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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 24, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Glob Blog enters at 7:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Glob Blog : http://torhershman.blogspot.com/
||||||||| It's 7:21 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Glob Blog - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Woody 1 disembarks at 8:34 PM.
Woody 1: Yello. I'm glad I made it.
Woody 1: Oh. I'm on EST.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem disembarks at 8:38 PM.
||||||||| Boney waltzes in at 8:38 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Boney: Unfashionably early.
Woody 1: Howdy Boney. Uh, Clem?
Boney: Is this the Dr. Gonzo wake?
Woody 1: I'm unfashionably unexpected.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'at 9 eastern, a few minutes with FireSign Theatre, first up, by request Red Shift'
ah,clem: hi all
Woody 1: Haven't been here for a while, Bone. Glad to meet you.
ah,clem: everyone early tonight
Woody 1: ah, clem. Looks like we can't wait.
Woody 1: You all check out the new intro at firesigntheatre.com? Very cool clips with flashes of the albums.
Woody 1: Well. Beeeback ~ 8.
||||||||| Around 8:49 PM, Woody 1 walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: Hi Clem and Boney
||||||||| Merlyn waltzes in at 8:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: hey did you see that? Bambi also known as Nancy lol
||||||||| Woody 1 enters at 8:57 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Merlyn: Woody, the album montage has been up for about a year
||||||||| Left Rev. Tweenhunger waltzes in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: hey Merlyn and Woody 1
Bambi: hi Tweeny
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: The latest Fiore animation: http://www.markfiore.com/animation/spring.html
Left Rev. Tweenhunger:
Woody 1: I never got 'til now. I'm on highspeed at a relative's.
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Winter for England, and France...
Woody 1: I guess at home, I don't give it time to start.
Woody 1: Waz up, Fireheads? It's been forever for me.
Merlyn: if it doesn't detect flash, it has the albums but without the audio & movement
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: did you listen to Firesign on radiomargaritaville?
Woody 1: No.
Bambi starts at the trumpet ... noisey! lol
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Margaritaville is completely underestimated.
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Somebody should help them get broadband. Or at least a broad band.
||||||||| Woody 1 runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Woody 1?! It's 9:03 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bambi: we listened to FST on RadioMargaritaville ... sounded great
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Did the guys make any dineros?
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: That would, of course, be the point.
Merlyn: I dunno, I would think so, most theaters did pretty well for attendance
||||||||| Woody 1 sneaks in around 9:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: I still want them to continue the XM series. Grid knows how many subscriptions it would take to get them back.
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Ah, you tilting-shelf people are so lucky...
Bambi: welcome back Woody
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bubba's Brain: Hey, all....
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: How many woods would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Bambi: hey Bubba
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Yo Bubba...
Woody 1: Well. I'm not really here. Somewhat distracted. I may have to exit for a bit.
Woody 1: Uh. 15?
||||||||| Dexter Fong waltzes in at 9:08 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Aloha Haoles
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: How's tricks in Bloomington?
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Heir Fong...
Bambi: hi Dex :-)
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rank Xerox Yamamoto in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: Tried to get them on air america, tween, but no luck. Still might appear on Majority Report, and if the mailing list sends lots of email after that...
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Howdy honkys
Dexter Fong: Mahalo Wahine
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: welcome to side two...
Bambi: oi Yammy
Woody 1: This isn't side 5 yet?
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: http://mryamamoto.topcities.com/zappa/eh-vs-wmd.htm
Dexter Fong: and hi Bambi, Bubba, Tweeny, Merl, OI, Woody, Boney and ah
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: That's side 15
Woody 1: I don't know any Turkish.
Bubba's Brain: Tricks? Ain't turned any recently.
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Is your name gannonguckert?
Woody 1: Hey Dex. Yeeeha.
Dexter Fong: Powder River, Cowboy!!
Woody 1: Where's a good trick turner when you need one?
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Pretty sad, Yam...
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: sorry, I'll try harder
Bubba's Brain: For every trick, turn, turn, turn....
Woody 1: Tricks are seaonanl.
Woody 1: seasonal
Bambi: Red Shift is one right now by request ;-)
Dexter Fong: Seaonanl = When Viagra just doesn't do it
||||||||| stephnfosterBlizzard II waltzes in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: Klok is gonna kick himself for not being here already LOL
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Howard Dean is head of the Dems? Ohhh, myyyy, gootttt......
Woody 1: LOL
Dexter Fong: Hi Klok: Snowing up a storm here also
||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Yo SFK...
Bubba's Brain: My laryngitis from the Portland weekend finally turned into full blown upper respiratory infection.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: klok is now officially "here" ;-)
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: oi
cease: hey, a crowded house already
Bambi: ah, speak of the devil there he is :-)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: and grooving on the vibe, Bambi
Bambi: your request is playing Klok (Red Shift)
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Decist.
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Thank God you've finally got something they can cure...I hope =)
Woody 1: Ask your doctor if seananlo is right for you.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: tnx much to Jim -- did you email Steve Squyres that Cat's production is playing tonite?
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
cease: wow. red shift! no shit
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: He's got stinkfoot. Give generously.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: 'lo Cat
cease: hey dex. i'll be in your neighbourhood in 2 monthes
Bubba's Brain: Thank grid for Augmentin.
Bambi: don't have Steve's email I don't think, do we?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: alert the authorities NOW, Dex!
Bambi: Hey Cat ... your baby is playing :-)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nobody has his email at this point, I'm sure
cease: one of my 6 kids, if plays count as kids
Bambi: or at least one of them
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Little stevie ray used to dance. Now he looks like this. Won't you consider adoption?
Dexter Fong: "Mr. ah, Clem...please bring 'our 'emale to the hospitality center....thankyew
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Help us fight stinkfoot.
Bambi: Clem is wondering what FST you all would like to hear after Red Shift
Dexter Fong: Cat: Are your kids acting up?
Bubba's Brain: help us fight, Stinkfoot.
ah,clem: need request for second album... tell Bambi, as I cannot watch this thread real time
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I always like to hear the early radio shows since they're not generally in circulation
cease: good idea, dex
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Dem deres some flying dolphins right there...
||||||||| Around 9:17 PM, Woody 1 walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: thanksyew
ah,clem: right Bam, LOL
Bambi: Dear Friends Dex?
cease: or maybe Roller Maidens
cease: hi and by wood
Bambi: Roller Maidens ... do we have that one Clem?
cease: i just had dinner. now it's time for some psychoactive desert!
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: We barely knew gnew...
Dexter Fong: Bam: or Hour Hour or whatever *really* esoteric FST you have on hand...or turntable..or cart amchine...or cd player...
cease: its about religion and evil politicians, just like Red Shift
Dexter Fong: Cart am chine...not really human
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: So, what's Red Shift? Other than Tzar Valdimir...
cease: what you're listening to now, tween. my most recent play
Bambi: LOL OK Dex ... I told Clem :-)
cease: starring 3 firesignes, plus 2 firesign family members. which reminds me, i must get my ticket for orson starring as peorgie tirebiter
Dexter Fong: Left: red shift = Boston Patriots double zone, left cover, partial blitz
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Not listening CNI. Do they have a Firesign schedule? Love to listen during the week.
cease: you can tune in now, tween
Dexter Fong: and drop out too
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Got it
cease: its tiny dr. tim. give the tiny doc some sugar cubes
Dexter Fong: The Plague!
Bambi: FST is on 9pm mostly on Thursday and then again on Saturday and Sunday at 9pm
Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Hey, all I can say is Firesign rocks. Wish them the best.
||||||||| Around 9:22 PM, Left Rev. Tweenhunger walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Cat: How about 2 Equals
Dexter Fong realizes that may have sounded saccharine
Bambi: is Dr. Headphones back on the road now?
Dexter Fong: There is no substitute for sugar except Sugarsubstitute
cease: i'll be in nyc from thursday night, hopefully chatting from elayne's, until i take train back to dc on monday.
cease: i wouldnt know what equal was if doc hadnt been here recently
Bubba's Brain: So.... if Lodestone had eyeball hats, would anyone be interested?
cease: its ersatz brothers. the REal one
Dexter Fong: Cat: Great...that means Elayne will be on later than 10 oclock
cease: yes bub. Fumiyo wants one.
Dexter Fong: Doc...the great equalizer
cease: if her hubby lets me use his mac. maybe not so late
Bambi: don't use sugar substitutes...they bother my stomach
Bambi: real thing or nuttin' honey lol
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Put it in your coffee not on your stomach
Bambi: lol that must have been my problem Dex ;-)
Dexter Fong sprinkles sugarsubstitute on groinal area....nothing happens...Curses! fooled again
Bubba's Brain: Thanks, cat.... I'm looking into offering them... but its far from certain.
Dexter Fong discovers that fly is jammed by tiny sugarsubstitute particle
Dexter Fong pours hot coffe in/on lap....dissovles in tears
stephnfosterBlizzard II: interrupted for the last 12 min by KEN, who's trapped in upstate NY about 15 miles from Quebec border in Thousand Islands
Dexter Fong: Wow! A bulletin
Bambi would've suggested water myself ;-)
Dexter Fong wonders if Ken doesn't check the weather
stephnfosterBlizzard II: 10 below last night
Bambi: oh, no! Not again!
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: I'm watching the snow
stephnfosterBlizzard II: he's stuck in a parking lot all night
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Bambi: no wonder our friend's son hates NY!
Dexter Fong: Eek!
Bubba's Brain: Number three with a bulletin.
Bambi: hi Elayne!
cease: hey el!
Bubba's Brain: Hey E!
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Your friends son is a longhaul truckdriver?
Bambi: Dex: Yep
Bambi: owns his own rig...almost ;-)
Elayne: Hey, cool, Red Shift is on! Did I miss us?
Bambi: him and the bank
cease: yes el, but you're unforgettable
Dexter Fong: Sharecropper Truckdrivers.....Picking and delibering de cotton
Elayne: Heh, thanks Cat... oh well...
cease: it gets Really Tedious around now
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Ken has "no specific message" but says to say hi to all; vy frustrated he's missing Red Shift... "I don't think I brought that one with me, either."
Elayne: Rob and I were getting caught up, more or less, in Lawrence of Arabia. I'd never actually sat through any of it before, so it was kinda cool.
Bambi good one Cat! very true!
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Hello Jimmy LEEE!
cease: the play, actually all of them, only work when there are a lot of changes, sounds. just my voice and mao gets relaly boring relaly quickly, at least to me
stephnfosterBlizzard II: E - notice Guiness as Hussein and Sharif as Faisel
Elayne: Oh yeah, SFB, Robin was also telling me who some of the other actors were.
Elayne: Like Anthony Quale. Whoever he was...
Dexter Fong thinks Guiness is too stout to play Hussein
cease: thanks, ah clem
Elayne: It's weird though, a young Guinness looks nothing like Ewan MacGregor...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: during the post-WWI treaty talks in Paris, Lawrence and Faisel used to go flying over Paris
Bambi: yes, great movie Elayne! Love that one
cease: bambi, seemreal isnt selling red shift. i had it up for free for a year or so. lodestone could use it on its list so lodestone will be the source
stephnfosterBlizzard II: they were screwing Faisel's father, Hussein, out of Palestine, Syria and Lebanon
Elayne: Robin said Lawrence was killed when his motorbike slammed into a tree. Guess he should have stuck with camels.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Did they get the bird'seye lowdon?
Elayne: Friggin' LONG though, Fran. I don't do well with languid movies.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Lawrence was regretting to Faisel, when they were up there once, that they "didn't have any bombs on board"
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: I'm not here
ah,clem: hi Yammy
Bambi: yes, it is a long one ... intricate too
Dexter Fong: Hoi Hoi Yam
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: hahahahahahaha
Elayne: Hey Jim, how many minutes are you behind in the CNI audio?
Elayne: Hi, by the way. :)
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: I'm obliged to be obnoxious
Bambi: yeah, guess he should've stuck to camels ... but they stink, spit and walk uneven ;-)
Dexter Fong: Much obliged
cease: cease comes from my abreviated name c.simril. when you say c.simril outloud, the first sound is "cease" a riff on the way that the firesign use cut-offs
Dexter Fong: or desist
Bambi: it's about a 2 to 2 1/2 min delay
Elayne: Oh crap, I don't like Roller Maidens all that much. Turning off the audio. Don't be offended, Jim.
ah,clem: ok cat
stephnfosterBlizzard II: hope you get better Jim; take care of him, Bambi!
ah,clem: but it does seem real
Elayne: Jim's ill? Ugh, sorry to hear it...
Dexter Fong: Yeah Bambi; take him for a ride, see.....show him the sewers, see
ah,clem: almost better now E
Bambi: I always do Klok :-)
Dexter Fong: Almost better is good enough for us, Clem
Bambi: he's been battling the flu or something very much like the flu
cease: recover quickly, ah
Elayne: Hang on, I'm going to go check the snow levels... brb...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Dex - not "take care of him" in the Rustler's Rhapsody sense...
Dexter Fong: Elayne has her own personal weather station
Bambi: he's been there (sewers) in Massillon OH when he was a kid ;-)
cease: snowing in nyc?
cease: maybe i should bring a coat in may
Dexter Fong: Klok: I *know* that title Rusler's but cant bring up any data...would you be sop kind
stephnfosterBlizzard II: in coastal RI, it's only about an inch, but that was in an hour. it's coming down at about a 45º angle
Bambi: the good guys only shoot you in the hand
ah,clem: studio levels ok, ?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Right on!!
Bambi: brrrrrrrrrr Klok!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: you can't open another window or tab, Dex? It's the most ROFL spoof of every western ever made (a different one than Blazing Saddles, though)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: level 5 by 9, Clem
ah,clem: right sfk, I do not need to be taken care of that way.. LOL
Dexter Fong decides to check snow levels in own personal weather station...also time for a refill
stephnfosterBlizzard II: you bet, Bambi -- 22ºF and falling fast, too
Elayne: Yeah, it's still coming down. Plus they're talking another round tomorrow morning, and another Monday/Tuesday.
Elayne: Won't be putting on my car magnet till all of it's over.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: ours goes 6PM->4AM and then continues on "in lesser form" until noon or so
Bambi: yuk! I've had enough winter all ready ... we got sleet last this morning.
Elayne: It's a really cool magnet too: http://www.gearthatgives.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDStore.woa/wa/product?siteID=220&itemID=26092&origin=11320
Dexter Fong: Weather people in nyc said 3 to 5 inches....I think over/under number is probably 6 1/2
Elayne: We've only had a few bad snow days, so it hasn't been that bad a winter here. But I'm not going to kill myself tomorrow to get into the office.
Elayne: Our landlord doesn't come 'round to shovel till the afternoon, so if I can't get down the steps and into my car and out the long driveway I'm not going to bother.
Dexter Fong: E: good idea...kill your boss =)
Elayne: He's in Boston, Dex, through Saturday morning, so he missed the worst of it.
Elayne: He and his wife took off for Tahiti the day before the big blizzard last month. He's really lucked out.
Dexter Fong: E; Boston is gonna get it too..just a little later than us
Dexter Fong: Right Klok?
cease: can you drive to work, el?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: upper bound on Cape Cod is over a foot, E
Elayne: True Dex, but he'll already have arrived and it should be fairly easy to get around by afternoon when he's giving his Harvard lecture.
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: It's not bad here yet
Elayne: I've heard that, SFB! I can't believe the Cape is being so hard hit, that's very unusual.
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: The street is still clear
Elayne: Cat, that's what I'll have to figure out tomorrow. :)
Boney: Pointers to FST comments about HST, please. Not necessarily recent. Thanx.
Bubba's Brain: Gotta go. I may be back later.
Dexter Fong: Yam: But the future is cloudy
stephnfosterBlizzard II: N. RI is slated for 2-4", but that really depends on how the storm tracks -- Boston may get pasted again; whatever, Sat. may not be late enough to get the roads clean; if they're using train, I guess OK
ah,clem: need another request
||||||||| Around 9:46 PM, Bubba's Brain walks off into the sunset...
Elayne: Geez Boney, I can't remember any specific ones...
Boney: Thaynx? Elayne?
ah,clem: bam pls relay
Elayne: Nope, SFB, boss & wife drove up and will drive back sometime Saturday...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: center violence of storm was supposed to go offshore and diagonal, E...but you can pray for some modulation, I guess ;-))
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Maybe not ==))
Elayne: They have to, Dex, they have opera tickets for Saturday night.
Boney: If you think of anything, post it to your blog.
Bambi: will do Clem
Dexter Fong: Boney: By recent. I assume you mean *not* the Fighting Clowns piece
Elayne: Will do, Boney.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: well, they'll probably take the Turnpike and then 384 down to I-95 at Niantic, so they won't really hit the predicted results until then
ah,clem: more modulation sfk? i'm pegging the meter....
Bambi: what recent one would you like Boney?
Boney: FST referred to HST in Fighting Clowns, Dexter Fong?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: i can see god, clem
cease: really, boney?
Boney: Gimme two.
Dexter Fong: ABoney: yeah...the piece with the presidents bit: HST, RMN, LBJ, FDR
cease: the albums i dont listen to, i don't know well at all.
cease: why is that not strange?
stephnfosterBlizzard II is reminded that a whole generation now has no earthly idea what "pegging the meter" means...
cease: you put pegs in meters in ri?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Enough with the potty mouth talk, we all know what it means
Boney: is BRB a president?
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Lovely peggy, meter maid
Dexter Fong: Yes Boney, President *pro tem*
stephnfosterBlizzard II: no cat, we import them from China already pegged
Dexter Fong sings Peg o my heart, I rove you
cease: sounds like a riff hunter would aprove of, this jamaican
Boney: wuz it Yoko One who said that we should get together and create our own FST?
Dexter Fong: Riff hunting in Ocho Rios
cease: this is the first chat post hst
Bambi: peg that meteroid
Boney: Oh no. Bozo No-no. Yoko Ono.
cease: bergman tells everybody that, bone
Dexter Fong: Boney!=( please
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Bagging the elusive Jamaican Spliff, next on Wild Kingdom!
Dexter Fong: Irae, Mon...loose bags and tight joints
Boney: de soto
Dexter Fong: Gage = Meter
Dexter Fong: Don't peg that gage, my friend
Boney: high school madness
Dexter Fong: "Dope Humor of the sixties"
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Better than the dopes we get these days
Elayne: Oh, y'all heard that canniboids may half the spread of Alzheimer's, yes?
Boney: high school = kilo of oaxacan bud
Dexter Fong: Hi! I'm Dexter Fong and my late partner Hideo Wallbanger and I were the men of late-night humor
Bambi: LOL very funny Clem
cease: yes el, klok sent me that article yesterday
Dexter Fong: Elayne" I read that but forgot about it
cease: i live at the centre of the good dope news world, whether true or not
Elayne: Doesn't seem right to me, considering what happens to short-term mem... uh, mem... no wait, it was right on the tip of my tongue...
Elayne: SOme sort of Doctor...
Elayne: Doctor Thompson? No, that wasn't it...
Elayne: His ashes are being shot out of a cannon, by the way.
Rank Xerox Yamamoto: A 21 gun salute
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Elayne: U are in gluck! See http://www.intellicast.com/Local/USLocalWide.asp?loc=kpvd&seg=LocalWeather&prodgrp=RadarImagery&product=Radar&prodnav=none
Dexter Fong: Don Imus dedicated a song to HST the other day.....Beatle "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
Dexter Fong: Hunter not Harry
Merlyn: like corn pops?
Bambi: ah, dr. mem ... mem ... Dr. Memory!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: looks like Boston might be getting some white stuff
Boney: ash hauler = hand rolled marijuana cigarette
Dexter Fong: I remeber him, Dr. uh...uh... My Eyes?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Boney: the doctor smoked himself
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bambi -- tell Clem about the disappearance of the Old School...
Dexter Fong: Boney: Did you know Lem Ashhauler?
Elayne: Thank you, Bambi! I couldn't remember...
cease: i didnt know that, bone
||||||||| Around 10:01 PM, Rank Xerox Yamamoto walks off into the sunset...
Bambi: Root's on my lap (our cat)
cease: yammy, we hardly knew ye
Elayne: Wasn't Lem a member of the Funny Names club?...
Dexter Fong: Boney: He was president of the local chapter of The Funny Namers" out there in Hellmouth....or maybe Heater
cease: you get my cat pix, el?
Boney: LEM landed on the moon
Dexter Fong: The lunatic is on the moon?
cease: stanislaw landed on poland
cease: Po complained
Dexter Fong: Po Poland =(
cease: put down dat po boy
Elayne: My goodness Cat, those are the ones that were kittens just a short while ago?
Elayne: They're gorgeous!
Boney: why the =( Dexter?
cease: pull up som pot
stephnfosterBlizzard II: that was stanislaw LEC, Cat
cease: i know yo post cat pix on fridays, el
Bambi: Clem said that he only has that as the whole album Klok
Dexter Fong: Cause Poland be po'', Missa Boney =(
cease: yes, they just turned a year old. look how big they are. when they walk on me, i'm pained
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: I shall duly post these, Cat - thanks!
Bunnyboy: lo dere
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre waltzes in at 10:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: and spekaing of bunnies
Dexter Fong: Hi dere Bunny
cease: when do we get pix of your bunny or bunnys, boy?
Boney: poles keep it up
Dexter Fong: Bightre!
cease: this recording device sounds alot like bush in the debates
Bambi: hi Bunny and Bightre
Dexter Fong: Lithuanians are lithless
Bightrethighrehighre: YO! fire-PEEPS....!!!!
Elayne: Hello B and B and B and B....
cease: unaina for the unanians!
Bunnyboy: ROLLER MAIDENS? Wow.
Dexter Fong: a united umaina
Boney: pole = a steady supply of czechs
cease: in uname only
Bightrethighrehighre: roller maidens in french maid costumes....or the real thing for that matter....
cease: karl polanyi's dad was named policheck
Bunnyboy: cease: Louie is the one remaining bun. He's a fine, black Holland Lump...ehrm, Lop!
Boney: bambi & bunny & boney
cease: just heard his euology for him in an ideas programme last night. planing to use it for my own family
Bunnyboy: Oh, my!
Bambi: a, b, b, b, b c, d, e, m, s ... oh, well ran out of letters
Bunnyboy: The Penatonic Alphabet.
cease: what is "dark winter motel" a reference to?
Dexter Fong: Sung for you by the Pent Tones
Boney: firing his ashes out of a cannon = a supercharged bong
Bunnyboy: Dex: SCTV, Volume 3 is out on Tuesday.
Bunnyboy: 5 Neat Guys.
Dexter Fong: Cat: I dont know...
cease: thasts the last thing he said.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: And a couple of nifty gals
cease: i think its' from a flick
Boney: major hit = too obvious to mention
Bunnyboy: Bucky the Spaniel is just about recovered from his "fixin'".
cease: great article about sherlock holmnes by michael chambon, i know you're a fan of his, bunny
Dexter Fong: Boney: You know derivation of dark Winter?
cease: in ny review, last 2 isssues. it ended up concluding that all lit is fan lit since sherlock holmes
Dexter Fong: Cat: Me too
Bambi: Dark Tower?
cease: i relaly wanted to send the articles to the fireboys, ala giant rat (oddly not meniotned in the articles) as well as firefans everywhere
cease: isnt there a flick caled Dark Winter?
Bunnyboy: cease: Yes, I must catch up on his more recent stories and novellas. I did pick up the latest issue of THE ESCAPIST, a real-for-real comic book detailing the adventures of Kavalier and Clay's "creation".
Dexter Fong: afk for re-grooving
cease: read the sherlock holmes aricles, bunny. brilliant
cease: they have new york review of books in seattle. i saw it there!
Bunnyboy: Aye-aye, cat. I will keep out the eye.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: OK, here it is, 20 min. ago: http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0009smaller.jpg
cease: get in this barrel, mr. dildo, and we'll do it hericane style
stephnfosterBlizzard II: looked like this only this afternoon: http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0003smaller.jpg
Bambi: we redialed ... will be right with you!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: uh-oh
Bunnyboy: kane: Is that LA or Arizona?
cease: is that latest pictures from saturn moon, klok?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bunny - it's RI. pretty obvious, since it ain't mud and it ain't sand... ;-))
stephnfosterBlizzard II: seems really like it, Cat
stephnfosterBlizzard II: I'd walk out there, but the spirit is unwilling and the flesh is hungry
cease: at their best, the firesign could be as incisive as hunter thompson on nixon, other politicains
cease: a fine tuned and worded sense of evil
Bightrethighrehighre: ALERT! I was in the back of the line to speak with and get signed photos of FST @ Cerritos 2.5.05 here's the deal....
cease: you talk to them, big?
Bunnyboy: "There he is, waving and weeping!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:19 PM and CharlesThroat steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bunnyboy: More great Richard Paul vox.
Dexter Fong: The Real Charles Throat
stephnfosterBlizzard II: welcome, CT
Bunnyboy: lo chaz
CharlesThroat: Ahoy polloi
cease: presidents coucnil of physical fitness, new home of jeff ganon
Bightrethighrehighre: I have an autographed photo that doesn't belong to me... and, in good conscience, would like to have the rightful owner reunited with it....
Dexter Fong: Klok: Just to let you know, still snowing here but not as ahrd as previously
Bambi: hi CharlesThroat
Bunnyboy: It's that food kinda time again. May BBL. Go, team!
CharlesThroat: Hi Bambi how's your mom
cease: keep on eating, bun
Dexter Fong: Bye Bun
stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's still coming at 45º angle, but I think from the other direction, whatever that means
Elayne: Oops, hello Charles. Sorry folks, I had to multitask for a minute, my blog is actually exploding with for-really comments for a change.
CharlesThroat: (sorry, Disney joke)
Elayne: Bye Bunny!
Bambi: enjoy Bunny
stephnfosterBlizzard II: we picked up another ½" since I took that picture, Dex
Dexter Fong: Klok: It's Nature's equalization
CharlesThroat: It's called refection
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite bun
cease: a bag of pipe dreams and a dame
cease: keep the scotch.
Bunnyboy: lo El. I gotta go, El!
Bunnyboy: Keep it under your tongue.
Dexter Fong: ghugh?
cease: this is really anticlimactic. they have a bad habbit of doing that
stephnfosterBlizzard II: YEA!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: what rumors about Sherlock?
Dexter Fong: Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
CharlesThroat: What has happened to your nose?
Bambi: what cat?
||||||||| Around 10:24 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
cease: that was an abstraction of my rant about the ny review piece by chambon about sherlock
CharlesThroat: Unfortunately, it's a matte painting and BB bumps his nose
cease: it taught me something i didnt know about literature in general. that's why one reads
stephnfosterBlizzard II: LOL, CT
Dexter Fong: Propssss!
cease: where are you, throat?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: something beyond The Seven Percent Solution?
CharlesThroat: Texas but don't hold it against me
Dexter Fong: Texas hold 'em
ah,clem: his nose was numb from the coco, as it were
CharlesThroat: El Paso
Elayne: Gotta go, the multitasking is overwhelming me.
Elayne: Next week, all!
cease: but the lime in the coco
||||||||| Around 10:26 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite E!
CharlesThroat: Bye Elayne
cease: that's what that song's about, i just figured that out
Dexter Fong sings You Put the coco in the nose and you sniff it all about
cease: it snowed cocaine at hunter's, read one piece i read about him today
stephnfosterBlizzard II: but in those days, it was injected...
Dexter Fong: Yes Firends; More dope humor from the sixties
stephnfosterBlizzard II thinks the guys may have had to deal with one too many '70s record company 'executives'
Dexter Fong: Right on, Klok...power to ther artists
stephnfosterBlizzard II: fats waller; always loved that one
Dexter Fong: A great comedic stride, Klok
Bambi: nytol E!
Dexter Fong notices Elayne is also fooled by painted backdrop
cease: i got the impression there were more than just coke jokes in fireland in those days
Dexter Fong: Nite Boney
CharlesThroat: I have a new MP3 player full of hours of Dear Friends - heaven
cease: keep on boning
CharlesThroat: That's Proctor on the violin I bet
Dexter Fong: Cat: I suppose you believe barry Bonds took steroids
cease: i'll be paying my first visit to texas in a few weeks, throat. the dallas-ft airport
Dexter Fong: Cat: Hubba Hubba
CharlesThroat: Hey that's only 600 miles or so - drop on by
cease: barry "us" bonds?
Bambi: perhaps that's instruments...
Dexter Fong: "US Anti-Commie Savings Bonds, Cat
cease: ah, canadian
cease: see the usa through your turret bay
cease: how many of you know that fireline?
Dexter Fong: I prefer The Turtle Bay
cease: elayne is gone and merl is in grayland
Dexter Fong: Cat: No play for mister gray
cease: thats from Life in the Day, the mushroom play from whence grew both 2 places and Dwarf
||||||||| Catherwood leads Rotonoto inside, makes a note of the time (10:33 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: spaulding? i'm barely shedding!
cease: hey dc
Bambi: hey RotoDave
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yeah, BTW Cat -- thanks lots for selling our missile defense union down the river. all the wonderful things we do for Canada and they kick US in the teeth
CharlesThroat: I was listening to the DF where Proctor was back just after the earthquake and gave Austin a toy robot - I wonder if it's the one in the Martian Space Party miniature scene
Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto..like tiny snowflake in Copious blizzard, cannot not see you
stephnfosterBlizzard II: hi roto
CharlesThroat: Enguiring minds want to know
Rotonoto: "...near Washington DC but waaaay outside the beltway..." about sez it all, Cat
Rotonoto: hi guise
CharlesThroat: Hi Roto
Rotonoto: like little flower my terrific feelings for it...
CharlesThroat: Here have special motor fluid-aa gimlet
stephnfosterBlizzard II: hi to bozoette, R
Dexter Fong: You keep hands off terrific flowers or Young Guy get powerful
Rotonoto: we got a light dusting near DC, naybe 4-5 inches
Bambi: wouldn't make a hobbit of it Roto ;-)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's not light when you shovel it...
Dexter Fong raises over/under to 7 inches
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 10:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
CharlesThroat: Down here we spoon it ;)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: hey, Bubba
Dexter Fong: Waltzing Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Miss me?
Boney: bone china = porcelain hash pipe
cease: i dont think so, boney
Bambi: wb Bubba
CharlesThroat: That's real china, isn't it
Dexter Fong: Bub: Come sit on the face of a refined Mathilda
stephnfosterBlizzard II decamps briefly to prepare the Main Meal (unwrap something I can't show in here)
Rotonoto: little elfin folks buried up to the neck in 5 inch snow
Bubba's Brain: I thought "Bone China" was Bush's oriental foreign policy.
Bambi: does a rat chew Bubba ;-)
cease: it may mean that in some circles, not in general circulation
CharlesThroat: LOL Bubba
cease: no, she only wants to do it hurricane style
Dexter Fong: Bone china = serious time upstream in prism
CharlesThroat: fiendish quality of you brain
Bubba's Brain: Sorry... I forgot. Bush doesn't have a foreign policy toward china.
Dexter Fong: Busah have No Starch policy
Boney: bone yoko = hiding several ounces of marijuana in a car's spare tire
CharlesThroat: It's all the same to him
Bambi: don't need a foreign policy for porcelin
Rotonoto: no tickee no starchee...
cease: except to sell em all the bonds. barry, bobby, gary....
cease: i think we'll be selling them alberta soon.
Dexter Fong: Bambi is *so* good with the servants Fred
CharlesThroat: Soccer Blue!
cease: should sure make the chinese food better there
Merlyn: I'm going to have to leave early, I have to drive my wife to the airport tomorrow at about 6 am
Dexter Fong: safe trips Merlyn
cease: i dont have to drive my wife to the airport until whole hours later than thatr, merl
Boney: I've got a great idea. I'll sell Boney Bongs over the internet
CharlesThroat: It's like one of those great race migratons you read about
Dexter Fong: Cat: are you soloing or is Fumiyo going with you
cease: no, Fumiyo is off to Japan for a week. i remain with the big dog and the increasingly large cats
cease: hopefully they wont eat me
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain', just granted probation at 10:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Woody 1', just granted probation at 10:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Boney Bongs . . . the latest from Rhinocerus Horn nterprises
Boney: wrap your lips around the six fingered fist and send the doctor's ashes straight to hell
Dexter Fong: Enterprises
cease: not going anywhere tilll i come and visit YOU (el, roto, doc, etc etc) in may
Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: Back again.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Meant in may
cease: speaking of bongs, i say tommy chong's vagina on drugs last friday
CharlesThroat: Blow 'em out of a cannon like Hunter Thompson
Woody 1: Herro. I'm back and beautiful.
CharlesThroat: bless his stoned little dead heart
cease: the lighting was hideous but the show was pretty good, very well written and chong a fine performer
Bambi: wb woody
Merlyn: see you next week
Merlyn: or see your keystrokes
cease: hi bambi
CharlesThroat: Bye Merlyn take care
Boney: up woody creek
Merlyn: different keystrokes for different keyfolks
cease: as it were, merl
Woody 1: Yeah. Don't know who to devote my mindless drinking to anymore.
||||||||| Around 10:44 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
Woody 1: Bye Merlyn.
Boney: w/o a paddle
Dexter Fong: Merl: Gimme a key
Dexter Fong: Key of Bye
CharlesThroat: Oh you can still devote it to him, he won't mind
Bambi: night Merlyn
cease: will a lid do?
Dexter Fong: Bam & Clem: Actually it
Boney: ask not for whom the bone bongs
CharlesThroat: You got one in the car?
Dexter Fong: Porgie is so good with the servants
Woody 1: Must watch Where The Buffalo Roam real soon. (Bill Murray playing Hunter S.)
Bambi: it's very electric, and dangerous ...
Bambi: right Dex :-)
Dexter Fong: it's ..vibrating...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: you'll like the book better, Woody
Bambi: Porcelin was the servants
Woody 1: Read many.
CharlesThroat: "I'm just a road man for the Lords of Karma" - love that quote
Dexter Fong is now chatting with CNI
Woody 1: Hells Angels, Fear..., Campaign Trail
Boney: bull shit--Bill Murray rocks
Boney: Peter Boyle kicks ass
Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: There was a wonderful aiudio theater adaptation of Fear and Loathing in LV done by Margeritaville Records a few years back.... I'm gonna be adding it to the catalog.
Woody 1: Murray did quite a good comical Thompson, and I love the movie. Very funny.
CharlesThroat: Hey I had a short email conversation with none other than The Live Earl Jive not long ago
Dexter Fong: Mr. Boney...you have an opinion on this subject (whatever it iw)
Bambi: what's wrong with Bill Murray?
cease: i can hear that as an audio project, bub
CharlesThroat: He quit talking when I asked if I could throw him some questions about the FST shows
Woody 1: Murray? Damn good actor.
Boney: I liked both movies very much, Dexter Fong.
cease: i enjoyed him in the japan flick, but rarely on snl
Dexter Fong: Eeeaaaarrrrllll
Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: It was a great production.... really captured the manic insanity of it all.
Woody 1: Anyone go to the west coast shows?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yeah, Murray got much better in flicks, SNL not so captivating
Dexter Fong: Boney: Which movies other than Fear & Loathing
CharlesThroat: You know that Booker T song he always played when Austin said "And now here's Number One on the boooos 30!"
CharlesThroat: I heard it the other night in the credits of Rush Hour
stephnfosterBlizzard II: all I meant was that the movie was pale shadow of Thompson's book, not that it was bad
Woody 1: A slight shadow....
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
CharlesThroat: Almost made me have a flashback
cease: yes bone, i used to hear that all the time on the radio
||||||||| Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano waltzes in at 10:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Hello!
Woody 1: Depicts just parts of Fear, and Campaign trail.
cease: oh johnnie oh johnie
Dexter Fong: Play Piano Play
Boney: more a flashback than a pale shadow
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That's Fresno, Cat
Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: JP
Woody 1: A MOVIE
cease: have some string cheese
stephnfosterBlizzard II: wow, roto AND JP at once (and here we thought they were aliases of each other...)
Boney: Murray great Depp great
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Whaz real?
Dexter Fong: A'k 'or 'efill and weather 'eck
CharlesThroat: Wrong place to ask
Bambi: Hi Johnny
Woody 1: Dep was great also.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Depp outstanding - love Gilliam's take on F&L
stephnfosterBlizzard II: seem real -- you missed it; CNI played it at the start of the chat, Johnny
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Hi Bambi...where's Thumper?
Boney: both movies good
CharlesThroat: Saw Zoolander for the first time the other night - freakin' hilarious
cease: i liked both hst flicks. just not in the same league as the books
cease: but his books were about visual things so why not
cease: great to hear the firesigns thinking in visual terms these days
Woody 1: Oh. Zoolander. Frickin' great. So stupid.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Gilliam says in the commentary that it was as close as he could possibly get in film
stephnfosterBlizzard II: hst certainly saw a lot of things *I* didn't...
cease: monty python gilliam?
Woody 1: I like when YEP.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: One and the same, Cat
CharlesThroat: Are there others?
cease: he's in a flick (actor, not director) with a friend of mine these days
stephnfosterBlizzard II: except the 38th of Cunegonde, Clem -- when that's a Thur., we don't meet
cease: they went to high school together in la
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: CT is counting the elevator boy again...
CharlesThroat: Did you know Gilliam is on a Zappa record?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Which record, CT?
CharlesThroat: He's in the crowd scene at the end of "America drinks and goes home"
cease: i dd not, but everyone was on everyone in hollywood
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That's cool...I've been re-reading the Barry Miles Zappa bio.
CharlesThroat: I'm in a band with Jimmy Carl Black's sons btw, just to namedrop
stephnfosterBlizzard II: at least everyone who matters; there are only 2000 real people in the world; the rest are just bad SFX
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That's cool...I've been re-reading the Barry Miles Zappa bio.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Still snowing here, not blizzard but steadily, been doing so since 5 pm...recommend taking the over on 7 inches
Woody 1: You don't want to count the elevator boy?
CharlesThroat: hmmm looks like we're frozen
stephnfosterBlizzard II: that's what we were promised, but think it's going higher
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Whoa!! Time warp two-two-two....
||||||||| "10:57 PM? 10:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Charles Throat should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Charles Throat enters and sits on the couch.
cease: well fuck, then i was on a zappa record. cannonball adderly, jarret, dylan, others
cease: i was in the audience from the shows they taped the albums from.
Charles Throat: LOL lucky you
stephnfosterBlizzard II: oh, so it was YOU with the flare gun, eh Cat?
Dexter Fong: Klok: SAtill snowing steaedily since 5pm...take the over on 7 inches
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: There is a bootleg of that Montreaux show
Charles Throat: OLD you ;)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: looks like we're executing out of order or something
Dexter Fong: Yo' hands goes on de record
Rotonoto: Suzy Creamcheese- What's got into you?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Who are the Brain Police?
Dexter Fong: Not you Mistah Roto
Charles Throat: Jimmy Carl's still a wildman, talked to him a couple of weeks ago
stephnfosterBlizzard II: good point, JP. name three..
Charles Throat: Almost got to go tour with him last winter in Europe
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with otonotoR close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dexter Fong: Roto make many appreances...substantially still
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Brain chiggers, I might be able to name...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Woody 1: Well, I'm climbing to my bed. Yes. I live in a tree. And yes. I'm a pig. Night yall.
stephnfosterBlizzard II got to hear rare 1993 interview by WBAI with Nina Simone today. ROFL. She was in Europe and *not* in a good mood...
Dexter Fong: I name all my chiggers boy
Rotonoto: don't take any wooden CD's...
Charles Throat: Take care of your woody
Bambi: night woody
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Knock on yourself, Woody
Dexter Fong: Night Woody
Charles Throat: They don't have names, they're all the same
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: No wooden CDs unless they're made by Mike Keneally
Woody 1: Oh yeah. Until I return to my lady tomorrow.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: well, Roto, you're looking very myssemtrical tonight...
Dexter Fong: CT: lol
Rotonoto: indeed- stupid browser window stopped updating so my alter ego went in to check...
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:02 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Woody 1 by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Brain farts on the web tonight
cease: anyone watching peter jennings board a ufo?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Brain farts on the web tonight
cease: ok am i on now?
Charles Throat: Johnny, another Keneally fan! There are only about 5 of us, ya know
Dexter Fong: Keep getting dropped by chat ????
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: No names?! Those must be Brain Chinchillas...
Bambi: you noticed that too, huh?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Mike is da shit, CT
Bambi: lost the gateway apparently
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It's that DAMN time warp!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Rotonoto: ...is this microphone on? Thank you, Senator...
Charles Throat: my screen keeps freezing
Dexter Fong: Don't turn you back on me Roto, I know you
Bambi: hi Dave
Dave: hello all, DC was fucking awesome providing I agreed with what was being said, which was some of the time, how is everyone, saw I missed Ken's triumphant return, but he's gone againe it seems
Charles Throat: Got that right johnny
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yo, Dave!
Dave: hey Dex, need to private message you with a question
Rotonoto: (hi Dave)
Dexter Fong: Dick Clark?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: "Dog" & "Wooden Smoke" are often in play here at the LlamaLab
Charles Throat: Johnny ever check out Brian Beller's website?
Dexter Fong: Dave: Fire away
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You bet, I've been to Beller
otonotoR: like a little flower...
Charles Throat: Love his stories about Z
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You bet, I've been to Beller
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yet another lock-up
||||||||| At 11:06 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, otonotoR!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: And how's about that Nick D'Virgilio?
Dexter Fong: Fourth damn time I've been dropped
Charles Throat: I give up, gonna go drink some tequila in honor of Hunter - later all
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It's all the Catholics worried about the Pope
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Nite, CT
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite CT
Rotonoto: nite Charles
Dave: oops then you probably missed my message dex
stephnfosterBlizzard II needs to reset himself...back quickly
||||||||| At 11:08 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, stephnfosterBlizzard II!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: night CT
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and stephnfosterBlizzard II disembarks at 11:08 PM.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: And you can take your hands right off of them!
Bambi: night Klok?
Bambi: ok...see ya in a minute
Bambi: and there ya are
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yep; inside, I'm tanned, handsome...
Dexter Fong: Klok is in 2 plqces a once
Rotonoto: welcome to Side Five
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You ARE amazing!
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| CharlesThroat - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| cease - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Boney - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: i was cut off
Dexter Fong: Reaper's run amock!!
Dave: a massive reep
cease: i'm back
Rotonoto: it's no good- they're tapping the lines...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Awful lot of death going 'round
stephnfosterBlizzard II wasn't cut, but got frozen three times
cease: i think i got abucted by a ufo. thankfully they put me back so i can keep chatting
Dexter Fong: Roto: They're taping the lines to make them waterproof
cease: yeah johnny, it always does
Rotonoto: ohhhh- taping. I seeeee! ;-)
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming...
Rotonoto: Bozoette went a second time to supermarket today...
cease: but we' re not finally on our own. the ets are here. somewhere
Rotonoto: got into conversation with clerk...
Dave: hey did Ken say how long he'd be gone this time? not sure if I should call him, I could I suppose, just don't know when or what his schedule is
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: In the eggs, cat
Rotonoto: woman with dementia used to come in multi times every day, put same order on credit card...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Dave - he gets something like 2 days' vacation per 21 on the road, or something like that, so it'll be awhile
Rotonoto: they had to rat her out to her son...
||||||||| Catherwood announces "It's 11:13 PM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug.
||||||||| Outside, the 11:13 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: the aliens have landed
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yo Phil!
Rotonoto: hat at least made Bozoette not feel quite so dorky- or forgetful.
Phil Austin: evening whoever's here
stephnfosterBlizzard II: he is trapped in a parking lot near Quebec border waiting for a shipment from Canada to get thru customs
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: No hot-doggin'
Boney: I just opened a fortune cookie... "There is plenty of free parking in your rear." I don't get it. What's THAT supposed to mean?
cease: hi phil
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It means that you drive a "Dementia"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 11:14 PM.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: he's freezing his a** off there, it was -10ºF there last night and not much better tonight; he called me just as the chat had started
cease: ah clem and bambi play Roller Maidens and magically who shows up?
cease: it's almost magical
Rotonoto: want to learn how to make an attractive bookend from a shoebox and a brick?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: evening Phil
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What's the latest, Phil?
llanwydd: good to see you phil
Phil Austin: catching up. been a long time since i've been here
stephnfosterBlizzard II: dynamite show in marin, enjoyed it immensely, even with the tibetan writers
Bambi: hi Phil ... good to see ya!
Dave: good god, it's 11 something there or whatever so it's probably too late, never sure when to call him
Dave: hey Phil
cease: have you recovered from the tour? can you imagine doing more?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: do it before midnight EST, Dave
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yeah, come out into the hills!
Rotonoto: dem hills be dangerouse...
Phil Austin: ah, the tour. lord god, where to begin even
Dave: you think? ok I suppose I can call him tomorrow night
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Begin at the beginning, or perhaps the beguine
cease: where-ever you like
Rotonoto: speak in a soft, natural voice directly into the microphone...
cease: i posted the vid i took of you and the guys and gals in the lobby after the show. i wanted to ask you if that's oona's brother in the footage.
Dexter Fong: Hi Phil
cease: at your leisure
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: ...before the beginning...
Phil Austin: well, Bri-merlyn turned out to be the workhorse of the whole unit. He pitched in on merchandising starting with Portland and manhandled the merchandise. Talk about someone overqualified for a job ...
Dexter Fong: Wife went to the theater tonight, Richard pryor seated right behind her
Dave: come to Colorado please, you know, the lonely conservative state here where no one knows of you guys unfortunately, but Boulder would welcome you
Phil Austin: cat: I haven't looked at it yet, but I will. Oona's brother is a big smiling bald guy with an odd sense of humor
cease: a labour of love i['m sure, phil
Charles Throat: Oh my, hello, Phil
Phil Austin: dex: had no idea that pryor was able to go anywhere. this seems like good news
llanwydd: It was just too hard to catch the tour since I'm in the far east
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil -- it seems like there may have been an excess of those in the video... ;-)
Dexter Fong: Phil: He was rolled and then carried in
Phil Austin: it was big fun to see cat and tom and lili and bunnyboy at Seattle
Bambi: hi llanwydd
cease: i was stunned/annoyed thatr the aspen comedy thing happened the week after your tour without inviting you. it would have been a perfect confluence
llanwydd: hi bambi
stephnfosterBlizzard II: darn, here comes the benediction...
Dexter Fong: IIan: will email you soon about rent control
Bambi: yeah, ah,clem was getting tuckered out ... after having the flu
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Wow, it got quiet all of a sudden
llanwydd: thanks dex
Phil Austin: i think aspen, because they need to make a tv show, must attract higher profile comedians than fst
Charles Throat: Awestruck
cease: i see
Dexter Fong: Awe strucks
Bambi: played Roller Maidens tonight Phil
Bambi: and Cat's Red Shift earlier too
ah,clem: Hi Phil,
Charles Throat: Phil utterly pointless trivia question, ignore if you want...
Dexter Fong: an' I listened
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Geez, the legendary FST isn't legendary enough for Aspen
Dexter Fong: Aspen: The City where legends die
Charles Throat: Is the toy robot in Martisn Space Party the one Proctor gave you in the radio show right after the earthquake?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: and Giant Rat, Bambi -- don't forget Giant Rat
Rotonoto: er- in this era of 'right shift'?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Good point, Dex
cease: as sam's wedding, ossman told me that the pbs thing would make or break the firesigns. it didnt make you and you're still not broken
Bambi: yes, and of course Gian Rat :-)
Dexter Fong: Charles: What great timing =)))))))
Rotonoto: but right shift leads inevitably to cariage return...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nice piece in NYT this week about Aspen now full of people who don't "get" Hunter T.
Charles Throat: No kidding, insert hero worship here
Dave: yeah fucking 5 hrs from me, a hell of a bus trip and scary car ride
cease: he got 40% of the aspen vote. says something good about the place
Bambi: playing FST during the Thursday night chat is great fun
Phil Austin: I don't think they want legendary per se. they want high profile legendary,
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Point taken, Phil
Charles Throat: But you're pretty tall
cease: to sell to the advertisers of course, phil
stephnfosterBlizzard II: something they can market six different ways while paying the artist only for four...
Phil Austin: bambi: roller maidens, eh? thanks
Dexter Fong: Welcome to the Recently dead Great Artists concert
cease: so they can afford to pay oona to make their food look edible
Dave: yeah, something that people will get on the first listen
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Well, no one wants to think about their entertainment, do they?
Dave: or that's visually humorous, which of course is the worst kind of comedy
Charles Throat: Oona looks fantastic in EYKIW
Bambi: our pleasure Phil :-)
ah,clem: thanks for listening, everyone, and tune in next week
Dexter Fong: Feel better Ah
stephnfosterBlizzard II: some of the edgy parts before 10PM, though ;-)) Just a few minutes though...(not that it matters, but Clem sounds like he wants to do the Rules ;-)
Phil Austin: oooooona is this week doing food for the latest series of Subway ads starring the immortal Jared. Talk about high profile ...
Bambi: now you need to do the spyware cartel wars album
Dexter Fong: Ajred and Ooona starring in an underground movie
Boney: I'm sorry. I misread the fortune cookie. It says "There is plenty of free parking in THE rear." I don't still don't get it.
ah,clem: and thanks, phil, phil phil and phil, for the audio
Dexter Fong: "I was Miss Subways"
Charles Throat: Don't forget Phil
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Tazmutt disembarks at 11:29 PM.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Okay, everybody - free parking at Boney's rear!
Phil Austin: dave exhibits an understandable prejudice against the visual. My feelings as well, by the way. I keep trying to convince fst that they're up there to be listened to and they don't need funny hats and wigs, but I lose everytime. Of course, I'm not talki
stephnfosterBlizzard II almost missed Subway tonight, but managed to motor through the snow for a footlong
Bambi: Hi Tazmutt
Dexter Fong: A Taamuttian Devil
Boney: I'll never forget Phil.
Bambi: can't forget that bozoette
Tazmutt: Hi there
Dave: well gentle ladies and strange creapy men and others I shanty mention, I must be going, been fun chatting it up with the crowd, sorry I can't stay longer, keep it real and damn the fake plastic trees and all that
Phil Austin: ng about the immortal Bebop and Nick hats
Charles Throat: Phil I've always agreed with your vision of FST - but still enjoy it all
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: But he left out a Hungerdunger...and the most important one, too
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Dave!
Boney: Boney's rear is parked in front of a peecee.
ah,clem: yea, dex, much better now
cease: i saw tommy chong in the marijuna logs here in van last friday phil
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: See ya, Dave
cease: w few wigs and tunes couljd have helped.
Charles Throat: Got my Big Book of Plays right here
Bambi: ah, Nicky ... my favorite 3rd Eye :-)
Boney: How can my rear be parked in front of something?
Dexter Fong: Dave: watch out for The Christian Right
Charles Throat: Marijuana logs? Where?
Dave: well Phil it's cause you did the radio gig, and that should be used in live performances because if people dig the visual too much they don't get anything out of it
cease: one sound effect, a phone in the age of cell tunes, and a tune somewhere in a long show of basciallyjust htem reading
Rotonoto: nite Dave- keep and reuse the little umbrella- we'll give you a discount on your next drink
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It comes in logs in this country
stephnfosterBlizzard II: the visual stuff on Wierdly Cool helped a lot, Phil! Brought new dimensions to some of the old stuff
Charles Throat: Is that lik a big Thai stick?
llanwydd: well how do you know its the sam chong, cat?
Dave: I'm actually around for a bit longer
cease: far far from theatre, though tommy quite elooquent when talknig about his prison expereicne
Dexter Fong: Boney: Look over your shoulder into the mirror
llanwydd: I meant SAME chong
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Dave, we've noticed you're a bit longer...
cease: he was the same. i met him a few times in the ealry 70s. his family live not far from me
Phil Austin: cat: Peter Jason, an actor friend of mine (currently in Deadwood) and he said he heard from tommy recently (actually it was the gorgeous chong daughter, I forget her name, to get ready
Charles Throat: I had to come back when those red letters appeared
Charles Throat: Rae Dawn
stephnfosterBlizzard II: (of course, my favorite Wierdly Cool visual effect was that poor woman doing the pledge drive on WLIW, who started with a "deer in the headlights" look on her face and I swear it got more intense as the time went by)
cease: rae dawn?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Rae Dawn?
Bambi: but there's nothing like being able to imagine who everything looks and feels ... like old time radio ... it has a charm that can't be taken away and can never be replaced
Phil Austin: to reprise his role as one of the two cops in Up In Smoke. Supposedly Richie Cheech has agreed ...
Bambi: MTV actually ruined many good songs imho
Boney: a thai stick? a greek urn?
Tazmutt: I guess I don't quite get it - help!
Rotonoto: bambi- amen! (and haleluyah!)
||||||||| At 11:33 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Charles Throat: MTV ruined many good YEARS
Phil Austin: rae dawn, yes
Dave: amen Bambi, that's why I love it so much, only wish I had more time
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:34 PM, dragging ah,clem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
cease: i thlught their show could have vastly benefitted from a few more effects and musical cues. you guys did a whole show!
Bambi gets down from soapbox now ;-)
Charles Throat: I suppose I'll never get to see you guys... dammit
Boney: Mr Austin, the world wants to know your reaction to Dr Thompson's suicide. And I'm hoping this poop hasn't been scooped.
Dexter Fong: Charles: Pictures available in the lobby
Charles Throat: I'm drinking my reaction
ah,clem: clem aplauds Bambi
cease: its much easier to boil down the movie tommy chong to a stage presence than to expand the firesign aural experieince to anything as visually compelling.
Boney: that's new journalistic slang
Bambi: there goes, ah,clem shattering glass again lol
cease: perhaps not possible, but certainly worth trying
Charles Throat: Cold comfort, Dexter
Boney: or is that neo gonzoistic slang
Dave: ok now I've gotta go, been great guys, hope to catch you all next week for a little longer of a visit, I need more FST material, hmmm..will look in to it, chao ciao bye bye
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Quest for Fire
Dexter Fong: Chrles: A quality I spedcialize in
ah,clem: night dave
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Cheers, Dave
||||||||| At 11:36 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: ah, shucks ah,clem :-)
cease: you should have talked to phil about old detective, dave
Dexter Fong: Night Dave
Phil Austin: was there anyone more suited for suicide than thompson? There's some nice symmetry to it
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: More of that glass...
ah,clem: hey JP, why are you detuned tonight?
Phil Austin: night, Dave
Rotonoto: ah clem ala MASH: "I think 'The Wind' just broke his leg"
Charles Throat: George Bush, maybe?
Boney: banzi buckaroo
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bightrethighrehighre disembarks at 11:37 PM.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Been recording, Clem. Phil knows what that studio burnout is like...
Dexter Fong: Phil: Perhaps too obvious but Don Imus played a song for HST, Happiness is a warm gun"
Bightrethighrehighre: Oye yeayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
ah,clem: other way around Boney
llanwydd: hey big!
Charles Throat: Perhaps indeed
Boney: or is that fonzi banzai
stephnfosterBlizzard II: hmmm. seemed to me he was kind of "beyond" that in his presence, but then it's hard to figure how he's go off. the canon thing is neat, though
Phil Austin: I wish for studio burnout. I miss that world
Bambi: gotta love those old Box 13 detective shows with Alan Ladd, and X-Minus One scifi, and can't forget War of the Worlds
Charles Throat: As do we all, Phil
Bightrethighrehighre: k-pasa ameeeegoessssssss....
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Cross the ol' fingers, Phil. I believe there's always another one...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Charles -- Paranoise: send Bush back to god
Boney: ponzi bonei
Dexter Fong: Studio Burnout; Where over the hill rockstars come to play out their fianl riffs
Bambi: there are so many great OTR shows out there
Charles Throat: Just don't send the bastard back to Texas - we've done our time
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: LOL, Dex
cease: x minus one was my childhood friend
ah,clem: yes, Phil, know what ya mean,` (studio)
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Leavin', Biggie?
Dexter Fong: I knew X
Rotonoto: nice, Dex- upscale
Boney: what's your reaction to a Peter Bergman Yoko One world tour?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Studio Burnout -- was that the one next to Studio 54 or Power Station?
Dexter Fong: Roto: And not otned down
Boney: ...and does Nick Danger suspect foul play?
cease: Oh No!
Charles Throat: Wasn't Machine Head recorded there?
llanwydd: Big, your name is fascinating I got to tell you. Not least that you can remember it. I'm dying know what it means
Bightrethighrehighre: Johnny: just gettin' started.... Whoooooooooo-Ahhhhhhhhh!!
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: The case of the missing Yokos
Dexter Fong: Klok: The one where they recorded "Smoke on the Water"
Rotonoto: play those minor chords, play...
Boney: I think my Yokos are scrambled
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bozoette disembarks at 11:41 PM.
Charles Throat: Beat ya to it Dex ;)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: I thought that one burned down, Dex
cease: Yukos? Have a case of oil beer, mr. putin
Bambi: hi Bozoette
Boney: OnO. Bozo nO-nO
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yikes! Bozoette graces us with her presents!
Bozoette: Hi Bambi
llanwydd: you never forget...
Rotonoto: the gang's all here- hi 'zette!
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What did ya bring us, Bozoette?
Dexter Fong: Smoke recorded by Deep Puprle which preceeds Machien Head =)
Bozoette: hi Roto
Boney: YokOhama mAmA
Dexter Fong: Howdy Miss Ette
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Phil's fadin' out...
Dexter Fong: It's been such a long exposition you know?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Dex - snow still coming down like mad, over 4" now
Phil Austin: still here, just working on the final financial accounting for the tour
ah,clem: gotta get away from this for awhile, been running the board since 9, and you guys talking too fast..will read the cheese log
Charles Throat: umm Dex... It's ON Machine Head ;)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: I haven't slept a wink...
Boney: is it because I misspelled Yoko's surname?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Giving 6 to 5 on 7 1/2 inches
stephnfosterBlizzard II: there's no accounting for it?
ah,clem: good night all
Phil Austin: stepenfoster: where are you that it's snowing?
llanwydd: having snow up my way as well
Phil Austin: night, ah
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Been workin' on the band's third album...did some vocal & bass tracks tonight.
Rotonoto: nite clem
stephnfosterBlizzard II: toad island, just short of massagravy
Dexter Fong: Charles: Ooops thought it was the band "Machine Head" Recongnize loosing props
Charles Throat: No snow in Texas, come on down
Dexter Fong: Night Clem, thanks as always
stephnfosterBlizzard II: phil - before (this afternoon): http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0003smaller.jpg
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Later, Clem
Charles Throat: What band Johnny?
Boney: the next generation of gonzo journalist is beyond substance abuse... instead the gonzo journalist of today abuses high technology.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: after: (about 9:45PM) - http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0009smaller.jpg
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: My band, The Oohs. Listen to stuff at http://www.myspace.com/theoohs
Rotonoto: here in mid-Atlantic, a dusting, 3-5 inches of the stuff
Boney: jack in, jack off
Dexter Fong: Boney: and in turn is abused by it
Phil Austin: steve: is that your driveway?
cease: i think you're wrong, boney
Charles Throat: Mine is Geronimo Black - the reincarnation ;) I will give yours a listen
llanwydd: toad island sounds familiar actually
cease: the substances just change
stephnfosterBlizzard II: the next generation of gonzo journalists seem not to be, like Jeff Gannon...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil - yep, or was ;-))
Bambi: night all ... worked on computer this morning and appt and nearly 2 1/2 hrs on the road today ... falling asleep at my keyboard. Great to see you all... and to get to see you again too Phil! Always a pleasure.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That would explain the Jimmy Carl Black refs.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Good night, Bambi...
Rotonoto: "...near Wash DC but Waaaay outside the beltway..."
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Bambi
Bozoette: There's more than 5 inches on my street
Charles Throat: That's actually his son's name... our guitarist
||||||||| 11:46 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Boney: Gannon wasn't gonzo. He was a perfectly content and happy sadomascochist
Rotonoto: nite bam
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi: Remember to take cover
Phil Austin: you mean.... to Bambi? goodnight
llanwydd: nite bambi
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What kind of stuff you doin' in GB, CT?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil - Rhode Island here slated to get 7"+, but from Dex's report in NYC farther west in the storm, seems like it'll be worse than that
Boney: That's Peter Bergman Yoko OnO world tour
Bambi: LOL ... nytol :-)
||||||||| Bambi says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bambi exits at 11:47 PM.
Charles Throat: Blues rock - slash - alternative - I play keys
Phil Austin: its been raining like hell would rain if it could here in the Hopeless Hills
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Me too (keys) - our original stuff is Beatlesque pop
Dexter Fong: afk for empty and refill
Phil Austin: no snow though, more's the pity
llanwydd: I'm about 300 miles directly north of dex and I'm scheduled for the same weather patterns
Boney: it alway rains like this in Raymond Chandler novels
Charles Throat: It's a pity we have to meet like this
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yeah, Phil, a few weeks back I was listening to KCRW and they had Ann Lit doing the morning show because there was a giant boulder in the middle of Topanga Canyon road and the regular DJ couldn't get out
Boney: new keyboard... still breaking it in
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Well, you gotta do it SOMEWHERE
Charles Throat: Cool Johnny I wioll definitely give it a listen
Bightrethighrehighre: Night, nite, peeps....gotta go "Q" chicken breasts....chickens scared by oysters....y'know....
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Now you're leavin', Biggie...enjoy the fowl!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: (I was immediately reminded of Nick Danger and "...Dwarf..." -- "...or he couldn't get out...")
llanwydd: nite big
Rotonoto: later, big
Bozoette: Gotta go - goodnight all
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tazmutt - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: the menus turned into an art form on this tour
Charles Throat: Bi bozoette
Boney: now I can't get Ray Manzarek out of my head
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Night, B'z'ette
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil -- I can arrange to send you some. Quite a bit, actually; specially prepared with custom spices... You could do an Aaron Spelling imitation, make a faux winter tableau...
Rotonoto: nite 'ette
Bightrethighrehighre: "....I'm so glad we had this time together...."....
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre rushes off, saying "11:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: is he still lighting your fire, boney?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Oh, yank on your ear already, Carol
stephnfosterBlizzard II: in a Robert Frost sense, I rather prefer the snow, though -- at least there are no hillsides threatening to come through my house...
Charles Throat: Insert more breathless obligatory hero worship here
Phil Austin: I went to school with manzarek for a couple of years. didn't really know him, but distinctly remember him playing "what I say" at a party in westwood
Rotonoto: snow blowers ng at all on hillsides...
cease: which would you prefer, hostile neighbourts or soon to dissolve land?
Dexter Fong when the yanks are ear over ear
cease: the world is going tthat way
Boney: if you give this man a ride sweet emily will die
stephnfosterBlizzard II has always enjoyed an electronic "Carmina Burana" M. did on Newport Classics
Charles Throat: Him and that damn Fender keyboard bass
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Family, not Emily!
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:53 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bozoette by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Roto -- depends on how big they are. One on Cape Breton one winter just about ate my Tercel...
Dexter Fong: Moster Snow Blower Races
cease: to paraphrase the fab furry freak bros you read on i think hour hour, memories can get you through times of no memories better than no memories can get you through times of memory
Charles Throat: Boney, a Leon Russel pun! I love you!
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Uh-oh, my monitor is doing weird stuff...I guess I'll have to read the handsome simulfax copy of our words later...
Dexter Fong: Cat: I remember/dont remember that
Boney: Sweet memory will die
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Cat - there seems to be a reduced number of objects in your paraphrase
cease: dope can get you through times of money better than money can get you through times of no dope. it might have been proctor who read that but i remember austin
Boney: Emily! Dr Memory!
Charles Throat: I love the Dear Friends show that began with "Welcome to Hollywood"
Dexter Fong: It was the times. it was the ...uh times
Charles Throat: But Leon never will - saw him last year - grew up in Tulsa
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Kinda like King Crimson's "Happy To Be Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With"
Boney: Most people who heard that song probably thought it was Emily
Rotonoto: nice touch by Merlyn- window changes color when you send side-messages on this hat- neato!
Dexter Fong: Joohnny: Talk that Happy talk
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: See Emily play....
Boney: In memory of the doctor
Charles Throat: Emily was a huge gal, friend of Leon's
Rotonoto: on this *chat* (no not sex with my hat)
Boney: was she related to Bertha O Nation?
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto : You hat change color, like face
cease: roll away the stone
llanwydd: johnny is that from ConstruKCtion or whatever it was?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: color looks the same to me, Roto
Rotonoto: like little flower, yes...
Charles Throat: Might have been, or Mountain Girl
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Close, llan - the next one - Power To Believe
Boney: bertha don't you come around here anymore
stephnfosterBlizzard II: have to wait until next month for that, Cat -- unless you're shooting the story out of sequence
Dexter Fong: Bertha! You tell Whitney to stay away too
Charles Throat: Phiul just say "hi" and I'll die happy
Rotonoto: try sending a side message to me- you'll see this new feature
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Calzone disembarks at 11:58 PM.
stephnfosterBlizzard II never realized the power of Hollywood until microprocessors started executing instructions out of sequence...
Phil Austin: throat; hi, don't die, be happy though
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Is it a road case, or some Italian food?
llanwydd: hi cal
Dexter Fong: Your now in the Cal Zone
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Cue the Bernard Herrman music
Calzone: Cal is in the Zone
Charles Throat: My son got me into a language called Brainfuck - pretty fun if you're into Turing machines
stephnfosterBlizzard II: how did he get two 'r's?
Dexter Fong: Give Cal the ball
Boney: if you give this man a ride doctor memory will die
Charles Throat: Man, believe me, now I am... thank you from a hardcore fan
Rotonoto: shortstop or italian goodies?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Charles -- is it better than l33tspeak or SMS English?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Always had two, as far as I recall
cease: riders on the storm and drung
stephnfosterBlizzard II: LOL, cat
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Rotonoto: it's austerity- down from former three r's...
Dexter Fong: Here aboard the HMS English, we speak your language
Charles Throat: It's pretty wild, check it out - he's 17 and a hardcore FST fan too
Boney: you must be wondering why I've called all of you here today
stephnfosterBlizzard II: or maybe riders and pink pages on the storm and drung...
Charles Throat: Unfortunately he has cancer too - but he's gonna be OK
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What's in your rider?
Rotonoto: readin', writin', and ahhh, ahh, ahhhhhhhh...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: SMS English used for texting on cell phones (xcept in USA where it doesn't pay)
Boney: he had a sickingly pale parlour
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yes, to live...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: ...said the spider to the fly
llanwydd: pale parlour?!
Dexter Fong: perhpas to eat
Charles Throat: We all sat and watched Martian Space Party the other night
Calzone: chooo-chooo, all aboard
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: pallor?
cease: perchance to dream
Dexter Fong: Eat those perhpas
Charles Throat: the kids had never seen real hippies before LOL
stephnfosterBlizzard II hates perlpas. Also plantains and escargot....
Boney: pallor comedy?
Rotonoto: palateble? potable?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Singe 'em!
Dexter Fong: Charles: Just don't let 'em see Hipsters...they're not ready for the truth
Charles Throat: What, the squirrels?
Boney: Sir Rynge
stephnfosterBlizzard II: show some backbone Johnny!
llanwydd: you all sat and watched it, hm? Better than running around the house and watching it
cease: i saw the best minds of my generation
Charles Throat: Dex MSP was quite "real" enough
Rotonoto: oh Johnny, oh Johnny, oh...
Phil Austin: forget who mentioned turing. just been reading about his odd contributions to biology
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Nah, I'm into jellyfish
Charles Throat: Me! Me! Me!
Boney: Backbone? Ha! I've got the trunk hotwired into my brain
Charles Throat: What was that phil?
Charles Throat: Hard to keep them on your fork
Dexter Fong: I just made a contribution to biology at my local sperm bank
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Fresh cheese - thin, very thin
Rotonoto: take her in for regrooving
Boney: My thoughts can dictate memos in 3D fonts
Calzone: Must blast outa here - see ya
stephnfosterBlizzard II: most of his contributions were odd, weren't they? even before Bletchley Park/Enigma/Colossus/etc.?
llanwydd: nite cal
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Back to the shadows with ye, Cal
Dexter Fong: Night Cal
Rotonoto: bye cal- bring pizza next time...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Cal
Charles Throat: Pizza - THAT'S what I need after all this tequila
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Maybe a cannoli...
Dexter Fong sings "Bring....bring a little pizza my heart
||||||||| At 12:07 AM, Calzone runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Rotonoto: ...but I can't get these noneckers to reboot...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You hormoned 'em, Roto
stephnfosterBlizzard II: oh, forgot to mention -- I asked Ken did he have supplies and he said he'd ordered a small Calzone at some Italian place nearby and it was nearly a foot long
Rotonoto: you made me do it!
Charles Throat: Bend, boys, bend
Dexter Fong: Hell Roto; I can't get these Rebars to Neck
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Oh, my Neck!
Rotonoto: swim, swim, swim...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: ...so he has the remainder of the Calzone and a 2-liter soda to make it through the night. No problem unless he needs a toilet...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Shift yer organs, Roto
Dexter Fong: Swim to your local sperm bank
Boney: someone ask Phil a question about his dogs
Rotonoto: oh I'm just a little roadie, sitting in my van...
Charles Throat: Wife is ordering pizza as we speak
cease: very good, roto
Dexter Fong: Phil: Ruff! Woof, woof, grrrrgh?
cease: you got my email, roto?
llanwydd: do you get a toaster oven if you open an account dex?
Rotonoto: Phil: Come on in. Sit. Stay...
Rotonoto: per, cat
Charles Throat: so to speak
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Did you finally name the last dog, Phil?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: woof!
Rotonoto: (yeper, cat)
Dexter Fong: Ilan: Don't open anything on account of me...Not Responsible
Boney: tell your dogs there's plenty of room for parking in the rear
Charles Throat: Thank Grid for Dominos
Rotonoto: slowly formulating my reply...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Keep you warm...a three dog night in the rear
llanwydd: Park and Lock it!
Rotonoto: sounds like you have a pretty full plate already
Dexter Fong: Boney: Do they have Valet parking in the rear?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: always one for formulaic responses, eh?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Domino's comin' with shorts 'n' quarts...
Boney: dogs don't need your stinking valets
Rotonoto: peach pits- see our boy in the back...
Charles Throat: They never come up into the HILLS!
Dexter Fong: E=MS Squared
Boney: although they very much appreciate your stinking rear
llanwydd: these guys
Rotonoto: no, Dex- pie are round, Pig Newton are square...
Boney: down boy
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Unless they're crotch-sniffers
stephnfosterBlizzard II: microsoft always gets a power function, doesn't it?
Charles Throat: Phil it's very cool how you're always talking about Oona - I have one like that too
Dexter Fong: Roto: Loved Pig Newton when he was with the Raisin Dea
Dexter Fong: Dead
Charles Throat: Orders pizza for me when I'm drunk
Boney: who needs drugs or the internet when you've got a nose like that?
Rotonoto: ah, yes- good friend of the Dali Raisin...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: or, in the case of Fear and Loathing, unless they're crotch-rippers!
Charles Throat: Marijuana Logs! Like cheese logs only they don't hurt when they hit you
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Osirus! What has happened to your nose?
Dexter Fong: The Dali Raisin Deat'
Rotonoto: what's to be found under such a warm log?
llanwydd: worms out of a hot...
Boney: That wuz from Buffalo
Charles Throat: How high is he raisin?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: The Dali Llama
Charles Throat: Enough to be high profile? (callback time)
Rotonoto: well hello, Dali...
cease: dali, karma biter
Dexter Fong: Quidado!!!! Raisins
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Boney -- oops. I better start drinking my beers for the night
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Turn it on, Salvador
stephnfosterBlizzard II: screwing up that much is inexcusable sober...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Phil's fadin' like a Cheshire cat
stephnfosterBlizzard II: ah, the roar of the greaspaint, the smell of the plow: my tax money at work! slow men working to the rescue!
Dexter Fong: Or an Old Nanny Tintype
Charles Throat: Still grinnin' though
Boney: the best doberman actor I've ever seen in that movie... albeit a closet bitch, I suspect.
Rotonoto: how much are those raisin dolls going for on Ebay lately?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: have some pity, Johnny; he's trying to account for himself
Charles Throat: Last thing I bought on Ebay was a Dear Friends LP for $120
llanwydd: anybody here know the dalai lama?
Dexter Fong: Boney: You talking about Klaus Dobermann?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Pity delivered...in 30 minutes or less or your money back
Phil Austin: hey big: I've got a private message from you but can't reply if you're not showing up in the "online" area
Dexter Fong: Empathy, the new fast acting pity
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: With real emotional content
Charles Throat: Has it been 30 minutes yet? I'm hungry
Rotonoto: He's twenty-thirty minutes gone, Phil
stephnfosterBlizzard II: I usually take mine in time-release form, Dex
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Check Mickey, CT
Rotonoto: I always notice them late myself...
Dexter Fong: Phil: Looks like big checked out, and he didn't leave a forwarding addres
Charles Throat: Big letdown
Dexter Fong: Big build up
stephnfosterBlizzard II: but he left it, no doubt, to help with...
Rotonoto: Pink Motel burned down...
Phil Austin: got it. I've been elsewhere. now i feel rude about not answering him
cease: that's not a dress. it's a kilt
Boney: smoke on the water
Charles Throat: Fireheads in the sky
Dexter Fong: Don't feel rude, be rude at Rotonotos school of insolence
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: If he wanted an answer, he should have stuck around
stephnfosterBlizzard II: pass me a new flare gun. this one's got no edge to it!
Charles Throat: It's incredibly generous of you to be here at all Phil
Rotonoto: Merlyn added a little software finesse on the chat- it turns a different color if you PM to someone in the chat
Boney: Phil, is it something he didn't want the whole class to hear?
Charles Throat: More than some people I could name...
Dexter Fong: Oh Klok: You got real flair now
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Saw that color thang last week when messaging Ken
Rotonoto: we give double discounts and Multiple Identity stamps!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: no, I hate them. you write something, get water on it and it's ruined
Charles Throat: It's hard to act cool when I'm all flashed out
Dexter Fong: De govmint been stampi' on my identity for long time now
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I'll stay with Sharpie
Rotonoto: sneaky Merlyn, always fine tuning everything...
Boney: The whole world wants to know what you thought of the doberman actor in Where the Buffalo Roam
stephnfosterBlizzard II: you can xerox it, but if you live in Texas, then it'll stick to the car seat when you go in to get groceries
Charles Throat: and drunk
llanwydd: what do you save your MI stamps for?
Rotonoto: why, a personality transplant, natch!
Charles Throat: Hey be cool about Texas... after all, we gave you Georgie boy
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Oh, gee...thanks for that, Texas.
Rotonoto: gee, t'anls...
Boney: we now return you to Little Louie and his Continental Cocktails
Charles Throat: lol
Dexter Fong: Charles: I'll trade him for 2 Jack Rubies
Charles Throat: And we don't want him back, got that straight?
Rotonoto: we don;t want store credit, we want a refund!!
Dexter Fong: ...and a fraftie to be named "Later"
Dexter Fong: draftie
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Reminds me of the Campaign Chronicles bit where Bergman rhymes Bush with "slush" as in Slush Funds...
Rotonoto: fraftie+ frothy drink?
Charles Throat: You can trade him at Balliol Brothers for a bottle of yellow shoe polish
Dexter Fong: drothy frink?
Boney: sorry, only one question per family
Rotonoto: not available in Sector R after the curfew...
Dexter Fong: Drofhy frink!!
Charles Throat: Watch yo mouth
Charles Throat: Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck
Dexter Fong: Tick Tock
Rotonoto: is this microphone on? Thank you, Senator...
Phil Austin: night everyone. we've got to get up at four thirty. night night
||||||||| At 12:26 AM, Phil Austin vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: But I was talkin' about Shaft...
Rotonoto: nite Phil
Boney: wash your mouth while you're at it
Dexter Fong: Night Phil...
cease: night phil
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Night Phil - good to see -er, read you again!
Charles Throat: Well, my life is complete now
Dexter Fong thinks an ungody hour
Boney: Nite Phil
cease: that was nice
Charles Throat: Sad, isn't it?
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Waiting for Ungody
llanwydd: that's hilarious!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: yes, but with our new Biometric Passports, everyone with the right gear can suck away your whole ID
stephnfosterBlizzard II: bye Phil
Charles Throat: I feel about him the way bhe probably feels about the Beatles
Dexter Fong: Wating for Ugotzu
Boney: big deal, I die every night.
Rotonoto: well, it certainly *appeared* dangerous... (is this beating and clubbing a part of the dance?)
Charles Throat: Night all, again, pizza time
cease: club 54 where are you?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nitey, Chas, again
Dexter Fong: Roto: Yes! But then you reborn again as lowly shellfish...bit mussels
Rotonoto: das sum fad pizza mans...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I've got a good mind to join Club 54...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nice of Phil to visit!
Dexter Fong: Neabt Boney
stephnfosterBlizzard II: when the moon hits your eye...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Night, CT - nice talkin' with ya
Boney: I'm glad he didn't blow his brain out.
Dexter Fong: Johnny: Im a proud memeber of Club 65
llanwydd: I have a good mind to join Club 54 and hit you over the head with it!
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I have this lovely baby seal for you...
Boney: Time to dogpaddle home
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I'm in the Old, Fat & ugly CLub
Dexter Fong: Ilan: You not admitted to Clkub 54,,,have to stand out side in street
llanwydd: come next year
Rotonoto: nobody will be permitted to leave during the last twenty minutes...
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Ah, my Boney Boy...sleep against the windfall
stephnfosterBlizzard II: a card-carrying member of USA Next, eh, Dex?
Boney: I'd do the breast stroke but Esther Williams might sue me for sexual harrassment.
Dexter Fong: Usa next, Klok; Time to show your cards
Boney: in the next world
Rotonoto: synchronized sex harassment lawsuits- twelve at a time
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: And I must go as well...morning comes early.
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: See ya next time, gang
||||||||| Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano exits at 12:32 AM.
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! Not realize you have such powerful imzagination
stephnfosterBlizzard II: you'd probably have her on a couple of technicalities, Boney
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite JP
Boney: Congress and our President--no class action suits
Dexter Fong: Laer Johnny
Dexter Fong: Later
stephnfosterBlizzard II: there are no classes in our society...
llanwydd: I be get goin too. Next week!
Boney: Emphasis on 'no class' and 'suits'
Dexter Fong believes refills have been effective
Rotonoto: ...in Radio Prison they wash you brain of thisa single lawsuit, teach you to fill doxen minimum
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! You got real class action
stephnfosterBlizzard II: (kwd has queued up, unread, article from this week's Economist worrying is Venezuela the next Cuba?)
Boney: with dozen you get eggroll
Rotonoto: yes, like little flower which stink...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Ilan
Rotonoto: nite lan
Dexter Fong: Little flower only stink when beholder wqueeze too tight
Boney: o yokO
stephnfosterBlizzard II: I see from the news that our Dear Leader had a powerful message for those Europeans who agreed with him...
cease: i love to turn you on
Rotonoto: ah, true- in obvious joke imagery lie subtle secret...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: they've now sent two acts over there and both of them laid an egg
Dexter Fong: Turn me on but don't turn your back on me
Rotonoto: song not work, dance not work- try war?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: just don't turn on me, eh (are we now trapped in an A Ha song?)
Dexter Fong: Two down...whiskey side....burn 'em
Boney: I can't wait until this time next week when you explain what the subtle joke means
Rotonoto: send 'em in fro regrooving...
Dexter Fong: Frog roofing?
Rotonoto: it so subtle a joke, not even Porridge Bird know...
Boney: yoko onO eggroll
stephnfosterBlizzard II: who explain? what joke? sfk has lost the context and and desperately seeking a SYN character...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: roto - all options are on the table...
cease: thanks for japan teacher thing, klok
cease: its a very different world there now then when i lived there
Boney: rock & roll yokohama mama
Dexter Fong: sfk has lost contest too, but take home this lovely citizen version of our dangerous game
Rotonoto: recommend Master Reset followed by penetrating search of all Logs for answer (so happen we find out tomorrow, next show)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: from WSJ news summary:
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Quote of the Day
stephnfosterBlizzard II: "They told us we could stay open if we liked but that nobody would be
stephnfosterBlizzard II: allowed in the area. It did not seem to make much business sense," said
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bozo Vukoja, owner of a Croatian restaurant in Mainz, Germany, where
stephnfosterBlizzard II: authorities have discouraged anyone living on the route of President
stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bush's motorcade tomorrow from taking a peek, and police leaflets have
stephnfosterBlizzard II: asked residents to keep their windows shut and stay clear of balconies
stephnfosterBlizzard II: "to avoid misunderstandings," the Financial Times reports.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Issue superlative spam alert
Boney: the cage is for your protection, not theirs
Rotonoto: ...they married for peace and were gone... (did you see them?)
Dexter Fong: Boney: Keep Pope under cage...maybe he not flu the co-op
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from the yaws
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Boney: the bird has flu
Rotonoto: finda the Pope in the pizza
stephnfosterBlizzard II: pope under glass
Dexter Fong: Then we must Feather our props
Rotonoto: and, when I awoke, this bird had flown, so, I lit the fire...
Boney: the cuckoo has clocked
cease: pizza pope, with new indulgence toppings
Dexter Fong: at a cool one hundred sevety nine miles per hour
Rotonoto: wasn't it good, slovakian food...
Boney: Max Smelling
Dexter Fong: I'd like a pizza with 7 Hail Mary's and mushrooms please
cease: dex, i'm very interested in vistas, particularly lights. give me some suggestions of where to get a good view from ny when i get there
Rotonoto: schmelt a schmelt?
Dexter Fong: and a side order of our father's garlic bread
cease: ive had czech food. very heavy
Boney: did someone call me schnorer?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: acme helicopter tours
cease: groucho? i thought you'd grouched out
Dexter Fong: Cat: We ashould email so's I can get you arrival/departure time etc
Rotonoto: yeah, get on the apprectice and have your group win, get free Trump chopper ride at nite...
Boney: Rotonoto, you're fired
Dexter Fong: Get Chump tropper ride at day light
Rotonoto: or trade it for what's behind Vista Number Three...
Boney: Dexter Fong, you're fired
Dexter Fong: afk for empty and a small refill
cease: we'll be in touch dex. i'll be at el's and want to see all i can in such short times
Dexter Fong: Boney: I QUIT!!!
Boney: cease, you're fired
cease: out a canon? hunter, get back to work
cease: i'll bring my canon to shoot it
Boney: get back to wok?
Rotonoto: yeah, I've quit better jobs than this!
Boney: in a Shanghai noodle factory
stephnfosterBlizzard II: dex - coming to NYC: http://ifcfilms.com/ifcfilms?CAT0=3127&CAT1=6266&SHID=19905&AID=10507&CLR=red&BCLR=
cease: to much traffic
Rotonoto: yeah, wok's happening, Dudes and Dudesses?
stephnfosterBlizzard II wonders when time got short...
Boney: stephnfosterBlizzard II, you're fired
Rotonoto: when Hawking wrote his 'short' dissertation?
cease: hawking ran over my foot on his way to the best lox either of us has ever tasted
cease: i think it was his ma pushing his chair. she did not appologize
cease: i would have loved to have discussed black holes with him, but lox caled, and non communication did not
Boney: physics is never having to say you're sorry
Dexter Fong: In the early days of the 20th Century when time was short, girls were long, and men wore hats
cease: sounds very austinesque, dex
cease: no, that's prophylactics, bone
Dexter Fong: Klok: Why you send me movie info?
Rotonoto: cool- to be in the presence of a great mind (even though his ma craved food)
stephnfosterBlizzard II: 'cause it's hard to find. i may have to wait until it's out on video, but they will play all the big cities
Boney: pro phil act ic... physics?
Dexter Fong: pfill
Rotonoto: ah, yes- the Pro Phil Act of 2004 mandates that all woks be turned off by 10PM, else severe fines and other sanctions...
Boney: mr phfister
stephnfosterBlizzard II turned on the TV tonight and there was...Peter Jennings doing a UFO special. Talk about falling standards...
Dexter Fong: Look out!!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: kid
Dexter Fong: Fallling standards!!
Rotonoto: but did they find any UFO's?
stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's somethin' you did...
Dexter Fong: It's something they're gonna blame on you
Dexter Fong: Parallel universerses
stephnfosterBlizzard II: roto -- they were looking for Something Else that's easier to find, if you know the trick
Rotonoto: look out kid, you're gonna get hit, with...
Boney: hopefully he'll mention Roswell is where the Air Force conducted flight tests of supersecret experimental aircraft
Rotonoto: and watch the parking meters...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: lord knows when, but you'll be doin' it again (Subterranean Homesick Blues)
Dexter Fong: Klok" still snowing here...strongly advise you take over 7 inches at 6 to 5
stephnfosterBlizzard II has become a star?
Boney: if they weren't unidentified it wouldn't be a secret
cease: think hydrogen, klok
Dexter Fong: Well Firends, missed a couple weeks, almost back to normal with tonight's long run see you next week
cease: i actualy like this peter jennings thing
cease: by dex
stephnfosterBlizzard II sees about 6 inches out there and it's snowing like MAD now
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Dex
Boney: we have seen the UFOs and they is us
Dexter Fong: Night Cat, Boney, Roto, and klpk
Rotonoto: nite dex
stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's a bald attempt to get ratings by pandering to the lowest common denominator or programming, Cat
Dexter Fong: klok
Dexter Fong: Klok: The networks wouldn't do that , would they =))))))))))))))))
stephnfosterBlizzard II keeps getting mangled, may not survive both that and the snee
Boney: Thursday Nite is a higher form of intoxication... it can't possibly be legal much longer
cease: klok, no it wasnt.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: of course the networks would, what is annoying is that Peter Jennings is now goose-stepping along with them!
cease: i was expectting that from our homegrown fox-clones but it was well balanced
cease: you could come from the show believing either way
stephnfosterBlizzard II: i've nothing against the program except trying to legitimize it with PJ. Unless, of course, he is one of them, too
cease: jennings on jon stewart last nifght.
cease: an uncomfortable image but set this up well
stephnfosterBlizzard II: alien invaders from another world...first Peter Jennings, now Alanis Morrisette...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: we're probably weeks away from universal health care and Coors making Molson...
Boney: Jennings on Jon Stewart--that's fake, you know. someday soon those damn kids that keep uploading pornographic filth to the internet will get caught.
cease: if there are ufos, they are what we are in zoos. they come to observe some exotic, far from threatening other
stephnfosterBlizzard II: next thing you know, all the "American" airliners will be buying planes from some Canadian snowmobile company...
cease: great sothpark about that
cease: 23 skidoo, mr. bomardier
cease: for those who know my play
Boney: damn. just got a half-dozen spam e-mails saying 'Jennings on Jon Stewart'
stephnfosterBlizzard II: interesting fact: you know that zoos are restricted to one species as visitors?
Boney: No, I don't want to see Jennings on Jon Stewart. I will not download the JPEG
stephnfosterBlizzard II: If your donkey is, say, interested in what's going on at a zoo, well, he/she is about as welcome as a Gentile inside a Mormon temple...
Boney: extraterrestrials are responsible for most Outlook Express viruses
stephnfosterBlizzard II: i think that letting donkeys, horses, etc. in would provide valuable role models that might bring some of the poor caged creatures to better themselves so that they, too, can finally live outside.
cease: i spent a lot of time in zoos in the 90s.
stephnfosterBlizzard II: therefore, Gates and Balmer are extraterrestrials...QED
stephnfosterBlizzard II has not willingly gone into zoos
stephnfosterBlizzard II: and probably will now refuse to unless he can bring his animal friends, too
Boney: no I will not download 'furry art' of Jennings on Jon Stewart as a couple of horny squirrels
Boney: I just erase that stuff without looking at it
stephnfosterBlizzard II: not only that, but there is the problem of Country Clubs, which I probably shouldn't get into in the chat. but one can see that there is yet another long Civil Rights struggle ahead of us...in zoos, on the golf course...
stephnfosterBlizzard II came home the other night and a...Muskrat was waddling down the street!
stephnfosterBlizzard II tried to explain that this is a gated community, but the damn thing completely ignored me
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: are we all dead?
cease: better hunter than hunted
stephnfosterBlizzard II: i mean, I'm all for equal rights, but one is entitled to live among one's own kind if one wants...
Boney: boilerplate: kids, don't blow your brain out with a .45, don't inject steroids, don't smoke oaxocan bud with a supercharged bong, don't upload porn to the internet, don't rip & burn MP3s, blah blah blah
||||||||| At 1:11 AM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
stephnfosterBlizzard II: and don't track mud across our nice, clean piazza....looks like time to wrapup el chat?
Boney: you're fired
stephnfosterBlizzard II: a super goodnight to any and all and all the ships at sea...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: will see all on the funway in a half-fortnight; cheers!
Boney: this station will now hum the Navy Hymn in text mode.
Rotonoto: on phone with 'zewtte, nite guys, see ya next week...
Rotonoto: you'rer all fired
stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite to Bozoette! night to all, night to oil...
Boney: Do not adjust your ASCII
Rotonoto: later guise...
stephnfosterBlizzard II: zip! beep! gimme a new splicing tape. this one's got no edge to it!
||||||||| At 1:14 AM, Rotonoto vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| At 1:14 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, stephnfosterBlizzard II!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Boney: hum hum hum-hum hum hum hum-hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum-hum
Boney: hum hum hum hum hum hum-hum huuuuuuuuuumm hum-hum
Boney: [TEXT PATTERN]
||||||||| At 1:17 AM, Boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."