A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 22, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:30 AM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Firebroiled coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Firebroiled: Illegal character in line. RUB OUT. Go away.
Firebroiled: OK
||||||||| Firebroiled says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Firebroiled exits at 7:30 AM.
||||||||| LadyWithAFan enters at 4:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
LadyWithAFan: Are you a fan of mines?
||||||||| LadyWithAFan departs at 4:23 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Tweeny steals in around 4:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Tweeny: So, how you like iCab? Many options Jobs have appliance ;)
||||||||| It's 5:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Firebroiled inside, makes a note of the time (5:28 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled: It's tween the lines nad a pair of grapphs to prove it
||||||||| At 5:29 PM, Firebroiled dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:02 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones, just back from AOL."
Hemlock Stones: Very true Catherwood and thank you
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Hemlock Stones and says "Did you want something?"
Hemlock Stones: Just roll another bomber and leave it on the side table
Hemlock Stones: Hmm, the bar must be closed, i will return later !
||||||||| It's 8:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:46 PM and Tweeny Too Long bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 8:46 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Tweeny Too Long: Back to the future...
||||||||| Tweeny Too Long leaves to catch the 8:47 PM train to Austin.
Merlyn: waiting for the robert ealey
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time'
||||||||| Catherwood leads Tweeny2Long inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Tweeny2Long: Mr. President? Here can I find a congressional committee?
Tweeny2Long: Where?
Merlyn: hey dere
Merlyn: can you phrase that as a questionable legal argument?
Tweeny2Long: The beas and spyders done got my deans...
Tweeny2Long: Well, that's a happi religious opening...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Nick close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:06 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
Tweeny2Long: Let's hope you know to echo 4 :=)
Nick: hello my friends
Tweeny2Long: Nuendo?
Nick: ok u liberal bastarrrds....
Tweeny2Long: Goldwater on you, domine, domine...
Nick: peace, love. Merry Christmas
Merlyn: hokay
||||||||| cease bounds in at 9:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Tweeny2Long: Koumoutseas. Hendrix?
Tweeny2Long: Vancouver. Where you can ride a bus.
cease: this is sctv
cease: stompin tom connors
Tweeny2Long: LOTS of good folks, second city...
Nick: g,heaad spy on me.... Like I maake long distance calls
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's Bunnyboy, just back from Washington."
Bunnyboy: Greetings, Gate!
cease: hey bunny
||||||||| 9:12 PM: duwa jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Tweeny2Long: Don't Trent on me...
cease: oh bobozs
duwa: Howdy all
cease: 2 chats from now and i'll be in la
cease: firesign central
Tweeny2Long: By the lake wa de doo daa...
Nick: youooos guys make great sound efects
duwa: La tee do dah
Bunnyboy: Oh, dumb me. Waitaminnit.
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "9:13 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| "9:13 PM? 9:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bunnyboy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bunnyboy enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Tweeny2Long: Oh, Nicky, I'll tear a strip off my pettycoat.
Bunnyboy: Clicked CNI without thinking. RIGHT click, yah.
Nick: /me plants a bug in y9our shorts
duwa: that wascalwee wabbit
Nick: lol
Nick: /lol
duwa: It's always the right click
Bunnyboy: duwa and Nick new chatters?
duwa: new tonight, I guess
Tweeny2Long: BTW, Bambi does web hosting. In case you'd like to donate ;)
Bunnyboy: Welcome!
duwa: Thanks Bb
cease: donate a web?
cease: i'll ask my spiders
Bunnyboy: Merlyn, cease and I have been around these parts since before steam was invented.
duwa: donate a donut
Nick: huh?
cease: i was here on day 1
Merlyn: I invented day 1
duwa: do nuts donate??
cease: or was it day lost?
Bunnyboy: And a few years on...what was it, Libertynet IRC? Or sumpin'?
Tweeny2Long: Dough boy? Cost 10 million...
cease: sumpin like that
||||||||| "9:17 PM? 9:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rotonoto should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rotonoto enters and sits in the comfy chair.
duwa: right after they invented dirt, cease?
cease: a primitive system. frequent netquakes or whateer they were
Nick: /me trades in his credits
Bunnyboy: I dreamed day 1.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Rotonoto: hi all
cease: hi roto
Tweeny2Long: We be taking fast train???
duwa: Hey Roto
Bambi: howdy!
cease: the flattened mt. skis?
Bunnyboy: Nick: Use yer colon. Like dis :
Nick: hello all very merry Christmas
cease: hi bambi
Bunnyboy blows it out
Tweeny2Long: You're a dear, Bambi. Thanks for the advice.
cease: and a merry nickmass to you
duwa: What a deer bambi
Nick: I'm high all right
Bunnyboy: lo Bambi!
Rotonoto: at friend's house for few min
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bubba's Brain into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:19 PM, then departs.
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Nick: damn f-22 had to shoot a 15
cease: but your left is totally straight?
cease: bb
duwa: Hey Brain..errrah, Mr Lodestone
Tweeny2Long: Firefox 1.5 is beta.
cease: selin lots of cds for xmas, bb?
Merlyn: hey dere
Nick: all I got
Bunnyboy: That's : (colon) blows it out.
Bunnyboy: Try it!
duwa: Got my spoilsport p[late for my car
Bubba's Brain: cat: yup.
Bunnyboy: cat: I came in and you were saying "this is sctv". What was?
cease: good to hear
Bubba's Brain: Glad to hear it, D.
cease: sell anything to the uk?
Bunnyboy: lo Bub!
Nick: I need warm beer from the uk
Bubba's Brain: No, just the occasional one or two a week.
cease: actualy a stomping tom conors song, used in the sctv parody of the movie going down the road, the day sctv was taken over tby the cbc
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Bb.
Nick: and horney women!
Tweeny2Long: Oh, how can you be in two places at once, when you're not not anywhere at all....
Nick: I'm such a turd
cease: by bein gon the radio
duwa: I've been in two places,...once
Tweeny2Long: I'm secund mate..
Bunnyboy: Anybody who's still looking for a stocking stuffer should grab up CHRISTMAS AT SCTV, a disc featuring both NBC-era Christmas shows, in their entirety.
Nick: Nitrous oxide..... OH it all comes back now....
Bambi: sorry ...was distracted
Bambi: you are very welcome Tweeny
Tweeny2Long: Houston, we have a nick...
Tweeny2Long: You're going to have to turn off your echoplexes...
Tweeny2Long: And listen to bozos...
Rotonoto: nick at nite?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:26 PM and late as usual, it's PrinciplePoop, just back from Pennsylvania."
Nick: Check you muckluks
Bubba's Brain: Echoplex.... is that a multiplex theater playing the same movie on every screen (on opening weekend for a big flick)?
Tweeny2Long: Yo P...
Rotonoto: that's the spirit we have here...
Tweeny2Long: It's too bad... That our friends...
PrinciplePoop: mmmm it is hot
Bunnyboy: lo Poop!
PrinciplePoop: seasons greetings, if that is not offensive to anybody
Nick: Merry Fuckin Christmas
Tweeny2Long: Seasons Eatings?
Bunnyboy: Who could be offended by spices?
Nick: yah and what is good food?
Bubba's Brain: Season's Beatings.
Tweeny2Long: There's still time to send a Sweatty Ball Sack...
Rotonoto: an a happy eggnog...
Nick: Sweet Italian sausage and pasta for me
PrinciplePoop: condiments hubba hubba
Nick: and meatballs!
Rotonoto: Schwetty
duwa: or..........fooled by Inflated flatulence in feral
Bunnyboy: Thass SCHWEDE!
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:29 PM, dragging Dexter No Huelga Fong by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Bunnyboy: How RIBALD!
duwa: Hey Dex
Bunnyboy: lo Dex!
Dexter No Huelga Fong: 'ello everybody
Tweeny2Long: Dearr friends...
PrinciplePoop: no huelga fong dex
Rotonoto: oh dex, like lil schwedes, my terrific feeling for it...
duwa: Their running again, I hear, Dex
PrinciplePoop: ahh katie, hyungh hyungh
Tweeny2Long: Dexter...
Nick: fills the bong with something unusual
PrinciplePoop: the bulls are running?
Tweeny2Long: Chester & Lester...
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hi Bambi, Bubba, Bunny, Cat, duwa?Ditty? Kcin, PP Roto tweeny Merl and fading Clem
Nick: water?
Bunnyboy: Speaking of, early 2006 will see the release of SNL: THE BEST OF ALEC BALDWIN. That should be fun. He and Chris Walken were two of the best recurrent hosts, and the Walken disc is a gem.
Bubba's Brain: Lil Schwedes.... like little Shwede children?
Nick: regards Dexter
Rotonoto: Walken so wonderfully wierd
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Bubba< My Little Scwede Shoes
Tweeny2Long: (Bubba likes dolphins)
Bunnyboy: "I need more cowbell!"
PrinciplePoop: don't step on them
PrinciplePoop: 10=4 eleanor
Merlyn: I'm fading
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Will leave to get CNI and then return
Tweeny2Long: Breakfast honey? Thanks, dear...
Nick: cni delivers
PrinciplePoop: been gold farming M?
Bunnyboy pumps up sagging Merlyn
Dexter No Huelga Fong: test
||||||||| Dexter No Huelga Fong dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dexter No Huelga Fong?! It's 9:32 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Rotonoto: hey, that swmells like real pork
Bunnyboy: Come on, Merl! We gotta get that Patriot Act passed!
||||||||| Dexter No Huelga Fong steals in around 9:32 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
PrinciplePoop: wb dexter
Nick: hard for me to say I like to see you liber mo fos
Tweeny2Long: I want one of those grapes...
Bubba's Brain passes the Patriot Act.... through his bowells!
duwa: How about a parrot act, bird-do at the bottom of the cage
Merlyn: how about the Pat Riot Act? Can I read it?
Nick: pu
Tweeny2Long: Patriot? The Evil Men Do?
PrinciplePoop: you are irresponsible to not fully support our president in time of war
Nick: you never eaves dropped?
Merlyn: don't patronize me, matronize me
Tweeny2Long: We are now at war with Europa.
Bunnyboy: I can see Variety now: PATRI-HOT PATRI-NOT!
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Bull
duwa: You can always buy a supporter in a stretch
Bubba's Brain: Gotta head out early... can't stay long. Bye y'all.
Rotonoto: we too want piece of Nigeria...
Tweeny2Long: Sorry, Anglica.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:35 PM.
Bunnyboy: nite Bubba!
PrinciplePoop: I am moving my 4 extra armies to ukraine from kamchatka
duwa: Bye Bub
Nick: and venezuela
Merlyn: by ebb
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night Bubba, have a nice Xmas
PrinciplePoop: have fun bubba, whoops
cease: bb
Nick: hell mexico has reall cocola
Tweeny2Long: Who'll stop the rain?
PrinciplePoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere
Bunnyboy: Yeah, I gotta go trim a tree with me beloved. Happy Hollow Days, gang!
Merlyn: I'm putting all my guys on that spot around the phillipines that lets you keep austalia
Tweeny2Long: Best to you and yours...
Merlyn: autralia
PrinciplePoop: deck the tree
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night Bunny...Stay trim
PrinciplePoop: ahhh indonesia
Merlyn: austria + LA
Tweeny2Long: That's not Keith Emerson Kinfe Edge...
cease: indonesia for the indonesians (explosion)
PrinciplePoop: now I don my gay apparel fa la la la hehe
Nick: total bulumi
cease: by bun
Rotonoto: nite bunster
PrinciplePoop: the voice of ahhhh, clem
Tweeny2Long: Why, it's not even a Knife Edge, Keith...
Rotonoto: fa la la
cease: do you have straight apparel too?
Merlyn: you'll shoot your eye out
Bunnyboy: (sings) Now it's your turn in the barrel, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rotonoto: deck, deck, deck...
PrinciplePoop: deck of earl
Tweeny2Long: Anybody hear a mellotron in the bcakground?
PrinciplePoop: my ears were burning,
Tweeny2Long: back lader
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hi Clem
Merlyn: poop, poop, poop,
Merlyn: poop of earl
||||||||| "Hey Bunnyboy!" ... Bunnyboy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:39 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
PrinciplePoop: poop of earl
PrinciplePoop: loosners, the all-weather cereal
Nick: lol
Merlyn: that kid has his own zeppo tube
Dexter No Huelga Fong: That's Breakfast cereal PP
PrinciplePoop: yes, get on it and do it everyday
Rotonoto: no, kid, don't blow on thaqt end of the tube...
PrinciplePoop: I hear you perfectly ahh, clem, the first president was washington and the capital of kansas is topeka
Rotonoto: (Zeppelin tube explodes)
duwa: and the terrible news drought continues......
PrinciplePoop: but gollum took her away
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:42 PM and Dr. Headphones sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Clem: Sounds real good
cease: hey kend
Dr. Headphones: ah, good morning, afternoon, or evening, dear friends :)
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey Kend^ =)
duwa: Hey phoneman
PrinciplePoop: ken got the grape
Dr. Headphones: gimme back my grape!
Dr. Headphones: how's everyone here?
Rotonoto: stupid laptop
Tweeny2Long: Mother Trucker - what are you running over?
Dr. Headphones: only my cup, tween ;)
PrinciplePoop: we got ourselves a convoy
Tweeny2Long: Well, have a cuppa for me :)
PrinciplePoop: you drivith over?
cease: tim?
Rotonoto: yo kendster
Dr. Headphones: i just had a marvelous gourmet dinner. whopper (no tomato, add mustard) and reese's peanut butter cup pie from BK, and lg egg nog shake from McD
Tweeny2Long: Well, we got ourselves a reader...
Nick: be well my friends... God Bless
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:44 PM and Elayne bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
PrinciplePoop: thanks saint nick
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Tweeny2Long: Hey, E...
Dr. Headphones: howdy, el
Elayne: Happy and Merry!
duwa: Hey E, how u feeling??
PrinciplePoop: Hi E
Merlyn: hey E
cease: hi el
Elayne: Better than two weeks ago, duwa!
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey Elayne, how you feeling?
Dr. Headphones: e: you under the weather?
duwa: Good!!
PrinciplePoop: mixing and matching your fast foods dr? careful...
Elayne: Nah Dr. H, just had a bit of a hospital adventure a couple weeks back.
Dr. Headphones: uh oh, i doubt i want further details......
Bambi: Hi those who came in while I have been so distracted LOL ... hey Elayne!
Elayne: It's on my blog, I think I wrote about it a week ago Sunday.
Tweeny2Long: Boy, crime. I don't know. That's when I decided...
Dr. Headphones: my one and only hospital adventure ended up costing over $20,000
Elayne: HI Fran! *hug*
Dr. Headphones: wil check it out, e
Elayne: Yikes, Dr H! Well, I'm hoping my insurance pays for most of this.
cease: did you buy the hospital?
Tweeny2Long: Been fun y'all. Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 9:47 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Tweeny2Long!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dr. Headphones: well, e, my insurance paid most of that, all but about $600
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night Tweeny
Elayne: I suspect it's all part of... The Change... although I'm technically not going through it yet (at least I don't think so)...
Dr. Headphones: dex: what's "huelga" mean in ingles?
Elayne: Well, $600 I can afford, at least now that Robin's got steady work again.
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Strike
Dr. Headphones: the change? i'll take a couple of dimes, please
PrinciplePoop: fast tween
Dr. Headphones: ah, steerike one!
cease: tween
Elayne: Unfortunately, Dr. H, the dimes are in Mr. Rococo's pocket.
Dr. Headphones: well, if we run over rocky we can peel his pants off the pavement later
Elayne: Sorry it screwed up plans for us to see you and Lili before the holidays, Doc!
Elayne: Oop, never mind, I thought Doc was here...
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Elayne: Brian Jackson...British friend of your and Robins?
cease: is doc here?
Dr. Headphones: is there a doctor in the house?
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Doc Headphones..Yes
Elayne: Um, not that we know of, Unca Dex.
Bambi: Hugs right back at cha Elayne!
Elayne: Now you've got Robin wondering if he's ever heard that name before...
cease: are you driving tonight, kend?
Dr. Headphones: well, i'm not really a doctor, i just play one on the radio
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hm? Kinda got the Idea he knew you..was here last week
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nick - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: I played a radio on my doctor
Bambi: Ken! The venerable Dr. Headphones! So great to see you here tonight too
Dr. Headphones: hey bambi, my deer :)
Elayne: Ah, I see. No, the only British Firesign fan we know is Budgie.
Dr. Headphones: i'm not dispatched tonight at all, i believe i'm being punished
cease: was he under the inlfuence?
Elayne: Budgie's been here, what, about three times this past year?
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Quit fauning over her
Dr. Headphones: i'm perhaps in the market for a new job *real* soon
PrinciplePoop: venerable? I did not know you could bend kend
Bambi: Cat, Dex, PrincipleP, duwa, RotoDave, and of course ah, clem :-)
Dr. Headphones: venerable? no, i took the pills for a week, quit dripping
Bambi smiles
PrinciplePoop kisses bambi
Bambi: no Klok tonight?
cease: when do you go back to work, kend?
PrinciplePoop kisses bambi with his Klok
PrinciplePoop: is that better bambi?
Dr. Headphones: cat: tomorrow i call in again. i have a lead on a better job, will check it out tomorrow. home every night, no work on weekends at all, all local
Elayne: Good luck, Ken!
Bambi: well, can you believe that on Saturday night we have a show, and then we wake up to Christmas day ... hard to believe lol
Dexter No Huelga Fong clocks PP with the stopwatch of time
cease: wow. good job
cease: but we bliefe you, bambi
Bambi: lol PrincipleP
PrinciplePoop staggers
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:53 PM, dragging bob by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Dr. Headphones: tnx, e. my boss and i got into a "discussion" the other day. i begged him to fire me, he said he would just make me so miserable i would quit so he wouldn't have to pay me unemployment
Dr. Headphones: hi bob
bob: hi
cease: bummer, kend
Bambi: sounds great Ken ... wish you luck with it!
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey bob
PrinciplePoop: hello bob
Bambi: lol Cat
bob: hi
cease: ah, the sbgeniuses have arrived with the subs.
Dr. Headphones: then i found out he has cancer, not responding to treatment, felt bad about goading him that way
Elayne: Hi Bob@
cease: i'll have the tuna
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond.
duwa: burnt bridges??
Dr. Headphones: not burnt, just mildly charred
cease: yeah that'll do it, kend
PrinciplePoop: tuna melt, or salad
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
Elayne: Oh ick, Ken, well that explains his grouchiness (although methinks it still doesn't excuse it)...
cease: melt me only with thine eyes
Dr. Headphones: there really is a shortage of truck drivers, i can get another job quickly.
Elayne: Catherwood, bring me a low-sodium non-alcoholic margarita...
||||||||| Catherwood gives Elayne a low-sodium non-alcoholic margarita.
PrinciplePoop: there's no business like show business, no business I knowwww
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Maybe he'll die before things go too badly awry
Rotonoto: ..
Elayne misses salt...
Dr. Headphones: dex: that would be worse, then his asshole son would be in charge
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Perhaps he'll get cancer too
Dr. Headphones: PP: methinks you were in the wrong key there. try C minus next time
cease: i really hope you get that new job, kend
PrinciplePoop: youth are impetuous, he would fire you, and you get the unemployment benefits
Dr. Headphones: only bad thing about possible new job is that it's in and out of detroit every stinkin' day
Bambi: wow, that is so sad ... cancer is so hard to deal with
Dr. Headphones: but that's better than chicago and baltimore and philadelphia and ...
PrinciplePoop: I had to split my key with the sound effects man
Merlyn: go to the in and out burger
Bambi: shame he is taking it out on his workers though ... especially our Ken :-)
Dr. Headphones: all the "hot and now" burger joints around here have closed
Elayne: Back in a moment...
cease: indeed
Dr. Headphones: bambi: he just blindsided me. i walked in and he started yelling at me. totally unexpected
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Hemlock Stones into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:58 PM, then departs.
duwa: no growth situation
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
PrinciplePoop: ahhh hemlock, right on time
cease: not a good thing, kend
Bambi: yeah ... how were you to know? sad
Rotonoto: Roto going to leave this friend's house, go next to Bozoette's, be back 'soon'
Dr. Headphones: oh well, i'm a big boy. i took it a little bit, walked out and drove around the block twice to cool off, then went back and finished the discussion
Dr. Headphones: hey, stones
duwa: Let's all get Stones!
Hemlock Stones: good evening all
Bambi: ok, have fun Date
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey Brian (Hemlock)
PrinciplePoop: later roto abrogotonobonoconodonoeonofono...
Dr. Headphones: ok, roto, good to see you here
Rotonoto: done cleaning up & imaging this windoze box...
Hemlock Stones: good to see yo all operating again
Rotonoto: later...
Merlyn: bye roto
PrinciplePoop: everybody must get stones
Bambi: you done great Ken
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Later Roto
||||||||| "10:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Rotonoto, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and klokwk-xmas disembarks at 10:00 PM.
cease: roto
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey Klok
klokwk-xmas: hi roto!
Dr. Headphones: hi, klok
Bambi: night Dave ... our best to bozoette :-)
cease: hey klok
PrinciplePoop: there is Klok bambi
klokwk-xmas: howdy everyone
Dr. Headphones: you missed roto, but he swears he will return.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: damn, no matter how much you suck on an empty cup through the straw, there is no more there
Bambi: hey Klok
duwa: There's a quick turnaround with Roto
PrinciplePoop: Klick Klok
||||||||| bob says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, bob exits at 10:01 PM.
klokwk-xmas: Ken - let the ice melt
PrinciplePoop: no more egg nog?
Bambi: Merry Christmas Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bambi
Dexter No Huelga Fong bobs head in farewell greeting
Dr. Headphones: klok: egg nog shake, no ice
Bambi: (just had to do that to see what fun Merlyn had with the holiday)
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Kool Kwanza Katherwood
Bambi: lol
PrinciplePoop shakes head to clear dust out of his ears
duwa: Burn the atherwood!
Bambi: egg nog! want some!
Dr. Headphones: memories of kansas, with their greatest hit, "dust in the ears"
Bambi: Catherwood please poor me some egg nog
||||||||| Catherwood poors Bambi some egg nog.
duwa: The C got burned
Dr. Headphones: i love real egg nog, the richer the better
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Poor Bambi
PrinciplePoop: have an egg nog cheese log, new flavor
klokwk-xmas: it was the egg nog 32 flavor
Merlyn: he even misspelled it for you
Dr. Headphones: blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the egg nog
Merlyn: new bird flu nog
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me some egg nog
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi some egg nog.
PrinciplePoop: pork nog, yummy
duwa: nosh a nog?
Bambi: me too Ken .. rich egg nog is great
Dr. Headphones: pork nog? that's pushing it a little too far for me
PrinciplePoop: pull the curtain fred
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Dr. Headphones: i did eat BBQ mutton in ky the other day for lunch. yummy :) www.moonlite.com
cease: did you blog about it, kend?
PrinciplePoop: BBQ mutton? oh ewwww
cease: thats virtually the only thiing on my blog, restaurant reviews
PrinciplePoop: mitten ok, but mutton?
duwa: doowrehtaC turn around
Bambi: ooooo, sounds good Ken :-)
cease: we're going to a new french one for lunch tomrrow. read all about it on www.seemrealland.blogspot.com.
duwa: checking that parser
PrinciplePoop: what happened to the kitten that lost his mitten?
Bambi: he began to cry PrincipleP lol
Dr. Headphones: cat, no blog on that one, but could do it. thanks for reminder
cease: my daughter has a story about that on her webiste
cease: got new mittens for xmas
PrinciplePoop: frosty the cookie, was a happy happy biscuit they say
Dr. Headphones: "this program contains scenes that have been dramatized, with attention to historical accuracy"
PrinciplePoop: Did E poof? hehe
klokwk-xmas: elayne is graying out
cease: i thnk she's elsewhere
Dr. Headphones: klok: most go gray with age
cease: when was cd mailed, dex?
Bambi: wow...sounds just like a record!
duwa: took the Lexington local uptown??
PrinciplePoop: how can she be in two places ahhh you know the rest
Dexter No Huelga Fong: At least a week ago
cease: evrything is supposed to take 2 weeks now. even paying for overnight delivery today gets me deliverd by next tues at earliest
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Cat: Didn't sent it any special way
Dr. Headphones: is net particularly congested tonight? i keep timing out here while trying to refresh automatically
cease: i should get it by the 4th
Hemlock Stones: i am having similar troubles Dr.
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Cat: You leaving around the 5th of Jan?
klokwk-xmas is still rotating, but starting to slow down, finally
PrinciplePoop: fireheads, ahh choo, I burned my keyboard
Hemlock Stones: record number using skype
Dr. Headphones: klok is a whirling dervish? do you have one of those cute tall hats and the long skirt?
Bambi: I can remember when it would take sending something out by like December 1st to get there by Christmas ... it's amazing how quickly things get here now
cease: 4th, late aft
cease: i have skype but rarely use it
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Cat: Hope it arrives before you leave
Dr. Headphones: i sent some stuff out a couple days ago, probably get there after the big day, but the thought was there anyway
cease: me too
Hemlock Stones: its saved me a lot of money on world wide calls
cease: i touwold be nice to have in the background while i'm clenaing up the dust palace
Bambi: record number using SIPP phones too
PrinciplePoop: get the pills cat, they can control skype now
Hemlock Stones: yes its the nets peak time i guess
cease: my wife spends a lot of time on the phone to japan. she might find it useful
Hemlock Stones: am tuned into CNI now as well as using messenger
Hemlock Stones: Skype has improved a great deal since i first got it a couple of years back
Dr. Headphones: i'm watching history channel, most famous air crashes
PrinciplePoop: back from the shadows again
Bambi: apparently Skype works even better than ever with latest version
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Buddy Holly?
PrinciplePoop: hubby bolly? hehe
Bambi: sorry Hemlock ... didn't see your post fast enough
Dr. Headphones: deck the halls with buddy holly, fa la la la la, la la la la
Hemlock Stones: yes i am using the new Beta version for test
Dexter No Huelga Fong crickets roasting on an open fire
PrinciplePoop: does the newer version of skype work better?
Hemlock Stones: for some reason i get a lot of latency in this room, am i the only one to experience this
Dr. Headphones: latent prints--call in the CSI team
Dexter No Huelga Fong: I'm not latnet...I'm out of the closet
Hemlock Stones: yes, sound quality is better, i think and it seldom cuts out though it does have some tricky days
Dexter No Huelga Fong: latent
Elayne: Sorry about the absence...
PrinciplePoop: I am seeing earlentcy
Dr. Headphones: absence makes the heart grow fonder, elayne :)
Elayne: That was a less-than-fun time in the bathroom... think I'll need a lie-down now.
Elayne: See you next week, I hope. Happy and Merry once more!
PrinciplePoop: absence makes the heart grow fonder
Dr. Headphones: ah, e, go heal
klokwk-xmas: sorry you're not feeling well, E
Bambi: wb Elayne
klokwk-xmas: good-nigh
klokwk-xmas: t
Merlyn: bye E
||||||||| "10:15 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
PrinciplePoop: poor E, feel better
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Please feel better Elayne
cease: by el
klokwk-xmas: one day, her latent prints finally came
Bambi: night Elayne ... be well .. so great to see you tonight
Bambi: Merry and Happy to you too Elayne
klokwk-xmas could run Skype, but doesn't see the point.
klokwk-xmas: packet links are not circuits
Dexter No Huelga Fong runs Netskype, Aussie version of Netscape
Hemlock Stones: i have CTS so it saves my hands a lot
cease: lol dex
PrinciplePoop: turn your mirror around and look in it to see the point
klokwk-xmas uses Dawn, does wonders
Hemlock Stones: Fair dinkum Dexter
Dr. Headphones: i had CTS but was cured by oral roberts years ago
PrinciplePoop: I have CRS and CRAFT
Dexter No Huelga Fong: I got Anal Roberts and came down with CTS
Dr. Headphones: dex, TMI
PrinciplePoop: Can't Remember Shit and Can't Remember A Fucking Thing...
klokwk-xmas: I have a memory dialer, 3-button calls that're almost free. Real telco circuits end to end. No latency. No echo. No funny noises
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Information is power
Dr. Headphones: ignorance is bliss, also
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Briss...no thanks
Hemlock Stones: no echo on the new skype either
Dr. Headphones: welcome to this week's episode of "dueling cliches"
PrinciplePoop: look before you leap and he who hesitates is lost
Hemlock Stones: lol
klokwk-xmas: can't play dual cliches; can't even play singles that well
Dr. Headphones: combine the two, poop, and it's "hesitate before you leap"
klokwk-xmas: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Look before your lost
PrinciplePoop: look before you poop and he who poops is lost
Dr. Headphones: good one, klok, leave it to you to give us the chemical humor :)
Dexter No Huelga Fong: He who poops last is lost
Dr. Headphones: a friend sent me "he who laughs last has the slowest brain"
klokwk-xmas had the chemical humors last week, but it seems to have passed now
PrinciplePoop: he who poops last poops best
Dexter No Huelga Fong: He who poops upstream has cleaner water
Dr. Headphones: squeeze him again, maybe he'll pass another one
PrinciplePoop: why do you think they call me dope?
PrinciplePoop: oops it
klokwk-xmas: never interfere in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger
Dexter No Huelga Fong: I had an affair with a wizard once..he turned me into a newt
klokwk-xmas: never throw butts in the urinals, for it makes them soggy and hard to light
PrinciplePoop: an innuendo is an italian suppository
Dr. Headphones: dex gingrich, at your cervix
duwa: Presapal Pup revamped...
PrinciplePoop: did you get better?
cease: never interfere in the affairs of bear-wizzers, for they arent subtle and quick to decapitate you
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Better what?
klokwk-xmas: LOL
klokwk-xmas: never interfere in the affairs of wizards, for it makes them soggy and hard to light
Dr. Headphones: what's this i hear about polar bears going extinct because of global warming?
PrinciplePoop: terrier water, from the sparkling innards of a terrier
klokwk-xmas: they're drowning
cease: if it aint viral, insect or human, its going extinct
Dr. Headphones: just barely heard the end of a story on radio other day
PrinciplePoop: look before you leap a wizard last
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Polar bears are excellent swimmers..swim for miles out to sea
cease: a great day for disease though
Bambi: well, all I gotta say is ... if ********this******** is your problem, ***this*** is no answer!
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Owwwooo
Dr. Headphones: i'm worried more about our government than about bird flu
PrinciplePoop is shocked at bambi's language
cease: you should be, kend
PrinciplePoop: the government heard that ken
cease: i dread having to visti your country soon, and hope these visits cease soonest
Dr. Headphones: cat, does your government do crazy shit like ours?
klokwk-xmas: Dex -- not 60 miles...
Dr. Headphones: PP: i /know/ i'm already on their list(s)
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Cat: read today where Canadian Judge said Orgys are okay as long as you aren't paying the participants...keep the amateur status I guess
cease: yes big news
Dr. Headphones: yeah, dex, have to give back the medals if you accept money
klokwk-xmas: Dex - http://members.cox.net/~bconverse5/GoogleNews-Wikipedia
Hemlock Stones: Yes i hate organised fun too
PrinciplePoop: tips not allowed
cease: judge said if no harm is being done, you cant' make it illegal. i wonder if that ll effect our grass laws
Dexter No Huelga Fong: It's okay to smoke dope after an orgy?
Hemlock Stones: The grass is greener on the other side of the pond ,, cease
cease: een without the orgy
cease: green enough for me on this side
Dr. Headphones: dex: before, during, and after is fine with me
duwa: Got to duck under the quwake and go,...nite all!
||||||||| duwa rushes off, saying "10:27 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
PrinciplePoop: look before you leap that pond, no wait, hesitate...
Dr. Headphones: since i doubt i'll be attending any orgies any time soon
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Do you have to pee in the hole anymore?
cease: by duwa
Hemlock Stones: i didnt say better i just said greener
cease: you can use teh stream
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night duwa
PrinciplePoop: nigh duwa
Dr. Headphones: dex: after the biennial physical, it's entirely random. 1/4 of the fleet for drugs every year, 1/2 for alcohol. maybe it's the other way around, not sure
PrinciplePoop: leap the stream of consciousness
Dr. Headphones: i'm safe either way
Bambi: night duwa
Dr. Headphones: drugs in 5 categories: marijuana, amphetamines, PCP, opiates, and one other i forget right now
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Religion?
Hemlock Stones: not surpised after that lot Dr
PrinciplePoop: psychedelics
klokwk-xmas: only if you're one of the Masses
Dr. Headphones: no masses for me, i'm not catholic
Dexter No Huelga Fong attends sullen Masses
PrinciplePoop: does the company owner and board of directors get tested too?
Dr. Headphones: only if they drive
PrinciplePoop: huh? they make serious decisions affecting the lives of many people
Dr. Headphones: dispatchers, office workers, mechanics, no testing
Dexter No Huelga Fong: or take their lunch to work
klokwk-xmas: hey, Dex, how's the driving there?
Hemlock Stones: the problem with the marijuana debate is that its stopping the growing of hemp
||||||||| Dave bounds in at 10:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
klokwk-xmas: ;-)
Dr. Headphones: hi dave
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Klok: A total mad house =))
PrinciplePoop: merry christmas dave
Dexter No Huelga Fong: I walked to and from work
Hemlock Stones: hi Dave
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey Dave
Dr. Headphones: dex: lots of blow-up dolls in cars to meet the 4 occupant minimum? :)
klokwk-xmas: Ken - only the ones with headscarves
Bambi: I assume that means only if they drive a truck
Bambi: hi Dave
PrinciplePoop: I have gone deaf
PrinciplePoop: ahh again
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Yeah..and a bunch of them got loose and started rising up..people thought it was the final day
cease: hey its dave. we can turn the lights on now
Dave: hi everybody
cease: well, some of us
klokwk-xmas: Dex -- of the Earth or the transit strike?
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Klok: Same thing
PrinciplePoop: I am still in the dark
cease: Hans Doch Ness?
Dr. Headphones: poop: being fed shit? join the mushroom union, go on strike
klokwk-xmas: poop -- contact the Illuminati
PrinciplePoop: I have been on strike for about 10 years now
Dave: dark is better than light I assure you, smile, I can read in the dark
PrinciplePoop: I forget from where
Dexter No Huelga Fong: PP: Was it a bagel Shop?
Dr. Headphones: yep, dave, you have it on us there
PrinciplePoop: I will send you mittens for christmas dave, no more reading
Dave: but you can do other...more desirable things in the dark which are usually more exciting than reading
Dave: thanks PP
klokwk-xmas: Dave -- just as long as you don't glow in the dark...
PrinciplePoop: it might have been, I will ask kramer, he might remember
Dr. Headphones: dave, most of the time they are even more exciting when you can see what you're doing
Hemlock Stones: the opticians bills are crippling though
klokwk-xmas: that can be exciting, but not for long
Dexter No Huelga Fong: PP: exactly =)
Bambi: wish I could read in the dark ... eyes wouldn't hurt so much lol
Dr. Headphones: bambi: but blisters on fingers
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Only if you speed read
Dave: no they're not Ken it's all touch
Hemlock Stones: i have been out of touch for many years
Dr. Headphones: only braille i ever read was the bumps on a female's chest ;)
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Bightrethighrehighre', just granted probation at 10:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
PrinciplePoop: I found a lump there, but it was a nipple
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Hey Bight
Dr. Headphones: hi, biggie
Bambi vrooom! vrooom! (nice little turtle with blisters on feet)
PrinciplePoop: hello big
Dave: precisely, all touch, and look where it gets ya? smile
Merlyn: hoo hah
Dr. Headphones: hoo hah? you're a member of the 101st airborne?
PrinciplePoop: hehe all touch hehe
Bambi: hi bight
cease: big
Dave: bambi what? turtles? is confused
klokwk-xmas: a different kind of Helmet Head...
Bightrethighrehighre: hey, hey, fffffffffffffffffffffolks....
PrinciplePoop: he tried to say hookah
cease: better use it than say it
PrinciplePoop vroom vroom
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Lebens vroom
PrinciplePoop: the elbo room in fort lauderdale
Dr. Headphones: leave the lebanese out of this, dex
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Ken: Are you Syrian?
Dr. Headphones: not assyrian, hittite to the core
Dexter No Huelga Fong: I ran when Iheard that
Bambi: Dave ... there was a cute story about a guy who brought his child and the defective turtle back to the pet store. Pet owner says, I don't understand it, I've never seen anything like it. I don't know why it has blisters on its feet. Just then the child takes the turtle and moving it very fast across the counter, saying vroom! vroom!
PrinciplePoop: what are you bablyonian about?
klokwk-xmas: Bambi - that's sick
Dave: oh deear god, thank you Bambi, lol!
klokwk-xmas: ziggerats, Poop
Dr. Headphones: see it now! "tower of bablying inferno"
Bambi: probably didn't say it right ... but you get the gist
cease: turtles did their best work with frank zappa
PrinciplePoop: no ziggerats but I have some scars
klokwk-xmas: I used to, Bambi, but cancelled my subscription
Merlyn: you'd get scars from pooping ziggerats
cease: he zones ziggarauts in to brand new zoos and counts their cemetaries
klokwk-xmas: everybody did their best work with Zappa...
PrinciplePoop: ouch, you bet
Dr. Headphones: anyone currently here who lives in florida? might go there next week
cease: thats from my sesame street imimtation tune
Dave: yep, we just made egg nog last night, if anyone's ever done that, 3 gallons takes 2 hours of stirring, 40 minutes of that and your hands are sore, but it's so worth it and soooooooooooo good, homemade egg nog is so much better than the store bought stuff
Bambi: LOL
klokwk-xmas: Merlyn -- I'll have to work that into my next novel
cease: wow. work
cease: i've heard of that
PrinciplePoop: pork eggnog
Dr. Headphones: dave: rum, brandy, or bourbon?
klokwk-xmas: gee, almost better to get a custard mix and churn your own ice cream, Dave!
Dave: actually I'll probably have it with brandy this weekend, I don't drink but still that's always good too
Dr. Headphones: i don't drink much, but egg nog is enhanced with a little spiritus fermenti
klokwk-xmas: Chunky bacon!
cease: you want to use alcohol rather than letting alcohol use you
Dave: no that's more difficult, the mixture gets thicker as you move along but custard would be too hard to stir
PrinciplePoop: don't you get dehydrated dave?
cease: as they do in europe for eexample
cease: as a greater enlargment of taste posibilities
klokwk-xmas: dave - ice cream churn has gear reduction
PrinciplePoop: a porridge consistency
Dr. Headphones: i remember as a kid turning that crank by hand for an hour while adding rock salt by the pound
Dave: I just don't like the taste of most alcohol, although I do have a mini shot of Jack in my room at school (shhhhh), it's good in little tiny doses or with coke, but I'm a t totaller, and I like tea
Dexter No Huelga Fong: A porridge bird constantly
Dave: I can't spel toknite
Bambi: and an electric ice cream maker even better ... they don't reduce the gears nearly enough in a manual one ... I remember making homemade icecream in a large one in the early 70s
Hemlock Stones: .Passes Dave fresh cup of tea and some scones
cease: yes tea has always been my fave beverage
Dr. Headphones: hemlock scones?
PrinciplePoop: tonight, or 2nite is fine
Dexter No Huelga Fong: fine fine fine
Hemlock Stones: sometimes yes, Doc
Merlyn: I've never had electric ice cream
PrinciplePoop: larry fine, one of the 3 stooges
Dr. Headphones: merlyn, you'd be positive if you had
Merlyn: electric kool-aid though...
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Merlyn: Have some Candy Apple Red
Hemlock Stones: Which way we go ?
Merlyn: I've not had either
PrinciplePoop: homemade is best
Merlyn: sideways into the present
cease: kenkesey had the recipe but he's dead
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dave: electric prunes? twaaaaaaaaaaaaaayng
cease: grateful, but dead
PrinciplePoop: egg nog, ice cream, potato chips
cease: not a group i cared for in those days as i recall.
cease: yes it did ah clem
PrinciplePoop: they are raisins now
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Any one hear read/hear about the theft of Alistair Cooke's bones?
Merlyn: it's electric mayhem
Dave: no not my fave although the beginning to "I had too much to dream," has always been cool to me, but the rest of the stuff I've heard of theirs is run-of-the-mill
PrinciplePoop: it is louder now
klokwk-xmas: revised studio sound is great, JL, Bambi!
Hemlock Stones: yes its on Brit news at the moment
Dr. Headphones: dex: what the hell are you talking about?????
cease: their "hit"
klokwk-xmas: yeah, that was sick, Dex
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Klok: Got a link for Kend^ or should I tell him?
klokwk-xmas: and they were riddled with cancer, too
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:52 PM, dragging Bightrethighrehighre by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Hemlock Stones: they stole limbs before cremation
klokwk-xmas: coming up, Dex
Dr. Headphones: wb, biggie
cease: a dj i greatly admired in la cut martin luther king's i have a dream speech with some leedctirc prunes and it sounded gtreat
cease: of course with mlk, it would be hard not to
PrinciplePoop: wb big, give back the bones
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm going to try this a-gin....
Dr. Headphones: a-gin, a-tonic
klokwk-xmas: Family's dismay after Alistair Cooke's bones stolen by New York gang
klokwk-xmas: http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1673270,00.html?gusrc=rss
Bightrethighrehighre: Hello FST pals and greetings of the season....
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Klok: How they know it was a NY gang?
Dr. Headphones: this sounds like a bad joke, but will read the site
klokwk-xmas: Dex - they caught them
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Kend^ No joke...this is real
Merlyn: it could be a gang from Old York
Dave: sounds disturbing
Dexter No Huelga Fong: or from Yorktown...
Merlyn: or maybe it's a gang from York, that's new. Thus, new York gang.
Hemlock Stones: its not a joke alas and apparently it is a NY gang according to news reports
cease: i'm from yorkton but i weigh less
Dexter No Huelga Fong: I guess they were mob wanna bees trying to make their bones
PrinciplePoop: he was dead, they were going to burn them, not like they were going to put them on the mantel
klokwk-xmas: Ken - aside from the ghoulish aspect, there is the fact that the tissue & bones were sold for transplants, and they were all cancerous and they don't know where they went
Merlyn: chaplin's bones were stolen once
Hemlock Stones: yes Klok, very disturbing
Merlyn: don't buy unmarked tissue
Dexter No Huelga Fong dem bones dem bones is cancerous bones
PrinciplePoop: ken is still here
Dr. Headphones: so, anyone woho got artificial teeth could be talking like a brit/
Bambi: thanks ah,clem :-)
Hemlock Stones: I say old Bean !
Dexter No Huelga Fong: as long as they live
klokwk-xmas: Ken -- or they could end up looking like that guy on "Are You Being Served?"
cease: ok, say "old bean"
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Thanks to you Clem, for inviting us
PrinciplePoop: a chop shop for corpses, god I love america
klokwk-xmas: woof
cease: then, "towel" and "bath"
Dr. Headphones: the captain? i liked the old lady with the blue hair myself ;)
Merlyn: what surgeon doesn't make enough money so he needs to join a gang?
klokwk-xmas: ken - the gay guy
PrinciplePoop: merry christmas ahh, clem thanks again :D
Dr. Headphones: ah, don't remember his name. that was a funny show. it's still on saturday nights here on PBS, but all reruns
Bambi: yes, we will have a Christmas Eve JimmyLee and Bambi Show ... ah,clem and I talked about it and decided to go ahead with it ... looking forward to a special show :-)
cease: when will it be, bambi?
PrinciplePoop: ahhh super bambi
klokwk-xmas: great, Bambi. And wonderful show tonight, very good choices JL
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Cat: Try Xmas eve
PrinciplePoop: toad away
cease: so i just turn on cni and There You Are?
Hemlock Stones: Doc, was it called Are you Being Served ?
PrinciplePoop: a christmas eve show on christmas eve, wow
Bambi: 7-10PM ET this Saturday, Christmas Eve
klokwk-xmas: yes, Cat
cease: ok your 7 is my 4
Dr. Headphones: yep, stones, good show
klokwk-xmas: and they are in another chat room, it's on IRC, so you can kibitz, just like you do here
cease: always excellent
Bambi: yep ... amazing huh?
Hemlock Stones: the lady with the blue hair does another one about snobbery too thats popular over here
Dexter No Huelga Fong: afk for refill
Bambi: irc.equnet.org #cni
klokwk-xmas: cat - 7PM is JL & Bambi Show; 10PM is FST like tonight
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PrinciplePoop: gesundheit bambi
Dr. Headphones: another one that's good is "keeping up appearances"
Bambi: who's the lady with the blue hair?
Dr. Headphones: i see catherwood's clock is only 6 minutes fast now
||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ!! It's precisely 11:01 PM!"
Hemlock Stones: yes Mrs Bucket
cease: marge simposon?
Hemlock Stones: she pronounces it Bouquet
ah,clem: good night everyone, and thanks
Dr. Headphones: bouquet
Bambi: why thank you PrincipleP lol
klokwk-xmas: so 7PM PST for FST part. They did a looooooooong Xmas special on the funnies show on Sunday afternoon. Really good stuff (like some of the cuts they did pre-start of FST tonite)
cease: oh ok i'll tune in
Dr. Headphones: later, jl
Bambi: ah, mrs blue hair ... but of course ... Marge
Bightrethighrehighre: buck- ETTTT
cease: too bad bambi and ah alclem dont have ausint's xmas piece from the cassettes
PrinciplePoop: night night ahhh, clem, thats for your hard work
cease: id love to send you all this wonderful stuff but i have to hear back from you.
Bambi: oh, yeah! we'd love to have that Cat
Bightrethighrehighre: Richard, please mind the pedestrian....
Bambi: no time to get before the holidays this year ... but will have for next :-)
PrinciplePoop: I like oslo
cease: ah clem asking for email? i sent you my vast list. great stuff shoud be being broadcast, not gathering dust
Bightrethighrehighre: I LOVE Rose....
PrinciplePoop: our rose
cease: yes this chat has been going on for 10 years as i recall. who konws how long it wll continue?
Bightrethighrehighre: nice mini skirts....yehhhhhhhh....
Bambi: yes, we have that Cat ... will have to look over that huge list and get back with you on that for sure!
Dexter No Huelga Fong: back
Hemlock Stones: Are there any Firesign records no longer available ?
Bambi: wonderful list
PrinciplePoop: you have been chatting for 10 years
klokwk-xmas: cat - there was somebody that knew, but they're not logged in right now...
cease: sooner the better, bambi. i'm in la in 2 weeks for i dont know how long
Dave: there's so much radio stuff that I don't have but I have quite a bit, just got this huge 20 dvd set of mp3 shows, about 42000 of them sitting here in front of me, all sorts of things that I haven't even made a dent in, of course will be playing "it's a wonderful life" on xmas eve, it's my special treat to myself
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night Clem and Bambi
cease: the grim reeper? reefer? ringer?
PrinciplePoop: super cool dave
Bambi: ok, Cat ... will try to do before you leave then
Merlyn: cat, I've been away, are you seeing any FT guys in LA?
cease: yes and you also have to go to school, dave
cease: you cant spend your life listening to stuff, however good it is
Bightrethighrehighre: donde esta santa kleeez, da vato with da boney kneeeezzzzzzzzzz....
Bambi: night Dex
cease: scrooge is my fave
PrinciplePoop: I know that guy
Merlyn: play "it's a wonderful life" with some real-life bank examiners and have them total up all the years in jail James Stewart would be in for in real life.
cease: bambi
Bambi: have a great night ... gotta lay down now
Bightrethighrehighre: was he a musician, man....??
cease: off you go
Hemlock Stones: good night
Merlyn: show bambi the door, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Merlyn
PrinciplePoop: he couldn't sing for nothing
klokwk-xmas: suppose this evening is a good time to remember Tiny Dr. Tim. I guess _he_ knows how long this chat will last, Cat. Sleep well, Lou...
Merlyn: didn't think that would work...
cease: you call that a door?
Merlyn: show bambi to the door, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Merlyn and inquires "Would you like something?"
Merlyn sighs
cease: indeed, klok
Bambi: nytol ... and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkuh, Happy Holidays ... whichever if any are celebrated!
Merlyn: say goodnight to bambi, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "goodnight, bambi"
Hemlock Stones: Happy Saturnalia
Bightrethighrehighre: to all my latino sheep amigos, FLEECE NAVIDAD....!!! BAH_HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
PrinciplePoop: happy new year, any problems with that one?
Bambi: Good night Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Bye now..."
Dr. Headphones: no humbug, biggie?
Merlyn: It's still the year of the snake, to me
cease: happiness is good
PrinciplePoop: the holiday for the rest of us
Merlyn: with bush in office
Bambi: Merlyn ...much fun with Catherwood adding to the mix
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bambi
klokwk-xmas: Poop - only if it's intelligently designed...
Bambi: lol
cease: in japan, new years is The holiday
Bightrethighrehighre: no big bug, hummie, for that matter....
cease: actually 3 of them
PrinciplePoop: the government heard that, they hear everything
Merlyn: catherwood, jump out the window with bambi in your arms
||||||||| Catherwood jumps out the window with bambi in your arms.
||||||||| Bambi rushes off, saying "11:09 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
PrinciplePoop: oh my goodness
klokwk-xmas: Poop -- any good business listens to their customers...
cease: but its all quid malmburg en plano to them
Bightrethighrehighre: they don't want to hear this....
Merlyn: not my arms, get sidearms, at AIME'S GUNS
cease: and so does louise
PrinciplePoop: the best government money can buy, yeppers
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: so cat, you gonna see any Firesign guys while in LA?
Bightrethighrehighre: then Arny's WHOLE beef halves....
PrinciplePoop: have yourself a halliburton christmas
Dexter No Huelga Fong: ;
PrinciplePoop: gimme 2
Dexter No Huelga Fong: ;;
cease: i'll call the phils
cease: if they're in town, we may meet
PrinciplePoop: thanks
Bightrethighrehighre: sorry only one per customer....
Merlyn: ok cat, sounds good
cease: they both live relatively close to mh parents house
Dave: tell the Phils I say hi even though they don't know me
cease: austin does, dave
Dr. Headphones: just be sure to steer clear of doctor phil
PrinciplePoop: mh, martin huber? martha hubbard? manny holmes? molto humo?
Bightrethighrehighre: the....Phils brothers....?
Merlyn: Ah'm Red
cease: on the whole, i'd rather be buried in phils
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Can we take your bones first?
Merlyn: oh, a philistine, eh?
PrinciplePoop: count your bones cat
Bightrethighrehighre: eyes purple....
cease: they'ze all connected
PrinciplePoop: how much am I bid for my bones?
Dr. Headphones: leave my bones alone, please!
Merlyn: get boned at the cat house?
PrinciplePoop: I will sell them now
Bightrethighrehighre: dayz timez for uzin' and dayz timez for uzin' fo refuzin' em....
Dexter No Huelga Fong: How much am I offered for this Hip bone
PrinciplePoop: the universe is 10 zillion billion miles long, can we have your liver?
klokwk-xmas: Poop - NSA hears: http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/NSAHEARS.GIF
Dr. Headphones: with fava beans?
Merlyn: a leg bone and a thigh bone
Bightrethighrehighre: yeh, I'm done with it....
Dr. Headphones: good one, brian :)
PrinciplePoop: who said that joke bombs, now you have done it
Bightrethighrehighre: we just done it....
Merlyn: that's a really hip bone, man
klokwk-xmas: Ken - Dan Perkins draws the Tom Tomorrow comic strip
cease: great strip
Dr. Headphones: thought the style looked familiar, i've read TT a lot
PrinciplePoop: do you need your knee bone?
klokwk-xmas: ken - RSA is the cryptography company that invented public key system
Dr. Headphones: yep, knew that. one of the few things i do know about crypto
klokwk-xmas: that cartoon was just a joke; now it is real :-(
Bightrethighrehighre: do they own the idea you thought was yours....??
PrinciplePoop: that is the name of superboy's dog
Merlyn: when mathematics is outlawed, only outlaws will do mathematics
Hemlock Stones: Ok friends, i have to get some shut eye its late here,
Dexter No Huelga Fong: The Gang of Four?
klokwk-xmas: nite Stones!
Dr. Headphones: pssst, wanna buy a hot derivative? second order, no limits
Dr. Headphones: later, hemmie
PrinciplePoop: shut both, it works better, believe me I know
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night Brian will try to send stuff soonest
Hemlock Stones: so if i dont see you before the hols, have an excellent time one and all
Merlyn: I thought artie choke was just a joke, but he's real as you
klokwk-xmas: Dex - that's glang of four to you, round-eyes
PrinciplePoop: mutuals baby, that is the ticket
Merlyn: ok dex, I'll pretend I know what you're talking about
Bightrethighrehighre: I have know people in the "intelligence business"- it's been real for a long time....
Hemlock Stones: thnx Dexter, i just aquired Neds Atomic Dustbin
PrinciplePoop: same to you hemlock
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Klok: YOu kleep wrong nose out of my equation
Merlyn: I have that on CD
klokwk-xmas: Oh, for all you Zark fans, Charlie has a new panel up for Argon Zark. Kinda new; I forgot to check. It went up in Sept. :-(
Merlyn: ned's atomic dustbin
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Merlyn: Hemlock is a "Brian" also
PrinciplePoop: they call it a community, like lepers
Hemlock Stones: good night folks
Merlyn: ok dex, now I know what you're talking about
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night
klokwk-xmas: we have three brians in here? thank goodness for aliases!
Bightrethighrehighre: orale Fuelga....!!
Hemlock Stones: good night and thanks catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Hemlock Stones
Merlyn: the man with three brians
PrinciplePoop: aie aie aielisas
Bightrethighrehighre: er... Huelga....!!!!
Merlyn: a steve martini movie
cease: stones
PrinciplePoop: huelga matilda
klokwk-xmas: Merlyn -- he's fine & under medication now
Merlyn: or a three martini movie
Dr. Headphones: martini? no thanks, can't stand 'em
klokwk-xmas: LOL
Bightrethighrehighre: frigga matilda....!!!!
PrinciplePoop: get the stevedore to get me another martini, and rossi too
cease: a vile beverage
Merlyn: catherwood, bring me a three martini lunch, without the lunch
||||||||| Catherwood brings Merlyn a three martini lunch without the lunch.
PrinciplePoop: frigate
Dexter No Huelga Fong: OKay Dear Friends....have the best possible Holiday and see you all next week
klokwk-xmas: Pink Panther looks like it's going to be steve-bore to me
klokwk-xmas: nite Dex
Dr. Headphones: ok, dear friends, i'm going to call it a night here, and go to bed. g'nite and g'holidays to all
Merlyn (glug) (glug) (glug)
klokwk-xmas: car shuffle tonight?
PrinciplePoop: hail rita and ciao fong
cease: dex
klokwk-xmas: nite Ken!
Merlyn: nite dex
cease: kend too
klokwk-xmas: sheesh, fropping like dries
cease: they're flying like drops
||||||||| Dr. Headphones leaves to catch the 11:22 PM train to Billville.
PrinciplePoop: ahhh the bus arrived, merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Dave: g'night Dex and Ken, have a good holiday
cease: you too poop
PrinciplePoop: toodles
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Klok: No alternate side suspended during strike and I ended up on the right side as MTA goes back into operation tomorrow
klokwk-xmas: nite Poop
Bightrethighrehighre: all you FST cream fans- get your Royal Albert Hall Reunion DVD at www.cream2005.com - Excellent....!!
PrinciplePoop: yeppers, wrapping to do
klokwk-xmas: excellent
klokwk-xmas: one step forward, two steps back...
Dexter No Huelga Fong: Night then
klokwk-xmas: waiting for the Great Leap Forward...
cease: by dex
cease: great song
klokwk-xmas: have a great holiday everyone!
cease: can politics give me the sack?
Merlyn: hey, did people get the latest update? Firesign is on the Enron DVD
klokwk-xmas: yeah, Cat -- Nic played it on Morning Becomes Eclectic on Tuesday
cease: enron? what is that?
Bightrethighrehighre: back at ya, KLOK....!!!!
cease: one of my faves
klokwk-xmas: Merlyn - they SOLD OUT to Mrs. Preske?
klokwk-xmas: thanks, Big
Merlyn: http://sev.prnewswire.com/entertainment/20051221/LAW03321122005-1.html
Merlyn: It's the clip from their XM radio show "The Fall of Enron"
klokwk-xmas: oh, it's the extras on the DVD version of the movie
cease: oh from the xm show. of course
cease: thats great
klokwk-xmas: what/who is Falco, doing "Jeanny (Part 1)"?
klokwk-xmas: pretty intense. on fallingstars just now. I suppose I should consult Allmusic.com...
Merlyn: it took a lot of last-minute approval, too. I got email from them and they needed permission the same day. They didn't get things set up in time for the theatrical version, though...
Dave: allmusic.com is probably my fave site next to google
klokwk-xmas: The follow-up, "Jeanny," was banned outright by radio as a result of its theme of prostitution, but nevertheless went on to top the German charts
Merlyn: I had to use a different picture of GW Bush, as the original in the XM clip is actual size
Dave: I'm so excited, it looks like they're finally releasing the seller Door sessions of Mils from '70, I wish they'd release another box set from that period but oh well if that's gonna be what they wanna give me I'll take it, good stuff they laid down, I don't know if it'll be complete though
cease: is that xm stuf still up on the firesign site, merl?
klokwk-xmas: merlyn -- that would be pretty scary, yes, full size GW comin' at ya
Merlyn: sure cat
Dave: Miles, nnot Mils, sorry
Merlyn: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/show4/index.html for the clip
cease: it'll be fun to listen to when i'm in la
klokwk-xmas: good commentary on Coltraine/Monk and some other "lost" live sessions in New York Times last weekend, Dave
cease: firesing is very much LA to me
klokwk-xmas: out on CD and the article explains why they are worthwhile
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| PrinciplePoop - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Dexter No Huelga Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwk-xmas: cat - the commentary is LA; the viewpoints the Guys bring to it is global!
Dave: yep I'm hoping that as a Christmas gift, the date they found that was mislabeled, can't wait to hear how Trane is on that one
Merlyn: it's a game-show massacre
klokwk-xmas: Dave -- I'll try and find the link, send it to you
cease: a lot of the refs are la. my high school was on sepulveda, for example
cease: pronoucned completely different
Dave: also the Trane at the Half Note from '65 or so should be good
Dave: k great thanks klok
klokwk-xmas: yeah, Cat, there is that part that would have to be explained to us, although with Google Earth, we're almost able to experience the Antelope...
klokwk-xmas: Dave - NP
Merlyn: my high school was on vellum, I think. Or vallium
Dave: when is to google going to be recognized as a verb
klokwk-xmas: microsoft has a new mapping program that I was using to fly over downtown Providence. Looks like it was taken from 100 ft. up or something. Really nice
cease: i thought that was your stool
cease: is it now, dave
klokwk-xmas: Dave - isn't it in the Oxford English Dictionary's addendum for 2005 or something?
cease: hoover a verb over there, but not on this side of the big ditch
Merlyn: hmm, the guy who owns googol.com (the number) got 13 million hits this year
Dave: I don't know, maybe it is I never have looked
klokwk-xmas: hang on Dave
klokwk-xmas: March 19, 2005
klokwk-xmas: Google Is a Verb
klokwk-xmas: The Oxford American Dictionary (OAD), one of the "big five" American dictionaries, will officially annoint "google" as a verb when its new edition is released next month.
Dave: never mind then, it is a verb
Dave: thank you
klokwk-xmas: yeah, behave yourself or I'll 'verb' you ;-)
cease: to is a prepostion, come is a verb
Merlyn: when will oogle be a herb?
Dave: I can sleep tongight, getting more excited for Christmas, but haven't ever really gotten in to the spirit, as Tom Lehrer says," that is to say the commercial spirit,"
klokwk-xmas: cat - you're speaking Brit again. We don't use 'hoover' as a verb
Merlyn: no, we hover
cease: thats the spirits we have here
Dave: one of my fave Lenny Bruce bits, "to is a preposition, come is a verb," makes me laugh every time I hear it
cease: i said on the other side of the ditch. the oxford dictionary side
klokwk-xmas realizes he's only had one beer tonite. long ago
Merlyn: float like a butterfly, sting like the former frontman for the police
Dave: glad I don't relate to my generation, never have, smile
klokwk-xmas: cat - my chin
klokwk-xmas: Dave - I don't relate to my SPECIES ;-))
cease: it is easier to pick your generation now than before
Bightrethighrehighre: sigh-er-naw-wah, my good F-peeps....watchin the backside of my eye lids, purt-kwik....
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre leaves to catch the 11:38 PM train to Elmertown.
klokwk-xmas: nite, Big
cease: you can get all the cultural refs easily
cease: big
klokwk-xmas: cat - I could, but I dropped my New Yorker subscription in 1966
Dave: yeah true I never thought of it like that Cat but I never, even without the internet, have related to my generation
Dave: lol! klok
Dave: is it just us then? how many are we?
cease: the firesign theatre is a riff on earlier times as well
klokwk-xmas: I will not have anything to do with that elevator boy@
Merlyn: four
klokwk-xmas: !
cease: i enjoyed having realtives who would tell me stories of the 19th century when i was a kid
klokwk-xmas: all my relatives died before I could remember their stories
cease: where would ossman be without norman corwin?
Dave: see i get that from my grandparents, well..what they can remember, wish I could hear those stories Cat, you should have recorded them
cease: i wish i'd even recorded my parents talking about ehri childhoods while they were sitll coherent
klokwk-xmas: Does anyone realize how trashy the future will be with all the recorded detritus we are making now (and losing most of?)
Dave: I haven't gotten in to Corwin, maybe I just haven't listened enough
klokwk-xmas: cat - likewise
cease: corwin and the whole golden age of radio
Dave: I Love stories, love history, but love it from people's own mouthes
Dave: and I love old radio
cease: i think lodestone has alotta cormwin. he may be still churning out plays in his 90s
Dave: I'm just...different, don't really relate to anyone yet at college because of it, but oh well
klokwk-xmas: Cat -- Sunday evening, Jimmy Lee decided to keep the funnies going past 5PM normal end; he kept them going to 9:30 PM EST and ended with a bunch of Jean Shepherd, stuff about Christmas. The BB gun, etc.
cease: you will find those to relate to eventually, dave
cease: they are out there
cease: yeah i really have to listen to more shep
klokwk-xmas: cat - I think CNI will be playing some. They got a lot when Gary died, I think
cease: gary?
Dave: I have a ton of Shep stuff
klokwk-xmas: the fellow who was doing Skybird radio
cease: there are thousands of hours of his stuff on his website
klokwk-xmas: he died recently; he was not well
cease: i didnt know that or dont recall
Dave: I didn't know he died, the one who used to be on Saturday nights? kind of high voice?
klokwk-xmas: yeah, Dave
Dave: wow he and I talked on irc a few times and I sent him some songs to play
cease: i really must go and do stuff. all the best stuffing to you all this yule and see you next week
||||||||| 11:46 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dave is sad now he was a really great guy, very funny
klokwk-xmas: the Satellite TV guy in Michigan from whose place JL & Bambi were doing live Thur nite FST stuff in 2003 or 2004
klokwk-xmas: nite, Cat
klokwk-xmas: yeah. apparently he was having a rough time the last year
Dave: night Cat have a great one
Dave: yeah there's a whole archive of Shep stuff
klokwk-xmas: Dave - I'm kind of lacksadasical, so I just listen to it as it goes by, somewhere
klokwk-xmas: but I don't go out after it.
Merlyn: I'm taking off too, see you guys next wick
klokwk-xmas: nite, Merlyn
Dave: k merl have fun
Merlyn waves
||||||||| 11:49 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwk-xmas: Dave - during the Shep. stuff on Sunday Funnies last week, I found that Amazon still carries Jean's "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Retail" in paperback for $11. Supposed to be great book.
Dave: well I think that's my cue, everyone have a great holiday and good luck to you all, I might not be here next week so if I'm not have a great new years and I will see all of you in 2006
klokwk-xmas: OK, Dave, have a happy!
klokwk-xmas: bravely we stride into the New year!
Dave: thanks will check it out and see if someone can scan it, bye all
klokwk-xmas: take care; I'm outta here 2
||||||||| Around 11:52 PM, klokwk-xmas walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Around 11:52 PM, Dave walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
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Dr. Headphones
Hemlock Stones
Tweeny Too Long
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"