||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 24, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:51 AM and late as usual, it's Firebroiled, just back from Elmertown." Firebroiled: Does anyone have any hot groat clusters to stuff my tourque...?? Firebroiled: Gobble-gobble gobble-gobble gobble-gobble gobble-gobble gobble-gobble gobble-gobble gobble-gobble talk to you all later!! ||||||||| At 8:54 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 24, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 9:29 PM. Dexter Fong: Well, who'da thought Dexter Fong: How are you Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong Dexter Fong: Up yours Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "My ears are burning..." ||||||||| 9:30 PM: Tourkay jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Dexter Fong: Gobble Gobble Tourkey Tourkay: Where's everybody? Dexter Fong: Indeed!! Tourkay: Don't tell me they're still eating Dexter Fong: 'pparently Tourkay: Catherwood get me some people ||||||||| Catherwood gets Tourkay some people. Tourkay: Roll a couple and leave them on the side table in the sitting room Tourkay: Let's burn some Catherwood... ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Tourkay and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Tourkay: And the terrible news drought continues...... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease disembarks at 9:36 PM. Tourkay: they should put a chip up your ass, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Tourkay and mumbles "oh, fuck off Tourkay!" cease: hi dex. could you open the word file? cease: did dex leave? Tourkay: Hey cease cease: george de la tourkey? Tourkay: He was just here a moment ago Tourkay: He could be sitting in the waiting room or.... cease: or did you split it with the sound effects man? Tourkay: splitting the sound could be deafening ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Dexter Fong tiptoes in around 9:40 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Tourkay: Fong Dong gone Dexter Fong: Sorry Tourkey, ISP crashed or something technical like that Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat cease: hey dex. could you open the word file? cease: happy dead indian day, as it were Dexter Fong: Cat: Not yet..seems to be Adobe Acrobat file...will continue to hack away at it...I'll let you know if I can't do it cease: i never heard from bambi and ah clem about the list i sent them, or even if they opened it cease: no, its Word Tourkay: Pass the Indian, dead or alive, with extra blood ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dr. Headphones inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Dr. Headphones: good evening, dear friends :) Dexter Fong: Hey Kend^ =))) Tourkay: Hey Fones Dexter Fong: What a delightful surprise cease: hey, its kend. now the party can begin Dr. Headphones: yep, i'm off until monday 4am cease: where did i put my drugs? Dexter Fong: In your veins? Dr. Headphones: cat, i have none i can pass you, alas cease: i have lots as usual cease: lot 49, as i recall Dr. Headphones: although i just finished a huge dinner, might need tums for the tummy later cease: or maybe his wife
Dexter Fong cries, "Lot 49" I used to live there Dr. Headphones: i bid on lot 49 at auction once. got beat by old lady with purple hair who outbid me cease: hows the truckin biz, kend? Dr. Headphones: cat: staying incredibly busy cease: at least you werent beaten by the tystero. cease: they use brass knuckles Dr. Headphones: i never was beaten by muhammad ali either, thank grid cease: is that good, kend? Dexter Fong: Kend^: Hope they made that hole you have to pee into big enough cease: i dont think i've ever been busy, and dont plan to start anytime soon Dr. Headphones: dex: mostly it's the big white things in rest rooms where i pee. well, sometimes i pee into the stream also cease: and thats important Dexter Fong: That's Ecology friends Dr. Headphones: not much in life that's more important. got to reward our downstream brothers and sisters Tourkay: The burning question of the hour?? ||||||||| klokwkdoggobble enters at 9:47 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. Dexter Fong: OUr upstream brothers reward us with a golden stream cease: trucking or ecology? Dr. Headphones: fire? klokwkdoggobble: kinda lite this weak Dr. Headphones: hey klokster cease: hey klok klokwkdoggobble: no CNI neither Tourkay: Hey klok Dexter Fong: Hey Klok =) cease: i think ah and bambi are elsewhere involved Dr. Headphones: klok: yep, lite meat on my plate earlier. dark is reserved for casseroles next week klokwkdoggobble: ;-) cease: did you see elayne's dinner on her blog? klokwkdoggobble: good for them, Cat cease: looks tasty and i dont even like turkey klokwkdoggobble: no, was it something? Dr. Headphones: nope, haven't looked cease: you have her blog url? klokwkdoggobble: no Dexter Fong: The Earl of Blog cease: elayneriggs.blogspot.com Dr. Headphones: oops, gone for a minute there, had to say "bye" to guests leaving Dexter Fong: Bye Bye Getz cease: i thik elayne is the empress of blogs Dr. Headphones: stan was here? klokwkdoggobble: that was a nice feest Dexter Fong: Kend^: Stan by your man Dr. Headphones: dex, perhaps you didn't get the memo about my sexual identity? Tourkay: Where's Babe Hardy? cease: i had a chicken breast and some steamed broccoli with dill mustard Dr. Headphones: cat: was cruising through wisconsin last week, heard local radio station interviewing curator of "the mustard museum" and he said dill mustard was one of their best sellers cease: my govt just gave me a big tax break today. arent elections wonderful? Dexter Fong: I had dinner with@ 28 people and drank alot of Jura, Single Malt 12 year old scoth cease: i love it Dr. Headphones: he let the radio guy taste some $28/jar truffle mustard ||||||||| Outside, the 9:53 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving principlepoop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: did you know any of them, kend? Dr. Headphones: oh, dex, hope you're doing well then :) Dr. Headphones: hey poop principlepoop: gobble gobble gobble Dexter Fong: Hey pP Dr. Headphones: cat: i'm not a huge mustard fan, although i do prefer the brown type over the yellow Tourkay: What is reality, Poop? Dexter Fong: though I notice you no longer capitalize PooP cease: this dill stuff i get here in wondrous principlepoop: only 12 years old scotch? Dr. Headphones: the reality is that poop is up to 1/3 bacteria principlepoop: reality is a crutch klokwkdoggobble: wasted energy, Dex cease: thats younger than most of my cllothes Dexter Fong: Cat: I've seen how you dress =)) principlepoop: my name is saved in the chat room, I rarely change it Dr. Headphones: saved by the blood of jesus christ, amen and hallelujah! Dexter Fong: pp: But you were pP for some time klokwkdoggobble: i don't think Merlyn caches names principlepoop: dill mustard? blasphemy principlepoop: IE or xp does, in my history cease: well, i'll never get mugged, dex. Tourkay: dilldoe mustard?? cease: i look poorer than any mugger Dr. Headphones: klok: no, but your browser history usually does. i just type "fir" and it pops up for me Dexter Fong: Cat: Not for your clothes no, Cat principlepoop: Jesus H. Christ, don't forget his middle initial cease: lol Dr. Headphones: hey, am i the only lucky one who got snow for thanksgiving? about 4-5" here so far klokwkdoggobble: it's on the monogram on the robe sleeve, Poop Tourkay: A Mighty Hot Dog is our Lord! cease: its been so cold here it might as well snow. we were fogged in all week klokwkdoggobble: we got the predicted ½"; melted Dexter Fong: We had a brief rain spritz but other than that, all clear on the eastern front principlepoop: we had a inch of snow last night, in the 50s almost today Dr. Headphones: hot dogs, mustard. someone is thinking right here Dr. Headphones: poop: where? michigan here principlepoop: JHC, send your hard earned money to meeeeee principlepoop: ask nino, you cannot bother me Dexter Fong: pP is coming out of Martinsville VA cease: just used my new waterpipe. principlepoop: oops it says martinsville, actually roanoke cease: i got email from friend in ohio. he said he mowed lawn last week, its covered with snow now Dr. Headphones: or so nino says. he also says i'm portland oregon and i am not principlepoop: well, actually actually bottom of botetourt country, webster Dexter Fong: pp: Lot of my relatives are from the Martinsville area Dr. Headphones: cat: not lead is it? that's what brought down rome cease: its supposed to change colours with use. i look forward to that cease: no, glass principlepoop: getting wet cat? I thought cats did not like being wet cease: i dont like going outside at all Dr. Headphones: i probably won't go out until ready to go to work monday 4am Dr. Headphones: well, maybe check mail fri/sat principlepoop: ahh the grand funk railroad song, go ahead and look outside the door Dr. Headphones: play that funky music, white boy! principlepoop: I thought it was barbarians ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dr. Headphones: barbarian streisand is a great singer cease: i thought it was jesus Dexter Fong: Play that funky music, white barbarians Dr. Headphones: catherwood's clock needs to be cleaned ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:01 PM!" cease: his blood is all over the city. they make wine out of it Dexter Fong: Catherwood you suck ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" Dr. Headphones: he's almost a half a time zone out of synch principlepoop: the romans sang the way we were principlepoop: who's blood? Dr. Headphones: anti-crip is blood cease: jesus's
Dexter Fong sings "Sonno Porci Questae Romanai principlepoop: are you making fun of the lord our saviour? Dr. Headphones: hey, all, i shaved off most of the beard, have only a small vandyke now. i think it makes me look distinguished (or extinguished?) cease: Fumiyo hadn't been exposed to much Christian art before we landed in rome. all those bleeding crucified jesuses all over the place really grossed her out principlepoop: his actual name was penis van lesbian Dr. Headphones: yeah, i'm sure when he returns he won't like being reminded by seeing all them around cease: a good vancouver name Dexter Fong: One of the founding father/mothers principlepoop: oops sorry, not jesus, the easter bunny is our lord saviour now cease: ah, the mayor Dexter Fong: .....eh..what's up God? Dr. Headphones: heaven? cease: golgotha? principlepoop: thanksgiving, where we give thanks the indians did not put up a good fight Dexter Fong: Elmer Fudd is *my* God
Dr. Headphones sings "kill the wabbit......" principlepoop: vahalla cease: the diety of elmertown Dr. Headphones: fudd you and the horse you rode in on cease: speaking of elmertown, i wonder if the lads are working on any new stuff principlepoop: have they got new waterpipes too? Dr. Headphones: cat: you know they are constantly doing that. the real question is whether or not they will record/release Dexter Fong: Cat: Finally read the Buffingotn? letters re; PHil Austin... cease: yeah, told me more about that era than i wanted to know Dexter Fong: Cat: Heh =)) klokwkdoggobble: isn't that always the way? cease: no, i dont know they're doing that, kend. i would hope so, but i dont know klokwkdoggobble: BTW, RIP Vine DeLoria Jr., author of Custer Died For Your Sins principlepoop: isn't that the way they say it goes, but give me the number so I can call cease: i think they need dollar signs and deadlines to actually write stuff, to some extent Dexter Fong: Kend^ My impressions is that they don't spend a lot of time together cease: oh yes, the Indian Pope Dr. Headphones: anyone here read any terry pratchett? i'm in the middle of "small gods" right now. quite the nice satire on religion klokwkdoggobble: nope principlepoop: I know the name cease: i thik thats the case, dex cease: ive long wanted to but never have. he has a book coweritten with neal gaiman i'd like to read Dr. Headphones: i had funny idea other day, came out of nowhere, of mohandas k. gandhi standing over firesign theatre with whip, forcing them to write and perform ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne in through the front door at 10:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. cease: he has an orangutan character that made him of interest when i was runinig the local orangutan foundation Elayne: Evenin' all, and happy Thanksgiving! Tourkay: Hey E! principlepoop: howdy E Dr. Headphones: cat: i've read that one, can't remember name right now. not bad, but not great either, IMHO klokwkdoggobble: an all-vegetable whip, of course Dr. Headphones: hey el Dexter Fong: Elayne the Blogg Queen! ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Armadillo Tweeny in through the front door at 10:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. cease: good one, kend cease: ah, its well fed el Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny Dr. Headphones: and mr.tweeny, LTNS klokwkdoggobble: hi Elayne, Tweeny cease: the empress enters principlepoop: dick army armadillo tweeny klokwkdoggobble: steadman ought to be here, considering it's holiday Armadillo Tweeny: That's an over-simplification... cease: great pix on your blog, el, as usual principlepoop: over under 10 4 Dexter Fong: Twenty seconds over Simplification klokwkdoggobble: Dex -- I think all the guys have Real Lives now; perhaps multiple ones Elayne: Thanks, Cat! I've had a ball today. Dr. Headphones: soccer or base? Dexter Fong: Klok: Depends on what you mean by *Real* cease: looks like it. klokwkdoggobble: I keep having this vision of one of them showing up at another's door, Belushi-style: "We're getting the band back together..." Armadillo Tweeny: I'll bid 30! cease: did you see that new yorker article on the history of comics, el? Dr. Headphones: klok: we can only pray to grid you're right principlepoop: a mission from the easter bunny Dexter Fong: or...Hey Man, wanna paint houses in the Valley? Elayne: Nah, Cat, I knew about it but I don't really have the time to read everything I'd like. cease: its not my copy but i'm gonna scan and save it on my computer. can send you copy if you like Dexter Fong: Elayne: How do you know whether or not you'd like it till you've read it Dexter Fong: ? cease: speaking of new yorkers, did you ever read that article i gave you about persepolis? Armadillo Tweeny: $.50 for a bus in Austin. What are you guys doing in Van? cease: this new article calls her the best graphic novelist. Dr. Headphones: 50 cents for a bus? i'll take 2, please Elayne: I would agree with that estimation, Cat. cease: depends on how far yhoure going and when but the minimum price just to go up the street is $2.25 Armadillo Tweeny: C'mon Hesus.. Dexter Fong: The best Graphitie Artist? cease: i loved persepolis but think sandman is the best i've seen. you of course have seen milllions more klokwkdoggobble: those are Canadian dollars, not the boring American kind, Tweeny Armadillo Tweeny: Don't worry 'bout me, no... Dr. Headphones: i want one of those canadian bills with the hockey players on it :) cease: the article is very prejudiced towards women artists and against male ego tales Elayne: And I retain very little, Cat. :) cease: maybe it was written by a friend of lulu klokwkdoggobble: whazappenin', Tweeny Armadillo Tweeny: Borrring..
klokwkdoggobble needs to go down and put salt under the lip of the garage door...
Dexter Fong 's male ego bristlews cease: i forget names instantly but tend to remember important stuff Dr. Headphones: klok: you put snuff under your lip, spit every so often Elayne: I don't tend to retain fiction any more, but it's okay because I can always look stuff up again. Dexter Fong: Klok: If you put salt under there lip, they'll roll right up Armadillo Tweeny: Just wanted to check in with folks. You guys talk amongst yourselves. Happy Turkey Day. cease: no, that's coke principlepoop: i forget what I forget but I am sure it was something klokwkdoggobble: I want it to be able to spit my car out at 5:50AM tomorrow, so I can scoot over to Staples! Dr. Headphones: ok, mr. tween, you have great weekend ||||||||| "10:16 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Armadillo Tweeny, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. cease: yo too, tweeny Dexter Fong: See you later tweeny klokwkdoggobble: nite Tweeny! klokwkdoggobble: have a happy Holiday, you hear? klokwkdoggobble: shucks, gone quick principlepoop: gobble oops cease: he may have been between activities Dr. Headphones: i refuse to go to any sale tomorrow, especially 6am! did that once at walmart, swore "nevermore" Dexter Fong: spoo elbbog Elayne: I'll be celebrating Buy Nothing Day tomorrow, as Cat may suspect... klokwkdoggobble: Ken -- you'd be too late. Wal-Mart sale starts at 5AM cease: ADM is doing an ad celebrating truckers on the pbs newshour now Dr. Headphones: e: i'm joining that movement too. but only because i don't want to clear the snow off the car to go anywhere Dexter Fong: Kend^ 6 AM here is only 7 PN in China cease: we have a friend coming in from toronto so not buying stuff is not an option Dr. Headphones: i abhor ADM klokwkdoggobble: Staples had a half-full parking lot last year and Dunkin Donuts coffee and donut holes for customers. Seemed very civilized cease: its not the news, its the ADM Newshour Dexter Fong: ADM = ? principlepoop: I love ADM, if anybody is listening I denounce the doctor Tourkay: Think I'll join Tween, Night Cat, Ken Dex and others..........nite Lew, where ever you are, friend. cease: archer daniles midland? klokwkdoggobble: Archer Daniels Midland Dr. Headphones: archer daniels midland. giant mega-farm conglomerate ||||||||| Tourkay departs at 10:19 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" cease: by tour klokwkdoggobble: Giant agribusiness congllomerate, Dex cease: indeed, tour principlepoop: mega mega mega klokwkdoggobble: Along with Cargill Dexter Fong: Adios Tourquay Dr. Headphones: he got away with a fare thee well. maybe next time, tourkay principlepoop: ciao tourquay Dr. Headphones: oops, withOUT instead of with on my last comment cease: isnt that a gin? principlepoop: what is the fare you said, only 50 cents? cease: an italian gin?
Dexter Fong sings a tonic chord principlepoop: I need one more card before I have gin cease: have an orson Dr. Headphones: poop: what's your address, i'll send you a christmas card ;) klokwkdoggobble: ADM is gobbling up US crop subsidies that are supposed to go to poor family farmers, buys their crops for a song, and uses its profits to support huge factory farms in Argentina and Brazil that drive prices our few remaining non-conglomerate farmers down even farther ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:21 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. Merlyn: don't bogart that indian principlepoop: hello M cease: we had our dog washed today. you wouldnt believe how beautiful he is now klokwkdoggobble: happy holiday, Merlyn Dr. Headphones: i played a game of canasta earlier. my partner and i soundly trounced our opponents Dr. Headphones: hey merl Dexter Fong: Klok: Soon as you mentioned the name knew/remembered what bastards they are cease: kind of glowing white/gold principlepoop: hello M klokwkdoggobble: sheesh, canasta! Dexter Fong: HI Merl cease: hi merl. we were just talking about dogs Elayne: Evenin' Brian! principlepoop: I have not played canasta in about 30 years klokwkdoggobble: Dex - they have replaced the United Fruit Company/Chiquita Dr. Headphones: what's wrong with that, klok? a fine game that taxes the mind while depending on some luck also principlepoop: ahhh nancy Dexter Fong: Kend^; I know =(((( cease: i'm chiquita banana and i'm here to say.... klokwkdoggobble: oh, nothing; I just remember my parents playing Canasta; it was a big '50s craze Dexter Fong: peel me off baby principlepoop: an adult version of go fish Dr. Headphones: my parents are christians, don't play cards. klokwkdoggobble: Capablanca, the great chess grandmaster, actually found chess boring and preferred Canasta Dexter Fong: Klkok: Bridge for the less intellectual Dr. Headphones: dex: i used to play bridge all the time, love the game. klokwkdoggobble: Gee, talk about elitism! ;-) Dr. Headphones: every tuesday night, club played about 20 tables of duplicate Dexter Fong: Kend^ If I had another life would play bridge, fascinating game principlepoop: idle hands are the devil's den cease: i was checking out "seniors residences" this week for my parents. the homes tour guide asked if my parents played cards Dr. Headphones: 4NT cease: alas, no. it would give whats left of their brains something to do principlepoop: isn't that bridge built yet? Dexter Fong: Most interesting ame for me lately is Texas Hold 'em Dr. Headphones: what exactly is that, dex? i know it's a form of poker, but that's the limit of my knowledge klokwkdoggobble: I remember the newspaper had some daily or weekly column called "_____ on Bridge", which would analyze a game each time klokwkdoggobble: It reminded me of chess match reports Dr. Headphones: yes, klok, omar sharif or charles goren, probably principlepoop: lloyd klokwkdoggobble: Ocean State Job Lot is full of Poker stuff, suddenly -- tables, card and chip sets, books, etc. klokwkdoggobble: a good sign that it's "over", Dex ;-) Dexter Fong: Kend: 2 down cards followed by a round of betting: 3 card flop, community bards...more betting; another card...more betting.; fifth card more bnetting...; form best hand with five out of seven cards klokwkdoggobble: yeah, I think it was charles goren cease: poker seems to be sweeping your country. principlepoop: surfing the channels there 3 or 4 poker channels now cease: of course, it's easily swept klokwkdoggobble: what seems to be big now is that Japanese number puzzle. Lots of books of them showing up klokwkdoggobble: it doesn't look interesting Dexter Fong: Of all firms of poker, Hold 'em is most interesting cease: i want math to work for me. i dont want to work for math Elayne: I'm going to get on with my blog-reading now. Just came to wish everyone the happiest of Thanksgiving Days, and see you next week! Merlyn: ok E klokwkdoggobble: I sure wish Job Lot would fill up with cheap Pachinko machines. I'd like to try one of those. cease: poker's only good for logs, in my opinion klokwkdoggobble: happy holiday, E! cease: you too el principlepoop: gobble gobble E Elayne: Night all@! ||||||||| Around 10:28 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... klokwkdoggobble: nice feast in ur blog! Dexter Fong: Hum[h: Elayne spends little time with us nowadays cease: she has all those blog friends klokwkdoggobble: she's never stayed very long Dr. Headphones: klok: i spend hours doing soduko or whatever it's called principlepoop: she went to play poker, all that talk got her blood going ||||||||| Catherwood leads Woody One inside, makes a note of the time (10:29 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Dr. Headphones: hi wood1 cease: i spend several hours a day reading online, but i much prefer books and mags Dexter Fong: Kend^ Me 2, or at least long enough to solve the one I'm faced with principlepoop: hello woody cease: woody Woody One: Howdy Pardner. Dexter Fong: Hiya Woody Woody One: Hey folks. Just folks. Hi. cease: i am not interested in any games, unless the blue jays or the lakers are playing, and then only if they're winning principlepoop: i do genealogy on the internet, like detective work
Dexter Fong complains about woodpeckers in his car cease: that could be interesting Woody One: Principle who? cease: that's no woodpecker, that's phil austin principlepoop: poop or Poop if you rather Dexter Fong: Cat: You bet =)) Woody One: Really, Princ. That's cool. In what capacity? cease: y'all read his Ed Woodpecker, Detective stories? Woody One: Yeah. Weirdly cool. principlepoop: litres or ounces Dexter Fong: Cat: No, but was recalling the ah,Clem broadcast of last week, and Austin phoning in about woodpeckers cease: whippedly cool? principlepoop: hobby, i am a hobbit cease: they were in Firezine and maybe his blog or someplace Woody One: I remember that last time that I saw Phil Austin in this room was Thanksgiving a couple of years back. Has he shown up tonight? cease: a bird he seems fond of Dexter Fong: I am a Hobbit Hobbyist cease: oh thats right, wood. who knows, he may show cease: homo floriensis? principlepoop: they deign sometimes? Dexter Fong: An Orcalogist...an Ent=ymologist... Woody One: I asked Phil about Bob & Tom. He said, "Bob and Tom who?" That was funny. cease: bob and tom? Dexter Fong: Woody: Bob and Tom who? Dr. Headphones: how about bob and ray? Woody One: The radio team cease: dont know them cease: them i know Woody One: wow Dexter Fong: How about Duckl and Bob principlepoop: I know bob and ray, who is tom Woody One: They're good. Dexter Fong: I know Tom and ray, Click and clack the Tappet brothers principlepoop: unknown in roanoke, not unusual Dr. Headphones: poop" they are some morning drive time radio syndicated show. some rave about how good they are. i tried listening a few times and found it juvenile Woody One: I didn't realize they may be regional. cease: woody, are they new? Merlyn: underag DJ's? Woody One: I know down south, they have JohnBoy and Billy... Dexter Fong: Wazzzzzz new......????? principlepoop: some guy here had the big ass radio show, made a lot of jokes about behinds, I forget his name Woody One: No. Not new. Been around for ~15 years. principlepoop: I have heard of johnboy and billy Dexter Fong: Bobf Ass? Dr. Headphones: speaking of behinds, i went by sign the other day, snow had covered the first letter of "pass with care" and i found that amusing Woody One: Well...J & B suck. I think. cease: bob and ray were what, 40s, 50s? Dexter Fong: I remember Big John and Sparky "No School Today Keds" Woody One: A bad countryfied version of B & T. Dr. Headphones: cat: worked well into 60s and 70s, i believe cease: yes they had a long career principlepoop: yes they did Dexter Fong: Cat: B&R were 50's, and 60's, and some 70's cease: are they both dead? Dr. Headphones: one is, but can't tell you which one principlepoop: I always thought of bob newhart listening to them cease: the big one Woody One: Bob Elliot Dexter Fong: R is dead, Bob Elliot still alive as is his son, Chris Elliot cease: i can see that, poop Dr. Headphones: yep, that's it, chris' dad Woody One: is or was Chris Elliot's dad cease: saw elliot on some tv show, plugginghis book. he looked around my age Dexter Fong: Chris's dead...Kend, are you sure? klokwkdoggobble: they got divorced? Woody One: He was on that show Get a Life with him. Dr. Headphones: chris isn't dead unless it's extremely recent klokwkdoggobble: no, Chris is alive cease: chirs? yes his dad was in that Dexter Fong: Christ Lives...thank God Dr. Headphones: he could have ODed on tryptophan today, who knows? cease: not necesarily Woody One: Did Bob die? Not sure. principlepoop: don't forget the H klokwkdoggobble: Dex isn't reading Ken's posts closely Merlyn: so chris elliot is the son of half of a comedy team, while ben stiller is the son of a whole comedy team klokwkdoggobble: Bob lives I think klokwkdoggobble: if you say so, Merlyn cease: and Nino is a son of a hole Dr. Headphones: we can forgive dex after all that 12 year old single malt he's imbibed today ;) Dexter Fong: I think Bob lives, therfore I live principlepoop: should be single at 12 klokwkdoggobble: according to IMDB, he's alive and has been since late 1929 cease: only for subgeniuses Merlyn: an underage single malt Dr. Headphones: i had no liquor or any other mind-numbing substances today except 2 pieces of cheesecake cease: i dont even remember being single principlepoop: 1929 was late? 1928 ran long?
Dexter Fong remembers seeing Cat alone cease: even though i still wear clothes from that distant era Dr. Headphones: i remember seeing cat ballou, NOT starring wally ballou klokwkdoggobble: poop -- 1928 went into overtime before it was decided... cease: we dont travel together much, we just live together Dexter Fong: afk for liquid re-markeable cease: wally ballou, that was bob/ray character. great stuff principlepoop: they called it sudden death back then, now it is sudden victory cease: that was jane fonda, as i recall Woody One: They always change the good names.. cease: or maybe it was ho chi minh klokwkdoggobble: cat - is the one who said that? Dr. Headphones: poop: speaking of renamed things, i saw condom machine in bathroom the other day, selling "freedom ticklers" as opposed to the old "french" variety. festooned with american flags and fireworks principlepoop: yes, department of war was a better name klokwkdoggobble: Yeah, Woody -- let's change it back to the War Department cease: lol kend Dr. Headphones: the best defense is a good offense principlepoop: great minds ahh you know the rest klokwkdoggobble: Ken - a dead giveaway that they're made in China principlepoop: and freedom fries, super Dr. Headphones: klok: probably. and i wouldn't trust my health and life to any chinese birth/disease control device such as that
klokwkdoggobble once bought a "US Drives" CD-ROM unit for the computer. Box was festooned with US flags everywhere. It was totally Chinese. principlepoop: from department of war, to department of defense to department of imperialism Woody One: Night, folks. A long day of stuffing and getting stuffed. Happy Thanksgiving. ||||||||| "10:46 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Woody One, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Dr. Headphones: later, wood1, take care principlepoop: gobble gobble woody cease: same to you, wood klokwkdoggobble: and coming soon: the Evil Empire Mall! klokwkdoggobble: One-stop shopping for your World Domination needs! principlepoop: but with high definition tv with 50,000 channels Dr. Headphones: hey, how many beatles references are on "HCYB"? i found 3 the last time i listened, but can't remember them all. coo coo cha coo, i'm so tired, and something else cease: shadow valley condoms cease: i think proctor posted the total number on an early planet proctor Dexter Fong: Shallow Valet Condoms cease: if you lived here, you'd be a dead sperm Dr. Headphones: ah, is there an archive of those? will have to look cease: 8 or 9 i htink Merlyn: heh principlepoop: hehe he said shadow valley hehe cease: although his explanation of at least one of them sounded alittle suspect Dr. Headphones: cat: forgiven since they were probably high when they did it anyway cease: thats not a valley, that's my wife cease: indeed, kend Dexter Fong: A little suspect? The midget got away with it, and I was left holding his bag cease: a shadow moves over ther land would be perfect tonight Dr. Headphones: dex: the one with the pickle? klokwkdoggobble: dunno; kind of get the impression that they get their high working with each other and that any chemical stuff might actually get in the way principlepoop: hehe I said furrow hehe Dr. Headphones: perhaps right, klok. i know i thought i got it all when i was stoned, but heard so much more when straight Dexter Fong: Kend^ The one with the little pickle, the cocheron cease: excepting alice cease: that was about a thanksgiving dinner too Dr. Headphones: cat: someone sent me the entire lyrics of "alice's restaurant" for thanksgiving today. i read it and laughed cease: that couldnt be beat cease: funny song cease: better than the flick klokwkdoggobble: Ken -- oh, the optimum working condition for a listener is another matter entirely!! principlepoop: a different world Dr. Headphones: he has never developed any symptoms of huntington's chorea, has he? cease: somtimes he sings, sometimes he sobs klokwkdoggobble: still out there playing cease: not that's been in the press cease: i thk heplayed vancouver recently Dexter Fong: Kend^ He partook of the first Act of Huintingtons, Chorea in C Negative klokwkdoggobble: gonna go put together a quick snack, bak shortly Dr. Headphones: dex: that's C minus, i believe cease: chick and arlo, together again for the first time principlepoop: turkey sandwich already? Dr. Headphones: snack? i'll be having turkey sandwiches for a week now Dexter Fong: Gobble Koclwkgodoggle cease: snack, its better than smack! Dexter Fong: Kend^ Try Turkey Tetrazini Dr. Headphones: wouldn't know, cat, never tried the latter. had the option a couple times, but wisely passed it up. principlepoop: give me a smack and i'll smack you back Dr. Headphones: tetra is a fish, isn't it? i don't mix fish and poultry cease: youve never had a snack? thats odd principlepoop: and no dairy, it is not kosher Dexter Fong: Tetra is a fish, Zini is pasta...Tetrazini is fish shaped pasta Dr. Headphones: i'm not kosher either cease: all these junkies wandering around downtown, looking for alleys to fix in. principlepoop: I thought zini was the warrior princess cease: anyone who saw that and became a junkie is beyond my imaginiation Dr. Headphones: poop: i preferred gabrielle, the sidekick. much cuter, i thought principlepoop: hell yes Dexter Fong: Cat: Saw what? Dr. Headphones: although seeing lucy lawless have her tit pop out at that hockey game was a sight to see :) cease: theres a particular part of vancouver, the downtown eastside, which is crawling with junkies. literally crawling principlepoop: lucy braless hehe Dexter Fong: Gives new meaning to the word "Icing" cease: oding in the alleys, needles in veins Dr. Headphones: cold makes them babies stand right up and salute! cease: saluting babies? you ARE in america! Dr. Headphones: i'm lusting in my heart again. forgive me, jesus Dr. Headphones: it's ok, i threw a towel over it and did some pushups Dexter Fong: Lucy Lawless put in the box for Hooking principlepoop: move to dover and wait for your punishment ken cease: the white cliffs of delaware? Dexter Fong: Or come to NYC and get punished right away klokwkdoggobble: what hockey game?? :-) Dr. Headphones: years ago, dex, she was singing "star spangled banner" or something like that principlepoop: or roanoke for hell on earth Dr. Headphones: and isn't she a kiwi? Dexter Fong: Klok: The Hockey game between the old gods and the new ones klokwkdoggobble: moving to dover IS punishment coming klokwkdoggobble: definitely kiwi cease: i think neal gaimans' running out of ideas klokwkdoggobble: but she married the director cease: or else he's been in minnesota too long principlepoop: the gods have lost their way Dexter Fong: Cat: tell him to stop buy, we've got lots of them klokwkdoggobble: being in Minnesota IS too long... Dr. Headphones: poop: they forgot to leave a trail of breadcrumbs cease: his books (etc etf) are all about battles between gods, old vs new, etc Merlyn: I resemble that! principlepoop: somebody used the breadcrumbs for stuffing cease: i thought he left england to get some american inspiration. now maybe he should move to japan Dexter Fong: ...and the stuffing for bread Dr. Headphones: the inventor of stove-top stuffing died last week ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dr. Headphones: merl: set his clock! cease: stuffing must have been invented by the poor Dexter Fong: Your'e an idiot Cathewood Merlyn: I can't, it's the system clock cease: something to do with stale bread principlepoop: i think so cat principlepoop: ahh overthrow the system Merlyn: I can't change the server clock Dr. Headphones: cat: i like bread pudding with a nice sauce on top also cease: yes, thats good too Dr. Headphones: can you write some code to offset it? Dexter Fong: Merl: Then you should come on after each C-Wood announcement with the correct time Dr. Headphones: not that we really care, since we all have our own clocks too and know what time it really is principlepoop: but poor catherwood is in his own space and time ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:02 PM" Dexter Fong: Kend^ DOes anybody really know what time it is? klokwkdoggobble: Merlyn -- is the server owner not sympathetic? Dr. Headphones: they do in chicago klokwkdoggobble: Dex - only in Chicago Dr. Headphones: the server owner should find out about the "autoset" function you can turn on Merlyn: I can write code for an offset (and I do for 1-hr time zone problems with indiana vs. NY), but it's harder to add to things like the reaper Dr. Headphones: i drove through chicago at 3am last week, didn't have to slow down for anything. just set the cruise and went principlepoop: i think it is saturday, in the park, maybe the 4th of jul Dr. Headphones: merl: don't worry about it Merlyn: I keep telling him to install an auto-clock sync in a cron job principlepoop: lose sleep M, obsess, worry, even fidget Merlyn: I figure he will eventually, so I haven't bothered with time adjusts
Dexter Fong can't remember the last crom job he had Dr. Headphones: and i believe indiana will be "normal" next year, i seem to recall their general assembly voted to go on daylight next year Dr. Headphones: but some of the eastern section of the state is fighting to become central. it's all up to sec. of transporation now, just had hearings last week principlepoop: that is because you move your car all the time fong Dexter Fong: Kend^ Too late!! We're going on double daylight klokwkdoggobble: Merlyn -- maybe you should tell him differently, as in "Do you know if Vizaweb servers have more accurate clocks?" ;-) Merlyn: we're all going on Catherwood[TM] time ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:05 PM, precisely!" Dr. Headphones: dex: i heard tom and ray talking about that a few weeks ago cease: what is that firesign line, double golden slasher time, or something like that Merlyn: he's a friend of doc's, we get the webspace really cheap cease: i wonder where doc and lili are tonight klokwkdoggobble: oh Dr. Headphones: i wonder HOW lili is? klokwkdoggobble: i'm sure they're having a good time Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes...has to do with overtime pay for techies and other non on-screen staff principlepoop: time and the calender are manmade devices to control us, I will have a meeting about a revolt in the future Dr. Headphones: time and tide wait for no man klokwkdoggobble: while they're at it, we should switch to the 5th era Mayan calendar Dexter Fong: All aboard the SS Canute...sailing whenever for whatever Dr. Headphones: klok: that will come in 2012, december, i think klokwkdoggobble: now that's a way to make hay while the sun shines klokwkdoggobble: everyone ready to move my throne? Dexter Fong: and at midnight too with Mutant Blue cease: i think if there was any change in lili's situationi, we'd be informed principlepoop: I thought it sailed on 6/6/6 at 6:06:6 Dr. Headphones: or a way to make moonshine while the hay grows? klokwkdoggobble: we sure don't get informed much Dexter Fong: pp is a witch..burn and hang him Dr. Headphones: dex: in that order? klokwkdoggobble: happens all the time, Ken cease: hey boy, wuttcha doin over in the slave quarters cease: nothin pa, just getting rid of some nickels and dimes principlepoop: don't scorch me, use a low temperature and meat thermometer Dexter Fong: Kend^ Yes..after the burning, less wieght, can use less thick rope Dr. Headphones: remember cartoon from years ago. viking on top of charred corpse, another one says, "no, first you rape, then you pillage, then you burn" principlepoop: being a crispy critter will make me look like the good ole days, yassir Dr. Headphones: yassir is dead principlepoop: that was really ringo principlepoop: arafat took ringo's place
Dexter Fong wonders if anyone here remembers/knows about the philosophy of the dog:"If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it"? Dr. Headphones: so paul is the only one left alive? cease: yosarrian has dissappeared Dr. Headphones: yosarrian is VP of marketing at halliburton cease: sounds like the us, dex cease: oh thats right principlepoop: paul died first Dr. Headphones: but the walrus was reincarnated Dexter Fong: Cat: I read/heard it someplace sometime ago but can't remember exactly where/who principlepoop: remember the sargent pepper band album with the hand over his head, and bare feet Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, i must needs to go to kitchen, do some cleanup before bedtime. take care, dear friends, and will see you all again when it's possible principlepoop: nobody has mentioned bush and his exit strategy cease: keep em kending principlepoop: gobble gobble ken ||||||||| Dr. Headphones is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:16 PM. Dexter Fong: Kend^ Hope to see you soon =)) cease: i thikn its called election day, 2006, poop klokwkdoggobble: nite Ken principlepoop: he could resign klokwkdoggobble: Dex - you could Google it, also search groups cease: pigs could fly Dexter Fong: pp: Not till god tells him to principlepoop: his poll number are approaching nixons Dexter Fong: pp: THat good? cease: his handlers still run the country. i cant see that changing any time soon principlepoop: yes, not indictable, yet.... principlepoop: yes, I have been reading that, even clinton had to do things to please the 'powers' Dexter Fong: Need a Democrat SAenate. principlepoop: yes Dexter Fong: , and even ore important a democrat House klokwkdoggobble: need a democratic country principlepoop: cutting foodstamps to give tax cuts to millionaires, they have no shame cease: indeed Dexter Fong: klok: Other that the massive voter fraud, we've got one...just need a better media principlepoop: people who crawl through all the hoops to get foodstamps are not fooling around about needing food klokwkdoggobble: poop - why? the millionaires never wanted to pay for those food stamps; makes sense cease: just read article in ny review called The End of News by Micahel Massing cease: on how the right wing has taken over the infosphere in the us principlepoop: you are right klok, but if the poor and decent people vote....
Dexter Fong collects Food stamps, the 1998 inverted Turkey stamp is now worth millions cease: the combination buisness oligarchs, xtian zealots and well placed con men are running yhour country klokwkdoggobble: it won't matter poop -- they've rigged the voting districts and the vote counting cease: and the news that would affect people to vote against them is supressed Dexter Fong: Cat: Don't worry, we'll be running yours soon cease: tehre already a lot of that Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu Commie farmers are through!! cease: cnada has little soreinity, unlike, say, Venezuela klokwkdoggobble: that's right Dex -- you canadians better take a long hard look at what happened to Saddam principlepoop: stop stop it, I have seen those computer machines at work, in a small town election the woman knew that 5 of her family had voted for her but the machine showed no votes for her principlepoop: they just said oops, not a problem lool cease: yes, your "democracy" is a thing of the past klokwkdoggobble: we see how you oppress your people, denying the suffering sick all that surgery so that they must come here to the free, privatized USA for help Dexter Fong: pp: Well that's because the woman's High Q was low Merlyn: logging out folks, see you next week, and keep circulating those indians klokwkdoggobble: nite merlyn! cease: by merl principlepoop: I just heard that the workers at wal-mart are often eligible for medicaid and are directed to sign up for it and food stamps by wal-mart people Dexter Fong: Come to America experience Laser surgery....see how great America is cease: is that in the flick? ||||||||| At 11:25 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... principlepoop: my blood pressure is up now, toodles ||||||||| principlepoop leaves to catch the 11:25 PM train to Billville. cease: poop Dexter Fong: pp has gone to Wal=Mart cease: now as soon as we leave, austin wil show up Dexter Fong: Cat: Wanna bet? =)) cease: i thikn the austins are with family and or friends klokwkdoggobble: nite poop Dexter Fong: or with agents of the state Dexter Fong: Thing that pisses me off is I'm parked good for tomorrow already and they'res nobody here Dexter Fong: excepting you good selves klokwkdoggobble: sorry klokwkdoggobble: now we R three Dexter Fong: I know Klok...Apology accpeted and thankfully cease: lol dex Dexter Fong: Thanks Cat =)) cease: parking is always such an issue, and source of humour for the rest of us non-parkers Dexter Fong: Understood Cat: cease: i recently got involved with another chat, this one with webcams, though i dont have one cease: i wonder if we could do that? cease: merl has left, he would know
klokwkdoggobble with no animals to care for, brings his car into his house with him cease: new technology of something Dexter Fong: Well I don't have a web cam..not planning to get one either cease: you have a camcorder? klokwkdoggobble: sometimes digital still cameras can be used klokwkdoggobble: the problem is bandwidth, and also grooming cease: yes my new digitla still camera says it can be Dexter Fong: lol klok
klokwkdoggobble does not want to dress up for FST chat cease: indeed
Dexter Fong dresses down for chat cease: i owuld never chat with a camera on myself. klokwkdoggobble: not in this freezing cold, but the rest of the year, prefers the "fine underwear" look cease: i'm not even interested in looking at others Dexter Fong: Klok: The Munsingwear Man? klokwkdoggobble: LOL cease: more a way of passing on visual information in realtime Dexter Fong: Cat: I dunno, always interested in what Kend^ looked like =)) klokwkdoggobble: more like the "I don't give a s***" look cease: my editing cvourse finishes next week and i'm thinking of projects to get into to practice new skills cease: i'm thinking of going back to the Oona Gets a Job project i started, putting firesign lines and my own script to images from our euro trip. Dexter Fong: afk for refill etc...... klokwkdoggobble: cat - there is some way to have a whiteboard to scribble on and also some way to pin things to a bulletin board in some meetingware systems cease: i promised pa i'd give it to them in feb and its almost end of year klokwkdoggobble: cat - did you have a look at that Pixel Corps site? cease: no but i will cease: i relaly dont want to have to learn anything new until i get a handle on this final cut software cease: its labour intensive, which is good. an antidote to lassitude klokwkdoggobble: they have to edit, add slides/animation overlays, compress & put those hour 3-camera videos out in 3 days or less cease: oh that thing you sent me? yes i saw that. did i reply? i think its great cease: if i were into a career, like most of my fellow students, that wouldbe the way to go Dexter Fong: Lassitude? I never been in Lassitude! klokwkdoggobble: the web page link, the place where they teach those who already know some about video production a whole lot more and provide a virtual community to share ideas and information cease: i mistook pixel for pixar in your query klokwkdoggobble: oh cease: horse lassitudes, where jim morrison fell in love with a filly Dexter Fong: Chant filly lace and a big disgrace klokwkdoggobble: of course, I only see the results they make for This Week in Tech. But I have learned quite a bit about the "industry" as I've watched them struggle to make better-quality product using students and trainees Dexter Fong: Better Technology thru peasantry klokwkdoggobble: I think it was the previous video or maybe last week's audio where Leo LaPorte gave out some of the economics of the entire Tech TV channel klokwkdoggobble: the part about having to pay cable operators to carry the channel was news to me Dexter Fong: Nothin's for free Little Beaver klokwkdoggobble: sounds like starting a cable channel about anything requires about US$500M up front; maybe as much as $3Bn Dexter Fong: Stay stuned for Channel 85 listeners klokwkdoggobble: this is where video podcasts begin to nibble away at the mainstream broadcasts: everyone stops watching general stuff that is "sort of" what they want to see and goes to watching downloadable stuff that is "exactly" what they want to see cease: ok im on phone klokwkdoggobble: yes, that's OK with me klokwkdoggobble: remaining problem is finding the funds to pay for the bandwith needed to send that stuff around Dexter Fong: Klok: Phone is *OK* or podcastare *OK*? klokwkdoggobble: yes
klokwkdoggobble got a new phone Wed, BTW Dexter Fong: Klok: Me 2 Dexter Fong: What's your name, I'll look up your number klokwkdoggobble: I think I know why it was in Job Lot for $29. I nearly ended up shouting "Tech Support! Tech Support!" klokwkdoggobble: it's under Rafael Sabatini TEmple 33614 Dexter Fong: TS ELiot = Tech Support Eliot klokwkdoggobble: is he the half-brother of Chris Eliot? Dexter Fong: Simon TEmplar? Dexter Fong: The Saint? klokwkdoggobble: The phone is a Bell South cordless with answering machine and 15-character alphanumeric dialing directory
Dexter Fong never dials Aplphametrics klokwkdoggobble: It's programmed in SMS English. You know, press the '2' once for 'a', twice for 'b', thrice for 'c' or again for '2"... Dexter Fong: Let them call me klokwkdoggobble: each thing - like setting the ringer volume, requires pushing about seven buttons in a sequence that's shown in a kind of flowchart in the instructions Dexter Fong: instructions = instrusions klokwkdoggobble: that's fine, Dex, but only if you can hear the ringer or managed to turn on the answering machine klokwkdoggobble: ...and learn how to listen to the messages before the mailbox fills up Dexter Fong: Ringer? I spell my namd Dinger...or is it Regnad klokwkdoggobble: the worst of it is -- all those multi-step instructions are in tiny print and the phone times out each function after 10 seconds of inactivity klokwkdoggobble: so you sit there squinting at the flowchart and finally read the line and...you're already cancelled and back at "go" again Dexter Fong: Klok: I'll betcha that phone is either Japaneses or Chinese...they do em that way cause thay know they can drive us round eyes crazy klokwkdoggobble: the advantage is that the answering machine can be run from/thru the handset. In fact, I've already activated it 4 or 5 times by mistake :-( Dexter Fong: Klokwkdog...another Victim of Technology Dexter Fong: Blinded by Science klokwkdoggobble: Dex - nah, it's some programmer like me showing off. They could've made a 'regular' phone with memory. You know, to dial Jerry's number, press the 'M' button and the numeral 4. You tape a list on the back of the handset: "Jerry=4", etc. cease: still here? cease: phone call from my parents. their gas is about to be cut off Dexter Fong: still there? klokwkdoggobble: no, Cat, we both left cease: i thought so Dexter Fong: Cat: Why the cut off? klokwkdoggobble: icrophone orking? cease: didnt pay gas bill cease: thats why i had to go to la in january Dexter Fong: Well...there's cause and effect cease: i thought i had that set up. obvoiusly not cease: they fired their care giver last week so they are careless and clueless Dexter Fong: and giving klokwkdoggobble: they didn't like him? cease: i have to forcemyeself not to add "in gaza" cease: no, financial worries
Dexter Fong sings Inna Garden of Gazza" Dexter Fong: the extra "Z" is for extra sleep cease: sheep entrails? cease: now we can make whiskey Dexter Fong: Happy Entrails to you cease: entrsails entrails read all about it! Dexter Fong: Wuxtry! Wuxtry! Read all about it! Sheep entrails lead to big mystery! Dexter Fong: Blind Newsboy arrested for close contact with ewe cease: is that an idiolectic pronuncation of "extra" as in extra edition of the paper or does it have another meaning? Dexter Fong: Kasimer Kashmir says US soft on cri me ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Dexter Fong: Fuck you Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Eat it raw, SIR!" cease: Crimean War ends. Crime War begins Dexter Fong: Hoover vows clean sweep of Crimelords klokwkdoggobble: amen klokwkdoggobble: shazam! cease: bmen, cmen Dexter Fong: Billy Batson, seemingly crippled newsboy turns into Captaim Equinox...costume doesn't fit cease: lol cease: l-men klokwkdoggobble: lean on us? Dexter Fong: Elementalmen...I'm Phosphorus Boy cease: clean clean clean cease: bree bree bree Dexter Fong: Bree Bree Bree all the way home cease: you must be from fallujah. here, have a date Dexter Fong: Phosphorus buy had a date...got pregnant...no more dates klokwkdoggobble: well, I'm dragging here; not keeping up my end of the conversation klokwkdoggobble: so perhaps I should wing on Dexter Fong: Are you Blogging Kolk? cease: phosphorous boys get pregnant? how ursula k leguinian klokwkdoggobble: I'm just drifting into the fog...no blog involved klokwkdoggobble: I gotta get up at 5:30AM (not that I'll go to sleep immediately now) cease: fog: natures' blog Dexter Fong: K = Elemental table for Phosphorus cease: things go better with kolkacola Dexter Fong: Things burn faster with phosphorus
klokwkdoggobble had forgotten his periodic table cease: thats why he's so mean
klokwkdoggobble has been getting meaner over the years, unfortunately not leaner Dexter Fong: Phosphorus boy has elemental table with pull out leaf for atomic elements klokwkdoggobble: and mean in every sense of the word... klokwkdoggobble: did you see that at Ikea? cease: what do mean by That? klokwkdoggobble: whaddaya mean by that? Dexter Fong: Klok: Mean as in about half way in every population sample? klokwkdoggobble: more like in as a churchmouse... Dexter Fong: A non-gay churchmouse
klokwkdoggobble doesn't think any of them are doing so hot...
Dexter Fong thinks they're all waiting for the next baby boom
klokwkdoggobble always wonders who "they" are... Dexter Fong: They are Pope Miss Thing the First Dexter Fong: Seems like that quieted the room cease: ok, i too must attend to other things. tell me if you cant open the word file, dex. cease: have a pleasent whats left of your holiday. Dexter Fong: Will do Cat cease: see you next week Dexter Fong: You too my friend ||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 12:14 AM train to Funfun Town. klokwkdoggobble: happy holidays, Cat klokwkdoggobble: night Dex Dexter Fong: Happy Holidays to you too Klok, =)) klokwkdoggobble: can't catch anyone before they leave tonight! klokwkdoggobble: thanks, Dex klokwkdoggobble: I'm outta here Dexter Fong: You can catch me klok Dexter Fong: Bye Bye klokwkdoggobble: have a happy Thanksgiving, Dex klokwkdoggobble: and good night! klokwkdoggobble: bye ||||||||| "Hey klokwkdoggobble!" ... klokwkdoggobble turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:16 AM, I don't have to go yet!"... Dexter Fong: You too Klok: I'm outta here ||||||||| It's 12:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
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