A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 22, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:04 AM and late as usual, it's drew, just back from Billville."
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 11:06 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Merlyn: The chat doesn't usually start until about 9 PM Eastern time
||||||||| At 11:07 AM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
drew: aloha, Merlyn
||||||||| At 11:08 AM, drew vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| "9:02 PM? 9:02 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:02 PM and late as usual, it's C O TuTu, just back from Billville."
||||||||| At 9:02 PM, klokwkdog vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:02 PM and late as usual, it's klokwkdog-gone-it, just back from Billville."
klokwkdog-gone-it: hi CO
C O TuTu: Hi
C O TuTu: A fun ? for you, Klokwkdog.
klokwkdog-gone-it: we are awaiting the crowde
C O TuTu: Do you know what song these lyrics are from/to?
klokwkdog-gone-it: ?
C O TuTu: To Anacreon in heaven where he sat in full glee,
C O TuTu: A few sons of harmony sent a petition,
C O TuTu: When this answer arrived from the jolly old Grecian:
klokwkdog-gone-it: sownds partiularly upper-Brittish
C O TuTu: Voice, fiddle aud flute, no longer be mute,
C O TuTu: Right O, 'tis a Brit song.
C O TuTu: I'll lend you my name and inspire you to boot!
C O TuTu: And besides I'll instruct you like me to entwine
C O TuTu: And now, for $86.680.121.571.847.6.26.05
C O TuTu: What song, that you know, are those the original lyrics to.
klokwkdog-gone-it: maybe not so upper, maybe dance-hall? sounds like u got enuff to Google it!
C O TuTu: Well, crap, I didn't know till yesterday.
C O TuTu: It's the original lyrics to the music of "The Star Spangled Banner."
klokwkdog-gone-it: it's the drinking song appropriated for the Star-Spangled?
||||||||| "9:08 PM? 9:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:08 PM and late as usual, it's Johann Pianissimo, just back from Billville."
Johann Pianissimo: Bonjour, Klok & CO
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:08 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from Billville."
C O TuTu: Music by John Stafford Smith
Johann Pianissimo: Hiya, Cat!
klokwkdog-gone-it: that had to be it, 'cause just about anything else would be 2 obscure, no OO?
cease: greetings from the president of the united states
Dexter Fong: Et Bon Soir JP, Klok, cat, and C O
Johann Pianissimo: Feets, get moobin'!
klokwkdog-gone-it: 'lo Dex/Cat/JP
Johann Pianissimo: Ah, Fong!
klokwkdog-gone-it: where's Skybird FTS?
Johann Pianissimo: To my knowledge, Clem ain't doin' it for awhile...
klokwkdog-gone-it rushes to tend the brewing tea
cease: aren't they travelling now?
klokwkdog-gone-it: too bad, JP
Johann Pianissimo: Excuse me, I'm going to correct my name...
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Johann Pianissimo by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:10 PM, dragging Johann Pianoforte by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Johann Pianoforte: That's better, I was too quiet before.
Dexter Fong: WB JP
C O TuTu: Bush/Zombie Reagan in 2004     http://www.bush-zombiereagan.com/slogans   Check June 19 for my offerings.
Johann Pianoforte: Is this a George Romero style Zombie Reagan?
C O TuTu: Could be
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Billville."
C O TuTu: More like a Romano Cheesyyyyyy type, like the original
Johann Pianoforte: Romero is making another Dead flick...
llanwydd: hi guys
Dexter Fong: Cat: Do you recall Peter Bergman, Paul Krasner and Harry Shearer doing an act together called "Peter, Paul and Harry"?
Johann Pianoforte: Hey Llan!
klokwkdog-gone-it: ah, but is it an original Romero, or a reanimated hollywood Romero?
Dexter Fong: Hi Ilan
C O TuTu: Yea, I heard he didn' t want to spend toooooo much money.
cease: i have posted to alt.firesign about that but never heard it, dex
Johann Pianoforte: A new Romero.
cease: paul had a video when i visited him but he didnt show it to me, alas
Dexter Fong: Krasner has an article about it in the latest "Funny Times"
Johann Pianoforte: Still plans to film near Pittsburgh
llanwydd: I've only seen "Night" but I thought it stood well on its own without sequels
cease: i have to read that
C O TuTu: I'll be a goin' now, and I suppose - as usualllllly, I won't be signed-out for half an hour.
llanwydd: they're coming to get you, barbara
klokwkdog-gone-it: bye CO
Dexter Fong: Bye C O
Johann Pianoforte: There's a new DVD of Night coming out with commentary by MST's Mike Nelson
llanwydd: nite tu tu
Johann Pianoforte: Later, C O
cease: by co
Johann Pianoforte: Damn, it got all quiet around here all of a sudden...must be that Zombie Reagan
Dexter Fong: yep
llanwydd: I was told I'd be scared to death by that film but that only set me up for a let down. But I enjoyed it even though it didn't horrify me
klokwkdog-gone-it: too quiet
Dexter Fong: He's looking for stem cells
Johann Pianoforte: It's more disgusting than frightening
Johann Pianoforte: And I mean Reagan
klokwkdog-gone-it: haven't they been able to stem those cells yet? must be zombies!
llanwydd: Coast to Coast AM really scares the hell out of me
Dexter Fong: What's that?
Johann Pianoforte: It's Chris Reeve (did ya see that episode of South Park?)
llanwydd: the show that Art Bell used to host
klokwkdog-gone-it doesn't even know what Coast-to-Coast AM is, but presumes it appeals to truckers
Johann Pianoforte: Is that the show with Gillian Barberie?
cease: that was a good one, johann
llanwydd: I fell asleep with it on the other night and woke up near the end of the broadcast paralyzed with fear
||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| C O TuTu - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog-gone-it: or the show with Adrian Barbeau?
llanwydd: No, George Naury hosts it now
Johann Pianoforte: Adrienne, unless she's had the surgery...
llanwydd: but I miss Art Bell
klokwkdog-gone-it: I thought he was dating Wendy Carlos...
Dexter Fong: William Carlos, William
llanwydd: I doubt it
llanwydd: Anybody remember Phil Proctor mentioning Art Bell's Paranoid Parade on All Things Firesign?
Johann Pianoforte: Walter! I have some of his/her/its synth albums on CD
cease: hottest day for this date ever in van. at least since they started keeping records
Johann Pianoforte: THIS IS WALTER...
cease: i remember something about bell from proc
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:23 PM and late as usual, it's beTweenhere&eternity, just back from Billville."
klokwkdog-gone-it: got the A/C cranked up, Cat?
beTweenhere&eternity: Hey all...
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny
Johann Pianoforte: Art Bell must be LA-centric.
klokwkdog-gone-it: hello, Tweeny
Johann Pianoforte: Yo Tweeny
llanwydd: hey tweeny
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 9:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
beTweenhere&eternity: Ms. Rondstadt is certainly on my A list tonight...
llanwydd: No Bell has lived in the Nevada desert since he was on the air
Bubba's Brain: Did I Miss Much?
beTweenhere&eternity: Howdy Bubba
klokwkdog-gone-it: he could be heard in CT, JP. Some NYC station I think
Dexter Fong: Much what?
Johann Pianoforte: Apparently on the new owner's list too...Linda's been invited back in the future
klokwkdog-gone-it: we waited for you to pull out the big guns, Bubba
llanwydd: I think Happy Harry Cox was based on him
Johann Pianoforte: Bell must have been syndicated!
Bubba's Brain: What'd Linda do?
beTweenhere&eternity: They did indeed speak too soon about not having her back. Treated her kinda rough from what I heard.
Dexter Fong: Bell was part of the syndicate
Johann Pianoforte: Que pasa, Bub?
llanwydd: Yeah C2C is syndicated
klokwkdog-gone-it: she went for the Dixie Chicks trophy, Bubba
beTweenhere&eternity: Linda mentioned that everyone should go see F/911
beTweenhere&eternity: THrown out on her butt
Johann Pianoforte: Dedicated "Desperado" to Mike Moore
Bubba's Brain: Good for her!
Bubba's Brain: Hey, JP.
cease: philip k dick's favourite singer
llanwydd: I'm going to have to see F911 one of these days
cease: bub
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, that's an interesting factoid, Cat
Bubba's Brain: hey cat
klokwkdog-gone-it: Was it the Rolling Stone cover?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Which stage of her career?
Johann Pianoforte: Jerry Brown
Bubba's Brain: Got your email, Cat. I'll update the address in my books.
Johann Pianoforte: Ahem...Jerry Brown's fave singer too...
cease: he wrote about her gushingly
cease: for different reasons, pianoman
beTweenhere&eternity: Apparently some people in the audience started booing. A red state, I guess...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:27 PM and late as usual, it's Dr. Headphones, just back from Billville."
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Johann Pianoforte: Dick likes the Mexican girl...
llanwydd: so what was linda doing? trying to irritate the republicans?
Dexter Fong: Hey Kend^
beTweenhere&eternity: Dr. Head...
klokwkdog-gone-it: hi Ken
Bubba's Brain: Hey Dr. H
Dr. Headphones: almost forgot this was thursday! oh, the apostacy
Johann Pianoforte: Yo Ken
klokwkdog-gone-it: Tweeny -- do they let locals in to those shows?
cease: dick liked a lot of girls. problem was, it wasn't often returned
llanwydd: hi kend
beTweenhere&eternity: Guess they don't like liberal politics messing with the gaming tables.
Dexter Fong: Some girls like lotsa dick
beTweenhere&eternity: Never been to LV
Dr. Headphones: i see you were discussing linda ronstadt. did you year about bonnie raitt doing something like that at a concert in sweden and getting an ovation?
klokwkdog-gone-it: enough to be married 5 times, Cat
cease: and died alone, klok
beTweenhere&eternity: Cheney? Only the ones on FOX.
Dexter Fong: Like Marlon Brando
cease: even though he was rich by the time of his death, as opposed to poor before. thank blade runner
Johann Pianoforte: Yeah, Bonnie Raitt dedicated an appropriate tune to Bush...
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, they're not gonna get too many bible-thumpers into The Aladdin, will they?
beTweenhere&eternity: They gave her an Ovation solid body?
Dr. Headphones: for her age, she's got a solid body :)
Dexter Fong: Solid Jackson
beTweenhere&eternity: You wouldn't think, eh K?
llanwydd: I hate Ovations. They slide off your knee
Johann Pianoforte: "Your Good Thing (Is About to End)"
klokwkdog-gone-it: I'd think all of Nevada would go Democrat, if they know what's good for them
cease: if you want to read even a more depressing book than his daughter's bio of brautigan, read Divine Invasions, the definitive bio of dick
beTweenhere&eternity: And speaking of Quartuplets...
Dr. Headphones: i'd take her or ronstadt for a test drive any time!
Johann Pianoforte: Ovation solid body? What?...a Breadwinner?
Bubba's Brain: No, just a solid ovation.
Dr. Headphones: i'm guessing an ovation solid body is a type of geetar? i'm a pianist/trombolier myself
cease: is that better than ovaltine?
klokwkdog-gone-it: wow, some cheery suggestions, Cat
Johann Pianoforte: Geez, if I have to explain it...
beTweenhere&eternity: Yup. Nice sound/electric & real purty too.
Bubba's Brain: Chcoclate Ovation?
Dexter Fong: Aztec?
cease: well, he was my favourite writer. i've read almost everything by or about him
beTweenhere&eternity: An acoustic/electric hybrid.
Johann Pianoforte: Ken, you play trombone? Is one arm longer than the other?
cease: that was more a ref to the ovaltine ads on air america
klokwkdog-gone-it: wasn't there a Chocolate Ovation on the cover of National Lampoon? Or was it the back cover of the Bangladesh take-off?
Dr. Headphones: nope, johnny, but i've been told i have good lips by more than one woman ;)
Dexter Fong: JP: Yes but not for the reason you think
beTweenhere&eternity: And one of my little feats too long.
Dr. Headphones: "give me wine, weeds, and whites....."
Johann Pianoforte: Don't know much 'bout dancin'...
cease: ronstadt had that great version of that little feat song
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 9:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dr. Headphones: hey, merly
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Merlyn
Dr. Headphones: n
beTweenhere&eternity: Merle...
Bubba's Brain: Hey M.
llanwydd: hey merl
Johann Pianoforte: Ovation best known for the "round back" acoustic/electric guitars
Dexter Fong: Hey
Merlyn: hello, awl
beTweenhere&eternity: We were just talking about Ted Dansen.
Johann Pianoforte: Merl!
Dr. Headphones: ah, jp, i think i know of what you speak now. i've seen 'em
cease: merl
beTweenhere&eternity: I worked a Country hall in the 80's where it was quite popular with the Nashville crowd.
Johann Pianoforte: I always thought they were too bright sounding...
Dr. Headphones: throw a towel over it, that mutes it somewhat
beTweenhere&eternity: In concert that may have been a plus. Cuts through and all that... Kinda like why people liked DX7s.
Johann Pianoforte: Somewhat closer to a banjo tone
Dr. Headphones: the one with the rotary engine
llanwydd: I love the sound of a Spanish concert guitar with nylon strings
Johann Pianoforte: Oh, jeez, Tween, don't remind me - I still have one of those!
Dexter Fong: Like a LUpe Velez solid body?
Dr. Headphones: llan: i just downloaded some illegal flamenco music. love it!
beTweenhere&eternity: That's why it slipped off your knee. You were playing in Alabama!
cease: is it illegal cuz it sin't sad?
Bubba's Brain: Flamenco... the forbidden dance.
Dr. Headphones: lol! george wallace like those banjos, too
Johann Pianoforte: How is Susannah?
llanwydd: illegal flamenco?!
Johann Pianoforte: Lambada...the forbidden word!
cease: everyone calls her Nancy now
beTweenhere&eternity: Flamingo. The forbidden bird...
Dr. Headphones: ah, cat, i wasn't real clear. the music is legal, the place where i got it isn't
Johann Pianoforte: Semprini!
llanwydd: semprini! LOL
Johann Pianoforte: Actually, you're quite clear - your statement was opaque!
Dr. Headphones: jp: i didn't know you were a marine
Johann Pianoforte: Not me, but my dad...
Dr. Headphones: you saw right through me?
Dexter Fong: Semprini Sclerosa
Johann Pianoforte: You were there?
cease: are you invisible now, kend?
Dr. Headphones: my dad had his draft notice in 1952 when i was born. he's thanked me more than once for choosing a fortuitous time for birth
beTweenhere&eternity: He's no fun. He's opaque.
cease: call hg wells, make some money
Dr. Headphones: cat: ancient tibetan trick
cease: him and cheney
Johann Pianoforte: My dad signed up in '41.
Bubba's Brain: Here's your ancient chinese secret....
Dr. Headphones: my dad was 9 in 1941, slightly under the limit
beTweenhere&eternity: My Dad signed up in '76.
beTweenhere&eternity: Or was it 1836? I don't remember...
llanwydd: cat you're almost 10 years older than me
Johann Pianoforte: ya see, I'm the baby of our clan
cease: my dad was drafted in 42. never got to the front, lucky for me
llanwydd: my dad was only 11 in 1941
Bubba's Brain: .... was a hay farmer. Got his bales shot off in the war....
Merlyn: My dad would've been in medical school, he was in a M*A*S*H unit in korea
Merlyn: chick korea, I think
beTweenhere&eternity: They should have put Belushi in F/911.
cease: lots of korean chicks in vancouver these days
Johann Pianoforte: That's the only Korea I'd visit, Merl
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, Jesters & Tyrants...
Dexter Fong: Get your nails done
Dr. Headphones: i "had" a half-korean woman once. still remember it with a smile :)
cease: sometimes they sing, sometimes they sob
beTweenhere&eternity: The West Coast of CN must be pretty cool.
cease: which part was korean?
Bubba's Brain: Was it THAT funny , Dr H?
klokwkdog-gone-it: not today, Tweeny!
Johann Pianoforte: Vancouver sounds like a melting pot
Dr. Headphones: cat: any talk in b.c. about secession from canada and/or joining the u.s.?
beTweenhere&eternity: I Saab, mostly. Except when I sing the body electric.
llanwydd: cat says it's hot today tweeny
klokwkdog-gone-it: more like blast furnace at the moment, JP?
Dr. Headphones: bub: a smile which stops the drooling as the memories play back like one of those old flip-page books ;)
Dexter Fong: Bessemer Mucho
cease: it wont happen in my lifetime, kend. then again, if bush is reelected, he might invade
Dr. Headphones: dex: with a side of cast iron resolve
beTweenhere&eternity: Try near 100 w/humidity to match here in South Central TX.
cease: his drug czar is coming to visit us and tell us how bad are pot laws are in a few days
klokwkdog-gone-it: what is that, sweet and sour soup? Great idea: secede. Dumb idea: join US.
Johann Pianoforte: A norwester friend told me it's been Shake & Bake weather up there lately
Dexter Fong: Cast your irons upon the waters...buy a new set of clubs
llanwydd: quebec tries to secede occasionally
Dr. Headphones: klok: didn't even see you here. hallo
beTweenhere&eternity: When are they going to give up and turn the whole business over to Seagrams & Phillip Morris?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Cat - invade with what? The Girl Scout troops that aren't already in Iraq?
Dr. Headphones: ah, those crazee french fried frogs.....
Bubba's Brain: And if they succeed?
cease: front page of all the papers today about how nearly half the population smokes pot and the police are defending this now.
Merlyn: it has implications bigger than flying sheep
beTweenhere&eternity: LOL Dr. H - Williams...
Johann Pianoforte: More naughty pictures of prisoners!
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, obviously, Bubba - install a right-wing actor as Governor
Dr. Headphones: cat: do they all vote? hell no, they forgot it was the right day to do it!
cease: they have better things to do than bother us. many of them smoke too
Bubba's Brain: That'll suck seed.
klokwkdog-gone-it: what does the other half smoke, Cat?
cease: a lot of us do, kend
llanwydd: It's less than half in the US
cease: opium? crack? who nose
beTweenhere&eternity: Sounds like Aspen. Cops parting with "keep your powder dry..."
klokwkdog-gone-it: nose? not any more...
Dr. Headphones: it simply amazes me that you canadians can vote on paper ballots and count them all within 4 hours.
Johann Pianoforte: Velcro nose (a la Mikey Jackson)
klokwkdog-gone-it: whatever they're smoking, it works better than what they're on in White House...
cease: i dont understand how you yanks can't figure out that simple technology.
Dr. Headphones: jp: the amazing prosthetic proboscis
cease: it's just this little chromium switch here
beTweenhere&eternity: That's because Canadians can read.
Dr. Headphones: cat: more difficult to cheat with paper ballots.
Johann Pianoforte: My dad has a prosthetic ear...
cease: that's the air america idea, kend. that bush co is trying to steal yet naother election that way
klokwkdog-gone-it: Because it's so darn backward, Cat. All the votes for our Nov. 2 election have already been counted, Cat
Dr. Headphones: did he fight professionally against mike tyson once?
cease: good one, klok
llanwydd: This reminds me of something I saw on the internet today that really burned my up. Believe it or not, in Illinois if the cops see a Led Zeppelin sticker on a car they can pull it over and search it. That is the truth.
beTweenhere&eternity: The state of primary education down here in Dell country is getting awful.
Dr. Headphones: llan: probable cause?
Johann Pianoforte: No, but you can see it on the cover of my first CD "Ear Candy" (not completely a joke)
Merlyn: but can they search a zeppelin for having a car sticker?
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: where in the US is it any good?
llanwydd: they say so
klokwkdog-gone-it: the police car cops know who Led Zeppelin is???
Johann Pianoforte: Good thing I don't have a Zep sticker!
beTweenhere&eternity: Grid help Ohio. The head of Diebold has promised Bush to deliver the vote.
klokwkdog-gone-it: LOL, Merlyn
beTweenhere&eternity: Indiana isn't bad at all.
Dr. Headphones: http://www.electoral-vote.com/
Johann Pianoforte: Indiana wants me...
Bubba's Brain: It isn't?
klokwkdog-gone-it: maybe the head...well, I won't go there
llanwydd: apparently they do. They say they seize a lot of marijuana that way
Johann Pianoforte: Lord, I can't go back there...
Dr. Headphones: only thing good i can say about indiana is that the cigs are a LOT cheaper there, and you don't pay deposit on beer
beTweenhere&eternity: THere are far better places that my adopted state which gave the country it's so-call Secretary of Education from Houston. What a farce.
Dexter Fong: Thing to do then is plaster every car bus truck whatever with Zep Stickers
Dr. Headphones: jp: r.dean taylor, remember that song well from my d.j. days
beTweenhere&eternity: Only if you can eat little green apples...
klokwkdog-gone-it: Makin' the run to Gladewater...
Johann Pianoforte: You win the cigar, Dr
Bubba's Brain: and it don't rain in Indianpolis...
Johann Pianoforte: Now that was O.C. Smith, Tweeny
klokwkdog-gone-it: ah, KCRW is about to re-run the Polyphonic Spree segment now on music channel online
Dr. Headphones: i'm lucky i'm only 4 miles from the border. go there to buy all my vice-related materials
llanwydd: good idea dex
cease: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Dr. Headphones: jp: hope it's a havana. i've never had one of those
beTweenhere&eternity: Try Bloomington. IU has a music school that rivals Julliard. Cool college town.
Johann Pianoforte: Hand rolled by little froggy native boys!
llanwydd: I think havana cigars are illegal
Bubba's Brain: Tried it... I like it.
Dr. Headphones: bloomington: home of the misnamed appetizer at outback, the "bloomin' onion"
Johann Pianoforte: Played in Bloomington Indiana once...
beTweenhere&eternity: Lisa Germano. John Mellencamp. One of the singers for Van Halen.
klokwkdog-gone-it: not in Havana, Ilan
cease: not in canada. or havana
Dr. Headphones: llan: i've smoked illegal things before and lived to tell the tale (when i remembered it!)
cease: there's a comedy venue downtown called Havana
Bubba's Brain: Once....?
Dexter Fong: Ken: Ten you've prolly got a Led Zep sticker on you
Johann Pianoforte: If you remembered it, it probably was legal...
klokwkdog-gone-it: Germano gone to LA. Mellencamp not in Seymour much
beTweenhere&eternity: Anybody got any Yukon Blue?
cease: i had the feeling that Boom Dot Bust is set in Indiana
Johann Pianoforte: Yeah, once...haven't been back - that was 20 years ago
Dr. Headphones: no, dex, but i do have this mole on my arm that looks like nikita khrhchshrhehvh
cease: i just might
Johann Pianoforte: I thought BDB was set in Illinois
klokwkdog-gone-it: all the sets were torn down after production wrapped, Cat ;-)
Dexter Fong: How Cyrlic for you Ken
Bubba's Brain: Nope, cat, its in Missouri.
Johann Pianoforte: Which way's Goshen?
beTweenhere&eternity: Good call cease. Fine champaign from Northern Indiana. Southern Indiana is much prettier. Lots of hills & forests.
llanwydd: just a bump with a name
Dr. Headphones: i never remember how many "h"s in that name, so just liberally sprinkle them throughout
Dr. Headphones: jp: from where i sit right now, goshen is about 25 miles wsw
klokwkdog-gone-it: nice Champaign in N. Vermont, too
beTweenhere&eternity: Just have to figure which way is the cobalt testing range...
Johann Pianoforte: Godfrey Daniel, pesky redskins!
Dr. Headphones: klok: isn't that champlain? (as opposed to champdeluxe)
Bubba's Brain: Fish told me the story one day of tranelling to Midwest Radio THeatre worksiop in MO with Ossman one day, and Ossman pointed out location of Billville... approximately.
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken -- has it been moving?
llanwydd: I've been in N Vermont many times and don't remember Champaign
Dr. Headphones: nope, it's stationary AFAIK
llanwydd: unless you mean Champlain
Johann Pianoforte: It's still wriggling around a bit
Dexter Fong: Vermont has lotsa cheese
beTweenhere&eternity: Let's see, let me get out the English School Boy's spelling checker...
klokwkdog-gone-it is 1.47 sheets to the wind (for Dr. H's info) must xcuse occasional lapthes
klokwkdog-gone-it: ...and lots of places to put it in
cease: one of the best strains I tried at the Toker's Bowl is called Champagn
Bubba's Brain: Rhode Island has lots of hamburger on the highway....
Johann Pianoforte: No lithping, Klok
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: if it's english, it's chequer
klokwkdog-gone-it: are they bundling that with the Decoding Manual now??
cease: so does canada, dex, but we dont export it
klokwkdog-gone-it: Bubba is being positively Mystic
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, the Ex Chequer de Sade?
Dr. Headphones: ommmmmmmmmmm mani padme hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bubba's Brain: Oh, that's rigth, CT.
Johann Pianoforte: Skink cheese!
Bubba's Brain: Not RI
klokwkdog-gone-it: actually, Ben & Jerry's, which advertised Vermont-based ice cream, was running out of milk from native cows
Johann Pianoforte: Must be Pig Nite at Ken's...
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, it's almost within spitting distance of the Border, Bubba
Dexter Fong: There are Reds all over the highway in RI
cease: so that's why they sold up to some gloabl corp?
llanwydd: Ben and Jerry's Champaign flavor?
Dr. Headphones: jp: yep, pig nite it was. i had 2 pork chops, rice and beans for dinner about 2 hrs ago
Johann Pianoforte: Tastes like U of I students?
klokwkdog-gone-it: it is the beginning of the Scary Section of I-95, since crazed gamblers enroute to Foxwoods Casino start to get really weird about Mystic
Johann Pianoforte: Damn, I'm good...
llanwydd: I like Vermont a lot. I live very near it and go there often
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
beTweenhere&eternity: Casino cows?
Bubba's Brain: I get Mystic, just holding your hand.....
Dr. Headphones: 2 min fast again. catherwood is hitting the speed in the back room
Johann Pianoforte: Didn't know they had salt licks in the casino
klokwkdog-gone-it: there is a lot of lane-dropping and just before the Casino exit, there's a hill wiht a truk lane that ends a mile from X92
beTweenhere&eternity: The Senator & ex-governor from Vermont is reason enough for a visit.
Dr. Headphones: tween: you've never bet $20 on a holstein before?
beTweenhere&eternity: Jeffords rocks. Bill be praised.
llanwydd: milk from contented Casinos
Dexter Fong: Bet $10 on a halfsteen
Dr. Headphones: jeffords is a hero
Johann Pianoforte: To win, place or show?
llanwydd: I've seen Howard Dean in person
klokwkdog-gone-it: so you have 116 yr-old people from NYC who drive once a year doing suicide cuts to the left once they realize there's no more lane
Dr. Headphones: you show me your guernsey, i'll show you my jersey
beTweenhere&eternity: INo, Dr., I had to split it with the FX man.
Dexter Fong: Quinella Box, partial wheel
Johann Pianoforte: YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken, you mean in Steeplechase?
Dr. Headphones: now, i'm pretty sure steeples ARE stationary!
klokwkdog-gone-it: unlike Goshen?
Dexter Fong: Smart peoples shop at steeples
beTweenhere&eternity: No more lane? Won't clark be disappointed?
Johann Pianoforte: No, I think they're obstacles...stationery is paper
Dr. Headphones: history channel show on about alexandria (egypt)
Bubba's Brain: He's no fun, he steepled right over.
klokwkdog-gone-it: funniest thing I ever saw was that English dog-training woman, Woodall or something, riding a Gurnsey and doing jumps
Johann Pianoforte: He was steepled to a chicken
Dr. Headphones: no shit, klok? that would be a riot!
klokwkdog-gone-it: bar none, Tweeny
llanwydd: alexandria must be a fascinating place
Dexter Fong: JP: One of my favorite jokes
Dr. Headphones: and the chicken was steepled to the floor by a mad worker for KFC
beTweenhere&eternity: Here we have the chinchillas in a steeplechase. Oh look, they've caught her!
klokwkdog-gone-it: she had a TV show that puported to be teaching owners to disipline dogs
Dr. Headphones: llan: if i could change one thing in the past, it might be the burning of the library there
Johann Pianoforte: So THAT's how they make McNuggets!
klokwkdog-gone-it: but it really seemed like some bizarre Brit comedy
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:06 PM and Bone-E-Boi steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dr. Headphones: hey bone
cease: bone
Dexter Fong: B-E-B
beTweenhere&eternity: Boi!
Johann Pianoforte: Feeling dry, Bone?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - you mean my card's no good anymore? Darn; I've carried it for the longest time
llanwydd: yeah I'd love to visit the library. That is if I could read Greek
beTweenhere&eternity: Shortness of pants?
Dexter Fong: High stool
llanwydd: hey bone
cease: homer will never be the same
Bone-E-Boi: hey
Dr. Headphones: high stool only if you ate a bag of acapulco gold
Johann Pianoforte: Geek librarians
beTweenhere&eternity: Oh, Nick, you're such a stool.
klokwkdog-gone-it: tell me the Temple of Ra is still open...!
Johann Pianoforte: D'OH!
Dr. Headphones: ra-ra-rah!
llanwydd: hi school
klokwkdog-gone-it: JP- they don't need them, just write a script
Johann Pianoforte: Ra...climbing the horizon
llanwydd: hi Lee Salassy
beTweenhere&eternity: First-born specials. This weak only!
klokwkdog-gone-it: Jah's agent on earth!
Johann Pianoforte: Ankh-a Pharoah's!
cease: love them ethiopes
klokwkdog-gone-it wonders what happens if one has a Dread Zeppelin sticker in Illinois...
beTweenhere&eternity: Phar enough...
Dr. Headphones: i wear an ankh on chain around neck. have for over 20 years. it protects me from flying saucers
Dr. Headphones: cat: i found some ethipian sax music on line the other day. really weird stuff
Johann Pianoforte: Dunno, but listening to Dread Zep is dangerous enough...
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - I think their fare is now up to an anueresis anyway
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, the dreaded popup glass. All you can drink...
klokwkdog-gone-it bought their 5,000,000 just for their "Stairway to Heaven"
llanwydd: This is the absolute truth. The website I looked at said they want to go after Pink Floyd stickers next
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - you ought to try their food. You can prepare for it by eating lots of Wonder Bread...
Johann Pianoforte: I have "It's Not Unusual" which has disco songs treated with Zep stylings
cease: sex music? is that like barry white buggering isaac hays?
Dexter Fong: Ilan: I repeat...blanket everything that moves with stickers...let them sort em out
Dr. Headphones: ethiopian food? isn't that a myth?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ilan - can Godsmack be far behind?
beTweenhere&eternity: Even Stevie's going, "Is that MF waving at me?". - Williams
Johann Pianoforte: Oh, they can pull anything that says Godsmack over and I won't mind
klokwkdog-gone-it: Nah, it's real. Like soup; you sop it up with Wonder Bread (or it looks like that)
llanwydd: like I said dex I love the idea
Johann Pianoforte: or Nickelback for that matter...
klokwkdog-gone-it: please, not Nickel Creek, though!
beTweenhere&eternity: Darfur could use some E food right about now.
Dr. Headphones: buffalo on back of nickel until recently. now it's louisiana purchase
cease: indeed
klokwkdog-gone-it: it went to the Highest Bidder, Ken ;-)
Johann Pianoforte: How much for Louisiana?
beTweenhere&eternity: Speaking of E, what's that "in memorium" business on the Skybird site?
klokwkdog-gone-it: next month: AT&T
Dexter Fong goes for refill
cease: you can buy louisiana for a nickle?
Dr. Headphones: best thing we ever bought from france
llanwydd: LOL cat!
klokwkdog-gone-it: there's people there that will sell it to you for that Cat...
Dr. Headphones: tween: gary (station manager) had wife named elaine. she's now departed for that radio station in the sky
Johann Pianoforte: There are lots of things IN Louisiana you can buy for a nickel...
klokwkdog-gone-it: not in Storyville...
Bubba's Brain: ...
llanwydd: so why is it those cajuns and creoles don't speak french
klokwkdog-gone-it: most of the Legislature, though
Johann Pianoforte: Ouch, that's sad, Ken
Dr. Headphones: ellipsis to you too, bub
beTweenhere&eternity: Thanks Ken. I thought maybe this was turning into a seiance when Elayne showed up.
klokwkdog-gone-it: they speak Arcadian
Dr. Headphones: i believe our elayne is still very much with us
Bubba's Brain: Sorr, I was going grey there. ... Elipses for Men: Gets rid of the grey.
Johann Pianoforte: I guar-an-tee
cease: i should hope so. she blogged today
llanwydd: she was with us last week
beTweenhere&eternity: They speak Cajun. Derive it from where you will.
Dr. Headphones: tee for too and too for tee
Johann Pianoforte: Man, I could use a good etoufee, preferably crawfish
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - hope she sees the Alan Moore lead article in Salon today. ROFL
llanwydd: advocating salmon for breakfast
cease: is that cuz they live in cages?
Dr. Headphones: jp: ditto, as long as it isn't *too* spicy
beTweenhere&eternity: I took 5 years of French (Parisianne). Can't under those people worth a darn.
Johann Pianoforte: Agreed, Ken!
klokwkdog-gone-it: you'll love Quebec, Tweeny
cease: great place
beTweenhere&eternity: I should visit. Bet I'd like it.
Dr. Headphones: i've only visited ontario in the canadian confederation
llanwydd: I have spent very little time in Louisiana but I know the cuisine
cease: vancouver is as beautiful as a city gets
beTweenhere&eternity: Is that part of the romulans?
Johann Pianoforte: There's such a thing as Canadian rednecks? (Confederation)
klokwkdog-gone-it: must smell great, too, Cat ;-))
cease: mmm
Dr. Headphones: jp: to hear some tell it, those albertans are close
klokwkdog-gone-it: ah, PS doing live virgin of "Hold Me Now"!
beTweenhere&eternity: J'accuse!
cease: good beef in alberta. stunning mountains
Dr. Headphones: i'd rather hold a live virgin....
Dexter Fong: Mad Cows
Johann Pianoforte: "PS"? who dat?
beTweenhere&eternity: Than a dead communist...
cease: "to canada, which isn't in this country" quoth tim robbins
klokwkdog-gone-it: polyphonic spree group, repeat of MBE on KCRW music online channel
Dr. Headphones: tween: better red than dead
cease: i go insearch of ice cubes
Johann Pianoforte: Oh...okay, heard of 'em
klokwkdog-gone-it: info on MBE site, probably also www.allmusic.com
beTweenhere&eternity: Better dead than backstreet.
Dexter Fong: Better Dead than Phish
Bubba's Brain: What about a virgin communist?
Johann Pianoforte: I'm on a power pop list, and Spree has been discussed.
klokwkdog-gone-it: I think Billy Bragg left that label, Bubba
Dr. Headphones: bubba: never had either myself, no testimony on that subject forthcoming
Johann Pianoforte: Reportedly the Spree is better live than on record - must be experienced
klokwkdog-gone-it: the mix is not as good as on the studio CD, but I'll have to pull up the video of this one
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, the state of virginia... Jefferson. Hemmings...
Dr. Headphones: yes, i love watching those hemmings jump over the cliff
Johann Pianoforte: we will feed our flower habit...
llanwydd: wondered what happened to hemmings
Dexter Fong: Blind Hemmings Jefferson
klokwkdog-gone-it: was good in Barbarella...
beTweenhere&eternity: Actually, I kinda like Phish, Dex. But there's little better than GD & Allmans at RFK/DC 1973.
klokwkdog-gone-it: check IMDB, Ilan
Dr. Headphones: llan: many descendants, they have reunion at monticello these days
Dexter Fong: They all have to come in the back door though
Dr. Headphones: twelve girls band? selling cd on history channel now, never heard of them before
llanwydd: reunion of hemmings? Are they smoked or pickled?
Dr. Headphones: dex: if old thom had come in the back door, there would be no reunion
klokwkdog-gone-it: Drive-By Truckers are pretty good, Tweeny
cease: david hemmings and montgomery cliff?
Johann Pianoforte: An oriental all-female group - saw the commercial
beTweenhere&eternity: Feed your flower habit. As long as it's not Triffids...
llanwydd: I'll bet they get pickled at the reunion
Dr. Headphones: jp: forget the music, i'll take the flute player for $200, alex
beTweenhere&eternity: Anybody catch Ron Reagan Jr. on Fresh Air today?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - didn't they tour with the Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra?
cease: roland kirk?
Johann Pianoforte: I bet she blows
llanwydd: oh hemmings! I thought it said herring
Dr. Headphones: aw, tweeny, i missed it. might have to listen to replay online
cease: captain kirk?
klokwkdog-gone-it: For some reason, I can't stand the guy, Tweeny
Bone-E-Boi: if you had to look at everyone you knew in high school THIRTY YEARS OLDER you'd get pickled, too, Ianwydd.
cease: the case of the 3 sided dream of new worlds
Dexter Fong: That guy named Ken is still on Jeapardy, been on 32 straight days
Johann Pianoforte: admiral kirk?
beTweenhere&eternity: He's going to speak at the Dem convention. The 'Pubs are incensed.
cease: some other kend
Bubba's Brain: Yes, Tween, but I tossed him back.
beTweenhere&eternity: All hail Mormon intelligence.
klokwkdog-gone-it did that in '96, BEB; not looking forward to the next...
Dr. Headphones: dex: well over $1M now. i'm getting tons of hits on my website as people search "ken jeopardy" now. over 1000 in past month
Johann Pianoforte: KHAN!!!!!
Bone-E-Boi: In fact, I need a think just drinking about it.
klokwkdog-gone-it: Dex - they might try to get him in 12-step program
Johann Pianoforte: Tweeny, that was an oxymoron...
Dr. Headphones: tween: mormon intelligence? an oxymoron like military intelligence
Dexter Fong: Ken: LOL...A definite brush with greatness =))
klokwkdog-gone-it: oxymormon?
cease: utah? i short
klokwkdog-gone-it: isn't that some kind of skin care product?
llanwydd: must we pick on the mormons?
Johann Pianoforte: Is that anything like oxycontin?
llanwydd: I've known some very nice mormons
beTweenhere&eternity: Nobody can catch him Bubba, he's too smart.
Dr. Headphones: klok: yep, oxymormon does my laundry up real white!
Bone-E-Boi: Trade Kobe to Utah.
klokwkdog-gone-it: they're all very nice, Ilan
cease: for who?
Johann Pianoforte: Someone's gonna do it, llan - might as well be us
klokwkdog-gone-it: too nice
cease: look at the shit they got for shaq
Bone-E-Boi: Too late.
Johann Pianoforte: Only your prayer clothing, Doc
Bone-E-Boi: Kobe lives in Newport Beach, which is where most of my high school classmates live.
klokwkdog-gone-it: the other thing to do is just watch re-runs of Cat Ballou
Dr. Headphones: when i get visited at front door by mormons or jehovah's witnesses, i always invite them back on saturday night for the goat sacrifice, black mass, and orgy
cease: doesnt his house have its own amusement park?
Bone-E-Boi: Except for the Mormons, they all moved to Utah, I guess.
Johann Pianoforte: No - don't make me listen to Stubby Kaye!
llanwydd: I've never seen Cat Ballou. Can you believe it?
klokwkdog-gone-it: BEB- is there something you're trying to tell us?
cease: rich as he is and willl be, with or without jail, its like chris rock said about shaq
klokwkdog-gone-it: ...or will it come out in the Inquirer?
cease: shaq is rich. the guy who signs his cheq is wealthy
Johann Pianoforte: More likely come out in the TOILET
Bone-E-Boi: You're an optimist, Klok. But I suppose there's a first time for everything.
Dr. Headphones: anyone here see tommie chong on leno the other night talking about being in prison? it was a riot
beTweenhere&eternity: I worked an Osmond family concert. To be honest, they're quite talented. I like Donnie's production. Did justice to Benson's "Lady Love Me".
cease: indeed
klokwkdog-gone-it: there's a bunch in Navoo, BEB
cease: that was brave of leno
llanwydd: I have to admit I used to get irritated with some of them who kept coming to my door
Bone-E-Boi: anything.
Johann Pianoforte: Yeah, but don't forget the great Osmond album "THE PLAN"
klokwkdog-gone-it: when I worked in DC area, their Temple always cracked me up. I thought it was an amusement park for the longest time
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ilan -- it's part of their religion. Everybody gotta spend 2 years on mission work
Dr. Headphones: i talked to donny osmond on phone once. real snippy, just "put ed on, please"
cease: we have Sikh temples like that in Van
Dexter Fong: Klok: Don't you just love it when it appears over the trees when you driving on the Beltway?
Bone-E-Boi: Camper Van Beethoven did a song about Newport Beach.
llanwydd: they have a temple in DC? Didn't know that
Johann Pianoforte: My ex-sis-in-law married a Mormon missionary...now he's a crackhead
Bone-E-Boi: brb
Dexter Fong: JP: Same thing
Bubba's Brain: I was going to make a comment involving Leonardo DiCaprio about 30 lines back, but I couldn't remember Leonardo DiCaprio's name. Does anyone remember what Leonardo DiCaprio's name is?
klokwkdog-gone-it: oh, yeah, Dex. All those straight suited DC types and there's this Disneyland-type place
cease: a definite improvement
beTweenhere&eternity: Jehovahs came recently. I was pleasant with them and told them that I used to have a JW friend and was aware of their religion. I lied about the aware part.. Thank's anyway...
cease: we had legions of them in japan. gave all us gaijin a bad name
Dr. Headphones: bub: nope, but if you hum a few bars......
klokwkdog-gone-it: much cooler than the Moonies and Washington Times if there's going to be a strange religion about
Johann Pianoforte: Leo who?
Dexter Fong: With the Angel Moroni on tippytoe blowing a hot chorus on his golden strumpet
klokwkdog-gone-it: and in SLC, they all think you're a member, so leave you alone. Outside SLC, though, it's kind of a drag...
cease: buddhism is cool but that's more a fashion thing
beTweenhere&eternity: I only worship at the temple of Bill, where you can get a great discount by using Chinese prisoners.
cease: did y'all see the southpark about the origin of mormonism?
Dr. Headphones: buddhism is not a religion, contrary to popular belief
klokwkdog-gone-it: Tweeny -- tell 'em you're an acolyte of David Koresh...
Johann Pianoforte: Priceless episode
llanwydd: Leonardo diCrappio on a golden crumpet?
Johann Pianoforte: Of course, I think most if not all episodes of South Park are priceless
beTweenhere&eternity: Wayy Wayy co. More Rapoport, if you know who he is...
Dr. Headphones: klok: i was once a devotee of guru maharaj ji. no joke, i fell for it hook, lyin', and sinker
cease: as allan watts said (quoted in Red Shift) it's a conversation
Bubba's Brain: Priceless... you mean free?
klokwkdog-gone-it: we all fell for something, Ken. sometimes more than once...
beTweenhere&eternity: Look, the Sun is turning blue!. Oh, it's paisley again...
Johann Pianoforte: Naw, that would be "ALL RIGHTS REMOVED
Dr. Headphones: i wised up when they started calling me for money
cease: saw a good tag on a website today: ask all questions. question all answers
llanwydd: what was maharara ji's claim to fame?
Dr. Headphones: jp: if all rights are removed, what's left?
Johann Pianoforte: Exactly, Ken
cease: sounds like Kesey
Bone-E-Boi: http://mrl.nyu.edu/~hertzman/cvb/albums/tflv/#ORACMS
Dexter Fong: Right Ken
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - they all need operating funds, but some are hoovers...
cease: did you read the recent new yorker about him? it was like Neal Amid all over again
Dr. Headphones: llan: you got a private mantra to say, instructions on how to live without eating, etc. the standard eastern mystical bullshit
Johann Pianoforte: Applied hooverism
Bone-E-Boi: The guitar on that song is almost as good as Phil Austin of the Fudds doing Agent Orange.
beTweenhere&eternity: You guy line up with read coats (dan of In) and march in a straight line. We'll hide in the bushes... (cosby)
llanwydd: Man, I'd like to live without eating. I'd save a lot of money
klokwkdog-gone-it: almost?
Dr. Headphones: i do have a couple lps from his "house band", the apostles. might be worth something on ebay, then again.........
beTweenhere&eternity: Never heard of the Fudds. Where can I get a copy?
Johann Pianoforte: Isn't that guitar on Agent Orange actually Skunk Baxter?
klokwkdog-gone-it: yeah, Ken, it's getting really expensive now -- it's also messy
cease: i thought his best riff was that white boys on dope kinda Tubesy thing on eobe
Dr. Headphones: commercial on tv: strip and solder at one time with "cold heat"
llanwydd: hooverism! LOL
beTweenhere&eternity: Live at Slick's Jensen?
Merlyn: I'm kind of in and out tonight, so don't worry if I don't answer. A private msg will hang around on my msg bar, though
Bone-E-Boi: I'd better admit that Skunk did that solo or he'll make a stink.
Dr. Headphones: i hang around at the msg bar sometimes, hope to pick up a hot chick
Johann Pianoforte: Ah, someone got it - thanks, Llan
beTweenhere&eternity: Good band, The Tubes. Nice sensi of humor.
cease: any luck, kend?
cease: they were great on SCTV too
Johann Pianoforte: Played as opening act for Tubes once...
Dr. Headphones: nope, cat, only hot chicks i've seen lately were fried after being rolled in flour
beTweenhere&eternity: I'm in and out of the chaka kahns.
Bubba's Brain: For anyone who's interested, got a stash of new old shirts and hats up on Lodestone -- from the '99 tour -- http://lodestonecatalog.com/FireStash.html
cease: lol
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - were they thrown against a wall first?
Johann Pianoforte: Cool beans, Bub
llanwydd: I have seven chakra khans
Bubba's Brain: "New old and old new shirts and shirt parts....?"
Johann Pianoforte: Ken, did ya find the wet spot?
Dr. Headphones: klok: no, i'm very gentile with my chickens (but not gentile with the pork!)
Bubba's Brain: They're goin' cheap.
Dr. Headphones: jp: LOL! yeah, i've heard that joke ;)
Johann Pianoforte: Oy!
Dexter Fong: Ken: Did you shake'her cans
beTweenhere&eternity: No joke, JP. Where?
llanwydd: but seriously, how do you even know you've got chakras?
klokwkdog-gone-it: LOL Ken
klokwkdog-gone-it: I usually go to the doctor, Ilan
Johann Pianoforte: Here in Springfield IL - during the Fee-less days
beTweenhere&eternity: Sheik her what?
Bubba's Brain: I had chakras once, doctor gave me medicine for it.
cease: chakres: reservation for white people
Johann Pianoforte: Sheik her bouti
klokwkdog-gone-it: but the cheap way to rid yourself is go to Agri Supply and get some sheep dip, put it in the tub...
Bubba's Brain: Ya beat me, Klok, with a stick.
beTweenhere&eternity: Must have been fun JP. Pretty good synthesists.
llanwydd: I wonder what my doctor would say about my chakras. Would I have to have them out?
Dexter Fong: On display?
Bubba's Brain: Agri Supply, wasn't that a lame-ass band from the early 80;s?
Dr. Headphones: llan: he will run MRI first, if they don't show up, you're ok
klokwkdog-gone-it: what a wonderful name for a Bombay travel agency - Chak-Res
Johann Pianoforte: Cotten wasn't in it either (or Welnick already with the Dead)..."Beauty" had backing synth track on DAT tape
beTweenhere&eternity: If you don't exorcise them once in a while, Proctor & Ossman will have to have a demon sale.
Johann Pianoforte: Only original guys at the time were Steen & Anderson...they were still good, and a lot of fun after the gig
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ilan - seriously, you can do some deep meds and experience at least the first two chakras fairly easily
beTweenhere&eternity: Put me on your band's mailing list. Ken's got my address.
Bubba's Brain: Take two chakras and call me in the morning.
Dr. Headphones: the first chakra is the one the doctor looks for when he says, "bend over and spread 'em"
Johann Pianoforte: In and Out the Chakras (Rundgren tune in '74 - wacky synths)
llanwydd: my chakra hurts!
beTweenhere&eternity: Not much of a chakra...
klokwkdog-gone-it: it's something of a mind/body trick, but seems to be real. what it really is and what religion says it is, well...
Bubba's Brain: Sounds like a pain in the chakra....
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: who should i give your address to?
beTweenhere&eternity: JP!
Johann Pianoforte: Tweeny, I'll get that addy from Ken if I don't have it already
Dr. Headphones: ah, ok, will do
Dexter Fong: Down at the chicken chakra
beTweenhere&eternity: Do you know JP?
beTweenhere&eternity: I'm new with this chat business. I'm a virgin.
Bubba's Brain: Chakra Kahn. Chakra Kahn. Chak Chak-ra Kahn. Chak chak chak chak.... Chakra Khan Chakra Khan....
Johann Pianoforte: If you were included in messages about Ken's recent site problems, I do
Dexter Fong: The first chakra will cure that Tweeny
Johann Pianoforte: Thanks, got it!
beTweenhere&eternity: Sorry to bother you Ken. Figured it out.
Dr. Headphones: good. glad i know how to multi-task :)
klokwkdog-gone-it: tell ya Tweeny, it's a tough business to try and make a living in, chats
Dr. Headphones: no bother at all
beTweenhere&eternity: Multi-tusk, wasn't that a mammoth that roamed Plains, GA?
Dexter Fong: Lived on peanouts
klokwkdog-gone-it: no, it was an experimental Fleetwood Mac release, Tweeny
Dr. Headphones: you're thinking of billy carter
llanwydd: in alambama the tuscaloosa
cease: good one, klok
Johann Pianoforte: 5 sided album?
klokwkdog-gone-it: you've mistaken it with REM...and it was Athens...
Bubba's Brain: Well, it was a multi-disc set.
llanwydd: but that's irrelephant
Dr. Headphones: penta-disk. required special turntable to play, wasn't a big seller
Bubba's Brain: or an elephant ear.
Johann Pianoforte: There's a lotta relevance in the circus
Dr. Headphones: llan: LOL! good one!
klokwkdog-gone-it: Bubba - mine was a single disc with multiple realities
klokwkdog-gone-it: yeah, Ken, the penta-disk was tough, even pornographs were easier to find
Johann Pianoforte: IN Lindsey's reality, it was a HUGE success
Bubba's Brain: 5-sided pentadisc -- when you played it you opened a gate to hell.
cease: like the borges tale of odin's disc, that had only one side
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, you want abuse... That's next door.
Bone-E-Boi: cease, you still gonna be a Lakers fan next season? It's gonna be a train wreck.
Johann Pianoforte: That may finally explain the appeal (vocally) of Stevie Nicks
klokwkdog-gone-it: Bubba - or closed one...
beTweenhere&eternity: Cirque de Soliel. Nice Wakeman.
klokwkdog-gone-it: then there was Rubik's pentadisc, but I never figured out how to play that, either
Bubba's Brain: To be safe, you needed to circle the turntable with salt.
Bubba's Brain: Welcome to side 5......
Dr. Headphones: i had a tetrahedral rubik's once, quite simple compared to the cubic rubik
Johann Pianoforte: I kept pouring margaritas on the turntable after that
llanwydd: Haven't heard any recent Wakeman
beTweenhere&eternity: Yeah, so, while we're here soaking up FST's server time... what are the bozy up to these days?
cease: you just invented the margarita
Dexter Fong: AH, these old audiophile tweaks
Dr. Headphones: llan: he works for sony now, developed the walkman
cease: they just had a gig in la
beTweenhere&eternity: That's boys. Never could spell...
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - you could make your own tetrahedral Rubik's by putting the cubic one in a microwave for 5 min.
beTweenhere&eternity: We're all bozy on this buss.
cease: west coast tour begining of next year
Johann Pianoforte: Anxiously awaiting new music from all of Yes
beTweenhere&eternity: Reasons to live on the West Coast...
klokwkdog-gone-it: i listened to walkman this AM...
cease: as opposed to most of No
beTweenhere&eternity: Union?
Bone-E-Boi: Hm, I guess I should have done International Youth Sex on Parade instead... middle aged men are rising in appreciation... here come the 12 year-olds...
Bubba's Brain: Were all Bose on this buss.
Dr. Headphones: klok: never tried that one! i bought a book that taught me non-abelian group theory while showing how to solve
Johann Pianoforte: Wish we could convince them FT boys to come to the Midwest
klokwkdog-gone-it: together or separately, JP?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:54 PM and late as usual, it's Bunnyboy, just back from Billville."
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Johann Pianoforte: No, not Union - or "Onion" as Wakeman calls it
Dr. Headphones: hop, hop, hop, bunny
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
klokwkdog-gone-it: hey, BB
beTweenhere&eternity: Not Insane! Saw them in DC in '73.
cease: hi bun
Bone-E-Boi: Bunny, Bubba's here.
Johann Pianoforte: Together...
Dr. Headphones: bun: did i send you the page about the 42# rabbit?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - you can also learn String Theory that way, but I prefer the book myself
Johann Pianoforte: Bun E Carlos!
Bone-E-Boi: Buddy.
beTweenhere&eternity: Buns, how's it hangin'?
cease: jp, somone would have to dangle a fair amount of money in front of them to do that
llanwydd: I caught a FST performance in New York City back in '81
Bubba's Brain: Oh Bunny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling....
cease: west coast is easy for them
Johann Pianoforte: I hear you, Cat - one can dream though
Bunnyboy: Bubba, Bone-E's here
cease: last time was 96? and that was without austin
klokwkdog-gone-it: I keep hearing that, Cat, but I've never been out there long enough to score
Bunnyboy: Ok, Bubba, yer turn
beTweenhere&eternity: Opening act for Rondstadt?
Dr. Headphones: if/when i win the lottery, private performance for all us chat regulars with FST. air fare included for all
Bubba's Brain: Break out the B's!
Johann Pianoforte: Sign me up, Ken
klokwkdog-gone-it: buy plenty of tickets, Ken!!!
cease: good one, kend
Dexter Fong: Shotgun
Dr. Headphones: no signs in the free speech zone, please!
cease: i plan to see them in seattle in january
Johann Pianoforte: At least you're reasonably close, cat
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, thinking about it, maybe a private car on amtrak, coast to coast hilarity ensues for all
cease: the idea that they're still touring is stunning to me
Dexter Fong: Cat: Gonna film them?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Hell, Ken, just buy Amtrak -- think big
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, See Turtle U.S. Hendrix & Cobain. Go figure.
Bubba's Brain: BeB, Bb,'s here. Bb, Beb's here. -- BB
cease: i don't know, dex. it kinda limits what else i can do, shlepping around the Big Camera
klokwkdog-gone-it: Or better yet, screw 'em - we'll all go Canadian rail! Through the Alps
Dr. Headphones: klok: i'll wait a few years and buy it on ebay
Bunnyboy: cat, saw yer fellow B.C. babe, k.d. lang last nite.
Bone-E-Boi: the fat in your brain is where all of that THC from the 1970s is stored.
Johann Pianoforte: Understand that, cat, what with DO turning 68 this year
klokwkdog-gone-it: LOL Ken
Bubba's Brain: E-bay, she-bay, you -bay, and I-bay.....
klokwkdog-gone-it: out, out fat!
llanwydd: ah yes the Can-Adian mountaynes. Yes indeed
beTweenhere&eternity: Ulp... Out on a Canadian rail and nailed to a croissant?
Bunnyboy: "And a lid of Head Cheese, pleez!"
klokwkdog-gone-it knew there was a reason he does these agonizing walks
cease: and not the healthiest 68 either
Johann Pianoforte: Klok's gone all Atkins on us
Dr. Headphones: klok: agonizing? why do it then?
klokwkdog-gone-it: to keep my BP under the Danger Level, Ken
Johann Pianoforte: Whatcha mean, cat - more problems beyond the heart?
llanwydd: what's wrong with Dave, Cat?
Dexter Fong: Ken: Pain is natures way of telling you you're still alive
klokwkdog-gone-it: Doctor was impressed today, but said I was crazy to walk in this heat
Dr. Headphones: ah, medical necessity. i guess i'm lucky, always had low/normal pressure. never been above 130/85 in my life
beTweenhere&eternity: Walk this way - aerosmith, igor, what's the difference?
Bubba's Brain: Life is nature's way of telling you you're in pain.
cease: not that i know of but he did find both the last tour and the radio show having to fly to la very taxing
Bunnyboy: Klok, don't do it! You'll court...the GOUT!
cease: but merl just saw him in minniapolis so owuld know the best. that he still gets around is amazing
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: gout doesn't get court now, uses military tribunal
Johann Pianoforte: At his age, I find that quite understandable
klokwkdog-gone-it: won't matter, BB -- can't feel my toes anymore ;-)
beTweenhere&eternity: Pain is nature's way of telling you something's wrong. I'll take a loaf.
llanwydd: maybe he's just one of those people who doesn't like to travel
Dr. Headphones: klok: not diabetic, i hope. that's extremely dangerous
cease: that would be austin, llan
klokwkdog-gone-it: Tweeny - it may be that I've cut salt to the bone and am sweating over a liter a day...
beTweenhere&eternity: BTW, thanks, JP.
Bubba's Brain: toes away, toes away, toes away, toes away, where do they go when your toes go away.....
Johann Pianoforte: No prob, Tween - you can listen to some sample tracks...
beTweenhere&eternity: Apollo, we have 11.
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ken - no, they are numb just above where I used to hit the sit-up bar....
cease: Harlem has only 1
Dr. Headphones: the daily show!
klokwkdog-gone-it: so I don't do them that way anymore, but the toes still numb. Makes gout less painful if it comes, though ;-)
llanwydd: back in the 70s I came real close to flying out to California to see FST perform. Still haven't been to CA
Johann Pianoforte: sorry we only have 8
Bunnyboy: John Kricfalusi fans rejoice: REN & STIMPY - SEASONS 1 &2, on DVD in October.
beTweenhere&eternity: Harlem used to rock. Big fan of Krupa. Try F/Mac'sTusk.
cease: your bar does sit ups?
Bubba's Brain: yeah.....
Johann Pianoforte: Damn, about time on R&S - I bought a crappy set of Time/Life DVDs
Dr. Headphones: bun: good stuff
klokwkdog-gone-it thinks doctor was annoyed; I left puddles of sweat on every place I stood, sat, rested my arm...
Dexter Fong: Time to play hide the car...see you all later or later still
Bunnyboy: JP: And this set will even have some commentaries. Ooooh...
llanwydd: back on the tusk subject again
klokwkdog-gone-it: good hunting, Dex!
Johann Pianoforte: Now I get phone calls from Time/Life all the time trying to sell me shit
Dr. Headphones sings: ivory and ebony
Dexter Fong: Thanks Brian
Bubba's Brain: later Dex.
llanwydd: nite dex
Johann Pianoforte: Excellent news, Bunny
Dexter Fong: Night you guys
Dr. Headphones: later, dex
Bunnyboy: I wonder if John K. and Billy West have buried the hatchet enough to record a joint commentary.
Johann Pianoforte: Bye Dex
beTweenhere&eternity: I'm singin' ebonics & expression...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:05 PM and late as usual, it's Electrical-Yamamoto, just back from Billville."
klokwkdog-gone-it: JP - Time to become a producer; make bad stuff, hawk to them
beTweenhere&eternity: Yam!
klokwkdog-gone-it: hey, Yam!
Electrical-Yamamoto: oi
Bunnyboy: Maybe not. There's has been a quite terse relationship, for many moon.
Dr. Headphones: joint commentary? "here we have a nice jamaican rolled in job's"
llanwydd: not familiar with john and billy
Johann Pianoforte: Did you see West do a schtick on R&S during the "I Love The 90s" on VH1?
Bubba's Brain: Zap, Yam!
Dr. Headphones: hi yam
Bone-E-Boi: Electrical-Yamamoto
Dr. Headphones: oi
Bunnyboy: The new R & S discs will be Paramount product.
Electrical-Yamamoto: Oho re we tobe nostalgic for the 90's now?
Johann Pianoforte: Heh, Klok, good idea - too bad I'm only interested in quality merch
Johann Pianoforte: Yam!
klokwkdog-gone-it: use an alias, JP. I do...;-)
Electrical-Yamamoto: Not me
Electrical-Yamamoto: No aliems in MY country
Bunnyboy: John = The original (read: ONLY) Ren, and creator of the series.
Johann Pianoforte: Okay, I'll use Jennifer Garner!
Bone-E-Boi: What a coincidence. I'm reading the Whole Earth Electrical-Yamamoto Catalog.
llanwydd: I'm about halfway through Stephen King's new Dark Tower book. Anybody read it?
Electrical-Yamamoto: I have that
Bunnyboy: Billy: The voice of Stimpy, and the "Shemp" voice of Ren, after John K. was cut loose by Nickelodeon.
beTweenhere&eternity: Hole Earth Hawking
cease: why am i not reading anything here?
Dr. Headphones: llan: i got stuck about halfway through 4th one, haven't finished it yet after about 3 yrs
Johann Pianoforte: I think Paramount handles all the Nick-related video releases, don't they?
Dr. Headphones: i'm currently reading "good omens" by pratchett and gaiman
Bunnyboy: Here's a fun site I was pointed to...
beTweenhere&eternity: How can you tell? How do you really know for sure?
cease: that was odd
Bunnyboy: www.womeninwaders.com
Electrical-Yamamoto: Cat it's all in chinese
llanwydd: I didn't buy it. I borrow books from the library
klokwkdog-gone-it: Cat - because it's all of such low quality?
Johann Pianoforte: "Good Omens" is on Terry Gilliam's future film project list
Bunnyboy: The blonde on the main page is this week's cover of THE STRANGER.
cease: not even all the chinese are in chinese
Bunnyboy: www.thestranger.com
cease: they have to stop fucking sometime
beTweenhere&eternity: Python. mmmmmmmmm
beTweenhere&eternity: The chinese or sometime?
llanwydd: Gilliam is not very prolific is he?
Bunnyboy: "So I'll just sit down here, and wait for them to come and get me..."
Johann Pianoforte: Gilliam's not prolific because of funding more than anything
Bone-E-Boi: Gilliam is a doodler.
beTweenhere&eternity: Sometime's had enough. There are other girls at the mustang ranch.
Bone-E-Boi: all the young doodler, chinese noodler, goo goo goo jooblers
Johann Pianoforte: Here's a good Gilliam website: http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/
Bunnyboy: Carry the poodler
cease: sounds antisemitic to me
Bone-E-Boi: W is the Mongolian Candidate.
Dr. Headphones: i'm against words: i'm anti-semantic
beTweenhere&eternity: I'd jump through motley hoops to work with Bowie...
llanwydd: antiseptic?
Bone-E-Boi: Mongoloid Candidate?
klokwkdog-gone-it: LOL, BEB
cease: and lesbians are anti-sementic?
Electrical-Yamamoto: That's GWB
Dr. Headphones: bone: naw, at least some of the down's people can tie their own shoes
cease: funny krugman article on that, beb
Electrical-Yamamoto: And hold an actaul job
beTweenhere&eternity: Word, Ken. The Grim Rapper's a comin'
Johann Pianoforte: LOL, Cat
Bone-E-Boi: downbeat syndrome
Electrical-Yamamoto: Word to yr momma
llanwydd: Mongoloid Candidate. That had Frank Sinatra and Laurence Harvey
Johann Pianoforte: I'd rather have a plain brown rapper
Bone-E-Boi: downer syndrome
klokwkdog-gone-it: LOL, BEB
Dr. Headphones: jp: can't have 'em plain, need bling bling
cease: mohammed ali?
beTweenhere&eternity: My mothra? What chu talkin' 'bout my mothra?
Bone-E-Boi: Denzel Washington
Johann Pianoforte: Where's ONE?
klokwkdog-gone-it watched the trailer for the new Manchurian.... groan...
Bunnyboy: Well, I 'm bwana heat up a pizza for the house. Nitey, yez.
Bubba's Brain: Just one bling for me.
Dr. Headphones: bye, bun
klokwkdog-gone-it: nite, Bun
cease: nah, denzel need a Script
Johann Pianoforte: Gamera is really sweet - he is full of turtle meat
cease: by bun
klokwkdog-gone-it: happy pie
Johann Pianoforte: Bye Bun
llanwydd: bon appetit bun
klokwkdog-gone-it: stick it to your roof for us
Bunnyboy: Your Mothra smells as bad as Godzilla's balls.
Bubba's Brain: Nite Bb.
Dr. Headphones: ah, pizza mouth. been there, done that
Johann Pianoforte: Mmmmm, goat cheese 'za
klokwkdog-gone-it has the solution, only eats frozen pizza now
Johann Pianoforte: And fire cream for dessert
Dr. Headphones: klok: hope you at least thaw it somewhat
||||||||| At 11:16 PM, Bunnyboy vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
klokwkdog-gone-it: no, eat it straight, Ken
llanwydd: I'll have to invent a recipe for fire cream
Johann Pianoforte: How does he do that?
cease: he hops in, he hops out
Bubba's Brain: I sign, you sign, we all sign for Fire sign.
klokwkdog-gone-it: ...then put on my leather pants and go out on the town...
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, rabbit flesh. It tastes like chicken
cease: very Hopi of him
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ilan - check out Comfort and Joy
Johann Pianoforte: What doesn't taste like chicken?
Dr. Headphones: kokapelli
Bone-E-Boi: chicken fingered glints. What's a glint? brb
cease: i go out of my way not to eat cute animals
Bubba's Brain: Hassenpfeffer.
Dr. Headphones: cat: they are pretty ugly once you take off the skin
beTweenhere&eternity: Let's all Hopi things are better in Darfur very soon indeed.
cease: true of all animals
klokwkdog-gone-it finds very few animals "cute", not that he approves massacreing them
Bubba's Brain: Hell, I'm pretty ugly if you take off my skin.
beTweenhere&eternity: On a slightly more comedic note... the Cheney/Edwards debate?
klokwkdog-gone-it: yeah, funny how Bush can't see way clear to a no-fly zone in Darfur...
Dr. Headphones: tween: only one smiling face in that one
Bone-E-Boi: http://oceania.digitalmedianet.com/articles/viewarticle.jsp?id=20625
klokwkdog-gone-it: Tweeny - is there going to be a 5-second tape delay?
beTweenhere&eternity: Hilarious. Clap, clap.
Bone-E-Boi: Glints have got something to do with... illumination.
Johann Pianoforte: Oh no, I'm not goin' there, Bub...too tempting
cease: Darfur is Rwanda in a different country. Bush could stop the genocide any minute. Just threaten to invade.
llanwydd: Is Lon Chaney finally going to debate Bob Edwards?
beTweenhere&eternity: Dark Side of the Moon. They put tape around microphone stands.
cease: Same with Clinton in Rwanda
Dr. Headphones: bone: i'm not artistic at all, i'll leave it to you
klokwkdog-gone-it: yeah, BEB, but most of us in the night vision biz work with much smaller units. Glints are like Bells in audio: totally useless
Johann Pianoforte: Autistic?
Bone-E-Boi: that autistic kid sure played a mean... Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have permission to quote those lyrics.
klokwkdog-gone-it: Cat - Bush is out of toys at the moment. He tried threatening NK and they knew it.
Dr. Headphones: bells in audio? you mean like when you threw in a random ctrl-g into assembly language stuff? :)
Johann Pianoforte: Aw, don't diss Townshend
klokwkdog-gone-it: go ahead, BEB, you're among fiends
beTweenhere&eternity: I'll take a gaggle of glints for the men, and some of those plastic evolver taxmen.
klokwkdog-gone-it: LOL, Ken. Thinking about dB
||||||||| Electoral Crisis Yamamoto sneaks in around 11:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cease: i dont think he can threaten NK without them killing a million or more in a pre-emtive strike on seoul, if not japan
beTweenhere&eternity: Elect Yam...
Bone-E-Boi: Really, he was just doing research... You can do lots of research on the web.
Dr. Headphones: i'm seeing double yams
Johann Pianoforte: Yam, you tryin' to clone?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Cat - do you think he cares, as long as the US body count is low? Just makes NK seem all the more evil...
llanwydd: hello again yam
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:22 PM and late as usual, it's doctec, just back from Billville."
klokwkdog-gone-it: a mutation!
Bone-E-Boi: here come the 12 year olds.
klokwkdog-gone-it: hiya DocT
Johann Pianoforte: DT!
Electoral Crisis Yamamoto: I messed up and pushed the wrong button
Dr. Headphones: herr doktor!
Bubba's Brain: Hey Doc!
doctec: hi guys, dinner is served so i can't chat now but i'll be back on afterward. i'll stay connected for now...
llanwydd: hey doc
Electoral Crisis Yamamoto spimns aimlessly in the black hole of space
klokwkdog-gone-it: Didn't Dr. Strangelove say that?
cease: doc
Johann Pianoforte: Push the button, Frank
klokwkdog-gone-it: happy din DT
Bubba's Brain: My god, its full of stars.
beTweenhere&eternity: Phil Collins - Confusion. Understandable, Yam.
llanwydd: Mein Fuhrer! I can valk!
cease: or well-lit planets
Dr. Headphones: if a black hole lights a cigarette, can anyone see it?
klokwkdog-gone-it: (Bush experiencing Gauman's Chinese Theatre 1st time...)
Johann Pianoforte: Something's coming....something wonderful
klokwkdog-gone-it: grauman's
Bone-E-Boi: droogs
Dr. Headphones: something wicked this way comes
klokwkdog-gone-it: anyone inside the event horizon, Ken
Johann Pianoforte: Gee, is Courtney Love experiencing incipient negritude?
beTweenhere&eternity: Blueher...
Bubba's Brain: The ultimate ash tray, Dr H.
Bubba's Brain: Never needs emptying.
Bubba's Brain: Then again, netihter does Courtney Love.
Bone-E-Boi: close the door and the light stays on
llanwydd: I can't stand Courtney Hole
cease: tell ralph bunche and ida lupino
klokwkdog-gone-it: Hawking just changed his mind, Bubba. Sez they might poop after all
Dr. Headphones: i have seen c.l. on tv, don't know what the fuss about her is. i think she's ugly and rude too
beTweenhere&eternity: Black Cars... (vannelli)
klokwkdog-gone-it: Ilan - do Google search for "Courtney Love Does the Math" and read that
cease: he said that a long time. he just forgot
Dr. Headphones: millie vanneli?
Bone-E-Boi: Yeah, whatever you do, don't come over here and take off all your clothes
Bubba's Brain: I wish he'd make up his mind. There's all this dark matter out there just waiting for him to decide where it goes....
Electoral Crisis Yamamoto: Vanelli Ice Cream
cease: so am i, kend, but so what?
Bone-E-Boi: I can't stand it when she does that.
Johann Pianoforte: The fuss about CL is more about Cobain than her...
beTweenhere&eternity: I courted her knees, but they said no...
klokwkdog-gone-it: yeah, maybe we're all just a fig newton of Hawking's Imagining
Dr. Headphones: cat: i won't hold it against you ;)
Johann Pianoforte: That's surprising, Tween - sounds like she never says NO
Bone-E-Boi: I'm not hungry.
beTweenhere&eternity: Do You Want To Play A Game? (hawking looking at you)
Bubba's Brain: Don't wake up, Steve. Stay asleep!
Johann Pianoforte: Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside...\
Bone-E-Boi: Zig Freud!
cease: but you are hungarian?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Flo, can it be so?
Bubba's Brain: Your knees say no, no, no, but your lips say yes, yes yes....
beTweenhere&eternity: Floyd w/Hawking - Keep Talking (yikes)
llanwydd: Courtney does math? Only to 10
Bubba's Brain: nope, just ate.
Johann Pianoforte: Rundgren tune on "Nearly Human" called "Hawking"
Dr. Headphones: haven't heard any todd rundgren since about 1975 or so. is he still around?
cease: 8.5?
Johann Pianoforte: No knee no knee no knee
beTweenhere&eternity: Don't think I have that album. Will keep it in mind. Nearly American.
cease: rundgren was great. is he still putting out music?
Bubba's Brain: Hey, no knee no knee Hey!
Johann Pianoforte: Yeah, saw ol' Todd a month ago in St. Louis touring behind new album called "Liars" - lyrics would be appreciated by many here
klokwkdog-gone-it: isn't he suing some swimsuit company?
Johann Pianoforte: Nah, that's Frampton
Bone-E-Boi: Anybody know some good Kobe jokes?
Dr. Headphones: everyone knows camels can't swim
beTweenhere&eternity: Heard about Liars. Pretty good?
cease: beef is lousy in Kobe
Dr. Headphones: "what did one beer-fed beef say to the other?"
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Electrical-Yamamoto - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: that's a joke
Johann Pianoforte: Some company put Peter's mug on bikini bottom with "Ooh baby I love your waves"
Bubba's Brain: Todd called me up last week. he said "Hello, Its me...."
llanwydd: yammie died
Dr. Headphones: only half of the yam twins died
Bubba's Brain: Just his energy.
Bone-E-Boi: Born again as Electoral Crisis Yamamoto
Johann Pianoforte: "Liars" is interesting - musically it's a cross between retro & techno
beTweenhere&eternity: Todd has a bigg head.
klokwkdog-gone-it: oops - Frampton
Dr. Headphones: i saw todd and the big head monsters once. that was one time too many for me
Johann Pianoforte: Why such a long face, Todd?
Bone-E-Boi: Todd Rungren will be playing center for the Lakers next season.
Johann Pianoforte: Actually, Rundgren has two sons that play baseball
cease: loli thought they were going to thaw out wilt chamberlen
klokwkdog-gone-it: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/07/21/1090089221720.html
Bubba's Brain: Maybe I think too much, but somethings wrong.
Bone-E-Boi: http://trconnection.com/tour/t2004
beTweenhere&eternity: I'm melting...
Johann Pianoforte: Good call, Bone
Dr. Headphones: wow, he has a cardinal playing for him!
Bubba's Brain: I'm Wilt-ing.....
klokwkdog-gone-it: gad, BEB, looks like Sun Ra's Archestra!
cease: lettuce help you
llanwydd: I feel so left out because I don't know any of Rundgren's music
Johann Pianoforte: That's Prairie Prince from the Tubes
klokwkdog-gone-it: arkestra
llanwydd: does he have any very popular hits?
beTweenhere&eternity: Sorry about your Triffids, Mr. Bush. We could only give them Delta water.
klokwkdog-gone-it: just hum along, Ilan, it's OK
Bone-E-Boi: Funkadelic bleached.
Dr. Headphones: llan: some bubble-gum pop style, some acid-inspired, most good
klokwkdog-gone-it: not in this century, Ilan
Bubba's Brain: Not in the last 25 years.
Johann Pianoforte: Llan, you've had to have heard "Hello It's Me," "I Saw The Light" or "Bang The Drum All Day"
Dr. Headphones: big back in early 70s
cease: he used to be on tv alot
llanwydd: I think I've heard hello
Bubba's Brain: popular, that is. good stuff always, but not often hitting the charts.
Johann Pianoforte: He also produced Meat Loaf
Electoral Crisis Yamamoto: Eveyone has heard that
beTweenhere&eternity: Freakin' genius w/a 16-tk. Try "A Wizard, A True Star".
Johann Pianoforte: Correct, Bub
Bone-E-Boi: The old lady produced meatloaf. Leftovers.
Dr. Headphones: i produced meat loaf a couple nights ago. no bread crumbs, so i used oatmeal ;)
llanwydd: I've produced meat loaf too. I use ground turkey
Johann Pianoforte: I would have liked to have seen ol' Todd in that Firesign "tribute" show back in April
cease: i get it from the butcher shop
Bubba's Brain: Meatloaf for dinner again.. we have that every night.....
beTweenhere&eternity: Why is my life so much more difficult than everyone elses?
cease: i ope merl took vid of it that willl be accessible somewhere
Bone-E-Boi: I'll pick Firesign for 100 dollars, Alex.
Johann Pianoforte: By all means, let me know if he did, Cat
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: it can't be that bad, you can afford a computer and most of the world can't
cease: what colour was the chromium switch?
beTweenhere&eternity: Roadie.
Johann Pianoforte: uh...chrome?
cease: he's here,jp. ask him yourself when he shows up
klokwkdog-gone-it: whatever colour you wanted it to be, Cat
Johann Pianoforte: If he comes up for air...
Bubba's Brain: You can pick a lot of Firesign for a hundred dollars..... at the Lodestone Catalog (shameless plug)....
Johann Pianoforte: Pick a bale of Firesign...
cease: i wuld call it chromium. that would be firesign for $100
Dr. Headphones: bub: if you don't bang your own drum, who will?
Johann Pianoforte: Post that URL, Bub
Bone-E-Boi: What texture is Todd Rundgren's knob?
beTweenhere&eternity: Wouldn't mind wearing a Firesign T-shirt around Austin. Not at all.
Bubba's Brain: I just want to bang on my drum all day.
cease: and fine seemreal theatre products too
Bubba's Brain: www.lodestonecatalog.com
klokwkdog-gone-it: is someone selling that Switch again? I never got to bid on it the first time
llanwydd: I've never paid more than $40 for any recording
Dexter Fong: I am doubly relocated
Johann Pianoforte: I have that bookmarked already, but for those of you less enlightened.
beTweenhere&eternity: the address to send that t-shirt is...
Johann Pianoforte: Oh, the Fong is back
klokwkdog-gone-it: 2 vehicles again, eh?
klokwkdog-gone-it: too much Grass, Bubba?
Dexter Fong: Oi Yamminator
cease: no such thing, klok
Bubba's Brain: huh?
Bone-E-Boi: Wait! Alex, I meant which is Kai's favorite Power Tool?
Johann Pianoforte: Must be good stuff...
Bone-E-Boi: Damn.
beTweenhere&eternity: Kai. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
klokwkdog-gone-it: ...maybe in Van, Cat. You people are gonna cause a major blackout one of these days...
beTweenhere&eternity: Neve. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cease: it will soon be SO legal, everyone will just grow their own in their gardens
klokwkdog-gone-it: gad, Photoshop jokes....
cease: why waste electricity
klokwkdog-gone-it: can't people switch to The Gimp and be done with it?
Bone-E-Boi: bandwidth
Johann Pianoforte: Campbell?
klokwkdog-gone-it: Cat -- in Vancouver??? Is that possible? Would it be any good?
Dr. Headphones: klok: it seems complicated from what i've seen, but i haven't spent a lot of time on it
cease: indeed, klok. it would be very good indeed
beTweenhere&eternity: Why waste, when you can use these space pants? The men won't need to go to the bathroom.
cease: and if everyone grew it, no one would need to steal it. it would go back to its natrual status
klokwkdog-gone-it: Cat - versus warm, moist case full of grow lamps????
klokwkdog-gone-it: running 24/7?
Bone-E-Boi: Surely Todd polishes the knobs on his amplifier
cease: yes klok, though watching the pot tv ads, it seems theyve got that problem solved
Bone-E-Boi: And Kai plays with his favorite Power Tool.
Dr. Headphones: nah, he's got a roadie to do that
Johann Pianoforte: You should see Todd's wife!
Johann Pianoforte: http://www.michelerundgren.com
Dr. Headphones: looks good to me!
Bone-E-Boi: She looks a bit like the Artist Formerly Known as Madonna.
llanwydd: well folks I'm going to bed. Probably catch you next week as usual
cease: what is she selling?
Johann Pianoforte: Sang backup for The Tubes...
cease: by llan
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, llan
Johann Pianoforte: Nite, Llan!
beTweenhere&eternity: Roger Powell (Utopia) for Secretary of State.
Bubba's Brain: Madonna, Madonna, I lova ya, Madonna, you're always a name away....
Dexter Fong: Night Ilan
Bone-E-Boi: Marie Osmond is better looking.
Johann Pianoforte: I'm with you, Tween!
beTweenhere&eternity: Night IIan.
Dr. Headphones: i'd convert for marie
klokwkdog-gone-it: evening, Ilan
Bubba's Brain: Nite Ilan...
Bone-E-Boi: Judy Tenuta should change her name to Madonna.
Merlyn: nite llan
Johann Pianoforte: I'll wait for Marie to convert for me
beTweenhere&eternity: Marie is a good performer. 5 brothers. Meet me in Montana, if you like pop country.
Bone-E-Boi: Just to confuse matters further.
Dexter Fong: Well deaf friends, I too am slipping into airconditioned bedroom
Bubba's Brain: But who'll chagne their name to Judy Tenuta...?
Dexter Fong: er dear friends
Bubba's Brain: Marie!
Dr. Headphones: dex: clean the floor, you wno't slip any more
Johann Pianoforte: We've already got one!
klokwkdog-gone-it: ah, what sweet name, A/C...nite Dex
Bone-E-Boi: Judy, Judy, Judy
cease: lucky you, dex
Johann Pianoforte: Dex, behave yourself (if anyone's watching)
klokwkdog-gone-it: Bubba - someone in Leningrad, FL?
beTweenhere&eternity: D'accorion, monsieur...
Dexter Fong: Night all...see you next time
beTweenhere&eternity: Bye, Dex...
Dr. Headphones: who's got d'accordion?
Johann Pianoforte: Hey, ain't Judy married to Emo?
klokwkdog-gone-it: coors + molson? NOOOOOOOO!
beTweenhere&eternity: Dion? Warwick?
Bone-E-Boi: all the good ones are
cease: no, that's elmo
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Electoral Crisis Yamamoto - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johann Pianoforte: Relax, Klok - it's not a done deal yet
cease: I? have a mill?
Bone-E-Boi: polygamy
Dr. Headphones: st. elmo to you heathens
Johann Pianoforte: Yam finally succumbed
beTweenhere&eternity: Bye Yam...
beTweenhere&eternity: Dominos, you're all falling down now.
Bone-E-Boi: elmo will be sentenced for insider trading next week
beTweenhere&eternity: Polymoogami.
Dr. Headphones: was he inside martha stewart?
Johann Pianoforte: He shouldn't be trading those insiders
Bubba's Brain: They thought he was "just a muppet", but now he's back, annointed, and ready for revenge. Its "Saint Elmo's Firepower!"
Bone-E-Boi: he's hoping to do community service to avoid jail time... but someone pointed out that Sesame Street is community service
klokwkdog-gone-it: 10
Johann Pianoforte: Nothing smells worse than a soaking wet Muppet
beTweenhere&eternity: We serve the Commune. We are Devo.
klokwkdog-gone-it: three soaking wet Muppets??
cease: no, that was grover. elmo has the fire
Bone-E-Boi: that sweetheart deal with Walmart is coming back to haunt him.
Johann Pianoforte: Are we not men?
Dr. Headphones: walmart makes sweathard deals
beTweenhere&eternity: We are Walmart.
klokwkdog-gone-it: we are not on our meds...
Bone-E-Boi: the sweatshops in Honduras
Johann Pianoforte: Only with third world children
Bubba's Brain: I imagaing Oscar pretty much smells worse than several wet muppets.
Bone-E-Boi: Elmo's looking at fifteen months
beTweenhere&eternity: No sweat.
klokwkdog-gone-it: 8
beTweenhere&eternity: Not in Mississippi. Not in NY mills. No sweat.
Johann Pianoforte: What are you numbering, Klok?
klokwkdog-gone-it: what is normal gestation for male muppets??
Bone-E-Boi: No sweatshops in Alaska
Bone-E-Boi: Or Siberia.
klokwkdog-gone-it: guess
beTweenhere&eternity: Two Trisha's.
klokwkdog-gone-it: 7
Johann Pianoforte: Dunno - ask Henson. Oops, he's dead.
beTweenhere&eternity: I'll have none of it.
Bone-E-Boi: all of the girls in the sweatshop are minors
beTweenhere&eternity: Thanks CN.
Bone-E-Boi: Some of them have started menstruating.
Johann Pianoforte: With helmets and shovels and picks?
Bubba's Brain: Today, on a very special Sesame street......
Johann Pianoforte: Oh my!
klokwkdog-gone-it: they play for Courtney Love
beTweenhere&eternity: Well, it's always good to keep the men strung along...
Dr. Headphones: 6?
Bone-E-Boi: Can you tell me how to get...?
klokwkdog-gone-it: no, 5
cease: i'm not a number, i'm a free man
Johann Pianoforte: Counting down 'til the next Catherwood?
klokwkdog-gone-it: dunno about you, but i's esspensive!
Bone-E-Boi: all of them perfectly trained
Bubba's Brain: Okay, 23, whatever you say.
klokwkdog-gone-it: 4
Dr. Headphones: willa cather would
cease: we stayed in room number 6 at a castle in portugal, turned into a hotel
beTweenhere&eternity: Pull my string...
Johann Pianoforte: Would Willa Cather?
cease: as i entered the room, i remarked, i am not a number, i'm an expensive room
klokwkdog-gone-it: what the heck did you smoke there, Cat?
Bubba's Brain: Will Em, Dafoe
Bone-E-Boi: all rise for hail to the chief
Johann Pianoforte: Must be a new year somewhere....
Dr. Headphones: in portugal, you smoke cork
cease: really good hash, actually
Johann Pianoforte: Bet that pisses off Irishmen somewhere
klokwkdog-gone-it: it makes good heatshields, although the Russians use Oak...
klokwkdog-gone-it: 3
cease: unfortunately, the euros smoke it with tobacco
doctec: logging out, and right back in...
Dr. Headphones: red oak, i guess
||||||||| At 11:59 PM, doctec vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
klokwkdog-gone-it: either way, it really gets smoked
cease: the whole continent seems to be in love with tobacco. like japan, but worse
beTweenhere&eternity: Ah, the Euros. One people under Bill.
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, that wasn't nice
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog-gone-it: 2
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 12:00 AM, dragging doctec by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Johann Pianoforte: I see dead people
doctec: ...and we're back!
beTweenhere&eternity: Doc, what's up?
klokwkdog-gone-it: OK, folks, the little hand's pointed to 12 or something and the big hand....
Bubba's Brain: I see dread people.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Bone-E-Boi: Rodney Dangerfields sees a room full of stiffs sometimes.
cease: better than them seeing you, jp
Johann Pianoforte: Sticking around this time?
doctec: i'll let you know right after i finish this vodka & red bull... :-)
doctec: johann: yes, for a leetle while
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, I must've drunk two of these Coors lites or Molson lites or whatever they want to call themselves now...Colson? Moors?
beTweenhere&eternity: I see Jerry. He's whispering... "scarlet has begonias..."
Bubba's Brain: Better than red vodka and bull....
klokwkdog-gone-it: and the big hand is...
Dr. Headphones: drum sticking
klokwkdog-gone-it: well anyway: 1
doctec: put in extra time at the office, got to lili's just as she was whompin' up some vittles
cease: i think that is an evil merger and i dont drink beer
klokwkdog-gone-it: so I will see you at the next meeting and may you all fare well...
cease: love them vittles
doctec: had just enough time to log in & let everyone know i'm here
Bubba's Brain: whompin?
Dr. Headphones: klok: when i lived in tampa, ate dish called "moros". moors in english. it's black beans and rice cooked together so the rice is a dirty gray
Bone-E-Boi: Rodney Dangerfields... is that like Inside John Malkovich?
cease: we'll do our best
Johann Pianoforte: See ya, Klok - stay hideous
doctec: yeeeee-hawwwwwww
cease: off you tick
Dr. Headphones: bye, klok
doctec: nite klok
Bone-E-Boi: they're all wearing Bill's face
doctec: sorry i missed you
klokwkdog-gone-it: well, I got the 16oz Lites thinking they would cancel out the subwazh sandwich i ate but they kinda made me sleepy, so goodnight everyone...
Johann Pianoforte: heapin helpin of hospitality
Bubba's Brain: nite klok.
beTweenhere&eternity: We're we.
klokwkdog-gone-it: sounds delish, Ken. Bye
||||||||| At 12:03 AM, klokwkdog-gone-it vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
doctec: this is first time i've done the chat from my new laptop
Dr. Headphones: bone: what's bill wearing?
Johann Pianoforte: Sleepy Joe!
beTweenhere&eternity: That's us.
Bubba's Brain: sweeet
cease: how is it, doc?
Dr. Headphones: doc: you enjoying it, i hope?
Johann Pianoforte: what type o' lapper, doc?
Bone-E-Boi: camusflauge
doctec: it totally kicks ass - my desktop system becomes a secondary workstation
doctec: johann: hp pavillion zd series -
doctec: it's the nazz!
doctec: dr. h: yes i am
Johann Pianoforte: Geez, let's get off this Rundgren thread...
doctec: still have a lot of work to do, getting music & audio software loaded & configured
beTweenhere&eternity: I dated a woman once. Her name was irene.
doctec: something/anything?
Johann Pianoforte: Ryan, Tweeny?
Dr. Headphones: i've dated women more than once, but never one called irene
Bubba's Brain: Why, is it unravelling?
doctec: tryin' ta change the world on a cee-dee's worth of tunes
Dr. Headphones: ravel's bolero
Bone-E-Boi: say good night, Dick
cease: i've had dates and i've had women. i prefer women.
beTweenhere&eternity: FST. Fans. Let's talk about something other than current politics. Oh, Afghanistan...
Dr. Headphones: i've had sweet dates and sour women
Bone-E-Boi: Good night, Irene.
Dr. Headphones: fans? i prefer them on the ceiling
cease: ledbelly, aint you dead yet?
beTweenhere&eternity: Say goodnight Merle.
Johann Pianoforte: I don't want fans looking at my bald spot
Bone-E-Boi: Merlin Olson?
Dr. Headphones: my bald spot is my entire head now
cease: why were rowan and martin ever considered funny?
Johann Pianoforte: "...last night, I lay down sleepin'..."
Merlyn: goodnight merle
Dr. Headphones: cat: we didn't know better at the time
cease: yeah, that happens, kend
beTweenhere&eternity: Ya, the Olsen hair repair magic werks.
Johann Pianoforte: You had to be there...or there drunk...or just drunk
Bone-E-Boi: Little House on the Prairie
Dr. Headphones: my ex used to watch that all the time. i called it "little outhouse on the prairie"
cease: that was the only show in english on tv in japan when i lived fhere
Johann Pianoforte: Nellie Olsen hair repair
cease: stilll couldnt watch it
Bone-E-Boi: Cease, we'll answer that question next show
doctec: nite merly
beTweenhere&eternity: Vould you like to try our sheep bladder massage?
Johann Pianoforte: pretty damn saccharine show
cease: merle
Johann Pianoforte: With a twist of lemming, please, Tween
beTweenhere&eternity: Merle LNO IN.
Bone-E-Boi: the inseparable, anorexic Olsen twins will soon be known as the Olsen twin
beTweenhere&eternity: Ya, ve got your place in da universe...
Bubba's Brain: Don't have any lemming. There's some mroe over there, over that cliff.
Johann Pianoforte: Feeding that flower habit again...
Dr. Headphones: cliff richards. now THERE was a rock star ;)
Bone-E-Boi: gimme a pack of Rodney Dangerfields.
beTweenhere&eternity: You vill vork for Billville like AmNig.
Dr. Headphones: so big i even forgot the name of his ONE hit....
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "12:11 AM and late as usual, it's formality, just back from Billville."
doctec: once you work for billville, there's no turning back
Bone-E-Boi: iwannatellya
Dr. Headphones: formality, huh? we're pretty informal here, but you're welcome anyway ;)
Johann Pianoforte: Of course, Cliff was huge in England...
beTweenhere&eternity: It's our new company. Less oversight by the administraters.
Dr. Headphones: jp: then he went on a diet
Johann Pianoforte: You want U.S. hits: "Devil Woman," "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Bubba's Brain: Hey, we're all casual here. No standing on formality.
Dr. Headphones: no bells ringing with just title, hum a few bars for us
Johann Pianoforte: I'm standing on a tux...
beTweenhere&eternity: Ve have vays of making you "Keep Talking".
formality: young ones, livin' doll, muthafuqua!
cease: formality
formality: can we swear?
Johann Pianoforte: How about the Xanadu duet with Olivia - "Suddenly"?
Bubba's Brain: I'm standing on a C... .a bouncy C....
Dr. Headphones: we can swear if we want
cease: formaldhyde's brother?
Bone-E-Boi: Being John Malkovich... not Inside John Malkovich
formality: just checking
Bubba's Brain: It sure sounds like it.
Johann Pianoforte: You gellin'?
cease: fuckn write, form. just cant spell
Bone-E-Boi: That would be a quite different movie.
Bubba's Brain: Inside Being John Malkovich.
beTweenhere&eternity: Ve can't talkfth herfre.
Dr. Headphones: should we swear? depends on your state of mind (or province of mind for cat, being canadian and all that)
cease: nor selling
cease: great fuckin flick
Bone-E-Boi: It would be a different movie if it starred Rodney Dangerfield.
Bubba's Brain: ... .Or Being inside John Malkovich..... now that's a different movie.
formality: or independent republic of mind
cease: i live in a Much Freer Country, true
doctec: The Making Of "Being Inside John Malkovich"
Dr. Headphones: anyone here see "pi"? black and white, very dark flick, don't watch if you're depressed and/or suicidal
Johann Pianoforte: That's scary, Bub
cease: yeah, this yogi berra tale is great
formality: very good, saw it alone in a theatre
Bubba's Brain: Yes, H, svereal years ago.
Bone-E-Boi: The making of Rodney Dangerfield
doctec: dr. h: pi is one of my fave flicks!
Dr. Headphones: inside john malkovich's being making whoopee?
cease: you were the only person in the theatre?
Dr. Headphones: doc: i bought it a few months ago, watched once, haven't worked up the courage to watch again eyt
Dr. Headphones: yet
formality: i was a teenager or somethin
cease: better than being the only person in a theatre of war
formality: no
Johann Pianoforte: Gimme a slice of butterscotch with chocolate chips pi
cease: i've heard of them
Bone-E-Boi: No Whoopi. No Margaret Cho.
cease: 3.14 chips per cookie
Dr. Headphones: i bought it as double-pack, another by same director, didn't watch it, don't even remember name
Bubba's Brain: I was a teenager for roosterama....
cease: dont make a Korea out of it, sgt
formality: this is just how I thought it would be
doctec: dr. h: does the dvd have any extras a la 'making of', background info etc?
formality: off the wall puns and shiite
Dr. Headphones: "requiem for a dream"
doctec: (i've seen it on cable 2 or 3 times, never rented dvd)
Johann Pianoforte: Oh, a virgin!
Dr. Headphones: doc: it might have, i turned it off after the end of flick, haven't looked again
Bone-E-Boi: No shiite.
doctec: requiem is another fave flick of lili's and mine
beTweenhere&eternity: Oh, Afganistan.
cease: no sunnis need apply?
Bone-E-Boi: sunni or later, love is gonna get ya
formality: unless they're on the sunni side of the street
Bubba's Brain: You are my sunni, my only sunni, you make me happy when skies are gray....
Dr. Headphones: special features: director's commentary, actor's commentary, behind the scenes, lost scenes, music video, theatrical trailers, production notes
doctec: requiem is also dark, looks at drug addiction from both the legal and illegal standpoints
beTweenhere&eternity: We have military bases in former USSR republics. Thanks, Osama!
Johann Pianoforte: That's just a grass roots campaign, Bone
doctec: sunni side up?
Dr. Headphones: ok, i'll try "requiem" soon on your recommendation, doc
beTweenhere&eternity: La, la, la, la, la...
cease: sunniside superman dont take no shiite from no one
formality: with kurds and way
cease: up, up, and up
beTweenhere&eternity: Kurt Kessinger?
Dr. Headphones: doc: i've been on the legal and illegal side of drugs. legal is safer, illegal is more fun
beTweenhere&eternity: Let's all take a deep breadth, and figure out what this country stands for...
doctec: ellen burstyn was nominated for best actress for her role in 'requiem'
Johann Pianoforte: I've looked at drugs from both sides now...
formality: drug free is the way to be!
doctec: (she was beaten by halle berry - 'monster's ball')
formality: i'm just fuckin' with ya
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, doc, didn't even look at cast. will watch for sure now
Johann Pianoforte: And don't forget Jennifer Connelly (arrrrRRRRRow!) is in Requiem too
cease: i dont know that flick, doc
Dr. Headphones: formality: free drugs iz better!
beTweenhere&eternity: Never heard of it Doc. What's it about. About this land? About these people?
Bone-E-Boi: hey, I'm sorry, but we're in the middle of a rumble here. We can't make our standup comics timid just to please the politicians.
doctec: johann: yeah, jen was really great in 'requiem' - jared leto too
Dr. Headphones: it's about this wide....
cease: abut this counrty we're singing about
Bubba's Brain: Now that you've all given your secrets, I have a confession to make... I am a communist for the FBI!
beTweenhere&eternity: It's about this country. I was bourne, an American...
formality: well it's about this long
formality: guess what that's from
Bone-E-Boi: a really good joke could be the difference between life and death out there.
formality: just kidding
cease: saw this local history thing called storeum last week. it would be great if one had never been to worlds fairs, disneyland, et al
Johann Pianoforte: I was raised an Armenian
Dr. Headphones: and i'll die an armenian
doctec: 'requiem' is more bleak than 'pi', that's for sure
beTweenhere&eternity: He makes me want to wear dresses.
Dr. Headphones: f: we're wicha there
Bone-E-Boi: I'm off to scour Google for some Kobe jokes. Nite.
Johann Pianoforte: In hysteria with Khomenians
formality: he's doin' batman. so to speak
Bubba's Brain: I want to wear Lisa Germano's dresses.
Dr. Headphones: bye, bone
Johann Pianoforte: Later, Bone
beTweenhere&eternity: Sha? Sha, it Kosha...
doctec: nite b-e-b
cease: by bone
Bubba's Brain: Bite, Beb...
Bubba's Brain: I mean Nite Nen...
Bubba's Brain: Er, Nite, Beb.
Johann Pianoforte: Fiddlin' with Lisa Germano dress?
Dr. Headphones: my big black cat in lap, shedding like crazy. i have a handful of black hair. too bad it doesn't match what i used to have, i'd glue it on
beTweenhere&eternity: Your choice. Mine? Mamey Eisenhower. What a dish.
Bubba's Brain: She makes me feel like a natural woman.
Bubba's Brain: Or was that Aretha?
formality: in two yeats that will be fasionable
Bubba's Brain: Nope, musta been Carole King.
Johann Pianoforte: Nah, that's a national woman
Dr. Headphones: urethra! clitora! diarrhea!
cease: like long rotted food?
beTweenhere&eternity: Franklin's mint Julip. MMM Tasty.
formality: coitus
beTweenhere&eternity: You have the plague...
Johann Pianoforte: I don't think Form gets the P&B ref...
Bubba's Brain: At your cervyx.
cease: Sir Vicks, I have something for your cough
Dr. Headphones: channel 85 is my favorite non-firesign firesign collection of frivolity
beTweenhere&eternity: I could have been a continental...
cease: what is it, kend?
formality: tv or not tv?
Johann Pianoforte: Ya know, I don't think we've been visited by anyone with a cervix tonight!
Dr. Headphones: yep, tv
beTweenhere&eternity: I could have been some body's.
Johann Pianoforte: Okay, I take it back - Form does get it...
Bubba's Brain: cervix with a smile....
doctec: dr. h: there are some brilliant bits in there
Merlyn: don't get crotchety
Dr. Headphones: i had a cervix once, but i let it get away......
doctec: we take drugs seriously in our household
formality: stay alive in '85.
Johann Pianoforte: Can't help it Merl - I've been trying to get a handle on it!
beTweenhere&eternity: Marcianno cherry with that pink lady?
||||||||| "12:28 AM? 12:28 AM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the couch.
cease: ah, merl. someone asked here earlier. will there be any footage of the firesign in la gig available on the site or somewhere?
llanwydd: well I didn't go right to bed
doctec: this is not a real test ... your concern at this point is enough
Johann Pianoforte: That were me, Cat
Dr. Headphones: my ex-wife's grandmother used to sing a song: "i don't have my cherry but i still have the box that it came in."
Dr. Headphones: wb, llan
beTweenhere&eternity: Welsh! Your prince has a horse face.
cease: only as far as fridge, llan?
Johann Pianoforte: Although I was referring to the "Let's Eat" show from April...
llanwydd: I don't remember who it was but someone suggested I look at an article about Courtney Love on the web and I did
cease: good one, kend
beTweenhere&eternity: Courtney is looking for a husband.
formality: you guys (and gals) heard the one called stoned live radio?
Johann Pianoforte: Be afraid, Llan, be very afraid
Dr. Headphones: cat: even better when you see a 70 year old woman singing it
llanwydd: I am stunned that she is complaining about making 45,000 a year
beTweenhere&eternity: 1967
llanwydd: I'd like to be making that much but besides that I'm sure she is
cease: not that i know of, form. what is it?
formality: i think its a lets eat
Johann Pianoforte: We've probably heard it, Form - don't know the exact clip in that file
llanwydd: making more than that, i mean
llanwydd: what a spoiled brat
formality: its about red nuts and harry cox and china
cease: one of the let's eat radio shows from 1971?
beTweenhere&eternity: Edward, my darling Edward. How shall we feed the millions of glists that compose our nanosphere?
Dr. Headphones: so much from let's eat that is funny, but i can never put my finger on which one each bit is from
formality: funny funny shit
cease: oh that one
Johann Pianoforte: Someone should take Courtney's Cobain money away and put it in a trust for the daughter
formality: she'll just kill her, too
Johann Pianoforte: good call, F
llanwydd: she says "How am I going to live on $40,000 a year?"
beTweenhere&eternity: You have a daughterboard? My daughter's bored. We should get together.
Bubba's Brain: Mama don't you take my Cobain-chrome away....
formality: it's not funny, but it is
beTweenhere&eternity: The apartment is SF costs $35,000 for a 1 bdrm.
Johann Pianoforte: I'm the Chairman of the Bored...
Dr. Headphones: a month or a year?
llanwydd: what a horrifying thought to have to live on $45,000 a year when you have a heroin habit
Johann Pianoforte: Is that anything like Adrenachrome?
beTweenhere&eternity: Sorry. IN SF.
Dr. Headphones: jp: it's a myth that adrenochrome is a hallucinogen
beTweenhere&eternity: Why not buy my new money-making program?
Johann Pianoforte: What can I say? I'm into mythology!
Dr. Headphones: tween: i already have a scanner and printer, why do i need your program?
formality: it's a reference to eating peoples eyes to absorb their soul, i think
beTweenhere&eternity: City on the Bay. Na, na, na, na, na....
Johann Pianoforte: I'm just riffing on "Fear and Loathing..."
llanwydd: I wonder if Courtney Hole has ever had anything good to say about anyone
Dr. Headphones: speaking of journey, the rendition of "star spangled banner" by neal schon i saw in dallas last month rivalled the hendrix version
beTweenhere&eternity: Because I've sold it to ove 10,000 people just like you who have cheanged their lives with my zero down real estate program.
Bubba's Brain: And I'm just loating and fearing Riffing....
beTweenhere&eternity: Sloppy typing. Sorry.
Johann Pianoforte: How does one "loat"?
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: i'm going to offer you a deal: you send me your real estate program and i'll give you the secret to penis reduction
cease: wow, kend
doctec: courtney's lips are dangerously close to taking over the rest of her face
Bubba's Brain: with an h
llanwydd: I know all about fear and loating
cease: good one, doc
formality: with my program you'll learn to use money to buy thing in what I like to call "stores"
cease: watcher of fox news: fear and loafing
llanwydd: she's the yoko ono of the 21st century. Famous for her husband
Dr. Headphones: formality: i hope you have trademarked that concept. u.s. plus will steal it from you
Johann Pianoforte: Stores? Gee, Grandpa, what are stores?
beTweenhere&eternity: They didn't attack NYC. They attcked the US. They didn't attack Clinton. They attacked a man who they knew would would respond with something that was not commensurate. They played GWB like a fish.
Dr. Headphones: yep, a fish. "tuna piano" and all that
formality: i agree
cease: grow them in your toilet for fun and profit
doctec: yoko ono without the intellect
Johann Pianoforte: Yum, schnook!
beTweenhere&eternity: And now, my wife and I would like to return to the thrilling adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye.
Johann Pianoforte: Yoko Ono without class
Dr. Headphones: speaking of u.s.plus, see http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0719-15.htm*
formality: and so far he has met all of bin laden's demands
Dr. Headphones: without the asterisk
llanwydd: I've never seen such an obnoxious "celebrity"
Dr. Headphones: http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0719-15.htm
doctec: though courtney can do a decent banshee scream she puts her mind to it (what little of it she has)
cease: class? she doesnt even have a teacher
formality: taking out saddam, pulling troups out of saudi arabia
Dr. Headphones: it seems that the text message i copied that from was BOLD
Johann Pianoforte: Ooh, scary, Ken
llanwydd: she said bands might as well work at a 7-11 for all the money the record companies steal from them
Dr. Headphones: very scary, and serious
doctec: ok guys, it's 12:39am here on the least coast & i have to get a little shuteye
Johann Pianoforte: Let's pull Bobby Troup out of Saudi Arabia
beTweenhere&eternity: So, how are the Weathermen in Wisconsin?
Bubba's Brain: which eye?
Dr. Headphones: ok, doc, be good, say hi to lili, and enjoy the weekend
cease: sleep well, doc
Johann Pianoforte: Well, that's one thing that Courtney's right about, Llan
Johann Pianoforte: Nite DT
formality: but i still think he's the greatest president in the world
Dr. Headphones: doc: before you go, do you have a DVD burner?
doctec: glad i could spend a leetle time here anyway this week - will try to get here earlier next week. thanks dr. h., i will pass along to the zeitgeist babe
cease: precedent?
Johann Pianoforte: A good read about the music biz is the new book by Jacob Slichter from Semisonic
beTweenhere&eternity: Anybody got any string?
llanwydd: I don't think we'll ever see her working at a 7-11
doctec: yeah, new laptop has dvd burner on it
llanwydd: or working at all
Dr. Headphones: will be in contact with you then
Johann Pianoforte: Anybody got any lynch?
Bubba's Brain: Nite Doc.
doctec: cool - nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................
||||||||| At 12:43 AM, doctec vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
beTweenhere&eternity: Court Sarapova?
Dr. Headphones: jp: just sit still, when the horse moves, you will have all you need
cease: is jessica out?
llanwydd: how can anybody say they can't get by on $45,000 a year and how dare they complain about it if they haven't got a scrap of talent
Johann Pianoforte: Well, Courtney doesn't have room to bitch, agreed - but there's plenty of nasty stuff in the music biz
llanwydd: I work really hard as a stage actor and I usually don't get paid at all in the productions I get involved in
beTweenhere&eternity: 'Cause ya buy hot dogs w/American Express in SF. Pay it off in a year or two.
Dr. Headphones: llan: i could live above my current conditions quite well on that. hell, i don't even owe that much on my house. pay it off, deliver pizza one night a week and live well
cease: but you're appreciated, llan
beTweenhere&eternity: That's an exxageration, but the housing is pretty ridiculous from what I've heard.
Bubba's Brain: Well, I gotta shut some eyes, preferably both, too. See you'all next week.
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, bub
cease: bybub
Johann Pianoforte: I wish I made that kind of money...I have a feeling that struggling musician is somewhat akin to struggling actor
llanwydd: thanks, cat
Johann Pianoforte: Nite, Bub!
beTweenhere&eternity: Now, if you want Rangers trying to stop Mexican drug dealers. Kill Bill. Well, it's cheaper here.
Bubba's Brain: Have a good one, and if you can't have a better one than you would have had.....
llanwydd: nite bub
Bubba's Brain: nYtE aLL.
||||||||| 12:46 AM -- Bubba's Brain left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
beTweenhere&eternity: So, what's the best synth piano available. I'm voting for Kurzweil.
llanwydd: well you know something, I've been thinking very seriously about moving out to California and going to acting school
Johann Pianoforte: I agree - in fact I play a PC2X
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: i hear fisher-price has a new model out, sounds rather like a celeste ;)
cease: are there acting schools closer to where you live, llan?
beTweenhere&eternity: Yesssss. AES 2600.
llanwydd: there is a really good one in Hollywood that I've been looking at
Johann Pianoforte: I'd love to get a 2661, Tween
beTweenhere&eternity: Ever had a finger on a Voyager?
llanwydd: there is one in NYC but there are so many things I could do on the side out in Hollywood
Johann Pianoforte: Nope, would love to try one.
Dr. Headphones: no, but i put my nose to the window of an apollo capsule once ;)
beTweenhere&eternity: So JP, what brought you to the realm of the Firesign Theatre?
Johann Pianoforte: My analog synth chops are a bit rusty, but like the proverbial bike...
llanwydd: So, what is a Voyager. Not talking about the Plymouth are we?
cease: anything like a dionysis capsule?
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| formality - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
beTweenhere&eternity: Minimoog out of SC.
Johann Pianoforte: Moog synth - new digital version of Mini-Moog
Dr. Headphones: ah, formality is dead. long live informality!
beTweenhere&eternity: Sorry, NC.
cease: they go, they go
Johann Pianoforte: Disease, disuse...
beTweenhere&eternity: Not digital. Digitally controlled.
beTweenhere&eternity: Me like Wakeman. Mr. Spiderhands.
Johann Pianoforte: Well, if you want to split hairs - I'm keeping it simple for those less in the club
Johann Pianoforte: I want to see the forthcoming Kurzweil virtual analog synth
Dr. Headphones: i'm not in the club, but i'll call a spade a spade
beTweenhere&eternity: It's analog. Far better than the original. Cost ya $3500 for one note though.
llanwydd: I've heard Wakeman but not Spiderhands
llanwydd: Oh, Wakeman is Spiderhands! I get it
beTweenhere&eternity: I'd like to visit the Kurzweil factory :)
Johann Pianoforte: Wakeman is Spiderhands!
Dr. Headphones: "one note samba"
beTweenhere&eternity: 1 1/2 octave reach. Hands insured by Lloyds of London.
llanwydd: I have noticed the spider influence in Mr. Howe, though
llanwydd: I've seen them up close
Johann Pianoforte: If it came down to buying a Voyager or doing a virtual, I'm afraid I'd do the virtual...money is an object sometimes.
cease: ok, i'll be spidering off.
cease: see you next week
Johann Pianoforte: Spindly fingers on that Howe.
llanwydd: nite cat
Johann Pianoforte: Cat, take care!
Dr. Headphones: bye, cat
beTweenhere&eternity: I saw the Relayer tour 3x. Grid bless Switzerland.
llanwydd: One reason he plays the guitar so well is because his fingers are so long
Johann Pianoforte: Tweeny, you heard any Spock's Beard?
beTweenhere&eternity: OK, so RW isn't Chick Corea. RTF
Dr. Headphones: ye gods! it's almost 1am. think i'll say TTFN
Dr. Headphones: later, dear friends
Johann Pianoforte: Ken, take it easy!
beTweenhere&eternity: Kaylee?
||||||||| 12:56 AM -- Dr. Headphones left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: I keep hearing ABOUT spocks beard but have never heard them
beTweenhere&eternity: Bye Doc...
Johann Pianoforte: Great present day prog band - reminiscent of old Genesis and Gentle Giant
Johann Pianoforte: Kayleigh, that's Marillion
Merlyn: I'm going to cut out, too.
Johann Pianoforte: See ya Merl
llanwydd: I didn't hear Gentle Giant until the 21st century
llanwydd: nite merlyn
||||||||| 12:57 AM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Johann Pianoforte: If you like Yes, Gabriel-era Genesis, and Gentle Giant, you must listen to Spock's...good stuff
llanwydd: was too busy listening to Yes in the 70s
llanwydd: have not heard any progressive bands of the 80s or 90s
Johann Pianoforte: Looks like things be slowin' down. I think I'm going to depart too.
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bone-E-Boi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: Yeah me too. Nytol
Johann Pianoforte: Do yourself a favor, Llan - scope out Spock's.
Johann Pianoforte: Nite to all - see ya next week
||||||||| 1:00 AM -- Johann Pianoforte left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: I'll try, johnny
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
beTweenhere&eternity: Johnny's Garden - Manassas
beTweenhere&eternity: So, IIanwydd. How's the weather in Belfast?
beTweenhere&eternity: Homeworld - Yes w/Igor Khoroshev
beTweenhere&eternity: Long may you run - Stills
beTweenhere&eternity: 'Nite All
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| beTweenhere&eternity - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
C O TuTu
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
Electoral Crisis Yamamoto
Johann Pianissimo
Johann Pianoforte
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