A Firesign Chat
07/28/2005




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 28, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled enters at 7:41 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Firebroiled: Happy B-day, Rocky!!
||||||||| At 7:42 AM, Firebroiled dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Outside, the 12:26 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Tweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Tweeny: 2 things: You really want the Grateful Dead, and you really want the 3rd Army of Patton to protect you. Where shall we stop buying time?
Tweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Around 12:28 PM, Tweeny walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah,clem close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 7:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"A Few Minutes with Firesign Theatre", live from studio A'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Klok-de-Humidified inside, makes a note of the time (8:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi disembarks at 8:03 PM.
Klok-de-Humidified: gee, it's The Night of Flaming CNI Bandwidth II!!
ah,clem :)
Bambi: Clem will have to post the phone number :-)
ah,clem: not ready for calls tonight, next week
Bambi: 22kbps mono tonight too! :-)
Bambi: ah. OK
Klok-de-Humidified: I have to Be Away for a while at 9, but will be back in hr or certainly by 10
Klok-de-Humidified: music sounds good
Bambi: maybe even Saturday?
Bambi: great!
Klok-de-Humidified: sure. Last Sat. was horror show
Bambi: no worries Klok
Bambi: last saturday horror show?
Klok-de-Humidified: visitors' car broke down just into Newport, had to walk 3 miles with a 6 yr. old
Klok-de-Humidified: rode bus for 3 hours, walked home
Klok-de-Humidified: massively hot, too
Klok-de-Humidified: clem sounds less muffled
Bambi: yep
Klok-de-Humidified: lots of background noise. don't touch that pot!
Bambi: 69 degrees here in MI :-)
Klok-de-Humidified: needs one o'them noise-cancelling mikes
Bambi: and there is a compressor/limiter now too!
Bambi: on the station here in MI
Klok-de-Humidified: 78 here in the computer room, but slated for low 60s once the sun has been down awhile
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 8:12 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bambi: MIBN1 has been working his buns off to get it all ready for tonight!
Klok-de-Humidified: Leo's TWIT show sounded awful. Dvorak, esp. He needs an attendant or a production person or something.
Bambi: hi llanwydd!
llanwydd: DIET COLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bambi: 55 called for tonight here
Klok-de-Humidified: well, it sounds good to me, Bambi, Clem
Klok-de-Humidified: flavored, colored water, sold for $$, Ilan
Klok-de-Humidified: he went stereo, didn't even bother to put callers in stereo space. WTF is stereo for if everyone is on mike center???
llanwydd: sounds good, klok. Except in Barbaria
Klok-de-Humidified: and all-voice show at 128kbps???
Klok-de-Humidified: he should hire a crummy band, at least, to do interval music
Bambi: Lock your wigs sounded great!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cease close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
Klok-de-Humidified: I'm d/l 77MB and thinking, "Wow, this is gonna be a long one, or maybe some HQ music..." WRONG!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:15 PM and Dexter Fong sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi -)
llanwydd: hey dex
cease: hey bambi. cni is back on?
Bambi: hey Dex
Klok-de-Humidified: what a long strange trip it's been?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:16 PM and Merlyn steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: hey Cat
Merlyn: hey dere
Dexter Fong: Hey Folks
Klok-de-Humidified: they're crankin' -- Hi, Cat
Bambi: Hey Merlyn
Klok-de-Humidified: 'lo Merlyn, Dex
Dexter Fong: Test
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Fong!" ... Dexter Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:16 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
llanwydd: hi moyl
ah,clem: hi all
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:16 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from Elmertown."
Bambi: yes, we had some major storms here and some failures
cease: mohammed ali is an apple master?
llanwydd: hi cat
cease: i gather that's the fruit?
Dexter Fong: Hello Flks
Klok-de-Humidified: he comes, he goes, never a word of warning
Bambi: but MIBN1 has worked hard to get everything up and running for tonight! :-)
Klok-de-Humidified: they did a bang-up job, Bambi!
Dexter Fong: MIBN! Men in Black One?
cease: oh, this is old stuff
cease: and its appreciated, bambi
Merlyn: it's too quiet
Merlyn: ah, that's that safari browser bug
Dexter Fong makes a lotta noise
Klok-de-Humidified: no, Merlyn, someone else has to say, "It's quiet", first
Merlyn: when I click on the CNI link, I have to do one manual refresh to get the refresh working
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'GypsyDoctor', just granted probation at 8:19 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: its always quiet in this room. It just doesn't look that way
Merlyn: I wasn't seeing any text coming
Klok-de-Humidified: ok, must stoke the udder box...
Bambi: MIBN1/Pop4.net is our major sponsor
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bubba's Brain into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:19 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: the man with the golden gun
Dexter Fong: The Doctor is in
Bambi: provides bandwidth and our colo for the server
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Wazreel!!?
llanwydd: hi gypsy!
Bambi: hi Bubba
Bambi: MIBN1.com and Pop4.net
GypsyDoctor: I guess I should say something.
Dexter Fong: Reek ine
Merlyn: hey bb
Dexter Fong: Reel one
Bambi: hi GDoc
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
llanwydd: with all the doctors we get around here how come everyone dies when they leave?
Merlyn: hey, they telegraphed boom dot bust as a title
GypsyDoctor: Hi Bam!
Merlyn: Only if you don't log out, llan
Bambi waves!
Dexter Fong: Ilan: They die each night but they're born again every morning
Dexter Fong: TV or not
Bambi: hey did you see that Konfabulator is now free now that Yahoo! owns it?
GypsyDoctor: Is there like a FAQ or a FAG for this here ting?
ah,clem: ...
Bubba's Brain: Its like life -- everybody dies when they leave.
llanwydd: aha! that's the price they pay for not logging out!
cease: hey doc. did you get the adbusters page i emailed you?
Dexter Fong: You want a Federal Army General?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with boney close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:22 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
cease: or are you a different doc?
GypsyDoctor: huh?
Dexter Fong: Oh boi, bney
Dexter Fong: boney
Bambi: hi boney
GypsyDoctor: I must be different, tho I don't feel any different
llanwydd: hey bone
cease: doc tech?
boney: Is there any possibility that the buoys could get a gig on Air America? Maybe just one hour a week... Sunday Nites?
Dexter Fong: doc headphone?
llanwydd: I guess a gypsy doctor travels a lot
cease: that would be the ideal, boney
Dexter Fong: boney: Highly unlikely
Bambi: how's Lili doing?
GypsyDoctor: nope. Doc Frosty alt.worms.out.of.a.hot.cheese-log doc
cease: i think there's discussion going on but what do i know?
cease: wrong doc
||||||||| Elayne steps in at 8:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Merlyn: I've been putting up new MP3 clips from Taylor last couple of days: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/list.php
cease: hi el
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all!
llanwydd: hi E
GypsyDoctor: oh well
cease: are you gonna podcast any of that hour hour show i sent you, merl?
Dexter Fong: What's wrong Doctor?
boney: There are many possibilities--or seeming possibilities--coming out of Al Franken's Sundance Channel thing.
cease: i tried to send it to you by email but couldnt so i sent it to you snail
Merlyn: I can definitely say that there are things with Air America and Firesign Theatre that I can't talk about.
GypsyDoctor: The Doctor is unhappy happy
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Merlyn: I should cat, if I can find it
cease: have any of you heard the podcast Area 51?
cease: i mentioned it last week
llanwydd: open your gate
Elayne: Only here for a few minutes, can't really function well this week. Been a tough time at work.
cease: it aint firesign, but it's funny
boney: It would be weirdly cool if folks like Merlyn and DocTechnical connected with the Sundance Channel.
cease: sounds like it from your blog, el
llanwydd: tell us about it Elayne
cease: it's hot here by vancouver standards but nothing compared to what you have to deal with
Elayne: The heat wave in NYC finally broke today, it was lovely.
boney: I like how the Sundance Channel advertises nothing on the Franken Show except their own upcoming independent films.
Bambi: Elayne...so glad you came here for a bit just the same.
llanwydd: oh, it's online? Didn't know you had a blog
cease: we dont get that in canada, bone
Dexter Fong: We're US+...we're frying boy scouts in Virginia
llanwydd: yeah it was cooler up here too. Mid 70s
boney: I think they'd love to expand into cyberspace as a way of attracting viewers.
GypsyDoctor: Are we in Canada now?
cease: i thikn el is the orignal blogger here. or were you first, bambi?
cease: i entered the blogosphere thanks to elayne.
Dexter Fong: Doc: A team of baby seals invaded New Foundland yesterday...only a few were clubbed to death
cease: i'm always in canada. except when i'm not
Bambi: Elayne was :-)
Elayne: My blog predates yours, Fran? But-- but you're the techie! :)
llanwydd: I've never done blogging. If I had my own website I might keep a blog on it.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Gen. Tweenus Goatheart', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
boney: Independent film making resonates with corners of cyberspace like FST.com, don't you think?
llanwydd: a rudimentary one
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: - The eggs, are only the beginning...
Dexter Fong: Tweeny, tell 'em about the breakfast special
Bambi: lol ... I had my blog space since 2003 but didn't do anything with it except put up a picture album till February of this year
GypsyDoctor: So true Goatman
cease: hi tween
boney: Yeah, that's right, the buoys made their own indie film. It was... different.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Flip 'em over easy ther pardner...
Bambi: moved it to our domain a few months later
Elayne: I like the eggs benedict arnold best, they flip themselves over!
cease: i post once a week or so, when i go to a new restaurant
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: A python fan?
Elayne: I try to do a Silly Site every day, more if I have the time and/or inclination.
Bambi: hey Tweeny
llanwydd: good one E
Elayne: Had to do the mention of Proctor's birthday today, of course.
Dexter Fong: afk for a couple
cease: i answered that on alt.firesign, el.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Anybody heard of Eddy Izzard? Dressed To Kill is amazingly funny.
Elayne: Usenet, Cat? Does that still exist? :)
cease: i remember celebrating his birthday with him and melinda in 97
llanwydd: Ah yes. He's a Leo. He told me himself
Merlyn: yeah, that won an award
Elayne: I used to get regular spam email from an Eddie Izzard fan club.
llanwydd: I met him once
cease: it is indeed, goaty
Merlyn: and it's "Dress to kill"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead disembarks at 8:33 PM.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Was he wearing heels? He calls himself a male lesbian.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Hey Mud...
llanwydd: him and the other Phil. It was from Proctor himself that I learned what Firesign Theatre meant. I asked him
Mudhead: good evenin Dear Friends
Elayne: I thought he calls himself an executive transvestite.
Merlyn: he's an executive transvestite
Elayne: Just so.
Bambi: gonna have to talk to my webhost...our site is not available right now
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Exactly, E. Damned funny stuff.
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Elayne: I love when he goes into his multi-lingual riffs. I know just enough of a smattering of other languages to "get it."
Mudhead: What, an internet failure, I've never heard of that!
boney: Merlyn, you can't talk about the "things with Air America and Firesign Theatre" because... Why? Because they're awful and embarrassing?
Bambi: lol
cease: there are other languages?
Elayne: Brian, can you at least confirm whether Marc Maron is a Firesign fan?
Mudhead: oui cease
Elayne: He had Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza on this morning, talking about The Aristocrats.
Merlyn: not sure offhand, E. I would think so.
cease: am i the only one who heard dwarf played on majority report last week?
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Any canucks here tonight?
Merlyn: when, cat? I missed it
Elayne: Me too, but my Sam Seder tolerance is fairly low.
cease: it was a planet check spot about the greening of Grace Cathedral
cease: they layed Organ Leroy in the background to set it up
Elayne: Oh, that's not on Majority Report, that's produced separately.
cease: uh, played
Elayne: They do Planet Check stuff on the ad breaks for most of the Air America shows.
Mudhead: i liked layed better
Elayne: Don't know who produces those PSAs, but I don't think it's an Air America person.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Ja, the layder the bitter...
Mudhead: try some layder hoser
cease: the maj report has fewer and fewer guests and more and more calls which i do not care for at all
Dexter Fong: Clem is deconstructing Tv or Not TV
Mudhead: was that a question?
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Mizzzz information....
boney: I loved the PSAs that Frank Zappa did for KPFK-FM back in the late 1970s... "Don't take speed--it will make you just like your parents."
Mudhead: I hate my parents
Dexter Fong: wow! Dead or 94
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: I parent my hates.
llanwydd: is layder hose anything like liederkranz?
cease: i do remember anti-speed psas from around 1970 or earlier
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
Bubba's Brain: Good parenting is vital, Tween.
Bambi: clem is fading....
Mudhead: I cant, musta taken too much speed
boney: Sorry! KROQ-FM not KPFK-FM. Back when Phil Austin was doing the Hollywood Niteshift.
cease: did you beat the queen to Perth?
llanwydd: I don't remember any celebrities doing anti-drug ads
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Good parrotting is the Keys...
Mudhead: cause they were doing the drugs
Elayne: "There's times for usin' 'em, and times for ree-fusin' 'em... Refusing drugs... sheeit..."
ah,clem: ...
cease: good one, el
llanwydd: closest thing I've heard is Ozzy Osbourne saying "don't drink and drive"
Bubba's Brain: Good partying with a key....
Mudhead: i only have half a key
Elayne: Who's on as GypsyDoctor? I used to celebrate my cat Gypsy Doctor's birthday on this date.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Warming by the Perth of the Firesign.
boney: Zappa advised against smack and downers, in addition to speed.
cease: how are your cats, el?
Elayne: I still miss my Gypsy, he was my first kitty.
Dexter Fong: E: Seems to be a newcomer..somewhat diffident
Mudhead: awww
Elayne: Cat, Datsa's still hanging in, strong and fierce as ever, and Amy's her usual terribly-cute self.
cease: and he hated grass, or at least other people using it
Bambi: can you guys get to http://www.jim-fran.com or http://www.cniradio.com?
Mudhead: i got to cni
llanwydd: funny how you can hardly tell what Ozzy is saying unless he's singing. Otherwise he's unintelligible
Bambi: (figured I'd ask before putting in a trouble ticket
boney: He hated people getting stoned during his concerts.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Please don't step on the astrotruf, man...
ah,clem: requests?
Elayne: Fran, I can get to both, but my computer tells me I need Cyrillic in order to read the first site. :)
boney: He thought it was disrespectful to his music.
cease: yep, bambi
Mudhead: Nah, I got to both
Dexter Fong: Bambi both URLs work for me
Mudhead: Now, where do I send the bill?
Bambi: hmmm
Elayne: He also liked to remind Davy Jones that the youth of America was looking to the Monkees for guidance. :)
Mudhead: lol
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Ralph Spoilsport Motors, The World's Biggest, clem.
Bubba's Brain: Mowing astroturf in the astrodome...
llanwydd: Robert Fripp doesn't let anyone smoke at King Crimson shows
Elayne: "Monkees is da kwaziest people!" said Zappa's cow.
llanwydd: cigarrettes or anything else
Bambi: Clem can you get to them from there?
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:44 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs boney by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bambi: thanks folks for checking :)
Elayne: Obviously I've watched Head a few too many times for my own good...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:44 PM, dragging professorPoop by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Mudhead: yur Welcome bambi, anytime
Dexter Fong: Double P
cease: i hope that eventualy comes to one of our video rental stores here, el. id love to see it again
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Fripp refers to himself in the 3rd person in interviews. Pretty funny.
Bubba's Brain: pP!
ah,clem: hi pp
professorPoop: ah, clem and bambi howdy, and all
llanwydd: a couple of good songs in that movie but otherwise, I don't get it
Bambi :-)
Elayne: Evenin' ProfP!
cease: poop
professorPoop: good to see you again, oops I am talking like dave
Elayne: It's pretty easy, Llan. It's about television. It's sort of a good visual companion to Dwarf, if you look at it in a certain context.
Bambi: hey pP
Mudhead: Professer, whats it look like in the astrolabe?
professorPoop: give us a round of vin de jour llan
Elayne: That's why it was so easy for me to get into when I finally saw it, it reminded me of Dwarf.
Elayne: "Riding the backs of giraffes for laughs is alright for awhile..."
Bambi: so would professor be a promotion or a demotion from principal?
Elayne: And of course the "war song" scene still gets to me, I still can't watch that all the way through.
ah,clem: what shall I pla next? (after tv)
professorPoop: I profess not to know the prince of that
Bubba's Brain: Lower position in higher education?
llanwydd: I've been making regular grape wine these days. Still trying to perfect the recipe
Mudhead: your wstill using grapes I see
professorPoop: dominos, i ching, mah jhongg, your jong?
Elayne: Play the single, Jim. Proctor has a big part in that, even without Captain Equinox...
Elayne: I think we should celebrate PP's birthday on CNI tonight...
Bubba's Brain: using grapes in your still?
Elayne: Unless you're already doing that. My computer is silent this evening (can't multitask too much tonight)...
cease: good idea, el
ah,clem: ? what single?
professorPoop: how old am I?
llanwydd: so what famous people have died this week?
Bubba's Brain: Mah and Pah Jhongg
Elayne: Gha - what's the single called, Cat?
cease: somebody from J Men
Elayne: I'm blanking... I'm really tired...
cease: Forward, Into the Past?
Elayne: Yep, that's the one.
professorPoop: ahh blanking is ahh oops I forget
Merlyn: George Wallace, who played Commando Cody
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: I'm blanc.
Merlyn: Proctor and Melinda will be at his memorial tomorrow
Elayne: Play that one please, Jim.
llanwydd: Blanking? You don't need to use euphemisms
professorPoop: mellow blanc, call me mel
llanwydd: Cody and the lost planet airmen?
Bambi: nobody hugh ...
Dexter Fong: Nazi Goring
professorPoop: play it again jim, you played it for her, you can play it for me
Bubba's Brain: Need your monitor cleaned.... go to http://www.legrady.hu/sc.html
cease: i want to see that flick bergman did as this character
professorPoop: I will give you a hugh bambi
llanwydd: before they changed the water. Anybody get the ref?
cease: hi bub. got czech in the mail today
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Do you need your monitor lizard cleaned?
cease: i await the slovak
professorPoop: how many babys IIlan
Dexter Fong: Ilan: What reference?
cease: flouridation, llan
Bubba's Brain: glad, cat.
Merlyn: I need my cleaning monitored
professorPoop: floridation, with chads in the water
Dexter Fong: Merl:: Me too..I think she's stealing from us
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: How many monitor lizards would it take to eat Karl Rove's political clout?
llanwydd: ref: "before the changed the water" from Dwarf
Elayne: They've been fluoridating and especially chlorinating like anything 'round these parts lately.
Bubba's Brain: who cleans the watchmen?
Elayne: I think they dump a whole mess of chlorine into the water supply at once when it gets real hot.
Dexter Fong: Chads in the water, Jeremy's on the beach
llanwydd: hadn't thought of that, cat
cease: i assume thats a ref to fluoridation, but you never know with the fireguys
Merlyn: I think AOL employs monitor lizards
Bubba's Brain hums "It's just a screen clean for the may queen..."
professorPoop: and who's sitting under my apple tree with you?
cease: your precious bodily fluids at risk
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: They have a monitor line for the lizards you see...
cease: a Strangelove ref
cease: speaking of may queens, i just read a volume of letters between allen ginsberg and his dad
cease: talks about being crowned king of may and then booted from czeckland
Merlyn: they wrote books to each other?
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Apple Mainframe. Yum...
Mudhead: did we all go asleep?
Bubba's Brain: Volumes... did they go to 11?
cease: ginsberg quote in electricain and then the fireguys played some tribute to him after he died
Mudhead: must have just been me
professorPoop: i went and got coffee, and listening to tv
Bubba's Brain sings "it's just a spring clean for the mainframe..."
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Only lizards are allowed to sleep during the hours with oysters in them.
||||||||| Mudhead dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 8:55 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: I noticed another puzzle in "Nick Danger" when I was listening to it the other day. Who is the Nancy's mysterious husband Johnny who disappeared? Wasn't it Dan who disappeared for a thousand years?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 8:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
professorPoop: his daughter is on the supreme court, did she write them?
cease: they keep changing their names, llan
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: We've been slimed!
Dexter Fong: Ilan: I think her disappeared husband was Catherwood...
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Merlyn: everyone knew him as johnny
professorPoop: nancy??
llanwydd: aha!
Dexter Fong: Fuck off Danny
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Dex, my man...
professorPoop: kaye or devine or thomas?
Dexter Fong: Yes, Tweeny my love?
professorPoop: or quale?
Bambi: wb Dex
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Surely you have better wierds?
llanwydd: well, let's ask him. Catherwood, were you once known as Johnny?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to llanwydd and says "Did you want something?"
professorPoop: insert here insert here
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Other Ones?
Dexter Fong: 4400?
llanwydd: apparently he was the man behind everything. But what, I don't know
professorPoop: ahhh clem, good to hear your voice
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: 5440 or fight!
Bambi: Elayne: what piece did you want to hear? I couldn't make out what the single was.
Dexter Fong: Ilan: Who's behind is it?
Elayne: "Forward Into the Past" was the original name of it, Fran.
cease: the single Forward Into the Past
Elayne: You can probably find it on the double album of the same name.
Mudhead: hiya
Elayne: "Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition..."
professorPoop: thank you, it is nice to be had
Mudhead: mine just sparks
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: A new use for Robert Plant!
professorPoop: pfc soon, pay for chat
Bambi: thanks Elyane ... don't know if he has that or not
professorPoop: lock and load
Merlyn: pay by the word
Elayne: It has Captain Equinox on it as well...
Mudhead: Was that a question?
Merlyn: SoRunAllYourWordsTogether
Elayne: I really need to go, though, my husband's trying to talk to me and I can't listen to him and read all of you at the same time. :)
Mudhead: thats one
professorPoop: thathappenswhenmyspacebarbreaks
GypsyDoctor: I'm sorry...I wandered away
Bambi: is that kinda like the pfe (pay for email) pP?
llanwydd: "Forward Into the Past" was the quote I tried to put into my high school yearbook when I was a senior, but some cretin spelled it "Forward to the Post"
Elayne: Night, all!
professorPoop: good luck E
llanwydd: so that's what it says in my yearbook
cease: bu el
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Bye E...
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:01 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
llanwydd: nite elayne!
professorPoop: shhh bambi, do not start rumor again ugh
Bubba's Brain: Indiana Catherwood and the clock of Doom!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:01 PM"
Mudhead: yuck a buck
Bambi: night Elayne!
professorPoop: forward to the post, not bad llan
Mudhead: gnite sweet E
Merlyn: indiana time
Bambi: (was letting Root out .,.. he sat with me and then ate and wanted to go out again)
Dexter Fong: Night ELAYNE
llanwydd: I think it's stupid
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: If you start that rumour, it's going to cost you a Fleetwood Mac G5.
GypsyDoctor: I gotta go back to Usenet which is already in progress. Keep your collective thumbs on my script and cue the organist.
||||||||| GypsyDoctor leaves to catch the 9:02 PM train to Funfun Town.
llanwydd: as phil would say, "That's Stupid"!!!
professorPoop: plethora, urethea, diarreaha, quick to the kitchen
Dexter Fong: The Doctor is out
professorPoop: the doctor has left the building
Mudhead: keep your hands off the organist
Bubba's Brain: Urethea Franklin
professorPoop: that is a big organ, oh my
llanwydd: gypsies do that a lot
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Lord Kitchner's food is now available.
Dexter Fong: Hammond B3
Merlyn: been jammin' Franklin
Bubba's Brain: Roses on a piano... Tulips on an organ.
Mudhead: I thought it was Hammmond Rye
professorPoop: gypsies are famous for that
professorPoop: so you and jimmy-lee were gypsies bambi?
Dexter Fong: Mud We're an all Kosher family
professorPoop: hold the mao
Mudhead: so use a kosher ham
cease: Kosh had a family?
Dexter Fong: A family of Rabbits
Dexter Fong: or Rabbis
llanwydd: kosher ham would be all-beef
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: CoCher food.
Merlyn: Cher to Co-Cher, Cher to Co-Cher, take 'er down
llanwydd: they breed like rabbis
professorPoop: no, put down that pickle
Dexter Fong: But it's a half=sour pickle
Bubba's Brain: Cher and Cher alike.
professorPoop: sonny bono was a gop half sour pickle congressman
cease: she went to my highschool.
Dexter Fong: See Cher at the Kingdome and come
professorPoop: morse science high?
Bambi: bono and disney ... mickey mouse law
Dexter Fong: Cat: DId she sign your Yearbook
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: I know who did it...
cease: before i got there
professorPoop: if they did it, they must clean it up
Dexter Fong: Cat: Then how do you know that signature is valid?
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Praise the Hooove...
Merlyn: is this just one side of a stereo track?
Bubba's Brain: Sonny was a tree-hugger... at least on his final day.
Dexter Fong: Merl: Kinda...almost...nearly
professorPoop: you have a better ear than me M
cease: even more oddly, michael jackson went to the same highschool
ah,clem: shoud be both channels, Cat
Mudhead: wonder what went thru his head?
ah,clem: mixed to mono
Dexter Fong: pP: From time to time, one of the voices drops out...
Bubba's Brain: Other than that branch?
Dexter Fong: Cock Teaser
Mudhead: lol
professorPoop: thanks, my left ear is shot, and almost deaf in the right, too much rock and roll
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Does the government have software that is reading this chat to see whether or not we're true blooded meter reader postal workers?
Dexter Fong: Tween: We're not at liberty to discuss that
cease: oribably, general
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: If it wasn't for the voices in my head I'd have no one to talk to.
professorPoop: they have lots of experience with analysis of iP
Mudhead: im going to go grey for a few, I've gotta minor html emergency being forced upon me
Dexter Fong: Speaking of tusks..I'm going to Tuscany last week in August
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: And, speaking of the Firesign Theatre...
professorPoop: hotel management litigation?
Bubba's Brain: Who was speaking of them?
Bambi: good luck with the html Mudhead
Bambi: ck
Bambi: hurry back
cease: good for you, dex
professorPoop: who is tuscany? a parrot?
Dexter Fong: Tehn are Bubba'
Dexter Fong: Them
llanwydd: in Alabama the tuscaloosa. But that's irrelephant
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: The Enron Airmen.
professorPoop: and the girls like bad photographs, under-developed and over-exposed
Dexter Fong: Welcome to the big game between The Crimson Tide and The White Tusca Losers
Bubba's Brain: I had an ear-elephant. It heard a Who. (probably pete townsend)
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Now you see it, now you don't...
Dexter Fong: One day my wife left the building and there was Peter Townsend sitting on the stoop
professorPoop: hehe ah, clem struck his fancy hehe
Bubba's Brain: Or stooping on the sit.
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart: Been fun as always guys.. Throw a log on the Firesign for me...
cease: did he stoop to conquer?
||||||||| Gen. Tweenus Goatheart hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Gen. Tweenus Goatheart?! It's 9:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
professorPoop: attenshun, all hale gen
Merlyn: encore!
Dexter Fong: Cat: I just saw that play a few weeks ago
Bubba's Brain: Wow... any clue what he was doing on the stoop?
professorPoop: deja vu all over again
cease: there's an echo on cni. unless you're playing it twice
Dexter Fong: Bubba: They (Who) were doing a video on my block (St. Marks Plae)
llanwydd: drinking Vino Bros
professorPoop: a flashback, from the stoop
Dexter Fong: (Place)
Bubba's Brain: Who was making a video?
Bambi: shame we aren't recording tonight
ah,clem: I did play it twice
cease: no, who's on first
Dexter Fong sings "Hey you, get offa my stoop"
professorPoop: yes bubba
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Howard Hawks
professorPoop: ahh, I thought I was going insane, we are all in this together, everbody take off your...
Bubba's Brain: Then who was filming it?
Dexter Fong: Bubba; Antonioni
Merlyn: I have nasality
professorPoop: there is no more film, it is done with, I don;t know how they do it
Bambi: well, next week maybe we can get a recording going ... especially since we hope to be able to take calls next week :-)
llanwydd: howard hawks directed Red River, I believe
Dexter Fong: pP: It's all very electrical and dangerous
cease: great, bambi
professorPoop: ahhhh uhhhh ahhhhh uhhhh
professorPoop: just a little chrome switch I though
Bubba's Brain: A perfectly good straight line... wasted.
Dexter Fong: Ilan: He also directefd Red Ryder, and Red Rover...and I think the Red Shoes
Bubba's Brain: A perfectly good straight line, wasted.
Mudhead: too busy, must leave now, g'nite Dear Friends, see ya next week
Bambi :)
professorPoop: red buttons, redd foxx, otis redding, the red sox, redskins
llanwydd: Red Shoes was an English film
cease: but Skelton wouldn't take direction
||||||||| Around 9:21 PM, Mudhead walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Buba: Throw it again but try to catch the corner this time
Bubba's Brain: Whaz happening... nothing going through.
Bambi: night Mudhead
Bubba's Brain: Hmmm..
professorPoop: night mudhead
cease: mud
Bubba's Brain: Don't shout, can hear you....
llanwydd: I've directed Red Eye Gravy. Good stuff
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Do you see this input
Bambi: we see wgat you type Bubba
Dexter Fong: Ilan: Put some more gravy on that sumabitch
Bambi: what even
Bubba's Brain: I see you now.... had to refresh for some reason.
Dexter Fong: That's odd
professorPoop: and grits llan?
Dexter Fong: "Oh how refreshing, that can of uncle Sigmond's Peruvian Nose Powder
llanwydd: its better on biscuits than grits
Bambi: grits ain't groceries
professorPoop: communist
Dexter Fong: Communalist
professorPoop: on a diet, only had one grit for lunch
Bubba's Brain: Was it true?
Bambi: would that be a groat cluster?
Dexter Fong: Austin currently doing his Goon show bit
Bubba's Brain: One true grit.... walks away.
professorPoop: do cluster analysis on the groat and see
Bambi: folding
Dexter Fong: All in
professorPoop: ok, you fold and I'll iron
Bubba's Brain: Too rich for my blood. (too much iron)
Dexter Fong: I got seven outs on the river
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: edward m taurus is full of bull
professorPoop: beats me, only sixes on the rails
Dexter Fong thinks Klok's been a long time gone
Dexter Fong also wonders if he cut his hair today
Bubba's Brain: All I have is two pairs. This pair of aces, and this other pair of aces.
professorPoop: my old girlfriend had a taurus
Dexter Fong: Buba' Grats, you got 2 two-fifths of a flush
Bambi: if you all get a chance to tune in on Saturday 7-10pm on CNI Radio ... we will be live with the JimmyLee and Bambi Show.
professorPoop: flush again
||||||||| 9:29 PM: Charles Throat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Bambi: hi CT!
Bubba's Brain feels the blood go to his face.
ah,clem: hi ct
professorPoop: 7-11 is easier to remember
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Will it be the real *you* or just a facsimeile
professorPoop: hello throat
Charles Throat: Hi dear friends
Dexter Fong: Merl: I hear Noise in Charle's Throat
cease: high chuck
professorPoop: how is your brother deep and uncle sore?
Charles Throat: Knuckles
Bambi: will be the real me .. but on a different mic ... don't know what I'll sound like!
Bambi: lol
Charles Throat: Does it show already cease?
professorPoop: mike who?
Charles Throat: JOOOOEEEEYYYYY
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think you'll sound like an April breeze on the fourth of July
Bambi: Root sees a fly flying around and is going bonkers about it
Bambi: thanks Dex :-)
professorPoop: root is the name of your monitor lizard?
Dexter Fong: Root! cat, or die
Dexter Fong: Root! Monitor, or Lizard, die
cease: rooto water?
Bambi: It's the Root Cat :-)
Dexter Fong: Roto or Water
professorPoop: ahhh and root beer for the young bucks
Bambi: now he's laying on my hat!
Dexter Fong: Cat: I've heard this...Clem! If you can identify this, or date it would be much appreciated
Bambi: (and no I am not wearing it) ;-)
cease: yeah, bug drive my cats crazy too, bambi. good for them to get some exercise
cease: didnt clem say df 8?
Bubba's Brain: ... so we'll root, root, root for the home page....
Bambi: yes, and Root is great at catching bugs, flying or not!
ah,clem: ys, df 8
Dexter Fong: Sex with my hat, or laying my hat,,,it's all good
Charles Throat: I heard it just the other day but I get them confused
ah,clem: that is all I have abut this one
professorPoop: you are only 8 df, I thought you were older
Charles Throat: three wonderful golf courses there
Bambi: Root just can't sit still tonight LOL
Dexter Fong: pP: If I were 8, it'd be sex with my knickers
Bambi: one minute here, one minute there
Charles Throat: Sometimes Bergman is just transcendent
cease: indeed, throat
Bubba's Brain: Later folks.... gonna catch some zzzzzzzzzz.
Bambi: see ya Bubba
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves to catch the 9:36 PM train to Indiana.
llanwydd: singing off for tonight. Glad you are all well. Hope you will not die a horrible death like I will when I log off. Catherwood has a mean streak, it seems
||||||||| Catherwood singings off for tonight glad you are all hope you will not die a horrible death like i will when i log off has a mean streak it seems.
professorPoop: night bubba, back into the vat
cease: thanks again, bub
Bambi: see ya llanwydd
Merlyn: night, oops
professorPoop: get the plague and have a super week llan, what happened with the car?
cease: live well, llan
Charles Throat: Notice you never hear the duck and the harmonica at the same time....hmmmmmm
professorPoop: i have lost sleep wondering about that chuck
Bambi: lol
Bambi: The Labyrinth
professorPoop: laby who?
Klok-de-Humidified: whew
Bambi: rinth LOL
Charles Throat: rynth and rypyt
Bambi: rinth, spin, dry
professorPoop: ahhh, the newport news rinths?
professorPoop: she has my ring
Charles Throat: wash the tub out
Bambi: lol
professorPoop: that would do it
Bambi: tub enchanted evening
Charles Throat: lolly wolly doodle all the day... see ya another time, folks
||||||||| Charles Throat runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Charles Throat?! It's 9:42 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
professorPoop: cough cough throat
Bambi: see ya CT
Dexter Fong: Some have left: fairwelll...At least one is back: Hey Klok
professorPoop: mayor P'nisnose
cease: ah, klok
professorPoop: someday your prints will come bambi?
cease: chuck
professorPoop: click klok
Bambi: hey Klok
Bambi: fingerprints or toe tags lol
Bambi: sounds like a song
Klok-de-Humidified: ah, so. hello
professorPoop: I am not into foot sex, but hey, this is america, that is not illegal yet
cease: just back from japan, klok?
Dexter Fong: Ah! so......Hello too
professorPoop: ohio gusighmus
Klok-de-Humidified: no, i'm still (very still) in the same old place, Cat
Bambi: the little Island place :-)
professorPoop: 73 chevy van and no incidents? wow
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:47 PM and late as usual, it's W, just back from Hellmouth."
Dexter Fong: West Virginia's gorge is rising
Klok-de-Humidified: on the web? hell, Google Earth!
Bambi: is it Dex?
cease: i think it's blushing
Dexter Fong: H W
Klok-de-Humidified: sounds like they Gorged themselves
professorPoop: W or dubya?
Bambi: New River runs really fast too .. now it's rising?
cease: its the president! hi, potus
W: which ever
Bambi: must be having some major tides along the outerbanks
Bambi: hi W
W: read my lips
Dexter Fong: Why...you'va had botox injections W
W: sexes too moo
cease: i read only good books
professorPoop: mr potatohead, I have your lips here, ok, I am feeling them
W: Hello Bambi !
Bambi: hot dog!
Bambi: hey W
W: makes coffee
professorPoop: with relish
Bambi thinks W is short for a warped one
Dexter Fong: Strong and Black
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong thinks Bambi made a very astute guess
professorPoop: cuban for me, expresso
cease: great hash
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dave', just granted probation at 9:50 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi :)
Dexter Fong: Hi Dave"
Dave: hi all, looks like I missed Ken, oh well
cease: hi dave
Bambi: hi Dave
professorPoop: jaundice, not a shabby disease for llan
Dexter Fong: Dave: Kend^ was not here (far as I know)
professorPoop: hello dave
Bambi: especially tonight with the car problems
Dexter Fong: Bambi? Kend has car problems
W: waves wa wa
Bambi: no
Klok-de-Humidified: what car problems?
cease: sugared grass?
Dexter Fong: Whew! Good
Bambi: llan
Bambi: something about car issues
Dexter Fong: Did we drive Ilan out?
Dave: hmmm odd, hope everything's ok
Klok-de-Humidified: Ilan wants a car or did last week
Bambi: maybe I am remembering incorrectly
Klok-de-Humidified: he may be on the job again, Dave
Bambi: I don't think so
Dexter Fong: Bambi" It's you're memory, how can it be incorrect
Bambi: Cat nice pics on your blog
Bambi: you'd be surprised Dex LOL
Klok-de-Humidified: incorrect use of possessives, Dex. 25 yd penalty
Bambi: better than a 25 yr penalty ;-)
W: clol
professorPoop: possion is 9/10s of the law, 9/10s of 25 is 37 degrees/kilogram
Dexter Fong: Thnks Poop: He used to wortk for Enron you know
W: raises a gram and 7 muklucks
cease: thanks bambi
Dexter Fong: Ah..Winnie the Pooh
||||||||| whump sashays in at 9:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
professorPoop: wait, those are my muklucks, stop thief
Bambi: Ken has some cool pics on his blog too
Dexter Fong: Whelcme whump
cease: lots of experimentation with flowers. will be posting more of those
Bambi: hi whump
professorPoop: ding dong whump clang
Bambi: well, they look great Cat
Dexter Fong: Nice Spike Jones moment, Poop
W: trips over the petals
cease: i havent been to either your or ken'd blog in a while, bambi. ken stopped his now, right?
whump: Did I miss the natal anniversary chat?
Klok-de-Humidified is reduced to opening the Discovery Channel's 2004 American Map Toad Atlas...
cease: proctor's?
Bambi: finally Root has decided to lay down and sleep right beside me on the couch
professorPoop: natal? the admiral has not been here yet
Dexter Fong: whump: not really..we mjust don't focus too strongly here =)
Bambi: it was there a couple days ago
professorPoop: he is plotting bambi, they never really sleep
cease: this is bergman's birthday pooh tale
whump: bonk! self.clue == false
Bambi: LOL pP
Dexter Fong: umtiddles umpty too
professorPoop: I had not heard this before, super story
Dexter Fong: pP: Classic Winnie the Shit...er um Pooh
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Dat was a long pause
Dave: just hooked up my laserjet, looks like a great printer, not sure if it'll work with new braille device though
cease: this sounds like the origin of the knocker joke on nick danger
professorPoop: who dat dere?
W: so he huffed and puffed... and passed out
Dexter Fong: pP: It ain't dat dere...it's dis here
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
ah,clem: hi Dave!
Klok-de-Humidified: OK, they blue'd it in on the Google Maps hybrid. I was zoomed in too far. Got out and found Thurmond...
Klok-de-Humidified: sounds like Dave's new toys are finally beginning to roost ;-)
W: google maps is awesome
ah,clem: is a very nice park, (New River Gorge)
Klok-de-Humidified: google earth is supposed to be fun
professorPoop: a graduation present dave? or getting ready for college?
W: Algore must have invented it
Klok-de-Humidified: yeah, Clem, but Google don't have good aerial photos
cease: an algorythym?
Klok-de-Humidified: i was telling someone where the 4-way crosswalks were on South 6th Street in Klamath Falls a couple weeks back...
ah,clem: they do have nice pics on the site,
W: spam elgoog
Dexter Fong: The Al Gorhythym Liberation Squa
Dexter Fong: squad
ah,clem: look for a photo from the grandview overlook
professorPoop: do dah do dah
W: see googlesightseeing.com
Klok-de-Humidified: ah won't be as good as Linville ;-))
Dexter Fong: Klok: *I* have actually been to Klamath Falls
whump reads the fine manual.
ah,clem :)
Klok-de-Humidified: my sincere condolences, Dex
cease: the actual falls?
Klok-de-Humidified: how long was your sentence, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Not at all..was on the way to or from Crater Lake
W: why is texas so blurry?
Klok-de-Humidified: yeah, it's the last civ. going East and Crater Lake is equidistant from Bend
Dexter Fong: W: Because nobody believes in it anymor
W: must be all the hot air
whump: Humidity, at least when I was there two weeks ago.
Klok-de-Humidified: KF is more reasonable than Bend because you can go to Crater Lake or Mt. Shasta
W: be well all... my websense time is up
Dexter Fong: Klok: Or just head south-west towards Hollywood
professorPoop: xyz w
Dexter Fong: Night Warped One
cease: off you go, w
Klok-de-Humidified: also, KF is full of it. Steam heat, that is. just drill a hole and lower a pipe: free heat
professorPoop: nice, but they never come up in the mountains
Dexter Fong: Oooohhh! I sat on my pipe
Klok-de-Humidified: every once and a while, things get a little too hot, but only on a geologic time scale...
W: ty u2....
W: ah,clem, nice choice!
professorPoop: that is not your pipe, give me that back, oops
Klok-de-Humidified: by warped
Bambi: Thurmond is where the train station is ... trains still go though there and it's great to watch them and hear them along the river
whump: And you can treat pyroclastic flows as a zoning change.
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Next time you go to Thurmond, say Hi! to strom from me
Klok-de-Humidified: yeah, whump, the kind you can't take to court...
Bambi: you leaving W?
Bambi: night Dave
cease: dave
professorPoop: the yaws?
Bambi: will do Dex :-)
Klok-de-Humidified: or the pitches
Dexter Fong: Night Dave
cease: like anything!
professorPoop: better than watching tv lol
Dexter Fong: or both Clem
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:12 PM and Dave bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: this would have been 71, ah clem
Klok-de-Humidified: fine show, Clem
Dexter Fong: Clothes close 2 mode Clem
Bambi: wb Dave
professorPoop: thank you ah, clem, glad you had a super trip, but we missed you
Dave: HA! YOU THOUGHTI'D LEFT? NEVER!
Klok-de-Humidified: no pop-ups!
cease: or maybe 70?
professorPoop: rebooting with the new printer dave?
Klok-de-Humidified: don't shout, i can hear you dave
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and good to have you back where you belong
professorPoop: toad away, toad away
Bambi: great show Clem!
Bambi: LOL Dave
professorPoop: super choice yes
Dexter Fong: Brooklyn Navy Yard
Dave: no I had to clean up the packaging from the printer and other things
ah,clem: thanks forlistening, everyone!
professorPoop: ahh ok dave
Dexter Fong: forlistening = listening before it's there
Dave: nice laserjet, 50 bucks after rebates, black and white but that's fine, 17 ppm
professorPoop: no, thank you ah, clem
Klok-de-Humidified: great show, clem and better transition than from Dendron!
ah,clem: yup
Dave: clem sorry I missed the show
cease: indeed, klok
professorPoop: I cannot read that fast dave
Klok-de-Humidified: Dex - it's like forshadowing, except for Books on Tape...
ah,clem: more at 10 pm eastern Satuday, Dave
Bambi: well, next week .. Clem will be taking calls :-)
cease: hey dave, i just finished a book edited by a guy who wrote a bio of phil ochs
Dexter Fong: Foreshadowing = Walking with your back to the sun
Klok-de-Humidified: Bambi - that's better than dishing them out...
Dave: use a screen reader, you'll read faster than you thought possible, ah if you guys could hear this thing, Ken says it sounds like a chipmunk
professorPoop: hehe similar to foreplay hehe
Klok-de-Humidified: Dex - I thought that was only for quartets
Bambi: and JimmyLee and Bambi from 7-10 before more 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre"
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Will Clem be talking "Sports in our Shorts"
Klok-de-Humidified: Poop - actually, I like Fourplay. At least, some of their stuff
Dave: rell cat? yeah there was one written about him but can't get it in braille or on tape,
Bambi: hi Ken!!
professorPoop: more than 2 and I get confused
cease: too bad
Dave: and I cannot tipe toknite for sum reeson
Dexter Fong: 2 what? I'm confused
Klok-de-Humidified: he's talking about tea, Dex
Dexter Fong: Dave: It's the drugs..or lack of drugs
professorPoop: 2 be or not 2 bees, that is the swarm
Merlyn: I'm back
Dexter Fong: pP: Gives me the hives
Klok-de-Humidified: who is Bambi talking to?
cease: i can rarely type
Dave: that's it dex, yes, let me see here, I've got a needle, some white stuff, pills, hmmm what to choose to fuck up my mind with
professorPoop: potato with butter and hives mmmmm
Klok-de-Humidified: Dave - ball peen hammer works as well and is much cheaper
Dexter Fong: Dave: It's important that you take notes during this experiment
professorPoop: sounds like joe friday
cease: how do you know it's white? does it have a braile label?
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| W - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
professorPoop: yes, I am a ball peen hammer kind of guy myself
Bambi: that sounds like Bambi?
Dexter Fong: Cat: White is less gritty
Dave: actually some of the coolest poetry of Ginsberg's I've read was when he was on ether, weird but really cool especially read aloud
Dexter Fong: My "T" Zone
Dave: yeah, brailled cocaine, lol! I should write a skit about a blind drug dealer
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:21 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Bambi: howdy Bunny
cease: hi bunny
Dexter Fong: Rabbitt Son
Dave: hey bun
professorPoop: hello bunny hop hop
cease: only the nose knows
Bunnyboy: Eh, Turd Blossom?
Bunnyboy: "How does Chief Justice Rove sound?"
Dexter Fong: Turd Blossom an the Roving Karls
professorPoop: joe friday is awesome
Dexter Fong: Bet it's a Chesterfield
Bunnyboy: He carries a badge.
Bambi: yeah, love Dragnet!
Dexter Fong: Big deal, Bunny: I know a gut who carried a badger
Dexter Fong: guy
Dave: and we all know that those who carry badges are the good people, come on everyone, signify by spitting
cease: yeah doonesberry's brilliant
Dexter Fong: Another guy, he toted a stoat
Dave: I do like dragnet
Bunnyboy: We don't need no steenking BADGERS!
Dexter Fong: Another guy drove an Aston Martin
professorPoop: badges, we don't need no steeking badges
cease: to drink?
Dave: ah UHF is a good film
professorPoop: ok ok bunny boy, you won that time, but watch out
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's close enough =))
Klok-de-Humidified: i don't believe in flying saucers
cease: and they dont believe in you, klok
Dave: flying coffee cups are the new thing anyway klok it's ok
professorPoop: wait until you have been probed klok
Klok-de-Humidified: ok, i believe they exist, but i am not part of an organized saucer church
Dexter Fong: In school, I knew a hall monitor that had a lizard
Bunnyboy: "Throw the stupid cup!"
Bambi: I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do. (quote from the Wizard of OZ)
professorPoop: morse science high?
Bunnyboy: "Ow! My back...my back..."
Dave: that was such a bad pun dex it doesn't deserve anything
cease: but then you live near cia headquarters, bambi. you have no choice
professorPoop: that is not pc bambi
Klok-de-Humidified: that's where you learn to obey the Morse Code, Poop
Dexter Fong whispers, "And Lord Stanley throws the 'Stupid Cup'"
Bunnyboy: Speaking of "Doc", his brother Danny died this week.
Dave: the spooks of the PC are everywhere!
Bambi: I don't believe in PC
Bambi: lol
cease: oh no!
Dave: oh my god
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Doc being Neil Simon =))
Klok-de-Humidified: Deus ex Machina
cease: i spoke to him a few days ago. this must have just happened
whump: Our Hall Monitor was DRM'ed so we couldn't see anything on it without paying Sony for a license.
Dexter Fong: Bunny is an alarmist
Bambi: oh, no ... so sorry to hear about Doc's brother
professorPoop: blasphemy, I prostate myself before my PC often
Bunnyboy: There's a new 3 disc edition of WIZARD OF OZ due, in a couple of months. Loads of goodies, and an all-new "Ultra Resolution" transfer.
Bambi: lol whump
Dexter Fong: C'mon Bunny..let people off the hook
professorPoop: poor doc
Bambi: wow, cool Bunny
Bunnyboy: If the transfer process is the same one they used for the latest edition of GONE WITH THE WIND, it should be spectacular.
Klok-de-Humidified: well, the color in Gone With the Wind has always been a problem
Dave: well they were made in the same year, so they could use the same process right? technology would be the same
Bunnyboy: Oh! Oh! SORRY! NOT DOCTECH!!!
Klok-de-Humidified: didn't they paint whole portions of it, like the burning of Atlanta?
professorPoop: I saw a special about the movie, they had like 4-5 super directors on that, each added their own improvements
whump: You think that's bad. I got my visual cortex from FOX. Paris Hilton keeps showing up to advertise her show and they've disabled ad blocking.
Bunnyboy: Neil SImon's brother, Danny. Age 85, I think.
Dexter Fong notes that Bunny finally reads the screen =)
cease: not our doc
Bambi: whew...glad to hear it wasn't DocTech
professorPoop: ahhh ok, thanks bunny
Bunnyboy: Now I'm the Dick who Cried "Doc!". Oh, the shame of it... : (
Klok-de-Humidified: you mean that GWTW had 4-5 successive directors, as the producer(s) fired them or they burned out?
cease: we are relieved, bunny
Dexter Fong: Dick...Doc....Dick...Doc... "How Time Flys"
Klok-de-Humidified: it's up there with Citizen Kane for production excessiveness and well on the way towards Cleopatra
cease: doc was at his brother's house when i last talked to him
Dave: is Ken on here under a different name?
professorPoop: oz, they had contract issues, a sequence of directors worked on it
whump: Talk about your Sherman's march. I'd burn Atlanta if I were pink slipped by the producer.
Dave: I have yet to see citizen cane, then again I'd miss a lot because I've heard that the camera work was amazing for its time
Bunnyboy: Klok: Rent the latest 4 disc edition of GWTW. You can actually make out SKIN TONES. Veins, blemishes and everything.
professorPoop: I have not seen anybody who talks like ken
Dave: wow bun that's amazing for the time and all
Dexter Fong: Klok: Don't think that GWTW had that many directors..but do know that Director of "Rainboe" director was pulled off that flic and put on GWTW for slugging Judy Garland
Klok-de-Humidified: Dave - watch RKO 281 or whatever it was. Great backstory on Kane
whump: Kane rocks.
cease: you thought citizen kane was overproduced?
Dave: ah just spelt kane, now I know how to spell it
Dexter Fong: Klok: JUs how would Dave "WATCH" RKO 281
Dave: what was that? rko what? never heard of it
Bunnyboy: GWTW had at least 3 directors. And over a half dozen writers. Similiar situation on both fronts with OZ.
Klok-de-Humidified: whump -- dunno. the more i watch it, the more i think it was just showoff. Certainly RKO... showed some feet of clay
professorPoop: buddy ibsen was the original tin man, they almost killed him with the paint, he was replaced
cease: its funny, firesign riffed on citizen kane and wizard of oz on boom dot bust and it didnt save the album
whump: Documentary about making of Kane. I haven't watched it.
professorPoop: a cool special on making of OZ
Klok-de-Humidified: Dave - it was a made-for-Showtime or -for-HBO movie. Very good. About Welles and the making of Citizen Kane
Dexter Fong: pP: Buddy Bolden was the greatest New Orleans trumpet player
Klok-de-Humidified: whump - no, it's fictional
Bunnyboy: And they burned Margaret Hamilton. And badgered her back to work.
Dave: hmmm will have to track it down
Klok-de-Humidified: cat - most alive today don't even know what Citizen Kane is, nor care
Dave: yep dex, but we haven't a clue what he sounded like
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I heard she weaseled outta that deal
professorPoop: not al hurt or louis armstrong or.....
whump checks IMDB, eep. I don't know where I got that datum.
professorPoop: yes bunny
Dave: I honestly am one who does not, but would like to know, only because Wells is one of my fave radio actors
Klok-de-Humidified: they have no idea who William Randolph Hearst is, either. they barely know who frigging Murdoch is. newspapers don't exist for most of the current population, to a first approximation
Klok-de-Humidified: yeah, he did good radio, dave
cease: i just saw hearst in flick the cat's meow
Bunnyboy: The new OZ set will also include a 1990 doc (*NOT* DocTech!), a 2001 TCM doc, a doc on L. Frank Baum, and 5 pre-1939 OZ films, including the one with "Babe" Hardy as the Tin Man.
cease: he tries to kill chaplink kills someone else instead. apparently true story, according to orson welles
Dexter Fong: Time to play drive around the block(s)
Dexter Fong: Night to all who leave..wb to me from those who remain
cease: drive safely, dex
professorPoop: good luck dexter, hail rita hail rita hail rita
Dexter Fong: Thanks Cat..btw..visited your blog lately
Bambi: night Dex
Dave: yes he did great stuff on radio, have most if not all of it, earthstation1 had a dvd of his stuff if anyone's interested, lots of great shows
Klok-de-Humidified: It would be wasted, Dave, but Altman got so annoyed at everyone harping about Welles tracking shots (in The Magnificent Ambersons)...
Dexter Fong: Thanks pP: Rita's neata then Cheetah
Klok-de-Humidified: ...that he made an 11 minute tracking shot opening to his movie The Player
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Pimp Potent', just granted probation at 10:39 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Pimp Potent: THE STORM OF FRANKLINSTEIN! THE OFFICIAL NOAA's WORK FORECAST TRACK BRINGS TROPICAL STORM-(Ben Franklin)-FORCE WINDS NEAR OR OVER THE EXTREME SOUTHEASTERN TIP OF NEWFOUNDLAND IN 36-48 HR.
Pimp Potent: REQUEST FOR 3 HOURLY SHIP REPORTS WITHIN 300 MILES OF 38.9N 66.0W
Pimp Potent:
Pimp Potent: If you want to know why, view the cumulative wind distribution of this storm at... http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at1+shtml/024540.shtml?swath
Pimp Potent:
Pimp Potent: Is that kinky or what!!? *¿* ?!! :)
Dave: lol that's funny I'd do the same thing if I were him
||||||||| Around 10:39 PM, Pimp Potent walks off into the sunset...
Klok-de-Humidified: and then to beat one inside joke after another into the ground, staged a crucial crime in the movie around a showing of The Bicycle Thief
professorPoop: auchdeliebah
Bunnyboy gushes
Bunnyboy: Don't forget the fabulous tracking shot at the beginning of TOUCH OF EVIL.
professorPoop: nice of pimp to stop by
Klok-de-Humidified: the original, or the reassembled one, Bunny?
Bunnyboy: I had a theatre dream last night. I haven't done a play in 8 years, but I was REMing the boards last nite.
professorPoop: there's no business like show business...
whump: Speaking of continuous takes, the Castro's showing "Rope" this weekend.
Bunnyboy: Klok: Both editions have the same shot, I believe. With credits over the top.
cease: was it a good dream?
Klok-de-Humidified: last night you had the strangest dream?
Klok-de-Humidified: over the top is a good description of A Touch of Evil...
cease: the opening shot was the best part of the flick. it was all downhill from there
professorPoop: what did you eat before you slept? or ingest? inject? snort? sniff? inhale? insert?
Bunnyboy: Yeah, I knew the setups, but had to improvise my lines. And I was late for my first entrance.
Bunnyboy: It must have been the taco. Or the enchilada.
Bunnyboy: My bet's on the ground beef.
professorPoop: ahhhh
Klok-de-Humidified: well, gee, Bunny, revel in it. Most of us just get the low-budget dream about not having studied for the exam...
whump: When he awoke, there was a script clutched in his hands that wasn't there before.
cease: sounds like one of marc maron's dreams
professorPoop: I had a dream I ate a giant marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone
Bunnyboy: "Those aren't pillows!"
Dave: lol pp
Bunnyboy plays Organ Sting!
cease: my servants were in those pillows
Bunnyboy: "I didn't have a Baby Ruth in my desk!"
professorPoop: my nephew dropped the phone and ran to tell my sister when I told him that
Bunnyboy Stings Again!
cease: help! it's the police!
professorPoop: marc macaroni
Bunnyboy: (sings) Police Men! We're Police Men! It's Police Men we'll become (we're Number One)...
cease: elayne wanted ah clem to play that tonight for proctro's birthday
professorPoop: I don't know much about tracking shots, I took a shot a running track
whump: This week on Police State: Know your Brazilian.
Bunnyboy: Is it Proc's bidet today?
cease: yep
cease: chekc out elayne's blog, bun
professorPoop: I'm going to get even with every stinking cop in the city. I will turn in my badge.
Bunnyboy: Well, I hope it made a big splash. Happy happy, Phil!
whump: Which brings us full circle.
cease: 65. does that mean he's eligilbe for pension or something now?
Bunnyboy: Yeah, I'm gonna burn my uniform!
professorPoop: will the circle be unbroken
cease: i thought folk music was dead
professorPoop: don't trust anybody over 80
cease: does proc get social security now?
professorPoop: it is an album title I think, of rock music
Bunnyboy: Or stone music. Kidney, dat is. Nyok, nyok!
whump: I get Penn-Elane's blog through the http://feministblogs.org/ aggregator, and saw the post about Mr. Proctor's birthday.
professorPoop: I guess we can say don't trust anybody under 30 now
cease: good for you, whump
professorPoop: passing time again bunny?
cease: my wife and i were lucky enough to celebrate an earlier birthday with proc and his wife in 97.
Bunnyboy: It's the Mexican Age Trap. The further you go, the less you know.
Merlyn: see you next week, folks
Merlyn: bye now
Bunnyboy: nite Merl!
cease: they had just performed in ossman's two plays and the sponsor of the plays had a bar where ossman had a dj gig after the plays
cease: by merl
||||||||| At 10:54 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
professorPoop: Night M, and thanks again
Bunnyboy: TIREBITER FOLLIES. Yes, yes. Shame I didn't make it to AUDIOLA...
cease: one of them was new mexican overdrive and the other was radio days
cease: did you get over to whidbey to see them, bunny?
cease: i think lodestone has it for sale. i know dave's company did
Klok-de-Humidified: poop - "Circle" is one of the semial bluegrass/country celebrations. There's Circle and Circle II, both good
Bunnyboy: When DEADWOOD season 2 comes out on video, y'all will have a chance to see an excruciating dramatization of passing a kidney stone, in the late 19th century. Not for the faint of heart or stomach.
whump: wince
Dave: yes cirlcle and circle ii are great records, I like a lot of different types of music, have lots of folk and country
professorPoop: it rattled around and fell out of my brain when somebody said circle, I was drinking heavily and smoking a lot of pot in those days. I do not try to remember details as that is usually fruitless
Bunnyboy: cease: Yes, TIREBITER FOLLIES. That's where Proctor made the announcement that GMIOGMD was in process. First FST album in 14+ years.
Bambi: well, I am falling asleep at the keyboard
Bambi: so have a great night!
professorPoop: poor root, do not move bambi
Klok-de-Humidified: you can be fined for doing that in the Temple, Bambi! Go to bed!
whump: night all, thanks for letting me gate crash, and happy birthday to Phil!
||||||||| whump says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, whump exits at 10:59 PM.
Klok-de-Humidified: nite to you and Clem both
Klok-de-Humidified: nite whump
Bunnyboy: I know how that feels. I mostly gave up theatre about 14 years ago, with a one-production jumpback in 1997.
professorPoop: thanks, glad you had a safe and fun trip, night B and JL and R
Bunnyboy: nite Bambi!
cease: nite bambi
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: same to you whump
Klok-de-Humidified: get that server aligned right!
Bambi waves good night!
Dave: hey we changed back to EST, cool
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:01 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
professorPoop: no dave, indiana
Klok-de-Humidified: yeah, EST, but it's EDT here
cease: est? are they still doing that out in big sur?
Dave: oh you're right, I'm not thinking
Klok-de-Humidified: 11:51 PM by my cron
Klok-de-Humidified: they are still doing everything in Big Sur...
Klok-de-Humidified: ok, folks, I'm outta here, too
Klok-de-Humidified: see you on the far side
professorPoop: it is the zones
cease: off you klok
professorPoop: night click klok
Bunnyboy: By the clicking of my cron, something cricket this way, mon...
professorPoop: clippity klok
Klok-de-Humidified: have a crackin' good time everyone. guess Dex is off playing with his car
Bunnyboy: nite Klok!
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:04 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Klok-de-Humidified by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
professorPoop: I will toddle shortly, wanted to give a finger to fong, maybe 2
cease: its getting dark here and i must water flowers while i can still see them
Bunnyboy: nite cease!
professorPoop: oki cat, bonne watering and have a super week
Dave: oh bullshit cat, sight is boring everyone knows that
cease: by all
||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 11:05 PM.
Dave: think I'll check out too then, not feeling so well
Bunnyboy: Yeah, I better tend to my barking dogs. Waves all around!
professorPoop: yes, teach him how to water in the dark dave
Dave: bye all
Bunnyboy: Dave: Sorry to hear that.
professorPoop: ahh the bus arrived
||||||||| Dave departs at 11:06 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
professorPoop: feel better soon dave
Bunnyboy: Nite, Dex, you olde "frent".
professorPoop: night bunny
Bunnyboy: byeya PP
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 11:07 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
professorPoop: he got lost in the big city, poor fong
professorPoop: this land is made of mountains
professorPoop: this land is made of mud
professorPoop: this land has lots of everything
professorPoop: for me and Elmer Fudd
professorPoop: this land has lots of trowsers
professorPoop: this land has lots of bowsers
professorPoop: and pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down
professorPoop: the sound of one poop chatting
professorPoop: the sound of one chat pooping
professorPoop: the pound of one soup cheating
ah,clem: good night, PP
professorPoop: oops lol
professorPoop: night ah, clem, and thanks again lol
ah,clem: and dex
professorPoop: night fong, you took too long toodles
||||||||| At 11:12 PM, professorPoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| At 11:12 PM, ah,clem runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: And sleep well dear firends............zzzzzzzzznnnnnnnxxxxxxxx
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
boney
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Charles Throat
Dave
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
Gen. Tweenus Goatheart
GypsyDoctor
Klok-de-Humidified
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Pimp Potent
professorPoop
Tweeny
W
whump
URL References:
http://feministblogs.org/
http://www.cniradio.com
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/list.php
http://www.jim-fran.com
http://www.legrady.hu/sc.html
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at1+shtml/024540.shtml?swath



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