A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 07, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Firebroiled', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:43 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Firebroiled: I dn't know what it is, nobody wants to chat in the morning...hmmm?
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:44 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Firebroiled by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 07, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Merlyn: hello
||||||||| klok-n-speil sneaks in around 9:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
klok-n-speil: howdoodle E, Bambi, M
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Bambi: Howdy
Bambi: finally made it in ... couldn't talk ealier ... had java off LOL
Elayne: Any CNI radio tonight, Fran?
Merlyn: hey dere
Bambi: Hey Merlyn, Klok, and E!
Bambi: yep!
Bambi: Live Now!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:07 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Evening Folks
Elayne: Hey Unca Dex!
klok-n-speil: who you callin' a dummy?
Dexter Fong: You Mortimer
Bambi: http://www.cniradio.com ... will have to wait for Clem to put up the announcement here, unless you have info Merlyn
Merlyn: I don't know nuthin
||||||||| "9:08 PM? 9:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits on the couch.
Elayne: Evenin' Cat!
cease: hi new yorkers, others
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: hey el, did you read the article in the new New York Review of Bookls about Persepolis, that comic?
Dexter Fong: Hi ah..
cease: best analysis of a comic i've ever read, though i've read a millionth of what you've read
Dexter Fong: clem!
Bambi: hi Cat
Elayne: No Cat, haven't had a lot of reading time lately. Good to hear that Satrapi continues to get good press, though.
Elayne: Evenin' Jim!
cease: the iranain's woman's aubotiographical comic tale?
Bambi: give it a second...putting up the on air sign on the site
cease: as a cinematographer-apprentice, i learned A LOT about how to use light just reading that review
Dexter Fong: Satrapi spelled backwards is Ipartas
cease: hi bambi and jim
Elayne: I have the first two volumes, Cat. It's pretty fascinating. Very well done.
Merlyn: You can shrink your money here: http://www.teslamania.com
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with Firesign Theatre" (It's just starting now)'
Merlyn: "quarters shrunk to the size of dimes!"
Dexter Fong: Teslamania...The all-family fun game that electrocutes your neighbors
cease: i wil bring you a copy of Rabbit head, reader's choice for the best comic in van, also female autobiographical
ah,clem: in the bpttom of the pool
Bambi: hey, Clem
Merlyn: It wouldn't be "mania" without it
Bambi: hi Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi =)
Elayne: Thanks, Cat!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 9:12 PM.
Dexter Fong: llan
Elayne: Evenin' Llan!
cease: no whidbey island liquer, but another comic for your immense collection
Bambi: how's the week been for you all?
cease: hi llan
llanwydd: now I can relax and be an indian
Dexter Fong: Heavily Papish, Bambi
llanwydd: pass the pakora
Bambi: hi llan!
llanwydd: hi Bambi
Elayne: Is this from A Child's Garden of Grass, Jim? I'm not familiar with it.
Bambi: heard that Dex
ah,clem: yes
Bambi: Elayne ... you got it! for sure
Elayne: Far be it for me to pontificate about all things papish...
llanwydd: you can fool some of the papal some of the time...
Dexter Fong: I supposeif the Pope came back to life, all Rome would shout Paprika!!!!
klok-n-speil: hi Ilan
Merlyn: soylent white is papal! It's papal!
Dexter Fong: Was Spielen Zie, Klok
llanwydd: great dex!
Elayne: What I find most amusing, besides the fact that the Pope's funeral is going to be on the day of an eclipse, is that Charles and Camilla postponed their wedding date...
cease: yeah, bergman in the shower on the childs garden album
Merlyn: JPII was also born during an eclipse
Elayne: I mean, if you think back to the start of the Church of England, it's kinda been a half a millennium of fhumbing one's nose at the Pope...
Merlyn: Here's a fun site that lead to the shrinking quarters: http://puzzlephotos.blogspot.com
klok-n-speil: nur ein bischen, Dex
cease: speaking of dogs, any of you read Mason and Dixon? the talking dog in the first chapter reminds me a lot of the firesign talking dogs
Dexter Fong: E: Fhuming their noses in the general direction of the Pope
llanwydd: Ich spiele die spielgebielenspiegel. Deutsche ist verboten hier.
Bambi: it's only a crescent eclipse .. nothing really 'prophetic' ;-)
ah,clem: that is relenless, Cat
Elayne: Danke, Llan, und svell pizza!
klok-n-speil: varum?
Dexter Fong wonders if a Crescent eclipse is what Bush has in mind
cease: also the dog in Giant Rat
llanwydd: varum nicht?
Dexter Fong: ir the rat in Giant Dog
klok-n-speil is still trying to get through Vineland...
Elayne needs to catch up on blog-reading, pardon me whilst I multi-task...
llanwydd: now you got me doing it!! It's warum, not varum.
ah,clem: the package dog in rat never spoke
Dexter Fong continues the aside commentary tyo anounce an afk for refill
ah,clem: but he did tick
Bambi: The Pope certainly had an impact in life and death
cease: i really like mason and dixon, at least the first few chapters. i bought it in lax and read a few chapters on the short flight back to van
klok-n-speil: not for himself...
Dexter Fong: Hapiness is a warum Luger
llanwydd: what is afk?
klok-n-speil: maybe he just didn't have anything to say
cease: whatever happened to luger axe handle, a former chatter
Dexter Fong: away from keyboard
Elayne: AFK = Away From Keyboard
Bambi: Away From Keyboard
klok-n-speil: or perhaps he was only being paid scale to be there, not speak
llanwydd: pardon my ignoramus
ah,clem: what shall we play for the next movie?
cease: hes wrong about cucumbers.
llanwydd: thanks dex
Elayne: Oh, Cat, is he ever!
klok-n-speil: he needs some lines in the next one, like the Scottish guy inside C3PIO
ah,clem: please post your answers now....
llanwydd: and everyoneelse
cease: the new filipino caregiver i just hired for my parents steamed cukes for us one night. delicoius with soy sauce
Dexter Fong: btk
llanwydd: I doubt I have ever had Filipino cuisine or even know what it is
llanwydd: I get that dex
Bambi: what FST would you all like to hear after Child's Garden of Grass?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Happened to be browsing through a very exspensive upper eastside supermarket///noticed that were selling Sand Dabs =)
klok-n-speil: kind of Asian meets French
Merlyn: The pope's funeral
cease: wow, dex
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mr. Motion disembarks at 9:24 PM.
Dexter Fong: Kinda interesting
cease: the la times article siad they were really rare, and a native fish of southern cal
llanwydd: Master of Amazination!
Elayne: Hi Mr. M!
Dexter Fong: Cat: This supermarket is really upscale...gorgeous food of all types
Merlyn: is Mr. Motion loco?
Mr. Motion: Braaaa ... Motion people have no fear...
Dexter Fong: Ni MM
cease: anyone heard from lili since last chat?
Dexter Fong: Klk?
Mr. Motion: I'm missing half a sentence, anyone see it?
Bambi: hi Mr. Motion
Dexter Fong: Yes...'ears to life
Elayne: Perhaps your sentence has been suspended, Mr. M.
Mr. Motion: B. E. M. Well met all!
llanwydd: Here it is, M
cease: i found the problem with the mac, after talking to the store i bought it
Dexter Fong: Klok: Any news re: Lili?
Mr. Motion: Pull it out of the fire Il
llanwydd: while the iron is hot
cease: there was alittle canuck flag on top which meant i was getting a french keyboard. turned it to the us flag and now i can use the question mark, etc
klok-n-speil: she never tells me anything, Dex; I don't even have her email address
cease: the store said it was a common problem with macs sold in canada.
cease: the air america stuff on now is really good. students trying to stop the genoicide in darfur
klok-n-speil: I did hear from Ken, who was home last weekend, and darn it, forgot to tell him about Lili
klok-n-speil has no suggestion for what to play next, Clem -- I'm not ignoring you
Mr. Motion: Ah Clem I don't suppose you have the Wozard of Iz by any chance??? Hmmm???
Bambi: cool! At least you didn't need to buy another keyboard
Dexter Fong: Klok: Do you know if Ken is planningon getting a laptop so he can keep in touch a little more often?
Elayne: What's up with Lili? Forgive me, I wasn't here last week.
Dexter Fong: E: LUmpectomy
klok-n-speil: Cat -- what do you mean, "turned it to the US flag"? it's a selector switch or you traded kbds?
Elayne: Oh no...
ah,clem: don't think so Mr. M.
Dexter Fong: E: Much better than the alternative
llanwydd: Is that for real, Mr. M?
klok-n-speil: yes, he is Dex, but nothing on sale appropriate and he's kind of unable to shop when on his long road stretches and 'way pooped when he gets off and mail order is kind of tough, also rebates
Dexter Fong: Klok: Understand
klok-n-speil: also, truckstop wireless hookups are $4/hr. or something like that
Mr. Motion: AC How about Ruby Tuesday Galatic Gumshoe in "Tired of The Green Menace?"
cease: there was an icon on the tool bar, a canuck flag. i clicked it and turned it to a us flag, now no flag at all
klok-n-speil: so he might end up owing more than he makes if not careful
Dexter Fong: MM: Where did you hear Ruby?
Bambi: Ken should go to TAs .. last summer it was $4.99 for 24 hours
Mr. Motion: NPR cira 1980
cease: yeah tom lopez is clever
cease: kinda noisy though
Dexter Fong: MM: NPR...I only know it from WBAI in NYC and Lodestone
Mr. Motion: I got most of Stars and Stuff on tape
klok-n-speil: I'll pass that on, Bambi. Still $5/day
cease: tits and ass for 4.99?
Dexter Fong: TA=Transactional Analysis
cease: sounds like a lenny bruce joke
klok-n-speil: Trans-America truckstops
Dexter Fong: I'm OK, gimme 5 bucks
Bambi: well, that price is if you have your own wireless computer
cease: hes right about the food. i'm celebrating my birthday with friends at the oldest tapas place in van this sunday. will go well prepared
klok-n-speil: like the one near Branford CT on I-95...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Is that the one full of trucks....stopped
klok-n-speil: ...from which emerged a southbound truck on the merge ramp just when I was booking north...
Bambi: those are the Travel Association stops for trucks, RVs, campers, etc.
llanwydd: what kind of wine goes with tapas, cat?
Dexter Fong: Rioja
cease: sangria goes with everything, but tapas in particular
Dexter Fong: Spanish wine on tap
Dexter Fong: Tapas another glass of vino barkeep
klok-n-speil: ...in 2002. Guy got up to 5000 mph and crashed into the Jersey Barrier in the median just ahead of me, showering the car with bits of concrete and sparks. Thought the thing was gonna jump the barrier; became intimate with the floor of my car
llanwydd: good one dex
Mr. Motion: NPR cira 1980
Dexter Fong: Connecticut has a Jersey Barrier...that's ridiculous...gotta go thru NY State first
Mr. Motion: AC How about Ruby Tuesday Galatic Gumshoe in "Tired of The Green Menace?"
klok-n-speil: at that moment, Dex, I would've given NJ my house, my car...
Mr. Motion: Ah Clem I don't suppose you have the Wozard of Iz by any chance??? Hmmm???
cease: anything would be fine with me, ah
klok-n-speil: it's FST MM
Mr. Motion: I seemed to drift away...
Dexter Fong: MM: Yopu may have lost half a sentence earlier but you seem to be finding whole paragraphs at this moment
ah,clem: no, answered that earlier, Mr. M.
Mr. Motion: Jamie Brockett Legend of the USS Titanic? Ah Clem??
klok-n-speil: you're supposed to tie up to the dock, MM
Bambi: Jersey's famous for those barriers on divided highways
Dexter Fong: Bam: I like the Pine Barriers
klok-n-speil: yeah, they're right up there with the traditional blood-brain barrier
Mr. Motion: Klock it was like Laurel and Hardy in Lost at Sea for a moment...
ah,clem: plan df disk 2, as no other requests were things I have on hand
Bambi: boy, we need Mr. Motion to send along some CDs to CNI Radio LOL
cease: do it, ah
llanwydd: I was born in NJ and lived there most of my life.
klok-n-speil: it shows...I mean, which exit?
Mr. Motion: Sorry I thought we were playing stump the DJ? Childs Garden is a trip down memory lane...
Dexter Fong: Clem: I'd like to hear any thing of FST that isn't a commercial release
Bambi: I lived right outside the Pine Barrens ... and they are barren!
klok-n-speil: all the free charcoal you can eat, eh?
llanwydd: Now Jersey has carpool lanes on the major highways
Dexter Fong: Bam: 'cept for the Wild Alibinos that inhabit the place
cease: coal
Elayne: Oops, sorry, didn't mean to fade away there...
cease: what a trip
Dexter Fong: Coal, Bill?
cease: you have bloggers to monitor, el
klok-n-speil: Ilan -- I had heard they had figured out some clever way of dealing with those big potholes on the Turnpike
Mr. Motion: How about some Reebus Caneebus?
Dexter Fong: You talking about coal?
llanwydd: In all the time I lived in NJ I never saw the pine barrens and still haven't.
Bambi: pine forests on sand ... many times burned down and about the only thing that grows there are tall (for Jersey) pine trees and blueberry bushes lol
klok-n-speil: charcoal. John McPhee's book on the Pine Barrens was full of it
cease: partr of that sounded a lot like Germinal
llanwydd: I didn't drive the turnpike much. I lived just off route 80
Bambi: Yes, the Jersey Devil is well entrenched ;-)
klok-n-speil: I hate Route 80
Mr. Motion: Elaine you too, eh? I thought it was this orad apple red phew!
Dexter Fong slips off for refill before this record ends
Bambi: oh, yes, that too Mr. Motion ... in spots I am sure.
Elayne: You know, it's tough listening to this album on CNI not having any herbal accompaniment (nor spare cash to purchase same)...
llanwydd: I thought 80 was convenient
Mr. Motion: Well E if you ever get to Detroit let me know!
Bambi: how about route 70 and all the circles?
klok-n-speil: is that vulture or eagle or whatever that carries away little children still in the Pine Barrens?
Elayne: Is it free in Detroit, Mr. M? :)
klok-n-speil spent many a sleepy, terrifying night zooming up Rt. 130 when the Turnpike was jammed (better than Rt. 1, though)
Mr. Motion: E where are you Indiana? I'm going to be down in Indy in July to do a movie Cameo bit.
Dexter Fong: BAK
Elayne: Mr. M, I'm in NYC, with our wonderfully high cost of living, hence no spare cash at the mo'.
Mr. Motion: It is at my house, you and the ole man do drop by!
Bambi: could be Klok ... although the Jersey Devil takes more than that one does LOL
Elayne: But I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a dime bag today...
llanwydd: I remember route 1 klok. You can get to the Newport bridge from there
Bambi: there is also Jersey's Air Force ... Mosquitos
Mr. Motion: I have a daughter in Queens that I don't visit enough...
klok-n-speil: Ilan -- it's not if you take the Upper Level of the GW Bridge and are in the wrong lane going south when the split of 80 and the Turnpike comes up...
Elayne: Queens is lovely this time of year.
Bambi: large enought to carry off small children and pets ... could have been mistaken for a vulture or eagle lol
Elayne: Here in da Bronx da buds haven't started appearing on da trees yet...
klok-n-speil: you could do like all of Vancouver does and grow indoors, E
Elayne: Not with my "black thumb," Klok! It kills every plant it tries to nurture.
Mr. Motion: Did I lose my hearing or did Ah Clem go off the air?
Dexter Fong thinks Queens is always lovely if they don't wear too much makeup
cease: just saw some footage of dc on the us news. looked lovely. van would be too if it stopped raining
Elayne: I couldn't even grow a Chia herb garden. Pity me, please.
cease: even la, a city i loathe, was oddly pretty, after all that rain
Bambi: spring is in full swing here in VA ... pollen abounds
Dexter Fong: MM: YOu mighta times out...I did...just reconnect
Elayne: Good to hear, Bambi, maybe it'll start making its way up north a bit.
Bambi: ahhhhhh, E! that's a shame
Merlyn: anyone know any zillionaires who would sponsor a Firesign radio show?
llanwydd: I know klok. My grandmother used to live in Teaneck. I ended up very near the bridge a couple of times going to visit her
Elayne: It's okay, Fran, Robin's a good horticulturist, he loves gardens. It's the Englishman in him. I wish we owned a house or something, I'd love to have a garden.
Mr. Motion: I've got three kinds of flowers blooming on my front walk, another four varities in the trees along side the house and in the back yard. Spring has Sprung!
cease: driving like a fool back to hackensack, drinking his dinner from a paper sack
Dexter Fong: LOL Clem!!!!
llanwydd: really tricky turnoff in Bogota
cease: lol merl
cease: i remember ossman asking me the same question when i first met him with el
cease: a decade or so ago
Bambi: heard that E!
ah,clem: looks like we are stillon from here... can anyone concur?
Mr. Motion: Na da AC
Dexter Fong: Clem: YOu are on bro!!
Merlyn: yer on, clem
llanwydd: I was born in Hackensack
cease: on here in canada
Dexter Fong: I'm not on Clem, he likes that way
cease: do you drink your dinner from a paper sack, llan?
llanwydd: and grew up in Hackettstown
Bambi: I show you still on the air Clem
klok-n-speil: Ilan, I meant going South from GW Bridge trying to get to the Turnpike. I find that if I take the "local" route, not the "express", I end up better set up for that terrifying split where Rt. 80 sucks you off to gawd knows where. I listen to the student staion in Teaneck sometimes as I roar thru
cease: i used to know an ambulance driver in hackensack when he was an english teacher in tokyol.
Mr. Motion: THey said you had network problems AC
cease: ow hes an architect in houston
Dexter Fong: Piscataway...the New Feline anti de-oderant
klok-n-speil: you are still on. Pope and Francisco Franco still dead
llanwydd: on rare occasions, cat
ah,clem: k, dex
ah,clem: good call
Mr. Motion: Working now I downloaded another connection...
klok-n-speil always experiences NJ as one continuous hassle; tries to stick to I-295 or 130 if possible
llanwydd: Great one Dex!!!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Slow down and enjoy the Refreshment Areas
Elayne: Just about every time I've driven into Jersey it's rained, especially if Robin's with me.
Elayne: I know the sun shines sometimes, I spent 20 years growing up in Jersey...
Bambi: Jersey is not my favorite place on the planet
Dexter Fong: E: Course it does, other wise it wouldn't be the Garden State
Elayne: Oh, I love it. It will always feel like "home" to me.
Dexter Fong: "Jersey....It's almost New York"
klok-n-speil: I hate 'em, Dex. Always stop at the Klausmer's or whatever 7-11/deli-type place in Princeton on 130
Elayne: I think I've now lived in NY more years than I lived in NJ, but that was where I grew up.
llanwydd: You'll never hear a romantic song called "Summer in Secaucus"
Dexter Fong: They have Klesmer Music in Princeton, Oy Vey, those Tigers
Bambi: I spent about 25 years there from about 4-5 yrs old to 30 ... the jersey shore is nice enough but the traffic sucks
klok-n-speil: 130 is nice because you can see local restaurants, convenience stores, etc. Terrifying, too, 'cause it's all local traffic making sudden left turns -- from the left lane, no turn lane -- anywhere, anytime
Bambi: I prefer it in the country ... there is no country left at the Jersey shore
Dexter Fong: Traffic on the Beach...Try Jacksonville, Fla
Elayne: I learned how to drive on Route 22. :)
Bambi: and no body seems to know how to drive there ... they are all either Bennies (tourists) or annoyed residents LOL
Dexter Fong: I learned how to shoot a 22
llanwydd: I learned how to drive on state route 57
Dexter Fong: My weekend at Bennies
llanwydd: get your kicks on...
ah,clem: it's the Chinchillas. I love this bit
Dexter Fong: I learned how to drive on the mean streets of Niagara Falls
Bambi: I learned parallel parking in the pine barrens making use of the telephone poles on the way to Ft Dix driving with my Dad
Mr. Motion: Mutant Blues
Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu were in the Army?
Bambi: me too out in the sand pits in the Pine Barrens
ah,clem: beenies or boogies
Bambi: nope...my Dad was ... before he was honorably discharged for medical reasons (CMT)
llanwydd: I've gotten lost on foot on the mean streets of Niagara Falls
Dexter Fong: LLan: No worries man, there's always a bar within 50 yards
llanwydd: Barefoot in the pits!
Mr. Motion: Well Kids got to get back to work... Keep'em flying! http://www.issuesandalibis.org
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: nice bird sanctuary on the way to Ft. Dix too ... reminds me of the movie Pet Semetary lol
Dexter Fong: Go to press, Sir =))
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:01 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mr. Motion by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: I remember that Dex
llanwydd: nite Mr M
cease: pressed squirels?
Bambi: see ya MM
llanwydd: scuse me while I check dat linke
cease: flying squirrels?
Dexter Fong: You stuff a duck with a squirrel then press the duck
Dexter Fong: The squirrel comes out and if he sees either his or the ducks shadow, you get another 6 weeks of supper5
Bambi: we had baby flying squirrels come in the house..that was interesting
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You don'ta fry baby squirrels, you singe them
Bambi: lol
cease: fry, baby, fry, upon my magic ship
Dexter Fong: Makes 'em stiff...(Heh heh)
llanwydd: feed a squirrell starve a beaver
Bambi: kinda like Chipmunks with a cape lol
Dexter Fong: Blow dry a squirrel, shave a beaver
cease: alvin!
Dexter Fong Is getting visions of that Rocky Squirrel
Merlyn: Earth vs. the Flying Squirrels
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Captain Ride =))
klok-n-speil: these were vermin or invited guests, Bambi?
Bambi hums ... Chipmunks Roasting on a Open Fire
Dexter Fong: Cat: Was that the Blues Magoos?
Dexter Fong: Clem: Don't tell us your name...give us your Social Security Number
cease: i forget, dex
llanwydd: farla cold steve a beaser
Elayne: ...squirrels nipping at your nose...
Elayne: "Ow, my nose!
cease: im extrapolatring lyrics. that's what they;re there for
Bambi: vermin Klok
Dexter Fong: We steam Beaver till he gets really pissed off
llanwydd: lol E!
cease: it comes in bottles in your country, el
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing ' ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu extrapolate, I'll deconstruct
Bambi: snuck in through the attic and had their babies and the babies came down the walls and clawed their way in
llanwydd: LOL
llanwydd: Steal a cold, Condoleeza
Bambi: we captured them in a lunch box of all things and took them outside and let them go
Bambi: metal lunchbox
klok-n-speil: were they ready to go, Bambi? or you just wanted them o-u-t?
Dexter Fong: "Mr. Blank enters and says nothing. He is purposely ignored. Don't stare at the big whole in the intro."
llanwydd: Starve a cold, leech a lesion
Dexter Fong: I pledge a lesion
: .
Bambi: well, two curious toddlers and a newborn was no place for those little cuties ... we wanted them out ;-)
Bambi: I think they were also ready too ... if they got that far on their own
llanwydd: LOL DEX!
: Fur Inn Lesion
Elayne: It speaks! The blank name speaks!
Dexter Fong: Nare Guard
Merlyn: I think he was drawing a blank earlier
llanwydd: I pledge a legion
cease: the invisible man, or woman
Bambi: wow... nice to not see you mr blank ;-)
cease: i know. it's the phantom 5th Guy
Elayne: "He" wasn't there again today, oh how I wish "he"d go away...
Dexter Fong: IIRC, Mr. Blank works for the FBI and carries a gun in order to scare the children
cease: or maybe, it's Death
llanwydd: blankety blank blank
: Mel might agree
llanwydd: all at once: "Who's HE, Elayne?"
Dexter Fong: Elayne answers.................
Merlyn: why, you blankety-blankety-blank!
Dexter Fong: "The"
Elayne: "who is he and he is she," as we used to say in Hebrew school.
Dexter Fong: "Little"
Dexter Fong: "Barak Atoy
cease: this is not only my fave dear firends piece, one of my fave moments in all of firesigndom
llanwydd: so the hebrew word for "he" is "she", "e"?
Bambi: well, well ... what a big pile of blank ;-)
: With the look of real wood
Dexter Fong: LLan: No...it's Schicksa
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: goo-goo-ga-choob?
llanwydd: I see
: coo coo cachoo
Dexter Fong: therefore you may be Jewish
llanwydd: gesundheit
Elayne: No Llan, the Hebrew word for "she" is "hi," I think...
ah,clem: thought I was reading some one's mind, glad it was yours, Cat
||||||||| 10:18 PM: PrinPoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
: thanks you
Dexter Fong whispers "And Klok flops 6 of a kind"
ah,clem: the tv glide
PrinPoop: aloha
Elayne: Hey PrinPoop!
Dexter Fong: Hail Double P
Merlyn: eat it!
PrinPoop: where do I go to get a contact lens for my cock?
PrinPoop: you bet
Elayne: Oh my, sounds like it just started pouring outside. How is it down by you, Dex?
klok-n-speil is reminded of a S-F story, The Space Merchants in which there was "Chicken Little", which was just an endlessly growing tumor of chicken meat -- no messy bird required
ah,clem: `the vet, in your case
Dexter Fong: CAT and Other FST chronologists: Japanese recently intoed gum you chew and enhances chestular area in women? Heard a 1983 or so FST broadcast wherein they do the same
Bambi: hi PrinPoop
PrinPoop: the vet? which one? the crazed vietnam vet or gulfwar newvet?
PrinPoop: let's eat mmmmm
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Still not wet down he.....er, um.....It's not raining here yet
Elayne: Guess it's coming your way shortly, Dex - batten those hatches!@
: Well, all other things aside, can you really look at Michael Jackson's dad and wonder why he had all that there dang plastic surgery done?
Dexter Fong: But first, hatch those batches
cease: yes, klok sent me an article about that, dex
cease: leave it ot the japanese
cease: when you run out of beaver
Dexter Fong: Mr. BLANK: Frankly, I just don't wanna hear *anything* more about the whole thing....genug, already
ah,clem: it's poops speach! good timing
PrinPoop: only in america can a young black man grow up and become what?
Merlyn: what?
llanwydd: pope
Dexter Fong believes ah, Clem has us all on delay so he can bleep us
cease: poop?
Dexter Fong: NO thanks
klok-n-speil doesn't remember sending that article...
PrinPoop: I asked first merlyn, possession is 9 10ths of an ounce
ah,clem says bleep bleep
Dexter Fong: afk for poop...ah....refill
klok-n-speil is so glad the Pope died, 'cause he couldn't stand much more MJ trial
Bambi: got other articles from Klok, but not that one
: I heard that John Paul was goin' to be cryoed BUT the chuch didn't want him to be ...................................
cease: you email me tons of stuff, klok. even you cant remember it all. or maybe it was someone else but you seem to have the greatest scope
Bambi: and the saga will continue while the do their thing to choose a new pope
: PopeSicle
klok-n-speil always gets blamed for everything
llanwydd: pope in the box
PrinPoop: with the white smoke, they have broken out the good stuff to celebrate
klok-n-speil was ROFL about the Pope's visit to Cuba. All the first-line US news crews were in Havana
cease: i bet he just went for the cigars
klok-n-speil: there aren't many North American flights out of Cuba...
klok-n-speil: Castro though he had the A-#1 publicity platform...
cease: did read mckibben's article about cuban agriculture in new harper's?
Dexter Fong: EELAYNE: The Rain! She'sa start to uh fall. Now I can drink Jack Daniels
cease: a1 slacks, firesign used to do ads for them
klok-n-speil: ...and the Monica Lewinsky thing broke in DC!
llanwydd: relax and be an indian
klok-n-speil: in Havana, it was like the evacuation of the US Embassy in Saigon, '75
llanwydd: pass the bhang lassi
cease: a lewinsky breaker can break bricks
Merlyn: the watergate broke in DC, signalling the birth of the cynical era
klok-n-speil: all these news people on TV that you'd never seen before, stumbling and mumbling...'cause most of the US TV and press was in Havana
klok-n-speil: oh, I bet Castro was pissssssed!
PrinPoop: no no no, we spirolled out of control before that Big M
Dexter Fong: Coal, Again??!!....What about Ringball?
cease: let's piss away, like we did last summer
llanwydd: lassi come home
Dexter Fong prefers to whim away
PrinPoop: ommm ommm range
cease: lhassa? glum foam
llanwydd: that's a way to piss away the, er, pass away the summer
Dexter Fong: Rome Rome Ange
PrinPoop: rim the quim?
Dexter Fong: Huh Huh! Huh Huh!
Dexter Fong: He said rim
PrinPoop: rome? my friend, what happened to your nose?
Dexter Fong: *Rim Shot*
PrinPoop: rim or roam? roam around the rim? but seriously folks...
Merlyn: Agnes! More head!
Dexter Fong: ...it's looks good from here
Bambi: clem will have to say something soon...E too
: Roman outfielder
Elayne: Dang, 10:30 already and Tild~ never showed...
Dexter Fong: Lionel! You too!!
Elayne: She *snif* promised...
klok-n-speil: feel better, Clem! Great show tonight
PrinPoop: heavy on the 30 weight ah, clem
Dexter Fong: Dancing Tildthe
klok-n-speil: she could be lurking, E
Bambi: There's Doctor Technical in Dear Friends :-)
: What happened to your nose?
Elayne: How, Klok? Isn't everyone visible?
Dexter Fong: Never mind my nose...What has happened to you name?
PrinPoop: waltzing ma ~
klok-n-speil: Merlyn has something set up so you can just watch, not be visible, doesn't he?
Dexter Fong: Identity Theft
: What's in a name?
Merlyn: You can click on a link on the front page just to listen without logging in
klok-n-speil: yeah, there's a link there, just tried it
Dexter Fong: Well done, PP
PrinPoop: stalkers court yard
ah,clem: it's a bot, and a cute one at that
Elayne: Ah, I didn't know that.
Bambi: would be hard to tell if your identity was stolen ...
ah,clem: just urinate on it, it will go away
Dexter Fong vowels, consonanats
PrinPoop: did you hear they found rings around uranus? I did not know anybody was looking
: sleepy t t n
Merlyn: bye nameless
Bambi: ah, look at those big blank eyes ;-)
Dexter Fong: bye by e
klok-n-speil: bye
cease: you live up to your name, poop
Dexter Fong: lol
llanwydd: nite e
Elayne: Um, bye?
Bambi: see ya ... errr, not see ya blank :-)
Dexter Fong: Buyum
PrinPoop: blank blank
llanwydd: I don't know. Dex said bye so I did
Dexter Fong: Blanks won't help you now, PP...here, try this Rocket Launcher
Bambi: not leaving are you E?
Bambi: ah, ok
cease: a record appearance, el
cease: its almost like being in ny with you
Elayne: I'm more here than I will be when you're here, Cat.
Elayne: Besides, I promised Tild in our phone conversation yesterday that I'd stick around to wait for her tonight.
cease: do i displace spacetime?
Dexter Fong: Hear Here
cease: a chatter?
Elayne: Plus, I had to make up for not being here last week.
klok-n-speil: did I displease spacetime?
Elayne: So I fear I won't be watching Good Eats, even though I haven't seen this particular episode before...
cease: i look forward to chatting from your place
Bambi: diving for dopers ... would that be anything like dumpster diving?
Elayne: Just a few weeks away, Cat!
cease: its the alliteration, bambi. they are finite, so they tend to repeat
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Don't think dumpsters were a common occurance then
llanwydd: did you say they were in an oldsmobile
Dexter Fong: A Steamer, Stanley
Bambi: could be Dex
Merlyn: I watched The Dumpsters on TV, with Herman and Lily and Grandpa
PrinPoop: I am going to turn in my badge, yah yah me too
cease: i dont recall the word in common use in ewarly 70s but not that familiar with the history of word or dumpsters
Dexter Fong: I'll trade you 2 Frying squirrels for the badger
llanwydd: LOL Merl
Merlyn: they drove a stretch dumpster
llanwydd: seal a squirrell, starbalezo
klok-n-speil: it just seemed like one after sampling the stuff, M
Dexter Fong: How did you know my name?
PrinPoop: whimpering, oops whispering
llanwydd: Stretch dumpster!!! LOL
ah,clem: ok, tou guys are baiting me, I will have to find the chipmonk song before i quit........
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: that's from GMIOGMD
PrinPoop: contact lenses for squirrels and badgers too?
Bambi: 2 frying squirrels, a badger and a desert pocket mouse for one Giant Rat
Dexter Fong: PP: All badgers get Laser Surgery
klok-n-speil: no, you use bait for frying squirrels and badgers...
PrinPoop: ahhh the giant rat of kama sutra
Dexter Fong: I did not know rats could do that, PP
Dexter Fong: and still pressing the little bar for food or electric shocks
PrinPoop: lays her sir jury? what?
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: he's better off dead
Bambi: must be nice ... chickens get contact lenses, badgers get laser surgery and I can't afford new glasses LOL
cease: a Soma rat ring?
Dexter Fong rests case on PP, takes out a fifth of Jack Daniels
PrinPoop: yoursles is better than measles
cease: is that where pp is?> i thought he was in europe
Bambi: gotta save up for taxes
PrinPoop: a case of jack daniels? thanks
Dexter Fong: and a case of Jack Russels
PrinPoop: the savage and soma in brave new work, gimme a whip yahhh
PrinPoop: my door is ajar
Dexter Fong: I am a gast
cease: my door is afire
PrinPoop: the price of gast nowadays is astounding
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's kinda scary
Bambi: a fifth of amaretto or frangelica, and kahlua and a gallon of half and half
Elayne: I think I've given up on La Tild. See you next week, all!
klok-n-speil: nite E!
PrinPoop: toodles elayne
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
cease: good night el
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:55 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: good night E
Bambi: night E!
cease: morrison wanted to be scary. he only got to be dead
llanwydd: how many does that serve, bambi?
Dexter Fong: Dead is scary...if it's not quite
Bambi: Internet Exploder for sure
PrinPoop: chimpmonks are hibernating
Merlyn: nite E
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bightrethighrehighre', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: its big
Dexter Fong: Hey Big
Bambi: Ah, over already .... poo!
Dexter Fong: afk for a moment
llanwydd: hi big
PrinPoop: big name big
Bambi: llan ... one for one week?? ;-)
llanwydd: one what bambi?
Bambi: I don't generally drink very much so it would be interesting
llanwydd: oh, yes. I get it, babmi
llanwydd: or whatever your name is
Bambi: one person for one week ?
Bightrethighrehighre: Hey folks...sorry I been delinquent last coupl-la weeks....dirty clea....ahh...clear....ahh.....callsszzzddd
PrinPoop: you put the em fam sis on the wrong si label
Bambi: one Bambi ... Clem drinks beer
Bambi: hey big
Merlyn: pyst wasn't really a game, though, you couldn't do anything.
PrinPoop: toad awayyyyy
cease: i have never been interested in that kind of thing. but millions are. billions are being made there now
Dexter Fong: rtk
Bambi: got warm for sure today in VA
cease: just back from la, bambi. far too hot for me
PrinPoop: warmer yesterday, we had rain on and off today in roanoke
Bambi: I think we definitely it 80 ... will have to look to be sure
PrinPoop: fing fong fung fang feng
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: You called Sir?
llanwydd: Is LA still foggy, cat?
llanwydd: I meant smoggy
PrinPoop: you changed, afk to rtk, fongling
klok-n-speil: 20º on RI, Bambi, but it was nice here, too
cease: not while i was there, llan.
cease: jan was fogged into nick dangerland
cease: yeah, its smoggy but a lot better than when i lived there as a kid.
Bambi: hit 82 degrees today
Dexter Fong: RFK...Returned to Keyboard...or, perhaps, Rober Fong Kennedy
cease: theyre still squabbling about what to do with the hotel where he was killed.
cease: big news story in la when i was there
klok-n-speil looks at the Nexrad loop; it doesn't look good; big yellow thing in CT coming rite at us
PrinPoop: lax or rfk?
klok-n-speil: yes, they're always kinda laid-back in LA, Poop
ah,clem: going to bed soon, thanks everyone for your company
PrinPoop: la la land
Dexter Fong: Unlax, Poop!
klok-n-speil: nite Clem!
Bambi: eeek! Klok! not good
Dexter Fong: Thank you clem/JL
PrinPoop: night night ah, clem, thanks again and keep em flying, you clone
llanwydd: gppd noght c;em
Bambi: Clem...header needs to be removed
ah,clem: my pleasure as always, nite all
cease: keep em cleming
Bambi: night Clem :-) See ya soon
klok-n-speil: out! out! out header!
Dexter Fong: ;watches in wonder as llanwydd breaks into a rousing Welch goodbye
PrinPoop: header went that away
llanwydd: no I just missed home row
cease: i thought the welch came back?
ah,clem: or would that be out header out, in demon in?
PrinPoop: whining about sour grapes fong
cease: we thought were a gonner but
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Miz Beet', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:07 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
llanwydd: I was just playing actually
Miz Beet: 'lo all
cease: zzzzbbb?
Bambi: hi miz beet
Dexter Fong: Out! Rigger, out!
ah,clem: good night everyone... tune in next time
llanwydd: Hey, Miz. It's kind of Beet here tonight
cease: ah
Miz Beet: Hey , did I miss Elayne?
klok-n-speil: street is dry, but the Tauton radar went into precip mode... http://www.intellicast.com/Local/USLocalWide.asp?loc=kpvd&seg=LocalWeather&prodgrp=NEXRADimagery&product=BaseReflectivity&prodnav=none
Dexter Fong: Evenin' miz Beet
PrinPoop: dig that crazy beat of miz beet
Dexter Fong: Yes you missed E:
Dexter Fong: Those damned Tautons....always lied to us
PrinPoop: she waited, and gave up, catherwood got her by the collar
Miz Beet: Dang. I was in NYC all week and talked to E on the telephone last night; told her I'd check in here
Dexter Fong: made her a priest
llanwydd: yeah the tautonic warriors
Bambi: EEK! They got you surrounded Lt!
klok-n-speil: they are allied with the fascist Tectonic Powers, Dex. What did you expect? Transparency? Everyone uses Kodachrome II now...
Dexter Fong: You just missed her, Miz Beet =)
Miz Beet: ...guess we ended up getting homke later than we thot
klok-n-speil: Yes, Ms Beet - she stayed and stayed hoping you'd arrive
llanwydd: gives me the green of summer
klok-n-speil: click the log link and a window will pop up with the story to now and you can read her anguish
Merlyn: you could try emailing E right now
Miz Beet: homke? Did I just type homke instead of home?
Dexter Fong: Kodachrome II....hell, we're all digital now
Miz Beet: i must be channelling oscar homolke
klok-n-speil: only in selected cities, Dex -- not in Sectors R or N
Dexter Fong chucks a lime at llan
Bightrethighrehighre: was at the Joe Satriani show in Phoenix last night.... it was Inka-redible....!!
PrinPoop: bristolling the avenues for shoreham
PrinPoop: they never come up in the hills :(
cease: lots of incas in attendence?
klok-n-speil: Elayne was here longer than I remember her ever being here
cease: paging oscar levant. your cigar is waiting
Dexter Fong: Spearchucker!!!! Homke
llanwydd: inkers?
klok-n-speil: ...and she kept asking over and over why you hadn't showed up or if you had showed up before she had
cease: kloik, that may be true and ive been here longer than anyone
PrinPoop: homke homke on the rangke
klok-n-speil: it was a real marathon for Elayne
llanwydd: Incers in attendance in sector r
Miz Beet: Ok, well, next time... definitely! I'll head on over and e-mail E. Night you princes of Maine...
Dexter Fong: I was here before Cat
klok-n-speil: I was surprised and happy to have her company so long, what a rare treat
Dexter Fong: and E was already here
llanwydd: that's a cool word, marathlon
klok-n-speil: she was here before the beginning
Dexter Fong: PP: Try this Keyki
llanwydd: the next step up from a triathlon
PrinPoop: ahh miz beet, e was here looking for you
klok-n-speil: Ilan has begun speaking Greek again...
Dexter Fong: Night Princess of bangor...whoops =)
cease: no, dex. i was here on night one. elayne set it up, and then didnt appear that night
Bightrethighrehighre: cease: couple bozos n me, aztechs (invented zee fekation)....allergies are tough on my their bozo sinuses honk....wheeezzz....honk, honk....
klok-n-speil: Whoopie was here too? She work for anyone, really cheap, too
PrinPoop: rat keyki or pookeyki
Dexter Fong: Klok: With a welsh accent
cease: or maybe you were here the same night under a different name, but no one was here before me. alas
Dexter Fong: Cat: Didn't realize your were going forward, into the past
PrinPoop: a lass was here before you, it might have been E
cease: unitl the past ends. how far is that?
cease: i spent a lot of time doing that with my parents the last couple of weeks, monthes, etc
klok-n-speil: just looked to see what's on Nightline...it's...All Pope All the Time!
klok-n-speil: ABC begins live Papal funeral coverage at...3:45AM
cease: when the pope died, my dad said, "he's younger than me!"
cease: lol klok
llanwydd: The Late Late Pope Show
PrinPoop: why do so many want to look and make sure he is dead?
Dexter Fong: Papish Idol, Thursdays at Nine
klok-n-speil: it's a tough job, Cat, very hard on the ring finger
klok-n-speil: They have no concept of media, those Bozos in the Vatican. They should've timed it 6 hours later to catch "Good Morning America"
Dexter Fong sings Ring Finge, he's the one with the Vatican Touch
Bambi: great to see you all but I gotta go ... have a great night!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Captive audience...captive subjects
klok-n-speil: Ladies and Gentlemen, I must anon! Y'all have a happy and safe evening!
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
llanwydd: would Vatican officials be classified as bozos?
cease: nite, bambi
PrinPoop: spring is her bambi :) thanks and night :)
klok-n-speil: And remember, on your way home from the chat, navigate safely!
Dexter Fong: Anonanon, Klok
PrinPoop: here
Merlyn: primates and bonzos
llanwydd: Well, goodnight klok
klok-n-speil: yep, green stuff coming up in my flour beddings
Bambi: night all .. and yes spring is here ... at last!
cease: are you a fiesign fan, mz beet? or have you borcht away?
Merlyn: nite, whoever
PrinPoop: klik night klok
llanwydd: negative safety?
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:19 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
PrinPoop: spring has sprung
klok-n-speil: yes, I am well, thanks Ilan. And Clem, hope u feel better. Silver...away!
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:19 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs klok-n-speil by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Who was the Masked Grandfather Clock
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Miz Beet - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: klok
cease: miz
llanwydd: whose was that mask, man?
PrinPoop: beet was beaten, gosh
Dexter Fong: It was Jim Carrey, teach
llanwydd: How can I make joke when Miz Beet just died
Dexter Fong: Don't choke up, Artie
llanwydd: jokes plural imean
Dexter Fong: Just hold your thumb on the script
PrinPoop: there there little bear, everything will be ok
Dexter Fong: Gee Whiz? Mama Bear
PrinPoop: bear whiz?
cease: call me, unopposable
llanwydd: you know Ticonderoga at all, Dex? Or anyone else for that matter
PrinPoop: terrier water, from the sparkling innards of a terrier
Dexter Fong supposes that Cat might be unapposable, certainly not dispossable
cease: sounds like the name of a folks song
cease: thujbs, up?
PrinPoop: I hitchhiked through there once back in the 70s, no memories of it
Dexter Fong: LLan: Ticonderoga the native American Chief, ot the geographical term?
llanwydd: a folks song is different from a folk song
llanwydd: the town, dex
Dexter Fong: Alvin Folks, song publisher
PrinPoop: clem is looking for the chipmunks song
Dexter Fong: llan: If so, can't remember but have been up in the Aderonack area, that is where Ty is?
llanwydd: Yes it is
llanwydd: That's where I live
PrinPoop: beautiful neck of the woods
llanwydd: I'm just wondering how far north you've ever gone
Dexter Fong: Do you have to row across a lake to get to your unheated, unelectrified cabin
Dexter Fong: llan: North Bay Canada
llanwydd: and if anyone else has ever been in my neck of the woods
Dexter Fong: I've been to the foot of the hills
cease: i lived in ottawa for a school year. thats not far from there
Dexter Fong: ...the middle of the sex
cease: friends of mine from there went to woodstrock
PrinPoop: I was born at west point, but I really don't remember it
llanwydd: the foot of the hills would be around Lake George
Dexter Fong: I stroked wood in high school
Dexter Fong: PP: Prolly too young
llanwydd: yeah, Ottawa's not far
PrinPoop: and inside most of the time
Dexter Fong: PP: Long birth was it?
PrinPoop: i like it in there, I still do
Dexter Fong: PP: YOu can't go home again, ....Nero wolfe
PrinPoop: unless it is bricks, a brickhouse
cease: how many bricks can a brick breaker break?
Dexter Fong: Brickhouse Johnson...greatest middle light bantaam weight there ever was
PrinPoop: exactly, we need more science for morse science high
cease: combine brickhouse johnson, lyundon johnson and jack johnson and what do you get?
PrinPoop: bantam? did he wear contact lenses?
Dexter Fong: Sam Most science High School
Dexter Fong: PP: Best damn nearsighted fighter there ever was
Dexter Fong: Knocked out 27 Referees
PrinPoop: johnson, johnson and johnson??
Dexter Fong: 3 Timekeepers and an announcer
PrinPoop: just keep him pointed in the right direction, upstream
Dexter Fong: Brickhouse "The Salmon" Johnson they called him
Dexter Fong: Wouldn't eat before a fight
Dexter Fong: or a fuck
PrinPoop: whatever happened to bantam books anyway
llanwydd: what's there to do on the weekend?
Dexter Fong: Not a lotta chickens read down by Frank Purdue
cease: a black right eye, a black left eye, and a texas pecker up your ass
PrinPoop: very religious though, a dam would stop him cold
Dexter Fong: Wooing "Dallas SAtyle"
PrinPoop: cat cat cat, one point for cease
Dexter Fong: WWKFD
PrinPoop: was there a brickhouse JR?
Dexter Fong: Who's JR?
PrinPoop: who shot him?
Dexter Fong: Charles Rocket
llanwydd: so, is this all of us?
Dexter Fong: I might be more than one.......
PrinPoop: apparently
PrinPoop: why not take all of me?
Dexter Fong: can't you see?
llanwydd: good god!
Dexter Fong: Feel the power, brother (unpronounceble)
PrinPoop: shuttle the power
Dexter Fong: Hand loomed Rugs by Shuttle Power
Bightrethighrehighre: power to the brothers....
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Boney', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:40 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Boney? Where's the Boi?
PrinPoop: land roomed rugs by shower puddle
PrinPoop: boney, your late, 20 push-ups
llanwydd: well, it's getting late. I'm out of here
Dexter Fong: befuddles shrugs from land rover
cease: maybe it's a goil
Dexter Fong: Night Tym=)
PrinPoop: the bus is here? I am gone too, byeeeeeeeee
llanwydd: goodnight
Dexter Fong: Ty=)
Boney: Nite.
Dexter Fong: Night PP
cease: pp
PrinPoop: toodles
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:41 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs PrinPoop by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: bye pooper
cease: mr hanky waves...hello
Dexter Fong: hanke?
Merlyn: the crowd breaking up now?
Dexter Fong: I didn't hear any jokes, Merl
cease: fewer coming in than going out
Dexter Fong: Cat: Like the American economy
cease: funny news. us to start trade war with china, duties on chinese goods. that is hilarious
cease: i fthe chinese sold thier bonds or simplly stiopped buying em, there would be no more american economy.
Dexter Fong: China already outsourcing to south east Asia
cease: i did some riffs on this in Red Shift
Bightrethighrehighre: ....all these geeks r gawkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're (abolish syntax....er....sin tax....) "sayin"....
Dexter Fong: Hmmmm.....red Shift = Going Negative
cease: doesntg george bush and the whole regine seem more and more like the manchurian candidate?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes......It's is just astonishing how corrupt they all are
cease: at the begining of nuclear war, us invokes mild trade sanctions
Dexter Fong: Unashamedly corrupt
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bightrethighrehighre: Firesign cowboy....over n' out....til nexxxxx week....
cease: i wonder where bunny is tonight?
||||||||| At 11:50 PM, Bightrethighrehighre runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: big
Dexter Fong: Remeber the ala..........the ala....uh moe?
Merlyn: bye for me, too
Dexter Fong: Night Merl
Dexter Fong: Thanks for hosting
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:51 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: merl
Dexter Fong: Guess I'll drift on down the apartment...night all
cease: off we drift
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:52 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Boney scratches his butt, subtly.
Boney: 11:53 PM
Boney: No Phil Austin.
Boney: merdre.
Boney Phil Austin Spoof!
||||||||| At 11:59 PM, Boney runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

Dexter Fong
Miz Beet
Mr. Motion
URL References:

Rogue's Gallery:

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PP and Cat(cease)

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Merlyn and Tirebiter

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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"