A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 18, 2003 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:16 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Dr. Headphones: ah, i'm early for the party!
||||||||| 9:19 PM: Dictum Done jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dictum Done: Howdy H-phones
Dictum Done: 'Guess the phones are turned down..?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah,clem close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:21 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dictum Done: Doctor, cure thy Headphones..
ah,clem: hi Ken, and all
Dictum Done: Oh Hi, ah clem!
Dr. Headphones: hey friends
Dr. Headphones: i'm on fone, will chat in a few
ah,clem: will tell Bambi you said hello
Dictum Done: The Phones are up
ah,clem: k
Dictum Done: ....and the terrible news drought continues.......
||||||||| Outside, the 9:26 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 9:26 PM.
cease: hello to bambi. or are you bambi?
Dictum Done: Hey, cease
Dexter Fong: Evening DFs
||||||||| 9:27 PM: Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dexter Fong: OI
||||||||| 9:27 PM: Bubba's Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:27 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Billville."
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: oi
Bubba's Brain: Hey all
Dictum Done: Hey Yam and Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
||||||||| "9:27 PM? 9:27 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits on the couch.
Dr. Headphones: ok, dear friends, off the 'phone, can chat properly
Dictum Done: and...brains...of course
cease: i got a jpg for ya, yammie
Dexter Fong: Dictom = ??
Merlyn: cather is still off, I see
Bambi: Good evening fellow FST'ers :)
Dr. Headphones: hello to cat, dex, yam, bam (thank you ma'am!)
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I'm just waiting for GWB to show he is civilised by torturing me just as I am torturing me
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Bambi: firestonians as it were, hehehe
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Bambi
Bambi: !
Bubba's Brain: Still holding it in, Saddam?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto bows and scrapes and grovels
Dr. Headphones: yam: we'll get you a lawyer
Bambi: Hi Dex!
Merlyn: someone sent email to the site that KIIS in LA is playing "beat the reaper" as a radio phone in game
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: But I'm hoing to let it go(after the elections)
Bambi: Hi Yammy
Dexter Fong: Who is Dictum Done?
ah,clem: hi Dex, Cat, & Yammi, I stepped away but for a minute, and...
Bambi: Hi Ken
Dexter Fong: Hi AH
Bambi: ah, there's ah,clem too
ah,clem: you all appeared.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I figured it all out, all this shit is Nixon's Bad Karma
cease: i heard one of the dear friends, or maybe let's eats, on the radio yesterday
Dr. Headphones: yammi...or yanni? we can't let those greeks in here!
cease: that santa cruz station that plays firesign
Dictum Done: An authoritative assertion of Justice and fowlplay
Bambi: hi Merlyn
ah,clem: if I go away againg will more of my favourite people appear?
Bubba's Brain: I went on a Santa Cruise one christmas....
Dr. Headphones: fowlplay? i'll take turkey for $200, alex
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: We need to raise him from the dead and shoot him
Bambi: Hi Cat!
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: oi cat
Bambi: Hi Bubba's Brain and Dictum Done
Merlyn: 'ello
Dexter Fong: Hellooo Woodrow
Dictum Done: It takes a village to raise the dead!
ah,clem: hi Merl
Dr. Headphones: bub: when did you sneak in? didn't see you come in
Bubba's Brain: Greutings...
Dictum Done: Hey Bam
ah,clem: hi Bub
Bubba's Brain: Not too long ago.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Well we'd make a tidy Village, I'll be the Dictator of course
Bubba's Brain: Hey clem
Dr. Headphones: and brian too? am i not getting "enter new character" info?
Dictum Done: Merl...haggert??
Bubba's Brain: It takes a villiage idiot....
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Merlyn
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Aka The Reapa
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Well I can be an idiot, too
Bubba's Brain: It was about 5 minutes ago....
ah,clem: long die the repa
Merlyn: da reapa mon
Bubba's Brain: Kelly Reapa?
Dexter Fong: Yam: Why don't you come over to my village, then I wont have to be the biggest idiot
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Thow GWMD fills that role pretty well
||||||||| klokwkdog enters at 9:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dr. Headphones: dex: only one per village, please
Bubba's Brain: Beat the Kelly Reapa!
Dr. Headphones: ok, i see klok entering. guess i was just blind for a moment there
klokwkdog: good evening, everyone
Dexter Fong: Damn Union rules
cease: tons of folks
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Am I abnomal, every time I see his face I want to kill things
Dexter Fong: Hey KWD
Dr. Headphones: union jack. hail, brittania
klokwkdog: first onion?
ah,clem: not bling, dizzy maybe>\?
Dexter Fong: Gimme some of that Union Jack Daniels
klokwkdog: monterey jack. hail ahnold
Bubba's Brain: ... look for the onion label....
Merlyn: bling bling, whatever that means
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Onion Rings around the rosie
klokwkdog: you don't know jack. hail taxi
Dexter Fong: Bling Bling is-a sound from pachinko ma chine
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: That's Jewlery, Merl
Dictum Done: Bush is not the sharpest knife in the drawer for a spoon...but he does fork the bull
Bambi: Hi Klok!
Dr. Headphones: yam: those damned jews are at it again?
Dictum Done: hey klok
klokwkdog: spoken like someone who has their own pachinko machine instead of a cheap computer simulation
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: He's forking us all, dear friends
Merlyn: bling me a loot beel
Bubba's Brain: He's in everyone's eggs.
klokwkdog: yellow
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: beat me daddy 8 to the bar
Dexter Fong: Klok: Oh you bet a-Joe..real deal
klokwkdog: ken -- don't harp on it so much
Dr. Headphones: time to post the protocols of the elders of zion again....it's a vast right-wing conspiracy, i tell you!
cease: who wonna 2nd world war
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Not me
Dictum Done: Bush was hatched..? hmmm... That explains a lot
Dr. Headphones: dd: hatched from a rotten egg, apparently
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat: Who is apray Second base for NY Metroporitans, you so smarht
Merlyn: it's a half-vast conspiracy
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: What a hugely embarassing time to be American
ah,clem: if you must harp, harp z chrods
Bubba's Brain: He used to get fried... now he's just half-baked.
klokwkdog: i'm tired of the vast ones. like 6-part mini-series, they're so '90s. how about a moderately expansive right-wing conspiracy for a change?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Scrods?
Dr. Headphones: at least the courts seem to be "seeing the light" today
cease: park n. lockit
Dictum Done: The Blinding Light!
Dexter Fong: Lookout for me!
klokwkdog: it's in remission
Dr. Headphones: anyone here besides me watch "pbs news hour" tonight?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: You mean not everyone's an idiot all de time?
klokwkdog: not here
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: No
Merlyn: couldn't you tell if anyone was beside you, dr 'phones?
Dexter Fong: Yam: Only when I'm on duty
ah,clem: not all the time
cease: i'm watching 7 different newses as i type
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Usually Infoshop.org for me
cease: that's not one of them
klokwkdog: anyone here besides me watch the Hudson Institute panel on the future of neo-conservatism?
Dr. Headphones: discussion on court decision today. one guy says (paraphrased), "it's war, screw the law". other guy says, "it's about time the courts clip his wings. he's running the most illegal administration in u.s. history.)
klokwkdog: gosh, Cat must have one of those wonderwall TV setups...
ah,clem: but I make up for that on thursday.
Dexter Fong: Klok: No, the title was too long
cease: no, just a remote
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Remote What?
Dr. Headphones: how can you remote if you haven't moted first?
klokwkdog: yes, you are a long way from the mainstream...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I'll bet that's not even Saddam. Looks like a Baghdad Wino
Dictum Done: I was switching between the Simpsons and The News Hour... Homer won!
Dexter Fong: Cast the remote into your neighbors eyes
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: ow
Dr. Headphones: or, cast your fate to the wind
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: that hurt
Merlyn: take the mote out of your own eye before you re-mote your neighbor's eye
klokwkdog: i thought that was Homer on the News Hour
cease: you gnu here dictum, or just new monniker
Bubba's Brain: Emote?
cease: hey a guraldi ref
Dr. Headphones: dd: what was the score? (and do NOT say john williams wrote it!)
klokwkdog: I keep getting it corn-fused with Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.
ah,clem: cast no one into d mote.
Dictum Done: I can see with my moniker..?
Dr. Headphones: yes, vince was masterful musician/composer
Merlyn: anyone seen lord of the rings yet?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I'm trying to remember Civilization as I know it, I'm listening to Barenboim Playing Beethoven
Dr. Headphones: saw #1, merl, but not 2 or 3
klokwkdog: nah, I don't go for that Irish dancing stuff...
Bubba's Brain: Look not at the remote in another's eye, while ignoring the blog in your own....
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I've ignored movies since 1992
Dr. Headphones: anyone see the "lord of the west wing" flash movie on the web yet? it's hilarious! gollum w. bush
ah,clem: saw 1&2, not yet 3
Bambi: don't know Dictum Done is transparent ... hard to see, ya see...when no one knows how can one see?
Merlyn: where's that, headphones?
Bubba's Brain: Where's that at, Dr. H
Merlyn: must be new, google doesn't find it
klokwkdog: yeah, gimme a URL!
Dexter Fong: ...and one Halliburton to bind them all
Dr. Headphones: merl, i'm looking for it. please stand by
cease: i thought it was lord of the right wing, elayne mentioned it on her blog
Dr. Headphones: http://flash.bushrecall.org/
Bubba's Brain: One bling to rule them all
Dexter Fong: Cat: If you face south, west is on your right
Dr. Headphones: cat, that might be it
Bubba's Brain: One Bing to find them...
ah,clem: LOL
Bubba's Brain: Bling
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Oh I loved listening to Laura Ingraham judstifying Halliburtons 16 bn overcharge for petrol
Bubba's Brain: Lord of the Bling Bling
cease: speaking of bings, on dave foley xmas special last night
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Talk about yr surreal moments
cease: bing and bob from sctv were re-united.
Dr. Headphones: when/if you watch it, make sure you don't click it off when you think it's done. gollum has more to say :)
klokwkdog: is that the movie where they are stuck together?
Dexter Fong: Cat: What channel, network, station etc for Foley
Dr. Headphones: klok: no, that was superglue man
cease: no, a tv show, cbc. you probably woulndt get it
Merlyn: hee hee
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: TNo, that's not AMERICAN
klokwkdog: actually, Cat, some of us do appreciate Canadian humour
Dexter Fong: Cat: I dunno, I'm pretty hip, eh?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: dam ferriners
cease: no, i mean it wouldnt be broadcast in the states. do your cable stations get cbc?
||||||||| 9:45 PM: Woody One jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dr. Headphones: you're hip? i'm shin, glad to meecha
Dexter Fong: Dam Furriers
Dictum Done: Hey Wood
Dr. Headphones: hey woody
klokwkdog: no, Cat, only ESPN
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Them too, snatchin all our beavers
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dunno, I get the BBC channel though
Dexter Fong: Hi Woody
Woody One: Hi Doc. & folks.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: oi
klokwkdog: they raised the rates so that all our systems are now all-ESPN on all channels except E!
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: How much DOES cable cot these dys?
Dr. Headphones: first thing i do when i get new tv, or power returns after outage, is to ban all sports, religion, and shopping channels from my set
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: cost
klokwkdog: $40/mo and up here
Dexter Fong: Cable cot, you lie down when you watch Yam?
Dictum Done: 12 cents a foot , I think?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Yow
Dexter Fong: Canada...metric foot
Merlyn: that's 24 cents for me
klokwkdog: LOL
Dr. Headphones: dd: LOL!
Woody One: Hey Klok. I noticed your last comment. What damn incentives does cable have to keep us?
ah,clem: millions, for those who do not have cable coverage,..
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: What do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt
ah,clem: cable is rentware anyway.
Dr. Headphones: deeper in spider hole
Dictum Done: Dish, maybe?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: WE must Fly!
Dexter Fong: Those Iraquis can put your eyes out son
ah,clem hates rentware
Woody One: They should give long term subscribers a year or more free cable.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Bees and Spyders
klokwkdog: oh i was out walking today and listening to the FM and Cox cable had an advert screaming about how ESPN's 20% rate rise was the doom of all Western Civilisation and how Cox would stand shoulder to shoulder with us poor consumers....
ah,clem: yup
cease: yeah, you'd get it on satelite
Dr. Headphones: woody: my dad used to say "wish in one hand, shit in other, see which one gets full first."
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: bah
klokwkdog: i lost the rest of it due to an episode of retching...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Time Warner in NYC saying same thing
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I send nothing, I get nothing, and yet feel richer for the experience
Merlyn: I'd like to shake his hand
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:49 PM.
cease: hi el
Dexter Fong: Hiya Elayne
Dr. Headphones: hi, e
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: E!
Dictum Done: Howdy E
Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, full house!
ah,clem: hi El
Woody One: Yeah Doc. Wish is the word.
klokwkdog: i knew it, like the anti-psychotic medicine grass-roots groups org'ed by the big drug makers
klokwkdog: E
Bambi: really, well then Cox should get off their but and come on down the pike 3 lousy miles to our place then! They've been over a year 3 miles down the road.
Woody One: Hi Elayne.
Merlyn: hey E
Elayne: Don't know how long I'll be staying, might be going back and forth between here and the bedroom. Something on TV I'm getting a real kick out of.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Don't even mention that, It depresses me
Dexter Fong: Bedroom?
cease: kick?
Dexter Fong: TV/?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: The summer of love, anothe commodity made cheaply by the chinese
Dr. Headphones: yeah, dex, i wondered the same thing ;)
Dexter Fong: Back and forth?
Elayne: Carrie Fisher has an interview show on the Oxygen network, and they're rerunning the segment that her mom was on.
klokwkdog: Bambi - optical fiber is only $165/mile; rent a trencher and build an outhouse near the cable's lands end
Elayne: It's like watching a train wreck, I can't pull away.
Elayne: They're on commercial now, so I thought I'd come say hi.
Elayne: I'll be away from keyboard shortly...
Woody One: Watching a Neil Young compilation video I put together years ago. A nice break.
klokwkdog: hi
Dexter Fong: Klok: Bambi has to go to England?
ah,clem: cute klock
Elayne: Ah, they're back...
Bubba's Brain: Saw a speech by a AOL/Time Warner Exec saying they figured between cornering cable, internet and phone service to get at least $200 out of every household in America...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto is not missing much for that 40/mo
cease: carry me back to old mrs fisher
klokwkdog: ...and they're beautiful
Bambi: and the worse part is ... we are actually close enough to our CO for fast DSL, but Verizon has no plans to implement that either
klokwkdog: kwd has only phone and broadband from cox -- the cable tv left in 1993
Bambi: AND to add insult to injury ... Charter is 6 miles down the road in the other direction with no plans to come here either.
cease: stil doing the radio show, bambi and ah?
Dr. Headphones: bambi: i gave up asking my telco. every time i asked over a period of 6 years, answer was always "next year"
Dexter Fong: Klok: Kinda surprised you haven't built your own sat dish etc
Bambi: they got us surrounded and with no hope!
Woody One: They must be in some financial crap to treat the viewers so poorly.
klokwkdog: hmmm...wonder if you could run fiber both ways, Bambi, and then bridge the two networks? ought to be amusing...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I can get it as soon as I pay the $300 phone bill left by my late wife
Dr. Headphones: surrounded? circle the wagons!
Bambi: Ken, I asked and they said they had no plans!
Dexter Fong: Klok: LOL
klokwkdog: dex - and do what? it's all scrambled, unless you want to hack a satelite box
ah,clem: server for skybird still in shop, I do fillers, but cannot "Host" a show till server is back.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Well of course
ah,clem: I do run fst material in the time slots, on skybird
Dr. Headphones: i hacked a sat. box, wouldn't fit in the kleenex
klokwkdog: but fascinating article in NYT Tech today about hacking the GM Onstar GPS to bypass the subscription fee
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: clem-email schedules
cease: good for you, ah. i've enjoyed what i've heard on your show
Dexter Fong: Clem, post schedules on FST NG
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Klok: I have built in GPS
cease: indeed, dex
Woody One: We are all complaining. You know that boycotts seemed to work in the 70s.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: No fee required
Dexter Fong: Its that magnetic chip in Yam's head
ah,clem: 9 pm sat, 9 pm sun, that is it.
klokwkdog: dex - boring. I want it to all end up like Iridium -- tons of useless orbiting crap that is also a liability once it starts to fall
cease: i thought it was of alien origin
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: No, I really seem to, I never get lost
Dexter Fong: Yam: Do you migrate?
Elayne: Okay, I'm back.
ah,clem: sometimes starts late, as dramas have a way or running overtime.
Merlyn: clem, I'll try to remember to mention your show again in the next update; one will go out tomorrow or Sat. for ossman's show LFTI
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I may to Kansas If I can lay hands on $2K
Dr. Headphones: speaking of migration, i'm going to florida for 8-10 days next week, will miss 1 or 2 chats
klokwkdog: yam - Onstar is this GPS and you pay $400 a year to push a button to call nice person at GM who gets secret GPS info from your very car and tells you what it says. Hackers have bypassed the call-up bit
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: what a ripoff
Woody One: I'm so out of touch. What about Ossman's show?
klokwkdog: ken- beware, earth's magnetic field is waning, and you might not be able to navigate like you used to
Elayne: Ah Cat, I see on the log that you talked about Lord of the Right Wing. So, any familiar voices on it? What's the verdict?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Give me a map, and I can find myself on it in nothing flat, for free
Merlyn: ossman's show = live from the islands, sat 12-2 PST
||||||||| JoeBeets enters at 9:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
klokwkdog: guilty on all 3 counts, E
Dr. Headphones: klok: when i wake up, will make sure to note sun's location and navigate that way
cease: havent seen it yet, el. hopefully later tonight or tomorro. we're oddly busy these days
Merlyn: or see http://www.firesigntheatre.com/tirebiter
JoeBeets: Shoes for Industry, compadres
klokwkdog: no, Ken, move away from the light!
cease: yes i've heard many of those. ossie and judith and kids all seem to be having fun
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Chure, man
Dr. Headphones: hey jb
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: oi
Dexter Fong: Hey Joe, whatdya know?
ah,clem: ok, will just be pre recorded, with maybe timebot for an anouncer, as I cannot do sopts the way hardware is, but something interesting will air shortly after 9 on sat.
Elayne: I haven't had a chance to run it at home yet, so I only heard brief snippets of some of the voices.
JoeBeets: More Dextrose!
Elayne: Hi Joe!
Elayne: Ah, they're back... see you in a few...
JoeBeets: Hi Elayne. Hope you are fine
Dictum Done: Shoes for Industry and Socks for A Cold Feat!
Dr. Headphones: not dextrose, dex has a patent on that. use sucrose
Bambi: hi JoeBeets and Elayne
ah,clem: and a free mule
Bubba's Brain: THere you go again...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Ran out of Beethoven. Switchiing to my Bach Up
cease: a legion of firesign fans
Woody One: Gotta go getta SMOKE.
klokwkdog goes to see about making toaster oven spin electrik meeter
JoeBeets: Where you been Hadyn, Saddam?
Bubba's Brain: Ah, switched on Bach.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: no
Dr. Headphones: yam: i suppose you drive a fritz krisler too?
ah,clem: more sugar, and the free mule...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: None of William/Wendy's crap
Dexter Fong: The mule ate the sugar, and the bees and spiders locked me outta my house...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Ken: LOL
JoeBeets: mmm, gotta get used to this chatter. New fangled gadget!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dictum Done: Wendy O williams?
cease: how about more freedom? let the mule have the sugar
Dr. Headphones: 14 minutes, catherwood
Bubba's Brain: Schwarzenegger in a bio pic about the great composer: "I'll be Bach..."
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I like when she chainsawed a TeeVee on SNL
Bambi: 13 minutes fast there Catherwood ...
Dictum Done: Catherwood can't tell time and place where he is at...
Bambi: LOL
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Bubb, no way
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Bach Didn't play sucky C&W
Dr. Headphones: can't be arnold, i'd suggest van damme
Dexter Fong: How difficult it is to tell what time it is when you're locked in a tiny room with artificial light
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: hoovere damme!
Dr. Headphones: jacky chan as mozart :)
ah,clem: they got sadam, free camels for everyone
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I remember mother
Dexter Fong: Bring back Fatimas
cease: i'd walk a kilo
Woody One: Free camel rides anyway.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: one hump or two?
Bambi: free spitting camels and partridge in a pear tree
JoeBeets: Who would have thought he'd grow up to invent vacuum cleaners?
Dr. Headphones: bactrian, please
Dictum Done: OR just Fat ma's
Bubba's Brain: Hump day was yesterday.
ah,clem: LOL, Bambi
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: You'll have to order that, ken
Merlyn: if you walked a mile in my shoes, you'd get a camel
Bubba's Brain: No free humps. They cost extra.
JoeBeets: I buy dry humps, then just add water
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto smokes a camel
Dictum Done: Arabs have two humps in their week..
Dexter Fong: Camel Juerky
Bambi: thanks ah,clem
Dr. Headphones: when you smoke your camel do you use mesquite charcoal?
Bubba's Brain: Why walk a mile for a camel... make the camel walk a mile for you.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: no
Merlyn: SOP with camel
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: just regular
JoeBeets: Mescaline charcoal is better
Bubba's Brain: Oooooh, smoked camel.....
Dr. Headphones: sopWORTH camel
Woody One: Saddam learned the camel technique of going without water.
Bambi: I'd rather fight than switch (old tarryton commercial wasn't it?)
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Napalmolive works nicely
cease: i hear the red baron coming
Dexter Fong: Bam Yep
Dr. Headphones: bambi, you're showing your age now ;)
Merlyn: I thought frodo & sam were in the spider hole
Bubba's Brain: What, is he moaning?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I remember that commercial, too
JoeBeets: It was just a lark, Headphones
cease: no, that's snoopy
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I have a cat named Snoopy
Woody One: There's a swarm tonight. I like it.
Merlyn: now that's just wrong
Dr. Headphones: jb: my first sergeant in a.f. smoked larks
Bambi: LOL Ken
JoeBeets: Let's look under the Snoop Doggy Door under his tail
Dictum Done: Snoopy Ashcroft??
cease: does anyone remember the name of Freida's cat in Peanuts?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: No
Dexter Fong: Smoked Lark's Tongues in Aspic
ah,clem: face it, we are all too old,
klokwkdog: gad, Cat!
Merlyn: your first sergeant shot down defenseless larks?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Did it have a name?
klokwkdog: yeah, clem, late and soon
Dr. Headphones: clem: sure beats the alternative
cease: yes, Faron
Elayne: Okay, back again...
JoeBeets: "show us your Lark!"
cease: you're the comic expert, you knew the cat's name from Peanuts, right?
klokwkdog: ken - was that moose for real?
klokwkdog: speaking of cats
Dr. Headphones: joe: show me yours first
Dexter Fong: Show me an Albatross
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Don't go on about old. That depresses me too. Went to Golden oldies city and saw many granies tortured by a hippie Jamming WAY too hard on Jingle Bell Rock
ah,clem: I am proud to have survived this long, but on the other hand, what re my chances now?
Elayne: Frieda's cat? Give me a second...
cease: Hu's on first
Elayne goes to look it up...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I was ready to page Dr Kevorkian
Dr. Headphones: klok: i think so, came from a cat lover's list, forwarded to me by a cat lover friend
JoeBeets: I know Fat Freddy's cat!
Dexter Fong: Matsdui's on second
cease: oldies but goldies. acapulco calling
cease: personally, joe?
Elayne: Dang, it's not on the official website...
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Have somea this "road Apple Red"
JoeBeets: Well, I have Fab Furry Freak Bros comix.
Merlyn: faron is the cat
ah,clem: able baker charlie, this is alcopulco gold, over.
cease: and I. Don Ho is on third
Elayne: ...but you're welcome to look at their sitemap: http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/site_map/index.html
Dr. Headphones: ho ho ho
cease: you're right, merl. but you're from schultzville
Elayne: Dang, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds are back. See you in a few. Last break, really!
cease: ok el
Dexter Fong: Cat: =))))))))))
Bambi: that wouldn't be the cat next door (WII) would it? ??
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I remember them. What the hell ever happened to Gilbert O'Sheltomn?
cease: yeah there's no fun knowing such trivia any more. it's all online
Bambi: WWII
Dexter Fong: Yam: O'Sullivan?
klokwkdog: second prize is two hours of Debbie and Carrie, interrupted by even more unrelated commercials
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Shelton
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: FFB artiste
Dexter Fong: Oh the cartoonist
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: y
Merlyn: hey, the official peanuts site says both peppermint patty and marcie love charlie brown
Dexter Fong: Not the singer
Bubba's Brain sings "All by myself.... All by myself... anymore..."
Dr. Headphones: i'd like to see patty and marcie get it on together ;)
Bubba's Brain: Oops that O' Sullivan
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: My fave FFB strip is where Phineas contemplates a Mexican Stop Sign
cease: saw the new peanuts xmas show recently
Dictum Done: A threesome in the Peanut Gallery
Dexter Fong: A menage-a trois Xmas with Charlie (bang Bang ) Brown
cease: i think it was new.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: eww
ah,clem: LOL Ken
Woody One: Sick... You too?
klokwkdog: that whole bunch never appealed to me, on paper or TV (but liked Vince's musik)
Dr. Headphones: i've been sick for years. "there ain't no cure for the summertime blues"
Woody One: The fall.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: I haven't seen that in Years either
cease: yeah, vince is the god. or gaudi
Bubba's Brain: Lucy and Charlie and that Lil red-haired girl?
klokwkdog: always got to bring religion into it, eh?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: bah
cease: pig pen, snoopy and faron
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 10:13 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Ken: Have you tried alternating between south american winters and North american winters?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: There is no god
ah,clem: so true, Ken, there is no cure for what ails you.
klokwkdog: it's all adam and eve'
klokwkdog: s fault
Dictum Done: Hey llan
Dr. Headphones: hi llan
llanwydd: hi folks
cease: llan
Dr. Headphones: original sin?
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: oi
Elayne: Hello Llan!
JoeBeets: Hi llan
ah,clem: I say that with the greatest respect.
Dexter Fong: Hi Ilan
klokwkdog: fall from grace slick, yeah
Elayne: Well, that was a brilliant show. I didn't know whether to laugh or squirm.
Woody One: I bet the teacher-"wa wa wa wa wa" is a get high.
cease: you can do both
klokwkdog: can't do both?
Elayne: It said "Conversations from the Edge" but it may as well have been an updating of "Postcards from the Edge."
ah,clem: surm
Elayne: Honestly, if you're at all interested in either of these two women, you need to watch that.
Dexter Fong: E: In that case shoulda been Email from the Edge
||||||||| Lily enters at 10:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Reality is weord enough for me, thank you
klokwkdog: honest stories for working people from rich hollywood stars!
Dr. Headphones: hey lil
Dexter Fong: Hi Lily
Elayne: They weren't in front of computers, Dex, it was a face to face interview. :)
Dictum Done: Hey, Lil!
cease: Lily
JoeBeets: Lily...welcome to the Firesign chat
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: Lili
Woody One: Hi Lily.
Elayne: Oh, it was much more than that, Klok.
Bambi: hi Lily
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: lily
Elayne: It was absolutely surreal. Hi Lily!
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto: oops
JoeBeets: Be gentle, it is Lily's first time here
Bambi: Hi Wood One and llanwydd
||||||||| At 10:15 PM, Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Lily: Hello Dexter.....Doc....Joe!.....Saddam......Elayne
Dr. Headphones: ah, i see now. it's not "lili" that we know and love
||||||||| Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto sneaks in around 10:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Lily: and of course, Bambi
llanwydd: there's one or two unfamiliar names tonight
Woody One: You mean ...to Bambi?
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: There I'm better mnow
Dexter Fong: Ilan: Try to spell them out
JoeBeets: I havent darkened your doorsteps for several months
llanwydd: or three
Dr. Headphones: llan: glad you didn't say "strange" coz we're all in that boat
cease: mnow? you mspeaking my mlanguage
klokwkdog: oh, is that the theme tonight, Ilan? well drat, i never get the rsvps right
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: I make a point of it
Dictum Done: That sinking boat?
llanwydd: true
||||||||| At 10:17 PM, klokwkdog runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto bails
||||||||| Catherwood leads stephnfosterkane inside, makes a note of the time (10:17 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: botswana?
llanwydd: I remember you, Joe
stephnfosterkane: that dead horse?
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: No gots bots cats
JoeBeets: great ll
Bambi: hi stepnfosterkane
Dr. Headphones: zimbabwe to you too
Elayne: Cat: Frieda's "boneless cat" was named Faron. Website: http://aaugh.com/guide/notfaq.htm
Elayne: Hey SFK!
Dictum Done: Hi, SFK
Bambi: ah,clem you are fading
Woody One: I had overhoeard at a college basketball game, two guys talking about Firesign. That was surreal to me.
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: A dead horse is a meal for a village in Botswana
Bubba's Brain: Type faster, I can't hear you!
Dexter Fong: Going to park the car (snivel)
cease: very good el. i had to remember that for 40 years and now anyone can find that out in a flash
stephnfosterkane: park and lock it, Ash
Bambi: cool Elayne :)
ah,clem: no, we redialed, Bambi
Lily: Hey...I come from Botswana....home of the Red Sox
cease: but it was useful in a joke, above.
Dr. Headphones: does the quantity of fade indicate length of time inactive?
ah,clem: but you timed it right,
JoeBeets: Batters that wanna? Lily?
stephnfosterkane: darn i wish i had known we wuz supposed to come in costume...
cease: us park and lock it. we own the idea of ideas
Bambi: ah, the old redialing thing again
llanwydd: just got back from a theatrical audition. "Twelfth Night"
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: Tempura for me, neat
Lily: no eFenway, Joe
Bubba's Brain: Birds wanna fly by day. Bats wanna fly by night....
stephnfosterkane: that's about Epiphanies, right Ilan?
ah,clem: yup, the same old place/thing
cease: you an old red sox fan, lily?
Dr. Headphones: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!
Bubba's Brain: On the Fenway, which is already in progress...
cease: eddie izzard, or peter jackson's fantasy?
Lily: a pox upon your sox, who are you callin' old
stephnfosterkane: hilarious op-ed on brit xmas food in NYT op-eds Thur
Elayne: Seriously, highly recommended: http://www.oxygen.com/carrie/
JoeBeets: lol LILY.
Elayne: The show with her mom. I'm not kidding. Surreal TV.
Woody One: Isn't it "five golden tooks?"
Dictum Done: I gave up Fen-fen
ah,clem: and a partridge family cd.
JoeBeets: Did they pour the pig's blood on her yet, Elayne?
Bambi: good one Lily!
cease: Tooks with Tuques
stephnfosterkane: LOL
Dr. Headphones: lily: i'm old. got new bifocals today and had to knock up the font size here two times to be able to read it
cease: Peregrine moves to Canada and....
Bambi: can you still find the steps Ken with the new ones?
Bubba's Brain: The font size got knocked up? When's it due?
Lily: damn, Doc....used to happen to me when my tongue would cover my eyeteeth. I couldn't see what I was saying
cease: romance ensues
Woody One: That's right.
Dr. Headphones: bam: yeah, i am real wary of steps when using new specs
Elayne: No, they mentioned llama blood though. I'm telling you, it was weird with a beard.
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: I have no eyteeth, no worries
JoeBeets: /me has beard
Dr. Headphones: mmm. llama blood on pancakes!
JoeBeets: oops, new chat
Bubba's Brain: Talk about holding your tongue...
Bambi: heard that Ken ... I had the hardest time getting used to bifocals ... I still hate 'em
llanwydd: how do you see to eat?
JoeBeets: how very incisive
stephnfosterkane: now hold it over there...
Bambi: no lines, but I know it's there
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: I don't eat!
Lily: to eat smells bad. not necessary to see him
Woody One: I think I'll hold it over here.
Dictum Done: Get seamless bifocals, much easier.
Bambi: but it hasn't affected my appetite
Elayne: But it hasn't affected your appetite.
JoeBeets: how do you watch out for your entrenching tool??
ah,clem: has not affected my apitite
Bubba's Brain: Hold you tongue... or let me do it for you.
Dr. Headphones: yes, and the "bi" part is too low, i'm getting neck ache from tipping backwards to read the screen
llanwydd: hasnt' affected...
stephnfosterkane: the progressive focus ones are supposed to be neat, ken
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: but it hasn't affected my appetite. Goot a groat clustre I can gum?
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto: I have prog focus, it's okay
ah,clem: right LL
Bubba's Brain: They say all focals are a little bit bi.
Dr. Headphones: klok: these are "lineless" but not right. i will have to go back tomorrow and complain. hope they will redo them for me
Bambi: or tri
JoeBeets: Not that there is anything wrong with that Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Of course not.
Dictum Done: I can see you , don't shout!
stephnfosterkane: apparently the ones that get really powerful at the bottom, you can mount a high-output LED on the frames and use it to solder surface-mount parts
Woody One: I'll stay turned on. Be right back.
Bubba's Brain: Why, I've looked askance once or twice myself....
Dr. Headphones: so, lily, first time here, tell us about yourself. favorite firesign recording, favorite flavor of jelly/jam/preserves, etc.
ah,clem: I cannot see well anymore, gives me an excuse for groping...
stephnfosterkane: not exactly the look of death, but great for reworking SMT stuff. w/o the magnification, it's really hard to deal with
JoeBeets: Do you wear Stephen Foster Grants?
Bubba's Brain: favorite color, favorite Beatle...
Dr. Headphones: clem: you and ahnuld....
Bubba's Brain: Oh say can you see?
stephnfosterkane: no, I wear the Sky King model
Lily: Oooo All Hail Marx & Lennon, of course!
Dr. Headphones: josé
Dr. Headphones: lily: yes! yes!
Lily: <--secretly in love with Ralph Spoilsport
stephnfosterkane: si, si
Dictum Done: Favorite loathed Thing??
cease: no secret now, lily
llanwydd: no secret anymore
JoeBeets: <---built like Steve Reeves
Dr. Headphones: we won't tell anyone ;) ;)
stephnfosterkane: (dust?)
Bubba's Brain: I thought he died of.... Emphasyma.
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto is built like Agnes Moorhead
ah,clem: LOL
Dr. Headphones: dust in the wind (didn't someone mention kansas a while back?)
Woody One: My favorite is Just Folks. Bozos a close 2nd.
stephnfosterkane is Ford-tough
Bubba's Brain: Agnes Morehead is not the name of a Bond Girl.
stephnfosterkane: call me F250
cease: its called Encino now
stephnfosterkane: no, she's on that Iraq card deck
Bubba's Brain: Got a Hemi under tehre?
Bambi: no, Agnes Moorhead is mother to Samantha :)
llanwydd: my favorite is 2Places
JoeBeets: I'm partial to Waiting for the Electrician
Bambi: Morehead or Moorhead, hmmmm
Dictum Done: James Bond Glueit..?
JoeBeets: I just invented tacos!
Dr. Headphones: llan: other side of marx/lennon
stephnfosterkane: Joe - well, heck, I've listened to the whole thing
Lily: permanently humble county
Woody One: Love that also. A friend and I recite that one.
||||||||| Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto?! It's 10:28 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
ah,clem: I like Dave's "How tTme Flys" quite a bit.
llanwydd: the whole album
cease: that's what we do. we recite the lines, either in our heads or out loud
Woody One: I love that.
JoeBeets: cite them again?
stephnfosterkane: as opposed to inhaling them?
Woody One: Hell. I love all of em.
Elayne: I think I'll be moseying. Next week all!
llanwydd: How Time Flys is fantastic
stephnfosterkane: nite E
Merlyn: bye E
Bubba's Brain: and re-site, and re-site, and re-site.
Dr. Headphones: cat: i have built in amplifier in brain. when i think them, they are audible
JoeBeets: bye el
ah,clem: but I am just a blow ip govenment man...
Dictum Done: Later E
Bambi: night Elayne
Lily: bye Elaune
llanwydd: nte e
Bambi: have a good one
JoeBeets: I like In the Next World also
ah,clem: night El
cease: yeah wood, they're all much better to listen to than almost anything else
stephnfosterkane: there was one of those in Airplane
cease: by el
Woody One: I remember going to the theatre to see Magical Mystery Tour & Martian Space Party Opened.
Bubba's Brain: I have a built in amplifier too, but the microphone is too close to the monitors and I get nothing but feedback.
llanwydd: still have yet to hear Roller Maidens
Lily: "Ceasar, what's happened to your nose?!"
cease: havent seen either, woody
ah,clem: yes, auto, the pilot...
ah,clem: he was overblown as well.
cease: i've just retruned from roaming
JoeBeets: I've just turned again from Rome
Dr. Headphones: llan: it's good. different, but not in a bad way
Lily: LOL Joe
Bubba's Brain: When in Roam...
stephnfosterkane: get another provider?
llanwydd: tweeny was overblown
JoeBeets: When in Greece.....swim the English Channel
Woody One: Really? You'll have to as a commemorative.
stephnfosterkane is always in roam mode, since his cell phone is unregistered
Bubba's Brain: I'm a very good provider. Definitely....
cease: turn turn turn again
Dr. Headphones: when in greece, grab a grape
JoeBeets: My phone is in comm mode.
Bambi: Hmmm, wouldn't that be the Mediterranean if you are in Greece?
Bubba's Brain: Cell phone? They can make them THAT small now?
cease: grope a rab?
stephnfosterkane: heard from Spock lately, have you Joe?
Lily: since I've contracted this cold, I am in in deaf con mode
ah,clem: ye, we were talking of tweeny, and "airplaine!" was brought up.
llanwydd: that's Percy's Song isn't it cease?
stephnfosterkane: didn'tja see The President's Analyst??
Bubba's Brain: I'd break the contract.
llanwydd: old classic
Woody One: I am going to get all of those solos: Roller Maidens, TV OR NOT TV...
cease: indded, llan
JoeBeets: I couldn't get my socks off, Stephn
Dr. Headphones: woody: tv is my favorite of the non-totality lp's
Dictum Done: Deflate and Fold up Bush, we can use him later
Woody One: Bearbating?
Bambi: Wasn't that Billy Crystal's movie? The President's Analyst?
stephnfosterkane: Private Rocket Plane Goes Supersonic in Test, Mishap Mars Landing, Causes Minor Damage -- this is where AP News writers really need gud edditors
Dr. Headphones: dd: for what? kindling for a campfire?
JoeBeets: Sultan Insulted in Malay melee
Dexter Fong: Back in near record time
Woody One: Okay doc. Anything my Firesign doctor says. Thanks.
cease: i have to get the cd of r.maidens
Bambi: wb Dex
ah,clem: fold him up neat, they may want to use him again...
Bubba's Brain: The remake with GWB: "The President's Anal"
JoeBeets: I will put that on my lyst, BB
Lily: hahaha!
Dictum Done: I didn't say for what, maybe a bathtub plug
Dr. Headphones: bub: not a mental picture i want to see
cease: were you here with austin last week, woody?
stephnfosterkane: he can be the bogeyman, rolled out when a scary Halloween-like presence is needed. Nixon is too unfamiliar now
||||||||| Catherwood leads SidFudd inside, makes a note of the time (10:34 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dr. Headphones: hi sid
Dictum Done: Hi Fudd
JoeBeets: That musta been fun with PA here
cease: high surf
stephnfosterkane: gad they keep coming; i better take off my costume now
Dexter Fong: Hiya Sid
Woody One: Sidd Fudd! Hellooo!
llanwydd: hi sf
||||||||| Around 10:35 PM, stephnfosterkane walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:35 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dr. Headphones: a regular funway any time we get a visit
SidFudd: ...ooo! ...ooo! ...ooo!
llanwydd: bye sfk
Bubba's Brain: Horschack!
ah,clem: zip... beep
klokwkdog: i'm still here!
SidFudd: I'm the man who broke the bank at Monte Car----lo! ...lo! ...lo!
Dexter Fong: YOu certainly are
JoeBeets: Ha ha. That's very logical
Merlyn: the piggy bank?
Bambi: Hi SidFudd
llanwydd: hi monte
JoeBeets: The Chemical Corn Exchange Bank
Dr. Headphones: oink, oink!
ah,clem: my op sup fiddles.
klokwkdog: oink go boingo?
ah,clem: fuddles?
Dexter Fong: Sid doesn't break those banks in his hands, he breaks them in their natural state
Dexter Fong: Down by the River
Dictum Done: Gotta watch that Elfman.
Dr. Headphones: i prefer elf women
Dexter Fong: Keep an eye on Bad Santa too
Woody One: The sissy. Pardon me. Faggy guys go after just one brick at a time.
klokwkdog: then he tipped his hat, just like Don Quixote...
Bubba's Brain: Elfman? You must mean Legolas....
klokwkdog: jenna or tod?
Bubba's Brain: Dr. H beat me....
Dictum Done: Danny
llanwydd: Donkey Oatey?
cease: i heard arlo guthrie plays percie's song on the piano long ago, long before i heard dylan on the bootleg
Bubba's Brain: .. to the punchbowl.
klokwkdog: it takes too long to get to know them, Ken
Dexter Fong: Adolph Elfmann
Dr. Headphones: bub: i hope you don't bruise easily
cease: but do they prefer you, ken?
Bubba's Brain: Just on my frontal lobe, Dr.
Dr. Headphones: cat: i worship them from afar...alas...
klokwkdog: Dex, I use a little old wine and just mariante the steaks; never use that commercial stuff
llanwydd: I heard the original on the Biograph LP
Dexter Fong: So Ken: You gotta thing for little people of the female persuasion?
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: great tune
Bambi: what do you all think about Canadians now legally being able to download music files ...
llanwydd: Years later I heard Joan Baez sing it
cease: dylan was hot then.
Dr. Headphones: dex: as long as they are legitimate little people. elves, gnomes, etc.
klokwkdog: they look pretty big to me, Dex
Dexter Fong: Well get up outta that spider hole Ken
klokwkdog: not folks you want to bump into in a dark forest, those of either persuasion
Dr. Headphones: gnomes on the lawn are nice :)
ah,clem: enough wine, and garlic, and charcoal and rats smell good, so I am told.
Woody One: Little ones have something over on us, believe it or not.
Dexter Fong: Tracking the gnome genome
klokwkdog: yeah, Dr. H, I finally saw Amelie and the missing gnome thing
klokwkdog: dex - you just get one with OnStar and hack it...
ah,clem sings "Chipmnks Roasting..."
SidFudd: Has anyone here got the Dear Friends complete syndicated series? What color is the record label on Program 9?
Dr. Headphones: lol, clem!
Dexter Fong: Klok: lol
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:42 PM and late as usual, it's Cat, just back from Billville."
Bubba's Brain: "Jack Frost Roasting on an open fire...."
Cat: i couldnt get back
Dictum Done: Gnomality : deformed elf?
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off cease at 10:43 PM
klokwkdog: Sid - it was a personal activity label -- it depends on what shade the original owner colored it
Dr. Headphones: number 9...number 9...number 9,,,,
llanwydd: hi cat
ah,clem: you have a copy of that song Ken, a mst play on Christmas Eve.
Bubba's Brain: "Chesnuts nipping on your nose"
Cat: we were talking about percy's song and i was turned into wind
JoeBeets: My Dear Friends turns at 33-1/3 Revolutions
klokwkdog: is that the label that says, "You say you want a revolution, well, you better try 33-1/3"?
Dexter Fong: My Dear Friends is pretty much all on CD
Bubba's Brain: You say you want a Revolution...
ah,clem: most of the better ones do turn that fast...
Dr. Headphones: clem: xmas eve i will be in fla, away from the manger and my 'puter
Cat: nipponese chipping at your shows?
Lily: healter skealter
llanwydd: the Biograph version is pretty long
klokwkdog: Bubba - did you read about the actor who ended up with a ferret nipping out his chin?
Dexter Fong: Ken: Checking out Centry Village?
Dr. Headphones: lily: you a manson fan?
llanwydd: "Biograph" is a great collection
Bubba's Brain is having visions of Johanna.
Dr. Headphones: dex: going to see friends and family. might be last time i see my dad alive. he's not doing well at all
Cat: sorry to hear that, ken
klokwkdog: what chipping rate, Cat? Wasn't aware you were into spread-spectrum comm. internals! Impressive!
Dexter Fong: Im sorry to hear that..spend some quality time there
ah,clem: ok, I wll play it cerimoniously, in your honor, On SkyBird.
Bubba's Brain: No, K, I didn't hear about the actor....
llanwydd: very sorry to hear
Dr. Headphones: i will enjoy it, i'm sure
klokwkdog: definitely time to go
Merlyn: anyone here have young kids (5-8 years old)? I'm working on a flash game, something I was thinking about when my son was that age, but now that he's in college, he probably won't be as interested.
Woody One: Hey crew. So cool to hear again from Phil A. last week. I felt so small.
Dictum Done: Time is of the essence., Ken
Lily: mainly marilyn
Cat: you havent shrunk, woody. you've grown
Dexter Fong: Ken: He might enjoy hearing FST's History of the Art of Radio
Dr. Headphones: woody: turn the telescope around the other way, you will feel BIG
Woody One: I try to think that way.
klokwkdog: is Art still on the radio?
Dr. Headphones: dex: he's not really into comedy unless it involves farting
Dexter Fong: Woody: One Phil makes you smaller, the other makes you large
ah,clem: nothing like Fla at Christmas, everyone has to see that once, just oce.
Dr. Headphones: and my mom's sense of humor was surgically removed. i don't know where mine came from
klokwkdog: Woody -- ignore Ken. Just take the other pill
Woody One: So much good advice t live by. Thanks.
JoeBeets: I am gonna scoop Lily and take her home with me.
Lily: must be off fellas......it has been fun!
llanwydd: Is History of the Art...something new?
Dictum Done: Later L
JoeBeets: see you folks on the other side of the record.
Dr. Headphones: come back soon, lily, we've enjoyed your presents, er, presence
ah,clem: nigt LIL!
Dexter Fong: Night Lily, next time you gotta participate =))
Cat: great you could drop by, lily
ah,clem: Happy HOHO
Bubba's Brain: Of course you must be off.... to show up here!
klokwkdog: you can ask them about any comic surgery you might have had that you don't remember, Ken
llanwydd: nite lily
Cat: by joe
klokwkdog: nite L
Bubba's Brain: Nite Lily.
JoeBeets: bye Cat, everyone
Lily: hehehe!!! you are all insane. Thank you very much!
klokwkdog: and...welcome!
Dr. Headphones: later, joe
Dexter Fong: Night Joe
JoeBeets: Not Insane!
llanwydd: nite joe
Woody One: I watched "Alice In Wonderland." I know the results of the bites.
Merlyn: "hello, joe"
||||||||| JoeBeets runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's JoeBeets?! It's 10:49 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Cat: No Tin? Sane
||||||||| "10:49 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Lily, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
ah,clem: complempnts will get you nowhere..
klokwkdog: i'm just as normal as any of you. i just said 'no' to drugs.
Bubba's Brain: Take the Blue Phil, Neo.
Dexter Fong: Hey Joe, where you goin' with that Lily in your hand
Bambi: night Joe, night Lily
Woody One: Guess I'll have to learn the process of timimg.
Dr. Headphones: woody: start by using a sundial, work your way up to a water clock
klokwkdog: one of the most difficult things about comedy, Woody
Bubba's Brain: It's allabout timing, kid.
Dexter Fong: The a sand Glass
Bambi: Woody One, timing? what's that?
Dr. Headphones: ira glass
Bambi: LOL
klokwkdog: the b sand Glass
Dexter Fong: and a-one and a-two
Cat: Time Inc.
ah,clem: read in your book and count after me. 1, 2, 3, 4, not let's learn our next word inTurkish.
Woody One: It has to do with a clock.
klokwkdog: i beg your pardon?
Dr. Headphones: what was 5 is two....
Bubba's Brain: It's learning... evolving... what it knows, we all know...
||||||||| SidFudd rushes off, saying "10:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Cat: the glass family dinner
Bambi: towel?
Woody One: Or personal exhuberance.
klokwkdog: he's Philip Glass' cousin
Dexter Fong: Khurd?
Cat: off he surfed
Dictum Done: If you push Fudd hard enough he'll leave
Bambi: or would that be bath?
Dr. Headphones: cat: sitting at the table is water glass, wine glass, philip glass
ah,clem: yes Bambi gets a star
Dr. Headphones: damn, klok, you beat me on that one
ah,clem: and now,
klokwkdog: i thought 'push' technology was dead
Bambi: and then the star gets taken away LOL
Cat: we actually ate off glass plates on glass table in tokyo. glass glasses as well
Cat: did the best i could without my glasses
klokwkdog: did the glasses have wire handles?
Dr. Headphones: my glasses are mostly plastic
Dexter Fong: Drank till you were glassy-eyed, Cat?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Wire Rims
Cat: they use glass well there. ceramics too. wood is exquisite
klokwkdog: ought to be, for the price
Dr. Headphones: hear that, woody? you're exquisite :)
klokwkdog: yeah, he used to be quite quisite, though
Woody One: Thanks. I was wondering.
klokwkdog: not what he used to be
Cat: i sent doc a bunch of jpgs i dragged out of my vid to put up on the seemreal.com site. soon i hope
Dexter Fong: There are no stupid questions, only exquisite fools
klokwkdog: they better be HDTV resolution
Bubba's Brain: There are no stupid questions, but I've heard a lot of them anyway.
Dexter Fong: Klok: For a guy without cable, you're pretty pushy =)
klokwkdog expects to get an HDTV receiver card for his PC any day now
Cat: they look pretty fuckin good, klok
Dexter Fong: KLokwkdog must have been very very good this year
Dr. Headphones: klok: did you see the website with the gigapixel resolution? i wish i had saved that url if i didn't send to you
Woody One: Back to cable? Notice how AMC has turned to American Movie Crap? Commercials, and edited flicks?
klokwkdog: no, Ken
Dexter Fong: And TCM is running like Porkies and shit like that
klokwkdog: Dex - it's a donation: http://www.dvico.com/products_mul_hd.html
Dr. Headphones: i will return shortly, will try to find it in my history file
Bubba's Brain: Turner stopped allowing them to use any movies they owned, which is just about everything.
llanwydd: I'm fading. Better write something.vncmxhgfjkturif
klokwkdog: Beatman Turner in overdrive! Nasty Ted!
Dexter Fong: Is that right Bub? I had only heard TW was threatening them cause they were running crap
Woody One: Garbage. "Scent of a Woman" was butchered.
Bubba's Brain: It's what I heard anyway.
Dexter Fong: Klok: You Ain't heard nothing yet
Dr. Headphones: http://www.tawbaware.com/maxlyons/gigapixel.htm
Cat: comng over shortly because i am a portly
klokwkdog: AMC went downhill when that old geezer who intro'ed movies left. Same with Gene Autry's cowboy thing on CMT
llanwydd: are you kidding?
Cat: one cent women? what is this, alpha century?
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
Cat: did i leave, dex?
klokwkdog: they censored Alphaville??!
Woody One: No good when the Col. wasn't cursing.
Dexter Fong: No....prolly not
Cat: a promised local net tv thing was supposed to be happening but apparently not
klokwkdog: Clear Channel probably bot 'em, Cat
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Cat: cant seem to get it and the chat
Merlyn: lots of complaints in alt.movies.silent about how AMC is crap; TCM is still ok, but...
Dr. Headphones: pooh on clear channel!
Dexter Fong: Klok: "bit 'em" very clever
Cat: well one of "em" is us, klok
Dictum Done: Nothing's on the tube except Highway Patrol.
klokwkdog: it'll be some charming roundtable that's really in Tuscon, but with "Vancouver" audio pasted in over "your city here"
Woody One: Do you have a hat & goat?
Bubba's Brain: My goat ate my hat.
Cat: no, it's supposed to be a live chat with mark emory at pot-tv.net
Dexter Fong: Dictum: There's a re-run of Sailor Bill
klokwkdog: it's the Police State 4 sure, DD
Woody One: No one can get TCM. Not around here.
Cat: the christmas party last week played, sort of. i can't get this one to come in though
klokwkdog: but no re-run of Sailor Moon? just Reverend Moon? they never come up into the HILLS bros coffee
Woody One: All AMCs went to TCM.
Dexter Fong: Tap on the power tubes Cat
Cat: strap on the zeps
Dr. Headphones: no, dex, don't tell him that, he will touch the exposed plate tap!
klokwkdog: yeah, look for the ones that say "6L6" and have a plate cap on top
Dexter Fong: Well silly, I meant with a wrench
Dictum Done: Twist the rabbit ears, that'll improve the picture and piss off the bunny.
klokwkdog: well, if he's gonna do that, Ken, be sure to tell him to hold onto the radiator pipe with the other hand
Dr. Headphones: crescent wrench: moslem plot
Dexter Fong: Well Grounded sir!
klokwkdog: that'll short out the set, DD. always cheese the bunny first
Dr. Headphones: hell, klok, why the radiator? his entire body will radiate when he does it!
Woody One: Getting tipsy from martinis. Going to bed.
Dexter Fong: lol Ken
Dr. Headphones: later, woody
Cat: gnite, woody
klokwkdog: actually, Dex, I prefer doing it with a wench
Dexter Fong: Woody, don't fall over
klokwkdog: bye woody
Dictum Done: Later woody
Dexter Fong: I like a hefty winch myself
klokwkdog: not on MY humvee!
klokwkdog: they can't even make good trash bags
Dexter Fong: Say fellow, that's a mighty nifty Hum Job yah got there
Bubba's Brain tries to come up with a joke combinging "woody" and going to bed, but fails
Woody One: Goodnite to all. Love this chat room. I'm making your brownies, alomg with Chess pie for Christmas, Doc. Headphones.
Dexter Fong: Lay upon my big woody bed
Dr. Headphones: enjoy, woody :)
klokwkdog: read that editorial, Woody!
Dexter Fong: Night Woodrow
llanwydd: hgjfkdl
Bubba's Brain: Nite W.
Woody One: Sorry, Klok. Which one?
Merlyn: nite w
Cat: keep seasoning those greetings
llanwydd: n woody
klokwkdog: keyboard test is now complete.
klokwkdog: in the New York Times op-ed. about British Christmas dinner
Woody One: Edition?
Dr. Headphones: didn't know we were having a keyboard test or i would have done an e-flat for you
klokwkdog: if this had been an actual keyboard emergency, Ilan would have been instructed...
Bubba's Brain: Keyboard check. Test. Test.
klokwkdog: ? USA op-ed section. Thursday guest editorial
Dr. Headphones: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A9821-2003Dec17.html
Dr. Headphones: that one's not op-ed, but good anyway
Dexter Fong: It's in red, it must be read
klokwkdog: sheesh - http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/18/opinion/18STRO.html
Woody One: Thanks, Klok. See yall next week.
Bambi: oh, I'm f....a.....d.....i.....n......g............................
Cat: good one dex
Dr. Headphones: dex: if it's in red, jesus said it
Cat: or is it, mr. red
Dexter Fong: An amazing recovery Dear Friends
llanwydd: this is no emergency. This is reel
||||||||| "Hey Woody One!" ... Woody One turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:09 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
klokwkdog: nite bambi
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fong: Ken: YOu mean Jesus is here?...In person?...Oh! He's calling to say....
Dr. Headphones: jesus retardo
Cat: off you fade
Dictum Done: Fong Dung Rite with that....
klokwkdog: no, it's not reel. it's all direct digital delivery, via satellite. no celluloid died for these images
Dexter Fong: Johnny Fresno, Please..we're in mixed company
ah,clem: e was here 2000 years ago, how often d you check your messages?
klokwkdog: kwd has 3 minutes left on his timer
Dr. Headphones: heard interesting story on radio about owner of "family christian stores" deciding to stay open on sundays.
Cat: Hey! G. Zus Joe. Who wonna cosmic war, you so smaat?
Dr. Headphones: it seems he talked to god and was told that not only should he be a good christian, he also needed to be a good businessman.
Dexter Fong: Clem: Elayne was here 2000 years ago!!!!!!????????
klokwkdog: i missed cosmic war? oh, bother!!
Dr. Headphones: god ok'ed the plan to be 7/wk store
ah,clem: not responsble
klokwkdog: darn, i thought he was off helping us win in Iraq
Cat: pork and locate!
Dr. Headphones: klok: he's everywhere!
Dexter Fong: Cat: And a-answer is, Dark Energy
Dictum Done: I bought them cheaper at Mutt and Smutt's
klokwkdog: or find WMD or something. so i could sin without being uptight...
Bubba's Brain: Remember the Saab, Beth. And keep it, Ho.
llanwydd: be back in a few
Cat: i one! i one!
Dr. Headphones: me two, me two!
klokwkdog: she gets the house, too, bub
ah,clem: been shoting reds and yellows all day boy am I sleepy...
klokwkdog: kwd will be gone in about 1 min
Cat: but when they shoot back, you wake up real quick
Bubba's Brain: Half the house. We're chainsawing it downt he middle tomorrow.
klokwkdog: usually
ah,clem: yup
Dexter Fong: Why not stay then Klok:
Cat: is that like a warning klok?
Dr. Headphones: that's ok, the reds use arrows
ah,clem: or at least shoot back
Cat: if so, merry xmas in advance and all the best holiday time between today and xmas
klokwkdog: must leave now. much 2 do
Dr. Headphones: later, klok. merry and happy
ah,clem: by by klok,
Bubba's Brain: Bailing?
Dexter Fong: Night Klok: And warmest wishes
ah,clem: e ya son
Bubba's Brain: Nite, K
klokwkdog: next week is xmas, absent ken, everybody gonna show or do we shut it down for holiday?
ah,clem: happy HOHO yo to
klokwkdog: nite, everyone
Dictum Done: Later on, Brains and Klok..
Dexter Fong likes the way ah,clem is pairing down his vocabulary, not to mention words
klokwkdog: ken, have a good trip; make the most of your visit!
Dr. Headphones: tnx, klok
Cat: indeed, kend
ah,clem: small but they bite and who stol my key?
klokwkdog: again: next Thur is Christmas, yes?
Dr. Headphones: clem: sound fx man?
Bubba's Brain: or half a key...
klokwkdog: still chat?
Cat: i think we have met on xmas before, klok. not sure but think so
ah,clem: yes we all can hope it will be Klok
Dexter Fong: Yes Klok; Well if it doesn't take any work on Merlyn's part, whoever is available can drop by and see
klokwkdog: ok, i'll try 2 show 2
klokwkdog: byte
klokwkdog: er, bye
Cat: those of us who showed up here, some perhaps new, have their own reasons for showing up. always nice to meet new and old folk here
ah,clem: k, see ya
Dr. Headphones: still chat=talk about moonshine
Dexter Fong: Nye
||||||||| At 11:17 PM, klokwkdog vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Merlyn: people can show up here anytime
Bambi: night klok
Dexter Fong: Yes..My bad
Cat: it is always on. just like the firesign theatre
ah,clem: ah the moonrunners drink yes, I remember it well, Ken.
Bubba's Brain: Can show up anytime, but it's like sex -- more fun with 2 or more.
Dexter Fong: "Moonrunner, wildly past the Nile...
ah,clem: takes the pain from your head, puts it in the belly, then puts it back in the morning.
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: E.T.??
Dexter Fong: Night Ilan
Dr. Headphones: phone home
Bubba's Brain decides to make like hay and bail.
Bambi: hmmmm, common cold ... could be a good thing these days ... could be link to cure to cancer they say.
Dexter Fong: Phones, my homey
Bubba's Brain: Nite all.
ah,clem: bye Bubba
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, bubba
Bambi: (whoever they are)
Bambi: night Bubba
Merlyn: nitebb
||||||||| Around 11:21 PM, Bubba's Brain walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba, seasoned wishes
Dr. Headphones: go easy on the garlic
Dexter Fong: And Ye go easy on the Gaelic
Cat: make a wish upon a falling season
Dr. Headphones: fall over in a few days, then winter
ah,clem: you come in with a suspected tumor, and leave with a severe cold, and who is to say who gt the better deal
Dexter Fong: You'll get nothing for all the wrong reasons
Dexter Fong: Clem: Probably have to talk to the CFO about that
Dr. Headphones: all those suspected tumors are now being held at guantanamo
ah,clem: LOLDex
Dexter Fong: Ken: No! Man, Timors...TIMORS
Dr. Headphones: indonesia for the indonesians!
Dexter Fong: Them Timors gimme the tremors
Bambi: oops, messed up there Ken LOL!
Dictum Done: I seem to be fading and heading for the door, Later All, Thanks and Great Xmas!
Cat: east timors, west timors, all are owned the town
ah,clem: you guys are too funny at times, I am waiting...
||||||||| At 11:24 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dictum Done!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dr. Headphones: bye, dd
Dexter Fong: Same to you DD
Cat: dd ods?
Cat: have a good one, or more, dd
Dr. Headphones: dd wears a BIG bra
Dexter Fong: Charley Dodds, from Treasure of the Sierra Madre?
Cat: a BRAntosaurus?
Dr. Headphones: lol
Dexter Fong: That's right Tonto, A Brantosaurus will keep your girlish figure a lot longer the that dime=store Bra
ah,clem: Cat you are too much
Dr. Headphones: ah, the smell of microwaved popcorn fills the house :)
Cat: doc told me he was gonna see lotr, then no, he'd be here, but he hasnt. maybe lili and doc got suckered into some pool hole somewhere.
Dexter Fong: Ken: YOu live over a movie theater?
Dexter Fong: Cat: pool hole =))))))))))
Dr. Headphones: i live over a basement occupied by spiders
ah,clem: cary smell if there is a cat missing, and yu are not poping corn....
Dexter Fong: Cuidado Hombre: A middle=east dictator could be living down there
Cat: jimmy cracked corn, and i sued his hmo
Dexter Fong: Neat work Clem =))
Dr. Headphones: not the last time i did laundry! of course, i didn't check under the stairs. brb, gonna go czech....
Cat: mite?
ah,clem )
ah,clem :)
Dexter Fong: That Doc Phones, whatta hunk, Bo
ah,clem :-)
Bambi: would that be an european mite or an african mite?
ah,clem: it mite
Dexter Fong: I see a face emerging...it's unclear still...but..It'
Cat: lemme ask this coconut
Dr. Headphones: armenian
Dexter Fong: him!...It's Him! it's Evel Kanivel
Cat: mighty mite is here to save the dei!
ah,clem: it mite me an armenian?
Dr. Headphones: harelipped
Dexter Fong: What might mean armenian, Clem?
ah,clem: ats e
Dexter Fong: ats e? aste ? ah..Nancy!!
Cat: the string cheese theory
ah,clem: the mite mite, ad Ken said
Bambi: LOL
Cat: only 11 dimensions to hide, nancy. and i've been thru 10...
Dexter Fong: What was once 26 is now, about10 or 11
ah,clem: we eat or we die, 'eh, Holmes?
Dexter Fong: I'll have some Nose Candy
Cat: that's Chew
Dr. Headphones: that's what michael jackson said
Dr. Headphones: and it rotted his nose right off
ah,clem: don't horn the ones with the cherries in the middle, you'llsuffocate.
Dexter Fong: Ken: I think he asked for a Candy Nose
Cat: the Candy man can
Dexter Fong: can can
Dr. Headphones: he didn't ask willie wonka since he's not chocolate any more
Dexter Fong: Ken: Pc term is now Mocha
ah,clem: (I like the powerded sugar at the bottom of the box the best)
Dr. Headphones: screw p.c. call a spade a spade, i say
Dexter Fong: And that sugar is "powered" with new Viking Petroleum
Dr. Headphones: ok, i've insulted jews, muslims, AND afro-americans tonight. who's next?
Cat: Bach has a bottom?
ah,clem: a lame expression, but gets the point accross.
Dexter Fong: Don't forget about us Timors, Man. We cut off your nose
Cat: afro-jutes and muslin armenians
Bambi: scottish-irish-dutch-french-german-english-all_american_mutt?
Dexter Fong: Hey that's me
ah,clem: oh, Bambi you silly Mutt.
Dr. Headphones: bambi: that's me too, with 1/16 cherokee thrown in for good measure
Bambi: me too Dex :)
Cat: i heard somewhere that california has, at least 7 million people who are not definable by race.
Dexter Fong: Bambi, Landsmann
Cat: were it not for the rest of the world
Bambi: ah, clem has the cherokee in this family
Dexter Fong: Ken: Are you related to Keely Smith
Bambi: or was that black feet?
Cat: i been pulverizing this coal all day
Dr. Headphones: dex: not that i know of. should i want to be? name sounds familiar but not sure who he is
Dexter Fong: The Black Feet, the Crow, and the cave-dwelling Man Tans formed the Great Tar Nation, y'know
ah,clem: I have some native American too, but I call it indian
Dr. Headphones: pass the indian, please
ah,clem: Black foot and Cherokee
Cat: makes great instant breakfast, if the firesigns are to be believed
Dexter Fong: Ken: Keely is she, and She and Louis Prima were *THE* Vegas act to see in the mid- late fiftees
Dr. Headphones: black foot can be treated with penicillin, clem
Bambi: see I knew there was a reason for thinking of both LOL
Dr. Headphones: ah, yes, dex, i remember now. quite a singer and quite a looker, too
Dexter Fong: Clem, just use white out
Bambi: I thought you needed sulfa drugs for that Ken?
Bambi: I thought you needed sulfa drugs for that Ken?
Bambi: whoa double vision or did that post twice?
ah,clem: not in my case, I got it from my great great grandfather.
Dexter Fong: Ken: I saw couple weeks ago. At 71, she's still got a voice and can move
Dexter Fong: 'ere's an echo in here
Cat: how can you be in 2 places, bambi?
||||||||| 11:39 PM: Bunnyboy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dr. Headphones: ola, bun
Bambi: cause I am no place at all?? :)
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
ah,clem: Cherokee on Dad's side, Black Foot on Mom's
Bambi: hi Bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter Fong: Bambi has that Brownian movement *DOWN* Jim
ah,clem: hi BunnyB
Cat: my great great grandfather would take me back to the 18th century
Cat: oh hi bun
Dr. Headphones: cat: he owns a time machine?
Bunnyboy: wow. Using Bunnette's new used and used new laptop.
Dexter Fong: Wow, a TIme Machine
Bunnyboy: Wireless, to boot.
Cat: the steam powdered internet
ah,clem: that is about right for me too Cat.
Dr. Headphones: my boots are wireless too :)
Cat: no, he lived then
Bunnyboy: just popped in for a qwerty
Dr. Headphones: uiop[ to you too :)
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did FST do that Steampowered Internet sketch on the west coast..I saw them here when they broadcast both radio and internent
Bunnyboy: Happy Holidays, yez all
Dexter Fong: Same to you Bun, and all the brood
ah,clem: happy HOHO to you too BunnyB
Dr. Headphones: yes, bun, and to all a good knight :) i will be gone 2 episodes, but hope to return in january
Dexter Fong: We hope so very much too ken =)
Bunnyboy: this thing clicks. Like crickets.
Dexter Fong: Hope all goes for the best in FLA
ah,clem: tis the season to be silly, fa ra ra ra , ra ra ra ra.
Cat: dex, i only know it from that nyc broadcast you attended.
Bunnyboy: I hate crickets.
Dr. Headphones: buddy holly is a prisoner in your laptop?
Bunnyboy: I hate owls, too.
Cat: they did their usual stage show when i saw them in seattle
Cat: same as weirdly cool, pretty much
Dexter Fong: Hm...well, they did do a lotta of the same material for a long time..still doing it, actually...not that there's anything wrong with that =)
Dr. Headphones: i have to find my w.c. dvd, finally got the player hooked up
Cat: no dex, unless you want fans to come out to see you do it
Cat: which basically, they don't
Bunnyboy: why is Universal sitting on the rights to Marx Bros. DVDs?
Dexter Fong: Not following you Cat
Dr. Headphones: bun: maybe it's easier than standing on them
Cat: the tours were basically, their show, right? w.cool too. that's great
Dexter Fong: Yeah...but there is *so* much other material that could be dropping in
Cat: but you can't just doing their show, which is a greatest hits show, every tour and get the same fans to come and see it
Dexter Fong: Oh I see...I tyhink you
Cat: yes but they havent done so, dex.
ah,clem: follow along in your book and repeat after Cat,
Bunnyboy: Universal is notorious for bonehead marketing, including no widescreens for THE STING or PARENTHOOD, and the abscence of Paramount-era Marx Bros.
Dexter Fong: lol Clem
Bunnyboy: However, SEABISCUIT is a gem.
Cat: they have infinite good stuff, but they used little more than the usual in the shows i saw. you too bunny,eh?
Dr. Headphones: bun: i now proudly own apoc.now redux, yg. frankenstein and matrix 1&2.
Dexter Fong: The Origianl done in italian was great, Biscotti Mare
Bunnyboy: yup, I wuz dere, too
Cat: i told people to do that for 33 1/3 years. you'd think the record would stop skipping by now
ah,clem: if it is about FST, Cat knows,
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's your permanent record
Bunnyboy: YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, just named to the National Film Registry, along with BUTCH & SUNDANCE, PATTON and...ONE FROGGY EVENING!
Dr. Headphones: dex: with fingerprints and mug shots
Bunnyboy: Not to mention ATLANTIC CITY.
Cat: at least merlyn and elayne know far more than me. then again, you can always ask the guys
ah,clem: is this your bar of soap?
Dexter Fong: Bend over and pick it up
Dr. Headphones: no, don't bend, squat
Bunnyboy: Gotta go. Gifties to wrap.
Bunnyboy: nitey
Dr. Headphones: bye, bun
Dexter Fong: Season at cha Bunny
Cat: rap away, bun
ah,clem: bye BB, happy happy
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "11:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong slips away for refill
Dr. Headphones: i must depart also, sandman knocking at my eyes. arrivederchi, roma, and see y'all next year :)
Cat: all the best, kend
||||||||| "Hey Dr. Headphones!" ... Dr. Headphones turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:51 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Cat: keep neal gaiman away from your eye balls. he has enough of his own
Merlyn: was busy elsewhere..
ah,clem )
ah,clem :)
Dexter Fong: Night Ken, and Happy rest of this year
Dexter Fong: and next year too,
Cat: I hope this season finds you and your family well, Dex.
ah,clem: Bambi is fading again
Dexter Fong: Thank you Cat, and the same to you..btw haven't heard you mention that big white dog of yours tonight
Cat: all strength to your signals always, ah, bam
ah,clem: tks, Cat,
Cat: he was in doggie day care today, last day for awhile as they shut down.
Dexter Fong: See you when you fade in again Bambi
Cat: Fumiyo in physio, transportation problems thankfully dont involve snow this week.
Cat: you're the folks in serious snow land
ah,clem: and God bless and keep you this Christmas and always, if that is one of your faiths.
Cat: all the best traction, all the best shovels
Dexter Fong: Nah...had some, it rained , it went away, now just really cold
ah,clem: right, like that
Cat: yeah, van is like that now
ah,clem: that blessing for all still here, I gotta go
Cat: snowed last week but went away. thankfully as we're at the bottom of a hill
Dexter Fong: Does it get serious cold, like down into single digits for any period of time
Cat: best of seasonings, ah
Dexter Fong: Clem; best to you and Bambi
ah,clem: night all, gotta go wake up Bambi and put her to bed.
Dexter Fong: Night
Cat: guess no doc/original lili
ah,clem: see ya on Christmas,
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 11:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: I dunno, should we wait up for them and scold them when they do come in
Cat: no, they have other things to do
Cat: will see some people here next week. look forward to that
Dexter Fong: D'Doc; Lili: We told you to stay out of those pool holes"
Cat: all the best to you in nyc, dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: And to you too ...leaving?
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Cat: i thought this was shutting down?
Cat: sounds so shakespearean
Dexter Fong: Well...there's me...and there's you...and there's Merlyn
Merlyn: I'm going...
Cat: et tu, chat?
Dexter Fong: Well... there's me...and there's you
Cat: and the merriest of past, present and future memories to you both
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Best wishes for all the seasons...and as always, thanks
Dexter Fong: And Cat, to you too, and thanks also
Cat: ok marley, you can pick up your chains now
Dexter Fong: Is that my change?
Dexter Fong: Keep your blighty mitts off it
Cat: no, you've always been like that
Dexter Fong: Sure, but You might have been dreaming
Dexter Fong: of ecletric sheep
Dexter Fong: Ok =) Night then
Merlyn: nite
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "12:05 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Cat - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Compañero Señor Dave Yämamøto
Dexter Fong
Dictum Done
Dr. Headphones
Saddam A Go-Go Yämamøto
Woody One
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