A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 28, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Firebroiled', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Firebroiled: You people got trouble here? Well, I don't know why you people seem to think this is magic. It's just this little chromium switch here . . . [click] . . .My, you people are so superstitious . . .
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:56 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Firebroiled by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| 8:50 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| New topic: '
NEW! Nino the Mind-Boggler
predicts where you are!

Merlyn: Yes, it's true! How does he do it?
Merlyn taps his foot impatiently, waiting for more people
||||||||| ah.clem sneaks in around 8:58 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: hey clem, are you near Charlotte, NC?
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre"'
Merlyn: hey, 3 stooges
ah.clem: back in Dendron, Va now
Merlyn: ah, well, your ISP is from there...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| mark time sneaks in around 9:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
mark time: hey unconscious village, whaz up?
Merlyn: Hey mark, are you from Virginia too? Nino says so...
mark time: hey, uncle tom not me OK...I'm from IN...ah the other Sweden
mark time: independence? from what the locals say....
Merlyn: Well, your ISP is from there...
||||||||| Bambi sneaks in around 9:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
mark time: lol bambi....
Bambi: Great Nino ... where am I ;-)
mark time: merlyn my ISP is the CIA...OK?
Bambi: hi Clem, Merlyn and mark time ... so glad to have you back from planet x
mark time: you know I'm so slowwww need to listen to some more comedy...
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Bambi: hi llanwydd
mark time: only in IN...did you know there is actually a Radio Now....now....
Bambi: well there will be plenty of that (comedy) mark time
Bambi: really?
llanwydd: testing
mark time: well folks just a reality check...our planet needs help...comedy helps...
llanwydd: cannot read the log tonight. I'll go back out and read it
Merlyn: yep, radionow has been real for some years
mark time: yes bambi there is....a Radio Now....where would some kaputalist come up with an idea like that?
llanwydd: TGIT
Bambi: lol
Bambi: very true llanwydd
mark time: yea hey ll
llanwydd: I
llanwydd: O
llanwydd: I'm on now
Merlyn: OK llan, Nino hasn't been doing too well - are you in CA?
ah.clem: is sound ok?
Merlyn: sound seems OK clem
||||||||| cease sneaks in around 9:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Elayne sneaks in around 9:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cease: no, i'm in CAT
ah.clem: thanks, Mr. Wizzard
Elayne: I think we've both made it, Cat. Catherwood hasn't seen us.
cease: hey mark time, are you the mark time in seattle?
cease: hi el
ah.clem: hi Cat, & E
cease: next time we'll be at your place
Bambi: hi Cat and E!
Elayne: Next week, Cat's sitting right beside me when we go on chat!
llanwydd: KJHGF
Merlyn: hey E, how's the robot game?
Elayne: Cat, you're going to call me from Wash?
Elayne: Hey Merlyn, I couldn't get it to work.
cease: yes el, as soon as i know my train connections. do i have to book them on line or just show up at the dc train station and buy a ticket?
Merlyn: I put up a .tgz version, and I tested it on a PC...
Merlyn: could you run either of the .exe players?
Elayne: Well, considering all the speedy trains have just been taken off line, they're pretty much just running unreserved trains.
Bambi: Ken might be able to get here tonight if he gets to a truck stop with his new laptop :-)
Elayne: So the best thing to do is go online at www.amtrak.com, figure out where you want to go, and let me know when you're heading off to Union Station.
Merlyn: Cat, are you really in washington DC? Nino says so...
Elayne: Hang on, Merlyn, let me try again now that I have you on line.
Merlyn: OK E
cease: i'm in vancouver, merl. i'll be in dc on sunday night
Merlyn: wow, Nino predicted the future!
llanwydd: I tried making chicken vindaloo. I just had some. Came out pretty good
||||||||| stephenfosterklok sneaks in around 9:15 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| stephenfosterklok is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 9:15 PM.
Elayne: How do you get Nino to predict something?
||||||||| stephenfosterklok sneaks in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cease: this sounds like one of my hour hours on cni
stephenfosterklok: whew
Bambi: hey Klok!
llanwydd: I'm always making weird ethnic stuff
stephenfosterklok: howdy all
Merlyn: Cat, are you connected thru Performance Systems International Inc. ?
stephenfosterklok: sounds good, though, Cat
Merlyn: E, just a coincidence - cat's ISP is in Washington DC
Bambi: it is an Hour Hour ... Charles Throat sent them ... he sent us the TrussCDs
stephenfosterklok: don't answer, Cat! they can see into your mind if you let them!
ah.clem: it is an hour hour, Cat
Elayne: Okay Merlyn, what file should I be opening?
cease: you said the train from dc goes to pen station. where is that in manhattan?
Elayne: rossum.swf, right?
llanwydd: So, Nino. Look at it who am i?
Merlyn: at least that's what arin whois says - it could be out of date
cease: that's where i catch other trains to your place, right?
Elayne: Cat, it's right in midtown Manhattan. 32nd through 34th Streets, between 7th and 8th Avenues.
Elayne: That's where you meet me and we'll catch the train together.
cease: mark time? seattle?
Merlyn: E, open the rossum.swf file, or drag it to the SAFlashPlayer.exe
Merlyn: You should be able to 'run' rossum.swf in your browser, too, if no other way works
Bambi: http://www.aaccessmaps.com/show/map/manhattan
Elayne: Okay, it's working now, Brian.
Elayne: I just had to wheel Rossum around a bit...
Merlyn: oh good. It's a lot bigger now
llanwydd: I might try logging on later (probably will). Just having too much trouble this time with webtv (or isp or something). I'll try again in about a half hour
Merlyn: can he go into another room?
Merlyn: ok llan, CU later
cease: hmm, what i type doesnt get posted
||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| mark time - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: sfk, are you in georgia?
Merlyn: that worked, cat
Bambi: ok...hope to see you later llanwydd
cease: was that seattle mark time?
cease: now it works
Elayne: Brian, how do I exit the game?
Merlyn: I don't think so, cat
Bambi: hey... mark time got the really big disease!
Elayne: Ah, never mind. I had to hit the Esc key to get a Flash frame around everything.
Merlyn: E, whatever the standard PC quit keyboard shortcut is
Elayne: That's what I was missing, the frame so I could minimize the window or whatever...
Merlyn: that'll work too. I can add an "exit" thingy too
Merlyn: or add it to the evaporator as a destination
Elayne: Maybe just add a note that you can hit "Esc" to get a Flash frame around the game, so it can be minimized or exited from.
Elayne: I'll keep it open for Cat's arrival so he can play with it. :)
cease: oh good
Merlyn: I can put it in the readme - it's really the flash player doing that.
||||||||| maek time sneaks in around 9:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Around 9:23 PM, maek time walks off into the sunset...
Elayne: Ick, it just froze the game on me. Oh well, I'll play around with it later.
||||||||| mark time sneaks in around 9:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
mark time: i like to spell right
Elayne: I don't think I should have anything else open while I have Bookworm open anyway, PopCap just sucks processor speed...
Elayne: So, Nino. How does it work?
Bambi: wb mark time ... you have recovered from the Plague pretty well it seems lol
Elayne: Oh, never mind, I see the Nino thing on the bottom now.
Merlyn: I can take a while to go to a new room, E
Elayne: My ISP is in VA, apparently...
mark time: some kind of glitch I couldnt itch...glad to be back and beautiful!
Bambi: LOL...we are apparently in NC ... glad I looked at Nino ... I never would have known ;-)
Elayne: See, what I have to do is read the instructions more carefully, Brian. I never RTFM, that's a big problem with me.
Merlyn: a lot go thru VA
||||||||| Dave sneaks in around 9:26 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: You people need to get a local ISP like me
Bambi: hey Dave
mark time: hey dave glad you're on...
Elayne: Evenin' Dave!
Dave: helloooooooooooo!
ah.clem: we connect to norfolk,VA, but that routes through NC
ah.clem: hi Dave
Merlyn: We're geek-talk now
Dave: it's snowing here apparently, doesn't bother me I can't see it lol, I like the snow though and rain
Merlyn: Where are you dave? Nino say new jersey...
cease: this isnt firesign
Dave: I'm in CO
cease: hi dave
Bambi: yeah, says Cherry Hill, NJ for Dave to be specific ... good ole Rt 70 and the round robin circles in NJ ... gotta luv em.
mark time: hey folks, how about a conspiracy?....I am trying to get people behind the slogan LIMITS TO GROWTH
Merlyn: Nino's way off
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: gotta?
stephenfosterklok: merlyn - I have a POP there to confuse the authorities, but I'm really in RI. It's very easy to fool NS that way
cease: hi klok
ah.clem: we redialed, sorry
stephenfosterklok: hey, Cat
mark time: if enough people hear the idea that it's a small planet from enough diverse sources maybe they'll think....
Dave: the clock seems about 6 minutes off according to my imperfect time
stephenfosterklok: they lost the feed for a while, Cat, should be re-dialing shortly
Merlyn: Oh well, all I have is an IP address, and either Arin whois or netgeo (which is years out of date)
ah.clem: will be back to FST soon
mark time: thinking's good....maybe we all live, eh?
stephenfosterklok remembers when the clock had no relation to any earthly time; 6 minutes is quite fine...
Elayne: So what are all us NY area folks doing when Cat comes up next week? We should plan something for the weekend.
mark time: enough serious stuff....
||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 9:32 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cease: i'm hip like a zip. let's take a trip
Elayne: Hey Unca Dex!
mark time: hey Dex
cease: have you heard from doc and or lili, el?
Elayne: I just hope I can summon up the energy. This stupid cough/sickness thing has wiped me.
stephenfosterklok: merlyn - if you must know, Cox Cable has Gaul into Part Un and Part Deux. Everything on the right coast is handled out of what seems to be Atlanta GA. Everything on the left is handled from San Diego or some other place out there in Mexamerica
Bambi: hey Dex
Elayne: No, I haven't heard from either.
Dexter Fong: 'olla Duduees
Elayne: BRB.
Dexter Fong: Hi Firends
stephenfosterklok: hey, Dex
cease: i hope you and robin are healthy when i arrive, el
mark time: wonder where's tween?
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:34 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
stephenfosterklok: OK, must be away for about 0.547 hr., CU in awhile folx
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:34 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: I'm back already
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Hi clem, Bambi, Cat, Dave, Elayne, Mark, Merlyn, and (Klok) away
cease: did you get my last email, dex? that cloisters museum sounds intriguing
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes I did, just haven't responded yet...but I will
Dave: you got 'em all Dex, just to let all know I left a message on Ken's phone wishing him well, he may call back, he may not, but he bought a laptop last weekend I know in Dallas, couldn't get on the net at the time, that's all I've heard from his end, no idea where he is now
Dave: The cloisters? I've been there I think
Dexter Fong: Dave: thanks for the update
mark time: did you know they have camels in IN....yep, ole Joe is just down the block...
Dave: I went to it yes, in CT right? got to see the armor, think it was there
Dexter Fong: Cloister? Is that like...a cloister fuck
Dexter Fong: Dave: Cloisters is in New York City
Elayne: The Cloisters is lovely. It's not too far from where I live.
Dexter Fong: Anyone know what CNI is playing?
Elayne: Maybe about 20 minutes by subway+walking.
Dave: I think I've been there though
Elayne: About 10 minutes by car.
Dave: can someone describe it to me? I'll sort through my old age and see what I can dig out
Bambi: Hour Hour from Charles Throat's TrussCDs he sent us Dex
Dexter Fong: Dave: It's kinda like a Castle with all kinds of Medieval stuff in it
Elayne: http://www.ny.com/museums/cloisters.html
Dexter Fong: Thnks Bam
mark time: boy I like the sound of that Dex
ah.clem: is hour hour from 06-21-1970 (I hope)
Bambi my pleasure Dex
Elayne: Or http://www.metmuseum.org/events/ev_cloisters.asp?HomePageLink=collections_cloisters_l
Dexter Fong: the sound of that Dex...or the sound of that, Dex?
||||||||| PPoop sneaks in around 9:41 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
mark time: sounds like a good question....er....that, Dex
Dave: yes, I know I've been there, is there an armory? because there was a place where I got to put on almost an entire suit of armor, which weighed half as much as I did at the time
Dexter Fong: Double P!
Elayne: I was going to recommend the Cloisters on Sunday.
PPoop: evening all, or what have you
Bambi: hey PPoop
Elayne: The Cloisters, the branch of The Metropolitan Museum of Art devoted to the art and architecture of medieval Europe, was assembled from architectural elements, both domestic and religious, that date from the twelfth through the fifteenth century. The building and its cloistered gardens—located in Fort Tryon Park in northern Manhattan—are treasures in themselves, effectively part of the collection housed there
mark time: hey Principal
PPoop: hay is for horse, I am a pig oops, a poop
Merlyn: Time to give Nino a new brain... few minutes...
mark time: oink oink....
Elayne: Audio guide here: http://www.metmuseum.org/events/ev_cl_audio.asp
PPoop: Le nino? la nino, eighto nino?
Dave: thanks E, will have to go back later and check it out
Bambi: Nino the Great ... look -------------------------------->>>>>
mark time: Hue says mrrrrroww to all
Bambi: next to Log beside Exit button
Merlyn: The "Nino" link in the typing bar
cease: what is the nino thing?
mark time: hue is "3 of 5"
PPoop: couderspoop? nino is boggled
Dave: how did it suggest NJ? I'm in Colorado
Dave: I know not myself cat
PPoop: prove it dave, new jersey guy
Merlyn: Dave, it's where an IP who is says your ISP is. I may have found a better one...
Dexter Fong: What exit, Dave?
Bambi: Nino tells on your ISPs location (or yours, depending on how you connect) and shows on a map where Nino thinks we are ... it's kewl, but it's not always right ;-)
Elayne: Cat, anything sound interesting? http://www.metmuseum.org/calendar/index.asp?mode=&CurrentDate=5/8/2005
PPoop: an imp has esp?
Bambi: yeah, what exit on the Garden State Parkway ... everything in Jersey is off an exit on the GSP.
Elayne: Looks like most of the stuff that day is at the Met, not the Cloisters.
mark time: well all have esp if my friend is right ....
PPoop: ask the imp where I put my favorite clam
Elayne: But you know, they have the tours at noon and 1 PM, and you can just relax in the park otherwise...
mark time: an imp may not seem like much but has feelings too
cease: what is all this animal imagery? does it have any meaning?
cease: that REALLY interests me
mark time: why a duck?
cease: i'm sure it's full of art i'll like, but my main interest in the met is the vermeers
Elayne: I like the Saturday show: Images and Ideas of Purgatory in the Middle Ages.
cease: same with the Frick and the National museum in DC.
mark time: cauz he quacks a mighty yoke
Bambi: PPoop: Pennsylvania - Coudersport
cease: a veritable vermeerapalooza for me!
Elayne: The animal thing is at the Met, as are most of the listings on that calendar. The Cloisters is owned by the Met.
Dexter Fong: The Stout Dutch Woman with one Gold Earing
cease: maybe the met is the first museum i should go to.
PPoop: I saw that, is that near intercourse PA?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes
cease: animal imagery AND vermeers. paradise!
Dexter Fong: Vermeers and Vermin, Life in the Middle Ages
mark time: hey folks remember LIMITS TO GROWTH....
cease: i'd love to go to that animal imagery talk if el gives me directions on how to get to the museum and i can get there by 11 am
PPoop: the rodeo of rome wrote that I think
cease: hey bambi, are you anywhere near williamsburg?
mark time: now a club in budapest
Elayne: I agree Cat, I think you should definitely explore the Met before going to the Cloisters. That's why I was going to suggest the Cloisters for a quiet Sunday.
Dexter Fong: XXVI, Via Rodeo
cease: a place i visited on my last trip east
PPoop: Buddha is not a pest, be nice
Dave: I love williamsburg
mark time: but that's where it all began....circa 1972?
Elayne: Cat, we'll figure out directions to various places once you get here. It's pretty easy to figure out.
PPoop: circa soleil ole
Bambi: we are on the other side of the ferry from Williamsburg Cat
mark time: would you really go to hell over a louse? Buddha says...
cease: i remember it was pretty easy to get around new york by subway when i was last there, and i was only 13 at the time
Bambi: Jamestown-Scotland Ferry
PPoop: sit here and then siddhatha over there
mark time: it crazy what people believe...harmlessness has its limits too...
cease: i was WAY into american history in those days
Elayne: The Met is at 86th and 5th Avenue, the express bus from here stops right there.
Dexter Fong: America's History is in its future -G Bush
Dexter Fong: Hi Jimmie Lee
cease: sounds great, el.
mark time: someone accused me of coming from VA like Uncle Tom...
PPoop: the future is now, no filibusters allowed, va sen allen
ah.clem: hi Dex... wait, I just said that
mark time: I say well that's what you get for using the CIA as your ISP....
Elayne: Express bus is now $5 a ride (one-way) but I think it's worth it not to worry about climbing stairs in subway stations and so forth. More relaxing.
PPoop: howdy JL
Dexter Fong: Wow! Clem is multi-tasking
cease: i look forward to it, el
Elayne: I have to go collapse now, but next week I won't have that luxury so I'll probably stick around longer. :)\
Dexter Fong: Breaking the wind, Clem
Elayne: See you next week, Cat!
||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 9:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: OK E
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter Fong: Night E
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
PPoop: hey BB
mark time: what's all this stuff with 3 letters...sounds good I guess...KGB....
Elayne: We'll get together too, Unca Dex...
Elayne: Bye!
Bunnyboy: nite El
||||||||| Elayne leaves at 9:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
mark time: bye e
Dexter Fong: You bet Niece E
PPoop: fast e
cease: by el
||||||||| Around 9:58 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:59 PM and Mister Motion steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 9:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
cease: bunny
Bunnyboy: lo agin
Dexter Fong: Double M!
Bunnyboy: I....don't seem to be refreshing...
mark time: Ok poop...the GB i get that'd be George Bush,eh....I'm mean nothing personal with those folks
PPoop: no, put down that pickle
Bunnyboy: At least...a bit of a lag...
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I *always* find you refreshing
||||||||| Mr. Motion waltzes in at 9:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
mark time: Ok Ok...what's a lonely farm boy to do!
Bunnyboy: RIP Mason Adams
Dexter Fong: Hide the sheep
Bambi: hi Bunny and MM
PPoop: lots of motion going on, do the loco motion
Mr. Motion: Braaaa Motion is here people have no fear...
Dexter Fong: RIP Nils Henning Orsted-Peterson
Mr. Motion: Well met all
Bunnyboy: lo BamBEE
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
mark time: now poop your dare invoke the God Loki? that's a motion I'd second
Bunnyboy: "With a name like Smuckers, it's GOT to be good!"
Mr. Motion: Still haven't fixed that clock yet, eh?
PPoop: it is thorsday
Dexter Fong: MM: The clock is fixed, but Catherwood isn't
Bunnyboy: And remember: No Child Left Behind is a success because it can be MEASURED.
Bambi: I hear ya Clem and the thing that we should really feel guilty about by using fossil fuel cars ... is the lame efficiency of only about 40% if I remember correctly. Now that's pretty sad.
Mr. Motion: Ah must have gotten into those bombers eh Catherwood?
Bambi waves to Bunny :-)
mark time: and soon with the majik of modern science fiction it will be Freyja's day
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You tell him...picking on cows....sheesh
Bunnyboy waves to Bambi
Bunnyboy: ; )
Dave: "come on in moriarty the water's fine," "Yes but you're not," who knows where that comes from? and it's Not Dean from On the Road
PPoop: oye como va
Dexter Fong: Dave: sounds like a Goon Show
Bambi :-)
mark time: nope not a woman but close...
Dave: you got it right Dex!
PPoop: terrier water, from the sparkling innards of a terrier
Mr. Motion: I'm having a Deja Vu again...
Dave: The Stolen Postman, one of my faves if not my fave of theirs
Bambi: LOL...but he's right about the cows ;-)
PPoop: another deja vu for me too please, where is the waiter?
mark time: now class what's evil spelled backwards....live...and please do one not the other....
Bambi: they tear down and burn the rain forest to fill it up with cows
Dexter Fong: Dave; One of my favorite goon shows is "In Honour Bound" or "President Fred"
mark time: your choice...
Dave: I might have that one, not sure
Bunnyboy: In THE ULTIMATES, a Marvel book that reinterprets THE AVENGERS (Marvel's , that is), Thor may or may not be a paranoid schizophrenic, who blames his problems and predicaments on his brother Loki.
cease: i have heard very little goons
Dexter Fong: Dave: It's got one of the greatest punch lines ever...takes almost the whole show to set up
cease: does anyone actually find drums interesting?
Bunnyboy: "Oooh! You deaded me!"
Dexter Fong: Cat: I do
PPoop: a 60s and 70s sound, sure :)
Mr. Motion: I know the drummer on this tune...
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Thanks you sausages
Dave: drums cat? did I hear you right
Bambi: we've heard alot, but they are not good quality unfortunately...shows are fun but the quality of the ones I've heard is so bad it ruins the effect.
PPoop: that is steve reeves
mark time: Loki only blood brother of Wotan...but after what her did to Thor's wife....well
Bunnyboy: Drums, yes. Drummers, no. KIDDING!
Dave: yes Dex I have that one, from '55, will remember to listen to it
Bunnyboy: You know what you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
Dexter Fong: His wife was thore?
Bunnyboy: A drummer. Nyok!
Dave: another musician?
Mr. Motion: Yeah we used to hang our with him cause he had a black Rolls Royce and great drugs when I lived in Malibu...
Bambi: LOL
PPoop: far out and groovy, I can really get into this music man, psycho boom boom
Dexter Fong: Not a musician, a drummer Heh Heh
mark time: no Sif...but Loki is pretty "metro-sexual"...as it were...
Dave: Dex broadcast on Nov. 1 1955
cease: sounds like woodstock
Dexter Fong: Dave: Sounds like you are well organized...I can appreciate that =)
PPoop: mayor macburger has got your number smart guy
Bunnyboy: Anybody see MAYOR OF THE SUNSET STRIP? Gee!
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mister Motion - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dave: check out www.beyondthebeatgeneration.com if you're in to all the music you thought you never were in to but are having old nestalgic moments, I love this stuff but I wasn't around to listen to it when it came out, so there you are, actually you're there now
Dexter Fong: Burger King outranks Mayor
mark time: may or may not sez Loki
PPoop: I saw part of that, what a trip lol
Dave: I do what I can Dex, organized in my own sort of way
Bunnyboy: The new mute plastic Burger King ad guy is C-R-E-E-P-Y!!!
Dexter Fong: Dave: I was sincere...and serious...I do have a kind of chronology of the Goons...just not at hand
mark time: anyone else thing we live in a strange universe?
PPoop: burger king got dairy queen pregnant because he forgot to wrap his whopper
Dexter Fong: MarK: I dunno...nothing else to compare this one to
mark time: our minds continually conjure normalcy
Dexter Fong: lol PP
PPoop: strange compared to what mister time?
cease: thats why we have minds
PPoop: fast fong, why do I try?
Bunnyboy: And he was in a pretty pickle.
mark time: why does sweden have a french king and a german queen?
Dexter Fong: PP: Because they make you?
Bunnyboy: He didn't relish THAT situation!
Bunnyboy: But what a tomato!
Dave: good Dex, geniuses to be sure
PPoop: reality is a crutch
Mr. Motion: What is reality?
Merlyn: Yay, I think Nino is better at predicting now...
Dexter Fong: Realty is a Creche
PPoop: who cares?
mark time: a froggie went a courtin and he did ride a Hun a Hun....
Bunnyboy: lo Merl
Merlyn: Bunnyboy, try the 'nino' link in the typing bar
Bunnyboy: (sings) I said come on boys, let's hit the road to Rome, I'm the HUN! I'm Number ONE!
cease: attila?
PPoop: AOL merlyn?
Mr. Motion: Creche Alley?
mark time: on her better days...
PPoop: ahhh clem
PPoop: gingus?
Merlyn: According to http://www.geobytes.com/IpLocator.htm , Pooper
mark time: can do sez uncle al
Bunnyboy: I'll ask, although I assume someone else already did: Any word from Lili or Doc?
Dave: reader don't like Nino
mark time: t hat's khan do...
PPoop: you have got me triangulated, somebody untie me please
Mr. Motion: brb
Dexter Fong: No Khan, doh
Merlyn: Hmm, I think if more than one person tries it, it doesn't work for the second persom
mark time: use the void luke...
PPoop: how does the third person if they are the first or second person?
cease: you know the line "bendable integrated community workers?
cease: apparently, a real item.
Bunnyboy: So skip to the third person. It worked for William Holden.
PPoop: they never come up in the mountains :(
mark time: hey...you didn't know aol is a cia conspiracy?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Is it "bendable" or "vendable"?
PPoop: did you remember to carry the bum?
cease: schoolboy sent me an actual ad for them he had discovered somwehere
cease: i could look it up in the big book
Merlyn: Or maybe I've hit a maximum hit limit...
Bambi: "Lauded for its convenience and versatility as either snack or entree and labeled as both a cultural icon and a cliche, the hamburger -- this omnipresent beef-between-bun creation -- is a meaty, multifaceted phenomenon," Tennyson wrote. "The average American consumed nearly 30 pounds of hamburger a year -- three burgers per person per week, totaling 38 billion annually, which, placed end to end, would form a heavenly chain of hamburgers 1.8 million miles long."
cease: i should scan it and send it to merl
PPoop: estelle lauded?
cease: did you remember to carry the bum?
Dexter Fong: Shit! We forgot the Bum
mark time: bambi...you know here about they dont use cows...ahh...they hunt....
Bunnyboy: (sings) Carry on, my wayward bum...
Dexter Fong sings "I ain't no fortunate bu,
mark time: a bum steer? not the deer...
cease: ok merl, i'll send it to you tomorrow
Dexter Fong: bem
Dexter Fong: bim
Dexter Fong: Bam
Merlyn: um, ok
Dexter Fong: SFX by Typo American
mark time: Bam is in Iran....what's left of it...
PPoop: vowel replacement disease, do not let this happen to you, donate now
cease: it should be on the firesite. there should be a page for stuff like this, maybe connected to the faq in some way
Bunnyboy: The Broadway version of CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG opened tonight.
Dexter Fong: Vas you dere Charlie?
PPoop: starring penis van lesbian?
Dexter Fong: and Dong van Dong
cease: and lucy van pelt
mark time: did anyone catch that little girl in Indon that was on a beach and smiling before the tsunami hit, her T-shirt read LOVE...pretty wierd...I think she made it...
Dexter Fong: and the Beaverettes
Bambi: Forbes Magazine ~ November 1,1999 - http://www.licenseenews.com/images/64011222a.gif
Bunnyboy: I read an interesting bit of trivia: When the original CHITTY flick was opening, Dick Van Dyke sent out a press release, saying: "This'll out-Disney Disney!". Gee, who do ya think got black-balled by the Mouse...for DECADES?
mark time: we forget....nature has a way to remind...Bush has a way to forget...
PPoop: jack in the box had 4 percent? I will have nightmares
Merlyn: Yep, I can't use them that often or they shut up - but they're better...
Merlyn: Maybe for the chat I'll have each login look up the info, to keep it down
Bunnyboy: In fact, I think Dick's next Disney flick was a small role in DICK TRACY in 1990, a Touchstone production.
Dexter Fong: You'll never DICK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN< WORK!!
Dexter Fong: yikes
Bunnyboy: LOVE the original Untouchables theme.
stephenfosterklok: more about Richard in a moment
Dexter Fong: Hiya Klok
PPoop: touchstone or one of the disney movie divisions has left because disney vetoed the release of f-911
Dexter Fong: Klok:Thanks for the Kend^ update
stephenfosterklok: hey, Dex
mark time: ahhh clem NOT FADE AWAY!
Bunnyboy: The music in the 80's movie was fun, but the original TV show music was bombsers.
PPoop: the klok has started again
cease: Commissioner Richard Tracy
Bambi: I loved the Untouchables ...theme and show
stephenfosterklok: I got my get up and go...
ah.clem: ...
Dexter Fong: I love the untouchables...but from a distance
cease: yes they are, ah clem
stephenfosterklok: clem is talking, so can't un-gray hisself
Bunnyboy: PP: That would be Miramax, and they ain't quite out the door yet. But the Weinsteins will be landing somewhere.
mark time: hey you know loves a real....
PPoop: a caste cast
ah.clem: tks
PPoop: ahh yes, thanks BB
mark time: who's casting pearls now...Poop
ah.clem: was too busy to notice
stephenfosterklok: we don't need to know about your personal life, Clem
Dexter Fong: Caste-ing for Trout
cease: the only other hour hour i've heard is from packer and is probably floating around but the last 6 shows are my reel to reel recordings off the air. i alarmed that no one else tape these and the other great la stuff they did and why isnt it in general circulaition?
cease: very odd
Bunnyboy: I gotta go grill some steaks for Bunnette and me...a rare red meat feast for this household.
cease: a trout went fishing one day.
ah.clem: LOL Klok
mark time: clem wasnt being personal, he was being obvious....
Bunnyboy: Nite, folks. Shout out Lili and Doc, iffen they show...or even if they don't.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Eat it raw!!
cease: he caught richard brautigan, but threw him back. too gloomy
PPoop: dwarf for over 35 years? mark time is boggling us
stephenfosterklok: the American Microphone Association keeps a close eye out for abuse!
cease: grill on , bun
Mr. Motion: I'm back and I'm beautiful... well I'm back anyway???
cease: the nest time i talk to you it will be from nyc
PPoop: moooo BB
stephenfosterklok: enjoy Bunnyboy
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Bambi: night Bunny
mark time: a star darkly shining...
Mr. Motion: Nite BB
PPoop: moving meryln, are oyou mister motion?
||||||||| Bunnyboy is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:29 PM.
stephenfosterklok: make those steaks tell everything
Merlyn: not me PP
Mr. Motion: I'm in constant movement...
PPoop: from aol to minnesota
mark time: more like a black whole...
mark time: or a racked vole...
PPoop: incest is all relative
mark time: ask the Bush clan they tell you...
PPoop: the echo is hypnotic notic notic
Dexter Fong: back, refilled
PPoop: hello?
Mr. Motion: You ran out Dex bummer...
mark time: my psyche is noetic
Dexter Fong: Hi PP
Dexter Fong: Nobody runs out my bummer
PPoop: we need more armor on your bummer
Mr. Motion: Thats not what Mrs. Fong said!
Dexter Fong thinks MM knows entirely too much about his private life
Dexter Fong thinks he hasn't even been paid
Mr. Motion: It's my job Dex, to know too mucch!
Dexter Fong: Too Mucchi
Dexter Fong: Two Mucchi in three Quatro time
Mr. Motion: Dion Dimucccchi!
mark time: there are private parts and then there are great roles...
stephenfosterklok: remember what happened to the last man who knew too much
stephenfosterklok: not to mention great Voles
Dexter Fong: There *are* no great roles...only great acotrs
PPoop: everything you know is wrong
Dexter Fong: actors
Mr. Motion: I've had great rolls!
mark time: roll over Beethoven!
cease: you can die if you want to
cease: what an idea
Dexter Fong: I remember a great barrel roll, and I wasn't even in the barrel
mark time: no, the thing is to live how you wanna...
Mr. Motion: That reminds me of a roll in the hay I had in my mispent youth...
mark time: freedom...?
Dexter Fong: I had a baguette in the clover
Mr. Motion: Freedom just another word for...
mark time: hey we're the People.....we're the government!
PPoop: liberty?
Mr. Motion: Yeah sure mark...
stephenfosterklok: ...finding that damn needle at the wrong time...
mark time: liber...is that bookish
PPoop: ach de liber augustine
mark time: no really I know I read that somewhere....
Dexter Fong: or was it a croissant in the alfalfa
Mr. Motion: Is he still on have I gone deaf?
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:39 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
PPoop: totally crazy, they played the record left to right
||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 10:39 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
mark time: Saint Beelzebub!
PPoop: oops it did stop, ah clem???
Bambi: redialed
stephenfosterklok: it's Dexter Fong what done it! I saw him!!!
PPoop: we have lost charlotte, find the web
PPoop: yes, he left the room and did it
Dexter Fong: CNI went blank
stephenfosterklok: winamp timer is still ratcheting along on CNI, so they server is still their
||||||||| Around 10:40 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
PPoop: if you go blank here, you must clean it up
stephenfosterklok: Dex is cutting in and out like a crazy monkey!
ah.clem: massive redial, sorry
Mr. Motion: Blank id beautiful!
Dexter Fong: Hmmmm
PPoop: fong found the revolving door ,wheeeeee
||||||||| At 10:41 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
ah.clem: please stand by
||||||||| 10:42 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dave: good god dex
Dexter Fong: Every time I interact with CNI, I get frozen out of chat
PPoop: can I sit, siddhartha
Dexter Fong: "Sid sits in the hearth-a...quickly gets up
PPoop: have you got the boxes for your PC still fong?
stephenfosterklok: that seems strange, Dex
Dave: Siddhartha is one of my fave books ever
Mr. Motion: What's that spell?
PPoop: sid ceasar salad with coco
Dexter Fong: PP: My PC still, how did you find out about my little home brewery?
PPoop: winbrew, mmmm
stephenfosterklok: use the bathtub, like ordinary New Yorkers, Dex!
Dexter Fong: Olde Linux
cease: a good book to read when young, dave
mark time: a void the 666 on the antelope turn off...
Dexter Fong: Dave: Try "The Bead game" by same author
PPoop: antelope freeway, one half mile
Dave: indeed cat read it when I wasn't knee high to a ... you know the line
cease: that antelope really turns me off
Dexter Fong: ile....ile....ile
mark time: magister ludi
Mr. Motion: I've got a roll in an anti war movie coming up at the end of July...
cease: my fave is steppenwolfe
cease: but he wrote lots of good stuff
cease: a roll in the hay?
Dexter Fong: MM: Keep us appriased
mark time: not free no more wez gwanna take turns...
cease: an anti-whore movie?
Dexter Fong: appraised
stephenfosterklok: no, the hay rolls that the Civil Defense folks have stored for a food emergency
Bambi: Market Figures - 2003: “The chain (Burger King), with 18% of the fast-food burger market from this page: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=334236
Mr. Motion: Actually theres been a lot of hinting that I'll be playing Smirky it's a very small roll not much more than a cameo...
cease: ever since bushco. lost the war with the cows
Dexter Fong: Klok: I've see those hay roles out in the rurals...surrounded by Nike=Hercules missles
ah.clem: CNI feed should be back now
cease: can you actually smirk or is it just acting?
mark time: crows? how would a lakota feel about them...
Mr. Motion: Still hisdlast film won all sorts of awards and will be shown in Cannes...
PPoop: it has been back for a while, I was listening
Dexter Fong: Clem...no response
Bambi: now they want to add a fat tax ... gawd ... what next ... an air tax?
cease: drawn chicanos
||||||||| Around 10:48 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
stephenfosterklok: Rudolf Hess -- didn't he write Siddharta?
||||||||| Dexter CNI FOng sneaks in around 10:48 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
mark time: siddha artha?
cease: no that was his doppelganger hermann
Dexter CNI FOng: And still getting frozen
stephenfosterklok: Oh yeah, those Nikes they had with the nuke warheads; didn't want them too close to the cities in case of malfunction...
Dexter CNI FOng: Nikes replace by Air Jordans with Hydrogen Warheads
PPoop: reboot, and swing a chicken over top of your pc while it reboots and say the word ooga ooga ooga
Bambi: CNI has been back for awhile now as PPoop said ... wonder why you can't connect Dex?
stephenfosterklok: run by a buncha airhead, though, Dex
Merlyn: Anyone going to see Hitchhiker's Guide tomorrow?
mark time: no no no its agoo agoo agoo!
PPoop: jughead? is tirebiter here?
stephenfosterklok: his Winamp seems entangled with his browser -- try Real Player or WMP, Dex, see if it'll go away...
Dexter CNI FOng: Klok: You have no idea....(well maybe you do)....of how dumb the people in charge of those missle sites are/were
PPoop: agoo agoo agoo is only for macs
Mr. Motion: No I git the double album the five books the BBC radio and the tv series I heard it succks?
ah.clem: good chant, PP, but should not be required
mark time: oh no...those servers demons are angry now!
Dexter CNI FOng: Lets see
Merlyn: reviews have been mixed, either hot or cold
PPoop: that is the only suggestion I have ahh clem, I am standing by it
stephenfosterklok cannot believe that Disney done well by Doug Adams; it's going to be another Italian Job, re-set in the US with US characters and all the good humor removed because of the general low intelligence of US movie audiences...
stephenfosterklok: Dex -- well, I always liked the BOMARC with the nuke warhead that caught fire, the one in NJ
Dexter CNI FOng: Hmmm
||||||||| Dexter CNI FOng is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:53 PM.
Mr. Motion: Thats what I heard clock the TV series did it for me..
||||||||| Dexter Confused Fong sneaks in around 10:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
PPoop: the hobbits smoke
ah.clem: and general low tolerance of same audiences
cease: this is a wonderful piece. i would submit this to the hour hour archive on the firesite
Dexter Confused Fong: Trying again to communicate
PPoop: good luck fong
Dexter Confused Fong: Hmmm
Mr. Motion: They do pipe weed...
mark time: I'd hate to rune a good pun...
stephenfosterklok: I have verified that CNI can be got with Real Player and Windows Media; no gluck so far with Quicktime...
Dexter Confused Fong: Hmmmm?
ah.clem: "finest herb in the valley" (he never said anything about tobacco)
||||||||| Around 10:55 PM, Dexter Confused Fong walks off into the sunset...
PPoop: the giant rat of sumatra lol
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong', just granted probation at 10:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: no, this is an earlier version, poop
ah.clem: duh, is not a quicktime stream
PPoop: it not correcto
Mr. Motion: Popeyes spinach is actually weed as spinach was a code word for reefer in those days...
cease: it was called By the Light of the Silvery
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Well, every time I fire up CNI, although browser refreshes...nothing I type comes up..nothing anyone else types comes up
ah.clem: there is a plug in for that
stephenfosterklok: Quicktime ought to be able to grok MP3s
Mr. Motion: I'm using real player Dex
Bambi: If it doesn't want to work right for you in Winamp through clicking on the link, try entering the Play Location directly in Winamp after you open it directly:
PPoop: I understand crease, it was a plug
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: MM: Me too
stephenfosterklok: w/o any silly glug-in
cease: from their magic mushroom plays, late 67
Mr. Motion: Bummer Dex...
mark time: you know when I attempted the ol' 8000...it was booted out...
Merlyn: I wanted the new pope to be named "Ye", so he'd be Pope Ye (annointed with Olive Oyl, no doubt)
stephenfosterklok: I think the problem is that every time he fools with Winamp, he gets kicked out of chat
PPoop: realplayer has a 10.5 update a few days ago
cease: i'm listening on quicktime
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Trying again
ah.clem: it is not to be played with a browser plugin, but it can.... an mp3 player is a better choice
Mr. Motion: I got os9.2 I cccan't get anything new...
stephenfosterklok: oh, poo! now my free RealPlayer is gonna nag me until I install it and suffer through all their attempts to sell me something
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: It's working now...go figure
cease: the quicktime messenger service
PPoop: wmp with some dos program that connects it here
cease: this is on the firesite, right, merl?
cease: i love this
PPoop: 1 social worker / 1 secretary =
Merlyn: what?
stephenfosterklok: ZoneAlarm nailed me with their recent upgrade...I fell for their "spyware" scan. Sheesh. et tu Zone Labs???
Mr. Motion: Quicksilver messenger Service the worst band I ever saw live even worse than Gary Lewis and the Playboys!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: 1 Bureucrat
PPoop: did you remember to carry the bum?
Merlyn: Oh, maybe, I don't recall
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: He ain't heavy, he's my bum
ah.clem: hard to beleive they said all this 35 years ago...
PPoop: 32 stars
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hobo Lobo
Bambi: I don't use RealPlayer/RealOne ... I use RealAlternative :-)
Mr. Motion: Time sure flies Ah Clem
Bambi: works well and no BS from RealNetworks
stephenfosterklok: Windows Media Player in WinXP, at least, plays MP3 streams, incl. CNI quite well, although doing so is kind of like drinking hull cleaner
ah.clem: sounds like an intelligent conversation from yesterday
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: yep, WiMP works well with CNI Radio ... particularly WiMP 10
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Hull cleaner? Didn't know you were a seafaring man
Merlyn: OK, I'll revamp Nino to use arin whois, but if geobytes is still talking to us, use them as more accurate
PPoop: the old secretary of state Hull
stephenfosterklok: Dex - you have to watch Heathers some time...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Have watched Heathers several times though not lately...kinda like it a lot
Mr. Motion: I've got to finish my advertising so keep'em flying! http://www.issuesandalibis.org/
mark time: hey, did you know that Hell is acutally an ancient Norse Goddess...go figure
cease: this is very profound
stephenfosterklok: not to mention Raydist -- much better than Loran and don't need any steenking satellites...
PPoop: forse heathers?
stephenfosterklok: did you know that Heil Quaker is actually a gas station?
||||||||| "11:03 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mr. Motion, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
mark time: no no no...feathers go on the Raven...evermoor...evermoor
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:Like to hang out in front of my work building in Times Square calling out "heather!" to the groups of school girls walking pat on Matinee Day =)))))
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Dead Reckoning = Where are you buried?
stephenfosterklok: Twenty-Three Skiddoo, Dex! You nasty, nasty man (but you might try Tokyo...)
Dave: well folks of good natured things, I must be going, sorry I haven't said much, but I've just been listening in on things, will see you all next week most likely
PPoop: oth over the hamburger, oops horizon
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Too far for my luch hour
stephenfosterklok: Dread Reckoning is much, much more fun
Merlyn: OK dave
PPoop: hope the weather is good in new jersey dave
stephenfosterklok: nite Dave!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Dave...Keep Swinging
mark time: dread locks....that'll keep'm safe...
cease: later, dave
Bambi: night Dave
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Dread Reckoning = All the places I'm afraid of
mark time: bye dave
PPoop: put it in the lock box with social security money
Dave: oh yeah I'm a swinger, bye everyone, blesssings to all and chicekn soup when needed
||||||||| Dave says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dave exits at 11:06 PM.
mark time: what first the gov and then the money...is nothing sacred?
PPoop: dave? daves not here man.
stephenfosterklok: no, no, you put on a Dread Zeppelin tape, light up a big doobie, take a few tokes and suddenly...it don't matter that you're lost, in a storm, and in inpenetrable fog...
PPoop: one toke over the line
PPoop: more more more
stephenfosterklok: does it look like anyone is "fading away"?
mark time: froggie went a courtin and he did ride a HUN a HUN...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: No , MOn...You light up a bid Dread...put on a Dubie and pass it too the left...or is it right?....I forget, mon
||||||||| Woody One sneaks in around 11:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Bambi: actually, it seems it was always the money mark time ;-)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hey Woodrow
Bambi: hi Woody One
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem: I'm down wid it, bro
PPoop: woody
Woody One: Yo, doggies. Whoa, doggies. Howdy folks.
cease: one
PPoop: someone must lose, he one
mark time: what a name//Greenspan....Greenspam?
Woody One: I've been on sabatical.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong rasps out"Git 'er done"
mark time: hey woody
stephenfosterklok: you take down the Genoa, reef the main to about half, tie off the rudder, batten the hatches, and begin your "Dread Reckoning"...
Woody One: Mark.
ah.clem: you got the feed now Dex?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem: Yes...????
ah.clem: o'tay
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:I met a littel girl in Kingston Town
Woody One: Clue: I'm getting hitched to a plow with a huge ring in my nose.
cease: a hell of a good yoga
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Woody, Congratulations....who's the farmer?
mark time: well folks time to travel the ethers....remember LIMITS TO GROWTH! and LOL
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ha Ha Mark =))
PPoop: rome?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: No, I stay at home
PPoop: good bye time, and slow down
Woody One: Ha. A beautiful lady who I admire much. And she fixes a damn good roast.
||||||||| mark time is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:12 PM.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Woody: She's an Emcee?
stephenfosterklok: local college station was playing all the Niklos Rozsa scores, re-done for choir, as performed by Kunzell/Cincinnati and...the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...
PPoop: hamburgers hamburgers
Woody One: And breakfast.
Bambi: night mark time
Woody One: Night Mark.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Rozsa is a very interesting composer, both movie scores and his "classical" compositions
Woody One: Another ha. Just got it. Emcee.
Woody One: Slow tonight Dex.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: +Squared divied by 2
PPoop: amos and andy
stephenfosterklok: didn't know much about him; these were completed posthumonously; one was the music from Ben-Hur
Woody One: Goin' to Galveston for honeymoon.
stephenfosterklok: (sings) Joshua gone Barbados...
PPoop: who be de kingfish? yowzah
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:He was certainely best known as a Movie Music Amn, but before he came here, and even after, he was a serious modern classical composer
Bambi: Defenestrated - The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw
PPoop: good fenses make good neighbors, robert frost, maybe
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong sings, "and me'n Shack an' Albigno ride the wheel within the wheel
stephenfosterklok: The "independent man" got stuck to the top of the RI State House...
PPoop: dough boys lol
Bambi: defenestrate - definition - to throw out the window ... would that be something like throwing out the baby with the bath water?
stephenfosterklok hasn't heard that song in awhile...
cease: when i was taping this, i didn't know when to turn off the tape recorder
||||||||| ah.clem is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:18 PM.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:And outr Government encouragers prove once again the interdependce of man and AUTHORITY
Woody One: Night folks. A long day tomorrow. Going to see John Prine & Leon Redbone.
PPoop: fenetre is french for window, a french baby? ma cherie amour
stephenfosterklok: I don't think that's the meaning Merlyn is using...
stephenfosterklok: nite Woody
||||||||| ah,clem sneaks in around 11:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
PPoop: lucky woody,
cease: nite wood
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Woodrow
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: WB clem
Woody One: Diddy wa diddy.
Bambi: wb Clem
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Defenstrated is being thrown out a window
PPoop: say hi to donald and lydia
||||||||| At 11:19 PM, Woody One runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: great news, ah clem
Bambi: night Woody
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Yippeee! Thanks clem
PPoop: you da man ah clem
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem's gotta take a whiz )heh heh)
ah,clem :)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Whoa he's doing on air
PPoop: drop your load at the giant toad
Bambi: gotta love John Prine
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: I'll keep these loads...for them damn illegal immigrants sneaking across our god given borders
PPoop: just make me an angel, that flies from montgomery
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: From Monty to DeGalle
PPoop: full monty is a lot of gall
stephenfosterklok: Dex - found it. Ah, a recent release, that's why they were playing it: http://www.telarc.com/gscripts/title.asp?gsku=0631
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: Give clema zetz!
stephenfosterklok: DSD = double-sided disc?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem:I'm watching you on that free TV...dn't knock it
Bambi: LOL
PPoop: dyseric dilithium crystal acid
stephenfosterklok: hello in there
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong applaudes...well after everyone hears FST
Bambi: hello
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hello
stephenfosterklok: you can use it to do fusion now (except where tabletop fusion is forbidden by law)
PPoop: hello?
Bambi: that's one of Prine's best
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Are you anti or con fusion
PPoop: pro
stephenfosterklok: I don't think it's responsible to discuss my political views on that matter, Dex
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: You're not responsible Klok
stephenfosterklok: but I think the neutron flux problem will have to be worked out lest we end up with just as much hot waste
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: I parked and llocked it
Bambi: another of his truly gifted perceptions was Sam Stone ... and he was only about 21 or younger when he wrote these amazing pieces (John Prine)
PPoop: climbing walls while sitting in his chair
PPoop: my sister's a nun
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: and speaking of "double 'lls'"...whare's llandscappe
Bambi: hot wax from fusion ... only if you have table top funsion in a Wax Museum
PPoop: put my socks in a cedar box
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: A small romance comic = Micker Rooney
stephenfosterklok: he was here and having technical problems or something; promised to return
stephenfosterklok: (or was that MacArthur?)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: PP: "and tell I died standing barefoot"
PPoop: he sells life insurance now
PPoop: no, you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Your policy is and good as your toenails
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: And we wont clip 'em...you
PPoop: macArthur park, someone left a cake out in the rain
stephenfosterklok: hey Dex, got a call from the bank holding my mortgage -- guy wanted to refinance me for cheap. Turns out he was in Niagara Falls
PPoop: nino found him?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Lost cakes don't come under your home owners policy
||||||||| Bunnyboy waltzes in at 11:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: lo agin
Bambi: slowly I turn....
PPoop: bunnyboy returns, and full of beef
Bunnyboy: Inch...By...Inch!
PPoop: step by step
stephenfosterklok: I made some crack about Love Canal and how Hooker had really messed the place over.
Bambi: wb Bunny
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Niagara Falls?...slowly I turned.....Wow! I siad....that's a lot of water
Merlyn: Bboy, you near San Jose? Nino thinks so...
Bambi: put that obsidian door knocker back Bunny ;-)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hey Bunny
stephenfosterklok: He said they had cleaned it up again and were selling houses on it again...and he was one of the chemists who had supervised the clean-up...
Bunnyboy: As close as Philidelphia is to Macon, GA.
stephenfosterklok: sounds like the job situation ain't so good in Niagara Falls, eh?
PPoop: virgin on the pointless?
Bambi: Sasquahana Hat Company!
Bunnyboy: Seattle, dat's me. West Seattle, specifically.
PPoop: I want one of those houses
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: KLok:LOL And I'm a Nucular Physucsest
Bunnyboy: Oh, is Nino the MindBotler?
stephenfosterklok: no, he swore on stak of bibles it was OK now...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:NF is so fucked....a third of the town is boarded up
PPoop: west seattle is the sound I thought
stephenfosterklok: West Seattle is, like, Bremerton, isn't it?
Bambi: LOL ... :-)
stephenfosterklok: "West Seattle" = you're Orca Food...
Bunnyboy: Yes, the Puget Sound is within my direct pervue. Just down the road, as a matter of fact.
Bunnyboy: sfk: LOL!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong always liked the raw emotion of Ted Pugent
stephenfosterklok: it's been dying for 40-50 years...what the heck is the problem?
PPoop: good road, stay down, good road
stephenfosterklok: LOL, Poop
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:Judicial Activists got in on life support
stephenfosterklok: pull out the tube...
PPoop: do you have a governor yet in washington state? finished counting yet?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: them and Indian Casino(s)
Bunnyboy: Yes, West Seattle is to Bremerton as Little Italy is to Flatbush.
stephenfosterklok: only to 10, Poop
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong thinks Bunny is logged on to Map Quest
PPoop: renewed your vowels?
Bunnyboy: Bremerton is a ferry ride away, and is a military ghost town.
stephenfosterklok wasn't aware that the vows expire...
Bambi: yep ... a, e, i, o, u and sometimes y
stephenfosterklok: but congratulations, guys!!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong hates them militant goats...you cannot train them...they'll eat anything
ah,clem: yep. a e i o and u
Bambi: they don't ... but the family appreciated it :-)
stephenfosterklok: you forgot w -- discrimination against the Welsh!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: and why not "y"
Bambi: and it was a very moving ceremony really ... it meant alot to both of us
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: But grats JL and Bambi
Bunnyboy: PP: Yes, Christine Gregoire is Governor. But the legal wrangles continue. The Seattle Weekly, the local Village Voice-owned rag, touted THE ELECTION THAT WOULDN'T END this week, big splashy cover.
Bambi: thanks Klok, Dex :-)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: My son's second marriage was held aboar a 30 foot catmaran in rather rough weather off Key est
cease: republicans refuse to lose, bun
stephenfosterklok: perhaps I was thinking of Bainbridge, where all the hoity-toity live (or is that place out of Vashion?)
PPoop: super JL and B, you are not geeks, I was looking for a better word
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cambridge...a little west of Lisbon
Bunnyboy: thass sweet, Bambi and clem. Warmest thoughts and wishes.
cease: i have friends on bainbridge. they're more hippy dippy than hoity toity
stephenfosterklok: no, no, you're confused -- it's 'way NORTH of Lisboa, Dex! Don't you watch Inspector Morse??
Bambi :-) thanks PPoop!
Bambi: thanks Bunny :-)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: The Troll Under the Ban Bridge
cease: porto?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Fino
PPoop: they are portos? what is a porto?
Bunnyboy: klok: Yeah, Vashon is also a (closer) ferry ride away, but quite a bit snootier. Without due cause, I might add.
cease: are herring hard of hearing?
Bambi: yes, there's a lot of truth to that Cat
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: what????
stephenfosterklok: Bun -- have they suspended habeas corpus there, too?
PPoop: huh?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: habeas sorpus = You got the body?
stephenfosterklok: there's a bit of truth in everything, but in the presence of noise, you really need a good error-correcting code to ferret it out
Bunnyboy: I have no direct affiliation with the Bainbridge crowd. Artsy community, from what I understand, and yay to that.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: corpus
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:Would you like to buy a slightly used ferret?
stephenfosterklok: they exile all the artist to Bainbridge? what a novel solution! Now, about the bums in front of Pike Street Market...
PPoop: search for salient, join us next week when andrea asks 'Huh?"
Bambi: LOL ... good one Klok
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:DOn't forget to carry those bums
Bambi: artsy fartsy?
stephenfosterklok: they are attracted to people with cameras, Dex; it's very annoying
Bambi: Klok, make sure that ferret's been descented!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Search For Salient...or...WHo's feeling salty?
stephenfosterklok: ferret or skunk, Bambi? it's really quite easy to tell them apart. Now, skunk versus ivory-billed woodpecker is harder...
PPoop: the fartsy twins, artsy and bart
Bunnyboy: And just remember: Social Security isn't FAIR, in it's present form.
Bambi: ferrets are cool pets though
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi:The ferret is descended form the minituare wolverine
Bunnyboy performs a prezzy pouty lip
stephenfosterklok: it's a Ponzi scheme, Bunny
Bambi: now that we have two birds and a cat ... I guess a ferret is out of the question LOL
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong thinks Bunny resembles Angelina Jolie
PPoop: no, it was supposed to be a handout from the richest,
stephenfosterklok: ken's housemates have something like 3 ferrets, last I heard
Bunnyboy: Dex: Really? You don't say?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi:YOu cannot question a ferret...they'll whiz anywhere
Bunnyboy tiptoes gingerly away from Dex ; )
stephenfosterklok: Brad Pitt for UN ambassador!
PPoop: dear friends, hello seekers
stephenfosterklok: (he's not going to impress Angelina just stumbling around in Somalia)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong puts on his Brad Pitt mask and tip toes up to Bunny
Bunnyboy: Look for ME in next week's PEOPLE!
cease: its amazing to hear them listening to themselves on the radio
Bambi: no, it was supposed to be there when we needed it. (SS) Not promisory notes from a government that can't repay ... and that's been true from the beginning. They should never have been able to take that money out. It should have been invested to work for us....but nooooo!
PPoop: yes lol
stephenfosterklok: yeah, it's like a director's commentary on a DVD...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong "as Brad Pitt" ask Angelina, 'Hey, who's the kid?'
cease: exactlyu, klok
Bunnyboy removes his Angelina Jolie costume to reveal...his Ron Jeremy costume!
Bunnyboy: Ew
cease: only dwarf is better than any flick ever made, or perhaps that ever will be made
stephenfosterklok: they CAN repay, Bambi; Dear Leader is just saying they won't
||||||||| porgie sneaks in around 11:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
stephenfosterklok: which, if you haven't noticed, endangers one hell of a lot of outstanding US debt, not just SS money
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong removes his Brad Pitt disguise and reveals his Jerry Springer persona
Bunnyboy: Investment is for suckers...INDIVIDUAL suckers!
PPoop: how can you be in two places at once, when you are not anyplace at all, the movie
cease: hi porge
ah,clem: ....
PPoop: hi bess's better half
Bunnyboy breaks down, weeping
porgie: Rank newbie here
Bunnyboy: I don't know who I am anymore!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: but one by one, the many individual suckers stand together and add up to a REALLY BIG Sucker
stephenfosterklok: they could put all the audio on a DVD and add extras like decades-later commentary track by the Guys
Bunnyboy: lo young son
PPoop: the churches can get government money now and they support the president that started that, surprise!
cease: newbies always welcome. i'm the oldestbie
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong puts on his Oprah disguise and consoles Bunny
porgie: Was an avid fan of FST tho the 70's
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hi Porgie
Bambi: no they can't ... they have spent it ... and now they can't because our government owes money to everyone ... including us ... yet they keep taking more and more of the pieces left ... not just in income tax, but this tax, and that tax, cigarette, alcohol, gas, you name it. Lotterys in states being used just like the SS. The states are learning the right lessons from the big gov't mistakes.
Bunnyboy: And just remember: Measurement ensures Literacy!
stephenfosterklok: I must go tange tapes
cease: have you heard the news stuff, porg?
PPoop: welcome porgie, I am a newbie too
Bambi: ok, /rant off
porgie: No I last had 10-12 albums all 70's stuff
cease: the new stuff is great. check it out
PPoop: are you listening to cni radio now? super replays
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: AH...Mr. Bunny? I'm 6 feet even...how can I speak
Bambi: are=aren't
ah,clem: if Bambi wants to rant, we can put her on the air... LOL
porgie: Dwarfs, Bozos, Giant Rat were favs
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: I din't know your were a frant...
Bambi: LOL
cease: are you listening to cni now, porg?
PPoop: what?
cease: this is from the time dwarf came out, their radio show from summer 70\
porgie: CNI? wats that
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: afk for refrill
PPoop: ahhh fong, bring me one
porgie: Where I am in Texas I only know a few people who ever even heard 0of FST
cease: look at your page. a few minutes with firesign thestre cni radio
Bambi: CNI Radio:
Bambi: or if you can play a .pls stream, you can click on the link at the top of this page.
Bunnyboy: porgie and PP: Well, be sure to check out the FST audio and video olds and news at the following 4 sites:
porgie: I was telling Merlyn the other night about a patient at the state hospital I worked at thro college
Bunnyboy: www.lodestonecatalog.com
Bunnyboy: www.laugh.com
PPoop: texas? a friend of GW, cheese it
Bunnyboy: www.rhino.com
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with Firesign Theatre"'
Bambi: currently playing 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre' ... rare Hour Hour
porgie: He was talking all this bizarre crap according to the pros
Bunnyboy: and, of course, www.firesigntheatre.com, where you are right now....only much....much...better!
porgie: I sit down with him and start bouncing FST lines baqck and forth
porgie: Turns out "he's not Crazy, He's insane.
cease: yes, if you do that in front of the wrong people, you would be committed
PPoop: locked in a loop, there are worse loops, I saw that on twilight zone, or outer limits
Bunnyboy: Yeah, the Bushter was babblin' it up tonite.
Bunnyboy: And remember: Everything is true if Duh Prez sez it be.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
PPoop: as my grandmother said, Yes I am crazy, but I come by it honestly
||||||||| Porgie JR sneaks in around 12:01 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ack in refrie...feeled
PPoop: wb porgie
Bunnyboy: And a l'il Porgie, too. Awwww!
PPoop: independence day fong?
Porgie JR: I think he was gaming the system, but the pros ionly caught on when I explained everything he was saying Was FST
Bambi: hmmm.... is that you again porgie or another porgie LOL
PPoop: send in the clones
Porgie JR: there's lots more of me where I come from
Bunnyboy: I gotta go make some myoozik. I got the new Cakewalk Project 5 Version 2 upgrade, and it shore is keen.
cease: sounds like a further advernture of hemlock stones, porge
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ..and little fried pork jackets to put em in
Bunnyboy: nite, agin, y'alls.
PPoop: and we ate it
ah,clem: me too
cease: bun
PPoop: night bunny
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Bunny/Angelina
PPoop: more sugar
PPoop: rant bambi rant
Bambi: I don't anything any polititian says
cease: ethel and rosenburg
cease: reminds me of angels in america, now showing on canuck tv
Bambi: have a great night Bunny
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hi! I'm Regular Roseburg
PPoop: hour of the wolf news
Bunnyboy: And remember: Don't believe any newspaper reports on Brad and Angie, but believe everything the President says. Because HE believes it!
Bambi: I don't believe anything any politician says
Porgie JR: loosners really work eh?
Bunnyboy: cat: Have you seen the film version of ANGELS? Superb!
Porgie JR: They would never lie to us, they're the govenment
PPoop: charlie's angels? too much too much
cease: yes thats what i';m talking about. millenium approaches just ended monday night. i wont be here to see the next 2 but the dvd is out
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bunny:(If I get you before you leave) As you're a film buff...saw a very interesting documentary the other
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: night "Chop Sockey:
Bunnyboy: cease: Highly recommended. Of course, I'm a huge Mike Nichols fan, anyway.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Brubba's Bain close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 12:07 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Bunnyboy: Vas ist CHOP SOCKY?
cease: the opening is wondrous
Brubba's Bain: Hey, all.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bun:History of Martial Arts Film from Asia
PPoop: bubba !
Porgie JR: Where's the rest of Bubba?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Beginning in early '30's
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hey Bubba =)
Bunnyboy: I saw MAYOR OF THE SUNSET STRIP, doc on Rodney Bingenheimer, LA DJ and "wheel" to the stars. Good doc.
Bambi: hi Bubba...err, Brubba
Brubba's Bain: Waz reel!
Bunnyboy: Dex: Is SOCKY out on video?
cease: it's The Brain
Bunnyboy: Was reeeeeeeeeal?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bun: Even if you aren't a fan of martial arts films, the history of them is fascinating
Bunnyboy: nite Brain. And alla yez.
||||||||| Bunnyboy is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:10 AM.
cease: lovewly to hear yo bambi
Brubba's Bain: Nite Bb.
PPoop: super voice bambi, and grats on the renewed vowels too
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: thanks Cat :-)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Dunno Bun...he said to a departed presence
Porgie JR: Dengue fever. What a way to go
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ;Gives lovely air kisses to Bambi
Bambi: thanks PPoop on both accounts :-)
Merlyn: I'm going to leave, too
Merlyn: bye
Bambi: ah, that's sweet Dex :-)
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:11 AM.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ah...Dios Merl
PPoop: y'all yankee yah lol
Brubba's Bain: Sorry to be so late, y'all.
Porgie JR: Menudo
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ...and a hearty, manly clap on the back to JL
Bambi: oh, no! we threw Merlyn out the window!
cease: how is lodestone doiong, bub?
Porgie JR: I mean Mananna
ah,clem: tks, dex
PPoop: fast merlyn, xpeed
Bambi laughs heartily at Dex LOL
Brubba's Bain: A little slow right now... but we're gearing up for the nat'l Corwin broadcast next month.
PPoop: higher on his back next time please fong
ah,clem: Merl is a wizzard, he can handle it
cease: when is that, bub?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong Asks JL who he likes in the SSSuper Bowl and shows him pictures of rifles
Bambi: LOL
PPoop: yes football, I love football and hamburgers
Brubba's Bain: 60th Anniversary of "On A Note of Triumph, weekend of May 8, check your local listings on NPR (and BBC).
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Welcome to the first annual McDonalds Bowl
ah,clem: early to choose the bowl, and smith and wesson
PPoop: i must run, toodles , best wishes to all!
cease: i'll be in nyc with dex and elayne and other fine people then
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Fill the bowl with Wesson oil, and Call Doctor Smith
Bambi: LOL
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Double P
cease: pp
Bambi says JL...you are a pip...you don't even like guns
Brubba's Bain: Local stations can choose to or not to carry it. We'll see how many do.
Bambi: have a great night PPoop
Brubba's Bain: nite pp
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi:Pardon the interruption, but a *real* man like guns
stephenfosterklok: nite Poop
Bambi: well, Clem/JL has a working knowledge of guns ... he just doesn't own one ;-)
Porgie JR: been unreel
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ever since the Sacred Throwing stick has man sought to extend his reach and therefore kill even more things
Porgie JR: Ahhh progress
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: And then Man invented the Boomerang and learned how to kill himself
Bambi: leaving already Porgie JR?
Bambi: Good one Dex LOL
cease: come by any thurs, porge
Porgie JR: Just sittting and lurking
stephenfosterklok has set neighbors' VCR to record "Good bye, Lenin!"
Bambi: ah, good deal
Brubba's Bain: If you throw hard enough, it will come back to you.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Do not confuse the Boomerang with Poontang....while both are dangerous, it is for different reasons
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| PPoop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: "Hello, Yoko!"
Bambi googles for Poontang...
stephenfosterklok: do any of the local stations have a concealed carry permit, bubba?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: LOL Bubba
Porgie JR: I used to collect boomarangs
stephenfosterklok: me too; it's hard to get rid of them
cease: just couldnt throw em away, eh porge?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: There is a certain relation between google and poontang
Porgie JR: you just can't throw them away
Brubba's Bain: sort of... stations can carry now, reveal later. It makes it hard to get a count in advance.
stephenfosterklok: There is a "certain relation" between Google and everything now -- it's amazing
Bambi: poontang ... a 'working girl' in the urban dictionary?
Porgie JR: I google, therefore I know everything]
stephenfosterklok: Pope Urban VII's dictionary? Interesting
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: I tried to search my search angine for "engine"
Bambi: or was it: "Tang", a brand name of near beer, 1920s; "Tang", is also slang word for a
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: angina?...ouch
stephenfosterklok: no, Google knows everything; you can forget...
Brubba's Bain: Well, Benedict 16.0 has been installed on Vatican OS, after the crash of JohnPaul 2.0.....
Bambi: eek
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: That's right Klok...I for got
Porgie JR: Google knows everything ........at once
stephenfosterklok: still has some bugs, Bubba
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bubba: I understand he requires 125,000 lines of Da Vinci code to operate
stephenfosterklok: well, within 265 ms, anyway, Porgie
Bambi: and will expire in less time than the last installation, thereby giving them the ability to install another one sooner.
Porgie JR: Well let's look at the stats Pope Benny XVI is leading thepack of Cardnals in his first mass
Bambi: thanks Clem :-)
stephenfosterklok: they're going to elevate someone from Oklahoma!?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: I'm so pre=installed that my pc barely functions
cease: benny? who's got the bennys?
Porgie JR: He's started in Latin ....good
Brubba's Bain: Anyone looked at a pic of Benny 16 and Dark Lord Palpatine side by side... its spooky. Separated at birth?
Porgie JR: Half brothers now?
stephenfosterklok: now that they're back in Vogue, maybe they will have some Ivory-Billed Woodpeckers in his first mass, too
Brubba's Bain: Nice one, Dex... (Davinci Code line)
stephenfosterklok: why keep boosting St. Louis?
Bambi: LOL
Porgie JR: I used to have a siamese twin.......
Bambi: and you have to wonder at the choice of name ... weren't there any other unifiers in all the years of pope hood?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: That's Ivory Coast Billed woodpecjkers
Porgie JR: but we weren't very close
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night JL and thanks lol
cease: at the wrists and ankles?
Porgie JR: Certainly is an interesting approch
stephenfosterklok: not since, who was that guy who started the Crusades? Urban III?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Pope Urban Renewal
stephenfosterklok switches to KEXP...
Brubba's Bain: Rural IV
Brubba's Bain: ?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong eavesdrops on Klok
Bambi: course being german and not american ... the name probably doesn't have the same connotation.
cease: buckminster fuller fucks jane jacobs and procreates...Urban III
stephenfosterklok: no, these are in central Arkansas, Dex; the coastal ones don't sound like kookaberras
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cat: A story not yet ready to be told
stephenfosterklok: hmm...I was within an I...Pope Urban II, Odo de Lagery
cease: urban !V: The Giant Rat Returns!
cease: big box office
ah,clem: good night all, and thanks for listening`... see ya next time
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong sings "Cat the Pope from you're eyes"
cease: rat in a box. we fry what you wont touch
stephenfosterklok: Urbane XIV -- the ascendance of George Hamilton
cease: by ah
cease: keep em ah'ing
Porgie JR: Pope Gets in your eyes
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Urbane Xv = Gearge Harrison
cease: no, that's poop
stephenfosterklok: can't be any worse than Pope gets in your face...
stephenfosterklok: Urbane -XX: George Gobel
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Laughing Priests decry...eye eye..
Porgie JR: Welllll were back for the Vatican Relays
||||||||| At 12:32 AM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Urbaniinity XXI = Gorgeous Geirge
Porgie JR: so did all the servants
cease: you're the pope of all vats. i cant belive
Bambi: see ya soon Clem :-)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: And the Layoty are outside the Vatican
stephenfosterklok: We'll all have to get Skype and have Merlyn figure out a way to concatenate > 4 calls into a conference
cease: yes, too bad this eastern journey doesnt include williamsburg, bambi
cease: i have that
Porgie JR: Here come the cardnals now on to the field in their robes and skirts
stephenfosterklok: they aren't that far from DC, Cat
stephenfosterklok: and Roto is just up the road from DC
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Wand the Chines Opera in their skirts and robes and serious weapons
cease: i dont even think i'll get a chance to meet roto, and he's not far from dc at all. just doesnt come into the city
stephenfosterklok: The East is Red (I have the soundtrack album)
stephenfosterklok: it's actually a pretty good (and true) story
Bambi: we are about 4 hours I think from DC
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Roto is a wanted man...Not-a welcome in DC
Porgie JR: Reds and Yellows?
cease: all i'll be able to do is meet people who are already or come into dc and nyc
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: and lavender blue, Dilly Dilly
cease: doc said he and lili want to meet us and go to the planetarium
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Like Mohhamed, people come to me or my mountain
Bambi: heard that Cat ... no worries ... can't go too far right now with my Dad being so ill
cease: yes, my dad has stabilized and doing much better or i wouldnt be able to take this trip
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong remembers (sheepishly) Bambi's father is not well
Brubba's Bain: Here is doc tonight, by the way?
cease: not here
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Not been around lately Bubba
Bambi: he's actually doing much better Dex ... the swelling around the brain tumor is being held at bay at least for now.
Bambi: the medication will not work forever...the body builds a tolerance or immunity to it in time, but we are enjoying his reprieve and he is home at my sister's house now.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: That's good to here...hope thing continue to get better
Bambi: me too Dex, me too
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: spoke too soon =9
Bambi: we almost lost him Thursday before they got a medication that would work ... but by Friday afternoon he was doing much better.
Brubba's Bain: Nick at nite right now. Phil PRoctors on.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: tHE MAGIC OF(CAPS) and lag
stephenfosterklok: hmmm, no, the LP I have is actually "Red Detachment of Women"...sorry
Bambi: by Monday, they let him come home
Brubba's Bain: Auctioneer on Fresh Prince rerun.
cease: too bad we dont get that here, bub
Brubba's Bain: I just channel surfed to it.
cease: yeah he's been in all kinds of stuff
Brubba's Bain: His parts over now.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Is that about those Russian women soldiers who didn't care?
cease: private parts, reporting for duty
stephenfosterklok: no, it's about peasant women who rise up against an evil landlord and...yes, I take your point, LOL
cease: ub, you missed ah clem playing june 28 hour hour, from which private parts is from
stephenfosterklok: I always liked Akroyd's "Bad Chinese Opera" takeoff on it, with the "Yankee Imperialists" in NY Yankees uniforms...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok Just a little bit slowly it seems =))
Bambi: yes, that Hour Hour was great fun!
cease: you have all six of them, bambi?
cease: or the 7th, from feb?
stephenfosterklok: yes, instead of beer, local store had $2/12-pack sale on Diet-Rite products so I'm buzzed out on cola and root beer and some kind of Tangerine shaving concoction or somethig...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Jackie Chan (Martial arts Comedies) was trained a grew up in the Beijing Chinese Opersa
Bambi: we have 3 disks of mp3 of Hour Hour
stephenfosterklok: Dex - but he kicked his way out...
cease: if he were trained to grow up in the beijing opera, that would be a previous life
cease: but uyo dont know how many shows, bam?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: He kicked and they Drop Kiked him
Bambi: would that be 2 shows per disk maybe?
stephenfosterklok: step and step and step and OOOOH! OWWW!
Bambi: not sure Cat
Bambi: Clem has them downstairs... will have to check
cease: sounds about right
Bambi: ok
stephenfosterklok: sheesh, what's the bit rate? an hour takes 325 MB???
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cat:MP3 can hold prolly 10 or 12 hours, maybe more
cease: of course
Bambi: guess we'd better check on that LOL
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: LOL = Look Out Lee
cease: but all the shows wouldnt necessarily be on one disc
stephenfosterklok: it depends on the rate / no, I'm sending it overseas / the rate, the rate -- look at the bit rate table...
Porgie JR: folks been real 6talking with or fireheads but mine is going to bed now
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cat: True just hypthenating
cease: i remember when these discs were offered on alt.ft and i dont think i took up the offer, as much of it was from my collection already
stephenfosterklok: put your head on the pil-low, let your body run free...
cease: godnight, porge
Brubba's Bain: Nite Porgie
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Peorge, we're here every Thursodan
stephenfosterklok: peasant dreams, Porge
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Thursday
stephenfosterklok: (of Red women)
cease: or noble ones
Bambi: some of them are called Hour Hour and some Radio Oz Clem said
cease: kingly twos
Bambi: night Porgie JR
stephenfosterklok: especially neon ones
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong thinks Red WSomen, who cares, I've got the blues
Brubba's Bain: I must flee too. Later y'all.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Mr. Bubba
Bambi: have a great night Bubba
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ...and that extra "r" is for regrooving
Bambi: I am going to have to get going too ... eyes are very droopy after all the travel and stuff ... see you all next week :-)
||||||||| At 12:51 AM, Brubba's Bain vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Bambi, and best regards to you and JL
stephenfosterklok: nite Bubba, Bambi (good show -> Clem, BTW)
cease: bub
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ok, night you all, Cat will emails you re trip
||||||||| At 12:55 AM, Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: we must email before i leave here, dex
cease: missed him.
cease: but next thurs, that will not be the case
cease: i guess we are all gone
cease: bye, us
||||||||| At 12:56 AM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
stephenfosterklok: Dex - http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/twenty/mao1.html
stephenfosterklok: hmmm, they
stephenfosterklok: 've all gone down the sacred stairway into the centre of the earth...
||||||||| stephenfosterklok says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, stephenfosterklok exits at 12:57 AM.
Porgie JR: just stepped back Oh what amess I missed everything
Porgie JR: Bambi? Auntie Em?
||||||||| At 1:00 AM, Porgie JR vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "1:41 AM and late as usual, it's Bightrethighrehighre, just back from Billville."
Bightrethighrehighre: all these geeks r gawkin' at me....can't hear a word they're sayin'....
Bightrethighrehighre: anyone on the night shift....??
||||||||| At 1:51 AM, Bightrethighrehighre vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Brubba's Bain
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong
Dexter CNI FOng
Dexter Confused Fong
Dexter Fong
mark time
Mr. Motion
Porgie JR
Woody One
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