A Firesign Chat
12/07/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 07, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'RELIK', just granted probation at 9:47 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
RELIK: ESTOU AQUI MANINHA
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
RELIK: HELP !!!!!!
RELIK: LIKINHA HELP !!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK: FALEI QUE ESSE AQUI E O UNICO QUE FICAVA ATIVO !
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK: HELP!!!!!!
||||||||| likinha sneaks in around 11:20 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
RELIK: VIU
likinha: mais so vc que cv ?aqui?:
RELIK: GUARDA ESSES DOIS QUE VC TA COM ELE AI TA BOM!!!
RELIK: GUARDA ESSE VIU !!!!
RELIK: HELP
RELIK: SIM SO EU MEU AMOR!
||||||||| It's 11:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| likinha - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RELIK - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Tweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 6:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
||||||||| "6:56 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Tweeny, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny plummets into the garden at 6:56 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sashays in at 7:41 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Mahavishnu Orchestra)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
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||||||||| Catherwood ushers Altrego into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and NancyKat plummets into the garden at 8:50 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Kitty
cease: Nancy, EW
EWeston: Appy seasonings Tweeny, cease, NancyKat, and Altego
DJTweeny: Hi Altrego, cease
cease: Al
NancyKat: Hi, Cease, Altrego, EW and DjTweeny!
NancyKat: EW-Oregano and thyme?
Altrego: Hola from New Mexico
DJTweeny: Hola, pardner
EWeston: You'll happy to know I sucessfully fell off a ladder Sunday, unto a small shrubbery
DJTweeny: first time here, Altrego?
NancyKat: EW-NO! Not a shrubberry!...did you have to cut it down with a halibut?
DJTweeny: Well EW, I say if your going to do something, do it right
Altrego: Yes it is - slipped on a shrubbery and fell in here.
cease: glad you were successful
DJTweeny: hope you weren't hurt too badly
EWeston: I'm thinking of putting it on the birthday card list
NancyKat: Velcomin, Altrego...one of us...one of us....
DJTweeny: lol NancyKat
Altrego: Pleased I think. :D
||||||||| 8:54 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
NancyKat: Someone REALLy needs to do something about those shrubberries...
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
llanwydd: anybody here or is it just us?
NancyKat: llan! Hihi!
EWeston: Somehow I didn't even get a bruise
cease: Llan
NancyKat: Just us Fireheaqds...
DJTweeny: excellent, EW
DJTweeny: Hi llan
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
cease: this is kind of horny for mahavishnu
EWeston: Llanwydd yow
DJTweeny: Haven't listened to this album in ages, need to revisit it
DJTweeny: "Visions Of The Emerald Beyond"
llanwydd: which album
cease: piano sounds like guaraldi
llanwydd: havent heard that one
DJTweeny: llan ^^
llanwydd: loved inner mounting flame
DJTweeny: Gayle Moran, cease - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayle_Moran
llanwydd: I wouldnt call this horny, cat
DJTweeny: Visions of the Emerald Beyond - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visions_of_the_Emerald_Beyond
llanwydd: did you mean corny?
DJTweeny hears some horns
cease: more horns than i'm used to with mclaughlin. love his guitar though.
EWeston: Amorous frog music. It's got a beat you can hop to
llanwydd: aha
cease: i thik the horns can be dispensed with.
llanwydd: I have only heard their first two albums
EWeston: Electric violas
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OSSMAN!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
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llanwydd: mclaughlin with alpert
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 07, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
llanwydd: how old is david?
cease: saw him in vancouver with john luc ponty long ago
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and redbozoette sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Well it is December 7th ;)
redbozoette: Altrego cease DJTweeny EWeston llanwydd NancyKat evening all
EWeston: Reddit, here?
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
cease: 81
llanwydd: I would have loved to see ponty with jon anderson some years ago
cease: hi rebo
DJTweeny: wow, what a combination
llanwydd: oh, yes. pearl harbor day
llanwydd: yeah, tween you should check them out on youtube
cease: vancouver covered with fog all day today. very surreal
EWeston: Wild times accrording to our dear chiefy in charge
DJTweeny: like SF, eh?
cease: is this from dear friends?
llanwydd: yes it is, cat
DJTweeny: yes
llanwydd: this is my favorite track from DF
DJTweeny: Ossman at his best :)
cease: one time i drove into frisco and the fog partiallly covreed the golden gate bridge. the lights made it look like it was wearing a necklace of lights
llanwydd: fantastic
EWeston: Saw a live version in Oregon
cease: i'm at work on new collage about philip k dick and will use this in it.
llanwydd: I have yet to see california
EWeston: Proter performed the Ducs duet, and stabbed himself twice
redbozoette: snow tomorrow
redbozoette: yeAah
EWeston: Snot here
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OSSMAN!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “OSSMAN COLLAGE GRADUATION”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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cease: last week my bermgan bio, this weeks its DO
llanwydd: whats not there?
cease: This is the best poem I've ever heard.
redbozoette: snotty nose knows
||||||||| doctecazoid enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
llanwydd: Hey Doc
redbozoette: I placed it there
DJTweeny: Hey Doc
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
cease: hi doc
doctecazoid: hi there
EWeston: Our engineer Commander Mc Snot
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet disembarks at 9:06 PM.
Beet: Howdy everyone.
DJTweeny: Doc - saved EOBE for next week since yesterday was David Ossman's birthday and he wasn't involved in the album
llanwydd: hey beet
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
EWeston: Beet an the Doc cowinkydink?
llanwydd: good idea, tween
Beet: Dr Tween, Doc, EW. Evening
doctecazoid: so tuesday i get an email from scott wild ... he's the guy bergman was using as his social media guru when he revived radio free oz as a blog/podcast
llanwydd: what a poet
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ossman
cease: oh right
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at Firesign Theatre - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
doctecazoid: seems that he needs someone (tag, i'm it) to pretty much take it over
Beet: Hi Llan
doctecazoid: in its current incarnation as a wordpress site, it's a bear to deal with - moldy wordpress code, paiful to deal with
llanwydd: , once again, hi beet
Rufus_T_Firetween: I hear WP coding isn't such great fun
cease: from dakota, right?
EWeston: You going to be filling some big shoes Doc
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s collage “Ossman Collage Graduation” is available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
doctecazoid: long story short: i spent the past couple of days figuring out how to convert the exported wordpress database xml into a form i can use in php code
NancyKat: Heya, beet!
llanwydd: do you know what year this is, tween?
NancyKat: And rebozo, doctec.
doctecazoid: and this evening i put together the guts of the template for the site
Rufus_T_Firetween: tell me, llan
doctecazoid: you can preview it at http://radiofreeoz.com.temp.omnis.com
doctecazoid: it's just three pages at present
llanwydd: wish I knew, tween
doctecazoid: the archive content page will be php driven when it's all done
cease: ossman show from the mid 80s, from michael packer.
EWeston: kuewl
doctecazoid: which with any luck will be some time saturday
DJTweeny: 2017 the last time I checked ;)
cease: called An Autobozographical Evening
Beet: Hi Miss Nan
llanwydd: no tween. I meant when was the recording made
doctecazoid: lemme know whatcha think of the layout/design of the preview
EWeston: Give everyone two scoops catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone two scoops.
DJTweeny: Cat Collage was 2 years ago
DJTweeny: cease can tell you when particular bits were made
redbozoette: bunk up
llanwydd: LOL! I meant when was the ossman speach done. cat answered my question anyway
llanwydd: speech
EWeston: I think the elevator is all bunked up
doctecazoid: yes
llanwydd: bunked? first time I have encountered that word
cease: this is from the firesign show in nyc, 96.
EWeston: Bunkie, bunkbed, artichokes
llanwydd: I missed that one
llanwydd: I caught their ny show in 81
llanwydd: 1981 was my formative year
Beet: May I add my fondest wishes for a Happy Birthday to David.
llanwydd: anybody know what is david doing these days?
cease: Proc said they're doing their DC show in Portland in March.
llanwydd: cool
cease: A city I would very much like to see.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:19 PM and late as usual, it's DadSir2U, just back from Roswell."
EWeston: At 67 I'm of mixed minds about birthdays. Not sure how I;ll feel about them at his age
cease: Dad
llanwydd: hey dad
doctecazoid: i suspect he keeps himself busy with a bunch of side projects, writing, and firesignia
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Beet: Ho Dad
DJTweeny: Hi Dad
doctecazoid: hey pops
cease: He's surprisingly spry for his age.
DadSir2U: Shoes for industry
EWeston: Thur, your whip-ped chocies
cease: Doc met him recently. Spry or not?
doctecazoid: yeah, he and proc were both 'up' and in good spirits
doctecazoid: dinner is almost served brb
Beet: This is cool.
DJTweeny: Doc, did you and Cat and Al ever get together to record that bit about the D.C. event?
DJTweeny: 'missed him by _that_ much...'
cease: this is Fred interviewing DO on his then radio show in west virginia in the 90s.
DJTweeny: very cool, Beet :)
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: great work, Cat
cease: no we didn't, tweeen. and doc seems swamped
doctecazoid: tween: no not yet. still plan to, soon. gotta break off now, dinner is served - if i am able to pop in after, i will. otherwise: see y'all on the funway, which is already in progress.
||||||||| doctecazoid says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctecazoid exits at 9:26 PM.
EWeston: Topical poem
Beet: The doc now stuffs face
llanwydd: doc is having a late dinner
EWeston: He's an old muzzel loader
redbozoette: I back it up nice
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
cease: maybe he's in spain.
EWeston: Roger the cat is a fine young muzzel loader
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s collage “Ossman Collage Graduation” is available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ossman
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at Firesign Theatre >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
redbozoette: powder puffins
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
cease: great book
cease: this idea has been kind of an obsession of ossman's for a long time
cease: music as weapon
cease: i think in david's obituary, he would prefer to known as a poet who also did other things
EWeston: Some say the Beatles were what took out the USSR
cease: i saw a show about that, ew
EWeston: Yup the country about had a collective orgasm when Mcarty finally played in Russia
EWeston: An Mcarthy
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:41 PM, dragging PrincipalPoop by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Beet: It's Poop!
EWeston: Oh hiya princepal
PrincipalPoop: hi all, hb dave, I am eating dinner so go one :)
PrincipalPoop: oops go on..
cease: Poop
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
cease: the firesign did 2 versions of this poem. the other one used other people;s voices
PrincipalPoop: ok, i finished eating, my hands are free, shackles still on though
DJTweeny: haha
DJTweeny: they let you out for the show?
PrincipalPoop: dusky women hehe
PrincipalPoop: exactly tween, or I fling my feces at them
cease: the only firesign poem done by them all, that i can think of
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: Raw spaggette noddles make fine lock picks...so I've heard
PrincipalPoop: keep some and let them dry?
EWeston: Try and palm some during cooking
PrincipalPoop: you get to be in a kitchen? cool
llanwydd: there was no problem with goys in the military when I was in the air force
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
cease: i think that was richard fish's show.
llanwydd: in fact I didnt know many jews in my squadron
EWeston: I'm a wassaname...trustie?
DJTweeny: The Years In Your Ears is a great bit
cease: indeed tween
PrincipalPoop: another of the screws, they were prophetic, propolaytic
EWeston: I remember a hilarious rabi giving a talk in navy bootcamp
llanwydd: I associated mark time with mark twain
llanwydd: lol
EWeston: Good nudes
PrincipalPoop: you go wolf woman...
EWeston: Timmy, heel
PrincipalPoop: straightnick
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s collage “Ossman Collage Graduation” is available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: Twisted hic
Rufus_T_Firetween: * Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
cease: this was an interview at a local station that i was part of.
DJTweeny: cool
PrincipalPoop: why radio drama? (organ sting)
cease: the station had an sf show for a decade but the folks never heard firesign so i turned them on to HTF and set up this interview
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: tis was 96
cease: i dont know when radio movies is, but i recall he was really into it.
Beet: This is a very diverse collection of D. O. sources, cease
EWeston: I din du nuffinm the liver
cease: i have a large collection, beet
cease: though much smalledr since my HD died.
cease: firesign has been a large part of my life for 50 years. i was taping their shows in 67
Beet: Very impressive
cease: they were infinitely funny
DJTweeny: and Grid Bless that you thought to record them
cease: i thought everyone was recording them.
NancyKat: Much amaze...other phil...other other phil...
cease: all the cool folks in la were listening to them then.
cease: i was part of that fm radio wave.
Beet: FM was so great in those days.
DadSir2U: wbai, first 3 lps, I'm forever grateful
redbozoette: do you know the words
cease: FM went revolutiohnary in late 67 in LA, earlier in Frisco.
PrincipalPoop: the virgin mary? as if all other marys are not virgins?
EWeston: What does Shirley have to say about this
DJTweeny: closing the show tonight with an episode from XM Radio Mark Time :)
PrincipalPoop: prince arcturus
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Beet: They just never resolved that Prince Arcturus situation.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
EWeston: Don't that put a ring on a boomer
PrincipalPoop: they are languishing in caves of methane ice
DJTweeny: EWeston: What does Shirley have to say about this << dunno, but I hear LaVerne's pretty hot under the collar about it
EWeston: Oh she's crazy as a coot.
DJTweeny: haha
DJTweeny: it's Cat!
cease: there's me, 21 years ago.
EWeston: Did they bring their swimsuits Pooper?
redbozoette: backless underware
redbozoette: wow cat
PrincipalPoop: Jules LaVernes around the world in 80 days, don't go fast but they go pretty far.
EWeston: Proper lauguishing attire
cease: i went to the Jules
PrincipalPoop: 21 years ago?
cease: VErne restaurant in the Eiffel Tower this summer. It was like going to another planet
DJTweeny: was the food good?
cease: wondrous
PrincipalPoop: if you say it was out of this world I was going to become unpleasant
cease: aboujt as good as food can get.
||||||||| j. a. m. enters at 10:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
EWeston: You could ask for their defenstration special Pooper
DJTweeny: Hi JAM
EWeston: What he am
PrincipalPoop: jam, concentration is the ah something ahh
NancyKat: JAMMITY JAm JAM!
Beet: Howdy JAM
j. a. m.: Hi everyone sorry to be late but i just got home
cease: http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
cease: scroll down to the jules verne section
cease: hi jam
DJTweeny: Hope you have a note, JAM
cease: too bad this is the only album dave did.
Beet: A real classic.
j. a. m.: I do Mr. Tweeny. a B flat,as a matter of fact...
DJTweeny: I've thought that too, cease
DJTweeny: such incredible talent
DJTweeny: haha JAM
EWeston: I tried a B minor scale this week
j. a. m.: Did I mention how much I enjoy Mar Time?
DJTweeny: how much did it weight, EW?
PrincipalPoop: but I am not flat, look at my blue nickers
cease: doing a lot of weighing?
DJTweeny: *weigh
EWeston: It tried to wiegh the cats, but failed in its minor way
j. a. m.: way
cease: i didnt realize i'd used such a giant chunk of of HTF
PrincipalPoop: curds and
EWeston: Scotch
j. a. m.: hah! !
PrincipalPoop: i was going to say turks, but ok
j. a. m.: that would have been good too!
cease: cofffee, delight, border
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Truffle
cease: odd bit of synchronicity that
DJTweeny: indeed, cease
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
EWeston: A jacked saxaphone?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s collage “Ossman Collage Graduation” is available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
j. a. m.: if it's an electric sax, then ye
j. a. m.: yes
EWeston: I don't remember a sax ever having trouble being heard
PrincipalPoop: henreeeeee
EWeston: Synth trigger?
DJTweeny: excellent bit to end with, cease
cease: its interesting to see david ossman turn into tirebiter
EWeston: Minee?
Beet: a superior collection indeed. Superb job, cease
DadSir2U: yay
j. a. m.: yes, EW, they were used for processing more than volume. Se Eddie Harris.
cease: if you're gonna do a collage about david ossman, it ought to be a good one.
PrincipalPoop: lots of words in that one cat, radio drama type number of words
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
llanwydd: dcfvgbhnjmk
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OSSMAN!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “A HORSE WITH NO BEATLES”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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PrincipalPoop: I can name this tune in 3 notes
DJTweeny wonders if llan has a cat
cease: david is exceptionally good at words.
llanwydd: lol. no, tween
j. a. m.: This seems to be well up to your high standard, cease! Superlatives simply fail!
redbozoette: a hor de sever
PrincipalPoop: i was going to say that goes without saying but that goes without saying
EWeston: uberkewl
j. a. m.: I had this Tim Buckley album
PrincipalPoop: a hor de sever? a hor de sever? nope, nothing
DJTweeny remembers the Mr. Ed show well
EWeston: Put a set of coated strings on my bass Its been about a month and they still ring slightly
EWeston: Anyone named Ed learns how to do that voice Tweeny
cease: this is bojack horseman, first episode, netflix
DJTweeny: willllllllllburrrrrrr
PrincipalPoop: wpod
cease: this is billy bragg, northsea bubble
Beet: nice
PrincipalPoop: music has changed, it just did
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “A Horse With No Beatles” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: The turned over to the horses
PrincipalPoop: is that from revolver or the white album? I bet R
Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah R
DJTweeny: lol @ Ozzie Knows Father
PrincipalPoop: coulda been W, but ok
cease: this isa firesign from 67
EWeston: Mr. Ed. Take a letter!
DJTweeny: never heard this before
PrincipalPoop: answer the door
DJTweeny: what was the venue, cease?
cease: the magic mushroom club, live radio broadcast.
DJTweeny: right, they haven't released the Mushroom Plays yet
cease: radio free oz
DJTweeny: is that in the OZ podcasts?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
cease: no
PrincipalPoop: address it to my wife, send a copy to my lawyer
j. a. m.: I'm free for dinner...
Beet: lol
PrincipalPoop: whatever, oh wow
DJTweeny: In The Hot Tub, from Fighting Clowns
EWeston: release the hostages!
DJTweeny: "Rerease Roger!"
EWeston: Now cut that out!
j. a. m.: Wewease woger?
PrincipalPoop: don't renew the lease, get new hostages
DJTweeny: yy
Beet: great
EWeston: But what about the hostage deplition allowance?
j. a. m.: The good thing about crucifixion is it gets you out in the open air...
redbozoette: cool
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OSSMAN!! **
Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCAST – STANDSTONE CITY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Free Downloads!! at http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/marktime.html
'
DJTweeny: yeah JAM lol
PrincipalPoop: depends on the new tax reform bill, talk to your soliciters
DJTweeny: LO Brian has so many great bits
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OSSMAN!! **
Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCAST – STANDSPIN CITY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Free Downloads!! at http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/marktime.html
'
j. a. m.: I too shall wear one shoe!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “MARK TIME on XM Satellite Radio” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/marktime.html
EWeston: They devastated the profession. It was an accident. In that tax bill. But I think they may change it
PrincipalPoop: who saluted the booger?
EWeston: You can't send a kid up in that bogger
DJTweeny: lol, I screwed it up twice...
PrincipalPoop: Are those my Qs?
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OSSMAN!! **
Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCAST – SANDSPIN CITY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Free Downloads!! at http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/marktime.html
'
PrincipalPoop: a market with a log of ambiance
EWeston: You have a receit. or deposit?
PrincipalPoop: let me look. where should I look?
EWeston: Virtually anywhere
PrincipalPoop: 10 2 and 4, what is the age limit where that known then rather than as history?
EWeston: Check your house spacetime warp
redbozoette: I found it
PrincipalPoop: thanks, I knew it
EWeston: The receit, or the deposit?
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
PrincipalPoop: dr pepper.
Beet: This is good
PrincipalPoop: mark time rules time
j. a. m.: Anybody else dump salted peanuts into their Dr. Pepper?
EWeston: Iatola Farwell?
Beet: Never tried it
PrincipalPoop: is that like aspirin in coke cola?
j. a. m.: I liked it as a kid. Now I don't like DrPepper
EWeston: I dropped some peppers into a bottle of sherry
PrincipalPoop: thank you tween and all, yes applause cat
Beet: Thoroughly enjoyed this one tonight, Nice to see everyone. FABULOUS collages, cease. Thanks Dr Tween. Happy Birthday David. G'Night all.
redbozoette: mark it
j. a. m.: Love, love, love to all! Thanks cat! Thanks DJT! And thanks everybody!!!
cease: working on a series about philip[ k dick
PrincipalPoop: does it taste the same? I have not had one in decades lol
EWeston: Geshuntite!
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: hip hop beet, super week all.
redbozoette: Beet DJTweeny EWeston j. a. m. PrincipalPoop redbozoette Rufus_T_Firetween thanks cat and great on tweeny
||||||||| At 10:57 PM, PrincipalPoop scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: off we flee
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 10:59 PM train to Billville.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| j. a. m. - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:12 PM and mahatma57 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
mahatma57: I have just returned from ancient Rome, just look at this grape!
||||||||| mahatma57 is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:14 PM.
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DadSir2U - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Snakbar in through the front door at 12:19 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Snakbar: Anybody put out the sun in the center of the earth lately?
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Altrego - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| redbozoette - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Snakbar - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Altrego
Beet
cease
DadSir2U
DJTweeny
doctecazoid
EWeston
j. a. m.
likinha
llanwydd
mahatma57
NancyKat
PrincipalPoop
redbozoette
RELIK
Rufus_T_Firetween
Snakbar
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/marktime.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://radiofreeoz.com.temp.omnis.com
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ossman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayle_Moran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visions_of_the_Emerald_Beyond



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