A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 30, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (7:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give me your watch]
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong your watch].
Dexter Fong: Catherwood it's wrong
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and queries "Someone mention my name?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood announce Bermard FLAPDOODLE
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you want something?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 8:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bunnyboy: Fong! Wass gwan?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: President of the Funny Names Club of America.
Dexter Fong: Egg xactly
Dexter Fong: phone brb
Dexter Fong: back
Bunnyboy: Oh, hiya
Dexter Fong: lo dere
Bunnyboy: So, the one-legged JOCKEY said...
Dexter Fong: ,,ride Sally, ride?
Bunnyboy: For punchline (and lead-in), watch SOME LIKE IT HOT.
Dexter Fong: jeeze, another promo
Bunnyboy: I cain't help it.
Bunnyboy: I shoulda been in Marketing.
Dexter Fong: They make you do that?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:10 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Hey clem
Bunnyboy: Naw, the "check it out" gene. Second generation. I blame my dad.
Dexter Fong: Hows the sound card?
Bunnyboy: lo dere clem
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" ...don't crush that Dwarf....'
Dexter Fong: Thanks clem =))
ah,clem: hi Bun
ah,clem: `hi Dex
Dexter Fong: test
||||||||| Dexter Fong is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 8:12 PM.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:12 PM and Dexter Fong waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bunnyboy: (sings) Got a Foggy Notion, do it again!
Bunnyboy: brb
Dexter Fong: Got a Froggy nation
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies principalPoop inside, makes a note of the time (8:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: pP!
principalPoop: good evening
principalPoop: how is everybody?
Dexter Fong: purty good here
principalPoop: super
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bambi in through the front door at 8:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Bambi: hello :-)
principalPoop: hi bambi
principalPoop: what is the rod?
Dexter Fong: Spent a pleasant afternoon at the ball game
principalPoop: a long cylindrical object, frequently made of metal...
Bambi: hi Dex and principalP
principalPoop: base, foot or soccer?
Dexter Fong: 15 rods to the hectare
Bambi: hi ah,clem too and Bunnyboy
principalPoop: ahh, clem is shy
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:18 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
principalPoop: hello M
Merlyn: Hello
Bambi: stayed indoors ... way too hot and humid to go outside!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cease close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:18 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Dexter Fong: pP:Base - Phillies vs Mets
cease: hi all
principalPoop: my power has been out a few times this week, any trouble east of roanoke?
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn and Cat too
principalPoop: meow cat
Bambi: hi Merlyn
Bambi: hi Cat
ah,clem: not shy, just cannot refresh window as often as I would like
cease: ah, dwarf
principalPoop: just yanking your chain ah, clem, good to read your voice
Bambi: we had plans for tree stunting ... actually had something to do with copper and blocking our satellite dish ...lol
Bambi: (one particular tree ... but then we thought better of it and decided not to do that)
cease: i spoke with doc a few minutes ago
principalPoop: not a dogwood I hope
Dexter Fong: How are things with them Cat?
cease: he's in ohio with family. his brother has dial up so he may or may not join us
cease: he said lili's operation went well and she just started chemo
Dexter Fong sighs
principalPoop: that is good :D
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dave inside, makes a note of the time (8:22 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: 12 and 8 weeks, plus radiation after that
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
principalPoop: chemo is no fun, but surgery is surgery
Bambi: nope ... trees in virginia grow very very tall ... this is a huge tree that's been around for a long time and doesn't serve any useful purpose but to house uppity squirrels that holler at us when we go outside in our own yard.
principalPoop: hi dave
cease: i hope she has access to cannabis
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Merlyn: Hmm, I would think so, cat
cease: supposed to do wonders for chemotherapy patients
principalPoop: trees are recycleble
cease: i guess she'll be in the market for wigs
Merlyn: Hey folks, when iTunes added podcasting a couple days ago, our podcasting subscribers went from about 500 to 3000 in a couple of days
Bambi: glad Lili is doing well after the surgery ... that chemo is the pits ... why they do that directly after surgury is beyond me ... don't even have time to recover from surgery.
cease: good news, merl
Merlyn: Firesign is #72 on their list of top 100
Bambi: hi Dave
cease: where is john quincy adams when she needs him?
Bambi: ahould post the podcasting page Merlin :-)
cease: i have itunes built into my powerbook. does that mean i can get the firesign stuff on it?
Merlyn: Also Entertainment Weekly mentioned them: http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2005/06/itunes_podcasti.html
Dave : hello all, been looking forward to this all week, but am juggling two chats and several ims, and since I can't see some of them might land on you, beware, my aim and timing isn't the best but I'm trying to be the worlds first blind juggler, who looks through a telescope at the same time to predict the future of a country which is slowly going down the drain
Merlyn: Yes, if you update your itunes. Not sure if it needs OS/X or not.
Bambi: that's great Merlyn
cease: good one, dave
principalPoop: hi dave, what are you doing?
cease: whenver i turn on the powerbook it automatically updates
Merlyn: Your iTunes should have a podcasting link on the left, then.
cease: i gather you got the hour hour i sent you, merl? i had tried to send you excerpts from it for podcasting but was unable to do so
Bambi: that's quite the greeting Dave! And a blind juggler ... might be one for the record!
Dexter Fong: Dave!!Catch!!
Merlyn: Yes, I have it. Currently I'm busy trying to get a 4th of July flash game ready. I'll podcast the 4th of July Barnstormer bit, that's all ready.
cease: good to hear. i gather the ossmans are back from europe?
Bambi: redialed ... might be a few secs of silence ... but got back in quickly
Merlyn: I presume so, cat, DO sent me a reply a couple days ago.
principalPoop: but it's today
cease: werent they supposed to be there in june?
Bunnyboy: Back, finally.
Bunnyboy: Hiya, newcomers.
cease: not in japan, poop
principalPoop: wb bunny
cease: hi bun
Dexter Fong: wb old-timer
Bunnyboy: I can still gum ya ta death, iffen I gotta!
Dexter Fong: Bubble-liscious
principalPoop: you tell him gramps
Bambi: wb Bunny
Merlyn: Of course, it's possible he sent the email from europe.
cease: mark aicklin, aka schoolboy, whom i met in dc, is coming to seattle in august. i told him to call ossman and austin
cease: if you know his posts to alt.firesign, i think he knows more firesign minutia than anyone
principalPoop: give them a light and they will follow it anywhere
Dexter Fong: even into silence
cease: i was gonna suggest he call you, bunny
Dexter Fong: Cat: Everybody calls him bunny
Bunnyboy: Thass right.
principalPoop: just don't call me late for dinner
Dexter Fong: 'cept maybe his folks
cease: lol dex
Bunnyboy: But I don't always come when I'm called, which makes me cat-like.
Dexter Fong: Bun: Bet you come right quick when your litter box gets changed
Bambi: lol good one Bunny
cease: i dunno about that
principalPoop: hehe he said come hehe
Bunnyboy: I keep looking for change in the litter...no luck.
Dexter Fong: pP: I also said litter
principalPoop: oops hehe he said litter hehe
Bunnyboy: "TO is a preposition, COME is a verb!"
cease: and Lenny Bruce is DEAD
Dexter Fong: COME TO ME is a proposition
principalPoop: that depends on the definition of the word is is
Bunnyboy: But we hear his voice 40 years later. Go figure.
cease: arent we lucky
Bunnyboy: Can you say that about Ben Franklin? Or Voltaire?
||||||||| Bucky Goldstein steps in at 8:38 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bucky Goldstein: Shalom y'all from the 3rd Coast...
principalPoop: hi bucky
Dexter Fong: Yes..he lives on in Steereo-HiFi
cease: the only president of france who was Never president of france
Bambi: hi Bucky
Bunnyboy: lo BuckBuck
cease: the north pole?
Bunnyboy: One of my beloved Cavaliers is named Bucky.
Bucky Goldstein: South-Central TX
Dave : just got his box set, good stuff even if I am young, Leeeeeeeeeeeeeenny
principalPoop: much of lenny's work is timeless
Bucky Goldstein: I've only heard one of his skits, Dave, but it was very good.
Dexter Fong: Clem is mixing a set
cease: i have a lot of his stuff
principalPoop: nino says austin bucky
Bambi: Lenny Bruce certainly had a way about him LOL
Bunnyboy: "Every day, more and more people are turning away from the church, and going back to God."
Bucky Goldstein: Amazing nino! How'd you do that?
Dave : some of it is, some isn't much like all commedians, GMIOGMD! this little ad is a bit morbid but hey still funny
Bambi: that's the beauty of a live rebroadcast .... you can mix it up LOL
Bucky Goldstein: LOL, Bunny...
Bambi: Bunny ... that would be a good thing, I would think
cease: by the end he wasnt funny at all, just read out of legal books and shit
Bucky Goldstein: Man, where does Clem get this stuff?
Dexter Fong: BG: He's tapped into the Mother Lode
cease: this is a proc/berg album
cease: i think laugh.com has this
Dexter Fong: Cat: Which one, do you know?
Bambi: well he has some of his own, and some very gracious folks have sent along additional ones ... the library is growing!
Merlyn: laugh.com has TV or not TV, and What This Country Needs
principalPoop: insert now
Bucky Goldstein: It's not TV, so it must be Country...
Dexter Fong: Hmmm..seems to me that Country preceeded the rise in popularity of Reggae
Bunnyboy: Anybody ever think about relaunching GIVE US A BREAK?
Bucky Goldstein: It's not TV, so it must be Country...
Bucky Goldstein: There's an echo in here...
principalPoop: insert now
Merlyn: What's playing is a lot of things, some is from GMIOGMD
Dexter Fong: Cat: Could "Pressure Drop" be from *Clark Wintergreen*
cease: i ilsten to them so rarely i dont know which
principalPoop: I only know what I know
Merlyn: This is from Dear Friends, isn't it?
Dexter Fong: The trouble with CNI radio is the jock never back announces anything
Bunnyboy: I'm not on the CNI feed tonite. Pressure Drop is on GIVE ME A BREAK.
cease: ihave it but have only heard it a couple of times
Bucky Goldstein: Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show...
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I THink this first showed up on DF "Live from the Ash Grove"
Bunnyboy: (sings) Lemon Car...
cease: i think its the only "firesign" album where they say "cunt"
principalPoop: yes, that was live, cool
Bucky Goldstein: Not Insane's a pretty good record.
ah,clem: I would back announce, but you all know this stuff, LOL
principalPoop: in what context did cunt appear, talking about nixon again?
||||||||| It's 8:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: clem: YOu give us to much credit
ah,clem: do we want a second feature, and if so, what?
Dexter Fong: .Measles? Geeze, I knew Dave was young
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dave into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
Bucky Goldstein: I vote for Roller Maidens.
Bambi: besides some of the 'commercials' we got years ago by themselves (and converted from RA) ....they didn't say where they came from
principalPoop: welcome back measles dave
Bucky Goldstein: A ressurection, Dear Friends!!
Bambi: wb Dave
Bunnyboy: What was the little nugget that popped out this week, something about the Dickster calling Indira Gandi an "old witch"?
cease: i wonder how much firestuff there is wandering around the web?
Bucky Goldstein: Yeah, I saw that too, Bunny.
cease: he would know, bun
Bunnyboy: "CaRUMMMMMMBA!"
principalPoop: billy graham apologized again for being anti-semite shithead
Dexter Fong: Cat: More than 40 CDs worth
cease: i would have thought more than that, dex
Bambi: good question Cat ... I found the RAs years ago and converted them to wav, then mp3 from some website that I can't even remember anymore
cease: kend has stuff i dont, and i'm sure you do too
Dexter Fong: Cat: I didn't say h
Dexter Fong: *how* much nore than 40 =)
Bucky Goldstein: Any links to stuff that's not available for sale, Dex?
cease: probably ah clem too, i think kend gave him his stuff, right, bambi?
cease: theyve done tons and tons or local radio shows promoting their tours
Dave : "sings I hate laundry in the summertime
Dexter Fong: BG: None I can think of off hand
Bambi: Ken, Cat, CharlesThroat, Klok ... and maybe some others Clem would know for sure.
cease: we heard the one on the seattle npr staition (or was it a commercial station?) when we drove down to see the lads in jan
principalPoop: is that a van morrison song?
Dave : is it me or is the server really slow?
Bunnyboy: "We really slobbered over the old witch,"
Merlyn: It's that space after your name, Dave
Bunnyboy: "The Indians are bastards anyway," Kissinger told the president. "They are starting a war there."
Dave : it could be PP
principalPoop: refresh is delayed
Bucky Goldstein: When I cried out for a server, the waiter brought a tray...
Dave : no I mean when I send something it takes awhile, maybe I need to restart
Merlyn: The Firesign server might be slow due to heavy podcasting traffic, but it seems about the same to me...
principalPoop: the ceiling flew away
Bunnyboy: (sings) And so it WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Dave : I was just listneing to that song
principalPoop: same for me dave, ie and xp, please pardon me...
Bunnyboy: Director: Later. Very nice. We would have liked to have seen some Shakespeare, but we think this gives us a pretty good idea...
Dexter Fong: Dave: What do you have your "refresh" set to? Mine is set to '5' and seems to wrok just fine
Bucky Goldstein: Sarah Brightman has a very nice arrangement of Whiter. They even play it on the classical stations occasionally.
Merlyn: Dave's is manual refresh
Dexter Fong: Dave got Hard Copy?
Dave : manual for emanual
Dave : arg! having difficulties
Dexter Fong: E_Manual, available only on E-Bay
Bucky Goldstein: The emanuel that refreshes...
Bambi: Dave might want to change that ... mine's set to 30 but that's because of the streaming on dialup.
Dave : k seems to be working slightly better
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Then you
Dexter Fong: then you're about a half-hour beind
principalPoop: arg, pirate talk argggg
Dave : I can't sometimes I have to reread things cause I don't catch them, manual is the only way I can do this
Bucky Goldstein: Nice mic there nino. An 87?
Dave : I'm gonna restart I think, brb
Merlyn: k dave
Dexter Fong: Dave: Hell, sometimes I lose almost entire pages it goes so fast =)
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Bambi: ok, no worries Dave
principalPoop: golden behind
Merlyn: I'm using safari, and sometimes that seems to not do the auto-refresh until I do a manual refresh
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give me your resignation
||||||||| Catherwood hands Dexter Fong your resignation.
||||||||| At 9:01 PM, Dave vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Bucky Goldstein: You're to be commended for keeping up, Dave. Can't be easy with what goes here :)
principalPoop: that nino is amazing
Bambi: what time is it Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 9:02 PM!"
Bunnyboy: Waitaminnit! I don't wanna resign!
Bunnyboy: If you take the s outta resign, you'll reign forever!
principalPoop: you should have destroyed the tapes bunny
cease: i mean, how can you be in....
cease: if you didnt know the previous album, you wouldn't get that
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood pours Bambi a double toasted almond.
principalPoop: whaaaat?
Bunnyboy: Catherwood introduce I.P. Freeley.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bunnyboy and says "Did you need me?"
cease: theyre saying knowing about the trail of tears is as important as knowing their previous album
Bunnyboy: Need is a strong word...
Bambi: wb Bunny
principalPoop: rancho-malerio
Bunnyboy: thanx Bambi. But I never left. ; )
cease: press those keys
cease: and dont split em with the sound effects man this time
Bambi hiccups!
cease: only right, bun?
Bunnyboy: Even though Catherwood tried the old "pronoun abdication" scam...
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bunnyboy and says "Would you like something?"
principalPoop: no more double almonds for bambi
Bambi: ah, so I see ... with all the coming and going around here ... lost track LOL
Bunnyboy: Why is it that those who are right seldom are?
Bambi smiles
Dexter Fong winks
cease: you aint got no friends on your right
Bunnyboy: Yes, Catherwood...
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bunnyboy and mumbles "Would you like something?"
principalPoop gives name to the the homeland defense department
Bunnyboy: Catherwood pick up your walking papers.
||||||||| Catherwood picks up your walking papers.
||||||||| Elayne steps in at 9:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: afk for another drink and hold the almond crap
Bucky Goldstein: What is it that conservatives are trying to conserve, Bunny?
Bucky Goldstein: Hey E...
principalPoop: hello E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Bunnyboy: D'oh!
||||||||| Dave sashays in at 9:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: lo El!
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Bunnyboy: wb Dave3
principalPoop: wb dave
Elayne: Evenin' Dave!
Bunnyboy: only 1 Dave. sorry.
cease: this uniform for sale, how relavent to now
Bunnyboy: Unless you count me.
Bambi: Catherwood pick up my walking papers
||||||||| Catherwood ups Bambi's walking papers.
Dave: I don't even know how to sashay
cease: hey el!
principalPoop: super cool
Bucky Goldstein: He is in your family?
Bambi: lol
Elayne: So Cat, I notice that Blogger now stores images - after all you went through!
Bambi: wb Dave
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:08 PM and klokwkdog bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bucky Goldstein: I can't bale hay, let alone sash it...
cease: i singed up with flickr. i will try to post thru blogger tomorrw. its official cat blog day, right>
Bunnyboy: lo klok!
Bucky Goldstein: Ruff, ruff...
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
principalPoop: click klok
cease: took pic of the babys with new digital camera, will try to post
Bambi: hi Klok
principalPoop: what do you mean by that?
cease: klok
klokwkdog: hello, folks
Bunnyboy: nice try, Bambi.
cease: i'm hearing good things out of rhode island these days
Dave: still going slow
Bucky Goldstein: What do you mean bye that?
Elayne: I still haven't shown off DocTech's and Lili's new cats. I should probably do that tomorrow.
Elayne: Anyone hear from them?
Dexter Fong: HEY KLOK
Bunnyboy: Catherwood swallow Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bunnyboy and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: sheeesh
klokwkdog: HEY DEX
Bambi: thanks Bunny.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood sit on it
||||||||| Catherwood sits on it.
klokwkdog: yeah, I'm feeling very, very sick, Cat
Bunnyboy: Catherwood combust sponaneously.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bunnyboy and asks "Did you want me?"
principalPoop: hah sheesh
Bunnyboy: Catherwood fade out
||||||||| Catherwood fades out.
cease: i know just what you need
Dexter Fong: Sorry Bunny, you're to complicated for C-Wood
cease: its relaly great hsit, mrs press key
Bucky Goldstein: P's smoking Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bucky Goldstein and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Bambi: hi Clem
Bunnyboy: Ah, blessed peace.
Elayne: Oh dear, klok, get well soon! I'm a little under the weather myself, been having weird stomach aches on and off all afternoon and evening...
Bunnyboy: Catherwood get out.
||||||||| Catherwood gets out.
cease: you're still not healthy, el? that isnt good
Bunnyboy: Catherwood pick up brain
||||||||| Catherwood picks up brain.
klokwkdog: no, I've been reading the local news, E
Bunnyboy: Catherwood sniff brain
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bunnyboy and asks "Did you want something?"
Dexter Fong: OK!! Everybody put their hands on their monitor
Bucky Goldstein: Good health & spirits to all...
Elayne: No Cat, I've recovered from the April/May stuff. This stomach thing is probably just nerves.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood heal everyone
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you want something?"
Dexter Fong: Going to press Bucky?
principalPoop: I CAN WALK
klokwkdog: I can't dance...
Dexter Fong: I CAN SHOUT
principalPoop: walking in rhythm, moving in style
Bucky Goldstein: Press what?
Elayne: I'm sorry, I can't stay up. See you next week.
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 9:14 PM train to New York.
Dexter Fong doesn't hear you
principalPoop: can you twist and shout?
cease: doesnt sound like you found new job yet, et
cease: alas
Bucky Goldstein: I can shout, don't hear you...
klokwkdog: press any key
principalPoop: feel better E
cease: have yu spoken with doc or lili?
Dexter Fong: ywuc
Bambi: Catherwood pour hamburger all over the highway in Mystic CT
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Bambi and asks "Did you need me?"
Dexter Fong pressed any keys
Bambi: Sorry to hear that Elayne ... get well!
Bunnyboy: Catherwood drone
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Bunnyboy and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Bucky Goldstein: Poor hamberger. Lost his voice on the alien highway.
Bunnyboy: Catherwood verb noun
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bunnyboy and mumbles "Did you want something?"
principalPoop: we trust your choices ah, clem
cease: indeed, clem
Bunnyboy: Catherwood $VERB NOT $NOUN AND $VERB END/
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bunnyboy and says "Something I can help with?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood hit Bunny over the head with this salami
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Bunnyboy: Catherwood guts ball
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bunnyboy and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Bucky Goldstein: Catherwood asks to see his U.S. Plus passport.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Bucky Goldstein and says "Something I can help with?"
principalPoop: catherwood gerund and then conjugate
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside principalPoop and queries "Would you like something?"
Bunnyboy hits De Fong wit a bit of dusty script.
klokwkdog: well, I think I'll leave and come back Jewish, in honour of the recent settlement with NZ.
Bambi: Catherwood think about something else
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and mumbles "Would you like something?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood compare and contrast the First French republic with the outlaw regime of Aaron Burr
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and asks "Something I can help with?"
||||||||| "9:18 PM? I'm late!" exclaims klokwkdog, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Merlyn: Catherwood, push them out the window
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Merlyn and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Bucky Goldstein: Beautiful faux Kristofferson. Thanks, Clem.
principalPoop: give me a bomber catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings principalPoop a bomber.
Bunnyboy: Merl: Aw, we was just having fun!
Bucky Goldstein: In a puff of smoke...
Dexter Fong: Uh Oh Merlyn..He no longer listens to his creator
Bunnyboy: Catherwood spank Merlyn
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bunnyboy and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Bambi: Catherwood pour us some mustard gas
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Bambi and asks "Would you like something?"
Bucky Goldstein: He listens to his cremator.
Bambi: Roller Maidens
||||||||| Klokaty bar-Thedor bounds in at 9:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Merlyn: Get me a pan-galactic gargle blaster, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, here's an oldie..."Perch and rotate"
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and asks "Something I can help with?"
principalPoop: click klok
Bucky Goldstein: KT...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: there, take that Mr. "Goldstein"
Bucky Goldstein: Wasn't that a Chubby Checkers tune?
Bunnyboy: Get me a disintegrating pistol, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bunnyboy a disintegrating pistol.
principalPoop: and now take that over there catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to principalPoop and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Bucky Goldstein: The beatles did a cover-up, I do believe ;)
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, hold it right there
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and queries "Did you need me?"
Bunnyboy points pistol at Merlyn, pulls trigger, pistol disintegrates!
Bucky Goldstein: Where's my Eventide Phaser when I need it....
Bambi: Get me your walking papers Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi your walking papers.
cease: happiness is a warm beagle, carrying a gun
Bunnyboy: Well, who saw that coming?
principalPoop: coo coo ahchoo
Bucky Goldstein: What didja kill?
Bambi mumbles worng your!
Bucky Goldstein: Everytyhing you don't know is worng!
principalPoop: gangster snoopy
Bambi: lol Bunny
Dexter Fong: I don't know anything that's right
Merlyn: what I don't know would fill a volume - then I could read it and know everything!
principalPoop: I have forgotten more than I will ever know
Merlyn: But I wouldn't know where to look anything up , since that would be one of the things I don't know.
Bucky Goldstein: reading Milton Mayer these days. Anyone familiar?
Bambi: what's important is not what you know, but knowing where to find it!
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Milton who?
Bunnyboy: Define "fill". Define "volume". Define "knowledge". Define "everything". etc.
cease: too much power means trouble, an eternal message of theirs
principalPoop: brother of oscar?
Bambi: doh! Merlyn
Bunnyboy: That oughta keep Merlyn busy.
Bucky Goldstein: Guess not.
cease: one of the friedmans?
principalPoop: define everything catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside principalPoop and says "Did you want me?"
Bunnyboy: After all, those guys in Oxford took their own sweet time with the OED.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: all power corrupts, but we need electricity...
Bucky Goldstein: Absolut power breeds absolute idioacy ;)
Dexter Fong: and loss of ability to spell
principalPoop: time wounds all heels
Bucky Goldstein: Oos electricity is it?
Dexter Fong: It's 'ours
Bambi: personal powr plant would be nice
Bucky Goldstein: Achilles quoting Mathusela...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: work over time. why do you think they talk about "dark energy"?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: the Dark of Harkness
principalPoop: that is a lot of mathusela
Bucky Goldstein: There are some houses Bambi.... we've got folks out in the Hill Country selling electricity back to the grid.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: er Harken-ess
Dexter Fong: Klok: They mean "Darky Energy" but nobody gonna hafta be a slave alla de time
Bambi: fusion, fission, solar and/or wind (if they can get it more efficient)
principalPoop: we gwine take turns
Dexter Fong passes a natural gas station
Klokaty bar-Thedor: most places, you can't really make much selling power back
Bucky Goldstein: Cold Darky Energy. The future of 1776...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they've got it all rigged and won't pay you much
principalPoop: fong passed one
Bambi: and lets not forget water!
Dexter Fong: test
Bucky Goldstein: Not the point KT, the houses are self-sufficient.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: you can only pay back what you use at the inflated rate you have to pay
principalPoop: fong passed 2
Bambi: geo-thermal
Dexter Fong: Anyone want to book a weekend reservation at the Dark WInter Motel?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: amory lovins has been doing that for a decade
principalPoop: how much electricity is needed to build a solar-panel?
Bucky Goldstein: Go directly to 2. Do not pass one this way.
principalPoop: squeeze him right there, maybe he will pass another...
cease: he wrote an article for us when we started adbusters. good to see he's still aroiund
Dave: I pas natural gas
Dexter Fong drops back, scans his reads and fires one to his 4th receiver
Klokaty bar-Thedor: about 20-50KW depending on the volume
cease: is edgar winter a darky?
Bambi: not enough to warrant the pricing of solar panels, I'd venture to say.
Bucky Goldstein: Haven't checked it out P, but if you want to talk about inneffiency, try producing hydrogen fuel for fuel cel cars on a mass basis.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: in Klamath Falls, OR, they just drill a hole a hundred feet down or so, drop a loop of pipe in there and out comes hot water!
Bucky Goldstein: Dave, naturally, has no gas! And his S&*t don't stink either...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: payback is down to 10 years with tax breaks and incentives in the right (hi-cost) places like CA
principalPoop: methane, oh prince of denmark
Dexter Fong has been to Klamath Falls ore
Bucky Goldstein: Geothermal's big in Iceland. They could actually have a hydrogen based fuel system because of the free energy.
cease: they're using more and more of that here too.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: yeah, Iceland imports wood from Canada, uses geothermal to dry it out and sells the resulting stuff as finished flooring in Europe cheaper than the local stuff
Bunnyboy: Dex and klok: I used to live in Ashland OR, a mere hop over to Klamath Falls.
Bambi: yeah, well, they've probably made it illegal to do that now Klok LOL ... they've made everything else illegal.
Dexter Fong likes a good watermelon bout
principalPoop: fusion is attractive, I like that kind of jazz
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they chuck thermal wells directly into turbines to make electricity
Klokaty bar-Thedor: but they have a lot of leftover hot water in pools
Dexter Fong: Oregon: Land of a Thousand Saunas
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they're thinking of trying to raise alligators in them, but food is a problem
principalPoop: do not drill big holes in southern california please, not a good idea
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they can feed 'em some garbage, but not much is suitable
Dave: I like fusion too
Bucky Goldstein: The cold fuse of doom...
Bunnyboy: I first saw the FST live in Jacksonville OR, in 1994, even closer to Klamath Falls.
principalPoop: rats, let them eat rats ewww
Klokaty bar-Thedor: but they also have a problem with cemeteries, since there isn't much non-rock ground in Iceland
cease: must be a mormon
Bucky Goldstein: Think thay'll get the new reactor in Frogland to work?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: ...so they think the alligators may be a solution to the cadaver problem
Bambi: seems to be a problem in Florida too (food for alligators) ... and what abut the shark attacks off shore?
cease: you see the seattle show in 94, bun?
Merlyn: americans don't use cemeteries, we still use the english system
Klokaty bar-Thedor: all of Reykjavik is heated by geothermal wells
principalPoop: you saw that too? it is Big Science, coool, Billions and many countries
Bunnyboy: cease: Nope. I was living in Ashland at the time. Silly me. I heard about it, though.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Bambi - the sharks aren't usually powerful enough to take on the alligators
principalPoop: those were disney sharks, to make people not to the beach after a kid died on a disney ride
Bucky Goldstein: Groan, Meryl...
cease: that's where i met the lads after we'd corresponded
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they use the direct method; the water is full of minerals, so the waste flow has to be kept above 30ºC
Dexter Fong: What is reality?
principalPoop: a burning question? don't bogart that reefer
Klokaty bar-Thedor: in Klamath Falls, they use a secondary loop that picks up heat from the well in a heat exchanger which heats up tap water which is sent thru the radiators
Bucky Goldstein: PBS. That might prophetic, considering the new bosses.
Bunnyboy: Wow, cease! I just assumed that you'd known them for decades before 1994.
Bunnyboy: PBS - Politically Biased Scheduling.
Bambi: Clem used a copper tubing on the roof cirulated to preheat the water in the water heater in the summer for awhile at our old place.
Bucky Goldstein: - they just delivered a 100,000 lids of tizzard meat here at Channel 85...-
cease: only their works, bun. i shared a joint with them before thier ash grove show, new years eve 69m along with a few dozen other people. it was a Big joint
principalPoop: intellectualism is a progressive trait, stop that
Dexter Fong: Clem: It's Klok Katy bar the Door
principalPoop: whole earth clem
Bucky Goldstein: That's a pretty cheap and good idea, Bambi.
Bambi: saved us a few dollars on the electric bill, Bucky :-)
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they ought to subsidize solar and wind out the wazoo
principalPoop: tizzard meat, cooked or raw?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: we don't have to send troops on adventures on the far side of the world to defend solar power
Bucky Goldstein: Texas has a program where the electric company will lock in your rates if you go with their Green program. Lots of windmills in west TX>
Dexter Fong: Klok: Who's they and why should *they* if they can't make big bucks offa it?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: $100 billion and counting while Osama laughs and laughs
Dave: very true klok
Bambi: and he used a AC circulatier from a vehicle to do the work, and on the way to the roof, the fan on the circulator would use the cool water to help push cooler air into the living area at the same time ..:-)
cease: a goodidea, buck
Bunnyboy: I gotta go raid a pic-i-nic basket...or, at least, make myself a sammich. Good evening, y'alls!
Bucky Goldstein: Gently sauteed in oil beer from the waters of Louisiana.
cease: by bun
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
principalPoop: don't forget lettuce bunny
Bucky Goldstein: See ya, Bunny...
Merlyn: bye bb
Bambi: see ya later Bunny ... enjoy the pic-i-nic basket
Klokaty bar-Thedor: yeah, unless you're Yezudi; nite bunny
Bunnyboy: All the lettuce is a stage, and all the other goodies the players...
principalPoop: lettuce not get carrot away
Bucky Goldstein: Shake Yerzudi
Bunnyboy: Oooh
Dexter Fong: Prounounce the sammich as I speak it to you and do not uh mouth the bread
Bunnyboy: You never know what might turnip.
Dave: does anyone know where I can find a site devoted to bush-isms? quotes that he fucked up? I want to share them with a friend, if so please send me a private message, thanks
ah,clem: g/n Bunny
Bunnyboy: We'll get to the root of the problem yet!
Dexter Fong: Lettuce leaf the whole thing alone
principalPoop: habda ingot plebney, and now without further urdu
Dexter Fong: !Mirian !!Mackeeba
Bucky Goldstein: Don't know specifially Dave, but here's a URL you'd enjoy... http://www.mollyivins.com/
principalPoop: peas romaine seede while you are trying to bean funny to get your celery
Bunnyboy: Private, schmiavate. Here's a start...
Bunnyboy: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
Dexter Fong: BG: Molly knows GWB reall well =))
Bambi: ````````````
Bunnyboy: And there's a whole mess of sites if you type the word "bushisms" into Google.
Bucky Goldstein: We'll get to the roof of the problem.
Bunnyboy: Is "bushisms" a word?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: it is now
Dave: thanks bun
Bunnyboy: It sounds like something Sammy Davis Jr. mighta said.
Bucky Goldstein: As does Ashcroft vise versa, I should imagine.
Merlyn: I'm going to do more website work, bye now
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 9:50 PM train to Minnesota.
cease: goats as symbol of the devil?
principalPoop: night M
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and as always, thanks
Klokaty bar-Thedor: problem is that he generates so darn many except when he's being remote controlled by Cheney with that box on his back. Shades of Babylon 5
Bunnyboy: "I like to go clubbing, man, but I'm all bushisms, swear to God!"
Bucky Goldstein: The holy goat?
Bambi: habenero you talking about?
cease: indeed, klok
Bucky Goldstein: Night, Merl...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Didn't know you were a B-5 fan
Bambi: night Merlyn
Klokaty bar-Thedor: not any more, it's over
cease: merl
Bunnyboy taps outta the room
||||||||| Bunnyboy departs at 9:52 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
principalPoop: habernero, that is a kind of cheese right?
cease: jesus calling the show is like lenny's routine about jesus and moses in the church
Bucky Goldstein: Went to a Baptist tent rivial way back in the 80s. The preacher was comparing intellectuals to goats and good Christians to sheep. My ladyfriend and I walked out.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Dex - "We are all Kosh"
Bambi: actually it's likely spelled incorrectly but it's a very HOT pepper
Bucky Goldstein: Shah, that Kosha...
cease: at least we can all pronounce Kosh
Dave: ah love that routine
Dexter Fong: BG: I guess the logical response to that is Why did you go in in the first place
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Bucky -- see if you can make it through Benjamin Alexander Sheep sometime
Bucky Goldstein: I'm second mate!
principalPoop: I am not a hot pepper eater, I saw a tv show where the peppers were rated 1-100 and they had a new one rhat rated 10,000
Bucky Goldstein: I'll look it up later, KT.
Dexter Fong: Your lady friend was a divorcee BG?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: BAS was the Christian far Right's response to Johnathan Livingston Seagull
Bucky Goldstein: In that case, I probably won't. Have Running from Safety checked out from the library.
principalPoop: are you joking? do not scare me
Klokaty bar-Thedor: it advocated goose-stepping along with all the other True Believers until the Kool-Aid was ready
Bambi: christianity is not the problem ... it's religion that's the problem LOL
principalPoop: religions make people argue about god
Dexter Fong: Sheep goose stepping is a funny concept....
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Bush is worried about a bunch of religious fanatics in control of nuclear weapons?
principalPoop: sheep stepping?
Bucky Goldstein: Didn't marry her. Might have. She wasn't impressed either.
principalPoop: she steps like a sheep, she's a sheep stepper
Klokaty bar-Thedor: yes, it's a, er, step beyond sheep dipping, Poop
Bucky Goldstein: We also walked out on 48 hours and The Entity, for different reasons.
Dexter Fong: Impressed with the revival or with you, BG?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: mmmm, chocolate-dipped sheep...
Bucky Goldstein: Let's not descend into sheepherder jokes...
principalPoop: skinny sheep dipping
principalPoop: vaguely related to cow tipping
cease: this has to be the best play or anything about nixon
Bucky Goldstein: Mutual assured decision, Dex :=)
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Oh, I see what you mean, Poop. Yeah, it's important to get the right stepping on the sheep. Early designs had a few problems with floating-point handling of NaN values.
Bucky Goldstein: Boom!
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes..I always loved this album for the depiction of Nixon
principalPoop: I agree with ewe
Dexter Fong: pP: YOu can always add extra Ram
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nah, Dex, that's a bad idea...
Bambi: the ewing begins?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: add too much and they get unstable
principalPoop: when I veal like it
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: you end up with...a Ram charger...
Bucky Goldstein: There only one Ewe (see country artist TG Sheppard being made fun of by Mel Tillis).
Bucky Goldstein: I rammed a charger the other day. My insurance company was really mad at me.
principalPoop: hip boots and a cliff ahhhh the memories....
Klokaty bar-Thedor: I'd rather see Pam...
Bambi: better than optimizing your Ram
Dave: what record is this?
Bucky Goldstein: Ram on...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Moller Raidens, Dave
Dexter Fong: Dave: Roller Maiden from Outer Spac
Bucky Goldstein: Pam Rocks. Didn't get a chance to mix her or Roseanne Cash. Wish I had.
principalPoop: gabriel played for the rams
Klokaty bar-Thedor: well, I like Pam's stuff as done by Paulette Carlson...
Dave: can you get that at laugh.com? I don't have it
Dexter Fong: pP: Roman Gabriel =)), wow..that's way back
Bucky Goldstein: Gabriel can play with any bass player he wants, I suspect.
||||||||| 10:03 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Bucky Goldstein: Have to check out Carlson...
llanwydd: h
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Bucky Goldstein: Hey LL...
cease: llan
principalPoop: it all fits together fong
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
principalPoop: ahhh LL
llanwydd: that could mean anything
llanwydd: evening folks!
cease: dont worry about time flys. we won't weigh em
principalPoop: thank you ah, clem, you are the man, oops the clone
Dexter Fong: Thank you for being there clem
Bucky Goldstein: Yeah, thanks, Clem...
Bambi: Clem you are fading
Dave: thanks clem
llanwydd: just got back from a "Tempest" rehearsal. It opens a week from tomorrow
principalPoop: how is the mead or what you are making LL
Bambi: Thanks Clem!
Dexter Fong: llan: Is Tempest playing in the Teapot Theater?
cease: in a teaup, llan?
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:05 PM, dragging DeepThroat by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
principalPoop: they did not notice what color the sky was
Dave: I liked that play LL, Leer was better though as language goes
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Roman Gabriel came to our High School in Raleigh when he was at NC State
principalPoop: hello deep throat
Dexter Fong: Throat
Bucky Goldstein: Cough...
llanwydd: I finished the mead weeks ago. Now I've got some sangria, cider, and something new I'm brewing: fig wine.
Bambi: hi DeepT
Klokaty bar-Thedor: he was pushing orange juice for some reason. I guess he was being sponsored or something.
principalPoop: loool klok
llanwydd: Yeah Dave. I've been in "King Lear" as well. It's one of my favorites
DeepThroat: I need the URLs of your home pages and blogs so that I can add 'em to my links page.
cease: throat
principalPoop: fig wine? what is in it? figs?
principalPoop: bend over and cough again bucky
Klokaty bar-Thedor: it's a fig newton of your imagination...
Dexter Fong: Deep: I have neither a home page or blog
ah,clem: ...
llanwydd: that's it PP. A boiled extract
DeepThroat: http://www.geocities.com/soho/2505
Bucky Goldstein: Orange Julius Cesearian; et tu, brute-eh?
ah,clem: good night everyone, and thanks
DeepThroat: cease, you got a web page?
principalPoop: thanks again ah, clem, super about your old house, that is super cool
Dexter Fong: Thaks clem and night
cease: i have a blog at seemrealland.blogspot.com
principalPoop: have a super week
cease: i forget my website
Bambi: http://www.jim-fran.com/BambisMusings and http://www.jim-fram.com/bambi and Clem's is http://www.jim-fran.com/jimmylee
Bambi: CNI Radio is at: http://www.cniradio.com
cease: oh i see. for that. let's see....
Bucky Goldstein: The 4th is more than a day...
principalPoop: have a 5th on the 4th
Bambi: hmmm that second one is jim-fran.com too ... don't know how that m in fran got there LOL
cease: yes, seemreal.com. it even has firesign content.
Bucky Goldstein: Have a Firth of Fifth
cease: vid i took of them in seattle after ther most recent show there
principalPoop: or fig wine, if it will be ready by then
DeepThroat: thanx, cease. I'll add that URL to my fan links page ASAP. Anyone else got a URL?
cease: sounds biblical, llan
Bucky Goldstein: Russia's got some Urals...
principalPoop: not I said the poop
Dexter Fong: I had a duck of EARL ONCE
principalPoop: do you walk like a shepp llan
Dexter Fong: bleagh
Bucky Goldstein: That because, He WRITER!
llanwydd: When I make wine, I give it 2 weeks before I try it.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Duk of URL?
principalPoop: a paler shade of pale
principalPoop: ahhh ok, no fig wine for the fourth, foodles
Bucky Goldstein: Kinda like the UK, myself. 70's prog rock.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: if you give it too much head start, Ilan, you'll never catch it
principalPoop: does fig wine have a head?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: remember -- you should never make any wine before its time
Bucky Goldstein: Ah, the story of the tort us and the hair...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: I think somebody famous, like Einstein said that
llanwydd: 2 weeks is just right
cease: joyce said you should never drink wine before sunset, because when the sun is still out, the wine is still soaking it up
llanwydd: actually fig wine does have a head until the fermentation stops
principalPoop: I remember the mead fiasco, tahdah
cease: an eloquent excuse for not being able to aford it
principalPoop: I amaze myself lool
Bucky Goldstein: Oh, you people from Napalm Valley...
Dave: yay the page is going faster now
principalPoop: it just seems faster, you are reading slower
Klokaty bar-Thedor: ; thinks fermenting wine should look like the Malestrom, great surging waves of boiling activity, none of this "head" business
principalPoop: ahh a tempest in the vin kettle
Klokaty bar-Thedor: well, it's illegal now to use a teapot. too many scandals
principalPoop: dr joyce said that?
Dexter Fong: test
principalPoop: that is 4 fong passed
cease: yes she said, yes, yes
Klokaty bar-Thedor: dr joyce brothers said lots of things
principalPoop: it is hot enough for sandals here
Bucky Goldstein: I like wine country. Excellent prophets. A T-8 1982 vintage if you please.
Dexter Fong: pP" But who's counting/ eh?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: joe cocker did "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"??? sheesh
principalPoop: that is my job, it may not be much, but that is my job fong
Klokaty bar-Thedor: as a reggae song?
Dexter Fong: and who's puncuating?
llanwydd: I'm trying to cheer myself out of a bad mood and this is as good a place as any
cease: well thanks, llan
Bucky Goldstein: Cocker w/Aranoff on drums Austin City Limits. Serious...
Dexter Fong: Rah Rah Rah
Klokaty bar-Thedor: hoping you succeed, Ilan!
principalPoop: a bad moon, chase it away
Klokaty bar-Thedor: they're playing it on Falling Stars pop channel
Bucky Goldstein: Go away, then come back again...
cease: keith's not here now
llanwydd: I brought a CD player to the rehearsal with a valuable CD in it and the music director took the CD out and laid it face down on the dirty stage so she could put one of her own in. Scratched the hell out of it.
Dexter Fong: Listen to Rolling Stones by light of flickering video tape machine
Klokaty bar-Thedor recalls Battlefield Band doing "Bad Moon Rising" on bagpipes
Bucky Goldstein: What rehearsal, LL?
principalPoop: grrrrr, you must release that anger llan, kill her
llanwydd: The Tempest, Bucky.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: put her face down on the stage and scratch the hell out of it...
principalPoop: give her some tainted mead
Dexter Fong: lol pP
Bucky Goldstein: Ouch. May someone shake a spear at her.
principalPoop: the bard would appreciate that also
llanwydd: The CD was the original "20 Years of Jethro Tull". A 3 CD set, out of print
principalPoop: oh my
Klokaty bar-Thedor: give her a self-improvement sleep learning tape that you've dubbed the last half of with a reading of Dianetics, Ilan
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:22 PM and boney waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalPoop: tainted mead is too good for her
Dexter Fong: ..as read by Tom Cruise
principalPoop: hi boney
cease: that'll only make it worse, klok
llanwydd: good one, klok
cease: bone
Bucky Goldstein: Ah, my boney boy... I remembered the time a snake slithered into my wife...
Dexter Fong: Hi boney, what happened to the boy
cease: grew up?
Bambi: hey boney
boney: I'm in an Apple Store. Victoria Gardens, Rancho Cucamonga, California. Yes, this is the Cucamonga where Jack Benny lived.
principalPoop: as read by tom cruise, I will you a point for that one also, fong passed 5
Bucky Goldstein: Ah, the Pride of Cucamonga. One of my favorites.
boney: They named a street after Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.
Dave: train leaving on track 5 for ...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: we can call 911 for you if you want homey
principalPoop: is the cucamonga already?
boney: It's not far from here.
boney: Yes, there's a Cucamonga.
Dave: I have tons of JBs shows, the best
Bucky Goldstein: We can Call It a Loan ;)
cease: before disneyland, anaheim was still the edge of nowehre
Klokaty bar-Thedor: the distortion field only extends about 50 feet from Jobs and his acolytes, so if you move perpendicular to the rip current, you should be able to escape
boney: Cucamonga is really me.
Dexter Fong: Dear Friends, It's time for the Parking of the Car...night to all
principalPoop: cucamonga, fran and ollie north
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nite Dex, good parking!
cease: by dex
llanwydd: the kook amongus
Bucky Goldstein: Can you see the real me? Can ya? Can ya?
principalPoop: nite nite parking fong
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:26 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: night dex
principalPoop: who sang that?
boney: I've been hogging the demo Mac mini and the 20" G5 iMac long enough. I've got to buy something or get out of here.
Bucky Goldstein: The What?
boney: kook among ya
principalPoop: finish downloading everything from grokster first
boney: Blues for Cucamongus?
Bucky Goldstein: How's the Mac Mini, and more importantly, how's OS X Tiger?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: stick it in your pocket and head for the door; they won't miss it
principalPoop: the guess what?
boney: humongus Cucamongus
cease: cumnbersome
Dave: oops bambi you meant to say that to the room at large *smile*
boney: Like crap through a goose, Bucky.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Didn't Jerry Jeff have some festival there? Viva Cucamonga or something?
boney: Er, fast.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: maybe I'm thinking about Needles. The dinosaur always gives me the creeps
boney: Pride of Cucamonga--Grateful Dead Out in Cucamonga--Frank Zappa
principalPoop: jerry jeff, gosh I have never heard that name before in a long time
Bambi: well, gotta hit the road as it were, and have a nice day! or would that be night? :-)
cease: by bambi
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nite Bambi and graying Clem
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DeepThroat - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: Zappa lived nearby and was arrested by a vice cop before he became a legend.
principalPoop: thanks and smooches bambi
Bucky Goldstein: Walker, TX singer-songwriter.
principalPoop: have a super week
Bambi: see next time :-)
Dave: night bambi
||||||||| Bambi rushes off, saying "10:30 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
boney: Golden apples in the sun
Klokaty bar-Thedor: well, that was kind of wasted, then, wasn't it, homey?
principalPoop: is cucamonga on the antelope freeway?
boney: The charges against Zappa were spurious. He didn't misbehave until later in his career. He was just too weird, I guess.
cease: take the old antellope. less traffic
Bucky Goldstein: It may not be the end of the world, but you can see it from here, KT...
principalPoop: less vice cops
principalPoop: steve spurious, played for seattle I think
Klokaty bar-Thedor: poop did a passable send-up of one of the worst-acted lines Alec Guiness ever did, in the original Star Wars
principalPoop: walked like a sheep
boney: No, not on the Antelope, but I felt the recent Yucaipa earthquakes.
cease: the firesign delighted in saying that
principalPoop: earthquakes are not fun, florida hurricaines can be watch on radar at least
boney: designed terrorism... by nature.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: you mean Terlingua, Bucky?
boney: it's not nice to mess with the climate
Bucky Goldstein: We should bend some big ones in the doo-dah room sometime KT :)
principalPoop: I bet the terlingua when I was a longshot louie at hialeah
Klokaty bar-Thedor: and WTF is with US 59 thru Lufkin? Looks like it's frigging Dallas or something with bypass city and it's just this little place...
boney: As Frazer Smith used to say on Hollywood NiteShift, "I'd like to stay, but I've gotta go."
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nite H
llanwydd: I wouldn't put a fin on my face now
principalPoop: I'd like to stay, but that would keep me from going
cease: highways? this sounds like a job for Comrade Yamamoto
Bucky Goldstein: Only been through on US 10 a couple of times, KT.
llanwydd: well see you next week, boney? Hope so
principalPoop: what happened to your face llan?
principalPoop: night boney
Bucky Goldstein: Lots of folks tofolks moving to TX. Lots of them from FL & CA.
boney: http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1346/is_11_46/ai_79396173
principalPoop: get that mac and run like the wind
llanwydd: It's worth about 5 bucks
cease: bone
||||||||| boney scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's boney?! It's 10:38 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bucky Goldstein: Obviously, Lufkin isn't on route 10. I was thinkin' of The National Park.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: don't nobody miss the loooong NYT Magazine article this week on Nic Harcourt and Morning Becomes Electric, neither. Good stuff
Bucky Goldstein: If you think 5 bucks, you should see the 6th!
principalPoop: is that pounds or euros or flivers or figs?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: you mean I-10, Bucky? 'way south
Klokaty bar-Thedor: 59 is an odd number
principalPoop: yes odd, what is up with 59 anyway?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: yes, Poop it starts at the bottom and goes up. 10 starts at the side and goes right
Bucky Goldstein: Yeah, KT. I've used I-10 a few times. Love Northern AZ, especially Flagstaff & Arcosanti.
principalPoop: I know you are there, I can see your lips move while you read the chat
Klokaty bar-Thedor has absolutely no use for I-10
Klokaty bar-Thedor listens to the cars go by out on 95 and pretends that it's the ocean
principalPoop: I thought it went south, like the mississippe and the amazon?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: no, no, no. that's highway 61
principalPoop: I took 10 west and 40 east, I liked 40 better
Bucky Goldstein: I missed that one...
principalPoop: wait, it will come around again
Klokaty bar-Thedor: 59 starts at the bottom and as you yourself say, what is up, because that's where it goes. Look at the map.
cease: is that where you want this killing done?
Bucky Goldstein: Yeah, 17 links 10 & 40. Pretty interesting drive from Phoenix to Flagstaff.
Bucky Goldstein: Like 40 also.
principalPoop: highway 17s are always interesing roads
Klokaty bar-Thedor: yes, we can do it out there, Cat
Bucky Goldstein: Arcosanti is in the high desert just before Sedona & all that.
cease: dylan's best album. now he's shilling for starbucks
Klokaty bar-Thedor: "the Mysterious Research Triangle, where an entire Interstate highway disappears and no one knows where it goes"
Klokaty bar-Thedor: all that's in Sedona is some strange noises
Bucky Goldstein: Oak Creek Canyon is way cool.
cease: it takes a latte to laugh
Klokaty bar-Thedor: if they're giving money to someone, I'm happy it's Dylan
Bucky Goldstein: It takes traing to cry me a Rio.
principalPoop: it could be worse cat, I am not sure how, but I am sure it could be worse
cease: like a rollling scone
llanwydd: I missed that, Cat. What did you say was Dylans best? I hope you said Highway 61 Revisited
cease: indeed, llan
Klokaty bar-Thedor: that's the riff that's been going down in the last 25 posts, Ilan ;-)
cease: at least my fave
Klokaty bar-Thedor: keep your finger by your place in the lyrics, please thin man
llanwydd: At times I think "Blood on the Tracks" is the best. But if I'm going to be objective, I have to say "Highway 61"
Bucky Goldstein: That way I don't have to take my cornstarch out of the fire!
Klokaty bar-Thedor: 61 is too spare; tracks is too rich
cease: yes blood lived up to its name
cease: and then i wont lose my place
llanwydd: Strangest thing is I can't figure out why it is so great. I mean H61
Klokaty bar-Thedor: although the rolling thunder stuff; anything with Emmylou is worth hearing
Klokaty bar-Thedor: one of the founding "concept albums", Ilan
cease: too spare? with all those wonderful mlusicians? i think not. some of al kooper's best work, and that's saying alot
Bucky Goldstein: Dylan is a truly great songwriter, but Hendrix is the guy who did Watchtower justice. He went door to door...
cease: lol buck
Klokaty bar-Thedor: he doesn't pull them out and beat you over the head with them, Cat, at least in my opinion
Bucky Goldstein: Mmmmmmm, Rolling Thunder....
principalPoop: I am out of my league, I barely know the words to everybody must get stoned
llanwydd: I can't really see H61 as a concept album
Bucky Goldstein: I never learned 'em, P.
cease: yes many other people have done much better versons of his songs. i just hearrd judy colins sunny goodge street last week on le show, and recalled judy's awesome version of tom thumbs blues on the same album
cease: different album, poop
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Bucky, there's times in the rolling thunder stuff that transcends even "Gimme Shelter" backgrounders, maybe even Jennifer Warnes' vocal bgs....
Bucky Goldstein: Another LeShow fan, cool.
principalPoop: I lived that song bucky
Klokaty bar-Thedor: who the heck is sweetbox -- oh this is fine, to Air on a G String, even
Bucky Goldstein: CSN, GD, Tower of Power... don't get me started...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: and rapped
Klokaty bar-Thedor: homage to the blues, Ilan
Bucky Goldstein: You knuckehead... Wu wu wu wu wu......
llanwydd: I like the early 70s stuff too. "New Morning", "Nashville Skyline" is obscure but one of my favorites
llanwydd: "Rolling Thunder" was the "Desire" period. Great album!
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Ilan, that's the soundtrack to my life there, but OTOH, it's just not as good
cease: the firesigns wanted to be the beatles of comedy, but they were the dylan instead
llanwydd: I've got a headful of ideas that are driving me insane and a mouthful of...
cease: black diamond bay one of my faves
Klokaty bar-Thedor: hmmm, maybe they can pull a gig at Starbucks, then, Cat
principalPoop: cotton candy, try cotton candy liqueur
cease: indeed, klok. at least ihop
llanwydd: Good comparison, cat. Beatles were very "in your face". FST definitely never has been
Bucky Goldstein: My favorite health club.
principalPoop: waffle shops could use a mascot
llanwydd: Up on the white veranda...
Dave: want to get started on Dylan's career but...some of it I know I don't like, a friend is burning me BOTT which I don't have
cease: no, they really did ads for ihop. they're on the site, poop
principalPoop: I thought they were joking looool
cease: i heard carnation instant breakfast ad on air america recently. they did wonderful spots for them too
cease: maybe they could sponsor an air amercia show for them. craig stereo is gone now
Bucky Goldstein: Blood On The Tracks is really well-produced. You'd also like The Travelling Wilburys. Roy Orbison, Tom Petty. George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynne. Excellent music.
cease: pizza hut is still around. unfortunately
Dave: yeah I like them, too bad it couldn't have lasted longer
llanwydd: I like Pizza Hut. I guess I like Domino's better
Bucky Goldstein: Jabbawoky the Hut to you, sir.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Dave -- KEXP has some kind of history stuff on him that's pretty good
principalPoop: that is quite a combination
cease: dominator's pizza. one of their fuinnier bits from the big intertnet broadcast
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Cat -- NYT had some biz article on a coffee seller with a few stores that is somehow related to Starbucks but is a competitior now
Klokaty bar-Thedor: maybe they would ante up the guys a few
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:00 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
cease: i only read nyt when you send me an article or i see it in Cursor
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Dave - here it is: http://www.kexp.org/learn/feature_bobdylan.asp
Dexter Fong: Wow...still here
principalPoop: starbucks and Krispy Kreme, is that a vertical or horizontal merger?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principalPoop: welcome back fong
Klokaty bar-Thedor: no, you just arrived, Dex. WB, and do check your medication
Dexter Fong: Thanks pP, parking was real easy tonight
principalPoop: ahhh, do not mock the parking gods, give thanks immediately
Dave: where does kexp come out of?
Bucky Goldstein: NYC, just like I proofread it...
Dexter Fong: pP: You are right..I shall immolate an SUV later on in onor of the parking gods
principalPoop: that should suffice, but just in case, say three hail ritas
Bucky Goldstein: Welcome to side 6.
Dexter Fong: Hail Rita lovely Parking meter attendant etc, etc..
Bucky Goldstein: Rudner. Rudner. Rudner.
principalPoop: fong passed 6, good job
Dexter Fong: BG: =))
Dexter Fong: Poop is my proctor in these exams
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Ah, here it is: Peet's Coffee and Tea
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Seattle, Dave
principalPoop: peet, isn't that oops, that is peat
Dexter Fong: Any relation to Teats Coffee and Pee?
llanwydd: Erzats Peet's
Bucky Goldstein: Ah, you have the peet moss code do ya now?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: It's funded by the awesome fortune of Paul Allen, one-time sidekick of Bill Gates
Dexter Fong: BG: Only when I face north
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Peet's is supposed to be "more pure" a corporation that hasn't "sold out"
principalPoop: jones and allen, which one had the beard?
Dave: thanks, hey is WOR still around anymore? where Shep used to be?
llanwydd: Oliver North?
Bucky Goldstein: I tend to farce south.
principalPoop: yes, ollie was a beard
Dexter Fong: Burns and Allen..which one *was* the beard
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Dave - if you listen to some of the archives at the right rate, they stream uncompressed at 1.411 mbps, the raw CD data rate. Sound is fantastic
principalPoop: gracie gracious
llanwydd: WOR is in Secaucus now
Bucky Goldstein: Which one was the baird?
Dexter Fong: Dave: WOR *is* still around but they ain't airing nothing like Shep any more
Dave: "the space shuttle can be flown in relative safety," relative? what the fuck does that mean?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Secaucus or Grover's Mill, Ilan?
cease: bard whizz beer. drink, and you shall shake your spear
Klokaty bar-Thedor: I thought YoYoDyne Corp. bought them and moved the station again
principalPoop: compared to ICBMs dave
Dexter Fong: Grover has a mill, and Burt and Ernie work there
Bucky Goldstein: They should park a shuttle at the space station, in case stuff goes wrong.
Dave: which archives? and there will never be another Shep, been listening to his stuff and like it
cease: i? wrote a play?
llanwydd: Actually, I grew up on WOR. I lived in NJ. It was in NYC but now Secaucus
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Dave - if you're flying a space shuttle, chances are your relatives will be safe if it breaks
Bucky Goldstein: YoYo can move a cello any time he wants.
principalPoop: the launch should be on the 4th in case they make fireworks again
cease: so you're one of the 7?
Dexter Fong: llan: Transmitter was always in Secaucus..studion still mainly in MYC
cease: but not a jello
Bucky Goldstein: Ah, you see the Caucasus mountains now, do ya laddie?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: there were only six, Cat...and Keyser Sose
llanwydd: Well, I'm from a town called Hackettstown
principalPoop: secaucus, would that be arizona and new mexico and all those states?
Dexter Fong: I've heard of it
cease: the return of the secausus 6 doesnt sound right
Bucky Goldstein: His boss stumbless over ottomans in the living room.
principalPoop: oops that is swcaucus
llanwydd: born in Hackensack. Grew up in Hackettstown. Now in Ticonderoga
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:11 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Klokaty bar-Thedor: You can look at the map and see the ancient coastline of the eastern part of this continent by the "...Mill" towns along its edge
cease: your next 3 words in turkish furniture
Dexter Fong: pP: Nope..more like Geargia Alabama South Carolina = Secaucus = South East Cacaus
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Cat - they never came back
cease: drinkin your dinner from a paper sack?
Bucky Goldstein: Mr. President? dd/: thanks for what you do...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Rug...pillow...Ottoman
principalPoop: yes, yes, the bats, I had to wave the bats away again, god damn bats
Klokaty bar-Thedor: I was there once, Dex, heard a performance of the Preachers of Crimetheus
llanwydd: something like that CAt
Dexter Fong: Klok: You was where once?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Poop, better than the voices. I keep hearing the voices...
Bucky Goldstein: Rochchester dish petrie little richie macnam unhappy macnam
llanwydd: That was PDQ Bach, wasn't it, Klok?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: South East Cacaus
principalPoop: I don't listen to them anymore, yes you do, no I don't
principalPoop: caw caw, and they knew he was don brew-haha
Klokaty bar-Thedor: no, I think it was Theetboven, Ilan
cease: steely dan? about the only group i still enjoy
Dexter Fong: Walter? I am recieving your phantom transmission
Dave: I love the voices, they keep me entertained when nothing else will, I could just think for hours with them along side for the ride
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Phan-tum, Phan-tum!
cease: thouhgh not their new stuff
cease: which voices, dave?
Bucky Goldstein: You heard the rumor about where the name steely dan came from?
Dexter Fong: Dave: I got news for you..those voices belong to real people...you just can't see them
llanwydd: I love PDQ Bach's composition titles. "Fanfare For the Common Cold", "Iphegenia in Brooklyn", "1712 Overture"...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: that would be nice, Dave, except that mine are in French and they won't listen to what I have to say
principalPoop: what was the paul williams movie of phantom of the opera
Klokaty bar-Thedor: you know what, Poop? They've gone and made a Broadway play out of that movie. Just opened
llanwydd: Phantom of the Paradise
principalPoop: ahhh yes, damn, I have not forgotten it yet
Dave: oh so there really has been someone hiding in my bedroom talking to me? it's the second coming of the shadow!
Dexter Fong: and the sequel, Phantom of the Cinema Paridisio
Bucky Goldstein: A ladies' "neck massager" as Richard Jeni would say.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: with Gardner McKay
Dexter Fong: and Randolph Scott
principalPoop: gardner or gorden?
Dexter Fong: as the Stage manaager
Bucky Goldstein: That's hoss to you, Mr. Cartwright.
principalPoop: awe, randolph scott
Dexter Fong: BG: We call 'em hos now
Klokaty bar-Thedor: the skipper of the Tiki is who I mean
principalPoop: you have been touched by an angel, you are touched alright lol
Bucky Goldstein: Awe, Asleep at the Wheel ;)
Bucky Goldstein: Those Tikis are a con.
Dexter Fong: Free cons in the Tiki Bar
Klokaty bar-Thedor: well, he usually sailed away before the women caught on
principalPoop: I must toodle, so toodles, have a super week,
Dexter Fong: Night pP
||||||||| principalPoop is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:19 PM.
Bucky Goldstein: Port and seegars in the war room...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nite Poop
Bucky Goldstein: Bye P...
llanwydd: nite PP
llanwydd: Poop's off
Dexter Fong: Port and Pete Seegar in the Music Hall
Klokaty bar-Thedor: ah, this is fine FS pop tonight; I'm also going to mosey on -- have a GRAND 4th, folks!
llanwydd: If I had a hammer...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Feel better and I swear I'll find something to send you
cease: the party's poopin out on him
Klokaty bar-Thedor: don't nobody get blowed up and...Cat -- stay away from drunken yankees intent on celebrating at canadians' expense, u heer? ;-)
cease: i'll do that, klok
Bucky Goldstein: Bye, KT...
Klokaty bar-Thedor: Dex -- hey, before this goes ANY further, I was riffing on the "medical marijuana" news from RI that Cat was alluding to
Klokaty bar-Thedor: i'm suddenly feeling very ill ;-)))
Dexter Fong: Klok: YOU mean to say you *aren't * feelin' poorly?
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nope, i'm "desperately ill" though. I may need several ounces of therapy...
Bucky Goldstein: The heart of the matter is, RJ & Seagrams, Ely Lilly etc. aren't going to let it happen. Stupid.
cease: good luck with that, klok
cease: you'll feel better soon enough
Dexter Fong: Well, I'm glad to hear that and maybe instead of a CD I'll send something more medcinal along =))
Klokaty bar-Thedor: it was vetoed by our surrogate Dear Leader, though. Think they'll beat him over the head it and win in the end, though
Bucky Goldstein: Listening to Billy Sol Hargas.
Klokaty bar-Thedor: once his show of opposition is past
Klokaty bar-Thedor: nite everyone, enjoy the holiday if your country allows
cease: i heard the veto will be overridden
cease: same with your country, klok
Klokaty bar-Thedor: yep cat
Klokaty bar-Thedor: bye
||||||||| 11:24 PM -- Klokaty bar-Thedor left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Bucky Goldstein: We make our country KT, treat your neighbor like your borther...
Dexter Fong: Night Klok
Bucky Goldstein: Or your brothel, whichever ;)
Dexter Fong: Brothel whare art thou?
Bucky Goldstein: And if you don't have a brother, find your neartest borther...
llanwydd: Brothel can you spare a dime
Bucky Goldstein: Dime a Danson?
Dexter Fong once built a railroad..made it run on time...just like Mussolini
cease: i ddint know he was japanese
Bucky Goldstein: Ah, the true man. The man from Mussolini.
Dexter Fong: Not the true man, the true man's son
cease: capote had no sons
Bucky Goldstein: There can be only one Truman, Asia.
Dexter Fong: nor daughter's either
Bucky Goldstein: There can be only one true man, Asia.
Bucky Goldstein: I disagree.
Dexter Fong: BG: Not recognizing that reference
llanwydd: Capote. He was a mafia boss wasn't he?
llanwydd: No that was Capone
cease: when people try and deciper the capote characer in electrician in the future, he will have vanished from history
Bucky Goldstein: That was you can call me Al.
cease: like in Sleeper
Dexter Fong: llan: Right Trueman Capote, the first out-of-the -closet Gay Maffia Boss
Bucky Goldstein: Welcome to the future. Step into this booth...
cease: john wilkes?
Bucky Goldstein: Pass this ball around the living room.
Dexter Fong: I see we are all sailors
llanwydd: Well, I must become unconscious. This seems to happen every night
Bucky Goldstein: Lady With a Fan
cease: my favourite firesign line
Bucky Goldstein: Bye LL...
Dave: I ain't no sailor
Dexter Fong: Night llan...break a leg =)
llanwydd: Night, Fawkes!
cease: llan
Bucky Goldstein: Dave, you'
Dexter Fong: BG: You were saying?
Bucky Goldstein: Dave, I wouldn't say that :) Jordi LaForge is not so far away as we think.
Bucky Goldstein: And may you be Daved...
cease: indeed
Dave: I don't want to see to tell the truth
Bucky Goldstein: I've mentioned a Scientific American story about implants that are letting people see the difference between dark and light. It's not much, but it's happening.
Bucky Goldstein: I've heard that about hearing impared people not wanting their kind to have coclear implants. Your life, guy :)
Bucky Goldstein: That's kinder, of course.
cease: you can always close your eyes
Bucky Goldstein: Not the same, right Dave?
Dave: I know, and believe me there are times when I wish I could see, but really you just have to take what has been given to you and make the most of it
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: afk for a minute
Bucky Goldstein: You bet. Life is a great adventure. We're all missing a few pieces here and there...
cease: indeed
cease: i must go and prepare food. see y'all next week, as it were
Bucky Goldstein: Bye cat...
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 11:42 PM train to Billville.
Dexter Fong: Night Cat..be well
Bucky Goldstein: Anybody want to share their favorite tunes?
Dexter Fong: Well, seems like it's time to close up the old Male Bag
Bucky Goldstein: Brazil to you Dex.
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bucky, Samba these days I'll think of a proper reply
Bucky Goldstein: The story of eye.
Bucky Goldstein: A properly religious opening. Definitely my bag.
Dexter Fong: Checking out now Dear Firends, Night BG and Dave...see you all next week
Bucky Goldstein: Bye Dex...
||||||||| Around 11:51 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
Bucky Goldstein: And as Roy rides off into the Sunset Strip, we bid a fair price for the live of other people...
||||||||| Bucky Goldstein says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bucky Goldstein exits at 11:54 PM.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:00 AM and Dave waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dave: I think this is the first time I've ever been that last one here, if it isn't, then I'm thinking wrong, I will be leaving now I guess, but have a great 4th or whatever holiday that is, let me know what the fireworks look like ok? see you all...in two weeks, I'll be in Vegas at a convention, might be able to log on a computer there but doubtful, so happy flying through life, live it up as much as it will allow
Dave: layter all
Dave: "I've had her, she's nothin'"
||||||||| At 12:06 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bucky Goldstein disembarks at 12:09 AM.
Bucky Goldstein: deebya deebya deebya, that's all folkks...
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:10 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bucky Goldstein by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bucky Goldstein
Dexter Fong
Klokaty bar-Thedor
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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"