||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 18, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "6:28 AM and late as usual, it's Son of Firesign, just back from Mountain View."
Son of Firesign: GET PERMISSION TO DISTRIBUTE THIS PICTURE, EVEN ON SHIRTS
Son of Firesign:
Son of Firesign:
||||||||| 6:40 AM -- Son of Firesign left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| "6:40 AM? 6:40 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Max Von Woodrow should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Max Von Woodrow enters and sits at the bar.
Max Von Woodrow: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8990807/
||||||||| At 6:46 AM, Max Von Woodrow vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Son of Firesign disembarks at 6:47 AM.
Son of Firesign: GET PERMISSION TO DISTRIBUTE THIS PICTURE, EVEN ON SHIRTS
Son of Firesign: >http://wtv-zone.com/TheKid/tools/tagbuilder.html--->
Son of Firesign: color="#000000">
83 pounds of marijuana landed a man from Mexico behind bars in Brookings County.
By By Jen Wahle
USA - A deputy pulled over (the accused, name, with held) last night on Interstate 29 north of Brookings, South Dakota. Authorities say a drug dog (lucky dog) found 83 pounds of pot in the
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 6:51 AM, dragging Max Von Woodrow by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Max Von Woodrow: Authorities say a drug dog (lucky dog) found 83 pounds of pot in the car.
Max Von Woodrow:
The driver (not the dog) is charged with drug possession and intent to distribute, as well as not having a driver's license or insurance.
Bond has been set at a quarter million dollars.
Max Von Woodrow:
||||||||| "Hey Son of Firesign!" ... Son of Firesign turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 6:56 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| "Hey Max Von Woodrow!" ... Max Von Woodrow turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 6:56 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Outside, the 6:56 AM bus from California pulls away, leaving Son of Firesign coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Son of Firesign:
Son of Firesign: NEXT: LAWYER'S HOSPITAL
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Son of Firesign:
||||||||| "Hey Son of Firesign!" ... Son of Firesign turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 7:09 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:13 AM and I Ching, to Merlo steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
I Ching, to Merlo: Approaching is spelled approching (?) :) :¿( inyofamily? ask Bradshaw
||||||||| At 7:15 AM, I Ching, to Merlo vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:24 PM and ah,clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ah,clem: Merlin? you around?
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 7:30 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:13 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at 9 eastern time'
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and Merlyn steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Merlyn: I are now, clem
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: Hmm, CNI doesn't seem to be on the web at the moment...
ah,clem: we are on a new ip
Merlyn: well, ya gotta tell me or give me an URL that is a regular domain name and not a hardcoded IP address...
ah,clem: pls change link to 18.104.22.168:8000 for now
ah,clem: this is a temp change
ah,clem: we are making changes here at the studio, and all will be better soon
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at 9 eastern time'
||||||||| Bambi enters at 9:07 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and Elayne bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Merlyn: ah, power
Bambi: howdy folks!
Elayne: Ah, Greece. Where my boss will return in one short week!
Elayne: Or long week, depending on his mood...
Bambi: http://22.214.171.124:8000/ new temporary streaming address, our old audio stream address will return soon.
Bambi: hi Clem, Merlyn, Elayne
Bambi: Klok says to say hi to everyone ... he likely will not be able to make it tonight ... he's still on the road
Merlyn: why don't we do it in the road?
||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto enters at 9:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Bambi: hi Yammy
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease in through the front door at 9:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ah,clem: hi Yammy!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Do it ion the rfoad could get ya squished
Bambi: http://126.96.36.199:8000/ new temporary streaming address, our old audio stream address will return soon.
Bambi: Hey Cat
Elayne: Hey Yam, Cat!
ah,clem: hi Cat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: gah
Bambi: How are you doing tonight Cat?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: My typing remains abysmal
Elayne: Lovely reminiscence of your aunt, Cat.
cease: thanks, el.
cease: how's the job search going?
cease: yes, Bit was very fond of Aunt Mary. I should have mentioned that
''Pops'' Yamamoto: But much in these United Snaxe are abysmal, so, ther ya have it, and you can keep it cos I don't wanty it
cease: Her husband, my uncle Al, was a model for a character in Neal Amid
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Oh gosh, you lose a family mrember? Sorry...
cease: good to see you back, yammy
''Pops'' Yamamoto: My front aint so bad if yr a lady
cease: my 91-year old aunt died. it happens. but i have a lifetime of fond memories of her
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Elayne: I keep answering online ads, Cat, but no interviews yet. August is a big vacation month, maybe it'll happen in September.
Elayne: Hi Dave!
Dave: I make my entrance amid blue flame and a duck perched on my shoulder
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Dis Employed E?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Aieeee!
Elayne: Mmm, Dave, I'll have the roast duck!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Flaming Blue Ducks? It's an Omen!
Elayne: No, Yam, just employed in a place where I'd rather not be. But what else is new?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:15 PM bus from El Paso pulls away, leaving Charles Throat coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: That's Dis Employed
Elayne: Hello CT!
cease: is it getting cooler in nyc, and whereever the rest of you are?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: oi
Elayne: Ah, okay then, Yam. Yes, I'm dissed. :)
cease: we had our first rain in weeks yesterday.
Elayne: Thank goodness it is, Cat! It almost feels like September!
cease: sp[eakig of ducks...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: dissed and pissed, eh?
Charles Throat: greetings fellow fellow greeters
Elayne: Dissed, pissed, and not even missed...
ah,clem: hi CT!
||||||||| Charles Throat leaves to catch the 9:16 PM train to Texas.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Aye a bummer indeed
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and Charles Throat steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Merlyn: Ask Nino, cat, he'll have an answer (of some sort)...
Dave: Texas? why Texas
''Pops'' Yamamoto: We said Hello, he said goodbye
Elayne: Brian, I don't get that last exit thing... where's "train to Texas" from?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Crawford?
Charles Throat: It's looking at my IP address is my bet
''Pops'' Yamamoto: We're all going on Vacation
Charles Throat: because I AM in El Paso
Charles Throat: LOL I wish I was in Crawford
Elayne: I wish I could be vigilant with the vigil...
Merlyn: E, it's randomly Billville, Hooter, Heater, Hellmouth, or whatever state Nino thinks they're from
cease: is this just folks again?
Dave: gonna get a bit of food
Elayne: Ah, thanks Bri.
||||||||| Dave says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dave exits at 9:18 PM.
Elayne: Our food is on order (I love living in NYC), I'll have to leave when it arrives. Indian tonight!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'm just me, but that's another tale
Bambi: hi Charles Throat
Bambi: Hi Dave
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Sitting Bull Stew? Ugh.
Charles Throat: The obvious joke being "Goodnight, Mr. Calloway"
cease: i didnt know tech had an ass
Elayne: Home cooking for the next three days, however. Don't have the bucks to order out as much as we used to...
Merlyn: correct, charles, it's your IP address it's using
Charles Throat: Hi Bambi
Charles Throat: What do I win?
Merlyn: an extra IP digit
Merlyn: tack a .42 on the end
Elayne: Would that give him six fingers?
Charles Throat: I was just reading Austin's latest blog entry... what a bummer
Bambi: maybe a /32 lol
Elayne: I ordered a Flying Horse beer, I'll be at least five fingers into it and three or four sheets to the wind soon...
cease: yeah, poor austins
Charles Throat: I sympathize, this has been the worst year of my life
Charles Throat: My son got cancer Dec 23 - but he's OK now, total remission
Elayne: Thank goodness, CT!
Merlyn: the civil park war, squirrel vs. squirrel
Charles Throat: finished treatments last week
Bambi: for those who don't know yet: http://188.8.131.52:8000/ is new temporary address, old audio stream address will be back soon
cease: terrible news, charles. but good news
Charles Throat: yeah - listened to lots of FST radio shows back and forth to the hospital - kept me somewhat sane
ah,clem: Merl did fix the header link Bambi... :)
Bambi: that's great news that it's in total remission CT
Merlyn: Yeah, had to get it reloaded by announcing it again, though
Charles Throat: Funny how a 35 year old radio show can cheer you up
Bambi: cool! But it's not obvious if someone were to use their saved link ;-)
cease: yes, the firesign have that magical capacity, charles
Merlyn: tree, bamboo
Merlyn: I mean true, bambi
Charles Throat: Seems like people who are so good at making people smile shouldn't have to go through horrible bummers of their own
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong', just granted probation at 9:23 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: LOL Merlyn
cease: it doesnt work like that, chuck
Bambi: hi Dex
Charles Throat: I guess not cease
cease: are you in italy, dex?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hi everybody
''Pops'' Yamamoto: No, it surely doesn't
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Not yet Cat...leave tomorrow
Merlyn: Nino predicts Dex is in NY, NY
''Pops'' Yamamoto: You have to be an arsehole to have a decent life...
ah,clem: you getting both channels tonight, Cat?
Charles Throat: Or oblivious - and I'm working on that ;)
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: How does Nino do it?
cease: yes i am, ah
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: afk for a minute
ah,clem: oh tay
Merlyn: Nino's guessing is pretty complicated
Elayne: Sorry, rereading Austin blog. Nothing sticks with me any more. Hey Unca Dex!
Charles Throat: Ya know what's real ironic is... Austin wasn't always down on speed
Bambi: Clem says East China, MI and Bambi says Chesterfield, MI ... LOL
cease: take speed, and beat the queen to perth?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: back
Bambi: gotta love it...even Nino gives a chuckle
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Nino Sez I'm in E. Bridgeport, CT
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hi Elayne
cease: you're next to doctec then
Merlyn: I said Nino's method was complicated, not accurate
cease: i hope he shows up. lili too
Charles Throat: Obfuscation is its own reward
Bambi: I like Nino's complication ... it's refreshing :-)
Charles Throat: Inside he's tan and handsome
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Outside he's an attractive Faux Gun-metal gray
Charles Throat: Trting to come up with a Faux News joke but -- I got nothin'
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:31 PM, dragging Mudhead by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: CT: Appropriate for Faux News
Mudhead: Evenin all
Elayne: Hey Mudhead!
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hiya Mud
Charles Throat: Do you claim to be him?
Charles Throat: Yeah, that's him
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Acoi
Elayne: Ah, there's the doorbell. That'll be the banana pakora, tandoori chicken and blessed, blessed Flying Horse beer...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Hey I have a Website! I have A website!
Elayne: Next week, all!
cease: that's almost right, ah clem. it's www.seemreal.com
Charles Throat: Hi mudhead
Mudhead: Im on poppers
cease: a doctech production
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:33 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Two weeks Elayne
Mudhead: Want some?
''Pops'' Yamamoto waves wildly
cease: i thought you were mr. roadside website, yammy
Mudhead: im on poppers
cease: by el
''Pops'' Yamamoto doesn't do drugs
Mudhead: thats why
Charles Throat: Want some?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: What's new Cat?
cease: take home carnation indeed
Charles Throat: Some things are best left back in our twenties ;)
''Pops'' Yamamoto: http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/zappa-vs-wmd-index.htm too
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:34 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mudhead by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
''Pops'' Yamamoto: a non-road site
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Mudhead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:34 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Charles Throat: when our hearts could take it
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Like flappers and coon skin coats
cease: i was out shooting reflected images on commercail drive ths afternoon. great stuff
Bambi: yep ... Clem, could you update that website address on the air: http://www.seemreal.com/
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It were them poppers
cease: i'll probably post some of the better images on my blog
Mudhead: is someone ringing the bell?
cease: y'all know the firesign line "bree bree bree! clean clean clean!" from their single?
Mudhead: must be the poppers
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Round Two of Celebrity Ultimate Fighting challange
Charles Throat: I have a new bumper sticker I'm afraid to put on my car
Merlyn: someone knockin on the door?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Cat: Yeah?
Charles Throat: "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church"
Mudhead: come in
Bambi: SeemRealLand is Cat's blog address
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'll just stay out of both school and church
Merlyn: I'll stay out of my mind
Charles Throat: Heck no -I'm thirty years old
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: I'll combine them and go to schul
Charles Throat: plus nineteen
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Why does this sound SO contemporary?
Mudhead: Once I got out I spent my time in this tree learning the flute
cease: it's not real land, it's only seemingly real
||||||||| professorPoop waltzes in at 9:38 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hey pP
Mudhead: hiya poop
Bambi: hi pP
professorPoop: wow, what knockers mmmmm
Charles Throat: I also have a cool American flag ribbon sticker that says "Just pretend it's all OK"
Charles Throat: It's him
professorPoop: ahh ciao fong, comme sta?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I saw that
Mudhead: that seems oddly familiar
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: pP: Tutti bene
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 9:39 PM.
Charles Throat: Who's a comme?
professorPoop: hi guys, and bambi
Mudhead: didnt we use those in Nam??
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Not Me, man
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hey Ilan
Bambi: hi Mudhead
llanwydd: good to see you all again. happy thursday
Mudhead: Bambi!!! long time
Charles Throat: It's in the rumple minz, wanna snort?
professorPoop: nam? or yam? I am what I yam
cease: bambis? no, i think you used bombis
Charles Throat: They liked it that way
Bambi: Yes, it has been awhile since we were both here Mudhead :-)
Mudhead: bombed em back to the stone age, wasnt that far
professorPoop: barbie bomis on the barbi with shrimp
''Pops'' Yamamoto: *(I'm* yam, mam
cease: eliot mintz? he's on the moon, with yoko
Mudhead: sweetish potatoes?
professorPoop: bend over and roll up your arm, do you want regular or premium?
Mudhead: unleaded please
cease: does anyone hear know who elilt mintz is?
Charles Throat: Tell him to be careful - the Cambodians are shooting at it
professorPoop: ahhh, clem
professorPoop: too late mudhead, I took viagra
Charles Throat: Throw a towel over it
Mudhead: better than cialis, I dont want my erections to last 4 hours
professorPoop: elilt mintz, is that like the new white chocolate reeses cups?
Mudhead: oh sorry, ELections
cease: there's a firesing line, "elliot mintz, from the moon"
cease: i'm not sure if thatr's life in the day or what
professorPoop: what's my line?
cease: i know who elliot is, i just wondered if anyone else knows the name
Charles Throat: hmm now I'm going to have to listen to it... darn
cease: boney boy surely, but he's not here
llanwydd: eliot mintz was the host of a show I had to broadcast once a week when I was a DJ. The show was called "The Lost Lennon Tapes"
professorPoop: does not ring a bell
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Cat: I've heard the name mentioned during several FST Radio programs
Mudhead: come in...
Charles Throat: not with me either
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have after dinner mintz
Charles Throat: Maybe he's Malmborg's long lost brother
llanwydd: I swear it was the most boring thing I have ever heard
Mudhead: those little tan ones?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers WesternStandard Tween inside, makes a note of the time (9:45 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
WesternStandard Tween: Evenin' all...
Mudhead: those are Oxycontins
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hey Tweeny
llanwydd: hi tween
''Pops'' Yamamoto: No the pastel jobs
Charles Throat: Gives Rush a rush
''Pops'' Yamamoto: No, I'm not Rushing
Mudhead: hiya Tweeny. Were where we?
cease: good work llan
Charles Throat: There's a green one, ladies and gentlemen
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dave close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:46 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hi Dave
Charles Throat: There's a yellow one, twenty dollars
Mudhead: is Dave here?
WesternStandard Tween: Good to see ya back, Yam.
Dave: yes friends there's no hungry people up here
cease: elliot had the show after the firesign in their hour hour days on kppr, 1970
cease: he was vastly more popular than them, and it pissed them off
professorPoop: hi tween dave
Dave: no Ken tonight? yet anyway
Charles Throat: Wow great info cease
cease: larter he became spokesman for john and yoko, then just yoko
''Pops'' Yamamoto: All these ppl are looking at my back
Dave: Elliot? which one?
cease: i was there at the time, charles, at least as a listener
Charles Throat: then just yo, then just y
professorPoop: where is elliot minsky today
WesternStandard Tween: Good to see ya back, Yam.
Mudhead: hmm, why just yoko?
cease: elliot mintz, from the moon, if you know your unreleased firesign dave
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Mud: John died
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yoko? Yucko
cease: cuz john is DEAD
Charles Throat: Harry Shearer had the show before them, or was that Dear Friends?
cease: one might google him and find out
Charles Throat: DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!
Mudhead: oh? I musta been sittin in this tree doin poppers
cease: no harry was before, elliot was after
Dave: I hardly know my released fst
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I get googled all the time
professorPoop: steady throat, get a grip, ouch not me
cease: they thanked harry at the beginning of hour hour for cracking them up
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: I didn't know they had crack in those days
Mudhead: theres only air on the top of your head
Charles Throat: "Ralph Ranger was one of the funniest bits I ever heard"
cease: you have an obligation to know the stuff i sent you doc
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Frebasing
cease: i mean dave.
cease: hoever you are
Charles Throat: am I good or what lol
llanwydd: "The Lost Lennon Tapes" was an hour of John Lennon playing the piano and singing into a tape recorder while Eliot Mintz gave a commentary in between songs.
Mudhead: no, Firebasing in Nam
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Or iraq
professorPoop: nam or yam?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Know your Basic Fire Signs
Charles Throat: no, I rock
Mudhead: but how could John sing, hes dead
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Our own Personal Vienam, complete with stinking desert
llanwydd: The tapes should have stayed lost in my opinion. Lennon by himself was not worth hearing for an hour a week
Mudhead: unless your lyin to me
cease: he used to be pre-dead
Mudhead: and hes alive
professorPoop: I thought that was paul? or who was the walrus? kookoocatchoo
llanwydd: this was after lennon was dead. 1990
Charles Throat: for three cents I'd throw the I Ching
WesternStandard Tween: C'mon Yam, did't you hear Condi the other day? The insurgents are getting really politically unpopular...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: John was REALLY the walrus, he just let paul be the walrus to be nice
Mudhead: u have no sensense
Dave: hmmm I like some of Lennon's solo stuff, not all of it..but to each their own
Bambi: ah, back again
professorPoop: berry cherry pie hi, ahhh not the solution I expected
Bambi: was in the middle of taking care of something and couldn't be two places at once...when I wasn't anywhere at all LOL
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Condo?
professorPoop: wb bambi
Mudhead: no , the highs from the poppers
Bambi: thanks pP
professorPoop: now we are stuck in the middle with you
WesternStandard Tween: If you lived in Iraq, you'd be dead by now.
professorPoop: condo rice, with fish heads
Charles Throat: yum
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong hums in the key of "V"
Mudhead: thatd be a good road sign in Kuwait
professorPoop: karl popper, bang
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Insurgents. Does Iraq have a government to insurge against?
Bambi: fish heads, fish heads, silly silly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat'em up ... yum!
cease: you have your destination known, dex?
Charles Throat: Ours will do
Mudhead: badger, badger
WesternStandard Tween: The FST Podcasts at the iTunes store are great. Wish they'd put up a few more like what's playing now.
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Cat: Si
cease: i arranged most of our euro-accomodations online before we went, which was and wasnt a good idea
professorPoop: ahhhhh a walk down memory lanes, oops I stepped in something
Dave: I brought a fish head to a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in
Charles Throat: Heard a good one the other day, "Let's just give the Iraqis our constitution, we're not using it any more"
professorPoop: was the fish head a student?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It's used...
WesternStandard Tween: LoL!! Charles
cease: good one, charles
''Pops'' Yamamoto: They should get a new one
Dave: lol! CT that's great and well...
WesternStandard Tween: Right arm, dude!
professorPoop: wait until we add the flag amendment
''Pops'' Yamamoto: And a burkah amendment
llanwydd: we need to invite over a bunch of nuclear physicists and make cars.
WesternStandard Tween: And compulsary devil worship before shop class.
Mudhead: we dont build cars anymore
Bambi: maybe that amendment needs flagging ... depends on what's in it LOL
cease: atomic cars? jsut like g. w. jetson
Charles Throat: Yeah don't you know all our females in uniform are delighted to be bringing freedom to Iraqi women
professorPoop: we need more students, for morse science, whait, I said that before
''Pops'' Yamamoto: We don't build ANYTHING anymore
Mudhead: those big ones with the fins
WesternStandard Tween: There are doubtless a few who would like to make some molten metal for us, LL.
professorPoop: yes, it is our moral duty to liberate the finns next
Mudhead: then the icelanders
Charles Throat: We're a nation of Power Point authors pops
WesternStandard Tween: Free them from the slavery of the cell phone.
cease: wuddya mean "we"
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Swede!
Mudhead: invade Canada
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Didn't the Russians do that, or was it Jean Siibelius?
WesternStandard Tween: Canada should annex Vermont.
llanwydd: I'm saying we need to start driving cars that don't need petroleum
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Better to give up the cars....
cease: some texas co. just bought our gas company. what';s left?
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Mudhead: how would we teach our children about dinosaurs then?
professorPoop: findland swindlerland, icecube land, we will free them all, zeig bush zeig bush
WesternStandard Tween: Lot's of Priuses (or is the Prii?) in Austin.
Charles Throat: Maybe we just don't understand the concept of stewardship, as opposed to ownership, of the land
Bambi: hi Tweeny
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: I was reading where guys are tricking out there Hybrid (Gas/Electric) vehicles to get like 80 MPG
llanwydd: hi bambi
Mudhead: more like 250
Charles Throat: Hi Tween I used to live in Austin in the 80's
WesternStandard Tween: Hey, Bambi. So you guys moved to MI? Hear the gas prices up north are absurd.
professorPoop: 250 fong
Mudhead: its the new Hot Rod
professorPoop: ahh you saw that too lol
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Mud: Think youre right..however, only for about 20 miles before the extra battereis die
''Pops'' Yamamoto: 265 fong here
cease: he must have been glad when you moved out, charles
Charles Throat: 265 fong that's like... three dollars
professorPoop: sold to pops, no more calls please
Mudhead: i dont usually drive more than 20 miles a day
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: 265 fong...set a new world record
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy disembarks at 10:01 PM.
llanwydd: I read about a car that runs efficiently on used deep-fryer oil
Bunnyboy: lo dere
cease: but it's a day on saturn
Bambi: hi Bunny
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hey BBiy
llanwydd: its actually true
Charles Throat: Asian guy goes to change his currency into dollars...
cease: biodiesel. that's really big
Mudhead: Id welcome a plug-in hybrid, but one that runs on hydrogen
Charles Throat: ... and he doesn't get as much back as usual...
Merlyn: Catherwood is more accurate, horay
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Merlyn and yells "My ears are burning..."
professorPoop: ahhh bunnyboy, here is a man that knows his hybreds
WesternStandard Tween: They've put extra batteries into the Prius with plug-in technology and it supposedlu gets around 250mpg. People just playing with the possibilities.
Dave: I don't drive any miles in a day
cease: most cars run From hydrogen
Charles Throat: so he says to the guy "How come you don't give me as many dollar for yen as you did last week?"...
cease: and i hope you never willl, dave
Bunnyboy: Yes, you have to position the "saddle" high, to breed properly.
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: lol cat
Charles Throat: ... the guy shrugs and says "Fluctuations"...
WesternStandard Tween: How many days per gallon, Dave?
professorPoop: I saw that movie, with al pacino in the ferrari
Charles Throat: The Asian guy gets mad and says "Oh yeah? Well, fluc choo white guys too!"
Bunnyboy: ...and the manager says: "The Aristocrats."
Charles Throat: right bunnyboy
Dave: I have driven though, it was fun, very fun, yes it was a controled drive
cease: bun man
cease: did you read austin's blog?
Bunnyboy: cease bwah
Mudhead: got a url?
professorPoop: hehe he said fluc choo white guys too hehe
Charles Throat: man the whole puppy on the dashboard thing is so sad...
Bunnyboy: cease: On my way there....brb.
llanwydd: the escalating gas prices are a disaster waiting to happen. Gas stations will be looted first, then violence in the streets, then WWIII
Bambi: disaster waiting to happen ... I thought it was a disaster already.
Charles Throat: Gosh, Grandpa
professorPoop: lucky I built that bomb shelter during the reagan years
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: I remember the terrible gas wars, when men mixed mustard and gas and relished war
cease: you yankess are so spoiled on cheap gas
Bunnyboy: cease: Oops. I went to the cobwebbed FST blog. No, I dunno where PA's blog is.
Dave: there are so many bad puns in this Papoon skit
Bambi: there is no reason anyone should be paying those outrageous prices, Cat.
WesternStandard Tween: What's in CN, cease?
cease: ask merl
llanwydd: It's up to 2.69 where I am
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Merl: What's in CN
Bunnyboy: OK, Merylyn, whar's PA's blog?
WesternStandard Tween: And who's on first gallon?
Bambi: Austin's blog is linked on my blog: http://www.jim-fran.com/BambisMusings
Charles Throat: Or making those outrageous puns
cease: bambi, i lived in japan where gas is much more expensive, and have spent time in europe where it is equally pricey. so there they have mostly really really fuel efificinet cars, and society in general
Charles Throat: http://austin.weblogger.com/discuss/msgReader$2994
||||||||| Charles Throat rushes off, saying "10:06 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Charles Throat tiptoes in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
WesternStandard Tween: I'll bet it hits $3 before the end of the year if they don't get the Iraqi pipelines working again.
cease: we pay $1.10 a litre, on a good day. It may be over $1.20 soon we hear.
Bambi: Yes, I understand that, Cat ... but there is no call for it....anywhere.
professorPoop: in and out of the throat, a guffaw?
WesternStandard Tween: CT does the quick in and out move.
Charles Throat: Ah so cease you'r a world-traveled America-hating liberal
llanwydd: I've been in England and not everyone drives there
cease: who grew up in la, charles
Charles Throat: The screen stopped scrolling, sorry for the dance
Bambi: not everyone will be driving here now very soon. Have heard of some not being able to already.
Charles Throat: Even worse cease
professorPoop: I could have danced all night
cease: i learned to dirve on gas that cost a quarter a gallon, driving aorund listning tro firesign
WesternStandard Tween: Mass transit in Europe is said to be way far superior.
WesternStandard Tween: That were a while back, cease... Where were you living?
Mudhead: It'll cut down on the traffic jams in the Northeast
Charles Throat: [Tom Servo] Ohhh, everything's better in EEEUUURROOOPPEEEE[/ts]
Dave: it cost my father like 40 dollars to fill up and he's just got a regular car, using midrange, but imagine the people with the big boats and all that, 80 dollars right?
cease: my father is barely alive, but when i drove him back from the hospital on sepulveda, what peeked his neurons was the price of gas. it;s so expensive, he marvelled, a sort of portablge niagrara falls
professorPoop: which album had the benediction to shell and texaco and exxon?
Charles Throat: Man I've been on sepulveda, that stuff messes you up mang
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:09 PM and doctecazoid steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Charles Throat: dwarf
Merlyn: hey doc
cease: the streets firesign quote are where i lived, went to school, etc, in la
doctecazoid: wow, full house tonight
Dave: that's one reason I want to move to Europe, I want to study abroad and a broad in Spain, and might move there if I like it, but transportation is a lot easier to come by
professorPoop: ahh yes yes
cease: its the DOC
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
WesternStandard Tween: Beep beep, Doc.
llanwydd: hi doc
Bunnyboy: lo doc!
Mudhead: GW's big plan to enrich Big Oil is well underway
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Hi Doc T
doctecazoid: wish i could stay for a while but i will have to be taking a dinner break soon
professorPoop: stick em up doc, give me that grape
Dave: and CT it was HCYB
Charles Throat: Let's no aggrandize him... he has no plan
Merlyn: Hey, anyone here play World of Warcraft?
Bambi: And it affects EVERYTHING including trucking bringing goods to market ... even in grocery stores.
Charles Throat: Got yer solar cells on yer roofs yet? Clock is ticking
professorPoop: not recently or online, but I know it M
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: afk for refill
Mudhead: no, mine ran out of electricity
WesternStandard Tween: Nope Meryl, Starcraft junkie here...
doctecazoid: lili says hi, she's still in the thick of her chemo sessions and from what she can tell, they'll be followed by a few weeks of radiation therapy
Merlyn: PPoop, WoW is only online...
Bambi says bring me one Dex ! :-)
Mudhead: say hi to lili
Charles Throat: afk for tequila and salad
professorPoop: ok, you caught me, what is the fine officer?
WesternStandard Tween: Best wishes to Lili.
Bambi: wait a minute! I have a kahlua and cream ... just gotta go get it!
Mudhead: im afk for lobster tails and steak
cease: we all hope for the best for her, doc
doctecazoid: that will keep her out of commission work wise through the end of the year or so, she has just enough money to get her through before she has to get a job or start eating into her 401k
Charles Throat: WHO is the fine officer?
professorPoop: ahh mudhead I am drooling
doctecazoid: oops, chat missed a line
llanwydd: tequila salad? I don't eat worms with my greens
cease: i hope she feels motivated, doc
Charles Throat: Go stand over there by that bucket please poop
Charles Throat: I have a special salad mix ;)
professorPoop: I put on my bib
Mudhead: i brb
Charles Throat: brb
doctecazoid: prior to what i just said, i was saying that lili is in the thick of chemo and it will likely be followed by radioation for a few weeks, taking her to near xmas time
Bunnyboy: A theatrical manager walks into a talent agent's office...
Charles Throat: Doc my 17 year old boy just made it through all that, hang in there
llanwydd: please wish her the best from me, doc.
professorPoop: yeppers, hang in there
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Also the best from here Doc
professorPoop: catherwood, bring me a tall gin and tonic
||||||||| Catherwood gives professorPoop a tall gin and tonic.
doctecazoid: as for her looking for work: we were just talking about that, i need to build her a 2nd pc she can use to learn linux. i have most of the parts, i'll be ready to work on that in a couple of weeks.
cease: a can of sardines is a precint
Bunnyboy: Hiya, Lili. Shoutin' out, sistah!
cease: you are a prince, doc
professorPoop: radiation and linux? you bastard
cease: to fools, you are a...
Merlyn: good work, doc. Where there's smoke, there's work.
doctecazoid: thanks all for your good wishes, i will pass them along
Mudhead: if you need any help on that doc please ask
WesternStandard Tween: Is Linux a marketable skill?
Bunnyboy: I'm plowed to be an owned man, Jonas, I'm...I'm plowed...
professorPoop: don't quit, keep at it
Mudhead: also it will help you use the new Mac OS on your pc
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Keep it up, Rod
Mudhead: Im running Tigerx86
doctecazoid: tween: re marketable: yes, and she may also install the 'free' (open source) sun solaris os, she's been out of the solaris market too long and needs to catch up.
WesternStandard Tween: So knowing OS X & Linux is a good combination, eh Mud?
professorPoop: I might have to switch to linux, I will not use the vista nonsense
Mudhead: i am
cease: thatrs what i mean by motivation, doc
cease: good for her brain
Mudhead: im listening
doctecazoid: between getting some solaris x86 and suse linux experience on her own, she should be able to get a decent gig. she's been seeing more and more classified ads for linux & solaris sys admins on her job web sites
Mudhead: love ya Lili
ah,clem: ok, :)
professorPoop: my headphone batteries must recharge, I am not listening now
WesternStandard Tween: Vista supposedly had to drop one of their major features because people were already writing hacks into it.
Mudhead: oh I love the Giant rat
cease: great news, doc
professorPoop: what rat?
Mudhead: thank you ah,clem
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: The Giant Rat of Sinatra
llanwydd: that's a tale for which the world is not yet prepared
cease: you dont know giant rat of sumatra, dd?
professorPoop: who's behind is the giant rat?
doctecazoid: lili says to say she is looking forward to a time when she can put a toothbrush in her mouth and not trigger a gag reflex (the cumulative effects of the chemo are beginning to make them selves known) :-/
WesternStandard Tween: The public must never know...
professorPoop: I hope my batteries are recharged enough
cease: and his sidekick, the medium sized orangutan of kalimantan
Mudhead: got a little doggy door right here
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: and the League of Redheads
Bunnyboy: a lull?
||||||||| Bunnyboy is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:21 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:21 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Bunnyboy: just as I suspected
professorPoop: hip hop bunnyboy
llanwydd: I've read all of Sherlock Holmes
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: You were RB Bunny
doctecazoid: anyway dinner's gonna be ready soon - have to go on hold to help her out, will pop in again either just before or just after dinner.
Bunnyboy: I was "stale". I tweren't refreshing.
Mudhead: hmm, popafters for dessert
professorPoop: it has been years since I read sir conan
doctecazoid: so glad to see such a full house this evening. hope dr. h. met with success in his quest to land a new driving gig
WesternStandard Tween: The paws that refreshes...
professorPoop: bon ap
doctecazoid: i will be checking in again later - ttfn (temporarily we hope)
Bunnyboy: seeya doc
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Night Doc
Charles Throat: bk
Charles Throat: doc you take care, kkep yer chin up
llanwydd: After I finished with Holmes I read more Doyle. The Professor Challenger books. Very unlike SH
Merlyn: nite doc
cease: keep well, doc and liili
Charles Throat: I made it through The Lost World once - bleah
Bunnyboy: Anybody see THE ARISTOCRATS?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Ilan: I just picked up a published copy of Sir Arthur's father's diary, complete with watercolor illustration that he did...very odd man his father
professorPoop: Bush's base? I saw them in F9/11
Charles Throat: The whole thing with Doyle and the fairies is bizarre
Bambi: glad to hear that (about being thoughtful not worried).
Bunnyboy: My guess is that Bush's base is grease, not pancake.
llanwydd: very interesting dex. I like diaries. I've read Pepys
Charles Throat: But he sings and dances his dear little heart out
professorPoop: lots of palm's greased
Dave: oh it's ok Bambi
Merlyn: you should get Terry Jones' pressed fairies book, charles
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Royal Crown Palm Aid,,,when you're masterbating more than once
cease: the blog is sort of a diay, but i get to craft it around my relatively new interest in gardening and ongoing love of food
Charles Throat: Searching for pressed fairies joke but... I got nothin'
Bunnyboy: Dex: Wotta man!
professorPoop: philatipus club fong?
WesternStandard Tween: And the palms are in Saudi. So, to finance our debt we borrow from Chinese Communists and people in Saudi who use the oil money to fund schools to teach kids to hate us. Where's Rod Serling when you need him?
Merlyn: Terry Jones has published two books of pressed fairies, like the ones Doyle saw
cease: both food and flowers spring from the ground, and then dissappear. like firesign's buffalo
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Platypus?
Mudhead: you masterbate?
Charles Throat: DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!
llanwydd: you into gardening cat? I planted one for the first time in many years. I've got a ton of green tomatoes out there. Nothing's ripe.
cease: at teh end of their dear freinds poem
Merlyn: oops, terry jones just wrote the introduction
WesternStandard Tween: He's a master of baiting his hooks for schnook.
professorPoop: you can fry and eat green tomatoes
Charles Throat: even if we have to eat the moon
cease: one day me and my people will come out of the groudn for you.
Mudhead: are ther any UK'ers here?
cease: bunny here?
Bunnyboy: I finally figured out that Levitra ad. When the lady's talking about "long-lasting experience", it's a code word for "marriage". Slick marketing, there...
professorPoop: ahh we have helium3 on the moon, free energy for all
cease: seing young terry giliam in grail and then oldster gilliam in la mancha.
cease: what a trip
WesternStandard Tween: Night of the Living Canuks!
Bunnyboy: "You don't wanna wed a wimpy weenie, do you, girls?"
Charles Throat: Maybe we can get a minibubble to him and do a respro
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Well Dear Friends...lots to do before departure tomorrow...see y'all in two weeks
Charles Throat: dead air
Bunnyboy: ah, clem clears his throat
Mudhead: "Rich country heiress seeks male owner of vibrator company."
cease: have fun, dex
Bambi: travel safe Dex!
Bunnyboy: It's not dead, it's resting.
Charles Throat: bye dexter
WesternStandard Tween: So long, Dex.
llanwydd: have a great time, dex!
professorPoop: molto bueno italio fong, ciaoooo
Bunnyboy: nite Dex!
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Thanks Ilan
Bunnyboy: Where's the Dexter going?
Mudhead: where you off to Dex?
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: Tuscany, Bunny
Bambi: Have fun too of course Dex :-)
professorPoop: to rome, looking for a grape
Mudhead: Have a great time
llanwydd: he's lucky to live so close to the airport
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: looking for my nose too
Charles Throat: oh...it's...
Mudhead: its rubber, its chewy
Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong: it's gone
||||||||| "10:32 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter ''Arrivaderci'' Fong, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Bunnyboy: That's Greece grape leaves. And I'm not making that up.
Dave: have fun Dex, drink lots
Bunnyboy: Neat, Dex!
professorPoop: greece, rome, finland, it is all out there
Charles Throat: And watch the English channel?
cease: that's the nicest thing you could have said, dave
Mudhead: no, wash the english channel
WesternStandard Tween: They're channeling English!
llanwydd: when I fly I have to drive a hundred miles to Albany. Last time I hitchhiked to Burlington, VT because I had no place to leave my car in Albany
Bunnyboy: I've never heard PP as Papoon before. Wow!
Dave: are you saying that I don't say nice things? *is confused*
professorPoop: not sane
professorPoop: oops not insane
Charles Throat: not sane you are, not sane you ain't
cease: dont worry about it, dave
professorPoop: I am outsane, way out
Charles Throat: I'm just sane
professorPoop: I did not know his middle name was orwell
Bunnyboy: It? Don't worry about IT? What IS IT?
cease: burmese make better dope than days
Charles Throat: It is here, it is now
Mudhead: im afk a few
Bunnyboy: It is hiding behind that cow.
Charles Throat: Was that a cow?
WesternStandard Tween: Ah, a Genesis fan CT?
cease: the war with the cows is over. we won
Charles Throat: You betcha tweeny
Bunnyboy: And always remember that behind every cloud...is another cloud.
Charles Throat: You know why their eyes are bloodshot don't you
llanwydd: only knock and know-all
professorPoop: what is the book after genesis
WesternStandard Tween: Hey, it's just another alien afternoon.
cease: because they know they're going to die
Charles Throat: in the Bible? Exodus
professorPoop: so soon?
Bunnyboy: Exodus. Not Leon Uris.
cease: its from a firesing radio show. i forget which one
Charles Throat: you got it cease - thought you would
Charles Throat: lol poop
llanwydd: got mail. brb
professorPoop: that was quick, I thought exodus was after the palms
Charles Throat: Gonna leave you fine folks to it - of course as soon as I leave Austin will show up
Bunnyboy: nite CT!
WesternStandard Tween: Bye CT.
Charles Throat: Fluk choo too
Bambi: OK, so maybe genesis happened in an evolutionary way. God is not locked into our puny timeframes. And he does apparently have a sense of humour. LOL
cease: best of luck, ct
Bambi: see ya CT!
professorPoop: have a lozenge for me ct
Bunnyboy: Let me find that lovely David Horsey cartoon on Intelligent Design...
WesternStandard Tween: Has everyone seen the Onion article about the new creationist theory of gravity? "Intelligent Falling".
cease: the onion never ceases to be funny
Bambi: got that right Cat ... love reading the Onion
professorPoop: that was too difficult to read
cease: why not go back to the stork theory of reproduction?
Dave: where can you read the onion online?
WesternStandard Tween: The lead article this week is about Rumsfeld making a surprise visit to his wife's vagina.
Bambi: you mean it wasn't the cabbage patch? ;-)
Bunnyboy: Here's that Horsey cartoon:
professorPoop: onions and cabbage and vaginas
Bambi: or as my father used to tease my sister ... that she was found under a stump.
Bunnyboy: Or Sunday, August 14th's strip, if you have to poke around the P-I's site.
WesternStandard Tween: http://www.theonion.com/
cease: very funny
cease: did yammy go?
Bunnyboy: The staff of THE ONION are featured prominently in THE ARISTOCRATS.
professorPoop: he was trolling your sister I think
WesternStandard Tween: Funny comic.
professorPoop: yammy is eating, I think
cease: i dont have a sister
llanwydd: yammy died of pneumonia or dengue fever or something
WesternStandard Tween: So what's The Aristos about, Bunny?
professorPoop: want mine? make you feel tip top, bangbang
Bunnyboy: Tween: Yup. Mister Horsey is a two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, and deservedly so.
Bambi: I have 4 sisters and and 1 brother
Dave: thanks I added it, been wondering where I can read it, not the most speech-friendly site upon glancing at it but oh well
cease: i guess bergman had many breasts in 1972
WesternStandard Tween: Your brother must have had a very difficult time of it Bambi...
professorPoop: many were relevant
cease: there was a lot of horniess in old firesign, peaking in giant rat
Bambi: he was number 5 out of 6 kids ... he loved it
professorPoop: ahh the voice of clem
Bunnyboy: It's a documentary of 100 comedians discussing an ancient and EXCEEDINGLY FILTHY joke.
cease: anyone here want to contact VD?
Bunnyboy: And telling that joke, in several permutations.
WesternStandard Tween: All those ladies looking after him, eh?
WesternStandard Tween: Come, sit on the face of a refined man!
professorPoop: free love in those wild and zany early 1970s
WesternStandard Tween: This really is one of their best works.
Dave: mobility lessons around campus are exhausting things, but I'm getting more confident, although I can't wait until winter, who knows what will be shoveled, oh well
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dave: I just said that because no one was talking
cease: you have much to look forward to, dave
WesternStandard Tween: Mobility lessons?
Merlyn: well, see you next week folks, I'm splitting
Bunnyboy: And, that said, I've seen it, and recommend it highly. Very funny, in spite of being unremittingly (and literally) scatological and pornological.
cease: maybe you should wear bubble wrap. in case you fall down, so what?
professorPoop: good luck in warcraft merlyn
WesternStandard Tween: Bye Merl...
llanwydd: night merl
cease: 2 merlyns? isnt one enough?
professorPoop: l'advance, toujours advance
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:51 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bunnyboy: The ad line for THE ARISTOCRATS is: No Nudity, No Violence, Unspeakable Obscenity.
cease: except when you fall behind, pooper
Dave: what a good idea Cat, except I'll make a lot of popping noises when I hit the ground
cease: ive seen the ad, bun
Bunnyboy: nite Mer...oh, he's gone. Aw, well...
professorPoop: george c scott said that
Bunnyboy: cease: Eddie Izzard is in the film.
cease: he's long gone, like a turkey through the cone
cease: then i must see it, bun
WesternStandard Tween: Izzard's very funny.
cease: i would have seen it for the carlin appearance anyway.
cease: dressed to kill is as good as comedy has gotten in quite a while
professorPoop: I have only seen his hbo show, it was hilarious
WesternStandard Tween: Agreed, cease.
Bunnyboy: Martin Mull, Phyllis Diller, Chuck McCann, Larry Storch, and dozens more.
cease: did you see cat's meow, with izzard as chaplin?
cease: i think he made a number of them, poop.
cease: ive only seen dressed, from doctec, and then i saw him live in vancouver last year
Bambi: good ole Hemlock Stones
WesternStandard Tween: Izzard as chaplain? How very Python.
Bunnyboy: Izzard has about 5 standup shows available on video.
professorPoop: just the one where he discusses how they created engleberts humperdinks name
cease: i can see how he thought he was chaplin. but he was wrong.
professorPoop: my muff, ahh shocking blue
WesternStandard Tween: Did he walk funny?
Bunnyboy: Socker blue!
Dave: ugh silent movies
Bunnyboy: That's just how cease tawks.
professorPoop: steady dave
Bunnyboy: Dave: Ugh? SILENT MOVIES?!?
Bunnyboy: Oh, just wait until they release GREED on DVD...
Bambi: well, silent movies weren't really silent...they just weren't talkies ... but I understand your groan about it.
Bunnyboy: Silent movies are swell!
llanwydd: the director's cut bun?
Bunnyboy: Bambi: What? Heresy!
cease: i tawk?
Bunnyboy: llan: Would that there were such an animal...
cease: i wonder in and out of here. often what is being disgust is long from what was when i was last here
Bambi: well, there was always music ... albeit live in the movie house during silent movies right? Not really silent now is is? ;-)
Bunnyboy: Lon Chaney Sr.! Rudolph Valentino! Charlie Chaplin!
Bambi: And I could almost hear their eyes batting!
cease: my tolerance for music has diminished drastcially
Dave: silent movies are boring! I can't read the screen, just listen to the music, which can be quite inventive or bland
Bunnyboy: BUSTER BY-GOD KEATON!!!
cease: shoes for the blind!
Dave: and I thought things got better with age Cat, I'm opening up more and more and I'm slowly getting older
professorPoop: who was the guy climbing the building? not king kong
Dave: shoes for the deaf! we'll cover the whole spectrum
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bunnyboy: Harold Lloyd?
cease: what happens to everyone is different
professorPoop: ahh yes, thanks
cease: for Industry!
Bambi: yeah, 'silent' movies were not very sight impaired friendly to be sure. Movies have come a long way since then in many ways ... and lost much at the same time.
cease: i'm putting up some pages on my seemreal site about the mag i helped create.
cease: really flahsed me back to the past
WesternStandard Tween: Similar to why B&W movies like Hitchcock don't colorize well.
cease: i wrote a lot of stories about earlhy advrertising
cease: ads in the patent medicine era, where they began, and then in the silent movie era
Bunnyboy: Tween: I know why Hitchcock and Welles don't colorize well. Because it's a frickin' SIN, that's why!
llanwydd: I've never seen a colorized Hitchcock film
cease: no, colouring bw flicks is like adding a laugh track to sex
Bunnyboy: Would you take a lump of charcoal to the Mona Lisa?
Dave: yeah well a lot of blind people just didn't do anything in those times anyway, oh wait! not much has changed since 80 percent of blind people are unemployed, I'm not gonna be part of that if I can help it
Bunnyboy: llan: And, legalities willing, you never will.
Bunnyboy: The canary-yellow CASABLANCA was bad enough.
Dave: depends who's having sex, it might be humorous
cease: if you want to do something, there is much that needs to be done, dave
cease: the world is full of problems. it dont care who solves them
Dave: so I've heard Cat, think I'll start by getting educated :)
Bunnyboy: "Don't let Turner near my movies with his crayons" - Orson Welles
WesternStandard Tween: Didn't know that stat Dave. That sucks big time.
Bunnyboy: I don't know if that's a completely accurate quote, but Orson was appalled by the early colorization processes.
cease: rightfuly so, bun
professorPoop: except for the months with an R in them
Dave: I know isn't it sad? now there might be other problems than just blindness, which is different, but if you're just sitting there not doing anything cause you can't see what's in front of you...then that's a problem in my book, I was at a convention earlier this summer and it's really amazing what some of these people have done with their lives
Bunnyboy: I remember a Laurel and Hardy clip, and one of the matrons was wearing a purple dress that simply could not exist in realtime reallife.
Dave: purple's a weird color
cease: i'm glad to hear you attended it, dave
Bunnyboy: Well, I better stop ignoring my puppies. Mary's working late, and I'm all the poor mutts have...
Bunnyboy: Good reception, everybody.
professorPoop: woof woof puppies
cease: i'm no fan of competition, but becoming aware of others not unlike yourself who have done stuff you'd like to do is a very good thing
professorPoop: a bunny in charge of the puppies, only in america
WesternStandard Tween: See ya, Bun...
cease: keep on bunning
llanwydd: I must be going as well. better to go as well than as ill, I suppose
Dave: yes it is, rather than just listening to one person who decided not to do anything with their life and following that person, I'm not a follower usually
cease: with armenians, poop
professorPoop: ahh a bus arrived
Dave: layter bun and llan
llanwydd: gudnyte fokes
cease: an object at rest tends to stay at rest.
WesternStandard Tween: Nite LL.
cease: you dont have to know physics to know the truth of that
professorPoop: tallyho illan
Dave: exactly again Cat
cease: its deja vu all over again
||||||||| Around 11:12 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
WesternStandard Tween: It's deja ecouté for the first time!
Mudhead: omg, im grayed out and its late
professorPoop: I am enjoying hemlock
Mudhead: i should be shufflin along
professorPoop: to buffalo?
cease: earl gray? meet lord black
WesternStandard Tween: See ya in Buffalo, Mud...
cease: keep on buffin
Mudhead: Im goin for some aluminium
Mudhead: gnite dear friends
professorPoop: tin is in
cease: ah, limey
||||||||| Mudhead hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 11:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
professorPoop: keep em flying
professorPoop: no fries on me
WesternStandard Tween: From the flying pan into the fryer.
cease: she seems to be on the rag
cease: flying rag
WesternStandard Tween: Little Feat? Rag Momma Rag...
professorPoop: rag time piano music, often used for silent films
cease: a hole town, high on rye
professorPoop: hold the mao
cease: weed, whites and whine
professorPoop: and show me the highway
WesternStandard Tween: Now hold it over here in Pyongyang.
cease: papa oo
cease: have you heard Red Shift, tween?
cease: or are you in it?
WesternStandard Tween: Anybody know if Dr. H got the new gig he was talking about?
cease: my joke about pyongyang carrots come to mind
WesternStandard Tween: Sure haven't, cease.
cease: he only told me he was applying
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
professorPoop: I know nothing
WesternStandard Tween: What's the premise of Red Shift?
professorPoop: accounting again, or driving or a third career? I heard 3 careers is not unusual now
doctecazoid: hi, back - just to say ttfn tho, dinner has been consumed and a fine time was had by us all.
WesternStandard Tween: Another trucking gig. He was fairly optomistic.
WesternStandard Tween: Hey Doc.
professorPoop: super doc
doctecazoid: we're gonna watch 'ghost dog' as soon as daily show finishes
cease: the dalai lama is reincarnated as a microbe on mars. he's scopped up by a nasa craft and taken back to earth. then the really weird shit happens
doctecazoid: (jim jarmusch flick)
cease: doc is the producer. most of the firesigns and thier families star in it.
professorPoop: the hinduromeda strain?
doctecazoid: we rented coffee and cigarettes the other day, it's not bad - not plot, just a string of scenes between famous and not-so=famous people talking in diners, bars and restaurants over coffee and cigarettes
Dave: sorry was writing an email to people who are helping me with college, man I'm getting more excited about this, not as nervous as I was since I know my way around somewhat now
cease: i lloved down by law
professorPoop: cold comfort farm was a fun film
doctecazoid: anyway hafta take off now - lili said to say 'thanks again for all your kind wishes'
cease: but i dont think he has many stories to tell
professorPoop: when do classes start dave?
WesternStandard Tween: I've got a copy of the Daily Show where Jon "questions" some of the things the Administration has said about Iraq. A must-have if you're into Stewart. It's either Real or Quicktime format (I forget).
professorPoop: best wishes and courage, both of you!
WesternStandard Tween: Yours for the asking.
cease: best to you and lili, doc
doctecazoid: i'll check in again next week, when i hopefully can stay longer. good luck with your college experience dave.
doctecazoid: ttfn ttyl - nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................
cease: yes, stewart is fantastic
||||||||| doctecazoid departs at 11:24 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dave: classes start the 12th of Sept, I move in on the 5th of Sept, I'm trying to get my biology lab changed from Thursday 6 to 9 to like 3 to 5, basically so I can hopefully drop in on the chat, but I didn't tell the scheduling people the main reason, just said that would suck to have as a lab, which is the truth
professorPoop: my batteries have worn out again
professorPoop: they might be firesign fans, how old was the bureaucrat?
Dave: someone last week made a joke about me having a bio lecture at 9 in the morning, and now I have just that
professorPoop: that is soon
cease: you will benefit from university, dave.
WesternStandard Tween: Simply tell them that the Firesign Theatre says the class has to be rescheduled.
cease: your brian is young enough
Dave: oh no these people seem young, they wouldn't get fst
cease: dave, very very few people get firesign
Dave: yeah I wish I could say that, but they'd just look at me and wonder what the hell I was talking about
professorPoop: tell them you are blind and they must feel sorry for you
Dave: I've noticed, they're all on here
WesternStandard Tween: Not all of FST is time-topical.
Dave: nope, no one must feel sorry for me
professorPoop: I know, but they don't know that lol
WesternStandard Tween: Have you been blind since birth, Dave?
Dave: yeah they do they're the disabilities people
Dave: yes I have
professorPoop: use it to your advantage when you can, we need you in chat
cease: but youre smarter than most sighted people, dave
professorPoop: oops, I thought it was just the scheduling people
WesternStandard Tween: There are many types of vision, and many types of blindness ;
Dave: I'm very excited, got all the books for my English class, they should arrive soon, except the one that's getting scanned, anyone ever read anything by Hugh Kenner? he seems to be an analyst of the modernist era and things of that nature
professorPoop: yes tween
Dave: well I don't know about that Cat, I'm smart is some areas and stupid in others just like everyone else
cease: i mean that in the context of this chatg, dave
Dave: ah ok, well...thanks I guess
professorPoop: I loved college, I went for about 9 years for my undergraduate, close to degrees in 10 different majors
cease: the ffiresing do their stuff to make us smarrter
cease: with you and the rest of us, they succeed, eh?
Bambi: thanks Clem!
professorPoop: they do make us think
Dave: wow! I can't do that, this university is very very expensive, the parents said they'd pay for 4 years
WesternStandard Tween: Indeed, thanks Clem.
professorPoop: yes thanks ahh clem, my batteries wore out :( toad away maybe
cease: when i went ot university, it was cheap
professorPoop: virignia tech was medium expensive, I think my dad was happy to have me away from home
cease: most canuck unviersty studnets had summer jobs that paid for their winter university.
WesternStandard Tween: Unfortunately, it's like talking about the Marx Bros or WC Fields. There may be imitators, but I can't see anyone picking up the torch when they're gone.
Bambi: lol pP
Dave: this is about 37 thou a year including tuition, books, room and board, the whoe bit, yes there are more expensive ones but this is up there
cease: tween, you mean no one can pick up firesing torch?
ah,clem: good night everyone!
WesternStandard Tween: Bye Clem...
professorPoop: night and thanks again clem, have a super week and good luck :) you are the man!
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "11:35 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
WesternStandard Tween: Yikes, Dave. That ain't chump change.
professorPoop: you still have law school after undergrad, another 4 or 5
professorPoop: ouch dave ouch
Dave: nooooooooooooo it's not, my brother and sister are going to state schools, this is a private
Dave: ouch what? I missed something
Bambi: have a great night everyone! See ya next week or maybe sooner in #cni on irc.equnet.org during our live shows or any other time!
Bambi: Nytol! ;-)
professorPoop: ok bambi, ciaooo
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:38 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
professorPoop: ouch for the 37 thousand beans dave
WesternStandard Tween: Bye Bambi...
Dave: oh yeah, but I've gotten some scholarships for it
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:38 PM, then departs.
||||||||| 11:39 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
WesternStandard Tween: So where are the boyz? Come one Austin, long in...
professorPoop: I never could have hid in college for as long as I did
cease: by bambi
cease: i went to lots of unversities and taught in several more
WesternStandard Tween: That's not what I wrote. What I wrote was, Come on Austin, log in...
WesternStandard Tween: Cut that out.
cease: the lincoln logs? he dead now
professorPoop: the aliens again tween, prepare to get probed tonight also
WesternStandard Tween: I'm not a drinkin' man on duty Mr. Cox, I swear to hell I saw it.
professorPoop: my aunt would not forgive me if I did not warn you to watch out for butterflys dave
cease: did you see the flick, tween?
cease: elaine showed it to me when i met her in nyc
WesternStandard Tween: Red Shift, cease?
Dave: what? butterflies? um...
cease: it was like some rich guys home movie, as opposed to an acxtual flick
cease: no, everything you know is wrong, the firesing fick
professorPoop: you know about the birds and the bees? butterflies are girls that will go from guy to guy, watch out for your heart
cease: 73? 74?
WesternStandard Tween: Flutter bys? (The butter wouldn't melt so we put it in the pie...)
professorPoop: aunt albert, not uncle
Dave: oh I see, well I'll watch out, thanks, been burnt enough times to figure it out
WesternStandard Tween: Didn't know they made a video, cease. I'll have to look for it. I asked XM this week to put FST back on.
Dave: or pretend to figure it out
cease: were so sorry, uncle albert
cease: good for you , tween
professorPoop: oops, you have already been in that class, nevermind
WesternStandard Tween: How many aunts does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
cease: yes ldoesotne sells the vid. buy it for lodesotne sake
professorPoop: the Monty Hall, a Full monty hall?
cease: a fuck of a lot, tween
WesternStandard Tween: Will put it on the list most certainly.
cease: have you never heard my plays, or been in them, tween?
cease: i hope dave will star as a young groucho marx in my next play
WesternStandard Tween: That Sir Fuckalot to you cease.
Dave: well to be honest I still haven't figured out his inflections and accents
WesternStandard Tween: Absouletly not. Sending you my address.
professorPoop: dave has acting ambitions, he will be a lawyer
cease: you have time, dave
WesternStandard Tween: LoL P...
Dave: yep, and lord knows you've gotta do a lot of acting to pretend like you know what you're doing
professorPoop: I can do cary grant, judy judy judy
cease: well the groucho of my play was 16 and dave now too old, but he can fake a 16 year old, i think\
professorPoop: just like the rest of us dave
Dave: I'm 18, not much different, you mentioned that to me when I was 16 though
WesternStandard Tween: On the day in question, where were you when you arrived at the scene of the crime?
cease: my play is based on my family histoyr, 2 of my uncles escaped the russian navy in sf at the time of the quake. then things really get interesting
WesternStandard Tween: Sounds pretty cool, cease.
professorPoop: how many marx brothers did they have, 4 I thought
Dave: yeah that does sound cool
cease: yes i;m too lazy on that, dave. i must finish it soonest. problem is i'm getting jmore into visual, flowers, etc
professorPoop: will you have the quake scene, like atlanta in gone with the wind?
WesternStandard Tween: I thought 3, but then maybe I'm confusing them with the Stooges.
cease: i'll give myself a deadline of the end of this year then. you'll play 16 year old but well seasoned groucho, in 1906 sf
cease: no, the quake occurs at sea
professorPoop: at least 4, maybe more
cease: my uncles were actually at sea when it occurred.
cease: a bit of dialogue, a lot of sound effects
professorPoop: I thought they were in port ahh ok
cease: then they desert in burning sf
cease: speilburg would make a mint with it, but it[s not his
WesternStandard Tween: Must have been an amazing experience. I've seen film footage of Anchorage when the bay drained into a fissure.
Dave: wow cool, yeah I'll want to braille the lines so I can read them, hmmm...I'll just use a braille display what am I thinking, ok yeah that'll be cool to do, just hope I don't fuck it up
WesternStandard Tween: Really. That's cojones.
professorPoop: hurry, for 2006 anniversary
cease: they had been carpenters in st. petersburg before being dragged into the russian navy. when they got ot sf, they saw all that destrtuction and said, we can regbuild this. so they did
WesternStandard Tween: Wonder is the Russians are sorry they sold AK for a few mil.
cease: yeah i promise you (the few here) the script will finally be done and we'll have a cd out next year
professorPoop: they needed the cash at the time, same as napoleon needed his
WesternStandard Tween: That would have made British Columbia pretty interesting.
professorPoop: what if west of the mississippi stayed with france, parlez vous francais dave?
cease: their oldest brother came here. he died 45 years ago, and he was rewally oold tjhen
Dave: no hablo espano
professorPoop: ahh hola, gracias, taco, tamale, that is about it for spanish for me
Dave: I want to be a bilingual lawyer
Dave: or at least bilingual
professorPoop: ahhh, raking in the money
WesternStandard Tween: A lady comedian whose name I forget had play in Louisiana and asked, can we give the Louisiana Purchase back?
professorPoop: totie fields?
professorPoop: dinah shore?
WesternStandard Tween: Well, in Colorado, I'd go for Mexican Spanish seeing as how TX & Cal or now majority Hispanic. AZ & NM aren't far behind.
cease: dinah, shine on dinah shore
professorPoop: my county is celebrating lewis and clark, they stopped here on the west for a day or 2 in virginia
professorPoop: oops on the way west
Dave: yeah I'm gonna have to but I do want to go to Spain because it's cool
WesternStandard Tween: I dinna have a shore when I came to this country, and look at me now...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
professorPoop: the creationists do not believe in dinah shores
professorPoop: spain is hot, what are you talking about?
WesternStandard Tween: I had a lady friend who went to Spain to study Castalian Spanish. She really enjoyed herself.
cease: if you like the /th/ sound, catalan's for you
WesternStandard Tween: Like studying Parisian French though, and trying to communicate with Quebecers or Cajuns.
professorPoop: they speak a different spanish on the spanish canary islands also
Dave: yep, and I do, I lisp a lot when I speak quickly because of my short time in Spain
cease: i lvled spain cuz of architecture, food, sangria. i found it often hard to buy train tickets cuz of my lousy spanish. almost no one spoke enlgish.
professorPoop: I must toodle, so toodles, and best of luck to all ciaooooo
cease: my wife is a spanish classcal guirtarist so of course
||||||||| professorPoop departs at 12:03 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
WesternStandard Tween: Ciao, P.
cease: off he poops
cease: i suspect austin will not appear
WesternStandard Tween: I love the sound of Spanish classical guitar.
cease: good night, godot
WesternStandard Tween: Bill Payne of Little Feat does absoutely wonderful acoustic guitar licks on his keys. Have you heard Cielo Norte, cease?
cease: que pasa, manana?
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 12:06 AM train to Vancouver.
WesternStandard Tween: It's his first solo album, just released. You wife would probably like it.+
WesternStandard Tween: Well guy, I guess that's it for this chat. Se ya next week, and best of luck with school.
||||||||| At 12:07 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, WesternStandard Tween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dave: I'm gonna vanish then too I guess, layter all until next weak
||||||||| "12:07 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| switch enters at 2:50 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| Catherwood says "2:52 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs switch by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."