A Firesign Chat
09/15/2005




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 15, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled bounds in at 8:32 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firebroiled: I’m high, all right, but not on false drugs. I’m high on the real thing, Powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and Fire Chat on Thursday...... Over.
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves to catch the 8:32 AM train to Billville.
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'diana55', just granted probation at 8:58 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
diana55: he;l
Merlyn: hello all
diana55: hi marilin
diana55: howare you
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 15, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
diana55: hella
diana55: fgh
diana55: jjl
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre"'
ah,clem: at about 9 eastern. CNI chat is at equnet.org #cni
ah,clem: requires mIrc or similar chat client.
||||||||| diana55, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Auditorium.
Merlyn: cat got your tongue?
ah,clem: hi Merl
ah,clem: multiline did not work as I expected...
Merlyn: Hmm, dunno if refresh is working...
ah,clem: took only first line
Merlyn: what do you mean? It won't work for the CNI announcement, that only looks at the first line with CNI:
ah,clem: ok
ah,clem: musunderstood what you said last week
Merlyn: BRB, I'm going to reboot. For some reason, the refresh still isn't working for me
ah,clem: k
Merlyn: I'm back
Merlyn: damn it, apple broke something with safari, it no longer refreshes frames or some crap
Merlyn: ...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'klokwkdog', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
klokwkdog: ahhhh, RAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Merlyn: maybe I can fix it
klokwkdog: Clem - WTF is going on with CNI Radio???
klokwkdog: that's the ticket, Merlyn: offer it a bribe
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| diana55 - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: yeah clem, CNI is fast-forwarding
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing '''Pops'' Yamamoto', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:11 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
ah,clem: ?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: ?!
||||||||| 9:12 PM: the dalai llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
the dalai llanwydd: kenke
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Gilette has upped the ante in the razor warz-now a 5 bladed razor!
ah,clem: hang on
''Pops'' Yamamoto hangs
Merlyn: dammit, safari doesn't work with the chat software anymore. I have to refresh manually each time.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Dunno what's up Bwana
the dalai llanwydd: my iron lung is working again
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Got another browser?
Merlyn: not ATM
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well, we rebooted after installing Linux on that Iron Lung, and now it's just hummin along
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:16 PM, dragging cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
''Pops'' Yamamoto: There's a Snapple Firefox ya know
cease: hi all
''Pops'' Yamamoto: oi
the dalai llanwydd: hi cat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'm prolly gonna see if I can get BSD working this weekend
''Pops'' Yamamoto: BRB
cease: i cant play cni on realplayer or winamp
the dalai llanwydd: bacon, rhubarb and banana
cease: your new wines, llan?
cease: sounds as scary as the new orleans food i had the other day
the dalai llanwydd: no cat, yam said brb and I tried to translate
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:20 PM and late as usual, it's Bightrethighrehighre, just back from Reston."
the dalai llanwydd: hi big
cease: whats the matter with cni tonight?
cease: i'll go back to the majority report
Bightrethighrehighre: How-dee-e-e-e-e FST folks....
the dalai llanwydd: I only get WMP with my webtv. can't get cni with that can you?
Bightrethighrehighre: I miss you all
cease: hi big
cease: maj report sounds a lot like firesign tognight
Bightrethighrehighre: can't chat awhole lot since I've been on 2nd shift since last april....
klokwkdog: Ilan, if you have Windows Media Player, then you can listen to CNI radio. I've done it many a time
||||||||| bonemeister enters at 9:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bightrethighrehighre: dropped in to say a quick "can I say, hello"....
the dalai llanwydd: thanks for the tip, klok
cease: i have windows media player and it always worked until now
bonemeister: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/list.php An impressive list of mp3 freebies at FST.com
the dalai llanwydd: evenin bone
klokwkdog: however, if you Windows Media Player in WebTV only accepts streams in Windows Media Audio (.wma), then you may be SOL
Bightrethighrehighre: now I got to go "eat my "lunch"....
klokwkdog: I don't know much about Web TV
cease: the player does not support the file type, etc.i can try it on my mac
Bightrethighrehighre: chow....er....uhhhh....ciao....
bonemeister: Arnold is our governor, so I've changed my name
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bightrethighrehighre?! It's 9:25 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
klokwkdog: But, Ilan, suggest you investigate phasing it out somehow and get a real computer
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'principalPoop', just granted probation at 9:25 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
the dalai llanwydd: how did he ever get elected
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Real computers are REAL cheap, thanx to chinese prison labor
principalPoop: good evening
bonemeister: was it Frazer Smith who used to peddle Lowbrau beer on the air?
principalPoop: ahhh, clem
principalPoop: sounds fine here ahhhh, clem
ah,clem: hi all, hope that was a better start...
klokwkdog: wow, CNI is really screaming along
||||||||| Catherwood leads cat2 into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:27 PM, then departs.
principalPoop: meow cat
ah,clem: may need to restart your stream, Klok
bonemeister: dinosaurs roamed the Garden of Eden five thousand years ago? Intelligent design? How intelligent is it? What's the reverend smoking? Got any?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Nino's High. He still thinks I'm in CT
principalPoop: L'e ts'eat
the dalai llanwydd: who is this mysterious second cat?
cease: ok, i have it working on the mac
the dalai llanwydd: he's not high on false drugs
klokwkdog: I think Best Buy has an e-Machine package for $299 this week. Monitor and printer, too.
cease: that's mac cease
cease: not to be confused with mac donalds
principalPoop: we take drugs seriously at our house too
ah,clem: mac & cease?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have an "E Machine"
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I like it
principalPoop: stuck a feather in his hat
klokwkdog: OK, CNI is running normal speed now. But I have to attend to some matters for awhile downstairs and shall return
bonemeister: most teens believe in unintelligent design
bonemeister: damn critics
principalPoop: I used ubuntu now
cease: i'm istening to bush on the thom hartman show as firesign stream just went off line. equally hilarious
principalPoop: ok klok
klokwkdog: Yam - my last employer gave me one. I beat on it for 18 months; it never failed me. However, when I took it apart to add a hard drive, I 'bout puked.
cease: bergman once said the fireign theatre was aimed at the intelligent teen ager
principalPoop: i have mono maybe cough cough
cease: better than stereo
bonemeister: heck no I'm 48 years old
cease: you'd have to cough with your ass
principalPoop: better than nothing
klokwkdog: e-Machines only had one connector on the drive cable and a miniature 160 watt power supply and the single hard drive was just kinda screwed to the front panel with a little clip
principalPoop: I can do that too, ahh the benefits of aging
klokwkdog: and the case edges would slice you hand they were so thin. but even so, it never ever failed to work properly
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Mine wasn't like that
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It has a drive cage that clips in and is secured by a screw
principalPoop: hey banana nose junior
klokwkdog: Poop - has Mark Shuttleworth sent you a thank-you note?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: The case is thick, for a cheap computer it isn't. It has 7 USB ports, front sound ports, IEEE 1394 connectors and an onboard multi-card reader
principalPoop: how big was the hard drive?
klokwkdog: gee, Yam must've paid the $20 extra for the "delux" model ;-))
''Pops'' Yamamoto: That for $282.00 after rebate
''Pops'' Yamamoto: 60
klokwkdog: in my e-Machine? about 3.5" wide and about 5-1/2 inches long, Poop
principalPoop: who? what? huh? I guess not....
''Pops'' Yamamoto: hahahaha
klokwkdog: they charged extra for the 7" long hard drive
||||||||| klokwkdog rushes off, saying "9:35 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I've got the AMD sempron, and that's a decent chip
principalPoop: ahhh 60 is not bad, my ibm has a 10, still works when I start it up
the dalai llanwydd: is a sempron anything like a semprini?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have a gateway I built w/a 733 and 10 gigger, works fine
principalPoop: I need real pron not semi-pron
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Sempron is the AMD Celeron
''Pops'' Yamamoto: But better
the dalai llanwydd: oh, I see
principalPoop: how is your llama dalai?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Ah, Canadian', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:37 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Merlyn: I may have fixed it
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I had an athlon 3200+ on my last box, and there's no real difference that I ccan see
principalPoop: ahhh, canadian eh?
the dalai llanwydd: evenin m'sieur
principalPoop: you fixed the llama
cease: ok, got the mac to work again
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Of course, I don't run Windows, so there's that performance boost :)
||||||||| "9:39 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Ah, Canadian, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Hit it w/a schtick
principalPoop: au revoir
principalPoop: put a towel over it
cease: is this from lets eat?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:39 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Merlyn: BRB
||||||||| Merlyn hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 9:39 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Lo dere
bonemeister: au revoir dogs
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'm Dual bootong SuSE and Debian on this box
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:39 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
cease: well, its mr. italy
principalPoop: knoppix did not like my nvidia card or usb to cable modem, ubuntu had no trouble at all
''Pops'' Yamamoto: May try BSD this weekend
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Knoppix is funny about hardware
the dalai llanwydd: bourbon roasted beef
principalPoop: wb merlyn
Merlyn: ah, I think it's fixed. safari couldn't handle a #bottom anchor on the autorefreshed page, for some reason
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It doesn't like my sopoundcard
Dexter Fong: Test
''Pops'' Yamamoto: sound
bonemeister: http://www.well.com/user/silly/toon01.html
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Fong!" ... Dexter Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:40 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
principalPoop: the applications included are fantastic
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yes they are
principalPoop: fong passed 1
Dexter Fong: Hi dere
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Did you get the DVD?
principalPoop: just the cd
the dalai llanwydd: did dex sneak in and out of here somehow?
Merlyn: that anchor was just there if people's windows are too short and have scrollbars anyway, which they shouldn't have
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Squeeze him there, maybe he'll pass another one
Dexter Fong: Llan: In and out like anything
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I installed from the DVD which has tons of stuff I'll never use
principalPoop: it happened in duckberg
principalPoop: livecd for me
Merlyn: which cat2/cease is the real one?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: It's faster than SuSE and not as finicky
cease: both. c2 is me on the mac. i cant get cni on my dell for some reason
principalPoop: only cease has talked
cease: and the mac keeps cuttin in and out like a crazy monkey
''Pops'' Yamamoto: You can install from the CD if you sudo
Merlyn: ok, I won't kill you then, cat
cease: ok, now i got it on the dell
principalPoop: no problem, until you get to a cat10
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Cat 4 was enough
''Pops'' Yamamoto has cat 8
principalPoop: cat ballou was fun
the dalai llanwydd: never saw it
Merlyn: oddly enough, both 'cat' and 'principalPoop' are UNIX commands...
cease: is that like judo?
the dalai llanwydd: saw curse of the cat people
principalPoop: ahh, that explains a lot
''Pops'' Yamamoto: sudo is a terminal command to switch the user
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'm actually learning somee of this stuff
principalPoop: principlePoop -t | ~
cease: now i have it on both computers, partial second tape delay
cease: a very firesonian effect
principalPoop: firesignesq`ue?
bonemeister: heavy levee heady cheddar chaste this will be the day that I die
principalPoop: bye bye american pie
Dexter Fong: So long Philly Gumbo
cease: i had gumbo for dinner the other night. wish i hadnt
the dalai llanwydd: what about the decaf?
principalPoop: so long john silver
bonemeister: au resevoir
cease: just reviewed it on my blog today
principalPoop: i love gumbo, had a bad okra?
the dalai llanwydd: gumbo is alrght if you make it right
bonemeister: o heavenly dog
Merlyn: the least popular marx bros
principalPoop: a hotdog is our lord
principalPoop: I thought that was mumbo
bonemeister: gummo and zeppo?
the dalai llanwydd: I grew some okra this year. I use it to make brunswick stew. should be ready to pick now
cease: i lvoe ocra. i understand the word gumbo is from an african word for okra
Merlyn: gumbo marx
principalPoop: ok in gumbo, it can be slimey ewwww
Merlyn: Harpo was I ere I saw opraH
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Don't like okra meself'
principalPoop: who was the green bendable fellow with the dog?
bonemeister: led zeppo
principalPoop: sounds like okra
Merlyn: chico california marx
bonemeister: continental cocktails
the dalai llanwydd: It's not as good by itself but when you put it in stew, it's slime comes out and makes the stew thicker. I think.
principalPoop: gumbi dammit
principalPoop: yes, you are wise dalai
bonemeister: tell me about head cheese
Merlyn: is that like the big cheese?
the dalai llanwydd: I don't know what head cheese is. I've heard of it
principalPoop: from above the collarflower
Merlyn: ....it's....BRAINS....
bonemeister: take me to your head cheese
Merlyn: zombo, the carribean marx brother
principalPoop: caw caw caw
principalPoop: was zombo the one who played the trombo?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: He invented the Mambo, Zombo
cease: muddo, the cambrian marx bro
the dalai llanwydd: the black one was congo
Merlyn: no, dalton played the trumbo
principalPoop: lollo
Merlyn: I don't get your lingo, is it like banter?
cease: then he got his gun
the dalai llanwydd: novus harpo seclorum
Dexter Fong wonders if Zydecko Marx survived the flood
principalPoop: the gecko is in trouble
Dexter Fong: maybe floated to shore on his washboard
cease: probably floated away with mayor pnisnose
principalPoop: here is E you dropped cat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Goddam window managwer likes to whine about K apps
cease: no, i dont do false drugs
the dalai llanwydd: groucho, harpo and Geico
''Pops'' Yamamoto: XTerm was complainming when I told it to open Konversation
Dexter Fong: Wow! I know I never heard this episode of Mark Time
principalPoop: no time like the present to start, then the future will be in the past
bonemeister: don't buy auto insurance from chico
||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto departs at 9:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Merlyn: buy breeder's guides
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cat2 - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
bonemeister: it makes no difference what chico is selling, it's always the same contract. Don't sign it
principalPoop: hehe he sais breeder's guides hehe
cease: yeah i have this
the dalai llanwydd: you don't hava de breeders guide?
cease: i think its on the ossman cassette
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: This MT is on Dear Friends
cease: i wonder if lodestone carries it? you used to have to buy it from ossman's own company
cease: not the album, merl
bonemeister: I think maybe the Marx Brothers are officials at the Department of Home Security
Dexter Fong: Merl:If you mean the double album "Dear Friends" it's not
Merlyn: the rarer ones are the haunted space station, and the time trap (just ossman and austin)
Merlyn: oops, right, this IS haunted space station
bonemeister: Homeland Security
cease: yes it is
Merlyn: heap o' hot gas is on DF
bonemeister: not to be confused with the Home Office and Deutschland Uber Alles
cease: this is from one of the dfs but i forget which one. i recognize it from the ossman cassette
Merlyn: but I animated haunted space station, so you can still hear it.
principalPoop: join us next week for another zany episode of KGB american style
cease: this sounded more like let's eat. maybe its a collage
cease: and some of us even appreciate it, merl
principalPoop: I went to collage, never let it interfere with my education
Merlyn: Haunted Space Station is at http://firesigntheater.com/marktime/marktime2.html
bonemeister: Monty's Python's production company is called KGB Ltd. Something like that
Dexter Fong: Thanks for the direction Merl
principalPoop: I need to root around more at the site, this is fantastic lol
bonemeister: Is the Home Office the home office for the home offices in England?
bonemeister: My home office is also my bedroom
principalPoop: is a nap tax deductable that way?
bonemeister: I should count my blessings. My home office isn't a cardboard box... Yet.
bonemeister: Refrigerator cartons are very popular this time of year
cease: bergman has talked about letters from vietnam bringing him the greatest enjoyment as firesign creator
bonemeister: I walked past a dumpster and a homeless guy shouted "Let's do lunch"
cease: put your clothes on, mr. burroughs
principalPoop: did you bite him?
principalPoop: chester caca?
bonemeister: cease, I'm hoping they'll receive recognition from someone like Vaclau Havel. Or maybe a statue of the 4 guise in some Baltic city.
cease: maybe havel himself. he's still alive, i think
principalPoop: you landed on baltic avenue, that is mine, 2 dollars please
cease: my co-editor from adbusters was from estonia. maybe the estonians will have a firesign festival
principalPoop: that is next to cambridge I think
Dexter Fong: Those Estonians are always estoned, man
Dexter Fong: You cannot control them
the dalai llanwydd: in the estonian mountaynes
||||||||| Catherwood leads CommieMartyr into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:16 PM, then departs.
cease: like a rolling estonian
CommieMartyr: Hi all. Just me and the Dwarf here.
Dexter Fong: Hi CM
bonemeister: I'm just worried that we're sending the Wrong Message to the World.
the dalai llanwydd: estone the crows
principalPoop: eeek! a cm and a dwarf
the dalai llanwydd: evenin com
bonemeister: slippage
principalPoop: greetings comrade
the dalai llanwydd: which message is that bone?
CommieMartyr: yeah... shoes for industry
the dalai llanwydd: I think if the world looks in here tonight they could get a strange message
principalPoop: estonians and estickians can break my ebonies but enames can never ehurtian me
Dexter Fong: If I catch the world looking in here, I poke their eyes out, Dadio
bonemeister: I was hoping you'd tell me that, salvador dalai.
Dexter Fong: I come here for privacy
principalPoop: strange massage? what did you have in mind llan?
Dexter Fong: A hot Estonian rubdown
the dalai llanwydd: not exactly a massage. but perhaps one in a bottle
Dexter Fong: at the end of a cold shoulder
principalPoop: at the end of a hot fist
||||||||| 10:21 PM: TweenIraq&ahardplace jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Evenin' all...
bonemeister: the massage is self-referential
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu called it, Let's Eat!, apparently a very early one, I'm guessing
principalPoop: there is tweeny
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny
the dalai llanwydd: hi tween
CommieMartyr: The medium is the massage, comrades.
cease: i have the eats and the dfs but i havent heard them often enough to remember them, alas
bonemeister: so throw a towel over your self-referential massage, Pablo
principalPoop: are you channeling again commiemartyr, give me that remote
CommieMartyr: cease, just hold your thumb on the script like I do...
the dalai llanwydd: if the medium is the message, we read too much meaning into it
Dexter Fong: Cat: Thing is with the "eats" there were maybe 13 or 14 or so, full hours. All edited down to 10 1/2 hour shows
bonemeister: abstain... disabuse yourself
principalPoop: between the lines is no fun, do the lines
Merlyn: the media are the problem, the flagpole is the answer
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Martial that McLuhan
cease: right. and of course i only have the half hours
CommieMartyr: Let's take a poll
cease: something very strange on the chromium switch site yesterday
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You had to split them with the sound effects man?
CommieMartyr: a flag pole
the dalai llanwydd: if the medium is the message, there is no meaning to the message
bonemeister: MacLooneyTunes?
principalPoop: slavery is illegal and poland is free now
Dexter Fong: What's that Cat?
the dalai llanwydd: we ought to courtmartial mcluhan
principalPoop: being superstitious is unlucky
the dalai llanwydd: the communications expert who couldn't communicate
bonemeister: Czechs can listen to jazz music and not be bounced
cease: an arrticle from when they released radio now, including a lot about their history. it said, i think wrongly, that the dear friends radio shows, the original 1 hour discs, were compiled from older stuff, like the mushroom days, the morning show and hour hour. i dont think so
the dalai llanwydd: I miss the DF album. haven't heard it in years
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I still play Dear Friends frequently. Excellent. Are there other compilations like that out there?
bonemeister: bonemeister cease... Is that the message?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I agree with you, they certainly may have recycled some stuff, and maybe did a bit of pre-production, but mainly the shows were IMO one hour real time, direct to tape
CommieMartyr: Drop your load on the Giant Toad
bonemeister: there are freebie Dear Friends mp3s at FST.com
TweenIraq&ahardplace: They're marketing supermen!
cease: i should try and contact the author, wonder where he got that info. of course, much easier just to ask the fireguys
Merlyn: phil is going nuts
principalPoop: babbling
cease: wihch phil?
principalPoop: woof woof lol
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I subscribe to the iTunes podcasts. Some nice stuff there.
CommieMartyr: Don't forget to stop in on Baliole Brothers after midnight.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Charles Throat in through the front door at 10:28 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: tx, I just added the art of the insane stuff
Dexter Fong: Hey Charles
principalPoop: mr. tonsils
Charles Throat: they got an alchemical mirror in the back ya know Commie
the dalai llanwydd: baliol bros pharmacy. I remember that one too
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I'm being strangled...
Charles Throat: I dexter et al
the dalai llanwydd: its the guy with the aluminum bat
bonemeister: Merlyn, you're a wizard whoever you are
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Yeah, Merl. Caught that. Have also archived the XM radio links. Sure wish we could get them doing that again.
cease: this is obviously of the same riff as the dear friends dr. whiplash
CommieMartyr: Al Chemical makes mirrors too?
cease: hi chuck
||||||||| Catherwood enters with klokwkdog close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:30 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule.
principalPoop: but the mirrors are turned around on the wall so he can comb the back of his head
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Been reading Vonnegut. Those are called leaks where we come from, CM.
Charles Throat: I have all the existing XM's in MP3 and video
the dalai llanwydd: mirrors and smoke
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Ruff...
Dexter Fong: Hey Klok, pull up a side-saddle and squat awhile
principalPoop: dennis's dog
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:31 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Charles Throat by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Charles Throat close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:31 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
the dalai llanwydd: klok is back
Charles Throat: oops
Dexter Fong: spoo
klokwkdog: tanks, Dex
TweenIraq&ahardplace: He went into the leak and came back again!
klokwkdog: 'lo ChuckT
principalPoop: stop playing with the door, or I will put you back in your cages
CommieMartyr: Once more unto the leak dear friends
cease: i read mao's doctor's book.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Not funny in Ohio, PP.
cease: it was a source for Red Shift
the dalai llanwydd: amazing how many regulars are missing tonight
the dalai llanwydd: then again there are many here
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Did he throw iChing?
principalPoop: scary tween
CommieMartyr: Straight out the window, tween
Charles Throat: for three cents I would
Dexter Fong: It's thre Euros
Dexter Fong: now
TweenIraq&ahardplace: If I had 3 cents I'd be centient.
Charles Throat: The text keeps freezing on me and I have to attempt reentry
bonemeister: an mp3 of the Bear Whiz Bear commercial... maybe I'll buy a 2 gig iPod nano... now that the dollar has shrunk to almost nothing, it costs about the same as a transitor radio did in 1965
principalPoop: boxcars again :(
Dexter Fong: This is a great bit playing now
bonemeister: Bear Whiz Beer
bonemeister: or is that Bare Wiz Beer?
CommieMartyr: sure makes a big hairy guy like me thirsty
principalPoop: very funny
TweenIraq&ahardplace: If ever if ever a whiz there was...
cease: better than bare wizards
klokwkdog: well, Dear Leader will help our currency to shine again
CommieMartyr: edible, MO
bonemeister: bare hard disk?
cease: maybe these are the lets eat hour shows
Charles Throat: Wanna hear my Bush joke?
klokwkdog: all we need is another appearance where he holds up Treasury Bonds and says that the US may not pay them off...
bonemeister: full monty python
principalPoop: did he resign tonight?
Merlyn: Dear Leader, my husband snores at night, what can I do? signed, sleepless
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Samsung's talking about doing away with hard discs. Huge flash memory chips.
principalPoop: unless he resigned, I don't care what he said
Charles Throat: Hmm, pretend you're hearing this instead of reading it, big hint...
Dexter Fong: Dear Laura, Put a pillow over his head and hold it till he stops snoring or breathing, whichever comes last
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Go for it Charlie.
bonemeister: the joke is the message
||||||||| "10:36 PM? 10:36 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bubba's Brain should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bubba's Brain enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Charles Throat: Q. What's Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade? A. He doesn't care HOW people get out of New Orleans
principalPoop: I am all ears, hard to type like this
klokwkdog: someone wasn't thinking when they named flash memory
Bubba's Brain: Hey all
the dalai llanwydd: you should ask the dalai llanwydd. Answer: A wet bird never flies at night.
CommieMartyr: LOL
TweenIraq&ahardplace: His Mom's got 'splain' to do about some of her comments.
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
principalPoop: the brain from the vat
bonemeister: whenever I watch CSPAN, I feel like I'm being massaged by a chimp
Charles Throat: She's got more 'splainin to do than THAT
klokwkdog: i'd get one of those big flash chips, but they won't fit in any of the small devices they have these days. dunno why Samsung bothered...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: A wet porridge bird?
Charles Throat: Look at what popped outta her loins
Dexter Fong: Her Pearl Loins
CommieMartyr: That's a harsh image, Charles
principalPoop: roberts is robot, but he hates blacks and poor people
bonemeister: CNN? crazed baboon massage
cease: poor black robots?
Bubba's Brain: Just wanted to pop in and say HI. Don't have much time.
Charles Throat: Yeah you're right CM - sorry LOL
Charles Throat: Hi Bubba
Dexter Fong: pP: Impossiblem against first law of Robotics
TweenIraq&ahardplace: She was on mushrooms when she was making him. Speaking of, everybody seen the SNL skit with Carvey where HW & W go hunting? Hilarious.
cease: hey bub, are you selling ossman's tape, probably a cd now
principalPoop: Asimov is dead, let him enforce those laws
cease: Time Capsules
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Time Bandits
bonemeister: I'd like to upload a Countdown the 6/6/6 calculator to my website. Know where I can find one?
principalPoop: evil, pure evil
Charles Throat: Nah, joke is on him, he was an atheist so he gets no afterlife
bonemeister: Count to 6/6/6
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Yo Bubba.
Bubba's Brain: I have several Ossman tapes, and we are working on more.
bonemeister: Countdown to 6/6/6
cease: its called Time Capsules, bub
Charles Throat: Why did the XM shows end, anyway? Poor ratings or what?
cease: i bought it from Otherworld as a cassette long ago
Dexter Fong: 10,,,9,,,8,,,7,,,6/6/6/,,,,
CommieMartyr: dexter is a dj!
Charles Throat: STONES!
Dexter Fong: CT: As I understand it, changes in management left them out of favor
Merlyn: XM fired a lot of real humans because they found they were expensive
bonemeister: _ months _days _hours _minutes to go 'til 6/6/6
the dalai llanwydd: afk for 20 or so.
Dexter Fong: Brunswick stew time?
principalPoop: ahhh dalai
Merlyn: FT actually got an offer for another year, but less money
Merlyn: or something like that
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Can we clone them and get them back on the air?
Charles Throat: bummer - they almost got that old magic back now and then
cease: alas
CommieMartyr: It's 9:35 brunswick stew time, here in the wonderful city of...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: PP escorts his new llama into the theatre.
Merlyn: it would take money to get them on the air
Bubba's Brain: Cat -- here is what I have now. http://lodestonecatalog.com/tirebiter.html I think Time Capsules is in the works, but I don't have a date.
principalPoop: like johnny carson was , they are often funnier when they are not funny
Dexter Fong: That's funny, I was just gonna say that
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Still think we could get some sort of petition of subscribers going. We'll join if...
principalPoop: new to me but used, the glove compartment is hard to open
Charles Throat: Count me in lol
CommieMartyr: Send them our manifesto, it'll show 'em we mean business! All work and no pay makes no jack at all!
cease: this sounds like Fields
principalPoop: any club that would let me in, I would not want to be in, gummo marx said that
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Hey, CM, they're looking at the bottom line. If we show them a fan base...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:45 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
TweenIraq&ahardplace: The Flying None?
principalPoop: hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: Cat: A momentary interest of them all
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Hippity...
cease: hi bun
Charles Throat: Hi BB
klokwkdog: CM, I think that time is past. The change has been that they are now major broadcaster and cannot serve small niches
Dexter Fong: hi dere Bun
Bunnyboy: brb
||||||||| At 10:46 PM, Bunnyboy vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
TweenIraq&ahardplace: A momentary laps of lone star.
||||||||| 10:46 PM: Bunnyboy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Bunnyboy: as I suspected...no refreshment.
cease: i thikn steve jobs should sponsor the fireshow.
bonemeister: Clean the toilets and sweep the studio floor before going on the air. Do some light dusting. Was that asking too much?
Charles Throat: Provide your own
cease: bergman's this apple master thingie already
Bunnyboy: Thass better
Bubba's Brain: Later dudes
principalPoop: my niche has not been small for years, I was think of surgical reduction
||||||||| Around 10:47 PM, Bubba's Brain walks off into the sunset...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Well, how about FST has it's own subscription service? They can handle the production.
cease: by bub
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba
principalPoop: poor bubba
Charles Throat: I'm gone too, later bozos
||||||||| Charles Throat says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Charles Throat exits at 10:47 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night Charles
Bunnyboy: nite Bub
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Bye CT.
klokwkdog: nite CT
Bunnyboy: nite Chaz
cease: by chuck
principalPoop: that satelitte radio channel must be looking for people, like howard stern
Bunnyboy: Was it something I didn't say?
bonemeister: Nite
principalPoop: cough cough throat
Merlyn: well, a subscription service would just be too small scale
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Maybe hook with Laugh.com and do some cross-promotions.
cease: we're taking up a subscription to get firesign on the air again
cease: i can contribute some Canadian Tire money
Dexter Fong: pP: Precisely, they *are* looking for people like howard stern
ah,clem: ...
CommieMartyr: Not for a pisces Merlyn
cease: and radio margaritaville
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Absolutely, RM.
bonemeister: They could do a weekly television show in Prague. With subtitles.
principalPoop: firesign theatre is even better than him, for folks that like radio
Merlyn: John Rice has also tried to get a deal with Sirius, but their deal is similar to AA - no money for a show
Dexter Fong: This is a favorite Eat show..one of the synidated shows
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Wish I could be in England for the show.
cease: firesign is better than anybody. thatrs why we're all hear
principalPoop: oops ok, I know less than nothing about business
Bunnyboy: Did Radio Margaritaville archive that Caleeforn-I-A broadcast that they webcast?
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| the dalai llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: are you goin to london, merl?
Bunnyboy: All for one...
Bunnyboy: and all for ONE!
Merlyn: no cat, not enuf money
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Bumper sticker from 78704 Austin - "We all here because we're not all there".
Bunnyboy: LET ME HEAR IT FOR ME?
Bunnyboy: No question. Was slip.
klokwkdog: it's easy enough to do a podcast. problem is getting the hosting bandwidth. Bit Torrent works for popular stuff, but not so good for niches
cease: youre under arrest
Dexter Fong: hear hear
CommieMartyr: fu
klokwkdog: the other problem is getting paid for a podcast
principalPoop: foo foo
Bunnyboy: cease picked up the line. Of course.
Bunnyboy: Com: I don't hear that!
klokwkdog: although once can flog live appearances...then, one has to then do live appearances
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I'm surprised theye didn'r release XM on DVD like the NPR broadcasts.
Bunnyboy: PP: Smokie Stover ain't here. Neither is Bob Clampett.
cease: this must have been before the war with the cows
principalPoop: jed?
CommieMartyr: What was their beef?
principalPoop: or jeb?
Dexter Fong: Bun: Vosh Rickey Dosh; Farno Farno
klokwkdog: that's pretty crude, Poop
Bunnyboy: Dex: Congratulations! You stumped me! Wassat?
principalPoop: it is the principal of the thing
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Movin' to Beverlee... Crusher, that is...
bonemeister: It would be nice if they invented, wrote scripts and did voices for a new show on Adult Swim... This has probably already occurred to you
Dexter Fong: Bun: A catch phrase from Smokey Sotver Comic strip
Bunnyboy: "Well, I was just passing by, daiEEE, just passin' by..."
Bunnyboy: "Thought I'd drop IN and say HELLO..."
klokwkdog , poor kwd thought it was from Katzenjammer Kids...
Bunnyboy: "Aw, you look tired, Crusher!"
CommieMartyr: He actually emoted "daiEEE". Not bad.
Dexter Fong: Bun and Klok: another one is "Notary Sojac"
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Is that a mao mao?
klokwkdog knows that one
principalPoop: is he estonian?
cease: bone, they'd have to offered a LOT of money to do that
CommieMartyr: pappa ooo mao mao
bonemeister: http://www.williamstout.com/biography/biography.html I'm wondering what they could do with someone like William Stout
cease: the bird's the word
Bunnyboy: Dex: I'm ashamed to admit, I've never seen an actual Stover strip. Just the "Foo" reference, and that awful "Archie's Saturday Funnies" show Filmation put out in the 70's.
principalPoop: tuna on rye, hold the mao
cease: charlie brown
Bunnyboy: Com: I spreek many cartoon languages.
Dexter Fong: Bun: Hell, I think they went out in the 50's
bonemeister: Oh my duck... William Stout is living in Pasadena, California. Maybe I should pitch the idea to him in the flesh
cease: hang on snoopy
bonemeister: Maybe he'd call the police
CommieMartyr: Bun, I took it in college but I flagged Fudd so they kicked me out.
bonemeister: Maybe I should call him first
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Dexter Fong: bone: Gonna brand him or tatoo?
CommieMartyr: never could get that laugh right.
Bunnyboy: And Clampett used a FOO sign in PORKY IN WACKYLAND.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Boss, the brand! The brand!
CommieMartyr: afk... brb...
klokwkdog: Bunnyboy: NP - http://www.smokey-stover.com/
Bunnyboy: Fudd's 2nd Law of Opposition: Fudd IS the Opposition.
Bunnyboy: thanx klok
bonemeister: I'm no Danny Vanilla.
cease: sounds like something the marx brothers would say, tween
principalPoop: kill the wabbit kill the waaaabbit
Dexter Fong: Bun: I'm confused about the FOO, wasn't that something -a Foo- that Al capp though up in Lil Abner
principalPoop: gloryosmosis
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Prefessor, let's get in the waybbit machine and go to ancient grease.
bonemeister: It's not like I'm gonna plant video cameras in his apartment and beam subliminal thoughts into his brain with a microwave gun
Bunnyboy: That's a SCHMOO!
klokwkdog: isn't that the foo-bar of the 1930s? as expostulated in Saving Private Ryan?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: lol, lol again..right you are Bun
klokwkdog: foo is a polite form of fu
Bunnyboy: Schmoos sparked a big ancilary merchandise craze in the 40's, if I'm not mistaken.
principalPoop: hehe he expostulated hehe
bonemeister: firesign... adult swim... the meaning of your life
TweenIraq&ahardplace: U.S. savings are the lowest in histary.
principalPoop: are you polite tonight catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside principalPoop and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Dexter Fong: ...when you're over 60
Dexter Fong: Catherwood piss on your ears
||||||||| Catherwood pisss on your ears.
principalPoop: tickle judge roberts catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside principalPoop and says "Stop typing gibberish, principalPoop!"
TweenIraq&ahardplace: See Eric Idle, bone :=)
Dexter Fong: Bad aim
bonemeister: I think the buoys and William Stout are ageless
CommieMartyr: back
TweenIraq&ahardplace: When I'm 64....
CommieMartyr: back I say
cease: is this tagalog?
Dexter Fong: lol Catherwood sure got salty with you pP
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and says "Did you want something?"
principalPoop: your it
bonemeister: Pasadena... Where it all started on KRLA-AM
Dexter Fong: Cat: Or something like it
principalPoop: he is obnoxious, I stopped talking to him
klokwkdog: BTW, don't miss the Viking expletives (there is just a higher class of readership at The Economist than, say, Time or certainly WSJ): see "using the five-letter word" http://www.economist.com/printedition/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=4369627
Dexter Fong: pP: Stopped talking to whom?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Ah, welcome to the Future Fair... My name is hopsalong cassidy.
cease: actually firesign started at kpfk in the valley but the krla gig was their first real show together
Bunnyboy: Beg your pardon, that's SHMOO.
Bunnyboy: http://www.deniskitchen.com/docs/new_shmoofacts.html
principalPoop: are you a schmoo catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to principalPoop and says "Someone mention my name?"
Bunnyboy: Proof and everything about the Shmoo product bonanza.
Bunnyboy: and here's a bio:
Bunnyboy: http://www.deniskitchen.com/thestore/bios_shmoo.html
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Anthrax?
cease: tey cut this out of ther half hour show
principalPoop: oops al capp, I was thinking of andy or baseball
cease: i can see why
CommieMartyr: The spoo is especially fresh this year
Bunnyboy: Cripes! There was even a Shmoo Savings Bond that the Fed put out, in 1949!
principalPoop: a cheese bomb
klokwkdog: by the '60s, Capp was becoming reactionary and did not adapt well to the times
Dexter Fong: oops
klokwkdog: walt kelly aged better...
bonemeister: is it schmock schmock or smock smock?
Dexter Fong: Al Capp was a vicious nasty cruel person
cease: i agree klok
TweenIraq&ahardplace: We have met country rock, and their name is Poco.
principalPoop: is what smock smock or schmock schmock
Bunnyboy: klok: Yes, as evidenced by his visit to John and Yoko's Bed-In, as documented in the film IMAGINE.
principalPoop: so was andy capp
CommieMartyr: spam spam in the original tongue
Merlyn: he drank like he had a hollow leg
klokwkdog: unlike, say, kindly Charles Schultz who wrote "Peanuts"
bonemeister: was it Steve Allen's clever way of getting the word schmuck past the censors? Maybe not.
cease: i remember al capp attacking charles shultz.
Dexter Fong: Merl: And walked like he had one too
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Steve Allen was really quite good.
Bunnyboy: Merl: Oh, boo! Picking on the disabled! Hyuk! ; )
klokwkdog: cat -- that must've been interesting
principalPoop: what? war of the cartoonists?
Bunnyboy: Yes, Capp had a wooden leg.
bonemeister: Steve Allen was really quite smart.
cease: him and joe pyne
klokwkdog: he kept liquor in it?
Dexter Fong: Mister Swine?
principalPoop: was? he is dead?
bonemeister: He wrote a book called Dumbth
CommieMartyr: Do you remember Pogo poling through a polluted swamp saying, "We have met the enemy and he is us."
cease: i think it was jealousy cuz peanuts was bigger than lil abner
klokwkdog: someone break the news to him
Dexter Fong: bone: was it a beth theller
bonemeister: Dumbth Dubya
klokwkdog: no, i never read pogo
principalPoop: beth theller was in my loitering class
Merlyn: there's a famous story about Capp getting back to his fancy hotel room drunk one night, and just kicking his false leg partway under the bed. When he called room service the next day, the waiter came to his room to take his order, and looked at the leg and asked "will the other gentleman be having breakfast?"
Bunnyboy: Albert Brooks' wonderful old comedy routine about opening for Richie Havens, UNANNOUNCED, in TEXAS, features this line from one of the locals:
Bunnyboy: "Yeah, we had Al Capp here last month! He's a witty guy!"
CommieMartyr: LOL Merlyn
klokwkdog: it didn't make sense to me as a kid and it was too complicated to fit in the small frames the newspapers gave it when I was an adult
Bunnyboy: "Oh, boy. I'm in trouble."
Bunnyboy: "RICHie, RICHie, RICHie, RICHie!!!"
klokwkdog: I've listened to a talk by Fraiser, who draws "User Friendly" about the cartoon business -- it's really hard, even if you're syndicated. Not fun atoll
TweenIraq&ahardplace: And little Jesus Retardo.
cease: this yucotan riff was turned into, or derived from a magic mushroom play
Bunnyboy: Yes, Mr. Allen passed a few years back.
principalPoop: come on laugh, I know you are out there, I see your lips move while you are reading
principalPoop: oops, ok, thanks, ahhhhh gosh
Bunnyboy: All them TONIGHT hosts are outta there. They actually hire someone to take Leno's pulse.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You can tan is Yucca Flats? Baaad idea...
klokwkdog: groan, Poop...groan
cease: werid. steve allen died in sort of car accident after doing a radio spot with paul krassner.
cease: very strange story
principalPoop: the was the source for ted and the other guys wierd adventure
cease: right after krassner ended his run with the latest version of The Realist. steve was an early subscriber
principalPoop: I will google him, thanks, he was super intelligent and funny
klokwkdog: Poop - use the IMDB, it's faster
CommieMartyr: Meeting of the Minds was neat. I was just a kid but it seemed cool to me.
klokwkdog: married to one of the Meadows sisters
Bunnyboy: cease: Waitamminit...lemme double check...
CommieMartyr: Audry
CommieMartyr: The hungry plant
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Is this a meet narket? Neigh!!!
cease: and the hills brothers?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I liked Paul Krassner. It ain't what you want, it what you knead.
Bunnyboy: Well, Steve Allen died of a heart attack. I don't know the circumstances...
CommieMartyr: They came down out of the hills a while back
TweenIraq&ahardplace: And far away, CM ;)
cease: apparently caused by accident on way back from radio spot with krassner, at least according to krassner. makes a great story
principalPoop: they sell smores now
Dexter Fong: He was in a car with Jayne mansfield and he saw her get decapitated and had a heart attack
cease: he was really old, but then so is krassner. well, compared to everyone esecpt dex
Bunnyboy: Here it is:
Bunnyboy: http://tedstrong.com/steveallen.shtml
Dexter Fong: Why you young whipper snapper I'd insult you if I could remember who you are
Bunnyboy: I was unaware he was in a car accident, prior to cardiac arrest.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Damned Janius.
CommieMartyr: dot shtml. Knew her in high school
bonemeister: "The famous author/comedian/songwriter here fires off a blunderbuss at uncritical biblical literalism."
bonemeister: That's from a review of a book that Steve Allen wrote.
Bunnyboy: Krassner is in THE ARISTOCRATS, and, yes, he and Larry Storch are probably the most weathered-looking participants.
cease: deatrh linked to car accident, it says
cease: yeah krassner has written about this on his site, or somewhere
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You unaliteralate. bone guy?
principalPoop: hehe larry storch hehe
Dexter Fong: He was in James Dean car that fateful night but was thrown clear, died of a heart attack though
TweenIraq&ahardplace: The statue of libertarian, holding a storch to the world.
Bunnyboy: Wow! This is the first time I've heard Ossman's "Roto-rap" ("Roto only get-a violent when he cannot watcha TeeVee!") without the NOT INSANE mixer tracks.
Dexter Fong: A staunch statue, a sturdy storch
Merlyn: what about donald turnipseed?
bonemeister: "He points out that despite the significance of the Scriptures to Western culture, history, religion, and morality, the majority of Americans are almost completely ignorant of the actual contents of the Good Book." That's from the inside flap, courtesy of Amazon.com
cease: bun, you ve never heard this before?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Too first to leave, too young to be a motor detectuve.
CommieMartyr: You driving me insane! I go now!
cease: by marty
Dexter Fong: Don't forget Champagne gong
CommieMartyr: fluchu white people!
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Next time, CM.
principalPoop: keep the faith commiemartry
||||||||| "11:22 PM? I'm late!" exclaims CommieMartyr, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
klokwkdog: http://talkshows.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eonline.com%2FNews%2FItems%2F0%2C1%2C7628%2C00.html
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I was having dinner, with Jackie Onassis (see Martin).
bonemeister: I got sidetracked. Here's Dumbth. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1573922374
Bunnyboy: cease: Not as flat, live audio, no.
Bunnyboy: Just the snippets with the phasers and flangers on NOT INSANE.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: It's a unedited Lets Eat Show
principalPoop: what tween?
Bunnyboy: nite Com
cease: this must be the hour versions of lets eat. i definitely dont have these
TweenIraq&ahardplace: With all your political power, with all your political power... (see Mellencamp)
cease: ah clem has been playing a lot of stuff i wasnt familiar with recently. he must have gotten into a stash of hour lets eats
principalPoop: poo poo
bonemeister: chicken fingered glints
principalPoop: who is this joker?
Bunnyboy: brb
||||||||| "11:26 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bunnyboy, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
klokwkdog: this IS good...water pipe
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Tubulous vaculuums. Play Guitar!
principalPoop: ahh kissenger
Bunnyboy: Ah, just a lull. Hmm.
Bunnyboy: I better tend to my puppies. I'm all they have tonight.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Mixed Jerry Lee. Didn't kiss him.
Bunnyboy: Nite, yez.
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
principalPoop: woof woof bunnyboy
TweenIraq&ahardplace: This is the Louisiana Purchase. Can we give it back?
principalPoop: yes, it new orleans still under warranty from the french?
||||||||| At 11:29 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
klokwkdog: the French got an awful big mark-up
klokwkdog: only the structures above water, Poop
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Pretty stupid place to build a city, not to mention draining the swamps that would have protected the city.
principalPoop: what was land in the 1810s lol
klokwkdog: the city had to be there as a transit point between river-based trapper flatboats and ocean-going vessels
Dexter Fong: pP: Same as now except more occupied
principalPoop: not anymore fong
klokwkdog: and now, it's a major rail and highway and pipeline junction, too
principalPoop: ahh more in 1810 ok ok yes
klokwkdog: so they have to rebuild NO, but they don't need to have so many people there...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Have you seen the picture of the interstate on Alternet & WorkingFor Change? The quote from a Bush administration official talking about how they're going to make government so small "you could drown it in a bathtub" is not at all funny.
principalPoop: and home to team that helps other football teams have a week off
klokwkdog: Bruce Babbit had an op-ed in the NYT: "make it an island"
klokwkdog: that's Grover Norquist, Tween. See this week's Tom Tomorrow
principalPoop: the conservative hate government and say it cannot work and they are going to prove it
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Halliburton, has to rebuild New Orleans. As it's been said on LeShow, you haven't seen looting.
principalPoop: no bid contracts, I love it
klokwkdog: they are already running up the debt so that anyone who comes later will have to cut services to the bone
principalPoop: yessir
TweenIraq&ahardplace: They don't begin to know what sort of toxins are going to be left over.
klokwkdog: Bruce Babbitt: "Make it an Island" -- http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/10/opinion/10babbitt.html
principalPoop: no man is an island, well maybe orson wells was
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rotonoto into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 11:35 PM, then departs.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: The war of the wurms.
cease: he's a penninusula
Rotonoto: hi all
bonemeister: to the bone?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Need some oil, roto?
principalPoop: ahh so roto
Dexter Fong: Oh! Like tiny electrons colliding in the dark, Rotonto stumble in
bonemeister: if you're bad to the bone, the bone will be bad to you
Rotonoto: sorry so late, how are we for time, here at the end of the universe?
cease: hi roto
klokwkdog: well, hello Roto, WB
Rotonoto: (I'm at Bozoette's 2nite)
principalPoop: time stopped, as we know it
cease: hi ette
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Jimenez will play his accordion, and bones will be exposed.
Rotonoto: heavy on the 30 weight, Tween...
Dexter Fong: We are now in Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmeee Warp Twooooooooooooo!
bonemeister: yer darn tootin' Patty
klokwkdog: u missing some good FST stuff on CNI radio, Roto.
principalPoop: come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones
cease: this is new to me, and not much is
klokwkdog: hi 2 Bozoette, as well
bonemeister: go to the Department of Homeless Insecurity
principalPoop: the duck of oil
klokwkdog: you know, 'them'
cease: this is amazing
klokwkdog: (Roto: they are jamming on "Duke of Earl" as Duck of...
Rotonoto: she doesn't have any players loaded, at least got her using Firefozx, players are next...
bonemeister: serious erosion of the Natural Guard
principalPoop: there is no light in my refrigerator anymore
cease: its was ausitns duckman sketch that got the firesign theatre a recording
principalPoop: super cool
Rotonoto: ...rubber ducky, yooooure sooo fine....
klokwkdog: poppy-soaked duck...
bonemeister: Maybe it only turns on when you close the door, Poop.
Rotonoto: an' I'm happy that you're mine...
klokwkdog: awful lot of chinese riffs in this one
cease: the tagalo ting was amazing
principalPoop: tune in, turn on, close the door
Rotonoto: yeah, bartender- I'lll have an Airhead Lite and the Peeking Dux
Dexter Fong: bagonga bagong
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Let my love close your door, let my love...
klokwkdog: this fast-forward tape live is amazing. doing it live
TweenIraq&ahardplace: That's a song in Egypt.
cease: atleast to me. to my dad's philipino caretaker, it would probably have been uninteresting
Dexter Fong: My lighs stays on 'cause I'm a backdoor man
cease: eat your chicken, eat your pork and beans
Rotonoto: I eat mor chick'n any man ever seen...
principalPoop: the young ones know about chicken or something like that
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Eat mo chicken any man ever seen...
klokwkdog: a gun made out of butter
bonemeister: lit up like a Tiki Torch
Dexter Fong: Cat: Those Fillipino Caretakers have no sense of humor...but the gardeners...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Bandit Blues Radio. Recommended.
Rotonoto: Chauncy Gardener?
principalPoop: I like to watch
bonemeister: Anyone following the progress of Hurricane Gilligan?
klokwkdog: Gilligan is off the Island...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: A game of Chauncy? I'm the best (see Krugman on TZ).
Dexter Fong: Vote for Gardener...The *real* green candidate
cease: it was great to see peter sellers go out at the top with that flick
principalPoop: ophelia butts is staying at sea
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not sure h'e agree with you =)
cease: ten four, little buddy
Rotonoto: it was almost his last flick (or was it his very last?)
klokwkdog: the whole world doesn't want to have anything to do with the US, and now even the weather is staying away
cease: im sure he'd rather be alive, but it was a crowning performance, even if his real last pic sucked
Rotonoto: pink panther was good, Being There was even better
bonemeister: actually he was in a movie about fu manchu after Being There
cease: you call katrina staying away?
klokwkdog: penultimate, Roto
Rotonoto: dat's wat I thought
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Stillsborn, Johnny's Garndener.
principalPoop: pat robinson prayed for orpheia to miss lynchburg virginia, god had a hardon for the big easy
bonemeister: The British did an excellent docudrama about Peter Sellers
bonemeister: sort of depressing
klokwkdog: that was God, punishing the South for wickedness, Cat
cease: is that the flick? i saw that. amazing flick
Rotonoto: yes, we're all going to the cutting room floor together, need to learn to sing the same song, look good in the parade...
principalPoop: sodom and goneorrah in the french quarter
Dexter Fong: ...sing on key in Jacko's next PR prduction
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Sellers was excellent. Missed. I particularly liked his assistant in the Pink Panther series. Pretty good parody of the Green Hornet.
Rotonoto: Bozoette just pointed out to me (indirectly) that I'm almost the only bozo on here using an FST character name 2nite
principalPoop: makeup was fantastic, he didn't need it
Rotonoto: klok- LOL
klokwkdog: klok, tweeny, dexter...what U talking/smoking Roto?
Dexter Fong: Roto: Well, there's klok, poop, and me
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Roto serves coffee. Anon and anon.
cease: dexter fong is a firename
Dexter Fong: and clem
Rotonoto: "Thabnk you sir, I'll have another..."
bonemeister: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352520 John Lithgow played Blake Edwards
cease: me and boney are the only non-firenames
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give him another
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
Rotonoto: oops- er, guess my problem is I'm straight (chortle)
klokwkdog: it's just Cat & merlyn, Roto
principalPoop: be nice to me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood toes principalPoop.
cease: that can be fixed
principalPoop: looool
Dexter Fong: No Roto, you're in a slump
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Lithgow in Garp. The man can act. I like S.O.B. with Richard Mulligan.
cease: i should change to a firename
cease: i used to change names far more often
Merlyn: let me try something confusing
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:49 PM train to Minneapolis.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:49 PM and Catherwood bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Rotonoto: aw gee, fellas, embarrass me in front of mah sweetie, why don't ya? ;)
Catherwood: What? There's two of me!
Dexter Fong: I prefer people to reatin the orginal but have fun with it...that's what II prefer
TweenIraq&ahardplace: O revoir, Merl...
principalPoop: uh oh
Catherwood: what an appropriate entrance message, too
Rotonoto: ah, man- Lithgow was wonderful in Garp
bonemeister: Nite
Catherwood: hey catherwood! who am i?
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Catherwood and says "Stop typing gibberish, Catherwood!"
klokwkdog: the problem is, if we change monikers now, nobody knows who is we. as has happened with me as stephenfosterkane, tweeny, and Ilanwydd's disguises
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:50 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Catherwood by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Rotonoto: bye merlyn
principalPoop: toe me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood toes principalPoop.
||||||||| "11:50 PM? 11:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
klokwkdog: merlyn has become our multiple identity poster child tonight
principalPoop: wb merlyn
Dexter Fong: Catherwoods playing a schizophrenic inlove with herself
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
Merlyn: I don't think that last exit message is physically possible
bonemeister: we could become fictious versions of ourselves
bonemeister: the audience could try to guess who were are in real life
principalPoop: yes, how can you be in, ahh you know the rest
Dexter Fong: Yes it is Merlyn, watch
Rotonoto: mere shadows of ourselves?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Dis guys? What are you, Barbie?
bonemeister: who we are
Rotonoto: Parodies of ourselves?
Merlyn: What's My Line will sue
Dexter Fong grabs Dexter Fong by the collar etc..
klokwkdog: we're too lazy, boney
klokwkdog: doppelgangers
bonemeister: Mere shadows of our former selves, stalking ourselves
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Mare shadows on the wall, in a platonic stance.
principalPoop: I did a troppleganger once
Dexter Fong: Platonic stance? Bend over somebody
bonemeister: I tried to stalk myself but I lost me
klokwkdog: Bousquet (local) cartoon -- vampire with TP all over face, trying to shave in a mirror
Rotonoto: did Ken show up 2nite? Or out terrorizing the highways?
principalPoop: and roll up your arm, do you want regular or premium?
klokwkdog: Poop -- they just tried to put that in a movie, ended up with NC-17 rating
TweenIraq&ahardplace: I'm wall-eyed.
cease: no ken no come
bonemeister: mind games, bean stalking
Dexter Fong: I want it Edwardian Style
klokwkdog: Roto -- I got email from him earlier today, but it didn't mention his schedule
principalPoop: ahhh, brave new world order fries with that?
bonemeister: skull fucking
bonemeister: brain humping
Dexter Fong: Don't stop
bonemeister: wooden eye
principalPoop: drill a hole in my skull and fuck my brains out
Dexter Fong: My headache's going away
Rotonoto: you want freedom fries with that?
Rotonoto: hey, anyone listen to the 9PM blather 2nite?
bonemeister: fleadom flies
Dexter Fong: Get rid of that Harelip
principalPoop: gumbo
klokwkdog: wooden eye for the steely guy?
Dexter Fong: and that rabbits foot too
principalPoop: did he resign?
klokwkdog encountered the aftermath of that storm when consulting the telly at 9:40
principalPoop: are you with me doctor woo?
bonemeister: global warming, freedom fries
Dexter Fong: woo oooH, Dr. over here
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Hare lips? They're big in D.C.
klokwkdog: only ABC saw fit to have any content related; all the other networks retreated to their normal fantasy schedule
klokwkdog: not having heard Dear Leader, I had trouble figuring out what had happened
principalPoop: oh doctor that feels good, but why are you hands on my shoulders?
klokwkdog: BTW, according to op-ed in NYT, this is 50th anniversary of Lolita publication
klokwkdog: interesting that it was ultimately banned in France
principalPoop: roberts says congress must say explicitly if citizens have the right to sue to ensure laws are enforced, what an brillant fucking moron
bonemeister: I'm so Vlad, I'm so Vlad, I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad...
bonemeister: not really
klokwkdog: but not here
klokwkdog: stick to it, Bone
principalPoop: I had a copy on the aircraft carrier, it was a big deal whether I could keep it or not, I won
principalPoop: that and the communist manifesto lol
Dexter Fong: Great Group, but they broke up
bonemeister: I remember when I was a college freshmen some of my peers thought Sue Lyon was too old for the part. When I watch the movie now, she doesn't look too old
klokwkdog: I liked Bob Geldof ordering a box of Mao's little books to hand out to his high school class in Ireland for his class project
TweenIraq&ahardplace: As long as their not pour aircraft carriers.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
bonemeister: she's just a baby
principalPoop: that movie pushes the limits
bonemeister: what did they mean, too old to play Lolita?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: In 2 parts.
klokwkdog: the only ones left with aircraft carriers are us and france and britain
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Carry her's? NY harbour?
klokwkdog: i think india just bought russia's only one, but only if they can adapt MIG-29s so they can land on it
principalPoop: we have lots, truman and reagan, soon garfield maybe
principalPoop: hailey barbor or the twins?
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Play ball!
bonemeister: Shelley Winters best role. Did you see her in The Balcony with Peter Falk and Leonard Nimoy? Wild in the Streets? Richard Pryor was in that one--a small role
klokwkdog: the british have all these carriers for harriers, but those are pretty much grounded
cease: and india needs an aircraft carrier for precisely what?
cease: air cover for the tamil tigers?
klokwkdog: and the replacement keeps getting delayed, so they may have a whole bunch of useless boats
klokwkdog: cat - run up to fas.org and check out the stats between india and pakistan
Dexter Fong: replacements another great group..but they may break up
klokwkdog: also, india has to maintain a sea presence to counter China
bonemeister: Leonard Nimoy was Roger the Rebel
klokwkdog: india has a serious air force. in an exercise last fall, indian pilots outflew the top US pilots
principalPoop: I thought roger was a rabbit
TweenIraq&ahardplace: We're making Fun Fun town in HK. Where is Krutschev when you need him?
bonemeister: The soundtrack is classic
cease: eyeing each other's oil tankers?
klokwkdog: india just told Bush what he could do with his complaints about their supporting Iran
Dexter Fong: General, let's outsource our pilots
TweenIraq&ahardplace: That is ill, HAL.
principalPoop: the chinese peasants need to practice being in public apparently
Rotonoto: dex- LOL
principalPoop: and we save money on meals, they don't eat beef
klokwkdog: Kruschev: "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge, even where there is no river."
bonemeister: Igor Stravinsky... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056847/fullcredits
Dexter Fong: "Our" pilots were really Venezuelan Rebel Loyalists
cease: not the mexican free air force?
klokwkdog: cat - india seems to be making nice with Pakistan so they can run a pipeline direct from Iran
TweenIraq&ahardplace: In Capitalism, people use other people. In Communism, it's the opposite. - Beyondanda
principalPoop: a little tough to go north with pipeline
Dexter Fong: Nice quote Tweeny =)
cease: streets had turned to hemp
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Think I got the name wrong. Some guy in India.
klokwkdog: china and russia are all over iran so they can sell oil services and get pipelines out to china, india, pakistan. us oil companies going crazy with all the neocon scraming about iran and nukes: they see all this money falling thru their fingers
principalPoop: don't we all
Dexter Fong: ..and in the end, we all turn to hemp (G. Washinton)
klokwkdog: ah, Roto, here's Dexter Fong on CNI Radio right now!
Rotonoto: dang! wish she had a player
klokwkdog makes do with generous helpings of rapeseed oil
bonemeister: Those of us that don't turn to barleycorn, that is
Dexter Fong: I'm Dexter Fong but I'm really Phil austin
principalPoop: the hemp we take is equal to the hemp we make
TweenIraq&ahardplace: In Cal, weed is a speeding ticket. In TX It's 6 mos in jail & $2,000 fine. Pretty stupid. Then again, Willie Nelson is from here ;)
bonemeister: Or toadstools
Dexter Fong: the hemp we grant is equal to the hemp we plant
principalPoop: the hemp we smoke is ahh yah man
Dexter Fong: in a good yer
Rotonoto: yep, TX has always been real hard on the hippie types, jail for a few seeds and stems, etc.
bonemeister: kicking up toadstools
klokwkdog: Judge Roy Bean, law West of the Pecos...
Dexter Fong: Texas is hard on anybody that isn't one of the elite
cease: i was in dallas airport. does that count?
cease: had some great fish
Dexter Fong: just caught on the runway
principalPoop: driving the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
Dexter Fong: squashed flat..but it was flounder so no one noticed
Rotonoto: just fought on the funway
bonemeister: a goat with a heart the size of Texas
Rotonoto: exit left to floundertown
cease: how's bozoette?
principalPoop: the black population has doubled right?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 12:13 AM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Dexter Fong: you ought to know how much a hen way(s)
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Rotonoto: she's reading from her high school yearbook...
Dr. Headphones: about 2 pounds
Dexter Fong: Hey Ken
cease: hey kend!
principalPoop: ahhh dr headphones
Dr. Headphones: just woke up, don't expect *too* much from me
Dexter Fong: Just get some clothes on will yah
Rotonoto: finally got her to try some 'networking'- she joined a group of HS alumni in a Yahoo group, having tons of fun
cease: just your coming by is pleasent enough
principalPoop: when does lolita graduate roto, 2009?
Dr. Headphones: have to be at work at 2am, leave here in 1.5 hrs
Rotonoto: hello dear Kens
cease: high school?
Dr. Headphones: cat, they say flattery is the way to a man's heart. or is that his stomach? :)
principalPoop: ahhhh ken
Dexter Fong: Roto: I love net working (nudge) (nudge) (wink) (wink)
Dr. Headphones: going to fairview, pa. looked in atlas, there are FOUR fairviews in pa
cease: i thought it was flat fish
principalPoop: does she like photo-graphs, wink wink nudge nudge
Dr. Headphones: mmm, flounder!
Dr. Headphones: what did our dear resident say from n.o. tonight? i thought it so important, i slept through it
Dexter Fong: How deep is the ocean in the key of b flat fish
principalPoop: you want the fairway, which is already in progress
Rotonoto: she's been outa HS for a while, principal poop- she was a Bozoette (poms, actually)
Dr. Headphones: fORE!
Dr. Headphones: damned caps lock key........
Rotonoto: fOREhead?
principalPoop: make it a 5 C notes and I will take the case
Dr. Headphones: roto: wasn't that a meatloaf song? "i would do anything for head"
klokwkdog: roto - you're making out with a limey?
Dexter Fong: but my saxaphone slave is in that case
principalPoop: that is ok, has she still got her cheerleader outfit and pompoms? hehe
Rotonoto: Ken- get an anti-caps lock program- I consider them essential on any machine (especially for nonm- touch typers)
principalPoop: and her red nose off course
Dr. Headphones: poop, you twisted principal. now i know why you went "into" education
bonemeister: Tell me everything you know about Ed Meese. You have twenty seconds.
klokwkdog: yeah, and one of those programs that detects cats walking on the keyboard
Dexter Fong: her red nose was off course and she was wall-eyed beside herself
klokwkdog: keeps you from ordering all sorts of porn and enlargement products...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: No lo contendre.
Dr. Headphones: no lo se
principalPoop: ed meese eats something
bonemeister: You guessed it. In real life I'm Zippy Pinhead
klokwkdog: ken -- don't miss the CNI radio content on now
bonemeister: just kidding
principalPoop: beside herself? twins? you lucky guy!
Dr. Headphones: if you were a blackhead, you'd be out of work and homeless from n.o. right now
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Help us Zippy!
Dr. Headphones: thanks for tip, klok, but turned on CNN and found our dear leader speaking
bonemeister: mouse mice moose meese
cease: are we having firefun yet?
Dexter Fong: If you were a zit, chances are you work with high tension electrical wires or you a bug
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Zippy the Mouse!
principalPoop: goda time cat
TweenIraq&ahardplace: He's on the way!
klokwkdog: ken - QUICK, take the little hammer and break open the glass case. eat all the tablets and wash them down with a full glass of milk
Rotonoto: you guys are sooo crazy!
klokwkdog: there may still be hope that you can be saved...
bonemeister: you a bug
Dr. Headphones: klok: are they blue or red?????
Dexter Fong: In the GODDA DA TIME CAT
principalPoop: pull the curtain Fred
bonemeister: can't... stop...
Rotonoto: pull my finger, Fred...
bonemeister: must... log... off...
principalPoop: thinking about tomorrow
Dr. Headphones: he announces that all payments will be fair and that auditors will inspect. yeah, unless the payee is halliburton............
klokwkdog: Roto - we are hearing (on CNI) Dear Friends-type FST material that's just great
Dr. Headphones: "don't stop thinking about tomorrow"!
Dexter Fong: Night bonemeister
cease: i thought that stopped when clinton left
Rotonoto: who said that?
Rotonoto: nite bones
bonemeister: ...nite... I hope...
cease: a let's eat original hour.
cease: new to most of us
klokwkdog: nite boney
cease: bone
klokwkdog: kami kazee LOL
Dr. Headphones: later, bonesman
bonemeister: try... to... log... off... now
principalPoop: boney maroney datty datty donney and marie
Rotonoto: Bozoette got her first ever Nigerian scam recently- boy was she spooked
Dr. Headphones: sounds like rain here. haven't looked outside since about 4pm
Dexter Fong: and Mickey Beaky and Tish
bonemeister: must try
||||||||| bonemeister leaves to catch the 12:23 AM train to Funfun Town.
cease: bury nigeria under copies of the naked lunch
principalPoop: that sounds vaguely un pc roto
Dr. Headphones: roto: 419 Abuse <419.fcd@usss.treas.gov>
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Koizumi gonna change everything. Make NEW post office.
Dr. Headphones: forward message with FULL header info to them
klokwkdog: Roto - for Bozoette: http://forms.theregister.co.uk/search/?q=419
principalPoop: I gave him my bank name and numbers, you mean it is a scam?
Rotonoto: yes, we too want piece of nigerian scam money...
cease: i hadnt realized how much japan stuff they'd done until tonight
klokwkdog: or get her the t-shirt: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/07/new_419_shirt/
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You have mony to be claimed!
cease: the postal reform will do strange, unpredicted things.
klokwkdog: cat - or chinese
klokwkdog: wonder why Proctor is not doing so much language stuff in FST skits now
Dr. Headphones: klok: turn the record over if you hear chinese
cease: when i first met ossman at his house, he told me that they were afraid la would be taken over by japan in the ealry 70s.
cease: i scoffed.
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Ah, the Chink in the Armour...
cease: the way amaerican culture has taken over japan? it will never happen
klokwkdog: that's fine, Ken, but we heard chinese on CNI tonight and there was no way to deal with it
principalPoop: scoffer
Dr. Headphones: klok: sure there is. sell it to walmart :)
klokwkdog: and now, ossman is proven Wong by millions of korean convenience store owners
Dexter Fong: CNI = China News & Informationn
principalPoop: the japanese own burger king, that shows world dominance to me
Dr. Headphones: i got an ebay verification email the other day which really came from shanghai IP address
klokwkdog: ken - bit torrent down TWIT #21 video and you can see the Bozo mike (speaking of Bozos)
Dr. Headphones: klok: heard the audio. my imagination filled in the visual blanks there :)
TweenIraq&ahardplace: We Xel Ha news. The tooth, according to Garp.
Dr. Headphones: i hve yet to take the bit torrent plunge. perhaps someday i'll get bold and do it
Rotonoto: ahso, you proven Wong!
klokwkdog: oh, there's a whole bunch of visual stuff. Dvorak is soooo dead-pan. And Leo trashing the mike mixer is classic.
Dexter Fong: Oh yes, that Garp swimming in big fish tank soon be friendly to your tooth
cease: i remember this
Dr. Headphones: two wongs don't make a wight, either
klokwkdog: it's worth the 585 MB download...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Vodavost Hit Parade?
Dr. Headphones: small file for 90 min show, must be very poor quality picture
Rotonoto: not on dialup it ain't
TweenIraq&ahardplace: The McDonald's school. Reichterstown, MD.
Rotonoto: Reisterstown
Dr. Headphones: roto: you will never finish it on dialup before you time out
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You have privacy, young guy?
klokwkdog: Real WGBH news item: "The New England Seaquarium has made a deal with a number of Boston seafood restaurants..."
principalPoop: tustin mole readers
Dexter Fong: Tween: Reisterstown..just outside Balt?
Rotonoto: We only have two rieghs, we don't have a third reich
TweenIraq&ahardplace: You'll love D.C.
principalPoop: ahh sushi
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Morris Mechanic Theater
Dr. Headphones: watched 30 min show on sushi on foodtv channel other night. takes 10 years to be a certified sushi chef
Rotonoto: sushi cream cheese?
klokwkdog: it's not bad, Ken, not bad atoll
cease: i had some wonderful tapas there
Dexter Fong: Klok: The admission covers the cost of your appetizer
cease: scary new orleans food the other night.
Dr. Headphones: bikini atoll. mmmmm, tasty
cease: but it would have been even scarier there
principalPoop: potomac river flounder
klokwkdog: i meant the video quality
principalPoop: semiporn amd chip?
klokwkdog: there is some discussion of HD vid cameras, Cat; forget which episode
Dr. Headphones: speaking of radiation, saw sign at delivery today you will laugh at (if you understand the engrish langwage): "stop! do not enter radiation censors until scale is clear"
Dr. Headphones: "mom! that gamma ray is using bad words again. censor him!"
Rotonoto: ok guise, me and Bozoette wander off now, see ya next week mebbe...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: The Glass Menagerie - pretty good plays in Balt
Dr. Headphones: later, roto, glad you got to see me tonight ;)
principalPoop: honk honk roro and lolita
Dexter Fong: Night Roto and Night to Bozoette
cease: have fun, roto
principalPoop: uhoh a nono roto not roro
Rotonoto: get your hands off me, I'm a newsman, I gotta find out- Reeeebussssss...
Dexter Fong: Ken: I said get some clothes on
klokwkdog: Yeah, Cat, it's TWIT episode #22: Roger says he doesn't like the Z1U lenses
klokwkdog: nite Roto
||||||||| 12:34 AM -- Rotonoto left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dr. Headphones: dex: socks, underwear, sweat pants. i AM topless however
klokwkdog: and Bozoette
principalPoop: have some blue moss roto, go ahead, try it
TweenIraq&ahardplace: It was a military school. We cut our socks and wore black arm bands on Moritorium Day.
cease: i know ont to which you refer, klok
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Then I went to A Quaker school in Phila. Somewhat differnt experiences.
Dexter Fong: Ken: Now Listen! SAY "Open clothes a Mode"
Dr. Headphones: ontology = study of onts
cease: you're typing with your toes, kend?
Dr. Headphones: toes aren't talented enough, cat
klokwkdog: link in flight, Cat; chk ur mail
principalPoop: hehe ken is topless hehe
Dr. Headphones: using my nose
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Drunken sailors let them sit on the face of a refined man ;)
Dr. Headphones: poop: webcam not hooked up or i'd give you a thrill (or make you puke)
principalPoop: a quaker guy beat me up at a high school football game
cease: tis was the name of my blog post today, about the norleans food
principalPoop: wrong chatroom, but thanks ken
klokwkdog: those nonviolent types can get pretty violent when they finally let go; don't mess with the Amish
Dexter Fong: pP: MAy he was on the one year sabbatical, Walkabout
TweenIraq&ahardplace: That's because he wanted you to mind the light. So he cold-cocked you.
Dr. Headphones: amish around here can kill you with their body odor if you get too close. they bathe every saturday night whether they need it or not
principalPoop: I was taken aback, we fell over the back of the stands, landed on a car, luckily not hurt
klokwkdog: gee, Clem finally figured out to do an ID...
principalPoop: ahhh toad a way
Dexter Fong: Steve Allen was in that car you fell on, had a heart attack and died
cease: wow. that was 3 hours of stuff most of us have never heard before
cease: what a treat
principalPoop: it was super ah clem, thanks
Dr. Headphones: ok dear friends, time to jump in shower in preparation for working. might get back within my 11 and/or 14 hours allowed, but might have to stay for 10 hr brk and return sometime saturday. tallyho, mein freundes
cease: off you go, kend
Dr. Headphones: hasta la vista
klokwkdog: good trip, Ken and guten abend...
Dexter Fong: Keep the shiny side up good buddy
Merlyn: me too, bye all
principalPoop: good luck find fairview, pick the fastest route to try all 4
principalPoop: safe driving :D
cease: ive never heard this
Merlyn: thanks again clem, lots of rare stuff 2nite
Dr. Headphones: poop: i'll get printed directions when i report for duty
||||||||| At 12:40 AM, Dr. Headphones hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:40 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
klokwkdog: very good show, Clem!
principalPoop: that makes it too easy, wandering is more fun
Dexter Fong: Cat: Don't believe I have either
klokwkdog: Let's Eat...
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Grew up on the Mason-Dixon line. A bit confused.
principalPoop: oops, I lost track of time, toodles
||||||||| At 12:41 AM, principalPoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Jackie Mason-Richard Dixon
klokwkdog: bye poop
cease: poop
Dexter Fong: Night pP
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Ziggy/Wakeman - not bad
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and muchas Gracias
cease: you're doing us all a vast service, ah
TweenIraq&ahardplace: Yo, it's Thanksgiving! Later, gator.
ah,clem: good night everyone, and thanks for turning us on....
||||||||| TweenIraq&ahardplace departs at 12:42 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Clem: Thanks for *turning* us on
klokwkdog: keep 'em flyin' Clem; hi 2 Bambi
klokwkdog: nite Tween
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
cease: all the best to you both
ah,clem: Bambi says "Hi"
ah,clem: nytol
klokwkdog: Dex, Cat, Clem...I think I'm outta here, too...hi to Bambi
klokwkdog: bye everyone!
||||||||| Around 12:44 AM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
cease: Mt Everest says "'Lo"
Dexter Fong: Klok: Night =)
klokwkdog: hi to Van, NYC guys, but good NIGHT!
||||||||| "Hey klokwkdog!" ... klokwkdog turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:44 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: i guess we're all gone
cease: one gone night
Dexter Fong: okay Cat" I think this case is closed (with my servant in it) so time to toddle...Interesting CNI tonight
cease: amazing stuff
cease: i hope he has all the lets eat hours. whatr a feast
Dexter Fong: I goota get back to cateloguing what I have
Dexter Fong: and learning to spell
cease: i know i dont have this. must rectrify that situatrion
cease: see you here next week
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:47 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: I know...Let's break into the Museum of Radio etc, steal their colle er um "liberate" the collection
Dexter Fong: Okay...you can go but you don't get a cut...and you're gonna be fined for leaving in the middle of a plan
Dexter Fong mutters 'You just can't get good criminal help anymore'
Dexter Fong: Night America]
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
''Pops'' Yamamoto
ah,clem
Bightrethighrehighre
bonemeister
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
Catherwood
cease
Charles Throat
CommieMartyr
Dexter Fong
diana55
Dr. Headphones
Firebroiled
klokwkdog
Merlyn
principalPoop
Rotonoto
the dalai llanwydd
TweenIraq&ahardplace
URL References:
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http://forms.theregister.co.uk/search/?q=419
http://lodestonecatalog.com/tirebiter.html
http://talkshows.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eonline.com%2FNews%2FItems%2F0%2C1%2C7628%2C00.html
http://tedstrong.com/steveallen.shtml
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1573922374
http://www.deniskitchen.com/docs/new_shmoofacts.html
http://www.deniskitchen.com/thestore/bios_shmoo.html
http://www.economist.com/printedition/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=4369627
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/list.php
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056847/fullcredits
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352520
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/10/opinion/10babbitt.html
http://www.smokey-stover.com/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/07/new_419_shirt/
http://www.well.com/user/silly/toon01.html
http://www.williamstout.com/biography/biography.html



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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"