A Firesign Chat
11/10/2005




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 10, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled enters at 8:09 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Firebroiled: Well, do you know about the gatherin'?
I said, do you know about the gatherin'?
I say the gatherin' of the Revolutionary Forces! Well, that's gonna be at Reverend Westley's pad
--- at nine o'clock this night
---- and be on time . . . !
||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 8:09 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 10, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah,clem close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Bambi sashays in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: howdy
||||||||| At 9:16 PM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Bambi: ah, that's better
||||||||| At 9:17 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bambi!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
||||||||| Woody One enters at 9:17 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong waltzes in at 9:17 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: had to change the refresh
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong , arriving early, intends to stick it out
Woody One: It's been a while, folks. Hi there.
Bambi: Hey Dex
Bambi: hey Woody One
Woody One: Bambi,
Woody One: Dex
Bambi: Clem is here but not able to chat much ... we are back home and dialup
Woody One: I got married and my computer was disconnected from me.
||||||||| At 9:19 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:20 PM, then departs.
Bambi: he's got a cool show planned
Woody One: I have to navigate a new one right now.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ahh, better
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:20 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Now that's settled, good evening all
Bambi: hey Merlyn
Woody One: F.T. .com becomes minature on this computer.
Merlyn: hello
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: exting to get cni
Woody One: so I used a firesign chat search instead
Woody One: Hey Merlyn
Merlyn: 'become miniature'?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Send
Bambi: Clem has some cool things for the show tonight
||||||||| Around 9:22 PM, Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong disembarks at 9:22 PM.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: It's a revolving door here
Woody One: Yes, Merlyn. FT.com is tiny
Merlyn: what do you mean?
Woody One: so i searched for this chat room
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: W: Tiny or tinny?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hi Clem
Merlyn: it's just small and hard to read?
Woody One: literally...on this computer.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:24 PM and Mark Tween sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Like a g-nat
Mark Tween: Hey all...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: lol Tween:
Woody One: that's why I haven't been her for a while..
Merlyn: ah
Bambi: hi Tweeny
Merlyn: you can make the chat text bigger
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Always bookmark
ah,clem: hi all
Bambi: hi Clem
Woody One: Hm. No. It's just straight to ft.com becomes tiny, and I couldn't navigate the links.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Clem: What are we l;iwteniong to?
Merlyn: hey ah, clem
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: listening?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bunnyboy into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:26 PM, then departs.
Woody One: Still can't until I get my puter hooked up.
Bunnyboy: tweet, tweet
Woody One: ah clem
Bunnyboy: I'se oily.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Bunny, early tonight
Bambi: hey Bunny
Mark Tween: Hey Bun...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Dunno if cat knows this, but very Goonish this show
Bunnyboy: "Oooh! You deaded me!"
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: THis must be a Magic Mushroom show
||||||||| cease steps in at 9:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: meow
Mark Tween: Yes, but are you grateful?
Bunnyboy: lo cat
Bambi: hey Cat
Mark Tween: Hi cat...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bunny: Here! Put on this carbon copy of Mum's old drawers
cease: yes this is a mushroom play
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Tine in CNI
Mark Tween: You take the hi cat, and I'll take the lo cat...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne in through the front door at 9:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: this is sesame mucho
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: tUNE
Mark Tween: Yo, E...
Woody One: Hanging here is a hoot. Hooty hoot. And I'll be in the alley befre ye.
Merlyn: hEy E
Elayne: Not sure if I'm going to stay long, I'm really tired. Dang, the older I get...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: hI eLAYNE
Bunnyboy: And you'll eat the haggis afore me
Bunnyboy: lo El!
Bambi: Hi Elayne
Woody One: Hi Elayne.
cease: yeah a lot of BAD puns in those shows
Merlyn: you aren't getting older, it's the earth that's rotating about the sun
Elayne: The sun's getting older?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Bad puns are the best
Mark Tween: I dream of genie, starring larry haggis.
cease: did you get this show from me?
Elayne: Oh no wait, the horizon's coming up... now it's morning!
Woody One: My lovely wife thinks I'm talking to an old grilfriend.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Me? No
Bunnyboy: And BaaBaa Eden
Woody One: Are you upside down?
Mark Tween: You gril your friends?
Elayne: Oh no, Woody, I'd fall right over.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Woody: Patty Grilfried?
Woody One: Turned her on to Firesign
Elayne: Which I do anyway...
Bunnyboy: Woody: We'll gladly be your beard.
Merlyn: Of course the sun is getting old. It converts 600 million tons of hydrogen into 596 million tons of helium every second.
Mark Tween: This is shear madness...
Merlyn: woody, can you send that page to me?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Woody: Three minutes on each side, marinate frequently
Woody One: What page, Merl?
Bambi: have you all been following the Sony fiasco?
Merlyn: I sent you a private message link, did you see it? It should still be there
Mark Tween: Groan on the salt shaker joke...
Bunnyboy: Bambi: Which one? The BMG, or the MGM?
Mark Tween: Heard they getting sued for their toolkit or something?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Merlyn: That means there's a Helium glut...Sell! Sell now!
Merlyn: woody, just click here and press the send button: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/tools.php#bottom
Woody One: No, Bambi. What up?
Merlyn: sony's virus-like CD protection
Elayne: Bambi's been blogging up a storm about it!
cease: i have to read your blog, bambi
Mark Tween: Ah, the one where they're putting stuff on your drive.
Bunnyboy: Merlyn: Of which I MYSELF (all grandiousness aside) was a victim.
Bunnyboy: I got better, but what a lump of crap!
Bambi: Sony installing DRM that acts like a rootkit, and now there are at least two backdoor bots that are making use of the vulnerability they created.
cease: i just started reading a firesonian kinda book called Fingerprints of the Gods i'd like to review on my blog
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Manicures in the Lobby?
Bambi: yes, I sure have ... between that and the RIAA, MPAA, Broadcast Flag crap ... I've had so much to blog about !!
Elayne: You've blogged more than Cat and me put together this past week, Fran!
Bunnyboy: Uncle Shelby would roll in his grave, if he knew about the bugbugware they included on his GREATEST HITS CD.
Mark Tween: The whole copy protection business is probably going to get worse before it gets better. Heard Grokster finally gave up the ghost.
cease: i havent blogged in at least a week
Bunnyboy: Or not.
cease: havnet had anything to say
Woody One: Night, Folks. Gotta watch a concert.
Elayne: Night, Woody!
Bambi: It's their 'copy protected content' CDs that they have put out in 2005 ... Sony calls it 'sterile burn' software ,,,
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Woody
Bunnyboy: nite Woody!
Elayne: Good move, Cat - there's no obligation to blog every day, I just do it because I feel like it.
cease: wood
Mark Tween: Bye, Wood...
Woody One: Peter Gabriel "Growing Up Live"
Bunnyboy: Woody: PG has a new DVD next week.
Bambi: night Woody
Woody One: Really.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Woody, Play Girl?
Bunnyboy: 2nd leg of GROWING UP tour. Smaller scale.
cease: the fingerprints idea, that there was a vanished civilization a long time before what we know of, is certainly with a post
Woody One: Night. I'll check that out, Bunny. Thanks.
Bunnyboy: There are a couple of videos linked at www.thedigitalbits.com, in the news area.
Bambi: hope Sony doesn't do their CDs
cease: sounds like something out of EYK
||||||||| Woody One says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Woody One exits at 9:38 PM.
Bambi: how have you been Elayne? We only got home within the last 2 weeks
cease: they loved doing indian voices in those days
Bambi: Haven't had time to read much more than things I was covering in my blog ... there was so much to weed through for those things!
cease: maybe it was cuz of the maharishi
Elayne: I'm fine Fran, but tired all the time. I have to figure out a way to get more energy. I need for the cat to stop waking us up at 5:30 AM, I guess.
cease: did you say weed?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I kicked meself
Bunnyboy: cat, stop waking Elayne up! She needs her sleep!
Bambi: heard that Elayne...we've had to close our bedroom door to keep the Root cat out while we are sleeping
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: or apparently not
Bambi: lol cat
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bightrethighrehighre', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Elayne: If we close the door (which is very hollow) he'll paw at it, and the noise is even worse.
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:42 PM, dragging CommieMartyr by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bigggghhhhhttterrrrrrrrrrr
cease: anyone seen that show Weeds? not bad, though formulaic
Elayne: Evenin, Bight and CM!
Bunnyboy: lo Bight
CommieMartyr: Greetings Comrades!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: CM
Bunnyboy: lo Com
Bambi: hi CommieMartyr
cease: i just had a scare with my cats. i noticed the back door was open. we never let them out. thankfully i found them upstairs
Bambi: hi Bight
Bightrethighrehighre: ahhhhhhhhhh....I....pheel *SPECIAL* again....
Bunnyboy: I missed Proctor's ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT turn. Damn!
Elayne: Bunnyboy, it wasn't much, I don't think he had more than two lines.
Elayne: (Cat, don't say "did someone say lines?"... :) )
Merlyn: They didn't give him much to do, tho
Bambi: lucked out Cat ... they get so curious about the outdoors normally
cease: yo didnt miss much. he only said a few words
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Quick Elyane =))
cease: never had any interest in or tolerance for coke.
cease: pepsi neither
Elayne: I can't stand cola.
CommieMartyr: lol
Elayne: Maybe the cocaine is what gave it its actual good taste back in the day, 'cause it tastes crap to me...
CommieMartyr: that's a long way to go for a couple of lousey lines
Merlyn: does anyone know what woody meant by "ft.com is tiny" on his computer? I don't see any problem...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Merl: You can see his PC?
Bambi: cream soda and rootbeer are about the only soda I drink and then rarely even then.
cease: he must have Go To Meeting
cease: i used to like ginger ale. that's it for sodas for me
Merlyn: no, that's what he said
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Then he knows Al
CommieMartyr: I like tea. Picked by good chinese communists, of course
Bightrethighrehighre: my name's Big and I'm an alcoholic....
Bunnyboy: El: Didja see this week's "they said" medical study re: Caffeine and women? Conclusion = No known link between caffeine and hypertension, in female subjects.
cease: all 3 of them
Merlyn: but I haven't heard that problem before, and I don't know what he means
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: CM: Chinese communist monkeys I think
Bambi: I think he was referring to the default text size, like in here ... he probably doesn't know he can change that in his browser
CommieMartyr: shoes for monkeys!
cease: i like big bottles of wine too
||||||||| 9:46 PM: Tween, JR jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Elayne: Not much for caffeine m'self, Bunnyboy. Except in tea.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ah...Markson, you're here
Bunnyboy: That is, if the jolt is in coffee or tea. If it's in COLA ("Diet...COLA?), hypertension may be linked to same.
Tween, JR: My ISP threw me off and I wasn't able to get back in with the former name. You can kill it Merl...
Merlyn: no, woody was talking about the front page, which is flash, so it isn't really text
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Mark Tween at 9:47 PM
CommieMartyr: a clean hit
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, what time is it?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:48 PM"
cease: someone put a mickey finn in the huckleberry
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Folklore?
CommieMartyr: Catherwood needs to check in with usno clock
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 9:49 PM!"
Bunnyboy: WHO ref. Ha!
cease: where did you get this from, bambi?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Poo Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and queries "Did you want me?"
Bunnyboy: New 3 disc WHO set out this week. TOMMY AND QUADROPHENIA LIVE.
cease: sounds like my copy of this
Merlyn: I keep telling byron to set up a time syncher, but he hasn't, he just fixes the time every few months
ah,clem: catherwood, bring me a stout ale
||||||||| Catherwood gives ah,clem a stout ale.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bravo Tweeny
Bunnyboy: Catherwood, bring me an ailing stoat.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bunnyboy an ailing stoat.
CommieMartyr: looks like we're evenly spread around the edges of the country
Elayne: Damn. No concentration this week, folks, I'd better call it an evening.
Elayne: Next week, all!
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toast Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toast almond.
Bunnyboy: nite El!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night E
cease: by el
CommieMartyr: nite Elayne
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
||||||||| Elayne leaves at 9:52 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: oh this is from the website merl set up
Bambi: night E! have a great one and hope you feel more rested
Bunnyboy: I think I'm gonna go soak on some of my new jones - CIVILIZATION...IV!
CommieMartyr: Let us know if you find any
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bun: Civilization, Hoooaa!!
CommieMartyr: So what's the latest? How is Elayne doing?
Bambi: oh, no, Civilization Hoe!
Tween, JR: What do you think of western civilization Mr. Ghandi? I think it would be a good idea...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The Might Hoe of Civilization tamed the plains, the janes, and the endless pampas
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "9:54 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bambi: night Bunny ... enjoy Civilization ... somebody should lol
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Where are the pampas? Just open the pampasdoor
CommieMartyr: anyone?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ..and donna spit on the floor-a
Tween, JR: Whoa. What happened ti CNI?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ...use the sustodian-a
Merlyn: CNI went out for me, too
Bambi: it's still there tweeny
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: JL said it was an experiment
Tween, JR: I'm getting tech talk suddenly.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: an experiment gone wrong
Merlyn: re-clicking the link worked
Merlyn: but yeah, not FT now
Bambi: might want to reconnect then ... it's still up as far as I can tell
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I'm getting dead air
CommieMartyr: It's ok, they're speaking chinese
CommieMartyr: what is cni?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Chinese Techies, the worst kinda stiffs
Tween, JR: Still getting tech talk after clicking, Dex.
ah,clem: back now, feed dropped for a minute, happens on dialup
Bambi: still says remote feed in the website page for shoutcast server
cease: firesign is gone
CommieMartyr: wtf is going on around here?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: CM: At the top of the page... abenner for CNI radio..usually plays firesign for us
Bambi: dead air still ??
Tween, JR: Wrong chromium switch, clem...
cease: or sometimes, something else
Bambi: maybe we redialed ... give it a minute
Tween, JR: Weeerrrre back...
cease: now its ossman again in his barnstormer role
CommieMartyr: before you enter the room?
Bambi: good one tweeny
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I got Firesign again
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong!" ... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:00 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong, just back from Hellmouth."
CommieMartyr: oic
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Got CNI agian
CommieMartyr: got it now
Bambi: wb dex
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: good deal :-)
CommieMartyr: amen
CommieMartyr: I can't tell the a/c's from the d/c's
Bambi: lol
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The a/c's are color coded, CM
CommieMartyr: wont you heal us all, billy sol, billy sol
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for ritual
Bambi: ok, dex
Tween, JR: Can I get an awomen, dear friends...
CommieMartyr: aaaaaaaaaaaaawomen!
Bambi: Cat, are you doing any creative writing for comedy shows these days?
cease: have a roller maiden. we' ve got lots
Tween, JR: Yeah, we have a believer!
cease: well i did write a short video play and was supposed to shoot it over the summer bu my actors ran away
||||||||| "10:05 PM? 10:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Tween, JR: Great album. Love the country parody.
CommieMartyr: yo mud
Mudhead: Welcome all
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Tween, JR: Howdy, Mud.
Bambi: runaway actors? that's not good ;-)
Mudhead: You musta thought I was dead...they said I was hung
cease: i would like to do something for air america. they really need comedy
cease: but i'm primarily in a visual mode these days
Tween, JR: No doubt, cease...
Bambi: and as 'they' say ... and you were
Bambi: heard that Cat
cease: taking a video editing course. very intense software, possibilities but its raining all the time here now so hard to go out and shoot
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: I they they said twas well you were hung
Bambi: rainy season?
Mudhead: well, get yurself some inside interests
cease: the sun was shining and still it rained when i came outta supermarket today
Merlyn: Hey, they predicted Pres. Bush!
ah,clem: and they was right
Mudhead: but twice?
cease: add paprika, sea slat, oregano and rain
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: Now twice but four times
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Not
Merlyn: I like that sea slat
CommieMartyr: hitler?
Mudhead: four time losers we are
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Merl: Sea Slat is immature Sand Dab
Tween, JR: If Jeb takes his place...
CommieMartyr: Is that what make dabatoms?
Mudhead: I think we need a church for Judy Garland, call it Judyism
Tween, JR: Jane, you ignorant slat...
cease: just got new wide-assed blinds today. got slats on the brain
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: A little dabatom will do yah
cease: the catrs ruined the venetians
CommieMartyr: They already have judyism. they're called rastafarians
Mudhead: the floods ruined the Venitians
Tween, JR: The venetians have landed!
cease: fucked up the florentines pretty badly too
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The venusions were made extinct by the catharr?
cease: no, the cathars was made extinct by the vaticandelusions
Tween, JR: Are the rasters fair?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ahh Faith based warfare
CommieMartyr: Watch yer thetans, dexter
Mudhead: no, theyre far
Bightrethighrehighre: venetia for the venetians....
Tween, JR: That's farther than anyone's been gone before...
Mudhead: but not far enuff
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: As Al Jolson once said, "You ain't seen nothin' yet, Mamma"
Mudhead: so the kittys are ok cease?
cease: yes, they never left.
Tween, JR: But, Jolson was white...
cease: thats why i was a little late showing up here.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: So was Ste 'n Fetchit
cease: you aint got no mamys on the left
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: what's your point?
Tween, JR: Not left enough, apparently.
Mudhead: give em a head Pat for me
cease: will do, mud
Tween, JR: Buchanan needs a head.
cease: better than a head Dick
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:16 PM and late as usual, it's principlepoop, just back from Virginia."
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey pP
CommieMartyr: I'm gonna go raid the fridge. see yall later.
Mudhead: uh oh
principlepoop: tricky head dick
cease: and speaking of poop
Tween, JR: Have we all been good?
principlepoop: hello all
Mudhead: its the principal
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: you've been decapitalized
Tween, JR: Bye, CM...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night CM
principlepoop: get me a chicken leg cm
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:17 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs CommieMartyr by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Mudhead: seeya commie
principlepoop: las decapital
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, you're in an alternat time xone
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:18 PM"
cease: this sounds like the stuff on the old rfo site
Mudhead: omg Im in a time loop
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: It's 9:59 Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
Mudhead: wash, lather, repeat
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Line dry
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cool iron
cease: jerry lather does the beaver
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Accessorize!
Tween, JR: I'll take a '67 AMC Merlyn.
principlepoop: lets do the time loop tango
cease: this could be the dear friends tv guide
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I'm having too much fun doint the rhebus rhumba
Mudhead: ahh the ol AMC's
principlepoop: ahh, the voice of ahhh, clem
principlepoop: my sister had a rambler
cease: i have a halloween in hollywood they did for Power from 1990. y'all have that?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The dulcet tones, the silver larynx of Jimmy Lee
Mudhead: Im doin the anorexic shuffle, diuretics and laxatives, I might have to go
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: My mamma married a gambler
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: oi
principlepoop: I was born in the back seat of a greyhound bus
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: MSP
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'J. Llama Piano', just granted probation at 10:21 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
J. Llama Piano: Hulloo?
principlepoop: do not take the name mudhead so seriously mudhead
Mudhead: hiya
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cuidado Pianos
ah,clem: don't think I have that halloween piece, cat
principlepoop: jlp
Tween, JR: Hey Jp...
cease: piano man
J. Llama Piano: Look out - there are llamas!
Tween, JR: The Ramblers were actually pretty sturdy cars.
J. Llama Piano: How's everyone?
cease: i'll hve to get it to you.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Anybody seen Captain Jack
principlepoop: pablo llama cruise
Tween, JR: Cat's promised to send some rain to Austin.
J. Llama Piano: "Sailing To Paradise," Poop...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Me llama est Cuidado
J. Llama Piano: I'm sorry to read that, Dex
principlepoop: no more calls, we have a weiner, mustard or catsup?
cease: we have more than we need
Tween, JR: Llama!
J. Llama Piano: Bambi, before you fade away, check your email...heh heh
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: JLP: Ne mea culpo
principlepoop: texaco? tabasco?
J. Llama Piano: Damn, where did all these Mexicans come from?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: One of my most favorite FS songs
Tween, JR: Mea culpa mea culpa, mea maxima culpa... (Buffett's "Fruitcakes")
Mudhead: Dex, mines Towed Away
Mudhead: I feel the emotion
principlepoop: outcast woman is a catchy tune
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Jean Buffet, the French Post Impressionist
cease: whose voice was that?
cease: was that annalee?
J. Llama Piano: I thought that was "half-caste" woman, Poop
Bambi: hi JohnnyP and PrincipalP
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The voice of God... or maybe Red Barber
principlepoop: is some versions
cease: dejeuner, sur herbes
J. Llama Piano: Bambi, check your email...
Bambi: sorry I was listening and resting my eyes ... think I drifted
Mudhead: I'll do it for herr
principlepoop: hubba hubba bambi, how's tricks?
Tween, JR: Where did your story manacham?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: et Herbes du Provence
principlepoop: drifted under the boardwalk bambi?
Mudhead: herr Doctor that is
cease: this might work on stage, but it doesnt on record
||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:27 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Tween, JR: Would Yukon Blue be part of that recipe, Dex?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: You can get poison ivy there
J. Llama Piano: Heil in der Fuhrer's face
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pppppphhhhhhttttt!!!!!
Bambi: hey Johnny ... we are back home on dialup...if I check my email accounts it will knock us off ... will have to wait till Clem is done with the show
principlepoop: i might get an itch that is sure hehe
cease: they could always do brilliant commercial parodies, but are far from alone in that skill
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:29 PM, then departs.
J. Llama Piano: Okay, no problem...sent you three more finished tunes - hopefully won't take FOREVER to download.
Bambi: under the boardwalk ... one of my all time favorite songs
principlepoop: back home on dialup, they don't write them like that anymore
J. Llama Piano: Greg Kihn?
Mudhead: MERLYN! I clicked the CNI Radio link and got booted.....
principlepoop: I do like that song too, give us a kiss hehe
cease: this is just structurally stupid
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: Right on! It's all digital techno Blue Grass
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and klokwkdog disembarks at 10:29 PM.
principlepoop: click klok
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: cool, Johnny ... will play them saturday
J. Llama Piano: Klok!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud" So do most if not all of us
Bambi: hey Klok
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ey Klok
klokwkdog: hello, JP, everyone
||||||||| Mudhead hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 10:30 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: did any of you see "pioneers of primetime on pbs the other night?
principlepoop: hehe he said digital techno hehe
cease: klok
klokwkdog: dosin' up on winamp this week, eh JP?
J. Llama Piano: What did they feature, Cat?
cease: from vaudville to early tv with the same folks: benny, hope, burns and allen, a few others
J. Llama Piano: What makes you say that, Klok?
cease: brilliant stuff
klokwkdog: it's your middl name, JP
cease: red skelton, etc. i didnt know steve allen's ma was a famous vaudevillian.
cease: brilliant woman.
J. Llama Piano: OH! I should explain - the title of my band's next album is LLAMALAMP
klokwkdog: yeah, primetime TV...back in the '50s when the only ones watching had enough class to support class shows
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cuidado, Hookers!
Bambi: would have enjoyed seeing that Cat
klokwkdog: after that, it was on one downhill slide to primetime roller derby...
cease: i twas interesting to see the comedians evolve from vaude thru tadio and then onto tv
principlepoop: cheese cuidados
cease: itl be repeated in Your Area i'm sure
J. Llama Piano: I like mine with hot sauce
cease: it was a followed by a tiresome hagiography of steve martin. i turned that off
J. Llama Piano: Luckily I get two different PBS channels...many chances for repeats
klokwkdog: you mean like the lava lamps that SGI uses for random number generation, JP? ;-)
cease: the show ended by saying that the genre comedians of the show would never be equalled.
Tween, JR: cuidad mickey gouda
cease: i think that's depressing, and wrong.
principlepoop: the 2nd half of the steve marting honorium ws fun
cease: i truly hate this song
J. Llama Piano: If the term "Llamalamp" is actually used for something other than our CD, I'm surprised
klokwkdog: in RI, there isn't much PBS support, so our station is on welfare, gets main shows weaks later. just now showing the thing about the cowboy/farmer in SD
principlepoop: poo poo catchoo cat
klokwkdog: maybe at the walmart in cuzco, JP, nowhere else...
J. Llama Piano: We got the title because one of us pulled a Norm Crosby and fractured "Lavalamp" in the process
klokwkdog: fracturing a lava lamp is a serious crime in most primitive societies
principlepoop: laval was a spy or something like that
klokwkdog: it's also considered very, very unlucky
principlepoop: no more pot that night for the culprit
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: JLP: There's a "Lavalight" that seems to be a thinly disguised escart service
J. Llama Piano: Fortunately, Klok, this was only a verbal fracture
klokwkdog: so, you gonna go on tour, JP?
principlepoop: do they take credit cards fong?
J. Llama Piano: You don't have to turn on the lavalight
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: Pierre Laval was a collaborationist during WW@ in Frace
J. Llama Piano: No touring here. Self-release CD (unless we can persuade some indie to issue it instead).
Bambi: hope you don't get Sony to do your CDs Johnny ;-)
principlepoop: yes, but I could not spell it
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 10:38 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
klokwkdog: gonna send a copy to Nic Harcourt, JP?
J. Llama Piano: LOL, Bambi - thankfully I haven't run into one of those, but then I'm also on a Mac
Mudhead: that was fun
principlepoop: wb mudhead, laxatives kicked in
J. Llama Piano: Klok, I don't know who Harcourt is - enlighten me!
Mudhead: whew I should say
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: This is certainly an interesting Let's Eat show
klokwkdog: kcrw, morning becomes eclectic -- bright hope of indie bands everywhere
Bambi: LOL Johnny
Mudhead: so Dont click the radio link?
principlepoop: I was born an american rings my bell
principlepoop: what browswers
Mudhead: IE
Tween, JR: Brace yourself...
J. Llama Piano: Get me a link, Klok - I'll scope it out!
cease: the firesign really exploited vaudeveille as well as old radio in their shows
J. Llama Piano: Actually still have to master the songs, and whittle down the playlist...there's 20 tunes to choose from
principlepoop: exploiters, free the old jokes
Tween, JR: KCRW is really good. Glad they're on the net. Use it mostly for news, though...
Bambi: http://www.bambismusings.com has been keeping tabs on the findings regarding Sony's debacle ...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I remeber the Mr. Interlocatur Firesign Minstrel Show and Collective Unconscious Band
cease: i try and catch shearer on sun morns. if i miss him, he's always archived soon
principlepoop: I bet meryln uses it to hide system files on his ah, system
cease: they were serious students of theatre
cease: still are, no doubt
J. Llama Piano: Bambi, I hear that some nasty virus can take advantage of the Sony implant
klokwkdog: Brian - NYT Magazine article in flite to your sbc address, if it still works
principlepoop: theater, pedantic
Tween, JR: Sherarer is in the iTunes podcast section as well...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bambi: I know...when Sony crashed into that tree while sking, Cher was devastated....oh she put up a good front and all
cease: not in canada
principlepoop: ahh, pendantique
klokwkdog: JP, Bambi -- TWIT #29 is ROFL about the Sony rootkit. There is now a Worlds of Warcraft cheating program that uses the Sony rootkit to hide itself from WoW's scanners ;-)
Bambi: hope not principalP ... they now have at least two backdoor bots that make use of the vulnerability that their 'sterile burn' DRM created
Tween, JR: Had a little sun, thought we'd call him sony...
klokwkdog: also - Leo admits his terrible WoW addiction
klokwkdog: apparently it was messing up his life
J. Llama Piano: Thanks, Brian - got the email
Bambi: yes, that was even before these two backdoor bots that F-Secure found Klok
principlepoop: admitting the first step, or second step, maybe the 3rd
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Climb upon my knee sony boy, and make your confession while I soothe you
Tween, JR: Is this something anti-virus software would catch, Bambi?
Mudhead: link me more Klok
Merlyn: I'm not playing WoW as much as I used to
Mudhead: I lost my woman to WoW
J. Llama Piano: Ah...makes me glad to be Mac...
Tween, JR: Dex is going to knead me.
klokwkdog: mud - about nic or about twit?
principlepoop: orc mudhead?
klokwkdog: ok
Mudhead: Leo
klokwkdog: ok
klokwkdog: Mudhead - http://thisweekintech.com/29
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I found my sweatheart at WOW, women of wrestling
Mudhead: if there isnt here should be a 12 step program for WoW
Bambi: Tweeny, apparently they are now weighing whether they should: ZDNet:>http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/0,39020381,39235702,00.htm">ZDNet: Antivirus firms consider protection against Sony DRM rootkit
cease: orc? has sauron returned?
Bambi: eek
J. Llama Piano: Chyna Doll?
Bambi: http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/0,39020381,39235702,00.htm
Tween, JR: Awwwk, it's a potential deathtrap!!
principlepoop: I saw sony was sued, several states have laws against that sort of ewww behavior
Bambi: some are already calling it a rootkit and then they found the backdoor bots...
klokwkdog: the video is 530 MB so probably get the audio. the video is pretty awesome for over an hour, that small. you can see them improving the quality, compression and (what I like best) the audio week by week. multiple camera work and focus pulling is still lacking, though
Tween, JR: Great album, Mars Hotel.
Bambi: I'd say it won't be long now
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Chyna/Phillipines Doll...Get her shoe collection now, girls!
principlepoop: sauron low carbs artificial butter
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for rite
Bambi: Bambi cease Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong J. Llama Piano klokwkdog Merlyn Mudhead principlepoop Tween, JR ah,clem -- in case you missed any Clem
J. Llama Piano: Imelda comes a-runnin'
principlepoop: you are in the future again bambi
principlepoop: caw caw
Tween, JR: China's lullabye from Paul & Grace - "It ain't what you want, it what you knead..." ;)
klokwkdog: I hope Sony gets sued out of existence. If they had messed up my PC, I'd want them to pay a _pro_ to come clean it. I ain't gonna work on their plantation for them!
J. Llama Piano: Roast oliphaunt on a spit with drawn sauron
Bambi: yep ... that happens lol
klokwkdog: and if some hacker got into my box with their stuff, I'd sue them for everything they had, eula or no eula
klokwkdog: somebody pass the martians, please (the extra crispy ones)
Tween, JR: The story goes that one guy removed the sw from his drive and the disc player stopped working.
principlepoop: they did not mention it in their eula
Mudhead: im in yur box
J. Llama Piano: These corporate bozos just don't have a clue with the so-called protection
principlepoop: sound sounds sound ahhhhh clem
Bambi: me either Klok ... course I stopped buying CDs done by RIAA backed Big 5 labels back when they took down Napster. Saw the writing on the wall.
Mudhead: what, no porn? I'll send ya some
J. Llama Piano: And of course Grokster shut down this week...
principlepoop: it is nice to be had jimmy-lee
klokwkdog: it's beyond that Bambi - no Sony gear, DVDs, baked beans, whatever...
J. Llama Piano: Thank goodness for Limewire...while it lasts
Bambi: yeah, and iMesh went 'legit' they say
klokwkdog: JL - can't you grab the corner of your monitor with the mouse and resize it bigger?
ah,clem :)
Tween, JR: Reaaaallly old Dolly...
Merlyn: Proctor's voice is very high in this bit
principlepoop: grab the corner of your mouse and make it bigger
klokwkdog: LOL
Bambi: yes, it's gonna be a nightmare Klok ... I will likely just go back to reading books and listening to music we already bought years ago
klokwkdog: good Parton imitation, though
ah,clem: no tried that, the monitor stays the same size...
Tween, JR: There are still two different standards for DVD, right?
J. Llama Piano: New at your grocer, Mouse Corners!
principlepoop: get a new lizard
klokwkdog: you chave to change its properties first, Clem. sheesh
principlepoop: or a used new lizard
klokwkdog: that's right tweeny -- good DVDs and bad DVDs
J. Llama Piano: Tween, I think you're thinking of the Hi-Def war
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Sheesh!??
Tween, JR: Our special this week, a pound of mouse corners with every 10 oz bag of groat clusters.
Bambi: might want to make sure you have the latest Sun Java, as well as the latest version of LimeWire Johnny ... there were some nasty vulnerabilities with that for awhile there
principlepoop: no, bluewaves versus greenwaves
J. Llama Piano: That would be the next generation of DVDs, the choice between Blueray and HD-DVD
klokwkdog: there's 5 standards for DVD media, and 8, 10, or 17 standards for how commercial movie DVDs are arranged
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Those Groat Clusters clutterin' up you pantry, Mother...get freeze fried groat clusters
principlepoop: yes sheesh
Tween, JR: Englind rules the waves. With dogs and a whip.
klokwkdog: yankees don't grok sheesh
J. Llama Piano: Bambi, I'm still running OS9 so I can't really upgrade my Limewire
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Homey don' grok sheesh
Tween, JR: That's what I was think of, JL.
klokwkdog: os9 from outer spa...I mean Steve Jobs?
principlepoop: whippit, whippit good
Bambi: if they pass the new legislation that the MPAA/RIAA lawyers penned ... Blu-Ray and HD-DVD will never enter this dwelling
J. Llama Piano: Dat
Bambi: oh, nevermind ... Mac :-)
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Did you say sleeve jobs?
J. Llama Piano: AHEM! Dat be da one, Klok
principlepoop: don't do it, then she will want to see yours
Tween, JR: You really gotta try OS X, JP. Runs real nice. I still use OS 9 for somethings, though...
klokwkdog: Patrick Norton on twit this week: they're gonna want to charge you every time you think about one of their products
J. Llama Piano: I've been told that the most recent OS X will run older programs nicely
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong lurches over to pp and askes him :What's yours?"
Mudhead: .$sys$ huh?
principlepoop: IMB has a copyright on the word think klok, careful
J. Llama Piano: That's my biggest concern - I don't need to spend $ on upgrading all of my programs
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Thnik? Ha
Bambi: yep... did you read my blog on it? got a great article there done by Ken Fisher linked there
principlepoop: that is better, still might litigable, litigatable
Mudhead: link?
Tween, JR: Not all, though JP. I use older versions of Digital Performer & Unisyn. No go on those. Most everything will in run in OS X since OS X runs OS 9 as a task. Pretty smooth integration.
Bambi: arstechnica's Ken Fisher
cease: just ike kansas
ah,clem: got TWit replays set up for CNI, and have all shows to date, to run on rotation
principlepoop: thank adam
||||||||| Catherwood enters with bonemeister close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ike and Teena Kansas
J. Llama Piano: I'm not so worried about music apps, as I don't run sequencers or multi-track on mine...however, Photoshop is a concern
principlepoop: hello boney maroney
Tween, JR: Ah, my boney boy...
cease: bone
Mudhead: this IS Kansas anymore
Bambi: yea! TWiT on CNI now :-)
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hi Boney:
cease: this is austin doing is rock start try out
principlepoop: super cool cni
Tween, JR: Can't see what Photoshop uses that wouldn't be available in Classic mode under OS X.
klokwkdog: bambi -- mudhead asked for the blog link
cease: not long before roller maidens
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog wonders if there is an Anymore, KS
J. Llama Piano: If that's true, Tween, then I'll call my buddy that has OS X and give it a try!
klokwkdog: his rock start?
principlepoop: topeka, geshundheit
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong has been to Anywho?, KS
Bambi: sorry, missed that - http://www.bambismusings.com
Mudhead: and also the CNI link plz
Tween, JR: Tue multitasking rocks, JP. A program may crash, but never the computer.
Mudhead: tty
principlepoop: anyhuh?
klokwkdog: yeah, that grand old legal firm, Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe...
J. Llama Piano: Sounds cool, Tween
Tween, JR: And you don't have to restart after a program crashes. Just relaunch it.
klokwkdog: mudhead -- see top of your browser screen
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: anywha.....?????
Mudhead: I use Dewey, Cheatem and Howe
klokwkdog: gosh, Tweeny, it sounds like Linux ;-)
Bambi: http://216.234.115.10:8000/ or http://216.234.115.10:8000/listen.pls
Tween, JR: It's Unix-based, of course...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: My favorite legal firm has always been Grasp, Holt & Squeeze
J. Llama Piano: Excellent, Tween. I will call my friend this weekend, as he was telling me I need to at least try it.
principlepoop: a guy in texas got caught cashing payroll checks he had made for that company
klokwkdog: mud - I refuse to listen anymore. It's like the '50s and '60s listening to Radio Moscow intimidate Americans who wrote letters in
Bambi: the listen.pls opens your browser's designated media player ... the direct link without it, you paste to your player
klokwkdog: LOL, Dex
J. Llama Piano: Gee, guys, reminds me of my favorite publisher - Little, Brown and Lumpy
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Thanks, I've always been proud of that onception
Mudhead: i got it, well ty
principlepoop: oh, I love it when you talk technical bambi, hubba hubba
Tween, JR: All of them apparently represent Libby.
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog sighs. more hopeless numerology addicts...
Mudhead: we gotta herd of Winebago
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Yes, Friends...Todays 2005 Hubba Hubba, get loads more satisfaction than last years model
principlepoop: 7 klok
J. Llama Piano: How about a McCullough Chainsaw?
principlepoop: 70's bass music, wow
klokwkdog: poop -- that's IT! your prix copy of the Kabbala is on its way even as this is typed
Bambi: Declan McCullough?
||||||||| Stickman waltzes in at 11:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
klokwkdog: G. Gordon Libby?
Tween, JR: Is it a hybrid, Dex?
principlepoop: call me a kab
cease: i'll take a bag o'wine
Stickman: Smells like breakfast!!!
J. Llama Piano: I think that
Mudhead: Dear Buddah, can I have a pony and a plastic rocket please?
principlepoop: looking thin stickman
Tween, JR: Mrs. Gordon's fish sticks.
cease: hi stick
Bambi: hi Stickman
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: No, it's more like a mutant or sport vehicle
J. Llama Piano: Damn it - the return key is too close to the apostrophe!
klokwkdog: hey Stick! early
bonemeister: there's asbestos in my beer
Stickman: Felling rather stretched, Your Honor.
J. Llama Piano: Something sticky this way comes
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hello Mr. , may I take your stick
klokwkdog: stick joined us fashionably late last week; this time he never thought to hesitate
principlepoop: ahh psychedelic music, I am having a flashback, nixon is french kissing spiro agnew
Stickman: I'm still at work so I may have to bust out in a hurry. Apologies in advance.
cease: under tort reform, it;'ll be in everyone's beer
Mudhead: Hiya Stickman
Bambi: hi bonemeister .. somehow I missed your entry
Tween, JR: The best o's are from a little yellow stream.
J. Llama Piano: Mmmm, beer torts!
Merlyn: so, is Martian Space Party over?
Stickman: Evening, Mr. Head.
klokwkdog is now hoping for torte reform, too
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Boney: Have a sausage...a sausage with wings
bonemeister: http://www.epa.gov/region8/superfund/libby/index.html
Bambi: no worries ... people come and go very quickly here
principlepoop: it is nice to be dropped in on, hit me again stickman
J. Llama Piano: As opposed to a sausage with eyes?
Mudhead: did BigE show up tonite?
cease: edmund?
J. Llama Piano: They come...they go!
klokwkdog: oh yeah, stickman, B sure to fire up CNI radio via the link at the top -- they're playing your song
cease: elivs?
klokwkdog: well, actually, they're playing Martian Space Party
Tween, JR: Did Jan Weiner write a book about that?
Mudhead: we are?
J. Llama Piano: They keep saying "E" lives...
Bambi: yes, BigE was here earlier
Mudhead: say HI
Stickman: Isn't that Ben Bland?
klokwkdog: how about D Major, JP?
Mudhead: Say hi to me Clem
principlepoop: ben compliant
cease: elayne? she's not big. it's an optical allusion
Tween, JR: Garcia, Reich and Weiner... ;)
J. Llama Piano: D major what?
principlepoop: who said salmon?
Mudhead: Say my name ah clem
J. Llama Piano: Sam and Ella?
cease: rushdie?
Bambi: and Elayne was here too
principlepoop: ok, I take back my 2nd hi to you too stingy JL, grrrrr
Mudhead: he didnt say my name
cease: holy fatwa, mudhead
Mudhead: ok Bambi
Mudhead: ty
Bambi: salmon moose?
Tween, JR: Now, cease. Be kind to talk radio morons...
klokwkdog: Willhelm Reich was the heavyweight of that trio, tweeny
bonemeister: there's asbestos in m organic Victory garden
Mudhead: Say my name, it'll set you free
bonemeister: my
Stickman: Gol dangit! I missed Elayne again?
J. Llama Piano: It takes awhile for ah,clem's comments to reach your listening devices, guys. Relax!
principlepoop: I have the besto ass
bonemeister: there's asbestos in my organic Victory garden
cease: put some round up on it. it'll mutate into something interesting
J. Llama Piano: How about some pesto ass?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bone: You're entitled to an Insulation award
klokwkdog: maybe it'll mutilate into something interesting
principlepoop: anchovies in my antipasto
Mudhead: i was poisened by asbestos at my previous occupation
Stickman: Put a towel over it. Maybe it'll go away.
Mudhead: im not happy about it
klokwkdog: stick - you gotta come EARLY or else be satisifed reading the log ;-)
J. Llama Piano: Asbestos in my sharkskin suit
Tween, JR: Cease gets out the simple english mulatto's schoolboy manual.
klokwkdog: if it's any consolation, I got here 'way before you and missed her too
J. Llama Piano: Poison or poisson?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Massa, I'se doing as bes' as I can
principlepoop: roll out the barrel
cease: manual? no, he's automatic
Mudhead: Poisin, as in damaged irreparebly
bonemeister: You've never heard of Libby Vermiculite fertilizer?
Tween, JR: Sounds fishy to me.
J. Llama Piano: Don't put no name on it, just spread it on thick!
Mudhead: fairly benign occupation, turned out it killed me
principlepoop: I was at poisin bay in korea, chinese crabs everywhere
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: Obviously not good for you....sorry to hear that
Tween, JR: Poi sin pondering how to cut the loaves and fishes properly.
Bambi: Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Rolly Polly Fish Heads ....
Mudhead: I sold auto parts
J. Llama Piano: Still have a few roommates, Poop?
bonemeister: It made your lawn green, and contaminated it with asbestos
principlepoop: but you got better mudhead?
J. Llama Piano: Eat them up, YUM!
principlepoop: eat 'em up eat 'em up yum
Mudhead: no, its still in there, I need new lungs
Tween, JR: Attak of the Giant Softshells!
bonemeister: farmer's lung
Stickman: Small price to pay for a beautiful lawn.
J. Llama Piano: Lungs o'IRON
Bambi: we have some friends that work as mechanics and have been replacing brake pads and drums since before they knew what asbestos could do
principlepoop: just at night halai llama
Mudhead: no, counterpersons lung
klokwkdog: can you get compensation, Mud?
Mudhead: we put these brake shoes outta de box and into the barrel, got lungfuls of asbestos
Bambi: lungs of 'IRON Butterfly
principlepoop: too much tar and nicotine in my lungs, no room for the asbestos to move in
Mudhead: theres a class action suit
J. Llama Piano: LOL, Bambi
Mudhead: but the govt doesnt wanna pay it
principlepoop: ahh, that sharkskin suit
klokwkdog: that's not good, Poop (and clem and bambi and ken and...)
bonemeister: Libby, Montana
Mudhead: it'll end up the death of me
Mudhead: but till then, I'll be back every week
bonemeister: Right next to Cheney, Wyoming
Bambi: who did you work for? why would the gov't pay? shouldn't it be the company?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: sobering thought =)
Mudhead: i must leave tho tonite
Tween, JR: When I saw guys packing a boiler with their bare hands, I should have said something. Steve McQueen died of lung cancer from working in the Navy with asbestos rope in WWII. Grid knows what the spent-uranium shells they've been using in Iraq are going to do to today's vets.... Yikes
klokwkdog: well, stay with us, Mudhead
Mudhead: g'nite Dear Friends
principlepoop: one of those square states
klokwkdog: CU next week
cease: mud
J. Llama Piano: Cheers, Mud.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Mud
Mudhead: ah, it was an assortment of companies
Merlyn: nite mud
principlepoop: keep your spirts up mudhead
J. Llama Piano: The Whizzo quality assortment
Mudhead: the govt knew it was dangerous, but failed to notify the public
Stickman: BTW To all you Vets. Thanks for serving.
principlepoop: the old shell game, ahh
klokwkdog: tween - you can't find asbestos with a geiger counter; DU shows up quite well
Mudhead: nite all
||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:19 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: oh, joy ... nothing like it being complicated ... so sorry to hear that Mudhead
Stickman: Nite Mud.
Tween, JR: Bye, Mud...
J. Llama Piano: I see the clock is wrong...again!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Thanks, Stick
principlepoop: I signed a paper that I and my descendants will not sue the navy if they did something to me, I figured lawyers would not allow me to tie the hands of my descendents
klokwkdog: yes, someone had been letting Catherwood into the rat cheese
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to klokwkdog and queries "Would you like something?"
J. Llama Piano: catherwood, bring me some moleskin cookies please
||||||||| Catherwood gives J. Llama Piano some moleskin cookies.
Tween, JR: Class action maybe, P...
Merlyn: Give KWD some rat cheese, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands kwd some rat cheese.
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a double toasted almond.
klokwkdog: tell the time right catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:21 PM"
principlepoop: exactly
klokwkdog: no it's not, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to klokwkdog and asks "Something I can help with?"
cease: will they turn you into Old Navy?
bonemeister: http://www.asbestostoday.com/news/000328.html
Tween, JR: Catherwood's time machine needs some fine tuning.
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 11:22 PM!"
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, you are an idiot
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and yells "oh, fuck off Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong!"
principlepoop: you are drinking a lot of toasted almonds bambi, time for an intervention?
Bambi: don't bug Catherwood ... he's only about 21 min off
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bambi and says "Would you like something?"
J. Llama Piano: Mmmmm....(hack - splutter)....(wipes off cookie)...Mmmmm
klokwkdog: catherwood is 'way deep into his eliza imitation again
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to klokwkdog and asks "Someone mention my name?"
principlepoop: old spice, herbs
klokwkdog: bambi - yeah? which year???
Bambi: LOL ... well, it's the only kind I can afford these days
principlepoop: eat it catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to principlepoop and inquires "Would you like something?"
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: perch and rotate, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Stickman: Inuendo? Is that legal?
Bambi: good one Klok
Stickman: Stick waves Hello.
principlepoop: perch, shouldn't that be parch
Tween, JR: We can do the inuendo, we can dance and sing...
J. Llama Piano: It would be fun if a certain butler answered to his given name as well as his surname...hint, clue, Merl
principlepoop: not in kansas stickman
J. Llama Piano: Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo
Stickman: I'll have a whiz is your going to the fridge.
principlepoop: babbling brooks
Merlyn: what's his first name again?
Bambi: Catherwood bring me some scallops provolone
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi some scallops provolone.
klokwkdog: merlyn - why not set up a chat frappr.com map with pushpins for everyone
principlepoop: such are the fickle fates of ah fate
Tween, JR: Gnarley, Garth...
Bambi: Nickie!
J. Llama Piano: Klok, that's kinda what Nino does
principlepoop: cat
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Clem: Since you're so far bewhind..should tell you we wonn-a the second-a world war-a
J. Llama Piano: Bambi, you're making my mouth water....and the scallops sound good too.
Merlyn: Piano, you in alaska?
Bambi: lol
Tween, JR: Anda wonna too anda...
principlepoop: sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you, did the bear get llanwyd?
cease: i hgad some scallops recently that were at least as good as anything i've ever eaten
Bambi: ah, you thinka you so smart lol
J. Llama Piano: Negatory, Merl - I'm in Illinois
cease: at a local place called C restaurant. its on my blog
klokwkdog: yeah, JP, but frappr does it with Google Maps, which is useful. Knowing merlyn, I know he could do horrible things to it after the clubs close (to rip off David Bromberg)
Merlyn: close enough for Nino
cease: that noise isn't ill. it just has a fever
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for the right to ritual
principlepoop: nino is tripping again
klokwkdog dislikes food without backbone
Tween, JR: It burst through his chest and reappeared as Breschnev...
klokwkdog: happy parking, Dex
principlepoop: hail rita
principlepoop: nikita
J. Llama Piano: Breschnev as designed by H.R. Giger
Stickman: Someone help that man!!
principlepoop: eat a pita
principlepoop: have a seata
Tween, JR: This must be a tune from the New Mickey Mouse Club.
J. Llama Piano: Pite a eta
klokwkdog: thing about Nino, if you aren't in alaska and he says you are...you just might be
klokwkdog: something about string theory
J. Llama Piano: Well, it is getting cold here tonight
cease: then i guess yo woulndt eat the democratic party, klok
principlepoop: the doors meet iron butterfly and friigid pink
klokwkdog: donkeys have backbone
Stickman: I can't imagine a drug that would make that song sound good.
Bambi: M I C K E Y M O O S E, Mickey Moose, Mickey Moose
cease: i'm unfortuantely old enough to remember that
cease: 56?
Bambi: as Fog Horn always said ... I'm not gonna look in there ... I might just be there
Merlyn: is your ISP in fairbanks, piano? Or geobytes.com is wrong
principlepoop: soon you will be old enough to forget it
cease: when we first lived in a city with tv
Merlyn: could be an IP address that changed hands
klokwkdog: cat - what is the old saw, if your opponent is busy digging himself into a hole, for gosh sakes don't stop him
cease: god damn they had bad taste in music in those days
cease: true, klok
klokwkdog: cat - i guess you haven't read talking points memo recently. mostly about the thing to do now is make popcorn and watch
cease: it was nice of harry reid to pull that one in the senate, but let's see what comes out of this investigation
principlepoop: the seldom seen klok
J. Llama Piano: Hilario Spacepipe
Tween, JR: It's time for the Mickey Moose Club! Yeah, B&W TV in the 50's.
cease: i usualy read the maj report blogs every day, including tpm
cease: not today though
klokwkdog: "they" have bad taste in music now
cease: the powers and habits of obfuscation are still greater than any challenge they face, klok
Stickman: I remember B&W
J. Llama Piano: Hilario Spacepipe
cease: i remember radio, stick
Tween, JR: Pretty good SNL skit about that.
principlepoop: all the new songs are dirges, durges, sad
Merlyn: Yeah, geobytes thinks your IP is in alaska, Piano
J. Llama Piano: Who are "they?"
Merlyn: Be right back...
klokwkdog: JP -- you know, "them"
Bambi: radio shack?
J. Llama Piano: Must be something to do with SBC, Merl
Stickman: Who am "US?"
principlepoop: ok m, ferret him out
cease: if you call that a back
Tween, JR: The SNL Jeopardy parodies are wonderful.
J. Llama Piano: Name three
cease: plus
klokwkdog: well, there's...
principlepoop: cheese, trousers and inflatable shoes
Bambi: wow, Alaska to Illinois ... that's some expensive ISP Johnny LOL
J. Llama Piano: Hell, I'm on DSL, Bambi
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: Do you know the SCTV Jeopardy Parodies
klokwkdog: bambi - JP is trying to emulate the European experience where they pay a time charge to call their ISP...
J. Llama Piano: Just made me think of Rundgren's tune
Bambi: LOL
J. Llama Piano: "I Hate My Frickin' ISP"
principlepoop: that is your problem, it should be LSD not DSL
klokwkdog: JP - I'm on PHP myself, although I'm trying to get into a treatment program. The JSP one sounds promising, but it has a long waiting list... :-(
cease: or lds
Bambi: must have blocked caller ID LOL
principlepoop: ashburn??? where is ashburn stickman?
Tween, JR: Hello, I'm on DSL, JP?
J. Llama Piano: I could turn on the "color organ" function on iTunes while CNI plays, that might be closer to LSD
principlepoop: do you have freckles?
cease: its not like they wrote or played some bad songs in those days. they were all hideous
Stickman: I have no idea where Ashburn is. I'm in Los Angeles.
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- isn't that an old Vaudeville song?
bonemeister: What was the name of the Sixties teevee show that the Buoys parodied... it was inspired by Up With People
J. Llama Piano: No, Tween - "I Hate My Frickin' ISP"
Tween, JR: That isn't logical, cease...
klokwkdog: "Hello, Central..." or something like that?
Bambi: good one Klok lol
Tween, JR: Which album. Gues I don't have it.
cease: i used to ask my students in japan why "hideo gump" was funny.. they had no idea, even if they knew the word "hideous"
klokwkdog: cat - they had Hideo G working for them then, too
principlepoop: ahh, it was a new vaudeville song
J. Llama Piano: "One Long Year" from a couple years ago.
bonemeister: Stand Up and Cheer
cease: was that a proc and berg thing?
J. Llama Piano: The song will be on the upcoming Rundgren live DVD
principlepoop: moscow memories
Tween, JR: Which speedy atomic ISP we be taking?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hideo second honorable son of Andy Gump
klokwkdog: Hideo was very good at that hideous stuff.
principlepoop: wb fong, that was fast
klokwkdog: Hideovision was eventually sold and I don't know what became of him after that
bonemeister: Does anyone remember Stand Up and Cheer? It was on ABC-TV
Bambi: any speedy ISP would be worth taking if they were offering lol
J. Llama Piano: Internet Server Prison?
principlepoop: cheers? sure, with coach and everybody
Stickman: Stickman is set to cruise around the endless curve of Police Street. Later Kids.
Bambi: yes, only dialup here Johnny
klokwkdog: Dex - the third son was the black sheep, wasn't he? Got caught doing some illegal thing with a pervert in the park and was dishonorably discharged...
klokwkdog: nite Stick
principlepoop: flick that ashburn stickman and keep flying
Bambi: night Stickman
Tween, JR: US+ Communications. Better service through monopoly. You ask - we decide.
J. Llama Piano: Due to lack of availability of anything else, Bambi?
J. Llama Piano: See ya, stick
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Third son is Wednesday, full of mace
Merlyn: nightstick
principlepoop: there was a sister too, barbhideo maybe
Merlyn: or billy club
Bambi: yes, Johnny ... they got us surrounded but no takers LOL
cease: no wonder i never listen to this. it's stunningly bad
klokwkdog: LOL, Dex - good return
cease: is everyone in this club named bill?
Tween, JR: In the next world, you are allowed to join the billy club.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dr. Headphones into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 11:39 PM, then departs.
klokwkdog: cat - but you gotta admit that it plays well as background to Thur. nite chat!
J. Llama Piano: PP on the violin, I assume...
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends :)
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: I've heard a few mixes of Martian party, nevber heard this....any idea?
cease: hey kend
J. Llama Piano: Ken!!
Dr. Headphones: just home from a grueling trip
Merlyn: hey dere 'phones
ah,clem: what do you mean, Bill?
principlepoop: ahhhh ken
klokwkdog: Poop - barb went into modeling, didn't she?
Tween, JR: Hey Dr. H! How's the road treatin' ya?
Bambi: Bill Grates?
principlepoop: nikck clok
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Ken: How's things at IHOP
J. Llama Piano: Thick gruel
Merlyn: didja pick up campbell's gruel?
klokwkdog: gosh, speaking of barbhideo; it's Ken!!
Bambi: hi Ken!
cease: yeah i have several. maybe not this one. it was a bad idea to begin with, in my far frfom humble opium
Dr. Headphones: hey! "grueling banjos" will be the theme for the blog entry i have written in my head, need to put on computer, probably tomorrow: "pickup and deliverance in kentucky"
J. Llama Piano: Oh boy, green teeth!
klokwkdog: bad one, eh?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: You're opium is far from humble
Tween, JR: Squeal!
principlepoop: she had one leg longer than the other,, only good for photoshoots on stairs and escalators
principlepoop: like a pig
klokwkdog: opium is the religion of the asses
Dr. Headphones: jp, you hit it partly right: this guy's teeth (the 3 or 4 he had) looked like the flag for the rainbow coalition
cease: ive never had opium. the firesign allude to it allot. they must have
J. Llama Piano: Oh great, my monitor is being obstinate...
Tween, JR: Gonna have to scrub that one hard, cat :=)
Merlyn: hey, if it's good enough for Liz Taylor's perfume
principlepoop: jimmy-lees also, it is a revolt,
klokwkdog: JP -- you can change that in the monitor properties window
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: An obstinate monitor is the stiffest kind
principlepoop: degauss your monitor immediately
Merlyn: make the monitor my property
Dr. Headphones: just put the balls on the other side ;)
Merlyn: or is it a hall monitor?
Tween, JR: Almost as bad as an obstinate Merrimac.
Bambi: I have no idea Clem ... we don't get that kind of info on folks in FST chat LOL
Merlyn: or a hall minotaur in a maze of hallways
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong thinks about burning down the gauss
J. Llama Piano: All is well now...
cease: hows it truckin?
klokwkdog: who is she talking to? how does she make her voice do that?
Tween, JR: Half man, half bull durham.
klokwkdog: that's what we're talking about, cat
Merlyn: I think france needs a new charles degauss about now
Bambi: how are you doing Ken? Hope you are listening :-)
Dr. Headphones: cat: it's a job, i'm making more money than i have time to spend it
cease: susan sarandon or tim robbins?
klokwkdog: LOL Dex, Tweeny
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: and half man drake the magician
cease: i was up getting cubed
Tween, JR: France is not pretty these days. Looks like US around '65.
Merlyn: so there's 3 of you now, cat?
principlepoop: xanadu? you clean it up if you do
cease: save some for rainy days, kend
Merlyn: icy london, icy france
Dr. Headphones: bambi: computer acting real slow, not sure i want to try streaming right now until i reboot it later
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I got it set for twenty lines and I can't even see what I siad and Twenny siad tha mad e klok laugh
Tween, JR: The cube of 3 cuban sugar plantations is?
Dr. Headphones: cat: rain's done here for the year, i think. frost tonight, snow soon
cease: we're thankfull we dont see your underpants
principlepoop: I only get 10 in IE, how do I change that? can that be changed?
klokwkdog: that's what the log is for, Dex ;-)
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^; what about the chinchillas
Bambi: No worries Ken ... just glad you are here ... Clem just said said Hi was all :-)
Dr. Headphones: poopster: you need to stop using IE for a start ;)
Tween, JR: Use Firefox, P :)
Merlyn: Poop, select configure from the 'send to all' pulldown menu
klokwkdog: dex - monitor/merrimack
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: I know =\
principlepoop: ok ok, ubuntu soon
principlepoop: I want a router first
Dr. Headphones: dex: the chinchillas will be fine, broiled with some garlic and herbs
J. Llama Piano: Aw, rats - I have to leave. Ken, catch ya next time!
Merlyn: or just change text lines on the login page before you log in
Bambi: drop down "Send to all" has a configure at the bottom
Dr. Headphones: later, jp, take it easy. and if you can't take it easy, DON'T TAKE IT!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Thanks, i smiling but I don't have a clue =))
J. Llama Piano: I take it when I can get it!
||||||||| At 11:47 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, J. Llama Piano!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
ah,clem: 27 cuban sugar plantation?
Bambi: ah, like Merlyn said LOL
principlepoop: that is fantastic M, wow
Bambi: see ya Johnny
principlepoop: wow wow wow, I never looked in there cool
Dr. Headphones: that merlyn is a real wizard
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Signor Pionissimo
cease: piano
principlepoop: yes he is, I affirm
klokwkdog: Dex - "obstinate monitor" et al
principlepoop: night JLP
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and porgie disembarks at 11:48 PM.
Dr. Headphones: hey porgie
porgie: evening all
klokwkdog: welcome, porgie
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Creepies Porgie!!
cease: hi poerge
principlepoop: ahh it was bambi who et me straight, thanks
Bambi: hi porgie
Tween, JR: Gosh, Porgie....
principlepoop: orgy porgie, a brave new world now
porgie: what are we listening to?
klokwkdog: Poop -- before you log in, you can set the same paramaters. At the bottom of the FST chat screen, so you can do it that way nxt time
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: What you et is what you get...Hindsho Mantra
klokwkdog: martian space party, porgie
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Stickman - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tween, JR: Good Toto tune...
Dr. Headphones: poor mr. stickman
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night stick
principlepoop: farout klok cool
ah,clem: hey Porge
Bambi: shucks ... no plague again
klokwkdog: you wouldn't think so from the catcalls from certain participants here...
cease: have some prague instead
Dr. Headphones: bambi wants to see bubonic in action?
bonemeister: Has anyone heard from DocTech lately?
porgie: ah Clem How do you get your name to do that?
principlepoop: meow meow
porgie: What FST record is this?
Tween, JR: Check US slow vaccineia?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ..and the Praguegnosis from here Walter, is more of the same
Dr. Headphones: bone: nope, i've sent emails, no reply, but also no bounce
principlepoop: kentucky eh, check out those smokies
klokwkdog: he bribed Merlyn, Porgie, at least that's what everyone here thinks
klokwkdog: porgie - martian space party
cease: analee and tiny, i thought so
ah,clem: it's just this little chromium switch here
Bambi: not in real life...but the C A T H E R W O O D diseases are fun... pretty benign
Merlyn: doc was here a week or two ago
porgie: thanks
Tween, JR: Northern KY is really beautiful. I used to live in S IN and went there on occasion.
principlepoop: you are so superstitious
Dr. Headphones: you afraid to mention his name? catherwood, pour me a drink, please
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dr. Headphones an ice-cold Polar Pro.
principlepoop: do you like me catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood likes principlepoop.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, remove the spaces from C A T H E R W O O D
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Dr. Headphones: tween: i swear to god, the name of this town was "paintlick". i'm positive they have all been licking the lead variety, hence brain damage
porgie: Catherwood roll a few bombers for us
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside porgie and inquires "Did you want something?"
Merlyn: Doc showed up Oct 27, 2 weeks ago
klokwkdog: we can do without details of your personal life, Tweeny
principlepoop: ahh, that is sweet
Bambi: I only say his name when I want a drink or something to eat
cease: ah, the seminal mushroom play
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toasted almond.
bonemeister: Catherwood, give me a life
||||||||| Catherwood gives bonemeister a life.
bonemeister: Thanks.
klokwkdog: many of us have had relationships we'd rather not discuss in detail, Tweeny
ah,clem: catherwood, roll everyone a bomber
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear ah,clem
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: tWEENY, *i* WANT TO KNOW =))))))))))))))))
cease: i think this is the varian, kwkwt
principlepoop: another toasted almond? ahh you are at home now, ok ok
ah,clem: lol
Merlyn: Hey Catherwood, get the red out
||||||||| Catherwood gives the red out.
Tween, JR: Hey, there are places all over the country you can find situations like that.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Yell us about yours
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: if I lived in S IN, I sure wouldn't tell the folks here about it...
bonemeister: Catherwood, stand up and shout
||||||||| Catherwood stands up and shout.
Tween, JR: I just. Want to know?
bonemeister: Catherwood, stand up and cheer
||||||||| Catherwood stands up and cheer.
Dr. Headphones: i will write a piece on that trip and put on blog tomorrow. everyone must visit and read it. http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/
bonemeister: Catherwood, stand up and cheers
||||||||| Catherwood stands up and cheers.
Tween, JR: Hey, that's where Bubba lives.
cease: get on it and do it everyday, eh?
Merlyn: catherwood is not much of a parser
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Merlyn
Dr. Headphones: catherwood hasn't quite mastered the ending "s" on those words, has he?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dr. Headphones
principlepoop: will there be a quiz ken?
bonemeister: Three's the charm.
Bambi: will do Ken :-)
Dr. Headphones: poop: no quiz, but god told me he will have a question from it on HIS final exam ;)
Merlyn: catherwood, please gleeb my frinkle
||||||||| Catherwood gleebs Merlyn's frinkle.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give Dr. Headphones a dope slap
||||||||| Catherwood gives dr headphones a dope slap.
Dr. Headphones: hey, i represent that, dex!
Bambi: no fair, inside information LOL
Dr. Headphones: truckers don't do dope. random testing and all that, y'know
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give Dr. Headphones an Indian rub
||||||||| Catherwood hands dr headphones an indian rub.
principlepoop: ok, but if the grand jury asks I will unravel like a 2 dollard shirt ken
klokwkdog: Ken - I'll have to read some of the new entries. When PBS had a series on Lewis and Clark, I followed their route in my Road Atlas by all the rivers and streams they named after relatives, friends, wives and girlfriends along the way
Tween, JR: Gimme weed, whites, and whine...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give Dr. Headphones multiple nugies
||||||||| Catherwood brings dr headphones multiple nugies.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and juke disembarks at 11:58 PM.
Dr. Headphones: klok: not sure how paintlick got the name, but there's a creek by that name flowing through town
principlepoop: that is torture dexter, bush and the cia could use a guy like you
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Juke, hows your box
Merlyn: hey juke, do you box?
Tween, JR: From Asbury, by chance?
Dr. Headphones: the joint's a jivin', juke's here!
principlepoop: hi duke, oops juke
cease: dont bogart that jive
Bambi: hi juke
Dr. Headphones: juke, juke, juke, juke of earl........
juke: hey
Bambi: would that be Asbury Park?
cease: anaheim, azusa and jukeamunga
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give princplepoop a good hiding'
||||||||| Catherwood hands princplepoop a good hiding'.
klokwkdog: MacArthur Park?
bonemeister: Catherwood, slap and punch your baby if it make you feel good
||||||||| Catherwood brings you feel good.
Tween, JR: Welcome to the Martian Space Party. Click on the CNI link on the top of the page.
Tween, JR: Southside Johnny.
Dr. Headphones sings "someone left the cake out in the rain....."
cease: no, this is KWKWT
juke: just got turned on to the pod casts
principlepoop: oh catherwood, you make me so happy
||||||||| Catherwood gives principlepoop so happy.
klokwkdog: parker posey?
cease: are they still casting those pods?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: "says, iot wasn't me man
Tween, JR: If you folks haven't checked out the podcasts...
Merlyn: catherwood, parse that baby
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and mumbles "Would you like something?"
bonemeister: Catherwood, go into rehab
||||||||| Catherwood goes into rehab.
Dr. Headphones: i got all the pod casts from the site, a few things i've never heard there
principlepoop: parse it, parse it good
klokwkdog: cat - only if you tie the flies right
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
ah,clem: actually, now running "a day in the life", Tween
Tween, JR: Don't worry, it's not a pod. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
juke: old stuff but free
klokwkdog: no left-wingers allowed
Dr. Headphones: parse it, sage, rosemary and thyme
cease: rosemary's time
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, you are inaccurate
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong
Merlyn: how do you know if you've never heard them?
cease: this really doesnt work as radio
principlepoop: john revolta
Tween, JR: Parsing sage, rosemary's baby, and big been...
Dr. Headphones: merl: they rang no bells in my cranium. of course, i could have heard them and been doped up in past years
cease: teh applause is at the magic mushroom
klokwkdog: doped up all these years
juke: at least i dont have to dust off my old bozo's lp
klokwkdog: and other tales of professional sports and politics
Dr. Headphones: it's been a while, klok
cease: this is 38 years ago. i wonder how many people in the audience then are now dead?
Tween, JR: Yup, yup. Axe not for whom these bells telephon...
principlepoop: cipes are better than recipes
Dr. Headphones: juke: that's one LP i never owned. had it on cassette once, now on CD
Merlyn: no, if you've never heard the clips...sort of a joke...
klokwkdog: juke - the dust and patina adds to the resale value on ebay
bonemeister: Catherwood, write nasty lyrics about your white mama for Eminem
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside bonemeister and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
juke: i was a dead head once upon a time
cease: cip cip Cooray
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Dr. Kend^...Dr. Kend^..Please pee into the hole
juke: then jerry died
porgie: walk the dog catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to porgie and queries "Did you want something?"
Tween, JR: Thanks for keeping all this stuff, cease. We owe ya :)
cease: big brightr olive drab can
Merlyn: My favorite eminem song is here: http://www.thefreelancehairdresser.co.uk/freelancehairdresser_donetodeath.mp3
Tween, JR: Everybody hates Terrapin, but I really like it.
Dr. Headphones: dex: i did earlier, the big white one at the truck stop. then i flushed it
juke: really slow and draggy
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: My Favorite M&M color is ...uh....mauve?
principlepoop: I mock turtle soup
cease: are you old firesign fan, juke?
cease: this is from before they had albums
Tween, JR: The color purple people eater.
juke: yes dear friends
cease: although it provides source material for 2 places and dwarf
Dr. Headphones: cat: the days of wax cylinders?
principlepoop: smoke signals
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ WACS Cylinders
klokwkdog: ok, i got ˝way thru it, Merlyn
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: part of the war effort
Dr. Headphones: never smoked signals, do they roll up nicely? :)
cease: electrician written in 67 but came out in 68. this is late 67. i was listening to it on the radio at the time
klokwkdog: it would be funnier if i'd listened to much M&M
cease: you need dextrous wrists, kend
principlepoop: http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/videos/rmmr_celebritytip_pierreberton.wmv
Dr. Headphones: my wrists are half dextrous, half sinister
principlepoop: famous canadian tells how to roll a joint in that link
Tween, JR: You need Admiral Dex's wrists.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: JUst like The Tootwie Rolls vut leww cyllindreical
ah,clem: ooh, slight of hand
bonemeister: Stand Up & Cheer is also the name of a Shirley Temple movie and a Bob Hope special tribute to the NFL. It ran for only one season on ABC-TV.
Tween, JR: Aussie further?
principlepoop: dcrdhmtp
principlepoop: oops
juke: im back.... i was out chasing rabbits
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Chasing Rabbis?
Dr. Headphones: catch any?
Tween, JR: Wabbit up for me. Ill take it!
principlepoop: ok jake, jike, joke, jeke
Dr. Headphones: the mohel got away.......
juke: my daughter rabbit was in the back yard
bonemeister: Waterhead Down
principlepoop: moles or rabbits?
cease: this is the voice i wanted austin to do as mr ed in red shift
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: You Ain't Nothing but und hun dogge
juke: silly wabbit
bonemeister: White Rabbi?
Bambi: Orinoco River ... a wireless river I suppose
cease: but this is almost as old as mr ed. now it's to far in the past to remember
Dr. Headphones: speaking of which, did you know that the british royal family uses a mohel on all their male members?
juke: tastes like chicken
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ Thanks for the tip
Tween, JR: Tired of your dogs using your victrola to play swinging? Get a pirelli...
principlepoop: cut them off at the past
principlepoop: ohhhh wilbuuuur
cease: lol juke
juke: i'll go michlin
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: Got a Rirelli, couldn't paper train him though
klokwkdog: Dex - groan...
Dr. Headphones: i like rabbit. my grandfather used to raise them, ate a lot of it as a child
bonemeister: yokos
Dr. Headphones: yeah, klok, i ignored that one ;)
Merlyn: bunny on a bun
porgie: help me I'm fading away
juke: i woul rather eat a burger
klokwkdog: poop - funny video
Dr. Headphones: was actually served rabbit in the mess hall in the air force, too
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ Ignorance is bliss ppppphhhhhhttttt!!!!!
principlepoop: rabbit wings
bonemeister: burn a little rubber
cease: look in a mirror. click "copy"
Tween, JR: Licking Mitchner again, juke?
juke: like buffalo wings
Merlyn: Here's "Mr. Ed" sung in German: http://www.daveamason.com/april/mp3/Ralf%20Paulsen%5FMrEd%2Emp3
principlepoop: in the navy also
klokwkdog: you have to participate, Porgie, or you fade. If you're not quick, the Reaper will get you!
cease: methedrine works much better than "angerdrine"
cease: i wonder if they got pressure to change that?
bonemeister: pop a wheelie, do some pushups
ah,clem: ...
Tween, JR: Don't think you can wheel a pittsburg football player.
porgie: watches for reaper
bonemeister: funny cars
Tween, JR: Where am I????
klokwkdog: i was outtta stations again while walking today, ended up on the pops station. meat loaf having to sing "...sex and drums and rock and roll..." made me cringe
principlepoop: how can you be in two places
juke: did they use peanut butter
porgie: actually I listen to CN and bounce between 2-3 windows
cease: by being on the radio
porgie: CNI
Tween, JR: Roadie was a pretty good movie, actually...
principlepoop: 2 outta 3 ain't bad
klokwkdog: well that explains the color tinge to your posts, Porgie. Doppler shift
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: porgie: I run up and down the fire stairs and listen to my heart
Tween, JR: You see, the butter attracts the pea nuts.
juke: meatloaf and asleep at the wheel
cease: new fresno
juke: good combo
cease: charles shultz? he dead now
principlepoop: sauron no carbs artificial butter?
Tween, JR: Horrible musician. Funny movie. "Why does my life have to be so much harder than everyone else's?"
juke: rip
klokwkdog: yeah, the 60s, when having a primetime TV program in color was a BFD
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for rhymes and rituals
principlepoop: I know nothing, oops wrong shultz
klokwkdog: afk beer run
Dr. Headphones: first color tv i bought, 1972, $300. that was about 5 wks salary at the time for me
Tween, JR: Guess it's a matter of taste. I like Asleep at the Wheel. Fan of the Western side of country & western in general.
cease: their first coke joke?
juke: ive seen the wheel over 20 times
principlepoop: with lime?
juke: i had a crush on mary ann price
cease: your anti chrysler car will hold them off
Tween, JR: Things go better with the W Va coal company...
cease: ah, joe pyne
Tween, JR: Heck of a band. Never seen them live. Haven't been to the Broken Spoke yet. In the vicinity juke?
Dr. Headphones: i've been through wv, don't really want to go back
cease: you all know the story of frank zappa on the joe pyne show?
cease: they were just mocking pyne here
klokwkdog: Ken - I paid $400 for my first color TV...in 1983! A Hitachi. And I'm (rubbing it in) older than you.
juke: los angeles....or of the vicinity
principlepoop: mr peabody and sherman
Tween, JR: Yeah, the place is pretty tore up. Taking out the tops of mountains & dumping the sludge in the local streams. Nasty business.
juke: zappa and pyne....nope
cease: you in la, juke?
Tween, JR: Big vicinity.
juke: si
klokwkdog: no, Cat. sounds like a combustible mix, like Dick Cavett having Lester Maddox, Jim Brown and Truman Capote on at once
cease: i was living not far from the club this was recorded at in those days
principlepoop: anaheim, he is goofy at disneyland
Bambi: thanks Clem :-)
Dr. Headphones: bring your own axe handles to the party
Tween, JR: That's the new turbo pinto, isn't it?
cease: who was thst guy, gov of georgia, the axe handle guy, maddox?
principlepoop: bambi from the future again, I will thank JL now and beat the rush
klokwkdog: Ken - that was a pick handle!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Brackish
principlepoop: good ole lester
Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, been up since 5am, just wanted to stop in and say "hi" to all. gonna mosey off into the sunset now. TTFN, all
klokwkdog: Cat - you mean George Wallace?
Tween, JR: Like Dick Cavett interviewing Liddy. What fun.
cease: gotta jump down, spin around pick a bale o handle
principlepoop: wb fong
juke: the white one or the black one
cease: no the handle guy, lester madox
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: nite Ken
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:21 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dr. Headphones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
klokwkdog: good to CU here
Tween, JR: Keep 'er straight & true, Dr. H...
principlepoop: ken in ken-tucky
cease: wasnt he georgia gov?
cease: kend
Bambi: night Ken ... rest well!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ Told several people about the Cafe of one-legged women< Got wonderfuly mixed responses,,,kinda half horrified/half hilarious
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: rats
juke: alabama
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: missed him
klokwkdog: I forget, Cat. Google it. Wallace was the BFD southern governor of the time
principlepoop: the giant rat
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: thank you so much ah...clem
klokwkdog: poof! CNI fades instantly!
principlepoop: JL was cut off, I will not stand for it,
porgie: Your aunt ILEAN?\
cease: i remember him well. that's why firesign did that lurleen joke
bonemeister: This should be good for a laugh. http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showphoto.php/photo/208/cat/559 Miracles do happen, dear friends.
klokwkdog: Hey, thanks, Clem! Super show!
Bambi: lol
principlepoop: toad away toad away, where do we go when we're toad away
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: thaturn is thepthial
Bambi: guessing how much lag to account for on dialup is a real challenge lol
juke: his wife right
klokwkdog: good to see that you and Bambi have rejuv'ed the studio in Dendron and are back at it, dialup and all
Tween, JR: Peaches en Regalia in Georgia. Been there on a gig in Atlanta. Nice town, nice folks.
principlepoop: the clouds of saturn
juke: hot rats
porgie: is this FST or something else?
Tween, JR: No, a LEFT!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: thought you'd like to know...second week in a row when I didn't have to move car...better than a blue moon...better than mardi gras.......
klokwkdog: that was on the short list for a Booker Prize, wasn't it, Poop?
principlepoop: thank you root, you are the cat
porgie: PSA
juke: captain beefheartt
juke: and willie the pimp
klokwkdog: porgie - CNI is computer news and information 24/7 except for specific FST and live show segments
Bambi: glad we could finally get it done too Klok. Thanks
bonemeister: the rings of Saturn do not need to be replaced
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Colonel Buffalo Wiong
klokwkdog: you can find the schedule at cniradio.com
principlepoop: yes, but the winner had dated the judges sisters, and brothers
klokwkdog: Bambi - you need a picture of the animals on one of the webpages
ah,clem: good night everyone
Tween, JR: Thanks, Clem...
juke: good nite
principlepoop: night and thanks again, keepers of the root
klokwkdog: nite Clem
cease: nite, ah
principlepoop: have a super week
klokwkdog: bone - maybe not, but Cassini is there anyway, so may as well hone the cylinder
Merlyn: nite clem
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "12:26 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Merlyn: tx again for great FT stuff
porgie: bring me a knife catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie a knife.
Bambi: night everyone ... gotta rest now ... been a long day ... have a great night!
klokwkdog: BTW - cassini main page: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/main/index.html
klokwkdog: one amazing piece of hardware
cease: yes this was the first time i've heard magic mushroom shows on cni, i think
Tween, JR: Robots on Mars. What'll they think of next? National health insurance?
Bambi: think porgie wants some cheese
bonemeister: NASA's ring job
porgie: slit my wrists catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood slits porgie's wrists.
klokwkdog: nite Bambi
juke: bambi has left the bulding
principlepoop: give bambi a kiss catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a kiss.
Bambi: nytol! :-)
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwwood, tell porgie to carve a niche for himself
juke: nite bambi
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Bambi
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doings Bambi's job!"
Tween, JR: Bye, Bambi...
porgie: You've killed me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood killeds porgie.
Bambi: and PrincipalP
||||||||| Around 12:28 AM, Bambi walks off into the sunset...
klokwkdog: and FYA (esp. if you have 3D glasses), the Mars Rover main page: http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/home/
principlepoop blushes
bonemeister: gnite, Bamb
Tween, JR: It's the principal of moments thing...
cease: osiris, what has happened to your nose?
juke: well my daugher is home so my time is short.....she has to check her my space
porgie: Its right here
principlepoop: I just returned from rome
Tween, JR: I've just returned from gnome...
principlepoop: welcome and night night juke
cease: nioce meeting you, juke
porgie: in my hand
principlepoop: keep 'em flying
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Oh! Cyrus!..what has happened to your reaper?
klokwkdog: those kids'll do ya in ;-) good luck juke
juke: it has been fun ......i will be back
principlepoop: gnome gnome on the range
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Juke
cease: there was a firesign producer named cyrus, as i recall
klokwkdog: ; switches to fallingstars pop channel stream: http://www.fallingstars.co.kr/eng.htm
Tween, JR: Ohm, ohm, toaster...
principlepoop: don't talk like that in california juke lol
juke: not leavin quite yet
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Farquararar
principlepoop: reminds me of your gov..
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Argh!
cease: yes thats it
juke: the terminator
juke: ouch
klokwkdog: divides the light side from the dark side...
Tween, JR: I'll be bach...
cease: start sewing the terminator seeds
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: This is the end, my dear friends, the very end...
juke: or is it kindergarten cop
klokwkdog: tweeny - but they are playing beethoven!
Tween, JR: Or is it... ? No, it's the end...
klokwkdog: caught me by surprise, thought I clicked the worng bookmark. who the heck is Steve Vai???
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: That's not Beethoven, that's Karl Ryder
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: son of Rhyder the Red
juke: some guy with too much chops
Tween, JR: Rhyders of the Strom... Ryders of the Strom...
klokwkdog: oooh, Candy Clark in the shower. don't remember another thing about that movie...
juke: play a zillion notes a minute
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Oscar Peterson?
principlepoop: erik the read, but a thinking reed
juke: yes but peterson can play
klokwkdog: john reed?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Rhyders of the Pruple Slage
cease: montreal's most famous pianist. just got a school named affer him
Tween, JR: They found him bye the reads, in a shopping basket.
cease: he's almost dead, but he stilll plays
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Oscar Cadamey?
principlepoop: why can't johnny reed or mary marry?
juke: I like Bill Evans and he is dead
principlepoop: oops marry mary
cease: guaraldi's my man, and he's been dead a long time
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: He's not almost dead..at least not more so than eny of us...had a stroke which incapicitated his left hand....almost recovered
juke: charlie brown stuff
juke: i like it too
principlepoop: he is all right now?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: juke: I too am a big Bill Evans fan
cease: i saw him on tv the other day pretending to be alive at the school named after him.
Tween, JR: Chick Corea is one of my top 10 americans.
cease: scientology and all?
juke: waltz for deby
Tween, JR: Yeah, well... Excellent keys.
juke: one of my faves
cease: i played piano as a kid and not surprisingly its my favourite instrument to listen to
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: But he';s spanish...like "My Spanush heardt"?
Tween, JR: Romantic Warrior is classic (in my humble opinion).
juke: i played trumpet in latin weddin bands
cease: did you have to speak latin?
juke: tried to be miles davis playin cumbias
Tween, JR: Oh, no! Not a spanish suitcase 73?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: keyboard ability destoryed ,,,mission accomplished
cease: sometimes he sings, sometimes he sobs was my fave before he went electric
cease: my wife liked his spanish stuff, but that's the kinda music she plays
juke: with dave holland
principlepoop: my favorite spanish song is kitty stew
Tween, JR: E cannibus uthem... One from many jack hemps ;)
cease: Day's Sauce
Merlyn: see you folx, just fixing catherwood's parser a bit
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Merlyn
juke: i liked the return to forever iwth flora
cease: y'all know the story about krassner and corea?
Merlyn: bye catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Bye now..."
Tween, JR: And the sauce of the day is... Seagrams!
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Miles coul;d play any kind of music he wanted..course it would always be Miles's music
principlepoop: tweak it baby tweak it
Merlyn waves
klokwkdog: can you parse up to five now, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to klokwkdog and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
||||||||| At 12:39 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
juke: miles ahead
bonemeister: Kurt Vonnegut and Al Franken flogging their books, Lewis Black and this guy http://www.firezine.net/issue2/img/fredrob.jpg on Imus this week
principlepoop: I think the official name of kitty stew is erus tu or something like that
Tween, JR: Hammer, Corea, Payne... a few of my favs
||||||||| It's 12:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
bonemeister: Er, not Fred
bonemeister: the other guy
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: No Keith, Standards?
principlepoop: ahhh the plague, and bambi is not here :(
klokwkdog: Dex - that's kinda how I play "music", but it's in a different sense ;-)
cease: after guaraldi died, jarret was my fave
juke: bambi is gone
bonemeister: Wait a minute. Vonnegut and Franken did not flog Lewis Black.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: so is thumper
Tween, JR: Duke, Hancock...
cease: his version of My Back Pages the best version anyone has done of any dylan song
klokwkdog: cat - yeah, but some guy on stage is always humming in those jarrett records
principlepoop: gone but not forgotten, she wanted the plague
juke: eliane elias is good too
juke: and she is pretty too
Tween, JR: Jarrett? Little too esoteric for my taste, but I like listening to him.
klokwkdog: cat - i thought baez did a good job on a few
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok loves to get his little criticisms in =))
bonemeister: They didn't flog Rob Bartlett either... maybe they should havbe
principlepoop: esoteric sounds basalmic
bonemeister: have
cease: your wrong, klok
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bone: They're flogging Chris Carlin this week
principlepoop: and the have nots
klokwkdog: Dex - well, it's not as bad as that canadian piano player; the classical guy, named uh...
klokwkdog: glen gould
klokwkdog: whoever was on stage humming with him ruined most of his recordings
juke: glen gould.....i have not heard yet
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: YOu're missing the forest for one tree
principlepoop: I must toodle, so toodles
Tween, JR: David Foster can play some pretty good keys as well as produce the heck out of an album.
bonemeister: Bartlett should flog his supporting role in The Odd Couple on Broadway
principlepoop: have a super week
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: Always a pleasure, night
Tween, JR: So, long, P...
||||||||| principlepoop hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's principlepoop?! It's 12:43 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| "Hey principlepoop!" ... principlepoop turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:43 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
juke: tah tah principle
cease: actually i think hendrixs dylan covers were almost to the jarret level and lots of folk have done magnifceent dyaln covers
klokwkdog: can't take a forest home with me, but...now that you mention it, time to go into the nearby state park and get a Christmas tree...
bonemeister: He reminds of Zero Mostel a little... A ham, but good ham
Tween, JR: Ah, Canadian tyme...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I liked the coves on the old Pacific Jazz records best
klokwkdog: yeah, Cat -- I liked the one for Subterranean Homesick Blues, the one with Grossman's wife in the chair...
bonemeister: Some comedy needs some ham
juke: Garcia,doin simple twist of fate
Tween, JR: Hendrix did a wonderful job with watchtower. Let me add Steve Winwood to the list.
klokwkdog: juke - Baez' version is really good, too
juke: chet baker and models
klokwkdog: esp. her "Dylan" riff in there
bonemeister: Anyway, he won't be the biggest ham in that play
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Juke: Ever hear Chet Bker on Elvis Costello songs?
juke: almost blue
bonemeister: Catherwood, sing Beastly Vincent Beasley of the BBC
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to bonemeister and queries "Someone mention my name?"
juke: live in tokyo
klokwkdog thought baker long dead b4 costello
Tween, JR: I walked away with $50 worth of hams in my pants, and it only cost me $30 and 60 days...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Yes. And Shipbuilding
cease: ive been live in tokyo
cease: better than being dead
Tween, JR: Live in TJ, as in Deep Purple?
klokwkdog: well, this has been real, but gotta blow this popcorn joint. CU all on the flip side...
juke: great chet session in tokyo
klokwkdog: gaijin outta here
cease: klok
juke: kinda sober chet
Tween, JR: Ruff... Have a great week...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kdog: Not so...they played together beforeBaker was gone
klokwkdog: movin' on...
klokwkdog: sober chet ;-))
Tween, JR: Ah, you foriegn knee her?
klokwkdog: cool, Dex
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: K: Keep on a-moving
juke: kinda of an aximoran
bonemeister: Pat Robertson own the idea of Life... but he's thinking about selling it to US Plus
klokwkdog: exit, exit, exit: nite nite nite
||||||||| "Hey klokwkdog!" ... klokwkdog turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:49 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
bonemeister: owns
Tween, JR: The 4th part of the axi of evil. Rick Moranis.
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bone: Thought he only owned idea of "Conception" of Life
||||||||| 12:50 AM: Dave jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
juke: i think i shall retire to my quarters for the evening
Tween, JR: Evenin' Dave...
Dave: yep, I'm late but saw you guys on so thought I'd at least make a quick appearance
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Dave: You party animal you =))
cease: by juke
cease: hi dave
Tween, JR: Say hi to Asbury for me...
cease: hey dave, did you catch pbs show about jack benny, among others, last night?
juke: nite
cease: the pioneers of prime time, it was oddly called
Dave: no Cat I didn't, I haven't a tv in my room, but that would have been cool to watch
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Les Heights and His ASBURY jUKES
||||||||| Around 12:52 AM, juke walks off into the sunset...
Tween, JR: So how's school treatin' ya, Dave?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: vleah...caps
Dave: any way I could watch it online?
cease: you said you had 700 benny shows and this show said he did 900. maybe that was counting appearances on other peoples shows
bonemeister: Life™
cease: listen, not watch, obviously. its about old radio comedians
Tween, JR: Don't laugh Dave. They're working on it.
cease: its pbs so it'll be on again. listen to it when it reappears
Dave: school's good, got an essay to start on Saturday, but I've got about a week and 3 days and I'm done, 6 weeks off from thanksgiving to new years
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Nite Life (Uber script "TM")_
cease: why such a long vacation?
Dave: yeah there is an updated collection on otrcat.com I might get, there were about 900 or so
Tween, JR: Why, by the time you're our age, they'll have Fear Factor direct to your cortical.
bonemeister: Pat Robertson is thinking about selling the rights to Life™ to US Plus.
Dave: well I go later than the other colleges, I'm on the quarter system as well, but I'll end the first week in June
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Well Dale Robertson is thinking about shooting him
cease: i was at ucla when it was on the quarter system
cease: dont rmember the schedule very well. it was long ago
bonemeister: Pat Robertson is thinking about shooting his mouth off... again
Tween, JR: UCLA marching band. Fleetwood Mac. Tusk!
Dave: I just bought a 20 dvd mp3 set of old time radio, 42000 shows or so, it was worth it
cease: maybe it was trimesters
bonemeister: shooting his foot
cease: you wont live that long, dave
bonemeister: feet
bonemeister: again
Tween, JR: feat
Dave: Ken said I'd better believe in reincarnation because I wasn't going to have time to listen to all of them in this lifetime
cease: he was here. he isnt now
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Dave: I just picked up 144 Bob and Ray Shows on one cd (mPEG)
cease: lil feat, dont fail me now
cease: i should go put on some little feat. i used to love them
Tween, JR: From the Simple English Schoolboy's Dislexicon...
cease: you definitely wont live that long, dex
Tween, JR: Day at the Dog Races, Cat...
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: It's a German Xmipu Doce
Dave: yes this set has 275 or so of them which I already had at home, but they're good guys, this thing was worth the price cause I got some shows I never would have gotten
bonemeister: Dystopia
Tween, JR: Livin' la La Doce Vito...
cease: harpo endlessly being chased by a doberman?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Hell, I've ogot 182 Goon Show episodes on mPEG
cease: i really have to listen to more goons. i've heard very few
bonemeister: Dysrespect is what Vito gets
Tween, JR: Was the doberman playing the piano also?
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: They're wonderful..though take some getting used to
cease: i resally have to spend more time creating my own stuff instread of listening to or watching other people's
Tween, JR: Sellers was in the Goons, wasn't he?
bonemeister: Anyone read a book title Syndic?
bonemeister: titled
Dave: ah yes they're great, very fast-paced
cease: i know their ihnfluehnce on python and firesign,
Tween, JR: What's it all about, Oafie?
bonemeister: dis function
cease: my understanding of limey english seemed inferior to my enjoyment possbilities of what i heard
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tween, JR: Boney has a beautiful mind.
cease: tha'ts not a mind, it's a bone
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: cat: it's not that big of sn impediment
bonemeister: 'you have a beautiful brain' doesn't work as a pick-up line in a singles bar
bonemeister: I know, I've tried it.
cease: send me some goons, dex, unless i can get em all online somewhere
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Well, gotta get out of hhher..if it's the last thing I ever do
cease: off you dex
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Off you too Cat, and I will
bonemeister: the man with x-ray eyes sez you've got a beautiful brain
Tween, JR: Hey darlin', can I buy you a drink? What's your sign? Let me guess... You're an Egyptian...
cease: as in "off you go"
cease: that's not a hawk, that's a moth
Dave: well yeah I'm gonna try and sleep I guess, glad I could drop in for a brief stay, hi to all I missed
Tween, JR: And a way we go... See you bozos next time on the bus...
bonemeister: these days 'you have a beautiful mind' doesn't work either
Dave: and byebye
||||||||| Tween, JR rushes off, saying "1:04 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: good to see you dave, however briefly
cease: off we all go
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 1:04 AM train to British Columbia.
||||||||| Dave says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dave exits at 1:05 AM.
bonemeister: these days 'we could make beautiful Life™ together' might work.
bonemeister: gnite
bonemeister: Just you and me, Dex.
bonemeister: gnite, Dex.
||||||||| At 1:08 AM, bonemeister vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 1:55 AM crosstown bus from Illinois pulls away, leaving JL Piano coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
JL Piano: Dan Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear JL Piano
JL Piano: Aw, c'mon, Dan.
JL Piano: Catherwood, press me an ancient grape!
||||||||| Catherwood presss JL Piano an ancient grape.
JL Piano: Catherwood, I think you need to learn how to conjugate your verbs.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside JL Piano and asks "Would you like something?"
JL Piano: Yes, a smarter butler!
||||||||| "Hey JL Piano!" ... JL Piano turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 1:58 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
bonemeister
Bunnyboy
cease
CommieMartyr
Dave
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
Firebroiled
J. Llama Piano
JL Piano
juke
klokwkdog
Mark Tween
Merlyn
Mudhead
porgie
principlepoop
Stickman
Tween, JR
Woody One
URL References:
http://216.234.115.10:8000/
http://216.234.115.10:8000/listen.pls
http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/home/
ZDNet:>http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/0,39020381,39235702,00.htm">ZDNet:
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http://thisweekintech.com/29
http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/
http://www.asbestostoday.com/news/000328.html
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/videos/rmmr_celebritytip_pierreberton.wmv
http://www.daveamason.com/april/mp3/Ralf%20Paulsen%5FMrEd%2Emp3
http://www.epa.gov/region8/superfund/libby/index.html
http://www.fallingstars.co.kr/eng.htm
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/tools.php#bottom
http://www.firezine.net/issue2/img/fredrob.jpg
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/main/index.html
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showphoto.php/photo/208/cat/559
www.thedigitalbits.com
http://www.thefreelancehairdresser.co.uk/freelancehairdresser_donetodeath.mp3



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And, "The Home Team"