A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 06, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:17 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
Firebroiled: LAUGH RUNAWAY. The Doctor makes no readout. Read UNHAPPY MACNAM. UNHAPPY MACNAM. SYSTAT. UPTIME 9:01. I have been awake for 9 hours, 2 minutes, 36 seconds . . . . . But long enough for the THURSDAY NIGHT CHAT!!.....MMMMMMMMMMM?......YESS-S-S-S-S-S-S....!
||||||||| Firebroiled says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Firebroiled exits at 9:17 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'porgie', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 4:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
porgie: hey what happened? The lights went and I missed everything. What a mess
||||||||| It's 4:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'TropicalDepressionTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
TropicalDepressionTweeny: No need for alarm...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Hey Clem...
TropicalDepressionTweeny: This thing in england might get hot, pythons and all...
ah,clem: hi Tween
||||||||| 9:14 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
llanwydd: where am I?
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Brazil, of course.
TropicalDepressionTweeny: May I see youurr passsssport pleeeesssssee.....
llanwydd: ah yes
ah,clem: it's an old picture
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:16 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Michigan."
Bambi: howdy :-)
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Gretta Garbo?
llanwydd: hi bambi!
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Hey Bambi...
Bambi: hi Tweeny, llanwydd, Clem :-)
Bambi: how are you all doing?
Bambi: great to see you all
TropicalDepressionTweeny: We're just frying up some scnooks here.
Bambi: hope that ropical depression isn't turning into anything serious tonight Tweeny
llanwydd: I'm holding tightly to my sanity. and you?
Bambi: heard that llanwydd
Bambi: same here
ah,clem: not sane here, LOL
llanwydd: my car broke down 300 miles from home on Friday. The weekend was a nightmare
Bambi: same here yes clem lol
TropicalDepressionTweeny: New Orlean's loss is our gain. If you don;t have a Neville Brother in your living room, your not with the "in" crowd.
Bambi: sorry to hear that llanwydd ... that's so hard to deal with
||||||||| cease tiptoes in around 9:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: I had to junk the car. wasn't worth fixing. Should have something else in a few days
llanwydd: hey cat!
||||||||| Catherwood leads    TOR           inside, makes a note of the time (9:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
   TOR           : Howdy do
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Everybody cool down now...
llanwydd: evenin tor!
cease: hi folks
Bambi: quite a mess in the southeast on the map weatherwise tonight
TropicalDepressionTweeny: He has a LISP.
Bambi: hi tor
Bambi: hey Cat
cease: what is this on cni?
llanwydd: tor, do you pronounce your name the scandinavian way, with an r that sounds like a combination of an r and an l and an o that no english-speaking person could possibly utter?
ah,clem: my lable is dear friends 1, but seems to be a "live at the airlee"
Bambi: Tweeny is being bothered by TD Tammy
llanwydd: I knew a guy with that name
cease: The Toronto Dominion Bank is bothering you?
   TOR           : TOR, as in Tor Johnson, but in caps, to shed any confussion with other Tors.
   TOR           : I mean, heck, when I went for the hotmail name "RevTor" it was already taken.
cease: oh yes, i have that.
   TOR           : By another Rev. Tor, of the Reverend Tor band.
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Meat the beatles.
cease: thuis doesnt sound like airlie
ah,clem: bet you were tor about that...
||||||||| Catherwood leads klokwkdogB4fall in through the front door at 9:26 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: tool yonson?
   TOR           : up, even
cease: sounds a little bit lilke hour hour
klokwkdogB4fall: hellew all
llanwydd: hey klok!
   TOR           : Ahhhhh, llan, you know of the To Bet Your Life show, ehhhh?
cease: klok
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Hey, dogman...
llanwydd: with groucho?
Bambi: hi Klok
   TOR           : The one with Tor Johnson & Groucho, yes.
cease: they did a riff like this on dear friends
llanwydd: i remember groucho but i didn't know tor was on his show
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llanwydd: there's an echo in here
   TOR           : Groucho asked Tor his measurments and after he was told Groucho spakeith "With measurments like that you should be twice as attractive as Jane Mansfield"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:29 PM, dragging Elayne by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
||||||||| TropicalDepressionTweeny is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:29 PM.
klokwkdogB4fall: hi Ilan, bambi, tweeny
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Elayne: Evenin' all! Unca Dex sends his hellos and regrets, he's at some sort of jazzy thing this evening.
cease: hi el
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:30 PM, dragging TropicalDepressionTweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
   TOR           : Howdy do
cease: this is firesign i don't know
Elayne: Um, he's not regretting the jazz, just the inability to be here.
TropicalDepressionTweeny: Best to FST & friends.
llanwydd: that's funny, tor!
cease: obvioulsy live show, what is this?
||||||||| TropicalDepressionTweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, TropicalDepressionTweeny exits at 9:30 PM.
   TOR           : Yeah, Groucho was a hoot & a half.
ah,clem: live at the airlee, cat
Elayne: How that elephant got in his pajamas I'll never know.
cease: ok, i remember that as a historical thing. this is their dear friends period radio show
   TOR           -)
cease: how;'s work, el?
   TOR           : the eyes have it.....just a lill' late
   TOR           : ;
ah,clem: yup, AKA dear friends 1
   TOR           : oooops
llanwydd: I'll be afk for about 10. see you soon
cease: neal gaiman in town touting his new novel today. got a nice review
Elayne: Better than I'd dreaded, Cat. Boss is back but I'm keeping up wirth him (and his wife) so far in terms of demands...
cease: how is the subway terror thing going?
Elayne: If you see him, Cat, tell him I said hi and give him a recommendation for a good local sushi place.
cease: no, actually i'd rather chat with you, el
   TOR           : be back soon
Elayne: I wouldn't know, Cat, I don't do subways nowadays, more's the pity. Subway'ed it on Tuesday to and from my lunch with Dex. But I mostly do private transportation in my daily commutes now.
   TOR           : soon, see
klokwkdogB4fall: cat - Cory Doctorow was on TWIT #25 (current one) and gushed about Mirror Mask, which just opened in SF and NYC: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0366780/
cease: i definitely dont have this, unfortunately
Elayne: I really adore my commute, and I almost enjoy supporting the Venezuelan people every time I gas up, but I miss the convenience of Manhattan...
Elayne: I don't think Cory likes me very much sometimes...
cease: i was glad the reviewer knew neal's script for babylon 5 but he said it was the only one strz didnt write. i thought ellison wrote on epiesode
klokwkdogB4fall: I thought Penn Jillette wrote one, or part of one
   TOR           : MirrorMask, I hate lookin' for them there things.
Elayne: Peter wrote a couple Bab5 episodes, including one that still makes me cringe, but I'll never admit it to his face.
Elayne: Oop, that's Peter David (as opposed to Peter Bergman or Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater)...
cease: who is peter?
cease: penn starred in the episode neal wrote. superb
cease: i thought ellison wrote the one with the 2 maintenance workers
Elayne: Cat, he's on my Top Six list on my blogroll (along with Neil).
Bambi: Penn Jillette ... from Penn and Teller?
cease: i must czweck him out
cease: yep
cease: going to new japanese flick on sunday. will blog about that
klokwkdogB4fall: oh, neal wrote the Penn & T episode?
Bambi: why would Cory not like you for being in the top six on your blogroll E?
cease: or so it said in the episode guide
Elayne: I haven't seen a movie in awhile. If MirrorMask is still around weekend after this one, maybe I'll go see it.
cease: is it based on a comic, el?
Bambi: I often blog about what Cory writes lo'
Elayne: NO Bambi, he didn't like what I said in an email exchange. He's probably forgotten it now though, we've corresponded a bit since.
Elayne: BoingBoing is on my blogroll, just not in the Top Six...
klokwkdogB4fall: Bambi, Clem - - those Canon XL2s seem to be in use on the current TWIT. Video looks very nice.
Elayne: Cat, I believe it's based on a book rather than a graphic novel/comic'y thing.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Donk into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:39 PM, then departs.
klokwkdogB4fall: Cory went on and on about MM, said Neal did a great job
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: cool Klok :-)
cease: i lok forward to reading neal's new novel but i neednt tell him that in person
klokwkdogB4fall: long aside about the ex-The Screen Savers set where Gaiman signed the back of one part, "Sandman"
cease: hi donk
cease: wanna key?
   TOR           : Howdy do
Bambi: hey Donk :-)
klokwkdogB4fall: ...and turns out Rog. Chang saved that piece and has it in his apt.; watch (or listen) to Leo freak out
Elayne: Hello Donk.
Donk: hey All
Bambi: LOL Klok
cease: wow. i saw this mentioned in the kpfk archives. of course
klokwkdogB4fall: there were two or three running motifs in this week's show that're worthy of Firesign
||||||||| Catherwood leads principalPoop into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:42 PM, then departs.
klokwkdogB4fall: one based on Serenity vs Star Wars that is ROFL
cease: hi ah
   TOR           : Howdy do
cease: ashgrove ain the airlie, clem!!!!
Bambi: hi PP
principalPoop: live at the who on the what?
Donk: I just saw Serenity on Saturday nite, best movie i've seen in years, better than the new star wars
cease: read good review of it
principalPoop: hi bambi how are you?
Elayne: I have so little interest in Serenity I don't think you could measure it in a thimble.
cease: i never saw firefly. never heard of it til review of this new thing
cease: pooper
Bambi: how'd you like those Montana fall snow pictures?
Elayne: Hey PrinPoop!
Donk: i haven't seen a bad review of it, and i've read quite a few
Bambi: doing well PP and you?
principalPoop: hi E, all, howdy :D
Donk: i was a big fan of firefly, very disappointed when it was cancelled
klokwkdogB4fall: I have to watch all the back episodes of Firefly before I can see it; by then, Serenity will be $7.99 closeout on the 2-disc collector's DVD ;-)
Elayne: Dang, looks like I'll have to go quiet the cat, Robin's trying to sleep.
Elayne: Next week, all.
Bambi: lol
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 9:44 PM train to Hellmouth.
Donk: i'm a big joss whedon fan, the director and writer
cease: by el
Bambi: night Elayne :-) Hi to Robin
Donk: scifi channel is running firefly on friday nites
principalPoop: be good cat
cease: we dont get that channel here
klokwkdogB4fall: yeah, that was part of one running motif, how good Whedon's story is compared to Lucas "typing with boxing gloves on"
Donk: i came in on the end of the conversation
klokwkdogB4fall: this song wasn't that old when this DF was new...
Bambi: want to see Firefly :-)
principalPoop: clean it up then donk
cease: i think babylon 5 is the standard for tv sf
klokwkdogB4fall: I'm definitely thinking about asking the neighbors to tape it, if it's re-running on SF channel
Bambi: I hear ya Klok ... sounds like it will be a good show
klokwkdogB4fall: cat - what? not Lost??? ;-))))
Donk: depends on what you call scifi, to me you can't beat X-files, but that was part sci-fi part fantasy/horror
Bambi: and movie
principalPoop: firefly, she was the sidekick to butterfly I think, or was that moth?
Bambi: Serenity
Bambi: X-Files was great fun
klokwkdogB4fall: oh, it was about 20 minutes of this week's TWIT. also a very depressing discussion of Chinese censorship + Google, Yahoo
Donk: i tivo'd last episode of lost from last nite, haven't watched it yet
Bambi: so was SG1
Bambi: and the old and the new Battlestar Galactica
   TOR           : SG1 is a good show.
cease: i loved seeing muy local neighbourhood in x files
Bambi: I was lucky enough to see one of the new Battlestar Galactica shows one time
Donk: a few years ago , there was a scifi show based on war of the worlds, i loved that show but it only lasted 2 seasons
klokwkdogB4fall: took me a looong time to come around to SG1. I...tolerate it
principalPoop: my mother the car was science fiction, my favorite martian...
   TOR           : Couldn't stand StarBackAGalcklicka, as the wee tots called it.
Bambi: it's way different and very much the same as the old one at the same time
klokwkdogB4fall: The Ponderosa in Space...
Donk: stargate is ok, i think some of the new shows this year have potential, Threshold and Invasion have been pretty interesting, i haven't watched Surface yet
klokwkdogB4fall: you know, Leslie Nielson (Forbidden Planet) attended Lorne Greene's Radio School in Canada?
principalPoop: ponderosa, king of the wild frontier
Bambi: had no problem with SG1 ... it took about 2 minutes to get used to Kurt Russell's replacment ... McGyver ;-)
cease: they called it Garbanza in life in the day
principalPoop: who was the worf on sg1?
Bambi: did he really Klok ... cool ... Forbidden Planet is one of my all time favorites. Course I think The Day the Earth Stood Still is likely my all time favorite.
Donk: 3 degrees of seperation or less , klok
cease: sf flick, bambi?
Bambi: no worf on sg1 PP
klokwkdogB4fall: yep, Donk
cease: my fave is Brother From Another Planet
principalPoop: outland was on today
Donk: Forbidden Planet was a great movie
Bambi: from way back Cat
   TOR           : I like it when old Egyptians get dissed.
cease: which is only inicidently sf
   TOR           : , yes
klokwkdogB4fall: of course, there were only 7 people in Canada at the time, so it was not all that improbable
   TOR           : little Egyptian
principalPoop: who is the alien on the team?
klokwkdogB4fall: T'somebody
principalPoop: torg
principalPoop: torque
principalPoop: teal ahh teal
   TOR           : The aliens are the people servin' the luncheon.
cease: 20 thousand years ago?
principalPoop: my car is teal colored
klokwkdogB4fall: Donk -- I go back and forth between the one with Anne Francis and the one with Molly Ringwald
Bambi: Teuk but not sure of spelling
principalPoop: I think of him as a worf lol same as chewtobacco
   TOR           : That mofo grew some hair, it's much better than the cue ball look
ah,clem: tealk?
principalPoop: we can't tealk here nickie
Bambi: te ook is phonetic
ah,clem: fenetic
ah,clem: k?
principalPoop: teal'k
   TOR           : Rome really buried and salted them there Phoneticians
principalPoop: frantic
Bambi: while Ciscero fiddled away
principalPoop: stargate atlantis started good and lost me
Bambi: lol
Bambi: I had a feeling it would PP
principalPoop: crisco, the count of monte crisco?
Bambi: for everyone LOL
   TOR           : Lets all give the Army Corps of Engineers a big hand, New Orleans and all.
principalPoop: the waifs, warfs in that show are scary
klokwkdogB4fall: yeah, let's give them a big hand over the side...
   TOR           : lol
principalPoop: levee them alone tor
Bambi: Cicero "fiddled" while Rome burned
   TOR           : lol, again
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdogB4fall: you know, I kinda liked the Voyager episodes that were takeoffs on Flash Gordon
principalPoop: I saw part of rome the other night
cease: I thought that was Crisco
   TOR           : I had a rome apple the other night.
cease: Lightening fast fiddling
   TOR           : The Crisco Kid
cease: Best dam fiddler from Calabogie to Kaladar
Donk: jackson beck
klokwkdogB4fall: and Avery Brooks was good in some episodes of DSN. And the one about Roswell, that was great.
principalPoop: frisco was a friend of mine, I had whiskey, he ordered a glass of white wine
cease: was a friend of mine
Donk: or was he the cisco kid
Bambi: course one could say the same thing about the Titanic huh? The band played on....
principalPoop: crab cakes
cease: gold mines, mostly
klokwkdogB4fall: c'mon Pancho...
principalPoop: c'mon tonto
cease: scalp em, tantric
klokwkdogB4fall: on my pony on my boat
Donk: which way'd they go?
Bambi: on Dancer, on Dasher...
principalPoop: matt dillon does not mean the same now
Bambi: he thinks he wants to be a Dentist
principalPoop: oh prancer and vixen hehe
   TOR           : then there was my college girlfriend, Chastity Beltmore, now she was a vixen
Bambi: we'll be independent together ;-)
principalPoop: baltimore, applecore
klokwkdogB4fall: ah, a survivor of the great change in English
klokwkdogB4fall: it used to be vox...vixen in ME
principalPoop: the vowel shiffted?
   TOR           : rutlecorps
Bambi: applecore ... would that be an ipod nano?
principalPoop: turtledove is ok
klokwkdogB4fall: no, that was separate -- English stopped sounding like Scottish
principalPoop: the chipmunks, and not alvin
klokwkdogB4fall: they retired Alvin and Trieste :-(
Bambi: chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
klokwkdogB4fall: you gotta char them good first
   TOR           : hula hoop hang-ups
Bambi: lol
principalPoop: what happened to theodore, and not the beaver
klokwkdogB4fall: aummmmm
Bambi: hula, hula, hula. ... look who's doing the mexican hat dance now...
principalPoop: don't open fire until you see the white of their yokes
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:08 PM, dragging llanwydd by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Bambi: wb llanwydd
principalPoop: ahhh llan, now we can get to the truth or consequences
cease: llan
   TOR           : Howdy do, again
   TOR           : Bob Barker shows
klokwkdogB4fall: we are in New Mexico?
llanwydd: took me a while. I called my parents in daytona to see how they had weathered the weather.
principalPoop: he was arrested for showing
Bambi: beat the clock or double jeopardy
klokwkdogB4fall: now we are six
llanwydd: they didn't get hit too hard
principalPoop: are they ok?
principalPoop: ahhh super
Bambi: hope all is OK lanwydd
Bambi: ll
Donk: there are still a lot of blue tarps in daytona, glad to hear they didn't take it to hard this time
principalPoop: you fuel, give me that pickle
Bambi: got that right Don
klokwkdogB4fall: the creature film?
Bambi: LOL Clem
principalPoop: bozo's ahhh, clem
Bambi: creature of the black lagoon
   TOR           : Once on T or C, a girl was called-up on stage. She had on jeans and shirt, as I recall. I those days people got all gussied-up to go on down to the TV show. Well, Mr. Barker, in his most smart-assed tone, asked her, "What style do you call that." She looks at him and replies, "Comfortalbe." The entire audience applauded, loudly.
ah,clem: did Bozos last week
   TOR           : Barker was pissed, that ain't something you've oft times viewed.
cease: excellent, Tor
   TOR           : He's a super-pro, but, he lost it that time.
cease: did you play bozos last week, ah? i thought you played dwarf but my memory is no doctor
Donk: that was a long time ago Tor
ah,clem: on Saturday I think I did
klokwkdogB4fall: these days, everything seems like a long time ago
Bambi: you said you hadn't played it for awhile Clem on the air ;-)
Donk: you got that right, klok
klokwkdogB4fall: lots don't listen to the Saturday show, I guess
principalPoop: bozo had a tv show in his clown suit, my sister was on the show, a little kid missed throwing a bean bag at a target and said damn it. bozo said that is a bozo nono, the little kid said 'fuck you clown'
   TOR           : Surprised, and a lill' pissed, I ain't dead.
Bambi: it's all in the mind TOR ... if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
   TOR           : LOL
ah,clem: LOL pp
llanwydd: is that a true story, pp?
   TOR           : Gad, Bambi, don't make me send Bertrand Russell's ghost to see you.
Bambi smiles
principalPoop: true story, her girl scout troop was on the show
   TOR           : that's a TV classic
klokwkdogB4fall: Jim, Bambi -- Leo is supposed to deliver a G-rated show to get AOL hosting. But at least on the video, they had a mistake and then Leo let loose a really good Lenny Bruce stream. They managed to beep most of it...
principalPoop: yes
   TOR           : Was it tape, kinescoped (sp?)?
principalPoop: I don't know if it was on the air, but my sister saw it
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
   TOR           : Most cool.
Bambi: LOL Klok
principalPoop: hello M
Merlyn: allo allo
principalPoop: squeeze the weeze
klokwkdogB4fall: oh yeah, I guess the editing and the bleeping took longer; didn't go up until yesterday and it's twice the size of previous shows
Bambi: if folks on AOL want to see/hear TWiT ... they can do like the rest of us lol
cease: reality is always strange
   TOR           : Once on the Paul Shannon Show (Pittsburgh) a cub scout asked Mr. Shannon if he had been drinkin' beer 'cause he smelled like beer.
cease: hey merl. heard anything about the london show from the lads?
klokwkdogB4fall: Cat - or charmed or flavored...
Merlyn: just that review from the evening standard, Bergman emailed it to me
   TOR           : Mr. Shannon went to Moe, Larry & Shemp, straightaway.
cease: wonder if the show will have any repercussions?
Bambi: I loved the Gene London show from Philadelphia
cease: meaning more work for the lads
klokwkdogB4fall: is that why Tony Blair announced the Iranians are out to kill his troops?
   TOR           : Never heard of Mr. London.
Merlyn: like if they did it in an echo chamber?
llanwydd: tor, that reminds me of Joey Demographico to Ben Blend: "Look at all this liquor behind the Mr. Coffee"
cease: if only they could drag austin onto a boat and bring him over there,
Donk: yeah i think Tony is going off the deep end
cease: i dont know that line, llan, but its a good one
   TOR           : Llan, don't konw it, but, it sounds funny.
klokwkdogB4fall: George Bush: 'God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq' - http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1586978,00.html?gusrc=rss
cease: yes that bbc show tonight. randi was talking about that and i read it on the usual left wing websites
Donk: most of the stories about what soupy sales said on the air are urban legends
llanwydd: I think that was from the show I saw at town hall. I remember most of the jokes
Bambi: Gene London would tell such heartfelt stories while he sketched and sang beatifully at least once in the story ... for a child, wonderful :-)
cease: have you noticed bush is getting more and more like a firesign character
Donk: thanks klok
principalPoop: not funny klok, I just got a chill
llanwydd: Ben answered "Those are from the Sailor Bill show, son"
klokwkdogB4fall: What was the original reason, to keep religious fanatics from gaining control fo nukes? Well, that happened...
Donk: yes , cease, unfortunately
llanwydd: which one, cat? Gen.Y2K?
   TOR           : The creators of god ALWAYS believe that they're on a mission from their creation .
Bambi: on a mission from God, huh? ..........Don't you blaspheme in here, don't you blaspheme in here ;-)
klokwkdogB4fall: If Don Adams was alive, he'd be doing a routine, "Would you belive...?"
Merlyn: they should play this for the dover school board
Merlyn: we should demand equal time for bozo evo
Bambi: so sad about Don Adams ... always enjoyed that silly show
klokwkdogB4fall: did everyone get Ken's link to alternative textbook stickers?
Donk: hmm i have to check deadoralive.com, i forgot don adams was no longer with us
Merlyn: it just dawned on you?
klokwkdogB4fall: Barbara Feldon was fascinating person -- she won on $64,000 question...legitimately
Merlyn: is she dead too?
principalPoop: 99 was hot
   TOR           : Get Smart was/is most amusin'.
principalPoop: no idea
Donk: she had a great voice she had done a million commercials (voice overs mostly)
klokwkdogB4fall: her appearance as "Spy Girl" on Mad About You was ROFL
   TOR           : That close to 65,000
klokwkdogB4fall: TOR - well the counter overflowed at 65, 535...
Donk: don't forget Don Adams great sitcom "check it out"
klokwkdogB4fall: never saw it
llanwydd: Get Smart was one of a kind. I doubt there was ever another spy comedy on tv
principalPoop: I loved his sister eddie too
klokwkdogB4fall: I Spy
   TOR           : Spy comedy, well, except for the news, at times
Donk: didn't miss much, klok, it was made for USA network when they used to actually have original programming
klokwkdogB4fall: unintentionally, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. was, too
Bambi: http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/
llanwydd: the chief was onef a kind too. I can't think of another character on television who never smiled
Bambi: Don Adams Agent 86 Apr. 13, 1923 Sep. 25, 2005 (82)
principalPoop: kuryakin
Merlyn: created by mel brooks and buck henry
Donk: i used to have to sneak to watch i spy, it was on at 10 my bedtime, but i never missed it
   TOR           : Dead or Alive
Merlyn: buck henry once said he was working on a humorous version of gilligan's island
   TOR           : I Spy was a good show
principalPoop: mel brooks and buck? I would have invested
Donk: wow, bambi, i completely missed that
Bambi: Barbara Feldon Agent 99 Mar. 12, 1932 Alive at 73
   TOR           : Bill Cosby's "Revenge" is up there with Firesign's best work.
Bambi: Edward Platt The Chief Feb. 14, 1916 Mar. 19, 1974 (58)
   TOR           : Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles," pure genius.
Merlyn: also in "Tarantula"
klokwkdogB4fall: go to Google News and search Don Adams for the obit
principalPoop: nipsey russell died :(
cease: nothing is up there with firesigns best work
klokwkdogB4fall: yep, but they don't have much FST video or film
Merlyn: nipsey has to have a poem on his tombstone
cease: blazing sadles wasnt long after get smart
   TOR           : Nothing is as more original, but, funny has an apex.
klokwkdogB4fall: as in for-video, not video performances
   TOR           : For moi, anywho.
principalPoop: I hope so
   TOR           : is as ???
cease: is this an album, tor? trhe last cosby album i heard was Why is there air?
   TOR           : It was that dang "More" that got moi.
llanwydd: funny is as funny does
Bambi: Robert Moog died recently too at 71 on 8/21/2005
Merlyn: ya sound like a losing prizefighter, clem
cease: i wonder if funny times still pays proctor?
klokwkdogB4fall: clem sounds like Walter Brennan, doesn't he?
principalPoop: dental surgery, ahh fun ahh, clem, good luck
cease: good to see it adverted on air america
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:34 PM and Bunnyboy bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
   TOR           : Ancient LP, Fat Albert, Buck Buck, bits on it. If my bio-harddrive ain't in need of a defragmentin'.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
cease: a little bit, klok
principalPoop: walter brennan or jimmy durante
ah,clem: tks, pp
klokwkdogB4fall: or Pa Kettle
Donk: that one i knew about, Bambi
cease: hi bun
Bambi: hi Bunny
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 10:34 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:34 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
principalPoop: hi bunny
Bunnyboy: The ususal hip-hop
llanwydd: he didn't last long
cease: that was hoppin
Bunnyboy: lo agin
   TOR           : Brennan, Durante and TOR, now that W O U L D be a singin' triple tripled threat.
Merlyn: why do people log out and back in? Is there something that happens?
klokwkdogB4fall: lo, the Bunny has returned
principalPoop: the joint was jumping
   TOR           : I think I could hold my own with those two guys.
cease: speaking of joints
klokwkdogB4fall: everyone juiced to go see The Curse of the Were-Rabbit??
llanwydd: return of the bunny. sounds like a horror movie
Donk: buddy epson has a 'new' record/cd out , very much like Brennan's record
   TOR           : Of course, they're dead.
Bunnyboy: klok: Yes! Longtime Wallace and Gromit fan.
Bambi: Where see Rabbit?
Merlyn: yeah W&G
klokwkdogB4fall: Yeah, Merlyn, we should just all stay logged in continuously... ;-)
   TOR           : Walace and Gromit, that should rule.
principalPoop: burl ives sings the songs of King Crimson
Bunnyboy: THERE see wabbit!
klokwkdogB4fall: Bambi -- movie, opening this week
Bambi: hi Merlyn
Merlyn: but what are people doing that they log out & in like that? Do they press the exit button accidentally?
   TOR           : The upside-down sheep pyramid, tOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.
Merlyn: hi bambi
Donk: i need that record, PP :)
klokwkdogB4fall: reviews in every major paper, Salon, Roger Ebert, etc., etc. search it out
llanwydd: good one, pp. I'd pay for a CD
principalPoop: I think they had no refresh and so tried again
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:37 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs klokwkdogB4fall by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood leads klokwkdogB4fall inside, makes a note of the time (10:37 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| klokwkdogB4fall hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's klokwkdogB4fall?! It's 10:37 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Merlyn: oh
Bunnyboy: Merl: I click on the CNI radio link - chat no longer refreshes.
||||||||| klokwkdogB4fall enters at 10:38 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
klokwkdogB4fall feels much refreshed
   TOR           : http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/270/275718.jpg Cosby LP
principalPoop: stop playing with the door klock
Bunnyboy: See ya loud and clear, klok!
Bambi: heard that Don (about the record PP was talking about)
klokwkdogB4fall hangs his head, chastized
Merlyn: BBoy, that's a browser bug. Happens to me too (though I've changed it so it at least works for me now). Just refresh your whole browser manually once, and it should works after that.
klokwkdogB4fall: there's something worng with the works?
Bunnyboy: I done got myself hooked on LOST. It's fun!
principalPoop: give me your belt klock
Bambi: if you open another browser window Bunny, you can go to CNIRadio.com and click on the Listen Now link or paste the address on the main page in your play location on your audio player.
klokwkdogB4fall avoids that and the other S-F-like show. NYT was gushing about yet another S-Fish/X-Files-ish show starting soon that has some kind of alien virus on the loose
Donk: yeah, can't figure that show out, but it is fun
Bunnyboy: Merl: Y'know, you gave me the same advice recently, and I shamefully ignored it. I'll try that next week. Thanks!
   TOR           : What is LOST, Bambi? I know, my mind.
Bambi: lol TOR
principalPoop: lost in space, never saw the movie
klokwkdogB4fall plays CNI radio enough that it's bookmarked in Winamp and Amarok and...
llanwydd: I've been lost in space
Bambi: there are also some replays of our JimmyLee and Bambi Show on the Replays page if you would like to listen to them at sometime.
ah,clem: ...
Bunnyboy: I had a silly theory on the magic numbers that keep popping up on LOST, and just posted said theory to alt.tv.lost.
principalPoop: cool
klokwkdogB4fall: LeBlanc is good in the movie, but the original was just goofy enough to be interesting
Bambi: LOL Klok :-)
cease: theree lots of space to be lost in
Donk: care to share it here, Bunnyboy?
   TOR           : Lots to be home in, in fact, all.
principalPoop: this land has lots of trowsers
klokwkdogB4fall: Cat -- I was looking at today's APOD and recalling Doug. Adams Hitchhiker's...: "Space is big. Really, really big..."
Bambi: yes, would love to hear it Bunny
   TOR           : mousers
Bunnyboy: Donk: It's actually a little....ehrm...complicated. Also wouldn't make much sense to those who aren't following the show.
Donk: and pussycats
principalPoop: and pussycats
cease: apod? is that like arod?
   TOR           : Pussy cats to eat them when the sun goessss doooowwwwn
Bunnyboy: Do most of you watch LOST?
llanwydd: space is no bigger than what can be measure. And what do you call "space" anyway?
klokwkdogB4fall: You look at that entire galaxy, 85 million light years from here and there are other galaxies showing through it from behind....all those stars, all those civilizations...
cease: unaware of it, bun
Donk: ok i'll google it bunnyboy
cease: all those commercials
principalPoop: never seen it, heard about it from europeans first, they love it in europe also
   TOR           : Gad, Firesign is PURE TOTAL GENIUS!
llanwydd: that's a misprint that's not worth correcting
Bambi: newsgroups on Yahoo should have it
Bunnyboy: Yeah, check out alt.tv.lost - it's a new post, with my handle onnit.
klokwkdogB4fall: click on the image for the large version... http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
cease: i bet the universe is full of ads for Grok, Tentacle Cleaner
Donk: space is really, really big
klokwkdogB4fall: actually, for chat log purposes, the above link would survive better as: http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap051006.html
cease: as compared to what, donk?
principalPoop: yah, tell fong that when he is looking for a parking place
llanwydd: it's not a universe, it's an omniverse
Donk: yes
   TOR           : NGC 1350, a mighty flush
Donk: exactly
klokwkdogB4fall: oh, BTW, Dex/Ash isn't here tonight and won't be next week
principalPoop: the universe eats meat and vegetables?
cease: intersting article in Seed magazine, a new to me sci mag i just found about why we only have 3 dimensions
cease: the other 7 are more in play in other parts of the universe
llanwydd: that reminds me, fong is missing istn' he
   TOR           : Green skinned Nixons and eight footed Reagans, phuck this universe.
klokwkdogB4fall thought there were 11...
llanwydd: LOL, pp!
cease: as opposed to be folded in, as string theorists claim
klokwkdogB4fall: Ilan -- see my post, above
   TOR           : Better yet, don't phuck it.
principalPoop: he said he would not be here for a few weeks
cease: theyre not sure,
principalPoop: who is not sure?
klokwkdogB4fall: nobody is sure -- it's all theory
cease: do we get to know how many universes there are or are we stuck in this one
Bunnyboy: The original, the ONE TRUE goody-good show, KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER, is back on video. Yay!
Donk: i read the tueday new york times, science section, just to remind myself how stupid i am
klokwkdogB4fall: shoulda left it dead
principalPoop: ahh the next seattle show after the brides and bobby sherman
Donk: i haven't seen the remake yet, bunnyboy
   TOR           : we ain't stuck     0 = Totality = 0   that's all
   TOR           : Have fun.
llanwydd: no, donk I'M the head idiot of my country
   TOR           : Have fun, not havin' fun.
Donk: as in "here come the...."?
klokwkdogB4fall: Yeah, the latest Mayan Temple thing was amazing. People dig up some stone inscriptions and immediately relate them to some inscriptions from decades ago. They not only can read them, they can discern "style" in the writing!
principalPoop: yes
Donk: well as ah clem said, we are all bozos here
Bunnyboy: Donk: A friend of mine put it this way - It's kinda like watching a remake of THE ROCKFORD FILES, starring Freddie Prinze Jr.
klokwkdogB4fall: I guess Toffler was right -- we're going to be overrun with experts on the most arcane stuff imaginable
Bunnyboy: i.e. it STINKS!
Donk: lol, BB
llanwydd: this is a flipflop, springhead
klokwkdogB4fall: we already are close to having more Civil War re-enactors than originally fought in that war, and may be coming up on parity with modern versions of the small arms.
Bunnyboy: klok: We should walk, not run. At least, if the 2000 year old man is right.
Donk: well freddy married my girlfriend, so i don't like him
principalPoop: the recent nobel peace prizes stumped my band, metathasis improvements, more fun with light and lasers
   TOR           : Mayan, the guy or gal who wrote "Me-s Maya banjo guy-a" (For "Just Shoot Mr") made moi laugh.
klokwkdogB4fall: of course, the way things are going in Iraq, the re-enactors are getting very worried about being called up...
cease: if bergman hadnt lost his girlfriend to neal cassady, there would be no firesign theatre
   TOR           : That should be ME_A
llanwydd: Toffler! That's a blast from the past. Then there was Hal Lindsey, Eric von daniken. all the same idea
   TOR           : Well, lets hear it for chick swippin' Neal.
klokwkdogB4fall: Bunny - at least we can walk upright...
principalPoop: me-oh my-oh down at the bayou
Donk: spell check missed that one , TOR
Bunnyboy: klok: Speak for yourself!
principalPoop: ahhh ralph
Donk: speak for yourself, klok
Bunnyboy drags his knuckles
llanwydd: I think art bell came out of that 70s craze
klokwkdogB4fall: Toffler was a little different, Ilan
Donk: bb
cease: his wife wouldn't applaud
Bambi: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.lost?msg=subscribe
   TOR           : You know, that Boyd chick has got to be the best piece of ass in the freakin' universe to inspire "Something" AND "Layla."
Bambi: found it Bunny
cease: she sent me a nasty letter after she heard by radio play about neal
klokwkdogB4fall: there seems to be a direct line from Toffler to Faith Popcorn, but I don't see it going back to von Daniken, Castenada or Velikovsky
Donk: showing off your broadband again Bambi
principalPoop: nostradumbass wrote about that centuries ago
cease: bergman had a radio show after the mushroom show where hepretended vielikovsky was real
cease: the firesign were way hooked on bullshit other realtities in those days
klokwkdogB4fall: you mean correct or real, Cat?
   TOR           : He ain't real, rats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Rotonoto', just granted probation at 10:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: as their name testifys
llanwydd: nostradumbass! LOL
klokwkdogB4fall: wooho, Roto!
llanwydd: don't remember popcorn, klok
   TOR           : Howdy do
Rotonoto: costra nostradamus
cease: hi roto
principalPoop: oto rotonoto
Donk: thanks, Bambi , i'm reading Bunnyboy theory now
Rotonoto: hi all
klokwkdogB4fall: Ilan -- Faith Popcorn, Google her. She is current, predicts trends for money. As in, for major corporate clients.
Merlyn: hey roto
klokwkdogB4fall: Kind of the American version of Feng-shui ;-))
Merlyn: I'm playing World of Warcraft during chat
principalPoop: gesundheit
Bambi: hey RotoDave
principalPoop: look out for that orc, duck!
Bambi :) Don ... can't help it ... I will suffer enough on dialup when we get home LOL
   TOR           : Swing low, sweet feng shiu cot
klokwkdogB4fall: although I suspect a direct line from Faith back to Madame Blatvsky (see: Theosophy) ;-))
principalPoop: was Mesmer his first or last name?
   TOR           : w
Bunnyboy: Merl: I'm drumming my fingers waiting for CIVILIZATION 4, streeting on 10-25.
klokwkdogB4fall: driveway is being bombarded with acorns. going on for three weeks now. definitely not a mast year for the oaks!
Rotonoto: safe in first and unconscious of the ecobnomy...
klokwkdogB4fall: last
cease: eco bunnies?
cease: hop for the earth
klokwkdogB4fall: Merlyn -- did you get hit by the plague?
cease: isnt he a good sport
principalPoop: what a groove!
Donk: my driveway in ga, was stained brown from all the acorns, klok, but it was worth it, i love big old oak trees
   TOR           : Well, is old animal is tired. Say, if you want to see/read moi's latest misanthropic creations here you go http://torhershman.blogspot.com/ .     You know, I've had cops suggest that I start usin' drugs.     Don't get moi wrong, I used to but haven't for decades.
   TOR           : nite
Rotonoto: nite
llanwydd: the plague had the streets all tied up
Merlyn: no, but I've heard of it
principalPoop: night tor
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: nite TOR
Bambi: have a good one
Donk: nite Tor, i saved the link
Bunnyboy: nite TOR!
cease: keep on tearing
klokwkdogB4fall: Jenn Cutter was describing the plague in WoW on TWIT #24 -- ROFL
llanwydd: good night tor
ah,clem: ...
klokwkdogB4fall: nite TOR
Rotonoto: we got acorns too
principalPoop: a little eee gyp sheen
Merlyn: people don't want them to fix it, it's more popular than some of the planned things they've done
cease: charlie?
klokwkdogB4fall: last year, all the squirrels starved or left or something
klokwkdogB4fall: no acorns at all
Donk: i think this be my favorite fst
Donk: FM
Bambi: it is a fun one Don
principalPoop: it is super super, but you might poke your eye out
klokwkdogB4fall: I can't get into stuff like that anymore, role-playing
klokwkdogB4fall suddenly looks at his alias and regrets what he just said...
Bambi: lol
principalPoop: look klok
llanwydd: my favorite fst is still 2 Places. I think it will always be
principalPoop: loool
cease: the first four albums together
Bunnyboy: Bambi: So whaddya think? Will I win the Nobel No-Prize for my new LOST theory?
klokwkdogB4fall: the main LPs are all good in their own way ;-)
cease: they are awash with endlessly renewing intelligence
Donk: this is the flip side of nick danger, lp
principalPoop: the pause that refreshes
Donk: two places , i think
Rotonoto: armenia
cease: its like listening to words evolve into self-replicating and expanding beings
Bambi: my favorite is anything with kciN regnaD :-)
principalPoop: from anytown usa
Donk: well i think in know principle poops favorite record
klokwkdogB4fall: ;-)
cease: the lads have a particular fondness for nick
ah,clem: it is how can you be...
klokwkdogB4fall: did you see that, Merlyn?
principalPoop: this is the first I heard, it will be the fondest in my heart
klokwkdogB4fall: Cat's post appeared before my smiley, then jumped past it once mine appeared
Bunnyboy: Yeah, this and DWARF...and the other 2 dozen.
klokwkdogB4fall: not like that for me, Poop
cease: i heard them before they were the firesign theatre
Donk: yeah right
principalPoop: I am fickle, i love the one I am with
Donk: you and steve stills
cease: when i was in highschool friends used to listen to bergman's first oz show when i was over. i didnt really like it but i heard it. this was summer, 66
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
|||||||||    TOR           - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: when they moved to krla in march, 67, the show got real good real quick
principalPoop: the common cold? how ordinary
Donk: i discovered fst around 68 or 69 listening to my local college station wybc
cease: i was studying radio production at usc in 68 and hanging around bmr's radio show on kmet when the firesign did ther morning show at the end of 68.
cease: did you hear their radio shows or their albums, donk?
Donk: fst did at least 2 live shows on wybc
cease: at least
Donk: albums, cease
Rotonoto: where's wybc?
principalPoop: I had georgetown university radio with doctor demento, but I was not a fan, just listened sometimes
Bunnyboy: I was a junior high kid, hanging out with college folks in 1976.
Donk: and at least 2 live shows
Rotonoto: seig freud!
principalPoop: drugs will do that bunny lol
Donk: wybc is in new haven ct, it yale's college station
principalPoop: I forget the call letters
Bunnyboy: pp: I didn't drink or smoke, at that age.
principalPoop: sachel to page
Bunnyboy: FST was drugs enuff!
Rotonoto: some of the good ones in my area gone now
principalPoop: that is true, roanoke only has canned radio
principalPoop: that is true bunny, they are hard drugs
Bunnyboy: pp: And yet...so MILD (mild...mild...)
principalPoop: smoooth
klokwkdogB4fall: Poop -- yeah, but with broadband, we are free again (of course, many of us are not free to get broadband)
klokwkdogB4fall: and broadband isn't free
Bunnyboy: Easy on the psyche...
Bambi: well, need to stretch out a bit ... bbiab
Rotonoto: ...and- they are mild!
principalPoop: I saw google is giving free broadband to san francisco
cease: bringing the war back home. you have to know the context for that
klokwkdogB4fall: enjoy, Bambi!
cease: that was very much the sentiment of the time
klokwkdogB4fall: except we have a new context now in the US :-(
principalPoop: hehe image of stretching bambi hehe
cease: it seems to be repeating. only this one is worse
Bunnyboy: (sings) Freedom's just another word for crappy dial-up...
cease: the first one was enough to send me home to canada
principalPoop: there is an intelligent design hahahahahahaha
cease: bergman talks aobut wanting to be the uso troup of the anti-military
klokwkdogB4fall: ; would just settle for an intelligent hand on the tiller at the moment...
principalPoop: bring tea for tillerman, oops, he is a terrorist
Rotonoto: babes in khaki...
principalPoop: ok swami
klokwkdogB4fall: everybody see Maher's "George of the Bungle" rant? http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/a/201898.htm
cease: hey those lids are fabulous
cease: maher has good ideas but he's not very funny
principalPoop: yes yes
klokwkdogB4fall: this one is funny Cat
principalPoop: yes yes
klokwkdogB4fall: did James Joyce sue them?
cease: i wonder if they paid joyce's estate to use this?
klokwkdogB4fall: i guess parody gets an "out"
Rotonoto: hey, I'm in two or three right now
klokwkdogB4fall: ...but, is the use parody??
cease: richard arnold told me kate bush paid them and involved them with her song that uses the same lines
Rotonoto: they taught me to multitask...
principalPoop: he walks again by night
principalPoop: woof woof
cease: turned into a bldg
cease: some footage i shot this week is indeed that.
klokwkdogB4fall: kate bush sure disappeared seriously. has a new album out...
Rotonoto: no anchovies
cease: the phrase "the bus turned into the library" took on a new meaning
cease: reflection in library window
Bunnyboy: klok: Rilly? Do tell!
Bunnyboy sighs
Rotonoto: hey, we have bookmobiles too
Bunnyboy: Kate was one of my non-pinup pinups.
klokwkdogB4fall: they were playing it on Morning Becomes Eclectic this week, I think
Donk: not a fan of kate bush, when it comes to female preformers, i love ani difranco and lucinda williams
llanwydd: speaking of libraries, I must be checking out. See you next thursday
klokwkdogB4fall: kate had a huge bild-up, then seemed to disappear (had something to do with spending a fortune on videos for an LP that didn't sell well)
klokwkdogB4fall: nite Ilan
Rotonoto: ..
principalPoop: I don't know any of those names, I am officially and old foagie, foggie
Donk: nite llamwydd
Bunnyboy: nite llan!
cease: llan
principalPoop: shhhhh and have a super week llan
Rotonoto: nite
Donk: oh those are i's thought they were L's :)
principalPoop: not sure what they are
Bunnyboy: I better stop ignoring my puppies. Catch ya on the flop!
Donk: ioi
Donk: i mean lol
klokwkdogB4fall: Bunny - according to allmusic.com, she has a new CD, "Aerial"
klokwkdogB4fall: nite, Bun
principalPoop: woof woof bunny
cease: a lower case joke
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:29 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
klokwkdogB4fall ordered a case of lower cases for the winter
principalPoop: maybe he is a second story man
||||||||| Bunnyboy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bunnyboy exits at 11:29 PM.
klokwkdogB4fall: Dex - you LIED
Dexter Fong: Later evening greets, skeets
cease: hi dex. home from parking?
principalPoop: ahhh dexter
Dexter Fong: Cat: No, was at a concert
principalPoop: how was it?
klokwkdogB4fall: Cat - he's decided to go "pro" -- works in a garage at night, now
Dexter Fong: pP: Very entertaining and fun...Keely Smith
cease: who?
cease: better than going con
Dexter Fong: Keely Smith..she and her late husband, Louis Prima were the hott4st act in Vegas in the 50's & 60's
klokwkdogB4fall: gettin' on, isn't she?
principalPoop: jazz vocalist, legends of music, according to a glance at google
Dexter Fong: klok;Yeah she's 77, but still has a great voice and alotta chops
cease: and that s a hot town
Donk: cool '
klokwkdogB4fall: big article in NYT Magazine about older performers moving to Las Vegas as resident singers, etc.
Dexter Fong: Cool *and* Hot
cease: almost as old as you, dex
klokwkdogB4fall: I think they should rebuild New Orleans there as a theme park...
Dexter Fong: Almost Cat =))
Rotonoto: see ya later guys- goin' go spend a lil time with Bozoette...
Donk: just checking my hard drive i have 5 keely smity songs, one with louis prima
Dexter Fong: what's playing on CNI?
cease: hi ette
Rotonoto: hi cat
Donk: keely smith
principalPoop: oki roto
principalPoop: nick danger, 3rd eye
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto..like cloud of diesel fume left behind...you depart
Donk: nick danger i think, DEx
principalPoop: hold your thumb next to your lines...
Dexter Fong: Classic Danger, or one of the others?
Rotonoto: oh like a little bookcase made form damaged wood, my somewhat consternation with it, like wood rasp and wood dough...
principalPoop: why she is no fun, she fell right over
klokwkdogB4fall looks at the $2.99 laptop tote he picked up at Job Lot...
principalPoop: very classic
klokwkdogB4fall: "International Cord Blood Transplantation Symposium"
Donk: classic
Rotonoto: Bozoette had intense tutorial from Roto this evening on IDing box turtle vs. snapping turtle
principalPoop: you fuels!
Dexter Fong: Roto: Very important lesson
klokwkdogB4fall: ?
Rotonoto: (why did the box turtle cross the road?)
Dexter Fong: To get away from the snapper
klokwkdogB4fall: if it won't let go...it's not a box turtle...
Rotonoto: yes! Dexter Fong wind all expense week vacation to NYC
principalPoop: hehe box and snapping turtles hehe
Rotonoto: ette laughing
Dexter Fong: Once saw a 200 pound snapper crush a 2x4
Rotonoto: yoiks!
Rotonoto: but the big boyz usually not seen crossing the local highways
klokwkdogB4fall: they closed those roadside places in Florida, didn't they, Dex?
principalPoop: the snappers can move fast too
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "11:38 PM and late as usual, it's porgie, just back from Texas."
Dexter Fong: Klok: What roadside places would that be?
Donk: it's usually the 'big girls' crossing the highway, they come up to lay their eggs
porgie: as a matter of fact
principalPoop: porgie, tirebiter
Dexter Fong: Hey porgie, you're a white man
porgie: just a student like you
ah,clem: like me?
porgie: isn't everybody from Nirobi?
Dexter Fong: Hey porgie, you're a white student
klokwkdogB4fall: the ones with giant snapping turtles, alligator wrestling, etc.
Rotonoto: hey, sit up in a tree. cut off the soles of yer shoes, etc.
principalPoop: the boost you get from looseners
Donk: finish your homework!
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalPoop: I like you ahhhh, clem
Rotonoto: heavy on the thirty weight, mom
ah,clem :)
||||||||| Dexter Fong leaves to catch the 11:40 PM train to Hellmouth.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 11:40 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
porgie: We making progress tonight
Dexter Fong: Turning in to CNI
principalPoop: ahh nick you're such a tool
Rotonoto: well guize- sees ya later...
principalPoop: drunken madman
porgie: Hey been ab while since I been here
Dexter Fong: Night Roto
porgie: 1400
principalPoop: ciao roto and ette
porgie: longer than anyones ever been gone before
klokwkdogB4fall: nite Roto!
klokwkdogB4fall: nite Bozoette!
Rotonoto: remember the alamo- er, hertz, er, well, whoever's cheaper this week...
||||||||| At 11:42 PM, Rotonoto hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Merlyn: nito roto
principalPoop: under the dwarf maples
porgie: whats up
porgie: I show up and everybody leaves
principalPoop: the opposite of down, are you listening to cni?
Dexter Fong: porge: you gotta get here early if you wanna stick it out
porgie: its not that long
porgie: Just left work
Donk: well it's getting late here on the east coast, porgie and some of us have to work for a living
porgie: I was here a bit some 5 months ago
Dexter Fong: I remember
porgie: just bought the new model government issued computer
klokwkdogB4fall: porgie -- are you in Auckland or Honolulu? ;-)
Donk: ok i'm 8 hours from the east coast , but still in the eastern time zone :)
porgie: Been checking out the FST streaming sites and getting caught up on newer stuff
porgie: Middle of the top of texas
klokwkdogB4fall has still not caught on to some of the newest stuff ... :-(
principalPoop: nino says wichita falls
klokwkdogB4fall: not deep in the heart?
klokwkdogB4fall: as falls wichita...
porgie: about a dime and nickel away
klokwkdogB4fall: so falls wichita falls...
principalPoop: tie a yellow ribbon
Dexter Fong: so fall Niagara
porgie: an idian word for dump it here
principalPoop: on niagara, flow on to victory
Dexter Fong stand with hand over varsity letter
klokwkdogB4fall is surrounded by bounty - went into the store tonight on an empty stomach
porgie: Niagara Falls!!!!
porgie: oops wrong chat room
klokwkdogB4fall: Ontario!
Donk: shameless plug for those who like radio http://www.maskmusic.com/other_music.html
principalPoop: slowly I turn.....
Donk: step by step
klokwkdogB4fall: porgie -- are you listening to CNI? We're coming to the end of Nick Danger...
principalPoop: inferior people should not be employed lol
Dexter Fong: Porge: But be warned, you may have to log back in
porgie: CNI?
Dexter Fong: Top o the page, Porge
klokwkdogB4fall: This is a very stylish 1-L vacuum carafe, but if I fill it with tea now, I wont' sleep for hours
principalPoop: top of the morning porgie, welcome
klokwkdogB4fall: only $10
Dexter Fong: Klok: If you only fill it but don't drink maybe not
klokwkdogB4fall: that's right -- it might still be hot in the AM...
ah,clem: good night everyone... :)
Dexter Fong: Maybe not hot but still stylish
cease: ah
klokwkdogB4fall: now to try on my $15 winter jacket...
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and thanks as always
Merlyn: goodnite for me too
Dexter Fong: hey cat
klokwkdogB4fall: great show, Clem
cease: on phone
klokwkdogB4fall: night, Merlyn!
principalPoop: super, you are the man ahhhh, clem. love to you and bambi
Merlyn waves
klokwkdogB4fall: on phone, on!
||||||||| At 11:51 PM, Merlyn runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong swells
principalPoop: the cni link just disappeard
principalPoop: toaaad awaaaaaaaaaaaay
klokwkdogB4fall: that happens when they go back to normal material
Dexter Fong: pP: YOU mean there's no way out?
principalPoop: yes, trapped, like rats, giant rats
klokwkdogB4fall: walk towards the light zone, Dex; walk towards the light zone...
klokwkdogB4fall: take the Godot exit
principalPoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere
Dexter Fong trips the light, Fantastic!
cease: i missed it
principalPoop: east side, west side all around the park
Dexter Fong: Klok: Im taking the Escher exit
cease: youll gret lost like adam and evre
principalPoop: hold on, just change the paradigm
Dexter Fong: also taking a quick afk
porgie: The lights went out I missed everything what a mess
principalPoop: sun spots?
principalPoop: am I seeing things?
Dexter Fong: brack
porgie: oil beer goes through you like a hot car
principalPoop: welcrumb ack
Dexter Fong: Klok: Is it cold up there where u are
principalPoop: i will toodle, toodles
Dexter Fong: I'll change the paradigm for 4 nickels
||||||||| Around 11:58 PM, principalPoop walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: night pP
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 12:00 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Donk: g'nte gang
Dexter Fong: seem like everbody be driffin' off
Dexter Fong: Night Doink
Donk: yeah i'm drifting :)
Donk: nite
porgie: Is this the east gang or west
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
porgie: coast gang
Dexter Fong: Guess I'll say goodnight too: night cat, klok
cease: on phone cat sez by
||||||||| Around 12:01 AM, cease walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: porge: Me n klok are east, cat is west
Dexter Fong: Night porgie..see you next time
klokwkdogB4fall: OK, I'm outta here, too. Nite, Dex. No, it's about 68F
porgie: good to be seen
||||||||| Dexter Fong is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:02 AM.
klokwkdogB4fall: it's 'way late.
klokwkdogB4fall: I think Bambi went to lie down and may not return...
klokwkdogB4fall: goodnight donk, porgie!
||||||||| "Hey klokwkdogB4fall!" ... klokwkdogB4fall turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:02 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
porgie: well donk is there another shift that arrives?
||||||||| porgie rushes off, saying "12:04 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| porgie sashays in at 12:55 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| 12:56 AM -- porgie left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'porgie', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:56 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"