A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 20, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 8:42 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Firebroiled: The True White Brother is coming home.
Remember what the Great Spirit said?
If we did what we were supposed to do, and lived according to The Plan,
White Brother would finish his work in the East and Chat on Thursday Night.....
Firebroiled: Catherwood needs a time adjustmnet...?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 8:43 AM"
Firebroiled: Have to work tonight, have a great CHAT!!
||||||||| "8:44 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'saeede', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| It's 9:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| saeede - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers lety into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 3:41 PM, then departs.
||||||||| It's 3:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| lety - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| GenGoatUSTweenheart tiptoes in around 8:32 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sorry, I couldn't wait...
||||||||| LLANWYDD sashays in at 8:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
LLANWYDD: sorry I'm early
LLANWYDD: pardon me while I go out and fix my name
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (8:35 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You have the ears of Bruce Li?
llanwydd: that's better
llanwydd: not too familiar with mr li
GenGoatUSTweenheart: If you knew shushi like I know sushi...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They Call Me Bruce!
llanwydd: never take your eyes off your opponent
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm cross eyed ;)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Or wall-eyed, depending on where you wish to shop.
llanwydd: well, we seem to have gotten us started. that's good.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: US+. We own the concept of Americus Vespucci.
llanwydd: reminds me of a grateful dead song called "Born Cross-Eyed"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Reminds me of a GD tune called Scarlet.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Corn! Now we can make tortillas!
llanwydd: I know Scarlet Begonias. Is that what you mean?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:43 PM, then departs.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Never been to England. What's up with the FT there?
Merlyn: should I kill the guy in ALL CAPS?
llanwydd: you're early merl
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Grovernor's Square, Merl
llanwydd: go ahead merl
Merlyn: I know when people enter the waiting room
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off LLANWYDD at 8:44 PM
llanwydd: thanks for the pic Merlyn
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Jimmy Buffett has a pretty good cover of Scarlet. Not tonight...
Merlyn: sure thing
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Madamn has ticks, we must flee!
llanwydd: Is there a GD song called Scarlet or are you refering to Scarlet Begonias?
llanwydd: I could imagine Buffett singing the latter song
llanwydd: I didn't mean Warren Buffett
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They's a lady with a fan sunnin' herself on a porch in FL sayin', OH MY...
Merlyn: is it a free buffett?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Austin's 300 miles inland, and we can feel it.
llanwydd: all you can eat
llanwydd: free cheeseburgers in paradise
GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's a Buffett buffett with a bit of lime and salt.
Merlyn: all you can hear
llanwydd: that's not far. he could still be in california
||||||||| Catherwood enters with porgie close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
porgie: sorry bout the tree Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to porgie and asks "Would you like something?"
llanwydd: hey porge!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Where's the school, mudhead?
porgie: evening from Texas
Merlyn: I stumbled across a new web filter, based on Victor Borge: http://www.kor.dk/borge/inflate.php
porgie: I got one in my back pocket
llanwydd: borge was great fun to watch
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mitchell likes Stills. Probably carved on a tree in Cal.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: VB: "I know a little Turkish... Get along."
Merlyn: I accidentally started web surfing using it, after a google search, and started noticing the really odd typos...
llanwydd: I get it tween
llanwydd: mitchell is canadian by the way
Merlyn: like "constithreetional"
porgie: aye
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bye grapes of wrath, I think he's got it!
llanwydd: etcetera and so fifth
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, Calvary Stampeed, did they?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Evenin' Clem...
llanwydd: you're early clem
Merlyn: catherwood is early, too
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and yells "My ears are burning..."
porgie: ah clem
Merlyn: get me a banana, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a banana.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FiresignTheatre" at about 9 eastern'
porgie: how does he make his voice do that?
ah,clem: hey porge
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Tweeny scratching under his armpits....
porgie: hot oil beer catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside porgie and yells "oh, fuck off porgie!"
porgie: testy tonight cath
Merlyn: this chat program has some special code for people named ah/oh/uh clem, and regnad kcin
ah,clem: catherwood, bring me an oiled beer
||||||||| Catherwood gets ah,clem an oiled beer.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Banana juice... Banana juice...
Merlyn: ya gotta be nice to him and ask right
ah,clem :)
porgie: go ahead ...ask him
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Been to Aspen on a camping trip. A bit of fun in '78.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: 1954. TwOyears after the earth stood stills...
llanwydd: I have a sister named catherwood. I actually have six sisters named cathy. the others are cathleen, cathrine, catholic, cathode and catheter.
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside llanwydd and yells "Stop typing gibberish, llanwydd!"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Aragon? Here?
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
porgie: say catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside porgie and queries "Did you want me?"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lte's just name it the old fogies chat and be done with it. (now where'd I put my Walker?)
porgie: my clock says it's 8:46 there
Merlyn: catherwood, your clock is off again
||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ! My watch has never failed me! It's 9:02 PM"
Merlyn: make it one sentence, porgie
porgie: over theremy clocks says it's 8:48 in New York Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to porgie and mumbles "Did you want something?"
llanwydd: I'll make it one sentence. 25 to life
porgie: typo catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to porgie and queries "Something I can help with?"
llanwydd: would he recognize the name katherwood?
porgie: or catherwoo ?
llanwydd: cåtherwood?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I sentence Tom DeLay to read the constitutions of the United States and Texas, and be able to recite them to school children who are not left behind.
llanwydd: let's not pick on tom just because he's a republican
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Campassion for the convention.
porgie: India from the Indians
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'klokwkdog', just granted probation at 9:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Indiana forms!
llanwydd: hey klok!
klokwkdog: yeah, Catherwood and his "probes"
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside klokwkdog and inquires "Someone mention my name?"
llanwydd: yes and veterans day
GenGoatUSTweenheart: V'ger
klokwkdog: hi Ilan, Tweeny, clem, Porgie
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, we're off fighting the wars back homes...
llanwydd: we won't have to march no more
porgie: We're bringing the war back home
GenGoatUSTweenheart: If 5 will get you get you 10, 10 will get you get you 20. The stack market. You can't lose!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: All hail...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:11 PM and CommieMartyr waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
klokwkdog fumbles trying to get amaroK to speak CNI...
llanwydd: hi com
porgie: emoh kcab raw eht gnignirb er'eW
CommieMartyr: Comrades!
klokwkdog fumbles trying to get amaroK to speak anything
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Good Night, And Good Luck
CommieMartyr: it's ok, they're speaking chinese
llanwydd: I'm speaking another llangwyddge
GenGoatUSTweenheart: No suck thing as global warming. No sir... The Gulf water in F80.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Such
porgie: I cahhht talllllk hehhhhre
llanwydd: that suchs
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mmbw, mbwe kant?
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- see NYT International today. The Arctic is melting
CommieMartyr: old news
porgie: is New York under water yet?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I got some land in FL & Bangladesh I'd like to sell ya ;)
klokwkdog: OK, now to prepare to fight the good fight with partimage across the lan. Wow, I've spent two days learning stuff so I won't have to buy Ghost...
llanwydd: why that's lucky for us. then the chinese can move there
CommieMartyr: when ice cubes melt, the water level dorps a bit
GenGoatUSTweenheart: (kolk being dragged away...)
klokwkdog: the Chinese are going to stay right where they are an import all the iron or in Australia,...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Snow is begging to the Chinese to be debtors. Ain't gonna happen.
klokwkdog: ...all the oil in the Mideast (there's almost more Chinese in Iran than Iranians) and of course, all the money in the US to China
llanwydd: well we ought to mine the ice before it melts
CommieMartyr: snow what?
porgie: this way the russians will never invade us across the being striaght again
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That mine...
llanwydd: I wonder if the eskimos have invented an ice alloy
CommieMartyr: he who hesitates is fidgiting
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't make fun of Mr. Strait. Not in my Presence...
Merlyn: we get presents?
CommieMartyr: being strait is not easy for some
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lots of blubber in that flubber.
llanwydd: the being striaght?
klokwkdog: why should they leave?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:18 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Hellmouth."
klokwkdog: why mine ice when you can pump it much more easily as water once it melts?
klokwkdog: hi cat
cease: did chat start early today?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Ericsons? They Leif!
llanwydd: I've lost my marbles but not my berrings
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Decist...
CommieMartyr: How's the weather is Hellmouth, cease?
llanwydd: hey cat
klokwkdog is an irregular, he will have you know
GenGoatUSTweenheart: My falty...
cease: im not even loaded yet
Merlyn: we've been here for a week now, cat
CommieMartyr: break out a dwarf, cease
klokwkdog: we'll call up and insist that Clem & Bambi move to West Branch!
cease: hand me the pliers
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You should leif now...
cease: at least i'm locked
CommieMartyr: It's a damn good start
cease: up for a week and coming down now?
klokwkdog: yeah, they cut the Prophet into the board and pushed the slider to the maxx when recording this one...
cease: didint ah clem just play this a few weeks back?
llanwydd: very oddly, tween and I got here about the same time shortly after 8:30
CommieMartyr: mustapha?
klokwkdog: clem just played everything a few weeks back....;-))
CommieMartyr: mustafa
ah,clem: yes I did play it a few weeks ago, Cat
klokwkdog: Ilan - Nino was thinking to us all
llanwydd: trim your mustapha
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Did someone say Kim Bullard?
cease: thankfully i have some really great shit mrs pressedkey left me
llanwydd: I guess I mustaf
cease: sounds like a brand of Kif
klokwkdog is shitless, having been scared to death by his government
CommieMartyr: Anyone know how lili is doing?
klokwkdog: not a word heard; perhaps she'll visit tonight
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The heroin trade has never been better in Afgan. These guys are in charge of the American Army?
cease: the last i heard was last week's chat
cease: didnt she say radiation treatment starts this week?
CommieMartyr: bummer
klokwkdog goes to tend his gallon of tea
GenGoatUSTweenheart: As long as it's not a keffer, cease...
klokwkdog hears radio failure!
CommieMartyr: Guys, allow me to wax serious just long enough for it to wear off...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hoping Lili is doing well.
klokwkdog: root playing with the board again...
llanwydd: wax serious. then you can wax my car
cease: sutherland did a great biopic of tommy douglas, pioneering canuck socialist
cease: and voted by canadians, greatest canadian of all time
GenGoatUSTweenheart: And best to all the guys on Police Street.
llanwydd: she seemed in good spirits last week, tween
porgie: all say aye
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Baby you can wax my car...
cease: was premier of sask when i was born there. thanks to him all canucks have basically free medical care
CommieMartyr: My wife died from cancer 5 months ago. I hear lili talking about what she is going through and I want to commiserate. But I know she will ask my wifes fate. I guess I should just keep shut up about it.
cease: i wonder if he was named for his parents cannabis of choice?
cease: oh no.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sad thing, CM.
llanwydd: very sorry to hear it com
cease: all the best to you, commie
CommieMartyr: thank you. I know cancer and treatment are tough
llanwydd: no one very close to me has ever died of cancer. so far
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Something to keep in mind. Sort of Nihon. In the morning think of death. In the eveining refresh your mind with the thought of death. Now... who up for some comedy???
klokwkdog: sorry for your loss, CM. lili's progress has distressed me, but things now seem to be looking up. at least it sounds hopeful
cease: Nihon? That's where my name comes from
klokwkdog: in fact, just today there was hopeful news on a new drug for post-treatment
llanwydd: yes, she seems to be doing well at present
CommieMartyr: I hope so. Now I will fire up a dwarf (really) and revert to the freeway which is already in progress.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They've got an innoculation for breast cancer. It's a start. Gonna kill those little buggas...
CommieMartyr: thwiiiiiiit!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's not a knife, this is a knife...
CommieMartyr: yeah baby
porgie: dont crush that dwarf
cease: a large percentage of my wife's friends and relatives have had breast cancer, but survived
cease: there used to be "folk wisdom" that green tea prevented breast cancer. obviously not true
CommieMartyr: lili has breast cancer?
cease: not tween, that's a pipe\
cease: yes
CommieMartyr: Only thing green tea stops is my desire to drink tea.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Breasts absorb the surrounding environment. Grid help us...
CommieMartyr: yech
klokwkdog: ok, the tea should have jelled now; I have a few minutes work to finish the prep.
cease: good point, commy.
llanwydd: green tea is an antioxidant. The strongest antioxidant is actually melotonin
porgie: Tohttp://www.breastcancer.org/tre_sys_tamox_idx.html
klokwkdog: lots of work now, so I'll return later...
cease: i lived in Nihon a long time and it was one of its many unpleasnttries
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not that a man w/one nut can't win the Tour de France 6 times.
llanwydd: strongest known anyway. fwih
CommieMartyr: 7
llanwydd: that's a new one. fwih. everybody get it?
cease: bush's buddy?
CommieMartyr: yeah
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not since he came out in favor of withdrawl.
cease: i like his girlfriend's music, but any friend of bush aint anyone i want to know anything else about
llanwydd: how about an old friend, cat?
cease: too bad gw bush didnt withdraw
porgie: thats what I always admire about liberals
porgie: tolerance
cease: i remember steve allen asking ossman if he were a liberal, a good thing in steve allen-land
cease: ossman answered no, he and the firesigns were radicals
porgie: lol
cease: this actually works much better on the radio than visually
Merlyn: squares aren't radical, but square roots are
CommieMartyr: Is ossman a mod or a rocher?
CommieMartyr: rocker
cease: he's a mocker
CommieMartyr: ah, thought so. Ringo rarely gets referenced.
llanwydd: free radicals?
cease: he's not free, he's expensive
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Robin Williams has a great skit about armstrong & the french. One ball? He's more aerodynamic. Everybody, cut off your balls...
CommieMartyr: guess who toin it is now
porgie: french have those?
cease: i loved robin's line about coke
cease: god's way of telling you you've got too much money
llanwydd: I read on the internet just today that apart from all the beatles and other pop culture quotes on 2 Places, Nick Danger actually has lines from the Sam Spade radio show as well a direct Dashiell Hammett quotes
cease: sounds like it's taken its toll of firesigns
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I like the Yes song Wurm w/Wakeman.
CommieMartyr: they do no
cease: not surprising, llan. the lads are seriously literary
CommieMartyr: heart of the sunrise
Merlyn: got an URL for that, llan?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Reading Grapes of Wrath. Agree, cease.
llanwydd: I wish I could remember where I saw it. I had typed in "understanding firesign" on Yahoo and it was the second website on the list
cease: i read it long ago. really good, as i recall
cease: although the sctv version was better
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Highest consumer credit in history. Wanna see a stack of cards?
cease: thought Rose of Sharon was an unbelievable name.
Merlyn: ah, http://www.7nights.com/asterisk/store-music/product/B00005T7K4/How-Can-You-Be-In-Two-Places-At-Once-When-Youre-Not-Anywhere-At-All.html
cease: andrew?
porgie: where does one get a history of the fab 4
GenGoatUSTweenheart: And, now we rejoin the comedy troupe called the Firesign Theatre...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: My wife and are are listening...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:43 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sorry that I.
Dexter Fong: Ow! My hare
llanwydd: hey dex!
CommieMartyr: mein heir
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Kung Pao Chicken w/a side of fried lice, if you wood...
porgie: I'd recognize that fong anywhere
Dexter Fong: Hi Ilan, cat, OI, Tweeny,Merlyn, Porge and fading clem and (away) klok
porgie: if you woodcather?
Dexter Fong: a moments pause while I get on CNI
||||||||| Dexter Fong leaves to catch the 9:45 PM train to New York.
cease: good reviews both
||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 9:45 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
ah,clem: the pause that refreshes
cease: hi dex
Dexter Fong: Back
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You can burn a cather wood, but you can't wood a cather.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's the number I was looking for!
CommieMartyr: that's my number! Get your own!
Dexter Fong: I got your number, look up my social security
cease: i sat on my pipe
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I don't own numbers. I'm American.
cease: thankfully, it was a refined man
CommieMartyr: cease sat on his pipe. A briar stem for him!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: And we can make fun of our society.
cease: i thought it was a giant rat
Dexter Fong: Not to worry, it's only a mere Schaum
CommieMartyr: we in sumatra?
CommieMartyr: good one df
GenGoatUSTweenheart: So, you a matra?
Dexter Fong: Matra Dei
porgie: in cheesy dive?
cease: fresh from great satan's village
Dexter Fong: Yhe cheese is nice and soft, dive in
CommieMartyr: Big japanese monster flik. Matra
cease: i traded in my old dreams for it
CommieMartyr: Giant mat
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ohhh, whatch out... godscilla commin' ista
Dexter Fong: The big tatami
cease: to a sumo wrestler, al lmats are small
Dexter Fong: A sumo wrestler is a hazmat
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'JudgePoop', just granted probation at 9:50 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
CommieMartyr: Tiny little jap twins
Dexter Fong: Hey pP
JudgePoop: ohio
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sue mo? How about larry?
cease: ot 2 sumotori's tits
Dexter Fong: wisconsin
JudgePoop: howdy, sake
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hey P
JudgePoop: that is fine with me
cease: mr. shit
Dexter Fong: cat: What was that =\)
JudgePoop: ahh tween
JudgePoop: yes, but it is really good shit
CommieMartyr: they sing "Maaatraaaaa" and giant mat come. Hory shit!
cease: speaking of...
Dexter Fong: Then they sing "Maaaaantra" and a giant man comes
JudgePoop: matra and gotra and gotcha and hotcha
ah,clem: ...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: All the hot chicks are on strike...
Dexter Fong: The Yamaguchi brother, master of Japanese srap slick
JudgePoop: hello ahhhh, clem
CommieMartyr: cough cough cough.... this not rike back in day!
cease: fucking bc is going on strike tomorrw
ah,clem: hi JP
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Rising spam...
JudgePoop: no rike stlike ?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's a van cover. I'll sell it to you for $5,000...
CommieMartyr: Back in day smoke lid, see closby stirrs, laise herr arr night!
Dexter Fong: throw in a van and it's a deal
porgie: Have one legged aunt Irene
JudgePoop: van helen
GenGoatUSTweenheart: How you like van orleans dam karate?
Dexter Fong: any relation to van helensing
cease: the feces that launched a thousand ships
JudgePoop: I'm not flat, seeee
JudgePoop: effluence
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Which mousketeer are you, any way?
porgie: don't go in there. It's dark
Dexter Fong: I;m Cubby
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Pick one...
JudgePoop: the one of the right, with diliated eyes
CommieMartyr: Wish I was annette. I'd never come out of my bedroom.
cease: too bad you never win world series. you can borrow some rings from the white sox
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I pick cotton. Paul, Poco.
Dexter Fong: CM: I believe that's the case
JudgePoop: funno chello indeed
cease: pick a bale a day
llanwydd: cello lambrusco
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Can you play Funnicello?
||||||||| Bunnyboy tiptoes in around 9:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Bunnyboy: greetings, gate!
Dexter Fong: lo dere
Merlyn: not without a net
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hey, Bun...
JudgePoop: the bone-a-phone and skin flute
Dexter Fong: Ack A new greeting
CommieMartyr: given the opportunity
cease: its bun man
Bunnyboy: Reeeeeeeebus!
llanwydd: hi bb
JudgePoop: ahh bun knee boy
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Yo yo, Mamma...
CommieMartyr: daredemon rebus kenebus is HERE?
Dexter Fong: Bun Knee boy sings a cappela
Bunnyboy: (sings) She plays my old skin flute, she tucks it right into her shoot...
Dexter Fong: told yah
JudgePoop: andy cappela
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Choirs of Eorupe. Gott to meat ya...
Bunnyboy: (sings) and she BLOWS! And she BLOWS...
llanwydd: I finally have my picture in the "rogues gallery" thanks to merlyn. So you can see what I look like if it doesn't frighten you
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dr. Headphones into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:00 PM, then departs.
CommieMartyr: weren't they vocals on You Cant Always Git?
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Dexter Fong: Ilan: Did you give him the autographed 8x10?
cease: hey kend
Dexter Fong: Hey Kend^, welcome back
llanwydd: hey kend!
Dr. Headphones: three dimes as a gratuity? cheap bastard....
Merlyn: hey 'hones
JudgePoop: ahhh dr. hp
Merlyn: 'phones
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Chinese have Alan Shepard and John Glenn, in case that's of interest. They are our creditors...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bunnyboy: That's a naughty liddle parody of HE PLAYS THE VIOLIN from 1776. It was written by a coupla college boys, around about 1975, during a production of 1776.
Merlyn: cojones
Dr. Headphones: yeah, it's a rare honor and privilege to be here
JudgePoop: dem bones
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ken the drivin' man. What up?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood you're early
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones: i'm up. went to bed about 1pm, just woke up
||||||||| Outside, the 10:01 PM uptown bus from Connecticut pulls away, leaving ''Pops'' Yamamoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
JudgePoop: give me something nice catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets JudgePoop something nice to drink.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, not right...left
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: A gentleman of the road.
cease: are you in yur truck or at home?
Dexter Fong: OI
cease: hi yammy
Dr. Headphones: i see c'wood is in rare form tonight
CommieMartyr: One always must ask oneself, WWCD?
cease: all the regulars, or at least most
Dr. Headphones: hey yam
GenGoatUSTweenheart: One thing in common.
Bunnyboy: no doc, no lili...yet.
JudgePoop: I have always relied on the kindness of strangers
Dexter Fong: Ken: last week he cursed Klok
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Who is US?
Bunnyboy: Hiya, ah..clem!
CommieMartyr: what is that from, i wont sleep unless you tell me poop
Dr. Headphones: judge: strangers are getting stranger these days
JudgePoop: we are us
porgie: hi ah clem
Dr. Headphones: catherwood cursed klok? the shame! has he no dignity?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dr. Headphones
Dexter Fong: Tween: It's spics and micks and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm
cease: a subsidiary of US Plus
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Who dem?
ah,clem: who am us anyway?
Dexter Fong: Hey Clem
CommieMartyr: yeah
JudgePoop: us snakes of america
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Not me, man
JudgePoop: stellaaaaa stellaaaaaaaaaa
Bunnyboy: klok was parenthesized.
CommieMartyr: "I have always..." from what?
cease: this is one of the best things the firesigns ever did
Dexter Fong: CM: Poop's quote was from A Streetcar Named Desire
Bunnyboy: It was the merciful thing to do.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't tread on my credit, China.
CommieMartyr: Stellllllaaaaa!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have no credit
cease: ossna's great obsseion with found poetry really glows in this
Bunnyboy: I'm enjoying reading Barry Miles bio, ZAPPA.
JudgePoop: no, it was american gigilo or pretty woman
cease: thier old radio shows tried to do this all the time, but it never worked better than this
cease: id like to read that, bunny
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Hold it up to your monitor
Bunnyboy: I always meant to read Mr. Miles bio on W. S. Burroughs. I might just catch up with that, at some point.
Dexter Fong: Bun: It's upside down
cease: a trip up from my recent reading, Night Draws Near, about how fucked up Iraq is, and another book about Iran
JudgePoop: you have a lizard bunny?
cease: And between them, a book about assassinated us presidents
cease: i need something lighter
llanwydd: I'm fading again
JudgePoop: you have unfaded
Dexter Fong: Ilan: On the roster, why are you after JudgeP?
CommieMartyr: ask catherwood for a zippo
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to CommieMartyr and asks "Someone mention my name?"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Inside Out, if you like Chick Corea
cease: will a harpo do?
llanwydd: the roster? what's that?
cease: i used to
CommieMartyr: Return to Forever
porgie: I've got a fox
JudgePoop: like a rooster, less ohhh
Dexter Fong: The list of names at the top of the screen
llanwydd: perhaps because ll comes after j
Bunnyboy: I'm early in the book, when Zappa's family still lives in Baltimore. Lots of colorful descriptions of immigrant culture, and a catalog of toxic substances the family was in contact with, on a daily basis.
CommieMartyr: Lenny White, power drummer
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I took a Harpo in the side. Still a whale of a deal...
Dr. Headphones: huntington's chick corea: new disease sweeping the nation (and the floor)
Dr. Headphones: it's ll cool j, isn't it?
Bunnyboy: Nice stuff like mercury and DDT.
Dexter Fong: Ilan, I thought first letter was an "I" 9eye)
cease: i used to listen to Sometimes He Sings, Sometimes He Sobs a lot at a Jazz Kissaten I hung out in in Yamagata in 71
GenGoatUSTweenheart: We've got to stop these jazz fusion bands from taking over the airwaves...
Bunnyboy: The joys of having a father who worked for the military...
llanwydd: clever, kend
cease: what is zappa's ethinicity?
llanwydd: no my name begins with a double L
Dr. Headphones: gen tweeny: fusion is clean energy, better than fission
CommieMartyr: zap's a jew.
cease: Neptunian?
Bunnyboy: cease: Yer kidding! Why, Italian, of course.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: No
Dexter Fong: LL what the 'ell
cease: from where?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Zappa's italian
Dr. Headphones: gotta be sephardic
JudgePoop: i'm a cranky old yank in a cranky old tank on the streets of yokohama singing those.... first half of the songest song title
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Sicilian specifically
llanwydd: actually zappa didn't like jews
CommieMartyr: I remembr a piece in Look mag. Rock Stars and Parents. My boy is jewish.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ethnic? I'm an American mutt. German/Swedish/Scot/English. Not necessarily in that order ;)
Bunnyboy: Sicilian is correct.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Do I get a prize?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, to be controlled by warlords...
Dr. Headphones: yam: one prize per winner, please
Bunnyboy: brb. Wifey in da house.
Dexter Fong: afk brb
JudgePoop: ok bunny
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not likely...
CommieMartyr: under the whip
JudgePoop: what was the kids names? that will tell you the ethnicititity
CommieMartyr: moon unit
CommieMartyr: dweezle
JudgePoop: ahh ok
Dr. Headphones: dweezil and moon unit? no ethnic clues there ;)
porgie: irish,english,french,
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lisa Geronimo?
CommieMartyr: I think Neptune might be right
porgie: indiam and part poodle
JudgePoop: he is lysergian
cease: my daughter was formally named Monique but she spoke almost as little french as me
Dr. Headphones: why neptune? why not uranus?
porgie: moon unit could be Korean
CommieMartyr: don't f with me, I'm an astronomer
Dr. Headphones: cat: how many canadians outside quebec speak french with any fluency?
cease: i think frank would prefer the anus
JudgePoop: who will sign my petition to keep pluto a planet?
cease: very few, kend
Dr. Headphones: yep, cat, i remember some song about a poop chute
porgie: I want pluto to stay a dog
JudgePoop: effluency
llanwydd: there are french speaking people in ontario as well as quebec
JudgePoop: I resemble that remark ken
GenGoatUSTweenheart: McArthur didn't want oil. Think about it.
porgie: he wanted the rent
Dr. Headphones: and gen doug passed the bataan to another, didn't he?
JudgePoop: ouch, can I stop thinking now?
cease: i have a friend whose an ontario francophone.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ruff, ruff... It's on the roof!
Dr. Headphones: judge P: thinking is the best way to travel (moody blues)
Dr. Headphones: i have a push button phone myself
llanwydd: got a brain cramp, judge?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mon frere!
CommieMartyr: Listen we're trying to find you
JudgePoop: my last brain cell is enlarged and staggers sometimes
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Freresign Theatre...
llanwydd: I'm a celphone
cease: this osunds like bush
''Pops'' Yamamoto: goddam cells
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Quite, Yam...
Dr. Headphones: without molucules, there would be no cells at all
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:16 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
ah,clem: ...
CommieMartyr: Company at door! Maybe Pletty Girr! Me go now!
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Now, you haave to hesitate if a word has more than 7 letters to sound like bush
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hey, E....
cease: what would dna do without them?
cease: hi el
ah,clem: hi E
JudgePoop: farmer in the cell, opps dell
Dr. Headphones: speaking of cells, who here besides me saw "frontline" tuesday night about torture at gitmo/iraq/afghanistan?
Dr. Headphones: hi el
JudgePoop: hehe E
''Pops'' Yamamoto: You all oughtta pop by my zapp site for some amusing bush basage
Elayne: Just thinking of you, Cat - we just watched a railway journey programme about the Rocky Mountaineer rail tour out of Vancouver.
cease: i was at class that nigyht, kend
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Dell's about to make OS X compatible PCs. And there's nothing Jobs can do about it.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: actually the latest ep features Karl Rove
llanwydd: boeusch. that's 7
Dr. Headphones: karl's gonna do the perp walk, like tom delay :)
cease: ive left and entered van several times by train. tis a fine thing to do
Elayne: Tweeny, I'm not holding my breath for that Dell thing.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: OSX is actually being rewritten for Intel Chips
''Pops'' Yamamoto: The hack is out there now
Dexter Fong: Cat: Have you seen the Steam driven clock in Gastown?
Elayne: They showed some lovely shots of Van, Cat. I think I actually recognized a few.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's fun to see Congress in action, Dr. H :)
cease: i walk or drive by it weekly, dex
Elayne: As a matter of fact, Unca Dex, the programme showed the steam-driven clock.
cease: its full of tourists
Dr. Headphones: i would love to see congress replaced in toto (no, not dorothy's dog)
cease: no matter how many i run over, they keep coming back
''Pops'' Yamamoto: http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/muffin-man.htm
Elayne: And gas!
Elayne: I mean, steam!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: goddam tourists
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Yes, I saw part of that same show =)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Apple's making QUAD processor Macs now. Jeeeesee...
Elayne: LOL, Dex!
cease: i remember driving elayne and her previous husband by it.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: also http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/veg.htm
Elayne: Here's more: http://www.railsnw.com/tours/rocky/rockyframes.htm
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well Crapples will start runnig intels
cease: mountains ahve been removed
Elayne: Yeah, I was telling Robin "I remember going here..." :)
''Pops'' Yamamoto: All OSX is is BSD with a safety cage, anyway
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Gotta tell ya, I love UNIX. Mac OS X doesn't crash. Ever.
Dr. Headphones: i got a win xp crash twice the other day when i tried to install a program
cease: i remember driving you there, el.
Elayne: I hope to come back again someday, Cat. I wouldn't mind living in Van, if I could find a job there...
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I haven't had a crash yet
cease: its close to marc emery's seed and book store i took you to
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I've been up for a week
ah,clem: well, at least when *nix crashes, you know it was your fault, not the os.
cease: was in a closter of fans overhearing emery and tommy chong exchaning jail tales last week
GenGoatUSTweenheart: And he's coming around, folks...
llanwydd: what ever happened to emery, cat?
cease: also had the best scallops ive ever eaten.
Dr. Headphones: hey, i just got email, i've won the UK 250,000 pound lottery!
cease: he'll be in couert for a few years but he's preparing himself mentaly at least to go to us jail
Elayne: Congrats, Dr. H. Now you can make whiskey!
cease: even to die there
Dexter Fong: Ken: You've put on a lotta wieght
llanwydd: I wouldn't pack up and fly to heathrow, kend
cease: i really enjoyed your pix of rob in's new shelves, el
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The isles of weight...
Dr. Headphones: dex: pants still fit :) as for whiskey, el, i have some
llanwydd: I hope it doesn't happen cat
porgie: and the far flung isles of langerhands
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Mid that, that's like the 16 ton weight they dropped on ppl in Monty Python
cease: having been in that room, i can see how they improve it
Elayne: Thanks Cat, it's really coming together!
cease: it depends on how much our current govt thinks it can stand up to the us
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Right now... ober me...
JudgePoop: your site has disturbed me pops, you will hearing from my attorney
Dr. Headphones: pizza ready in kitchen, i'm taking a short break, folks
cease: canada really wants its 5 bilion the us owes us from the softwood lumber dispute settled in our favour and is quite willing to ship of emery and his partners to get it
Elayne: I can't see our living room couch at the moment, but after Rob's current assignment he'll be clearing all that stuff and putting it onto the studio shelves (I hope)...
cease: problem with your evil empire, no mattter what you promise, it ain't to be believed
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I say, pay Canada for the seafood...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's softwood. Nevermiiiind.....
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Judge. Yr attorney likes my site, so NERR
cease: there;'s about a bilion dollars a day of trade between our countries.
cease: thats not just large, it's exoon valdez large
JudgePoop: not until you pony up your share for star wars canook
Dexter Fong: Exoon...the extra "o" is for extra oil
cease: almost all our theatres are us owned so we rarely see anything but us flicks, alas
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Star wars. Shouldn't that be a movie staring Vincent Price around 1961?
JudgePoop: ahhh you talked to quibble, I use his partner, settle
Dexter Fong: Cat: Well how many documenteries can you see about wheat and snow
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well, I have nothing but the hump on my back, anyway
llanwydd: vincent price did Tales of Terror that year
porgie: cant get enough of that
''Pops'' Yamamoto: and a lot of cats
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Do you find us ugly?
llanwydd: well dump the hump
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Who star in the strio, cos they work REAL CHEAP
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Walk this way...
JudgePoop: actually it was a ABC tv show where Ed Asner and Carrol O'conner had a tug of war
Dexter Fong: Run! DM see?
Elayne: If I could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's Aerosmith and Run DMC.
JudgePoop: kingston's trio?
cease: 27 grams?
cease: anyone seen Weeds?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| CommieMartyr - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: we just started getting it here
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's Ricky Scaggs with the drummer for Poco.
Elayne: I think that's on Showtime, isn't it Cat? One of the premium cable channels I don't get.
JudgePoop: phil gram or billy?
porgie: how many grams in a ounce?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Eclectic, to say the least...
llanwydd: I KNEW there was something funny about CommieMartyr!
Dexter Fong: @ 24 IIRC, porge
ah,clem: 28
GenGoatUSTweenheart: "You want me to mix country?"
Dexter Fong: Clem's right
JudgePoop: no grams in an ounce, only lids and tablespoons
porgie: change your plea
''Pops'' Yamamoto: He gets a prize
ah,clem: at least there should be... LOL
Dexter Fong changes plea to leap
''Pops'' Yamamoto 's hard drive just chugs along
porgie: all natural, biodegradable
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Quadrophenia, my man...
JudgePoop: before they changed the currency, remember?
||||||||| Catherwood leads bonemeister into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:32 PM, then departs.
porgie: makes your kids born nekked
Bunnyboy: back, with a vengance.
JudgePoop: ahh boney maroney
Dexter Fong: Hey Boney
llanwydd: hey meister
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Guess NYDOJ or the FBI's done looking at the same road snaps that are always there
Bunnyboy: Heh!
JudgePoop: wb bunny
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, I was in a tourrista town in Mexico...
llanwydd: shouldn't it be beinmeister?
Bunnyboy: lo bone, El!
bonemeister: I clocked myself.
cease: bone
Elayne: Hey Bunny!
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Refried BeinMiester?
bonemeister: beanmeister
JudgePoop: cheddar dat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Plenty of Gas for free!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: A quivering boy agaist my loins...
cease: not anymore
porgie: Gasoline!
cease: now it's gas-o-fat
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well if it's drugs you want....
GenGoatUSTweenheart: We lost something like 15 oil platforms in the Gulf of MX from Katrina. Hybrid, anyone?
porgie: just roll a few bombers and leave them on the table catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to porgie and queries "Something I can help with?"
bonemeister: new rules... everyone must wear a business suit in the chatroom. That includes you, Elayne.
cease: hemp oil?
llanwydd: cather,wood
ah,clem: catherwood, rool me a bomber
||||||||| Catherwood rools ah,clem a bomber.
Dexter Fong: Boney: What about my "bling"?
''Pops'' Yamamoto: Actually, the retired Seattle Police Chief came out in favor of total ligalization http://www.alternet.org/story/27083/
porgie: comes in plastic bags from South America
Bunnyboy: Geek candy next week: The next WB cartoons Golden Collection, the 3 (count 'em, THREE) disc edition of WIZARD OF OZ, and the multi-tacular new version of that incredible PC strategy game series, CIVILIZATION 4.
''Pops'' Yamamoto: I down't own a tie
cease: as has the mayor of vancouver, among others
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I've sent an article from the former Chief of Police of Seattle to some of you guys. He right. F'm. Give it to Seagrams & Morris.
cease: i can loan you a lao
bonemeister: The game will be played in business suits... but the suits will be made of woven hemp
Bunnyboy: If it's monkey business, can I wear my monkey suit?
Bunnyboy: If it's my birthday, can I...Oh, never mind...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Tao of Physics.
Bunnyboy: I was in the pool!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Kinda into Buckminster these days.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Happy birthday, guy...
JudgePoop: hey you!, out of the gene pool....
cease: happy bday
bonemeister: Just make sure your webcam is turned off, Yamamoto.
porgie: at least the shallow end
Dexter Fong hums few bars from Buckminster Cathedral
Merlyn: catherwood has a slightly new brain
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Bunnyboy: I'll have to dig up that Bucky Fuller documentary I taped, lo these many years ago. Never got around to watching it.
Dexter Fong: Screw you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Eat it raw, SIR!"
Merlyn: go sit in the corner, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood goes sit in the corner.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I was at Montreal in '67. That's a Buckeyball.
JudgePoop: are you alive catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores JudgePoop
Bunnyboy: That applies to about 70 to 80 percent of all the home taping I ever did.
bonemeister: The new iMac webcams are imbedded in the monitor frame and cannot be turned off
GenGoatUSTweenheart: World Citizen.
cease: did yo go to expo 67? it was my favourite worlds fair
llanwydd: were you at expo 67, tween?
porgie: are you a hologram catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside porgie and yells "My ears are burning..."
JudgePoop: like rick in casablanca
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I was 13 years old.
Dexter Fong pisses on catherwood's ears
||||||||| Catherwood pissess on 's ears.
Elayne: I went to Expo 67. I also went to the NY World's Fair in '65.
cease: me too, el
JudgePoop: what the square root of 69 catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to JudgePoop and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
cease: bozos really reminded me of the ny fair
Merlyn: catherwood, get dexter fong a drink
||||||||| Catherwood gets dexter fong a drink.
porgie: porgie is listening clem
Dexter Fong Catherwood seems to be developing a rather paranoid take on life
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you need me?"
bonemeister: Soon only geeks with homemade BSD boxes will be able to turn off the webcam
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Was also at NYC. I like the Oldsmobile Aurora. Kinda looks like those cars.
JudgePoop: hand me the pliers
Bunnyboy: Didja all hear about the "yellow code" that color computer printers have been kicking out for an indeterminate amount of months or years, in accordance with Secret Service directives?
cease: hey, i have to go upstairs to get a drink. and speaking of...
porgie: memories
Merlyn: catherwood, hand me the pliers
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn the pliers.
bonemeister: sitting naked at the keyboard will be a thing of the past
JudgePoop: oops, thanks M
GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's your clit...
Merlyn: yeah BB, heard about that a couple of years ago; the EFF just broke the code on it
bonemeister: Yellow code... That explains why my printer's color balance is out of whack
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Intellectual property? Hmmmm?
porgie: sitting naked with a mouse in your hand?
Dexter Fong: Don't read the yellow code
ah,clem: and the other hand is typing, I hope
JudgePoop: it's going to be alright
cease: and avoid the yellow snow
bonemeister: it's okay... everyone is speaking Chinese
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Inter Continental Ballistic Banks
Bunnyboy: or reading...ehrm..."braille".
porgie: don't rub it
Dexter Fong: YOu can get a yellow code from eating yellow snow
Bunnyboy: "I see you are...a sailor..."
cease: too late
JudgePoop: a wink is a good as a nod
cease: my favourite fireline, bun
porgie: The horses are hitched
bonemeister: "I've got a screaming yellow headache" - Devo
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Which christian doors albums do you like?
Merlyn: "I can see by the spy on your fly, that you're an American - well, so am I!"
ah,clem: a wink is as good as a nod to a blind man...
llanwydd: why do you find that line particularly poignant, cat?
JudgePoop: i love screaming yellow zonkers, they used to be made by sandoz
cease: whereas eykiw ends with the assertion that it isnt the beginnig, bozos ends the quartet with the assertion thatr the voyage is about to begin
GenGoatUSTweenheart: back in a minute...
porgie: Are they coming to section "R"
bonemeister: where the shadows run from themselves
JudgePoop: never
cease: llan,, it reminds me of aline from baudelaire, "and sailors, and others" that seems to evoke infinity for me
llanwydd: I C
porgie: and you can pee in the stream
cease: not just the line but the sound effects that suggest your ship is about to sail
Bunnyboy: The White Room is for loading and unloading of passenger only...
cease: no black people to be loaded in This Area
Bunnyboy: It ya gotta "load", or "unload", go to the White Room...
llanwydd: I'm trying to think of what my favorite fireline is
ah,clem: you're not gonna start your white zone shit again, are you?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Please, state your name...
cease: all loaded black people to be put in this Tank and sent to Baghdad
JudgePoop: when nancy says What? makes me guffaw everytime
porgie: I think we're all Bozos on this bus
GenGoatUSTweenheart: It took a black woman...
porgie: Got any peyote?
ah,clem: can't play all night porge...
llanwydd: "what you don't mean won't hurt you" is pretty funny. I think that's my favorite for now
porgie: lol clem
cease: it isnt a line in the sense that i mean, llan. my favourite one of those is "what are are all these mexicans doing here"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: We're all bozos on that bus.
JudgePoop: like jack nicholson in that damn hotel in the mountains movie, I need to trade this brain in
Elayne: Okay, here's my Silly Site for this week's chat: http://www.donderevo.com/games/velvets.html
cease: lines that continue to resonate down the decade
porgie: there's millions of them on all three sides of us.
porgie: they live here
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I have email, clem.
cease: this bus has gone to war
JudgePoop: the shining
Bunnyboy: a,c: Yeah, there's a new AIRPLANE! - DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY EDITION due, mid November.
Elayne: It's a Flash game called Velvet Underground 3D Death Chase. I shit you not.
cease: how a bout Ms Edition?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Surely, you joust...
ah,clem: cool, bunny
JudgePoop: she would not shit us, we are her favorite turds
llanwydd: I think I know what "all three sides of us" means. On television you can only see three sides of any set
Dr. Headphones: i have retoined, full of pizza :)
Elayne: Yep, that's correct Llan, the camera is always the fourth wall. To be broken with impunity. And a rock.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You can't get there from hear... You take a left or right turd here at the crossing...
JudgePoop: no anchovies
cease: sometihg on air america today about us school system purposing dumbing down the population
ah,clem: wb, Dr. H
Dexter Fong: Elayne: I played and won, Now I'm circumsized
cease: just as tjhe firesign consciuosly tried to raise the intellectual level of its audience
ah,clem: ouch
Elayne: Mazel tov, Unca Dex!
porgie: Geroge saying What?
Dr. Headphones: you're right: no anchovies. pepperoni/mushroom
cease: dont you think, el?
porgie: and Nick danger answeruing the phone
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Who?
JudgePoop: ahhh shrooms
Dr. Headphones: dex: if that's the prize, i refuse to play the game
cease: a kind of groucho and john lennon type war on ignorance
cease: he's on first
Dexter Fong: Ken: Right, you can't afford to lose any more
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You think dis is game, colored boy?
cease: does green count?
Dexter Fong: I got game, boy
Bunnyboy: There's a 3 disc Who DVD set on it's way, early November. TOMMY AND QUADROPHENIA LIVE.
Dr. Headphones: i can't be jewish or muslim for that reason. plus, i love pork :)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You got $3 T debt to Chine...
Dr. Headphones: bun: wow, i'm wanting to see that one, er, those two
llanwydd: these mushrooms taste like pork!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not Martin Chine, of course ;)
Bunnyboy: The Tommy concert is the "all-star" thang from 1989 (Elton John, Phil Collins, Patti Labelle, Billy Idol, et. al.). The QUADROPHENIA set is a 1995 set, from their first live realization of the material.
cease: Pork Plus
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Great album.
Dexter Fong: US PIG
cease: old adbusters cover
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I prefer Quadrophenia. Bell Boy (snicker).
Dr. Headphones: did i tell everyone here about the BBQ mutton i had? http://www.moonlite.com/
cease: should be on my seemreal site whenever doc gets around to it
cease: no, but do tell, kend
cease: i had the most amazing food anyone can have while still alive on sunday night
Elayne: I didn't know people ate mutton in the US. I know they do in England.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Barbie fried lice?
llanwydd: you can actually get mutton in the US?
Dr. Headphones: second time i had mutton in my life. first time i liked it
Elayne: All I've ever seen 'round these parts is lamb.
JudgePoop: what about jeff?
Bunnyboy: Speaking of pigs, anybody checking out the comic strip PEARLS BEFORE SWINE?
cease: maybe there's good food in an afterlife, but you can't beat the scallops at C restaurant while still alive
Bunnyboy: Here's a lovely intro:
Dr. Headphones: go to website, you can even order it there
Bunnyboy: http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/
porgie: porgie has theme music
GenGoatUSTweenheart: But you can get it hear, at Ralph's new and used body parts...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bring out your Dead...
Dr. Headphones: that ralph has his fingers in *everything*
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm not Dead yet...
Bunnyboy: I'm getting better!
JudgePoop: heavy on the 30 weight mom
Dexter Fong: stet
Bunnyboy: I think I'll go for a walk!
Dr. Headphones: bun: have a nice trip, see you in the fall :)
Dr. Headphones: fall? hell, we had frost here last night.........
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You've got, The Plague...
cease: ive never heard the henry aldrtitch radio show they're quoting with the coming mother line and appreciaite that fact
GenGoatUSTweenheart: This is the English Empire. This is the English Empire on America.
Bunnyboy: cease: There are also the Aldritch refs in WB Cartoons, specifically BOOK REVUE, and HOLLYWOOD STEPS OUT.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: everyone here can whistle? when we all get bird flu it will be a valuable talent
Elayne: I'm going to go do bloggy goodness now. See y'all next week!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you're insane
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
JudgePoop: bring me a brick catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets JudgePoop a brick.
Dr. Headphones: later, el
klokwkdog: nite E!
cease: i assume aldritch was a popular show in its distant time
cease: el
JudgePoop: night E
Dr. Headphones: poop a brick, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dr. Headphones and yells "oh, fuck off Dr. Headphones!"
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
Elayne: Night!
||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Elayne dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dr. Headphones: THE NERVE OF HIM!
Bunnyboy: I was so fortunate to have picked up a wonderful album, when I was at an impressionable age: THEMES LIKE OLD TIMES.
porgie: how does he get his voice to do that?
llanwydd: I can't get over how stupid most OTR is. They would even work the sponsor into the story.
cease: are you home or in wifi truck stop, kend?
Bunnyboy: Dozens of Golden Age radio themes. My first exposure to Henry Aldritch.
JudgePoop: super, he told me to fuck off 2 weeks ago
llanwydd: Although I still like Arch Oboler
Dr. Headphones: at home, cat. awaiting the clock to tell me it's time to leave for work
Dexter Fong: llan: OTR is about the same as tv is today...90% crap
cease: and youre still here
Bunnyboy: cease: THE ALDRITCH FAMILY was very popular, in radio, films and early TV.
cease: you were there at the time, dex. you would know
Bunnyboy: Jello pudding sponsored THE ALDRITCH FAMILY.
JudgePoop: hi joe beets
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's not the only thing i know
cease: i want to use this in the flick i'm shooting in japan next year
klokwkdog: nite shift again, Ken?
Dr. Headphones: mmmmm, there's always room for jello
cease: shoes for the dead
JudgePoop: they don't make shows like Hazel anymore
Dr. Headphones: klok: 4am until whenever
llanwydd: Lights Out is the only OTR I really like
Bunnyboy: (sings) Jello TAP! ee-oca puddings, yesireeeeee!
bonemeister: Elayne, I could take the train from L.A. to Seattle and then take a bus to Vancouver. http://tinyurl.com/6kfpg
Dr. Headphones: i heard someone the other day saying tapioca was a berry which was picked from a bush :)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Nancy! What color are your eyes?
cease: notice, what are all these mex doing here, is said sort of in the background
Dexter Fong: llan: Jack Benny and Burns and Allan still hold up very well
cease: it forces you to work to hear it
llanwydd: they were sponsored by Ironized Yeast which was a bullshit product but at least it didn't end up in the story
klokwkdog: bone, E logged off...
ah,clem: some otr archives can be found at bobbysotr.com
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't know 'bout no your a peans...
llanwydd: well Gracie was the funniest woman who ever lived
bonemeister: and then take another train all around the Rocky Mountains and back to Vancouver.
cease: i adored benny and have some of his shows on tape, but its almost painful to watch or listen to them now
cease: yes she was a miracle
bonemeister: Took me too long to find the link
cease: and from vancouver too
Dr. Headphones: bone: keep the chain handy, cut off a link when you need it
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Keep that van covered, cease.
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
JudgePoop: talking about pork again?
Dr. Headphones: mmm, pork!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Well, it's better than the way we had???
cease: southpork
Bunnyboy: The new WB Cartoons DVD set will include THE MOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, the toon with the Benny show cast in rodent form.
cease: cartman gets his own show
porgie: favorite part
Dr. Headphones: nuttin' better than southpork BBQ
JudgePoop: oink oink, I wanted to say that earlier
cease: wow, i have to see that, bun
bonemeister: Michael Palin did a show about railways
cease: only one, bone?
Dr. Headphones: palin's show was good, saw some of it on pbs years ago
Bunnyboy: cease: You never saw it? It used to play all the time, when I was a mere prat.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Temperate climate. National health care. Lax marijuana laws. Sure wouldn't want to visit Victoria Island anytime soon ;)
porgie: my fav python
Bunnyboy: "They ARE blue, aren't they?"
cease: maybe when i was a kid, but that was long ago
JudgePoop: in a place far far away
Bunnyboy: And the only voice Mel Blanc does in MOUSE is the Maxwell.
bonemeister: Bush and the Congress want to get rid of the Amtrak Pacific Starlight, of course.
Dr. Headphones: "my mother the car"
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Austin. The known center of the Universe. 6/mos jail $2000 first offense posession of cannabis.
Dr. Headphones: i want to get rid of bush and the congress, so we're even
JudgePoop: that bush is getting on my nerves
Bunnyboy: Everybody see Tom Delay's "gosh, I'm so happy" mug shot?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I have absolutely no interest in getting rid of the presidency or the congress.
cease: yes i suggest everyone move to vancouver immediately
cease: drive up real estate prices
cease: indeed, bun
JudgePoop: start pig farms
cease: didnt he remind you of alfred e. newman?
Dr. Headphones: bun: not yet, haven't watched news lately, only radio
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Snarl, snarl, where are the truffles...
Dexter Fong: Speaking of OTR, I'm going to 30th annual OTR convention tomorrow and saturday
JudgePoop: potato chips in a can is a super idea
cease: he's a changed.....
Bunnyboy: I couldn't resist. I mocked up a before and after picture. The after shot had Big Tom in prison stripes and cap.
klokwkdog: poop - sure! now we can make antennas!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: In fact, there are some pretty good people in the Congress of the US. They are few and far between, but they are there.
JudgePoop: what is considered OTR now
cease: a thesis could be written on the missing words from firesign theatre
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:13 PM, dragging doggieman by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
cease: doggiestyle?
JudgePoop: woof woof doggieman
Bunnyboy: JP: The Beatles!
Dr. Headphones: just found the mug shot. politician 100%, isn't he?
Dr. Headphones: hey, dawg
porgie: he looks like Clinton?
Dexter Fong: pP: well since most everyone who was actually part of OTR is now dead, they're beginning to move into the 50's and 60's and even early tv people
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I wanna hold $50 worth of hams in my pants.
Bunnyboy: kend: They gave him a shot of novocaine. Think it helped?
JudgePoop: that was my guess fong
Dr. Headphones: nothing can help delay. not even his christianity (so called)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Shoplifters...
Dexter Fong: pP: The child stars are still mostly viable =)
||||||||| doggieman hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doggieman?! It's 11:15 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bunnyboy: You're getting away with more food...
Dr. Headphones: doggieman didn't like us, i guess
bonemeister: truss rippers
llanwydd: I gotta be going. See you all next thirsty
Bunnyboy: nite llan!
Dr. Headphones: late,r llan
Dexter Fong: Guess we were'nt doggie style enough for him
bonemeister: gnite
JudgePoop: night scrooge
klokwkdog: good night, Ilan.
Dexter Fong: Night llan
cease: llan
porgie: night
bonemeister: come on baby gnite my fire
JudgePoop: cheese balls or roll?
Dexter Fong: Hey klok: pckg arrived this afternoon, haven't listened yet
bonemeister: let the balls roll
klokwkdog: where the heck did it go????
klokwkdog: it was mailed, like, weeks ago
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mr. Pikkard, it's Turdsday and the rent's due...
Dr. Headphones: let the cinnamon roll!
Dexter Fong: Don't make the street when the balls roll
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" call in: 989-345-0735'
Dexter Fong: Klok: heavy security measures here
JudgePoop: phone is in the other room
cease: let he who is cinless cast the first scone
Bunnyboy: Say, there was a puzzling story this week in Washington State. Seems some county is trying to pin a misdemeanor on some farm owners who allegedly allowed their premises and livestock to be used for...ehrm...unnatural acts.
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't fellow the bowls when thay make Street?
Bunnyboy: Y'know...involving humans...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Delllaaaa!
cease: i called in last week. its somebody else's turn now
JudgePoop: pigs?
Bunnyboy: OK, bestiality! There, I said it.
Dr. Headphones: uh, bun, i don't wanna see the pics......
Bunnyboy: No pics that I know of.
JudgePoop: I get that spam often
Dr. Headphones: spam is mostly pork, but i don't like it
cease: hey bunny, you have a great voice. why dont you call in?
porgie: What?
Bunnyboy: But the situation that prompted the call for criminal charges was the death of a male participant.
klokwkdog: I always wonder where the animals get the funds to pay people to do those things...
JudgePoop: human or animal?
Bunnyboy: Said victim's cause of death: Acute peritonitis, due to a ruptured colon.
Bunnyboy: Can you connect the dots?
Dr. Headphones: bun: was he the f***er or the f***ee? wait, do i *really* want an answer to that one?????
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They're from ve is us, day fromme mars.
cease: no
JudgePoop: ahhh nice horsie
Dr. Headphones: i'll stick to humanity, thank you very much
Bunnyboy: My guess? Played the "Catherine the Great" game. Or the "Johnny Bench" exploit.
cease: gag him is an explicit ref to the chicago 7 trial. but you dont have to know that
porgie: Johhny Bench?
bonemeister: hey, I finally got CNI Radio to work
klokwkdog: many don't
cease: i hear krassner and others gave a great show recently, supposed to be on c-span
klokwkdog: good work, bone!
JudgePoop: the super secret code of military toughness
cease: can i go to the cspan website and watcht it?
Bunnyboy: porgie: "You're the pitcher, I'M the catcher!"
cease: in nyc, many comedians
cease: last week i think
porgie: ohhhh
klokwkdog: cat -- they live uptown from the Village, next to the Norwegian Quarter
Dexter Fong: Well, I dialed up CNI and got no answer
porgie: reminds me of prison
Bunnyboy: All of this brought to light this fact: Bestiality is (presently) NOT illegal in Washington State.
cease: on which side is such a profound statement to an american audience
Dr. Headphones: is a norwegian quarter worth 25 cents?
JudgePoop: the light is still out, pick up the phone ah,clem
klokwkdog: keep trying, Dex!
cease: tell ah clem, dex
klokwkdog thought clem fixed that light
klokwkdog: he promised
porgie: that was where i learned to twist balloons
Bunnyboy: I'm gonna go kafiddle a tune or two. Nite, y'all!
JudgePoop: you did hard time porgie
klokwkdog: nite Bun
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, bun
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
porgie: it was that or..............nevermind
cease: bun
porgie: http://akarebo.balloonhq.com/
||||||||| Charles Throat steals in around 11:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
JudgePoop: have fun bman
Charles Throat: Merry Fitzmas Eve, everyone
cease: hi chuck
klokwkdog: welcome, Chuck
Dr. Headphones: hi, CT
Dexter Fong: It's the real Charles Throat
cease: what the fuck?
Bunnyboy: hi Chaz! Bye Chaz!
JudgePoop: lahym
Charles Throat: Live from Mars
bonemeister: I don't need to call in, I've got Quicktime 6.
Charles Throat: Bye Bunny
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 11:25 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: From the Hot Spot, Charles?
porgie: I hear their Ice caaps are melting too
cease: which allows you to have your clone call in, bone?
Dr. Headphones: i tried getting to mars, only made it as far as deimos and phobos
bonemeister: I don't need to call in, I've got Quicktime 6.
cease: sea ice may be a thing of the past
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Read and White, Boo Suede Shus
Dexter Fong: Dem Deimos gimme the phobios
Charles Throat: And multiple personality syndrome
cease: who is stan jefferson?
Charles Throat: And multiple personality syndrome
bonemeister: is there an echo in here?
porgie: or multiple personality syndromes
Dr. Headphones: thom's brother?
porgie: yes clem
Charles Throat: Is he movin' on up to the east side?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm not a doctor, but I look like one.. MI, the waster...
bonemeister: actually I hit the refresh button
Dr. Headphones: 'weezy!
bonemeister: I have the paws that refreshes
Dr. Headphones: i'm drinking a coke (TM) myself
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's the new powercode number for the lottery...
Charles Throat: Bear goes into a bar, says "Gimme a... scotch". Bartender says "Why the pause?" Bear looks and says "I don't know, they've always been there"
Charles Throat: Want to hear the best George Bush joke ever?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Teach you a lessin'
Dr. Headphones: beagle limps in with 3 feet to a bar. says, "i'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Dexter Fong: CT: sure
Dr. Headphones: yes, bush joke, please
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Paw , paw congress...
Charles Throat: Rumsfeld says to Bush at the daily meeting, "Sir, today three Brasilian soldiers were killed in Iraq"...
Charles Throat: Bush says "Oh my God" and buries his face in his hands...
cease: the beginning of of bozos is like a japanese tea cup.
Charles Throat: soon he looks up and says "How many is a Brasilian?"
cease: you walk in to bozos and something is wrong. the album culdnt be finished yet
Dr. Headphones groans........ :)
Charles Throat: Ah dawn ker hoo y'ar, thass funny
cease: to make a tea cup, you coulndt make it perfect cuz you had to respect the imperfection of humanity
Charles Throat: stuck brb
Dr. Headphones: i'm not sure there is a perfect cup of tea. now, coffee, maybe....
cease: not cup of tea, tea cup,
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Put on your ears, kids... We're not finsihed yet..
cease: but both were supposed to summon thoughts of infinity
cease: the same with firesign
Dr. Headphones: i guess i don't have the oriental mindset: tea cup doesn't summon thoughts of infinity for me.
klokwkdog: he's got to have some lines in this...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get porgie some lines
||||||||| Catherwood gets porgie some lines.
Dr. Headphones: klok: check your script, right next to your thumb there
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Japanese had Murasama. Best swords every made. The US had rifles.
klokwkdog doesn't like tea cups much, even Japanese ones. Drinks tea from a beer stein...
Charles Throat: Cease you've read "We Also Walk Dogs"?
cease: no
Dr. Headphones: better than drinking tea from gertrude stien, i guess ;)
bonemeister: I'm websearching at Google for an image of a red, white & blue Nixonette uniform
cease: good title
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Which stein? The one on the dress?
JudgePoop: super clinton voice
Dexter Fong: ooh, clem is snarky tonight, wonder if its the absence of Bambi
Charles Throat: Heinlein story about a perfect piece of chinese pottery
cease: ben?
cease: he never slept with an indian
JudgePoop: ben dover
Dr. Headphones: i never slept with an indian either. but i do remember a half-korean woman :)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: eBay dress steins - $5/gallon
porgie: http://akarebo.balloonhq.com/
JudgePoop: which half was koren?
cease: i'm sure you do, kend.
Dexter Fong: Ken: which was the Korean part?
Charles Throat: Who can tell me where this line is from: Let's invite over some Indians and shoot craps!
cease: i hope you find a whole one eventually
bonemeister: Bingo! http://www.sandiegohistory.org/journal/93fall/images/pg243.jpg
Charles Throat: trivia time
JudgePoop: put down that pickle
Dr. Headphones: ok, time to get scarce here. some things to do around the house before work, and i can't chat here and do them also. later, dear friends
klokwkdog wonders what the hell was wrong at West Bend studios that it took all these weeks to fix the 'puters ;-)
porgie: My mom was a nixonette in High school
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I think you'd better keep that one...
klokwkdog: nite, Ken
Dexter Fong: Ken: Good to chat with you again, be safe
cease: keep on truckin, kend
||||||||| Around 11:39 PM, Dr. Headphones walks off into the sunset...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bye, Ken...
JudgePoop: safe driving ken
JudgePoop: thanks porgie, super
Charles Throat: I know you're dying to know: That's the line Bergman says in the "EYKIW" video while the soundtrack is sayg "and make cars"
GenGoatUSTweenheart: So, what shall we talk about?
Charles Throat: always wondered about the story behind that
cease: ask bregman
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Peter Bergman rocks. At the comedy dungeon...
cease: they usually have reasons for their activities
Charles Throat: Now why didn't I think of that... Hey Peter?
cease: is he doing standup now?
Dexter Fong: CT: Is that for real..seems awfully early for Indian gaming matters?
Charles Throat: Actually gotta run, see y'all
GenGoatUSTweenheart: F'you mate...
klokwkdog: nite Chuck
Charles Throat: Pretty Bretman
cease: ct
Dexter Fong: Night Charles, and remember, turn your mirrors to the wall
klokwkdog: they re-used that line somewhere
porgie: night
JudgePoop: night throat
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's a leak where I'm from.
Dexter Fong: Welsher
klokwkdog: oh sheesh, Dex, then all the stuff that's been going into the mirrors for years can get out! NEVER do that!!
klokwkdog: you put old towels over them, Dex
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I know a land where dreams are born...
klokwkdog: ...or at least smear Vaselene on them
Dexter Fong: Klok: Nope, I have a regularly scheduled maintenance program, cleans them, empties them, and stores the data in MP3 format
JudgePoop: connecticut?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lose it Klok
Dexter Fong: Mash yur chusetts
cease: this is so disneyland
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yah think?=)
JudgePoop: virgin in ya
cease: "as scary night decends upon us" is a wondrous line
klokwkdog has never been to Disneyland; won't go, so can't comment
GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's a Stewart Smalley after alll...
JudgePoop: land twice and world thrice
Dexter Fong: But I wouldn't want to anaylize him
cease: no actullay its from the ny fair stuff disney did i think for the fiar and then later brought to disneyland. i saw both versions and i;m, sure they did too
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi disembarks at 11:46 PM.
klokwkdog: let's all sync in...
cease: hi bam bi
klokwkdog: hail Bambi!
Bambi: Better late than never!
JudgePoop: ahh bambi, we're glad you made it
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hold your fire, men...
Bambi: and just in time for the Future!
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi, where w'all been?
||||||||| bess bounds in at 11:46 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: keep on bambin
JudgePoop: howdy bess
Dexter Fong: 'allo, Bess
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Welcome, bess...
cease: i see peorgie's wife has entered
JudgePoop: honk honk
Bambi: been asleep ... ah,clem let me sleep cuz I wasn't feeling well
klokwkdog: what're y'all doin' up there, Bambi, rebuilding the studio wire by wire???
Dexter Fong: cat: well done, =)))))))))))
cease: summertime, and the livin is eezee
bess: hello
Merlyn: bessie may mucho?
porgie: hi bess
JudgePoop: sorry to hear that, feel better soon
klokwkdog: they'll probably be by to ask you to get a MI license plate by now...
cease: gotta jump down, spin a round pick a bale of new orleans
klokwkdog: welcome bess
Dexter Fong: Military Intelligence, Klok?
bonemeister: please keep your hands to yourself... Thank you.
porgie: he's no fun
klokwkdog: no, Michigan. They're on their way to becoming residents.
porgie: he fell right over
Dexter Fong: Transients, eh?
Bambi: the studio doesn't need much rewiring actually :-) works very well
klokwkdog: they're also quite close to CA border, so maybe they know something is about to happen that we don't...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: No true Mississippi cowhard would leave his wine celler unprotected in such a dangerous time...
JudgePoop: vagabonds
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
bonemeister: Near the end of his life, Willy was a transient killer whale.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Impossible! You know everything.....and it's not wrong!!
Bambi: but there is some other work on a new biz venture here ... will hear more about it as we get closer :-)
ah,clem: phone light all fixed now, someone switched it to line 1...
klokwkdog: clem says you're working on the computers. By now, you could have rebuilt ten of them! ;-))
Bambi: seems I missed Ken
bonemeister: listlessly begging for handouts
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Well, they've cleaned out the riff-raff from N/O. Let's see what they can do with Miami.
porgie: more stew please
Bambi: nice call Porgie
ah,clem: wb Bambi
||||||||| bess leaves to catch the 11:50 PM train to Billville.
JudgePoop: sounds like a burl ives song ah, clem
porgie: thanks
bonemeister: moocher
klokwkdog: email him or AIM, Bambi; he's likely still around
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That isn't funny.
JudgePoop: give me some of bess's tongue cat, you must have took it
porgie: man is about to arrive
Dexter Fong: Tween: I thought Miami was flooded with cuban refugees
Bambi: great to see you all on our last broadband show where we can take calls before we go home to dialup ;-)
Bambi: ok klok will do
klokwkdog: it's like going to jail, isn't it?
porgie: how long do we have to wait
JudgePoop: yes, I combed my hair
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm in favor of the 51st state. Don't start that discussion.
porgie: before you come back to broadband?
JudgePoop: hola fong
bonemeister: Truth be told, a pod of transient killer whales make an NFL defensive front line look like wusses in comparision
Dexter Fong sings give my regards to broadband
klokwkdog: next summer, probably, Porgie; has been the pattern 'till now
klokwkdog: call in, Dex!
cease: isnt anyone gonna call cni?
bonemeister: puny little doiks
porgie: remember when it was AOL
cease: ah clem virtually begged for a call
JudgePoop: fong fong fong fong
Dexter Fong: ok
klokwkdog: bone -- they have a tough time kicking goals
porgie: I figured one of you would have called
Bambi: we are looking forwrd to it porgie ... spring again soon :-)
klokwkdog: no, he literally begged for a call
bonemeister: but an easy time kicking ass
GenGoatUSTweenheart: back in a minute walser
JudgePoop: it was pitiful
klokwkdog: i tried, but you were talking. some studio, only one call-in line. they'll never get on NPR that way...
cease: we have so many begers on the streets of vancouver, you cant tell virtual from veritable
porgie: virual beggars?
cease: well from the point of view of the cows, its better begger than burger
porgie: Virtual Beggars
cease: full of viruses too
klokwkdog: cat - they don't have virtual. they don't have blue screen. just rear projection...
JudgePoop: ahhh dexter, you sound like you
Bambi: howdy Dex!
porgie: rear projection.......sounds scary
JudgePoop: I like naps :)
klokwkdog: porgie - much safer than astral projection...
JudgePoop: slowly I turn
Bambi: lol
porgie: that sound painful
porgie: how far do they stick out
JudgePoop: second story man
Bambi: lol Clem
GenGoatUSTweenheart: About this far, and about that long, and about this country...
porgie: Careful Dex
JudgePoop: wrong chatroom dexter
porgie: well I hear to you have to start young if you're going to stick it out
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Here come the judge, here come the judge...
bonemeister: the invunerable, the venerable
JudgePoop: throw a towel over it pablo
porgie: sock it to me sock it to me
porgie: do some push ups
klokwkdog: this must be the FST-losing virginity night...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
GenGoatUSTweenheart: THat'd be a 1969 Pontiac, by me ;)
cease: thasts not a towel, it's the turkish border
porgie: Hey I thought the FST Tape was double tracking
Merlyn: actually a fair amount is still in print
GenGoatUSTweenheart: May I see you passport please? Cross-Collateral?
Dexter Fong: Hey I'm still on
bonemeister: Have all of you phoned in yet?
JudgePoop: 8-track, is that the new dvd format?
porgie: listing DEx
Bambi: thanks for calling in :-)
cease: klopk and i phoned in last week, bone. your turn now
Bambi: love to hear from you all :-)
porgie: tell that to your MP3 Mr. smartypants
Dexter Fong: You're welcome Bambi
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hendrix Ladyland, Beatles Sgt. Peppers. 4-tks. Are we lame or what?
JudgePoop: good job dexter
bonemeister: it's your turn to talk back... George Putnam used to say that.
Bambi -)
cease: really, bone?
cease: i remember his the flag flys high tongiht, which the firesign so beautifully mocked
bonemeister: news at ten... see ya then
JudgePoop: klok on the line right after fong
Bambi: hey Klok :-)
Dexter Fong: Crush that Dwarf, don't bump that switch
JudgePoop: poor toot, oops root
porgie: Oh the cats gotten into it
Bambi: the C.A.T. (cooked at temperature)
JudgePoop: the moth did it
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not today, sir...
porgie: lol
Bambi: LOL ... new license plates
porgie: Wensley Dale?
Dexter Fong: Wensley Dick Dale's brother?
cease: are you moonlighting as a prison?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hummer TX - Keep TX Wild
bonemeister: http://www.newsmax.com/pundits/bios/Putnam-bio.shtml
Bambi: been here since july
JudgePoop: a rack you could do shakespere from
GenGoatUSTweenheart: We're right out of that...
porgie: and tubs of slaw
Dexter Fong: KLok: is hard of hearing
porgie: Danish Bimbo?
cease: hey sign kend off for that, ah clem
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Slaw him senturian!
porgie: what a great interview
JudgePoop: hejsa bambi
GenGoatUSTweenheart: What, sir?
porgie: I thought u wanted the bazooki player to stop
Bambi: hejsa?
JudgePoop: danish for hello
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's Tish, Tish, you shouldn't do that...
JudgePoop: not boring klok
Dexter Fong: Klok: It's already boring =))
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Cream-filled danish. Mmmmmmmmm........
JudgePoop: anything with passion is interesting
porgie: Sounds like my first puter class
porgie: however my prof was really technical
GenGoatUSTweenheart: On the green, now. Porgie has pulled a putter...
Dexter Fong: Saving Private Firesign
porgie: he used words like stuff and gizmo frequently
Bambi: just till we get back up here
klokwkdog tried to hew to the theme, but Clem kept tempting him and finally the inner compulsion won out... :-(
JudgePoop: my prof explained ICs in terms of vacume tubes
Dexter Fong: Klok: Outs his inner compulsion
ah,clem :)
ah,clem: tks Klok
GenGoatUSTweenheart: ENIAC - there's a really good picture at Google Images - late 40's
cease: good work, klok
JudgePoop: thanks so much ah, clem
Bambi: we will be here for the JimmyLee and Bambi Show and a short few minutes of FST on Saturday ... all starts at about 6:30 PM with our show from 7-10 and then a few mnutes with FST after that :-)
cease: even though i had not idea what yhour were talking about with the tech tawk
klokwkdog only had profs that taught vacuum tubes. Nothing like cobbling together 709s and 741s at home and having to plot load lines for pentodes in class...
||||||||| "Hey bonemeister!" ... bonemeister turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:12 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: bambi, can i tune in to it by coming here, to firesign chat?
Bambi: last live show till spring time up here
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Apple has a quad-processor. They're for sale.
klokwkdog: yes folks: JL and Bambi do a FINE show Sat 7-10PM and then FST follows!
JudgePoop: the cathode story
porgie: when does spring arrive "up there"
porgie: sat at 7pm?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Cost you a new motor scooter...
klokwkdog: no FST chat, but they run a lively CNI chat in parallel in IRC. Bambi can point the way to the CNI web page w/details
cease: 7pm eastern time?
Bambi: don't know Cat ... wonder if we can put the link here when the thursday chat is not happening?
Bambi: http://www.cniradio.com also has a direct link and a copy and paste link to non pls media players
cease: i don wan a cooter, i just wanna ride on my Motor Scooter
JudgePoop: scooter is going to jail maybe
klokwkdog: cat - bookmark the CNI Radio page and you can go there from the link anytime
cease: thanks
Bambi: moto-scoota lol
porgie: I don't want a pickle
Dexter Fong: Catherwood get me a Cathode tupe
||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong a cathode tupe.
cease: Libby, meet Liddy. You have to share him with the sound effects man
klokwkdog: note FST starts at 10PM EDT, 7PM PDT. the 3 hours prior are an interesting live computer show that JL & Bambi do
Dexter Fong: tube
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I got a new pair of roller maidens, you got a brand new key..
JudgePoop: i use bambi's blog page when I can be there or be square
Bambi: catherwood, please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a toasted almond.
porgie: Why do I feel so old in here?
cease: Melanie
Dexter Fong: Cat: lol
cease: her first album was intense
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bambi's blog is a good reason to have a blog.
Bambi: ah, gotta move those toasted almonds
klokwkdog: only if you went to sock hops, Porgie...
JudgePoop: don't take off your shoes porgie
cease: i remember talk of bergman and melanie. perhaps it was just his fantasy, maybe more
GenGoatUSTweenheart: And those Iraqi Sunnis...
porgie: although I'm possibly a sprout to some of yall
Bambi: you didn't sound old porgie (on the phone) ... you are only as old as you feel ... most of us are only kids of the mind LOL
JudgePoop: in new hampshire?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Look at them yo-yo's...
klokwkdog: we need more young FST fans
cease: youre right, klok.
porgie: american men don't reach maturity until they are 45
cease: where is dave?
klokwkdog pays a professional actor to speak on the phone for him
JudgePoop: busy at college I bet
klokwkdog: cat - I think he's dealing with college
Dexter Fong: Klok: Pay more next time
klokwkdog: it's probably a critical point in the 1st semester
Bambi: lol always enjoy your calls Klok :-)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: New Hampster? Do you sell a boa neck with that?
cease: that would explain it. but my point was, we need more of his generation
klokwkdog: it's all I can afford, Dex. price of talent has gone 'way up in the last few years
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Quite, cease. Where is Dave.
Dexter Fong: Anybody hear about the infestation of Burmese Pythons in south Florida?
porgie: ages?
JudgePoop: john sunninunu is the governor there I think
klokwkdog: porgie -- american men reach maturity?
porgie: 46
cease: when doc and lili and bunny (etc) and iu saw firesign in seattle early this year, there were lots of youngens. but far more of our greying generation
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ya wanna burma deese?
JudgePoop: I would be happy to have hair, grey or whatever
klokwkdog: porgie -- there's folks here got a decade on you; don't worry
porgie: Well actually at 45 dragged kicking and screaming by their wives
JudgePoop: lots of exotic animals let loose there
porgie: I figured. Ive seen the rouges gallery
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They were kicking their windshield vipers.
Dexter Fong: pP: Yep. seems a python tried to swallow a 6 foot alligator and exploded
klokwkdog: yeah, at 45, the estrogen drops and the testosterone rises; just the opposite in men, so the chicks start wearing the pants and kicking ass
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Klok: Start?
klokwkdog: sheesh; they need to let loose some cane toads down there
porgie: Hmmm looking at his 42 yr old wife.......
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Broook, it's a potential death trap!
porgie: this stuff was so far ahead of its time
Dexter Fong guesses it's a movie reference but doesn't know which
klokwkdog: prepare to be dominated ;-)
Merlyn: never eat anything bigger than your head
klokwkdog: it's all movie references
cease: caulfoour dont count?
porgie: well she has to use the magic word with me
Bambi: well, the transition isn't so much fun though klok
Bambi: lol
JudgePoop: prepare to be dominated? that is all he has done up to now
Merlyn: abracadabra?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Americans are a free people. Free to use African slaves and, well, temporarily ;)
porgie: NOW!!
Dexter Fong pauses, looks into camera with piercing blue eyes and laughs cynically: Ha Ha Ha"
cease: vergy few simple to make things taste better than cauliflour in cheese sauce
Merlyn: subpoena?
klokwkdog: much nicer for guys, but it never stops happening...
JudgePoop: what kind of cheese? velveeta?
Bambi: have never had a slave in my life ... must be some other Americans LOL
klokwkdog can't even see the camera; he's lost in his character (and has none)
porgie: or taken land from an Indian
klokwkdog: Tweeny mailed the notice of auction, Bambi
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They didn't make Tom DeLay do a perp walk. He just had to be photographed and fingerprinted as a suspected felon :)
cease: i usually use a medium gouda, but whatever you like\
Dexter Fong notes Cat's use of the English spelling "our" rather than "ower"
klokwkdog: Tweeny - I suspected him from B4 the beginning ;-))
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Charesbury?
cease: me? spell?
JudgePoop: ranch dressing is good enough for the likes of me
klokwkdog: Dex - he must've been taking English lessons in film school
klokwkdog: as a reward, the top grads go to Pinewood, right Cat?
Bambi: I like Ruby dressing personally
klokwkdog: meet Lew Grade...
Dexter Fong: Klok: and the bottom grades go to the New Jersey Pine Barrens
GenGoatUSTweenheart: I pine for the fields. Sally in Places in the Heart.
JudgePoop: ok, I'll bite, what is ruby dressing?
klokwkdog: Dex - ...where they get made into charcoal...
Bambi: and there are some other good dressings too such as a really good blue cheese dressing for salads ... some suck but there are some good ones
cease: the famous stripper?
Dexter Fong: pP: Ruby Keeler in Going to Work
JudgePoop: catalina is nice sometimes
cease: my wife makes an astonishing dressing out of carrots
cease: i thnk doc, lili and elayne have had it. amazing
JudgePoop: carrots? and what?
klokwkdog: Al Jolson in...
Dexter Fong: pP: 'specially in the fall
GenGoatUSTweenheart: They called her stripper, stripper... faster than lightning...
cease: Magic Jolson, the man who gave AIDS a voice!
Dexter Fong: cat: LOL
klokwkdog sings 26 miles across the bay...
JudgePoop: does the name ruby bagonya mean anything to you
klokwkdog: vaguely
Dexter Fong: It mean you can call me JJ
cease: takesa while for the droogs to kick inl they be kicking
JudgePoop: jj, ahh what's happening
Bambi: it's a spicy, sweet, clearish ruby red dressing ... light and delicous
Dexter Fong: Ruby woik down at de Lodge, Amos
klokwkdog: Al Jolson, the man who gave Ruby her jobs...
GenGoatUSTweenheart: This Perfect Day
JudgePoop: sounds like catalina, that is a little orange
GenGoatUSTweenheart: cease ;)
Dexter Fong: Klok: I take offence...Ruby Keebler is a fairy...or elf?
Bambi: it is very much a catalina dressing
JudgePoop: uno or uni or una or unu
klokwkdog: catalina made with dwarf oranges?
porgie: 15 years to go folks
Bambi: but redder
klokwkdog: uma!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: (cease hasn't taken his Xanex)
Bambi: and not opaque
JudgePoop: yuma, the tribe
klokwkdog: sumac, the amazing
porgie: you need some drugs boy?
ah,clem: ...
cease: i come from the shadoes, mac
Bambi: no mayonaise in it
cease: that is an exquisite concept
Dexter Fong: Klok: By teeny teeny weeny weeny little salad dressers dress for woik every day
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Well, it umma gumma to you son. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you :)
cease: this forgetting dr. memory's name was something they played with on their Hour Hour show in the summer of 70
klokwkdog looks up the long list of concepts and decides not to press Cat on specifics...
JudgePoop: no mayonaise? what a concept
Bambi: but is most like a catalina dressing than anything else\
JudgePoop: french is ok sometimes
porgie: Blue cheese with taragon
Dexter Fong: Ever have Staten Island dressing?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The funny thing is, Firesign makes us remember why we're American. Go figure...
klokwkdog: how, in fact, does a catalina dress? now that I think about it, what is a 'catalina'?
Bambi: it's a light dressing but spicy, and sweet ... vinegar/oil based ... but not like italian ... more too it
JudgePoop: if the president eats potatoes with blue cheese dressing, how can I not do the same?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Never eaten at Stalin Island. Never will :)
Dexter Fong: pP: More dressing, sir?
porgie: Stalin Island
klokwkdog: by not having mayonnaise, ruby avoids offending americans
Bambi: cataline is a nice boat I think, and a place to visit at the beach too I think
JudgePoop: sounds good
porgie: Well worth a dollar
JudgePoop: is it good with cauliflour?
GenGoatUSTweenheart: E Pluribus Universal Studios
||||||||| Stretch tiptoes in around 12:35 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
JudgePoop: and brocolli
klokwkdog: velcome, stretch
Bambi: howdy stretch
cease: poo? tween? gonna call?
Dexter Fong: Hi Stretch
porgie: yo stretch
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Howdy there, stretch...
JudgePoop: hi stretch
JudgePoop: afk
porgie: your just not in time
Bambi: broccoli and Clem's cheese sause ... to die for :-)
cease: yes that ending is perfect
Bambi: sauce
klokwkdog: this is great radio, Clem
||||||||| GenGoatUSTweenheart leaves at 12:36 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'GenGoatUSTweenheart', just granted probation at 12:36 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Night Hi Tweeny
klokwkdog: Tweeny - reboot?
Bambi is proud of the great job Clem does :-)
cease: tween
klokwkdog: doesn't matter, Clem -- it would find its way onto an arts station
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not a reboot (crash) a robot....
klokwkdog: aw no, not so soon...keep playing!
Bambi: night Tweeny!
Bambi: great to see ya
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Dame Bambi...
Merlyn: nite tween
klokwkdog: need that FST fix every week!
Bambi: yes keep playing LOL
Dexter Fong: Gosh what is all this animal imagery?
Bambi: wish we could
klokwkdog: Dex - we're working up to the Sacrifice: stick around ;-))
Bambi: join us again on Saturday ... at least for 10pm for a shorter version of a few minutes with Firesign Theatre
cease: im going to write an essay called What is all this Animal Imagery, dex
JudgePoop: back
cease: n idea i had from the early 90s but i want to revisit it
Bambi: but would love to see you for the JimmyLee and Bambi Show too if you are able
klokwkdog: LOL
Dexter Fong: Cat: Thanks for mentioning my name
GenGoatUSTweenheart: You think it is funny, when I say...
cease: i thnk the firesign offer a kind of bridge into aniaml concsousness
cease: but more of that anon
cease: lol, dex
Dexter Fong: Now to the Nuts and Ales
klokwkdog: they certainly bridged into those blue chinchillas they were burning ;-)
JudgePoop: karl pooper?
Dexter Fong sings like a bridge over blue chinchilla waters
cease: coming out of the indian tradition of identifying with animals
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Firesign w/The Circus? Is that what's happening? Grid, may they be merciful...
Bambi: there are two chinchillas here ... believe it or not
klokwkdog: in other news, the squirrels here are recovering, but there's still only about six around
cease: the foolks who turn into crows in eyk, for example
cease: he baseball plauyers in the next albumn
GenGoatUSTweenheart: That one's escaping...
JudgePoop: believe it or don't
klokwkdog: well, that's why the Indians have been fading out -- most of us use driver's licenses now
Dexter Fong: klok: lol
cease: from pony express to federal express, all in one posthorn
Dexter Fong: ....and they're off!!
klokwkdog: Bambi - you're planning on one farewell feast?
cease: good one klok
ah,clem: good night everyone, and thanks for your time. :)
cease: at that moment, the dear friends show became the jack benny show
JudgePoop: thanks so much ah,clem, bambi all
Bambi: eeek! no way ... chinchillas are pets here LOL
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and *thank* you
klokwkdog: nite clem.
cease: thakns for the vastness of riches you offer, clem
porgie: good night clem
klokwkdog: if there was just some way to fade out slowly from the FST and up slowly to the tech stuff again on the stream, it'd be nice
JudgePoop: i will toodle too, have a super week, toodles
GenGoatUSTweenheart: The last sufferget?
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and Bambi, if you're leaving, and safe home
cease: pooperino
||||||||| At 12:44 AM, JudgePoop dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bambi: great to see you all ... have a great night!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Listen to some Autobahn
klokwkdog: oh gee, this must be the Stallman interview
ah,clem: I can do that , Klok, just was too tired to bother to do the fade...as often I am...
cease: you too bambi
Bambi: wanted to stop in to say hi before the show ended when I woke up. Great show Clem :-)
GenGoatUSTweenheart: This is for fun. Would you like an argument?
klokwkdog is still trying to digest City...
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:45 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: lol
Bambi: nytol! have a great one!
GenGoatUSTweenheart: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 12:46 AM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Merlyn: I'm taking off too, bye
||||||||| 12:46 AM -- GenGoatUSTweenheart left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog: LOL -- Stallman fell for microkernels, just like the NT crew. Linus has really pasted them and Jobs about using Mach.
Merlyn: bye, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Until we meet again!"
klokwkdog: nite Merlyn
klokwkdog: nite Bambi
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:46 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
porgie: catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside porgie and queries "Yes?"
klokwkdog: nite Tweeny (I'm getting 'way behind)
cease: tweeny
porgie: bring me drink catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie drink.
Dexter Fong: Night all
klokwkdog: nite Dex!
Dexter Fong: Screw you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Screw you!"
klokwkdog: we have to figure out that long mail delay -- it's suspicious
porgie: repeat me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood repeats porgie.
cease: good night an dgood luck is a flick i wanna see
cease: are we off now?
klokwkdog: it's been well-reviewed, 4 sure
||||||||| cease leaves at 12:48 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Klok: The envelope is sitting in de-tox now, we'll xray and cat scan etc it and get back to you
klokwkdog: pretty much -- wanna all jump at once?
klokwkdog: I would recommend an autopsy, Dex, definitely
klokwkdog: look for tampering
Dexter Fong: Look for tampons?
klokwkdog: no, I stopped using them
klokwkdog: just bundles of gauze
porgie: yall its been real good and lots a fun and we'll see you in the FUTURE
Dexter Fong: Depends, I guess
klokwkdog: the squirrels are very messy to work with
Dexter Fong: Well, you better detox too Klok
||||||||| It's 12:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Stretch - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: I don't think there is anything inside to worry about, though. I keep the DNA stuff in a separate room.
Dexter Fong: Im outta here, Night Klok and (maybe) porgie
klokwkdog: Some of the designs I've released lately have worked out very aggressive
klokwkdog: nite Dex
klokwkdog: I'm leaving too. Bye Porgie
||||||||| klokwkdog departs at 12:51 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
''Pops'' Yamamoto
Charles Throat
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"