A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 04, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:24 AM and Firebroiled sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: http://austin.weblogger.com/discuss/msgReader$2994?mode=topic&y=2005&m=8&d=4
Firebroiled: Check this out from Mystery Island!
||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 8:25 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads sex into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 3:30 PM, then departs.
||||||||| It's 3:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sex - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:03 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from East China."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre, Shoes for Industry, at 9 eastern'
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 8:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: hello, I'm trying to fix the clock, at least as far as the hour goes...
Merlyn: So I won't be looking in as much
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:13 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
||||||||| "8:14 PM? 8:14 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Dr. Headphones: sex died of the measles? i thought i was immune from childhood....
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Tuning my radio, Dear Friends
Dr. Headphones: dex, you're suisse tonight? give us a nice yodel :)
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Test
Dr. Headphones: testes is the plural of that, FYI
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Test
||||||||| At 8:16 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:16 PM, dragging Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dr. Headphones: testesing one, two, three
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hello there
Dr. Headphones: hello here also
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken..Schwitz as in Sweat
Dr. Headphones: ah, nein spreicken deutche
||||||||| Bambi steals in around 8:17 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: Much relieved...that was Yiddish
Bambi: hello!
Dr. Headphones: my deer bambi ;)
Merlyn: you've gone Switzer?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi Bambi =)
Dr. Headphones: i know even less yiddish. schmaltz to you
Merlyn: It's next week there
Bambi: hey Ken and Dex!
Dr. Headphones: merl: you are across the international week line?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Schmaltz to me...Tzimmis to you
Bambi: dex is in schwitzerland ... did you get a Mac? or Linux computer? ;-)
Bambi: hey Clem!
Bambi: hey Merlyn!
Dr. Headphones: tzimmis is unknown to me, but i might need some. is it good with garlic and red wine sauce?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:19 PM and late as usual, it's Dave, just back from Billville."
Dr. Headphones: hi dave
Bambi: hey Dave!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: Nein...Eine coockoo klokwrk
Dave: evening all, will be on for a bit but then have dinner
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Dave...Get my Email and did the text file survive?
||||||||| "8:20 PM? 8:20 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd or someone like him should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd or someone like him enters and sits on the divan.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi Clem
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Ilan
Dr. Headphones: i skipped dinner tonight, slightly nauseous today for some reason. i promise i won't aim it toward you guise if i do
||||||||| cease enters at 8:20 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bambi: hi llanwydd (or someone like him LOL)
cease: hi kend. hi all
Dr. Headphones: howdy, llany
Bambi: hey Cat
Dr. Headphones: meow, cat
llanwydd or someone like him: WHAZ REAL!!!
Bambi: which reel?
cease: no doc tonight?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi Cat
Dr. Headphones: i'm the only doctor in the house now, but more may arrive later
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog-daze', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:22 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Kend is a Doctor of philology
llanwydd or someone like him: hey klok!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Klok: Hot enough for you?
cease: where are you tonight, bambi and clem?
klokwkdog-daze is fine with a surplus of doctors but not lawyers
ah,clem: hello everyone!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Clem was just in my ear
Dr. Headphones: hey klok
klokwkdog-daze: they are still vacating, aren't they?
cease: this sounds like the april fool show
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: That's me!!!!!!!!
klokwkdog-daze: hello everyone and everything
Bambi: Dexter! I hear Dexter Fong lol
Dr. Headphones: philoolgy? do i need to take a trip to dictionary.com?
cease: still looking for truck work, kend?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Kend: Sorry, meant Phoology
klokwkdog-daze: Bambi hears Fong people!
cease: who did you have your arm up? that reminds me of the line bergman got fired for
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I see dead comedians
Bambi: hey Klok :-)
cease: "get your hands up a toyota and you'll never let go"
llanwydd or someone like him: if it's anything like philately, let's skip the subject
Dr. Headphones: ok, i looked it up, i'd say it's at least partly right
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Are you saying I'm partly wrong, Doctor?
Dr. Headphones: dex, you've been married long enough to know you are never 100% correct ;)
llanwydd or someone like him: so which part of him is right?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: I'm content to strive for "Present"
Bambi: btw: new feature for CNI Radio just started ... replays! http://www.cniradio.com
llanwydd or someone like him: I can't say his left hand is right.
Dr. Headphones: llan: the opposite from the left part?
Bambi: we have last Saturday's JimmyLee and Bambi Show up and the Sunday Funnies from 30th and 31st
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Are you suggesting im not Dexter but Sinister
Dr. Headphones: ah, a latino among us
llanwydd or someone like him: the left part shall be known as the party of the left part
llanwydd or someone like him: good one dex
cease: ambidextrous?
Dr. Headphones: party? where?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Don't point your finger at me Daddio, I cut it off
Dr. Headphones: amphidex can breathe in both water and air
cease: here's a red hand
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: It's a butte, Cat
Dr. Headphones: you amputated an indian!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: He was gonna die anyway....sometime
Dave: I can read with both hands
llanwydd or someone like him: no it's a mound
cease: here's a nickel
klokwkdog-daze: so can Amphicars...
cease: hi dave. you get the neal review i sent you?
llanwydd or someone like him: that's not much
Bambi: amputated an indian?!
cease: i had to split the dime with the sound effects man
Dr. Headphones: heard feature on NPR recently about amphicars. a guy had one close to me when i was a kid, always drove it in parades
Bambi: ;p;
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: Yep..he used to be big Beaver
Dr. Headphones: klok: feature today on ATC about Pu-238, meant to send you link, still can if you want
Dr. Headphones: bambi: cease: here's a red hand
llanwydd or someone like him: were the parades underwater?
klokwkdog-daze: no thanks, Ken, I know too much already
Dr. Headphones: nope, but those little props on the rear were neat to a kid's mind
cease: Beaver-whiz beer. It's Canadian!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pu-238 - Highly manouverable WW2 fighter/Bomber
llanwydd or someone like him: I know kend. I wanted one of them when I was a kid
llanwydd or someone like him: I wanted a Batmobile too. I think I almost got one once
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I just wanted Victory in Europe and then Japan
Dr. Headphones: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4782157
Bambi: my blog made it to the bigtime LOL ... one of my entries on the Michael Lynn/Cisco/ISS fiasco made it to ComputerWorld's IT BlogWatch - http://jim-fran.com/BambisMusings/?p=240
klokwkdog-daze: congrats, Bambi!
Merlyn: hey, great! hope you don't pay by bandwidth...
Dr. Headphones: first was amphicar, this is Pu-238: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4782157
llanwydd or someone like him: that's a noble ambition for a child, dex
cease: japan and europe won the war...for good food
Bambi: thanks Klok and Merlin ... heard that Merlin!
klokwkdog-daze: no, it snot, Ken
Bambi: well, my hosting company provides alot of bandwidth per month so should be OK ... I hope ;-)
Dr. Headphones: uh oh, forgot to copy before i pasted. here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4780813
llanwydd or someone like him: not that I approve of the way the war was won in Japan, but it was won fairly against the Nazis
klokwkdog-daze: it's like being Slashdotted!
Merlyn: Are people ready for new code to allow me to tweak the hours for Cath*rwood?
Dr. Headphones: code? i'll call the DHS on you!
Merlyn: Hoepfully, it will adjust all the normal displayed hours to be correct
Merlyn: but I just did it
Bambi: oh, boy.... should be interesting then Klok ... my site may disappear for abit
cease: is our readiness necessary?
Merlyn: Right now, he says the time is 8:37 PM
Merlyn: not really, cat, true.
llanwydd or someone like him: I don't think I can use the code, merl
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cock Teaser
Merlyn: Now it should be the same: time is 8:38 PM
Dr. Headphones: what time is it, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 8:38 PM, on the dot!"
cease: those roosters are still pissed
llanwydd or someone like him: not in my time zone
Merlyn: Now it should be an hour later: 9:38 PM
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I have (:36 here in NYC
Bambi: ha! great job on the time Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:38 PM"
Bambi: eeek!
Bambi: lost an hour already LOL
llanwydd or someone like him: In Baltimore it's 6:42. Time for the 11 O'Clock Report!
klokwkdog-daze: what worries me is that the last batch of P-238 was used to power a station monitoring Chinese bomb tests from Nepal; got carried away by an avalanche somewhere at the headwaters of the Ganges...
Dr. Headphones: catherwood is glad to be back home again in indiana
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dr. Headphones and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Merlyn: But adjusting the minutes is harder, since the hourly time annoucement is only run once an hour...
Merlyn: Dex, I hope you don't mean literally the time was "(:36"
Dr. Headphones: klok: all those ritual bathers will start to die real quickly, then. lethal stuff, even in microscopic doses (nanoscopic?)
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Merl: No just unhappy about the inevitable passage of time
Merlyn: but the hotter a radioactive source is, the sooner it burns out
Dave: he's about 12 minutes behind on my clock
Dr. Headphones: catherwood is behind? i KNEW he was an asshole!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dr. Headphones and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
llanwydd or someone like him: you think they could see the mushroom cloud from the ghats?
Merlyn: Yeah, I can't easily fix the minutes
klokwkdog-daze: Merlyn -- the big question is how fast the casing corrodes away versus the half-life of the Pu-238
klokwkdog-daze: and it's mainly an Alpha emitter, so the major danger is inhalation
cease: maybe i'm in and out of here too much to hear answers. so once again, you looking for truck work, kend? you get the neil review, dave?
klokwkdog-daze: of course, once it flakes off in the water, that's a given
llanwydd or someone like him: that would fulfil many a sadhus desire. To die in the Ganges
cease: speaking of alphas, i just watched badass, a sort of documentary abou the making of sweet sweetback from peeble's son
||||||||| "9:42 PM? 9:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "professorPoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as professorPoop enters and sits on the couch.
Merlyn: Clem is in East China, Michigan?
Dr. Headphones: cat: half-heartedly
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: afk for refill
Dr. Headphones: hi pP
professorPoop: Good evening all
cease: how trite, llan
professorPoop: how is everybody?
cease: its pooperino
cease: poop corn?
Merlyn: pooped
professorPoop: pooperouto
llanwydd or someone like him: I see Poop's on
Dave: I thought you were our principal
professorPoop: antelope freeway, here we come
professorPoop: that should be principle
llanwydd or someone like him: I wonder if that's what Grey Poupon was...nah
klokwkdog-daze: we stand up for a principle, but not for a professor
Dr. Headphones: principal or principle? sounds like 7th grade english class to me
professorPoop: I am professing a principle
Bambi: hi ProfP
llanwydd or someone like him: there are no classes in our high school
klokwkdog-daze: automagic editing is the death of journalism. I ran across "Idol speculation..." today
Dave: knew I spelled it wrong, not really thinking clearly right now, don't want to go in to detail
professorPoop: hi bambi
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Poop
klokwkdog-daze: ...and it wasn't about eBay!
professorPoop: fing fong, fang?
Dr. Headphones: dave: spelling is no problem here unless it affects the meaning
professorPoop: effects the meaning
Merlyn: FX the meaning
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: FX the meating
Bambi: lol
professorPoop: wow, what a groove
Merlyn: eff eggs them eating
llanwydd or someone like him: poor sperring is an index to mintal deranggment
Dave: having fun? *smiles weakly*
cease: i always liked that a lolt more than "groovy"
klokwkdog-daze: dyslexics have more fnu
Merlyn: there's a bad-spelling echo in here
professorPoop: your smile needs more exercise I think dave, it is weak
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: erhe erhe
Bambi: better than futo
klokwkdog-daze suspects Merlyn is twisting our posts in the chat software, that's what it iz
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: The Steroid smile for a life of success
Merlyn: Go into the Chapel and say that, KWD!
professorPoop: how's the old wahzoo?
Dave: I could use the humor you guys are providing, thanks
cease: chapelle? what happend to him?
klokwkdog-daze: my grocery store was flooded with hot women tonight. long checkout lines and full of babes. i kept changing registers
Bambi: what's wrong with the new wahzoo? ;-)
llanwydd or someone like him: I hear they're not going to let martha out of her house until next month
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Don't do it Klok..he'll try to convoityou
Dr. Headphones: went to south africa, didn't he? never heard any more than that
llanwydd or someone like him: she really got a bad deal
cease: i hope he isnt gonna get all Serious on us now
Merlyn: Be Sure To Visit Our Flooded Babes Sale! Blondes half off!
professorPoop: charlie chapelle? he was chased to europe I think
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: What? First tenor, then baritone, then Basso?
llanwydd or someone like him: Of course I wouldn't mind being stuck in a house like that
cease: i think it was salon, mentioned he was giving up the show, even after having 8 episodes for the new season in the can
cease: "from Canada to Kashmir"
klokwkdog-daze: produndo, Dex, produndo
professorPoop: his yellowcake skit is priceless
Bambi: that takes some brasso
Merlyn: you can get stucco in a house like that, llan
cease: when we were in the subway, i asked you about chappelle, dex and you told me about this
Dr. Headphones: i like chocolate cake better, german if possible
professorPoop: boom boom
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: I counter your tenor and give you the old alto passo
Merlyn: stucco on the portico with rococo
Dave: dinner bellows, will be on later, bye for now
professorPoop: I am not a good german, i have tired but i am not
||||||||| "9:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: I did indeed
llanwydd or someone like him: don't like german chocolate cake. Coconut and chocolate don't go together
Merlyn: bye dave
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, dinner bellows. mom cooked old blacksmith shop for a meal
professorPoop: use your entrenching tool dave
cease: you knew something no one else did?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: night dave
cease: later, dave
klokwkdog-daze: plus, on the way & back, univ. radio station was running live performance by Jim, Jennie, and the Pinetops -- no need to endure Newport Folk to see 'em
Dr. Headphones: i'll do one of dex's tricks here: AFK for refill (lime coke)
professorPoop: ask the mailman
llanwydd or someone like him: what is old blacksmith shop? Tell us when you get back
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: It was all over the Dailies here in NY and also on all those stupid "Entertainment" programs
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: That's no trick, that's real
Bambi: who am us anyway lol
professorPoop: it is done with mirrors hehe
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: We're am in em
llanwydd or someone like him: I've lived in Newport. Never got to the festival though
Bambi: Ken wants that coke with a lime in it
klokwkdog-daze deduces that Ilan is not big fan of Peter Paul Mounds, then
llanwydd or someone like him: I knew people who saw the famous Bob Dylan performance though
Bambi: Almond Joy!
klokwkdog-daze: I live right across the bay, Ilan, never go there
Merlyn: not the obscure Bob Dylan?
cease: i dont watch them and didnt read any ny papers while there. my loss
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Can't swim, Klok?
cease: everyone's loss of chappelle never comes back
klokwkdog-daze: they have built a bridge, Dex -- can't afford the toll
cease: on the other hand, his doper flick was utter floff
Dr. Headphones: besides the toll, there are *trolls* living under that bridge
cease: when was dylan not obscure?
llanwydd or someone like him: old blacksmith shop is starting to weigh on my mind. I'm going to check it out on a search engine and I'll be right back. And if it's worth describing I'll tell you all about it
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Search for Saul Bellows
cease: the firesigns can quote dylan just to be obscure in his aura's reflection
Dr. Headphones: llan: don't bother looking, bellows are used by blacksmiths
Merlyn: that's where old blacksmiths work
Bambi: hurry back llanwydd :-)
professorPoop: saul or sal?
cease: tell a vision, llan
klokwkdog-daze: we send them back to Reykjavik after 9/11, Ken. no papers
Dr. Headphones: i didn't know auras (aurae?) would reflect, thought they were like vamipes
cease: paradise or pair o'dice?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: ...and Saul bellowed, Lord, why do I have to change my name to Paul...do you know what a pain in the ass that'l be?
Dr. Headphones: vampires. damned spelling bug here now
klokwkdog-daze: Cat - the Casino on Pitcairn Island
Dr. Headphones: for those keeping score, i just finished "slaughter-house five" by vonnegut last week.
cease: its the pits
klokwkdog-daze: auras belong to you; vampires, you belong to them
llanwydd or someone like him: No such thing on the menu. We've been bushwacked. Or hogwinked or whatever the word is
cease: poor sperring leads to mental demangement
professorPoop: are you starting meat-shop six next week?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Like it or a not
klokwkdog-daze: Schlachthaus Funf!
Dr. Headphones: what ever happened to the pedophilia scandal on pitcairn?
Dr. Headphones: pP: reading novel about hanoverian england now
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Thank you Jimmy Lee also known as ah...clem
klokwkdog-daze: they put half the island's workforce in gaol, Ken
cease: i am not a number, i'm a freee meat shop
professorPoop: ahhh, clem and jimmy-lee, studio A must be crowded
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog-daze: had to import food for 6 months. cost $200K
professorPoop: ewww he is peeking at us, voyeur
Merlyn: H. R. Schlachthaus Funf?
Dr. Headphones: wow, that's a lot of postage stamps to sell!
Bambi: hi Clem!
klokwkdog-daze: M is doing his Marty Kroft imitation
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Can you hear my coockoo?
professorPoop: I thought it was schnitzerland
ah,clem )
klokwkdog-daze: not really Ken, they just printed a couple more upside down
Dr. Headphones: i use kroft singles on my sandwiches
llanwydd or someone like him: I thought pitcairn was autonomous.
cease: i thouhgt you were off to france or italy , dex
klokwkdog-daze: Ilan - Crown dependency
professorPoop: he walks again by night goody goody
Bambi: Hmmmm. apparently Saul means asked for in Hebrew - Paul means little one in Latin
Merlyn: Very Krofty of me
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: I'm in NY, Schwitz = Yiddish for sweat...i. e. it's way hot here
cease: that was interesting post about JOBS is on the way
cease: y'all read that?
ah,clem: true Bambi
professorPoop: and Haul?
klokwkdog-daze: ruled by a Brit Governor-General in NZ and managed by a Brit manager in NZ and operated by a council of 10, half of which are elected
Bambi: it's Nickie! :-)
cease: what was the other one, oh yess Youth Wants to Know
Dr. Headphones: the infamous "council of 10" strikes again. damned illuminati......
llanwydd or someone like him: All the Pauls I've known have been small
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: You are a font of exotic and highly intriguing knowledge
cease: i coulndt find JOBS in google but its likely
klokwkdog-daze: the trial is in NZ and 80% of the Pitcairn citizens are in NZ and...
Merlyn: what time is it, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:04 PM!"
llanwydd or someone like him: they tend to have a napoleon complex
Merlyn: thank you, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
professorPoop: which font? ariel or NY times?
Bambi: shanks a rot Dex ... I think ;-)
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Liar!!
Merlyn: go fly a kite, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood goes fly a kite.
Dr. Headphones: mmmm, napoleons, i will get hungry
Bambi: Catherwood go to fly a kite
||||||||| Catherwood goes to fly a kite.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: Not in France or Switzerland..but will be in Italy in a couple weeks
cease: the honeymooners, starring jackie gleason and pit cairny
cease: they all run together after a while, as you noticed from my posts from there,dex
llanwydd or someone like him: LOL Cat!
Bambi: napoleans ... yummm
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: "Bend over Ralphie boy
professorPoop: and kites with noses as long as your arm
Dr. Headphones: dex: tuscan holiday or some "family" business in palermo?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: pP: and tales told by a idiot
cease: tsk tskanny
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: You guessed it! Tuscany is the destination
llanwydd or someone like him: I met Art Carney's son Brian a couple of times. He had or has a summer home in my hometown
Dr. Headphones: consigliere dex at your cervix, ma'am
professorPoop: IDiots? ahhh intelligent design, that firesign...
cease: is it artful?
klokwkdog-daze: the sound and the furies
llanwydd or someone like him: I daresay it is
Bambi: Ford Fury?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Get on mike Bergman!
klokwkdog-daze: them too, Bambi. lots of them and not many of us...
professorPoop: run mike run
klokwkdog-daze prefers Lola
cease: i always enjoyed these la street name mispronunciations
professorPoop: lola-cola?
Bambi: Cola
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong spells "L" "O" "LA" Lola
cease: when canuck relatives visited my family in la, that's the way they'd pronounce them, reading from the map
Merlyn: Fnord Fnury?
Bambi: Co-Co-Co-Cola!
Dr. Headphones: favorite street name from FST: "upholstery avenue"
cease: he seem to be missing a channel here, bambi and ah clem
klokwkdog-daze: speaking of which, Poop - Arial and Times Roman Meal, for gosh sakes. And include more trendy fonts like Aeon Fluxbox
ah,clem: 3rd and furniture
professorPoop: mine comes and goes, I thought it was my bad ear
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong croons "Itchykoo Park"
llanwydd or someone like him: I like "Eat Street"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:10 PM and late as usual, it's doctecazoid, just back from Milford."
||||||||| doctecazoid rushes off, saying "10:10 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd or someone like him: must have a lot of restaurants
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:10 PM, dragging doctecazoid by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
||||||||| doctecazoid says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctecazoid exits at 10:10 PM.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi-Bye
Dr. Headphones: doc, we hardly knew ye
Bambi: oops
professorPoop: trendy fonts, is that the new store next to the starbucks?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I guess he doesn't know when to enter
Bambi: vouch, vouch!
ah,clem: processor show both at good level,
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:11 PM, dragging doctecazoid by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dr. Headphones: i like my fonts decaf, please
||||||||| 10:11 PM -- doctecazoid left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog-daze was thinking more of the Franka Potente "Lola" himself (echoes of the grocery store tonight ;-)
llanwydd or someone like him: But of course Firesign food is all pretty weird and surrealist. I wouldn't want to eat groat clusters
ah,clem: mixes to mono at streaming box
llanwydd or someone like him: but I could go for a tub of slaw
||||||||| 10:11 PM: doctecazoid jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dr. Headphones: groats are processed oats
professorPoop: do they have a cure for mono yet?
doctecazoid: lets try this again
Dr. Headphones: doc, it woiks!
ah,clem: hi Doc!
Bambi: Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola!
doctecazoid: hi there, can't stay long, just thought i'd pop in a moment
Bambi: hey Doc!
cease: you cant talk here
professorPoop: ahh doc, give me my pills
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Try it again Docazoid
cease: hows lili?
Dr. Headphones: how are you and the gorgeous lili doing?
professorPoop: what?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Rotonoto', just granted probation at 10:12 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
doctecazoid: i wanted to make it here last week but the drive back from my dad's in NC took longer than anticipated - i got back to CT at 2:30 in the morning
Dr. Headphones: roto!!!!!
Bambi: hey RotoDave!
ah,clem: hi Roto!
cease: roto
Rotonoto: hi all
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ''Pops'' Yamamoto disembarks at 10:12 PM.
professorPoop: heyho roto
doctecazoid: lili's doing as well as can be expected (by that i mean, she's coping well with the chemo and being out of work and all)
Dr. Headphones: yammie, LTNS
cease: yammy too. must be a nearby black hole
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: :suspiciously eyes person claiming to be Rotonoto, but not carrying trademark "Chanpagne Gong"
llanwydd or someone like him: Hey Pops!
cease: good to hear, doc
doctecazoid: anyway lili and i are here watching a dvd rental, i have to get back to it
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Yam
Dr. Headphones: give her a hug and a kiss from here, please
''Pops'' Yamamoto: aw chist, I leave for awhile and you ppl go and get cancer
llanwydd or someone like him: at first I thought it said Pope Yamamoto
professorPoop: keep your chins up, and say cheese
doctecazoid: it will stay in 'away' mode for now
Rotonoto: hey Dex- yodel for us
cease: keep em flying, doc and lili
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Does a bear pope in the Vatican?
Bambi: glad she is holding up ok ... not fun under any conditions to be sure
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: DT: Best wishes from here to you both
doctecazoid: pops: lili laughs - she says "yeah, my timing is always bad"
doctecazoid: thanx dex
doctecazoid: and all
Bambi: lol ... Hi Lili !!
doctecazoid: anyway i'll check in again hopefully in about 30 mins or so - will be in 'away' mode for now
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Tell her I share moral support, and wish I had more than that to give
Dr. Headphones: tried looking up pope yamamoto, but apparently there has never been an oriental pope
cease: good one, yam
doctecazoid: thanks bambi, your msg has been relayed
klokwkdog-daze: hi to Lili, DT. and hi yerself
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roto: Schwitz = Yiddish for sweat, which is the kind of weather currently in place
doctecazoid: thanks pops, your msg has been relayed as well
Bambi: see ya later Doc
Bambi: hi Yammy
professorPoop: toad away okay doctorobay
Bambi: thanks Doc!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well I have to come off with a good one now and again, laws of probability and all that ya know
''Pops'' Yamamoto: hi bambi
professorPoop: you fuels
llanwydd or someone like him: there have been many buddhist priests but none ever made pope
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: "Yamamoto" was John Paul Peter XXIV's street name
Dr. Headphones: well, if it's probability you want, you need "blaise pascal" yamamoto
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Say do any of ya liniux gurus know how to make a PD built after 2k1 to synch up w/liniux?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: PDA...
llanwydd or someone like him: wasnt there a Pope Peter Paul and Mary?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: None ever "made" a Pope..the reverse cannot be claimed
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Only when He wore a dress
Dr. Headphones: yam: i know there are PDA programs, but have never investigated them since i don't own one
''Pops'' Yamamoto: And I think he affected Kiki
Bambi: I have heard that there is a sync'er in Evolution
Bambi: or at least a sync'er you can use in Evolution lol
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well SuSE 9.3 doesn't synch w shite and I'm not reloading winblows
llanwydd or someone like him: To tell you the truth I think the next pope should name himself Mary.
Dr. Headphones: bambi: make sure that's a kitchen synch and not a bathroom synch ;)
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yeah, I tried evolution
Dr. Headphones: missing link, huh......
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Man, I tried everything
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Mary had a little lamb...boy was he scared
klokwkdog-daze: yeah, Evolution ought to do it if anything will -- it's built with genuine Microsloth C#
Dr. Headphones: try searching www.google.com/linux for "PDA synch" and see what comes up
Bambi: http://danharper.org/linuxdesktopblog/
professorPoop: mares eat oats and does eat oats
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Linux don't like the palm's internal drive, and won't keep the Pocket PC as a USB device
Bambi: what pda?
llanwydd or someone like him: Oy vey, maria!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pretty Damn Attractive
Bambi: http://lists.suse.com/archive/suse-linux-e/2004-May/2074.html
klokwkdog-daze: clem, this mix is awful!
llanwydd or someone like him: Mary had a little lamb and gave it up for adoption
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Tungsten 5 and or a Audiovox 6600 Win CE phone
Dr. Headphones: yam: have IR on both? convert to text, beam over
''Pops'' Yamamoto: No Ir on Box
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Wow: Kend^ and Yam have a Matter Transporter
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Oh I can bluetooth all day between the two
Bambi: http://multisync.sourceforge.net/
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It works rather well
Dr. Headphones: did we recently give scotty a moment of silence upon his demise?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pops: Maybe you have a looth Blue tooth
Dr. Headphones: last time i had a bluetooth, dentist took it outand charged me money
llanwydd or someone like him: As I remember, we gave our respects
Dr. Headphones: llan: i couldn't recall
cease: kundun, i saw you standing on luna
professorPoop: yes we did
Bambi: http://www.novell.com/coolsolutions/nnlsmag/features/trenches/tr_shut_windows_nls.html
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Remember kids, chewing gum causes gum diseases
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have the latest SyCE
cease: you were grilling a tuna
professorPoop: the roanoke times headlline for the story was that he crossed the final frontier
Dr. Headphones: if i chew gall bladders will i...oh, never mind......
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Humph, some gall
llanwydd or someone like him: of all the gall
klokwkdog-daze: i tried bluetooth, but everything came up in Danish...made me hungry
Dr. Headphones: mmm, cheese danish sounds really good
klokwkdog-daze: grocery store has fresh-caught Marlin steaks this week, great chewing
Rotonoto: getting emotionally pummeled by sister on phone- who is getting very upset by neighbor fights in building...
Dr. Headphones: ah, roto, i feel your pain
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: First bake it in a sauna, then whip it with Birch branches, then plunge it into the snow
klokwkdog-daze: Hi Roto! Tell her to beat up the neighbors, ought to put a stop to it
llanwydd or someone like him: only scotty and bones have died. All the rest are ready for another sequel
professorPoop: that is for a swede not a danish fong
Bambi: Wine and CrossOver if nothing else works -- might be a way to do it that way ... unsure
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Call the Police
cease: they'll be Watching You
klokwkdog-daze: every move you make
Rotonoto: yep Dex- Egggg zactly what I told her!
Bambi: Sad about Scotty and Bones ... two of the best characters too
llanwydd or someone like him: so pity the songbird that's nailed to her perch...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Wine will run active sync, but thye OS won't allow the USB connection
klokwkdog-daze: yeah, the ones who live on...
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Merl and Catherwood, you seem to be right on time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:26 PM, precisely!"
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Right
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Oops spoke to soon
Dr. Headphones: i can't remember who, but some comedian did skit about "lieutenant in landing party" who didn't have first name, never lived long enough to be summoned that way
cease: maybe shatner will be the last to die. the worst becomes the last
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Swiss accuracy, there
cease: how often does That happen
Merlyn: I was reading Phil's blog
cease: is pa blogging again?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Isn't that in the Bible?
Merlyn: shatner and pete best
llanwydd or someone like him: I love that line from "3 Faces", "...she fractured me glass eye!"
cease: indeed
Rotonoto: Shatner School of Overacting
Merlyn: Yeah, someone posted a link
klokwkdog-daze: shatner and Ben Folds
''Pops'' Yamamoto shouts I gotta Blog! I gotta Blog
Rotonoto: (why do I like him?)
Dr. Headphones: his best work was for price line according to some critics
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Shatner Rules and you know it
cease: i enjoy reviewing restaurants and taking pictures of my garden, yammy
klokwkdog-daze: he's got a sense of humor about it, anyway
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roro: Interestingly, his career in the last couple of years have been very successful both financially and critically
''Pops'' Yamamoto: He did a good turn on Common People
llanwydd or someone like him: everyone on Star Trek overacted except Spock
klokwkdog-daze: spending his twilight years spoofing himself (which is easy) and doing payback at his critics
Rotonoto: the needs of the many...
Merlyn: It was really Shatner's hair that overacts
Dr. Headphones: i didn't care for american version of "iron chef" shatner did, but the new alton brown version rawks!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: The best way to go
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Vulcans incapable of overacting
klokwkdog-daze: check out "Has Been"; I think I shot it up to Ken's site
cease: like batman in space. you kept expecting to see the "pow" balloon
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Shatner has someone else's hair...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: But it was fun, unlike succesive ST's
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong goes afk for hair of the dog still biting him
Dr. Headphones: klok: i'm not up, haven't done the perm-IP thing yet
klokwkdog-daze always got a ROFL from the NG name, alt.sexybaldcaptains
Merlyn: Give your IP perm a permanent .wav
klokwkdog-daze: clem - it got hit with a phaser
Dr. Headphones: i believe phasers are less dangerous than tazers from what i've seen on TV
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Hurt less, anyway
klokwkdog-daze: yeah, Ken -- phasers aren't real; they're just written that way (sorry, Jessica)
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dave and the frog-like thing in through the front door at 10:32 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
klokwkdog-daze: wb, fast eater
Dr. Headphones: speaking of amphibians.....look what the frog dragged in
Dave and the frog-like thing: yam, hey! and I'm back from a delicious literally meat and potatoes dinner, mmmm'
llanwydd or someone like him: Does anyone remember if Star Trek operated on the premise that the Enterprise could reach the speed of light? If not, how did they find all those weird planets?
ah,clem: mmmm frogs
klokwkdog-daze: wrong, Ilan
Dr. Headphones: llan: FTL
Dave and the frog-like thing: yeah I got tired of my usual name, thought I'd add some legs to it, mm legs
klokwkdog-daze: not a good subject to start in a chat full of tech-heads
Dr. Headphones: i'm not a real fan of frog legs, too much work for too little payoff
klokwkdog-daze: yeah, like lobster tales
llanwydd or someone like him: FTL? WTF?
cease: i remember my parents serving frogs legs for xmas dinner in 1956
professorPoop: frog like thing? that would be whooping crane I think
cease: they were gross then. they're gross now
klokwkdog-daze: it's all the channels on all the cuts! check the wiring! call out the Natural Guard!
Dr. Headphones: FTL=faster than light
klokwkdog-daze: clem, it's in everybody's eggs!
llanwydd or someone like him: thanks, kend. I didn't remember
Bambi: http://www.pilot-link.org/
llanwydd or someone like him: Frogs legs for Christmas? That's perverse.
klokwkdog-daze: warp speed was nonlinear. warp 1 was twice lightspeed, warp 2 was 4X, and so on. warp 8 was darn fast
Dr. Headphones: llan: better than chinese like that red ryder kid
Dave and the frog-like thing: "I'm too high, I'm too high, but I haven't touched the sky,"
Dr. Headphones: ah, klok, almost like the richter scale (do re me fa....)
llanwydd or someone like him: Imagine hitting something at warp 8?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yeah, then you had Trans-Warp
llanwydd or someone like him: quite a wreck that would have been
klokwkdog-daze: no, richter did Buckaroo Banzai, not Star Trek...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: You were in subspace. No stop signs there
klokwkdog-daze: it's not really there, Ilan
llanwydd or someone like him: Imagine the police report. "They must have been movin at quite a clip".
cease: warp 10 was the maximum
''Pops'' Yamamoto: well, not in the old one
klokwkdog-daze: warp 10 was as fast as anyone had gone, not the maximum
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: Only if you didn't trick out your ship
Dr. Headphones: "i'm gi'in her all she's got, cap'n!"
cease: yet ERP ptoves that you actually can be in 2 places at once, at least on a subatomic level
''Pops'' Yamamoto: They hit warp 15 one timme
Bambi: Do your PDAs connect to the web?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: one does
klokwkdog-daze: they hit anything the writers could dream up, including the future, the past and other universes
ah,clem: changed config for player, see if it gets better/worse in 2 min
''Pops'' Yamamoto: it's a phone
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: All police Departments Accountants connect to the web
klokwkdog-daze: that's the way data is stored in flash memory, Cat.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hello Player...Ready to rumble?
professorPoop: quiet
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: quite
''Pops'' Yamamoto: The pocket PC can D/L and install w/o a main box w/some aps
Dave and the frog-like thing: my new braillenote will be able to connect to the web, will be getting it around the 15th
cease: really?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: raw! raw! raw!
Dave and the frog-like thing: am gonna see if I can chat on it, see how well it works
professorPoop: you bet
klokwkdog-daze: it's all quantum statistics. you just manipulate where it has the highest probablity of being, then change the rules and it's trapped somewhere it can't get out of, 'cause the statistics don't work for it anymore
Dr. Headphones: what was monsieur braille's first name?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Joe
klokwkdog-daze: monsieur
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Barbra Braille
Dave and the frog-like thing: Kend Louis
klokwkdog-daze: any other questions I can answer for you, Ken?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Odd name; Kend Louis Braille
professorPoop: Ape Braille
Dr. Headphones: yes, klok: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Braille Ape
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Embarred
cease: yuck a moto, meaning more yucks (moto meaning more in japanese)
Bambi: maybe you could sync through one of the online contact, calendar, addressbook programs?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Embarassed
Dr. Headphones: ah, another famous louis from france.
klokwkdog-daze: a woodchuck's chucking's worth, Ken, of course
Rotonoto: ..
''Pops'' Yamamoto: The OS won't let the USB driver load
cease: she's got a balcony you can invent braille from
klokwkdog-daze: kept his head, anyway, Ken
Rotonoto: USB can be such a pain
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: Thought "Moto" meant speedy as in 'more yucks at accelerated pace"
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Te PPC tries, and gets kicked off
Dave and the frog-like thing: LOL on the balcony comment
professorPoop: have dorothy call the wizard of Os and ask him
cease: i'll ask the real japanese speaker when she returns
Dr. Headphones: i've done my share of braille reading on those "balconies" before ;)
klokwkdog-daze: they're not on speaking terms, Poop
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: LOL here too
Dave and the frog-like thing: I just made a seller account on ebay, now I can get rid of some stuff, yay
professorPoop: ok, toto too
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Suse 9.3 is decidedly unfriendly, It ignores the Palm altogether
Merlyn: Remember, somebody has to buy it
klokwkdog-daze: and your little dog, too, Poop
professorPoop: cackle cackle
Rotonoto: Ebay is a trip (but watch for sharpies)- I had lotsa lotsa fun on there
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Melt my socks
klokwkdog-daze does not like Suse that much. Adam on equnet put me on to PC Linux OS, which is still kind of beta, but very nice
Dave and the frog-like thing: yes I know merlyn and there enlies the problem, but hey it's worth a shot
Dr. Headphones: i have a fine and a medium point sharpie here
cease: that's no poop, that's my dog!
Dave and the frog-like thing: I just got fucked by a company there, paid waaaaaaaaaay too much for shipping due to non US money
klokwkdog-daze: ken - the fine point's no good for marking CD-Rs -- sell it on eBay
Bambi: might want to check this /. article's comment section: http://ask.slashdot.org/askslashdot/04/02/28/013223.shtml Yammy
''Pops'' Yamamoto: SuSE's WINE implementation is the best, tho
Rotonoto: yep, read, read, read- read between the lines...
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Kend^: That's like really whoosie, dude...Get a spray can of emamel paint
cease: never buy anything. then you'll never pay too much
klokwkdog-daze: better than Linspire, Yam? ;-)
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Actually, yes
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Goddam linspire
''Pops'' Yamamoto: gah
klokwkdog-daze: I thought Linspire had the best stable of "we made xxxx Windows ap run" offerings...for a prix
klokwkdog-daze: heard a long interview with them on LUGradio, made me more sympathetic
''Pops'' Yamamoto: SuSe Runs Photoshop 7 and Adobe Illustrator 7 quite nicely for free
Dr. Headphones: argh, graphic arts scare me!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Actually, you can cop to some Linnspire stuff w/Knoppix/Kanotix
klokwkdog-daze: and in another long interview on Linux Link radio last night, ESR made the case that the OS wasn't going anywhere until it catered to the rational idiots I think he called them
professorPoop: ahh, clem, I have a bad ear, seems better to me
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Baj, I'll find a workaround, or adapt
cease: that was what el wanted to hear last week, the strraight people
klokwkdog-daze: but one of the LLTS guys said that he had some users that insisted he help them run their email client (as in Outlook Ex)
cease: ah, power
klokwkdog-daze: in his day job
''Pops'' Yamamoto: POWER!
klokwkdog-daze: we hear the word and respond, Cat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I - Need - More - POWER!
klokwkdog-daze: all power corrupts, but we need electricity
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong chews quietley on his Power Bar
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I can't eat those damn things
klokwkdog-daze: i have never prayed to you before, Crom...
llanwydd or someone like him: I suppose Bush is the Electrician?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Like Rubber
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pops: I don't "eat 'em" I just chew on them
''Pops'' Yamamoto: He wouldn't pay the rent on the President Suit
klokwkdog-daze: Ilan -- nah, he's just another bad actor in a rented costume giving out lines someone else wrote for him and whispers in his ear
Dr. Headphones: don't look behind the curtain!
cease: havwnt heard this in a while
professorPoop: tick-tock cheney
cease: i rmeember when it was first broadcast on Heat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Nixon without the Brains, Reagan Without the fake Charm, Quayle without the ability to reoprt for duty....
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I've never heard this before
klokwkdog-daze: sorry folks, I had to give up on CNI; the missing channel was driving me crazy
cease: its fine now, klok
klokwkdog-daze: I was shouting out all the missing dialog, like Harvard students at old Bogie movies
professorPoop: he has twin babes
cease: this is well mixed, clem
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Channel Eh? That's What all those Englishmen are doing here
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: Harvard students are watching old Man Tan Morley movies?
Dr. Headphones: rin tin morely
cease: what is chris morley uip to these days?
professorPoop: morely or lessley, lesley more
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Rintin Man Tan Ray
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bust Her Crab?
cease: there was a period of time with no planet proctors. i thought phil had packed it in
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Lol, Pops
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Two good opnes, I'm on a roll here
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Can't type
professorPoop: a danish?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Uh...Pops, What's a 'opnes'
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Bluetooth
''Pops'' Yamamoto: more than ones and less than twos
professorPoop: I opine, sometimes
ah,clem: Cat, mix ny better now?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong Orders a Danish Opnes, also known as a Bluetooth because of the copious stuffing of Blue Cheese
cease: indeed, ah
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Opining is okay if you don't get all gummed up w/sap
ah,clem: ok
Merlyn: So is Rin-Tin Man Tan Ray that dog in black lab face?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: and what a sap she had
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Clem: You're doing a special ny mix, thanks so much
Dr. Headphones: starting to feel like dinner now, think i'll go eat something. later, dudes and dudettes
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Food is good
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Merl: No he's wearing a white smock lab coat
klokwkdog-daze: Dex - Casablanca and Key Largo in the '60s
professorPoop: like the hot slap at the end of a wet fist
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I had Clam and Mussel linguini tonight
cease: half a key largo, had to spliff it with the sound effects
klokwkdog-daze likes blue sleaze...
professorPoop: thanks rococo
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: From parts unknown in Italy...Muscles Linguini
cease: yatamoto, not sure what that means but worht investigating
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It's good eats
Dave and the frog-like thing: I had beef, had liver the other night, my favorite
''Pops'' Yamamoto: The loacl diner does shelfish linguini that's to die for, and it's not all that expensive
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dave and the frog-like thing: gonna change usernames I think
||||||||| Dave and the frog-like thing dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dave and the frog-like thing?! It's 11:01 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: so yo dont have to die in the gutter?
professorPoop: ptomaine pops?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: There's a good seafood restaurant close by. More expensive than the Diner, but worth it
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: He jumped outta here like a Mark Twain Frog
cease: your name sounds like a harry potter character, dave
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Right on over to Calaveras County....
llanwydd or someone like him: I've had something like that seafood linguini but it was fra diavolo which is something I dont like in Italian food
||||||||| Dave bounds in at 11:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Clem: This is a real good mix down to mono
Dave: brb, shit having reader problems
cease: Calvados County with Johnny Appleseed
llanwydd or someone like him: hot spices are for indian and mexican, not italian
professorPoop: dave, you lost your frog fetish
''Pops'' Yamamoto: johnny avacadoseed
||||||||| Dave leaves to catch the 11:02 PM train to Hellmouth.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Oh! Johnny..Poir Jeanie
professorPoop: take the last train to hellmouth and I will meet you at the station
ah,clem: great, that is a relief, the mix problem was really concerning to me, as I was not sure what I could do...
cease: i enjoyed the general non-spicyness of italian cuisine
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan" Fra Diavalo is a "classic" Itlaian dish
cease: sounds hot, dex
llanwydd or someone like him: I've only had it once, dex. Didn't think it was properly Italian
professorPoop: so is sophia loren
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Sophia is hot
cease: or was
''Pops'' Yamamoto: A long time ago
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Claudia Cardinale is hot
cease: bendible intergrated community workers. have y'all seen those?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: She'd be like my mom now
cease: merl, i gave that to you to post to the site, right?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: oi that's "Woikers"
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: I've not seen them, but I have their Time Cards
Merlyn: what cat?
professorPoop: is she the next pope?
cease: as oppsed to bendable white or negro commuinty workers
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yow! Negroes!
cease: i got that from schoolboy. i scanned it and sent it to merl to post on the firesign site some tome ago
cease: action figures from the 60s
klokwkdog-daze: cardinale was like 37-23-37 or something
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Have you seen A Knee Grows in Brooklyn?
professorPoop: bingo
cease: the little add for real bednible integrated commuinty workers, merl
Merlyn: cat, you mean that newspaper article?
klokwkdog-daze: OK, folx, I'm burned out (literally) and outta here like, now!
cease: sort of, yes. an ad
professorPoop: bendable or edible?
klokwkdog-daze: CU all next weak
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Site traffic is good today
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: The story of a Doctor cloning body parts
professorPoop: click klok
klokwkdog-daze: havea good 'un
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:08 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs klokwkdog-daze by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: I don't remember getting that, cat, can you send it again?
llanwydd or someone like him: I've seen quite a few, dex
cease: leavingk klok?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Klok...stay as kool as you are =)
cease: keep on kloking
cease: that i can do, merl
Bambi: Cool on the Shep ... however you can get them it's great
Bambi: oops lol
Bambi: looks like Dave is gone
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: Who are you talking to? =)
professorPoop: curley is cooler than shemp
''Pops'' Yamamoto: ow
Bambi: just got back and tried to answer Dave lol
''Pops'' Yamamoto: ha
Merlyn: tx, cat, I lost some old email a few days ago
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: pP: Nothing is cooler that sheep
llanwydd or someone like him: got to take my ambien so I can become unconscious for a few hours
professorPoop: right, never be another ewe
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ewe and the night and the music of my zipper
''Pops'' Yamamoto: rob Roy wants something
professorPoop: hipboots, a cliff and ewe
''Pops'' Yamamoto: ew
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Rob from Roy to pay Gene
Bambi: sleep well llanwydd
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'm going to bed-later all
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: WB Pops =0
Bambi: night Yammy
llanwydd or someone like him: good nite, your holiness
professorPoop: night pops IIan
cease: llan
cease: yammy
Merlyn: nite llan
llanwydd or someone like him: sehen sie nachste woche.
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roto fades while Roto is on radio
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong Knocks Wood
professorPoop: ach de leeber, augstine
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Time to park the car...see who'sever here upon my return..Night to those he leave
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: who leave
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: hmm right either way
professorPoop: good luck parking, hail rita
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Donk inside, makes a note of the time (11:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
doctecazoid: back
cease: dex
professorPoop: wb doc and hi donk
cease: wuddya watch, doc?
cease: i just watched badasss today. commentary is very good
Bambi: hey Donk :-)
Donk: hey dr poop
Donk: howdy Bamb
doctecazoid: cat: got all your emails. this week has been very hectic - lots to catch up on after being on the road for much of july. we rented "criminal", written/directed by gregory jacobs, co-produced by jacobs/clooney/soderberg
cease: email me when you can, doc
doctecazoid: good (if low key) caper flick
doctecazoid: will do cat
doctecazoid: tomorrow we will be watching "the machinist" - christian bale flick
cease: i reccomend bad ass. ive never seen the original but as a cultural document, its postively firesonian, or krasneresque
doctecazoid: daily show is on now - lili is riveted (as usual)
cease: john stewart is the best o fthe non-animated tv in your country, to be sure
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| llanwydd or someone like him - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: greatr review of the sealab dvds you showed me in local hip paper, doc
cease: demanded they be taught in schools
professorPoop: my brain slipped into neutral, floating amid shoes for industry
doctecazoid: there go my nipples again
Donk: i've got my TiVo set to automaticaly record 'The Dailey Show" unfortunately it records the same show 3 times a day though
professorPoop: use pencil erasers until you find them again doc, that is what I do
doctecazoid: lol
professorPoop: gesundheit
doctecazoid: found a used - er, pre-viewed - copy of 'primer' today too - ten bucks, a steal!
Merlyn: dept of dept of redundancy dept
cease: doc, did i send you a scan of the bendilbe commuity workers ad?
doctecazoid: dept of redundancy dept dept
||||||||| Dave enters at 11:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
cease: merl doesnt seem to have it. i got it from schoolboy earlier this year, a while before i went east
doctecazoid: cat: yes, i'm pretty sure you did
professorPoop: wb dave
doctecazoid: i'm at lili's pc at the moment
Bambi: wb Dave
cease: hey dave
doctecazoid: my laptop hasn't been deployed since i got back from my place late this afternoon
Dave: back, problem fixed
cease: your family well, doc?
doctecazoid: i've found it difficult if not impossible to get any pc work done at lili's. too many interruptions.
cease: how are the kittens?
professorPoop: super dave, did your printer like your braille machine?
doctecazoid: dad's doing amazingly well, he's gonna be 80 next week and he's still firing on all cylinders. a bit slower than i remember, but that's all
cease: back problems? every primate has them
doctecazoid: the two new kittens are a handful to be sure - but they are so freaking adorable, we cut them a lot of slack.
cease: yes, that happens
Dave: no idea, still don't have it yet pp
professorPoop: oops ok
Bambi: Somebody once said that baby animals, like baby humans are so cute so you don't kill them.
doctecazoid: so far they haven't torn up any furniture to speak of. minor damage to window shades, no bid deal really. the most annoying thing is they love jumping up on the dining room table and strewing all the papers/receipts/documents etc all over the place
Dave: depends if they're attacking you
doctecazoid: early on the kitties got a little carried away with the claws, they seem to be catching on though
cease: thats true, bambi
Bambi: our Root Cat takes things, particularly things that are shiny and hides them in his secret places LOL
doctecazoid: they're pretty astute - they know when we are pissed with them and they cool it
doctecazoid: but like kids, they are always testing the borders
cease: yet a male lion will kill the cubs of his predecessor, this is not uncommon behaviour
doctecazoid: lots of value for our entertainment dollar
Bambi: Clem has lost things off his work bench like electronics, and I have lost things on my desk LOL
professorPoop: root cat, be a good cat
cease: indeed, doc
cease: take lots o pics
cease: even with the new easy to use digitlal camera, i dont take nearly enough picx of the animals
doctecazoid: we're learning to deal with their wily ways - putting weights on things, not eaving things out, that kind of thing
cease: dont even know all the plants i planted. must take pix of them and lable them
doctecazoid: i should take more pix - i took quite a few when we first got them, should get back into that
cease: of course. cats are keen to teach you
professorPoop: the police will take care of that cat
cease: maybe they can help me with the weeding, poop
Bambi: how can you be angry with a cat that sits here and hugs your hand while you scratch his head?
professorPoop: sure, but they take all the good weed
cease: indeed, bambi
doctecazoid: bambi: it's impossible
professorPoop: he just wants food bambi lol
doctecazoid: you just have to love 'em back
Donk: hmm
professorPoop: donk, dives in
Donk: head first
professorPoop: right into a wall, shake it off
Rotonoto: Roto has a new kitty...
professorPoop: I love pussys
Bambi: yes, very true ... easy to love a cat with such a sweet disposition
Donk: yeah cats are great, pPoop
professorPoop: cats are independent
cease: kitty's are fun, roto
doctecazoid: we got one of those little laser things - we get the kitties to chase after the little red light, they really love chasing after it
Donk: dogs of course are way smarter , though and much more loyal
professorPoop: we had both cats and dogs when I grew up
cease: i should get one for my cats, doc
Rotonoto: good idea, I have a laser pen wasted in a pencil can on desk
professorPoop: I have learned on the internet most are cat people or dog people
Donk: i'm both
cease: i wouldnt say smarter, i'd say thier intelligence is more accessbile to ours. pack animals
Bambi: yes, for the most part ... but some breeds are more people oriented than others ... this one is part Somalie and Bombay ... so he's part dog, cat, monkey, and parlor panther LOL
doctecazoid: cat: yes. it's a riot watching them try to "capture" it.
cease: we have 2 dogs and 2 cats
Donk: true, cease, i can only measure the intelligence against my own, which is lacking
professorPoop: ambidexterous folks
Rotonoto: my cat comes almost every time called- more like a dog
doctecazoid: my dad is allergic to cats so i wasn't around them much as a kid. when i hooked up with lili, i discovered i am truly a cat person. love 'em, they're great pets!
Bambi: very true Cat ... their intellligence is handled differently from dogs ... pack animals are precious too
Dave: good thing dogs are more people oriented I might get a guide dog, but still not sure, I have a year to decide
Rotonoto: please, no guide cats for me!
cease: why would you not, dave?
doctecazoid: i like 'em more than dogs, they're not as demanding and do a good job taking care of themselves.
Donk: we have a stray cat that always comes when called and follows us when we go for a walk
cease: any relatrionship you have with an animal is a good thing
Dave: I don't know if I have the responsibility honestly
Donk: i don't trust people who don't like pets
cease: you're young, dave. you're not expected to be responsible. take advantage of that
Rotonoto: I'll take litter boxes over those mandatory dog walks every time
doctecazoid: cat: lol
professorPoop: if you are that wise dave, I would say you are ready
Donk: i get that, Roto
doctecazoid: roto: i'm with you on that point
cease: proctor has a riff about that, doc. about europe having a whole student coutner world, where you can travel and stay very cheaptly, cuz your a studnet, not supposed to be able to afford hotels
cease: not sure of its on an hour hour or what but its a great rifff
Rotonoto: cats are the perfect, almost self-caring pet (but I do love dogs too)
doctecazoid: cat: yes, the hostels are very popular amongst the young backpackers
Bambi: very true ... not fond of the forced walks either lol
Dave: yeah...I don't know, my two best friends just got dogs, I do like how they work with them, will be looking in to it
doctecazoid: well, i am fading incredibly fast here. today was very busy, and i have a lot more to take care of for lili tomorrow. i shall bid you all a fine and fair good evening
Bambi: but there are some special features of both cats and dogs ... I love them both
Bambi: and we have birds too
professorPoop: best wishes doc
doctecazoid: i shall pass all your good wishes to lili, she says "thanks!"
Bambi: no dogs right now though ... ours died after almost 14 yrs
doctecazoid: if she's up to it, maybe she can be coerced into joining next week.
Bambi: night Doc...sleep well and best to you and Lili!\
doctecazoid: in any case - nytol! (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................
professorPoop: we had birds also
||||||||| doctecazoid rushes off, saying "11:48 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: good to see you againk doc
Donk: nite doc
professorPoop: hard to compete with the daily show
professorPoop: that is a good long life for a dog
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dr. Headphones - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: Is this thing still on?
professorPoop: yes M
Bambi: ah, missed Ken's leaving ... night Ken
Merlyn: ok
professorPoop: nobody talking about cheese though
||||||||| Dr. Headphones sneaks in around 11:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
cease: did kend leave or just expire?
professorPoop: wb headphones
Merlyn: I thought you were dead
cease: and speaking of ghosts
Dr. Headphones: i guess i expired when my computer went to sleep after inactivity
Dr. Headphones: doncha just luv teknologie?
professorPoop: now I do, bambi scared me about the future
Dr. Headphones: and it was the common cold that got me. i was hoping for beri-beri or something exotic
Dr. Headphones: bambi scared you? that's impossible, she's a deer person
Merlyn: It's a crap shoot
cease: he's got...the plague
professorPoop: tumbling dice by the rolling stones
Dr. Headphones: dead from a crap shoot. next time: the slots or roulette?
professorPoop: her blog about DRM something like that
Rotonoto: WB Ken- I got Shanghaied into phone conversation with sister in FL, about 1.5 hour chat
Merlyn: russian roulette, maybe
Dr. Headphones: where in fla?
professorPoop: is she still complaining about the neighbors?
Rotonoto: Russian dressing or *Diet COla*?
Dr. Headphones: no russian roulette for me. if i ever shoot myself, i will be sure it's loaded
Bambi: ah, thanks Ken :-)
Rotonoto: we moved on to better subjects, she knows to call out the mounties next time
cease: i didnt know guns could drink
Bambi: probably my security, errr, insecurity blog entries LOL
Dr. Headphones: the RCMP works in fla now? i knew there were lots of canadians there in winter, but this is summer
Rotonoto: guns don't kill, they just get drunk and go off
cease: some of us flew away
professorPoop: snowbirds
Rotonoto: father/son team apparently drunk & disorderly, taking apart their own place in apts
Dr. Headphones: oh yeah, bambi, that is some scary stuff for sure
cease: there aint no satan, theres just got when he's drunk, quoth tom waits
Rotonoto: he wears red satan sheets
cease: aha. i sat an my pipe
professorPoop: ahh fun neighbors, tell me when I should i look for her as a bystander on COPS
Dr. Headphones: i do keep my anti-virus updated all the time, but sometimes forget about spyware. but i'm very careful about sites i go to, and browser blocks most of the bad stuff, i think
cease: we said satan and he appears, just ilke anything
Donk: tom waits, such an amazing guy ,:) well maybe
Dr. Headphones: i'm surprised catherwood doesn't appear in a puff of smoke when you say satan
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dr. Headphones and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Rotonoto: what browser, Ken? You using that "HOSTS" file to block stuff?
professorPoop: from what I read, any song or video I play on the new windows vista will check for a DRM and give it one if it does not have one
Dr. Headphones: mozilla
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 12 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: i have never messed with DRM in any form, refuse to use MS stuff if there is a way around it
Rotonoto: there is a set of .bat files to turn on and off (enable./disable) your Hosts file, good list to block a lot of known crap
Rotonoto: Ken- same here, hate drm and will not buy that crap
Dr. Headphones: roto: no filtering that way
Dave: I should try firefox with new version of screen reader, but haven't
Rotonoto: I never bought (or loaded) XP, never will get 'Vista' either. Win98 diehard
Merlyn: oops
Merlyn: Cath didn't know it was midnight...
Merlyn: got to fix that
Rotonoto: high moon...
Dave: I like XP but don't have sp2
cease: this song kina reminds me of bergmans little shower tune in childs garden of grass
cease: e dirty dog
Bambi: I use a HOSTS file to block known spyware/malware/tracking sites
Rotonoto: you definitely should get SP2, keep it real well patched, Dave
Bambi: as well as using Firefox and Thunderbird for email (text mode only)
Dr. Headphones: i get the patches downloaded autommatically, but pick and choose which ones to install
Bambi: SP2 for sure is needed ... to many unpatched vulnerabilities in SP1 or prior
Rotonoto: Ken- what Bambi is talking about- big lonmg list of known bad sites in a HOSTS list, you load it into Windows, then *disable* anything making any changes to that list til *you* want to
Dave: so they say but I've heard it's got bugs
Rotonoto: done with two simple .bat files
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Wow! still a crowd =))
Rotonoto: Dave, they have pretty much all the bugs out of SP2, you really ought to get it
professorPoop: the sp2 upgrade was easy, except for having to re-install many programs manually, but that was easy
professorPoop: at least for me
Bambi: more info in this article on my newsletter site: http://www.jim-fran.com/fcsnl/index.php?module=pagemaster&PAGE_user_op=view_page&PAGE_id=75
Dr. Headphones: i have some sort of program that alerts me when anything tries to change registry or startup entries, i can allow/disallow individually
Rotonoto: yodel lay heee hoo! (swiss chocolate, milk maids, alps, other various stereotypes...)
Donk: lost audio feed for first time tonite
Dr. Headphones: don't forget the swiss army knife
professorPoop: little old lady who?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Oh Roto! Like wierd voice of coockoo, not knowing what time is it?
Dave: why reinstall? and I'll get it
Bambi: MVP HOSTS file
cease: what is sp2?
Merlyn: ok, Cath*rwood should know next week when it's midnight
Rotonoto: oh Dex, like a little flower, my terrific feeling for it...
cease: we sure did, ah clem
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: Don't forget the Swiss aRMY sURVIVAL yO-YO
Dr. Headphones: hmm, dex, don't have one of those. does it floss your teeth whilst you do walk the dog?
professorPoop: SP2 only installs programs it knows are safe I guess, I had to use the control panel to add some programs
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: oops
cease: yo yo yo your yolk, gently down the stream
Rotonoto: whick swiss chocolate we soon to be riding in, boss?
professorPoop: for XP cat, close your ears and hum
Bambi: have to change the program Hostman from the site...it doesn't leave the HOST file in caps...so can still be messed with ... I am using "Host Manager" from that site ... but the batch files Roto talks about from there will work great
Dr. Headphones: sweet cap lock key, cause of many a man's dismay
Rotonoto: like a hot, chocolato spring...
Donk: thanks ah clem, enjoyed the show tonite
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roto: Soon to be riding speedy Ovaltine
Rotonoto: ah, Roto programmed for female defense- and NoCaps program also included, no extra charge
Dave: well that's a bitch because I have lots of programs
Bambi: yes, thanks Clem ... much fun
professorPoop: yes, thanks ah, clem super mix
cease: indeed, clem
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong did not realize Clem was still sending the wax and whacks our way
professorPoop: I have some old programs dave, if yours are made for xp, probably no problem
Bambi: (I like Host Manager because it will update the host file and allow you to disable and enable the HOST file.
Dr. Headphones: ok, folks, i think at midnight now, it's really time to go. see y'all next time. g'nite, dear friends
Dave: ok...I guess
cease: keep em heading
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Kend^..glad to see you again
Merlyn: me too, g'nite folx
professorPoop: I should toodle too, so toodles, everybody have a great week
Rotonoto: bye, later df
cease: off your merl
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night pP
||||||||| Dr. Headphones leaves to catch the 12:13 AM train to Oregon.
Rotonoto: nite merl
||||||||| At 12:13 AM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Roto
||||||||| professorPoop is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:13 AM.
ah,clem: good night all,
ah,clem: keep 'em flyin'
cease: we're flying like drops
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Clem...what's that about crackers?..you ain't dissing my kinfolk are you?
Dave: it's early for me here, I'm practicing to be a college student and staying up late online
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 12:14 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: jimmy crack kin,and i dont care
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Dave: Don't you have an 8:00 am biology lab course...you're disecting a frog
Rotonoto: ok all, Roto wander off too, see ya later (sooner) same Firestation...
Rotonoto: Reeeeebussssss!!!!
cease: i can imagine kermit under the knife, bursting into "it's not easy being greeen"
Dave: yeah but I got in trouble for trying to replace my prosthetic with the frog's eye to see what I could see
||||||||| At 12:15 AM, Rotonoto rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Think Dexter will follow the egress...night all
cease: roto
Dave: oh Dave you are a sick fuck!
cease: i guess we're all gone
cease: sounds like a fairy tale
||||||||| Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong departs at 12:16 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dave: I guess so, but I'll stick around a little longer
cease: how would you imagine another species sees if you dont know how humans see?
Dave: well I guess I'll vanish in to the night as well, night all until next night we meet
Dave: that's true Cat, I didn't think about that
cease: we'll eat againk dont know where, dont know when
cease: we cant imagine what we cant imagine
Dave: some day, somehow, layter all
cease: off
||||||||| "12:18 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| cease departs at 12:18 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Donk: thank you vera
Donk: nite all
Bambi: Night all!
||||||||| Bambi departs at 12:28 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 12:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Max Von Woodrow', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:53 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
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||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Max Von Woodrow and queries "Someone mention my name?"
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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||||||||| Catherwood goes to http //wwwfeversfavoritescom.
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||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Max Von Woodrow and yells "My ears are burning..."
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||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Max Von Woodrow and says "Would you like something?"
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||||||||| Catherwood goes to http //wwwfeversfavouritescom.
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Max Von Woodrow: Cathervood kould go http://www.nhc.noaa.gov to vwatch hurricane news like por lost Tropical Schtorm Harvey
Max Von Woodrow: He iss goink hout Zea in der vestern Hatlantic
Max Von Woodrow: Straight hout vwhere no vone vill zeee him hout at zea
Max Von Woodrow: Vwhere der menacing Trroppical Schtorm Franklin rrecently vwass und yust fell apart. Now honly a Trrropical Vwave heading for Englund. But who knows vwhat hee has in schtorre for poor schtorm Harvey vwhen he reaches the Newfounlands Maritimes? Mebbe Needful Things.
Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood, rent Needful Things at Blockbuster Videos.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Max Von Woodrow and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood, take a hike.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Max Von Woodrow and says "Stop typing gibberish, Max Von Woodrow!"
Max Von Woodrow: Don't blame me. Blame it on za Bozza Nova. Und watch out for meteor rrresistant foam fallink from der schpace shuttle. I'm going to heathupp my henhancers. CiAO oh Horny Vone.
||||||||| At 1:23 AM, Max Von Woodrow runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Max Von Woodrow disembarks at 1:30 AM.
Max Von Woodrow: Dere iss a new Trropical dishturbench vwhay out dere in der Midd Hatlantic. That might get named tomorrow. Catherwood get in the time machine..
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 1:33 AM"
Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood sing Goodnight Irene.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Max Von Woodrow and queries "Something I can help with?"
Max Von Woodrow: I'll zea you hinn my drrrreams
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:36 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Max Von Woodrow by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
''Pops'' Yamamoto
Dave and the frog-like thing
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong
Dr. Headphones
llanwydd or someone like him
Max Von Woodrow
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Rogue's Gallery:

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PP and Cat(cease)

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kend^/Dr. Headphones

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Merlyn and Tirebiter

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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"