A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 09, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled waltzes in at 8:54 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firebroiled: babble babble babble......babble babble babble......babble babble babble......
||||||||| At 8:55 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 09, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong disembarks at 9:16 PM.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Looks like I missed the Babylon Convention this morning
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: This is a fine mess 'o potamias
||||||||| EmperorTweenus II waltzes in at 9:21 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EmperorTweenus II: Yo Dex.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hey Tween
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Slow start tonight
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hand me my Speed Flask Violet
EmperorTweenus II: Everybody's home for the holidays, I suppose....
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: You mean Channuka?
EmperorTweenus II: Speaking of Adam Sandler (LoL)
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Then The FST guys are really The Elders of Zion
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Marching to Shibloleth as it were
EmperorTweenus II: Older than me, younger than Zion
EmperorTweenus II: Catch West Wing last night?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Zion = A new particle predicted by String Theory (or not)
EmperorTweenus II: Extra cheese?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Don't watch WW Tween
EmperorTweenus II: One of the very few reasons to watch TV.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: String Theory predicts that there is no extra cheese, just enough to go around....and around.....and around
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: What about WW really catches your imagination?
EmperorTweenus II: They're putting upt toll booths in Austin. Highway robbery, it is.
EmperorTweenus II: Upt?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Highway Robbery? Isn't that Texas' State Sport
EmperorTweenus II: Probably not Grace in her Mercedes.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Or Will in his Austin Healy
EmperorTweenus II: The Texas Banking Scandle, Part Deux.
EmperorTweenus II: Heal Lee? He's got a big head.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Deux Wacka Deux
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Tween: Were you around for the Nixon Years?
EmperorTweenus II: As little as possible.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: lol
EmperorTweenus II: Let's just say I was in AC/DC when Jack Port was made.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Let me rephrase that then: Tween: Were you above the age of say 16 during the Nixon Years, and if so, do you remember any of that?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:31 PM and Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: The Nixon Years, not being 16
EmperorTweenus II: I voted for McGovern. My first election.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: uhhhhh....Hi Bubba Bunny Boy Brain
EmperorTweenus II: Bubba!
Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain: Hey, all
EmperorTweenus II: BTW, new computer. Love OS X Panther.
Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain: It is Bubba, by the way... just wanted to confuse things a bit.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: X Panther = Afro-American Software?
EmperorTweenus II: If you think you're confused now...
||||||||| Bunnyboy waltzes in at 9:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hah
Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain: I think we're a clone now.
||||||||| cease sneaks in around 9:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
EmperorTweenus II: Bunny!
EmperorTweenus II: Decist...
Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain: Okay.... now the real confusion begins.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bunny and Cat
cease: greetings
Bunnyboy: Just a heads up. I will be back shortly. Spaniel crying in the other room, as he is wont to do.
cease: what is all this animal imagery doing here?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Spaniels crying in the Rain
EmperorTweenus II: Is that a Steel Eye Spaniel?
Bunnyboy: The Fox Trot
Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain: Someone left the spaniel in the rain... I don't think that I can take it.....
cease: give that bunny a quarter
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Tween: Just the left one is steel, nasty meeting with a porkypine
cease: steely dan? i thought benway was gone
||||||||| Around 9:35 PM, Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain walks off into the sunset...
Bunnyboy: That's not much
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 9:35 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Don't give him a quarter, he'll only spend it on foolishness
Bubba's Brain: Now I'm feeling more like myself.
Bunnyboy: cat: No, benway is just...hiding.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Get your hands offa you
cease: the new muslim channel is using MY camera
Bunnyboy: The "tool", not da man.
cease: but real lighting or at least a crew
Bunnyboy: brb
||||||||| Around 9:36 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
Bubba's Brain: The channel for new Muslims?
cease: i'm watching nbc news about it and there's MY camera in the background
Bubba's Brain: You're camera?
Bubba's Brain: Your
EmperorTweenus II: They're decomposing composers on the evening news.
cease: just back from my 3rd day of class (of 4) learning how to use final cut pro. wow
cease: i have a canon xl1s
EmperorTweenus II: Now everyone can be Michael Moore. Cool.
cease: a Very Good camera, though the xl2 is now out so it's probably worthless
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: I just have these Russioan Rocket Launchers
Bubba's Brain: And they borrowed it?
cease: he weighs more than me, fumiyo, icy, jazz, blues And the big camera
EmperorTweenus II: Oh, Afghanistan....
cease: no, they bought their own
Bubba's Brain: Ach, lieber, the same make and model.... not the same physical one.
cease: it's usually used by tv stations. not too many private citizens own such a camera
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: ....Ssausages with Bhurkas
cease: yes, bub. what did you think, i just got back from mecca? look at my nose!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Give me a date
cease: i hear the cheney girl is still single
EmperorTweenus II: Freedom is a NCY hot dog stand in Baghdad.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: That we *know8
Bubba's Brain: YEs, it is a good camera... good enough for pros, cheap enough for semis (semi pros)
cease: that sinefeld meets superman commercial was shot with it
EmperorTweenus II: And speaking of semis, has anyone heard from Ken?
EmperorTweenus II: NCY?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Maybe Klok
Bubba's Brain: Oh, I'm sure he's rolling around somewhere....
EmperorTweenus II: The new city of York.
cease: hi klok
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: NCY? YOu may remember her as ADRY FRBR
Bubba's Brain: [incredulous cowboy voice] New York City!?!?!?!
EmperorTweenus II: Melanie Haber?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: You mean MLN HBR?
cease: audrey farber?
Bubba's Brain: We can'
Bubba's Brain: We cant talk here....
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: BTTY J BLSK!!!!!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong HDNT HRD THT NM SNC CLLG
EmperorTweenus II: Spread Eagle. Bush's new SS designation.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Thought it was Spread Evil
EmperorTweenus II: Yes, I do complain.
EmperorTweenus II: An End To Evil. Wolfie & Perlman. Haven't read it yet.
Bubba's Brain: Axis of Eagle?
EmperorTweenus II: Bold as Love.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: And twice as real
cease: only seems real
EmperorTweenus II: Real One? Now I can watch C-SPAN and make tortillas!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Yes, Dear Friends....Only Seemsreal can cure those everyday blues
cease: ersatz brothers coffee, the real one
EmperorTweenus II: No, they don't bite.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Reel One of the Juan Valdez Story: Me and my Burrito coming up next
EmperorTweenus II: Raised in the home or the slave's quarters.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hey, this Tortilla is Flat
cease: have another stein, Beck
EmperorTweenus II: Move along...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Only in the USA
Bubba's Brain: There's a restauraunt in B-town called Tortilla Flat.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Which is B-town
EmperorTweenus II: Mark Fiore has some pretty good Flash animations w/Bush & Muir.
cease: does it attract really sharp chicks?
Bubba's Brain: Bloomginton IN
cease: i agree, tween
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: afk for a refill
EmperorTweenus II: Biggest algae bloom ever seen is off Florida.
EmperorTweenus II: Not good.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: The globe isn't getting warmer, you're just getting colder
Bubba's Brain: the bloom is off the alge....
Bubba's Brain: ... and Leon is getting Larger.....
cease: molly bloom? with floridas in her hair like the andalusion girls wear
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong sings: What's that in your pool, Algae?
EmperorTweenus II: Ponce on that Leon...
cease: yes, i said
EmperorTweenus II: Hat's our sun temple...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Pimp my Elixer of Youth
EmperorTweenus II: That's right.
EmperorTweenus II: One part... of the juice...
EmperorTweenus II: One part... of the paste...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: one part of the Regular....
EmperorTweenus II: The biggest GD hole anyone has ever seen. Iraq.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: And at the bottom of that hole is Reebus Rumsfeld
EmperorTweenus II: Yea, Fong doeth speak verily.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hey! I can smell insurgents!
cease: the black hole at the centre of the earth?
cease: no, that's gw bush
cease: smells like iraqi teen spirit
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: It's not a bloack hole, only an entanglement of strings
EmperorTweenus II: I do complain
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong notices that's the second time Tweenus has said that.....hmmm
EmperorTweenus II: Looking for scrap metal in a dumpster.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: How about 379 Aluminum Beer cans
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EmperorTweenus II: That how war works. Now that's big cajones, Mr. Rumsfeld.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Catherwood should be gonged
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 10:01 PM.
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, you're off!
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: on the wall, dex/
Bubba's Brain: E!
EmperorTweenus II: El!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hi Elayne
cease: hi el
EmperorTweenus II: Want to join in the fray?
Elayne: Thanks for the birthday pressie, Unca Dex! It's yummy!
Elayne: Nah, that's okay Emp, my clothes are frayed enough as is.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong coughs long and often but mutters
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Thanks
EmperorTweenus II: Got me in stiches.
Elayne: Well, you reap what you sew.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Elayne Stitch?
cease: how's the arranging your comics coming, el?
EmperorTweenus II: You sew and sew.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Pretty soon you got Loin Cloth
Bubba's Brain: You ain't a-frayed, Emp, don't you know the Emperor has no clothes?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Sew some more, you got Lion Cloth
EmperorTweenus II: The Bride is loined...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Loined? I loined dat in t'oid Grade
Elayne: Cat, I'm waiting for Robin to shelve some more before starting the next round of sorting. And that shelving had to wait whilst he's been in (a) deadline hell and (b) dental hell.
Bubba's Brain: Sir Loin, of Beef.
Elayne: Should back on track by next week or so.
EmperorTweenus II: All hail Ellis.
cease: Fumiyo's getting new teeth build too
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: versus Sir Rack O'Lamb
Elayne: Ellis? That prick? :)
Elayne: Don't worry Cat, everyone's teeth will be perfect and pearly and all our comics will be on shelves by the time you come visit!
EmperorTweenus II: Getcher DNA wright here...
cease: i cant wait, el
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong wonder if this is an obscure reference to Doc Ellis who played for the Yankees
Elayne: Dex, I'm pretty sure it's a reference to Warren "what a prick" Ellis.
cease: i'm in the middle of a video editing class on some fancy new software. i look forward to seeing what i can do with east coast footage
Elayne: He's a comic book writer who's prone to believing his own press and being nasty to fans.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Not familiar with him
cease: i gather you actually get some sun in april?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: actually don't even know him
EmperorTweenus II: Reasons to live on the west coast. FST tour.
Elayne: Count yourself lucky, Dex. I used to be friendly with him then he became all, well, prick'ish.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: April *is* the crelest month, ya know
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: cruelest
cease: you suggest i come visit you in may instead?
Elayne: Tell me someone will be videotaping the west coast tour!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Tween, unfortunately your right
cease: merlyn for sure. he has a better camera than i do, i think, and knows how to use it, for sure!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: I suggest nothing...I quote anybody who comes to mind
EmperorTweenus II: Left of centre. Right to the old same place.
cease: i just got message from ticketmaster today that my (and doc and lili's) tickets are being printed today
cease: ts elliot?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong thinks Tweeus may be complaining again
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Yes
EmperorTweenus II: He Bernard Shaw!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: He not responsible
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: He only park it, not locket
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Not choke her either
Bubba's Brain: George?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Just lovely silk restraining ties
EmperorTweenus II: FST GWU not insane tour.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: and lots of leather....big black steaming piles of leather
cease: he knew fuck all about cats. why should he know anything about april?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (10:11 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hi Merl
Merlyn: hello
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Merl.
EmperorTweenus II: Hippie from Olema?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: It's only petry, yah like it or yah don't
Bubba's Brain: Whirlyn Merlyn
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: poetry
cease: and speaking of fillming the west coast tour....
EmperorTweenus II: Even if they're tired and Haggard...
cease: Petra? isn't that in Air Jordan?
Bubba's Brain: Tired and Hagrid.... off to Hogwarts....
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Like Guy and Clark after their trip to the west coast
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: afk for a setting of the VCR
EmperorTweenus II: Ah, the Guy/Clark expedition. Didn't they discover Catalina?
Bubba's Brain: Ranch dressing.
EmperorTweenus II: Sell you a clowndominum at Rancho Malaria...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Tween: No, Bakerfield
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bakersfield
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Catalina Valente discovered Catalina
EmperorTweenus II: Ah, Baker's Field. The East and West met. Business cards were exchanged.
EmperorTweenus II: It was ugly.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: One was drawn once a month good for a free meal
EmperorTweenus II: Fong's getting mealy mouthed...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Secretary Reebus, we'd like to know why are mealies aren't getting uparmored
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: We've lost 13 cereal bowls this week
Elayne: Oh, hi Merlyn! Sorry, I've been multitasking, going forward into the past to write a year-end wrapup as an insert into our holiday cards...
EmperorTweenus II: What not to do with The American Army.
Merlyn: hi E
cease: how about not invade other countries, to start
EmperorTweenus II: I swear these guys are going to bury themselves.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Good start
cease: better to lose cereal bowls than serial killers
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Tween: NOt soon enough for me
EmperorTweenus II: Canada. Our most important neighbor to the north.
cease: you have others?
EmperorTweenus II: 'cept for Russsia.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Canada: OUr 51st State
EmperorTweenus II: That a GWB quote.
cease: were that the case, kerry would be prez and the house and senate would be overwhelmingly democratic FOREVER
EmperorTweenus II: Among so many.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong wonders about Eskard and the other Icelanders
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Is that an invitation =))
EmperorTweenus II: Iceland? Now there's a vacation treat. I prefer Cancun.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Reserve for Iceland early, remember global warming?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Now all Icelanders will have to learn the ukulele
EmperorTweenus II: 2050. Vacation on the beaches of Iceland.
||||||||| BluMoon waltzes in at 10:25 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Once!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: inna
EmperorTweenus II: Once!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: BluMoon?
Elayne: Hello BM! Um, I mean...
EmperorTweenus II: Where you hail from, Blu?
BluMoon: once in a while
BluMoon: on the road again
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: A lovely Ballad by the Imcomparable Clifford Brown
BluMoon: back for thr momentum
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: *not* on the Road again
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: a lovely ballad by Kay Starr
BluMoon: first time in this cyber not unreality
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: You are a FST fan, Blu?
cease: clifford brown does charlie brown?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Only at Xmas Cat
EmperorTweenus II: I'm not feeling so much like an Elmer anymore...
cease: watched the guaraldi show the other night. same great music, same stupid show
BluMoon: from waiting for someone like him, you or me
cease: sniff some glu, tween. it'll pass
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Mery Christmas Baby, a lovely ballad performed by th Lemon Sisters
cease: charles brown
cease: does the theme for Black Like Me
EmperorTweenus II: Oh, St. Charles...
BluMoon: glue makes me bind too much
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Blu: The you've been here since before the beginning?
cease: too much thai stick
EmperorTweenus II: Now is when?
Bubba's Brain: He's gonna get tough, just you wait and see....
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong sings Thai me Kangaroo Stick down
cease: why's everybody always pickin on me
EmperorTweenus II: Not since Vietnam have we seen this.
BluMoon: back to his honor Lord Buckley
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: You're a 1940's Classic Gibson?
EmperorTweenus II: And it's going to get worse.
EmperorTweenus II: Comedy? What comedy?
Bubba's Brain: I had Thai for lunch....
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bubba: Stick to it
cease: the firesign ended their 1967 xmas radio show with buckley's The Naz
EmperorTweenus II: Rundgren?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Blu: Lord Buckley is good =)
cease: you must be really loaded by now, bub
BluMoon: I ate a chinee girl, but i got horny an hour later
cease: lol
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: That's okay, I had Horny first
EmperorTweenus II: They only come up to your knees...
Bubba's Brain: loaded? With Thai. I only had one of them.
cease: did a fine job on my ankules too
Bubba's Brain: Take several, they're small.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Tween: Don't believe 'em , it's swamp land
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: ...or gonna be
BluMoon: it only goes down to the knees then goes dry
EmperorTweenus II: Swamp Thing!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Clothes stay wet too long? Use Dryad
Bubba's Brain: Spreaking of Bulkey, Ossman does Buckley's Pied Piper on #1 of the GLT set.
cease: take it from a pro, if you're gonna eat some Really Good Dope for lunch, you'll be stoned Way into the evening
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: GLT?
Bubba's Brain: Nympho!
BluMoon: my fave Marc Antony's oration
Bubba's Brain: George Leroy Tirebiter.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Maniac!!
cease: i think i already have all of those shows, bub
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'george leroy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
EmperorTweenus II: You could have 10,000 of them. Not a fan.
Bubba's Brain: speak of the devil
EmperorTweenus II: Time to bite some tires...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hey! Mister....Wait for me......
BluMoon: why you can't say the name
cease: what are all these Trojans doing here?
Elayne: Hang on, I thought I was also known as Nancy...
Bubba's Brain: Welcome, sir, back from stunting trees, I see.
george leroy: What??
Bubba's Brain: Everybody's known as nancy.
cease: better than beiing known as Sluggo
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Elayne: Abbrevioated to NCY
EmperorTweenus II: Yes, Jennings. Go figure.
BluMoon: the big greek horse threw up
Elayne: BRB.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy enters at 10:37 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
EmperorTweenus II: Did you do the Alligator?
cease: tirebiter was mascot of usc trojans as i recall
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: ...it's for feet and clubbed Achilles to the ground
cease: but long betore i was a student there
cease: only my shirts, tween
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Crocodiles Rock
EmperorTweenus II: cease: No, that's Agnes Moorehead.
cease: oh elton, you're such a Tool
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: That's sorta shockin.
BluMoon: she's got muscles in her ear
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: That's *Sir* Elton valet
cease: michelle, my dumbell
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Don't you change your nationality on me
cease: have you discovered the blue nile yet, agnes?
BluMoon: spoken not said
cease: as if that were a possibility, dex
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Blue Nile Rogers?
EmperorTweenus II: We're all Nilists here...
cease: i used to have an alice coltrane album with a song called The Blue Nile on it
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: YOu could move to Iceland, get in on the growing real estate boom
BluMoon: with big blu noses
cease: whatever happened to Nils? didn't he start the whole online firesign world?
EmperorTweenus II: Honk...
Merlyn: nils bohr?
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: BLue noses, for a red lady....
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Nils Lofgrin?
cease: i'm not moving anywhere. that's not to say i won't be Pushed
cease: elayne met him in la
BluMoon: Icelandic blue nose chinchillas
cease: a mathematiician or something, i forget his last name
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Nils Bear...you could not train him...He would think anywhere
EmperorTweenus II: Ah, the Lofty Niles. Latitude 50, Longitude 60.
cease: lol dex
cease: he did the first firesign faq, set up alt.firesign, etc
cease: friend of bergman, if such a thing is possible
BluMoon: I had a Catalina with 50's front, 60's in back
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong wonders what Cat meant by that
EmperorTweenus II: 1940's airplanes aren't for much, but the Catalina rocked.
EmperorTweenus II: Non-sequitor.
cease: i ain't a leana, i'm increasingly a fatty
EmperorTweenus II: And now, my wife and I...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bunnyboy close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:46 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Bunnyboy: lo agin
EmperorTweenus II: Hippity
cease: hi elanore
Bunnyboy: 10-4
cease: i hear lesbian marriage is legal now
BluMoon: sequins and fringe elements
BluMoon: still need a liquor license
cease: you bounced back, bun
Bunnyboy: (as Rummy): You're all happy little Marines, you've always been happy little Marines, and you'll always be happy little Marines.
Bunnyboy: What an unarmored tool.
BluMoon: semper fieldayus
Bunnyboy: Rummy: Any questions, men?
cease: have some coke, rummy
Elayne: Oops, fading a bit. Sorry, I'm back.
Bunnyboy: Random Marine: Yes. What the FUCK are you DOING?!?
cease: i think it may be time for another episode of Rummy and the Cokehead
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| george leroy - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: (as Rummy) "ccourse you could end up dead...I s that a possibility? You bet...Am I gonna die? No way!
EmperorTweenus II: Is that like the little mermaid, or is that a marine?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Marinade?
BluMoon: cornstarch is preferable to prevent chafing
EmperorTweenus II: The Mr. Obvious Show. Has anyone heard of it?
Bunnyboy: Anybody catch WEST WING last night? Penn and Teller rocked, per usual.
EmperorTweenus II: Pretty funny.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: On Dilbert Tween
cease: indeed, bun
BluMoon: obliviously
cease: best use of them since Babylon 5
cease: neal gaiman episode
EmperorTweenus II: WW rocks. OK, I won't tell them about FDR.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Damn...I loved B-5 but don't remember that
cease: it was called The Day of the Dead, from year 5
cease: best epiosde of a tv show i've ever seen. any tv show
EmperorTweenus II: 1950's shows. Live TV. Nothing like it.
cease: but that has more due to plot relavence to me rather than aesthetic quality
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: I believe that's the year they started broadcasting them at all wierd times in NYC (*Not* Nancy)
Bunnyboy: Gary Cole as the Democratic nominee? Yeah, I'd be afraid!
EmperorTweenus II: This Is Your Life!
cease: someone was telling me a long involved plot from a b5 episdoe and i did not know it. and i've seen them all a number of times
BluMoon: gary coleman
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Sorrry.... back from a distraction.... Yes, West Wing is actually good again.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Not Gary, Olde Kinge Coal
Bunnyboy: The actor's stock character, not the actor himself. Good Steppenwolf bwah.
EmperorTweenus II: I have a Coleman lantern. It shines brightly when all around is dark (my lord is a pissant).
cease: i was in a discussion of fave stoned movies and steppenwolve was #2 on my list
BluMoon: stuntman
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: What's this about the comet.... are they going Armegeddon on us? Jumping the shark?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: ...to the stars
Bunnyboy: cat: Did you know that Stracynzski is writing AMAZING SPIDER-MAN these days?
cease: i did not
cease: disliked his novel serialzed online. might as well do something visual
Bunnyboy: And the first was...I forget. Must have been good!
cease: no more tv projects?
Bunnyboy: cat: Let's see. Hmmmm....
EmperorTweenus II: I'll drive that buss.
cease: J-men Forever, bun. not that it's a good flick in itself, but as a promoter of pot usage, it is unrivalled.
BluMoon: 200 Motels
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Some good laughs in it though
cease: i put step 2 cuz harry's trip is as good an ad for expanding your consciousness as any i've seen
EmperorTweenus II: I say, give pot to Seagrams.
cease: #3 was a tv show, the colours of infinity, arthur c clarke discovers fractals
EmperorTweenus II: And a chamber bowl as well.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: 3 Seagrams equal one quarter ounce or 2 abd 1/2 lids
BluMoon: cannabis twinkies 2 buzz with 1 stone
||||||||| Catherwood leads klokwkdoggedly inside, makes a note of the time (10:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Hey Klok.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hi Klok
klokwkdoggedly: yeah, or something...
klokwkdoggedly: hello everybody
cease: were you gone, klok?
EmperorTweenus II: You watch PBS and don't pay for membership? Settle down, settle down...
Bunnyboy: 200 Motels! Life of ze road!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong senses KWD may have a tail to tell
EmperorTweenus II: Dogman...
cease: the adventures of...
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Klokdigity, klokdoggedly, ooh whatcha do to me.....
cease: sherman and his pet human
EmperorTweenus II: A Moon Unit ripped my flesh.
klokwkdoggedly: gone? as in not here here, or not home or just offplanet do you mean Cat?
cease: no, it was peabody. professor? what was his title?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bubba: =))))
klokwkdoggedly: they should pay ME, tweeny
cease: i thought you were here earlier
klokwkdoggedly: yeah, how much is that kwd in the Windows...
cease: not a peabody, a polk
BluMoon: tell a tall tale of tails to tell talk
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: LOL
EmperorTweenus II: How 'bout with a CS-80, dog?
klokwkdoggedly: i thought i was too, but maybe it was only a dreem?
klokwkdoggedly: no I was not here until just now
BluMoon: i haven't got here yet, let me update my log
cease: i know only cuz i listen to al franken everyday, dex
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Understood and still appreciated =)
cease: otherwise never heard oriley, limbo, hannity ad nauseum. not on our radios
EmperorTweenus II: Imagine. One of the boyz showing up on Franken.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: things just present themselves, wordwise
klokwkdoggedly is unsure of what tweeny means by a CS-80, but mental processes are at a nadir at the moment
cease: it oughtta happen. they could riff
EmperorTweenus II: Yamaha CS-80. Good music machine.
EmperorTweenus II: Tommy Mars.
cease: i can see proctor, bergman and franken
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Riff-Raff I was takin' a bath
Elayne: Gotta go, I need to finish up our holiday greeting insert.
cease: keerp em filing, el
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Seasonal Greeting elayne
klokwkdoggedly: oh, I see, I guess. Yamaha
BluMoon: inserted
klokwkdoggedly: nite E
klokwkdoggedly: a belated hello, too
EmperorTweenus II: And spices for the sandwich island as well.
Bunnyboy: Apparently, Straczynski has a few irons in the fire. A Babylon 5 movie, one and/or two series possibilities, and a recent Showtime series, JEREMIAH, which he reportedly didn't enjoy doing. Bad dealings with MGM.
klokwkdoggedly: not to mention the far-flung Isles of Langerhans
BluMoon: where the Cook couldn't swim
Bunnyboy: lo Layne
cease: aha
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Unfortunately The Spice Islands are now the Sumatra National undersea Diving Drome
Bunnyboy: ooh. Bye Elayne!
EmperorTweenus II: That's captain Rook to you matey...
Elayne: Night!
||||||||| Around 11:03 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
klokwkdoggedly: Bab 5 is so over...
EmperorTweenus II: El is no moore.
EmperorTweenus II: Roger that.
BluMoon: time wharpped agin
Bunnyboy: Speaking of Franken, anybody catch the first installment of THE FIRST AMENDMENT PROJECT? It was titled FOX VS FRANKEN.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Rokk Captain! Of stalboard side...Is Mothra!!!!
BluMoon: Godzillra vs Rocky
klokwkdoggedly: it got a put-down in the NYT, BB, but I was unable to watch anyways
EmperorTweenus II: Cal. Nice place to visit. I just wouldn't want to live where the bad guys have better armor than the cops.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: KLok: But B-5 (as we afficianados refer to it) live on in our hearts and mids
||||||||| lililamont waltzes in at 11:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: "Satire is protected speech, even if the target doesn't get it" - paraphrased from Al Franken
lililamont: Hello, all.
EmperorTweenus II: Deja vu! Iraq...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hey Lili!!
Bunnyboy: klok: Why the putdown? It was hysterical!
klokwkdoggedly watched every single ep of Bab 5 that he could, and that's high praise given that most of it was mired in UHF snow of the local UPN affiliate
lililamont: Doctec and I have been to a very good bar with great food. I had a rought day...
BluMoon: sometimes the plane doesn't land
klokwkdoggedly: hello, lili!
EmperorTweenus II: A lili putin?
lililamont: Hi, Dex. Good to see you here.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: Then you know whereof I speak...eth
Bunnyboy: lo Lili
lililamont: I've been called that, but mainly by my father, rest his soul.
cease: HEY LILI
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Lili: I never miss chat if I can
lililamont: Hey, BB. Doc is in the kitchen, tending bar.
Bunnyboy: It was so rought, it ended in a consonant.
Merlyn: hey ll
EmperorTweenus II: We were just describing the nature of the universe.
klokwkdoggedly: they said Franken was eye candy to lure viewers in to a 2nd half with much more meat and less cheap thrills; Franken vs O'Reilly is kind of a guilty pleasure, but no real contest...
cease: but it was incomplete without Lili
EmperorTweenus II: What say have you?
cease: the tv show, klok?
cease: franken was talking about it on his show
cease: much we dont get here
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: I have a gaint ball of String Theory
lililamont: Cat:: Doc and I were just talking about the trip to Vancouver. My daughter wants us to come up for Christmas, but I have to replace my timing belt and I just discovered that shingles are blowing off of my roof, which means new roof.
klokwkdoggedly: yes, Dex, B5 had much better coherency and story arc than the wallowing Deep Space Nine, but the DSN characters were in some ways far deeper and more affecting
cease: dont let my dog get it. he'.ll make it dissappear
EmperorTweenus II: As long as it has double cheese.
cease: just like an american flag
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: Yes
Bunnyboy: Doc? Doc who? Who cares about Doc? ; )
klokwkdoggedly: the First Amendment thing, Cat; I only remember the NYT reviewed it recently and that memory is vague
cease: bummer, lili
lililamont: Has Phil joined us tonight?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Ha!!
EmperorTweenus II: 6 more weeks.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Then he sees his shadow and goes away again
Bunnyboy: But the Constitution remains/
cease: last nights west wing, klok
BluMoon: my beer must be warm by new, bye Y'all
lililamont: Indeed, Cat. How I long for woek, especially of the lucrative sort.
klokwkdoggedly: nite Blu!
EmperorTweenus II: Been fun. Until last time, again...
Bunnyboy: "Did they just burn the American flag in the White House?"
||||||||| Around 11:10 PM, EmperorTweenus II walks off into the sunset...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: ?afloat here in Baltimore Harbor
||||||||| Around 11:10 PM, BluMoon walks off into the sunset...
cease: indeed, lili
Merlyn: a happy ending
cease: by tween
lililamont: Au revoir, ET.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Blu come again
Bunnyboy: nite Blu
cease: blu
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Tween
cease: has blown
klokwkdoggedly: no, Bun, they folded it neatly and put it away to make room for the swastika
lililamont: Doc is making a martini. When he shows up, I'll turn this over to him.
klokwkdoggedly longs for work of the technical sort; lucrative not required
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Swat Sticka's Rapping it to you, like it was outta Compton
cease: how is your daughter, lili?
Bunnyboy: You don't make a martini. You persuade it.
Bunnyboy: With just a whisper of vermouth...
klokwkdoggedly: he gets the computer and you get the martini -- what a trade! lucky you!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: And a bevy of olives
lililamont: KWD: There is nothing in the NE corridor. Believe me, I've tried. Time to find a new gi, at my advanced age.
cease: better an advance than a descent
klokwkdoggedly: we could still manage offshore contractors, Lili... ;-)
lililamont: Cat: Eleni is doing well. She has a ful time job, zt long last. My lovely granddaughter is learning violin. She just turned 7.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klokwkvishnu
Bunnyboy: Ah, mercy me, I'm so happily boozeless. Have been for quite some time.
cease: wonderful
cease: suddenly this year i have friends in hamilton
klokwkdoggedly: actually good article in NYT about contract shops in Armenia that need US supervision...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bunny: Voluntarily I hope =)
lililamont: BB: For me, it's a refuge. NMot a refuge from the rain.
cease: happily, bun?
Bunnyboy: You have always been the caretaker...
cease: is that like hippity?
lililamont: Where and who in Hamilton, Cat?
Bunnyboy: Dex: Yes, a delighted volunteer.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hamilton Tigercat, Klok
cease: people i met over the summer and online recently. i'm sure you don't know them
klokwkdoggedly: oh, the .ca Hamilton, not the sunny one...
lililamont: Armenia for the Armenians!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Hamilton, Alexander?
cease: i've never been there.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Arpeggio for the Arpegians
cease: how can someone make a bad flick about alexander the great?
lililamont: I have, and we may be there for Christmas.
klokwkdoggedly: actually, they suggested rotating American-Armenians there and Amernian-Armenians who speek the good English here
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: First you go to a major studio
cease: aberjian for the aberjainians (explosion)
klokwkdoggedly: major studio got sent to iraq
Bunnyboy: It that someone is Oliver Stone, just give him the money and stand back.
cease: give him enough string cheese and he'll hang himself
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Sarge: I think we just smoked the Aberjainian
klokwkdoggedly: i was listening to "weaponry" Tue. night and it was suggested that Civil War re-enactors are getting really nervous...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Pico and Alverado I way stretched like a boston sock
cease: give that aberjanian an emmy, and make her chieftess of staff
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: Are they afraid of a call-up?
cease: put down that staff, gandalf
cease: ok, You're All Fired!
||||||||| doctec waltzes in at 11:18 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
klokwkdoggedly: yep, them and building night watchmen, Dex...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Martini Man!
cease: they all turn into Giant Toad Supermarkets and Explode with Xmas Savings!
klokwkdoggedly: or Martini-less man...
doctec: yes, that would be me...
Bunnyboy: lo Olive
cease: and speaking of giant toads...
doctec: just got back from a local bistro i'd never been to (lili knew of it tho...)
Merlyn: hey doc
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Meet Bruno
Bunnyboy: Eats and treats, eh?
doctec: trendy yuppie place with a nyc ambience/edginess
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Que Pasta Doc?
klokwkdoggedly: in fact, anyone of a certain age in the US that wears a uniform (Coast Guard, Park Service, UPS, FedEx, Post Office -- well, they ought to scare the hell out of the Iraqis -- etc.)
doctec: food was not bad, drinks quite tasty too
cease: veggie white-oh
Bunnyboy: (as Bruno) : Raaaaaaaauuuuuhh!
doctec: menu was (for lack of a better way to characterize) "top-shelf bar food"
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Brown???? Is that you??? My name's Brown too......
klokwkdoggedly: better than top-bar shelf food...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Ol' Browns Body lies a stinki' in the ditch
doctec: lili needed the break, i'm afraid being out of work and not being able to decide what to do about it has been taking its toll
Bunnyboy: Quick, what the name of the actor who plays Bruno?
klokwkdoggedly: the UPS vans may fare better than the humvees...
cease: certain age hopped up on hip-hop and high power weaponry?
doctec: she's a friggin' basket case these days
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bun" Bruno Kirby?
cease: i can imagine, doc
doctec: i happened to find an interesting link tho, she seems to have been inspired by it:
klokwkdoggedly: yes, Cat -- for training, they give them the bad routes for 3 months prior to shipping out
cease: inspiration is good
doctec: looking it up now, hang on
Bunnyboy: Woody Tobias, Jr.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: "Brown? You got the Inner City today"
doctec: http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/000932.html
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bun: Made me laugh just to think about Doc Tongue and Bruno
doctec: everyone should read it, it's brilliant
cease: oh, sctv
doctec: (three-dee house of beef ... lol)
cease: me too doc
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: or their version of Midnight Cowboy
klokwkdoggedly: vy nice, DT
doctec: "taxi driver" - starring woody allen
cease: good stuff, doc
klokwkdoggedly: what was wrong with Andy Kaufman?
Bunnyboy: I'm still on ep 4 of Vol 2 on SCTV DVD.
doctec: klok: i love the cartoon with the guy shouting: "If you weren't so stupid, I could explain to you how stupid you are!!!"
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: Why? Is he sick or something
cease: i'll have to rent em someday, bun
cease: way into making my own stuff now
klokwkdoggedly: Bun - most of the remotes have a "Chapter Forward" button -- gets you right on out to the next segment!
doctec: "taxi driver" - starring bob hope
Bunnyboy: I kept putting Zontar on, and watching it it bed. Conked out at least a half dozen times.
cease: 3rd day of course on Final Cut. very intense
Bunnyboy: Good ep, but man was I sleepy.
cease: that was brilliant
klokwkdoggedly: well, why have woody allen redux, Dex?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bun: That's how Zontar operates
doctec: ooh, final cut - one of the best video editing software programs available today!
Bunnyboy: klok: Oh, yeah, I'm hip to that. Still kept snoozin'!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Andy Kaufman is Woody Allen?
cease: it's a mother, doc. but when i get a clip right, it's heaven in a box
doctec: cat: yep
klokwkdoggedly: Mick Jagger is Ned Kelley!
cease: than he's dead
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: Heaven in a box? Contact the PTL club immediately
Bunnyboy: And Joe Flaherty as Floyd Robertson, under the spell of Zontar. Too damn funny.
klokwkdoggedly: if you believe they put a man on the moon...
cease: cat in a box? contact shoddiger immediately
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: I believe the Iraqi elections will happen in January
doctec: zontar - was that the alien as a head of cabbage episode?
Bunnyboy: man on the moooooooooooooooOOOoon
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Doc: Yes
cease: do any of you cogniscenti know if new series Earthsea is based on the leguin books?
doctec v taped all those sctv episodes when they were broadcast and has seen them many times
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Gus the security guard
klokwkdoggedly: aren't there some girls on the street in Hollywood who offer that, Dex?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Cat: It is said to be so
Bunnyboy: doc: Yes. And Hank Bain, Conrad Bain's brother, working for Zontar.
klokwkdoggedly: Dex - such a belief in itself is a faith-based initiative
doctec hasn't seen the network 90 episodes in a long time tho
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: I'm lost in the suace here, what are you referring to?
cease: i saw the aging berman daughter on letterman or something talking about starring in it and then saw an ad for it on the TV
cease: bergman bloom off the rosalini
Bunnyboy: Hank's real name is/was Bonar Bain (pronounced Bonner, I suspect, but NBC wasn't taking any chances).
klokwkdoggedly: cat - takes 3 sec: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0407384/
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Backagainbackagainjigityjog.
doctec bought a dvd copy of the bergman movie 'persona' recently - a wonderful package they put together - the titles are readable, the translation to english is freshly redone and better, and there are great documentary addons
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Keep your hands off my cheese log
Bunnyboy: lo agin Bub
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: ingmar, I presume.
cease: wow
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: lo, bun.
doctec: bubba: yep
cease: earthsea is almost as good as lo rings, as lit
klokwkdoggedly: sounds nice, DT
Bunnyboy: Peter Bergman has a movie called PERSONA? Don't tell me...it's a one-man show!
cease: i had no idea a flick or tv series was in the works
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: I figured it were'nt peter.
doctec: also, got the 2 dvd set of season 1 of 'sealab 2021' - what a roit
doctec: riot
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: roit is good
doctec: olo
cease: i hear that's good, doc but not on tv. must look for the dvds here
klokwkdoggedly listened to Ray Bradbury talking about chopping up Moby Dick for Huston on KCRW last Sunday; pretty funny
Bunnyboy: Roit is "right" in Dick Van Dyke Cockney.
cease: season 2 of 6 feet under just started. the first episode was astonishing
klokwkdoggedly: yeah, it's razor-sharp, Bunny
doctec: cat: i imagine it will show up on canadian tv at some point
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Dick Van Dyke Parks.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: It's not chopping, it's *Flensing*
doctec: remind me and i'll bring the dvds when we come to vancouver end of january
cease: episode 2 not as good but it would be hard to sustain that.
cease: look forward to em doc
cease: you got ticket info?
cease: did merl vanish?
doctec: yes - check is on the way - thanx for your patience
klokwkdoggedly does not grok Flensing, but accepts that must be the jargon. thought he invented Penicillin...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Just got real gray
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Moby Dick -- dick van dyke -- van dyke parks -- parker stephenson -- stephen king -- carrie -- carrie fischer.....
cease: but patience than shun pay
doctec: merl is probably working on something for the firesign site - he's a true trouper
cease: but whales aren't fish!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: Flensing is the term used for slicing the blubber off whales
doctec: fischer king
cease: you;'re stuttering again, doc
doctec: wh-wh-whooooo, m-m-m-m-m-meeee?
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: King of Prussia, PA
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Duke of Earl, Montanan
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: a
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Earl of Sanwich
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: d
cease: who you callin Pa.? I'm Adolphinia now, and don't you forget it!
doctec lived in nearby town of paoli when king of prussia mall first opened in the mid-60s ... needless to say it's a hell of a lot bigger now
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Down, paste it red, suds down
Bunnyboy: Season 5 will be the last for SIX FEET UNDER. Sadness!
cease: hamm? let go
doctec: it's the phillies vs the red sox - MA vs PA
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy was born in Bryn Maur in mid 60's
cease: we just started season 2 here, bun
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: So you went to college eh?
cease: i get years more!
klokwkdoggedly thinks Dex must listen to 'way too much "Says You"...;-)
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: "Who Says"?
doctec: bb: well, that's what we've been told ... remember they said last year's season of the sopranos was the last one, then said they're gonna do another 10 episodes to wrap it up
cease: like china beach
doctec: same thing could happen with 6 ft under
klokwkdoggedly: hilarious WGBH-FM word show, Dex -- maybe you don't listen, then...
cease: son of a china beach
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: "Says You" is descendant from BBC's "My Word"
doctec: i don' wanna kill - my china pig
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: dent
Bunnyboy: Yeah, a lot of the HBO series folks (Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under) seem to be playing the "oh, maybe it'll take a little bit longer to pump out those new eps" game.
klokwkdoggedly: Dex (it's also syndicated around the US) - http://www.wgbh.org/radio/saysyou/
Bunnyboy: Maybe they're waiting for Dan Money.
Bunnyboy: Pizza is wafting around and about. Have a splendid evening, folks!
doctec: i'm good for another 5-10 mins, i have to head home - lili is getting over a flu and i have an eye appt eaely tomorrow morning - will be easier for me to get there if i stay at my place tonight
klokwkdoggedly: oh, it's less stuffy than my word and my music, though, bubba
klokwkdoggedly: nite Bunny!
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: yes... true.
doctec: nite bb
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Nite Bb.
klokwkdoggedly: bummer, DT. well, keep that eye in water until they can reinstall it
doctec: klok: i'll try - i really need to get new glasses, my prescription has long passed its 'freshness date' - having a hard time focusing on the computer monitor
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Bunny
||||||||| Around 11:45 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
cease: bun
klokwkdoggedly: you may need those progressives, DT; I'm whistling past that graveyard 5 years on now...
doctec: klok: i *have* progressives, thing is my eyees have changed since the last time i had my eyes checked out
klokwkdoggedly: once the current pair don't work at the very tip of your nose, you know it's time...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong has conservative glasses, very samll lenses with little magnification...Almost blind
cease: as we age that happens
doctec: i have a separate set of glasses i use just for computer (close-up focus) work - they are too strong now!
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: as it happens, we age
||||||||| At 11:47 PM, lililamont vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
doctec: lili is fading fast on the couch, i logged her off
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Bye Lili
klokwkdoggedly begrudgingly wears a set of clip-on magnifiers he got at Job Lot if there is a lot of fine circuitry to deal with
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Doc: Shame on you
doctec: she says 'goodnight guys
cease: see you later, lili
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: Nite Lil.
klokwkdoggedly: nite Lili; good luck with the eye guy tomorrow!
Merlyn: nite lily
doctec: ...and i must do the same. glad i could check in for a brief time this week - see y'all next week i hope
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Doc
klokwkdoggedly: i take it no word from Ken this week?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Keep you cue tip dry
doctec: set a spell - take ter shoes off - y'all come back now, y'heah?
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: nit doc.
cease: shut them eyes, doc
doctec: yer
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Klok: Figured if anyone heard from Ken it would be you
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:49 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
klokwkdoggedly: not a peep
cease: a jeep?
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: A pete(er) Bilt
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy: I gotta get my beauty rest too, I'll see y'all later
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Bubba
klokwkdoggedly: nite Bubba
cease: app app Away
cease: bub
cease: your beauty can rest but your ugly has to stay awake
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Ugly never sleeps!!!!
klokwkdoggedly: I have been slaving over an over-hot flaky PC from 3PM until I sined on here, so should log off myself soon and attend to sustinence and such while plotting What To Do Next...
cease: like rust on Neal
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: GWB is probably hanging upside down from the ceiling right now
cease: off you log
klokwkdoggedly: LOL, Dex
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: NightnKlok
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Stay Well=)
klokwkdoggedly: trying to
klokwkdoggedly: rain -- I may get day off from walking Fri...
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong sings "Salt free! I'm staying salt free!"
cease: i also in need of food.
cease: farewell, wellness
cease: you y'all next thursday
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Char up some of that Arctic stuff
klokwkdoggedly: put out almonds for one of the neighborhood's last two squirrels. they don't like almonds???? sheesh. do they know how much they cost?
klokwkdoggedly: nite Cat
||||||||| cease departs at 11:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy leaves at 11:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Cat
klokwkdoggedly: just make sure they have backbones...
Merlyn: whoa, cat actually logged out
klokwkdoggedly: bye everyone!
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:56 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs klokwkdoggedly by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: I've feed em vodka soaked walnuts till they get stiff
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Klok=))
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: Night Merlyn, and thanks as always
Merlyn: nite dex
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:58 PM.
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong: and "whoa,: I'm loggin out too
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'S. Agnew', just granted probation at 12:12 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
S. Agnew: Hello? What? oops
||||||||| Around 12:12 AM, S. Agnew walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| 12:24 AM: S. Agnew jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| 12:28 AM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Merlyn: Still around, Spiro?
Merlyn: byeeeee
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:29 AM.
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| S. Agnew - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain AKA Nancy
Bubba's Brain
Bubbaboy or Bunny's Brain
Dexter ''Un-Armored'' Fong
EmperorTweenus II
george leroy
S. Agnew
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