A Firesign Chat


Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 14, 2002 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood announces "It's 9:09 PM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and What does the Early Worm get? plummets onto the oriental shag rug.
What does the Early Worm get?: and here we are...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
What does the Early Worm get?: no matter WHERE you go, THERE you are...
||||||||| What does the Early Worm get? rushes off, saying "9:11 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
klokwkdog: Sorry, bozo, my wrist says it's 9PM ezzactly
||||||||| Catherwood leads Ken inside, makes a note of the time (9:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
klokwkdog: hey, ken
||||||||| Catherwood ushers mrmuckle into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:14 PM, then departs.
Ken: hi, brian, howzitgoin?
Ken: hi muckle
klokwkdog: hmm, almost up to a quorum now; hi mr. m
mrmuckle: yallo, Ken &KWD
Ken: quorum, schmorum. i say, let's take a vote now!
klokwkdog: liked your WC review at Amazon, Ken
||||||||| Nick_Danger waltzes in at 9:15 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
klokwkdog: hasn't that war started yet??!
Ken: all in favor, say "eye". it's unanimous!
klokwkdog: sweeps is almost over!
Ken: already up or are you remarking on the email i sent you?
mrmuckle: all in flavor of Flounders Day...
Ken: hey nick
Nick_Danger: heya all
Nick_Danger: i'm back from the past!
klokwkdog: on your email; didn't check base on your lag estimate
klokwkdog: hey nick
Nick_Danger: (actually, just been busy)
Ken: i particularly like the crab-stuffed-flounder ?)
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn LeRoy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
mrmuckle: That'll work!!!
klokwkdog: 'lo Merlyn
Ken: hi brian
Merlyn LeRoy: Hello
mrmuckle: Hi, Merl N.
Ken: i see nick's words are "normal" now (or else he's a damned good reverser)
Nick_Danger: anybody catch that iraq thing on frontline last week?
Merlyn LeRoy: that's only if your name is 'regnad' or 'kcin'
klokwkdog: not sure
Nick_Danger: no, i have foregone my usual spelling :)
Ken: yes, nick. i watch frontline every week. multitask during the second hour of this chat
klokwkdog: which iraq was it about
Nick_Danger: i've decided to tape csi
Nick_Danger: uhm, propoganda/ghestappo
Ken: sure that wasn't "foreplay" or "foreskin"?
Nick_Danger: just plain fore
Nick_Danger: don't forget to duck
klokwkdog: ZDnet news reports the house has passed the "Cyber Security Enhancement Act" - life sentence for hackers
Ken: oh, you're a golfer :)
mrmuckle: you don't want to count the elevator boy?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Rotonoto', just granted probation at 9:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Nick_Danger: does putt putt count?
Rotonoto: hi all
klokwkdog: roto appears oily!
Merlyn LeRoy: great, what idiots
Nick_Danger: er, what legislation is this klok?
Ken: i hope the definition of hacker (hmmm, "high definition hacker") is purposely braod enough they can seize whom they will....
Ken: ah, mr. roto, the inscrutable :)
Rotonoto: heavy on the 30 weight, mom!
klokwkdog: http://netscape.com.com/2100-1105-965750.html?type=pt
mrmuckle: Howdy, roto-rooster
Nick_Danger: ah, not the ddos attack bill, nor the chip in every toaster bill
Nick_Danger: thank bill for that
mrmuckle: its the chip in every flu shot bill
Nick_Danger: hrm, i didn't know that zdnet was owned by aol
||||||||| Catherwood leads john imaloo inside, makes a note of the time (9:22 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Ken: speaking of high, i had three hits on the water-pipe, er, beer stein, at dinner
klokwkdog: welcome, JI
Rotonoto: yes, read your bill (and weep)
Ken: hey john
john imaloo: hello my friends
||||||||| Catherwood enters with otomamaY rM edarmoC close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:23 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
john imaloo: who are we bombing today
klokwkdog: and get this: John Poindexter is back! He's going to run the all-seeing gov't database of every online transaction (atm, credit card, email, etc.) you make
Rotonoto: otomama is back- and he's beautiful!
otomamaY rM edarmoC: oi
Ken: the autorama-mama is here!
Nick_Danger: btetter question, how come france is never on the target list?
john imaloo: ahh if poindexter and ashcroft are together
Rotonoto: too many good wine reserves
Ken: nick: they send us yummy snails
john imaloo: we will bomb our own
Nick_Danger: ever poured salt on a snail on a hot and sunny day?
klokwkdog: read Safire in today's NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/14/opinion/14SAFI.html if you're registered
Nick_Danger: yum, chemistry
otomamaY rM edarmoC: ewww
mrmuckle: FIZZIES!
Ken: if poindexter is here, can ollie north be far behind? all hail der furher
otomamaY rM edarmoC: untrgistered voter myself'
Merlyn LeRoy: gotta register to read nowadays
Rotonoto: tomb of the unregistered reader?
Ken: my meter readers are registered, they wear little badges
klokwkdog: North is making too much $ from his radio show and apparel collection
Merlyn LeRoy: "could you write in a 'igher register, sir?"
Nick_Danger: aw, man, gotta vote. throw your .00000001 percent towards that favourite cartoon character!
Ken: ollie has a clothing line? sign me up for some groovy camo stuff
Rotonoto: tome of the unregistered reader?
Ken: lol, roto!
Merlyn LeRoy: "tomb it may concern..."
mrmuckle: my badges wear little meter readers...
Merlyn LeRoy: we don't stink no needing badges!
Rotonoto: sorry- I'm still fine-tuning my eclectic, offbeat, dwarfish sorta humor...
Nick_Danger: my badgers were little white feeder eaters
klokwkdog: I was all hyped up for a war and darn it all, we're not getting one
Nick_Danger: well, i got my catheter, pork rinds and spare AAs all ready
mrmuckle: there'll be no more war any more
Rotonoto: Governor Warner of VA has just declared the commonwealth a no compassion zone for the duration of the day...
Merlyn LeRoy: "you furnish the republicans, I'll furnish the war" -- George Hearst Walker Bush
john imaloo: how should we furnish the republicans
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:30 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
john imaloo: or varnish them
Merlyn LeRoy: I'd like to say I'm sorry to hear that, roto, but I'd get pinched
mrmuckle: aha! I thot so: a Bushwalker!
Nick_Danger: with bells on of course!
john imaloo: no banish them
Nick_Danger: varnish them
Rotonoto: go hug a target stump, Catherwood
otomamaY rM edarmoC: lovely rita meter reader
john imaloo: would ashcroft tinker with his bells
mrmuckle: 'Evenin', Ms. E
klokwkdog: hello Elayne!
Elayne: Hey all!
klokwkdog: How is the War going there, E?
klokwkdog: I was just telling the folks about how the FBI was just here looking for Commies in my woodpile. Gosh, it's like old times...
Rotonoto: hello? is this thing on? (thump, thump, thump...)
Elayne: I think we're all losing, Klok
Nick_Danger: some of us just lost it before others
Elayne: Ah, the woodpile. They would be splinter Commies, then.
klokwkdog: that's not Patriot talk, E!
john imaloo: my piles are not wood
Nick_Danger: i thought the nfl copywrote that infringement!
john imaloo: and i do not want anyone looking there anyway
mrmuckle: theTerrorists are under my bed and peeking into my wife's blouse!
klokwkdog: ah, you got them atomic piles, eh, John? I hate when that happens.
Rotonoto: thank you, senator...
Nick_Danger: nah, he's got those new gomer piles
otomamaY rM edarmoC: wood piles, atomic piles, ouch!!
mrmuckle: oops...sorry
klokwkdog: oooh, those rank right up there, Nick
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Gomer piles are the wors
Ken: brian: i think the "send to" drop down box is f'ing up. i sent private to roto, then when i thought i was saying "hi" to elayne on the list, it sent to her privately. am i doing something wrong?
Nick_Danger: especially when they're misspelled
Nick_Danger: ew
otomamaY rM edarmoC: You need the 55 gallon drum of prep h for those babies
mrmuckle: Now, was it Goober Piles or Peas?
Rotonoto: Roto just had a little trouble same way
otomamaY rM edarmoC: anyone want a cat
klokwkdog: and was it the Goo-Goo Dolls or the Goo-Goo Clusters?
klokwkdog: sorry, no
otomamaY rM edarmoC: those 'll ruin yr teeth
mrmuckle: i thot it was the Go-Go Balls
Rotonoto: hello? is this thing on?
Nick_Danger: i'll one up your cat and throw in a diarrhitic hamster
otomamaY rM edarmoC: o-f
Rotonoto: (thump, thump)
otomamaY rM edarmoC: nick-ewww
klokwkdog: Roto keeps repeating himself
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Doesn't know how to operate the Video
klokwkdog: Deja vu nite?
Nick_Danger: someone break the gosub loop!
john imaloo: root him on
Rotonoto: you all roto rooters?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: sure
otomamaY rM edarmoC: that's the name
Nick_Danger: the rootenest tootenest
Ken: go sub loop? red october can't be, it's november now
otomamaY rM edarmoC: away go troubles down the drain
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Hey, my mane's backwards
john imaloo: its not the reds anymore
john imaloo: we aim for the brown man
Rotonoto: comb it!
Nick_Danger: so's your head
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Yes
mrmuckle: no...its those little white ones...
klokwkdog: no more hammer and sickle, just the sickle
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Those are the best
Rotonoto: like little flower, my terrific feeling for it...
Nick_Danger: don't take the red ones and the white ones together
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Avoid the brown acid
Rotonoto: choose between the red and the blue one
klokwkdog: avoid anything brown, IMO
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Blue
mrmuckle: why not? I can't dance and its too wet to plow...
klokwkdog: LOL
Ken: ok, i've figured it out. after you click the box, unless you click back in the text box, it selects a sendee according to what you type, based on first letter of the name
otomamaY rM edarmoC: It's never to wet to plow
Nick_Danger: you can dance, if you wanna
Rotonoto: oh, young guy- you figure all out!
klokwkdog: especially in Arkansas- they want us to pay for them more water
Nick_Danger: you must learn to click outside the box ken
klokwkdog: LOL, Nick
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Brad Shaw! Famous writer and literary smart guy(and commie, too IIRC)
Nick_Danger: you're not talking about terry bradshaw's new book i assume...
klokwkdog: they was all commies at one time, or they werent' very interesting
otomamaY rM edarmoC: My calculator keeps popping up
Ken: funny one, nick! i've never been in the box with my clicking OR thinking
Rotonoto: comerad responsible for all problems he create!
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Terry Bradshaw can write?
Nick_Danger: trade that in for a sliderule mein capitain
Elayne: Throw a towel over it, Mr Y
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Can I look under the towel?
mrmuckle: my Dad always said he wanted to see me on the stage. (..."it leaves in 15 minutes...")
Nick_Danger: mr terry has 1 or two books out.....
Merlyn LeRoy: maybe your calculator is a toaster
Rotonoto: trade it for what's behind door number three
Nick_Danger: serves me right for watching the pregame show
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Perhaps
Merlyn LeRoy: you have to click in the box and think outside it
Nick_Danger: sorry, that's a bag of shit
klokwkdog: ...or maybe your calculator is toast
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Could be
Ken: nick: i have TWO sliderules here.
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I installed service pack 1
Nick_Danger: i'll raise you an abacus
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Got one of those round jiobbies?
Rotonoto: not the dreaded Service Pak one?!
Merlyn LeRoy: is that anything like an anabaptist?
Nick_Danger: sp1 for xp? i've heard questionable things about it
klokwkdog: I'm up to service pack 3 on my K&E Decitrig
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:46 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
otomamaY rM edarmoC: anna Baptist? I went out w/her once
otomamaY rM edarmoC: dex
Merlyn LeRoy: just out of the joint
klokwkdog: don't try installing it on XP on D:, that's for sure
Dexter Fong: Mom!? Dad!? I'm home from the Power Burger.
otomamaY rM edarmoC: And smoking tweo
klokwkdog: eve, Ash
Ken: both mine are linear. one is regular, other is optimized for electronics
Rotonoto: hey, dex- what're you out for?
klokwkdog: loved ur movie poster
Merlyn LeRoy: anna baptist wins the wet t-shirt contests
Elayne: Hey Dex!
Ken: hi, ash
klokwkdog: is it a transmission yet?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Oh boy, another Terrorist Alert
Dexter Fong: Hi all...and there's really allot of people here =)
otomamaY rM edarmoC: zzzzzzzzzzz
Nick_Danger: how'd you get out from behind that great firewall of china dex?
Merlyn LeRoy: bunnyboy said he saw the new papoon CD in the store
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Must find that
Dexter Fong: N_D: I bulled my way thru
Ken: yeah, yam, don't go to the hospital in houston or san fran
Rotonoto: must... find... CD...
klokwkdog: you shuda been here before the begining Ash...it was real lonely, like 1E-39s after the big bang
Rotonoto: stay away from hospital- the plague's got the streets all tied up...
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I stay out of hospitals, too many sick people
john imaloo: i return
Dexter Fong: Klok: I know about Aiiiee! Nine's but not 1E-39
klokwkdog: Ken just reviewed the Wierdly Cool DVD at Amazon
john imaloo: y computer tells me i am preforming illegal acts
Ken: after my one stay in the hospital, i never want to go back to one again
Nick_Danger: threaten said computer with an axe
Rotonoto: is your webcam on?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: 2 of them unnatural
Merlyn LeRoy: does that make Ken the mouth of the amazon? i've been looking for him all over
Dexter Fong: Ken repping Xena now?
Ken: john: ashcroft and rumsfeld are watching you
klokwkdog: That's IT for you, John I. Poindexter has probably already been alerted and you'll get the maximum penalty
Nick_Danger: try looking in the delta mel
Rotonoto: repping, plundering- something like that...
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I was in hospital in 1999, seems i'm viciously allergic to zyban'
john imaloo: i have had run in the field
john imaloo: sorry it was rum in the field
Ken: my mouth doth not spew forth gazillions of gallons of fresh water
Nick_Danger: i think ashcroft's still too busy looking for a cardigan to cover ms. justice
Dexter Fong: Zyban' = New Orleans style music
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Captain Morgan?
Rotonoto: and no carniverous fish, Ken?
Ken: dex: i'm a fan of gabrielle much more than xena
otomamaY rM edarmoC: ms. justice would be better in a wet t-shirt, I hear
Nick_Danger: i prefer my fish with a twist of lemon, thankyou
Dexter Fong: Ken: I knew that but for biz purposes, Xena's on top
Rotonoto: she has a coupla perky ones- Ashcroft just couldn't take it
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I take mine straight up
klokwkdog: well, IMO, ms. justice would be much better if everyone stopped playing with her
Ken: roto: i KNEW piranha, and you're no piranha!
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Guppy?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: minnow?
Nick_Danger: she'd probably feel better without that blindfold as well
Ken: oh yeah, if xena wanted to get on top, i couldn't stop her
klokwkdog: flying carp?
Merlyn LeRoy: dinsdale piranha?
Nick_Danger: not to mention that ball and gag....
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Aha! Sardine
Dexter Fong: Juan Piranha.."Don't cry for me Argentina..."
Merlyn LeRoy: cry me a river, amazon
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Tjat'd be Joao Pihrana
klokwkdog: bad timing, Ash, Argentina just defaulted on Life, the Universe, and Everything yesterday
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Brazilian
Nick_Danger: dexter, your pun has brought me great pain 8^)
mrmuckle: "...ArHentina"
otomamaY rM edarmoC: The country with empty pockets, that
Dexter Fong: MM: Look out for that display of P.Hay> Proby wine
klokwkdog: loooong faces in Buenos Aires and a touch of panic at the World Bank
Rotonoto: los pirhanos from el outer space
Dexter Fong: Lucha Libre
klokwkdog: hey, I saw him in a wrestling match once!
Ken: home of the desperados, ir disapperacios, or something like that
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Lunch?
Nick_Danger: how does one say pigeon spanish in pigeon spanish?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Home of 35 cents and pocket lint, now
Dexter Fong: Hey MY: Are you now moved?
Rotonoto: luncho libre?
mrmuckle: its all geek to me
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Y
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I have a nice new place
Dexter Fong: Sorry Senor. there is no stinking luncho libre
klokwkdog: Plaza del Torres
Ken: espaņol pijoņs?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: and all the cats i can fling
Nick_Danger: Muchos frijoles?
klokwkdog: we have bean and turd...
Dexter Fong sings " Blue espanish flies....
Ken: yam: by hand or do you use a "cat"apult?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I only have AMERICAN flies, here buddy
Nick_Danger: cat'ch' him and find out
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Ken: By hand
Dexter Fong: Ken: Feline proud of yourself?
Rotonoto: hey- are you the bozo who borrowed my copy of Advanced Cat Torture?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: That's Me
mrmuckle: hey, you anti-Armenia or sumptin?
klokwkdog: who needs a book? ignore them; it drives 'em crazy
Ken: last time one of my kitties clawed me, i felt like flinging him
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Clean up armenia!
Dexter Fong: It's not our menia, it's 'our menia
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Mine are decent, I must say
Rotonoto: according to my careful prosthesis, this armenian is actually american
mrmuckle: its THEIR menia!
otomamaY rM edarmoC: They can have it
Nick_Danger: unfortunately, my dog wants to lick my pussy constantly, but my pussy wants nothing to do with it
klokwkdog: most Armenians actually are American
Ken: i know some think it cruel, but i'm going to get both the little ones "fixed" and declawed in front
klokwkdog: as are most Norwegians
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Declawing is not good
Dexter Fong: Ken: Don't do it (declaw) if they go outside
Rotonoto: they have incorporated as the Dog and Dentists Council...
mrmuckle: and Indians!
otomamaY rM edarmoC: They take half the cat's toe off
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| john imaloo - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Bye John
Ken: dex: never leave the house except in caryying cage
klokwkdog: pets are property, and their owners pretty much have free reign to mutiliate them as they see fit...but what if your cat took you to be altered?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: yeah
Rotonoto: whaa? ya gets throwed outa here if'n ya zip yer lip?
Nick_Danger: I'll have a curry flavoured curry, extra curry
otomamaY rM edarmoC: musta been that fly by nite surgery
Dexter Fong: Speak up Roto
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog: Bumrungrad!
Ken: klok: i'm already altered. at least disconnected, the jewels are still there
otomamaY rM edarmoC: 10? it's 9.49
Dexter Fong: Weee! Catherwoods on speed again
klokwkdog: that's not how they do it with cats...
Nick_Danger: better watch out klok.. i think bob barker is gonna getcha
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Righteous, I hope
Ken: and he didn't offer to share, either. i miss my meth ;)
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Bob Barking up yer tree?
Dexter Fong: Toot Toot cstherwood
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Cocaine, GWB's fave drug
Nick_Danger: pity ol' g doublya can't spell it, tho
Merlyn LeRoy: the system clock on the host gains a minute or two a wekk
Ken: i know. they yank them little cojones right out of there
Merlyn LeRoy: week
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Just roll up a coupla "bombers" and leave them on the side table
klokwkdog: hey Ash - I put the poster up on the web
Nick_Danger: the system clock isn't playing fair? grab one of those internet clock updater thingys
Dexter Fong: Fine klok
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I have one. It actually works
klokwkdog: anachron is good
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Klok's clock is Clocked?
Ken: nick: i have one, stays right ALL the time
Nick_Danger: hitler had one too, but i think it was broken
Nick_Danger: oh, we're talking about clocks...
otomamaY rM edarmoC: He just needed it cleaned
Dexter Fong: ..and when you Klok the progress of klok's clok, it's a new redord every time
mrmuckle: but he fixed his with cocaine!
Rotonoto: Roto claps flippers together, proudly boasts "Arf! Arf!"
Ken: anachronisms are better
Dexter Fong: record
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I throw roto a herring
Dexter Fong throws roto a red herring
Dexter Fong: heh MY =)
Nick_Danger: ah, what's the difference between a record buffer and a record buffer?
mrmuckle: post-mortum
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Commie!
Nick_Danger: ll in pronunciation
klokwkdog: okay, here's the Mad poster (for a little while): http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/Gulfwars.jpg
mrmuckle: one does and the other doesn't!
Dexter Fong: Rah! Commie
Nick_Danger: hey, thatsa cool poster
Nick_Danger: what's it have to do with mad?
Dexter Fong: Mad mag's latest cover
Ken: klok: i;ve seen that one, it's good. be sure to enlarge enough to read it all
klokwkdog: Nick- see the bottom. thank Dexter
Nick_Danger: i meant its all in the pronunciation
Merlyn LeRoy: MAD = mutually assured destruction
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I called Ralph spoilsport today
Dexter Fong defers in mentioning a number of possible possibilities
Merlyn LeRoy: why'd you call him a spoilsport?
Dexter Fong: I called Ralph a sorehead yesterdzy
klokwkdog: how is old Ralph?
Ken: and did ralph offer you the 0 down, 0 percent?
Rotonoto: (tap, tap, tap) Is this thing on?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Once a week, twice a week and never on sunday
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! You some silent guy
klokwkdog: oh, we forgot...you have to have some lines in this, Roto
Ken: roto: oh shining light, yes!
Nick_Danger: pssssst, rotonoto, you're forgetting to tell people to try the veal, and to tip the waittress
Dexter Fong: Rather tip the Veal and try the waitress
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Nick_Danger: you don't want to get payed in roadclusters again, do you?
Dexter Fong: Night E.
Rotonoto: oh, auntie em! I was ever so far away!
mrmuckle: SO! it wasn't Roto at all...
Rotonoto: it got so bad I opened another browser
Dexter Fong: MM: It was Tom Stoppard...literary smart guy
klokwkdog: it's better than getting paid in Roadmasters, Nick. That's almost as bad as living in Fiji
Rotonoto: yes, it was me all along
Nick_Danger: ever tried browsing for another browser?
Ken: couda been the butler. we haven't seen catherwood for a while....
otomamaY rM edarmoC: They're putting holes in those roadmasters again
klokwkdog: oh, down South, we been doing it for years, Comrade Y
Rotonoto: I thought the cockney accent would have been a dead giveaway
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Then they go on blocks, eh?
klokwkdog: Ken, I think Catherwood gets off at 10PM. He's getting on, you know.
Ken: frontline on pbs this week is about marriage
Dexter Fong: Klok: Which is it? Getting off or getting on?
otomamaY rM edarmoC: the ultimate warefare
Nick_Danger: think i'm passing on frontline this week
klokwkdog: well, the way he treats Nancy, it's hard to tell, Dex.
Ken: hell, i'd like to get off at 10 too! but i have to wait for the right woman to show up, i guess
otomamaY rM edarmoC: I passed a frontline once, I got rained on
Merlyn LeRoy: since catherwood enters with his announcements too soon, I guess he comes out with premature ejaculations
Nick_Danger: "stinkin' in the rain, just stinkin' in the rain'
Dexter Fong: I passed a frontline once also...liberated paris
Rotonoto: Elayne not staying around too long tonite
Dexter Fong: Me and George Stevens
klokwkdog: i passed a frontline once and it hurt like hell!
Nick_Danger: never passed on a line, tho
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Elayne never stays long
mrmuckle: I passed a frontline and my doctor called in all his collegues...
Ken: she usually says more, though. i don't think she said anything tonight
Dexter Fong: This too shall pass.........
Nick_Danger: how many leagues away were you?
Dexter Fong: Triple A N_D
Nick_Danger: all things must pass
Ken: my exwife passed a kidney stone once. looked at that thing under a microscope, reminded me of a hedgehog
Nick_Danger: just wish thoise stones didn't take so long
mrmuckle: 10-4, Elanor!
Rotonoto: well, lessee- there's bush league, minor league...
Dexter Fong: Ultra sound will do it...or stand right infront of the speakers at a Metallica concert
mrmuckle: both those leagues are the same
Dexter Fong: MM: GW is in a league of his own
mrmuckle: again: 10-4, Elanor!
Dexter Fong: What's your 10-20 Adolf?
Rotonoto: heavy on the 30 weight, mom!
Nick_Danger: There's a convoy on the horizon
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Don't wolf your food!
klokwkdog: hmm. klok must remember to put oil back in the drained car tonite...
Rotonoto: looks convoluted...
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Good plan
Ken: gw is in the aa league. he DID give that alcohol up, didn't he?
Dexter Fong: Achtung! Achtung! A squadron of Shenanigans, at 12 o'clok high
klokwkdog: how's the trannie, Dex?
Nick_Danger: going through convulsions as well
Rotonoto: 12 o'klok?
Nick_Danger: she's post op klok
otomamaY rM edarmoC: Have a dilantin
Dexter Fong: Klok: Just got car back today..new tran...new radiator..Cost Mazda corp 2, 574 dolleros
Nick_Danger: shoulda said its post-op clok D'OH
Rotonoto: we have a bozo among us so distinguished we tell time by him
otomamaY rM edarmoC: They can spare it
klokwkdog: ah! warranty repair! good!
Ken: let's smoke this theatre with fentanyl
Nick_Danger: but can they carry the 7-10 comrade?
Dexter Fong: Yes =)))))))))
Rotonoto: hold yer breath an run like hell...
otomamaY rM edarmoC: later guise-gtg and fix somebody's oxygen
Ken: dex: did you get the page i sent you on parking? did it work? LOL!
||||||||| otomamaY rM edarmoC departs at 10:20 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Pdrjawn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:21 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| mrmuckle runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's mrmuckle?! It's 10:21 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Rotonoto: why otomama- we hardly knew ye....
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: You been tinkering with this thingie or is it Netscape 7 has cleaned it up a bit?
Ken: hey jawn
Pdrjawn: hey folks
Merlyn LeRoy: I haven't done much lately, what's different?
Dexter Fong: PJawn, hi
Pdrjawn: I need help here
Pdrjawn: cannot see latest typing
Nick_Danger: sombody want to explain this one to me?
Merlyn LeRoy: NN6 seems to have had a lot of problems
Dexter Fong: Merl: Msgs area larger...font size in enrty box? entry larger
Nick_Danger: ftp://temp:temp@dochwo.dyndns.org:34/butthead.jpg
Merlyn LeRoy: what do you mean, pdrjawn?
Nick_Danger: think you need to cut and paste that....
Nick_Danger: brb
||||||||| otonotoR enters at 10:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Merlyn LeRoy: dex, the size is 40 pixels default
otonotoR: may I take your bat and goat?
Ken: roto's reversed direction, get out of the way before he backs over you!
Pdrjawn: after each entry is made, my "screen" scroills backwards
Merlyn LeRoy: but it also depends on what "font size 3" is
Dexter Fong: Nick...browser couldn't find that url
otonotoR: dis ting am smoother on Beonex than my ol' Netscrape 4.xx
Pdrjawn: Ahhhhhh
Pdrjawn: this is better
Ken: i use beonex for my psoriasis
klokwkdog: cool, Dr. J - how do I make my screen do that??
Merlyn LeRoy: pdrjawn, reduce the font size and/or number of lines of text displayed, and/or make your browser window bigger
Pdrjawn: ya have to muck about with the settings before you log in
Nick_Danger: you needed to cut and paste it... the html formattion didn't create the link correctly
Merlyn LeRoy: otonotor, should 'rotonoto' get logged out?
Pdrjawn: yessir, I have arrived
otonotoR: been tweakin' his fonts again (siiighhhh!)
klokwkdog: one parameter makes it bigger and one parameter makes it small, and the ones that mother gives you...
Nick_Danger: prolly best left unsees
Nick_Danger: unseen
Pdrjawn: I'se an old font tweaker
Ken: sing it, gracie!
Merlyn LeRoy: pdrjawn, it depends on your browser, etc; I made it pretty small to start with...
Rotonoto: hey- who is this otonotoR impostor?
Pdrjawn: font size and lines, and refresh rate
klokwkdog: it helps to not do the chat from a palm pilot...
||||||||| Carl LaFong enters at 10:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
otonotoR: that's curiously refreshing!
Pdrjawn: masturbating again?
Ken: hello, carl
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'erictravis', just granted probation at 10:27 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Ken: jawn: i never stop :)
Merlyn LeRoy: an insurance agent was looking for you earlier...
Ken: hi, et
Pdrjawn: practice practice practice
Nick_Danger: priapism is a serious medical disorder ken
Rotonoto: I am the real otoR
Pdrjawn: practice makes puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect
klokwkdog: all medical disorders are serious
Ken: don't i wish, nick. at my age........
erictravis: RE: scrolling - if you're on a Mac, try iCab. Scrolling works fine where Explorer doesn't.
Pdrjawn: shirley?
Nick_Danger: tried freebasing viagra ken?
Carl LaFong: shirley u. jest
||||||||| Bunnyboy waltzes in at 10:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
klokwkdog: 'lo BB
Ken: hey bun
Pdrjawn: I am using IE 5.5 SP2 with assorted patches & upgrades
Merlyn LeRoy waves
Nick_Danger: you can call him ray, or you can call him jay
Dexter Fong: Hey BB
Carl LaFong: jus dunt call him Mr Johnson
||||||||| doctec waltzes in at 10:30 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: But ya don't has ta call him "my good man"!
Pdrjawn: I have a door knocker AND a Mazuseh!
Ken: herr doktor!
otonotoR: don't call me Dozo!
Bunnyboy: hiya doc
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc, you knock me out
||||||||| doctec runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doctec?! It's 10:31 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
erictravis: prd: probably all depends on the browser version & OS
Pdrjawn: *POW*
Bunnyboy: (sings) You leave the west behind...
||||||||| doctec waltzes in at 10:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
klokwkdog: the chat begins to gather momentum (and not a few hangers-on)
Dexter Fong: That 2 knockers
otonotoR: those russian girls knock me out! (what a gas!)
Pdrjawn: *hangs on*
klokwkdog: LOL
Ken: i use the plastic hangars myself
Nick_Danger: no metal hangers!
Bunnyboy: Y'all pick up WEIRDLY COOL this week?
Carl LaFong: they come in quarts an shorts
Pdrjawn: what can changing the redraw rate accomplish
Dexter Fong: Plastic hanger steak...eat it...wipe it off...etc
otonotoR: it's building towards a crescendo!
klokwkdog: Ken just put up a neat review at Amazon, BB
Ken: bb: i got it for pledging :) had it for months now
otonotoR: volcanologists everywhere gasp in amazement
Pdrjawn: plastic hangar, I live near the base
Merlyn LeRoy: doc, can you not type or something?
doctec: hello...
klokwkdog needs a DVD player...
Ken: use your fingers, doc
Pdrjawn: well, hello there
Nick_Danger: I CAN TYPE IT
Nick_Danger: oops cap
doctec: i'm trying to adjust my chat setting, hang on
klokwkdog: that's it, Doc ...CHANNEL MAVIS...CHANNEL MAVIS...
Pdrjawn: I am thinking of buying a combo VCR/DVD thingee
Carl LaFong: i think i can i think i can i think i can
Bunnyboy: Ken: But this is the RETAIL version, with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MORE than the PBS pledge version!
Nick_Danger: www.vcdhelp.com klok
otonotoR: I pledge my head for... er, my heart...
erictravis: Anyone heard of the date for the next NPR bit?
Merlyn LeRoy: question for group; should the default settings be changed to a smaller font/fewer lines?
Dexter Fong: Jawn: Redraw rate means either the screen blinks a whole lot but everyone's comments come up fairly quick or it doesn't blink often and then 4 or 5 comments come up at once
Nick_Danger: getchoo a good dvd player that can handle vcds, svcds
Pdrjawn: it does take some attention
otonotoR: talk among yourselves...
Ken: merlyn: it should be up to everyone to optimize and remember/bookmark
Nick_Danger: and then download and burn stuff
Pdrjawn: aha, so a lower rate does . . . . . . .
Merlyn LeRoy: eric, the next NPR bits are the holidays - thanksgiving, xmas, new years. That's all for now
otonotoR: (I'm felling a little vaclempt)
Nick_Danger: give us a topic roto
Dexter Fong: Jawn: Combo idea not so good...VCR *will* wear out..DVD can last *long* time
doctec: Merlyn: re Question: yes!
Nick_Danger: always buy components, yes dex
klokwkdog: wal-mart & circuit city have an Apex DVD that'll do MP3s for under $60...it's gotten horrible reviews, but it's cheap
doctec: My default is 25 lines, font size 2
Dexter Fong: Merl: I'm happy with way I've set mine so...
Bunnyboy: WEIRDLY COOL comes in a purty blue slimcase...
Ken: here's your topic: "I cannot confirm or deny that we lied." -- General Ronald Sconyers, on the subject of UFOs.
Nick_Danger: klok - apex makes players that can generally handle all formats and are supremely hackable
Nick_Danger: get it
doctec: I have another email from Cat, I'll post it in a little bit...
doctec: In the meantime, there's a guest here...
Dexter Fong: Slimecase? I thought that was solved?
Nick_Danger: if you want picture quality tho, spend more
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:36 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
klokwkdog: nick - I can't make that link owrk here
Dexter Fong: Doc: Oh! Who is they?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Lili Lamont', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Ken: hello, guest, please sign in. we're already blindfolded
Nick_Danger: http://www.vcdhelp.org
Bunnyboy: lo Lili
Pdrjawn: the Apex ones are less hackable I have been told, there was legal action taken, the right models are no longer available
Dexter Fong: Hi Lili. I knew it was you =)
Ken: ah, it's the lili-meister-zinger
klokwkdog: nick - that one does not work either
erictravis: everything we know is wrung
Lili Lamont: Hi, guys. Good to be here. I've been spending all my time in Canada.
Ken: oh, canada. or is that "oh, cannabis"?
Nick_Danger: link is down, sorry klok
klokwkdog: nick - if this is a game, I'm pretty sick and somewhat out of it in terms of playing adeptly (or atoll)
Bunnyboy: Listening to the PAPOON CD, with Proc pitching the Firesign Sun Duck.
Merlyn LeRoy: ok, default is now 10 lines of font size 2, instead of 15 lines of font size 3
Dexter Fong: Klok: This is no game...this is Real Player One
Nick_Danger: i've gotta toshiba 4700...
Lili Lamont: Not while I was there. My daughter was all hopped up on codeine when I wasn't feeding her beer. She double fractured her tibia.
Nick_Danger: cd/svcd/xvcd/sxvcd/mp3/progressive/dvd-audio
Ken: a double. too bad it wasn't a home run :(
klokwkdog: doing something respectable, I hope Lili
Rotonoto: no more skiing for her!
Dexter Fong: Nick: you forgot dvd-NOW-audio
Lili Lamont: But I had fun. I took my granddaughter trick or treating. She was Snow White and I was the American Goth Grandma.
Pdrjawn: what does manual refresh offer?
Ken: jawn: refresh your manual by printing and inserting new pages. next question, please
otonotoR: goths in candyland
klokwkdog: you press the button and the manual re-writes itself, removing all the spaghetti sauce spots?
Bunnyboy: Next on News Nite - Bone Shattering Codeine: Could it be in YOUR MEDICINE CABINET?
Ken: does vicodin count? (only to 10!)
erictravis: Hello, Walter? This is Walter...
otonotoR: Roto consumed vast quantities of choco-lato
Carl LaFong: if not, send $19.95 to...
Pdrjawn: cool
otonotoR: we're both Walter
Ken: carl: what's the shipping and handling cost on that?
Pdrjawn: free shipping?
Carl LaFong: $450.07
Pdrjawn: can ya handle it?
otonotoR: is this shipping and handling a part of the dance?
Lili Lamont: Doc was fucking around with the sound system, preventing me from coming up with witty repartee. I'll try to think of something stale to say.
Bunnyboy: Nothing is set in Cronkite.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bone-E-Boi close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Ken: gimme a dozen at that price
klokwkdog: yes, this week, anyway, at Cirkit City - you can get the $60 Apex delivered!
Ken: hi boney
Dexter Fong: B-E-B hi
Bunnyboy: lo Bone
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Doc Technical into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:42 PM, then departs.
otonotoR: it's a boxed bonanza of recycled bozos
Nick_Danger: gofer the apex :) but only if you're into vcds, svcds etc
Ken: ah, they are BOTH here at once. and simultaneously, too
klokwkdog: wal-mart is down the street, but CC is a hike, so free shipping is nice.
Nick_Danger: most dvd players can handle mp3s now anyways
Carl LaFong: there's always penecellin
Doc Technical: I just got a 2nd window up in Opera, so Lili and I can be on at the same time
Bunnyboy: Countdown to J-MEN: T minus 5.
Pdrjawn: I hear the fat lady singing
klokwkdog: four hands on one keyboard - neat
Rotonoto: going up...
Lili Lamont: Of course, I'll be arm wrestling him for the keyboard.
Doc Technical: Have at you!!!!
Bone-E-Boi: iCab for Mac OS 9 here.
erictravis: This just in from the Cave News Network: a free burbon with every turban at Los Bomba Shelter!
Nick_Danger: buy one of those split keyboards lili
klokwkdog: i thot you have 4-port router and extra PCs, DT...
Pdrjawn: he's nothing but a 2nd window man
Rotonoto: gesundvertigo
Ken: lili: get behind him, reach around, then when he least expects it, lower your hand slowling into his lap. you know what to do after that :)
Bone-E-Boi: Don't laugh, it works.
Doc Technical: Ywah but I don't wanna be in one room while Lili is in another - much nicer to be in the same space with her
Pdrjawn: that's not the KEY board
Ken: slowly. what the hell is slowling?
klokwkdog: good point DT
klokwkdog: you don't KNOW, Ken?
Lili Lamont: What makes you think he doesn't expect it?
Rotonoto: retarded gelfling?
Ken: lol to klok AND lili!
Pdrjawn: relfing?
klokwkdog: aha! the dreaded Gelding pliers
Dexter Fong: I been flinging gelfs all day
Ken: rolfing
Bone-E-Boi: The hip hop scene has gotten so treacherous that hip hop artists may have no choice but to go into politics.
Nick_Danger: well, i think i'll kick myself into next week (but i'll leave it 90 minutes short of that mark)
Pdrjawn: Metro Gelding Pleyers?
Nick_Danger: nytol?
Ken: don't crush those nuts, hand me the pliers
klokwkdog: it's beginning to look like Moscow, eh, BeB?
Dexter Fong: Night N_D
Nick_Danger: uhm i meant nytol
Pdrjawn: *wavies*
Bunnyboy: nite Nick
erictravis: bone-e: it's be more fun than the last election...
klokwkdog: later ND
Ken: nick at nite
Bone-E-Boi: Minnesota is beginning to look like Moscow. In more ways than one.
klokwkdog: who won that election,anyway?
Lili Lamont: Oh, NIcky, Nicky, Nicky... Are you alright?
Ken: saddam, 100%
Rotonoto: the commies- er, republicans...
Doc Technical: Same difference
Lili Lamont: The spawn of Satan.
Doc Technical: ...or someone like him...
Carl LaFong: the Nasty Party
erictravis: Papoon in 2004
Dexter Fong: Coccoon until then
Pdrjawn: guess I will be shuffling off as well, gonna go sit outside the CC and wait for the Apexes to arrive
Pdrjawn: *wavies*
Lili Lamont: I'd settle for Alfred E. Newman, if that what it takes.
klokwkdog: nite DrJ
Ken: if only papoon had won back then. (soft shimmers as the dream sequence begins....)
otonotoR: watch out for dwarves
Doc Technical: Hey Dr. Jaen: I think I finally got a line on a place that sells that Glacier vodka...
Ken: nite, jawn
Doc Technical: er, Jawn...
Bone-E-Boi: Jesse "The Mind" Ventura versus Saddam "The Beast of Baghdad" in a battle-to-the-death grudge match.
otonotoR: yeah- mike meyers would be presidential press secretary
Doc Technical: Woo-hoo!
Doc Technical: Nite J
Ken: "...so help me grid."
Dexter Fong: Night Jawn
erictravis: What makes you think Alfred E. would be interested in running?
klokwkdog: my theory (not that anyone wants to hear) is that the repression has to maximize before the populace will respond. so this is all part and parcel of "give them more rope".
otonotoR: nite...
Lili Lamont: His resemblance to W.
Dexter Fong: Klok: And then when they have all the rope...they can tie us all up
Ken: naw, jeb's gonna go for it when w's done
Carl LaFong: Double who?
klokwkdog: but they can re-elect the real thing, Lili
Bunnyboy: Gee, I never heard the Martian Space Party material, in it's unpastuerized version. Purty cool.
otonotoR: now poll the delegates...
klokwkdog: definitely, Dex. expect the labor camps to start being built soon.
Ken: that unpasteurized stuff can cause sickness if you aren't careful
erictravis: You have a point about the resemblence (bless their pointed little heads)
Lili Lamont: Please don't even say that, K.
Dexter Fong: Bun: What are you calling unpasturized?
erictravis: I have to agree w/Dexter on the rope business.
Bone-E-Boi: More rope? Give me hemp, or I'm going over there.
otonotoR: yeah- and they use unleavened rope...
Ken: don't bogart that hemp......
Dexter Fong: I got a little farm..grow hemp..it's in hempstead
klokwkdog: look at history, Lili - they have the propensity to make absolute fools of themselves and scare the living s*** out of everyone for the next 30 years if they just get a chance
otonotoR: is your hamp sanforized? or at least martinized?
erictravis: Looking for the Democrat internment camps in TX any time now...
Dexter Fong: History is what you can remember
Ken: klok: i forget--is it the jews or the masons in charge this week?
Bunnyboy: Dex: The laugh.com album PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT, which includes the Martian Space Party segment from NOT INSANE, in an extended format, without overdubbed SFX.
Lili Lamont: Hell, klok, they're doing a fine job now. No need to go into the future.
Ken: or, combine them both, jackie mason is in charge
Dexter Fong: Bun: Did you get/hear Fred's recent release of the MSP and is it the same do you know?
Carl LaFong: the future isn't what it used to be!!!
klokwkdog: i remember Nixon, Dex. Remember Nixon? They had a tough time crawling out from under that rock...
erictravis: Cut 'em off at the past!
Dexter Fong: Yeah Klok: But TDick was *so* twisted
otonotoR: no fair to anyone...
Ken: but carnival for all
erictravis: More like Karnevil
Bunnyboy: Dex: No, my last Fred product was the last printed issue of FIREZINE.
Bunnyboy: No idea.
Ken: ah, an elp fan :)
klokwkdog: Wait! We got Cheney, Rumsfield, Ashcroft and now...Poindexter at the controls?? Do you really thing they can fly the ship of state for more than 50 feet?
Bunnyboy: Dex: The MSP segment on PAPOON is just under 5 minutes long.
Ken: klok: the wright bros started small
Dexter Fong: Bun: An hour live radio show with largish audience. But none of the Radio prison/Anything you want sutff in it
Lili Lamont: The ship of state is going to run aground with that crowd.
Ken: lili: and leak oil all over the beaches
klokwkdog: it's going to run aground, break up and sink and it's going to be their fault
Dexter Fong: This ship be sinkin'
otonotoR: and spill all its oil...
Dexter Fong: Kloik: Like they care
erictravis: I wouldn't underestimate what they can get done in the next 2 years, especially if we're in a constant state of war.
Lili Lamont: Unfortunately, think of the damage they can do for at least the next two years. Kiss your civil rights goodbye.
Ken: when they crash and burn, they will blame it all on clinton
Bunnyboy: Buster Poindexter is President?!? Help! Mommy! I wanna WAKE UP!!!
otonotoR: they get airlifted off- only the crew goes down
klokwkdog: Oh, their policy is clear: eliminate Social Security, Welfare, and cut the size of the gov't in half
Dexter Fong: And the New York Dolls are the Supreme Court
Ken: whilst cutting the taxes for large entities on the backs of me and you
erictravis: Get rid of those pesky critters in ANWAR
klokwkdog: BB - no, he is in charge of the master database that Homeland Security is going to assemble
Lili Lamont: Damn seals!
Merlyn LeRoy: make the government small enough to fit in your bedroom
otonotoR: real gov't been growin' fo yeahs- corpo-dogs
Ken: sadat's dead
Dexter Fong: Yet lives on in Steereo Hi-Fi
erictravis: With enough oil-beer in the American working man...
Lili Lamont: So are a lot of baby seals.
Dexter Fong: He'll smoke till there's work
otonotoR: are they finally going to get around to nuking the whales?
erictravis: A three-headed fish? No big deal...
Ken: speaking of anwar sadat, when strom thurmond met him, he got a few feet away and said loudly to his aide, "i didn't know he was a nigger." faux pas classic there
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pdrjawn - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Nick_Danger - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Ken: It was Niger...reference to the great river
otonotoR: revisionist!
Ken: oh yeah, dex, you must be right ;)
Dexter Fong: Gosh..no one leaves anymore...they just wait to get reaped
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
erictravis: As, yes. And we won't have to worry about funding those nasty artists either.
Lili Lamont: Ken: Ashcroft has pulled some classic boners about the Canadians. He's not too popular up there. My daughter was amazed to find out that he was beaten by a dead guy 2 years ago.
klokwkdog: someone oughter strike that clock Catherwood is using with a gong or something, too...
Dexter Fong: What a wuss...getting beaten up by a corpse
Ken: we need to take up a collection and buy catherwood a new newkular clock
klokwkdog: shows how much attention Canadians pay to the news...
Lili Lamont: The corpse had a better personality.
erictravis: Was that the same dead guy who's been voting in Florida?
Merlyn LeRoy: yeah doc, can byron have the clock updated each night automatically?
Ken: he moved to chicago, eric
klokwkdog: that's 50,000 dead guys, eric -- not the same
Dexter Fong: No ET but they knew each other..went to Drexel together
Bunnyboy: So, the FTC came to a settlement with the geniuses behind Miss Cleo: The telebozos are cancelling $500 million dollars in uncollected billings to their "customers".
Lili Lamont: Doc is upstairs making me a drinky poo, the dear man.
Dexter Fong: Bun: I saw that in the cards
klokwkdog: he makes drinks out of poo?
Ken: lili, poo? beware if there are brown floaties
Rotonoto: isn't that a scream? nothing punitive, you know...
Bunnyboy: Of course, who knows what happened to the $500 million they succeeded in collecting...
Lili Lamont: J.H. Christ, I hope not!
Dexter Fong: Betcha Miss Cleo didn't get all that much
erictravis: As suggested, we should all get our own 900 number.
Rotonoto: blew it all in offshore seances
Ken: she worked for scale
Bunnyboy: That's right. Miss Cleo raised a BILLION dollars, on paper.
klokwkdog: see, you should always go upstairs with him, keep an eye on things
Dexter Fong: lol Roto
Lili Lamont: Sounds fishy to me.
otonotoR: but-but- she was *so* authoritative
klokwkdog: yeah, and then there are all those aquariums - it might be Goldfish poo....
Ken: los pescadores
otonotoR: los pescadores malo
Ken: come on, klok. the plural of aquarium is aquariA
Dexter Fong away for refill
Lili Lamont: No, he knows I've had my fill of toilets, so to speak. I was replacing the flapper and fill valve on mine this evening. What a pain in the ass.
otonotoR: aquarii, aquariorum, aquariis...
klokwkdog: always beating me over the head about mine engless
erictravis: The age of Aquari...how well I remember.
klokwkdog: they shouldn't stick out that far, for sure, Lili
otonotoR: aw, thass nuthin'- try replacing the tank...
Bunnyboy: "Big old legs!"
Bunnyboy: Channeling Austin as the Trickster.
Ken: tanks for the mammaries
Lili Lamont: Well, I'm not a professional plumber, so I didn't wear my pants low to flash the top of my ass.
klokwkdog: once you do the fill line, you have to do just about all that's needed to replace the tank-- but the question is, where do you just get a tank?
Lili Lamont: I had to take the tank off the bowl! It's an old system.
Bunnyboy: Yeah, them plumber boys, they's just ASKING for it. Heh...heh...
klokwkdog: see, I told you so
erictravis: Raising schnook in our spare time, are we?
Bunnyboy: He's got a purty wrench.
Lili Lamont: Squeal like a pig...
otonotoR: actually, you pull it off, replumb it, and put it back on with a nice new gasket and tank bolts set (whew!)
Ken: i lowered my schnook after i raised them
klokwkdog: you use new gaskets and bolts? oh darn...
Lili Lamont: Sounds easy, until you run into corrosion.
otonotoR: egg-zactly! das my point!
erictravis: Remember to throw the little ones up.
klokwkdog: yeah, you turn off the valve on the fill line and it leaks for the next 6 weeks until the minerals plug the leak
Dexter Fong back and wondering what went wrong
otonotoR: then ya gets out da frameless hacksaw and yez xcusses some...
Ken: what's wong with fong?
Bunnyboy: I'm a tired pup. Nite, yez all!
Dexter Fong: Ken: This conversation went down the...er uh....well you know
otonotoR: Rotonoto say- Fong absconded with plumber
Doc Technical: Hey guys, I have a couple of new emails from Cat - I'll get them up on my site now & feed y'all the URLs
Doc Technical: brb...
Ken: later, bun
Dexter Fong: Night Bun:
otonotoR: nite
klokwkdog: nite BB
otonotoR: aw- is he still having way too much fun?
||||||||| At 11:11 PM, Carl LaFong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Ken: into the mist and out of the miss
Dexter Fong: Hmph! La Fong...Our side dropped that pretentious stuff long ago
||||||||| "Hey Bunnyboy!" ... Bunnyboy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:12 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
otonotoR: Closseauites!
erictravis: Maybe yes, maybe no. Do you know what THIS is!
klokwkdog: could you ask that as a question please?
Ken: a pickle?
Dexter Fong: Edith Prickley?
Rotonoto: a prize from a cracker box jack?
klokwkdog: i don't think we're ready for this
Merlyn LeRoy: it depends on the definition of "this" and "is
Doc Technical: OK, two recent emails from Cat in Spain are at http://www.doctechnical.com/cat_spain.html
Dexter Fong: No one is ever ready for *THIS*
Ken: anyone got bill's phone number? we can ask him
Dexter Fong: Tanks Doc
erictravis: You owe me for that pickle. Easy payments.
Dexter Fong: 0% down..0% financing..0% interest
Dexter Fong: Got my own cucmber
Rotonoto: don't worry about the spanish- we won't translate it!
erictravis: A Detroit pickle? Does it come with sneeze through wind vents?
Dexter Fong: Basque in the glory of this once in a life time offer
erictravis: I guess we can kiss fuel effeciency standards goodbye for the next decade or so.
Ken: wow! cat fell in the basquet at a tapaless bar!
Rotonoto: jeez- he's *so* poetic
klokwkdog: thanks DT, neat reading! encourage Cat & F for me.
Merlyn LeRoy: anywho, I'm going to go, c u later
klokwkdog: I bought this SUV and helped blow up a bar in Bali...
Ken: nitey-nite, brian
Merlyn LeRoy: I'll check back in later to see if anyone's around
||||||||| Merlyn LeRoy runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn LeRoy?! It's 11:18 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
klokwkdog: nite Merlyn...and now, it's my turn
klokwkdog: bye everyone; I'm feeling pretty undr the weather
Ken: get well, klok
erictravis: Anyone checked out the Jack Poet Volkswagen series?
Ken: check it out? my library doesn't have it!
erictravis: Should make it required for all prospective car salesmen.
Rotonoto: A Cidre in Gaudi land- siiighhh! such poetry :o)
Ken: i hear on the news that virginia DID execute that pakistan guy that offed the cia people several years ago
Rotonoto: bye klok...
Lili Lamont: Holy shit, Ken. That should have some interesting repercussions.
Dexter Fong: Night Klok
Rotonoto: das wahd I sez earlier, Ken- guvnah declares day of non-compassion
erictravis: What are ya gonna do with people like that?
Doc Technical: bye klok - feel better soon
Ken: lili, depends on your def of "interesting" i suppose
Rotonoto: ..
Ken: i didn't get it earlier, roto, sorry i missed that one
Doc Technical: Ken: how true, how true...
otonotoR: ..
Ken: old chinese curse: may you live in interesting times
Dexter Fong: otoR hO
otonotoR: obvious pun conceal subtle secret...
Lili Lamont: Ken: There are so many events that make me say, "Well...THAT was interesting..."
erictravis: Interesting times indeed.
Doc Technical: G W Bush: Threat or Menace?
Lili Lamont: Why not both?
Ken: i almost wish i had been born 100 years earlier. that way i could have died of the measles or something like that at age 45
Doc Technical: HE certainly seems fine with that...
Dexter Fong: Threatening Menace
Dexter Fong: Not too late Ken
Doc Technical: Smallpox...
Ken: his nickname for orthodontist is "dentist the mentist"
Dexter Fong: AIDS
Dexter Fong: Ebola
Lili Lamont: Ken, are you younger than 45? There's still hope..
Dexter Fong: West Nile
erictravis: Def of 'interesting' might be how we're going to deal with Iraq after (if) we take over. What a nightmare.
Ken: i've had two vaccinations for that one.
Dexter Fong: Bengay Fever
Doc Technical: Eye-bola...
Ken: alas, lili, 50 and counting......
Doc Technical: The Yawns...
otonotoR: equine projectile diarhea
Ken: eric: read nice editorial about that several days ago. wish i had saved the url, i'd pass it along
Dexter Fong: High stool Madness
Lili Lamont: Hey, 51 and counting here.
Ken: i've often fantasized about an older woman ;)
Dexter Fong: 60...something
erictravis: ken: A.lternet has some good articles
Lili Lamont: Jeez Louise, don't make me sound like a crone.
Dexter Fong: Ken: You fantacize about women...period
Ken: i read those, eric.
Ken: crone? isn't that the little cookies they eat in england?
erictravis: WorkingForChange.com also
Doc Technical: Scone but not forgotten.
otonotoR: yes, with marmalady and tea
Dexter Fong: Served by a Spotted Dick
Ken: don't read that one very often, but i've been there a few times. i get 4-5 political newsletters a day, can't read every link
Doc Technical: Strawberry jam and Devon clotted cream.
otonotoR: aren't they endangered?
Ken: my dick's not spotted. maybe i need some tattoos?
erictravis: Tea, Madam?
Dexter Fong: Klatu the cream next to you
Doc Technical: Nah, just get it pierced.
||||||||| Phil Austin enters at 11:28 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dexter Fong: Any way about those toilets that need fixing..
Ken: neither idea appeals to me very much
Dexter Fong: Hey Phil
Ken: hey phillie
erictravis: Nez Pierced?
Phil Austin: so late, so late. Good excuse, though
otonotoR: hey- the west coast's still awake
Doc Technical: Hi, Phil..Finally I get to meet you.
erictravis: Evenin, Phil.
Bone-E-Boi: Ads beamed into your brain while you wait in line to deposit your paycheck at the bank. http://www.reallycooltoys.com/news10.html
Ken: wunnerful, bone, just what i need
Dexter Fong: Boney your back
Doc Technical: That was me, Lili Lamont. Wrong window.
erictravis: Any more XM radio coming our way?
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| klokwkdog - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Phil Austin: Hey, doc. Lil on too?
Lili Lamont: test
Phil Austin: erict: No more Xm, very sad story.
otonotoR: ..
Dexter Fong: Doc: Are u or Lili emulating Bone?
Rotonoto: ..
erictravis: Heard XM was having problems...
Bone-E-Boi: It's not my back, it's much too wide.
Lili Lamont: HI, Phil. This is Lili. Glad to meet you.
Lili Lamont: No, Dex.
otonotoR: ..
Phil Austin: xm has fired Dave Logan and Mark Parenteau, who were our immediate contacts, after they fired us
Dexter Fong: musta missed his re-entrance
Bone-E-Boi: It's an interesting approach, but it's not my back.
Phil Austin: Hi, Lili. so nice to meet at last.
Lili Lamont: One of these days, Doc and I will have to come out to the west coast and meet you in person.
Dexter Fong: Phil: I've heard of feeding the horse to feed the pgeons but killing the pigeons to kill the horses...or something like that
Rotonoto: ..
Ken: roto: your keys stuck on that one?
Phil Austin: I've been dealing with the US premiere of my friend Menno'a movie "Max" and I might have to leave at any time.
Dexter Fong: Preparing for an eliptical remark Roto?
erictravis: OuchXM. Sure hope you have better luck with NPR.
Ken: well, now that phil's here, i lit the celebratory pipe and will pass it in a few :)
Ken: here, lili, take a hit and pass it along
Phil Austin: Lil: the Bombshell and I have a place south of where you guys went to visit cat and fumiyo, as well as Hollywood
Lili Lamont: Just what I needed, Ken. Doc? You ready for this?
Phil Austin: erict: npr much more secure. little money involved.
Doc Technical: You bet. Would like to get out to Vancouver sometime early next year, we'll try to time it so we can zip down to Washington & hook up with y'all.
Ken: but it's MY money and i'm happy you are getting some of it :)
erictravis: That would be the good news and the bad news, eh?
Phil Austin: ken: thank you for your money. Could you get more somewhere?
erictravis: Maybe XM can pick up Robin Williams.
Ken: i'm still working on finding the next job, phil, but promise to pledge again next time :)
Phil Austin: I'm sure xm will try to automate as much as possible, since they're cutting live humans
Ken: ouch, do they use bandaids?
Lili Lamont: Phil, I've been loving the NPR stuff. I've been in Canada a lot for the past few months, so I may have to catch up on the web site. But it just keeps getting better and better.
Phil Austin: ken: disappointing. I thought you had discovered a money mine. Good luck on jobfinding.
Dexter Fong: < Beep > < Zip > All robots...all the 'ime
erictravis: Cutting live humans? For bait?
Doc Technical: Lili: I have been collecting the website RealMedia feeds of the Firesign bits, I have thenm on C for you. Will burn you a copy tonight.
Doc Technical: er CD (nt "C")
Doc Technical: Spelling irrational
Ken: doc to the rescue!
Dexter Fong: Doc..are you and Lili not "talking"?
Rotonoto: spelling neutral
Lili Lamont: He knows I would harangue him for that.
Ken: switzerland
Rotonoto: browser indifferent
Lili Lamont: Dex, why would you think that? We're next to each other here.
Dexter Fong: We must harangue together for Shirley, we will all harangue separately
Doc Technical: Don't call me Shirley
Dexter Fong: Lili: Yes but he typed the comment to you..just observing =)
Ken: didn't lincoln say that? and did he *really* die in vain?
Rotonoto: lemon harangue pie, anyone?
Bone-E-Boi: Robin Williams and Jim Carrey locked together in a room broadcast on XM radio. The winning contestant doesn't run from the room screaming for the entire half hour.
Rotonoto: yikes!
Ken: b-e-b: LOL
Phil Austin: robin seems slightly desperate from what I've seen lately
Dexter Fong: My monies on the Furry white boy
Rotonoto: too much of a good thing?
Lili Lamont: He's trying to keep everyone in the loop, Dex.
erictravis: I'm not sure they could afford that...
Ken: i saw him on letterman other night, tales of his trip to afghanistan
Doc Technical: Is that why Williams did that HBO stand-up special?
Dexter Fong: Lili: Ah... more of that rope stuff eh?
Rotonoto: such a restlessly funny comic...
Doc Technical: Desperation is a terrible thing to taste
Rotonoto: unleavened rope again?
Ken: did doc ever pass that rope we were smoking?
Dexter Fong: Relentlessly?
Doc Technical: You don't wanna know what I just passed...
Lili Lamont: I don't either. Thanks for sharing, Doc.
Ken: gas? hi octane, i hope :)
Dexter Fong: That was no rope..that was a fuse...and you better get it up out of the bubble-wrap
Doc Technical: Any time. I'll get the Lysol...
Ken: get it up, dex? you have a sexual perversion surfacing tonight?
Ken: more dick jokes......
Lili Lamont: Speaking of desperation, I'm wondering if I should embark on a career change. There is no work in the northeast!
Dexter Fong: Ken: Even better than Saran wrap and cannola oil...all this little explosions...
erictravis: You're thinking of Robert Schimmel.
Doc Technical: That will change, Lili sweetie...
Ken: lili: do NOT move to michigan!
Lili Lamont: I hope so. Things are getting grim.
erictravis: Just as soon as the new tax cuts for the 1% go through and they really give the economy a boost.
Doc Technical: GETTING grim? I thought they already were...
Ken: i closed out my 401(k) last month.
erictravis: They're not saying where, of course...
Dexter Fong: Lili: Per chance you might go into plumbing?
Ken: got about 50% of its high value. sigh.............
Bone-E-Boi: Chevy Chase's head writer. I missed the whole thing. What a mess.
Lili Lamont: Ken, it would take me four days to hitchhike to Saginaw, and I'm not even looking for America.
Rotonoto: did they penalize you heavily, Ken? :o)
Doc Technical: Bone: you and me both
Ken: roto: 10% non-deductible penaly on that. they withheld 20%
Rotonoto: america will find us wherever we are...
Ken: lol, lili!
Dexter Fong: Lol Lil
Ken: if you do come to michigan, saginaw is one city i would avoid like the plague
Dexter Fong: ...and there'll be no more of that taking the balls to the street either
Lili Lamont: I've been to Michigan. Wurtsmith AFB, to be precise. What a dump.
Ken: grand rapids is gerald ford and immigrant dutch country, i'm sure they would welcome you there :)
Phil Austin: got to go. more phone calls. too much activity. Night, all
||||||||| At 11:45 PM, Phil Austin vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: I was in Detroit couple time long time ago...pre M&M
Rotonoto: wordsmith AFB? an oxymoron if ever I've heard one
Ken: plain or peanut, dex?
Dexter Fong: Pre Charles Schultz too Ken
Lili Lamont: Roto: I was IN the Air Force.
erictravis: Been fun folks. Se you next time...
||||||||| erictravis rushes off, saying "11:46 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Night ET
Lili Lamont: Bon nuit.
Rotonoto: the illustrious PA vanishes mysteriously, a prisoner to the twisted pair (Emily LaTella called him)
Ken: hey, lili, we got amish around here, they wear those bon nuits all the time. at least the women do
Dexter Fong: Roto:? Huh...Emily LaTella?
Rotonoto: yes, Lili- I remember
Rotonoto: remember Luugh IN, Dex?
Ken: anyone here watch the pbs thing with bob newhart the other night?
Dexter Fong: Yes and also Laugh in
Rotonoto: Lilly Tomlins tele operator character
Lili Lamont: Well, Wurtsmith sucked. I was carded for beer.
Bone-E-Boi: Or rerun of the Chevy Chase Friar's Roast?
Dexter Fong: Um Roto: Emily LaTella was Gilda Radner char
Rotonoto: yoikes! in an air force town?
Ken: i never got carded when i was in af, and i was under 21 part of the time
Rotonoto: serve beer to ten year olds there
Rotonoto: you must have looked really young, Lili
Bone-E-Boi: I saw an ad for it. A chinese restaurant, a roast duck...
Dexter Fong: Ken: I saw Newhart thing...very nice
Ken: roto: when i went to st. lucia, bartender was 15. i asked him what legal age was there, he said, "mon, you push money across de bar, i serve you!"
Lili Lamont: Seriously. In uniform yet. I know I look young for my age, but that was ridiculous.
Lili Lamont: Roto: I look really young now. Ask Doc.
Dexter Fong: The uniform confers respect Lili
Ken: roto: she looks absotively posilutely stunning in person :)
Doc Technical: If she were a president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
Dexter Fong: Particularly if it's well tailored
Rotonoto: I'd serve you any time, Lili :o)
Ken: roto: that sounds kinky
Rotonoto: oh, Ken- you naughty man
Lili Lamont: Ken: You're too kind. Dex: It hung on me like a sack. A men's size 14 neck and it was baggy.
Dexter Fong: I'd like a Screaming Purple Viking please Roto
Bone-E-Boi: Cheddar was on a repeat of the Larry Sanders show. I missed that, too.
Dexter Fong: And more Beer nuts
Ken: grape juice and everclear?
Rotonoto: with or without the Thor statuette?
Bone-E-Boi: BRB
Dexter Fong: With a garnish of ever ready batteries]
Ken: dex: you know why deer nuts are cheaper than beer nuts?
Doc Technical: I love the smell of Alkaline in the morning...
Lili Lamont: No...
Ken: the detroit tigers loved the smell of al kaline in the morning
Dexter Fong: Ken: they'e under a bcuk
Dexter Fong: or Stag
Rotonoto: har
Ken: beer nuts are $1.29 and deer nuts are always under a buck
Dexter Fong: Nice..so where's my SPV?
Lili Lamont: Yes, but how are they with beer?
Ken: tomorrow is first day of firearm hunting season here. i will avoid country roads or they might try bagging my dodge caravan
Dexter Fong: Still painted camoflage Ken?
Ken: it's "forest green" or something like that. i fit in except all the leaves are down here now
Rotonoto: twangs theme song from Deliverance...
Ken: no, roto, it's that retarded banjo guy! he's after me!
Dexter Fong puts on Burt's mustache
Rotonoto: quick- where's my longbow?
Dexter Fong restrings his bow and
Ken: i will admit that's one burt reynolds movie i DID like
Dexter Fong pulls out his fiddle and start a rousing version of Ain't she Purty she's my Cousin
Ken: dex: i have the sheet music for that one :)
Dexter Fong: Took you awhile to find it?
Ken: i'll put my finger on the page and follow along......
Dexter Fong: I'd rather you went in front Ken
Ken: i ain't getting in front of you with MY cute ass!
Rotonoto: well, guise- Roto must rage, rage against the coming of the night...
Ken: damn, more dick jokes. what's wrong with me tonight?
Dexter Fong: It's not your ass I'm after...it's that sheet music...I forgot the song
Ken: hasta la vista, baby roto
Rotonoto: parting is such sweet tomorrow...
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto..You some atomic rager
Ken: whew! had me worried there for a minute. me without any ky jelly or a condom......
Rotonoto: I got two ticket to forbidden dreams...
Dexter Fong: We just use Moonshine
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: It good you not go alone Roto. Excellent danger await
Rotonoto: as does Roto...
Ken: the 30W stuff?
Rotonoto: nite all...
Dexter Fong: Night Roto
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:01 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rotonoto by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Ken: hey, it's almost midnite here too, think i'll call it quits myself. until we meet again, compadres.
Dexter Fong: Well Ken...just me n you maybe Doc and lil and backwards roto left
||||||||| At 12:02 AM, Ken vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: ....or maybe just me...
Doc Technical: ok
Doc Technical: worthwhile link: http://muse.cream.org/bill/bewilder.html
Dexter Fong: Have to check it when I have more time Doc
Doc Technical: ok
Doc Technical: I think we're gonna check out too...
Dexter Fong: Time also for me to say Have a Havana
Doc Technical: Say Goodnight Lili
Dexter Fong: Goodnight Lili
Lili Lamont: Goodnight, Lili.
Dexter Fong: Timing =)
Doc Technical: She always takes things so literally... :) :) :)
Doc Technical: Y'all have a good night now
Doc Technical: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................
Dexter Fong: Night you Guys
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:05 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Doc Technical by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Lili Lamont: Good night, gentlemen. As usual, it was a pleasure.
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:06 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Lili Lamont by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| otonotoR - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| porky pickle enters at 12:10 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
porky pickle: alright, everybody..............EXHALE!
||||||||| porky pickle departs at 12:13 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| (Bone-E-Boi) - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Merlyn LeRoy waltzes in at 1:16 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Merlyn LeRoy departs at 1:17 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please log off for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin
Carl LaFong
Dexter Fong
Doc Technical
john imaloo
Lili Lamont
Merlyn LeRoy
otomamaY rM edarmoC
porky pickle
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