A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 06, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Merlyn: Catherwood is way off
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Indeed
Merlyn: hullo
Dexter Fong: Merlyn< did I mention about the big billboard just south of times square advertising Nick Danger (clothing, I think)
Merlyn: knew about it months ago
Dexter Fong: Wow! Knews travels fast
Merlyn: Is this the one you saw? http://blahg.blank.org/index.php?p=291&c=1#comments
Merlyn: (scroll up) that's when & where I found out.
Merlyn: they paid $10,000 to buy nickdanger.com from a Firesign fan last month, but they're stonewalling Firesign in licensing.
Dexter Fong: Same type of sign, different location than the one I saw
Dexter Fong: ...and with Firesign fans like that, who needs critics
Merlyn: Ah, ok. That's new news then.
Merlyn: is Loew's 34th st. not the one near times square?
Dexter Fong: No, the one I saw is on 7th Ave and 40th street
Dexter Fong: and faces north
Merlyn: They're spawning
Dexter Fong: as do all evil creatures
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Sir Klokwerk Snowedin', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:27 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: 'allo your Sirship
Merlyn: hey KWD, I'm in MN, hardly any snow here.
Dexter Fong: No snow here in NYC either
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin: ...and London Bridge has fallen down...and moved to AZ, now I know why
Merlyn: and shouldn't you be "lord snowedin"?
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin: (apologia to Gary P. Nunn, wherever he is)
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:28 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: how's things?
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin: yes Merlyn, lord are we snowedin...
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin: hi i
Dexter Fong: Lord Delpus
Merlyn: lord of the ice ring
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin retreats to de-bag his din-din...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'C.S.S. Tweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:31 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
C.S.S. Tweeny: No truuue Texas cowhard would leave his beer keg un-defended in such a dangerous time...
Dexter Fong: You mean the wetbacks is a-comin'?
llanwydd: hey tweeny
C.S.S. Tweeny: We've gone from the mid-70s to freezing and back to 60s in the next couple of days. There is no such thing as global warming.
Dexter Fong: Global warning...warning....warning
C.S.S. Tweeny: Danger... danger... stranger...
llanwydd: where do you live, tween?
C.S.S. Tweeny: Austin
Dexter Fong believes he might get that dad blamed waterpump turned over
llanwydd: I was in San Antonio once when it snowed, believe it or not
C.S.S. Tweeny: Another 6 weaks of winter, or so they say ;)
C.S.S. Tweeny: We get ice storms every few years, but freezing is rare.
Dexter Fong: I'd settle for that
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'shoes for the dead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:35 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Wooooo
Dexter Fong: Show shoes in
llanwydd: hey shoes
Merlyn: David Ossman's description of the tour script:
Merlyn: I've titled the script assembly RADIO'S A HEARTBREAK. Home-grown, heartland
Merlyn: local radio (Martha Gluitt, Bob Hind, Mutt 'n' Smutt) get sold out overnight
Merlyn: to USPlus, where celebrities like Bebop Lobo, Hal Hiphugger and Ray
Merlyn: Hamberger, Capt. Happy Pandit and Chump Threads take over the microphones.
Merlyn: The question "What Is Reality?" will be further explored.

shoes for the dead: anyone goin to be in Portland?
||||||||| Bubba's Brain sneaks in around 9:36 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: I will be in Portland for both shows.
C.S.S. Tweeny: There you go again, Walter, being Italian...
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
C.S.S. Tweeny: Bubba!
Bubba's Brain: Hey, all.
llanwydd: this is walter
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin: hello bubba
C.S.S. Tweeny: Don't forget the main thing... Washington.
shoes for the dead: groovy me and my kids are there Sat!!
llanwydd: hi bub
C.S.S. Tweeny: Heard the latest from Heavy Gravy?
Merlyn: I'll be at the Portland, Seattle, and LA shows.
Dexter Fong: Merl: Thanks for the synopsis of the FS show
C.S.S. Tweeny: Graf Zeppelin ripped them off.
Bubba's Brain: Brains for industry... brains for the dead!
llanwydd: they never come up into the hills, these guys
Dexter Fong: Brains......uuuuuuuummmmmmm
Merlyn: all you zombies
C.S.S. Tweeny: Splat...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Or over them...
C.S.S. Tweeny: And far into the voyages of The Crumbhungers.
Dexter Fong: They never come up over the hills, those guys?
Bubba's Brain: sounds like the plot of every corporate zombie movie...
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin is going to have to retreat to Mozilla or something here; knoqueror isn't tonight...
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:41 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Sir Klokwerk Snowedin by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: I'm sure he'll be back soon
C.S.S. Tweeny: Your are niquiled, Sir K.
llanwydd: I guess they are up in their own hills. Sierras etc
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Lord Klokwerk Snowedin', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:43 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: 'allo your sirshi...er Lordship
Dexter Fong: OBE?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: sorry 'bout that folks
C.S.S. Tweeny: LKS. The waster...
llanwydd: I'd pay some dutchman to set fire to lord snowedin
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: no, Order of the Garter, Dex
C.S.S. Tweeny: I look like a doctor... but I work for Jack Poet Volkswagen.
||||||||| At 9:45 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, shoes for the dead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
llanwydd: somebody's got to know that line
Dexter Fong: Well I don;t
Dexter Fong: Ghy FFAWKHES?
C.S.S. Tweeny: What's My Line?
Dexter Fong: Looks like monfilament
C.S.S. Tweeny: This Is Your Life!
Bubba's Brain: 4 pound test
Dexter Fong: with a spinning jenny and a bacon slab on it
C.S.S. Tweeny: Selling England catches many fish.
llanwydd: what's a spinning jenny?
Bubba's Brain: Isn't Jenny getting dizzy yet?
Dexter Fong: Jenny outfitted with new Devil Master Gyroscope
Dexter Fong: Keeps her upright
llanwydd: aha
llanwydd: I sat on my pipe
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: But many voters, already struggling with the labyrinthine politics of the West Bank and Gaza, say they have never heard of the actor who swept Debra Winger off her feet as a dashing Navy officer in the 1982 film ``An Officer and a Gentleman'' and were even less interested when they were told he's an American.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin:
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: ``I don't even know who the candidates are other than Abu Mazen (Mahmoud Abbas), let alone this Gere,'' Gaza soap factory worker Manar an-Najar told Reuters Wednesday.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin:
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: ``We don't need the Americans' intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them -- they elected a moron.''
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin:
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/arts/entertainment-people-gere.html?oref=login
Bubba's Brain: Aha? BB sings "Take On Me"
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:50 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: our 1-hit wonder for the night, Bub?
llanwydd: there was a one-hit wonder
Bubba's Brain: That, or Terry Jacks.
||||||||| Around 9:51 PM, shoes for the dead walks off into the sunset...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Must be gettin' early. Kloks are runnin' late...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: it wasn't even the song, it was the video (which didn't make much sense; not that any of them do)
llanwydd: if terry jacks is alive he's probably in hiding
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: same town Slim Whitman is holed up in?
Bubba's Brain: Well after telling everyone he knew it's time to die...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Just a touch of Gandolf...
||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 9:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
C.S.S. Tweeny: Kinda suits you..
llanwydd: I will get by
C.S.S. Tweeny: Friends of FST always do.
shoes for the dead: the little chromium switch is glithcin'
Bubba's Brain: It's a nice day for a White Wizzard.... Its a nice day to start again....
C.S.S. Tweeny: Zircon tweezers?
shoes for the dead: nah, Tweny, the floss is all froze
C.S.S. Tweeny: Anybody heard of Ar Angel Cannata - Tamorok. I'm pretty impresses. As good as Yes or Asia.
Dexter Fong wonders if others have found the idea of Ked ROck playing at one of the inaugural soirees to be just the right touch of lunacy, befitting these hideous times
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: MBE played an abs stunning rendition of "Wish You Were Here" by Sparkle Horse the other day; was riveting
llanwydd: sauron tweezers
llanwydd: the floss is on the pumpkin
Dexter Fong: ...and real old geezers
C.S.S. Tweeny: Arc Angel, that is, arrrr matey. Also quite impressed.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Gosh, I haven't been looking at the dance card, Dex. other than Frank Rich's comment, I've tried to ignore it
Dexter Fong: Klok: He *will* be doing a brand new version of "Pimpin; America"
C.S.S. Tweeny: I shot a gun and saw a rising geezer. Texas tea. White house.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: any relation to Arc Welder, from Cleveland, Tweeny?
C.S.S. Tweeny: Jeff Cannata.
C.S.S. Tweeny: Anne of Cleves? You see those?
llanwydd: I'll just have some texas tea if you don't mind
Dexter Fong having already parked the car, goes for refill...."make that adouble, please"...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin wonders if Dex remembered to lock it...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin is still working thru the gables, thanks anyway
C.S.S. Tweeny: Wehere's E when you need her?...
Dexter Fong is not responsible, except to wife
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: and from TX, of all places, kwd idly looked up Ship of Fools and decided better not go there in print
Dexter Fong: Opening for Kid Rock will be The Loofahs featuring Bill O'Reilly on Speakerphone
C.S.S. Tweeny: Stays 72, come shine or reign.
Dexter Fong: 72? Pre Disco
C.S.S. Tweeny: The way these people are treating the American Army, it's not a wonder no one's enlisting.
C.S.S. Tweeny: 1st transistor radio. I want to hold your hand. That old.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: we're going to run out of people to torture prisoners
Dexter Fong: It's a wonder the Army doesn't say "OK, we've had enough....get outta washington George"
shoes for the dead: anyways, Neal Cassady is at http://www.key-z.com
C.S.S. Tweeny: We're going to run out of prisoners to torture The People.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: oh i get it, they're going to contract out the torture; privatize it
Dexter Fong: Privates being the operative word
llanwydd: you sure neal is really there, shoes?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Homeland Security has a new alert out. They're not sure how up to date this information is, but it's worrisome
Bubba's Brain: Back later.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:05 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bubba's Brain by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Don't fall into their trap, Klok. they want you to worry
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Shoes make real good patricians.
Dexter Fong: Meow, Cat
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they think that Benedict Arnold may be planning to betray George Washington
llanwydd: hi cat
C.S.S. Tweeny: Decist!
Dexter Fong: Arnold the Benedictine?
cease: hi from la
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: hope it's dry
shoes for the dead: ya, he and Ken kicked my door down last week!
Dexter Fong: Right, forgot you were heading south, Cat
llanwydd: louisiana?
cease: im on dialup. its slower than democracy comingto thiscountry
C.S.S. Tweeny: Ah, la la land. Black Cars. In The Name Of Money...
Dexter Fong: Shoes: Neal not quite the dynamo he once was
cease: hey dex
cease: arctic char at aa ritzy freench restaurant for breakfast
Dexter Fong: Cat: You gotta time frame on your eastcoast trip?
shoes for the dead: no, he bein' dead and all.....
cease: fishy but great sauce with mushrooms tomatoes and serious capers
C.S.S. Tweeny: Still, I wish I lived on the West Coast, just for the tour.
cease: i almost met proctor this afternoon but he got busy
C.S.S. Tweeny: Time Code? Moraz?
Dexter Fong: Char I had (baked) was not fishy..at least by my standards...but then I like Bluefish too...and sardines...and anchovys
cease: we talked about the tour. i wanted to find out what hotel he was staying at in seaattle but he doesnt know yet
C.S.S. Tweeny: Moraz supposedly sat in with the Dead. Lady with a Fan comes to mind.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: he must know Zelig...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: and Forrest Gump...
cease: it would have been better with a nice white wine like the lemon herbed talapia i made for my parents for dinner, just concluded.
llanwydd: you've heard Time Code? I bought it on cassette for a buck. Wasnt impressed
Dexter Fong has the impression that a lot of people sat in with the dead other than those out of the rock bag
C.S.S. Tweeny: stand and fight WE do consider.
C.S.S. Tweeny: Saw Moraz w/Yes x3 on the Relayer tour. Mucho impressed.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin has problems with Giant Sand, much less Time Code
cease: i told him i bringing doc and lili to the seattle show but he said they hadnt written it yet
Dexter Fong: Giant Sandwich.....uuuuuummmmmm...
cease: about weeks from now, eh
Dexter Fong: Cat: DT & Lili hadn't written or FS hadn't written the show
llanwydd: yes, moraz was great but I can't imagine why he made an album like Time Code
cease: come on, dex
Dexter Fong: Merlyn(away) had a brief synopsis of it up stairs in the log
cease: i have no thc cursing thru my veins down here so i cant be funny
C.S.S. Tweeny: As Rivers would say, let's talk LL...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: what was so bad about Wakeman? ;-)
Dexter Fong: Uh.not a really good player?
shoes for the dead: oops, here's the Antelope axit
shoes for the dead: (exit)
Dexter Fong: This way to the Eland
cease: take the new antellope. its quicker
shoes for the dead: 1/8 mile....
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: in...Yes???
Dexter Fong: Xeno's Paradox, next 360
C.S.S. Tweeny: Get a Jobs...
cease: i ll call austin later when my parents phone allows me to call long distance again
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:14 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs shoes for the dead by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: for the past 24 hours
llanwydd: nothing bad about wakeman at all, klok
cease: maybe austin has written something
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin doesn't think so, certainly
cease: do you all own copies of Tales of the Old Detective
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Six Wives..., etc.
C.S.S. Tweeny: In my life... I'll get a phone card.
cease: last week and it was great prep for this trip
Dexter Fong: Cat: According to Merlyn: the premise is that Heartland Radio (from Billville) gets taken over by US +
C.S.S. Tweeny: Certainly not gooda...
C.S.S. Tweeny: away for a minute...
cease: it starts out, phil describing the old detective, hes really old
Dexter Fong: like us?
cease: oh good to hear, dex
cease: i know merl talks to the lads all the time
llanwydd: Six Wives was his best. Also check out "Criminal Record"
cease: i hadnt spoken to proc since the seattle show of 99
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: well, he started off in a jazzier, bluesier direction than I wanted to go, Ilan
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu gotta timeframe on your east coast trip?
llanwydd: I spoke to proc in 1981
cease: im thinkng first week in may, dex
C.S.S. Tweeny: i'm back, and i'm bootyful...
cease: dc connection told me may is better for him as inlaws invade his place in april
llanwydd: wakeman wouldn't know a blue note if it bit him on the ass - Bill Bruford
cease: be hot there in may
Dexter Fong: Oh, good...should be decent weather by then I must say
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: and as for electrix, i'm more impressed by Tangerine Dream and the incredible Jade Warrior
cease: i should probably be getting my ticket soon, dex
C.S.S. Tweeny: Union couldn't mix my salad - Wakeman
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: i listen to the stuff on Nocturna and Chocolate City and don't understand atoll
cease: i cant use a question mark or a contraction thing (apostraphe) on this power book for some reason
llanwydd: my only experience with tangerine dream was when I was "Legend" when it came out
cease: anyone know anything about macs
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: well, I was big fan of the Atari 1040ST, and they were composing with it at the time
Dexter Fong: Not me
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: not me, Cat
C.S.S. Tweeny: G5/Dual. Buy one. Buy one today.
cease: you have a mac, tween
Dexter Fong: Wanna supersize the mac?
cease: i paid more for this g4 powerbook than my parents paid for their old house
C.S.S. Tweeny: G3 450 B&W. Runs Panther. Panther is recommended. Tiger is coming.
llanwydd: I meant to write when I "saw" Legend (the movie)
Dexter Fong: Run Tiger Run
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: on Nocturna, somebody had sampled Tangerine Dream...i felt ancient...
Dexter Fong: I saw "Legend" in my own mind
llanwydd: TD did some of the music in that film
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: if one really obsesses over the price of a Mac, one might should be using a PC. Mac people don't think of money in the way normal humans do...
Dexter Fong: Tommy Dorsey?
C.S.S. Tweeny: And now, a word for Michael Dell, who may some day build a machine that conforms to the Austin Consortium platform. RISC that can run your favorite OS.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: TD's Optical Race is nice
llanwydd: no, tangerine dream
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:24 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: GImme a Tangerine Dream and 2 Raspberry Berets
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: welcome 'bert
C.S.S. Tweeny: Legend is a pretty good country rock album.
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: oi
C.S.S. Tweeny: Attorneymata!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: oh lawd tweeny, not that reconfigurable computer stuff again
Dexter Fong: El Tomrmentor ist aqui
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Dya mind if I stick these burning matches under yr fingernails?
cease: albeet y los tres amigos
cease: atever that mock firesign group is called
llanwydd: the "Legend" I was refering to was a sci-fi/fantasy film starring Tom Cruise
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Think "Torquemada"
cease: albeerto something vaguely spanish
Dexter Fong: AL; Remeber, 3 on a match, bad luck
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yes, deliberately avoided it, Ilan
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
cease: isnt starring tom cruise a contradiction
C.S.S. Tweeny: The one I was referring to was Poco. Walt Kelly wouldn't let them call their band Pogo.
cease: except Spain
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: that or redundant, Cat
Dexter Fong: I loved Poco
cease: actually he wasnt baad in minority report aand i actually liked him in magnolia
llanwydd: I kind of liked the film, especially the music, but I agree that Tom Cruise is not a very good actor
C.S.S. Tweeny: Crazy Eyes, there Dex...
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: I prefer the screams of heathens
cease: gram parsons when he was still alive
Dexter Fong: Gracias, Tweeny
cease: lol albeerto
Dexter Fong: Burrito Bros
C.S.S. Tweeny: Night of the Living Disco!
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: A "gram" of anything but patriotisim is illegal in this country, pal
cease: so thats why im not stoned
Dexter Fong: Except for "Po" grams
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: he was OK in Minority (another PKD story trashed by big-named stars), but liked Vanilla Sky better (almost despite Cruise; thought Diaz stole all the scenes she was in)
llanwydd: what about holygrams?
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Well yr Canadian aka a Sodomite
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: slap that Yankee in irons!
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: So it don't apply
Dexter Fong: and befriender of Mad Cows
cease: is that worth seeing klok or should i just watch the original, spanish flick right
C.S.S. Tweeny: Play this record. It's not an iPod...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin was in applicable once
cease: wish i could use the question mark
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: I've got EVERYBODY's record
Dexter Fong: Applicable...a town suitable for anyone
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bubba's Brain', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bubba's Brain: Hey all, again
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Dex: Not
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: well, Cat, you get Penelope either way (haven't seen the A-- flik); production values much better in Crowe's film
cease: hey bubba, is lodestone selling tales of the old detective
C.S.S. Tweeny: You're a runcible, Bubba?
Bubba's Brain: spoon?
cease: glen runcible, main deaad chaaractr in Ubik
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Spoons are illegal
cease: which is about as good as a book is gonna get
C.S.S. Tweeny: Violns, dear chap, violins...
Dexter Fong: Aha! I just sat on my roach
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: I enjoyed both Vanilla Sky and Almost Famous because I saw them in the sequence they were made and ran 'em with the director's commentary on (didn't hurt to have Nancy Wilson doing background guitar)
Bubba's Brain: Nope, cat, decided to carry only CD's, and "tales" is only on cassette...
cease: shuffle off to buffalo is in giant rat, right
Dexter Fong: Bubba: You need a transfer =)
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: those cassettes get heavy after a few miles...
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales: Audio Piracy?
Dexter Fong: Cat: YEs
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yes
cease: of that line alot the past few days. my dad doesnt walk so much as he shuffles
llanwydd: uncanny inspiration!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: an alloy of aluminium and magnauseum...
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:32 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: A veritable Vicker's Two Holer
cease: put prince albert baack in his can
Dexter Fong: Bare BUm Model
Bubba's Brain: Transfer's I can do... If I have the rights. Ain't no pirate.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: we're all shuffling towards that, Cat...
cease: vickerrs has two holes
llanwydd: hey yam
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: Shouldn't've let him out in the first place
Dexter Fong: Bubba: would want you to be =)
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: OI
cease: Vicky
Dexter Fong: Vicker. Vickertoria
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: I told her not to lose that number
cease: klok, dad is shuffling a lot faster than most people, if that isnt another contradiction
Bubba's Brain: Arrrrrgh
Dexter Fong: Vickertoria all at see?
C.S.S. Tweeny: May there be rain on the crops when needed, instead of scarecrows, Bubba.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Sir Mondegreen raises his ugly head...
cease: yammy
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: Victoria BC
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: Yes?
Bubba's Brain: Rain on the scarecorw? Blood onthe plow?
Dexter Fong: Vickertoria Before Christ? You heathen!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: that
cease: saw a great egyhptian show in victoria receently, from the brit musuem
C.S.S. Tweeny: Been to VC when I was boy. After World's Fair in Montreal '67.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: that's Victoria BCE now, Yam!
llanwydd: "Mondegreen" is what Tiger Woods says on his cell phone
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: LOL
Dexter Fong: Thank you your Bishopship
cease: did a fine job on my ankules too
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: Oh, sorry
C.S.S. Tweeny: Violet Dudley?
Bubba's Brain: Rain.... don't tell me about rain.....
Dexter Fong: llan: =)))))))
Merlyn: OK, I've put up the latest version of the Mark Time game, not publically announced except in the chats so far: http://www.firesigntheater.com/marktime/game/index.html
cease: you went to montreal expo
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: would you like a Parade?
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: We got a snow job
cease: my fave of the 5 ive been to
C.S.S. Tweeny: Waiter runcible? Wait here...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin got to see the wreakage, years later out in the St. Slowrence
C.S.S. Tweeny: Rhymes with jellencamp.
cease: hey merl i talked to proc today
cease: said he was still writing the tour show
C.S.S. Tweeny: I'm everbody's victorious!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they can never deliver on time
Dexter Fong: ..and they still wont come up in the hills
cease: speaking of vicoàtoria bc, proc told me an amazing tale
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin would settle for they to come to NYC...
cease: is dating gordon campbells daaughter. in hawaii with him now
Dexter Fong: prompt
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: BCE
llanwydd: these guys
C.S.S. Tweeny: Great Ullysessss.
cease: s our bc premier, was bussted for drunk driving in hawaii last year
cease: a major league asss hole but hopefully his son is nice, for mademoiselle proctors benefit
cease: no son. no lesbianism allowed
cease: campbells son
C.S.S. Tweeny: The Soviet Union lost. WE 1.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: is this some kind of ploy on their part to get an escape route out of the US for the whole family?
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto: wE DID?
Dexter Fong: Congratulations Cat: FOr having no thc, you've done awfully well
llanwydd: 1 what tween?
cease: louis laphams daughter married ex pm mulrooneys son. mulroonyy was a kind of canuck gw bush
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: talk about phyrric victoria BCEs...
C.S.S. Tweeny: TX. Good Klauss Barbeque.
cease: cant fucking type on this keyboard but thhats not unusual
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: if you'd stop stuttering, you ccccould tttype better, Cat
cease: ill be back in serious thc land for next weeks chat
cease: pretend this weeks didnt happen
Bubba's Brain: Cant type fucking....
Dexter Fong: And all will be revealed, I'm sure =)
cease: i was hoping to have news for yall from meeting proc today but then i didnt
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yeah, nice thing about BCE is that you don't have to burn anything (aside from helping to maintain the communal fog), just inhale ;-))
C.S.S. Tweeny: Are you sure? Is that the one? Are you right about that?
Dexter Fong sings "The fog belongs to everyone, the best things in life won't let you see
C.S.S. Tweeny: And another bouquet from Proctor's Well.
Dexter Fong: ;needs another one of those Tangerine Dreams brb
C.S.S. Tweeny: Orange Men. Brits. Big Mac.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:44 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: is a tangerine dream anything like a screwdriver?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: depends on how it's engendered, Ilan
C.S.S. Tweeny: The new hampster circles.
Bubba's Brain: Hampster diving?
C.S.S. Tweeny: TG rocks. Don't get me wrong. Tonto's Expanding Head Band.
C.S.S. Tweeny: Sorry, meant new hampstershire.
Dexter Fong: "Live on the wheel, or die"
C.S.S. Tweeny: Live fear.
Dexter Fong: We have nothing to fear but life itself
cease: this is the first time im chatting from Your Country
llanwydd: live, fear and die
C.S.S. Tweeny: Factor in a 3T deficit & South Asia.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Wellcome aboard
cease: cant say thats a good thing
C.S.S. Tweeny: Welcome a broad, mustang ranch.
llanwydd: I wonder if Florida is in any danger of tsunamis
cease: your countrys new slogan, llan
Dexter Fong: Sally!!??
C.S.S. Tweeny: away for a minute...
cease: my mother has a 1970 tangeerine coloured mustang
Dexter Fong: llan: we're all in danger of sumanis, we coastal dwellers
cease: but no drivers license
llanwydd: no, cat. I don't live in NH
llanwydd: well, you're closer to the coast than I am, dex
Dexter Fong didn't know New Hampshire was a country
cease: yah its the one jed bartlett comes from
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they think so, Dex
Dexter Fong: Jed Bartlett, he invented the pear
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yeah, one day he was out shootin' at some food...
Dexter Fong: Good thing two, women were lopsided prior to him
cease: ever had a swiss spirit called Wiliams
cease: its really good. made from williams pears
llanwydd: that's a familiar quotation
Dexter Fong: Once had an Aztec spirit called Chthulu
C.S.S. Tweeny: When things we've never seen will seem familiar...
Dexter Fong: llan: lol
cease: lol dex
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: dumb humor at the expense of bilateral symmetry, as Stephen Jay Gould might have said...
llanwydd: I had an evil spirit called Buzuzu
Dexter Fong: and Steven Hawkings prooved
cease: are you channeling him, klok
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yes, but we got rid of them all with our Devilmaster 6000!
cease: thatss the spirits we have here
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yep, hit me with another tsunami and I'll channel him again...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Out demons out! In profits in!
Dexter Fong thought all the Dmaster 6000s were killed in the great chipwar
cease: yes its almost setsubun, tween
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: you realize that once we put up massive 80 ft tidal wave walls, the next thing will be a stray asteroid...
C.S.S. Tweeny: Let's hope there's intelligence out there, cease...
Dexter Fong: or perhaps the stray asteroid will hit causing the 80 ft tidal waves...either way, "Surds up again
Dexter Fong: or Kurds
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Dex, you don't understand -- that's the Demon Seed model; they never wear out (or as the factory guys say, you can't get rid of one once you get it)
C.S.S. Tweeny: And ways...
Dexter Fong: Wurds fail me, dear friends
cease: elayne had a great blog entry about great japanese citrus yuzu recently
Bubba's Brain sings "Lets go surfin now, everybody's learning how..."
C.S.S. Tweeny: Wurms flail me...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'doctec', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Providence has a huge hurricane barrier at Fox Point to keep the sea from flooding the city...
cease: she mentioned setsubun in it
llanwydd: hey doc
cease: doc
C.S.S. Tweeny: The doctor in in the house...
Dexter Fong: "Yes they all play the piano and surf just wonderfully"
Bubba's Brain: hey doc
Dexter Fong: Hiya DT
cease: im in your godforsaken country this week
doctec: cat, you're here ... is guess you were able to get on from el lay then?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the desire for which dates back to...the Great Hurricane of 1938
C.S.S. Tweeny: And they have been accepted into the alien community.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: 'lo DT
cease: its dialup but it works, sorta
doctec: i am having a lousy day - cyatic nerve problems, stayed home from work
Dexter Fong: Tween: Not till theyve been interogated properly, by Privates
cease: talked with proc. melinda is making arrangements with their assistnt so doenst know yyet which hotel
cease: austin invited them to stay at his place but that soundss problematical
Bubba's Brain: Cyatica! Cyatica!
C.S.S. Tweeny: The nerve of you.
Dexter Fong: "What makes your big head so hard!"
cease: so proc said wed get together beofre and after thee show like 99
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: real pictures: it exists! http://www.providenceri.com/publicworks/hurricane/images1.html
cease: he and melinda siad theyd be staying in seatlte after the show so well definitely connect
doctec: cat: if it's one that lili can use her stash of "hotel points" on, that will be great. when you find out let me know.
cease: why dont we just go with that anyway, doc
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: sorry to hear you're not feeling well, DT; hope the day was peaceful, anyway
C.S.S. Tweeny: Domine, domine. You are wetted.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: vibe from proc is we shouldnt wait for his hotel plan. may wind up with austins after all
doctec: yeah klok it was - if a little painful as well - heating pad and naproxyn helpe some but not a lot
cease: when were in seattle i have to remember to buy hornsbys draft cidre, NOT their hard apple which unfortunately im drinking now
doctec: i think lili's hotel points are with hilton and the chains it owns
doctec: either hiltor or sheraton - will find out
doctec: hiltoN i mean
cease: merl knows the theatre theyre at. if we can stay someplace close to it would be cool a la 99
cease: do a mapquest search for thhe appropriat hotel when you find out the theatre
doctec: cat: will do
C.S.S. Tweeny: Want to throw a few $$ away? How about Mellencamp's "Lonsome Jubilee". Germano on fiddle.
llanwydd: I'm so jealous
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: she seemed so upbeat in those early days...
cease: is it a good idea to try andfind tinys peggy to tell her about the show
C.S.S. Tweeny: I'm so jello.
llanwydd: well not jealous but I'd like to catch the tour
Dexter Fong: Don't eat the Yellow Jello
cease: save up your pennies and fly out to see a llan
doctec: i'm so gigli
cease: there wont be many more if any
Dexter Fong: Benito
C.S.S. Tweeny: Tomcat or Hornet?
cease: youre a bad flick, doc
C.S.S. Tweeny: Beechcraft Starship?
Merlyn: Here's the Seattle theatre location: http://themoore.com/here/index.asp
llanwydd: I've got some pennies but I don't know
cease: thanks merl
doctec: my digital camera arrived the day before new years - panasonic lumix dmc-fz20
cease: i was gonna ask proc if i should bring camera and record the show but conv was too brief
Dexter Fong: Sorry that's outta stock
doctec: needless to say, i will be bringing it with me on the trip - it uses those "secure digital" cards for storage, i bought a 1 gig card to go with the camera
llanwydd: I have fond memories of seeing FST. April 2, 1981
cease: problem with filming the show is then i couldnt reaally enjoy it
cease: it would be work as opposed to fun
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they eat flash like breakfast cereal, DT; 1G was good choix
cease: savour those memories llan
Dexter Fong: My Cat; a pithy problem, indeed =)
C.S.S. Tweeny: They took down Liberty Lunch for a CSC office building. Me no like. You want to be on the mailing list for Molly Ivins & Jim Hightower articles & political cartoons?
doctec: cat: will someone (taylor jessen maybe?) be handling the audio recording for any of the west coast shows?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes please
cease: i love their stuff, tween. read several of their books and used to listen to hightower radio all thee time
llanwydd: I still remember almost the whole show and a lot of jokes I never heard before or since
cease: does taylor ever leave la if i had his phonenumber id call him while im in town
C.S.S. Tweeny: Anybody knnow about revboy's "Repbulican Fight Song" q-time video? It's based on Night of the Living Dead. It's pretty cool for quicktime. Send me your address and I'll attach to the e-mail.
llanwydd: If I'm not mistaken, dex was at the very same show
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'BIG Square Bob's pongepants', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:11 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Yes I was llan
C.S.S. Tweeny: smpteguy@sbcglobal.net
Dexter Fong: Ponge Pants...why I haven't seen those since 72
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: ....nudge-nudge. wink-wink....
C.S.S. Tweeny: Big Boy! was the hiroshima weapon
Dexter Fong: snap sanp
doctec: was that the town hasll show? i missed that one unforunately
llanwydd: Dex, do you remember about 3 or 4 guys singing "Oh Blinding Light" before the show started? I was the loudest of them
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: it's me, aka, "BIG", sorry I missed ya'll last coupla weeks....
Dexter Fong: llan: Memories are somewhat blurred of that evening
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: thought it was Fat Boy
cease: big boy is a hamburger joint, or was
C.S.S. Tweeny: A full bag of Hall & Oats, a clean Wu Shu, and Christ!
cease: it was klok
Dexter Fong: Fat Joe, Klok: Hip Hop star
doctec: big is livin' large
cease: ah, joints
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: I I'm using an alias cuz my other name is too long....
C.S.S. Tweeny: Nagasaki was the other one...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: thought BB was just a franchise sold to indie owners
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Nagasaki was the other target
Dexter Fong: Bubba is franchised?
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: ahhhh....Dr. Strangelove....!!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: "little boy" hit H
cease: orangutans wear pongo pants
C.S.S. Tweeny: All I have to say about nukes is, Mark Fiore: http://www.markfiore.com/
doctec: animals could be bred and SLAUGHTERED...
Dexter Fong: Fish could be breaded and butteres
cease: just like in real life, doc
Dexter Fong: buttered
cease: indeed dex
Dexter Fong: If you char an Arctic, they get real stiff
doctec: more real than real!
cease: you killed butters. you Basters
C.S.S. Tweeny: Mellencamp used Streisand's engineers. Go figure. Borrowed a mic or two from Don and Mardi sheets (whippoorwill studio).
Dexter Fong: I don't wish to be embroiled
cease: more eel than moray
C.S.S. Tweeny: Then don't conterfeit in Egypt, Dex.
Dexter Fong: What the elver
cease: no they pro-fit
doctec: when the moon hits you eye - like a big pizza pie - that's a moray!
C.S.S. Tweeny: Too many people with empty hands. Lonsome Jubilee.
cease: pass me the opium and hold the eyes
C.S.S. Tweeny: I'll have your ears, Mickey...
Dexter Fong: Welcome to the Lonesome Jubilee Rach parners, you'll have to eat your horse
llanwydd: moray eel?
Dexter Fong: Eely for you to say llaney
cease: give the nice paisely horsey some sugar cubes
doctec: sorry i only have splenda
Dexter Fong: Then bread and butter it, embroild it for 2hours over a flickering videotape machine
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:21 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter Fong: lo dere
Bunnyboy: late bloomer, yah
C.S.S. Tweeny: We have to control the MM club.
cease: hey bun
cease: got your tickets yet
C.S.S. Tweeny: Hi de ho neighbor! Got Holly's band?
Dexter Fong: Tween: I assume you wanna muke detroit?
Dexter Fong: nuke
Bunnyboy: Splenda? There oughta be a law...
cease: i just spoke with proc today. still doesnt know where hell be staying
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: Hi, Mr B........
C.S.S. Tweeny: I ask you nottingham.
Bunnyboy: cease: Oh, yeah. What's a fanboy without first-day tix?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: ;-)
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: spare me your ribs
cease: youll join us after show ala 99, eh
cease: think you reccomendedd thaat irish pub we went to last time
C.S.S. Tweeny: Oh yeah, what's Patton's 3rd making the 3rd Reich standing around and saying "that's humanly impossible...".
llanwydd: that's metaphysically absurd
Bunnyboy: cease: Would like to. It is a school nite, and I'll have Bunnette in tow. But the early curtain is a plus, in that regard.
C.S.S. Tweeny: Rib Shack. Errant missle from a helicopter.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: as Tina Turner might say, "What's physics got to do with it?"
Dexter Fong: Don't point your cursor at me Daddyo, I cut it off
cease: you go to school monday
C.S.S. Tweeny: We don't need no hero sandwich islands.
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: The loosener's is kickin' in....I Bomb in five seconds....
Dexter Fong: Shredded Pork to Ground Round, come in, please
doctec: oh joy - we get to meet bunnette! i am looking forward to that bb
C.S.S. Tweeny: I'll take 3 seconds.
doctec: lili will be with us too
C.S.S. Tweeny: WE are better than The Rotunda.
Dexter Fong: I'll throw in an ear and a tailbone
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: duck and cover...
Bunnyboy: As re: that particular Irish pub - It's next to the Center, and about 18 to 22 blocks from the venue. Might wanna find someplace closer to the Pike Place Market, since that is only 2 blocks away.
doctec: it is better to point the cursor than curse the pointer
C.S.S. Tweeny: Cover your duck.
C.S.S. Tweeny: Back an a minute...
doctec: quaaaaaack
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: what, stand around and have people throw fish at you?
cease: indeed bun. we appreciate your wisdom onthat
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: Tween: too late....feather's everywhere....
Dexter Fong: Cover your duck with breaded butter and a nice '72 Pinot Noir
Bunnyboy: doc: I'll bet Bunnette and Lili would get along famously.
doctec: does seattle have, us, taxi cabs perchance?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: oh, you know they only have rickshaws downtown, DT
doctec: let's hope so for our sakes bb, i'm sure we'll have lots to talk about misuc tech wise
Bunnyboy: We'll also be right next to Belltown, where there are a handful of watering holes.
cease: lol klok
doctec: rick shaw has a taxi service? kewel!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Don't forget to tell them about the dugout canoes
doctec: i wondered what he was up to these days...
Bunnyboy: doc: Yes, cabs there are. Not as handy and readily available as NYC, but they do prowl.
doctec: who knew they had canoes in baseball parks - the things you miss...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they keep them in Underground Seattle at night, Dex. That's why Market Square floods with bums then... ;-)
C.S.S. Tweeny: Been fun. All Hail MArx & Lennon.
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:30 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs C.S.S. Tweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bunnyboy: Hang on. Lemme do some research.
Bunnyboy: nite Tweeny!
Dexter Fong: Go to press Mr. Birdseed
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they're really down on their luck vampires...
doctec: one of my fave "fargo" lines ... "honey... prowler needs a jump."
cease: i wonder if ossman or austin have any ideas re pubs. they know seattle and they like to drink
Dexter Fong: Press your birdseed strongly into the duck, cover it with buttered bread and embroil it for 3 hours
llanwydd: that was an offbeat film wasn't it
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: or just put it out and flash-irradiate it for a few seconds, Dex
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: not for the Cohen brothers; it was kinda tame
Dexter Fong: Slow cooking is the key here, Klok
doctec: if we can find a pub with a pool table ... even a coin op table ... that would be exceptionally kewel!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: no, no, no; you never cook the weed!
cease: slow cooking key lime sounds like a good way to preparee mahi mahi
Bunnyboy: doc: Yeah, I think there's a rack or two in Belltown. I'll try to do some actual footwork around The Moore, and see what shakes on a Sunday.
doctec: yes yes!
cease: i do all the time klok
cease: its is Very Rare for me to show up on chat without a stomache full of the stuff
doctec: that would be very helpful bb - you could, ah, you know, save us a lot of investigative work
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: not a whole key, Cat, you lose all the valuable oils!
Dexter Fong is away for refill
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: maybe yes, maybe no
llanwydd: I've tried that cat. Never worked for me. Maybe didn't do it right
doctec: just don't call lili "half pint" - she is ,ah, height-challenged
doctec: but what she lacks in height she makes up for in - how to say - "other ways"
cease: what firesign album is half pint from. is that from how time flies or electrician or what
doctec: nick danger
doctec: regnad kcin
Bunnyboy: So, we got cease, doc, lili, bunnette and Bb in Seattle for the show. Anyone else? Merlyn?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: plastic surgery. chicks do it all the time. you think Grace Jones is real??
cease: my nearly deaf parents watch their tv REALLY LOUD makes it hard to think
cease: thts right, doc
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: headphones?
Bunnyboy: Nick Danger, the First.
doctec: hey, will mary edith be with bergman?
Bunnyboy: "Thanks, half-pint. You just saved me a lot of investigative work."
cease: the new berg-girl friend
cease: right, bun
llanwydd: maybe yes maybe no
cease: if my brain werent working overtime trying to mask the sounds
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: she's from NY?
doctec: (for those of you not aware: when i saw bergman touring with michelle shocked's show back in i think '02 or '03, mary edith was doing bits with him onstage....)
Merlyn: I'll be at Portland, Seattle, and LA shows
cease: in nyc doc
Merlyn: and cleaning my oven
cease: youre going to seattle, merl
cease: are you gonna film it
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: oh, is that how shocked got religion again?!
doctec: (i said hi to them after the show, it didn't hit me until later that mary edith was one of the regulars on the show "fridays")
Merlyn: I'll probably bring my camera, cat, but I don't know if I can film anything
cease: is shocked religious now
Bunnyboy: Hey, PB and Mary Edith played a set not to far from the Moore a year or so ago, at the Crocodile Cafe.
cease: how sad
Dexter Fong: Does Mary Edith have anothe (last) name
doctec: (she was in the bit where andy kaufman broke character and started a fight on the set)
doctec: her last name is burrell
Merlyn: I promised a college radio show I'd get a Firesign ID for them
doctec: she also had a regular stint on a sitcom a few years later - will check for that on imdb
Bunnyboy: Yeah, doc, it was the Shocked show, at the Croc.
llanwydd: kaufman never broke character
Dexter Fong: Security is that tight at FS shows?
Bunnyboy: Burrell
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: like Peter Sellers; kwd could never figure out when Kaufman was "real"; it was all illusion...
Merlyn: theatres generally don't let people film the show, even the performers
cease: aha
cease: guess ill leave the Big Camera in van
Bunnyboy: Union rules, and all that, blah blah.
Merlyn: different union rates & stuff
cease: makes sense
Merlyn: yep
Bunnyboy: A tech assistant is a stage worker, but if you film them...well, that's bread.
Dexter Fong: Butter 'em up I say
cease: are you brining your dat,doc
doctec: ca: no, bring with - might be worth making some 'home movies' of the partying afterward
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: if that don't work, char 'em stiff
cease: didnt we record the seattle shows with ours in 99
cease: ok doc
Dexter Fong: Good Lord, A stiff Char is the worst thing
cease: my char wasnt stiff. just fishy
doctec: cat: i had my dat recorder, fred and i snuck backstage and miked a floor monitor to the right of the stage
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: all you can do is throw it in the icebox; maybe it'll go away
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: or else you'll have...Arctic Char...
cease: then again i never have fish for breakfast. my taste buds wwere confused
Dexter Fong heard that Arctic Shaw died recently
cease: i remember, doc
Merlyn: he was bipolar
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yeah, but he hadn't done any notes for, like, years...
Bunnyboy: RIP Will Eisner
Dexter Fong also heard he left a will for Eisener
doctec: cat: i may or may not bring my dat recorder, not sure - but i will definitely have my digital camera and my laptop
llanwydd: lol merl!
doctec: bb: yeah i read that this week - eisner was the schizznit!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: WBAI played a whole set of him Wed AM in memoriam also some Elvis, he wouldn've been 70 last week...
Dexter Fong wonders how a radio station could play Will Eisener
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: nope, Shaw, Dex
doctec: one of my fondest memories is of looking through the underground comics racks in the mid-70s and stumbling on a compilation of four or five 'spirit' stories in one issue - i read that thing over and over - remarkable stuff!
Bunnyboy: Finally got my first taste of Wayne and Shuster last nite. Them guys was good!
Dexter Fong: Though there was a band called Spirit with Randy California
cease: i mujst read thaat, doc.
cease: read a good obit of him in la times yest
llanwydd: you get WBAI in RI, klok? I couldn't even get it in NJ
Bunnyboy: Dex: There's a lovely retrospective on Eisner at www.npr.org
cease: i loved that band, dexx
Dexter Fong remembers seeing Spirit in the Sunday Comix
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the wonders of broadband, Ilan
Dexter Fong: but they spelled it comics then
cease: i, i got a line, i got a line on you
llanwydd: aha
Bunnyboy: Back when comics were on pulpy paper, instead of glossy magazine stock.
doctec: in the '80s, a friend in 'frisco took me to a great store: 'comics and comix'
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: now, we've been through that once before, Ilan. One - hit wonders, remember?
doctec: best of both worlds!
Bunnyboy: Another thing kids will forget...
Dexter Fong: ...and they had lots of acid in the paper so's it would yeller before you eyes
llanwydd: don't get it klok
llanwydd: oh yes, aha!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: take me on/take on me
cease: have another hit, of fresh air
Bunnyboy: I gotta go hustle Bunnette and the dogs. Nitey, yez!
Dexter Fong: Night Herr Bunnyman
doctec: nite bb
cease: i can quote lyrics from 60s bands all night
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: and with the comic motif, the chat has come full circle; kwd dubs this mandala complete...
doctec: see ya soon!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: nite Bun
Merlyn: nite bb
cease: by bun see yhou soon
llanwydd: well I was a dj in the early 90s so I know all the one hit wonders
doctec: free nelson mandala?
||||||||| At 11:50 PM, Bunnyboy vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Cat: If I could remember any really obscure bands, I'd take you up on that =))
cease: i was a dj in 60s-70s
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yes, actually, DT, Nelson-Mandela, my fast PC, is running FreeNx server tonight, but I just closed down the router port to the evil outside world...
Dexter Fong: I dj'd a bit in the fifties =)
cease: you know that era well, dex. yhou know the song aerial landscape by 13th floor elevator
cease: youre a lot older thaan the rest of us, dex
Dexter Fong: Only by reputation, Cat
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: ....now the gum's on both shoes....
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Nina - neun und neunzig luft ballons
llanwydd: ok anyone dj in the 40s?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not *so* much older than you =))
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: by gum...
Dexter Fong: ...by Warbonds
llanwydd: I was born during the Kennedy administration
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: oh, Dex -- this is like high school. a couple years ahead and you're ancient
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: le plus anciens...
Dexter Fong: *ne plus ultra*
doctec: i find it amusing that everyone seems to want to be either older or younger than they are
doctec: it's a prevasive condition of western society
Dexter Fong: Yeah..that's adolescent
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: ...and then some of us are just uncomfortable in our own skin...
Dexter Fong: Shed those skins and get into some threads from Nick Danger Wear
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: otherwise known as reducio ad absorbine jr
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: ....everybody wants to go to Valhalla, nobody wants to die....
doctec: klok: lol !!!
Dexter Fong: *Hi! I'm Ben Gay*
Dexter Fong: Ski reports from Valhalla on the 12's
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Bob - everybody hates a tourist. they'll tear your insides out
llanwydd: I'm ben hur
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: I'm Ben Gun
Dexter Fong: You've been to Denmark?llan
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: a quick round of Treasure Is., anyone?
Dexter Fong: I see that dried currant
llanwydd: denmark?
doctec: late last year, at a pool hall on league night, got in a discussion with people 10-15 years younger than i am - used a 'bactine' reference, then realized no one i was talking to was old enough to even remember what 'bactine' was - d'oh! (smacks forehead)
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: ....nobody likes us, we doh noh whyyyyy....let's drop the big one....
doctec: you know you're getting old when you find yourself using cultural references over 20 yrs old in casual conversations
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: oh, so much of that in FST, too, DT
cease: yes, the young are funny like that
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: TV Land running old commercials helps
Dexter Fong: Doc: Shoulda used "Iodine" instead...or mercurochrome
llanwydd: well I remember bactine
doctec: dex: lol !!!
Dexter Fong Bactine! Bactine! What makes your big head so hard?"
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: but what we little remember is that we were funny like that to our elders, too
doctec: klok: yes, it helps people younger than me realize how much *older* i am than they are
cease: austin has a wonderful story about that, yesterdays news
Dexter Fong: Klok: Absolutely! That's what makes it so entertaining
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: how many times they made the equivalent of passing the palm of their hand 'way over their head?
llanwydd: I don't get TV land but those commercials must give a disturbing shock once in a while
cease: the firesign do wonderful riffs on old stuff like that
llanwydd: but there's soap in the soapdish
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: ..and Dinah's in the Kitchen
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: but the absolutely wonderful '30s-style radio remote at the Acme mansion in Giant Rat -- we thought it was great
Dexter Fong: For how many are you speaking Klok?
cease: the demise of the hindenberg was a major influence on thee firesigns
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: but to our elders, it probably sounded bizarre? who would imitate a 1985 Coke commercial as retro art???
cease: ossman at least
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: well, it's so dead-on, Dex. And yet it's also in-character with the Tale
llanwydd: your local Chevrolet bottler!
doctec: 'future retro' is my motto for '05
Dexter Fong also is entertained by the frequent occurance of a kind of W S Burroughs quality
cease: im driving a rentaal chevy now. piece of shit
Dexter Fong in the chat that is
doctec: my boy, if it's drugs you want...
cease: see the usa thru your turret bay
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: but really, would any of us appreciate the incorporation of "Ring Around the Collar" into a period piece?
cease: firesign tune from Life in the Day
Dexter Fong thinks Ring around would be a great opener for the musical version of the Prisoner of Zenda
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the voices are very, very good. the female characters are a bit raggedy, but that's quite a stretch
doctec: how'd you get stuck with a chevy cat?
cease: i went online looking for baargains fromla airport. avis was cheap. now i know why
doctec: are they still using the 'we try harder' thing?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin is still wrestling with the meta-story of Giant Rat, one of performers, performances and in/out of character, so in that album instance, the distaff characters make more sense
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: maybe rent-a-wreck?
cease: we should rent something better for the seaattle trip, doc
cease: meta story, klok
doctec: speaking od cultural refs - if anyone here is a fan of the old mahavishnu orchestra stuff, i recently recreated an old synth piece i did in college using the modern music tools at my disposal... if anyone wants to hear it i can mp3 it and give you a link to it
doctec: cat: yes, let's definitely rent something halfway decent - there will be at least 3 of us in the car, possibly more while we're there - right?
llanwydd: I'd love to hear it
llanwydd: I liked "Inner Mounting Flame"
doctec: ok llan, hang on while i prep it for uploading
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yes, ezzactly, Dex (he said, catching up), but done as "Prisoner of Zenda" staged at Beyruth...maybe even work in Bergman's Death from Seventh Seal...I can see it now...
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||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: if you liked inner mounting flame, you'll like my piece
cease: indeed doc
cease: comfort uber alless
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'StephenFullerTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:11 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Love the Beyrut tie ine, Ring Cycle...set in New Zealand, maybe a Lemony Snikett cross reference
cease: had to take my parents around inthe chevy today. serious bummer
llanwydd: hi tween
StephenFullerTweeny: Asia... Take my wife...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the hayride of the valkyries...
Dexter Fong: ummmmnice =\
cease: your wife is a steely dan album tween
Merlyn: val for short
cease: are you renting a car in seattle, merl
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Right, Dex...and sponsored by their official candy bar...
Dexter Fong: or do you take your wife to lunch?
Merlyn: Not planning on it cat, but I might go in on yours
StephenFullerTweeny: Just back from the old same place.
Dexter Fong: Still the same, Tween?
Merlyn: I'm flying into Portland, hitching a ride with proctor to seattle, and have a 1 AM flight out sunday night/monday morning
StephenFullerTweeny: Steely Dan? I'll have you know that I've been to the Mustang Ranch, NV.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: he's hitching his wagon to...a Star!
Merlyn: but I still have a connecting flight, because it was cheaper to book it that way
cease: we can take you around, as doc is plotting. maybe othhers as well if we have to go someplace faar from thhe theatre
StephenFullerTweeny: Her name was Sissy.
cease: 1 am. wow
Merlyn: I won't even have a hotel room in seattle
cease: proc and melinda are driving up the coast
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: then, you'll be like a wraith...
Dexter Fong: Look kid: you're going out there tonight a wagon, and you're gonsna comer back a star!
doctec: merl: no hotel room? maybe you can bunk w/cat
Merlyn: proc said it would be a rental, so maybe they're flying up and driving to seattle
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: perhaps they have a secret meeting with the Aliens in central OR...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: or maybe even Bend...
cease: be careful of those presents from tom bombadil, then. unless youre in the flick
doctec: tweeny: i'm impressed!
Dexter Fong: Look! Let's just everybody meet under The Needle
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: that's right, Cat: you could end up on the cutting room floor
cease: whats thaat bride doing here
Dexter Fong: Hi! This is Ben Dover somewhere in central OR
StephenFullerTweeny: But then, I've also been to Elko.
llanwydd: don't tell me you're going all the way out there, dex
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin finally noticed that Joe Beets was doing the WX21 remote broadcast in Giant Rat... :-(
StephenFullerTweeny: Two flying saucers have just landed on my plate...
Dexter Fong: llan: By Conastoge wagon and the grace of the good Lord, Sir Snowedin
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin told Dex to take the CN from Toronto, but nobody ever listens to him
doctec: ok, the tune is called 'thirteen' and the url for it is http://www.doctechnical.com/myx/audio/Thirteen_New_02.mp3
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: sheesh; keep the revenues in the Empire; what's left of it, dash it all...
Dexter Fong: Joe Beets used to be on KYW Westinghouse when they broadcast from Pedricktown, New Jersey
doctec: the upload is not complete yet, so wait a sec
cease: ok guys i cant chat and use phone at the same time so ill unplug computer and chat wwith yall next week.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: fair dinkum, Dex? Cool fact; thanks
cease: in more appropriate chemistry
Dexter Fong: Travel safe, Cat
StephenFullerTweeny: Which way is Goshen?
doctec: it's kinda big - 14mb - i can maybe step the encoding quality down a bit if you want to download something smaller
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: nite cat; get that fone card; grate to have u hear
cease: bye
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StephenFullerTweeny: And yet we de cist.
doctec: nite cat
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: what? I thought Cat was in LA...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: he's in Hollywood??
Dexter Fong: LA, land of sunset location shots
StephenFullerTweeny: Skating away...
Dexter Fong: Yeller Jeller shots
llanwydd: ºª©ð®þ¥
doctec: smaller file uploading now: http://www.doctechnical.com/myx/audio/Thirteen_New_02b.mp3 - wait for it...
Dexter Fong: and antique tintype mug shots
doctec: ok, done - 5.6 mb, much more reasonable
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: and, under soon-to-be president Schwartzenegger, land of co-generation takeover shots...
StephenFullerTweeny: Brodband. Viking women.
Dexter Fong: Klok: What's a co-generation shot?
doctec: is that like a co-dependent shot?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: co-generation is when you make hay while making steam for somebody
doctec: whiskey, rye, ... ?
StephenFullerTweeny: I'll be backside boomer!
StephenFullerTweeny: I'll have another cup of rye,
Dexter Fong: Klok: Kinda like raising *Mutant Blues*?
doctec: ride of the valkyrie or ride of your life - you be the judge
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: like a condo tower putting in a gas turbine to run a generator and using the exhaust for heat & hot water and putting the A/C compressor on the shaft for cooling
StephenFullerTweeny: Kyrie Elleison
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: you know, those big muthas out in the Meadowlands, like mutant lily pads gone vertical?
Dexter Fong: Domine Domine Tween
StephenFullerTweeny: Out here by the walls...
doctec: in excelsis daaaaaaayyy-oh ... daaaayaaaayooohoooh.....\
Dexter Fong: I'll have to look for them, Klok...next time I drive past there
Dexter Fong: That's the place with the giant frogs?
StephenFullerTweeny: SNL - consume massive quantitites
Dexter Fong: French, I mean
doctec: drop yer log on the giant frog?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin is having visions of Ted Turner at the helm of a catamaran sailing oil tanker, growling into the radio, "This is Captain James T. Steubing of the motor sailer Heldscalla..."
StephenFullerTweeny: We're fromme france
Dexter Fong: DT: And he'll be meaner that a junkyard dog
Merlyn: "be seeing you", to quote #6 on your hit parade - byeeee
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: nite M
||||||||| Around 12:27 AM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
doctec: nite merl (six of one, ... )
StephenFullerTweeny: Take your right hand and make action
doctec: i am not a number ... i am a free man!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Nice treatment, can you give us an outline for a pilot
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: nah, Dex, it's just on the 'pike there's all this masonry rising up out of the swamp: condos, Holiday Inns; it's weird. I just think of all those people up there, hundreds of those things, stuck in a swamp
StephenFullerTweeny: Didin't I see you at Jim high school?
BIG Square Bob's pongepants: ....gonna go fall right over, happy 2K5, good ameeegoes....!!
Dexter Fong: Well we here at Meadow Lands Estate have been swamped with calls, but rather than bog you down, let me give you to Mr. Moor
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: brings to mind the opener of the old Naked City series (NYC is so far off I don't really get a good eyeful of that stuff, so muse on the "suburban" things)
Dexter Fong: Night Bigster
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: I don't know Dex; I'm thinking modified donkeys as part of the crew, though
Dexter Fong: You mean Burros?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yep
StephenFullerTweeny: You can leave check out any time you like, but you can never leif...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: meat-eating versions
||||||||| Around 12:31 AM, BIG Square Bob's pongepants walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Naked City shot in the burros, I love it
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Kurdish battle donkeys
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: leased from the PKK
StephenFullerTweeny: Biggies? Try Dollywood...
Dexter Fong: Ericson has liefed the building
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: $1750/week each, so the human crew is a bit jealous
StephenFullerTweeny: Leif The Lucky
Dexter Fong: Those Battle donkeys could save your life, Private!!
StephenFullerTweeny: I don't know what in New Foundland chased off Vikings. I'm not sure I want to know :)
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: no, actually, they are gun platforms in the military version, designed for serious terrain like E. Turkey, W. Iran, etc.
Dexter Fong: Tween: As I understand it, NF colony was both to small to survive well, and a long series of bad winters and short summers
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: In NF, they had serious competition from the natives and never had a large enough population to overcome that. "Quantity has a quality all its own"...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: and in truth, the donkeys are not designed to save lives; they're designed to survive, so they can run on battle casualties...from either side.
StephenFullerTweeny: Well, my shorts would be with the guys that crossed the Atlantic in a Viking longboat.
Dexter Fong: Tween: But where would your ass be =))
StephenFullerTweeny: Jeeese...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: were your shorts with the Finns against the criminally incompetent Russian Army?
Dexter Fong: Sell the criminally incompetent Russian Army short, Wlater
StephenFullerTweeny: Drinking with Maddy Prior and not "the troubles".
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: same thing happened in Roanoke in 1587
Dexter Fong: Indeed Klok
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the Finns lost, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Drat!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: we are superior to buffalo in every way, but with 500 coming your way, a machine gun isn't much help
Dexter Fong: "Quantity thingie again?
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: well, I think that was what the Vikings were faced with
Dexter Fong: Yes..very much so, there was a contributing factor, long term change in the weather IIRC
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: I doubt it was out and out warfare; it was just that they couldn't take over and there was direct and aggressive competition for the resources they needed; technology couldn't help the small population
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: not sure where that fit in the timeline; le whatever aux meadows died out pretty early
Dexter Fong: Also Vikings stubbornly refused to adopt some needful native ways, like changing diet
StephenFullerTweeny: Rocket Cottage - excellect record
StephenFullerTweeny: Saw them at Lisner Auditorium '73
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they also cut down every scrap of timber in Iceland, which made it hard to keep up trade when Denmark and Norway were having other things to occupy them
Dexter Fong remembers their first record "Red Glare"
StephenFullerTweeny: Can you freakin' imagine what can chases off Vikings? Last of the what?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Did you happen to see the PBS 2 hour special on the Mars Landers/Rovers?
Dexter Fong: Got your email
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yes indeed; anyone who didn't can go to CSPAN.org and find the video for the next 13 days or so
StephenFullerTweeny: Did you happen to see Karen Allen and Jeff Bridges? Starman
Dexter Fong: Tween: Green Bay will chase off Vikings =)
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes...liked it a lot, as i remember...long time
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yeah, I like that; "Yellow, go very, very fast..."
StephenFullerTweeny: Blue Belt will chase off Ko. Yeah, right...
StephenFullerTweeny: Iike Yun Sam Ko. Columbus, IN. Taught me a few licks on the TKS musical instrument.
Dexter Fong: Now that I think about it..Star Man and Brother from another Planet, huh=)
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: but I think kind, gentle, "helpful" aliens will be traumatic in other ways and will help in the "You can't always get what you want..." sense
StephenFullerTweeny: He also teaches Karate. With a bit of a smirk.
StephenFullerTweeny: TKD Grand Ref.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Europeans|Native Americans = Kend gentle aliens|earthlings
Dexter Fong: Kind not Kend but subsonsciously =))
StephenFullerTweeny: You come here...
Dexter Fong: Now c ome over here!
Dexter Fong: Ha Ha Ha
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: well, we went through several flavors of "kind/gentle/aliens" in that case, beginning with Columbus bringing back a few specimens which a local priest bought as slaves...
StephenFullerTweeny: Laughter is the best medecine.
Dexter Fong: Klok: My point exactly
Dexter Fong: Mendocino is the best laughter
Dexter Fong: But Rincon rules, dude
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: it's just that any kind of contact can be destructive, no matter how benign. but that case was never ever couched as "helping", from the very beginning
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: Batavia's Graveyard and the story of the Exeter sinking really disturbed me. These really had nothing to do with "natives" per se
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Like in many modern SciFi stories, aliens are smart and stay well away, but staying watchful
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: it's just that people 400 years ago had totally different worldviews and consideration of human life
Dexter Fong: Unfamiliar with either story
Dexter Fong: Night (belatedly) llan
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: sailing with the Dutch East India Company in 1629 was not the Love Boat, and the Captain was not Steubing!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: gruesome. search wreck Batavia australia dutch east india company and read about it
Dexter Fong: Klok: I'd extend your statement to any kind of contact between a highly technical society and one less so, will be destructive
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the book is even worse. but the real horror was that if the ship really did make it to Indonesia...
Dexter Fong: *be*
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: there was a good chance you could die on the way. a really good chance. and if you got there, you could die quick, too.
Dexter Fong: Being unfamiliar with the story, your allusions are lost on me
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: there was precious little human compassion: that ship was a cargo vessel. if the cargo fell off, they'd try to save it. if some idiot fell off, well...there's always more to be had...
Dexter Fong: Somewhere, a Cargo Vessel is missing it's idiot
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: they shipwreck on a reef off australia and the first thing the captain has the survivors do is to try and save as much of the company's cargo as they can
StephenFullerTweeny: The Indians don't want British Gurkas to help them... Gosh darn, why?
Dexter Fong: British Burkhas, Brilliant!!
StephenFullerTweeny: That would be Indian Marines of the British Empire. Can't imaging why..
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: of course, the advanced/primitive contact is always destructive, but it helps if it's not set up to also be explotative
StephenFullerTweeny: Love the one you're with, Steven Stillborns always sez..
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: i read that some primitive tribes on islands off Indonesia are OK and they don't want aid workers going in there with all kinda gadgets and disrupting them
Dexter Fong: Mountain men, no doubt
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: gwen stefani?
Dexter Fong: Gwine stefan wid my baby
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: anyway, my point is that 400 years ago, the European "colonizers" treated their own people pretty darn rough
doctec: guys, i'm fading fast - have to get some sleep and hope my cyatic nerve eases up on me some tomorrow
Dexter Fong: 400 years ago, we, in general, lacked a great deal of knowledge and other things
doctec: you all take care, see ya next week with any luck
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: it's got some nerve, huh? ;-)
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: sorry
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: g'nite
doctec: (who you callin' a dummy?)
Dexter Fong: Doc: Feel better, I've had luck with a magnet for that thing
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: nite->lili, too
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................
doctec: (thanx for the tip dex)
Dexter Fong: what an exit!
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: yeah, I think i'm outtahere too
Dexter Fong: what an encore!~!
doctec: (will relay msg klok)
||||||||| Around 1:00 AM, doctec walks off into the sunset...
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: you'll make him into a magnetik personality yet, Dex
Dexter Fong: Me 2 guz, night Klok and Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: zip, beep and all that folks
Dexter Fong: that's all folks
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin: the hell it is, Catherwood!
||||||||| Around 1:01 AM, Lord Klokwerk Snowedin walks off into the sunset...
StephenFullerTweeny: May whatever Grid you belive in, may Grid have mercy on the peoples of South Asia.
||||||||| Around 1:02 AM, StephenFullerTweeny walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Alberto ''Torture'' Gonzales
BIG Square Bob's pongepants
Bubba's Brain
C.S.S. Tweeny
Dexter Fong
Lord Klokwerk Snowedin
David Ossman's description of the tour script
Mi Hamster Esta Yamamoto
shoes for the dead
Sir Klokwerk Snowedin
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