A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 05, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Mohamlet Salami into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 6:13 PM, then departs.
Mohamlet Salami: Catherwood, give me the $3.00, please
||||||||| Catherwood gets Mohamlet Salami the $300
.Mohamlet Salami: You have given me $300 oh bald one, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood givens Mohamlet Salami $300 bald one
.Mohamlet Salami: I see you are hep to the vernacular of Ophonistan where I am from.
Mohamlet Salami: From which I am, Catherwood. Me!
||||||||| Catherwood s Mohamlet Salami
.||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Merlyn2 enters at 7:06 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Merlyn2: oops, still have the '2'...
Merlyn2: Later...
||||||||| Merlyn2 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn2 exits at 7:06 PM.
Mohamlet Salami: bye Massa Merlyn 2, say godby to him Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Mohamlet Salami and says "Did you want something?"
Mohamlet Salami: SIM SALA BIM It is by virtue of your intense concentration that the mater remains suspended aloft in mid air
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mohamlet Salami: catherwood, suspend me aloft in mid air
||||||||| Catherwood suspends Mohamlet Salami aloft in mid air.
Mohamlet Salami: thank you I am so relaxed I shall remain aloft and continue to risse to meet Allah or whoever Bye Bye Mohamlet Salami bye you farwell me, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood farwells Mohamlet Salami.
||||||||| Mohamlet Salami says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mohamlet Salami exits at 8:07 PM.
||||||||| ah,clem steals in around 8:43 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" yet more RHH tonight`'
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn2 into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:59 PM, then departs.
Merlyn2: Gak, new OS/browser...brb
||||||||| At 8:59 PM, Merlyn2 hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn whistles aimlessley
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong disembarks at 9:06 PM.
Merlyn whistles with spelling errors
Merlyn: hey dex
Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong: Hi Merlyn
Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong: I see Clem is up and uh running
Merlyn: Finally upgraded to OS/X, even though I got it with this computer. It seemed too buggy back then.
Merlyn: up and streaming
Merlyn: I changed how Nino does things; are you in NYC? Also, for the moment, you might get a popup during the login.
Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong: Glad to hear, although I haven't the foggiest what that might mean to you, or me, for that matter
Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong: hmmm
Merlyn: Your ISP is in NYC?
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:09 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: the only thing worse than cronyism is acronymism
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits on the couch.
Merlyn: Catherwood was kind of rough on you...
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Merlyn and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Once again CNI seems to lock me outta chat..I mean the screen doesn't refresh
Merlyn: Hmm, does it play the stream?
Dexter Fong: Merl: Yes ISP is in New York...Road Runner
||||||||| Tweenaroo Bonzai enters at 9:11 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: or you can call me Bucky Goldstein...
Dexter Fong: Yeah, the stream works fine
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Evenin' all...
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween
Merlyn: Can you just open realplayer by itself and restart the stream, and have it not mess up your browser?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Still doing the stream w/dial-up?
||||||||| 9:12 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Dexter Fong: Not sure Merl, but I think once the problem develops, only way out is out
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bambi inside, makes a note of the time (9:12 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Elayne: Greetings from Cat-ville!
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat ;))
Merlyn: Hey Elayne
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Don't shoot her!
Merlyn: hey Bambi
Bambi: Hi!
Elayne: Hi Fran!
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi and Elayne
Bambi: howdy clem, Dex, E!, Merlyn, Tweeny
||||||||| "9:13 PM? 9:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cat in ny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cat in ny enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Elayne: Hey Unca Dex, Cat'll be along in a second...
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
cat in ny: fuckin meow
Bambi: hi Cat in NY!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: NYC. Just like I pictured it...
Dexter Fong: High Clem
Elayne: Heh, it's very amusing to sit right next to him, type and talk at the same time. :)
cat in ny: thats a line from a steview wonder song
Bambi: I bet :-)
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Panoramaland 2000, and everything...
cat in ny: no i cant type any better on elayne's computer
Elayne: Aww, sorry to hear the benefit got cancelled, Jim...
Bambi: RHH, Clem?
ah,clem: not yet, but I'm trying Dex
Elayne: Jim, are you going to play EYKIW tonight? Cat and I watched the video this afternoon.
Bambi: would that be Radio Hour Hour?
cat in ny: speaking of rebus, i saw eykiw for the first time at el's today
Dexter Fong: Whatja think?
Elayne: Be right back. Firefox ain't doing it for me today, refuses to reload...
ah,clem: I could, later...
||||||||| Elayne says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elayne exits at 9:16 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:17 PM, then departs.
ah,clem: wanted to get throught tis forst
cat in ny: sometimes i was amazed at the production values. othertimes i wasnt
ah,clem: first
Merlyn: Nino has a bug
Merlyn: Only one of E and Cat are showing up on his map
Elayne: So Unca Dex, what do you have planned for our Canadian boy tomorrow?
Dexter Fong: Then we must flea
cat in ny: i really liked phil as happy harry cox
Elayne: Nino, we're probably on the same connection, our computers here are networked.
Dexter Fong: E: Thought we'd visit Ellis Island and get him registered
Elayne: I mean, Brian, not Nino. :)
cat in ny: el has shown me where i catch the express bus. i gather it isnt full of bozos
||||||||| "9:18 PM? 9:18 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the couch.
Elayne: Hey Llan!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: So much for the beta of iCab...
Dexter Fong: E: Brian Eno?
llanwydd: why are we all here?
cat in ny: she says it goes right to the met
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Is we us?
cat in ny: we've heard dylan at the met already. now its MY turn
Dexter Fong: Cat: Up where you are, prolly Domincians
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Yessss, LL
Bambi: wb E!
Dexter Fong: Hey Double ll
cat in ny: the vermeers werent open to the public at the national gallery in dc
cat in ny: hope i dont have that problem tomorrow
llanwydd: hey folks
Dexter Fong: Cat: Why???????
cat in ny: lllll
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Tomorrow, tomorrow...
llanwydd: what all the vermeers in ny
Bambi: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tweenaroo Bonzai: New south wails?
cat in ny: they were moving the rembrandts so they wouldnt let us in. the vermeers were in an innter gallery
Dexter Fong: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmr
llanwydd: one of the old wails
Merlyn: Ah, Nino fixed...Tween, are you in Port Huron, MI?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: The Whaling Wall
Dexter Fong: What a Bummer
Merlyn: Catherwood, bring me a drink, please...
||||||||| Catherwood brings Merlyn some Bear-Whiz Beer.
Elayne: Hang on, let me pull up the Met's schedule for tomorrow...
Merlyn: Thanks, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
cat in ny: have a bear whiz, merl
Tweenaroo Bonzai: You're Huron, Merle ;) Nachos at 40 paces.
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Catherwood: You told me you were mute
||||||||| Catherwood tolds Dexter Fong you were mute.
Merlyn: Catherwood can't parse very well.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Merlyn and queries "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: CW tolds me nothing baby!!
llanwydd: yep, dylan at 5:00
Merlyn: fuck off, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Eat it raw, MADAM!"
Dexter Fong: lol
Tweenaroo Bonzai: The Human League? That brought about WW too.
ah,clem: Catherwood, please bring me a bommer
||||||||| Catherwood gets ah,clem a bommer.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood is one of those new Robots ;))
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Merlyn: crawl under the couch, catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood crawls under the couch.
Dexter Fong: What?
cat in ny: where is the frick in relationship to the met?
ah,clem: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
llanwydd: leave it on the sidetable and roll us a couple...of
ah,clem :)
Merlyn: Someone remark about his sense of time
Dexter Fong: Cat: Pretty close
Elayne: Catherwood, may I please have some smokables from the side table?
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Elayne and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Kinky Friedman for TX secretary of agriculture.
Bambi: cool....I like Catherwood's new software
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Bambi and says "Something I can help with?"
cat in ny: good
ah,clem: Catherwood is half fast
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to ah,clem and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
cat in ny: its great to be in a place with cats again
Dexter Fong: Cather, do you remember the future?
Merlyn: Catherwood, your watch is fast.
||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ! My watch has never failed me! It's precisely 9:25 PM!"
Elayne: Catherwood, bring me my smokables please.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Elayne's smokables.
cat in ny: which hour hour is this?
Elayne: Whew! Thanks!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Talk about old prog rock, dex.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, forget the future
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and queries "Did you need me?"
Merlyn: You have to use his full name, dex
llanwydd: hey dex!
Dexter Fong: Tween: Rather talk about the olde pub rocke
Elayne: Dex, what time were you thinking of meeting Cat tomorrow, and do you want to get together with us later on for dinner?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Mothra!
Dexter Fong: E: Yes, but maybe you all can call me, much easier to sort things out real time
Merlyn: Did anyone get a second page pop-up when they logged in tonight?
llanwydd: prog rock, dex?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Only been to NYC x2. Once with my Dad in 1972, and once with trhe Jeremiah Samuels Band circa '77.
Dexter Fong: LL: Frog rock
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Nope, Meryl.
Merlyn: The method I'm using to determine where people are from can do that, until I pay $10 for 10,000 (which I plan to)
Dexter Fong: Merl: I didn't
Bambi: yes, Catherwood ... something I have been wondering since I was a young sprout in Indiana ... why does the Porrige Bird lay his egg in the air?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Merlyn: or maybe it's $10,000 for 10
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, do yourself
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you want me?"
llanwydd: I've been to nyc many times. Born in NJ
Merlyn: I also varied the log in/log out messages more, and it'll sometimes refer to where Nino thinks you're from.
Dexter Fong: I rarely leave NYC
cat in ny: 2nd time for me
Elayne: Dex, are you call-able now or do you only have the one phone line?
llanwydd: like woody allen, dex
Bambi: born in VA, spent 25 yrs approx at the Jersey Shore
Dexter Fong: E: I am calleble now and I have cable connection so I'm free to telemarket at any time
Elayne: Ah good, let me turn down the CNI...
Dexter Fong: E; Cat has my number
Elayne: Dex, msg me your phone number, I only have the work line.
Dexter Fong: so to speak
cat in ny: jersey cows?
llanwydd: have very happy memories of NJ shore. Asbury Park, Ocean Grove, etc.
Bambi: LOL
Elayne: He didn't tell me that. :) He's going to get it now...
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Roland Space Echo? Nice analog box. Buy the 401.
Bambi: Jersey Devil ... but have never seen it personally
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Mooooo...
llanwydd: point pleasant
Bambi: and the Ocean County Air Force ... mosquitos
Tweenaroo Bonzai: British air planes?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Don't tread on these Goodyears.
Dexter Fong: afk for a few
Bambi: they even have a large mosquito metal sculpture in the Municipal Bldg and it says New Jersey's or Ocean County's Air Force ... at least they have a sense of humor about it.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Kick a tire.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Ah, the TB Glide...
llanwydd: they should have a "Pinebarren County". It would only be right
Bambi: very true llanwydd
Elayne: Sorry about the radio silence, Cat and I are talking with Dex...
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Welcome to side two... as we play Karn Evil 9.
cat in ny: i thought we were waiting for the electrician
Dexter Fong: for the british election
ah,clem: audio ok?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Sure do like Yes' Homeworld...
Bambi: no worries E ... we are all here to have fun ... go for it!
llanwydd: and the terrible chat drought continues........what about the decaf?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: We're all bozos on this bus.
ah,clem: these clips mixed a little differently
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Get in the back seet!
Bambi: Clem was wondering if the audio is OK?
llanwydd: Yes, I thought "Homeworld" was their best since "Awaken"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Garce's version is better :)
Bambi: abe hanson murdered again ? lol
Dexter Fong: HGello
Elayne: Okay, phone call done. That's just sick, the three of us on chat and on the phone at the same time. My head's going to explode.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Saw GD in DC with the 1973 sound system. No monitors. AKGs off-phase.
cat in ny: hey merl, did you get the hour hour i sent you?
cat in ny: i think i may have mailed you the copy i was gonna make for dex
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:42 PM and late as usual, it's Dave, just back from Parker."
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Evenin' Dave
cat in ny: hi dave
llanwydd: gd? Who is that?
Dave sings hi everybody
Bambi: hi Dave
Merlyn: Yes Cat, thanks; haven't had a chance to listen yet.
llanwydd: hey dave
cat in ny: looks like dex will have to wait awhile too, until i get back to van
Dexter Fong: Catherwood allow me to go for a refill
||||||||| Catherwood allows Dexter Fong to go for a refill.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Headball!
Bambi: very nicely done Dave :-)
Elayne: If it's not too much trouble, could I direct y'all to my latest blog entry? http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com
Elayne: There's a question on there I'd like someone on chat to try to answer...
llanwydd: where are you now, cat?
Bambi: Catherwood allow me to get a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood allows Bambi to get a toasted almond.
Dave: ok listen everybody for a ken update, got message from him at 4:15 or so this afternoon, he said to say hello to all of you guys and that he'd be on the road at 2 or 3 in the morning so he's going to sleep, he is by now obviously, so just thought I'd pass that along
Bambi thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Bambi: thanks for the Ken update :-)
cat in ny: im in the bronx
Elayne: Thanks for the update, Dave!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: E - that would be the Pen at the NYC republican convention?
Elayne: Llan, he's sitting right next to me.
Elayne: That's the one, Tween.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Heard you needed hasmat clothing.
Dexter Fong: Thanks Dave
Elayne: Tween, today the "excitement" was on the east side of Manhattan, some lame Brits with a grudge tried to detonate lemon-sized bombs in a window box at the British Consulate.
Elayne: Honestly, how did they ever keep up an empire?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood tell me to stop telling you to do things just to test you
||||||||| Catherwood tells Dexter Fong to stop telling you to do things just to test you.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Make lemonade.
Elayne: (Wait, I have to check to make sure my husband isn't within viewing distance of this chat...)
Dexter Fong: Found Catherwoods weak spot
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and queries "Something I can help with?"
Elayne: So anyway, what do y'all think? Does Firesign have a case to sue against this clothing company?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Don't follow the balls when they make the street :) - Deputy Dan
Elayne: I can't see where Nick Danger wouldn't be trademarked...
Merlyn sings ? with actual ?? notes, maybe
llanwydd: Catherwood is in extemely rare form these days. Anybody notice?
||||||||| Catherwood iss in extemely rare form these days anybody notice.
Dave: how do you talk to catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dave and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Elayne: I can't remember what they did in the case of that Bear Whiz outfit...
Merlyn: Hmm, nope...
Elayne: Dave, you say: Catherwood, bring me a sangria.
||||||||| Catherwood hands Elayne a sangria.
cat in ny: that looked really strange
llanwydd: guess why he has no friends
Dexter Fong: Catherwood seems to be german
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Right on!
Bambi: Catherwood, of course we noticed ... we weren't born yesterday .. maybe the day before, but not yesterday.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Bambi and says "Did you want something?"
Dave: Catherwood is loco
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dave and asks "Did you need me?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwald Heil Hitler!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: You deserve a brick today. No thanks ;)
Dave: oh I could really have some fun with this
cat in ny: did you break the brick breakers record again?
llanwydd: don't follow the street when they make........
Merlyn sings ♪ with real ♪♪ notes this time ♪
Tweenaroo Bonzai: You have any of the MotU software engines, Dave?
cat in ny: theyve gotta stop making such flimsy records
Bambi: Catherwood, please bring me another Toasted Almond, I'm gonna need one! LOL
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi another toasted almond i'm gonna need one lol.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Love the 1 you're with.
Dave: no I don't
Elayne: Catherwood, bring me a reminder not to follow the balls when they make the street.
||||||||| Catherwood brings Elayne a reminder not to follow the balls when they make the street.
Bambi: thank you Catherwood, you needed that
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bambi and says "Did you want me?"
Merlyn: Catherwood, bring me something
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn some Bear-Whiz Beer.
llanwydd: catherwood is getting weird
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside llanwydd and says "Did you want me?"
cat in ny: i only love 10s
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Just curious. Everybody's going software. A Powerbook and a MIDI controller and you've got an orchestra.
Merlyn: You keep saying his name!
Dexter Fong thinks Catherwood is taking over this chat room
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Bambi says she's glad she didn't has Catherwood that question LOL
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bambi and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Dexter Fong: It;s all about him, now
Merlyn: If he can't find any keywords, he just asks if you wanted something
Dave: just found out that Van Morrison is gonna play Red Rocks here in CO, I'm going, but it's a risk because he's either there and does well or he doesn't from what I've heard but he's probably my favorite living artist so I will pay the massive amount of money to see him
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Ya mo. Be there.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood get me a key
||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong a key.
Bambi: we're driving Catherwood nuts
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and mumbles "Did you want something?"
cat in ny: as it were, dave
cat in ny: i saw him in vancouver in the early 70s. he was great
llanwydd: Now I get it. Like Dr. Memory. Well, maybe we can fix him the same way
Bambi: ah, clem ... quite a few!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Video Jukeboxes in Bloomington, In in 1982? Nice...
Dexter Fong: LLAN i tried, he's got a self-protective circuit
Dave: yes Cat but he's changed considerably, doesn't like fame and is modest, I would die to meet him, well I'd have to die afterwords I guess
llanwydd: 1982? The Nice were not around then
Tweenaroo Bonzai: I'd... die... faust...
Bambi: Catherwood, are you on?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bambi and queries "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Dave: Then have someone film it for proof
cat in ny: hed probably love talking to you, dave
Tweenaroo Bonzai: The proof is in the pudding. Here's Cosby's kids.
cat in ny: that is really lumpy
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Circuit circus, dex?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Aw, it's paisley...
Dexter Fong: Circuit de' Soleil
||||||||| Catherwood leads pPoop in through the front door at 9:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: lumpy pudding ... didn't do something right ... shouldn't have lumps
Dave: I'm gonna email a DJ from the station I used to work with and see if they're doing anything with this concert, I think it might be a clearchannel thing though which would put me out of the runnings for anything
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Nouse sommetimes du soliel.
Dexter Fong: Hey 'lil p
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Raw, raw, raw!
pPoop: lumpy pudding? I went to school with him, or her
Bambi: hi pPoop
llanwydd: Circuits? You should have seen the circuits I used to have
cat in ny: thats the spirit we have here
pPoop: howdy
Dexter Fong: I knew his cousing, Lumpy Whitaker
Tweenaroo Bonzai: If only I had an emotion chip.
pPoop: a light and they will follow it anywhere
Dexter Fong: and his uncle, Wavy Gravy
Bambi: Catherwood, what's the time?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:58 PM, precisely!"
llanwydd: Gimpy Wizaker. I knew him
cat in ny: Spirit used to be in LA but they moved or died or something
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you watch or sundial is still running fast
||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ! My watch keeps perfect time! It's exactly 9:58 PM!"
Dave: Lumpy Gravy, one of the strangest things I have ever heard, didn't they have people speak in to a piano with a mic in it? Zappa album from '68
Dexter Fong: Dont argue with me Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood withes Dexter Fong.
Bambi: Catherwood, thank you
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
pPoop: catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to pPoop and mumbles "You rang?"
llanwydd: Either six to nine or nine to six
Elayne: Sorry, I was away from keyboard. Back now, and beautiful!
pPoop: what time is it catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 9:59 PM!"
Dave: Cat I like Spirit, wonderfully weird
llanwydd: hey, somebody forgot to wind the sundial
Dexter Fong: and don't withe at me either catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ats Dexter Fong either.
cat in ny: me too dave
cat in ny: i got a line on them
Elayne: Catherwood, your clock is fast.
||||||||| Catherwood says "Poppycock!! It's 9:59 PM"
Elayne: LOL!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood defenestrate yourself
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and says "Did you want me?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads N Danger in through the front door at 10:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
pPoop: ahhh nino is on target
N Danger: I'm lookin for the same old place
Merlyn: Catherwood, jump out of the window
||||||||| Catherwood jumps out of the window.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: It's good to be this close to water...
Elayne: Hey N Danger, are you the guy on the billboard at Tourneau Corner?
Merlyn: See?
pPoop: it's out back, here's the key
Dave: you won't find it here
Merlyn: You have to know how to ask him.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: That's his sweater, E
Dave: lol Brian
Bambi: Nicky, it's great to see ya ;-)
N Danger: Catherwood, direct me there
||||||||| Catherwood directs N Danger there.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, very good, leave your 8x10 and a phone number with the girl, we'll call you
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and says "Would you like something?"
Elayne: Well, if you're going to sweat please don't do it around me.
Bambi: whoever you are
llanwydd: it's gettin late coozip, you on "doublegoldenslasher" time
Tweenaroo Bonzai: I can't sweat!
pPoop: a pizza to go, no anchovies catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside pPoop and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Merlyn: I'll probably add to catherwood's parser over time, make it better.
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:01 PM"
Merlyn: yeah, yeah. At ease, Cather-wood
Dexter Fong: Catherwood sweat on Elayne's popcorn
||||||||| Catherwood sweats on elayne's popcorn.
Elayne: Mmm, salty!
pPoop: cat her wood is all wound up, who pulled his string?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Arrrrrrrr.
Merlyn: Is Butlersweat like that goldenspray?
Bambi: yuk! not nice Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Elayne: I should hope not, Brian!
Dexter Fong: pPoop, He's a princess virgin...self string pulling
Tweenaroo Bonzai: We need assult weapons. Ya never know about them bambis...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood sweat on Bambi's Almond thingie
||||||||| Catherwood sweats on bambi's almond thingie.
pPoop: pelf ping strolling?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Anybody got any string theory?
Dave sings "and it's almost independance day," not really but it's a great song to sing, I love singing
Merlyn: I think Nino's predictions for this week are somewhat better (though he has no idea where Bambi is from)
pPoop: you have an almond thingie? mine is cashew, gesundheit
llanwydd: "Bultlersweat"! What a distinguished name! Wonder if he'd be from a certain lineage.
Bambi: if you stretch a string from upstairs to downstairs ... you can have a mic in two places
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes. All strings are made out of other smaller strings
cat in ny: no, but ive got some string intelligent design
Merlyn: It's 05/05/05 today rememer folx
Tweenaroo Bonzai: And the're Pullman Porters
Bambi: hey, Catherwood, cut that out!
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bambi and queries "Did you need me?"
Merlyn: That only happens once a week, if that.
pPoop: so 666 is next year? that drive the morons into a frenzy
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Weaks happen every times today
Dave: it is Brian, rejoyce!
Dexter Fong: !!Thinko d' Mayo!!
Merlyn: good point, poop! Should schedule big parties for then.
Elayne: Dang, Brian, I was going to say that before, you beat me to it. :)
Bambi: Catherwood, you've done quite enough already LOL
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bambi and asks "Did you need me?"
cat in ny: and gas was 5.55 at a station near els, in yonkers?
Elayne: I've been signing everything 05/05/05 today.
Merlyn: Hold the d'Mayo, d'Dex!
Dave: hey maybe it'll be a full moon on 666 too *laughs evilly*
Elayne: No, not the gas, that was the price of a car wash.
pPoop: 666, the number of the beast, 668, the number of the neighbor of the beast
llanwydd: So, what are we talking about now, string theory?
Merlyn: Shouldn't be hard to check....
Merlyn: (on full moon, dave)
Elayne: I really, really wanted to get my car washed there today for that price. It was like an omen!
Tweenaroo Bonzai: I say unto you, the Morman doeth rock (1983 my stage). Sure glad they lost money on the TV studio and had to play in IN.
Elayne: That and the Nick Danger billboard.
pPoop: now hold the mayo over here
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Meat me, Montana.
llanwydd: get your kikcs on roote 666
cat in ny: and 669, the beast's girlfriend
Dexter Fong: You hold the mayo, I'll hold Virginia
Dexter Fong: lol cat
Merlyn: I'll be almost full on 06/06/06 Dave, looks to be full on the June 11th
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Lady Love Me (Donnie did justice).
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Memorymoog? Nice machine...
Dave: hey I've never seen the moon, I just realized that, oh well
Bambi: so, what are you saying ... June 6 2006 is the beginning of the end ... seems to me there's enough of a head start on that already
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Burning doen the houseman. We earn it.
llanwydd: lol merl
Elayne: Bambi, I think it'll be more like the middle of the end...
Dexter Fong: Tween: Didn't Donnie first begin with the Norman Chubbyknuckle Choir?
cat in ny: but its seen you, dave
llanwydd: Robert Moog?
pPoop: I have not seen it either dave, Just photons bouncing off it and hitting my retina.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Dave, is Dave here? I can't feel it.
Elayne: Dave, the moon's overrated. The cheese isn't even green.
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| N Danger - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: You can get a moon-phase calendar at http://users.ameritech.net/paulcarlisle/MoonCalendar.html
Dave: oh yes it has, wondering why I'm so straight compared to some of the other acts it's seen
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Got $3k. Buy a Voyager.
Elayne: Yeah, I have a moon phase calendar on my weblog.
llanwydd: the moon would have to be made from gruyere
Dexter Fong: I've got a mood ring
cat in ny: got 3 ears of corn? buy a vegan
Dexter Fong: Do you like it?
pPoop: gruel ear? ewww
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Morley Phaser? Put one on a Rhodes (pref before CBS - wooden action compared to bouncy-bouncy plastic).
Merlyn: Dave, you seem to be the furthest west chatter right now.
cat in ny: no hawaiians need apoy
Tweenaroo Bonzai: THere's nothing with the action on this Rhodes - Ray Charles ;)
llanwydd: only gruyere would turn green so quickly
Dave: Not quite in Parker but that's about 15 minutes away, I hate this place sometimes
Dexter Fong: Arthur Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)))))))))))))))]
Tweenaroo Bonzai: American Woman, get away fromme me...
pPoop: fire? the god of hell fire? I have not heard that in a few years
Merlyn: Yeah, it's really your ISP, dave.
cat in ny: brown with burnt envy?
Dave: "I am the god of hell fire!"
Bambi: you have more than made up for the lack of eye sight Dave ... I wouldn't let it bother you. Most folks never even learn music as you have even with eye sight.
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Just like the Beatles. Only cheaper!
Dexter Fong: oh let see
llanwydd: I bring you..."Fire.......
pPoop: inna golda de velveta
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Brian. George.
Dave: I haven't, met a girl today who has learnt braille music, I'd like to but don't have the patience, perfect pitch is my sight really
Dexter Fong: Am I back catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Elayne: That's one of my ex-husband's favorite songs, "Fire." That reminds me, I wonder if he'll want to come into NYC this weekend to see Cat again, I should ask him...
||||||||| At 10:15 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:15 PM and N Danger sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| "Hey N Danger!" ... N Danger turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:15 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Koumoutseas. 4 echoplexes. Let's try Austin.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong inside, makes a note of the time (10:15 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bambi: we were highly impressed with what you've done in your life so far. I suspect you will do great at anything you set your 'sights' on.
||||||||| Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong leaves to catch the 10:15 PM train to Elmertown.
pPoop: archie tirebiter lol
Merlyn: It's like Grand Central Lobotomy in here!
||||||||| Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong steals in around 10:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: so, you tell me, folks. I've got a little fewer than a dozen eggs and I haven't had dinner yet. What can you do with 6 or 8 eggs?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: It's a Grand Canyon between you and me...
Bambi: uh, oh.... looks like Catherwood is in trouble now LOL
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bambi and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Hello Africa!
Merlyn: Make an Amulet, llan
Dave: that's a fucking huge omlet
Tweenaroo Bonzai: I bless the reigns down in Africa.
Merlyn: no, you wear it around your neck of the woods
llanwydd: there's one I've never tried, Merl
Merlyn: consider me egging you on
cat in ny: enough eggs for everyone
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Back to the past, or forward, to the future!
Bambi: a couple 3-4 egg omelots
llanwydd: you know, I've heard an ostrich egg will feed more than 20 people
pPoop: woof woof
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Have you got something, for me?
Dave: lol bambi thanks for the eggy advice
cat in ny: a buncha pregnant ocelots
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Anything you can't, unwrap, in here?
Bambi: lol
pPoop: just eggs? what else is in the frige?
Tweenaroo Bonzai: A monsterous omlett! Permanent state of war!
ah,clem: Catherwood, bring some eggs
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to ah,clem and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Vote 2006
cat in ny: cisco systems, he was a friend of mine
Elayne: They're in everybody's eggs, by the way.
pPoop: hello ah clem, I cannot count, too fast, too complicated
Merlyn: (clem, you have to say "bring me" stuff)
Tweenaroo Bonzai: GS two?
pPoop: everybodys? oh my god
Bambi: Catherwood make some omelots for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bambi and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: It ain't what you want, it's what you need...
Merlyn: I could add that, Bambi
Bambi: hmmm, Catherwood make some omelots
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Bambi and asks "Did you want me?"
Bambi: drat
llanwydd: omelets is a pretty easy thing but what about other ingredients.I've heard of exotic things like Eggs Vindaloo and frittatas and Huevos Rancheros, etc. What do you folks do specifically with eggs. You have like, house special omeltettes or old family reciptes?
pPoop: eggs and rat?, rat is expensive, not much meat and hard to get
Bambi: some sauteed green pepper, onion, some cheese, if you are vegan maybe that's all
Bambi: don't need much else ... unless you enjoy meat .. .then some bacon or ham
llanwydd: This reminds me of something I dug out of the ground today
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Buy organic. Raise a sprout...
llanwydd: Yes if your vegan you can do without the eggs
Dave: I love omelets with lots of things in them, same with salads, you could make one hell of an egg salad
ah,clem: lightly sauteed onions and shitaki mushrooms, a little thyme, and real butter, fold into the eggs and milk till firm, server with buttered toast, or a muffin
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:25 PM, dragging Dexter Duoterian Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Heollo again
pPoop: bring me the head of dexter fong catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands pPoop the head of dexter fong.
llanwydd: no really, I was planting a rosebush and came across some eggs I had laid in the earth long before
pPoop: thanks cwood
||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec in through the front door at 10:26 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dave: I'll brb need to read something for a friend that will take all screen reading power, be back in a few minutes
||||||||| "Hey Dave!" ... Dave turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:26 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: yeah, but some vegetarians will still eat eggs and cheese ... depends upon the level they are comfortable with
doctec: hi, just got back from cinco de mayo celebration
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Holla Doc!
Bambi: that was quick Davae
Tweenaroo Bonzai: I'd rather be here than on the way to Bombay...
pPoop: why did you put the eggs in the, oops nevermind
Tweenaroo Bonzai: It's ain't what you want, it's what you need ;)
doctec: sorry i have been so scarce lately
Bambi: hey Doc! great to see ya ... hope you and Lili are well
llanwydd: cinco de mayo!!!
cat in ny: hey doc
pPoop: a sink full of mayo?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Catherwood start the Mariachi Band
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Duoterian Fong and says "Did you want me?"
Tweenaroo Bonzai: Praise The Wheel
Elayne: Evenin' Tom!
Elayne: Did you and Lili go see The Aviator?
cat in ny: i'm almost in doctown. darktown at least
Bambi: you are very welcome Dave ... sorry didn't see that last comment .. it was below the line so to speak.
Merlyn: Elayne, re: the Nick Danger sweater people, I told them about it some months ago, I don't know if Firesign will get any money though. The guy who owned www.nickdanger.com made money selling them the domain.
llanwydd: Bonzai: I had put them there with other organic matter only months earlier for the purpose of enriching the soil
Bambi: hmmm, that was odd
Elayne: Interesting, Brian, thanks.
doctec: lili could be better - she was diagnosed with breast cancer in march, had a lumpectomy in early april, afterward the doc said they are going to need to do a full mastectomy / breast recon / chemo thing
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Cat: I'll be down to get you in a taxi honey
Merlyn: But they have looked into it with some legal beagles.
doctec: elayne: no, we didn't get out to our fave local mexican restaurant until 8:30 and it was packed, we just got back home
pPoop: you should break the eggs or you are doing a korean recipe ll
Bambi: happy 5th of May ... it's our grandson's birthday too
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: as for me, jupitermedia cut me loose at the end of march - i am living on severance at the moment
Elayne: Ohh, sorry to hear that, Tom. We took Cat out to Red Lobster tonight, we made it there early enough to beat the crowd. Only a 10-minute wait.
doctec: but it's a good thing i am available, as lili needs someone around to help her out right now
Elayne: Tom, have you spoken with Lili about coming to meet us in Manhattan this weekend?
cat in ny: id never been there before. always wanted to after seeing the ads endlessly on tv
Merlyn: sounds like a pretty rough patch, doc.
doctec: red lobster on cinco de mayo?
pPoop: happy birthday ah,clem III
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Jeeze Doc, that's a lotta bad news ....sorry to hear that
cat in ny: youre in the right place at ther ight time, doc
Elayne: Hey, what's wrong with that? :) I couldn't drink anyway so I don't care about Cinco de Mayo.
Merlyn: I was unemployed for 7 months, did a lot on my robot game, though. Elayne, have you tried it yet?
Elayne: And besides, Cat bought sangria, so there you are.
Elayne: Looking forward to doing it tomorrow, Brian. I'll finally get a little free time not being exhausted from work (I'm on vacation tomorrow).
Merlyn: OK, E
doctec: merl: could be much worse, that's for sure. severance will carry me through middle of next month. i have to cash in my vested stock options by the end of june or i lose them, the profit on that could carry me as far as middle of fall if i can't find work between now and then
Dexter Duoterian Fong: I not really here, this is my cell phone speaking
Tweenaroo Bonzai: As always guys (and guyettes), it's been fun. So long, until last time, again...
Bambi: cute one pPoop :-)
Merlyn: I think 05/05/05 should be über-Cinco de Mayo
Dexter Duoterian Fong: afk for a couple
Elayne: Bye Tween!
Elayne: I agree, Brian!
llanwydd: do I infer right that cat is visiting Elayne at this moment or has been there very recently
Merlyn: don't let those stock options slip away doc
pPoop: bye buckeroo bonzai
Bambi: night Tweeny
doctec: merl: yes, 05/05/05 - last time any of us will see a cinco de mayo like that in our lifetime
cat in ny: im here now, llan
Elayne: He's sitting right next to me.
Elayne: He's the one actually paying attention to chat.
cat in ny: and then dex and doc and lili
llanwydd: that's what I thought
Merlyn: we were talking earlier how a year and a day from now it'll be 06/06/06
llanwydd: How do like NY, Cat?
Merlyn: Sexo de Beasto
cat in ny: met old chatter richard arnold for the first time last night in dc, unfortunately not rotonoto
doctec: at the moment, i'm doing some contract work for a small audio theater company in bloomington - you may have heard of them
Bambi: simulated baby and simulated nurse LOL
Elayne: Oh, Tom! We need to talk. Cat's domain has expired!!
cat in ny: ive only seen the basement of pen station, a subway and bus and a ride thru commercial yonkers
doctec: and i am also working on the indie movie soundtrack - they finally got around to giving me a final cut of the film at the beginning of april
Merlyn: Stoned Load?
doctec: e: what!?
Elayne: And beautiful Riverdale, NY, of course.
llanwydd: how long you going to be there cat? I'm coming down there in a few days
Merlyn: Hey Doc, check out the "Nino" link on the input bar
cat in ny: didnt that get renewed, doc? i was gonna ask you but good thing el reminded me
doctec: which one? seemreal or moniqueishikawa?
Elayne: Try to get to the site, Tom. You get the Network Solutions page.
Elayne: The first, TOm.
pPoop: have you seen the coasters? cloasters, toasters?
cat in ny: seem real
Merlyn: You have a grace period before someone else can get it.
Elayne: Yes, I think he's in the grace period now, it only expired on April 11.
llanwydd: seriously, we all ought to get together sometime on the east coast
Elayne: That's what we're doing in bits and pieces throughout the next couple days, Llan. :)
Elayne: I don't think things would work logistically except 2 or 3 chatters at a time.
Merlyn: It's a month or so, I think, but I'm not really sure.
cat in ny: coasters? wellwe drove by charlie browns tongiht
pPoop: I am chatting with aliens that can send themselves in bits and pieces across the country? arghh
Merlyn: I remember the coasters
llanwydd: I've got theatrical auditions coming up. Right in the middle of Times Square
Merlyn: Catherwood, what time is it?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:38 PM"
pPoop: under the boardwalk?
Elayne: When, Llan?
cat in ny: hes a clown that charlier brown
doctec: cat and elayne: it's ok, i just went to network solutions and renewed seemreal.com for another 3 years
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dave into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:39 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Oh, you're amazing Tom, thanks!
doctec: it will take a day or less for the update to push out to all the DNS servers on the net
cat in ny: thanks doc
Dave: Catherwood you're off by 7 minutes or so
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dave and says "Would you like something?"
pPoop: welcome back dave
doctec: you should be able to bring up the site some time tomorrow
Dave: hey doc
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweenaroo Bonzai - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I can go there Saturday or the first week of June. Don't know what I'm going to do yet
doctec: hi dave
cat in ny: well try
Elayne: Tom, how long does it usually take to kick in? I'd like to link to Cat from my blog sometime before the weekend's out.
Elayne: Ah, okay, thanks. I didn't see your response as I was typing my question. :)
doctec: no more than 24 hrs - these days, even less - try tomorrow morning
Merlyn: Our ancestors had to wait for weeks while the pony express sent out new domain addresses...
doctec: merl: weeks? try months!
doctec: i remember that movie with kevin costner, for example...
pPoop: al gore had the first website right?
cat in ny: 49 ponys of beer on the wall, 49s ponys of beer. call one over and
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:42 PM and stephenfosterkane-II sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Merlyn: Weeks IS months if you stack 'em high enough.
doctec: don't forget the extra time it takes to label 'em
Bambi: hey Klok
Merlyn: Tim Berens-Lee, Ppoop
pPoop: coucou kane
Bambi: could use a few of those grapes Klok ... green ones though with no seeds, got any? ;-)
pPoop: al gore is really tim berens-lee?
doctec: peel me a grape, beulah
cat in ny: lord bucklye?
pPoop: egg and grape omelet
doctec: willie the shake
doctec: willie
Dave: I like Lord Buckley, when you can understand him
doctec: wylie the noah
Dave: ah ha! how many 18 year olds would know who Lord Buckley was?
cat in ny: it was like scat comedy
doctec: point zero one percent, dave
doctec: i guess that puts you in the minority - good on ya!
cat in ny: but is true of 48 year olds as well
doctec: now for extra credit: do you know who oscar levant was?
pPoop: 8 eggs can make an angel food cat
Dexter Duoterian Fong: ack Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Duoterian Fong and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Bambi: not nearly enough Dave LOL
cat in ny: count me out
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Oscar Levant discovered the Levantine and claimed it for Rome
pPoop: 1 2 3, you out cat
cat in ny: my favourite quote from his was "fuck dr. freud"
doctec: can't count you out unless you swing and miss three times
Dave: no doc I don't, and yes buckley was like scat comedy, and they've hardly got anything on CD, I had to copy from a tape to my computer a "live" tape which...is interesting
Bambi: 12 egg whites make a better angel food cake :-)
llanwydd: oscar levant played the definitive version of "Rhapsody in Blue"
pPoop: oscar levant related to delauren or delirentos
doctec: do a google search on "oscar levant" - you'll find out many interesting things
Dexter Duoterian Fong: De Lipanzaner
Dave: will do layter doc thanks
doctec: yes, and he also made a name for himself as a wit and malcontent on jack paar's talk show (pre-johnny carson)
Dexter Duoterian Fong wonders what you'd get if you Googled Barney Google
doctec: he had a wicked sense of humor
pPoop: not boring, just fast and new
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Movies too Doc
doctec: http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Levant/
Dave: too bad none of you live out here in CO, needing someone to go to the Van Morrison concert with and the requirement is that they're not my parents, even though they'd probably fit right in with the crowd that sort of concert would atract
pPoop: with the goo goo googily eyes?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Play tupelo Honey Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Duoterian Fong and asks "Would you like something?"
pPoop: young folks know van morrison also
Elayne: So Doc, when do you guys want to come into NYC?
stephenfosterkane-II: hello, all; hi Bambi...trying to beat this h/w into submission, or at least intermission...welcome to the right coast, Cat
doctec: "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - oscar levant
cat in ny: looks pretty left to me, klok. thankfully
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Catherwood say hello to stephnfosterkan-II
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Duoterian Fong and queries "Did you want something?"
Bambi: what time is it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:51 PM, on the dot!"
Dave: they do but...not too many know his non-radio stuff, I'm a fan to say the least, want to eventually buy all of his albums, but would like to do it in one go
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Caterwood you are a liar
llanwydd: sure that wasn
stephenfosterkane-II: yeah, we're holding out all along the edge, like 12th-century Constanstinople
Bambi: (have to give Catherwood something to do)
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bambi and queries "Something I can help with?"
Dave: brilliant Doc, oh I love it
doctec: elayne: best time for me would be sunday, but will do it earlier if no other choice. i really have to hammer away at bubba's lodestone cart code
llanwydd: oops wrong bblk...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:52 PM and Mo Thar sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: No, Sunday's fine!
Elayne: Do you want to call us on Saturday to figure out a time?
doctec: will the rose planetarium be open on sunday?
cat in ny: yes sunday is just another day of my 3 here
doctec: i haven't looked into the rose's hours yet
Mo Thar: I have been to ancient grease and found Dominos in competition with Little Caesar
pPoop: mo thar
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Hi Mo
Bambi: hi Mo Thar
Dexter Duoterian Fong: or should I say MOTHRA!!
doctec: i never knew little caesar played dominos
Mo Thar: Hullo, it's almost Mo Thar's Day pay tribute to me, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood toes Mo Thar.
cat in ny: is ancient greece better for swimming the english channel?
Merlyn: Yer that same reservations guy
doctec: i always took him for a perquackey guy
Merlyn: HA!
cat in ny: or does posedon find you that much tastier?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bunnyboy into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:54 PM, then departs.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
cat in ny: hey bunny
doctec: hi bb
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Hey Bunny
cat in ny: i'm more than a hop away from you now
Merlyn: hey BB
stephenfosterkane-II: gee, everyone knows he played dominos off against Pizza Hut so their soldiers wiped each other out and he could take over their franchises...
Bunnyboy: doc! Hi! Howz Lili?
stephenfosterkane-II: howdy BB
pPoop: bunnyboy, the bongs are calllling
Elayne: Tom: Daily Show Times at the planetarium: 11:00 a.m. and 1:00, 2:00, and 3:30p.m.
doctec: steve: wow, you're really up on your ancient post-modern history
Elayne: We can order tickets online, by the way.
Elayne: http://www.amnh.org/rose/spaceshowtickets.html
Dave: the whole regular crowd is here, and as for the irregulars, the glass of prune juice will be passed around now
Bambi: hey Bunny
cat in ny: daily show. one would have to ask for them a year in advance
ah,clem: is audio still ok?
cat in ny: lol dave
doctec: we were figuring on coming in around 1pm so 2pm show would work
pPoop: loosners dave
Elayne: Hang on... Robin bought prunes today... I wonder if that means anything...
stephenfosterkane-II: postmoderism is better than bundespost anyday
pPoop: audio is fine
doctec: get on it and do it every day!
Elayne: Excellent, we'll try for the 2 PM show. Should I get the tickets online or do you want to take a chance that we can get 'em there?
pPoop: work it out with a pencil if necessary
ah,clem: tks
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Serve all you post needs at Poste Restaunte
Elayne: Tickets are $25 per.
pPoop: the free mexican airforce
doctec: pPoop: i thought that was how the constipated mathematician worked it out
pPoop: you're the doc, doc
doctec: oh, and for those that plan on being in or around nyc between now and april 2006: spamalot has been extended!
Elayne: Tom, do you want to buy the tickets and Robin and I will spring for dinner afterwards?
pPoop: bundt cake uses 8 eggs
doctec: e: sure
Dexter Duoterian Fong: You mean there's a longer version Doc
Elayne: Geez, I'd love to get Spamalot tickets. I knew it'd be next to impossible during the regular run.
Bunnyboy: doc: Just parsed the log re: Lili. Please pass along best wishes to her, from a fellow cancer survivor.
doctec: 5 tix right? (lili will be with us)
stephenfosterkane-II: in which direction, DT? Do I need to live in the cellar?
Elayne: http://evenue.amnh.org/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventInfo?ticketCode=2005%3AA%3AWM1P%2C13643&linkID=amnhse
Elayne: That's the direct link, Tom.
doctec: seller, buyer - doesn't matter what you do
Bunnyboy: The SPAMALOT cast CD came out this week, surprise of surprises.
stephenfosterkane-II: E - they'll be using the Serbian immigrant comedians by then, not the same show... ;-)
cat in ny: tell me when the dvd comes out, bun
doctec: e: 5 tix right?
Elayne: Tom, make it four tickets, not five. Robin won't be joining us. But I'll still spring for dinner.
cat in ny: dex said it was great and i hope my friends around here see it, but i'll wait for the dvd
doctec: (you me cat robin lili)
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: oh, ok - scratch robin then
Bunnyboy: cat: Always there with a video tip, dat's me.
doctec: 4 tix
Elayne: Yes, I look forward to that scratching. :)
stephenfosterkane-II: what did they cast it out of, BB? my cheap players don't have very strong motors, solid enough trays or much vertical disc clearance...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Klok: Tiny tiny strings
doctec: e: we're doing the 'passport to the universe' show at 2pm right?
Bambi: wow, I think Catherwood is gaining time!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:01 PM, precisely!"
pPoop: the night sky for 06/06/06 I thought
Bunnyboy: Say, I'm somewhat intrigued by a new video release - NAKED CITY, BOX SET 1. Twelve eps of the classic series.
stephenfosterkane-II: don't they require one with an embedded chip carrying your image and personal details?
Bunnyboy: I must admit, the show is before my time, and I've never seen an ep. Any thoughts?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "looking north, the Great Polar Beer Golden Stream can be seen just over the horizon
stephenfosterkane-II: Cat is getting to see most of them in person, BB
pPoop: hehe he said naked hehe
Bunnyboy: kane: 8 million of them? C'mon!
stephenfosterkane-II always liked Peter Gunn better
Bambi: Klok, don't get me started on that chip crap....lol
Merlyn: It should be a gibbous moon on 06/06/06, ppoop, just right for monkey business
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Bunny: 8 Million? You forgot to carry the bums
pPoop: loved the music, show was so-so
stephenfosterkane-II: are they requiring a stool sample, too? darn!
cat in ny: an old ny tv show?
cat in ny: there were so many of them
pPoop: gibbous makes good films
Dexter Duoterian Fong: TV began here....moved west and died
Bunnyboy: I was somewhat surprised to discover that one of our local convenience stores not only has a porn mag stash, but porn DVD offerings as well.
stephenfosterkane-II: this wasn't Hotel de Paree or something, Cat. This was the Law & Order of its day.
cat in ny: greatr line about gibbon in firesign play "tile it like it is"
Dave: and there are so many new ones, most of which are shit anyway TV is overrated
Bambi: Catherwood please give me another Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi another toasted almond.
pPoop: porn mags are illegal in roanoke, porn cds and dvds are not
Bunnyboy: I turned the wrong corner, looking for snax, looked up, and thought: "THOSE aren't Johnsonville Brats!"
Bambi: Catherwood thanks
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
Dave: that's disturbing bun, mags I can kind of understand but DVDs?
doctec: bb: i guess that puts a whole new meaning on 'seven come eleven'
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Catherwood, don't forget to sweat on the Almond thingie
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Duoterian Fong and asks "Did you need me?"
cat in ny: ive been in the fuckin states for 5 days now and i havent watched tv once
stephenfosterkane-II: no, no, you're confused. According to the networks, Nielson is underrating it... ;-))
ah,clem: Catherwood, a beer please
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to ah,clem and says "Would you like something?"
cat in ny: i heard there was good stuff on tv here, but the folks i was visiting werent into it
Bambi: gotta word it just right Clem lol
stephenfosterkane-II: drat, the Canadian authorities must've started immunizing their citizens...
Elayne: Well, The Daily Show is on in a few minutes, Cat, aren't we watching that?
ah,clem: Catherwood, please bring me a beer
||||||||| Catherwood brings ah,clem a beer.
pPoop: cashew, gesundheit
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Catherwood bring ah,clem some sweat
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Duoterian Fong and queries "Would you like something?"
doctec: lili is sitting on the couch here in the living room (i have my laptop set up on a work table), we'll be tuning in to the daily show for sure
Dave: good job Cat, it'll kill you and mush your brains if you let it get that far in to you
Dexter Duoterian Fong: You are a dunderhead Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Duoterian Fong and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Bunnyboy: Say, speaking of PETER GUNN, there's a hotcha remix of Sarah Vaughn's version on the recent 3rd compilation of Verve remixes.
Elayne: Well, unfortunately, the TV is in the other room, so we'll have to take our leave now.
cat in ny: you would know, bun
pPoop: the daily show is at the planetarium now
Dave says hi to Lili
Bunnyboy waves at Lili
Elayne: Night, all!
cat in ny: read a lot of articles about jazz musicians in smithsonian mag while i was in the museum
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Call me tomorrow Cat, Night e
Merlyn: Night elayne
Bunnyboy: nite El!
doctec: lili says hi back to dave and bb
stephenfosterkane-II: back when they had real music on TV, not lowest-bidder contract synth stuff (no disrespect, DT)
pPoop: night
Bambi: ok, see ya later E! and Cat
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:08 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Merlyn: say goodnight to c-wood
cat in ny: great line from oscar peterson about travelling thru the south with dizzie gillespie
doctec: see ya this weekend, e and cat
Bambi: Hi Lili!
Dexter Duoterian Fong waves and smiles at Lili
Dave: if I had to pick my favorite female vocalist, Sarah Vaughn is probably #1
Dave: by E and Cat
cat in ny: they cant get served in restaurants in the south. the white band members go into buy food and bring it back to the bus for them
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "I wants my chicken to go"
cat in ny: but one time, dizzie goes in. theyre all afriad he wont come out
cat in ny: so he sits down and the waitress comes up to him, and says sorry, we dont serve coloured people here.
cat in ny: dizzy says, thats ok, I don't eat them
cat in ny: bring me a steak.
cat in ny: she does
Dave: lol excellent, ah Diz, bless him
doctec: ok, lili and i are gonna watch the daily show and turn in early - i have a lot of work to do on bubba's shopping cart code (bubba said to say hi, he won't be on chat tonight, he has a date!)
Bambi: I have been looking for a Tennessee Ernie Ford song for my Dad...he used to sing the song, "I come to the garden alone" and apparently his works are not available in mp3 format. ... sad.
doctec: great line, cat!!!!
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Then he played a quick chorus of the Birmingham Sitdown
Bunnyboy: "Go? Where? Where shall we go, but home to Phlegm? Mine brother nuncle stays and pays for my return..."
pPoop: toodles
stephenfosterkane-II: nite DT; hi to Lili and...keep fighting!
Dave: no he's hard to find I've tried as well
Bunnyboy: Oh, Bub has a date! Oh la-dee-da! ; )
Dave: bye DT and Lili
Bunnyboy: nite Doc. Kick ass, Lili!
Bambi: hi to Bubba
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Catherwood give Bunnyboy a date
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Duoterian Fong and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Merlyn: nite doc
Bambi: night Doctec
pPoop: yes hubba bubba
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Night Doc and Lili
doctec: thanks, all - lili appreciates the good wishes. talk to you next thurs, same bat time, same bat channel
doctec: ttfn ttyl nytol zzzzzzzz............
||||||||| At 11:13 PM, doctec rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
pPoop: the plot thins
Dexter Duoterian Fong: The corpse sits up and look around
Bunnyboy: And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAARGER!
Dave: I'm just the page number, I'm not even part of the plot
pPoop: think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Dave: You're number one
Bunnyboy: Wow, it's just like an olde text adventure!
Dave: thanks Dex raise the foam hand please
pPoop: toad away already?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: pPoop: Not if it's in baggies
Dave: text adventure? I'd be good at that
Bunnyboy: That ain't rhubarb. It's...raw.
Dexter Duoterian Fong: If it's raw it's poison, so always cook your rhubarb kids
pPoop: does the name ruby begonia ring a bell
Dexter Duoterian Fong: ...and tell your family
Dave: thank you uncle Fong
Merlyn: I heard raw poison is bad for you
stephenfosterkane-II: good shew, clem, Bambi!
Bunnyboy rings bell, picks up Ruby
Dave: what is your real name? if I meet you I'll probably still call you Dex though (lol)
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Begone ya ruffian
Bambi: I remember a batman line about rhubarb
pPoop: opps thursday not tuesday
Dave: oops that was supposed to be private sorry
pPoop: silence, they have bombed norfolk !
Dexter Duoterian Fong: What day is it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Duoterian Fong and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Bunnyboy: Or, we could do it REAL olde school...
Dexter Duoterian Fong: I'll be the school marm
Dexter Duoterian Fong: I'll wear my sisters confirmation dress
Dave: oh nevermind
pPoop: i know that voice, it's what's his name
Bunnyboy USES lamp; DROPS trousers; CLOSES door
Dexter Duoterian Fong: I never minded wearing it
Bunnyboy: MUSH, I say!
Merlyn: "There is a one-eyed snake in your trousers"
Bambi: it's all good :-)
ah,clem: good night everyone
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "Bunnyboy, you have open wrong door and let loose a plague of locusts
stephenfosterkane-II: L.A.M.B. I say!
pPoop: night and thanks ah, clem
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "You crops have been eaten and you have lost the farm
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:19 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bambi: Bunny has played the old text computer games LOL
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Night Clem, and many thanks as always
Bunnyboy PICKS UP calendar; READS calendar
stephenfosterkane-II: somewhat better than buying the farm...
Bambi: or maybe it's just programming LOL
Merlyn: Aw, the Firesign Mush is down right now...
Bunnyboy: "Day of the Locust". Well, I guess I should have expected that.
stephenfosterkane-II: Dex, I think that's a "swarm of locusts"
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "You have not picked up CALENDAR, you have picked up PORN MAG, you are arrested
Merlyn: Parts of it are ancient, predating the website courtesy of Elayne & co.
stephenfosterkane-II: Is Paris burning?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Klok: Plague in the Biblical sense
cat in ny: yes the mush predates us
cat in ny: i was never on it
Bunnyboy: swarm EQUALS plague NOT tea party NOT responsible
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "And man was born of the MUSH and thrivest ther upon
pPoop: vote for papoon, not insane, not responsible
stephenfosterkane-II: lots of plagues in the Bible; you are referring to perhaps the "I'm feeling lucky" top of the list one about Egypt??
Bunnyboy USES Constitution LIKE shield
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Klok: YOu have asked the first of the 4 questions...you have 3 questions left
Bunnyboy: I've poked around the MUSH once or twice, but long ago.
Dexter Duoterian Fong: James, poke me twice around MUSH, please
Dexter Duoterian Fong: and hold the horses
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Neighhh you say?
Bunnyboy: Did y'all hear about the new FLICKA flacka?
pPoop: no flicka your bica ona the planea
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Tim Hardin's song, Flicka Flacka Soda Cracker, an' it's a green green rocky road?
Mo Thar: working tonight at http://www.1800flowers.com answering the phone and helpin folks with their orders.
Bunnyboy: No, fer real: Apparently, a horse accidentally died on the set of the new MY FRIEND FLICKA shoot.
stephenfosterkane-II: nearly 4:30AM and it looks like labor has pulled it out...
Merlyn: Flicka Flack Flunka?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Mo: I'd like 2 dozen long stemmed delivered to the Ocean View Suite in Del Rio, Oregon
Dave: that's a Fred Neil song, "green rocky road," another lost man who put out some great stuff
pPoop: send a wreath to the horse
Merlyn: In Japan, it'll be released as MY FLIEND FRICKA
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Bunny" They shot a horse on the set, then they can't use that disclaimer, no animals were etc....
pPoop: 2 points for merlyn
stephenfosterkane-II: they've done in two horses so far on that movie
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Dave: Tim Hardin, don't know if you know of him, had a version of that song
pPoop: and there is hamburger all over the highway
Dave: Dex know the name but haven't heard the music
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Dave: Kinda folky, but also a Jazz Inluence
Dave: well I should check out for the night need to sleep and all that boring stuff
stephenfosterkane-II: 324 seats needed to form a majority gov't; they have 320 confirmed...
stephenfosterkane-II: nite Dave, rest well
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Dave: Night and good luck with the Morrison Concert
Dave: night all, see you next week
pPoop: night dave, keep checking van morrison chatrooms for somebody and good luck
Bunnyboy: Naw, the horse took a tumble, due to a scare, unrelated to any production effort or malfeasance. They will have to modify the AHA disclaimer....assuming they include one.
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Klok: Who has 320 seats?
Dave: thanks, not ti June so have time to find people Ect. bye all
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Labour? Counservative?
pPoop: ahhh ok
Bunnyboy: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS is out on video next week. Geoffrey Rush is a truly gifted man.
||||||||| Around 11:31 PM, Dave walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: "only 1 horse was killed in the production of this horsey film"
stephenfosterkane-II: in my callow days, I lived under the I-40 "Hawthorne Curve" in Winston-Salem. One day, a semi full of cattle lost it; flipped over the railing, 60 ft. to the pavement below. Very exciting time for awhile with the survivors running around in a very bad mood
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Bunny: Haven't seen it but he would have to be to do Sellers
pPoop: that movie was disturbing, he is a good actor, but I liked peter better not knowing all that
Bunnyboy: And, for those of us with a juvenile streak, TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE is on video in a week and a half.
Merlyn: There's hamburger walking all over the highway in Winston-Salem
stephenfosterkane-II: looks like the 66 or so majority predicted for Labor, They have 322 now.
Dexter Duoterian Fong: "Come in Cool Zip, there's a Juvenile streaking in sector c...no make that secotr b
pPoop: mooove along, nothing to look at here, moooove along
stephenfosterkane-II: Hawthorne Curve was built around a steak house that sued the pants off the Feds to stay right where it was as I-40 was built in 1960.
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Klok: What a clever plan...free beef
stephenfosterkane-II: In 1961, it burned down, leaving nothing but a horrible kink in I-40, which runs on stilts thru the middle of W-S.
Bunnyboy: The "hero hits rock-bottom" sequence in TEAM AMERICA is both outrageous and hilarious.
Merlyn: I thought the steak house would've been built around the cow accident
Merlyn: The roadkill cafe
stephenfosterkane-II: Oh, all sorts of things; I lived in an efficiency apt about 30 ft from the main trajectory if something on the downhill leg didn't belive the 40 mph signs
Dexter Duoterian Fong: What's you beef? Nothing here at the home of the Wounded Cow Steak House
cat in ny: hello again
stephenfosterkane-II: steel girders were also popular. they'd go right through the pavement, the reinforcement, the bedding, etc. and into the clay
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Hey Cat
pPoop: wb cat
stephenfosterkane-II: kind of unintentional performance art
cat in ny: just watched john stewart.
Bunnyboy: I gotta go hurt...erhm, HERD some canines. Whoopie tie one on, pardners!
cat in ny: hes like air america if it had the simpsons writers
stephenfosterkane-II: tanker trucks were also fun
pPoop: which lane beef do you prefer? give me a left lane, well done please
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Neo-Town,, where the women wear steel garters
cat in ny: see ya, bun
stephenfosterkane-II: nite Bboy
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Night Bunny
pPoop: canines or incisors?
stephenfosterkane-II: *&$^% low-rent RI PBS station cut off the BBC election results so the union, er, "labor" could go home at 11:30
Bambi: night Dave
pPoop: I will toodle too so toodilydoo
Bambi: ok, folks ... gotta call it a night! have a great one!
cat in ny: ive scared eeryone away
Dexter Duoterian Fong: ...and the men spend they're days stealing gators
cat in ny: just by being in new york, or....
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 11:38 PM train to Hellmouth.
Bambi: Catherwood, what's the time?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:38 PM!"
pPoop: night night bami, all
Dexter Duoterian Fong: nNight pPoop
Bambi :-)
||||||||| pPoop leaves at 11:38 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Bambi rushes off, saying "11:38 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Catherwood your time piece is incorrect
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:39 PM"
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Night Bambi
Merlyn: People breaking up now?
Dexter Duoterian Fong: I'm ROFLOL
cat in ny: i hope its a comfortable floor
stephenfosterkane-II: nite bambi
Dexter Duoterian Fong waves bye-bye to Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Duoterian Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Mo Thar: Is it to late to order for Mo Thar's day? Why no unlesss you want to order me John Kerry in a tuxedo
cat in ny: see ya tomorrow, dex
Dexter Duoterian Fong waves bye=bye to everyone else...see you tomorrow Cat...call me
cat in ny: my bed is being prepared. i best be off
Dexter Duoterian Fong: Night Mothra
Merlyn: goodnight Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Until we meet again!"
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:43 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cat in ny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: goodnight everyone else...
||||||||| Merlyn is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:43 PM.
stephenfosterkane-II: nite Merlyn
stephenfosterkane-II: nite Cat
stephenfosterkane-II: well, I guess see ya, Dex
stephenfosterkane-II: nite Mo
||||||||| Catherwood leads porgie inside, makes a note of the time (11:45 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
stephenfosterkane-II: hi porgie; bye porgie
porgie: Is that a rap?
||||||||| 11:46 PM -- stephenfosterkane-II left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Duoterian Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'porgie Jr', just granted probation at 11:54 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
porgie Jr: Mo thar?
Mo Thar: ook oo shoobie skaw wa doo doo do bee I'm a mean Mo Thar to be Happy Mothers day on Soonday rap on rap song and don't you hit me with that gong. GONG ME, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood gongs Mo Thar.
||||||||| Around 11:55 PM, Mo Thar walks off into the sunset...
porgie Jr: How do you get him to do that?
porgie Jr: Gong me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gongs porgie Jr.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies joegie Pr inside, makes a note of the time (11:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
porgie Jr: That hurts
joegie Pr: Let hurts put you in the driver's seat
porgie Jr: Jogie?
joegie Pr: Dex Electric
porgie Jr: Who is joegie?
joegie Pr: http://www.cafepress.com/tomb_of_tor.20689335
porgie Jr: I'll check it out. Here is my hang out http://akarebo.balloonhq.com/
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
porgie Jr: Does catherwood bring drinks?
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside porgie Jr and asks "Someone mention my name?"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 12:02 AM, dragging Boney by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
porgie Jr: Yes they're an idiot
porgie Jr: Joegie is that site FST?
Boney: Five Five FIVE
porgie Jr: and?
Boney: http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/songs/five-five-FIVE.html
Boney: In London and New York City it's now Five Six FIVE.
Boney: http://www.indiewire.com/biz/biz_050304franken.html
Boney: That is all, lovers.
porgie Jr: Later
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:06 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs porgie Jr by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| "Hey Boney!" ... Boney turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:08 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| joegie Pr - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ben Nutley, a hermit, close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 4:00 AM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Ben Nutley, a hermit,: Good night parting is such sweet sorrow, until tomorrow
Ben Nutley, a hermit,: sings " I left my haaaa-aaat at Monte Cristo's " play me a tune, Catherwood, please.
||||||||| Catherwood lefts Ben Nutley, a hermit,'s haaaa-aaat at monte cristo's " play me a tune.
Ben Nutley, a hermit,: The Count of Monte Video maybe goodbye till next we minx again. Sings "Herr golden Fez will pin for meeeee!" To the Cas(h)bar(hr) me, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Ben Nutley, a hermit, and says "Did you want something?"
||||||||| Around 4:09 AM, Ben Nutley, a hermit, walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Ben Nutley, a hermit,
cat in ny
Dexter (Unitarian Jihad) Fong
Dexter Duoterian Fong
Dexter Fong
joegie Pr
Mo Thar
Mohamlet Salami
N Danger
porgie Jr
Tweenaroo Bonzai
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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"