A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 04, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:02 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: I might be late tonight, MarsCon (see www.marscon.org) is this weekend.
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 8:03 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Harry Cox, Jr.', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:51 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads doctec inside, makes a note of the time (8:51 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
doctec: hey harry
doctec: i am still at the office
Harry Cox, Jr.: You can never trust those aliens, Merlyn.......
doctec: i am meeting lili for a late dinner in about a half hour
doctec: so i expect i will not be back into the chat session until around 10:30 or 11
doctec: hope someone is still around then
||||||||| At 8:53 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Harry Cox, Jr.!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
doctec: take care, i'll be checking in later
doctec: ttfn
||||||||| At 8:53 PM, doctec runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 04, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:07 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Dr. Headphones: i'm the only one here? wellll, at least if i talk it will be to someone intelligent ;)
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
ah,clem: hi Ken
Dr. Headphones: ah, clem. good to see you (or at least your black on gray writing)
ah,clem: replay delayed, had a server crash,
Dr. Headphones: those pesky crashes....
ah,clem: but as you said, not one of your favourites anyway
Dr. Headphones: send it to the body shop, a little hammering and bondo, new coat of paint, be good as new :)
Dr. Headphones: what's on the schedule? and i don't know how to put the banner at the top, i think he said it's in the FAQ if you want to try
ah,clem: sad thing it is still in the shop, guess the still do not have it quite right.
ah,clem: I can do banner if I can start server, big if.
ah,clem: server is in Michigan
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:13 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from Billville."
Dexter Fong: Herro
ah,clem: hi Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi ah and Kend^
ah,clem: odd to see a slow start on the rising of the moon
Dexter Fong: or :Hi Kend^ and Ah
Dr. Headphones: howdy, pardner dextroamphetamine
ah,clem: Ah, yes
Dexter Fong: Speedy reply
Dexter Fong: You've been to one of those Methodist labs haven't you Ken?
ah,clem: good spelling too.
ah,clem: but he is a Dr.
Dr. Headphones: clem, those remote controls are tricky. try moving the joystick just a little bit to the left. no, not that far, yeah, that's right. now hit the "A" and "B" buttons simultaneously. there, you've blown up the alien ship :)
Dexter Fong: Good penmanship too
Dr. Headphones: last time i was in a lab was in college chem 101, had to titrate and i didn't like it a bit.
Dexter Fong: You rated tits?
Dexter Fong: Betcha you got a DD
Dr. Headphones: well, they are all winners to me :)
ah,clem: LOL dex
Dexter Fong: Marked on a curve, ah yes
Dexter Fong: Rated breast in class
Dr. Headphones: and some are curvier than others!
ah,clem: just a little squeeze
Dr. Headphones: no, squeeze the WHEEZE!
||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "stephnfosterkane-klok should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as stephnfosterkane-klok enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong: Saw a tv show the other night."Myth Busters" testing whether implants would implode or explode under high/low atmospheric conditions
Dr. Headphones: ah, so, meester klok
stephnfosterkane-klok: well, where's B-e-B and MrMuckle??
Dexter Fong: Hey Dawg
stephnfosterkane-klok: hi folks
ah,clem: hi klok
Dr. Headphones: i watch myth-busters (those busts again?) sometimes, quite interesting
stephnfosterkane-klok: didja see? I found 'em both and connected 'em and nary a word. hmmpf!
Dexter Fong: Hi! I'm Myth Buster, I'm a model for Victorians Secrets
Dexter Fong: I saw Klok...good work
stephnfosterkane-klok is still trying to find a repeat of When Cars Attack
Dr. Headphones: well, klok, most good deeds get punished in due course
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, I'm sure Scott Ritter thinks so
Dexter Fong: Dew tell
stephnfosterkane-klok: I'm sure Joe Wilson thinks so.
Dr. Headphones: i watched some b-movie the other night about guy who went back to 13th cent. england with chainsaw and shotgun in his 68 buick
Dexter Fong: Musta had a hard time getting high-test
ah,clem: now that sounds like fun, Ken
stephnfosterkane-klok: i wonder if folks in the military and CIA and State are going to leak stuff the whole election season
Dexter Fong: Was it a Buick (13th) Century?
stephnfosterkane-klok: that wasn't another AOL ad?
Dr. Headphones: it was, clem, quite amusing. and the girlfriend in her open bodiced dress was cute :) damn, breasts keep popping up here, don't they?
ah,clem: take some gas and a few boxes of shells,
Dexter Fong: And call the night in the morning
||||||||| regnadkcin sneaks in around 9:24 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
ah,clem: and squeeze something
Dr. Headphones: clam shells and scallop shells were abundant on the coast there
Dr. Headphones: hi reggie
Dexter Fong: High Reg
stephnfosterkane-klok: nice to have had PA last week, eh?
stephnfosterkane-klok: hello nick
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
stephnfosterkane-klok: evening, E
ah,clem: hi E
Dr. Headphones: hey, e!
Dexter Fong: Klok: I thought it most interesting, his question, and fiendishly clever too...make us all re-listen to last three albums
Dr. Headphones: anyone hungry? http://www.dcothai.com/food/insects.htm
regnadkcin: !melC iH
ah,clem: hi Nick
Dexter Fong: Hi E
regnadkcin: rrrg
stephnfosterkane-klok: ah, they're just after more royalties...
Elayne: No thanks, Dr H, I'm holding out for the giant crabs.
Dr. Headphones: uh, reggie, because of your choice of names, everything you type will be backwards. at least i think that's how merl set it up
stephnfosterkane-klok: i see they finally caught queen beatrice and the jack of hearts and...
Elayne: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/28/wcrab28.xml&sSheet=/portal/2004/02/28/ixportal.html
regnadkcin: EGAd!
Dr. Headphones: e: i never had the crabs, but friend did. not pleasant experience
Elayne: Great with butter and lemon, though.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Freq Man', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: looC yldieW
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, and i think it turns on the CAPS LOK
stephnfosterkane-klok: wow, long time no ocean Freq!!
Dexter Fong: Hey Freq...A blast from the past
Elayne: Hi Freq!
ah,clem: I did once, but that was because a friend did, LOL
Dr. Headphones: giant 25 pound crabs attack norway! i read it in the toilet!
Dr. Headphones: hi, freq, good to see you here
Freq Man: I passed no blast... must be el gato
Dexter Fong: or maybe Gelato
Dr. Headphones: what's the cat have to do with it?
stephnfosterkane-klok: they're all in Iraq right now, Freq
Elayne: Forget Norway! Come to Kenya! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/
Freq Man: That's aTina Turner song, ain't it?
ah,clem: if you squeeze her you will find out, Ken
stephnfosterkane-klok: strange that "they're all in Korea" might once again be relevant...
regnadkcin: ROTFL
ah,clem: (don't squeeze the fox)
Dexter Fong: LFTOR
Dexter Fong holds a mirror to reality
Freq Man: nice to be back...
regnadkcin: this aint easy
stephnfosterkane-klok: Lifitor! Yikes! I forgot. I have to go ask a doctor about a purple pill called...oh my, I can't remember. Oh well, how many purple pills can there be, said Alice.
Dr. Headphones: ok, i'm dense, took me almost 2 complete viewings to realize that one ws endless loop
Dexter Fong: Reg: Are you having to type everything backwards
ah,clem: change your nick, Nick, they got the obvious joke.
Elayne: If Alice doesn't know, I suppose we shouldn't ask her.
Elayne: Sorry Dr. H, I should have warned you. :)
regnadkcin: this aint easy
Freq Man: Which is the pill for memory...
stephnfosterkane-klok: nick - look, just re-login as MrRegnad-Kcin and maybe the chattlel won't notice
Dexter Fong: I forgot
Elayne: I think the Doctor has it, Doctor what's-his-name... uh...
Dr. Headphones: reggie, might be easier to go out, sign in again under slightly different name? no pressure, i can read backwards if you want me to
Dexter Fong: Doctor Mammary?
Elayne: No, that's Janet Jackson.
Elayne: I'd be pretty surprised if she hasn't had them doctored.
Dr. Headphones: she's not a doctor, but i'd let her play one on MY tv :)
regnadkcin: I look like a fool
Freq Man: He'll be gland to see ya...
stephnfosterkane-klok: speaking of which, maybe Robin knows: why in UK do they use the form, "Mister Kerry Packer" -- is that some kind of honorific?
Dexter Fong: You can call her a lotta things but you doesn't have to call her JJ
ah,clem: there is another tit joke, I knew the moon would have that type of effect.
Elayne: Oh Dex, can we mayhap meet up sometime next week?
Elayne: For the usual?
Dexter Fong: E: I'll have to get things rolling (nudge, nudge) but will call you soonest
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'WarpedOne', just granted probation at 9:32 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
WarpedOne )
stephnfosterkane-klok: the moon isn't until Sat.
Elayne: Okie-doke. I won't be in on Wednesday (that's INS-- I mean, BCIS Day) but I'm there the rest of the week.
Freq Man: I'm buckin' for the booby prize...
Dexter Fong: Warp: Drive, he said
ah,clem: LOL
Elayne: Wednesday we go for what I hope is our last interview so Robin can finally get his green card.
stephnfosterkane-klok: but...but...he's from OLD EUROPE!
WarpedOne: lol.. caught be by surprise
Dr. Headphones: hey warp!
Freq Man: Conga Wines... the bottle you can't keep down.
Dexter Fong: E: JUst tell Robin to remember, Ben Franklin was the only President that was *never* president
Elayne: Yeah klok, but that's the part of Old Europe that still likes us, barely...
stephnfosterkane-klok: welcome warp1
Freq Man: Hamilton too...
Dr. Headphones: i think i have some red cards and some blue cards, but they have these pretty shapes and faces on the backs that tend to lose me money when i handle them
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:34 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Merlyn: hello
Elayne: 'S okay Dex, he has no intention of becoming a US citizen, he just wants to have some sort of permanent ID so he can finally renew his passport.
Dexter Fong: Hi Merl
Elayne: As long as he needs to use his passport for ID he can't send it to the British Embassy in Washington to renew.
Dr. Headphones: mr. merlyn, aloha
stephnfosterkane-klok: no part of Old Europe likes us. There's evidence that Tony Blair is a space alien and the rest of the population is/was dead-set against war
Elayne: Hey Merlyn!
stephnfosterkane-klok: they just got Diebold to rig the voting machines
Elayne: And of course we can't travel out of the country at all until his passport is renewed and his green card okay.
Freq Man: A space alien... hmmm that explains a lot
Dr. Headphones: sounds like a good reason for road trip to london :)
Dr. Headphones: oh wait, the road does NOT go to london
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, and they're controlling Bush, too
Dexter Fong goes in search of a rat-hole filled with pickles...or is it bottles and Catherwood's copious drink tray
Elayne: Oh, did y'all see my Silly Site today? Weirdly cool: http://www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
Freq Man: Only nice dictators can play with oil...
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken - you got it. all roads lead to Amber
Elayne: Running out of Silly Sites, so please keep submitting ideas!
Merlyn: yeah, bergman showed me that site
Elayne: Samorost was very neat, it took me almost an hour to figure it out.
Elayne: Unlike Myst, which I still haven't figured out.
Dr. Headphones: e: i've been there before, never quite did grasp the concept
Elayne: Did he refer you to any other sites that you can recall, Merlyn?
Elayne: Dr H, you just have to figure out in what order to click on things to move to the next screen.
Dr. Headphones: e: here's one that's about spielburg (in part). you have to understand grand rapids is VERY conservative town: http://www.mlive.com/news/grpress/index.ssf?/base/news-13/1078415574236460.xml
Elayne: The one I can't figure out is Pantry: http://www.jimmy-k.com/amanita/www/playgrounds/1spiska.swf
Elayne: That's more "weird news" than "silly site" but I like the article, Dr. H :)
Merlyn: no, E
Dr. Headphones: WTF? ghostly pigs jumping from a dish of potatoes?
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| regnadkcin - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Regnad: daed
WarpedOne: achooo
Dr. Headphones: alas, poor reggie....
stephnfosterkane-klok: it's in the GARLIC, Ken
stephnfosterkane-klok: he went willingly?
Freq Man: That was a spectoral swine wasn't it... hmmm
Dexter Fong: Protoplasmic Porcine?
Dr. Headphones: i had some nicely crushed garlic in tonight's meatloaf :) together with garlic bread (whole wheat) so the vampires should leave me alone
ah,clem: ...
stephnfosterkane-klok must attend to some gear downstairs for awhile, back eventually but I'm going parenthetical now for a half-hour or so)
ah,clem: was fading
Dexter Fong: Another busted Myth Ken: Italian Vampires don't care
||||||||| Charles Foster Dudley enters at 9:42 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Charles Foster Dudley: G'day Y'all!
Dr. Headphones: mr. dudley is here, rejoice!
ah,clem: hi
Dexter Fong: Hey Du: How's the PigNut bizz?
Charles Foster Dudley: Dr. H ltns!
Freq Man: a randy rutabega
WarpedOne: gday sir
Elayne: Hey CFD!
Charles Foster Dudley: Sure Ah Clem and you?
Charles Foster Dudley: E!
Dr. Headphones: no rutabagas for me, please
Charles Foster Dudley: WO?
WarpedOne: gas?
ah,clem: getting there, Chas
Dexter Fong: ...and check the windshield
Charles Foster Dudley: Kewl clem!
Dr. Headphones: no gas now, had it over weekend. two day burrito binge with LOTS of refried beans
ah,clem: takes time, and practice
WarpedOne: and a quart low on oil
Dexter Fong: TMI Ken
Charles Foster Dudley: Thats what truns me on Dex a clean windsheild, a shoe shine and powerful gasoline!
ah,clem: have an oiled beer...
Freq Man: 30W?
Dexter Fong: Slowly he truns
Dr. Headphones: TMI= three mile island?
Dr. Headphones: or 2much info?
Charles Foster Dudley: Pig oil beer clem yummy!
Freq Man: sept by sept
WarpedOne: 3 in 1
Dexter Fong: The answer is yes, Ken
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:45 PM and late as usual, it's Rotonoto, just back from Billville."
Dexter Fong: Freq: =))
Dr. Headphones: the holy trinity! all hail the holy ghost!
Charles Foster Dudley: Hey Rot!
Dr. Headphones: roto arrive in blaze of gunpowder
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto, Mountain skis no longer level
Rotonoto: or at least hail a cab for me...
Charles Foster Dudley: Hail and Rain forever!
Rotonoto: yes, barrel of deadly agiomoto went off at end of meal
Dr. Headphones: or is that blazing saddles and gunsmoke?
Freq Man: all hail the holy cab
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto, ret a smire be you umblerra
Dr. Headphones: you get your teeth wet that way ;)
Dexter Fong: ...and a wet tooth is a healthy tooth
Rotonoto: you bet, young guy- we still picking bits of eel off of walls and ceiling
Freq Man: not soggy though...
Dexter Fong: Eelsy for you to say Roto
Freq Man: I couldn't even READ that right the first two times, let alone say it...
Dr. Headphones: off on a tangent, but did everyone hear that mickey d's is halting the super-sized meal?
Charles Foster Dudley: Where speedy cruiser boat Roto?
Dexter Fong: Forget about it half-pint
Freq Man: Yes... it's so they can make more money... for all the people used to the large portions, now they must order TWO large fries... mwa ha ha ha
Rotonoto: yes, doctor phones, bad press for months make them choose path of food repentance
ah,clem: folow the money trail
WarpedOne: and 3 bigmacs
Freq Man: I'll take two flies with anchovie eyes please
Dr. Headphones: gimme two. sorry, only one per customer....
Rotonoto: mickey-D responsible for all fatties he create!
Charles Foster Dudley: They never come up into the hills!
Freq Man: you again?
Dr. Headphones: not available in sector "r" after dark
Dexter Fong: Tubs 'o slaw, no more..only got cups now
Elayne: Sorry, I was off playing the Samorost thing again. Hi Roto!
Freq Man: but they're really GREAT cups\
Dexter Fong: Gimme DD cup 'o slaw
Elayne: Why, thank you Freq!
Rotonoto: slaw shortage currently because coleslaw wrestling is displacing jello or mud wrestling
Rotonoto: hi elayne
Dr. Headphones: same-sex marriage is STILL against the slaw!
Dexter Fong: Wisconsin is capital of Coleslaw wrestling
Rotonoto: er, Elayne (Roto blush)
ah,clem: if you just buy a few items from the dollar menu, yu can stuff yourself at McD's
Dexter Fong: DH: And against the grain
Freq Man: Somebody's got to wrangle those uppity Coleslaws...
ah,clem: eaper than the "big meals"
WarpedOne: just don't put the coffee between yer legs
Dexter Fong: Coleslaw Younger just rode into town, sheriff
ah,clem: cheaper
Dr. Headphones: warp: i like hot stuff there, but not like that ;)
Rotonoto: yah, and from expression on McD servers' faces when I order dollar items, I can just hear them saying "there goes my profit sharing" (not!)
Dr. Headphones: roto: never order fries or coke, they won't make anything. those are the real money-makers in fast food
Dexter Fong: McD got a whole crop of sharers
ah,clem :)
WarpedOne: weell there is a numbing sensation
Rotonoto: watcha ya gonna DO sherriff?
Freq Man: So has anyone thought about the possibility that hate-groups could use the licenses in the public records to track down married same-sex couples to harrass them?
Dexter Fong: I'm gonna go out there and k k k curse 'em
ah,clem: wait for Deputy Dan,
Dr. Headphones: freq: i sure won't. let 'em do what they want as long as they don't hurt me, my family, my friends, or my property
WarpedOne: dont have to go that far
Rotonoto: Rich: or worse...
Charles Foster Dudley: Whoopi Goldburg work cheap too!
Dexter Fong: Freq: Sounds like a plan...when do we start
Freq Man: Yeah ha... that'll teach 'em...
Charles Foster Dudley: Deputy Dan will find us it will be alright
Dexter Fong: Deputy Dan Rather saying, good news and good night
Dr. Headphones: i hope someone makes a campaign issue of cheney's lesbian daughter!
Rotonoto: if found self in closet, Roto would stay there, say "whodat say 'whodat' when I say whodat"
Charles Foster Dudley: Shes making an issues oput of it!
Dr. Headphones: lol, roto!
WarpedOne: Dan Rather is a transvestire
Freq Man: who dat
WarpedOne: transvestite too
Charles Foster Dudley: No Dans a fascist!
Rotonoto: oh, dat my cousin mickey D
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter Fong: Dan Rather is a steel-belted transvest-tire
WarpedOne: what's the frequency kenny?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bb
Dr. Headphones: dan's from texas, leave him alone! i have his commentary to look forward to on erection, er, election night
Freq Man: Every good conservative politician should have a suitably deviant offspring...
Dr. Headphones: hey bun
Charles Foster Dudley: IOs that Bob Bunny?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dave inside, makes a note of the time (9:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: quiet gays are the best kind, it is not an avocation, but a personal choice.
Dexter Fong: Bob's your uncle, that Bunny
Dexter Fong: Hi Dave
Charles Foster Dudley: Dave's not here ...
WarpedOne: Dan's from Texas?
Elayne: Hi Dave!
WarpedOne: didn't know that
Charles Foster Dudley: Ah Uncle Bunny ...
Dexter Fong: Warp: Yes, from Tx
Freq Man: Homer Simpson said something like... He likes his beer cold, his doughnuts sprinkled, and his homosexuals FLAMING!
ah,clem: and many of them are, hate it when they make an issue of it.
Dr. Headphones: hi dave
WarpedOne: only steers and queers come from Texas!
Rotonoto: open the pod bay door, Dave
ah,clem: well we all know Homer has his own problems.
Dexter Fong: All my Ex's live in Texas
Freq Man: but not queer steers... we'll not openly queer...
Charles Foster Dudley: All my X's live in Tezas
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Charles Foster Dudley: Yours too Dex Bummer!
Dave: hey folks, really I got a paper to be writing, so I just thought I'd make a two-second appearance, forward in to the past for me now, see ya
||||||||| At 10:01 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: Dex Fong..not Dex Bummer =)
Dr. Headphones: all my w's are from texas
WarpedOne: no offense to those of you from texas....
Bunnyboy: Listening to IMMORTALITY, for the first time in awhile.
ah,clem: hi and Bye Dave
Freq Man: Most of my X's live in Connecticut, but one moved to Austin recently...
Dexter Fong: DH: Y
WarpedOne: gnit Dave
Dr. Headphones: texas is a nice state, they just produce some "strange" politicos
Rotonoto: don't forget to proofread, Dave
Merlyn: bye dave
Charles Foster Dudley: Actually all my X's are in Florida trapped deep down in the soft underbelly of the Bush Brothers banana Republic ...
Freq Man: no joke in that... just stream of consciousness...
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Were you here for Austin last week?
WarpedOne: lol
Elayne: Wow, that was quick...
Bunnyboy: Gotta pass an amendment, to keep the cows from cows, and bulls from bulls.
WarpedOne: I thought that was Haiti
Dr. Headphones: austin's in texas. so is dallas and san antonio
Dexter Fong: How quick was it?
Bunnyboy: Dex: Yeah, just a liddle bit.
Dexter Fong: Have relistened to Bride, twice since..what a festival of references...amazing
Dr. Headphones: festival? hmmm, that's a word i would never have used for it.
Freq Man: Yeah, and while we're at it, we should pass an ammendment that all humans MUST breath air, and no body should try to crap out of their mouths...
Rotonoto: festivus?
WarpedOne: a rainbow?
Bunnyboy: "You've been GAMING again, haven't you?"
Charles Foster Dudley: Fester?
Dr. Headphones: i say, love it or leave with it!
Freq Man: I say turn it on the politicos...
Dexter Fong: Or leave it at home
Rotonoto: supervisor babelizer will have your job for this!
Bunnyboy: Latest cross-addiction: Heroclix. Pity me!
Charles Foster Dudley: but it's Pixie Sticks ...
ah,clem: server off line, no SkyBird tonight, sorry
Elayne: Oh dear, sorry about that addiction Bunnyboy, you have my sympathies.
Bunnyboy: I hate Weasels to Piecels!
Freq Man: Government arranged marriages might be the answer...
Dexter Fong: Those Pixies will stick with you thru hell or soft=water
Dr. Headphones: people are marrying pixie stix? oh the SHAME of it!
Elayne: Ah, I was wondering what was up, ah clem, thanks for explaining.
ah,clem: next week I hope
Freq Man: The sad part is... they don't usually last the first night... (sigh)
Rotonoto: we have soft water here- I will check...
Charles Foster Dudley: Don't you trust her cause then she'll want to see yours!
ah,clem: still tying, bt had a crash in MI.
Freq Man: I will check in the mail.
WarpedOne: me too Clem
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto, Mr. corrigan not make water soft any more
Dr. Headphones: my water softener is slowly filling up with water in the salt tank. i have to bail it out every few days so it won't run over. there is a float in there that seems to be non-functional.
Charles Foster Dudley: I cracch in Mi everynight in facct I die every night ...
Bunnyboy: Elayne: I went to Emerald Comic Con last weekend. Fun, but with them concrete floors, I contracted a serious case of CB (Con Butt).
Freq Man: Dr. H... so it's a sink now... (not a float)
Dr. Headphones: and you're resurrected in the morning. PRAISE JEEEEESUS!
||||||||| Outside, the 10:07 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bambi coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah,clem: ouch
Rotonoto: mother nature makes our well water soft at no charge and no messy chemicals
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I Ccc
Elayne: Bunnyboy, you didn't run into Laura Gjovaag and her sister by any chance, did you?
Elayne: Hi Bambi!
Dr. Headphones: lol, freq, that explains it, thanks!
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Bunnyboy: Elayne: Alas, no. Sorry.
Dr. Headphones: hey miz bambi
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
WarpedOne: winks at Bambi
Bambi: ah,clem :)
Bambi: Ken
Charles Foster Dudley: Hi Bambi?
Bunnyboy: lo Bambi
ah,clem: hi Bam
Dr. Headphones: e: is that a name or a disease? "i've got terminal gjovaagitis"
Bambi: Hi Warp
Bambi: Hi Dex, Freq, BB, and Merlyn and Klok who are away ;)
Freq Man: I've got mesosleepyoma
Dexter Fong: No DH: It's a railroad station in Romania
Bunnyboy: A strain of Glovner's.
WarpedOne: yeah, if air travel is so safe, why do they call it a terminal
Bambi: so what's up this fine evening
Dr. Headphones: freq: take two aspirins and call me irresponsible
Elayne: Hello WarpedOne!
ah,clem: and why do they insist you "get on the plane" not me , I get in the plane.
Dr. Headphones: warp: air travel is safe, it's those x-ray techs with iq's like room temperature you have to watch out for
Charles Foster Dudley: I wouldn't touch that line with a fork Bam!
Freq Man: What did mankind do without aspirin... it probably involved alcohol...
WarpedOne: now I know why it's called a boreding pass, too
Bambi: or would that be whats'up these days ... or is that just too 20th century ;)
Dr. Headphones: freq: they chewed willow bark. elementary, my dear watson
ah,clem: a fork would be safer than touching it,
Dexter Fong: Whaazz real these days
Charles Foster Dudley: Wasreal
Bambi: hi CharlesFD
Freq Man: Most of us are taking the 20th century with us... at least until 2040 or so...
Charles Foster Dudley: I'm having a deja vu all over again Dex ...
Bunnyboy: More digital timewasters: King County's (Seattle's) Comcast customers now have Video On Demand. Ever so slightly Buck Rogers...
ah,clem: what it is?
Dr. Headphones: reminds me of the waiter and the spoon joke
Bambi: glad to hear it Freq :)
Charles Foster Dudley: Yes I am Bambi and you?
Dexter Fong: CFD: JUst keep your thumb on the cue card
Freq Man: If you do the same thing every day... every week... every month... is deja vu really so special?
Charles Foster Dudley: Oh I see and I'll never get lost thanx Dex!
Bambi: got my fresh brewed coffee right here ... to hear everyone today ... that would be a drug too
ah,clem: only in your derams, Freq
Dexter Fong: Bambi: But what about tommorow?
Freq Man: how about my sdrams?
Dr. Headphones: bambi: folger's starring on my desk also :)
Bunnyboy: When your memory is evicted, you're derammed.
Bambi: not sure Dex ... guess we'll have to wait and see
Dr. Headphones: ddrams (there's that breast reference again!)
ah,clem: if it has eyes, put down the pipe, Ken
Bambi: good coffee right Ken?
Dexter Fong: DH: =))
Bunnyboy: Gimme two!
Freq Man: but don't smoke it
WarpedOne: the one sold by the evil witch
Freq Man: smoking coffee with eyes can kill you
Charles Foster Dudley: You know this reminds me very little of a time in the Estonian mountains: I was but a mere pratt then ...
Bunnyboy: No, that's potatoes. Or anchovies.
ah,clem: yes, yes it could, unless anhovie eyes,
Dexter Fong: Hope you didn't fall CFD
Freq Man: but only if you have heat vision...
Bambi: folgers is good coffee especially my favorite Columbian
Rotonoto: 50% folger's columbian, 50% expresso roast- mmmmm! And make Roto bounce off of walls and ceiling.
Dr. Headphones: two eyes, one cup, no pipe (how's that for a progression?)
Charles Foster Dudley: Snorting whiskey and drinking cocaine ... Pat Travers Band ...
Bambi: hi Roto!
Freq Man: D H... I'll take three!
Bambi: missed you too on the hellos
Dr. Headphones: cfd: been there, done that, don't remember most of it
ah,clem: not bad ken, got it.
Freq Man: The next thing you know... ITS MORNING!
ah,clem: hi r dave
Rotonoto: hi Bambi! Roto perky 2nite without expresso boost
Bambi: cool, natural high ... best kind
Dexter Fong: U.S. Plus...We invented the idea of waking up
Freq Man: running on the after burn...
Charles Foster Dudley: It will clear up your sinuses Dr. H! Just lay out a ccouple lines of ole Jack Daniels and ...
Rotonoto: maybe it was the excellent Indian food at lunch today?
Dr. Headphones: i have some bourbon (not jack) but haven't opened it for over a year.
Freq Man: What... fry bread?
ah,clem: it does that Dave
Charles Foster Dudley: Heap good Indain food Roto?
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto! You having Samosa?
WarpedOne: that's nuthin without the coke chaser
Elayne: I'm afraid I'm cutting out, folks, I just don't have the concentration tonight...
Elayne: Next week, all!
||||||||| Elayne runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 10:18 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
ah,clem: bye El, good to see ya,
Charles Foster Dudley: Later E!
Freq Man: nightynight
Bambi: we had two sick computer house calls today ... hope it's not catching ... would be terrible to catch that after we fixed 'em
Bunnyboy: nite El!
Rotonoto: well, you still win 500 dollars and here's a copy of our home edition for you and your family to play...
Bambi: see ya Elayne!
Bambi: darn missed her
Dr. Headphones: basmati vinegar and balsamic rice!
Dexter Fong: Will call you E
Rotonoto: (bye E)
ah,clem: we all missed her, parted quickly
Dexter Fong: Ran out the back door
Dr. Headphones: i used to part my hair but that was a LONG time ago
Bambi smiles
Freq Man: misting is such sweet parting
ah,clem: yup
Bunnyboy: My hair parted without me.
Dexter Fong afk for a short spell
Rotonoto: well, she can read the transcripts later in stunned bemusement, just as we all do...
Bambi: but of course :)
ah,clem: right
Charles Foster Dudley: I guess I should get back and finish my advertising for the mag?
Rotonoto: I can't believe most of the stuff I write
Dr. Headphones: you know there are people who "lurk" here? on the main page you can read the log in real time without signing in. i wish they would just come on down and spin the wheel with the rest of us and bob barker
Bambi: nah, it will still be there
Rotonoto: yet strangely, I do have a small following
ah,clem: it is scary at times Roto
Charles Foster Dudley: Keep'em flying Y'all! http://issuesandalibis.org
Dr. Headphones: cfd: do what you think is right for the moment
WarpedOne: yeah comon down!
Freq Man: following?
Bambi: Roto ... certain fun reading
Bunnyboy: I got some myoozik to do, grubs and beddy bed. Nite, y'all!
||||||||| Charles Foster Dudley rushes off, saying "10:21 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bambi: night CharlesFD :)
Dr. Headphones: bye, bun
ah,clem: still no server pings bambi, "it's dead"
Bambi: night BB have a good one
Rotonoto: ya has ta has a sense of humor to follow my ramblings
Dr. Headphones: i missed e's exit and cfd's, at least i got buns (and i'm sittin' on 'em)
Bambi: guess Charlie couldn't get Dan up :(
ah,clem: yea, Bam,tomorrow will be beeing the next day.
WarpedOne: no comment
||||||||| "10:23 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bunnyboy, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Bambi: he sleeps hard once he gets to sleep ... and Charlie couldn't go back to the office
Dexter Fong: Hey the party's pooping out on me
Dr. Headphones: dex: i hope they all use charmin
Dexter Fong: Charmed I'm sure
Bambi: lol
WarpedOne: sprays some lysol
Dexter Fong: Sprays some crops
Rotonoto: like little flower, my terrific feeling for it...
Dr. Headphones: kills germs AND germans!
Freq Man: The board now recognizes the charmin
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 10:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dr. Headphones: hola, bubba!
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Bambi: hi Bubba
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto! Use same old line..Little Lotus Brossom not fall for that anymore
Rotonoto: hey waidaminnit- they're still allies, aren't they?
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
ah,clem: hi Bub
Bambi: is anyone following the SCO fiasco?
Dexter Fong: SCO?
Bubba's Brain: Freq, just don't squeeze the Chairman!
Rotonoto: consciousness of Bubba bubbles to surface, pops like little bubble
WarpedOne: lol poor Autozone
Dr. Headphones: yeah, those southern california orphans are having a hard time of it
Bubba's Brain: Haven't heard the latest, Bam.
Rotonoto: yes, the evil SCO
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto! Very metaphsicar
WarpedOne: what do SCO have against cars!?
Rotonoto: arch-nemisis of 21st century computer world
Bambi: the usurpers
Dr. Headphones: i had an uncle arch once but he died
Dexter Fong: Give it back...gice it all back
Dexter Fong: give
Rotonoto: Linuxen hiss at their woebegone president of harassing lawsuits like Snidely Whiplash, but with much more spirit
Dexter Fong: Arch 'obbler?
WarpedOne: SCO should put down that pickle
Bambi: yeah, the bunch of greedy buggers who want most of everything...before it's even proven they have anything. hmmm.
Dexter Fong: ..and pick up that Gherkin
Rotonoto: arch-goober of demented lawsuits
Dr. Headphones: it's the american way. sue first, establish the facts later
Dexter Fong: I have law suits against everybody and everything, just on spec
Bubba's Brain: You can't have everything... where would you put it?
ah,clem: yes sad, ken
Bambi: and they are worried about real businesses ruining the ecomony ... they should wake up and smell what they are ... oh, nevermind
Dexter Fong: Bambi: What is SCO?
WarpedOne: n1 bubba
Rotonoto: farm out everything and just collect rent and royalties on it all
WarpedOne: Super Caster Oil
Dr. Headphones: ant farming! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040303/sc_nm/science_ants_dc_1
Dexter Fong: Roto: I collected 3 Knighthoods and a Dukedom
Bambi: they are the ones who purchased certain intellectual property from Novell for the UNIX System V operating system.
Rotonoto: oooh, Dex- you some atomic guy!
Dr. Headphones: it's santa cruz something or other, used to be bigwigs in the unix world
Dexter Fong: Roto: YOu Teller me?
Bambi: and now claim that Linux, BDS, IBM, et al are stealing 30 year old code that isn't worth the paper it was written on.
Bambi: well, they are not the Santa Cruz people either .. they bought that too
Rotonoto: Roto geiger counter says four geigers and a dukedom
WarpedOne: claining it is intellectual property
Bubba's Brain: Code written on paper?....?
Dexter Fong: Kids, tell your parents to send away now for SCO de-coder ring, get those 30 year old secret Ovaltine recipes
Bambi: ok, printed on ;)
Rotonoto: they not sure about one of the geigers, however
Dexter Fong: Roto: Trade you one Dukedom for a Rod Geiger
Bambi: there is a MS rat in there somewhere too ... you can bet on it.
Bubba's Brain: Code isn't much good on paper (written or printed)....
WarpedOne: you are correct Bambi
Dr. Headphones: they are ALL rats in redmond. it's just a question of which type
Dexter Fong: Put the MS rat in the Longhorn Picklejar
Rotonoto: done! remember to include all vassals with dukedom, and token number of courtiers
Bubba's Brain: MS Rat v 2.0....
Freq Man: Sorry folks... i'm feeling kinda woozie... everyone in the house has gotten some kind of stomach virus... I'm hoping it's not my turn... 'cause I've got auditions tomorrow and Saturday and a show on Sunday... what wonderful timing! Anyhow, I think I'm off to get some rest.
Dr. Headphones: i want the wenches, roto!
WarpedOne: small and limp
Bambi: over 90 percent market share is never enough for MS
Dr. Headphones: freq: get better and come back when you can
Dexter Fong: Night Freq Man
Rotonoto: ok doctor head, you get controlling interest in all wenches
Bambi: no! sorry to hear that Freq ... rest well ... hope you don't get sick!
Bubba's Brain: Too much is never enough.
WarpedOne: gnite
Bambi: good luck on the auditions
Rotonoto: nite freq
Bubba's Brain: Doodle Doodle Dee. Wubba Wubba Wubba.
WarpedOne: they droppin like flies tonight!
Dr. Headphones: hey! i said wenches, you gave me a 3/4" open end WRENCH
ah,clem: night Freq
Dexter Fong: I wanna Hex head wench
stephnfosterkane-klok: hi freq. bye freq!
Freq Man: Take care, share, be aware and not square!
Bubba's Brain: or dollopin' like fries....
Bambi: Ken ... you didn't ask for wrenches from AutoZone?
WarpedOne: no it was an 11/16ths
Dexter Fong: Witch one you might ask?
Rotonoto: oh, details, details- Roto give you bonus bucks to use at next festivus
Bubba's Brain: nite freq.
Bambi: you too Freq
Rotonoto: no, dat wenches at auto zone
stephnfosterkane-klok: no muckle, no BeB, eh?
Bambi: hey Klok
Dr. Headphones: i am not now and have never been an autozone! i'm strictly manual
Dexter Fong: WB Klok
stephnfosterkane-klok: hey, Bambi
Dr. Headphones: nope, klok, not as of yet. but we're still "wishin' and hopin'"
ah,clem fading fast too, see you all next week, sorry no feed tonight, but maybe next week.
Rotonoto: so did anyone complete their list of 3 best-developed characters from the 'Rhino trio'?
Dexter Fong: Night Ah, and "Good Reception"
Bubba's Brain: There's a signpost up ahead. You are about to enter the Auto Zone.....
stephnfosterkane-klok: skybird interesting site, clem
stephnfosterkane-klok: darn! we had homework?
WarpedOne: yup, I'm gonna go horizontal, too
Bambi: not this week ... :(
Dr. Headphones: bye bye, clem, see ya on flip side
Dexter Fong: Roto: I must say, I didn't really understand quite what Phil A was looking for
ah,clem: we but alot into it pls listen on friday for fnl,
Dr. Headphones: ta ta for now, warpie
Bambi: night clem...see ya soon :)
stephnfosterkane-klok: nite clem, warp1
Bubba's Brain: nite clem
Rotonoto: nite clem
Dexter Fong: Night WO
Bambi: thanks Klok ... it was my first attempt at a website a few years ago
WarpedOne: I'll be baaaaack
Bambi: besides my homepage
ah,clem: night all, and thanks for all the fish.
Rotonoto: mister ah clem, up against the wall at the hospitality shelter...
Bubba's Brain: 42
Dexter Fong: Mr. Ah Clem, step away from the courtesy phone
Bambi: LOL
Bambi: you leaving warp?
Rotonoto: oooh, satellite courtesy phone link to russian missile from hospitality shelter
stephnfosterkane-klok: clem! move away from the white courtesy zone! don't go into the light!
Dr. Headphones: the white auto zone is for loading and unloading only
Bambi: hey, how come they get a satellite link?
Dexter Fong: Do not go gentile into that white Knight
Rotonoto: if you mess with doctor mem... mem... anyway don't mess with courtesy phones- deputy dan will find you
Bubba's Brain: a chain is only as strong as the weakest satellite link...
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, you'll get Rooked
Dexter Fong: Stop at Bubby's House of Bris
Bambi: klok ... I told clem ... he is still laughing ... he said the white zone has always been for parking, the yellow zone is for loading and unloading
Bambi smiles
Bubba's Brain: The white zone is for getting loaded...
Rotonoto: ah, in obvious question lie subtle mystery- tracking missile home on satellite phone beam to hospitality shelter
Dexter Fong Enters handicap parking area still looking for Catherwood's copius tray of drinks
stephnfosterkane-klok doesn't like airports...
Bambi: lol
Dr. Headphones: different subject: did everyone watch "the day the earth stood still" on AMC last night? i happened on it by chance. love aunt bea in it :)
Rotonoto: oh, Roto not like airport, airplane, or no parking zone!
Dr. Headphones: i missed "war of the worlds" right before it. damn!
Bubba's Brain says "Klaatu verata nicko."
stephnfosterkane-klok: I can tell you what happened, Ken, if you like
Bambi: I missed it!
Dr. Headphones: oops, maybe was tuesday night. the days all seem to run together like that cake in the rain in that richard harris song.....
Rotonoto: is that the one where Michale Rennie uses aunt martha's servo robot to cow the world?
stephnfosterkane-klok: which means "My rubber suit is 'way too tight down there!"
Bubba's Brain: Nickto.
Dr. Headphones: one of the more virulent pacifist movies ever made, disguised as sci-fi story
Bambi: we don't have that one either.... it is one of my all time favorite scifi movies
Bambi: and war of the worlds too
Bambi: sheesh
Dr. Headphones: klok: yeah, the martians got sick and died. i remember it from when i was a kid on "creature feature" friday nights at 1130
Bubba's Brain: ... uh, Necktie.
Bambi: clem says I know them by heart, why would I buy them LOL
stephnfosterkane-klok: it was mad cow
Rotonoto: Roto remembers howling wherewolf on SCTV
Dr. Headphones: roto: it's well worth watching, even if you have to go to store and rent it. i looked on amazon, think it's $15 or so if you wanted to buy it
stephnfosterkane-klok: "nicto" is in the Italian version
Dr. Headphones: bubba: actually, it's nicotine, the robot was a chain smoker
Rotonoto: ipso facto nicto dicto (non-compete clause)
Bambi: yes, poor Klaatu died too ... sad
stephnfosterkane-klok: then there's The Cars That Ate Paris
Dexter Fong: Non-compos Nicto+ I am unable to smoke
Rotonoto: do they speak french, those hungry cars? with subtitles?
Dr. Headphones: but at least the woman didn't marry that asshole of an insurance salesman!
Dexter Fong: Klok: YOu mean those awful Peugeut's (sp)
Rotonoto: let's not forget the Renaults
Bambi: I thought the Cockroach that ate Cincinatti was better then the Cars That Ate Paris ;)
Bubba's Brain: Okay... which would win in a knock down fight -- Klaatu, or the robot from Fantastic Planet?
Dexter Fong: Claire and her husband?
stephnfosterkane-klok: nah, they were all 2CVs
Dexter Fong: The Frying Tiger
Bambi: what about the Fiat?
stephnfosterkane-klok: Robby would win hands down
Bambi: guess the Fiat would be too small and actually from Italy anyway
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'doctec', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:48 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Around 10:48 PM, doctec walks off into the sunset...
Rotonoto: neither- they would both get stomped by those carnivorous monty python rabbits
Dexter Fong: Hiya Doc
stephnfosterkane-klok: just get Anne Francis to do a tease off to the side and Klaatu would just fall over
Dexter Fong: Bye Doc
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:48 PM and late as usual, it's doctec, just back from Billville."
doctec: hello
Bambi: hey doc
Dexter Fong: WB Doc
Bubba's Brain: Hi doc.
stephnfosterkane-klok: hey DT
Dr. Headphones: hiya ralph, er, doc
Dexter Fong: Hope you'll stay longer this time
Rotonoto: it's doctor us, uh... doctor...
stephnfosterkane-klok: the 2CV is too small
Bubba's Brain: He comes he goes, he comes again...
doctec: today on robo-jeopardy, our contestants are: robby, klaatu and - marvin!
Dexter Fong: But twice a year, he's Captain Viagra
Bubba's Brain: .. and doc Pepper comes in a bottle.
Rotonoto: doctor uh... look out! he's got a pool cue!
Bubba's Brain: What is: monsters from the Id?
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Freq Man - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| WarpedOne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: only twice a year? gee, that seems a little - sparse
Dexter Fong: Wow! What a reap
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, i would have put harvey in there just for a difference. the invisible puka against the robots
stephnfosterkane-klok: it's kind of the French mini-Cooper, but to quote the Black Lectoid in my all-time favorite S-F, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across..., "...it's a very bad design"
doctec: reap of faith
Dexter Fong: ..and what about the Mexican Vampire women?
Dr. Headphones: worse than the ddr's car? lata, i think?
Dr. Headphones: dex: they lost the match with the vicks vaporizer women
stephnfosterkane-klok: you mean the Trabant?
Rotonoto: man, everybody loves a parade, especially after watching buckaroo
stephnfosterkane-klok: that car they stole in White Knights?
doctec: ain' it da trufe
Dexter Fong: DH: It's just a setup for the texas chain-saw Indian deathmatch cageinterview
Bambi: Buckaroo Banzai ... fun one
Dr. Headphones: yeah, trabant. what was the lata? russian?
stephnfosterkane-klok: since Goodbye Lenin came out, prices for them have skyrocketed
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah or Czech
Dr. Headphones: the czech is in the male
stephnfosterkane-klok: whole former Ost is in a big retro-DDR kick
Dexter Fong: Remember "The Doctors Droshky"?
stephnfosterkane-klok: nope
Dr. Headphones: heard piece on npr about iranian cars, they are almost all identical as in e. germany or ussr
Dexter Fong: Klok: Proper response: "He sure is".
Bambi: is that anything like the Island of Dr. Moreau?
stephnfosterkane-klok: is that a spin-off of ER with that Bosnian doctor and some friends?
Dexter Fong Would like to visit the Island of Jeane Moreau
stephnfosterkane-klok: I didn't know she was trained in medicine!
Rotonoto: Dr. Moreau had to sell out- the moonies bought that island- Moreau now runs a dry cleaning business in Cincinnatti
Dexter Fong: Klok: She was trained in Bosnia, and then carted off
Dr. Headphones: klok: i have a brother in law named jean. and he's from rhode island too!
Bambi: LOL
stephnfosterkane-klok watched Jules et Jim 'way too late; it seemed really dated
Dexter Fong: Klok: Yes, it is
stephnfosterkane-klok: she races karts? neat. and at her age! she should be ashamed; not dignified
Dr. Headphones: for years i thought his name was john, saw some mail at my sister's one day, realized he had french first AND last names! (ends with "eau")
Rotonoto: "eau"? euwwwwww!
Bubba's Brain: Eeek. I'm goin grey....
Dexter Fong: Klok: She races funny cars, like Peugeuts and Renaults
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken: note bene -- I'm not from Rhode Island. I'm just marooned here
doctec: bubba: that makes two of us
Dexter Fong: DH: John "eau" de Vie?
stephnfosterkane-klok: at her age, I bet the cars win, Dex
Merlyn: I'm mixing sound effects for marscon, so I'm not too available tonight...
Rotonoto: it's that salt air- just freezes you in place after a while, plus gives you that characteristic Ri accent
Bubba's Brain gets out a bottle of Grecian Formula. Hmmm.... tastes good.
Bambi: I wasn't from New Jersey either, but I lived there for about 25 years
Dr. Headphones: marooned? when i saw you, looked more like a burgandy color to me
Dexter Fong: Merl: Have the found any sign of water at Marscon?
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken, I'm in Rhode Island and the voices sometimes call me Jean
Merlyn: good question, fong, we'll have to look into it.
Dexter Fong: DH: But it's a really good Burgandy
Rotonoto: ahhh, Jean Valdez, famous french coffee importer
Merlyn: Dave Romm invented the Créme de Mento in honor of guest Dr. Demento
stephnfosterkane-klok: related to Exxon Valdez, famous drunken oil importer?
Dexter Fong: Merl: Bring back a memento
Rotonoto: exactly!
Bubba's Brain: Exx on. Exx off.
Rotonoto: and he want on to amass a fortune in guano futures...
Dexter Fong: Exxon Valdez: We deliver anywhere we can, circumstances permitting
Dr. Headphones: creme de menthe with chocolate milk makes for some interestingly colored vomit. personal experience speaking here
stephnfosterkane-klok is getting lost in the remix here...
doctec: nixon, nixoff
Dexter Fong: DH: TMI redux
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, Ken, you should always use Peppermint Schnapps for that
Bubba's Brain: Put the needle on the record....
Rotonoto: oh doctor phones, you some funny guy
Bubba's Brain: Clap on. Clap off.
stephnfosterkane-klok: DT - I thought it was blah I am not a crook! blah
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, i'm not reloading properly or my last msg didn't go through. just as well, perhaps....
doctec: here in the northeast, there's been something of a backlash against bush's invocation of 9/11 in his first tv campaign ads ... is this the case elsewhere in the country as well?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Full page article in today's Daily News about the origen of the song "We Heil..etc. Right in the Fuerer's Face"
Rotonoto: it's equal parts creme de menthe, guacamole, and lime sherbert, silly- everyone knows that
stephnfosterkane-klok: hmm - you can't use "Nixon" as an HTML attribute in the chat, apparently. Uh, Merlyn...!
Bubba's Brain: Wax on. Wax off.
Bubba's Brain:
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto! Give me another Lime Sherbet Silly, straigh out
doctec: dex: that was a spike jones song right?
Rotonoto: datn tootin' doc- unless you're planning on voting for the ol' coot, anyway
Dr. Headphones: ah, klok, can i blame you for the screen freeze here?
Dexter Fong: Doc: Yes
doctec: did someone affiliated w/spike's band - or spike himself - write it?
stephnfosterkane-klok: what freeze?
Dexter Fong: He didn't write it though
Bubba's Brain: nix .... /nix
Rotonoto: oh, I am so indignant- this is no accent!
Dexter Fong: Was written for a Disney cartoon, D Duck,
stephnfosterkane-klok wonders if he committed a no-no
doctec: achtung, baby
stephnfosterkane-klok is so ashamed
Bambi: well, fading fast here ... gonna have to give my eyes a rest :)
doctec: dex: no kidding - didn't know that
Bambi: great to see you all ... see ya next week
stephnfosterkane-klok: just pop them out onto the counter
Dr. Headphones: i just hit "reload" at the top, solved my problem
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
doctec: nite bambster
stephnfosterkane-klok: like in Brother From Another Planet
Dr. Headphones: later, bambi, be good or be good at it ;)
Rotonoto: achtung! das is nicht fer der finger pokin and der mitzengrabben...
Bubba's Brain: bam bam!
stephnfosterkane-klok: nite Bambi
Rotonoto: nite bambi
Bambi: I hear ya Ken :)
Bambi smiles
Dexter Fong: Doc: Disney hired writer to pen song for tha cartoon, DDuck in Germany, he wrote song but without the "phhhttt", spikke added that
||||||||| 11:04 PM -- Bambi left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
stephnfosterkane-klok: note to Merlyn: better remove Nixon tags from the log...
Rotonoto: mit spits n sparkzen...
Dr. Headphones: speaking of disney, eisner almost ate the .45 like adolph this week
Dexter Fong: Roto: You are knowing maybe Zee Katz'nJammer Kids?
stephnfosterkane-klok: analysis says that's jsut been delayed a while
Rotonoto: yah durnit- he had two jobs in one
Rotonoto: ach! yas, der rememberin das katzenjammers
Dexter Fong: Und Der Kapitain
stephnfosterkane-klok: is that like Smokey Stover?
Dexter Fong: Und Der Herr Professor
Rotonoto: yah, yah, all fuherenhailen das
Dexter Fong: Klok: Notary Sojac..Vosh Rickey Dosh, Farno Farno
doctec: dr. h: he wields too much power to just give up the reins - klok: yeah, the conventional wisdom says that since eisner & mitchell are known to be cronies & mitchell has been supportive of eisner all along, mitchell's just going to be a figurehead - this will piss off shareholders even more
stephnfosterkane-klok: they are mighty pissed already
Dr. Headphones: i own no disney except for one vhs of fantasia
Rotonoto: da mouse be mad at dat!
Dexter Fong: "And a mighty Piss shall sink them all
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken, I'd sell some options on it fast, then!
Dr. Headphones: i just adore those dancing hippos :)
Dexter Fong: "I'm going to Whizney World
Rotonoto: time to unload SCO and the mouse, methinks
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken, the climate is all wrong. I think you should keep quiet for now; they ain't gonna make it legal
Rotonoto: and don't forget the flying elephants, doctor phones
Dexter Fong: Klok: It's okay unless they wanna get married
stephnfosterkane-klok: SCO thing is a hoot.
Dr. Headphones: roto: wrong movie, that's dumbo
Bubba's Brain sees dancing mushrooms.
stephnfosterkane-klok realizes he hasn't read The Register today
Rotonoto: true, true, but it's big, it's gray, and it flies- who wouldn't love that?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Register Now!
stephnfosterkane-klok has been having dizzy spells, working on that instead
Dr. Headphones: bub: put down the tea, dont' take another sip!
Dexter Fong: Bub: Step away from the strainer
Rotonoto: step away from the tea cup
Dexter Fong: That too
Rotonoto: ignore what the dememted rabbit is telling you
Dexter Fong: Listen to your inner Weasel
Dr. Headphones: that's not a rabbit, that's a hare
stephnfosterkane-klok: is that like a deprecated rabbit?
Bubba's Brain: Isn't it feed your head and starve a fever.....?
Rotonoto: (or was that denatured?)
Dexter Fong: A Hare? Let's split
Bubba's Brain: I've got hare remover....
||||||||| "11:12 PM? 11:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "L'Yämamøto Volante should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as L'Yämamøto Volante enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong: Put it right Nair
Rotonoto: I'll show you how deep the wabbit hole goes...
Dr. Headphones: a depreciated rabbit is worth less "as time goes by"
stephnfosterkane-klok: klok's inner Weasel seems to have been messed up this week...
Dexter Fong: OI camosito
stephnfosterkane-klok: kind of scary on Tue, was lying on the floor and trying to hold on...
Dr. Headphones: YAMMIE! welkum, mein freund
Bubba's Brain: I took the blue pill, and only woke up with an erection.
Rotonoto: oi, compadre
L'Yämamøto Volante: Yes
L'Yämamøto Volante: and OI
Dr. Headphones: wow, klok, sounds like something you need a second opinion on. yours isn't enough, see a doctor
Dexter Fong: Ve are all schpreaking ze deautsch
L'Yämamøto Volante: oh
Dr. Headphones: bub: and dreams of bob dole?
Rotonoto: das is nicht fer der gespeaking
L'Yämamøto Volante: I'll turn you upside down and you'll speak Chinese
Dexter Fong: Klok: Assuming you're not doing heavy drugs or copious alchohol, Ken is right
stephnfosterkane-klok: can't afford it. comes and goes; not scary now, but right frightening the first time. I think it's Norfolk virus or something
Rotonoto: bob dole doesn't dream about bob dole
doctec seconds that opinion, klok
Bubba's Brain: I dreamed I was throwing footballs through a tire....
Dr. Headphones: lol, roto!
Dexter Fong: Roto: Briben sie Boca
Rotonoto: snicker
doctec: so, then the treatment is to stay out of Norfolk?
stephnfosterkane-klok: nothing to report or demonstrate; I know what'll happen
Rotonoto: yah, right bubs- footballs (wink wink nudge nudge)
Dr. Headphones: klok: emergency rooms must serve you if it's an emergency. if you get there (and driving could be problematic) fake a faint
Dexter Fong: Bub: Me too, but did I feel hornewy
L'Yämamøto Volante: I usually avoid Norfolk too many sailors
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, 'till I've got my crown, DT (obscure Emmylou Harris song)
Dexter Fong: This is the Cheer from Norfolk High "We don't smoke, We don't drink! Norfolk...Norfolk
Rotonoto: I lived in Norfolk 3 years, hid out in the belly of the beast neatly avoiding the nam
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken, if they serve you, you have to pay big time. My deductible is $300 and until it's burned, it's all out of MY pocket.
L'Yämamøto Volante Crowns Klok w/an Emmylou Harris album
Dr. Headphones: klok: don't tell them you have any insurance, plead poverty
L'Yämamøto Volante: Roto, you just like President!
Dr. Headphones: yam: what is volante? did you misspell the late lamented chrysler "volare"?
stephnfosterkane-klok is too principled to lie about things like that (other things, well...)
L'Yämamøto Volante: no wait, you not send ppl to war.....
L'Yämamøto Volante: Volante-"Flying"
Rotonoto: last time I had the dizzies, there was now way I was going to drive to ER, decided to wait it out, good decision as it passed soon enough (virus?)
Dr. Headphones: ok, i don't speak whatever language that is, didn't know
stephnfosterkane-klok: I have a doctor, but if unable to demonstrate the effect, I'll just end up burning $70 for..."If it occurs continuously, come back"
L'Yämamøto Volante: You should get looked at
Rotonoto: roto like president but much more breakable
L'Yämamøto Volante: and poorer
Dr. Headphones: klok: any free clinics in your area? no joke, i dno't mean the VD places, but some areas have them
stephnfosterkane-klok: it's becoming less severe and less frequent. But Tue. was scary, kind of like being major seasick suddenly in your chair at home.
L'Yämamøto Volante: Could be blood pressure
stephnfosterkane-klok: nothing like that Ken. let's see if it trails off. neighbors told me that Norfolk hits much like that
Rotonoto: have heard the dizzies can result simply from minor inner ear infection...
L'Yämamøto Volante: Yes
Dr. Headphones: god, i was seasick once in my life, wouldn't wish it on anyone, even an enemy
Rotonoto: I remember a cure was surprisingly simple too...
Dexter Fong use'd to listen to Dizzy...Bird too
L'Yämamøto Volante: You should go to doctor and give him all yr money
Rotonoto: therapist positioned and repositioned patient, object being to cause some little object in inner ear to drift down and away, symptoms thereby immediately abated
stephnfosterkane-klok: well, there's seasick nausea; I've had that, really unpleasant. You want to die, but you're oriented OK
doctec: i had a nasty migraine all day, i attribute it to rapidl shifts in barometric pressure and changes in air particle content associated with coming of spring
Dexter Fong: Roto: Also can recommend white Noise in Massive Volumes
L'Yämamøto Volante: I had a ripping headache all day today
stephnfosterkane-klok: ...and there's seasick dizzy, which can be fatal if you're alone and trying to navigate or handle sails
Dexter Fong whislts happily and sys, I've newver felt better in my life, dum-de dum"
stephnfosterkane-klok: this is also definitely related to eating, as it occurs shortly thereafter. there's one possible cure, but rather unpleasant and not useful in the long term ;-)
Rotonoto: saw somethng on tube lately about dizziness caused by some tiny object touching inner ear stuff
Dexter Fong Takes remedial tping class
Rotonoto: floating around on inside and contacting that sensitive hammer/anvil stuff in there
stephnfosterkane-klok: like a spider that crawled in there?
L'Yämamøto Volante: You could apply Black and Decker Therapy
Dr. Headphones: well, klok, if there's anything i can do, let me know. but with the distance involved......
Dexter Fong: Roto: Severe penalty result from removing Inner Ear Identification Tag
Rotonoto: so you move patient around so as to shift this tiny object away and symptoms supposed to abate
Bubba's Brain: I can't and won't cover old debts. But there would be the benefit of new sales.
stephnfosterkane-klok: hey, I was alarmed on Tue; think I've got a handle on it now (or more precisely, it has a handle on me!)
Bubba's Brain: sorry, wrong conversation
Dexter Fong: Crank it up Klok
Rotonoto: no, was more like naturally-occuring tiny solid floating around in there, and object is to just get it to shift away and stop the irritation (experienced as dizziness)
L'Yämamøto Volante: That's alright
Dexter Fong: Bubba: It's *was* wierdly cool
Dr. Headphones: roto: much like the "floaters" you can sometimes see in your field of vision?
L'Yämamøto Volante: yes
stephnfosterkane-klok: Ken, thanks. I'm pretty sure it's a virus; if it doesn't go away soon, I will seek a doctor's help
Rotonoto: that was my vague impression from watching this ~1 min. sound bite on 6 o'clock news
Dexter Fong: I see Dead Floaters......
L'Yämamøto Volante: Maybe you need that new miricale pill they're advirtising on the radio
Dr. Headphones: most virus infections are self-limiting. the ones that aren't, well, we won't talk about them, will we?
Dexter Fong: ...and Little Guys in Melty Hats
L'Yämamøto Volante: The Seargent's been on them for a week and he's a changed man
Dexter Fong: ...and the last 36 Episodes of "Laster for you Beaver"
Dexter Fong: Later
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Lili Lamont disembarks at 11:27 PM.
L'Yämamøto Volante: ltaer
Dexter Fong: ...soon to be a technical movie, "The Last Beaver"
L'Yämamøto Volante: and hello
doctec: ah, the lilimeister - fresh from the salon
Lili Lamont: Hi, guys, just thought I'd check in.
Dexter Fong: Hi Lili =)
Dr. Headphones: hi lili
Rotonoto: yo Lili
Bubba's Brain: Hey Lili!
stephnfosterkane-klok: OK, we'll put you on the "present" list
Dexter Fong: Hi Lili, how's the salmon
L'Yämamøto Volante: well, I'm going back to sleep-later all
doctec: klok: does this mean we all have to get her a present?
Rotonoto: or as they say it in frwench, "pray-zant"!
||||||||| L'Yämamøto Volante departs at 11:29 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Lili Lamont: Hi, Dex, Dr. H, Roto, BB, klok. What salmon, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Night Senor Yam
Lili Lamont: Bon nuit!
Rotonoto: roto's computer not spell good 2nite
Dr. Headphones: i don't buy presents, i buy futures!
Dexter Fong: Do all you Frenchie's lisp?
stephnfosterkane-klok: nite Yam
Bubba's Brain smokes a salmon, and lox himself in the bagel.
Dr. Headphones: what about lips? oh, that's dyslexia
doctec: nite mr. y. of hollywood
Lili Lamont: You try speaking French without a lisp!
Dexter Fong: Lili: Doc said you were just back from the salmon...upstream or something
Dr. Headphones: i took spanish in high school only because french sounded "sissy"
Dexter Fong: ..and it's scrolled off so you can't check it
Lili Lamont: Ah, yes. Good for the image and the visage.
Rotonoto: headmaster say "Rotonoto"! I say "pray-zant"! I think they call it roll call- or is it role-playing?
Lili Lamont: But soon, it will be curry, and plenty of it, too.
stephnfosterkane-klok: trying to curry flavor again, eh?
Dr. Headphones: without being racist here, i was really amazed when i went to guadaloupe and found black people speaking french. it just blew me away. never imagined that before
Lili Lamont: Doc: Email tonight says it's a go.
doctec: ah, so you got email confirming india gig is a go after all?
Dexter Fong: Roto: You put on Pray Robe, thanks you-a Lucky Strikes you free man now
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, go to Haiti...;-)
Rotonoto: oh, Roto say: "good to curry favor with good chef"!
Dr. Headphones: no thanks, klok, i avoid flying lead anywhere i can
doctec: just think of all the bollywood movies you'll get a chance to see
Dexter Fong: ?Good chef? Gesundtaicht
Lili Lamont: Yep. Now I have to get stuck like a pin cushion for all the evils diseases that are rampant.
stephnfosterkane-klok: or you can see Bollywood
Dexter Fong: Doc: Those movies go in and out like anything
Rotonoto: oh mister dex- roto put on prayer robe, got to good indian restaurant for lunch, leave blissful and overstuffed
Lili Lamont: Actually, the hotel is very close to Bollywood, maybe a kilometer.
stephnfosterkane-klok: or get put in as an exotic American
Dr. Headphones: uh oh, sounds like someone is getting outsourced direct to the source!
Rotonoto: Roto mostly prayerful after leaving bollywood eatery
Lili Lamont: Good call, Dr. H. At least I'm taking work away from some Indian.
stephnfosterkane-klok: she's starting her own outsourcing group, Ken - they manage your email inbox, remove spam, etc. overnight. $29/mo
Rotonoto: no, they bring it here to america, you just learn to like curry, it fabulous vittles for shy american boy
Bubba's Brain: Booray for Ballywood
Lili Lamont: Klok: trust me, this is for a lot more than $29/month.
Dr. Headphones: lili: watch out for the sioux when you are there ;)
Lili Lamont: So sioux me!
stephnfosterkane-klok: no, what I meant was that the SERVICE is $29/mo. Per person using it
doctec: klok: you may be on to something there
stephnfosterkane-klok: I've thought of setting something like that up in Bangladesh
doctec: beware of strangers offering 'wampum'
Lili Lamont: It's a good thing that there are a shitload of people there, so that I can collect some serious money.
Rotonoto: build everything on stilts, watch out for monsoon floods
stephnfosterkane-klok: you bet DT -- they are already doing your bank records and tax forms, so what is the harm in having them read your email?
Bubba's Brain: Whomp em?
Dexter Fong: Lili: You getem, *I'll* wampum
Lili Lamont: The State Dept. web site advises that visitors not have sex with the locals. I think I can go with that.
Rotonoto: I still say they speak a different engrish that Roto
Dexter Fong: Watch out for mongeese...or is it Mongooses...or maybe Monghi?
Dr. Headphones: lol, lili! unless you find some good looking little tamil tiger....
stephnfosterkane-klok: yeah, Lili -- the recommendation is to fly to Bangkok if you're really desperate
Dexter Fong: And that's Tiger's name is Roy Siegfried
Rotonoto: nothing like an entire indian village, goaded into full blown outrage and anger- can you say "torches and pitchforks"?
Dexter Fong: Klok: How appropriate
doctec: bang cock ... !?
Lili Lamont: Tiger, tiger, burning bright, in the forest of the night, what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry.
stephnfosterkane-klok: Roto, they can't afford torches and pitchforks
Dexter Fong: Torches and Pitchforksala
stephnfosterkane-klok: ditto if you're sick: head for Bumrungrad Hospital in Bangkok pronto
Bubba's Brain: Siebenburgishe?
Rotonoto: probably, but they can afford to assemble in large numbers in righteous anger- don't mess with the local women!
Dexter Fong: Nicht Seeum Burgish
stephnfosterkane-klok: sheesh
Dexter Fong: Step away from the Thughee
Lili Lamont: Actually, I'm going to get stuck with tons of inoculations and load up on stomach virus meds.
stephnfosterkane-klok: the problem is avoiding them assembled in righteous anger for other reasons
Dexter Fong: Klok: Like mandatory Assembly?
Lili Lamont: Those damn thugee! You try scrubbing them out and soaking them out, and they still try to garrot you!
stephnfosterkane-klok: the BJP has got everyone whipped up to a real tizzy the last couple years
stephnfosterkane-klok: burning mosques, etc.
Rotonoto: made delerious by curry and saffron, he staggered out of the kitchen and ran right into the local tamil tigers leader, who naturally took it whe wrong way...
Dexter Fong: 'thinks to himslef BJP? Blow job Pople
stephnfosterkane-klok: major political party, Dex
Lili Lamont: I just have to stay out of Kashmir and any heavily Muslim occupied territory, since I refuse to wear a burka in 95 degree heat.
Dexter Fong: ....wrapped as he was in that Saucy Bernakse, he slipped right through they're fingers
doctec: i know - i'm just thinking short term, until the business is back on its feet
stephnfosterkane-klok: they're actually quite thin
Dr. Headphones: ok, i'm going to bed, dear friends, see ya later.
||||||||| At 11:42 PM, Dr. Headphones runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
stephnfosterkane-klok: nite ken
Rotonoto: watch out for sikhs, they heavily armed I hear
Dexter Fong: Later Ken
doctec: please forgive my non-sequitors
Dexter Fong: I hide from those Sihks
Lili Lamont: Actually, I need to sack out, too. Going to Joisey tomorrow.
Dexter Fong: Lili: What exit?
Rotonoto: I sikh no hides
Bubba's Brain: Oh, you're a non-sequitarian, too?
stephnfosterkane-klok: most sikhs aren't, I don't think. they are supposed to wrap their uncut hair in a turban, always carry a comb and a knife
Rotonoto: hide and no sikh? nite Lili
stephnfosterkane-klok: people misunderstand that -- the "knife" is usually ceremonial, not a machete
Dexter Fong: Hi, Hyde Sheik here, for www.oasis.org
stephnfosterkane-klok: nite Lili
Bubba's Brain: or is that non-sikh-uitarian?
doctec: nite sweetie
Rotonoto: the knife is to cut off their long hair if it ever gets caught in an escalator?
Dexter Fong: Klok: And carry an Ant Farm too
Lili Lamont: Bon soir, gentlemen. Until next week. It might be tough to do this from India, given the time difference.
doctec: we understand - sign here
Lili Lamont: Doc: GET SOME SLEEP!!!!!!!!!! And set your alarm.
Rotonoto: and here, andhere...
Dexter Fong: Ceramonial Knife for briss...nor for Bliss
doctec: (lili you can fwd me anything you might want to let others know & i will inform group)
Lili Lamont: May I see your passport, please?
Rotonoto: thank you, we've sent your bags on ahead...
doctec: yes - i will set both of them
Lili Lamont: Yes, but where is it I'll be staying?
Rotonoto: is this your bag of curry? just as we thought...
stephnfosterkane-klok: the hair is religious requirement for men. the knife is too - symbol of their willingness to defend their families and womenfolk
Dexter Fong: Where is your Elevator Bo?
doctec: will be hitting the sack as soon as i've gone through two days worth of emails (800 msgs total)
doctec: (98.6% spam)
Lili Lamont: Good night, gents. And you, too, doc.
Bubba's Brain: they are.. how you say... under your eyes.... the bags....
Dexter Fong: It Floats
||||||||| Lili Lamont runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Lili Lamont?! It's 11:47 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bubba's Brain: nite lili
Rotonoto: yeah, you too, doc
stephnfosterkane-klok: these are pretty forceful people about their traditions: they wouldn't serve in the British Army if they had to wear a helmet.
Rotonoto: learn to like curry...
stephnfosterkane-klok: you want the address in Bangladesh, DT? ;-))
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Phuck Fonics close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Phuck Fonics: hi
Phuck Fonics: bye
doctec: lol
doctec: lol klok
Dexter Fong: Klok: YOu saying they're not helmet heads?
stephnfosterkane-klok is getting wound down, too
stephnfosterkane-klok: nope
Dexter Fong: Hi Ph*ck
doctec: k guys i have to crash - need to get up early tomorrow - see y'all next week!
||||||||| doctec says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctec exits at 11:51 PM.
Bubba's Brain: nite doc... thanks.
Dexter Fong: Night Doc Tech
stephnfosterkane-klok: and they won't take turbans off in French schools. they're trying to get them to at least shift down to headscarves, though...
stephnfosterkane-klok: nite DT
Bubba's Brain: Didn't they originally develop the Turban engine in France?
Dexter Fong: KloK: Maybe Beanies or Yamulkes
stephnfosterkane-klok: could be, Ash. cute, Bubba!
Rotonoto: nite doctor uh, doctor...
Dexter Fong: A yamulke is a Beret that's been circumcised
stephnfosterkane-klok: OK, I'm definitely faaaaading
Bubba's Brain: I'm gonna pull the rip cord too....
||||||||| Around 11:53 PM, Bubba's Brain walks off into the sunset...
Rotonoto: I'm melting...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Take care of yourself
Dexter Fong: Bye Bub
Dexter Fong: Night Oh! Roto!=)
stephnfosterkane-klok: bye all
||||||||| stephnfosterkane-klok departs at 11:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Rotonoto: nite all, you some atomic guys and gals...
Dexter Fong: Night all
Rotonoto: get your hands off me, I'm a newsman, I gotta find out- Reeeebusssss...
||||||||| 11:55 PM -- Rotonoto left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Merlyn: byeee
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:55 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phuck Fonics - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Charles Foster Dudley
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
Freq Man
Harry Cox, Jr.
L'Yämamøto Volante
Lili Lamont
Phuck Fonics
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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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"The Home Team"

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace,
Dear Friend