A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 14, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:48 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 14, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: Hi Clem :-) ... had to leave and come back...forgot to change the refresh
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:03 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:03 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: sheesh...got bumped
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Tweenys For Industry! in through the front door at 9:05 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tweenys For Industry!: Once again, into the abyss.
Bambi: Hi Tweeny
Tweenys For Industry!: A properly religions opening...
Bambi: lol
Tweenys For Industry!: Do you know if they're going to release a 2005 tour album?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'i speak a new llangwyddge', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Tweenys For Industry!: Hey LL.
i speak a new llangwyddge: good evenin folks
||||||||| Elayne sneaks in around 9:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with Firesign Theatre" '
Bambi: hi i speak llangy
Elayne: Greetings from hell! I'm still at the office.
Bambi: hi E!
Elayne: Needless to say, I don't get paid for this.
Tweenys For Industry!: The clash of the Teutonic Plates.
i speak a new llangwyddge: hi e
Tweenys For Industry!: Hey E.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwktaxdodge', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
klokwktaxdodge: 'ello Elayne!
Tweenys For Industry!: Dog man...
Elayne: Not in a terribly good mood, just killing time while the plumbers finish the job they've failed to do for, let's see, four hours now...
Bambi: oh, man! Sorry to hear that E!
klokwktaxdodge: you've already paid for this
||||||||| "9:11 PM? 9:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "artichoke, i'm just a joke should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as artichoke, i'm just a joke enters and sits on the couch.
i speak a new llangwyddge: hy klok
Elayne: If Tild comes in, apologize to her for me. I hadn't anticipated staying at the office for 12+ hours...
Elayne: ...and I'm not going to log onto the chat again when I get home, whenever that will be.
Elayne: Anyone got a decent job for me? Anyone at all?
Tweenys For Industry!: Mr. President? Where can I get a job?
Bambi: hi joke
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Simister', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: hi Klok
Bambi: and artie
Bambi: and simister
Simister )
Elayne: Cool, lots of new monikers here. Wish I were in a cheerier mood.
Tweenys For Industry!: Just back from the valley, it's simister....
i speak a new llangwyddge: hi sim
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hey bambi
Bambi: maybe I should change my name too ... maybe to Thumper or Godzilla
ah,clem: hi all
Elayne: Hello Jim!
Simister: ahhhh CLem!
i speak a new llangwyddge: thumper is a cool character
Bambi: oh, artie is just a joke lol
artichoke, i'm just a joke: boy I can tell I'm going to be slooow at this...
artichoke, i'm just a joke: any aliens online?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: greetings
Tweenys For Industry!: Yo cease...
Simister: hi Cease!
i speak a new llangwyddge: name that tune: ...his bowtie is really a camera
artichoke, i'm just a joke: america
Tweenys For Industry!: Yes' version is excellent, LL...
i speak a new llangwyddge: I'm listening to the Yes version right now
Simister: album?
Tweenys For Industry!: Nice choice, LL. Wakeman & Bruford.
cease: hey el. 3 weeks from today i'll be chatting from your place
i speak a new llangwyddge: I've got a live recording from 1971
Tweenys For Industry!: It was released as a single, but is on some compilations.
Bambi: Giant Rat of Sumatra on CNI Radio at the moment
Bambi: in honor of the quakes/volcanos in Sumatra (Indonesia) ... lest we forget the bad time they are going through over there right now.
i speak a new llangwyddge: the one I'm listening to right now has Tony Kaye. It was a really old showpiece of theirs
Elayne: Yes Cat, three weeks from now I'll actually be on vacation, and may be doing some interviews during the day (hope you understand).
Tweenys For Industry!: Ah, Canadian!
Simister: ah ah ah ah clem!
Tweenys For Industry!: The plates off the West Coast aren't much better, from what one hears.
Elayne: In any case, I definitely won't be at the office in three weeks like I am now...
ah,clem: bless you
Simister: I didn't steal any plates
cease: good luck with the interviews, el. nyc is full of museums i want to see
Simister: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Elayne: Okay, the plumbers are finally done. I'm out of here. If I'm in a better mood after I get home, I might log on again.
Tweenys For Industry!: Thought the single was Wakeman, but I could be wrong.
Elayne: Later, all!
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Tweenys For Industry!: Bye E.
i speak a new llangwyddge: In my opinion Yes West wasn't Yes
Bambi: lol
Tweenys For Industry!: Yes West LL?
cease: Jerry West? great former laker
Bambi: see ya later E!
Tweenys For Industry!: Reading HS Thompson's "Hey Rube". Great book. Didn't know he was a sports writer.
i speak a new llangwyddge: That's what Yesheads call Yes with Trevor Rabin 1983-1994
cease: a friend of mine read it and wasnt impressed. i'd rather read hunter's political screeds
Tweenys For Industry!: Yeah, LL. Different band, but it's hard not to like almost anything they do (except Drama). Khoroshev has added some nice touches to their sound.
i speak a new llangwyddge: I only skimmed through his book about the Hells Angels
cease: i want to re-read fear and loathing on the campaign trail, when i finish Mason and Dixon
cease: i have half a dozen of his books
i speak a new llangwyddge: I loved "Talk" (1994)
cease: he could write very very badly, on occasion. his rum diary was unreadable, in my opinion
Tweenys For Industry!: It does include the period before and after 911, so I sort of like the running commentary. 1st of his I've read. Will try others. Have you seen "Where the Buffalo Roam" w/Bill Murray playing HS?
i speak a new llangwyddge: I never heard of the rum diary
cease: yes i have it on tape. just watched breakfast with hunter, a doc about him
Simister: damn rat bastages
Tweenys For Industry!: So what's good, cease?
cease: his family watched it after his death. apparently it captured him perfectly
Simister: mmmmm dairy rum!
cease: i quite liked a scene where he's trying to get pj o'rorke stoned, without success, while answering pj's questions about how to write stoned
Tweenys For Industry!: Will have to look for Breakfast.
i speak a new llangwyddge: so I heard hunter was cremated. What was the point of that?
cease: all the stuff he wrote for rolling stone is great
Simister: easier to shoot from a cannon
cease: better to be shot out of a cannon, llan
Tweenys For Industry!: Cremated and shot out of a cannon on his property, by request.
i speak a new llangwyddge: how did you both think of that at the same time?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: get that a cannon....
i speak a new llangwyddge: shot out of a cannon!?
cease: maybe when the firesign all die, they can be shot out of Their canon
artichoke, i'm just a joke: cannon in B flat?
Tweenys For Industry!: Bach to the future...
i speak a new llangwyddge: The Sacred Canon
artichoke, i'm just a joke: I cant spell
cease: a funny joke i hope, arti
Simister: H flat
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:28 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: i love my canons, particularly the XL1-S
Merlyn: ello
Tweenys For Industry!: It's the magical mystery tour...
i speak a new llangwyddge: Canton, NY
Simister: hi Merl
i speak a new llangwyddge: Hi Merl
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hi mer!
cease: hey merl, you missed my firesign canon joke. and el is gone already. there isnt anyone else here who knows enough to find it funny
Simister: I hate when that happens
Tweenys For Industry!: The Electrician's got Merl's tounge.
i speak a new llangwyddge: SO, WHAT DID EVERYBODY HAVE FOR DINNER?
Simister: Beer
Tweenys For Industry!: His tongue as well...
cease: dilled salmon, with Special Sauce
Merlyn: baloney sandwiches
Tweenys For Industry!: A heaping bowl of Castor Oil flakes.
artichoke, i'm just a joke: dinner...what's that?
Simister: sings the loseners jingle
i speak a new llangwyddge: salmon is one of the healthiest foods, cat
Bambi: fish and chicken ... ah, yes...I had the lasagna .... actually I had the chicken
Simister: better than the fish.....
Merlyn: salmon chanted evening...
i speak a new llangwyddge: I LOL merl
cease: i usually eat different fish every day. today was salmon
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hey that's funny
Tweenys For Industry!: Salmon's great to eat, but you don't want to Rush the cooking lest ye be eating mercury.
Tweenys For Industry!: lol Merl
i speak a new llangwyddge: Salmon is best poached
Merlyn: how does cooking remove mercury?
klokwktaxdodge: I'm in wireless support mode at the moment, folks
Simister: mmmmm mercury--- heavy metal rocks!
cease: hey merl, i tried to send you the Steam-Driven Internet from the Big Broadcast of 1996, but it was rejected as too big a file. even when i cut it down to mono
Bambi: hey Cat and Merlyn
i speak a new llangwyddge: Well you folks made me go out and buy some salmon. I'll be doing that tonight
Merlyn: cat, can you put it up on a site somewhere?
Tweenys For Industry!: Why, there's no need to Rush Die'in to eat Salmon, is there?
Bambi: Taxes, Taxes, Taxes ..... blech
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:33 PM and Miz Beet (Tild) steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
i speak a new llangwyddge: Anybody ever had Welsh cuisine? Rarebit? Glamorgan sausage? Leek salad? Anything the like?
Tweenys For Industry!: A vegetarian's delight this evening...
i speak a new llangwyddge: Hey MizBeet!
Simister: not much into greek perversions
Simister: lol
Miz Beet (Tild): lo all!
Merlyn: isn't welsh cuisine an oxymoron?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: does enya constitute a rare bit?
Tweenys For Industry!: How about geek provisions?
Simister: yeah!
Bambi: hi Tild ... E! was still at work ... said to apologize couldn't be here
Merlyn: I like their grape juice
Simister: that't the wicked!
||||||||| 9:35 PM: Bubba's Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
i speak a new llangwyddge: The Welsh like their cheese sausage
i speak a new llangwyddge: Hey bub
Tweenys For Industry!: My head's exploding...
Miz Beet (Tild): lo Bambi. Thanks. Will E be able to make it later, or not tonight at all?
Bubba's Brain: Hey all -- y'allz here.
Bambi: hi BB
i speak a new llangwyddge: Enya? I have to admit I'm not familiar
cease: hey bub. did you get the seem real theatre plays?
cease: tiild, you missed her again. she said she might come back later though
Bubba's Brain: I forgot the time change (which Indiana does not participate in... yet) put chat an hour earlier for me now.
Bambi: not sure ... been at office 12 hours already
artichoke, i'm just a joke: well then .... enya face dude!.....she's a star
Tweenys For Industry!: Joe Beetz? Your Bro?
i speak a new llangwyddge: Enya Face! LOL!
Simister: been there done that... the coffee was stale!
Bubba's Brain: Hey cat -- Yes, I got them.
Miz Beet (Tild): okey dokey. thanks. ok if I hang out wit youse guys for a bit?
Tweenys For Industry!: Hoosierland's in a time vortex. Eerie Indiana tupperware party.
Bubba's Brain: Red shit is up now at http://lodestonecatalog.com/cgi-bin/ltmcat.cgi?sku=CATI003
Bambi: but of course :-)
Bubba's Brain: shift shift.... I really didn't mean it.
cease: red shit? that sounds awful
Merlyn: hey, no editorial comments
Bubba's Brain: sorry, major typo.
cease: i thought i saw all possible bummers at that hospital my dad was in, but not that!
Miz Beet (Tild): thenk yew. Been awhile since i've been here.
cease: we're delighted to have you here, tild
Bambi: youse guys ... from north Jersey? or just like the sound of it?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: tween....how's it hanging dude...?
||||||||| artichoke, i'm just a joke, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Sitting Room.
Tweenys For Industry!: With a matching tie and handherchief, Arti...
Simister: test
Tweenys For Industry!: Katchoo!
||||||||| 9:41 PM -- artichoke, i'm just a joke enters.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: that's from EOBE
Miz Beet (Tild): Just like the sound. I'm in Minnesota, but actually was in NYC and parts of Jersey about a week ago
cease: i'll be in nyc at elayne's place in 3 weeks
Bambi: wb
Tweenys For Industry!: Southside Johnny & The Jukes are pretty good if you like NJ music.
Bambi: spent most of my life at the Jersey shore ... but born in Virginia myself and in VA now.
Miz Beet (Tild): ISounds like fun, cat. I was only able to talk to Elayne by phone while we were there
Bambi: at the Jersey Shore ... the talk way different from North Jersey
Tweenys For Industry!: DC subs, Bambi?
Bambi: it's more like you guys there than youse guys lol
Simister: she can't say
Merlyn: I'm in MN
Bambi: actually more like between NYC and Philly ... but nowadays it's turning into a DC suburb LOL
cease: i'll be in the DC suburbs before i go visit El, Dex and whomever
Simister: I'm in Ohio and it's a DC suburb
Tweenys For Industry!: When to high school just outside Philly. Quaker boarding school.
Tweenys For Industry!: I'm in Baghdad, and it's a DC suburb.
Miz Beet (Tild): while in NYC we --me, the hub and the 2 hulking teenage sons--took a 4 hour bus tour of Sopranos locations in NJ. Fun..
Bambi: lived about 10 min from Seaside across the bay ... about an hour trip in the summer.
artichoke, i'm just a joke: that's funny tween
Simister: k enough of my silliness. Be well my friends
ah,clem: no requests tonight?
Tweenys For Industry!: "You're talking to the Hawk, see?" Hawkmoth?
Simister: tweenys topped me bigtop
cease: how about Eat or Be Eaten, ah clem
Bambi: see ya later Simister
ah,clem: ok Cat, can do
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:48 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Tweenys For Industry!: Sure Clem. How about LaBomba Shelter?
ah,clem: sorry tweeny, Cat got in first
Miz Beet (Tild): para bailar La Bomba ...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Dave: hi everyone, sorry wasn't here last week, comcast server was down throughout the nation
Tweenys For Industry!: Yo, Dave...
cease: hi dave
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hey dave
Simister: Hi Dave.... good night Dave
Miz Beet (Tild): 'lo llan, 'lo Dave
Tweenys For Industry!: The Dance. Fine FM album.
Dave: I called Ken but he didn't answer, he might be asleep already, but I'm sure he says hello to all
Bambi: hi Dave
Tweenys For Industry!: They're taking over my sewer!
klokwktaxdodge: dang, this is taking longer than i thought. sorry i'm not really here
Dave: any word from Lili? want to make sure she's ok
Bambi: good to see you klok
Tweenys For Industry!: Can you advise me how to deduct these business dinners?
cease: i wish i had heard from lili. no email from either doc or her
Miz Beet (Tild): I'm havinf difficulties tonight..seems the PC I'm on is infected w/ some kind of spyware...popups every 2 seconds.Gaaah!
Tweenys For Industry!: Just checked out "Red Shift". Gonna have to put that one on the short list...
Miz Beet (Tild): having
Bambi: hope Lili is doing well ... always a hard time
Dave: two weeks ago I was using a new screen reader, now I've realized it reads faster this way
Bambi: Tild: If you haven't already ... you might want to get the 30 day trial os Webroot Spy Sweeper and 15-day trial of Sunbelt's CounterSpy ... that should help quite a bit
Tweenys For Industry!: The way things are going, Japan's going to have a robot that'll read to you and fetch your coffee as well.
Tweenys For Industry!: Lili was in an accident, right?
Miz Beet (Tild): I blame my kids and those wild video games they play on the internets
cease: as if they need any more lonliness
cease: next they'll have a robot commit suicide for them
Tweenys For Industry!: Miz Beet is picking up vocab from our Pres...
llanwydd: I just got a window that said "That item cannot be chosen"
cease: is that like the new jersey nets?
Bambi: LOL
Miz Beet (Tild): Thanks Bambi, I'll write those down . I know the hub has tried a few things to get rid of the spyware, but it jes keeps comin back.
llanwydd: about to order a dinner delivery. will be offline for a moment
Tweenys For Industry!: I wouldn't eat the fish, cease. Likely to have ingested medical waste.
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Simister - dead from the yaws
||||||||| i speak a new llangwyddge - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: some of those pieces of crapware are really resistent to removal for sure.
Tweenys For Industry!: Grid I love my Mac.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: I'm finally going to go to mac OS X
cease: now that i can use the question mark and the apostrophe, i will probably warm up to mine too, tween
Tweenys For Industry!: Only two minues off? Catherwood is getting in sync...
cease: you're not getting tiger or panther or whatever the new os is called, merl?
Tweenys For Industry!: OS X Tiger looks like a serious improvement over the current version, and looks like it'll leave MS in the dust...
Miz Beet (Tild): http://tildblog.blogspot.com/2005/04/available-now-at-newsstands-in-hell.html
artichoke, i'm just a joke: looks like I'm fad
artichoke, i'm just a joke: and an outdated one
Bubba's Brain: Ding.
Miz Beet (Tild): sorry--can't help pushing my latest little paintshop pro doodling...
Bambi: will take a peak at the blog after we get off air Tild ... thanks for the link
Tweenys For Industry!: Are you fadding away, arti?
Bambi: you are on blogspot too :-)
Tweenys For Industry!: Pretty cool, Tild. Will check it out later...
Miz Beet (Tild): what's your URL Bambi?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: well its hard to keep up....but I enjoy listening
Bambi: http://bambismusings.blogspot.com
Miz Beet (Tild): Very cool. Thanks
artichoke, i'm just a joke: what happened to clem?
Dave: did anyone here the weather in CO, we had about a foot of snow last Sautrday and it was probably 65-70 today, gotta love it
cease: he got ah'd
Bambi :-)
Bambi: clem's here
Bambi: heard about that Dave! Is that normal this time of year?
ah,clem: chichi
artichoke, i'm just a joke: you know I think fs is about the funniest stuff I've ever heard.....
Tweenys For Industry!: Weather or not you agree, the whether's changing.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'pPoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Tweenys For Industry!: So arti, where you hail from?
Miz Beet (Tild): Will stop by again at your place; I'm miserably un-techie. I gotta work on that
Dave: well, we've been known to have our share of snow, but nothing like that, apparently it was blowing everywhere too, had a snowday from school but I went to visit the university I'm going to next year, so I didn't miss school as I thought I would
Tweenys For Industry!: Eat it Raw!
pPoop: You Bet!
Bubba's Brain: Raw Raw Raw.
Bambi: it's Principal Poop himself
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hey poop
Bambi: night Tild :-)
Tweenys For Industry!: He's the Principal of Moments.
pPoop: That's the spirit we've got here, so come on kids, let's re-enlist lol
Miz Beet (Tild): gnight Bambi
cease: the dylan does opera thing on this would go well with the dylan the lawyer piece from digital diner.
Tweenys For Industry!: Say hi to Thumper...
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bubba's Brain: I have no Interest in Priciple (at this Compound).
pPoop: g'night ma ~
Bambi: will check yours out too ... did you mean you were leaving Tild?
Miz Beet (Tild): not only are these pretzels making me thirsty, but
Tweenys For Industry!: Plant was a guest speaker at South By Southwest this year.
pPoop: I was banking on your undividend interest
Miz Beet (Tild): these pop-ups are makin me crazy. Yeah, I bleev I'm going back to the shadows again..
Dave: so now I've got the window open and this could pass for a summer night, I think, not sure if it's cloudy out there to tell you the truth, at least rain is auditory, snow isn't so I have to ask people if it's snowing, and if I don't and it is, I get a shock when I step outside
pPoop: that is shocking dave
Bambi: ok, Tild .... hope you win against that crapware!
pPoop: grape or brown sugar cinammon pop-ups? mmmmm
Miz Beet (Tild): I might try coming back a bit later... Night'all
cease: by tild
Bambi: mmmm .... strawberry?
Tweenys For Industry!: Scientific American Frontiers on PBS is showing an episode about retnal implants. It only shows lighter and darker squares so far, but it's comin'.
Tweenys For Industry!: Bye Beet.
Bambi: blueberry
Tweenys For Industry!: Jordi may not be so fantastic.
pPoop: they re-grew the retina in a frog, he could discern light from dark
pPoop: razz-berry pfffffft
Bambi: nite Tild
Tweenys For Industry!: I'm going to clone myself so he can go to school for me.
pPoop: speaking of clones, how is ah, clem?
Bambi: ok, which one would you prefer pPoop? then choose the other one ... lol
Bubba's Brain: I only have eyes for you.... frog.....
pPoop: they have no legs, what do they need eyes for?
Bambi: he's great as always and he's here carefully while streaming on dialup ;-)
artichoke, i'm just a joke: ah canadian!
pPoop: now I hear him, the wonders of technology, wow
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: he's=clem
Tweenys For Industry!: Blue Wyndd
ah,clem: hi Mr. Principal
llanwydd: they never come up into the hills, these guys
Bambi: wb llanwydd
Bubba's Brain: I'll have a side order of frog eyes.
pPoop: your favorite pop-up right bambi?
pPoop: hi ah, clem
pPoop: howdy ll
llanwydd: very strange that we'
pPoop: looserners the all weather cereal
llanwydd: as I was about to say
pPoop: this land is made of mud
llanwydd: strange that dexter fong is not here
Tweenys For Industry!: Who IS we?
Merlyn: zzz
artichoke, i'm just a joke: and how did we get here from where?
pPoop: we are us, maybe, possibly, we did not have time for questions like that back in 1776
Bambi: yeah, no Dex ... very odd
cease: did dex say last week that he wouldnt be here tonight?
Tweenys For Industry!: Henry Mancini w/Uzis... LOL
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Miz Beet (Tild) - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
pPoop: fong on fling?
Tweenys For Industry!: 14 goose setps...
Tweenys For Industry!: Or steps, as the case may be...
pPoop: I did not say simon says, go back
pPoop: oops mother may I, not simon
Tweenys For Industry!: They've all come to look for America...
pPoop: brrrr it is cold here
cease: even colder on mars
Tweenys For Industry!: Fishing for shnook?
Tweenys For Industry!: I don't think we're in...
pPoop: nope, not in
Dave: singing is soul
Bubba's Brain: Someone mentioned to me seeing a long time ago a "Shoes for Industry" bumper sticker. Anyone remember such a sticker? Anyone got a photo?
cease: mutt and smutt was, or is, a major firesign riff
Tweenys For Industry!: What's your favorite band, Dave?
cease: i just sent merl a few minutes from a feb. 70 hour hour that has a sort of pre-mutt and smutt thing
llanwydd: okay I'm back. anything happenin at this club tonight?
cease: itll be on the ipon firesign lineup soon i trust
Bambi: the Root cat (our black cat) is hanging out resting on my lap :-)
pPoop: david soul of starsky and hutch can sing?
cease: i used this diamond crusted spade to remove several hearts
pPoop: billcat is looking out the window
llanwydd: This says "subversive"! not "faulty"!
Merlyn: Well, I'm going to cut out, I have videogames to play
Tweenys For Industry!: Bill Hicks. "I got so drunk that when the cops pulled me over I started dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club".
Merlyn: bye all
Bambi: ok, Merlyn ... careful with the gaming thumb
pPoop: I hope you bought a trench coat before they became expensive merlyn
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:28 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bubba's Brain: Nite... don't get tendonitis.
cease: by merl
ah,clem: will do a little mutt and smutt after this, before sign off...
Bubba's Brain: "I looked in the rear view mirror and there were these teeny little cops"
Tweenys For Industry!: At the boy with the Texas plates, Bubba?
Bambi: neal amid
llanwydd: were the teeny little cops at waffle stops?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: looks like I'm fad'n fast.....hey, tween, how's that big sky?
Tweenys For Industry!: Anyone think Richard Jeni is as funny as I think he is?
pPoop: tiny little waffles?
llanwydd: in Ducktown?
Bambi: barefoot in the pits
Bubba's Brain: Oh.. sorry... was off doing multitasking... acutally the quote was from a Bill Hicks routine about getting pulled over on acid.
Tweenys For Industry!: Haven't made it to all of TX. I live in Austin near the Hill Country but have travelled West. Quite a state, if you can excuse the politicians.
artichoke, i'm just a joke: no sorry no excuse for thar kind....
pPoop: heh heh heh she said pits
Tweenys For Industry!: The Door Is A Jar.
llanwydd: I've been in San Antonio. I could forget the Alamo
Bubba's Brain: No its not A door is a door! A jar is a jar!
cease: i think morrison has had his last jar
pPoop: put the chapstick on my bill please, said monica the duck
cease: i'm making my first visit to texas in may. if you wanna call the airport a visit
Bambi: there is no excuse for any politician really
cease: this is not a pipe
llanwydd: Ah yes, well I landed in San Antonio. I didn't fly back out
Bubba's Brain: this statement is false.
Tweenys For Industry!: I tell you How.
llanwydd: I believe it bub
pPoop: everything you know is wrong
Bubba's Brain: I know its wrong.
cease: gerat god katchoo, this is where that's from
Tweenys For Industry!: Austin's pretty much an island. There are actually liberals here. UT and all...
Tweenys For Industry!: Although there's a Pacifica station in Houston, so even that cesspool isn't all bad.
cease: jim hightower, molly ivins, others?
klokwktaxdodge: texas has nice airports unless you need to get somewhere from one
cease: hey klok.
cease: i saw earthsea last night
llanwydd: Hey let's make predictions about the new pope!
cease: the dvd came to our local store
klokwktaxdodge: hi cat
klokwktaxdodge: slight wireless debug session on the phone, sorry, back now
Bubba's Brain: It won't be Antonio Secola.
Tweenys For Industry!: Kudzu vines done took over the town!
pPoop: loved the books, movie was ok
Tweenys For Industry!: Pope Falwell II.
cease: the movie is to the book as popeye is to anapolis
Bubba's Brain: ... cause they won't want a Pope Secola.
llanwydd: I'll give you my predictions. Name: Petrus Segundi Nationality: Italian Education: Oxford, MIT Favorite actors: The Firesign Theatre
Tweenys For Industry!: They're polling Anna?
pPoop: laugh until you vomit, super album title
llanwydd: Pope Secola! LOL Bub!
pPoop: pope paul mcartney
Tweenys For Industry!: Been to Prescott ( where they filmed Billy Jack). Near Arcosanti.
Bubba's Brain: Sorry... old high-school joke from the last time this happened, 28 years ago..... or the previous time, 4 weeks before that.
Tweenys For Industry!: Heck, if you're going to Knight the Beatles...
pPoop: ah, clem you are the man, or clone ahh something
Bubba's Brain: Pope George Ringo I
Tweenys For Industry!: Pope Secola, from the Naval Air Base of Nepal.
cease: is it in the desert, tween?
pPoop: who was the priest on SNL, father sododoochi?
Tweenys For Industry!: Ohmmmmm. Ohhhhhm. Range........
Bubba's Brain: Pope Secola, from Atlanta, GA.... nope that's his rival.
ah,clem: tks, Mr. Principal
Tweenys For Industry!: It's in the monkey brains for dessert, cease.
cease: sarduci?
pPoop: I have to pense secola, florida air base
Bubba's Brain: Pope Sarduci?
Bambi: what you mean ... Knight the Beatles ... they were better than giving the 'honorary' knighthood to B Grates
pPoop: been
cease: don novella or whatever his name is
pPoop: ahh super, yes, pope Sarduci lol
pPoop: lazlo toth
Bubba's Brain: Pope Gates?
Tweenys For Industry!: Oh, say can Lucci?
llanwydd: finda de popes inna de pizza
pPoop: Pope Poop sounds ok
cease: poop poop parade
Bubba's Brain: Someone was talking about the Papal Funeral, and I for a second thougtht PayPal funeral. Casket to the highest bidder.... Greive it now button....
artichoke, i'm just a joke: fad'in fast agin.....what to do?
Bambi: gotta love Mutt and Smut show
pPoop: pope pampoon, not insane
Bubba's Brain: Nice ring to it.
cease: they sure do, bambi
Dave: well all I need to get to sleep even this early because I haven't been sleeping, so I will see you all next week
cease: there is a ton of this stuff
Bubba's Brain: One orgasm one vote.
Tweenys For Industry!: Ring ring ring. Mayor Pinisnose.
pPoop: dave? daves not here man.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:48 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dave by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: I liked when Fr Guido fielded questions from the audience. Somebody asked what was the strangest confession he ever heard. He said "We're not allowed to talk abouta that. (pause) I coulda sell you de tapes."
Tweenys For Industry!: Adios, Dave.
llanwydd: nite dave
pPoop: ahh guido
Tweenys For Industry!: Nixon.
cease: by dave
artichoke, i'm just a joke: by dave
pPoop: pope nixon, but he is dead, is Trish busy? Popess Trish Nixon
cease: Pope Opie
pPoop: who was the other one?
Tweenys For Industry!: The paws that refreshes....
pPoop: Pope Sphinx
Bubba's Brain: Only problem with "one orgasm, one vote" is that women would be capable of voting more often than men.... of course in practice, men would still get to vote more.
Tweenys For Industry!: LOL Bubba. We should have a contest in Florida to test the theory.
pPoop: a hole new meaning to chads
Bubba's Brain: Hanging chads.... only if they're not circumcized.
Bambi: chattels?
klokwktaxdodge: don't shout, we can hear you
Tweenys For Industry!: Ouch, Bambi...
pPoop: what would the satan say? sudafed works for me ah,clem
klokwktaxdodge: death to chattel rustlers!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
pPoop: you cut me to the quick bubba
Elayne: *yawn*
Elayne: Hey all...
cease: hey, it's El!
pPoop: ahhh E
cease: did tild reach you, el?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hey elayne
klokwktaxdodge: you missed Ms. Beet again, E
Bambi: wb E!
Elayne: Man, that was a tough drive home, I was so sleepy...
Elayne: No Cat, was she here tonight?
Elayne: Damn!!!
Tweenys For Industry!: Richard Jeni again. Hello and Welcome!
pPoop: a E, i o u how much?
Bambi: Tild was here and stayed a bit ... might be back a bit later.
cease: reds and yellows, eh?
Elayne: Let me dash her off an e-mail...
cease: cant have capitalism without the communist chinese these days
Elayne: Dash it all, anyway...
pPoop: frog eyes
Tweenys For Industry!: Wal-mart & Chinese Communism. The end is near.
cease: what would mao do?
artichoke, i'm just a joke: the end was last year sometime....
Tweenys For Industry!: Ya ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow...
pPoop: no bic lighters in your suitcase on the airplane, terrorist tobacco smoker
klokwktaxdodge: is is mao mao season again?
Bambi: had to go to walmart to get Coleman Fuel today ... checked in Target ... no go ... they don't even carry it .. even though they carry a bunch of Coleman stuff....annoying
Tweenys For Industry!: Daphne lanterns?
Elayne: Okay, I dashed off an e-mail to her, I'll check in during Daily Show commercials...
Bubba's Brain: Can I get a Coleman Porter?
pPoop: wal-mart tore down part of a mountain near me :( I never go there
klokwktaxdodge: they might have discovered that Coleman is run by non-believers or something
cease: ok el
Elayne: Not going to sleep any time soon, I just finished dinner.
Bubba's Brain: What -- non capitalists?
Bambi: we have a lantern and burner that use Coleman Fuel ... we also have some Propane items too but needed the Coleman Fuel...guess Target thinks folks throw away their old camping equipment. hmmmm
Bubba's Brain: Propane... goin all around my brain....
cease: lol bub
Bubba's Brain: it wont light... it wont light... it won't light.... Propane
pPoop: no no no no, I don't sniffffff no more
Tweenys For Industry!: Wal-Mart destroys small town merchants. Haven't yet stepped a foot in one of their stores. And that's besides the point that they use Chinese slave labor. Little Feat - Chinese Work Songs.
Bambi: glad you made it back E!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne: Bambi, I'm only a clone, I'm not really here at all.
pPoop: chinese food for dinner?
Elayne: My brain is really soppy, I'm not at all well...
klokwktaxdodge: feel your pain, Bambi; my stove prefers Coleman (not much fun to pack propane or butane; takes up an awful lot of room when you're doing the carrying)
Elayne: BRB, going to watch the start of the Daily Show now. See you during the ad break.
Bambi: All national chains destroy small town merchants ....
Tweenys For Industry!: Hope you're better, E.
klokwktaxdodge: look for a camping outfitter, but don't expect any bargains
Bubba's Brain: Dumped for Jon Stewart, again.
pPoop: meow
Bambi: got that right Klok! and you don't want to use non-Coleman Fuel either ... they all stink, even the one they try to pass off as Coleman Fuel equivalent but cheaper
Tweenys For Industry!: Not like Wal-Mart, Bambi. They get huge tax concessions, put the downtowns out of business, and then leave. The Borg.
klokwktaxdodge: oh, I can burn just about anything, but Coleman is the best; others are for emergencies
Tweenys For Industry!: Or more appropriately, the aliens on Independence Day.
artichoke, i'm just a joke: hey, the Borg finally got democracy at least.....
Bubba's Brain: Bargains are irrelevant... you will shop with us....
Bambi: even at Walmart Coleman Fuel was $4.03 with tax ... last year I think we got it for $2.98 plus tax ... Clem would know for sure.
Tweenys For Industry!: Take Xanadu.
klokwktaxdodge: I haven't tried JP-4 or JP-8, but think it'll work. auto gas clogs it after a couple hours and I have to mod the air holes for alcohol
cease: did you say you saw earthsea, klok?
Bubba's Brain: Take Xanadu and cal me in the morning....
Bambi: yep, Klok ... we've been known to burn the others too ... but only in emergencies too LOL
klokwktaxdodge: the thing about Coleman is that you can't keep it around; expires after 6 mo.; 3 mo. after it's opened
klokwktaxdodge: no Cat
cease: lucky man
cease: ive never watched the whole lord of rings cartoon either
Bubba's Brain: But mom, I wanna proclaim a stately pleasure dome....
Tweenys For Industry!: Past tense, cease.
pPoop: I want a movie of pynchons gravity's rainbow, I see dustin huffman as slothrop
klokwktaxdodge: so you have to have a supplier and buy new, pour the old $$ into the lawnmower :-(
Tweenys For Industry!: Dustin Hoffman for Secretary of Transportation.
Bambi: never lasts that long around here Klok LOL ... we like camping
cease: right after i watched the dvd last night, i went to her website where she expressed her awe at how they destroyed her work, joined by all of her fans
cease: good one, pppoop
pPoop: Pope Dustin Hoffman
cease: im reading mason and dixon now. i cant see it as a flick,
Bubba's Brain: Pope off, man.
pPoop: ahh mason dixon is fun also lol
klokwktaxdodge: that's good, Bambi. I can only pack a couple of quarts in my Sigg bottles at best; don't do that anymore, though.
pPoop: I reread V the other day, ahhhhh strange
Tweenys For Industry!: Ya want a good album? Try Mark Knoppfler's "Sailing To Philadelphia".
cease: crying of lot 49 would make an amazing flick, if properly done
Tweenys For Industry!: Sailing is with James Taylor.
cease: so would the earthsea tales, if anyone competent ever makes the flick
pPoop: I never read that, a phobia of some sort
klokwktaxdodge thought ...Buckaroo Banzai...was based on lot 49, cat
cease: i thought iwas christopher cross
Bambi: Lot 6
cease: i dont see it, klok
pPoop: ahhh buckaroo
cease: ive read crying of lot 49 at least 50 times
klokwktaxdodge: you don't see the connection or you haven't seen the movie? ;-)
cease: i have the flick. i know the book as well as i know my fave firesign albums
pPoop: the dune movie was fun, different from the books but fun
Bubba's Brain: no, it was filmed on lot 49.... Warner's backlot...
Tweenys For Industry!: You wanna listen to happy music. Listen to happy music. Listen to John Denver, 'cause he's going to lose it soon. (Jeni)
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
pPoop: the original solaris movie was brrrr scary good
Tweenys For Industry!: Like to meet the people who made the soundtrack to Dune.
Bambi: http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/bbindex.shtml
cease: i iked it, pp
pPoop: thank god I am country boird
Bambi: much more in a google search on Lot 49 Buckaroo Bonzai
klokwktaxdodge: yeah, it's in IMDB
klokwktaxdodge: under trivia
cease: i wonder if that really was pyncheon on simpsons
cease: he's labelled as such on the credits
pPoop: I saw tangerine dream in concert
klokwktaxdodge: Dune movie was too much for 90 minutes and the casting was off. Good actors, playing wrong characters
cease: as good a pineapple dream?
klokwktaxdodge: i didn't know they performed live, Poop...
pPoop: yes klok
Tweenys For Industry!: Seen Buckaroo Banzai. Definitely a cult classic. Treat Williams also made a really good movie in a similar genre (the adventure continues).
pPoop: yes they did, kennedy center, I was out of my element lol
klokwktaxdodge: kind of like Birdsongs -- like the talking dog, it's just amazing that they try
Bambi: I enjoyed Dune ... it was weird
Bambi: enjoyed Buckaroo Bonzai too
Elayne: First ad break. Hi again.
Tweenys For Industry!: Like to see someone do justice to Jules Verne.
cease: i shoulud watch it again
pPoop: that music is insidious the march of buckaroo
klokwktaxdodge: the books are much, much better, Bambi. But Herbert ripped off lots of Arab stuff
pPoop: wb E
cease: hi el. is tild going to join us here again?
klokwktaxdodge: they didn't have the music when they did the movie
ah,clem: hi E!
Elayne: Well klok, it takes place on a desert planet, it does seem natural to borrow Middle Eastern words and such.
Bambi: Banzai
Elayne: I have no idea, Cat, I just sent her an e-mail, I didn't IM her or anything.
artichoke, i'm just a joke: well folks thanks for the entertainment.....all alone, gotta clone....till next time....be well
cease: very true, klok
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:15 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs artichoke, i'm just a joke by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
klokwktaxdodge: nite, artie!
cease: by choke-head
Bambi: yep ... books always better than the movies
pPoop: fast artichoke, no mayo or melted butter
Tweenys For Industry!: That would be the LA band Toto. One of my faves for 80's rock. Best recorded album 1984 (Tot IV). Roseanna was of course Arquette. Amazon Women on the Moon is another one to keep in your collection.
Bambi: night artie
klokwktaxdodge: clem - on the other hand-pick...
Elayne: Cat, we have to remember to make plans with Tom and Lili, maybe on chat next week.
pPoop: do robots dream of electric sheep became a super movie, and super book
Bubba's Brain: I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut out... sleep to be had and all.
pPoop: I forget the movie name lol
pPoop: with harrison ford
Bubba's Brain: Blade Runner
pPoop: put that brain in a vat
pPoop: ahh yes, super book and film
klokwktaxdodge: yeah, i was just looking them up in all-music, Tween. Falling Stars was playing "Africa" last week...
Bubba's Brain: .... with oxygenated fluid bubbling through it.
klokwktaxdodge: nite bubba
cease: yes el, if lili is recovered and can do stuff
Bubba's Brain: nite all.
pPoop: thick syrup, heavy on the 30 weight bubba
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:18 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bubba's Brain by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: poop, the book almost as different from the flick as earthsea was from the trilogy. but both were good
klokwktaxdodge: Arquette has quite a list of "conquests" ;-)
cease: just before he died, dick said he was impressed with the flick
klokwktaxdodge: yeah, it's 'way different. not much Mercerism in the movie
pPoop: that is big praise
cease: i thought dick's religion was the most interesting part of the book. not in the flick at all. that whole empathy idea, on which the book revolves, also absent
cease: dick said he got the idea for the book while doing research on nazis for man in the high castle.
klokwktaxdodge: yeah, the one in A Maze of Death that he worked up with James Pike was pretty interesting too, the Walker-on-Earth and such...
pPoop: I would like to see movies of Jack Chalkers books, I will not hold my breath
cease: reading testimony of prison guards, who were kept awake by children screaming and complained about that, he figured they must be androids, like the characters in electric blad runners
Elayne: Back again...
klokwktaxdodge: for ...Electric Sheep?, Cat?
pPoop: wb E
Bambi: http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/q40.html
klokwktaxdodge: ah, neat
cease: completly in sheep. not so much in blade runner, where they're more sympathetic
Elayne: Oh no, I see it's after 11 and the Dicks have come out...
Tweenys For Industry!: Bhaaa
klokwktaxdodge: well, I thought in ...Electric Sheep? the point was that they had made Mk. 5 models very human-like and the test, forget the name, might not work anymore
pPoop: cryptonomicon is a fair attempt to copy pynchon
Elayne: And the Daily Show's back. Later...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:24 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Evening Dear Friends
klokwktaxdodge: I always liked the Pennfield Mood Organ that Deckert's wife programmed for a 3-hour self-accusatory depression once a week
klokwktaxdodge: hey, Dex!
pPoop: ahh fong, returned from his fling
Tweenys For Industry!: I'll take an order of Gung Pao, and Mushi Pork.
cease: wow. it's dex
klokwktaxdodge: not in the movie; in fact, in the movie, he didn't have a wife
Bambi: hey Dex!
Tweenys For Industry!: 5 or 10 minutes...
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat, Bambi, Elayne, Klok, double P Tweeny and clem
ah,clem: Hi Dex!
pPoop: Pope Fong
Dexter Fong: Cat: Saw Spamalot tonight
klokwktaxdodge: the cat has got our tongue
Tweenys For Industry!: That's a ranch in Tejas, isn't it Dex?
pPoop: super, how was it?
Dexter Fong: Very enjoyable, funny and a nice transition from film to stage
cease: wow
pPoop ) cool
Dexter Fong: Lots of celebs in the audience too
cease: Charles Foster Kane? George Tirebiter?
pPoop: of course, Fong was there
Dexter Fong: Yep, them and Rod Stewart, Mike Nichols, and others
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn
klokwktaxdodge: hey, Merlyn
Tweenys For Industry!: I gave the other ticket to some clown...
Merlyn: Just back for a second, assume elayne is really still here
pPoop: wb merlyn
cease: did you eat or were you eaten by your video game, merl?
Merlyn: Elayne, I should have a newer version of that robot game thingy soon
pPoop: watching the daily show, in and out
Dexter Fong: Merl: Think she went to watch the Daly Show
Merlyn: a litte of each, cat. I died a couple times.
Merlyn: ok dex, be back later.
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:30 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Tweenys For Industry!: You must scream out... LLAMA!!
Dexter Fong: Cuidado...LLAMA!!!!!!!!!
pPoop: rod stewart has nice hair, I literally bumped into him at LAX once lol
Elayne: Back, but alas, no Tild. Going to bed now. Too darn sleepy...
Dexter Fong: He's just a little guy
pPoop: yes
pPoop: merlyn was looking for you
cease: sleep well, el
Bambi: night E!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Sam Drucker's Mom', just granted probation at 11:32 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Tell him to send me the URL again so I can publicize it.
Elayne: Night, all!
Dexter Fong: He wants to show you his robot
pPoop: night E
Sam Drucker's Mom: Hello
Elayne: Hang on, that's not Tild, is it?
Dexter Fong: Night E
pPoop: hehe dexter
klokwktaxdodge: hi sam
Bambi: lil'hatchie
Sam Drucker's Mom: His row butt, how rude.
Elayne: Okay, guess not. Night again!
Bambi: hi Sam's Mom
||||||||| At 11:33 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
klokwktaxdodge: nite E!
pPoop: how are things in hooterville? the home of hooters and petticoat junction
Dexter Fong: Not rude...crude...carved it out of a tree trunk
Sam Drucker's Mom: For a limited time, get the CD for only, just, new, improved, fast, easy $6.66     http://www.cafepress.com/tomb_of_tor
Sam Drucker's Mom: Leaf it to him
Sam Drucker's Mom: Wood he?
Dexter Fong: He intends to branch out
Sam Drucker's Mom: We'll root this out.
Sam Drucker's Mom: On route 66
cease: ents to the left of me, ents to the right
Dexter Fong: ents all aroun 'e
klokwktaxdodge: yep, I'm surrounded by 80ft trees and live in the wrong neighborhood
Sam Drucker's Mom: voo mountain dew
Bambi: gotta love those patent pending speed messages in How Time Flys ... especially when you hear radio today and can't make out all the disclaimers they say cuz they speed them up
Tweenys For Industry!: The acorn doesn't fall far from Eritrea.
cease: the orc general custer raises his sword and attacks
klokwktaxdodge tries not to listen to that kind of radio...
cease: indeed, bambi
Sam Drucker's Mom: How about those happy tomb carvings?
klokwktaxdodge: the ones that Happy Hamburger did?
klokwktaxdodge: the Taliban blew them all up
Sam Drucker's Mom: Happy Hamburger Hill
pPoop: they were ahead of their time, they were heads of their time, they were the head of their time ahh nevermind
Sam Drucker's Mom: Oh Nicky
Dexter Fong: They were the Giant Heads of Eastern Island
klokwktaxdodge: Happy Hamburger Hill and Gully rider: no purple M&Ms?
klokwktaxdodge: until they blew their top knots
Sam Drucker's Mom: I'm bringing the store back home
pPoop: darwin sucks
Dexter Fong: Gully Riders of the Purple M&M?
klokwktaxdodge: Day-O!
Tweenys For Industry!: There's bees & spiders in Arquette!
Sam Drucker's Mom: Enema M and Moby Dick Head
pPoop: and in duckville it is time to eat
Tweenys For Industry!: Illegal Stills is more my style.
Dexter Fong: Illegal Stills and Sour Nash
Sam Drucker's Mom: Moonshine becomes you
Tweenys For Industry!: Just buyin' time.
cease: is it for sale?
Sam Drucker's Mom: It is for sail
Tweenys For Industry!: Nobody bothers the Enola Gay.
Sam Drucker's Mom: You know the CD price of $6.66 is limited, but, what ain't?
cease: he better not want to get married
pPoop: ok, gimme 2 hours, a day and how much for a leap year?
Tweenys For Industry!: Sorry. That's not funny.
Sam Drucker's Mom: That would be a blast of wedding
Sam Drucker's Mom: Real atomic like.
Tweenys For Industry!: Look before you leap ear.
Sam Drucker's Mom: Hey, I'm Mother Drucker.
Tweenys For Industry!: Every 4 years.
pPoop: a modern nuclear family
cease: you must be in a jam
Tweenys For Industry!: How's the food on the road, Dr. H?
pPoop: with a name like drucker, oops
Sam Drucker's Mom: it ain't shakin' like jelly
Bambi: grape, strawberry or booberry?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Who's Dr. H?
pPoop: razz pffffft
Sam Drucker's Mom: Boo boo caboo
Sam Drucker's Mom: Dr. Headphones
Tweenys For Industry!: Strawberry. And my other brother Strawberry.
cease: is that you, kend?
pPoop: captain crunch contanimation
cease: in disguise?
Dexter Fong: Yes Dr. H *is* Doc Headphones but why is tweeny talking to him?
Bambi: so, pPoop ... which poptart did you go with earlier?
Sam Drucker's Mom: No, it's http://www.cafepress.com/tomb_of_tor
Sam Drucker's Mom: ttfn
Bambi: I wasn't looking at his neck...I wasn't looking at his neck....
pPoop: I prefer that one, so I took the other
Tweenys For Industry!: Just guessing. Stuckey's.
Bambi: LOL
pPoop: bsc is the only way to go, chocolate pop-up are like foonzy jumping the shark
Tweenys For Industry!: Some people compare Yes to Metallica. West Yes, maybe might hire the same sound company. I doubt it.
pPoop: yes and metallica? ahh the current youth do have good drugs
Tweenys For Industry!: First, we take Manhattan.
Tweenys For Industry!: Then we take Berlin.
cease: not before i get there
Dexter Fong: I;ll take a Tom Collins
Tweenys For Industry!: I'll take Blonde.
pPoop: non, afghanistan, iraq then france
Dexter Fong: And there they go ...Blond upon Blond upon Blond
Bambi: I'll take a Toast Almond with Frangelica instead of Amaretto
Tweenys For Industry!: World Government. Wal-World!
Tweenys For Industry!: Put this blimp down and let me off!
pPoop: I'll take capitalistic companies for 10,000 dollars
Dexter Fong: and one credit card to bind them all
Tweenys For Industry!: Blonde over Blue...
pPoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere
Dexter Fong: The Hybrid Car over the Simulated Mountain
Tweenys For Industry!: I'll take FDR for 10 Deutchmarks.
klokwktaxdodge: I'll take one from Column 'A' and two from Column 'B'...
pPoop: frangelica, the adams family wife, right?
Tweenys For Industry!: C ya...
klokwktaxdodge: in the movies
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
pPoop: tah tah tweeny
cease: tween
pPoop: the book was better
klokwktaxdodge: in TV, she was Aaron Spelling's ex
Tweenys For Industry!: Dame Fong... oops, sorry, this isn't SF
Bambi: ah, I think Gomez' pet name for Morticia was Caramia
klokwktaxdodge: house of wax lady
Bambi: wasn't it?
Tweenys For Industry!: I'm melting....
klokwktaxdodge: forget, Bambi. maybe in IMDB?
pPoop: no more calls we have a winner, where should we mail your wal-mart credit card bambi?
klokwktaxdodge: nite Tween
Bambi: nifht Tweeny
klokwktaxdodge: spreak Engrish, troop!
Bambi: could be Klok
cease: you aint got no friends on your left
klokwktaxdodge: in fact, you ain't got no left...
pPoop: sound off
Tweenys For Industry!: Are you 1 of u.s.?
cease: nope
klokwktaxdodge: the rest of the world is going to have to be the left for us for awhile
Bambi: yep, that's was right Klok
Tweenys For Industry!: Ah, Canadian...
pPoop: anchovies? you've got that wrong, I spell my name danger
Tweenys For Industry!: It's been fun. Until last time, again...
cease: as long as the bushies are in acendancy. how long you think that'll be, klok?
||||||||| At 11:56 PM, Tweenys For Industry! runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
klokwktaxdodge: worse, an Ecotopian Canadian, the wurst kind
cease: my dog aint hot
Bambi: (about Gomez' pet name for Morticia ... it is Caramia)
Dexter Fong: My bcat is diddly squat
cease: bo?
Bambi: that ice-cream man sure gets around
pPoop: the last elections were near 50/50 or stolen, the last gasp of the desperate right
klokwktaxdodge: he got himself a truck
klokwktaxdodge: everyone seen Comfort and Joy?
Dexter Fong: Don't know it, Klok
pPoop: give us the url klok
klokwktaxdodge: by Forsyth, who did Local Hero and Gregory's Girl
klokwktaxdodge: on tape, Poop; probably on DVD
pPoop: toad away already?
Dexter Fong: Forsooth, Forsyth
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sam Drucker's Mom - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
pPoop: cold comfort farm is fun
klokwktaxdodge: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087072/
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: he used to be really good
ah,clem: good night everyone
pPoop: I was joking, thank you very much klok, looks promising
cease: ah
Dexter Fong: Night Clem
Bambi: me thinks there must be a middle ground of tolerance on both extremes, or keep polarized and tear this country apart ... and no one will have a place to be.....
pPoop: toodles ah, clem, and all, keep em flying
klokwktaxdodge: nite clem
Dexter Fong: ah....was Catherwood always in NYC at midnight or is that something new?
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:01 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs pPoop by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bambi: night Clem
Dexter Fong: Bambi is advocating extreme tolerance
klokwktaxdodge: I'm outta here, too
||||||||| "12:02 AM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Bambi: lol
klokwktaxdodge: glad you got to catch Spamalot Dex, sounds great
Dexter Fong: Night Klok, be well
cease: klok
klokwktaxdodge: bye all
Dexter Fong: quick afk for refill
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:03 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs klokwktaxdodge by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: i'll watch it when it comes out on dvd, dex
Bambi: night Klok ... great to see ya!
Dexter Fong: Cat: If at all possible I'll try to come up with a ticket for you but gotta know your schedule
Bambi: wb Dex ... didn't want to leave till I could say good bye to ya :-)
Bambi: have a great night Dex and Cat!
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bambi =)
Bambi: see ya next time
cease: no, i'll wait for the dvd dex, really. my schedule is take train from dc 3 weeks from today, hope to be at els in time for chat. after that, she has errands and i wanna see museums, art, architecture, and eat between those extravagences
Dexter Fong: Next week
cease: by bambi
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:07 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: was gonna email you about good websites i can visit for archittectural tips.
cease: a friend i had dinner with on sunday said there was a room in the mom i had to see but he's never been to ny, just heard about it
cease: moma
Dexter Fong: Architectural stuff? Hm..well there *was* the World Trade center but ...
cease: yeah, i heard about that
Dexter Fong: Cat: Me and the wife are members of both MOMA and the Met so you outta get in touch with me and use my membership card
cease: like i emailed you a list of nyc art museums that have stuff i wanna see, there must be archtictecural websites that offer the smae kinda info
Dexter Fong: Met is reasonable, just ask for a donation but MOMA ask significant admission fee
cease: yes hopefully we can meet on friday, dex.
cease: i want to see the vermeers at the frick, as i told you
Dexter Fong: Right, I'll get that info for you...like to take that day off from work and hang with you if that's good for you
cease: on stop hanging for me in the east
cease: non
cease: i just gave out the monique ishikawa memorial awards at the local college last sunday
Dexter Fong: good....I think =)
Dexter Fong: referring to hanging not awards
cease: sometihng i want to creat eventually is a monique ishikawa prize for most environmentally benign yet beautiful building built in vancouver, initially.
cease: so i want to look for ideas on that in nyc and dc
Dexter Fong: I think you'll find that DC buildings are rather of a type, Greek Revival, Federal Style etc... very few modern interesting building there
Dexter Fong: Although the national Gallery is interesting
cease: but there's all that money there, it cant all go into shit
cease: yes, its full of vermeers
cease: first on my list of things to see in dc
Dexter Fong: They aren't shit...just very traditional
cease: ive heard nothing but bad things about the new indian museum but i should probabvly see it anyway. i'm fond of the architect's other buidings
Dexter Fong: Well...I gotta get outta here, we'll talk anon
cease: anon and on and on. later dex
||||||||| Around 12:16 AM, cease walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
artichoke, i'm just a joke
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
i speak a new llangwyddge
Miz Beet (Tild)
Sam Drucker's Mom
Tweenys For Industry!
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"