A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 03, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Max Von Woodrow', just granted probation at 7:09 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Max Von Woodrow: I haf terrible news, http://imdb.com/name/nm0902455/ Vigo the Carpathian as the man who prtrayed him died during 2004 in March in Mexico in Puerto Vallarta. Yet no still photosos or prrrints of the painting of him in Ghostbusters 2 are awailable. Ohvwell Hallovween iss ober. Farewell, archive him..
||||||||| At 7:13 AM, Max Von Woodrow hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| swifty steals in around 9:24 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
swifty: hello
||||||||| It's 9:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| swifty - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Merlyn: Yes, you're early, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Merlyn and queries "Something I can help with?"
Merlyn: fix your watch, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands your watch.
Merlyn listens to Catherwood's watch
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:11 PM, on the dot!"
Merlyn hands it back
Merlyn: zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| principalpoop enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
principalpoop: caught you, put catherwood down now
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past principalpoop
principalpoop: lol
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Elayne: Happy Guy Fawkes Day (two days early), everyone!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Hey Elayne
principalpoop: ahh the voice of jimmy-lee
principalpoop: hi E
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Aack! my name has been vandalized
principalpoop: fawke you E
Merlyn: hey I'm back
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:24 PM, dragging cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
principalpoop: back you M
cease: better than your front
cease: high all
Elayne: Evenin' Cat!
principalpoop: that is why I turn around all the mirrors in my house
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Hi Merlyn, if you can punch out the second "false" Fong that'd be good
principalpoop: how is everybody?
Merlyn: PDQ Back, that is
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Hey Cat
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong at 9:25 PM
principalpoop: killed off? a bit severe M
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Heh. Actually you got the wrong fong, Merl
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:25 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
principalpoop: ouch fong
||||||||| "9:26 PM? 9:26 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Merlyn: I killed off the one that wasn't talking, dex
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ah..much better
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:26 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
principalpoop: whipple will?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:26 PM, dragging Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Merlyn: No, he's not the real Fong
cease: did you hear margaret chow on maj report just now?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I thought I was a Bozo, not a yahoo
Elayne: I'm so confused - too many Unca Dexes! ("Dexim
principalpoop: idul-fitr is not sinking in, going over my head
Merlyn: cho, not chow
cease: i just fired up the mac, so i can listen to cni if it exists
Merlyn: CNI is probably not going right now
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Idul-Fitr is a three day celebration of the end of Ramadan in which all debts are forgiven and alternate side parking is supendered
cease: yes, tha'ts the woman
principalpoop: choo choo, I get to be the caboose
cease: i thought chow looked wrong
principalpoop: cni is on, jimmy-lee is playing travis
cease: why isnt the link on this page?
Merlyn: you need a food taster if your chow looks wrong
principalpoop: M is pouting
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Travis doesn't want the link
principalpoop: or see the vet pablo
Merlyn: I saw an unemployed taster by the highway; he was holding a sign that said "WILL EAT FOOD FOR FOOD"
principalpoop: putt the link on my cuff
Merlyn: or maybe "WILL EAT FOOD FOR WORK"
cease: lol
principalpoop: some chow is work to eat
cease: sounds like my kinda job
cease: margaret che, motorcycle mama
Merlyn: the pay is peanuts
cease: did you see pigpen from charlie brown's xmas used as an example of poor people on the daily show yest?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Left Rev. Tweenstormer close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:30 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
cease: coundt fuckin believe it
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Waiter, there's a dwarf in my soup...-
cease: guaraldi must be dancing in his san francisco grave
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hey Tweeny
principalpoop: hi tween
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey all...
cease: tweenty
Elayne: Hey Tween!
principalpoop: lock your wigs
cease: tweenty one
Merlyn: do inflatable shoes count as airbags?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: If it isn't now, who cares?
cease: sounds like the bush administration
principalpoop: Bush cares, he told me so
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Reading The Grapes of Wrath. Chapter 21 is amazing.
Merlyn: reagan has ketchup count as a vegetable
cease: great book
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: What a fool, it's a fruit
principalpoop: only saw the movie
cease: steinbeck never wrote anything of that calibre again
||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:33 PM, then departs.
principalpoop: and he spelled it wrong, like quale, it is catsup
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi llan
Elayne: Evenin' Llan!
llanwydd: evenin folks
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey, LL...
Merlyn: ever see the SCTV version of Grapes of Wrath?
principalpoop: hail and well met llanwyd or meat
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Merl: I musta seen it but can't remember it
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No, but I surely so like their skits.
cease: ok, not counting the firesign theatre, how many people can you think of in any art form who has been as successful, produced many works of equally high calbire?
cease: indeed, merl
llanwydd: interesting you mentioned meat, pp
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Not many...
Merlyn: "Did it make you mean mad?"
principalpoop: super teamwork, some of them were not as funny in other groups
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Mozart?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Meat the Beatles.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:35 PM and klokwkdog waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Ruff...
Merlyn: My fav bit was Philosophy Street, the difference between Realism and Idealism
principalpoop: klick klok
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Waltzing Dog
principalpoop: did I say meat?
cease: ok, there are a fair number of musicians in that category. my man vince guaraldi for one, steely dan, dylan, lots actually
llanwydd: If you can believe this, I spent all of Monday afternoon butchering a bear with a steak knife. Can you imagine how difficult that is?
Elayne: Hey Klok!
cease: python certainly, carlin
klokwkdog: evenin' mates
principalpoop: you should have killed the bear first illan, easier if he is not moving
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: That's barely plausible.
klokwkdog: steak knife not my choice
llanwydd: I didn't shoot it. I got it free from a taxidermist after he took the head and fur
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: It's easier if you tenderize the bear first
Merlyn: one of those kill-it-yourself restaurants?
cease: both shultz and gary trudeau, actually quite a few of the comix folks, neil gaiman certainly
cease: ok, how do i get to cni?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The Canadian version of Outback steak house?
llanwydd: anyway, I'm having a black bear sandwich right now
principalpoop: bear meat is good I hear, a little greasy
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: CNI feed:
klokwkdog: robert penn warren?
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Now Playing... '
cease: i am incapable of appreciating classical music, or most other musical forms, so i have to take your word on that, dex
llanwydd: I had to throw most of it away because my refrigerator isn't big enough
cease: aha
klokwkdog: that's what neighbors are for, Ilan...
principalpoop: freeze it, not fridge
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: So, Davy Crockett, how did the bear meet his demise?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: stet
llanwydd: But just picture me in my back yard trying to cut up a bear with a steak knife
||||||||| Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong leaves at 9:39 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
principalpoop: the son of stet
cease: they whiz wherever they like
klokwkdog: Giant Rat tonight, fine
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:39 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong, just back from Billville."
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: brack
principalpoop: fing fong
llanwydd: I couldn't give it away fast enough. I threw about half the carcass out in the woods for scavengers
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: A really fine album. Listen to it often.
principalpoop: that would be arduous llan
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Bad move, it'l attract bears
klokwkdog: you should have taken pix, Ilan
cease: anyway, anyone hear cho tonight?
principalpoop: confusing the forensic folks when they come looking to investigate all the blood
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Where was she?
principalpoop: does she have a farm?
Elayne: Oops, I'm fading... sorry about that...
cease: is it for sale?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Farmer Maggie. That'd be something.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'The Giant Ratpack of Sinatra on '
klokwkdog: no poop, that's Maggie
principalpoop: fawke plans E?
klokwkdog: I ain't gonna work there no more
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sinatra's packing rats again...
principalpoop: margaret is formal for maggie
Elayne: Alas no, Poop, I asked folks via my blog if they knew of anything going on in NYC this Saturday, and have had no responses thus far.
klokwkdog: nothing in all of NYC?
Elayne: Besides, Robin has to work. Which I don't mind, it's great that he's getting work again!
cease: as we were walking thru manhattan, dex pointed out where sinatra sang
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Farmer Thatcher?
principalpoop: ahh fantastic E
klokwkdog: but oh, on St. Paddie's day, they can't wait...
cease: the city doesnt resonate to his tunes for me
Merlyn: Phil Proctor will be on Arrested Development on Monday
principalpoop: if I can make it there, I can make it anywhere
Elayne: Wow, great news, Prinpoop!
principalpoop: how is the sandwich llan?
cease: although walking its streets is like being on a monopoly board of cultural cliches
Merlyn: I'll send out an announcement tomorrow
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I was passing Wall Street the other day and I heard him singing "Fly me to the moon..."
cease: wow, merl. good work
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I've heard of eating crow, but this is ridiculous.
principalpoop: phil was arrested?
cease: i dont think we get the new episodes here but i'll see it eventualy
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No more TV for me. Not since last Spring.
principalpoop: in new york for singing about bear meat?
klokwkdog: we'll all see everything eventually. over and over and over...
llanwydd: the sandwich would have been better if I hadn't used too much BBQ sauce, pp
principalpoop: better too much than too little
llanwydd: better luck tomorrow. now I'm having a cough of cupee
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Quite a cuisine, ya got there...
Merlyn: how do you use too much BBQ sauce with an entire bear sandwich?
klokwkdog: did you skin the coffee tree yourself, too, Ilan?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Lol, Klok!
llanwydd: good question, merl. Eating the sandwich is even harder
principalpoop: no, you get down off an elephant, not a duck
cease: i wonder if anyone has a copy of profiles in bbq sauce, the skit the firesigns were doing when rfk was killed
principalpoop: that bbq sauce is in poor taste now
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Put it up on the podcast, if you've got it...
Elayne: Think I'm going to take off a bit early tonight. Too much time in front of a computer at work today...
Elayne: Next week, all!
||||||||| Around 9:47 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: NightE
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bye, E...
principalpoop: happy GF E ciaoo
cease: by el
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:48 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey Bambi...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hey Bambi =)
Bambi: howdy
Bambi: hey tweeny
klokwkdog: welcome, Bambi
llanwydd: hi bambi
principalpoop: a lost dear has wandered in, careful, do not startle her
klokwkdog: have you returned or still in transit?
Bambi: hi and bye to elayne? missed her darn
llanwydd: I just finished eating a bear when you walked in
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Don't let LL near her, for goodness sake...
Bambi: hey klok, lanwydd, cat, merlyn, principalP
Bambi: hey Dex
Bambi: cool! looks like Merlyn put us on the placard ... thanks
Bambi: we made it in late saturday evening and been running ever since ... client appts, car appts, etc. etc.
principalpoop: how are you bambi, watch out for llan, exceptionally carnivornic tonight
llanwydd: what's the placard, bambi?
Bambi: LOL tweeny
Bambi: "The Giant Ratpack of Sinatra on CNI Radio in red and blue across the top under the list of attendees
klokwkdog: the radio link at the top of the chat, Ilan
Bambi: or maybe we could call it a marquee
principalpoop: red and blue? only blue here
llanwydd: aha
principalpoop: the marquee de sade, ouch
Bambi: thanks for the warning principalP
Bambi :)
klokwkdog: it does that if you abuse it, poop
principalpoop: anytime bambi
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond ... been a long week LOL
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond been a long week lol.
principalpoop: abuse is in the eye of the storm
cease: bambino. hit a homer for me
principalpoop: did you hear margaret cho bambi?
Bambi: Torid, or was that Taurid fireballs in the making
Bambi: Cahterwood please pour Cat a homer ;-)
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood, spin around, jump down, pick a bale of dacron
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong
Bambi: Catherwood please pour cat a home ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood hands cat a home -).
klokwkdog: what was she saying, poop?
cease: tha'ts not a homer, that's a bart
llanwydd: pour me another long weak lol
cease: can i take it to Oakland?
principalpoop: dacron got caught in the field
cease: ok, you're long and week
Bambi: oops
principalpoop: I don't know, I did not hear her
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: spoo
Bambi: Catherwood plesae pour Cat a Homer ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood gives cat a homer -).
llanwydd: pick a bale 'o dacron
klokwkdog: the Ford Taurus Fireball -- the first midrange economy sports car...
principalpoop: red balls and blue balls
principalpoop: homer or hummer?
llanwydd: I've got a Ford Taurus and I'd like to get rid of it
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Just wondering; are you planning to eat your way through what's left of America's wildlife?
Bambi: well, Nasa and the news outlets have been talking specifically the fireballs visible on halloween night
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The SHO was supposed to be pretty nice.
Bambi: can't say I blame you llanwydd lol
llanwydd: I don't have a big enough freezer, dex
klokwkdog: Ilan -- that seems to be a common sentiment among Taurus owners...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Question fo anyone but particularly Klok: What the hell's going on in France with the rioting etc?
principalpoop: I have a ford escort you can rent for an hour or 2
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Too bad the wooly mammoths are gone.
llanwydd: I only cooked this bear because I got it free
Bambi: ah, Clem says to pass on his well wishes to everyone
klokwkdog: how is Clem's well?
cease: speaking of bulls, saw a great picasso bw called blind minotaur being led by girl with fluttering dove at the local museum recently
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong wishes Clem well as well
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No joke. The scene in Paris sounds pretty bad.
cease: very chigallesque, and i love chagall. never liked picasso before
principalpoop: like the 60s here, the lower class kids have no rapport with the local police
klokwkdog: the kind leading the blind?
Bambi: quite well Klok
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: What the hell do these garcons want?
llanwydd: But its all bearsed on the same thing
principalpoop: I wish his well well, oh well, ahh, clem
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Well, well. Thank his Clemness for all he does...
cease: my impression of paris and france in general was that it was wonderfully racilally blended, like canada. it appears i was wrong
llanwydd: I didn't care much for the impressionists
Bambi: will do Tweeny
principalpoop: it was, france turned the right a bit lately
cease: that's my school, llan
llanwydd: except Magritte, if that's what he was
principalpoop: judy judy judy
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Didn't know that had almost 10% national unemployment. Something over 20% for people under 25.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Magritte was *not* an impressionist...more a surealist
principalpoop: you dirty rat
klokwkdog: in TWIT #27, Dvorak pointed out that there's few paintings in books after 1910 because of the Disney Copyright Act
cease: in answwering a questino i posed earlier, how many people have produced stuff at the top of their and anyone's judgemen t, certainly money
cease: uh, monet
Bambi: Clem says he will do more when he gets the studio here at our place again ... thanks for all the emails
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog: so recent stuff isn't seen much; anyone who shows it has to pay or get permission
llanwydd: by "your school" do you mean the french painters, Gaugin, Monet, etc
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Monet, monet, monet.....
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: You're insane Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and says "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong!"
cease: loved magritte. just mentioned him in my latest blog post, which you all read at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
principalpoop: the old school, down by the old mill stream
cease: you say monet and i say say monet, let's cal the whole wall off
cease: money money money
principalpoop: this is not a sentence
klokwkdog: easy money
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: afk for refrilling
Bambi: cha ching
principalpoop: money for nothing and your chicks for free
klokwkdog: all syllogisms have three parts; therefore, this is not a syllogism
cease: did yo uall read edgar bollington's letters about hanging with the fireguys when they were making not insane, giant rat, etc?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Spreak engrish, P!
principalpoop: yassir
llanwydd: I believe the impressionists were french. but they weren't just painters. There were composers like Debussy, who I quite appreciate
klokwkdog: where are they, Cat?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No, cease. Where are they?
cease: kind of depressing, about austin
klokwkdog: Mary Cassatt
cease: alt. comedy. firesign or whatever the fuck it's called
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: How come Phil didn't make it to England?
llanwydd: what about austin, cat
Bambi: did you know that a radio station that we listened to around Cincinatti, OH that named Dark Side of the Moon the top record of all time by their listeners
principalpoop: gershwin, frank gershwin
Bambi: apparently representative of the sentiment around the country
llanwydd: I think the uselessnet group is selled firesgn
klokwkdog: Austin doesn't like to fly, I guess that was it Tween
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: It is really good. Best of all time? Don't know about that...
klokwkdog: you mean the Riddler, Poop?
principalpoop: cincinnatti has the rock and roll hall of fame I think
principalpoop: keep guessing klok
cease: merl will know. there's a website or whatever, google groupit
llanwydd: I mean "spelled"
cease: dark was good. flloyd was good. but there was alot of good music ithen
Bambi: very true Cat
principalpoop: some witch got you on halloween llan
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Big fan of the Relayer album.
llanwydd: My top album of all time is "The Yes Album"
klokwkdog: Bambi - I'm confused about why that was significant. It seems like a no-brainer
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Excellent, LL. They've re-released it on vinyl.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Cleveland proud home of the R&R hall of fame
Bambi: well, we agreed with it of course ... but it was nice to see others felt the same way
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: You're sure it was a bear, LL?
llanwydd: sounds cool, tween. wish they still made record players
klokwkdog: DSOTM was on the Billboard charts for what, ten, fifteen years?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: They still do
principalpoop: in case you considered it, do not bother attempting to play a cd on your record player, I already tried that
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: They do I believe, for audiophiles.
cease: yes was good
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: tween: Technics still makes inexpensive record players
Bambi: the best part was because it was named the favored album of all time .. they played the entire album on the air in two parts with only an ID between the sides ... very nice for the home trip.
cease: tween, thanks for mp3s
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The fidelity just isn't the same, is it P?
llanwydd: Tween, it was either a bear or a midget
cease: i dont listen to much music anymore
klokwkdog: most of those seminal bands had massive rotation of personnel
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sure thing. Feel free to let me hear what you like as well.
cease: or in scotter libby's fervid imaginatrion, a bear and a young girl
llanwydd: Actually it wasnt' a large bear. About a 100 pounder
principalpoop: I needed a new needle maybe
klokwkdog: i listen to a lot of music, just not commercial radio
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: me neither...I just listen to either white or pink noise
klokwkdog: you never told us how it met its demise, Ilan
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Think Scooter will go the way of Dean?
klokwkdog: is Pink Noise that Floyd tribute band?
Merlyn: he might try, tween
Bambi: same here klok ... we just wanted to hear that they were playing around the cities as we passed by
cease: i listen to talk, air america, cbc, other newsy sort of stations. firesign, comedy
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: I think so
principalpoop: he is not clever enough, the roots run through the montana mountains or something like that, PU
klokwkdog: Bambi - not me. I would've loaded up a pile of MP3s and played those
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Is CBC better than NPR?
llanwydd: klok, I got this from a taxidermist after he used the head and fur. He gives away carcasses around this time of year. He never told me how it died. I didn't ask
principalpoop: and that group is already born again, too late for scooter
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain disembarks at 10:11 PM.
klokwkdog: all the commercial radio stations are owned by conglomerates and seem to play the same 7 songs. All the public slots are dominated by NPR and play the same 7 programs
principalpoop: ahh hubba bubba
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey Hoosierman...
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
cease: cbc has gone a long way downhill in the 18 years ive been in canada. but it's still better than npr
llanwydd: hi bub
Bambi: we did play CDs too :-) just not at the same time as we were checking out the radio stations as we went around the cities
Bambi :)
Bambi: hey Bubba
cease: hey bub
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I'll have to check it out, cease...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: So you don't know for *sure* it was a bear...coulda been a South American Capyberra, or maybe a giant mongoose
llanwydd: I hope I haven't offended any vegetarians by telling this story
principalpoop: dark side of the moon or the Archies Live bubba?
klokwkdog: BBC has similarly sunk in quality, but it still outclasses just about anything in the USA
cease: someone asked me if the jack poet vw tv spots the lads did could be podcast. i wondered if that was being considered by the lads
principalpoop: you meat eaters are all alike
cease: doe jack poet own them?
cease: they were on one of the dvds
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: That was me. Seems like a good fit.
cease: no we arent, poop
cease: we arent urine either
klokwkdog: Dex - or a really big racoon...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ralph Kramden?
Bubba's Brain: Hmmm... Archies Live? iteresting concept. Live cartoon musicians.
principalpoop: omnivores
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Is someone missing a 100lb. trick-or-treater?
llanwydd: In fact I received this bear just as I was thinking about trying macrobiotics
Bambi: had a nice ham on toasted bagle for dinner if that counts
klokwkdog: After a few near misses with suburban deer, I sure wish they'd put venison back in the grocery stores
principalpoop: lool tween
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Macrobreatics
principalpoop: you are a cannibal llan
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Macrobearotics
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I keep macros in my attic.
klokwkdog: LOL Tween
Merlyn: bambique
principalpoop: gosh, who was the fuzzy guy in star wars?
Bambi: microbreweries?
klokwkdog: chewbacca
Bambi: Chewbacca
principalpoop: ahh chewbacca, you ate a halloweener dressed as chewbacca lol
cease: that;'s not a brewery, that's her husband
llanwydd: I think macrobiotics has something to do with macaroni
Bubba's Brain: microchewies?
klokwkdog: or sometimes Carrie Fisher, depending on how much coke the cast was doing that day...
Merlyn: I thought the fuzzy guy was lucas
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong sings "Things go better with coke
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No wonder vader was so cranky.
llanwydd: no the fuzzy guy was played by Peter Mayhew who is English
principalpoop: macromicroeconomic theories
klokwkdog is reminded to pour some diet coke with lime (how is that different from diet pepsi???)
klokwkdog: the english are all fuzzy
cease: that's what george carlin said. did y'all read his interview in the new onioin?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Couldn't you tell from the accent?
cease: fuzzy? i thought pig pen was just dirty
Bambi: can't stand those diet drinks ... they mess with my stomach
klokwkdog: the original star wars was full of english actors that lucas got cheap
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: If Clem's taking requests, I sure could listen to EobE again ;)
principalpoop: hello jimmy-lee
cease: good one, tween
llanwydd: I only drink noncalorie soft drinks
Bubba's Brain: Peter Mayhew was in Bloomgington last month.
klokwkdog: gang aft a-glee
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bambi: Tell Clem if you can that Giant Rat sounded fine
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Haven't checked it out yet, cease.
cease: unless he wants to play some of that dear friends full hour thingies that even i dont seem to have
cease: was that a good thing, bub?
Bambi: just told Clem for you Dex
llanwydd: did you meet him, bb?
Bambi: he said thanks
klokwkdog: there was a Wookie festival?
principalpoop: bloomington or bloomingdales?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bubba: Saw Simon Jones? (from Guide to the Galaxy) at an old time radio convention couple weeks ago
klokwkdog: at the Indiana for the Indonesians festival?
cease: merl, you konw the url for bollington's firesign tales? are they on firesing site yet?
principalpoop: ahh that is it, you just ate a black wookie sandwich
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Frightening Clones on '
Merlyn: I guessed wrong
klokwkdog: you sure did
Bambi: lol
cease: that's not a sandwich, that's my wife
principalpoop: a swing and a miss
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: "Just Flokes"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Joust Fawkes on '
Bubba's Brain: Bloomginton -- seems someone did an independant films called "Saving Star Wars" and Peter was at the premier.
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: What???
llanwydd: is that a henny youngman joke, cat?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: A swing, a miss, panties
Merlyn: what link is that, cat?
cease: this isnt their worst album, but its right down there. i
principalpoop: wrong chat fong
klokwkdog: "It was like the Fifth of November, only much, much bigger"
cease: link, uh....
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre from 8/11/2005 replay'
cease: its on the chromium switch site, or whatever it is
Merlyn: for bollington's firesign tales ?
principalpoop: ahh the missing link
Bambi: that should help
cease: it was posted to alt. firesign recently.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: This isn't the *almost* haiku chat?
klokwkdog: this is a recording??
principalpoop: haiku? gesundheit
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Gesundheit...
llanwydd: in my opinion "Fighting Clowns" is the weakest Firesign album
Bambi: yep sure is Klok
klokwkdog: LOL Dex
cease: letters from edgar bollington about the making of not insane, the giant rat party, etc. really interesting
klokwkdog: it falls
klokwkdog: on tiny ears
principalpoop: bless you rev
klokwkdog: and melts
cease: kinda depressing about austin though
Bambi: actually Clem says it's Memorex ;-)
llanwydd: which is ironic because I caught that tour and it was great
Bubba's Brain: Dex -- spent several days with Simon at National Audio Theatre Festival in June.
klokwkdog: clem broke my stemware!
principalpoop: i have been bamboozeled?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: It's got some good tracks, LL, but compared to some of the others...
cease: john simon? he was divine on aint swine whistle dixie no mo
Merlyn: Cat, you mean the Edgar letters?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: What is it about Austin you keep alluding to?
cease: i thik he was at that giant rat party
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bamboozle the Clown? Nice Goldthwait bit...
cease: yes, merl. are they on the firesign site now?
llanwydd: you mentioned something about that before, cat. what's depressing about austin
klokwkdog: convenient access: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
principalpoop: phil was arrested in new york, awaiting developments
cease: bollington seemed to thihnk austin was at fault for firsign breakups
llanwydd: just that it's not as well visited as dallas?
cease: for various depressing reasons. its on the site
principalpoop: clarence snake
Bubba's Brain: News -- Lodestone just re-released Fighting Clowns http://lodestonecatalog.com/cgi-bin/ltmcat.cgi?sku=MSUG106
Merlyn: cat, the edgar letters are not on fst.com
cease: i knew austin was as much into being a musician as he was being a comedian, but i didnt know he craved "rock star" status. certainly bergman wanted to be the Beatles of Comedy and dave and pp are far from ego-less, thankfully
cease: proctor arersted? bullshit
cease: he's too funny to arrest
principalpoop: hindsight is golden and 20/20
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sure wish they'd re-release EobE, Bubba.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:26 PM and Dave waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: I read it hear
cease: they should be, merl, unless austin objects. what do you think?
principalpoop: ahh dave
cease: hey. i hear a blind boy enter
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Yo, Dave...
Dave: evening all, I rememberred about the haven that hath here standeth
llanwydd: hi Dave
Bambi: hi Dave
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi Dave
Dave: it was your sight deceiving you cat
principalpoop: sitteth downeth and taketh off a loadeth
Bubba's Brain: Won't promise anything, Tween, its owned by Mercury, but I plan to try.
Bambi: which of the Phils allegedly got arrested?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Mercury, the God of Thieves?
Merlyn: maybe cat, who runs chromiumswitch.org?
llanwydd: this is killing me. I'm going over to look at the site and find out what it's all about. be back soon
Merlyn: proctor will be on 'arrested development' monday
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: How about charred bear meat?
principalpoop: I was giving somebody a chance to mention the details that he will be on ... ahh thanks M, I forgot who told us
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Arrested developement = rebuilding of twin towers
cease: better on arrested than arrested
cease: tom godwillo? is that the guy's name?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: inter-arrested
cease: the chromium switch guy. has an active firesite
cease: old friend of the guys
principalpoop: travis sang whippowill earlier
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: trit sang tit willow later
cease: willl ain't poor, he just has no fashion sense
llanwydd: there's nothing over there. or maybe I looked in the wrong place
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: indeed, feather are right out this year
principalpoop: hehehe he said tit hehe
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Does he have fascist sense?
principalpoop: ahh, I won a date with Meirs on a call in show.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: have you met bess meirs son?
cease: that's not a date, it's a prune
Bubba's Brain: Who?
principalpoop: what?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hear an owl
principalpoop: bess? I don't know what is bess for me.
llanwydd: brb
Bambi: hoooooo
principalpoop: bear getting you llan?
cease: that's not an owl, it's an oil
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: bess? I is yo woman now...you be de woman later
klokwkdog: Dex - re Bess. GROAN!
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: P-That's true, man...
principalpoop: I am going to the tuxedo dance with a girl named oscar?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok=)))))))))) Wasn;t that great =))
klokwkdog: subversive!
Bubba's Brain: Who's the Bess?
klokwkdog: band in the land?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Better be ready 'bout half past 8
cease: tha't s not levant, that's babylonia
klokwkdog: what will happen?
principalpoop: you pay for the taxi
cease: did anyone find the edgar letters yet?
Bambi: Bessie is an old faithful chevy van
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Thai Babylonia....still tied onto tiny sticks
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I can't bear that. Bear with it.
cease: that's not a taxi. it's free
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Do I smell smoke?
principalpoop: the bare truth hehe
klokwkdog: cat - OK, I skimmed the letters. Didn't notice anything out of the ordinary with a bunch of entertainment types at their ages then
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Call the Sunshine Cab Company, tell 'em de kingfish sent yah
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I'll bet the gas mileage is eating ya alive these days, Bambi...
klokwkdog: link is here, Cat: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/browse_frm/thread/0574c2232f61c693/710e7a3cbe0b4ac1#710e7a3cbe0b4ac1
principalpoop: yassir, yassir bearafat
cease: bollington's comments about austin didnt bother you? they clearly did him
klokwkdog: Cat - didn't find anything for Not Insane yet
cease: edgar, not phil. of course it was a long time ago
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bobby Bare? Mix 'im.
klokwkdog: not a matter of a long time ago as much as that they were what, 30-ish?
cease: his reasons that the firesign couldnt seem to stay together turned out to be a list of austin problems
cease: . you'd think they would be spread around
principalpoop: bobbysoxers welcome
cease: sometimes, bergman, sometimes ossman, proctor etc, eh?
klokwkdog: well, maybe it's like the Eagles, Cat
Dave: is TV or Not TV still available for purchase?
klokwkdog: what was that reunion record, "Hell Freezes Over"?
cease: a good paralle, klok
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: P-Do they play the Mets?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: For any of you old school R&R ers, met Sonny Curtiss, lead guitar with the Crickets and Buddy Holley at old time radio convention couple weeks ago
cease: they really were the beatles of comedy
cease: motherfuckers
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Yep Dave. Sure is.
cease: hi dave. how's your university treating you?
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: that guy was on the crest fong
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bought a copy not too long ago. Pick up Austin's Roller Maiden's as well if you don't have it.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (10:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
klokwkdog: big thing this week was that someone bought out the guy who drove Fogerty up the wall and got his stuff back out and John ˝way contented
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: The bears revenge
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes....
principalpoop: yes fong
cease: dont buy it, dave. save your money for your newly legalized marijuana
cease: bad dao, bad
principalpoop: I hope he got the reinforced quadrupal plied made for bear tp
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: YEs..interesting guy, among lotsa R&R and countryish stuff, he wrote the theme song for Mary Tyler Moore show
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Van is legalizing weed?
principalpoop: tres interesting, wow
cease: no, denver. it's defacto legal here for years
klokwkdog: Fogerty?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: He ws a very nice, interesting a funny guy
cease: other parts of canada will penalize you, but here the cop will more likely ask for a toke than bust you
principalpoop: brian defacto, brian fogerty?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No joke. The cops have much better thing to do.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Token law and order
principalpoop: riding the crest will do that
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sounds like what I've heard about Aspen.
klokwkdog: Dex: Subway Justice!
cease: there are enough real criminals running around hurting people
llanwydd: I've just been looking around the internet to find out what is so depressing about austin and there is nothing anywhere. This is killing me. what happened? Is this a joke?
klokwkdog still has a pile of United Traction Company tokens from Albany
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yeah but they're all elected
cease: ok, fuck, do i have to go look for this thing?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: MI. The waster.
klokwkdog: ilan- http://www.chromiumswitch.org/edgar_main.html
klokwkdog: I keep posting the damn URL and nobody goes there...
llanwydd: thanks, klok. brb
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: If I did, I might miss something you'd say
principalpoop: I added it to my favorites for later, I cannot multi task, the pause is while I had to breath
Merlyn: "nobody goes there, it's too crowded" -- Yogi Berra
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Was it something I said? (see richard pryor)
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I chopose to live in the moment..the moment that just passe....okay the next moment...beginning ...uh..rightnow
Bubba's Brain: We talking about the Mile High city?
principalpoop: when you come to a fork in the road, take it
klokwkdog: view the FST newsgroup easily:
klokwkdog: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
klokwkdog: find the entry Cat mentions:
klokwkdog: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/browse_frm/thread/0574c2232f61c693/710e7a3cbe0b4ac1#710e7a3cbe0b4ac1
klokwkdog: pick the link out of the post:
klokwkdog: http://www.chromiumswitch.org/edgar_main.html
cease: here it is.
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Like Ram Dass says, be here now. No, now. OK, now...
principalpoop: now? oops late again
klokwkdog: Dex - you use Firefox browser and middle-click on the link. It opens in a new tab and between my flashes of brilliance, you can go over and read every word (and most of War and Peace)
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Just don't be late for supper, P ;)
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: =)
cease: its supposed to be like what we're not supposed to know, and klok is right, it is like many other amalgamations.
cease: problem is, this is Ours
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Tolstoy's original title was of course, War, What Is It Good For".
principalpoop: mmmm roadcakes again, heavy on the 30 weight mom
cease: i reads tthat book long ago.
cease: twas almost firesonian
klokwkdog: Bubba - according to CO state officials, Denver can do what it likes, but they'll still arrest for pot; it's not going to be a haven if they can do anything about it
cease: absolutely Nuttin
||||||||| porgie enters at 10:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
principalpoop: Elane, is that you?
llanwydd: hi porge
principalpoop: porgie
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Where are you going to graduate from?
klokwkdog: Tween - he couldn't use that title, since it had been copyrighted by some US musician
porgie: evening all
principalpoop: the hat pack annex? are you insane catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores principalpoop
cease: Scoooter, Cheyney Biter
klokwkdog: stephenfosterkane, I think
Bambi: hi porgie
llanwydd: those links are all about some guy named edgar, not austin
klokwkdog: hey, porgie! Check CNI radio doing Just Folks at link above
cease: If you're a spy, he's your outer, righter?
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The Uri Testakov trio, I believe it was, Klok.
llanwydd: I admit edgar seems to be an interesting guy
principalpoop: rove on over to the abramoof connection
Bubba's Brain: Bess be headin off to bed now.... See you all l8tr.
klokwkdog: Ilan - the letters by Edgar discuss the members of FST making the albums, including Austin
principalpoop: demonic possession? that is not good
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Se ya Bubba...
klokwkdog: sigh
principalpoop: ciao bubba, eat more cheese
klokwkdog: nite Bubba!
cease: bub
llanwydd: well, I don't see anything depressing about that, klok
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Will Rove be wading in the reflecting pool?
Bambi: see ya bubba
klokwkdog: it must the the prions in that bear meat...
Bubba's Brain: Nytol.
||||||||| 10:51 PM -- Bubba's Brain left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog: Austin throwing everyone out of the house?
principalpoop: cyborg
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ;
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sy Borg's new and used body parts.
llanwydd: I'll have to read it in more depth after the chat
principalpoop: it was the 60-70s, no fair keeping notes
cease: you find the Tv or Not Tv letter not depressing? suit yourself
Merlyn: no musical fairs?
cease: be fair, or be square
principalpoop: I have part of the tv or not tv mp3, funny stuff
klokwkdog: well, my point was that 30 year-old guys do that crap and too many of us have some years on the odo; no fair looking at things then thru our eyes now. shame, Cat ;-)
llanwydd: I didn't look at that, cat. I'll take another look later
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: have only read letter about benefit for PFKKFCP or whatever...nothing there
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: good point...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: afk for a short instant
cease: i have read a lot of interviews and heard them on the radio when their act was aborning, and i've always wished them well.
cease: obviously.
principalpoop: the rain is spain falls mainly on the plain, by george I've got it, boy george too
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Pacifica's got a station in Houston. Kinda surprised considering the political climate. I would have thought Austin more suitable.
Bambi: well, gotta go lay down ... eyes drooping badly ... still trying to catch up after travel and keeping so busy since we got home
cease: the fact that fans liked them is no reason for them to like each other
cease: by bambi
principalpoop: glad you are doing well bambi, we missed you mmmm night
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: See ya Bambi..
llanwydd: nite bambi
Bambi: nytol!
klokwkdog: nite Bambi, nite to Clem, 2. And root and the menagerie. Was in Job Lot tonight and saw incredible acrylic bird cage
Merlyn: nite B
Bambi: thanks ... see ya next time :-)
cease: sleep well, bam
principalpoop: ahhh yes, all my best to the man in your life, root
||||||||| Bambi leaves to catch the 10:56 PM train to Virginia.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night Bambi
principalpoop: ahh bambi has left jl and is coming to me
llanwydd: I knew Job Lot. He was a very patient man
klokwkdog: ocean state job lot, the home of low prices
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: As his wife turned to salt?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Don' toin around
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: As the world terns...
principalpoop: yes salt your bear meat llan
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: salt it away for a rainy day
principalpoop: caw caw
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hear crows
principalpoop: love crows where my rosemary goes
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Gotta to reign in that salt.
principalpoop: toad away already?
llanwydd: and nobody knows but me
Merlyn: bear with you
cease: arnet those strategic arms limited yet?
principalpoop: did they change their clocks?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hear Heckle and Jeckle...but I can't see them anymore 'cause they be deemed "racist"...like Amos & Andy
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: He has his father's eyes. Sure wish he'd giv 'em back.
llanwydd: alla dese bearing expressions
cease: speaking of crows, anyone seen bike boy on snl last week?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: H&J are black magpies
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Do people still watch that show?
cease: i had earlier argued here that crowe's politics would pull him to the left, but if he's such a bush buddy, what?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Merl: Yes indeedy
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: A 357 magpie automatic?
principalpoop: I have not thought of H and J in a while
llanwydd: Maybe if H and J were purple they'd be okay
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Nope..puprle be to close to black
cease: that's not a pie, it's a mine
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: A salted pie?
cease: so it should be "purpiggers"?
Merlyn: and one had a classy british accent
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: They're going to pull Barney because he's a bad stereotype for dinosaurs..
principalpoop: the guy formerly known as prince was in the color purple, or maybe that was whoppi
llanwydd: ain't gonna work on maggie's pie no more
porgie: .
cease: mmm, i smell me a lynchin. bring the merlot
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: more bettah you say porprose
Merlyn: so who are the purpletrators of this?
principalpoop: barney miller? remember fish
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: purprose
cease: she'll do anythingl. cheap
porgie: Barney?
Merlyn: Eric the fish?
principalpoop: are you proposing to me fong?
cease: tha'ts not a fish, tha'ts my....
principalpoop: eat the fish, don't eric it
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I'd like a license for my phish, please.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: I propose a Salute to Purple
cease: su su sushi
Merlyn: 'porgie' is almost an anagram of 'magpie'
klokwkdog: phish food
llanwydd: I always wondered if "The Color Purple" was a pun on "Colored People"
cease: i'm almost dead, merl
principalpoop: purple is a whiney color
porgie: That's a nasty halibit you have there.
klokwkdog: "idiot" is almost an anagram of "bush"
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Marly = Author of anagrmas for the dyslexic
cease: very protorish of yuou, lan
Merlyn: you're thinking of 'synonym', kwd
cease: proc tor rich
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: or maybe a sing o gram
principalpoop: I love synonym with butter on my toast
llanwydd: protorish? don't know the word
cease: hey merl, did proc post about the london show yet?
cease: something i look forward to reading
porgie: I remember when intelligence was attributed to Bill
Merlyn: not yet, cat
cease: i wonder how do and pb liked it?
llanwydd: aha. I think I get it now
klokwkdog is amazed to note that Ocean State Job Lot has a Soduku puzzle book for 99¢; he just read about the craze in NYT today
cease: is pp still in europe?
klokwkdog: man, this Judith Miller thing really must presage the total disintegration of the Times...
Merlyn: dunno cat
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: Did you buy it?
llanwydd: Synonym! LOL, PP!
klokwkdog: no
llanwydd: I wonder what antonym tastes like
klokwkdog: I looked at the $20 6,000,000 candlepower spotlight, but there's no one I want to incinerate right now
||||||||| porgie leaves to catch the 11:08 PM train to Billville.
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Lots of things disintegrating.
cease: yes that puzzl e things is suddenly ubiquituous.
cease: i want math to serve me, i don't wish to serve math
cease: if you catch my meaning, if you get muy drifto
klokwkdog: I looked at the $30 cordless phone, but all I got was two tubs of Danish "reduced sugar" raspberry jam
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I don;t want to therve mass either
principalpoop: pynchon writes about the preterite
klokwkdog: cat - I can't read the japanese numbers anyway
klokwkdog: it's probably some yazuka racket, too
llanwydd: preterite sounds like a mineral
cease: lucky mother
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ichibon = one
principalpoop: sometimes I don't speak right, but I know what I am talking abut
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The yakuza play tennis?
cease: pyncheon wrote so much bad prose it's hard to believe he wrote crying of lot 49.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: They play tensely
cease: a book i've read more than that
principalpoop: tony yakuza yassir
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Wakaramasen...
klokwkdog: yes, in Newport, during the Black Ships Festival in the summer, Tween
cease: hjis mason and dixon i bought to read on a plane.
Merlyn: I have to get a cell phone that plays arbitrary MP3 files for the 'ring', so I can use this: http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2005-11-03_467569672371522/movies/misc/fly_help_me.wav
principalpoop: that was a fun book
cease: t some point, my brain said, no, you're not wastring me readig this. do sometihng else. antying
klokwkdog has been a quarter-way thru Vineland for 6 years...
Merlyn: oops, that link won't work
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Somebody's been reading Clavell :)
principalpoop: ahhh shucks
cease: hey merl, re jack poet, maybe a good thing for google? good pr for the guys if they have the rigghts
Merlyn: try http://www.wavsource.com/movies/fly.htm
cease: podcast civ?
cease: i actually enjoyed Shogun.
klokwkdog: had another chance this summer on vacation; was between carrying that and some meditations by Pema Chodron; Pema won out...
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I've worn the binding out. Very good storyteller, Clavell. Also liked Noble House.
cease: kind of a comic book version of an actual guy
cease: yes i read that too. very quick read
klokwkdog: Merlyn -- you're supposed to pay for ringtones, so the phone companies can make millions off your laziness
Merlyn: I don't know cat, Jack Poet (the car biz) is out of business and Jack Poet (the man) is dead
llanwydd: do you recommend chodron, klok?
cease: he did make hong kong a place i'd like to eat in
cease: but those ads are on the dvd, merl. so already "out there" in market
cease: does the poet estate get pennies from that? perhaps not. to the lads?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: As long as there's a good fire escape, cease?
klokwkdog: Ilan - yeah, if you're in a cabin by a glacial lake next to a bog in New Hampshire. It's not going to work at home, listening to Classic Rock Radio!
cease: that's not a fire. that's my deity
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 11:14 PM, dragging porgie by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Merlyn: don't know, cat. I also don't know if there's a common format for podcasting video
principalpoop: wb porgie
llanwydd: sounds like my kind of reading, klok
cease: i would think bertgman at least would love for that stuff to be out
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Welcome back to the show that never ends...
principalpoop: a daily deity?
cease: he seems tight with apple
principalpoop: what are you showing tween? blushes
cease: i'm surprised this isnt something the lads and thier agencies arent workin g on
klokwkdog: Ilan - actually, I also read The End of Faith there, which celebrates the approach, but is the exact angry antithesis of Chodron.
Merlyn: well, there's no money in podcasting
cease: there isnt much vid of theirs that's very good, but what there is should be flogged. sell those t-shirts
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ;
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Not yet, Meryl. The crowd may have to thin out a bit.
cease: creasting market, merl.
klokwkdog: n.b. - Chodron is a Buddhist nun in NS
cease: isnt that the idea?
principalpoop: I enjoyed mason dixon, to each their own self be true
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong suspects author of End of Faith isn't
cease: watch snl, than watch a podcast of a jack poet ad which is from an era from which snl came, and yu see the real thingk and will want to see/hear more from that source, eh?
principalpoop: I thought Chodron was a gas station
llanwydd: I take some of buddhism to heart, but not the idea that life is bad
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: when it come to mason doxpn I draw the line
cease: i may finish it, poop. i read constantly, always somethingl new mags now
cease: llan: do you figure buddhism thinks life is bad?
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Groan, Dex...
principalpoop: they drew it, nancy drew, oh nancy
klokwkdog: The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393327655/102-7149972-4515304?v=glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=glance
cease: i think rather, the idea is that we can do better. that seems confluent with most religion
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Draw the curtains would you, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Left Rev. Tweenstormer and yells "My ears are burning..."
llanwydd: Cat, the whole idea of karma is that life is suffering
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cherry jones Nurse!
klokwkdog: yes, cat; exactly
klokwkdog: I like the idea that this reality is the pits; there's just about nowhere else to go but up
llanwydd: then again, the hindu law of karma is different
cease: you mean my daughter died because something bad i did in past life? fuck that shit
principalpoop: a dr pepper with a slice of lime in it, give a buddhist that
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Catherwood looking for more room in the garden of Allah.
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Left Rev. Tweenstormer and yells "My ears are burning..."
klokwkdog: that's kind of twisting it
cease: i used to think highly of buddhism til i went and lived in a buddhist country for a long time
principalpoop: twist and shout
klokwkdog: karma and dharma are both natural flows and cannot be avoided
cease: there are good ideas everywhere. even in buddhism
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood stop yelling
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong
Merlyn: karma and dharma and greg and alice
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Chubby, would you please pass the checkers.
principalpoop: reality is an illusion? come on now, stop kidding around
cease: you could probasbly find something uplifting from mein kampf, if only your arm muscles. and what of that?
klokwkdog: the idea is not to get stuck in one state, and the only way (says Buddhism) is to balance the flows so that you're not attached to any condition
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: You could avoid it if you had time travel
llanwydd: In my opinion life is what you make it. Existence itself is good. That is where I differ with Buddhism
klokwkdog: it's in some ways incredibly subtle and incredibly passive
Merlyn: I'm going to take off, see you next wick
cease: thats like saying ignore gravity, clock
klokwkdog: we do have time travel
principalpoop: there are many ways to skin a bear
cease: off you take, merl
klokwkdog: LOL
principalpoop: night M, and thanks so much again
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The Acme whip wick. See ya, Merl...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Happy landings Merl
Merlyn: my time travel machine can go a week into the future in only 7 days
llanwydd: nite merlyn
Merlyn waves
||||||||| At 11:22 PM, Merlyn hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
klokwkdog: nite Merlyn
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: LOL
principalpoop: what did I say? sorry lol
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: "skin a bear"?
klokwkdog: amy tan's new book about Burma has good stuff about being in a Buddhist country. I heard her read the part about the fishermen and the fish market
principalpoop: ahhh yes, there is a philosophy built on that
principalpoop: by some Yogi lol
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: THe Ursalites, I believe
klokwkdog: yes, but a steak knife is certainly up there in the three sigma territory
principalpoop: serrated
llanwydd: I agree much more with the Hindu idea of karma that the Buddhist
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: There's a stigma on snake knives?
klokwkdog: poop - you're thinking about picnic baskets...
principalpoop: sir rated up in the 3 sigma
cease: other new book about burma i want to read
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: (Close the lid Fred
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Rated SER. Wild animals only.
cease: i hope burma escape the yoke in my liftime
principalpoop: the picnic baskets are a symbol, folks need to have that false happiness taken away
cease: my uke grandma did not live long enough to see ukraine free. alas
klokwkdog: not much hope Cat - China is behind the junta and the US does not want to get in a pissing match with China
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: To escape, young grassmower, one must mix in the whites
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Lot's of folks need a little escaping in this very troubled world.
klokwkdog: cat - it's not clear that they're free now...
llanwydd: yes burma had a close shave
klokwkdog: GROAN
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: LoL, Dex...
cease: looks bleak indeed, klok. the best it can do is stay on the radare
principalpoop: and how about those secret cia prisons folks, makes me glad to be an american, I get to have a lawyer
cease: and hey, look what happened to east timor. sometimes repressiion just stops bieng worth it
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: you can have a lawyer but you can't see him
klokwkdog: same problem with Pakistan. Selling nukes to terrorists, missile tech to Iran and hiding out Osama; running on terror money from our skyrocketed oil payments to the gulf states
klokwkdog: but China is supporting them and we hate India for being non-aligned, so we sell Pak. F-16s...so much for the "war on terror"
principalpoop: I have a slightly better chance than the poor schmucks overseas
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I was glad to see that the city of Austin has bought some Prius hybrids.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: and god punished them with an earthquake...too bad, got part of india
klokwkdog is reminded of Ripley in Alien: "You're helping it!"
principalpoop: hey, the general in pakistan is our friend, he will have elections when he is sure they will vote for him..
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I still would like to see Bush's scenerio for ending the war on terror. It's like saying ending guerilla warfare. Makes no sense to talk about it like that.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: The general i n Pakistan has no friends
klokwkdog: general and president for life. another one of our puppets, like Marcos, Noriega, Shah of Iran, Saddam....
cease: but lots of fiends
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Look on the bright side...3 out of the 4 are gone now
principalpoop: sure sure, bush is not doing anything new, ahh well invading and occupying is a bit much
klokwkdog: Tween - there is no scenario. He just says there is one and he can't tell you.
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: And the heroine business in Afnhan has never been better, from what one hears.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: actually 4 out of 4
cease: dex: exactly. thats what i think of when i hear news from your country
cease: teh world, from teh point of view of crabgrass
klokwkdog: Tween - how do you think the CIA gets funds for all their stuff? From taxes? Hah!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: now legal crabgrass
principalpoop: hey he chose meirs for the supreme court, he is laughing at us as morons
klokwkdog: Drugs thru Burma; Drugs thru Pakistan across Iran; Drugs from South America
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: When people talk about drug dealers I tend to think of North & Poindexter.
porgie: .
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Oh you don't like an unqualified woman...here's a real right wing fascist for you
klokwkdog: more than them, Tween. lots of names nobody knows, never will
llanwydd: well, I'm out of here. Great to see you all again. Next Thursday
cease: his vanguard stock thing would sink any other nominee, but not this one
principalpoop: right or left?
klokwkdog: yeah, Dex, it's all our fault for rejecting Meirs and pushing him into a corner
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bye, LL...
klokwkdog: nite Ilan!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bear right when you leave llan, it's safer
Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I must shuffle off as well... Have a great week everyone...
principalpoop: yes, the cia was doing it and nobody cares
||||||||| Left Rev. Tweenstormer is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:34 PM.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night tween
principalpoop: the bus arrived? or politics is boring?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: We're all police on this bus
klokwkdog: it's getting into that territory, Poop
principalpoop: they make it boring so we do not pay attention
klokwkdog: plenty of places to discuss politix, cat is right, we should talk about FST in the FST chat...but FST was once about politics, too
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong is doing his part by not commenting seriously on *anything*
klokwkdog: but that has not stilled his fingers
principalpoop: there are many ways to skin a bear, ooops not funny now
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: =)
klokwkdog: what, no car movement? not required on Guy Fawkes weekend?
principalpoop: timing is everything
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Is this Fawkes weekend
principalpoop: yes, E told us
klokwkdog: 5th of November
klokwkdog: lots of brush fires reported in Scoop - fireworks went on sale last week in NZ
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: well Klok: Idul-Fitr marks a 3 day celebration of the end of the month long Ramadam in which all debts are forgiven and alternate side parking is supended
klokwkdog: ah, so saith the fourth Caliphate in Gracie, eh?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Thou speaketh of Gracie the Allen?
principalpoop: ahh good old ramadam, he was cool
klokwkdog: If you have broadband or reasonable dial-up, BBC Radio 3 online has a play about the Gunpowder Plot on Sunday at 19:45; that's 2:45 PM Eastern or you can dredge it out of their archives for a week using their radio player
principalpoop: I found a website about guy fawkes, he was an insurgent apparently
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/dramaon3/pip/1ctce/
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: so was his cousing Ding Dong
klokwkdog: Poop -- I think a couple hundred barrels of gunpowder under Parliament would qualify...
principalpoop: ramadam and ding dong, vaudeville
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Vaudeville with a twist
cease: hey i have a good idea. let's all not eat
principalpoop: a lemon or lime twist?
principalpoop: that will teach them cat, they will be ashamed and change their behavior
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Not eat what?...bear?
klokwkdog: Ilan has certainly created a stir...
klokwkdog: or at least many a sandwich to come...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Interesting thing on PBS..how Fishermen and Orcas team up together to hunt whales
klokwkdog: gee, Stephen Stills doing "In My Life" on FallingStars. Nice
klokwkdog: poor whales can't win...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Steven Stills was lucky to not do life
principalpoop: if they are so smart...
klokwkdog: we almost had a fawkes-type coup in '34: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0922915865/102-7149972-4515304?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance
cease: theres a baseball team in japan called the whales
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ..why don'''''''t they speak so we can understand
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: brief afk
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: or use initials
klokwkdog: let me guess. they eat exclusively...
cease: stills should have shut up a long time ago. his voice now is an afrront to what it once was
klokwkdog: so is Mick Jagger's...
klokwkdog: it's all about the money
cease: they were sardine size in the ratings, as i recall
klokwkdog: and the vanity
cease: probably working for scale
klokwkdog: the revenge of the whales, then?
principalpoop: mcarthur made his bones dispersing the vets who had gathered near dc to get the benefits they had been promised
klokwkdog: KD Lang doing Honky Tonk Angels now. not a good choice...
principalpoop: my ears have gotten worse with age along with their voices, not a problem
klokwkdog: Poop -- who was it that resigned rather than do it for Hoover? Pershing?
principalpoop: I think so
cease: mcarthurs bones are melting int the rain
principalpoop: disgraceful
klokwkdog: Late Junction this week played a lot of Carla Bruni; good example of leaving one craft at the top and trying something else
principalpoop: they left his bones out in the rain? I don't think that I can take it
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: lol
principalpoop: what if they gave a war and nobody came?
principalpoop: there are some folks that like wars, how do we deal with them?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: what about the Righteous Bros
cease: its a crying of lot 49 joke.
cease: on sale now for 39 cents
principalpoop: cheney and bush?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: bush and cheney
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: go together like a life in chainies
cease: ok, yanks. you think there is enough power on the outside of the republican realm to actually harm them?
cease: is the judiciary strong enough to take down rove? cheney? bush?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yes
cease: i will be surpriseed, as i was with wartergate and nixon's implosion
klokwkdog: it's like Nixon -- he eventually took himself down
principalpoop: sure, some of the right are upset about the deficit
cease: i realy want to see this murrow flick, good night and good luck.
klokwkdog: it was precisely a "third-rate burglary", but the cover-up was the BFD in the whole thing
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Sometimes the only way to deal with the looters and the spoilers is with the smell of *Gunsmoke*
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Saw the movie...pretty good
principalpoop: ahh cool, that took balls
cease: that happened before my consscous life time but i've been an aware citizen since the late 50s. i remember how much the cold war intensified under kennedy
cease: as a proto film maker, i care very much about how things look, are edited
klokwkdog: LeMay was pushing like mad to make a hot war
principalpoop: they depend upon fear, firesign fights fear, in many ways
cease: a very bad tale can be made very compelling by great craft.
klokwkdog: I'm waiting for the terror alerts to start prior to the 2006 elections
klokwkdog: again
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Didn't he end up as a spokesman for those cigars...El Maximo etc
klokwkdog: dunno, Dex
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Le May?
cease: the firesigns werent perhaps the frist to exploit the new audio posibilties of their era to expand the consciousness of our species
principalpoop: el reproducto? that was clinton with monica
klokwkdog: he nearly ended up starting WWIII
cease: but for those of here, certainly the best
principalpoop: without a doubt cat
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: lol..Never heard El Reproducto before
principalpoop: that has whiskers on it fong, glad you met him finally
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Whiskers Fong...my long lost Karate Instructor
principalpoop: how long was he lost?
klokwkdog: new kinda karate, eh?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: He's been wandering Canada....teaching hockie goalies how to react
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Eh?
klokwkdog: you can teach hockey players?
cease: i have a freind who's a hockey coach
principalpoop: it is very difficult to inspire consciousness and retain your sense of humor and not become to heavy, it is art
cease: ostly skating technique of which he is a master
cease: used to coach the devils, back when they were in heaven
principalpoop: eh?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Thanks for the demonstrat5ion =))
principalpoop: did I show something? oops my zipper was open, thanks
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: XYZ PP
cease: dex, havwe you heard from lili and doc?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: was it the caps that quited the room
||||||||| It's 12:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: my dad played hockey in high school, he was sent in to beat up and intimidate the other team, is there a name for that role?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: No, haven't..Lili said she might come to nyc and give me a call but haven't hear anything
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp:Yes. The beatimidator
principalpoop: last I heard, do ok, but not fun
cease: yes i recall reading that in last weeks chat log
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Screw off Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Eat it raw, SIR!"
cease: she knows we all wish her the best
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Thanks for the SIR! Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong
cease: too bad i only come to nyc every 41 years.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Humph! Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
principalpoop: you bet
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood Catherwood Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and asks "Yes?"
principalpoop: I was born at west point, and have never been back
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Rile yourslef Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and mumbles "Did you need me?"
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: They don't draft officers
cease: haley's comet- come back!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bill boy, yah been gone so long
cease: is i t still pointed west?
principalpoop: alex haley, ahh scooters roots
cease: this isnt draft, officer. it's from a bottle
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: E W N & S...we're always vigilant
principalpoop: put him in the can with the others
cease: earth, wind n's shit?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Greivings Boy, you been bottled by the GOvernment
principalpoop: I have fear of nyc, I am the epitome of a rube
cease: we await silent tristero's empire
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong enjoys cat's tower of power response
cease: i loved my few days there with dex and elayne and all. wish i'd had more of its fabulous food
klokwkdog: the themes for tonight: Pynchon and men carving up bears with steak knives
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: There are no rubes, only rubics cubes
klokwkdog: seems like some kind of forbidden love -- shouldn't they use bear knives?
cease: that;s not a steak knife, that's a 10 year old girl
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong wishes there had been sufficient time to introuce Cat to the quisine of NYC
cease: you read/heard of lscooter's porn novel?
principalpoop: and raising consciousness christnas or whatever your real name is
klokwkdog: nope
cease: randy rhodes disected it exquisitely on her show today
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yeah
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: speaking of bears =)))))))))
principalpoop: scooter wrote a porno?
cease: i cant beat it
cease: you have to bear with me. all tjhose bearing esxpressions
principalpoop: the michelin rating of restaurants for nyc is released tomorrow, thank you google news
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: No No NO it is Krishna Consciosness Mr Swine
klokwkdog: lyle lovett wrote a song about taking a bear to lunch, but I never thought someone like Ilan would take it so literally...
principalpoop: bare your sole, oops the bottom of feet offend muslims
principalpoop: ahh the khrisna racket
klokwkdog: yes, that's at the International Tennis Hall of Fame in Newport during the Mulberry Festival, Poop
principalpoop: here we go around the mulberry, bush again?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: (Overheard at the Newport Tennis Festival: "Vishnu with you? Nothing, Vishnu with you?"
klokwkdog: mulled cranberries are very Thanksgiving, Poop; won't be in season for another 2 weeks here
principalpoop: llan meet bear, bear meat llan
principalpoop: oy fong
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong doesn't want to see a cranberry with a mullet
principalpoop: how do you mull a cranberry? I mull things over sometimes
klokwkdog: probably folks who couldn't get in to see the Turow Synagogue, Dex
cease: what are mulled cranberries? is this like a hot cidre?
cease: whatr spices would be used?
klokwkdog: cinnamon; don't know what else
klokwkdog: lots of sugar, obviously
principalpoop: martin mull does them?
klokwkdog: but wine, not cider
klokwkdog: Poop -- I think he went to rehab
cease: my parents traditionally stud an orange with clove and then float cinammon sticks in a bowl of hot apple cidre. delish
principalpoop: is that a city in iraq?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: A good Napolean ...say 1922?
principalpoop: Rehab, between bagdad and mecca
cease: yes i have made mulled wine many times. vin cheau in france, or wharever the spelling. great stuff
klokwkdog: yes, it's about 40 km. SW of Karbala, Poop
klokwkdog: Poop - no, it's on the Basra road
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Harry Potter and the Orangie Stud
principalpoop: ahh carooba ole
cease: cinamon, clove, nutmeg, alspice. there must be far more.
cease: herbs and hot booze go well
klokwkdog: it's about 10km from the first alt.fuel.iq rest stop
cease: i think i'll have an orange. or The Sun
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Herb.......
principalpoop: any good spidey holes to visit in rehab?
klokwkdog: uh, Poop...SW of Karbala...can you say "Shiite"?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I recommend the Peter Potter museum
klokwkdog: Dex - is that in Bedford Falls?
principalpoop: that is a good name for a religion tuurdism, I am a turrd
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: As falls Beford Falls, so falls Beford
klokwkdog: it's a corruption of the Arabic and not literal
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Iam the tuurd the tuurd
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: al turdi
principalpoop: saying corruption of the arabic is redundent
klokwkdog: it's like Ukranian/Russian. A friend's kid would be in day care and see some other kid with a toy; started shouting "Die! Die!". The staff got really worried...
principalpoop: you are the third turrd?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Now now
principalpoop: now? oops late again
klokwkdog: Mr. Potter was really mean
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Really worried ifi they continued..Die Die Dieyanu
klokwkdog: pshalsta!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Famagusta!!
principalpoop: plebney!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong gestures hypnotically
klokwkdog: Toledega!
principalpoop: I hear and obey master
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Five Hundred
cease: ara
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ooo rah
klokwkdog kept practicing hypnotic gestures in the mirror, but always got tired of it
principalpoop: your wish is my command master
cease: you are getting very sleepy
klokwkdog: is that like a ditto master?
klokwkdog: I guess that's Rush Limbaugh now...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: These improvised chants have been brought to you bt World Music,,a new country everyday
principalpoop: snore
cease: have any of you had any experience with hypnosis?
klokwkdog: not that I remember
cease: yes mass hypnosis is where hitler, among others, come from
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong kept pronouncing word backwards like Mandrake the Magician...fooled agin
principalpoop: I have mesmerized, but that was drugs
klokwkdog thought he came from Germany. Well, you learn something every day
principalpoop: oops been
cease: it is said that one cant be hypnotised to do something one wouldnt really want to do
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yes...I am not a good subject
cease: so how manchurian candidate real can it be?
klokwkdog: I thought about being Sanforized, but thought twice after I saw what it did to clothes...
principalpoop: ahh the Id, he gets angry if I talk about him
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: With drugs and mindwashing.. very real
cease: i have had a few experiences, but in each i was always compeltely aware of the expereince.
klokwkdog: it's very subjective, I think
||||||||| Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong?! It's 12:23 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
principalpoop: my page died for a moment
cease: i was kicked off
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "12:24 AM and late as usual, it's Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong, just back from New York."
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Me 2
principalpoop: warning shots, stop talking about hypnosis, now
klokwkdog: rhohypnol or whatever sounds like it's pretty effective
cease: i think we mentioned a subject were not supposed to discuss
klokwkdog: what subject?
principalpoop: I heard HDTV is super for subliminals
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: I recommend Dr. Franz Mesmer
cease: yeah the class im taking is for editng on hdtv. i hafe to get one
klokwkdog: I heard animals have much higher flicker fusion rate; see TV as flashing light
principalpoop: i forget what it was klok, strange
cease: i'm just unahpy about going from square to rectangular
klokwkdog: with LCD TV, the refresh is different -- I wonder if they see it now
principalpoop: if you start liking bush cat, we will have proof
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: It's Dr. Memory!!!!
klokwkdog: cat - but you don't mind rectangular movies?
cease: he's not a doctor, but he plays one
principalpoop: the lens is circular, why not the screen?
cease: in a cinema, of course not
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi...Wanna play Doctor?
cease: but how do we shape our "home entertainment area" into such a form?
klokwkdog: cat - you have to get an HDTV for class? Good thing you're not studying to be a helicopter pilot!
cease: then she'll want to see Yours
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Buckminster Fuller here...have circular home entertainment problems?
klokwkdog: cat - you have square walls?
principalpoop: give him a sleeve job
cease: no, klok. i'm learing final cut pro for hd
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Port and relieve him
cease: so wha ti'm editing isnt for the format tv i have. i would buy such a tv anyway just as monitor for home system
principalpoop: cutting age cat, stations around the country will need you soon
klokwkdog: Cat - in my PC is an HDTV card. HD comes up on my 4:3 LCD monitor in letterbox. Card is cheap. An even better one is only $250.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Space station X 21 calling Cat
cease: yes, my c;lass is full of budding new talent and oldies like me, in search of a new light
klokwkdog: most of the expense in HD is the display...
principalpoop: this is ground beef control, oopss ground bear
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: New light on an old problem
klokwkdog: OTOH, you don't really gather family and friends and popcorn around a 19" computer monitor...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: giggle
cease: as a peter bergmanesque wobbly myself, i love the facft that the film school i'm at is started and run by the film union
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong wobbles away for a refill
klokwkdog: the "film union"?
principalpoop: give them a light and they will follow it anywhere, how true this is true this is
klokwkdog IWW's away for more coke...
cease: yes. they need a lot more electricians, or someone like them
cease: qwhen van became hot hollywood north about 20 years ago, the union needed more members
klokwkdog: poop - I think the phrase is, "Give them a key light..."
klokwkdog: poop -- you're probably thinking of the old saw, "Give them a spot and they'll..."
principalpoop: I must toodle, I want to stay but that would keep me from going, toodles
principalpoop: I will listen again and find out klok pulling the wool over my eyes
cease: so they set up classes thru muy local college to teach for certification. i'm now completing my 2nd acredation course, which means i could join union and work on a project by next year, if i so desired.
principalpoop: ciaoo :D have a super week
||||||||| principalpoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, principalpoop exits at 12:32 AM.
cease: but fim is a big business here, as it was in van nuys where i grew up
cease: pooperino
klokwkdog: nite poop
cease: no doc and lili tonight, alas
cease: no bun too. wonder where he is?
klokwkdog: at film school?
klokwkdog: if Van is Hollywood north, where is hollywood south?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night poop
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cliburn
cease: more a camera angle than a place, klok
klokwkdog: sure
klokwkdog: camera angeles?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: The camera was on an angle,,I just had to figure out what that angle wax
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: was
klokwkdog has delt with angle wax oh so many times
klokwkdog: of course, there's no point in even trying to do anything about angle wane
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong remembering klok wazing eloquently on the subject of angles
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong sings even honkey tonk angles ahve wanes
klokwkdog wazzes about lots of things, but usually no one takes note...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Wazz real?
klokwkdog: how'm I doing? -- not even any beer yet ;-))
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Less coherent than ever klok
cease: you stopped drinking, klok?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: =))
klokwkdog: yeah, my coherer is on the fritz; having trouble getting music tonight
cease: i trhink the last time i was coherent, truman was president. and look at all the good he did
klokwkdog: less stopped than I ended up very late and very sleepy and still hadn't had my beer, so put it off...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ah....Music is the coherer of us all...
klokwkdog was in Coherent last spring, but didn't stay long
cease: we jhave to meet one of these years, klok
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Still drinking those modern negroes, Klok
cease: they must be happy
klokwkdog: I think I'm three behind this week, Cat
klokwkdog: yeah, sure am Dex
cease: a weak behind? try exercise
klokwkdog: although I'm buying a sixpack or two of Something Else now when I get two of the Modelos
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I'm drinking a north Luxenbourg fruit berry/alfalfa blend uncircumsized lager
klokwkdog: can't stand any more, Cat; the engines won't take it
cease: and you're only marginally older than me.
klokwkdog: more power to you Dex; sounds like French beer to me. I hate French beer and German wine...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok/Smitty: Damn it..I'm a poet laureate n ot an engineer
klokwkdog: ROFL stuff about Takei and Star Trek on TWIT this week, Dex; worth downloading
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hate French bear and German swine
cease: yes i like booze that tastes like fruit. alas, our local dry apple cidre disaapered
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:42 AM and Stickman waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: i can bear with your swine
klokwkdog: welcome Stickman, but ur hear near the End of daze
cease: is it a stick, or is it a man?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi Stick
cease: if anyone can answer, i think it's this man
klokwkdog: the Reeces' PB cup of chatters...
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Are you now or have you ever been a member of Congress?
Stickman: I may be the only living human (?) who was at the FST concert at Carnagie hall in '74. (?) I still have the program. Anyone else there?
cease: we await
cease: welcome, sticky
klokwkdog: other than that Japanese pear wine, I'm not big on stuff that's extremely juicy
cease: dex?
klokwkdog: stick - I think they managed to fill part of the hall, if you didn't notice at the time
cease: did you read my blog review of the pear drink, klok?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: Can you capsulize what they performed? So much of it is rather....er um hazy
cease: takes a Nashi to know a Nashi
klokwkdog: same thing happened to me during 2001 -- I barely remember the audience, but they were there ;-)
klokwkdog: no Cat
cease: tell a story, tell a story
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: 2001..was that the Steam driven Internet?
cease: stick it to us
Stickman: From what I remember it was mostly Dwarf and HCYBITPAO.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: You may well have but tell us more. please
klokwkdog: no, that was the Stanley Kubrick-driven S-F film. I was kinda offplanet B4 it started
cease: caregie hall was 73? 74?
cease: we await your silent knowledge
klokwkdog: wait a minute -- everyone in FST is still with us (at last count), and presumably they were there in '74, so you can't be the "only living human"
Stickman: I think it was '74 but I'll have to check the program. I remember 4 or 5 really little guys running around on stage.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ha! fast work batson
klokwkdog: there is also this subtext about aliens possibly being present that fascinates me
cease: and....
||||||||| Dr. Headphones steals in around 12:48 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Stickman: I stand connected!
klokwkdog: square little fellows?
cease: what did they do after they stopped running?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: That was the Billy Barty Short People Revue
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
cease: kend
cease: thank grid
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hey Ken...welcome back
Dr. Headphones: just got up in prep for 2am departure
klokwkdog: WOW, you made it, Ken!
klokwkdog: oh, bummer
klokwkdog: well, say hi to the rig for me
cease: kend-man, we are blessed with a visitor fromt the carnegie firesign show
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood, tell Dr. Headphones what time it is
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:49 AM, on the dot!"
Dr. Headphones: yeah, southern indiana (bedford) with load of aluminum, then backhaul is load of bricks
cease: drive aletly as possible, kend
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, you have it wrong again
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dr. Headphones and queries "Something I can help with?"
klokwkdog: you missed a great running Pynchon/cutting up bear with steak knife motif; do check the log. Ilan got lucky with his local taxidermist
Dr. Headphones: cat: i will be through the major cities well before rush hour
Stickman: My seat was so high that between the fainting due to oxygen deprivation and the nosebleeds I don't recall that much. Fortunately I have photographic evidence.
Dr. Headphones: klok: will try to remember to do that
klokwkdog: I hate when all those right wingers stop and listen to Rush
Dr. Headphones: stickman, don't think i've met you under that name at least, i'm a regular (at least when i take the metamucil!)
klokwkdog: anyone not in the photo is either a vampire or space alien
Dr. Headphones: happy to meet and greet
Stickman: Just my luck.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: I can't put my hands on it right now, but I'll look up that show...meanwhile..stick around =)0 and come back next week and I may have the chronology
klokwkdog: Ken - when you're in Bedford Falls, say hi to Mr. Potter at the Bank.
Stickman: Did "Radio Laffs of 1940" ever get wide release?
klokwkdog has never ehard of it
Dr. Headphones: have never seen that movie in toto, only parts of it
cease: i think i have that
cease: from fred, right?
Dr. Headphones: ehard? is that something to do with internet porn? :)
klokwkdog: no, this is the one about the guy who gets to review his life. You're thinking about The Wizard of Oz
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^ I'd think you would know
Stickman: Only if you have a really vivid imagination.
Dr. Headphones: yeah, i hope you had your tongue in cheek for that comment, klok
klokwkdog: yeah, ken, the new sex toys auction service of ebay
cease: how is it going, kend? you are often in our thoughts
klokwkdog: well, you're the one who started with the toto thing, Ken ;-)
Dr. Headphones: cat: i'm staying incredibly busy. it's not at the times of day that i'd wish, but the paychecks are nice. i actually have money in the bank and the bills are all paid
cease: good for you
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Yeah: Whenever I pass an 18 wheeler in the break down lane, I always salute
Dr. Headphones: klok: that's what i get for using latin, i guess
cease: what can you tell us about the carnegie show, stick?
Stickman: This is my first time here. Does Tom Gedwillo or Elayne Wechsler ever show up?
klokwkdog: Elayne was here tonight, Stick
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: Elayne yes...tom no
Dr. Headphones: dex: i almost saluted a mercedes SUV with my front bumper the other day. she pulled in front of me and stopped suddenly
klokwkdog: check the log link
cease: elaye was hear earlier. she is the foundress of this chat
cease: tom never has been here, at least by thatr name
klokwkdog: nearly permanently, eh Ken?
Stickman: Excellent! I'll try to make it again next week.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong thinks tom is Merlyn
cease: i am from before the beginning
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: Chat begins at 9 pm pretty sharp
klokwkdog: Stick - there is a log link near the Exit button on the bottom. It brings up the night's log in a new window
Dr. Headphones: and it was an incident where i would have been justified in hitting her, i believe. i'm about ready to write a screed about "rules of the road for four wheelers" and post to my blog
Stickman: "before the beginning"? Isn't that what happens when you put instant coffee in the microwave?
klokwkdog: or you can look at the Thur. log on the main page. I think there's archives, and they're posted in the FST newsgroup
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^ We'll alert the media =))
Dr. Headphones: ugh. instant coffee should be against the law
klokwkdog: Stick - wellll, it's what happens when you make instant coffee in the microwave and drink it ;-)
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: What's ion that cup besides pee trucker?
cease: no, stick i heard bergman's radio free oz show before it morphed into the firesgin show it became on krla in 67. i heard them developing their scripts at the magic mushroom shows later that year which became theri album career
klokwkdog: certainly not grounds for dismissal, ossifer
Dr. Headphones: 54 degrees outside here. not half bad. i expect snow before too long however. it IS november
Stickman: That's what I said. You go back in time!
cease: i would call that "before the begining" in that i saw them do their stuff that later became theri albums. but so did many others. they were very popular in la at the time
klokwkdog: actually, I think what happens is that the present goes forward in time
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ha! Ha! Grounds! get outa here trucker
Dr. Headphones: sounds like a cher song: "if i could turn back time". that's the one where she's on the deck of the aircraft carrier, just oozing sexuality.
klokwkdog: this is why they don't want people doing it
cease: yo think so, lkok?
cease: ist that just semanitc?
Stickman: The first time I heard FST was on WBAI in '67
klokwkdog: or plastic surgery
cease: what is defined as prestent and future and past
Dr. Headphones: i'm not anti-semantic at all
cease: oither langfuafges do it difrerntly
klokwkdog: back when wbai was wbai...
Stickman: What is it now?
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^: Thats on the album "Mission Accomplished"
Dr. Headphones: lol, dex :)
klokwkdog: anti-semantic has been renamed, Ken. It's called Niantic; it's just down I-95 from Mystic...
cease: ossman was on wbai in 59. i guess they rebroadcast the kpfk shows in 67, same network
Dr. Headphones: i'm sure waiting to see what scooter has to say in court
Stickman: He should drink the 5th.
klokwkdog: back when Pacifica was Pacifica...
Dr. Headphones: oh, mystic. i remember eating steak tartare off the road there once....
cease: it was roves' fault, not me
Dr. Headphones: now pacifica is a chrysler car
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: C'mon over red Rover
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: what do you remember about carnegie show, sticfk?
klokwkdog: Ken: Scooter will say: "Unka W said he'd pardon me, so you gonna hear nuttin' from me. Do your worst."
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Piss up a rope Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pisss up a rope.
Stickman: I'm in LA now. I listen to KPFK from time to time. I'm making a lot of time references arn't I?
cease: the piano has been drinking, not me
Dr. Headphones: catherwood is making me nervous about the time. as long as i jump in the shower by 1am, i'm on schedule
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 1:01 AM!"
klokwkdog: stickman - wbai now is...sad
cease: were you in la during the firesign early days?
Dr. Headphones: does anybody realy know what time it is? does anybody really care?
cease: only the chicago white sox
Stickman: The Carnagie Hall show. All I really remember is haveing a great time and laughing a lot. Much like any FST show I've been to. I do remember the room was packed.
cease: it aint 8 men out Anymore!
Dr. Headphones: i used to have white sox, ran out of bleach and they are gray now
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: If you click on the nino button just right of the log button, says you're in Virginia
klokwkdog: Stickman - I listen to KCRW sometimes. And KFI. It's another planet out there, but you seem to have hit the main axle of ebil, NYC-LA ;-)
cease: have you seen them in other shows?
Dr. Headphones: i bet nino says i'm in seattle too. that must be the nexus of this IP address
klokwkdog: Stick - did you catch the show in LA area in 2004?
klokwkdog: 01:45, Ken
klokwkdog: sorry 00:45
Dr. Headphones: nope, portland, oregon
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^ Says you're in Portland...mist be friving really fast
Stickman: WAs that the Wiltern show? I saw that. I got all my books signed.
cease: i'm on the best coast. best city., how can i complain?
Dr. Headphones: and i *know* i'm in michigan
klokwkdog: my eyes are going; Dr. my eyes have seen the (too much ) light
klokwkdog: lucky location!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: You'll find a way =))
cease: lol
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Well Dear Friends...it's been another night and we have another one coming up next week, grid willing
klokwkdog: Nino says Stickman is in Ashburn, VA
Dr. Headphones: btw, i've been six (count 'em, 6) weeks sans radio in truck. finally got approval to buy one, turn in for reimbursement, and have installed. i will know in an hour 15 whether or not it's done
klokwkdog: u pulling out Dex?
Stickman: That Nino thing is weird. I'm on the company computer so who knows where it is located.
Dr. Headphones: dex: you be good while you're not here ;)
klokwkdog: yeah, CU next week, Dex
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night Cat,Kend^ (Drive safe), Klok and come back next week when our keeper of the records is here =)
klokwkdog: don't let NYC get towed away
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick
Dr. Headphones: i must run also, need to wash this detestable old body of yesterday's grime. TTFN to all, see you when i can later down the page, dear friends
Stickman: G'Night Dex.
Dr. Headphones: glad you could see me, even if only for a short time!
klokwkdog: nite, Ken; thanks for showing
Dr. Headphones: this 4pm-midnight sleep schedule is for da birds
klokwkdog: Stickman - we start at 9PM EST; more folx here then and Elayne shows up more often early than late
klokwkdog: sounds PITA Ken
||||||||| Dr. Headphones leaves at 1:08 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
klokwkdog: well, folks, I think I'll shut down here and bring up KStars and see if Mars will be setting out back later
Stickman: I'll try to make it next Thurs. I work in the evening. 9est is 6 here and right in the middle of my busy time.
klokwkdog: it's only going to be this close a little longer, so...wave! ;-)
klokwkdog: Stick - put us in a tab on your browser ;-)
klokwkdog: they'll never figure out the conversation
Stickman: Whoops! Gotta run. See you on the Funway!
cease: hows it going, kend?
cease: by stifck
klokwkdog: also, once they get set up again, CNI Radio broadcasts FST audio during the chat (up until about 11PM) and also has "A few minutes with FST" at 10-11PM Sats. EDT
cease: i was upstairs depriving some pumkin pie of its soul
klokwkdog: www.cniradio.com
klokwkdog: well, cat, I was saying I'm outta here, too
cease: off we float
||||||||| cease dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 1:12 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
klokwkdog: pumpkin pie - yum. I had to make do with a moon pie
||||||||| klokwkdog hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's klokwkdog?! It's 1:12 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Stickman - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri
Dr. Headphones
Left Rev. Tweenstormer
Max Von Woodrow
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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"