A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 25, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Max Von Woodrow bounds in at 5:38 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Max Von Woodrow:

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||||||||| Max Von Woodrow is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 5:39 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 5:51 AM, dragging Son of Firesign by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Son of Firesign:

||||||||| Son of Firesign leaves at 5:51 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 5:53 AM, dragging Narrator Canadienne by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Narrator Canadienne: If nothing has happened when you click the "sunny picture, go to this address without a question mark after the "mpg" http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/data/LATEST/current_eit_284small.mpg
||||||||| Narrator Canadienne departs at 5:57 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Firebroiled enters at 7:36 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Firebroiled: You people got trouble here? Well, I don’t know why you people seem to think this is magic. It’s just this little chromium switch here . . . [click]. . . My, you people are so superstitious . . .
Firebroiled: My iron lung is working again . . .
Firebroiled: One of those damn kids has a radio!
Firebroiled: You bet, Dear Friends, it is going to be all right. It’s going to be all right tonight, here at the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptious Assumption of the Blinding Light.
Firebroiled: He's turning over!
||||||||| Catherwood says "7:40 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Firebroiled by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:13 PM and commiemartyr bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
commiemartyr: Look at this grape! It's got an ever-widening hole in it!
||||||||| 8:15 PM: CommieMartyr jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| It's 8:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| CommieMartyr - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| commiemartyr - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with CommieMartyr close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:47 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem in through the front door at 8:54 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSighn Theatre' , Dear Friends...'
ah,clem: Merlin, we are back at old ip now..
ah,clem: (cni radio)
||||||||| catherwydd bounds in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
catherwydd: how's everybody?
||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| CommieMartyr - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
catherwydd: life expectancy is very short in this place
ah,clem: lol
catherwydd: I'm going to turn grey before anyone else gets here
ah,clem: cni radio feed is at
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and Merlyn bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
catherwydd: it doesn't feed me
||||||||| Outside, the 9:05 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving CommieMartyr coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
catherwydd: I've never heard cni
CommieMartyr: Which way's Goshen?\
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSighn Theatre' , Dear Friends.'
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSighn Theatre' , Dear Friends...'
ah,clem: is an mp3 stream you can listen to with winamp, etc...
ah,clem: thanks merlin
Merlyn: should feed correctly now
ah,clem: yup, all better
Merlyn: will the IP address stay there now?
ah,clem: it shold
ah,clem: should
Merlyn: can it be a regular domain name and not digits?
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:09 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
catherwydd: hey kend
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
ah,clem: not without the port... I will have to think about that...
Dr. Headphones: jl, i've seen addresses like that: www.xyz.com:8000
||||||||| Catherwood enters with aTweenByAnyOtherName close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
ah,clem: but that ip should be solid for some time to come
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Don't cross that Warf, hand me the Fires
Dr. Headphones: hey tweeny
catherwydd: any port in the storm
Merlyn: can it work with e.g. foo.com:8000/listen.pls
Dr. Headphones: a girl in every port?
||||||||| cease enters at 9:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Tornado alley
cease: hey kend. you're not working today?
catherwydd: hey cat
Dr. Headphones: had today off, have to call in tomorrow at 11am
ah,clem: right, but the cni radio domain is on another server, as I said, I'll have to think on it
aTweenByAnyOtherName: A port in every grill
cease: what is this on cni?
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:11 PM, dragging Mudhead by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
ah,clem: sure it can be done
Merlyn: ah, clem
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I take it you got the gig, Dr. H?
Dr. Headphones: a steak on every grill :) medium rare for me, please
Mudhead: anyone want a yo-yo?
Dr. Headphones: yep, tween, i've been working for over a week now.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Does that have an ISO 9960 interface?
Dr. Headphones: hi muddy
Dr. Headphones: mud: i bought their stock once, but it was up and down..... (groan)
catherwydd: since you mention port, this would be a good night to try my new batch of homemade wine
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Congrats, Dr. H.
||||||||| 9:12 PM: RealCommieMartyr jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
RealCommieMartyr: Help I'm a ghost
Dr. Headphones: so we have a REAL commie martyr and a FAKE one?
cease: youve got lots of company, commie
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I just downloaded the new RealCommieOne player.
Mudhead: thats the socialist one?
RealCommieMartyr: I swear I don't know how I did it. I was reading the ancient hyroglyphics and all hell broke loose.
catherwydd: he's from martyrs.commie
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Get's the new high school station and everything...
Dr. Headphones: ah, curse of the mummy got him
Mudhead: put out for the masses but doesnt work for anyone
cease: this sounds live
RealCommieMartyr: How do I get rid of the other me?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: It's Alive!!
Dr. Headphones: ask merlyn to kill you. he loves to knock off impostors
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off CommieMartyr at 9:14 PM
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mama close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
cease: i didnt know he was a republican
Dr. Headphones: hi mama
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Can you see the real me, doctor?
ah,clem: live from the ash grove, Cat
Dr. Headphones: that sounds like a song
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Is Carol Burnette around somewhere?
cease: the dear friends show?
Mudhead: not as round as me!
Dr. Headphones: i personally think vicki lawrence was a lot cuter than carol
cease: i saw them at the ash grove in 69. this isnt it
Dr. Headphones: but that's just me.....
RealCommieMartyr: Merlyn, are you the head bozo?
Merlyn: yes
Dr. Headphones: is it better to be a head bozo or a bozo head?
catherwydd: cute is a word I wouldn't use. at her age, anyway
cease: probably a bozo getting head
Dr. Headphones: well, i said "was"
Mudhead: i like the nose myself, its chewy, its rubber
RealCommieMartyr: Please kill CommieMartyr. It's me but I just abused a dwarf and now I don't know what to do.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I run round & round the strawbs alot.
Merlyn: I wonder if a band named Dagwood ever opened for Blondie
Merlyn: I already killed him
Dr. Headphones: the strawbs? i know someone on the net who has a group dedicated to them (among others)
cease: only her legs
||||||||| Bambi enters at 9:17 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Off to make some supper. Back in a bit...
||||||||| Outside, the 9:17 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Lincoln-Logs coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bambi: howdy folks
Dr. Headphones: i don't recall hearing anything by them, but i probably have
Dr. Headphones: hi bambi
||||||||| Mama walks away to The Auditorium.
Dr. Headphones: hey abe
cease: hi bambi
RealCommieMartyr: Thanks, now I can return to ancient Greese and return cleansed.
Mudhead: dont be mean to bambi
cease: who is mama?
catherwydd: what's your favorite strawbs song? Mine's "From the Witchwood"
Dr. Headphones: go ahead, she likes it
Bambi: hi Cat
cease: dads everywhere want to know
||||||||| At 9:18 PM, RealCommieMartyr vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| 9:18 PM: CommieMartyr jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Lincoln-Logs: I'm the one with the speedy little eyes
Merlyn: Nino says Mama is in NYC, so that narrows it down to about 8 million
CommieMartyr: I'm back, tanned and handsome!
cease: are they beaded?
Mudhead: thats a start
cease: el's in nyc. sort of
Dr. Headphones: nino says i'm in portland, oregon, and he's wrong
Mudhead: im in the state of Confusion
cease: ah, republicn
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Off to make some supper. Back in a bit...
Dr. Headphones: lincoln, are you in illinois? after all, this land is YOUR land
cease: kend, you invited a woman to this chat. i wonder if mama is her?
Merlyn: Nino is a mind boggler
Mudhead: no, its my land!
CommieMartyr: Why, this land is made of TROUSERS!
Dr. Headphones: did i invite a woman? i don't recall that, but i might have
Mudhead: for the little Mousers?
Dr. Headphones: mouseketeers
catherwydd: if lincoln were alive today I think he's be a democrat
cease: the "woman" who knew the band you were talking about, kend
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, it's possible. you know how memory tends to fade as you age
Mudhead: if lincoln was here today he wouldnt smell too good
Lincoln-Logs: http://lincolnlogs.knex.com/nostalgia.php
cease: this was a few days ago, kend
Merlyn: where are you really, 'phones?
Dr. Headphones: sturgis, michigan
Dr. Headphones: but the service i sometimes use to find where an email comes from also tells me i'm in portland oregon, so maybe i am
CommieMartyr: sounds fishy
Merlyn: all nino can guess by is your ISP
Dr. Headphones: cat: i honestly don't recall that, but it's entirely possible. you've never lied to me that i know of, but i have forgotten things, so the onus is on me. i guess that makes me an onanist?
Mudhead: but tastes like lemony cheese
CommieMartyr: I think he's a pisces
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Trout fishing in the reflecting pool. H?
CommieMartyr: Working for scale
Dr. Headphones: i'm a gemini
Lincoln-Logs: I was lost but now I'm found
Mudhead: he'll bite at anythin
Lincoln-Logs: Close the curtain, Fred.
Dr. Headphones: i recall real lincoln logs one christmas, came in what appeared to be a giant oatmeal container
cease: your ken nordine post to chromiium switch, kend
||||||||| Mama has arrived at the appointed hour of 9:25 PM.
Dr. Headphones: ah, cat, you have successfully jogged my memory!
catherwydd: so we've got a pisces and a gemini here. any fire signs?
cease: you invited her here.
Dr. Headphones: i now recall the emails in question.
Lincoln-Logs: that's my white mama
catherwydd: I'm just a lowly earthsign
Dr. Headphones: well, if that's mama, then i'm happy she arrived
Mudhead: we're all fire signs on this bus
Dr. Headphones: i'm an octagonal stopsign :)
cease: you have mamas of other colours?
Merlyn: I'll track her down...
Dr. Headphones: my mama is white, as am i. of the caucasian persuasion
Lincoln-Logs: all of the white mamas look like eminems
||||||||| Merlyn, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Auditorium.
Mama: My mama is geshia
Dr. Headphones: i saw ad on tv for giant M&Ms today, haven't tried to find them in store yet though
CommieMartyr: Oh look, there's a blue one
||||||||| Merlyn climbs in through the window at the ungodly hour of 9:27 PM
cease: is that a geisha that works for GE?
Lincoln-Logs: a cat's eye among aggies
Mama: I have good news
Dr. Headphones: aggie? must be from texas then :)
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Ralph Spoilsport's new and greatly used Chinchillas.
Lincoln-Logs: not insane
catherwydd: I grew up in the town where they make m&ms
Dr. Headphones: tell us, mama, please
catherwydd: I used to play at the factory when I was a kid
Mama: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by calling Geico
Dr. Headphones: lol!
Mudhead: that reptile insurance?
Dr. Headphones: i'm with progressive
Mama: I used to be
Mudhead: i like the regressive one myself
Lincoln-Logs: call for a free quone
catherwydd: I have geico, I'll be saving 10 percent by taking a defensive driving course in a few days
Dr. Headphones: i used to be with state farm, but decided my potatoes didn't need insurance any more
Mudhead: not in the state your in
Mudhead: ah-Clem...Hi
aTweenByAnyOtherName: People may want to know, but only your hairdresser knows for sure.
cease: i have this and all the other dear friends yet i dont recognize this at all
Mudhead: give me the irc address please?
catherwydd: I with Repressive Progressive
Mudhead: caught in the middle wif you?
Dr. Headphones: i must admit i'm not listening to (or peeing in) the stream. goofball movie on tv i'm watching: "evolution"
Lincoln-Logs: He was the voice of Big Brother
cease: hi ah
Mudhead: Hi Clem
Dr. Headphones: big brother is watching you.
Mama: I was watching big brother earlier
Lincoln-Logs: I'm not watching Big Brother
CommieMartyr: You guys all using digi cams?
Bambi: hi Clem
Mudhead: just walk out and stare up and smile
Dr. Headphones: CM: i have still one, no movies
Mudhead: type that out the irc address please
Bambi: Hi to Rick on the road in Ohio ... online from truckstop :-)
Merlyn: Phil Proctor used to be Big Brother
Mama: What does that mean Mud?
CommieMartyr: Is he still holding?
ah,clem: irc.equnet.org #cni
Lincoln-Logs: http://www.well.com/user/silly/silly.jpg
Dr. Headphones: i was holding until i saw the cops drive up, then i ditched it
Mudhead: i need the irc, the internet relay chat server address for the chat
Dr. Headphones: ah, a firehead for sure!
Mama: i meant that walk out look and smile thing you said
Dr. Headphones: mud: irc.equnet.org
CommieMartyr: I see a long haired zhlub sitting in a storage shed.
Dr. Headphones: i think that's right, i've been there before and lived to tell the tale
cease: the tale of the giant rat?
CommieMartyr: lock up?
cease: i'm afraid the world still isnt ready for that one
Dr. Headphones: lincoln: you don't want to see me in my present condition: haven't shaved in a couple days, didn't even comb my hair (the remaining few) today
cease: you dont need to shave for walmart, kend?
Lincoln-Logs: How do I get my picture added to the Rogue's Gallery at the bottom of the Thursday Nite webpage? http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/Thursday.html
aTweenByAnyOtherName: The Giant Rat has a tail to tell...
Dr. Headphones: nope, cat, but i probably will tomorrow.
cease: i hacvent shaved since march,
Dr. Headphones: LL: ask merlyn, he's keeper of the sacred website
cease: 1976
Merlyn: just tell me where a picture of you is, lincoln logs
Dr. Headphones: i generally do every 2-3 days
Merlyn: is your middle name "cheese" by any chance?
catherwydd: I used to be called LL. Now there's another one
Dr. Headphones: LL is not to be confused with ll
aTweenByAnyOtherName: With apologies to the folks in Sumatra who are very probably still suffering...
Mama: Cool J?
cease: that would be Y in spanish?
Dr. Headphones: cool whip
Dr. Headphones: all my cats of nine tails are missing eight of them
Dr. Headphones: although i did have a tailless cat once
aTweenByAnyOtherName: LoL, Clem... They really need to put more podcasts...
cease: my last cat had a ring tale,
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Not sure if they should put them up or down, but they should put them...
cease: i found out in a a magazine that it was an actual breed of cat.
cease: i always thought it was a birth defect
catherwydd: my cat didn't have any stories to tell
Dr. Headphones: my cats tell me stuff all the time. unfortunately, i don't speak cat language
Mudhead: I do
cease: you know all you need to know
Mudhead: tell me what they said, I'll translate
||||||||| Lincoln-Logs is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:41 PM.
Dr. Headphones: mrrrow
catherwydd: is a ringtail cat the same as a ringball cat?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Boney close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. Headphones: hi boney
Mudhead: is that with three r's?
Dr. Headphones: ringball, hairball? connection here?
cease: hi bone
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I was smokin' a Doobie (not in China Grove TX, mind you), and wondered, was it something they said?
CommieMartyr: My cat's name is Casey. Just in Casey can't remember.
Dr. Headphones: smokin' a doobie and drinkin' blackwater? hmmm, i hear a song comin' on.......
catherwydd: yeah the Doobies were smokin back in the day
Dr. Headphones: i once had a cat named casey, or more properly, KC, as in kitty cat
CommieMartyr: Please, only throw edible vegetables.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: W.C. Fields forever...
Boney: Lincoln_Logs ARE thrown out the window.
Mama: i want some chicken
Dr. Headphones: i had a wonderful home-grown tomato this week, just as tasty as could be
catherwydd: or for now at least
CommieMartyr: Hoed growed's always best.
Dr. Headphones: and a couple weeks ago i had some fried green tomatoes. actually, not bad at all
CommieMartyr: ewwww
cease: mine are coming along. should be eaten fresh tomatoes soon
Mudhead: something
cease: bathing in blackberrys these days
Dr. Headphones: how many times are veggies mentioned by the FST?
Mama: and a biscuit
catherwydd: I've got a ton of green tomatoes. About an hour ago I picked one and added it to my coleslaw. Nice addition
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Is this Moody heaven?
cease: a lot, kend
Dr. Headphones: i know there's meat on the highway
CommieMartyr: Every time they clean up the stage.
Mudhead: in Mystic CT
CommieMartyr: Mystic
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Actually, fried green tomatoes if cooked properly are quite delectible. Not to mention detectible.
Boney: Lemons here in low cal SoCal.
Mudhead: true story
Dr. Headphones: big aquarium there i know, i met doc and klok in the parking lot there once
Mudhead: I know the driver of the truck
CommieMartyr: Yes, but no respectable... oh never mind
Mama: and a mystic to go with it would be nice
Mudhead: thats right where the meat hit the road
cease: we were in sorrento 3 years ago. great lemons from mt vesuvius soil
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Wouldn't you like to raise the level of your holmes?
catherwydd: they are similar to fried eggplant actually
CommieMartyr: It's Don G.!
Dr. Headphones: speaking of mystics, klok turned me on to BBC special on madame blavatsky earlier this week, quite interesting. will try to find URL if anyone wants it
Boney: And undersize naval oranges that you can juice. And peaches.
Mudhead: back door latch broke, 200 lbs of choice hamburger sailed out
Boney: slippage
catherwydd: Don G. O'Vonnie
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Eggplant parmasean. Yum.
Mama: no yum
ah,clem: CNI "a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" ,Dear Friends
catherwydd: I'm sure Mme B. was a fraud
Mama: chicken and biscuit
Boney: The lemons are huge. That tree cranks 'em out 365 days a year.
Dr. Headphones: peaches bring back bad memories for me. worked in a packing plant once, saw enough of them to last me a lifetime
Dr. Headphones: mama: anything is good with biscuits :)
Mama: peach cobbler would be good too
Mudhead: how do peaches pack?
CommieMartyr: A peach packer! Wellllllll
Dr. Headphones: and i do have a cat named biscuit, his sister is muffin
Mama: very true doc
cease: my parents have a meyer lemon tree in la. excellent lemon
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" , Dear Friends'
||||||||| 9:50 PM: klokwkdog-chillin jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Mudhead: not your lemon tree, but meyer lemon tree
aTweenByAnyOtherName: So, hows 'bout everybody send e-mails to NPR & Siruis et al asking them to put FST on the air?
Dr. Headphones: hey klok, was just speaking of you a few seconds ago
ah,clem: hi klok
catherwydd: hey klok
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Arrf.
Bambi: hey Klok
Bambi: I am back now
Dr. Headphones: arrf? who let little orphan annie in here?
catherwydd: my parents have one or two lemon trees too. they live in daytona
klokwkdog-chillin: hey everyone; great to see you persevered Ken
cease: bet your front looks even better, bambi
Dr. Headphones: my parents have some orange trees, crop wasn't too good this year for some reason
cease: hi klok
Bambi: was helping a friend get going on his new cellular broadband in his computer.
Mudhead: peaches are HUGE here this year
klokwkdog-chillin is going to paint some of his oaks so he can have orange trees, too
cease: where is here?
Mudhead: like a pound a piece
Mama: huge peaches are good
CommieMartyr: Mud, you in georgia?
catherwydd: where, mud?
Mudhead: New England
Mama: makes a good cobbler
Dr. Headphones: uh, oaks painted orange still aren't citrus trees
CommieMartyr: I think he's havin' us on.
catherwydd: new england is not famous for peaches
Mudhead: but they sell em by the lb
klokwkdog-chillin: good point, Ken; I'll nail some lemons to them, too
CommieMartyr: No, only half an lb....
Mudhead: so 3 peaches is 3 lbs, its not fair
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Thanks, Clem... Great stuff...
Bambi: hey Ken!
catherwydd: I've worked on an apple orchard in VT, though. Many years ago
Mama: big is better
CommieMartyr: I love it when women say that
Dr. Headphones: it ain't the fruit, it's the motion (to mix metaphors)
catherwydd: not everything is better bigger
Bambi: lol
Mama: Oh no, it IS the fruit
catherwydd: squash is no good if it gets too big
Mama: Bad fruit ain't good
CommieMartyr: <<< Dr. Headphones: and good fruit ain't bad
CommieMartyr: odd
Dr. Headphones: even
Mama: peaches n' creeeam
Dr. Headphones: i ate not long ago, you guise are making me hungry again
CommieMartyr: I miskeyed and got a strange response. I think this thing's alive.
catherwydd: I didn't plant any fruit this year but I've got grapes growing wild all over my back yard
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Paper in fire bests rotten peaches.
Dr. Headphones: i have a couple blackberry vines in back, but birds always get them before i do
CommieMartyr: Jesus that's heavy, tween
catherwydd: Rotten Peaches is an Elton John song
cease: northvan is awash with blackberries
aTweenByAnyOtherName: He ain't heavy, he's my mothra.
CommieMartyr: I just moved here, I got nothing or I'd be growin' maters right along.
cease: nothing better than a handful of fresh blackberrys and plain cheese cake
Mama ( @ rotten peaches
CommieMartyr: I don't guess it maters
Mudhead: i must go attend to a recalcitrant pc on the other side of the room, Im possibly going to end its miserable virus infected life
Dr. Headphones: uh oh, mud, i foresee trouble
CommieMartyr: It's the humane thing to do
Mudhead: I'll see your four and raise you five
aTweenByAnyOtherName: If you lived here, you'd be holmes bye NOW.
CommieMartyr: I use the Winchester 30-30 computer tune up tool.
Mama: i gotta full house
Dr. Headphones: you live in shadow valley condoms?
Mama: wanna come see?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I have 30-30 vision.
Dr. Headphones: aces and eights, mama?
Mudhead: yes, im near nyc Mama
catherwydd: black currants don't seem to grow in the U.S. I only see imported black currant products
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:00 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: and speaking of nyc...here's el
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mudhead: hiya E
Mama: yeah sure doc
ah,clem: hi E!
Elayne: Hey, Jim and Fran, congrats on your daughter's birthday today!
cease: are you healthier, el?
Dr. Headphones: howdy, elayne
catherwydd: hi Elayne!
Mudhead: is there cake?
Merlyn: hi E
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Hey, E.
Elayne: A bit, Cat. I did something stupid at dinner tonight, I actually drank coffee, and my throat kinda closed up. But otherwise I'm about 99% okay now.
Mudhead: hi Elayne
Elayne: Yeah, any cake in celebration, Fran?
Mama: got some cake too
klokwkdog-chillin is glad CNI isn't politically-oriented. He just got back from Political Orientation and now points N by NW...
Dr. Headphones: cat: no black currants here, only direct and alternating
klokwkdog-chillin: 'lo E
Elayne: Love me black currants. Ribena is my friend!!
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Let them eat Cakewalk.
Mudhead: thats discriminatin, no black currants
catherwydd: you allergic, Elayne?
Elayne: Red currants are delish as well.
Mudhead: ok , I'll be back
Mama: what's wrong wit black?
Bambi: hey E!
CommieMartyr: If you eat cakewalk, will you dance to a different tune?
Dr. Headphones: what is a currant? i've heard of them, don't think i've ever seen or eaten one
Elayne: I didn't think so, Llan, but maybe IHOP put something "special" in the coffee...
cease: grapes are all good
Bambi: yes, cake was at our daughter's friend's house Elayne ... outside Chicago!
catherwydd: you can actually get ribena in NYC? I've only had it in England
Bambi laughs
Elayne: Dr. H: http://visualpalate.typepad.com/visual_palate/images/currant1-thumb.jpg
CommieMartyr: you mean gribbinous?
Elayne: Of course we can get 'Bena in NYC. I'm married to an Englishman, we have all sorts of sources. :)
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Who you callin' black?
Dr. Headphones: an interesting looking fruit
Elayne: Actually we live in a pretty Irish neighborhood so we get a lot of foods they sell in that part of the world.
Elayne: And here are some black currants: http://www.berrycrops.net/images/XmbcBC2.jpg
CommieMartyr: an interesting looking fruit, he was wearing seersucker!
klokwkdog-chillin fetches a Sam Adams
Elayne: That first picture is actually a close-up, Dr. H. They're fairly tiny things, smaller than blueberries.
Dr. Headphones: the black ones look more tasty
Elayne: Kind of tangy taste. We used to grow them in our garden when I lived in NJ.
catherwydd: There's a lot of british stuff I've come to really miss. Steak and kidney pie, ribena, wheatabix, english mustard...
cease: i was just listening to neal amid last night and noticed my use of the word seersucker
cease: the kind of word that leaps out at you
Mama: black is always more tasty
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I'll bet Pat Robertson gets away with it. Not to be political or anything...
Dr. Headphones: i had a seersucker suit once, back in the 70s
Elayne: Llan, I can get most of that. Dunno about the first, but we have Wheatabix in the cupboard and we're never without our Colman's mustard.
CommieMartyr: it just dares you to say anything
Dr. Headphones: "once you go black, you never go back" is what i hear ;)
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Brown Sugar!!
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Once you break the Constitution, you can never go back.
cease: just got some rosemary and thyme mustard the other day. delicious
Elayne: We even get British sweets. The store a couple doors down from our all-you-can-eat sushi place is an Irish food store that sells pretty much all the British sweets.
Mama: yeah, i've heard that too
cease: though we basially live on dill mustard, american i think
CommieMartyr: good as any
Elayne: Except Galaxy, naturally, as that's my favorite. So I have to buy them in the local supermarket.
catherwydd: lemon squash! great stuff
Dr. Headphones: i eat generic brown mustard most of the time, but sometimes buy the good brown stuff
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Brother cease hasn't had his medication.
Elayne: We're pretty spoiled. Rob gets just about all the British supplements he wants. We can even get stuff like Eno's.
cease: is it better than Phliips?
Elayne: Eno's is WAAAAY better than Philips, or Pepto-Bismol, or just about any American upset-stomach med.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Wilson can't be scene.
catherwydd: when I was in england the major food outlet was Tesco. Rather inexpensive and it had everything
Boney: Soon all supplements will be available by prescription only in the U.S.
Elayne: The only thing it's not better than is Imodium.
Boney: slippage
Elayne: But it works on pretty much anything else that ails your insides...
Dr. Headphones: my ex takes sudafed every day, it soon will be unavailable as it's a great precursor to methamphetamine
Boney: supple meant
Elayne: Yes, Tesco was my favorite too. They've finally started carrying sushi in the cold foods section.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: There's a new flaw in the Tesco hardware. We just can't talk about it for a few years.
cease: isnt thatr the name of a comedian, eno philips? or so i had assumed
Dr. Headphones: emo philips
Dr. Headphones: and brian eno
CommieMartyr: emo brian eno
cease: tall guy
Dr. Headphones: never seen either one, heard both
CommieMartyr: pointy head
Elayne: If Emo Phillips married Brian Eno...
Elayne: (I miss the Laugh-In joke wall.)
Boney: Who put the ephidrene in Peter Bergman's joke routine?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: 801 Live? Great album. Baby's On Fire...
catherwydd: blast from the past, elayne
cease: where, boney?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Also like Strait & Yes. Go figure.
Dr. Headphones: damn, i'm old enough to remember that, too
Elayne: I loved the "if so-and-so married so-and-so" bits...
Elayne: If Emo Philips married Brian Eno, divorced him and married Yoko Ono, he'd be... well, you can build on that...
Boney: organic crank from the medicine chest of mother nature
CommieMartyr: I like yes. I hear it so infrequently
catherwydd: any of the Yesheads here going to buy "The Word is Live"?
Mama: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dr. Headphones: llan: haven't heard of it, but then i kinda lost track of them after i quit doing heavy drugs
CommieMartyr: I would if it were the original lineup
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Haven't kept up Catherwood, how's the sound? Wakeman on boards?
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside aTweenByAnyOtherName and says "Did you want me?"
catherwydd: Commie, it's practically all the line-ups
Boney: I kid the tweakers
cease: how many czecks could dubcek check if dubchek could check czechs?
Dr. Headphones: an anthology over the years? might be good then
Dr. Headphones: wonder if ABWH is on there? :)
aTweenByAnyOtherName: throw Songs from the Wood on the Firesign, C
Boney: Merlyn, I don't like that picture. Did you see the URL I sent you? I cropped it myself.
catherwydd: live stuff that you've never heard. never even heard OF some of it
klokwkdog-chillin: big article in NYT last week about UK regs. wondering if Tesco is too big, too dominant in the food biz
CommieMartyr: "owners.." was their last song I listened to. Loved earlier stuff. Heart of the sunrise and such.
Dr. Headphones: cat: wasn't he the head of czechoslovakia in '68 when ussr invaded?
Boney: http://www.well.com/user/silly/boney.jpg
cease: yep
cease: czechmate
Dr. Headphones: now why did i remember that useless fact? that was a LONG time ago
catherwydd: The Word is Live will be out in a few days. I'll be looking for it
Dr. Headphones: and i didn't remember inviting someone to chat a couple days ago
cease: it was memorable
CommieMartyr: Well, it's about time
cease: 68 was the last year i lived in your godforsaken country. i remember it well
klokwkdog-chillin: what about Skodova?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Big fan of iTunes. Might take a look. Thanks...
Dr. Headphones: i do remember that the tigers won the series that year. i'm not a fan, but my grandfather was from near detroit, he was enthralled
klokwkdog-chillin: weren't you out there in the Spring, chanting "DUB-check, SKO-vo-da"?
cease: they beat gibson. amazing
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Tick Tock and the Wurd, MF!
Dr. Headphones: cat: yes, every day i wonder about god and this country. when a "preacher" calls for killing a foreign head of state we are in sad shape
catherwydd: some of us like the place, cat
Dr. Headphones: klok: i don't recall that name at all
aTweenByAnyOtherName: You, fraidies, Dr. H?
klokwkdog-chillin: godforsaken? au contraire, mon ami I would argue that we currently have an extreme excess god in the USA...
cease: i like to visit, catherwyd. had a delightful visit with el and others recently
Mama: whoa
cease: livng in la in the late 60s is how i know the firesign theatre.
CommieMartyr: He'll send a bozo to do his light work
Elayne: Has Robertson called for a fatwa on his Liberian dictator buddy yet? Just checking.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: He's a Patsie for the communist youth brigade of Halliburton.
Dr. Headphones: and if jerry falwell gives me any trouble, i'll sic vishnu on him
klokwkdog-chillin is reminded of the Conan the Barbarian clips they intro TLLTS podcast with lately
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Many new starships. The Lao Tsu, The Vishnu.
Dr. Headphones: i'm an equal opportunity deist
klokwkdog-chillin: Robertson? I think the CIA should "take him out"... ;-)
catherwydd: pat robertson issued an ostentatious apology. Then went on to say, "I never said assassinate. I said take him out. That could mean anything". But he very clearly DID say "assassinate".
CommieMartyr: DH, that might very well be the Miller Beer Sayin' of the Evening
klokwkdog-chillin: I want a stone tablet with positions from the Kama Sutra put on the courthouse lawn...
Dr. Headphones: republicans are good at lying, even if it is wrong for a christian to do it
cease: i used the word "godforsaken" in the sense that the firesign used it in temporarily humboldt county
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Let's see... The President of Russia. The former President of the U.S. Big Brother, Mr. Proctor?
catherwydd: but he won't comment on his "apology:
Dr. Headphones: does anyone remember the national lampoon map of the world? the only thing i remember was "godforsaken, greenland"
catherwydd: got mail. brb
klokwkdog-chillin is reminded of the movie, Rustler's Rhapsody, the scene where evil cattle baron Andy Griffith tells his henchmen to "take care of her" (his daughter)
cease: no femail?
Mudhead: Im BACK from the fiddlers!
Mama: fem fatal
klokwkdog-chillin: and they get ready to shoot her and he angrily says, "No! No! I said take care of her"...
Boney: I've got this theory that Johnny Carson isn't really dead. He's a zombie and has stolen the identity of Pat Robertson.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Hey, whatever put food on the table and a roof over the head.
Dr. Headphones: fiddlers are just violinists from outside the city
CommieMartyr: look at this bow!
Mama: Tupac is alive too
||||||||| "10:22 PM? 10:22 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bubba's Brain should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bubba's Brain enters and sits on the couch.
klokwkdog-chillin: fempire!
Mudhead: TY TY (takes a bow)
Dr. Headphones: hi, BB
Elayne: Hello Bubba!
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
cease: best damn fiddler from kalabogie ot kaladar, greatr old canuck flick
Mudhead: hiya BB
Boney: Tupac a day until I quit
cease: i thikn margot kidder's first
klokwkdog-chillin: Tupac is alive and well in Mexico City!
cease: she was amazingly erotic in it
klokwkdog-chillin: I can't bear this skit
Dr. Headphones: and where does jim morrison live now?
CommieMartyr: Guadalahara wont do?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Live from Bloomingtons in Hoosierland...
cease: under all the garbage on his grave in paris
Boney: Elvis... Never mind.
Dr. Headphones: hey, i did pass through bloomington, indiana the other day
cease: im never goin back to my old school
Dr. Headphones: elvis...has left the building
catherwydd: more spam. I can't eat that stuff but I keep getting it fed to me
Boney: ergot flubber
Bubba's Brain: CM, you never goin back to yourold school?
Mudhead: but is Spam jelly a spermicidall?
CommieMartyr: I did not think... well, you know the story.
Boney: haumps
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Great town, Dr. H. Stop in a share the vibe. Music school as good or better than Juliard.
Dr. Headphones: i was in a hurry, just passed through on m;y way to somewhere else
catherwydd: bloomington is where R.E.M. recorded the best album of the 1980s, "Life's Rich Pageant".
klokwkdog-chillin: Calabogie
Boney: ishtar
Dr. Headphones: do i recall correctly that it's on US31 north of indy and south of south bend?
klokwkdog-chillin: what about Green? ;-)
CommieMartyr: wherever you are
Dr. Headphones: soylent green. mmmmmm
catherwydd: we were talking about bloomington weren't we?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: 15 years is a long time since I've been in Billville.
Boney: okay, Johnny's not a zombie. Just wishful thinking
Mama: wasn't that a movie?
Dr. Headphones: i wish carson was still alive, one of the best comedians around
aTweenByAnyOtherName: 37.
Mama: But Tupac is alive
Bubba's Brain: What is north of indy on 31?
Dr. Headphones: 42
Dr. Headphones: bloomington
Elayne: I'm a bit too bushed for this chat tonight. See y'all next week.
Bubba's Brain: Nite E.
Dr. Headphones: later, e, refresh and recoup
aTweenByAnyOtherName: The sumner of 42.
Elayne: *yawn*
Mudhead: if Carson was here today he wouldnt smell too good either
||||||||| 10:27 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog-chillin: bye, E!
catherwydd: one of the most prolific comedians anyway
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Until last time again, E.
Boney: Freddie de Cordova and the reanimated corpse of Ronny Reagan and I got together and decided that it's time to take out whatisface
Bubba's Brain: Bloomington is south by southeast of Indy on 37.
Dr. Headphones: is de cordova still alive?
catherwydd: I think Carlin was the best, in his prime time days
Mudhead: not since 52
Dr. Headphones: carlin has become cynical in his old age. not as funny, but still very topical
Boney: fred is not dead
catherwydd: his "Take Offs and Put Ons" is the best standup comedy album of all time
catherwydd: it was his first too
Dr. Headphones: i actually heard some old "button down" newhart on sirius the other day, had me laughing as i drove down the road
Boney: unless he is
CommieMartyr: My dad had newhhart's first album. we laughed sill
CommieMartyr: silly
catherwydd: I have "Button Down Mind". Very good but very short
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I like accorian accompianment. Flaco Jimenez is big here. Check out Partners with Stills singing lead.
Boney: is it true that Al Franken doesn't like FST? Why?
Dr. Headphones: http://povonline.com/2001/News091801.htm
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Leave out the "D", please...
CommieMartyr: welcome to heaven, here's your harp. Welcome to Hell, heres your accordian.
Dr. Headphones: thank grid for google
Boney: all must learn to play the piano
Dr. Headphones: boney: i already can :)
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Oh mother of pearl... They've got Jerry Springer on Air America in the mornings.
Mama: me too
CommieMartyr: good tune, man
aTweenByAnyOtherName: All must learn to play the mouth.
Dr. Headphones: yep, tween, and he's a liberal commentator
CommieMartyr: toon, I mean
Bubba's Brain: A common 'tater?
Dr. Headphones: well, CM, i posted the link for decordova, toward the bottom
catherwydd: Springer is pretty hard to stand
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Hotter than Heater in Hellmouth. 100 for a couple of weeks.
Boney: Jerry Springer vs. Pat Robertson. You have a choice. That's Democracy! That's Freedom! That's what we're fighting for in Iraq
aTweenByAnyOtherName: That'll be the day, when I die...
Mama: Springer is funny just to watch the goofballs
CommieMartyr: that'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
Dr. Headphones: mama: i sometimes do just to watch the fights
klokwkdog-chillin: the heat hear has finally broken, Clem
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Rockin' around the klok.
klokwkdog-chillin: Elayne is gone, Clem!
Mudhead: well its almost time to put the puter on the other side of the room down, its the only humane thing to do
ah,clem: oh, well..
Dr. Headphones: mud: do it quickly. you know they hate to suffer in pain
catherwydd: Springer's job is making bad people worse
cease: you can type and talk at the same time?
Bubba's Brain: Well, I can't stay. Just wanted to say HI to everyone.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Take your big black cow, and say hello to the Rotunda.
Mudhead: cya BB
Dr. Headphones: thanks for stopping by, BB
Bubba's Brain: Nytol.
CommieMartyr: bye bubba.
Dr. Headphones: sleep-eze
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes off, saying "10:35 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Boney: we finally have Morality in government
Mudhead: Im takin out the big Whembley for this one
klokwkdog-chillin: nice to CU, Bubba
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Over and out, BB.
Boney: and on TV
Dr. Headphones: mud: use the BAR
Mudhead: hmm
Mudhead: decisions, decisions
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Isn't it about time we had morality in government?
Dr. Headphones: or the 30-.06
Mudhead: nah. too small
Dr. Headphones: tween: we have never had it, why start now?
Mudhead: maybe the 50 cal?
CommieMartyr: high velocity
Boney: internet instant poll... cast your vote... Springer or Robertson
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Or the occasional tire iron weilded by the Teamsters.
CommieMartyr: springer
Dr. Headphones: springer, hands down.
Mama: springer
Mudhead: high velocity just makes small holes and ends up a few miles away
Dr. Headphones: robertson will burn in hell if i have any pull with god
cease: ive heard a few minutes of his air america show. sounds ok to me
aTweenByAnyOtherName: AFL? Ciao, O...
klokwkdog-chillin: I was poking around near a lake in NH and found a whole bunch of shell casings. .257 Roberts. WTF? That's a pretty weird caliber
cease: ive never seen his tv show. perhaps i'm lucky in that
CommieMartyr: They are every widening holes
Dr. Headphones: .257? never heard of it, but then, i'm not a real gun nut either
Boney: I think I'll move to Europe. You can body surf down the high street
Mudhead: that machine needs a BIG hole!
aTweenByAnyOtherName: A nice little chocolate treat, springer.
klokwkdog-chillin: I mean, you could shoot deer with it, but it's kind of a lightweight
Dr. Headphones: cat: it's like pro wrestling: all entertainment, no reality
Mama: big holes are bad
cease: coimbra, the city we were in 3 years ago, is surrounded by flames
klokwkdog-chillin: but it's not something you go out pot-shotting with, which is what they were doing
aTweenByAnyOtherName: You can get begonias in grovernor's square.
klokwkdog-chillin: it was real brass, too, not reloads, so a box of that stuff is $20 or more
cease: the swiss citeis we were in in 80 are under water
Dr. Headphones: i never shot pot, didn't use needles at all. only smoked or ate it
cease: lets see if their watches take a lickin and keep on tickin
catherwydd: robertson made the same kind of ostentatious apology that he made after he said he'd like to blow up the State Dept.
Mudhead: either a big hole or a float test
CommieMartyr: bucko, you can get Terra del Fuego
klokwkdog-chillin: ah, those swiss, always trying something exotic
Boney: They were surfing in Fort Lauderdale today. The hurricane made the waves better
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Jean Ristori mixing Yes at RFK. Big fun.
klokwkdog-chillin: i suppose we'll ahve to have underwater cities, too
Dr. Headphones: i love their cheese
Dr. Headphones: who'dathunk to put *holes* in cheese?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Do you fathom the new cities?
CommieMartyr: under sea by rail, klock
cease: sealab 2005?
Mudhead: I want a vote, shooting or drowning?
klokwkdog-chillin: well, minority carriers are real slow, Ken. not a popular idea ;-)
CommieMartyr: shooting
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Mexican & Chinese as slaves... Mmmmm... See Maximillian and The Boxer Rebellion.
Boney: is Miami an underwater city? I'll have to go watch the Weather Channel
klokwkdog-chillin: sealab 2005, an Irwin Allen production
cease: just machines will make big decisions
Mudhead: thats one vote
Dr. Headphones: mud: for the 'puter? shooting is more permanent, i think
Mudhead: thats two
CommieMartyr: and by '76 we'll be a ok
Boney: and they say that fire and water don't mix
Mudhead: well, float test is into 40' of water
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Mr. Bush should trade his rach for low-lying property in FL. No such thing as global warming.
klokwkdog-chillin cocks the penlet and prepares to shoot up for the 5th time today...
Dr. Headphones: "the human male is the only primate without a bone in his penis." show on NGC about sex
Mudhead: another vote for shooting
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Bye 76 we'll be under a different judicial system.
catherwydd: there's already one Bush too many in FL
CommieMartyr: can't get no worse
Mudhead: lol
Dr. Headphones: i'm worried that jeb will follow dubya into d.c.
Boney: lock Jerry Springer, Pat Robertson and Martha Stewart in a room for all eternity
Dr. Headphones: oh god, boney, that's a real mental picture!
Boney: we're building a better hell for you... global climate change? nuclear energy is the answer
klokwkdog-chillin: ouch
catherwydd: actually, I'm sorry for Martha. but put pat and jerry together
Dr. Headphones: that's "nucular" now, you know
CommieMartyr: you know what? I'd use my own trusty (rusty) .38 special
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Ah, I saw the burnet bush.
Mudhead: thats still two
Mama: How did martha just get out of jail and get all these damn shows?
Mudhead: no voting twice
aTweenByAnyOtherName: It talked to me.
Dr. Headphones: martha did the crime, did the time, gets the dime
Boney: We're talking POWER, Chucko
Dr. Headphones: he said the word...POWER
catherwydd: she deserves it, mama
catherwydd: kevin trudeau did nearly two years. you remember the infomercial guy?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Peopel of Walls for the Eradication of Rogues
catherwydd: martha did nothing wrong
Boney: Ron Popeel?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I've seen the lite! I'm twice dislexic!
Dr. Headphones: only trudeau i recall was the canadian PM
Boney: Pocket fisherman
CommieMartyr: Didn't you see "M"?
cease: gary?
Dr. Headphones: oh yeah, the cartoon guy also
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Being a model is so hard...
Mama: she needs to stick with being the domestic diva and leave the apprentice stuff to the Don
catherwydd: no, the "mega memory" guy
cease: i still dont think he wants to ditch uncle duke. very weird stuff he did about hunter's death
CommieMartyr: Don Cornelius
Dr. Headphones: is martha doing that sort of tv show now? damn, i'd hate to work for her
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Friends. Accept this is how young people live in America.
Mudhead: i have a recent George Carlin quote, brb
cease: about hunter?
CommieMartyr: Is it the one about the brown ribbon?
klokwkdog-chillin: well, that stick says my sugar is 98. not long enough since "lunch" (7:30PM) or the sam adams, I guess
cease: i did not appreciate harry' shearer's comments
Mudhead: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
klokwkdog-chillin: anyway, on to dinner! BRB
catherwydd: I think I remember don cornelius. soul train?
Mudhead: Boy, I feel a lot safer now that Martha Stewart is behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." What's wrong with this picture??
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Hunter is fertilizer. Just how he wanted it.
cease: eat well, klok
klokwkdog-chillin: not to mention that they can't locate a tall, bearded Yemini in Pakistan...
Dr. Headphones: what is normal, klok?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: A talking human? Blasphemy!
Mama: everything Mud
CommieMartyr: right, old butler
aTweenByAnyOtherName: I've heard of a talking horase...
Boney: Mudhead.
catherwydd: horass, tween?
Dr. Headphones: whore ass talks? must have been eating beans
cease: red beans and reds
Dr. Headphones: i dated a woman (one time!) who farted when she orgasmed. once was enough for me, thank you very much
Boney: Martha Stewart in a room with Kobe Bryant and O.J. Simpson is a movie that Clarence Thomas would watch.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: He sold his sun at Ralph Spoilsport.
cease: you have the worst luck, kend
catherwydd: I can't help but have some contempt for Johnny Depp after what he did with 2 million dollars
Mudhead: tru
Dr. Headphones: yep, ain't it the truth
Mama: that's when its real good Doc :)
Mudhead: what did he do?
catherwydd: He can do what he wants with his money but doesn't it make you hope he ends up on the skids someday?
Dr. Headphones: mama: well, it was during mutual oral sex. need i say more?
Boney: How about Paris Hilton, Ken Lay and Dennis Miller?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Eye'll talk the high road and you take the low road...
Mama: Oh, that's too bad
CommieMartyr: Sometimes I would piss my wife off by belching while saying the word belch in the process. She said If you could teach your ass to say fart you'd really be something wouldn't you? It
Dr. Headphones: yeah, it was bad.
Mama: Really too bad.
CommieMartyr: It's been my dream ever since.
Mudhead: catherwydd what did Depp do?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Ah, a new disneyland in Culver!
catherwydd: well, if you didn't know, he spent 2 million on Hunter Thompson's funeral to shoot his ashes out of a cannon
Merlyn: he went $2 million in Deppt
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Ask yourself, what would Depp do?
Boney: Hunter Thompson smoked himself.
Mudhead: for the party
Dr. Headphones: wydd: i heard cannon wasn't allowed, he used fireworks
Mudhead: not just the cannon
Mudhead: ???
Merlyn: that's what HST wanted, maybe his heirs didn't want to spend the money
CommieMartyr: Only because he was done smoking everything else
Dr. Headphones: but that's a lot of roman candles, for sure
cease: so what? he probably made many times that playing hunter in the flick. he wants to splurge on his friends funeral? what's wrong with that?
aTweenByAnyOtherName: JB barricades.
Mudhead: true, he got it, let him waste it
Dr. Headphones: when i die, i don't want any of you to spend a dime on my funeral except to have a helluva party
cease: thanks kend. we'll invite you
Boney: Steve Allen was killed by an SUV
Mudhead: ok, lets kill him so we can start the party
Merlyn: Hunter S. Thompson was canonnized
catherwydd: he could have made someone's life with 2 million. Instead he made someone's death.
cease: right after doing an interview with paul krassner. maybe paul killed him
aTweenByAnyOtherName: The Plantation Highwaymen here in Elmertown...
Merlyn: well, he hardly burned the money, he paid other people for various things/services, and I'm sure they liked the money
aTweenByAnyOtherName: They put up a statute to Steve here.
Mudhead: he musta passed out a lot of cash in the local town
CommieMartyr: Was it bigger than a breadbox?
Dr. Headphones: cath: merely a matter of choices. earlier this week i choose to have a steak instead of sending money to a charity. i'm not sure that makes me an evil person
Boney: Where is here, Tween?
cease: lol kend
Mudhead: just a less hungry one
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Plantation Harbor, TX.
Mama: Its been real, gotta go
Mudhead: g'nite Mama
Dr. Headphones: with over a billion people living on less than $1 a day i could have supported someone for a week with that
catherwydd: that's one way of looking at it merl. Maybe you're right
Dr. Headphones: later, mama, comeback anytime
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Just above China Grove, below Broderick.
Mama: will do :)
||||||||| Mama departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Boney: There's a statue of Steve Allen in Plantation Harbor, Texas?
catherwydd: well sometimes buying a service is a charity
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Momcycle. A new invention of Lance Armstrong.
Dr. Headphones: you mention lance and i think we talked earlier about eno and emo, add EPO to that list
CommieMartyr: There's a statue of Sid Malberg in Plano
klokwkdog-chillin: I hate it when all those plantations are docked at the pier there, Tween. It looks so tacky and fills up the harbor
catherwydd: yeah they're all so ticky tacky and they all look just the same
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Joel is g¿¿t.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: He's NJ.
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Thanks, Clem...
Dr. Headphones: well, my dear friends, it's time to pull the plug on today. i have a bed calling my name now. take care, see you when i can in the future
klokwkdog-chillin: "we have equipment in place"? is that a variant of "we have ways of making you talk"?
CommieMartyr: I think the dwarf is wearing off
aTweenByAnyOtherName: Happy trails, H.
Mudhead: g'nite Doc
klokwkdog-chillin: nite Ken!
||||||||| Dr. Headphones rushes off, saying "11:03 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
CommieMartyr: Sue you later, doc
cease: keep well, kend
klokwkdog-chillin: I think the dwarf is wearing thin
klokwkdog-chillin: ...or maybe Cover Girl...
cease: its being crushed
CommieMartyr: damn, I scorched the pliars
aTweenByAnyOtherName: The new Iraq constitution. Burkas all around!
Merlyn: CU next wick, folx...
cease: merl
Merlyn waves
klokwkdog-chillin: nite M
Mudhead: They should have used ours, we're not using it
CommieMartyr: Time for me to go too yall. See you next week.
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:05 PM.
catherwydd: nite moyl
Boney: Iraq borders Turkey
klokwkdog-chillin: LOL! Mudhead
klokwkdog-chillin: nite Commie
aTweenByAnyOtherName: From TX, it's The Zero Hour. See ya next time...
CommieMartyr: never buy gribbinous from a moyl
||||||||| "Hey aTweenByAnyOtherName!" ... aTweenByAnyOtherName turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:05 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Boney: Nite
klokwkdog-chillin: Boney -- you're thinking of Kurdistan ;-)
cease: tween
klokwkdog-chillin: nite Tween
||||||||| 11:06 PM -- CommieMartyr left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Mudhead: too late drat
Mudhead: g'nite then before you all leave, see ya next week
cease: mud
klokwkdog-chillin: nite Mud
Mudhead: im not leavin
ah,clem: good night all, and thank you for listening,
Mudhead: but everyone bailin out doesnt ever give ya time
cease: thanks for giving us something great to listen to
Mudhead: its fab clem
klokwkdog-chillin: good-night Clem, Bambi -- wonderful show tonight!
ah,clem: tks
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 11:08 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Boney: Someone called on my cellphone and pitched a show called People Are Assholes. What do you think?
catherwydd: why the hell can't I get cni?
klokwkdog-chillin: ilan - you have a PC? You have Winamp or MP3 player?
catherwydd: depends who the audience is
cease: i dont get the premise of "hey let's make fun of people worse off than us"
catherwydd: sounds rather cynical, doesn't it?
cease: cockfighting, bear baiting, grladiators, bullfights, stupid people, some "inferiors" always have to suffer for our amusement
catherwydd: I have webtv
Boney: decadent
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "11:10 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Chesterfield."
cease: ducks have webfeet
Mudhead: Im on the web
Boney: and he said the word
ah,clem: gn
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:11 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
klokwkdog-chillin: well, webtv does not provide all the things a full-fledged PC would, so you may be SOL. check your manual/support. can you hear other streaming radio stations?
catherwydd: and we ate it
Boney: HOT DOG
cease: i didnt get the connection between groucho's duck descending word and the dwarf ref until a recent chat
Boney: Close the curtain, FRed.
cease: and i'm using the descending duck thing on my next radio play
Mudhead: HOT DOG!
catherwydd: I get windows media player
cease: is that better than herpes?
klokwkdog-chillin: fine, Ilan. so, can you play radio stations with Windows Media player?
klokwkdog-chillin: you gonna pay groucho royalties, Cat?
catherwydd: I get some old time radio on my WMP
cease: its an imaginary groucho so he'll get imaginary royalities
catherwydd: it comes with the msn service
Boney: sOmEtHiNg iS wRoNg WiTh mY kEyBoArD
catherwydd: msn bought webtv a couple of years ago but my address is still webtv.net
klokwkdog-chillin: well, you should be able to put the URL for CNI into the WMP the same way as you do for old-time radio and listen
||||||||| Boney leaves at 11:16 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: bone
catherwydd: havin a cough of cuppee
Bambi: have a great night everyone!
catherwydd: night bambi
klokwkdog-chillin: nite Bambi!
Bambi: I gotta go .. getting late for me ... been up since very early
Bambi: night :-)
cease: thanks for bambing by
Mudhead: gnite dear
Bambi: lol
Bambi: been a busy night
Bambi: as helping to hook up a cellular broadband Sony Ericsson tonight
Bambi: stop by chat on irc.equnet.org when you all get a chance ... channel to join #cni
cease: how 21st century is that!
Bambi: see you all later :-)
Bambi: very true Cat!
cease: by bam
||||||||| Around 11:26 PM, Bambi walks off into the sunset...
Mudhead: Im goin also, I'll be the big kid up in the tree playin the flute
klokwkdog-chillin: too much going on with TWO chats at once, Bambi!
klokwkdog-chillin: me, too, bix. Night everyone!
Mudhead: goodnight dear friends
cease: off we go
||||||||| cease runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 11:27 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
klokwkdog-chillin: nite Cat, Ilan, Mud, Dex and DT wherever you are
||||||||| Around 11:27 PM, klokwkdog-chillin walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Mudhead is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:27 PM.
catherwydd: well I guess that just leaves me. good night.
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| catherwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dr. Headphones
Max Von Woodrow
Narrator Canadienne
Son of Firesign
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"