A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 30, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with early bird vs. late worm close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 7:20 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
early bird vs. late worm : Debate! That ain't a funkin' debate.
||||||||| It's 7:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| early bird vs. late worm - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:59 PM, dragging Bubba's Brain by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: Just in time
Bubba's Brain: Yup...
Bubba's Brain: By the way, say Hi to everyone at the conference for me tomorrow. I decided not to go because of an upper respiratory infection.
Merlyn: hokay
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hello, dear friends and enemas :)
Bubba's Brain: This thing hit me last weekend, and most days this week I've made it in to process orders and then just went home.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: ah, bub, i feel for you. bad thing to have
Bubba's Brain: Been sleeping half the day, and can barely talk.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: if it hasn't made it into the fingers, then you'll be ok here
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i may be only half here (does that make me "monophonic"?) because of the debate
Merlyn: Remember what happened to Tiny Dr. Tim
Bubba's Brain: me too...
Bubba's Brain: I've been on Augmentin since last weekend -- I'm not ignoring it.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:07 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Cat.
cease: i can make america safer too. by moving to canada. oh, i did that already
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hi cat
Bubba's Brain: better than 90%?
Merlyn: can morley make america safer?
cease: benway?
cease: he never shows up here
Bubba's Brain: Can mort make america sahl?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i ben dis way and dat way
cease: got some sort of job, or some dumb shit like that
Bubba's Brain: And, uh, uh......
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: george is already at a loss for words and talking slowly
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i got an email about making the debate a drinking game. by those rules, i should have already had 2 beers and a shot
cease: very samll words
Merlyn: single shots or full-auto?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Brisbane McDerrmont close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: if it's russian liquor, one shot it enough
Brisbane McDerrmont : Hi, or in Doc’s case, Hi Hi.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey bris!
cease: i'm on sangria, like a good antiwar spaniard
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i'm going ster crazy, thus the nickname
Merlyn: shtay hi!
Brisbane McDerrmont : Cool, like ice.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: unmercilessly! ruthlessly! (where's ruth?)
Brisbane McDerrmont : Gov. JEBuchadnezzar proclaims:
cease: every ass at our disposal, the republican policy
Brisbane McDerrmont : “Adversity makes you stronger,”
Brisbane McDerrmont : 75% of Floridians qualify for the Olympic weightlifting team,
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: vociferously? how the hell did he manage that?
Bubba's Brain: I was discussing the Bill O'Reilly / Jon Stewart thing on an email group earlier this week. There was someone without cable who didn't know who either one was -- I explained it this way "Both Bill O'Reilly and Jon Stewart (The Daily Show) are commedian's who have shows which are brilliant fakes of real news shows... Only Bill O'Reilly doesn't realize it."
Brisbane McDerrmont : OR do they?????????
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: jon stewart was on charlie rose's show earlier this week. brilliant comedian
cease: i missed that, but i try not to miss the dialy show
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bill o was on 60 minutes, said rush was an entertainer. he neglected to say he was also
Bubba's Brain: Bill O'Reilly said 89% of viewers of Daily Show were "stoned slackers"
Brisbane McDerrmont : Most amusing, I hope you don't Oh rile anyone.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with klokwkdog-derator close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i guess i'm an 11%er
Merlyn: Bill o is not entertaining
cease: outsourced that job too, great line
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey klok
klokwkdog-derator: howdy all
Merlyn: anyone working on the Nick Danger game? I'm trying to get the last picture out the door.
cease: klok
Bubba's Brain: I don't think he's entertaining either... I think he's fucking scary.
cease: hey, kerry is funny, at least thus far
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
cease: i avoid games. unfortunately so do the blue jays
Brisbane McDerrmont : All then thar stoned slackers at the gulag, damn dirty hippies.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: cat: aren't they moving to washington now?
Bubba's Brain: Comedy Central put out statistics proving Daily show watchers were better educated than Bill O'Reilly watchers....
Brisbane McDerrmont : I did Nick Danger for a while, didn't win the game but really dug playin'.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i'm not much for that type of game, so i'll just forfeit now and let someone else win
Merlyn: I'm going to try to get David Ossman to record some monologues for a Mark Time game next
Brisbane McDerrmont : Wifey has a tea, for me, and her fake-latte ready. Perhaps I'll be back later. bye
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: later, bris
klokwkdog-derator: enjoy, Brisbane
Bubba's Brain: Bush is such a deer-in-headlights....
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i disagree. deer usually run before you get there. he just keeps on keeping on telling the same lies
klokwkdog-derator: kcrw music is playing Bjork. lots of places are playing Bjork. I don't "get" Bjork, esp. the Olympics thing.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey klok, last night here, 39. it's probably moved over to your area now. enjoy :)
Bubba's Brain: Bjork, Bjork, Bjork...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: for those of you of the celsius persuasion, that's about 4
klokwkdog-derator: At least, KCRW is not taking over the musik channel to add users to what I presume is the debate coverage on simulcast
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i'm doing the debate on pbs
klokwkdog-derator: anyone watching the debate -- is it insipid yet?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hell, klok, it was that way before it began!
klokwkdog-derator: right Ken, sorry
Merlyn: see the newsgroup alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: 32 friggin' pages of rules?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: and they have already broken at least one of them. they were not supposed to show the opponent while other one was speaking
Merlyn: No, 32 pages of friggin' rules. Friggin is a very complex game.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: it doesn't matter how you play the friggin' game, it's whether you win or lose
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: oops, did i get that backwards? perhaps. perhaps not.
Merlyn: is there friggin' in the riggin'? Is this frig rigged?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: he pointed! he pointed! foul. 5 yard penalty!
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i wish i had a pinocchio wand to wave right about now....
Bubba's Brain: He "doesnt want to get to how were going to pay...."
Bubba's Brain: Of course he doesn't
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: changed the culture of the fbi. new and improved, with lactobacillus!
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "let me ... first tell you ... "
cease: anyone noticed that bush's smirk has a life of its, own, ala cheshire cat?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: don't compare him to a cat. my pets are smarter than he is
cease: hey, i'm a fucking cat. that isnt the point
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Brisbane McDerrmont - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: how many lies can he cram into one sentecne, is this the modern equivalent of angels dancing on a pin
klokwkdog-derator: Hi Dear Friends;
klokwkdog-derator: I will be outta town this coming Thursday and have a concert the following Thursday so probably will
klokwkdog-derator: be absent the next 2 Fire Chats. My best to you guys and all the Chatter(ers).
klokwkdog-derator: Ash (Dexter Fong)
cease: good listeningk klok
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: cat: no angels in the republican party. see http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/shared/news/politics/stories/09/25christian.html
Merlyn: ok KWD
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: thanks for rememberment, klok, i forgot it
Bubba's Brain: After the rapture.... Democratic majority in congress!
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bush has been trained well. he's parrotting the same old tired phrases over and over
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: uh oh, he's started on viet nam now. time for another shot of liquor
klokwkdog-derator: ROFL, Bubba!!
Merlyn: bush is already repeating himself?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: but with all the dead gone, what will chicago do about voters?
klokwkdog-derator: yep, is he gonna claim that we left too early? or that we made it a democracy?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "you can lead an iraqi to democracy, but you can't make him think."
Merlyn: I think bush's military service is summed up with "missing accomplished"
klokwkdog-derator: cool, M
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: merl: i saw cartoon with bush saying, "well, i had it rough in alabama too!"
Merlyn: Saddam may run for Iraqi president
Merlyn: So if he wins, can we say this is where we can in, and leave?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i saw that story! what a laugh riot
klokwkdog-derator: M - Why? He says he is Iraqi president!
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: if he wins, you can bet it will be 99.9999%
klokwkdog-derator: If you think about it, we have a guy on hand who is quite expert at restoring security and order to Iraq...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: why does he chuckle and snicker when he talks?
Merlyn: yeah, but he always has the same old solutions - gas the kurds. High inflation? gas the kurds. Unemployment? gas the kurds.
klokwkdog-derator: Early stage neuromuscular disease
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: he's rewriting history now
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: uhmmm, uhmmmm
Merlyn: Kurds out of gas? Gas the kurds.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i am NOT a baathist! i'm a showerist :)
Bubba's Brain: He's laughing in joy at the cleverness of his lies.
Merlyn: those who forget the past are condemned to vote for bush
klokwkdog-derator: Unfortunately, he gassed a lot of other people. Iranians, who would dearly love to put him on trial, too
Bubba's Brain: (self percieved cleverness)
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: no mixed signals. make 'em ALL wrong!
Merlyn: Maybe it was all a typo, and we were supposed to invade Iran.
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:40 PM, dragging gen.curtisTweenheart by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
klokwkdog-derator: Many more Iranians than Kurds. Gas made with US technology and perhaps assistance. US ambassador vetoed UN resolution condemning Saddam for gassing Kurds.
Bubba's Brain: "Wow (snicker snicker), I'm really pulling the wool over their eyes..."
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: just one letter difference. and if you can only read at the level of "my pet goat" then........
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey, generallisimo
gen.curtisTweenheart: Anyone got a shovel?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "we will berry you!"
Bubba's Brain: ... and hip waders.
Merlyn: I have a hovel, but I'm living in it
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i say start with gooseberries
klokwkdog-derator: pull up your pants -- it's too late to save your shoes...
gen.curtisTweenheart: Back to the circus... later...
Bubba's Brain: If I had a shovel.....
||||||||| Catherwood enters with morpheous close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Merlyn: By the way, I took down the election results from the Papoon for President page - shouldn't have the results posted until AFTER the election. Gotta watch that.
cease: keery declarex korean war 2
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ddywnall close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hi morpheous
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: howdy, llan
ddywnall: olleh
klokwkdog-derator: hey, tween, morph, ddy
morpheous: hi
klokwkdog-derator: not yet, but soon
ddywnall: whaz real tonite?
morpheous: its is hard work people in iraq
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: morpheous, are you from afghanistan, capital of the opium world? :)
morpheous: no I am from the land of liar president
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: ah, a texican
morpheous: its hard work
klokwkdog-derator: which one, morph?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: well, we know he wasn't referring to st. ronnie. he would have NEVER lied to us
morpheous: lol
klokwkdog-derator: not that he remembered, Ken
Bubba's Brain: "I stand by all the mis-statements I have made" -- Dan Quayle
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "there you go again...."
morpheous: why he is not talking about what he said .... alll lies bull shit
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: texas is cattle country, ergo, lots of bullshit
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Herr Butts close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:45 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: seig heil, herr butts!
klokwkdog-derator: what, we got 2 guys who say that knowing what we know now, they still would have invaded Iraq??? Sheeeeesh! Howdy butts
Herr Butts: Hallo freunde des Feuerzeichen Theater.
morpheous: I wish I take the blue pill (matrix)and forget everything and wake up in japan
klokwkdog-derator: better have lots of cash, then
morpheous: no nonoo
cease: roboitc soundbites from bush. bad philip k dick
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: how could you wake up in japan when it's already tomorrow morning there?
ddywnall: wo hast du Deutsch gelernt?
morpheous: not worth the price
Bubba's Brain: last blue pill I took I had to throw a towell over it....
morpheous: danke ddy
klokwkdog-derator: nur ein bischen
Herr Butts: Nein.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: what about nine biscuits?
Herr Butts: Ich bin in Nairobi, bin nicht jeder.
ddywnall: lol
klokwkdog-derator: they must all be from texas -- the Germans went there, the last good land in the West
cease: laughed some?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: ah, he's pulling on the heartstrings now. i'm ready to start sobbing......
Herr Butts: Ha, ha, ha, sind Sie, Freundjunge sehr lustig.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i have lustig in my heart
ddywnall: bin laden?
Herr Butts: Rocky Rococo kommt, ich mußß fliehen.
morpheous: why not nuke pakistan its a threat osama is there
Merlyn: which debator is the jelly doughnut?
klokwkdog-derator: they were supposed to go to Uganda, Butts (really)
Herr Butts: Abschied von den Herr Butts.
cease: eddie izzard
cease: i'd love to see him do this debate
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: merl: dubya is creme filled, i think
Herr Butts: BTW: Ich pflegte, als Herr Head bekannt.
Herr Butts: Tschuess
klokwkdog-derator: kinda big target, butts. and they have this nice friend, China. think of all the collateral damage -- we try to avoid that. Why, just look at Fallujah (what's left of it), Najaf (what's left of it), etc.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: dr. tschuess?
ddywnall: Hairy Head? Warum nicht?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hairy head? can't be talking about me :)
morpheous: whats with germans
Merlyn: I remember the blintz
klokwkdog-derator: (listening to music) who's winning?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bush just wasted 5 of his 30 seconds with that chuckle/pause
klokwkdog-derator: where is howard cosell when we need him?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: klok: i think we need that british guy who yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
morpheous: prez doesnt have a plan at all how can it work
klokwkdog-derator: they should be in isolation booths, like the $64,000 Question and the timer chops the audio
morpheous: at least JK has a plan
cease: malbo in planburg
Merlyn: and just like the $64,000, they already have the answers fed to them
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: marlboro in plano
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Reeky Retardo ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:52 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
ddywnall: If you ask me its a half-assed plan
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Debateable Yamamoto close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:52 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Reeky Retardo : Greetings, I am Reeky Retardo,
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey, retardo!
klokwkdog-derator: Ken - in the case of Bush, I'd rather have the one that hollers "Gaol"
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: and oi to yammie
Reeky Retardo : Supreme High Grand Minty Fresh Commissioner
Debateable Yamamoto: oi
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: lol, klok! love it
||||||||| Catherwood enters with leland close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:53 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Reeky Retardo : of the Derrière-ian Nation.
ddywnall: but at least he has a better plan than Bush
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: welcome, leland
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: your friend lowland just left a few minutes ago
klokwkdog-derator: oh shoot -- I just realized that "JK" is one of the most commonly used flip-flops... :-(
ddywnall: hey Yam
Debateable Yamamoto: hello
Debateable Yamamoto: oi
Reeky Retardo : Oui oi.
ddywnall: so many new guys tonight
morpheous: its hard work
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: everybody knows it's hard work. yup, yup, keep repeating that, georgie
klokwkdog-derator: howdy Yam
Debateable Yamamoto: I blew out my flip flop, stepped on a poptop, cut my heel, had to cruise on back home
Reeky Retardo : Nothing on the tube.
morpheous: its really hard work count it people its a new buzz word
Bubba's Brain: I'm gonna head out early tonight, fight this head code.
morpheous: its hard work
Reeky Retardo : I need beans!
Bubba's Brain: See y'all next week.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bub: a clue: a=z, b=y, etc.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bye, bub, and get well soon
cease: thats no way to talk about cia puppet allawi
Reeky Retardo : Bye, Bub
Merlyn: maybe george shouldn't use the word "work", considering the unemployment figures
ddywnall: nite bub
cease: bub
Merlyn: bye bb
klokwkdog-derator: Yam - then you'll want to catch the "Buffet buffet" on WCIB, Hyannis tomorrow at 5PM...
morpheous: keep word---we will suck all ur oil
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes off, saying "9:56 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
klokwkdog-derator: debug it, Bubba
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: klok: will warren be there?
Reeky Retardo : I saw a nice figure at the unemplyment office the other day, I think it was Nancy.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: george sticks his hand in the air like a 3rd grader, yelling "let me!"
klokwkdog-derator: no, I think he'll be on the fone from Omaha, though
klokwkdog-derator: doing harmony
Reeky Retardo : Where’s the boeuf?
Reeky Retardo : Where’s the boeuf?
ddywnall: so the apparent new guys are leland, morpheus, Butts and Retardo. That's 4 in one night! Where you guys from?
Merlyn: I thought George was trying to find Omaha bin Ladin
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: next to the hors d'ouevres?
klokwkdog-derator: they're from the Other Side, ddy
Merlyn: geese from the neighbor's back yard
Reeky Retardo : Beffy the Beef Bull sèz:     "Gnaw me head off."
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: they are from armenia or indonesia or one of them midwestern states
morpheous: who is ohama its was obama
ddywnall: that's where they all speak Chinese, isn't it?
klokwkdog-derator: he sure is, M; why, he talks about it every time he shakes Musharrif's hand in the Rose Garden and gives him another $20 million.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: llan: turn it over and you can understand it
Merlyn: Obama and Osama on a llama to Ohama
klokwkdog-derator: no, that's on Side 2, ddy
Merlyn: or Ohama
Merlyn: Omaha
morpheous: kill mushrafff nuke him
Merlyn: I can't type
klokwkdog-derator: Chicago to Ryan: "All is forgiven, please, oh please come back"
Reeky Retardo : Gotta go, it's time for "Preacher Worm - Pry Vat Recptor Cell."
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| leland - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Herr Butts - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Reeky Retardo : This weeks episode: The Case of the Case of Cream of Mushroom Cloud Soup
klokwkdog-derator: then you'll not get any work with blood, M
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i know that.
morpheous: he doesnt know
klokwkdog-derator: nite Reeky
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: later, reeky
morpheous: not yet
Reeky Retardo : So Long
Merlyn: sounds bizarro
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bring your cousin leeky next time :)
morpheous: he is LIAR
morpheous: he wtill have there are 11 broken arrow (nukes missing)
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: morpheous: i think we're all singing that song here
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i'm rather lukewarm on kerry, but i'm cold as ice toward dubya
morpheous: all osama has to do is swim in Atlantic to get a nuke
Merlyn: luke kerry?
Merlyn: that actor fella?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: you're confusing him with kerry lucas, i think
klokwkdog-derator: they are past their sell-by date, morph -- won't trigger
morpheous: I only know Luke Skywalker
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: what IS the halflife of tritium?
morpheous: they will my friend
ddywnall: I knew a Kerry Lucas in high school. Could we be talking about the same guy?
klokwkdog-derator: 12 years or so, Ken
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: uhhh, let me, uh, i'm not sure......
morpheous: you will only know when we have another sep 11...
morpheous: he is never sure what he means
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: lemme tell you one thing.....
morpheous: no I know george lucas
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: yeah, don't sign the ICC treaty if you're going to commit war crimes!
ddywnall: everybody knows george
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: how did he get off on that tangent?
morpheous: I know george costanza as well
klokwkdog-derator: who
morpheous: sienfield guy fat bald
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bush, when he started in on the intl. criminal court
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: that description fits me except for the seinfeld
ddywnall: i know george III. He was a friend of mine...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: porphyria george as we knew him
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: he's at a loss for words way too much.
Merlyn: Is george III related to WW III?
morpheous: its a hard work to talk him out of nuke
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: makes me want clinton back. he can talk for hours on any subject you name, and he makes sense!
morpheous: Kim jong guy
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:07 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Debateable Yamamoto by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
klokwkdog-derator: that's kind of hard to believe; he only has about 1500 to remember...
morpheous: I wish clinton was back
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: how's he doing now? haven't heard much about his surgery lately
klokwkdog-derator: clinton does not make sense, you just think he does. he bought a reality distortion field generator from Steve Jobs
morpheous: this prez doesnt make sense and you know he doesnt
ddywnall: You wish clinton was black. Aha. You mean george
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: klok: but billie boy gates stole the blueprints and made one first
klokwkdog-derator: the Republicans finally had to send a "keeper" with Newt Gingrich because every time he met with Clinton, he agreed to everything he said.
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Reeky Retardo - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog-derator: is nich korrectheit, Ken -- what Bill Gates does is buy a new reality and drag us all into it
morpheous: kim jong yong want money he doesnt have
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: as if people care if it was plutonium or highly enriched uranium
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Miz Beet close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: miz beet! welcome and salutations
morpheous: nuke dafur noone cares about that
Miz Beet: hlo all
ddywnall: hi miz
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: morph: sadly, you seem to be correct there
klokwkdog-derator: plutonium manufacture generates tell-tale isotope byproducts that're airbone; U-235 does not
morpheous: not at least our current leadeship
klokwkdog-derator: hey beet
Miz Beet: answer me this: just who are these 'moolahs" ?
morpheous: they should bring topic that american people dont care about
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: yeah, beets, i laughed at that one too
Merlyn: bush is always talking about money
gen.curtisTweenheart: love the ones you're with... not
Miz Beet: whoever they are, them moolahs probly got a lotta doh...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: morpheous: where are you from? you seem to have english as second language. i won't insult your country, just curious to know
morpheous: America
gen.curtisTweenheart: name your favorite president (other than papoon)
ddywnall: moolahs? that's something like an emir isn't it?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: then i am mistaken, sorry.
morpheous: Kim Jon
ddywnall: no that's an emu
gen.curtisTweenheart: the emir of the us?
Merlyn: no, he should have said "murica"
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: favorite president? well, it would have to be president gore, i think
Miz Beet: fave preznit: Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots Part Deux
gen.curtisTweenheart: You think you're better thann me?
ddywnall: my favorite president? Probably Carter
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i'm better than no one. but i'm worse than everyone
ddywnall: but I don't like too many presidents
morpheous: mine JFKenndy
gen.curtisTweenheart: Carter was and is one hell of a humanitarian. Not sure about best prez...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: carter might win "most honest president"
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bush gets the other end of that scale
morpheous: mixed messages people
gen.curtisTweenheart: Theodore Roosevelt. He established the National Park system. This guys trying to take it down.
ddywnall: Kennedy!? The one who almost started World War III?
Miz Beet: seriously, Carter gets my vote as most honorable, ethical man who's been Prez. But why'd he get so much better only after he left office?
||||||||| Outside, the 10:16 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving pep coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "i just know how this world works."
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey pep
morpheous: mixed messages ....at least kerry has a message
pep: bush is such an idiot
Merlyn: being a good person is not connected much to being a good prez
Merlyn: Grant was an honest person but his administration had lots of corruption
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: president chirac wasn't too bad either. oops, he's FRENCH!
Miz Beet: yep, I think yer right about that, Merl
ddywnall: Carter did little compared to most presidents. That's why he was better
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Criswell's Bow Tie close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Merlyn: One of the pep boys?
klokwkdog-derator: must be into UHF...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: merl: i worked for man when i lived in tampa who had original deed for his house. signed by president grant, purchased for one $20 gold piece
Merlyn: Criswell! Predict the future for us!
Miz Beet: manny, moe or jack?
Criswell's Bow Tie: Greetings my friends.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hey criswell, i know your brother, roswell (he lives in new mexico)
ddywnall: If president grant had had another one of those general lincolns in his back pocket...
klokwkdog-derator: i knew Jack Pep...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: and you're no jack pep!
Miz Beet: hello CBT
Criswell's Bow Tie: Moe of the future is what you want
morpheous: the jury is still out on evolution BUSH
Criswell's Bow Tie: OR
klokwkdog-derator: wasn't that one of the last words of Stephen Foster Kane?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: lol, morph! yeah, he's one of the walking slime molds
gen.curtisTweenheart: Back to the future... The debates...
cease: can they reiterate themselves to death?
Criswell's Bow Tie: is it curly or larry of the future?????????
cease: bush no, shrubbery ni ni ni
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: let's see bush say "proliferation" with a straight face ;)
ddywnall: yeah, I'll bet Criswell is leland and pep is Reeky
Miz Beet: ha, cat
Criswell's Bow Tie: I predict, a goofy dude will win the election, and that the loser WILL return to a multi-bazillion dollar mansion the day after the election.
morpheous: I bet he cant spell it
morpheous: profileration
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "pro life nation"
morpheous: lol
Merlyn: I thought Bush was a pro-lifer, so shouldn't he be in favor of proliferation?
Miz Beet: I talk to insurance brokers all day long, bleev it or not...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: and we KNOW bush can't say "nuclear"
ddywnall: I only wish that were true, Cris
Criswell's Bow Tie: No, Criswell's Bow Tie is Reeky.
klokwkdog-derator: yes, bush must be into antiliferation
Miz Beet: ..and a lot of those brokers are in southern states
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: reeky bow tie? send to dry cleaners
Merlyn: a stinky tie? Wait, that was the last election
cease: for uh, five, uh
klokwkdog-derator: well, they are now
morpheous: uh-oh
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: he DID say it. damn, i were wrong
Miz Beet: ...and one of 'em, in texas, said to me today:
Criswell's Bow Tie: I ate an entire bottle of garlic gel tabs.
ddywnall: who were you last week, Cris?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i can hardly wait on this texan comment.....
morpheous: ummm ummm
cease: you'll turn into a monster soon, if not so already
Miz Beet: "Y'know, i was in Vietnam same time as Kerry was."...
morpheous: AQ KHAN is father of Islamic bomb
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: missile defenses? george, it ain't gonna work, boy!
klokwkdog-derator: the Swift Boat Group has proof that Kerry was not in Vietnam when he says he was
Miz Beet: ..."Funny, I had to be there a whole year, and K was only there 4 months. What's up with that?"
Criswell's Bow Tie: I predict, that all at Firesign's chat will soon be invited to an event of wondrous glory!
morpheous: he is living happily in pakistan
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: a.q. khan should be in prison at best
Miz Beet: And but of natch I had to reply:
cease: wondrous glory?
cease: do tell
Criswell's Bow Tie:     October   1st
cease: wililam, stop playing with that apple
klokwkdog-derator: no, Prince Saud is father of the Islamic bomb -- they put up the money, Khan just built it
Criswell's Bow Tie: 2   pm eastern time
ddywnall: that's soon, Cris
Miz Beet: "Well, that was 4 months longer than *your* boy spent there. *snort*"
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: hmmm, tomorrow at 2pm edt.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: yeah, beets! good girl!
morpheous: what do you suggest klok... nuke saudia as well
Merlyn: Time for the October surprise!
morpheous: yes he will bring his buddy Bin Laden
cease: saud the father, sod the son, pissed on by bush forever
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: october first is exactly 6 months from april first, so it's october fool's day?
klokwkdog-derator: no, we show them who's boss - stop buying their oil. that'll show 'em
cease: war on terror, shouldnt everyone take a drink there?
Criswell's Bow Tie: The Church of Ed Wood's Rev. Steve Galindo will be interviewed http://www.ckln.fm/listen/listen.html (taped) - that's October 1st, 2 pm eastern - 1pm central - 12 mountain - 11 cali time.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: klok: won't hurt them, japan and china will buy it all
Miz Beet: Speaking of which: what do you predict the Oct Surpise will be???
morpheous: but where do we get our oil then ... for our SUV's
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: ah, i read that in an email or on the newsgroup or something. i mentally made a note to try, but thanks for the timely reminder
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: oct. surprise: "OSAMA CAPTURED IN GUANTANAMO! BEEN HIDING THERE FOR 2 YEARS!"
klokwkdog-derator: we run them on fuel cells, M, just like our brave leader insisted
morpheous: lol
Criswell's Bow Tie: You know, Doc Stereo, I fought with the U. S. of A.'s Sweedish
Miz Beet: lol, ken
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i was on the us swedish meatball team once, second string, bench warmer
Criswell's Bow Tie: [damn PC ]
Miz Beet: Hmmm... maybe Weekly World news will unleash BatBoy
ddywnall: that's sweed
klokwkdog-derator: so, who is winning??
morpheous: KERRY
Criswell's Bow Tie: Anywho, the Embassy runs the "Holidays in the U. S. A." web site.
morpheous: you can "its hard work" so many times
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: are there lots of swedes who come here for holiday?
Criswell's Bow Tie: They have the wrong dates for how April Fools Day can about.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "he looked at the same intelligence i did."
Miz Beet: Kerry's wiping the floor with Dubya. no question. Jebus I hate that smirking fuckwit
klokwkdog-derator: they can't get in anymore
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: yep, beets, m'dear, you are so right. but "they" won't see it that way......
Criswell's Bow Tie: And They refuse (well, refused - I haven't checked in a very long time) to correct them.
klokwkdog-derator: nobody can -- our Homeland is now secure. All those filthy foreigners are no longer clogging Disneyworld, national parks, Empire State Bldg., etc.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: my fellow americans? why in hell did he use that cliché?
morpheous: "they" are agent its a MATRIX believe me
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| pep - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Criswell's Bow Tie: They have Pope PeePee as Pope when it was Pope YeeHa (something like that)
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i'll go down the rabbit hole eating every damned blue, red, pink, and purple pill in sight. hell, i'm a doctor, i can prescribe them to myself!
ddywnall: feed your head
Miz Beet: yep. the media "analysis" of this debate was written days ago
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: "the future belongs to freedom, not to fear." good line
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: bush is a fear peddler.
Criswell's Bow Tie: But it's not much of a cough.
morpheous: I will give him the oppertunity
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: oh crap, he said "god bless america."
klokwkdog-derator: OK, MBE is ending; I'm switching to KCRW simulcast and (shudder) the deebate
Criswell's Bow Tie: It ain't a debate, it IS a show.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: klok: 2 minute warning, ending statments right now
morpheous: will give all money to halliburton
klokwkdog-derator: this is an awful long answer -- isn't there a timer?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i hope every stinkin' halliburton exec ends up in jail
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: klok: watch the lights on the podium. when it turns yellow, wrap it up. red: stop now
morpheous: I belive that I will export democracy and liberty to iraq and will move back to Dictatorship
Miz Beet: damn fucking cokehead pisspants shitfaced nincompoop ....wtf? the valley of peace?
Criswell's Bow Tie: Michael Morre, on the Tonight Show, sang "God Bless America."     Yes it was Morre on the Leno show.     Yep, Morre on it.   How do spell, Morre, more or less. But, Morre on the show, did do the sangin'.
ddywnall: we had a guy in here who could only speak german a while ago. He must have taken a wrong turn on the information autobahn
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: beets: don't hold back, say what you REALLY mean
gen.curtisTweenheart: Yo, yo, ma...
gen.curtisTweenheart: What are these people up to?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: doesn't the taller candidate usually win?
Criswell's Bow Tie: Zeus bless Oilmerica.
Miz Beet: sorry bout that, all. beg yer pardons
gen.curtisTweenheart: I'll take a short pint of Guiness
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: ha! zeus indeed. damned greeks and their funny idea that democracy could work......
Criswell's Bow Tie: Tall boy
morpheous: its a hard work people
ddywnall: the taller candidate always wins. Ever since Washington
morpheous: BYE NOW
gen.curtisTweenheart: No Sweat.com
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: and kerry has more "blue blood" too.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: but bush owns the supremes
Criswell's Bow Tie: Right Doc, as screwed-up as the Commies.   DNA USA DNA USA DNA USA!
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: morpheous: fascinating comments/questions, come back again
klokwkdog-derator: why would a tall candidate win if most people couldn't see him live until TV?
morpheous: ok sure thank dr and take those pills
Miz Beet: bye morph. say hi to neo..
gen.curtisTweenheart: It's a pretty damned shamed shame that our elections are decided upon who has the most $$.
Criswell's Bow Tie: In 50 million years the Racoon People won't give a feces.
morpheous: dont want to remember this tomorrow at least half of it
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: tweeny: i will never win then, alas
Merlyn: Maybe instead of a debate, we should just have a line-up
Criswell's Bow Tie: And the Groundhog people, in 120 million won't care what the Racoon people did.
cease: opinoins?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: merl: how about firing squad?
ddywnall: Criswell, you can see that far into the future?
Miz Beet: I feel so lucky; I live in a swing state, so my vote actually counts this year...
gen.curtisTweenheart: Bucks, being of course the nomencalture for an American slave.
ddywnall: or is it all based on sworn testimony?
Merlyn: that's for later, 'phones
klokwkdog-derator: everybody's vote counts -- a president is no good without a Congress on his side
gen.curtisTweenheart: American slave. Contidiction in terms. Sounterns don't need it. Nike does...
Criswell's Bow Tie: Of course, in 4.48 million years, the Peanut People will become Earth's first enlightened race, 5 minutes before the sun goes red-giant.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: red giant? i thought he was green (ho ho ho!)
Criswell's Bow Tie: make that billion
Criswell's Bow Tie: that is 4.48
cease: nike is old. the new cool is the adbusters shoe
Miz Beet: But eventually Ween n the Eloi will vote out the Morlochs, so alls well that ends well
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: speaking of the sun, did anyone else besides me watch the 4 hrs of nova this week? great shows
Criswell's Bow Tie: hohoho, indeedie do.
cease: i think kalle just found a way to kick himself in the ass
gen.curtisTweenheart: Especially the nomenclature for a Southn Sunrise (Sounther Comfort, grenadine, & OJ yum.)
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: tweeny: you will make me drool if you keep talking like that ;)
Miz Beet: umm...meant to say Weena, not Ween.. duh
Criswell's Bow Tie: I've been watchin' Origins, off and on.
gen.curtisTweenheart: Big fan of Poco, anyone else?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: un poco, mas o menor
ddywnall: I think the human race will be obsolete in 4.48 billion years
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: humanity will be obsolete in about 10 years if bush wins this one
Criswell's Bow Tie: Nice to see a show on PBS (Priest/Preacher Bull Shit) station that ain't sacrificing chickens to Zeus, every 2 minutes.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i hardly ever miss nova or frontline, enriches my life
Criswell's Bow Tie: It goes with my REAL lord's prayer, nicely.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: which lord is that? jehovah, adonai, elohim?
Criswell's Bow Tie: Our father who art pond scum     hallowed it be thy farting of oxygen
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: lol! yep, thanks to cyanobacteria we are here
Criswell's Bow Tie: Frontline!!!!!!!!!!
Miz Beet: sounds like yer a Methanist, Cris
Criswell's Bow Tie: I used to have Great respect for the show.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: or maybe a presbyopian?
Miz Beet: Methane-ist?
Miz Beet: hmm, I shoulda seen that one coming, ken
Criswell's Bow Tie: A Woodite.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: beet: if you had your bifocals on, you woulda ;)
gen.curtisTweenheart: I'm not Bi. AIM an American!
klokwkdog-derator: no one expects the Methane-ist Inquisition...
Miz Beet: oddly enough, I do. Actually I 'm wearing 2 pairs of bifocals...one pr to see with, the other on top of my head. keeps the hair outta my middle aged presbyopic eyes...
gen.curtisTweenheart: Ni!
Criswell's Bow Tie: But when they did their "Search for Jesus" or was it "Search for the Bat Cave" show , that was it for moi and Frontline.   I'm sure as long as the Corporate Welfare checks (Corporation for Public Broadcasting) keep rollin' in, they don't give a feces.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: CH4 to the rescue
gen.curtisTweenheart: Ammonia?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: cris: yeah, that was a low point for sure.
gen.curtisTweenheart: I can't breathe...
Criswell's Bow Tie: Frontline dised my main-man, Amenhotep IV.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i like MOST of their shows
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i saw great show on some cable channel other night about imhotep the priest
ddywnall: they won't get any support from viewers like you.
Criswell's Bow Tie: Some are amazing, indeed Doc, but at what sacrifice?
gen.curtisTweenheart: H2O for me, thanks. Although I'm not acquianted with Starbucks (c'ept for Lewis Black).
Criswell's Bow Tie: Too much for me to ever view the SHOW again.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i haven't supported PBS for several years now, i paid my way ahead of time at the firesign special, still coasting on that contribution
gen.curtisTweenheart: Le Show-anybody listening these days?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: tween: i listen most weeks, with at least one of my two ears
ddywnall: somebody got that on video. Can I pay you for a copy?
gen.curtisTweenheart: Listening to The Forgotton Trail - Poco. Shoot me, I like country rock.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: commentator on PBS says of the debate: bush the nationalist, kerry the globalist
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: llan: i have DVD of it, but no way to copy
gen.curtisTweenheart: Two ears, we say you have two too many!
klokwkdog-derator: sometimes, Tween, if I hit it right
ddywnall: I don't have a DVD player either. only vhs
Criswell's Bow Tie: And NOVA (Why do they hate VA ) Oh boy! The eight-hundredith and forty-second running of animals fornicating with, then eatin' other animals - oppps - I'm sorry - make that the 9 bazilliooooth rerun of "Gnaw the DNA."
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: i have VHS playback, no record. not sure what's wrong and at the moment, can't get new one
gen.curtisTweenheart: Welcome to The Broken Spoke, Asleep At The Wheel, Willie Nelson. Fan of Yes myself.
Criswell's Bow Tie: I've only seen Firesign ONCE on PBS.
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| morpheous - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Miz Beet: no mnatter what really happened, no doubt Faux and CNN pundits will soon be talking about how "masterful" dubya was tonight..
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: nova has changed lately (past few years) with more emphasis on celebrities than on pure science. or am i think of "nature"? one or d'other
Criswell's Bow Tie: And that was, what, 35 freaky after the LP was out?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: tween: yes rules, aatw/wn both good, haven't heard of tbs
klokwkdog-derator: okay -- off to water-ski with the hund. i figure i'll see debates over and over plus analysis on nightline, so for myself glad i was in chat, listened to MBE instead. y'all take care; CU next week (or vy later tonite if any on)
gen.curtisTweenheart: Not to mention SRV's Crossfire. Probably one of rock's best ever.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: later, klok, have fun
Criswell's Bow Tie: Freak years, babyOOOOOOOOO
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: cris: we knew what you meant ;)
Miz Beet: ooh! oooh! I picked up a new DVD t'other day: the Best of Beakman's World. Now there was a great show thsat was on PBS
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: beet: was he the funky science guy?
klokwkdog-derator: nova is or was done in co-op with BBC, so they had to play to the lager-lout mentality, which limited the head-scratching level of stuff they could intro
klokwkdog-derator: bye now night everyone bye
gen.curtisTweenheart: Either of these people could be prez. The next two should be fun.
||||||||| klokwkdog-derator rushes off, saying "10:52 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Criswell's Bow Tie: Say, Doc, when you were in highschool, did the military come to your school and give every dude an 'appppptitude' test?
Criswell's Bow Tie: Beakman's World Fond to the max of the show
gen.curtisTweenheart: They gave me a girfriend. I joined immediately.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: yeah, cris, we had that. AFQT i think it was called. they wanted me to be a codebreaker or some such crap. me, a committed anti-viet-war guy, pacifist to the core
ddywnall: klok, that reminds my of the film version of "A Brief History of Time". It was nothing but a biography of Stephen Hawking
Criswell's Bow Tie: Beakman's wasn't on PBS, CBS, Bill Nye was on PBS - at least in these parts.
gen.curtisTweenheart: English schoolboy's manual?
Miz Beet: Beakman was the guy with the xtremely tall hair and the ditzy fem sidekick and Lester the lab rat. Hilarious.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: english schoolboy's masturbatory manual?
Criswell's Bow Tie: You real smart like, Doc, that's why.
gen.curtisTweenheart: My name's Hawkmoth... I sell cheese...
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: if i were smart, i should be rich. ipso facto, i'm a dumbass
Criswell's Bow Tie: Yeah, funny and 100% factual.
Criswell's Bow Tie: Socartes wasn't rich.
gen.curtisTweenheart: Really smart. By the blood of St. Menses...
ddywnall: Hawkmoth. I thought she was a DJ in Labyrinth
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: by the magma of mt. st. helens
Miz Beet: Huh. maybe yer right Cris. I thought Beakman was on PBS. I also loved Bill Nye; also the stuff he did on Almost Live; esp "Speed Walker"....nyuk nyuk
gen.curtisTweenheart: By the flow of the Huron.
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: anyone here close to that except cat?
Criswell's Bow Tie: Van Gogh was un-popular and pauper
Criswell's Bow Tie: What iz a cat?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: at least i'm richly endowed with friends. (you didn't think i was going to say "endowed" and refer to something else, did you?)
Miz Beet: By Grapthar's Hammer...
ddywnall: I haven't actually seen PBS in years. I take Nova videos out of the public library
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: cat turned gray, moved to end of list
gen.curtisTweenheart: We have one thing to say tu yu. Go, A game of ghess (chinese). No Thanks...
gen.curtisTweenheart: It's just. Go.
Criswell's Bow Tie: I remember takin' the army test, I was smart enough to score 90% on the intelligence part and only 10% on the 'workin' with your hands' section.
Miz Beet: Yu Gi Oh?
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: ok, dear friends, almost 11pm here in the eastern sector, think i'm going to mosey on upstairs to the waterbed for a few hours. see ya next time :)
gen.curtisTweenheart: Treat your neighbor like your brother. Who said that? (hint - a christoan man)
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones: take care, y'all!
Miz Beet: gnight Doc
ddywnall: nite kend
||||||||| Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Criswell's Bow Tie: Richly endowed - it's about this long - and about this wide - and - it's about this land that we're talkin' about.
gen.curtisTweenheart: Or a crustacien, not sure which...
Criswell's Bow Tie: Bye
cease: ello a-gen
Criswell's Bow Tie: Sorry about that
cease: did elayne ever show up?
Miz Beet: I was born...an American. I was raised... an American. And I'll die an American...in America, with ... Armenians!
||||||||| doctec waltzes in at 11:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
doctec: hi there
Criswell's Bow Tie: Miz Beet took that workshit
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Miz Beet: hey, you inthere...your door knocker fell off
Merlyn: hey doc
gen.curtisTweenheart: Welcome to the club is a pretty good song. I will put my hand on the newest copy of Time magazine and swear that if FST puts out a new album I will buy it from Waterloo Records in Austin, TX>
Criswell's Bow Tie: Hi Doc
doctec: just watched the debates
gen.curtisTweenheart: doc!
ddywnall: I don't have a brother. does that mean that as soon as someone moves into the house next door to me, I have to ignore him?
doctec: such as they were
Miz Beet: lo doc!
Criswell's Bow Tie: It wasn't a debate, it was a show.
doctec: despite BushCo's efforts to keep things under control, i think he definitely had his share of 'deer caught in the headlights' moments
gen.curtisTweenheart: Brother from anther sector? Secot B sub clustor. They're no longer profitable...
Criswell's Bow Tie: I didn't watch the Hitler Dee Hitler Dum show, but, I don't gotta go to Mars to know it's got lots of cold red rocks.
ddywnall: don't mind me. I thought we were still on an old subject
doctec: now it will depend on the conservative media outlets to spin this bush's way
gen.curtisTweenheart: Perot hated NAFTA. Perot was right. What a little 3B$ imp that he should disagree.
gen.curtisTweenheart: Red Rocks has had many many fine concerts. Hety Colorado!
Criswell's Bow Tie: Perot, status quo       window dressin'
doctec: do i think that as a presidential candidate that kerry is perfect? no. but i di believe he is much less dangerous to the future of the country
gen.curtisTweenheart: Put my spelling in a hefty bag. Sorry.
Criswell's Bow Tie: Feint Debate
doctec: now we get the 'daily show' spin ... (wathing it now)
Criswell's Bow Tie: Kerry, 57 varities - one flavor - oily charm & cheddar
doctec: watching
cease: hi doc
Criswell's Bow Tie: Dubya - Oilpyre
doctec: hey there
cease: our comedy channel doesnt have daily show on now
cease: prbly goatta wait til 11
doctec: cris: at least he can put two sentences together without stumbling, and shows he puts strategy up at the same level as resolve
cease: alas
doctec: whereas bush's stance seems to be resolve must prevail, regardless of the wisdom/effectiveness of strategy
Miz Beet: Dubya looks worried his earpiece is gonna show
cease: bush so so on message though, his dumbed down following will exult in it
gen.curtisTweenheart: Texas angist New England. The Big Brawl. Who shall win Mr. Trump's approval?
Miz Beet: Karl behind the curtains whisperin: "dignity! not dignitude, you ass!"
Criswell's Bow Tie: The National Anthem (a.k.a. DNA Anthem) °       To the tune of   "Put Another Nickel In"       Put another soldier in last killed by Iraqian all they want is yuppie tanks and oil pumps, oil pumps, oil pumps.
cease: my kit6ten now rival s godzilla
gen.curtisTweenheart: And then he spoke of the ass, for there were 13 peoples shearing the sheep...
cease: accorss my desk, anyway
ddywnall: I told some of you last week I would be auditioning for "The Diary of Anne Frank". Well, I got cast as Anne's boyfriend's father. Great part! Good paying company as well.
Criswell's Bow Tie: Well, the rent's due tomorrow. I gotta go and roll some drunks. bye
Miz Beet: congrats
doctec: C-SPAN channel played phone-in callers giving their opinions - most, you could tell, had made up their minds who they thought would win before the debates started, and did not waver in their opinions afterward...
cease: good for you, llan. i konw you desever it
ddywnall: thanks cat
gen.curtisTweenheart: And they were verbotten from the ranks of the heresy, yet, of them there were many...
ddywnall: nite cris
doctec: i was heartened, however, by one caller who said he was for bush going into the debate but who has switched to kerry after hearing what he had to say tonight
Miz Beet: good for you, llan. what' the name of the theater company? what city?
Miz Beet: night cris
ddywnall: Pendragon Theatre. A touring company based near Lake Placid, NY
doctec: and a democratic supporter from plano texas (bush country) who said 'i am so glad to hear someone talk who has a brain' (referring to kerry)
cease: what do you think of the debate, doc?
gen.curtisTweenheart: Yeh, the governor of the state of Kerry doeth not reside except in the close places near Canada. Yea, it wes a scream of the Night Galleria.
cease: barnewy rubvble has a reffer in his mouty
gen.curtisTweenheart: And into the twlight of FL elecions did they do descend.
cease: oh no, its a thermomenter.
cease: which is more likely?
Miz Beet: sound like fun. So, you will be Mr. Van Daan. Good on you
doctec: cat: a couple observations - kerry was way more articulate and had a command of the issues, whereas bush seemed to harp on the same points regardless of the question (kerry is indecisive, iraq had to be taken down, we will prevail...)
gen.curtisTweenheart: For there was no circumspection of voting, yea.
cease: wil i thurt kerry, doc?
ddywnall: so you know the play, Miz?
cease: it pklayed more to the base thatn i expdcted
doctec: also, as i said earlier, there were some disturbing 'deer caught in the headlights' moments on the part of bush that were (to this observer) quite unsettling
cease: one would hope, doc
gen.curtisTweenheart: And the american express did vote for the best of the lenders of gravitas.
cease: although i thougt bush defenede himself welll, on occasion, particularyl toward thse begginning
cease: he was well prepped, but then seemed to drift off
doctec: as to whether bush's harping on flipflopping and resolve will hurt kerry, i don't know
cease: become more android like
Miz Beet: not well; have seen the 1959 movie one too many times...
gen.curtisTweenheart: KFE Austin. Having some fun.
cease: i cringed when kerry repeated his stories, but bush spoke better to the soundbite hungry media and minds under its sway
doctec: but i think by the time the third debate is held, i think there is actually a pretty good chance the vast undecided contingent will throw their support to kerry
gen.curtisTweenheart: Now pray with us at the Trillion.
ddywnall: the movie was based on the original play. the one we are doing is a rewrite
cease: tjthis is more and more plie a pkd novel alld thye fucking time
Miz Beet: we're watching c-span, which is re-running the debate now..
gen.curtisTweenheart: Ye shall be the army of the Saudi, verily.
cease: are any of yo listiening to air america now?
cease: seem to be makng som e good points
Merlyn: I'm starting it back up
doctec: i'm "taping" it cat (cool edit capture of stream)
doctec: so i can listen later
doctec: 'daily show
gen.curtisTweenheart: Air AM? I could use some Beechcraft Starship lessons... Air AM...
Miz Beet: llan, that sounds like it will be excellent
doctec: 'daily show' is on now
Merlyn: doc, how much disk space does that take?
cease: not for another 3 hours for me, doc
doctec: i'm recording at 44.1kbps mono, so 5mb per minute
Miz Beet: of chrisst, now the hub switched to faux news, an Hannity is blubbering about how Kerry voted for the war an then he didn't Hannity, you fuckwit
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Criswell's Bow Tie - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Miz Beet: Hannity you ignorant slut\
Merlyn: isn't the AA stream at 16kbps? Or is that the WM stream?
Miz Beet: Go part yer hair on the other side you blithering asswipe
doctec: it's realmedia, but i will be converting to mp3 anyway so it soesn't matter
cease: what hath happened?
cease: my cat seems to have massed thru a maginification machine
cease: he's twice as big as he was a minute ago, and he was big then
Miz Beet: And he was walking...and he was the biggest he had seen?
Miz Beet: ...is you cat a catfish, cat?
ddywnall: I usually don't get tired this early but I can't stay alive too much longer (I die every night).
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Gen.CurtisTweenheart close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:22 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
doctec: oh dear, llan
doctec: ...but you come back to life again in the A.M.?
Merlyn: le petit morte?
ddywnall: I'll be seeing you proverbially in seven days from now
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Ain't Livin' Long Like This (really good country song - Waylon, EL Harris)
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: You know shushi?
Miz Beet: Gotta go, too. 5 am comes early. Gnight all. Good chat.
ddywnall: night, floks
doctec: nite llan
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: 5a? Britian?
Merlyn: nite
ddywnall: like I know sushi
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Nice to meet you.
doctec: nite miz b
cease: off, off off
ddywnall: had to get that in before I sign off
doctec: come again (And again and again...)
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: I eat sushi every day.
cease: sounds so firesonian
cease: he y doc, just heard from mudhead.
cease: looks like a prosperous visit to your shores
doctec: tweeny: you're a lucky bastard - i wish i could afford sushi every day
doctec: cat: no sh*t - how is the arnoldmeister?
cease: and she really appreciates it, tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood enters with shoes for the dead close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:26 PM and late as usual, it's jim....what tis country needs., just back from Billville."
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Communist Martyr's high school is showing advertizement videos...
cease: really cookin, doc.
doctec: shooooooooooes
cease: new family and all
shoes for the dead: is this the old same place?
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Bring out your dead! (may they be grateful)
cease: hi shoes, how's the blues?
doctec: cat: that's great news - seems last time i heard from arnoldland, things weren't going so well
jim....what tis country needs.: papoon....not buffooonnnnnnnnn,,,,
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Arrrnold raosted by Milton Berle. Get a copy.
cease: they are now, cod
shoes for the dead: groovy here,crase u?
cease: siohds like something a newfie would say
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Can I have a banana now, Mr. Pavlov?
shoes for the dead: hehehe
cease: i'm exploring some new restaeruasnts thesew days and fill find something to blow you and lili away when you revisit
jim....what tis country needs.: ....dig your mother....
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Cat's in the Kettle in the Silver Moon. The place I eat every day at noon...
doctec: i just got my shipment of artwork & stuff from carol lay today - what a cache, wonderful stuff
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| gen.curtisTweenheart - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| ddywnall - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Miz Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: artwork of/for what?
cease: i wonder whatr austin thought abotu the debate
cease: kerry failed one rule of comedy, he repeatedhis jokees
shoes for the dead: ya but was a joke all the time...
doctec: 'the persistence of kat klocks' high quality color print - b&w laser prints of the 'miss taken' waylay strips - and a rare 'pep girls' tee (for lili)
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: No have black plague! I'm back, and I'm bootiful.
shoes for the dead: (bush)
cease: dead, out they bring
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Nike is not American slavery. Keep telling yourselves that... I know I will.
cease: sounds like adbusters
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: The Northern Mills weren't as bad as the Southern plantations. At least they were bought on the open stock market.
cease: hows int going, tween?
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Hey, jude...
cease: dont make it jade
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: Are you one of us?
Gen.CurtisTweenheart: PF - Us & Them No thanks...
shoes for the dead: oops, here's the antelope exit 1/4...1/8..1/16..1/32..1/64..1/128..1/256....
doctec: we'll get there eventually
cease: exit?
cease: no burroughs
doctec: "god is dead" - sartre
doctec: "sartre is dead
doctec: "sartre is dead" - god
Merlyn: satire is dead - dog
cease: they almost tlaked to each other, eh
cease: fuck em both
doctec: (i am still not used to the layout on this laptop keyboard - keep hitting the enter key when i want a doublequote)
doctec: ok guys, i am officially calling it a night - glad i got here before everyone had taken off
cease: of we flee, se yall next
doctec: y'all take care now, hope to see you all on the funway - which is already in progress
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................
||||||||| doctec leaves at 11:47 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Merlyn: nite doc
Merlyn: Anyone else around?
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Gen.CurtisTweenheart - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: Looks like it's just me & jim, but jim ain't talkin'....so goodbyeeeeeeee
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| jim....what tis country needs. - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Brisbane McDerrmont
Bubba's Brain
Criswell's Bow Tie
Debateable Yamamoto
Dr. ''Stereophonic'' Headphones
early bird vs. late worm
Herr Butts
jim....what tis country needs.
Miz Beet
Reeky Retardo
shoes for the dead
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