||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Friday's chat log for January 14, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 3:00 PM: Mr. Bark Bark jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Mr. Bark Bark: Which is an awkward thing to say, considering I'm the first one here. Wait, let me get my moon stones all aligned here...
Mr. Bark Bark: Now some people say you have to use moon stones from the actual moon. But I've seen people find a group with a divining rod, or throwing sets of three wire hangers up into the air, six times, to get the hexagram right. But let's jus see.
Mr. Bark Bark: Wait. Now, we used to have all kinds of wire hangers around here, let me see.
Mr. Bark Bark: Don't go away, I-- oh, right.
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mr. Bark Bark - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."