A Firesign Chat
12/01/2005




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 01, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Firebroiled disembarks at 10:17 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Firebroil inside, makes a note of the time (10:20 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled: Newsgroups: alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
Firebroiled: check out Taylor's post about Dear Friends
||||||||| Firebroiled says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Firebroiled exits at 10:23 AM.
||||||||| It's 10:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Firebroil - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 12:07 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
llanwydd: this is just to say hi. I might not get a chance to log on tonight. Keep 'em flying!
||||||||| It's 12:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Woody One inside, makes a note of the time (7:22 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Woody One: Howdy pardners. In case I may not pop by either. My wife says "more sugar."
||||||||| Catherwood says "7:24 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Woody One by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Woody One in through the front door at 7:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Woody One leaves at 7:25 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Merlyn steals in around 8:56 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: hmm, time is still off
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem in through the front door at 8:58 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: Hey clem
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:59 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Merlyn: the time is 7:59 PM
ah,clem: hi Merl, CNI shoutcast server down, so, unless it comes back up, no CNI tonight...
Merlyn: sorry to hear, clem
Dexter Fong: Hey Clem
Merlyn: now to change history
Dexter Fong: Sorry to hear that
Merlyn: ah, better not, too many paradoxes
ah,clem: will try to keep ya posted
Dexter Fong: "Merlyn changes his story"
Merlyn: argh, more bugs...
ah,clem: BBL
Dexter Fong: BBC
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ah,clem: oh, yea, Hi Dex...
Dexter Fong: My My Catherwood, Your are more confused than ever
||||||||| Catherwood mys Dexter Fong's your are more confused than ever.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Tweeno's Paradise close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
Tweeno's Paradise: Welcoming to Barbaria my infidel friends!
ah,clem: catherwood almost right, for central time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 8:01 PM!"
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny
Dexter Fong: Time out Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 8:02 PM, exactly!"
Merlyn: I've been trying to fix the time zone, Indiana just changed or something
ah,clem: hi Tweeny, have things to do, BBL
Merlyn: it should be 9:02 PM
Dexter Fong: See yah later Clem
Merlyn: now why didn't that work ealier?
||||||||| At 9:03 PM, ah,clem dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Merlyn: Catherwood's watch is now fixed
||||||||| Catherwood says "Nonsense! My watch keeps perfect time! It's 9:03 PM, exactly!"
Dexter Fong: Overslept?
Tweeno's Paradise: Indiana actually doesn't change. That's the problem. Will supposedly fix that next year.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'AntiSanta_Gomez', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:03 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Merlyn: so I hear
Dexter Fong: Indiana...The State that never changes
Merlyn: by seceeding I hope
Tweeno's Paradise: The prophesy comes true...
Tweeno's Paradise: Eerie Indiana.
Tweeno's Paradise: Eerie Indiana.
Dexter Fong: Donde Esta Auntie Santie Claus?
Merlyn: Is there an AntiSanta_Morticia?
AntiSanta_Gomez: Maybe
Dexter Fong: Those AntiSanta Anna winds really suck
Merlyn: does it antimatter?
AntiSanta_Gomez: Even on Thursday and she loves it
Dexter Fong: Show me the Anitmoney
Dexter Fong: Antimoney
Tweeno's Paradise: That's antithetical...
Merlyn: how about some brasso
Dexter Fong: Let's all polish our belt buckles
AntiSanta_Gomez: or just a case of oh's
Dexter Fong: d'ohs?
Merlyn: better than a case of herbie's
Dexter Fong: dem aint oh's dem is zeros
Dexter Fong: Herbie's Hancock solution for a quicker release
Tweeno's Paradise: Oh, my goodness. There's two of everyone but me!
Merlyn: and me
Dexter Fong: and me
Dexter Fong: and me
Merlyn: If Santa_Gomez enters the chat, will there bit a huge explosion?
Merlyn: of conversation?
AntiSanta_Gomez: that's a good release
Merlyn: bit=be
AntiSanta_Gomez: Only in Santa Paul
Dexter Fong: Santa Mickey preserve me!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with principlepoop close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room.
principlepoop: bit does not = be
Tweeno's Paradise: Is this an auto de Santa?
Tweeno's Paradise: Hey P...
Dexter Fong: Hey pP (notice "old" spelling)
principlepoop: is everybody happy?
Dexter Fong: I'm Sneezy
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Merlyn: Yule have to sign the Santaty clause
AntiSanta_Gomez: No, I'm Anti
Tweeno's Paradise: And a one and a two and a...
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
Tweeno's Paradise: Yo, Cat...
principlepoop: you want the big P? I will give you the big p smart guy
cease: hey
Merlyn: hey santa gato
||||||||| principlePoop enters at 9:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Tweeno's Paradise: You so smart, who won WW Too?
Merlyn: Won Ton Ton
Dexter Fong: Oh my goodness, there's two of him
principlePoop: oops, there is double of nobody except me, I must be insane
AntiSanta_Gomez: gato cat??
Dexter Fong: Park your locket here
principlePoop: pico and alvardo, a nice restaurant there
AntiSanta_Gomez: Not Insane but only under special circumstance
Merlyn: We've already had one time paradox, no time for a pair of paradoxen
principlePoop: not insane and not responsible
Merlyn: So I must act carefully, in haste
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off principlepoop at 9:12 PM
Dexter Fong: pP: That's Bush's new plan for victory
principlePoop: he who hesitates is lost
AntiSanta_Gomez: If she doesn't mind..
cease: no ah clem tonight?
Tweeno's Paradise: The evil twin is gone.
cease: i don thave to plugin the mac then
AntiSanta_Gomez: he who...is thinking
principlePoop: oh my god, I've been killed, this hasn't happened to me since M
Merlyn: no, the server is down
Tweeno's Paradise: He who Heston baits is lost.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Clem says trouble with the shoutcaster so prolly no broadcast, gone to trouble shoot
cease: O?
Merlyn: so no CNI radio, unless the server comes up for airplay
AntiSanta_Gomez: get DOWN
principlePoop: alas poor server, I knew him well
Merlyn: shoot trouble, ask for an exit strategy later
cease: i'll listen to sam seder babbing away about shells in the punch
cease: and watching people die of aids on tv
Dexter Fong: Hi! I'm Alice...I'll be your poor server tonight
principlePoop: put cheney on it
AntiSanta_Gomez: coming in the outdoors
Dexter Fong: Catherwood please recite the Specials
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
Merlyn: Cheney, now extra-oily
principlePoop: pour faster I am parched, or poached but there is no poaching here
cease: lol
principlePoop: bush should re reproached
Merlyn: pour favor?
principlePoop: was he ever proached the first time?
AntiSanta_Gomez: Catherwood, get me a hairy bush, then impeach it
||||||||| Catherwood gets AntiSanta_Gomez a hairy bush then impeach it.
Merlyn: after a few drinks
Tweeno's Paradise: Heard an interview with Vidal where he said making a war on terror is nonsensical. Like declaring war on bad temper or dandruff.
Merlyn: catherwood's grammar is older than he is
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Merlyn and says "My ears are burning..."
Merlyn: Catherwood, go stand in the corner
||||||||| Catherwood goes stand in the corner.
principlePoop: yes, we should not allow wars unless there is one enemy who can surrender so we know when the war is really over..
Dexter Fong: 'at's only fair
Merlyn: start by handing out the white flags
AntiSanta_Gomez: You can find a corner can't you, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to AntiSanta_Gomez and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Merlyn: and some black flag, if there's lots of bugs
cease: dandruff would make sense
principlePoop: that was dennis the menace's dog I think
Merlyn: you one of those flakey anti-dandruff types?
Tweeno's Paradise: That's what I don't get. Define "complete victory" Mr. Bush...
cease: vidal makes more sense when he's dead than everyone else in his country makes when theyre alive
principlePoop: the way it howled and had those big friendly eyes
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: He means when God rules the world and he (Bush) sits at his right hand, just below Jesus
AntiSanta_Gomez: And smooth like babies feet
principlePoop: lol
Tweeno's Paradise: Gore Vidal Sassoon declares war on dandruff.
Dexter Fong: Cat and Anybody: Excellent article in latest New Yorker By Seymor Hersh re: Bush the Religious fanatic
principlePoop: ahh come on, lets become imperialists, what a kick
AntiSanta_Gomez: Complete Victory in ten years when I'm out-of-here.....
Merlyn: it's like his "complete victory" over alcohol
cease: getting buggered by jesus?
cease: yes read it dex
principlePoop: the insurgents are gone
Dexter Fong: Is that like Kingdom come?
Merlyn: hey, it worked for japan
cease: they talk about it on air america constantly, hersh has been on a couple of shows
Tweeno's Paradise: Let's invite over a bunch of imperialists and make wars!
cease: daily show too
cease: lol tween
principlePoop: now we have saddamists, resistors and hippies lol
Merlyn: klingons come? Great, more wars.
Dexter Fong: Tweeny, you frent...you stole my idea
AntiSanta_Gomez: Is Jesus going to stop by tonight,..Is he going to take the microphone?
Dexter Fong: ASG: Well you never know just who's gonna stop by here at the Television Mission
AntiSanta_Gomez: Say a few words.... or paraphases
Tweeno's Paradise: (Talk about Jesus) Well, you just never know who's going to show up here...
Tweeno's Paradise: Got be back, Dex.
principlePoop: the gnostic said the earth was created by an insane, angry angel who thought he was God
AntiSanta_Gomez: Hesoos Krisco
||||||||| Jesus enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Dexter Fong: My names not Dex..It's Manny Bluto
Tweeno's Paradise: Wine for everybody!
Jesus: ?´®
principlePoop: oh my god the saviour, I am on my knees
||||||||| Jesus is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:23 PM.
Tweeno's Paradise: Dim out the sun, Manny.
Dexter Fong waves simultaneous translation
Merlyn: What an appropriate entrance message, too
Merlyn: And he speaks in parables
principlePoop: the cross is copyrighted or a trademark?
Dexter Fong: Parabolas?
AntiSanta_Gomez: DumanyDumany-Dooo, ... you're all Firesigns!!
Tweeno's Paradise: A parabolic entrance message from Fudd's lab.
Merlyn: I think Disney owns it
Tweeno's Paradise: He's got the parabola virus!
AntiSanta_Gomez: No-no US Plus!
Dexter Fong: Quid Malborg in Plano
principlePoop: nono disney let they have a gay day at the park, they are evil evil evil
Merlyn: Oh, Jesus wasn't here long enough to see where Nino says he is - I bet it was Salt Lake City
cease: nice to see rosa parks coverage in nbc news
AntiSanta_Gomez: But don't park with a gay...
Tweeno's Paradise: Where, it's so easy keeping straight. LoL
Dexter Fong: Whatever it is Cat, can't seem to open it..but then I'm barely PC literate
cease: is plano near waco?
Merlyn: If they named a park after her, would it be Rosa Parks Park?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Stickman into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:26 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: There's two of everyone there
principlePoop: people who signed up cable in my neighborhood got a free mickey mouse doll, many have refused it, the lady was scared to offer it ot me lol
Dexter Fong: As that last misent msg prooves
cease: there'd have to be at least two
Dexter Fong: Hiya Stick
Tweeno's Paradise: Not really. Waco's pretty far south. That's N Dallas area.
principlePoop: I took two
AntiSanta_Gomez: You're looking wide Stickman
Tweeno's Paradise: Evenin' stick...
principlePoop: hello stick
Stickman: Greetings Honorable Fong.
Merlyn: hi stick
Merlyn: if there was more than one of you, you'd be stix
Stickman: Hiya Kids!
Tweeno's Paradise: Come to check our oil?
Tweeno's Paradise: That'd be a grand illusion.
principlePoop: with cni offline :( I am listening to everything you know is wrong, don brouhaha
principlePoop: follow the snake, he said
Merlyn: Here's $2,000 - put me down for two grand illusions
Stickman: You should be so fortunate, Mr. Paradise. hehe
Tweeno's Paradise: Everything Bush knows is wright.
AntiSanta_Gomez: You can check the gas after you check out some beer!
Dexter Fong: Everything Bush says is wrought
Merlyn: all roads lead to rome, but do paths lead to paradise?
Tweeno's Paradise: Check it with a match, would, ya?
Stickman: Roll up your sleeve and bend over!
Merlyn: all roads roam to leeds
Merlyn: all leads roam to rhodes
principlePoop: ahh but he was a thinking leek
cease: i was just blogging about italian sandwich today
Dexter Fong: Don't follow Leeders, watch the parking meters
cease: while listening to randi rhodes
principlePoop: hoagies?
Tweeno's Paradise: The buffalos be a roman.
cease: great sandwich
Merlyn: invented by the italian earl of sandwich
Tweeno's Paradise: Randi's really good.
AntiSanta_Gomez: I never forget an elephant I met
principlePoop: submarines also
Dexter Fong: Merl: The Earl of Panini
Merlyn: buffalos got tiny spicy wings
Tweeno's Paradise: I never forget an Oliphant.
Dexter Fong: Uncle tom!
cease: i like most of air america. dont care for the night guy though, whateer his name is
Stickman: You guys are SO crazy.
cease: oliphant is always great on Franken's show
Merlyn: Night Rider
AntiSanta_Gomez: Mr. Night Guy with a bad edge
cease: no, the Crazy guys run Your government
||||||||| "9:31 PM? 9:31 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Merlyn: Bebop Lobo
Dexter Fong: David von Hassle Haus
principlePoop: i thought it they spiny wicy tings
Tweeno's Paradise: Ruff.
Dexter Fong: Hey klok
klokwkdog: yellow, everyone
principlePoop: click klock
AntiSanta_Gomez: Hey klok
Merlyn: hey kwd
principlePoop: orange you glad to be here?
Stickman: Kloking in I see.
cease: the blog is www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Tweeno's Paradise: Well of course... It's on the roof!
Dexter Fong: Purple get ready
cease: i dont know what you call it. just a sandwich.
klokwkdog: DocTec and Lili send their regrets, but have gone mall-crawling abroad for the day and shan't return until 11 or half
principlePoop: anybody who drinks blueberry beer deserves what they get
Tweeno's Paradise: Get in that barrel, darlin. Here comes old one-eye...
Dexter Fong: Klok: At least Lili is out and around
AntiSanta_Gomez: IS that site dressed for a Red Shift and pumps??
cease: you heard from them? i trust they are well
cease: no, thats www.seemreal.com
cease: i think
Tweeno's Paradise: Yeah, Lili's doing OK?
klokwkdog: no cat, just got a note from DT about tech stuff and info that i just passed on
Dexter Fong: ASG: Who are you, if you don't mind telling...you're obviously familiar with this cast of characters
principlePoop: klok died? he passed on?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:35 PM, then departs.
Tweeno's Paradise: Hey E...
AntiSanta_Gomez: Is the dog still blown up?
Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne
klokwkdog: yes, in this world, I seem to be on my own
cease: ok
principlePoop: hello E
Merlyn: hey E
Stickman: Kim Klok?
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Elayne: I am about to be Ever So Much Older...
cease: hey el
principlePoop: that is a good looking sandwich, not sure what to call it either, almost a dagwood
Dexter Fong: Carl Klok's transgender sister?
AntiSanta_Gomez: Hey layne
Stickman: Big E! Nice of you to drop in on us! oooffff!
cease: just got a new blog post up today. was just plugging it
klokwkdog: phooey, no CNIradio, either :-(
cease: am immense italian sandwich forced me to review it
cease: i was helpless
cease: like atom and eve
Elayne: Hey Rickstick, good to see you again!
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Thought you might like to know..going to see the Moscow Cat Circus Saturday
klokwkdog: well, at least falling stars listenership's dropped enough it doesn't break up
Stickman: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sandwich!
klokwkdog: nice, Dr. John & Rickie Lee, Makin' Whoopee
cease: hi dex im reading month old new yhorker. theres a show at the frick 15th century dutch dude, as well as something at the met
Stickman: Those Moscow cats really knok me out.
Elayne: Ah yes, Cat, Bloglines has notified me you have a new post. I'm afraid I've fallen a bit behind again, busy day at work.
cease: i shold come back to ny but van is too cold as is
Elayne: Unca Dex, there's a Moscow CAT Circus???
klokwkdog: hi Elayne, head bent over keyboard in concentration; didn't see u slip in!
Dexter Fong: E: Yes there is
cease: yes they are so rare as to be an object of notifcation
principlePoop: fallen a bit behind? ooof
Elayne: Hey Klok!
cease: id proably love that
Tweeno's Paradise: I never cease to be amazed at the Russians.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Best show I've seen lately is at the Guggenheim..284 or so Russioan paintings never seen here before
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- why? They invented the Cat Circus in 1868
cease: i didnt see the gugenheim. i must go back
Dexter Fong: YOu can't teach those old cats new tricks...they're all dead
cease: took som e vid of it as i went by on the bus
Tweeno's Paradise: And they didn't invite Simirl?
klokwkdog: get thee to Bilbao
cease: i'm not dead, i jsut don tpost very often
Dexter Fong: Oh Johnny!
cease: my father's pere was from st. petersburg
Tweeno's Paradise: Bring out your dead cats...
cease: i'm not bilbo, i just look that old
AntiSanta_Gomez: Your scratching post??
Elayne: Oh my God, you were serious... http://www.moscowcatstheatre.com/
Stickman: You don't hear "I;m not dead" very often.
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: Elayne: I'm always serious...even when I'm joking
cease: mark twain was more eloquent
principlePoop: another point for fong
Dexter Fong: Mark Tween was an elephant?
Merlyn: 20 CATS! 2 DOGS! 8 CLOWNS!
Merlyn: clowns with knives!
klokwkdog: Stick -- Mark Twain's version is still the best
Dexter Fong: Look! The Doctor's Droshky
AntiSanta_Gomez: How about a serious joke?
Dexter Fong: He sure is
Tweeno's Paradise: Is this the level we've sunk to?
Stickman: Fighting Clowns!!
cease: in my pyjamas?
principlePoop: they torment the dogs, the cats love it
Dexter Fong: Laughing Cats
Merlyn: a rising tide sinks ALL boats
klokwkdog: Tween - yes, we passed the Posiden about 5 minutes ago
AntiSanta_Gomez: Just how they got there...
Tweeno's Paradise: It'll be fight clones if the S Korean scientists have their way.
Dexter Fong: What an adventure
Dexter Fong: My clone can beat up your clone
Stickman: Oh Afghanistan Save us from Babylon!
Tweeno's Paradise: Scary stuff, genetic engineering.
principlePoop: ocult in your head
Dexter Fong: Pretty soon it'l be just one big sheep
klokwkdog: LOL
Stickman: Don't get me excited!
Merlyn: my clone IS your clone
AntiSanta_Gomez: I was generically engineered to be plain
Tweeno's Paradise: Nice to see that's been re-released. Still wish they'd get around to EobE.
Tweeno's Paradise: Baaaaah, humbug.
principlePoop: baaaah? he is a sheep already
klokwkdog: should be available soon, Tween
Elayne: Dex, do let us know how the kitty performance is, I think I might want to go to that...
Dexter Fong: Tonights background music is brought to you by the Humbugs
Tweeno's Paradise: It's when he's a wake that the boat capsizes.
Dexter Fong: E: Will do
cease: yes that would certainly interest me
AntiSanta_Gomez: Soon to be available at Shoplifters...
Dexter Fong: I n
Dexter Fong: understand the audience is packed in like sardines
principlePoop: no catnap containers allowed
klokwkdog: dex - that must really get the cats excited
Tweeno's Paradise: My humbug gets 8 mpg, but I need it to go shopping at US+.
cease: cat nip?
cease: i'm no nip, just my name
Dexter Fong: pP" NO worries mate, I've disguised the smell with marijuana
principlePoop: rascist
Elayne: Well, cats like sardines, don't they?
Elayne: Prinpoop, how did you know I was writing a blog post about racism?
principlePoop: rats
cease: not THIS cat
Dexter Fong: Some do, my cat likes bar-b-cue chicken
Stickman: You drive a Humbug? They don't make 'em like that anymore.
principlePoop: I am a witch E
Dexter Fong: I drive a Homburg
principlePoop: not sure which E I am
klokwkdog: no, the sheep drive Humbugs
Tweeno's Paradise: The wittol wascal has spirit... Yes, he did, sir...
klokwkdog: hence the expression...
Stickman: I miss those edible sneeze through wind vents.
Elayne: PrinPoop, my late mum-in-law was a weather witch, maybe you're one of those.
cease: sounds pretty dextrous, for a cat
Dexter Fong: wether I'm white..weather I'm Fong
Stickman: Get your late Mum-in-law to call o ff this rain so I can golf tomorrow.
Elayne can't remember how to do third-person...
principlePoop: my sinuses act like a barometer as I get older, I am not sure that is what you mean
Elayne: Ah, good, that's how it's done.
Elayne will be absent for a few minutes whilst finishing up her blog post.
principlePoop wonders how she does that
Dexter Fong: afk for quick chat with bartender (me)
Stickman: Is that the typed version of soto voce?
klokwkdog: spreak engrish, alvorado!
principlePoop: napoleon soto, I loved that show
Stickman: How do I make mny voice do this?
cease: calvados, sil vous plait
AntiSanta_Gomez: Missed a spot at the bottom of the post, E..., spell out paint should cover it
principlePoop: why do you have all those white-out dots on your screen E?
klokwkdog: Stick - click the question mark link next to "Nino" at the bottom and all will become clear
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dave in through the front door at 9:51 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
principlePoop: hello dave
Dave: allright, put down the pipe
cease: hey, its dave
AntiSanta_Gomez: Hmm? Dave's here.
principlePoop: we have a quorum now, did everybody have a good thanksgiving?
klokwkdog: the Frosh arriveth
Merlyn: Hey dave
Tweeno's Paradise: Hey Dave...
klokwkdog: speak for yourself, Poop. and use simpler words
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
Dave: how is everyone? I have 5 weeks of break and then it's back to a harder quarter, but for a bit I can relax, and oh yeah they're gonna rip up a parking lot I usually cross to get to one of the main buildings, so I have to learn a new route
AntiSanta_Gomez: Food, Drink,..goood
principlePoop a crowd K3WL, good turkey day? me too!
Dave: how many are need for a quorum?
cease: i think we're quor
principlePoop: 3 or 5 guorms
Tweeno's Paradise: Molly Ivin's recent bit on Tanksgiving is pretty good: http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/28924/
klokwkdog: sheesh, from foreign words to l33tsp33k; what's next, Afgani?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Any word from Kend^?
AntiSanta_Gomez: you can bitch to anybody you want
klokwkdog: he's driving a lot, but home just about every day
klokwkdog: he has to go in at 4AM, which is a bit incompatible with Thursday nite chat
principlePoop: I need a new sweater, maybe it will have some opium in it too
cease: rodriguez essay on new sf museum now on newshour is beautiful
Dexter Fong: pP" MOst sweaters have 4 opiums, neck, two arms, and torso
klokwkdog: his Trucker's Blog probably has the latest news; haven't caught up on blogs; heck, I'm behind on Talking Points Memo and always read that
Stickman: stick wonders if he can make it to Der Wienerschnitzel and back during lunch break
Tweeno's Paradise: Groan, Dex...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Read "Unhappy MACNAM"
cease: molly ivins is Always good
cease: at least
principlePoop: ahh that is why religion is the opium of the masses
Dexter Fong: Domini Domini Domini..You're all Cardigans now
klokwkdog: yeah, Dex. But I don't think anything's happened to stray Josh far off his years'-long direction. They're cranking out too much good material
Stickman: If it's drugs you want the old doctor can fix you up.
principlePoop: eric and the domini, fun album
klokwkdog wants a new doctor with new drugs
cease: i read josh, kos, atrios and oasis
cease: the majority report staff
klokwkdog: Cat -- I have it on good authority that she did some really bad things back in the '60s
Stickman: "I want a new drug" Huey Lewis
principlePoop: frist should have some free hours soon
Tweeno's Paradise: I clap for Eric.
cease: i never heard of her then
Dexter Fong: pP: I hope Frist doesn't have any "free" hours soon
cease: thats better than Getting the clap from eric
principlePoop: huey dewey and lewis
Tweeno's Paradise: Don't get me started about who's on Frist.
Dexter Fong: Huey!? This is Dewey..Can I get an info on Louie?
Tweeno's Paradise: Howe are you going to get the clap from Eric?
Stickman: 10-4 21-50 bye
principlePoop: louie louahh
cease: i think the sherrif is still passing out shots
Stickman: or is it buy?
principlePoop: hike
Merlyn: huey dewey and lewis news?
AntiSanta_Gomez: Eric the half a Bee
Dexter Fong: Duck!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog: qwark, qwark, qwark
principlePoop: too late, I got that one in the face fong
Stickman: 7 o'clock here
klokwkdog: beware the quantum ducks...
Dexter Fong: Stick: Nino puts you in Philly
principlePoop: catherwood, you were almost on time, wow
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:01 PM, exactly!"
cease: how is non school, dave?
cease: in the whole i'd rather be a sandwich
Dexter Fong: Sorry..not philly, VA
Stickman: Last week he had me in Virginia.
principlePoop: what fong, ashburn
||||||||| Dexter Fong is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:02 PM.
klokwkdog: Stick - Merlyn has a somewhat minimalist interface. I forget when, but he strayed from Ayn Rand and became a follower of Philip Glass...
principlePoop: use preparation h
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (10:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Sheesh wrong click
AntiSanta_Gomez: Fong gone back
principlePoop: you were forcibly ejected, the big C is in a bad mood
klokwkdog: stick -- is your ISP in VA?
Merlyn: Nino's predictions are as good as Catherwood's timekeeping
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Merlyn
Dexter Fong: pP: Nino has you in Martinsville, VA...I've actually been there...musta missed you
Stickman: On a nostalgic note...did anyone see the Cream reunion on PBS?
Dave: non-school Cat? uh, I like university and think I did well on my finals, and break is ok other than the aforementioned route issue and the fact that I have to get my books
principlePoop: why did you try blueberry beer cat?
klokwkdog: nope
principlePoop: that is south of me, as the crow flies caw caw
Dexter Fong: Stick: Saw part of it but wanted to see Tony Shalub on Craig Ferguson's show
Merlyn: would Cream reunite with Harvey Milk?
Tweeno's Paradise: I wish, Stick. Will have to see if it's available on video.
Dave: I heard something about that cream thin, I like cream a lot, when I want loud rock
principlePoop: reunited cream, is that called cheese?
Dexter Fong: pP: No, Clotted Cheese
Tweeno's Paradise: Suzy Cream Cheese? LoL
Stickman: I'm sure they will play it many times in the coming year. Good fund raising material.
Stickman: What's got into you?
principlePoop: put a layla on a cracker
Stickman: You do and she'll break your fingers!
Dexter Fong finds the idea of PBS playing Cream for fundraising purpolses rather .....strange
Tweeno's Paradise: Muddy knees, have got me eating crackers...
cease: indeed, dex
klokwkdog: cream was one of those things that really belonged in a time period; it existed and then flew apart because the pieces didn't really belong together. i wish we could celebrate what it was and not try to recreate it
Dexter Fong: What's next...The Ramones and Sex Pistols raising money for NOVA
Stickman: Us Boomers rule the world now. We can play what we want!!
cease: traffic bvenefitted
Tweeno's Paradise: Mountain wasn't at all a bad band with Felix on bass...
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 10:07 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: i was thinking of billy bragg raising money for buckley's show
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
klokwkdog: yeah, except for his girlfriend being a bit quick on the trigger, Tweeny
Stickman: Leslie West! YeeHaaa!
principlePoop: love child by diana ross and the supremes was playing in the grocery store the other day.
AntiSanta_Gomez: Hey John
Tweeno's Paradise: More like Bowie and the Spiders from Mars for Nova, Dex.
Tweeno's Paradise: Yo, Bubba...
principlePoop: hubba bubba
cease: joan baez for wall street week
Dexter Fong: pP: And ELO being used for commercials
cease: hi bub
cease: re the firesign things flying off the shelves?
Stickman: Bubba! Greets!
Bubba's Brain: Spders from Mars for NASA...
cease: what isnt used for comercials?
Dexter Fong: Tween: A Space Oddity...I got yah
principlePoop: preparation h considered using johnny cash's ring of fire
klokwkdog: groan
Bubba's Brain: Had a pretty strong "Cyber Monday" on Monday.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Bird & Diz
AntiSanta_Gomez: Other comercials
cease: ch ch ch changes
Stickman: I havn't heard the MC5 on any commercials. Or the Fuggs!
klokwkdog: good for you, Bubba!
Dexter Fong: pP: LOL
principlePoop: I heard a led zeppelin song for a cadillac I think
klokwkdog: did you get EoBE done?
cease: not yet, stick
Dexter Fong: Cat: Master Card: Ch ch ch Charges
Tweeno's Paradise: When LZ started doing commercials for Cadillac, I kinda gave up on who's making money where...
cease: bird and diz's estate may sell out their images
Bubba's Brain: Klok, you askin me, re, eobe?
cease: i was thiniking of Huggies
klokwkdog: yep, Bubba
cease: for changes,. but its old now
cease: kerouac's estate sold his image, many others
Dave: sell out their images? what do you mean?
Stickman: So am I. sob
cease: i thkn ginzberg did levis ad, maybe apple i forget
principlePoop: rolling stones at the super bowl, god I love america
Elayne: Okay, I'm back. Sorry, that was a long post.
Dexter Fong: Dave: Hold still, I'm copying your image
Bubba's Brain: I'll be looking into it hopefully sometime next year. Mercury owns the rights.
cease: people famous for being anti-establishment now shilling For the establishment in its corporate face
principlePoop: wb E
cease: the rirhgts for what, bub?
Dexter Fong: wb EobE
klokwkdog: Bubba - Tweeny was asking after it
Stickman: They ARE the establishment.
Bubba's Brain: Klok was asking me about EOBE.
cease: i instlaled the spam deletion thing on my blog el, which gets rid of spam, and everyone else it appears
cease: a good disc
Elayne: Now I can, um, partake!
cease: i think their best without ossman
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Answer the question or we'll have to communicate you
cease: cease passes elayne his new pipe
Elayne: I was watching one of the public TV stations' pledge-drive specials last night, it was part of the Cream reunion concert from earlier this year.
Bubba's Brain: Answer what question?
cease: already filled
Elayne: And it was very peculiar not to see any white smoke in the entirety of the Royal Albert Hall...
AntiSanta_Gomez: Any chance of reissue for Rhino's Nick Danger releases??
Elayne: Oh, I really do need a new pipe... the best ones are down in Chinatown...
Stickman: Good filters on the cameras.
Merlyn: maybe they didn't elect a new pope
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Who's responsible?
Bubba's Brain: HOw many holes would the white smoke fill?
Elayne: Unlikely, Brian, since everyone says Clapton is God...
Bubba's Brain: Who's responsible for what?
principlePoop: exactly bubba
Stickman: NOT responsible!!
Dave: I went to a James Taylor and there was no smoke there, there was a guy at the Van Morrison concert who had a hash pipe though
Elayne: I dunno, Stick, Jack Bruce looked awfully craggy to me, I don't think those cameras had filters at all. :)
klokwkdog: yeah, what do you do for an encore when that's painted on the walls when you're 18?
Dexter Fong: Don't point that finger at me, Bubba
principlePoop: not insane
Bubba's Brain: The fickle finger of fate?
Stickman: He looked old but he sang his ass off! I was impressed.
klokwkdog: wrong chat, Bubba
Tweeno's Paradise: He'll put you in radio prison, bubba...
Bubba's Brain: I'm so confused!
Dexter Fong: Or even Radio Prism
Elayne: Oh dear, I'd best not light up, Mom just got online. I feel like I'm hiding in my bedroom again. :)
Bubba's Brain: Not to be torturning me!
cease: put your thumb on your script, bub
Stickman: HAHAHA
klokwkdog: Bubba - go back to IE. This tabbed browsing's doing you in!
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Get under the bed, quick
cease: bummer, el
principlePoop: ahhh hash, jibble jibble jibble jibble
Elayne: Didn't Firefox just come out with an upgrade?
Stickman: Young Guy! Motor Detective!
cease: my parents seem to be even more rapidly descending into dementia
Bubba's Brain: I'm drinking tab, not browsing it.
Elayne: No no Dex, it's "blow it out the window!," everyone knows that!
Bubba's Brain: TaB, that is.
klokwkdog: BTW -- havne't tried it, but apparently the new Firefox lets you drag/drop tabs to rearrange w/o plug-in
Tweeno's Paradise: Anyone tried Firefox 1.5? It crashes all over the place on my OS X 10.2 machine.
cease: the answer my friend is blowing out the window
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm sorry to hear that..it's a really tough scene
klokwkdog: and Songbird plugin is coming! mmmmmm Penny...
cease: tis
Bubba's Brain: The answer is bowling in the wind....
Dexter Fong drops a tab...whoa..Firefox is now all purple and melty
cease: Columbine Condos, if you lived here, you'd be dead by now
principlePoop: the stories would be funny if they were not so horribly heart-wrenching
klokwkdog: yesirree, Elayne -- Tuesday to v1.5
Dexter Fong: cat: lol
Tweeno's Paradise: We'll be back to diving for dopers in just a minute...
principlePoop: ahhh a paisley horsie
Bubba's Brain: Bob Meltface here, of the New York Timeless....
AntiSanta_Gomez: Bowling Green Wisgonsin
cease: yes, that was rather good
cease: for all the good it did rather
klokwkdog: Firefox 1.5's supposed to fix all the problems with OS X 10.2 machines crashing
Dexter Fong: Cat: =))
Stickman: You guys are SO crazy!
principlePoop: call me harry cox, because I am
Elayne: Hang on, IM'ing Mom... (keep it together, Elayne, she has no idea...)
Dexter Fong: And we have the papers to prove it
Dave: hey sorry to diverge a bit, but did I tell everyone I'm gonna get a guide dog next summer? I is very excited, in NYC
Tweeno's Paradise: Not even...
klokwkdog: rather is so 1960s
cease: hey great news dave
principlePoop: you were thinking of getting one last I heard, that is super dave
Tweeno's Paradise: That should be cool, Dave...
Dexter Fong: Dave: YOur dog is guiding you around NYC?
klokwkdog: Dave - I thought you were in Denver
Tweeno's Paradise: From what I've heard, you really make a bond with the pup.
cease: you are going to school in nyc?
Dexter Fong: Your likely to be late for class
cease: what a trip
Bubba's Brain: In John Devner or Bob Denver...?
klokwkdog: no cat, the dog is
principlePoop: those denver dogs are liberal, you want a street wise nyc dog
Stickman: I guess you take whatever dog is available.
AntiSanta_Gomez: Can be anywhere you want
klokwkdog: it's going to graduate before Dave does!
Dexter Fong: Klok: lol
Tweeno's Paradise: Gilliam's Island
Stickman: He lives in Denver but the dog refused to move.
Dexter Fong: Junior Gilliam?
Tweeno's Paradise: The dog, is not for sale...
cease: my first favourite player
Dave: hahaha I am in Denver, I'm going to NYC to get the dog, actually Yorktown Heights in upstate NY but I will be in Manhaton doing some subway travel and things as well, scared shitless most likely
cease: late 50s dodgers
Dexter Fong: That's just our little joke
Stickman: Storm
klokwkdog: Dex - that's how these guide dogs work. They have to be superior to their owner in order to lead them around
cease: he was gorgeous to watch
cease: on our black and white tv
Dexter Fong: Klok: Dogs *(are* superior...it just an act they do
cease: you will do well, dave
Tweeno's Paradise: Will he bark with a Brooklyn accent?
Dexter Fong: Dave: Email me before you arrive..will try to meet you
Stickman: Dogs flew spaceships!!
Dave: no I've gotta be superior, smile, it'll be an experience for sure, but I'm ready for it
Stickman: Your brain is NOT the boss!
cease: no, it was the drugs
principlePoop: fong leading the blind, wooo boy lol
Dexter Fong: Dave: Memorize the three rules of Dogdom
Bubba's Brain: ... and yet they still cannot figure out the doorknob principle...
klokwkdog: Stickman - not guide dogs. They were navigators. Big difference in pay and prestige. Didn't you ever read any Frank Herbert? Sheesh
Dexter Fong: ..damn this un-apposable thumb
principlePoop: dogdom, he starred in movies with burt reynolds
Bubba's Brain: All opposed to thumbs, say bow.
Dexter Fong: Bobby Frank Herbert Hoover
klokwkdog: any bozo can fly a spaceship -- how do you think all those bozos got here? they just can't repair them worth a damn
Dexter Fong: Wow Bubba
principlePoop: bow? wow
Bubba's Brain: Yipeo, Yipea.
klokwkdog: ain't my damn planet, Monkey Boy!
klokwkdog: Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!
Stickman: Laugh while you can.
principlePoop: ok spanky
Dexter Fong: # RUles of Dogdom: Eat it. If you can't eat it, Fuck it...If you can't fuck it, piss on it!
principlePoop: is this thing still on?
klokwkdog: didn't we hear that last week?
Merlyn: I'm gonna take off, might be back later, might not...
principlePoop: ahhh those rules
Bubba's Brain: Rovers Rules of Order?
Dexter Fong: Merlyn, Check you'r flight plan first
klokwkdog: have a good one, Merlyn. DT said he might be on after 11
Stickman: Oh Dexter, you sweet talker.
principlePoop: wait, let me check, ahh it is ok, they are speaking chinese
Merlyn: ok, byeee
principlePoop: okey dokey M
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:28 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bubba's Brain: Knight Brian.
klokwkdog: but I think he and Lili will be exhausted after their escape from NJ
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks for the hostage...er host-age
AntiSanta_Gomez: Merlyn's dissappearing, I should have figured
Bubba's Brain: Is there a host-age crisis?
principlePoop: so a post requires postage?
Bubba's Brain: And at most, requires mostage?
Stickman: Now the inmates are running the asylum!
klokwkdog: it's one of the possibilites for the Net-2
Bubba's Brain: ... just as toast requires toastage..
principlePoop: hahahah hehehehehe hihihihi
principlePoop: a stage needs stageage
Stickman: Someone help Elayne! She's in fade to gray mode.
principlePoop: steers do need steerage
klokwkdog is afk, off to fetch a beer
cease: a gray goose?
principlePoop: beer has beerage, ok, that is quite enough of that
AntiSanta_Gomez: Sue needs sewage?
Tweeno's Paradise: They're coming to take Napoleon IV away...
Bubba's Brain: Somebody goose her....
Dexter Fong: afk for refill and empty
Stickman: To the Happy Home.
principlePoop: gomez needs gomezaging
Stickman: That is one obscure reference.
Bubba's Brain: Where life is beautiful all the time...
Stickman: What year was that? 1970
principlePoop: and I will weave baskets or something like that, same time as the car wreck song
cease: i think alzheimers is an attempt to do that
cease: ike twiilght zone episode
principlePoop: that was gruesome
cease: go back to our childhood forever
Bubba's Brain: ... and I'll be happy to see the nice young man in the clean white coats....
Stickman: I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats...
Stickman: JINX!!
Bubba's Brain: pP -- but you grew some since then...
principlePoop: top cat had an episode about, I remember benny said something...
AntiSanta_Gomez: I'll just have to sing my way out of here, nite all, take care...
||||||||| 10:33 PM -- AntiSanta_Gomez left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Stickman: G'Night Santa!
cease: gomez
principlePoop: do it nice and ruff gomez
principlePoop: just my stomach bubba
principlePoop: and ear hair
Dexter Fong: Night ASG
klokwkdog: Tweeny - new In Our Time is up on Hobbes.
klokwkdog: Mr. "life is nasty, brutish and short". BBC Radio 4
principlePoop: fing fong
Dexter Fong: pP: You wanted somfing, Sir?
Elayne: Okay, back again. Mom wanted to know what time to call me for my birthday tomorrow.
Tweeno's Paradise: Hobbes?
Dexter Fong: Choise
klokwkdog: happy birthday E!
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:36 PM, dragging Bunnyboy by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Stickman: She can call you a time? How about 6:15?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
klokwkdog: Tweeny - 17th century philosopher
principlePoop: ahh super E
Tweeno's Paradise: What's the damage, E?
principlePoop: hello bunny
Tweeno's Paradise: Hey, Bun...
Elayne: Thanks klok! Don't think it'll match the birthday from 3 years ago (it was 3 right, 2002?) when we all got together...
Bunnyboy: Happy B-Day, El!
Dexter Fong: And Many Happy Returnds of the Day, Elayne
Elayne: Tweeny, I've finally reached my bra size!
principlePoop: no fong, just giving you the fing
Elayne: Thanks, Bunny and Dex!
Elayne: Last year I saw Dex on my birthday, I believe.
Bunnyboy: Again with the finger!
Bubba's Brain: Fingering Fong?
Stickman: My imagination is going wild!
Dexter Fong: Get your hands off of me!!!
principlePoop: fingage bubba
Elayne: We went to that place on 8th Avenue and 40-something, didn't we Dex?
Stickman: So you're 36, Elayne?
klokwkdog: E - yep. Weirdly Cool on WLIW premiere, with that poor woman caught with Proctor and Bergman like a deer in the headlights. She had to be there and couldn't get away
Elayne: Oh, bless your heart, Stickman...
Elayne: Yeah, Deer-in-Headlights lady is still on that station...
klokwkdog: She looked even more at sea that Margaret Dumont in a Marx Bros. movie
Dexter Fong: E: Yes..it was raining...no it was sunny....ah yes, I remember it well
Tweeno's Paradise: Got a URL, Dex?
cease: oh yes happy birthday el
Elayne: Thanks Cat!
klokwkdog mostly remembers a big dish of M&Ms...
Stickman: Many happy returns of the day, Elayne!
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Huh?
Bubba's Brain: Happy B-day E!
klokwkdog: and strange takeout sushi
Tweeno's Paradise: Dumont was one really good sport.
Elayne: Been thinking a lot about mortality of late, news came to me that my best friend from college was killed this week.
Bunnyboy: "When I look at you, I picture you bending over a warm stove. But then I can't see the stove."
Elayne: Although part of me still thinks it's a hoax.
Elayne: Thanks Bubba!
Tweeno's Paradise: For the Hobbes posting, Dex.
cease: yes sorry to hear that el
Elayne: Yes Klok, and my friend Leah falling asleep after something like 2 tokes...
principlePoop: thinking does no good, trust me on this yeeehaw
Tweeno's Paradise: They made some great movies, Bun.
cease: leah is visitng you?
Stickman: OK, back to work for me. G'night all!
Bunnyboy: "When I was your age, I didn't have a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket!"
klokwkdog just about fell asleep with no tokes. It was like being at an ELP concert in the '70s.
cease: by stick
principlePoop: nightstick
klokwkdog: nite Stick
klokwkdog: cute
Elayne: She was three years ago Cat...
||||||||| Stickman rushes off, saying "10:41 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bunnyboy: nite Stickley
Dexter Fong: Night Stick
cease: ah long ago
Elayne: I'm glad Stick's decided to join us regularly, he's a nice bloke.
cease: yet i think of being at your place as if it were last week
klokwkdog: Sorry to hear about your loss, E
cease: i thnk cuz i see nyc on tv all the time
Elayne: Wasn't it? Oh no, it was a whole different place, Robin hadn't gone Ikea-crazy yet and he still had the old studio set-up...
klokwkdog: E - when he first came on, he was really disappointed he'd missed you
Bunnyboy: El: What, a limey? Secure the borders! ; )
principlePoop: we must laugh at death, but not at a funeral
Bubba's Brain: ELO...ELP... nice for those 70s bands to be so aplhabetical...
Tweeno's Paradise: Off to police street again...
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Who is Stick?
principlePoop: REO
Elayne: Thanks Klok, appreciate it. Two losses in one week of people I used to hang with. Very weird.
cease: very sad el
Elayne: Dex, he's an old FAlaFal subscriber, Rick something from LA.
principlePoop: ouch E, keep your spirits up
Elayne: Not a great emotional punch, Cat, since I hadn't seen either in years... just a lingering... weirdness about it all.
Elayne: But see, Billy goes and was gone years ago anyway, Craig was gone even when I knew him... but Rick comes back, and I've heard from a couple old friends via email this past year... so it all kind of evens out in a way.
klokwkdog: oops, Bubba. I wish, it was ELP, not ELO. I ended up in the stratosphere, right at the level of all the smoke. Someone below us was smoking something really evil-smelling
Dexter Fong: E: YOu outta try a class reunion...lotsa dead people
Elayne: Nah, none of my dead friends had that much class. ;)
klokwkdog: it was tolerable, though, until ELP set off a bunch of explosions and that smoke mixed in. Plus, they'd got rid of their orchestra before playing out in the sticks
Bubba's Brain: Dead people at your class reunion... what is it, Zombie High?
cease: yes life is strange, el
Elayne: I was really touched when one of my readers, a blogger named Eva Whitley, stopped by to offer her condolences. She lost her husband Jack (a sf writer) about a year ago.
cease: how can death be any different?
Tweeno's Paradise: The Works tour? Must have been fun.
klokwkdog: ELO evolved from some elements of The Move, one of my fave bands
cease: thats a wonderful lthing, el
Dexter Fong: Bubba: George Romero Vocational
klokwkdog: Tween -- sorry, it wasn't. I should've just bought three of their LPs with my money
Tweeno's Paradise: Jeff Lynn was good with the Wilburys, I thought...
Elayne: Oh dear, the cats are calling. I think they want to be in that Moscow circus. 'Scuse me a moment.
Bubba's Brain: Romero, Romero, wherfore art thour, Romero?
klokwkdog: ...back when concert tickets only cost about 3 LPs' worth of cash
Bunnyboy: Cirque Internationalle!
cease: all my love to your cats
principlePoop: send in the clowns, oops, don't worry, they're here
cease: everybodys cats
cease: hows seattle bun?
cease: snow?
Dexter Fong: Bubba: "IN the back yard...eating brains"
Tweeno's Paradise: Not very good, eh? Sorry to hear that. Saw the Brain Salad tour in '73 and really liked it.
Bubba's Brain: Dex -- LOL.
Tweeno's Paradise: Long toothed man fears for brain...
cease: early winter for vancouver
klokwkdog: Tween -- I've never had a good experience at a large concert, and not because I was having a bad trip or anything
Bunnyboy: cat: Wet snow, not much stickage. Just some slushies.
klokwkdog: I stay away from them now
Elayne: Okay, I think the cats wanted to steer me into feeding them. Just a guess...
klokwkdog: Was in Philly during the We Are The World concert in what, '85? Deliberately didn't go.
cease: snow cancelled trash pick up tuesday, had to pick it up wed and its snowing agian now.
cease: pretty. dangerous up here in the hills
klokwkdog: yeah, they never come up into the hills
klokwkdog: what sector, Cat?
Bunnyboy: klok: Por qua?
cease: R
Bubba's Brain: Not after 10 in sectors... oh never mind.
Dexter Fong: Arghhh!
cease: an i spell my name PIZZA
Tweeno's Paradise: Poor qua...
klokwkdog: Bunny - for the reason I stated. I watched it on my 20" TV set like everyone else and had a great view and good audio
Dexter Fong: Poor Qua Porky
principlePoop: hold your anchovies
klokwkdog: Folks at work who went dealt with overflowing toilets and no food and no water except when they sprayed fire hoses on them
Dexter Fong: Step away from the Sardinians
Bunnyboy: klok: It's even more fun now, with 5.1 DTS and Dolby feeds!
Tweeno's Paradise: But poor qulaity porkys...
cease: get your tentacles off of my anchovies
Elayne: Zoicks, didn't realize the time. Must go, and sleep, so I can wake up again at 3AM (unbidden) because I always seem to during my birth hour...
Elayne: Night all!
cease: nmigth el
principlePoop: have a happy rebirthday
Bubba's Brain: Nite E.
Dexter Fong: Elayne's having a baby?
Tweeno's Paradise: Hppy B'Day E...
Bunnyboy: Backwards it's AZZIP. As in COOLAZZIP!
Bubba's Brain: Nitie?
klokwkdog: All my good concert experiences have been with greats before they became known, in small intimate venues, or known greats forced to play small places.
principlePoop: bonne anniversaire, god fodselsdag
cease: new ujiverses are constantly being born, i suspect
klokwkdog: nite E
Tweeno's Paradise: I liek to put coolzip on my ice cream.
Dexter Fong: Now that's an intelligent design
Bunnyboy: nite El!
||||||||| 10:51 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Elayne left for Partys unknown
principlePoop: my concert days are hidden behind a drug haze
Bunnyboy: "Tossed coconut salad...Fresh coconut milk...New England BOILED coconut..."
klokwkdog: saw Jimmy Buffett in '73 in a 50-seat club built under a parking lot.
Bubba's Brain: I think the theory of Idiotic design should be taught in schools -- the idea that the works is so messed up, the being that designed it must be an idiot.
Tweeno's Paradise: Ya just can't get good NE cocanuts in TX.
klokwkdog: world
Dexter Fong: pP: Me 2..Never forget the time at the Fillmore East awaking form a drug haze and seeing a couple of Albino's on the stage..Johnny and Edgar...talk about a trip
Bubba's Brain: that too.
Bunnyboy: I think they should be called Selfullar phones.
principlePoop: far out, and groovy
klokwkdog: Tween -- ROFL NYT article last week about a New Orleans cook stranded in Plymouth, MA trying to get shrimp with heads, etc. for Thanksgiving dinner...
Tweeno's Paradise: Heard a comedian make a similar comment; God can't be a woman because only a man would screw things up like this...
Tweeno's Paradise: That'd be quite the rude awakening, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Zuppa de Coconut....Coconut au Vin......
Bubba's Brain: Love dem tempura'd shirmp heads....
cease: dex, sounds trippy
klokwkdog remembers watching 2001 and not remembering any of it until, oh, somewhere near Jupiter...
Bunnyboy: "Eewwwwwwwwww, I HATES COCONUTS! Twenny years uh coconuts! I cain't STAND coconuts!"
Dexter Fong: Cat: I so sooo many Fillmore East concerts that I can't remember anything of
cease: you put the vin in the coconut?
cease: sorry, mrs scully
cease: of course, you were in nyc dex
Tweeno's Paradise: Have you seen 2010, Klok? One of my favs...
Dexter Fong: YOu put de coconut in de Van and drive it to Boston
cease: were i there, the same would have been true for me
Bunnyboy: I better go feed the crew. Nite, yez.
klokwkdog: nite Bun
Bubba's Brain: Up until Jupiter it moves so slow, you can't help but fall asleep (actually , I don't agree, I like the movie)
Dexter Fong: Night El Senor Bunny
cease: by bun
principlePoop: please come to boston for the winter
principlePoop: hiphop bunny
Tweeno's Paradise: O revoir, Bun...
Dexter Fong: pP: I thought it was "Please come to Boston for the Waters"
Bubba's Brain: nite bun.
Bubba's Brain: Oh ramblin boy why don't you settle down.
principlePoop: too much tea in the water there
Tweeno's Paradise: Roger was playing there?
Dexter Fong: 'cause I'se a Ramblin'! boy
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 10:57 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bubba's Brain: Boston caint be your kind of town.
cease: is that so, jack?
principlePoop: why not?
Dexter Fong: I've nerver been to Boston, but I kinda like their music
cease: on my last night of class, tuesday the night of the snow, the last conversation was about a boston song
cease: which the girl nedxt t me was using as audio for her vid
klokwkdog: no, Poop, there are already enough idiots in Boston
Tweeno's Paradise: That's a suite toon you were playing...
cease: the prof mentioned his babysitter playng that song. more than a feeling?
Dave: listening to the Dead, ah so good, some of there stuff
principlePoop: which song? yankee doodle?
cease: he asked me where i was when it came out and of course i was in japan
cease: dave they put out so much stuff that by law of averages some would have to be good
Dexter Fong: Of course
Bubba's Brain: Well, I'm gonna put a feather in my cap and call it Marconi.
Dexter Fong: or is it *Off course*?
cease: don teat yourself
principlePoop: ahh beans
Tweeno's Paradise: Say hi to Hoosierland for me Bubba...
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Put a feather fore and aft and call it Tesla
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principlePoop: put a feather in..., oops wrong chat
Bubba's Brain: Oooh. . a jacobs ladder hat.
cease: theyre filing like drops
klokwkdog: Cat - Boston only plays one song every time. It has different names, but that's all there is... ;-)
Dexter Fong sings "we are climbing Bubba's hat..."
cease: i thought so, yes the boston song. didnt it sell a bilion albums or something?
cease: 77? 78?
principlePoop: ahhh I have more than a feeling you are right
klokwkdog: more than a feeling was one name for it
Bubba's Brain: It's alive.... alive!
klokwkdog always wondered what happened to Christopher Cross
Tweeno's Paradise: Still liked what the founder was doing. Custom-builds a 12-tk and invents a rock "sound", if you will.
Dexter Fong: "It's a living thing..."
Bubba's Brain: He sailed away....
Dave: oh my god my best friend is telling me these names of alcoholic drinks, and she's like so conservitive
Dexter Fong: Dave: Know thine enemy...
cease: alcohol and conservative often go together
Dexter Fong: Lotta things are conserved in alcohol
Tweeno's Paradise: Whatever is being conserved is a mystery to me...
Dexter Fong: like brains
Bubba's Brain: I like Pina Coladas... getting caught in the rain.... Oops, that's Rupert holmes.
principlePoop: a slow screw against the wall is a good drink
Tweeno's Paradise: Wasn't that The Godfather?
Dexter Fong: pP: Is that for real? =))
principlePoop: sure it is
Bubba's Brain: I resemble that remark.
principlePoop: sloe gin and something
Bubba's Brain: Brains are pickled in formalahyde... I should know.
Dexter Fong: Well I've heard of A Screwdriver...and a Phillips Screwdriver..but not that
Tweeno's Paradise: Put down that pickle!
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- on the latest This Week in Tech, Leo talks about the founder of Heil mikes. He hates condenser mikes. Says no power should be on the cable. His mikes are all dynamic. He used to engineer for the Dead and most of the big '70s bands.
Bubba's Brain: A sloe gin fizz works mighty fast, when you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass. Uh huh.
principlePoop: http://www.freedrinkrecipes.com/cocktails-drinks-recipes/slowscrewupagainstthewall-drink-recipe.html
Dexter Fong: afk for a secondo
klokwkdog: Letterman apparently has one now, set up on the table as a back-up mike for guests
Bubba's Brain: Where can that be found, klok?
principlePoop: the world is a different place with the internet and google
cease: klok i got email from that webiste you told me about
Tweeno's Paradise: Have to check that out Klok. Saw the Dead at RFK in DC when they were using the big stack sound system w/no amps or monitors. Pretty impressive how they used two mics physically off-phase to cancel feedback.
||||||||| bonemeister sneaks in around 11:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
cease: some video production thing
Bubba's Brain: I don't want a pickle... just want to ride my motorcycle...
cease: open source projects thing
cease: hy bone
principlePoop: ahhh bone, break him and see who gets a wish
Tweeno's Paradise: Hey bone...
klokwkdog: Bubba - Episode #32 - http://thisweekintech.com/32
klokwkdog: Bubba - it's kind of overloaded at the moment
Bubba's Brain: Tanks.
bonemeister: getting those holiday logs together, I see
klokwkdog: Bubba -- collect them all! ;-))
klokwkdog: howdy bonem
Dexter Fong: Hey Bone
bonemeister: okay, okay... Chistmas logs
klokwkdog: cat - I hope you requested it, not unsolicited email
principlePoop: yule love them
Bubba's Brain: They're better than bad, they're good.
bonemeister: I meant to say Chxistmas
Dexter Fong: I Emailed my solicitor about my unsolicted Email
Bubba's Brain: Chex mix?
Dexter Fong: Mix!
bonemeister: MalcolmXmas
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- the mikes themselves are at: http://heilsound.com/
Tweeno's Paradise: Xmas in the Middle
Bubba's Brain: Czech's mass?
klokwkdog: LOL, bone
Dexter Fong: Heil Microphones..give your recordings Lebensraum
principlePoop: ahh that is what happened to christopher cross, christopher crossmax
bonemeister: wristmas
Tweeno's Paradise: Thanks Klok. I've hear of the company but never worked with their stuff.
Dexter Fong: Cross Maxx and go 2 more blocks to the corner of Velocity
Bubba's Brain: Chris Cross went straight.
bonemeister: wristmas cronologs
principlePoop: their microphones have ways of making you talk
bonemeister: by Armitron
Dexter Fong: At Velocity Square, you'll fell energized
Bubba's Brain: and Legitron...
Dexter Fong: feel
Tweeno's Paradise: Straight to Michael O'Martian
principlePoop: nono mad max don't do it
Dexter Fong: Mr. Motion? Tweeny?
Bubba's Brain: Two men enter... one man leave.
principlePoop: and do the locomotion
cease: one man tree
Dexter Fong: Which one is the Cannibal
Tweeno's Paradise: I motion we a germ.
bonemeister: that's very chronological
Dexter Fong: It's My Crobe
Dexter Fong: and I'll cry if I has too
principlePoop: one cannibal asks the other, did that clown taste funny to you?
Dexter Fong: pP: THe one I passed in the woods
bonemeister: holy cronoslogo
klokwkdog: Tween - well, all I know is that Leo won a Heil PR40 at the Podcast Expo 3 weeks ago and I think his wife is pissed off 'cause he's sleeps with it, too
principlePoop: does a cannibal shit in the woods? I guess so
Tweeno's Paradise: welcome to Ralph Spoilsport's Cry O Genics
Dexter Fong: Sig Heil is a Leo..that figures
klokwkdog: I was just looking at the page for it, and there's Art Bell at the bottom, saying it's the best mike he's ever used
Tweeno's Paradise: Wow, Klok...
klokwkdog: so I suppose PR40s will be standard equipment in most UFOs by next year
Dexter Fong: Heil mikes are Bellisimo
Bubba's Brain: The question is who does a cannibal shit in the woods?
principlePoop: mike douglas was not bad, but he was no merv the perv griffin
principlePoop: are you shitting me bubba?
bonemeister: Pop quiz: The children of Uranus are [blank]
klokwkdog: merv owns wheel of fortune; doesn't care what anyone thinks
Tweeno's Paradise: Let's talk dirty to the cannibals, the cannibals, the cannibals...
principlePoop: dingleberries
Bubba's Brain: No, I haven't had you for dinner yet...
Tweeno's Paradise: Bubba gets personal ;)
Bubba's Brain: Bone... answer: klingons.
principlePoop: you guys want to put me in a fire again
Dexter Fong: Must away to grab parking spot wife is saving for me..more later...if there's a later
principlePoop: hail rita dex
Tweeno's Paradise: Hope you'll join us for dinner 'cause, you're it...
klokwkdog: I read an interesting biography of Kirk Kekorian a couple weeks ago. Another Hughes-like aviator gone megalomanical
Tweeno's Paradise: See ya, Dex...
principlePoop: johnny, won't you please come home
principlePoop: fine young cannibals
bonemeister: "Of Gaia and Uranus were born the children Oceanus and Tethys; and of these, Phorcus, Cronos, Rhea, and all that go with them; and of Cronos and Rhea were born Zeus and Hera and all those who are, as we know, called their brethren; and of these again, other descendants." [Timaeus. Plato, Timaeus 41a]
Tweeno's Paradise: The movie trailers looked pretty good Klok (Aviator). Have you seen it?
klokwkdog: during WWII, he ferried Mosquito bombers from Canada to UK. $1000 per trip!
klokwkdog: ...of course, 30-40% of the planes crashed
Bubba's Brain: Must.... sleep... Must.... sleep....
||||||||| bonemeister departs at 11:20 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'bonemeister', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
bonemeister: Gaia and Uranus
klokwkdog: Tweeny - yes, I was in Blockbuster and saw a used DVD for $7 and bought it
||||||||| At 11:20 PM, Bubba's Brain hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
principlePoop: back in the vat for you bubba, no gurgling
bonemeister: Back then they didn't call 'em Christmas trees
klokwkdog: Excellent film, except Hughes was about 6'2" and weighed 150 lbs. DiCaprio is about 5'4"...
principlePoop: the gods have lost their way
Tweeno's Paradise: They found a coke bottle and didn't know what to do with it.
cease: if there were gods, they would have ways
klokwkdog: Tween - the best part is the #2 disc with a complete rundown on Hughes life via newsreels and interviews
principlePoop: I saw that movie, throw it off the edge of the earth
cease: they would BE ways
bonemeister: Johnny Depp is about the same height as DiCaprio, but he could have played Howard Hughes
Dave: well it is time for me to depart I think
klokwkdog: Tween -watch it for Blanchett, who steals the movie. Cate is Hepburn
klokwkdog: nite Dave!
Dave: so I will talk to people next week I guess, bye then
||||||||| Dave dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dave?! It's 11:23 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Tweeno's Paradise: May school treat you well, Dave...
principlePoop: no departing until the chat has come to full stop, ciao dave
cease: see you next week, dave
principlePoop: watch out for evil conservative influences
klokwkdog: Tween. I read reviews that Beckensdale is a crummy Ava Gardner, but I think she did a pretty damn good job. Baldwin is OK as Juan Tripp.
bonemeister: Gurgle search: keyword chronos
principlePoop: juan tripp, was he on the dwarf album?
klokwkdog: Alda works hard at Brewster, but I'm just so darn tired of Alda for some reason that I couldn't get into it
cease: west wing?
klokwkdog: yeah, Poop -- he was the character who played the TWA "head"
klokwkdog: don't watch it, Cat. I knew there was a reason...
principlePoop: hehe he said head hehe
bonemeister: Alda should try drama. The wacky comedy of West Wing is tiresome, week in and week out
Tweeno's Paradise: Hope you've got an east wing to go with that, cat.
cease: no i like the west wing
cease: also 6 fet under and the sopranos, only us tv drama i watch
principlePoop: is west wing still on? I thought it was only repeats on 5 difference cable channels
klokwkdog: Tween -- like Al Capone, Hughes was pretty strange, but one interesting thing is that he treated blacks like he did whites (so did Capone).
Tweeno's Paradise: If I put the TV back up, it's going to be because of West Wing and PBS Now.
klokwkdog: LOL, Bone
Tweeno's Paradise: Color blindness is about experience.
bonemeister: Besides, who could compete with the madcap antics of Bush? Buster Keaton, maybe
klokwkdog: Tween -- Hughes was born in 1905 Houston and raise there, so it's somewhat amazing
Tweeno's Paradise: That's great. Who would play the lead in "Bush, The Movie"?
principlePoop: jimmy cagney?
cease: the devil
bonemeister: The Brits are working on a remake of The Prisoner, which could be the kookiest thing since Monty Python
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- I think the bidding for the lead in that movie would go quite high! They'll have to troll Hollywood to find some really down-on-luck actor who'll agree to the role and have to pay them a fortune.
Tweeno's Paradise: Stan & Ollie as Bush & Cheney. Well, here's another fine mess...
klokwkdog: bone - is that going to be set in Guantanamo?
principlePoop: super song and dance man, and always evil in dramas
Tweeno's Paradise: I'd love to see them do The Prisoner again.
klokwkdog: LOL Tweeny
bonemeister: Whenever someone gets fired as Doctor Who, he gets to play Bush
klokwkdog: McGoohan is still alive, isn't he? Is he involved? Or just pissed?
bonemeister: McGoohan lost the rights
cease: i really hope there is no Prisoner #2
cease: it owuld suck so badly
Tweeno's Paradise: Who is #1?
cease: the whole idea of a sequel is anti art
cease: the mona lisa, part 2?
bonemeister: Perhaps the remake should be about the investors in the original torturing McGoohan
klokwkdog: email sent to DocTech -- "We are still chatting at 11:30PM"
Tweeno's Paradise: Only if it's Lisa Germano.
principlePoop: ahh thesis, anti-thesis, synthesis, parenthesis
cease: Maus: the auschwitz stuff i left out\
bonemeister: no LSD this time
klokwkdog: bonem -- LOL
bonemeister: as the Brits would say, LSD is "straight out"
principlePoop: the robot became our friend and saviour in terminator
klokwkdog: Tween -- LOL
klokwkdog: I miss Lisa; she still plays around LA and makes albums
klokwkdog: but for me, she'll always be the kid on the violin in the "Cherry Bomb" video
Tweeno's Paradise: Her web site message is a bit cryptic.
principlePoop: missus germano, the one daughter was a coke head and snyder the handyman
Tweeno's Paradise: Hot Dogs and Hamburgers is my fave.
||||||||| 11:34 PM: porie jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| Outside, the 11:34 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving TOR coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Tweeno's Paradise: Some of her solo stuff is a bit dark. She played in a country house band I worked with back in the 80's before Mellencamp.
TOR: Howdy do, all.
principlePoop: gee it is porie
porie: Im not paranoid am I
||||||||| bonemeister departs at 11:34 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Tweeno's Paradise: He's been pored!
klokwkdog: poop -- I think her name you're thinking about was Romano, she divorced some comedian
TOR: Speakin' of Mellencamp.....
cease: i smell dead animals
TOR: ....& dead animals
Tweeno's Paradise: You can call be Ray, or...
cease: she's got a pair i could invent Bartlett's from
principlePoop: germano, romano, it is all cheese
porie: things winding down?
TOR: .....here is moi's latest barfering http://musicclick.com/TOR
principlePoop: hi tor
klokwkdog: poop -- either that or she had formerly been a companion of Dr. Who...
porie: or winging up?
TOR: gotta run, nite all
porie: winding
klokwkdog: grooving in a cave with a Pict?
klokwkdog: nite TOR
cease: maybe doc and lili will join us?
principlePoop: fastor
Tweeno's Paradise: Bye TOR...
cease: tor
cease: that was brief
principlePoop: I have not seen dr who in years who?
klokwkdog: stay awhile next time ;-)
Tweeno's Paradise: And now fastor Barstormer will give us his beneviction..
klokwkdog: porie -- we are awaiting the return of The Fong and possible late arrival of doctec, otherwise winding middle
principlePoop: bush, boxers or briefs or depends?
klokwkdog: I can't hang on too much past midnite myself
principlePoop: the plot has thinned considerably
cease: capt midnight, meet major morning
klokwkdog: we are replanting for growth, Poop
klokwkdog: no CNIradio, downer
Tweeno's Paradise: Anybody hear Richie Blackmore's new band "Blackmore's Night". Hard to believe he's the same guy who was guitar for deep purple. Me like :=)
principlePoop: that is why I am here, fertilizer, but some call me by shorter names
cease: lol
Tweeno's Paradise: Have you been taking fertility drugs again, P?
klokwkdog: Singapore done woke up and FallingStars radio is getting choppy. I'm reduced to Sky.fm's new "Classical, Spanish & Flamenco Guitar" channel (which is quite good, BTW)
principlePoop: my farrow is furrow or visa versa
principlePoop: mia
klokwkdog: Poop - that's just compression. They all expand into the SOS
cease: sounds like sometihng fumiyo would like, klok. what is url?
principlePoop: yes please, I love the music from great chefs of the world, charlie parker I think is the name
principlePoop: old pbs show
cease: Kentucky Fried Bird?
principlePoop: ahhh hit that one out of the park, no curve on it lol
Tweeno's Paradise: I've got a byrd for you, Trebeck...
principlePoop: yes, please frame your response in the form of a question
Tweeno's Paradise: In case you guys haven't checked out the SNL Jeopardy series, you really should. Think Comedy Central has it.
Tweeno's Paradise: KF Movie had its moments...
principlePoop: I have caught the mind of mendez a few times now, that has some good joke, I cannot think of any now
Tweeno's Paradise: Partial to Amazon Women on the Moon.
principlePoop: was juan tripp in that too?
Tweeno's Paradise: No, that was Valdez...
principlePoop: exxon is going to the moon?
klokwkdog is a big fan of Juan's donkey...
Tweeno's Paradise: That's right, Alice.
klokwkdog: Poop - later, once the earnings reports for this summer are in
principlePoop: you like his ass huh? oops wrong chat
cease: jaun valdez, what ar eyou doing in alaska?
klokwkdog: stopped in for a drink, cat, stopped in for a dringk
Tweeno's Paradise: Is his donkey chasing windmills again?
principlePoop: republicans upset about companies making too much profit? what is the world coming to?
cease: i hear chavez is gonna start selling cheap gas to poor people in your neck o the forest soon
cease: or is that happning now?
klokwkdog: nah, he caught one; couldn't do a thing with it, Tween
klokwkdog: cat - in Boston
cease: and nyc too, right?
Tweeno's Paradise: No joke, Chavez might be a real influence.
klokwkdog: they are in negotiation with their US company, Cities Service or something
cease: yeah, captialisms worst enemy
klokwkdog: dunno about NYC; assume so
principlePoop: we built this city on rock and roll
cease: did i read it in salon? huffington? i forget
Tweeno's Paradise: I think it's catching, Klok ;)
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TOR - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: It must be real hard for Bush to criticize Chavez with a straight face after trying to overthow him, assassinate him, and claim his country isn't a democracy.
Dexter Fong: Ah...You waited...how gracious...
Tweeno's Paradise: Gotta visit the city by the bay one of these days. Visited many, many moons ago.
klokwkdog: ...while the next day greeting "President for Life" Musharrif of Pakistan, our close ally
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Bayside, Long Island?
principlePoop: goodness gracious
Dexter Fong: Great Balls
Tweeno's Paradise: The Republican Party preaching democracy to China. Now that gotta have 'em rolling on the floor in Bejing.
klokwkdog: ...while keeping out the woman who was raped for something her brother didn't do so as not to embarass said Pres for Life
principlePoop: it is a super city, wow
klokwkdog: Tween -- it's a regular Coals to Newcastle operation, that, eh? ;-))
principlePoop: call me irresponsible
Dexter Fong: Welcome to Stupor City...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tweeno's Paradise: I was thinking SF, but I been to NYC a couple of times as well. Austin's like putting a city in the middle of a park. We need it, what with our air quality.
principlePoop: hey, we are all bozo's on this bus
Dexter Fong: Park and lockit Tweeny
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- all those Mexican coal plants keep your electricity prices down...
Tweeno's Paradise: Lock & Load, Leary...
cease: wb dex
Dexter Fong: Oh! I'm a Beaner...okay! Drive this bus to East Elay
cease: guess doc and lili still out or something
Tweeno's Paradise: It's the autos, actually.
Dexter Fong: still out on something
principlePoop: ahh, after the wonderful california experience, virginia is deregulating the power companies too
cease: oh no
klokwkdog: NAFTA means Mexico is free to trade their electricity for our money; being another country means they can tell the EPA, "Badges? Badges?...."
Tweeno's Paradise: We were on the top 10 worst once or twice. Better than Houston ain't sayin' much.
cease: i thoguht you had a good new governor
cease: lol klok
principlePoop: the legislation was passed while allen and gilmore ran this boat
principlePoop: almost into the ground, that is why we started electing democrats
Dexter Fong: George and Roger?
cease: and me?
klokwkdog: WB, Dex
klokwkdog: still waiting for DT
Tweeno's Paradise: Amazing the NJ elected a Democrat Gov. Who woulda thunk it?
principlePoop: george allens son is the biggest, well, ollie north almost won lol
Dexter Fong: Republican was Repugnant pP
Tweeno's Paradise: Now THAT's a Christian if I ever saw one...
Dexter Fong: I never saw a Christian who didn't proclaim to love me
principlePoop: I live close to lynchburg, scary sometimes
Dexter Fong: anybody got any lynch
principlePoop: pat robertson advocates lynching
principlePoop: and then says oops, just kidding
Dexter Fong: Pat Robertson..the guy who was on Tales of The wells-Fargo
Tweeno's Paradise: At the point of a rifle, eh Dex?
principlePoop: yes, married to ronnies ex
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: No, Robertson was at the butt end
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porie - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: poor porie
Tweeno's Paradise: JC needs to come back and straighten these suckers out...
principlePoop: somebodies father here ended up on the wrong side of a gun
cease: if only he had a g
Dexter Fong: Think he and his adherents did enough damage the first time
klokwkdog: ROFL (from The Register:
klokwkdog:
klokwkdog: Parker told me a story illustrating the need for process in application delivery. Apparently, the rear windshield specification for a certain German car included the ability to withstand impacts well over 120 km/hour. An obvious mistake, thought the commendably thorough engineers, even posh German cars can't travel that fast in reverse, and reduced it to something more reasonable. Unfortunately, the cars were to be shipped to the South of France at high speed by rail, packed on open tracks and facing backwards, and they all arrived with the rear windshields shattered. A bit of process might have encouraged the engineers to investigate that specification further before making an arbitrary correction.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Tweeno's Paradise: Pour soup.
principlePoop: lol wow
klokwkdog: hey, Catherwood actually has reasonably decent time today!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:01 AM"
cease: what a strange tale
Dexter Fong: 'mon back Pierre
Tweeno's Paradise: Ever, ever closer to the fuse of doom...
cease: there is no end to strangeness
klokwkdog: yeah, cat. It's buried in an unfathomable story about corporate enterprise control software, though
Tweeno's Paradise: Saliger? We could use him :)
principlePoop: women seem wicked
cease: i havent read a good short story in years
Dexter Fong: ..Use him for what, Tween?
Tweeno's Paradise: Women are wickened in Fleetwood Mac.
klokwkdog: it's as dumb a story as the frozen chickens being fired at jet windshields story...
Dexter Fong: Jet's have rear windows?
principlePoop: finger wicken good those wikkens
Tweeno's Paradise: Bet he'd be great at press conferences.
cease: sounds like dildo ads
cease: Big Mac, Fleet Wood
cease: names
cease: Steely Dan et al
Tweeno's Paradise: Steely Dan?
Dexter Fong: Put in your Knicks
Tweeno's Paradise: See the glory....
principlePoop: if you have to explain, ahhh nevermind
Tweeno's Paradise: And inflate your shoes.
cease: yes someone in aonother chat asked where steely dan name came from and i said the dildo in naked lunch
klokwkdog: you'd think that some idiot would design simple reusable plywood shields to protect the cars (since the empty car carriers have to go back to Germany somehow) instead of wasting a fortune on 3" thick rear windshields. The story illustrates the stupidity of the companies and the people trying to use computers to correct it.
Dexter Fong: pP: What do you mean?
cease: e said i was wrong. whatr the fuck is he talknig about?
klokwkdog: not sure it was unique to naked lunch
klokwkdog: but there was a steam-powered dildo by that name
principlePoop: I am not mean, that is george
klokwkdog: sunday in the park george?
Tweeno's Paradise: Was it a Stanley?
cease: you think it has an outre being, klok? i should fucking google it
klokwkdog: or of jungle george?
Dexter Fong: Klok & Cat: I believe the first usage belongs to that twisted genius the Elec...uh William S. Borroughs
klokwkdog: cat - no, just use the straight Google first
cease: wm burroughs is suspect a more steely dannish connectoin
principlePoop: meanie, with the beanie? and cecil
Tweeno's Paradise: I once had a toto in afrika...
cease: it could wel have an ealrier life. edison's wife, perhaps?
klokwkdog: cat, Dex -- Fagen et al pretty certainly named themselves after the device, whether fictional or real
principlePoop: ahhh like stealing glass, and the walrus, coocookatchoo, gesundheit
cease: no shit klok
principlePoop: what kind of toto? congo or zimbabwe?
Dexter Fong: Weel Dear Friends, it's been swell but I must leave..see you all next time
klokwkdog: is stealing another one of the prolific Glass family? I've heard of Ira and Philip, but not him. Dankeshen, I'm familiar with
klokwkdog: nite Dex; I must be going soon, too
Tweeno's Paradise: Bye, Dex...
klokwkdog: ah Kottke's "Crow River Waltz". Cool
principlePoop: I will toodle too, ahhhhfeederzein
Tweeno's Paradise: En toto, of course...
cease: i think salinger was so pissed off with his protrayal in field of dreams we'll never hear from him again
cease: or is he dead already?
klokwkdog: I suppose DT isn't gonna make it tonight; he's an hour over ETA. I hope he and Lili had a good time at the mall and that they had an uneventful trip home
Tweeno's Paradise: Making him walk out of a corn field like that...
klokwkdog: JD, Cat?
cease: yes klok
klokwkdog never saw that movie; refuses
cease: not bad, klok
klokwkdog: lady friend forced me to watch a tape of Forrest Gump, otherwise, I'd never have watched that, either
cease: i loved the orignal short story. novel not as good with salinger in it. the real salinger forced his charcter to be changed in the flick
cease: forced you?
klokwkdog: the "say it ain't so Joe" guy is in the movie, isn't he?
cease: ive never heard of a woman forcing a man to do anytihing
Tweeno's Paradise: May the farce be with us.
klokwkdog: ah, the things we do to please women, Cat. the things we do...
cease: shoeless joe from hannbal, mo
cease: worth itk klok
klokwkdog: cat -- they have their ways
Tweeno's Paradise: Was he on the A-team?
cease: you know the air farce, rtween?
Tweeno's Paradise: MISTER Baker.
klokwkdog: the free Mexican air farce?
Tweeno's Paradise: Not since around 80, Klok.
cease: canuck comedy group
cease: used to be radio, tv for past decade or two
Tweeno's Paradise: Really like Tree Dead Trolls in a Baggie. Try "An Opinion On Abortion".
Tweeno's Paradise: That Three, of course...
klokwkdog muses that, to a first approximation, all Canadian groups are comedy groups...beginning with (speaking just as an occasional spectator) Parliament...
Tweeno's Paradise: Think they're Edmonton.
cease: yeah trols are good.
cease: radio free vestibule?
cease: they are funny
cease: always been funnyness here, as long as i can recall. you have to laugh, to keep from freezing
klokwkdog: Yep, and we import them, and just like bread left out, they eventually go bad
klokwkdog: Belushi, Candy, Dave Foley, etc.
klokwkdog: trying to keep it up in our culture destroys them, one way or another
Tweeno's Paradise: I'll bet the woodstove business is pretty big in Van. Still, more temperate than most of CN from what I read.
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- the biggest business in Van is fluorescent fixtures
klokwkdog: once you have enough fluorescents in the basement, heating the house is not a real problem
Tweeno's Paradise: Like Sweden. No doubt...
Tweeno's Paradise: Land of the Midnight Sun. Or are we talking about the air force again?
klokwkdog: Tween - no, they're American. Gwen Stefani plays Jean Harlow in The Aviator, BTW. Some outtakes and set shots and video featuring her are on disc #2
cease: not true klok
cease: but i think we make more selling weed than wheat
klokwkdog: Cat - I thought Vancouver used 25% more electricity than other cities its size at that latitude
cease: america smokes mostly home grown, i think
cease: one can google that easily enough, klok
cease: we waste a fuck of a lot of energy
cease: most canucks too
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| principlePoop - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: s fucking Cold here
Tweeno's Paradise: It's just stupid that mj is compared to a narcotic. Alcohol is much worse. It just happens to be legal.
cease: oh well
klokwkdog: most american home grown is grown orgaincally, not forced under Klieg lites like that imported Canadian stuff. All that remote land and transport costs money, so no wonder the US stuff costs a little more...
cease: us cheaper tha canuck? nah
Tweeno's Paradise: Way out of my league here.
cease: which league was that?
klokwkdog: and of course, the claim is that the Canadian gov't subsidizes the growers by setting artificially low bulk power rates, thus undercutting the American products
klokwkdog: Cat - the one with the field in Iowa
cease: bc has dams, hyrdo power galore. its not subsidized, its cheap
Tweeno's Paradise: Cool that Denver isn't going to arrest people for personal use anymore, though. It'll be a cold Tom Delay in Hell when TX does that.
klokwkdog: you see, I told you so
cease: you might see it your lifetime, tweeno
cease: hey ive seen it in mine. right here
klokwkdog does not care one way or another; doesn't use that stuff anymore. All those Canadian high-power fluorescents make strange chemicals in it
Tweeno's Paradise: Maybe. But Austin's really quite an island in an otherwise very conservative state.
cease: you sond so dismissmisve
cease: like something you "outgrew"
cease: so i assume, tween
klokwkdog: Tween -- yep, all the college kids and the legislature is there
klokwkdog: kind of like Raleigh in NC 25 years ago
cease: jim hightower, molly ivins, thats most of america's intelligencia right there
Tweeno's Paradise: We did manage to be one of the cities that passed a resolution not to conform to the Patriot Act.
klokwkdog: didn't outgrow cat, just kind of faded away ;-)
klokwkdog: good for you, Tweeny
cease: do you eat corn on the cob, klok?
klokwkdog: everything in my life has kind of faded away...
Tweeno's Paradise: Pretty enlightened governance locally.
klokwkdog: not any more, Cat
cease: not this chat, klok
klokwkdog: sometimes I buy the frozen shucked stuff
cease: what do you eat or drink, with an added ingredient, like sugar in coffee or butter on corn?
klokwkdog: cat - this chat came kind of late; give it time :-(
cease: an altering factor
klokwkdog: sugar is gone; I've switched to Equal, don't eat much butter anymore
cease: i was makkng a point about the chemicalization of reality, but it can weight
klokwkdog: OK
klokwkdog: Equal is pretty nasty stuff
Tweeno's Paradise: Been fun guys. Have a great week and maybe see you at the Saturday CNI chat. So long, until last time, again...
||||||||| At 12:29 AM, Tweeno's Paradise vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: we add B to A because together they are palatable
cease: tween
klokwkdog: nite Tween
klokwkdog: yeah, well I've pretty much resisted all drugs the last couple decades
cease: its time for charlie rose, from detroit pbs
klokwkdog: they've tried very hard to get me started on a couple, but I won't submit to their control
klokwkdog: nite Cat
cease: your body knows what it needs. as does mine
klokwkdog: CU next week
cease: indeed
||||||||| cease is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:30 AM.
klokwkdog: well, DT, you're left to Catherwood if U show...
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to klokwkdog and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
klokwkdog: good night Catherwood, please check me out now
||||||||| Catherwood checks klokwkdog out.
||||||||| klokwkdog rushes off, saying "12:31 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga disembarks at 1:49 AM.
Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga: Damn! A day late and a dollar short...AGAIN!
Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga: Hey! It's a Nino!!! I haven't seen one of those in years. Cool!
||||||||| Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga leaves at 1:51 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga enters at 1:53 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "1:55 AM and late as usual, it's Zusu''s petals, just back from Elmertown."
||||||||| 1:55 AM -- Zusu''s petals left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
AntiSanta_Gomez
bonemeister
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
Jesus
klokwkdog
llanwydd
Merlyn
porie
principlepoop
Santa Anitaville Koooookamunga
Stickman
TOR
Tweeno's Paradise
Woody One
URL References:
http://heilsound.com/
http://musicclick.com/TOR
http://thisweekintech.com/32
http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/28924/
http://www.freedrinkrecipes.com/cocktails-drinks-recipes/slowscrewupagainstthewall-drink-recipe.html
http://www.moscowcatstheatre.com/
www.seemreal.com
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com



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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"