A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 26, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:55 AM, dragging Firebroiled by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Firebroiled: We’re marching, marching to Shibboleth,
With the Eagle and the Sword !
We’re praising Brian ‘til her death,
Until we meet our last reward!
Our Lord’s reward!
Oh happy, Brian!
O’er wrapp’d, but not detained!
Lion! Oh f’rocious Brian!
His beard our mighty mane!
At First and Main!
Oh, we’ll go marching, marching to Omaha,
With the Buckram and the Cord!
You’ll hear us “boom” our State!
Ha, ha!
As we cross the final ford!
The flaming Ford!

Oh righteous Brian!
There is no one to blame!
For the homespun pies
‘Neath the cracking skies.
Shall release the fulsome rain!
Shall release!
Shall release!

Shall release!
Shall release the vinyl rein!
Firebroiled: Shall release!
Shall release!

Shall release!
Shall release the vinyl rein!
||||||||| Firebroiled scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Firebroiled?! It's 8:57 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood leads toprak into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:12 AM, then departs.
||||||||| It's 9:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| toprak - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads prettygirl in through the front door at 2:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
prettygirl: hi
||||||||| At 2:41 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, prettygirl!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 7:25 PM, dragging Woody One by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Woody One: In case I'm sacked out later at the Sack of Waffles, greetings to all and to all a good night.
||||||||| Around 7:27 PM, Woody One walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and pimp daddy disembarks at 7:47 PM.
pimp daddy: wats new
||||||||| pimp daddy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, pimp daddy exits at 7:48 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 26, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| LiliLamont sashays in at 9:13 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
LiliLamont: We have to fire Catherwood. He's 13 minutes ahead of time.
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 9:14 PM!"
LiliLamont: Okay, 14.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and klokwkdog bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
LiliLamont: I'll just hang out here while I cook dinner for Doc and me.
klokwkdog: gosh, it's lonely in here at the Appointed Time
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and Merlyn waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
klokwkdog: you can do both? I'm amazed
LiliLamont: Klok! How nice to see or read you.
||||||||| Catherwood leads cease into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:17 PM, then departs.
klokwkdog: if you can see me, I'm very, very embarassed
cease: hey lili
klokwkdog: hello Cat, Merlyn
cease: ive spent all afternoon with my computer expert fooling around with the computer
cease: it was just like having you here (she's around 50)
klokwkdog: a threesome, Cat?
Merlyn: 50 what?
cease: lol
LiliLamont: Hey, I'm multitalented. I got dinner started and am timing the chicken for the right time to cook the brussels sprouts and sweet potatoes. So why not hang out here?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'ah.clem', just granted probation at 9:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bightrethighrehighre should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bightrethighrehighre enters and sits on the divan.
klokwkdog is reduced to cooking tater tots tonight :-(
cease: hopefully people acknolwedlge your talent and start pouring money on you again, lili
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and doctec disembarks at 9:19 PM.
LiliLamont: Hi, Cat. Good to hear from you.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" visit to planet Proctor'
Bightrethighrehighre: was suhp, FST compadreez....?
doctec: lili is saying we've got 15 mins before "dinnah is suhved"
cease: yes i'm back from la
cease: youre back from frisco
doctec: so guess we won't be chatting long then
cease: what will california do without us?
doctec: hey merl, you there?
LiliLamont: Oh, cease, Doc and I are working to figure out how to get back in. He's ahead of me, but at least I've got most of the medical stuff behing me. Not all, thoough.
cease: i was successful in moving my parents to their nursing home but what i'm hearing from since i left isnt good
||||||||| ArmadilloRoadkill steps in at 9:21 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: they're just getting crazier and crazier
Merlyn: yeah, more or less doc
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hey all...
cease: at least they're no lnoger a danger to their neighbours
LiliLamont: Thant's behind, not behing.
cease: hey doc
LiliLamont: Shit, I shouldn't even try to type.
cease: i never did. why start now?
LiliLamont: How old are your parents anyway, Cat?
cease: is this cni? sounds odd
cease: my father was born in 1917 and my mother in 1919
ArmadilloRoadkill: Sounds like Dead Trolls...
doctec: wow cat, my dad was born in '26 - he's a yound turk compared to your folks
LiliLamont: Wow. My dad was born in 1906 and my mom in 1926. Neither if them is alive now.
cease: a good description of my parents
Bightrethighrehighre: are you at home with an armadillo, Mr. Kill....?
||||||||| boney waltzes in at 9:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ah.clem: yea. it was
cease: this isnt planet proctor. this is bozos
cease: ot that i'm complaining
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hey Boney...
cease: 1906? same year as fumiyo's dad
ArmadilloRoadkill: And stinkin' to high heaven, Big...
cease: both her parents died long ago
LiliLamont: Well, he was 45 when I was born.
Bightrethighrehighre: A.R.- heh-YEEEWWWWWWWW....
boney: Maybe I should change my pseudonym to DeadCatSoap. Or is that name already taken?
LiliLamont: My mom was 25.
ah.clem: that was my intro peice, Cat, I play that every week
cease: they guy i met in la who's now in charge of seling my parents stuff was born when his dad was 60
Merlyn: that's close to my parents cat, 1919 and 1921 I believe
cease: so he interacts well with oldies like my parents
cease: his name oddly enough is nino
cease: i never asked him if he knows fiesign
ArmadilloRoadkill: The London show is really wonderful, even without Austin (who was missed).
cease: are your parents still alive, merl?
cease: it was indeed, roadkill
Merlyn: no cat, my dad died about 10 years ago, my mom about 5
ArmadilloRoadkill: Cool stuff, cat.
Merlyn: dead cat dog food is a reality, as a fan sent into the website: http://www.belfield.com/article3.html
cease: yes you posted that on alt.firesign, merl. good find
doctec: "DeadCatSoap" is available, from what i can tell.
cease: gross news though
LiliLamont: Holy shit, you have to wonder what someone who is 60 is thinking when his offspring is conceived at that time. It means that the child will not even start colege until the father is 78.
ArmadilloRoadkill: My folks were teenagers during the Depression also. FDR made a difference in their lives...
Merlyn: tony randall, for example
Merlyn: a father at 75 I believe
cease: trudeau had a kid in his 70s. hollywood stars and other rich men do it al lthe time
cease: "thinking" isn't what theyre doing
LiliLamont: That's college. Excuse me, the timer for the chicken just went off. BRB.
cease: hey dodc i havent gone thru the site yet. did you put the bit adbusters pic onto the bitsite?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Randall is quite an 'older' guy.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Was...
boney: Did Billy Jack eat dog food?
doctec: ah, the lovely hal stark segments. i collected all those rfo realplayer files when bergman's site first went live - that was in, what, 1996?
cease: some of this was on the Radio Free Oz site. i think proc did a number of them for it
ArmadilloRoadkill: Only in the next world, boney...
cease: yes but there are more on this cd than there were on that site
boney: But every morning he was born again.
cease: just like Kenny
doctec: proc and ossman both did stuff for bergman's site. no austin tho.
cease: i gues he doesnt travel....even on line
doctec: my fave line, i think it's coming up in another segment soon: "...not much hang time."
boney: Are Austin's dogs pariahs? Like the dingo and the chihuahua?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 9:36 PM.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Thought Ossman had a wonderful SW country accent at the London show.
cease: austins dogs are gods, to austin
Dexter Fong: Evening Folk type folks
doctec: in '96, the guys were just starting to gear up again after the "big blowup of 1986" - or was it '87?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Yo Dex...
boney: dog gone it
boney: they're smarter than you'll ever be
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:37 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: is that SW england, roadkill?
cease: hi dex
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:37 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Back from CNI connection
ArmadilloRoadkill: SW BC, cat. Lol...
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat, AR, boney, Lili and Doc, Merlyn and fading others
doctec: i had a problem getting to cni via winamp, but it was not because of winamp - it was because i have more than one audio output available to me on this laptop, and i had the 'wrong one' (the 'non-default' one)
ah.clem: good stuff Cat, thanks
doctec: selected
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
cease: sw bc? that osunds like vancouver
boney: I'll have to ask Craig Newmark if he's a FST fan... He probably is.
ah.clem: ho Dex
doctec: does craig list? and if so, does he list to the left or right? (left i imagine...)
LiliLamont: Let's hope he lists to the left....
ArmadilloRoadkill: They have Sun OS in BC, cat?
boney: The Greatful Dead were and FST are known for their live concerts and fanatic fans
doctec: sparc!
ArmadilloRoadkill: With the MS Umbrella engine.
boney: Zappa did good concert, too
Dexter Fong wonders about the low-heeled sparc of the high-toned guys
cease: craigs list is selling my parents cars, books and furniture. and i've never even been to the site
boney: Wish I'd been in Westwood when he recorded Just Another Band From L.A.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Didn't he play with Ginger Baker's Air Farce?
Bightrethighrehighre: Boney: ditto- I've seen Zappa live many times, Excellent!!
cease: i was there. you can hear me clapping in the audience
LiliLamont: Cat:: You should check out the best of craigslist. It's hilarious.
Dexter Fong: We're listening to FST commercials?
ArmadilloRoadkill: I hear the clap all the time.
boney: antibiotics will clear that up, cease
ArmadilloRoadkill: And it's not Steve Howe;
cease: lol boney
Dexter Fong: Right on, clap off
boney: Zappa did a song titled The Clap
ArmadilloRoadkill: Mac OS. The anti-bios...
Dexter Fong sings, "To you, my heart cries out Clamydia"
doctec: dex: seems to be a collection of radio free oz web site stuff
boney: Clamydia the tatooed lady
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm working on learning "The Clap" right now by Steve Howe, it's only taken me 28 years to learn 14 measures....
Dexter Fong: Thanks Doc, I believe it might just be that
doctec: i've been given the two minute warning, so i'm gonna have to sashay to the feed bag very shortly
Merlyn: I got those gallery-opening blues
doctec: i got those middle-class, educated, college-boy graduated blues...
boney: give doctec a sugar cube
Merlyn: "I can't stop my leg"
doctec: i got my mojo workin' ... WHAT ... what is a mojo anywaaaaaayyyyyy....
ArmadilloRoadkill: They've re-released The Yes Album on vinyl, if you've got a good turntable, Big. Also American Beauty.
boney: I'm the amazing FST random phrase generator
doctec: wow, a vinyl reissue. what goes around, ...
doctec: i'm waiting for the wax cylinder reissue.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Think it's Rounder Records, Doc.
Bightrethighrehighre: can you still buy a "good turntable", besides, well, ebay....?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Some folks don't like digital.
Dexter Fong: Big..sure can..from about 250 up
klokwkdog: you won't like the price of a "good turntable" now, Big
ArmadilloRoadkill: There are still some available, for audiophiles.
Merlyn: blind lemon nixon
doctec: rk: ah yes, rounder ... keeping those stax'o'wax comin'
klokwkdog: why would anyone pay extra money for The Yes Album on vinyl?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Classic sound, Klok.
doctec: klok: aren't new decent turntables (e.g. thorens) selling for about $200+ these days?
Dexter Fong: Hi Klok "Perfect Sound Forever" wkdog
Bightrethighrehighre: never liked them in the past, A R...except fermy good 'ol HEATHKIT ta-27....
klokwkdog: you can run the CD through a low-pass filter or turn the treble down and fiddle with one or both of the channel connections somewhere until they're horribly noisy and...voila!
cease: hey i can sell you 3 record players for $20
cease: i think eventually we';ll just unload all my parents junk by weight
doctec: other than deejays, the main market for turntables are people who have large libraries of vinyl they want to be able to play every so often and/or people who don't like the 'clean, sterile' sound of digital
cease: make nino's job easier
Bightrethighrehighre: cease: got 'em hangin' from the inside of your overcoat....?
klokwkdog: cat - you might be able to do well on eBay with some of it
ArmadilloRoadkill: I have three words for you Klok... Half Speed Mastered made a huge difference back in the 70's...
cease: no, my parents house. thankfully i'm no longer there
cease: nino is using craig's list
ArmadilloRoadkill: As close to noiseless as you could get before digital.
klokwkdog: Roadkill - half speed mastered eliminated surface noise and wear?
cease: but we have to get evetrything out of there to bring in cleaners and carpeters just to get it ready for sale
boney: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372279/
Merlyn: hey, laser turntables are down to $2,800
doctec: what is the source of the 'give up this day' we are hearing here? it's not from either of the two p&b albums.
Merlyn: oh wait, that's an add-on
Merlyn: they're still $15,000
doctec: merl: ... and other than the fact that they still melt the vinyl, they sound great!
boney: Whatever happened to the Flying Burrito Bros?
cease: maybe they flew into the outhouse
ArmadilloRoadkill: The surface noise was negligable. And the quality was outstanding. A high-quality turntable doesn't wear so much. All depends on the quality of the pressing.
Dexter Fong: Boney: uh the Eagles and other things
Merlyn: play once, eh?
klokwkdog: boney -- look 'em up at allmusic.com
cease: ah more stuff from rfo
ArmadilloRoadkill: There's vinyl, and then there's vinyl...
Bightrethighrehighre: boney: wild horses drug them away....
cease: golden retriever jokes. how relavent
Dexter Fong: wild horses with no names
klokwkdog: fallingstars was just playing a song by Kayak and I spent some time there trying to find it. Must be a new cover; finally google'd it out as a single by an ex-member in 1981. sheesh :-(
doctec: (cupping ears) uh, the dinner gong has just been struck... if i don't head downstairs soon, i'll get the dinner bomb blast
ArmadilloRoadkill: It's good to get out of the reign...
Dexter Fong: Bon Appetito Doc
cease: eat well, doc
Bightrethighrehighre: in a desert with no rain...
doctec: if i don't get too settled into the couch after eating, i'll sign in again later.
klokwkdog: enjoy, DT
cease: and lili
ArmadilloRoadkill: See youze guyz later, Doc...
doctec: thanx dex - chez lili is about to open, i hate to be late.
doctec: (and so does she :) )
ArmadilloRoadkill: Don't rain on my dessert.
doctec: ttfn ttyl - seeyaz
||||||||| doctec is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:56 PM.
Merlyn: bye
Dexter Fong: Someone left a cake out in the desert and it dried out
Dexter Fong: Ach, Clem!
ArmadilloRoadkill: And I'll never have that receipt again...
klokwkdog loads another puzzle protein into the unfolder
Dexter Fong: That's okay sir, we ran an identity check on you
cease: you can keep pouring on the stuff i sent you, ah clem. i doubt most people here have heard it
Bightrethighrehighre: Dex: a little fermented, too....(hic)....or....was...that....the........p ey o t e .. . . . . .
LiliLamont: Doc, you are psychic! Chez Lili is open and ready to serve.
Dexter Fong: Coyote?
ah.clem: did it bounce?
ArmadilloRoadkill: And you're a surrealist.
klokwkdog: Dex - we ran an identity check on everyone!
Dexter Fong: Hi Lili, enjoy your own cooking =))
||||||||| 9:59 PM: Dave jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dexter Fong: Heya Dave
LiliLamont: Hi, Dex, I will. ;-)) Talk to you later, guys.
Bightrethighrehighre: Dex: got my papeles....!!!! (papers) HEH-HEH....
Dave: hi all
||||||||| Around 9:59 PM, LiliLamont walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Not yet
Merlyn: hi dave
cease: hi dave
ArmadilloRoadkill: Too bad you folks can't vote in the TX Governor's election. We could use some Surrealist Party votes for Kinky http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/
Bightrethighrehighre: yo Dave, let's kick it....!!
klokwkdog: But the case itself, according to people involved in it and scholars who are following it, has almost nothing to do with privacy. It will turn, instead, on serious but relatively routine questions about trade secrets and civil procedure.
klokwkdog: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/26/technology/26privacy.html?pagewanted=all
cease: are you back in school?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Welcome to side 5, Dave...
boney: You've seen Rob Bartlett's impersonation of Brian Wilson on MSNBC? Imus in the Morning?
boney: Imus is a Kinky Friedman backer
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Boney: I've heard him many times, Imus is my morning radio
Dave: yep I've been in school almost a month, midterms are next week
ArmadilloRoadkill: Google in China? Talk about a streetcorner whore...
Bightrethighrehighre: vote for ME, Bightrethighrehighre, not completely insane, slightly not responsible....NOT A CROOK....!!!!
ArmadilloRoadkill: Well, we're just the folks to help you pass those mid-terms!!
Bightrethighrehighre: well, o k, slightly irresponsible....
klokwkdog doesn't like tests
boney: Anything to the Howard Stern/ Sirius hassle being reported in the mainstream media?
Dexter Fong: Not following it
klokwkdog wants to hear more about the hassle, not having seen anything
klokwkdog: how much more money can he want?
Bightrethighrehighre: the "other side" was gonna come up with my dirt, might as well beat 'em to it....
Dexter Fong: How much yah got?
boney: Not money, klok. Sirius is threatening to curtail content. Or so I'm told.
boney: Planning to set standards, I should say
cease: is that an fcc thing?
boney: No, it's a Sirius thing. But I have no firsthand info
ArmadilloRoadkill: I still think Laugh.com has potential that hasn't been realized. Sorry to sing the same old song.
Dexter Fong: Cat: I blieve it's voluntary,,FCC has no regulatory power over Sattelite
cease: what was that?
cease: sounded like proctor but i'm not sure
Dave: no regulatory power yet anyway, we like big government!
ArmadilloRoadkill: Quite, cat??????
cease: the bill gates immitation
boney: Maybe Google will buy Sirius
ah.clem: Cat, what is your web site url again? want to plug it on the break
cease: www.seemreal.com
cease: blog is www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
cease: i get them confused
ah.clem: tks
klokwkdog: Dex - the President is going to "discover" that the FCC does have authority over satellite
cease: i'm almost finished posting stuff on the blog about the la trip
Dexter Fong: Klok: Quite likely
boney: When Google filters out all Quaker websites (except Quaker Oats) then will be the time to find a new search engine
cease: still have to post a review of Roy's Hawaiian Fusion restaurant
Dave: I like google, it will be my prefered search engine for this research paper I have to do, I haven't a clue what's going on in the class though
boney: President Bush has established a (very indirect) connection between Quakers and Terrorism. Quakers, not quackers
ArmadilloRoadkill: Recording the classes doesn't cut it, eh Dave?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Gott be tough...
boney: Almighty Ducks
ArmadilloRoadkill: Quakers were subject of investigation under Hoover. Nothing new. Peaceniks.
Dave: I never record classes
Dexter Fong: SHooting cereal out of guns...sounds like a terrorist thing to me
boney: They're the subject of a more recent investigation
ArmadilloRoadkill: Seems like the thing to do, Dave, but then chalkboards don't have braille subtitles ;)
Dave: I just ask what's being written on the board, I have friends who record classes but I type fast enough as it is
ArmadilloRoadkill: Against our Crusade Against Evildooers? You're under investigation....
ArmadilloRoadkill: Cool, Dave.
Dexter Fong: Evil Dooers? I thought it was evil doodlers
||||||||| Catherwood leads Princepoop in through the front door at 10:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Hi Pp
Princepoop: howdy
boney: Canada and the Palestine Authority threw out their respective governments mainly because of corruption. Could be a trend. Ken Lay, Jack Abramoff, Halliburton, defense profiteers, FEMA... Hmmm
ArmadilloRoadkill: Me, I spent high school in boarding schools. First two at a MD military academy, and the second two at a quaker school in PA.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hey P...
Princepoop: I met you going from tucson to tucumcarri
ArmadilloRoadkill: Suddenly, the parlimentary system looks rather attractive ;)
ArmadilloRoadkill: How many tucons can you carry, P?
Princepoop: french or hawaiian tucons?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Or are they carrying you, much like a Monty Python cocanut?
klokwkdog: Roadkill -- really? The Senate is the only place that is maintaining any rationality at the moment
cease: oh this is proc at yale
Dexter Fong: Yukon toucons
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne-Briefly in through the front door at 10:18 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: wishful thinking, i think
cease: hi el
Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne
klokwkdog: good evening Ms. Briefly!
Princepoop: H E!
ArmadilloRoadkill: I can tucons all day...
boney: I think we hit bottom when Rev Sun Moon was coronated the King of America and New Messiah in a U.S. Senate office building
Merlyn: hi E
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hey E...
cease: got your car fixed yet?
Elayne-Briefly: Hey all, can't really stay, too tired. I miss my car. :(
cease: i dont think thats the bottom, boney
Princepoop: a lot of walking?
cease: yours is a country with endless possibilities
klokwkdog: what happened to your car?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yep
Elayne-Briefly: The parts have pretty much all come in, Cat, but it won't be done until sometime next week.
cease: god shat on it
Elayne-Briefly: A big tree branch fell onto it, Klok.
klokwkdog: boney - we're still in free-fall, as best I can tell
ArmadilloRoadkill: It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings, boney. However I am practicing putting an "eh" on the end of my sentences.
klokwkdog: ouch, E!
Elayne-Briefly: $4400 of repairs.
Princepoop: close your eyes and imagine, President Brownback or Santorri
Princepoop: ouch E ouch
cease: ouch
Elayne-Briefly: It's all covered except the first $500 (my deductible).
ArmadilloRoadkill: Come... here... Uncle Jim's Band...
Dexter Fong: Godd work Elayne
Elayne-Briefly: Still, until I get reimbursed that's a big chunk out of my "emergency" stash.
boney: what we're experiencing is just the dead cat bounce
Elayne-Briefly: And I'm now on three different meds for my heart stuff, all of which are $30+ every month.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Is that like the froog?
Elayne-Briefly: Cat, do you know of any good Canadian pharmacies that fill US prescriptions?
klokwkdog: Poop - never happen. Didn't you notice Dear Leader consulting with our "democratic" ally Pakistan's president-for-life Musharrif last week? What, you thought he was putting the squeeze on him to cough up their honored guest, Osama??
cease: the other fans heard clark wintergreen already. play something they may not have heard
ArmadilloRoadkill: Pakistan is on the edge.
cease: no ah clem, seemrealland.blogspot.com
klokwkdog: Roadkill - Pakistan is laughing at us
ArmadilloRoadkill: I still won't take any of this out on people opf the Muslim faith. No way, no how...
Princepoop: I missed that. I guess Bush is confused about democracy when the democratically elected leaders are a terrorist organization like ham-us...
cease: they they were confused with allende, etc etc
Elayne-Briefly: I should go, I can't keep my eyes open. Maybe I'll have my car by this time next week and I won't be so tired.
Elayne-Briefly: Bye.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Not even if they can't spell.
||||||||| At 10:24 PM, Elayne-Briefly vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
ArmadilloRoadkill: Take care, E... Treat yoursef well...
Princepoop: we like military dictators, if they are play ball with us
Princepoop: good luck E
cease: that waas quick, even for her
cease: this is the flick proc did with orson welles and tuesday weld
ArmadilloRoadkill: You're my venus, you're my flytrap...
klokwkdog: Poop -- the President is just a coward. Pakistan is protected by Red China, as is Burma. The Saudis and Gulf Emirates are pouring the bucks into Pakistan (as "individual contributors")
cease: he was chatting about htis with the lads on the hour hours i recorded in the summer of 70, when dwarf came out
Princepoop: or wendesday teld
cease: real great conversations about a weird party proc went to
ArmadilloRoadkill: And once again, I recommend "The Sorrows of Empire". We haven't met a dictator we didn't like. Except for Panama, after a while.
klokwkdog: Poop -- how much less can Pakistan "play ball with us" than they're doing now?
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
cease: thanks, ah clem
ArmadilloRoadkill: A sad history, GW's (1776) army.
Bightrethighrehighre: got to tend to the wings on th' barbie-see ya'll next week, peace....
Princepoop: ciao big...
ah.clem: catherwood, please bring me an ale
||||||||| Catherwood gets ah.clem an ale.
Princepoop: I love karochi was a tv show
ArmadilloRoadkill: Catherwood better have the antidote.
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside ArmadilloRoadkill and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre rushes off, saying "10:28 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: by big
klokwkdog: Roadkill - long list of dictators we supported who ran off the rails. Noreiga, Marcos, Shah, Saddam, Batista, Samoza, Pinochet, Suharto...
cease: if i didnt already, i['ll scan the credits for this and email them to you, ah clem.
cease: i'm sure the fans would like to know what this stuff is
Dexter Fong: By Big
Princepoop: a scary list
ah.clem: well, then tell them Cat... lol
cease: of all the firesigns, i thik proc loves acting the most
cease: the actual act of acting
ArmadilloRoadkill: Remember the Main!
cease: i have been doing that over the course fo chat but there are over 50 of them
ah.clem: cannot get mail while streaming
ArmadilloRoadkill: Grid, I love the Papoon material. Gotta get the CD.
ah.clem: did I mention dialup sucks?
cease: ive never seen the proc flick and perhaps never will as it cant be relased on dvd or anyting and is never shown
Dexter Fong: I can mail right in the stream
cease: but i lvoed listening to him talk to the lads on hour hour by phone from new york as he was filiming that segment
Princepoop: you never step in the same stream twice
Princepoop: you say that as if sucking was a bad thing...
cease: unless you have Dao Boots
ArmadilloRoadkill: How can we help? Us die-hard fireheads might make a small contribution for a dish?
Dexter Fong: I stepped out of the mainstream a long time ago
boney: nite
ArmadilloRoadkill: Depends on whether or not you're a plunger.
||||||||| boney leaves at 10:33 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Night Boney
cease: i should ask proc again but somehwhere in the lit he talks about why that flick has been kept out of circulation
Princepoop: there was a cool song about stepping out, a yellow cab or something
cease: boney
Princepoop: bone went fast, night
ArmadilloRoadkill: Das Sheikur Booty
cease: he may have a copy, he seems to have a copy of everything he's in and that's almost impossible
ArmadilloRoadkill: Pretty expensive out in the country, but, hey...
cease: i think the director, jaglum (?) didnt pay for the music he used in the flick
ArmadilloRoadkill: We're all in a rush to get to our local record store. Waterloo here...
cease: i forget the exact reasonl merl would know
Princepoop: my local cd store had a card and label for firesign cds but they were sold old, I complained
Dave: well I have an exam to study for tomorrow so I best be off
Dexter Fong: Night Dave
ArmadilloRoadkill: Your merl would know.... O, Ohh... You're merl would know....
klokwkdog: good luck, Dave!
Princepoop: good luck and good night dave, what happened about the dog?
Dave: byebye all
Princepoop: oops they were sold out
Princepoop: brain fart, pardon me
klokwkdog: Roadkill -- it's a real problem. Dish would be one-way, still phone dialup uplink
||||||||| Dave is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:38 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Porgie inside, makes a note of the time (10:38 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Hi Porg
ArmadilloRoadkill: Anybody else bought Pink Hotel from Lodestone? The two copies that Bubb's sent have digital artifacts (skips) on the last track.
cease: by dave
Princepoop: traded dave for porgie
Dexter Fong: AR: I got it on Cassette
Porgie: give me an enema catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Porgie an enema.
ah.clem: hi porge
Porgie: ow!
ah.clem: or is that purge?
Princepoop: chocolate or vanilla enema?
Merlyn: arm, you should let BB know
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give me an enema of the people
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong an enema of the people.
cease: i thought peorgie was Dave
Porgie: evening all
Porgie: porgie is me
||||||||| Johnny Piano waltzes in at 10:40 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ArmadilloRoadkill: It'll get better, Klok. Not so big on wireless (not having used it), but fiber/optic is getting put up all over the place.
Dexter Fong: Hey JP
Merlyn: Give me a simple head code, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn a simple head code.
cease: dasve ossman played peorgie in dwarf
Johnny Piano: Evenin', folks!
Princepoop: hi JP
klokwkdog: what a crowd!
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hey JP....
cease: the piano's been drinking. me too
Johnny Piano: Can't stay long, but thought you'd love to hear the following:
cease: no, it's a cloud. this is vancouver!
Princepoop: a large group of people, more than 2 anyway
Johnny Piano: According to TV Shows on DVD, "The Tick" will be issued in the near future.
ArmadilloRoadkill: So, what's your favorite synth these days, Triton?
Johnny Piano: Synth? I'm still stuck on Kurzweil, AR
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hear the Oasis is kicking butt.
Princepoop: is that by edgar allen poe?
ArmadilloRoadkill: There's a Kurzweil, Arkansas?
Johnny Piano: The Oasys does have some interesting schemes, although it also has a huge pricetag.
||||||||| "10:42 PM? 10:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bubba's Brain should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bubba's Brain enters and sits on the divan.
Merlyn: the cartoon, Piano? I have the live TV show DVD, bergman's on it
Princepoop: hubba bubba
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
Johnny Piano: Yo, Bub!
Bubba's Brain: You're a head coder, Merl?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Yeah, I'd love to get my hands on even a 2500.
ArmadilloRoadkill: master Brain...
Johnny Piano: Yes, Merl - the cartoon! Disney has the rights - bought 'em from Fox
Merlyn: I code in my head and squeeze it out my fingers
Bubba's Brain: Hey, PP JP, Dex, Etc.
cease: this is a song from "Picasso" an unproduced musical march, 1995
cease: from the liner notes
Porgie: what we listening too?
Johnny Piano: A head code?!
cease: hi bub.
Bubba's Brain: That must hurt... you wear gloves?
Princepoop: oops, I did not see her, hi etc.
cease: are you efver gonna carry the firezine stuff or does that stay with fred?
Merlyn: do you know if they have rights to make new ones, piano?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Clem is particularly interesting this evening :)
cease: ah clem is playing som efirezine cds i sent him
cease: this is the Visit to PLanent Proctor
Porgie: cool
Johnny Piano: Nothing said about rights to make further episodes, Merl
Johnny Piano: Be right back with a link for you, Merl...
Merlyn: hey armadillo, tell BB about the skipping on pink hotel
ArmadilloRoadkill: It wasn't skips, it was spikes.
Princepoop: pink spikes? that is punk
cease: merl i was speculating on why A Safe PLace cant be made into dvds or even shown on tv
Johnny Piano: http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=4963
cease: did proc tell you about that?
ArmadilloRoadkill: I have e-mail with Hoosierman. Just wondered if anyone else had a copy.
Merlyn: tx piano
Johnny Piano: My pleasure...
cease: it may be in freds book. i know i've heard or read it, but forget where , or even It
Bubba's Brain: I need to check that out... sorry, I've haven't done that yet, been busy.
Johnny Piano: Anywho, I'm gonna scoot. BTW, my band is opening for Poco this Saturday
cease: seling lots of lodestone merchanidise, bub?
cease: good for Poco
ArmadilloRoadkill: No sweat, guy. Thinking about a T-shirt & cap.
Bubba's Brain: In the Poco Nose?
Dexter Fong: JP: Sounds very cool
Johnny Piano: Talk about a head code, Bub
cease: my first dog was named poco
Bubba's Brain: Trying to, cat.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Poco made a 1/2 speed mastered. Legend.
cease: a brown-spotted dalmation
Johnny Piano: Yeah, can't wait to meet Rusty and Paul...
Princepoop: cool JP, break a finger or leg
Johnny Piano: See ya'll on the Funway!
klokwkdog: nite JP
ArmadilloRoadkill: In The Heart Of The Night never sounded better.
||||||||| At 10:48 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Johnny Piano!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: dont turn him into a saint. then you'll have to move to minnesota
Dexter Fong: Night JP
ArmadilloRoadkill: Bye JP...
ah.clem: ...
ArmadilloRoadkill: And speak WWF!
cease: only proc could make gobbeldy gook sound like a real language
Princepoop: Rocky gave him an atomic elbow drop
ArmadilloRoadkill: Let me introduce you to Heir Funny. He races tortise...
Bubba's Brain: He is brilliant with languages... both real and gibberish.
Princepoop: uncle jim is on a roll
Porgie: .
Princepoop: that was a long lag
ah.clem: thanks PP, I do try
Princepoop: spool, headin, cashed by the bank with a float, and a buffer here, wow
Princepoop: kaiser or sesame?
ah.clem: onion roll I would guess, tasty
Princepoop: valadoosa?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Catherwood, can you make a Southern Sunrise?
||||||||| Catherwood gives a southern sunrise.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Tasty...
Bubba's Brain: Couldn't stay long.... see ya all next week.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves to catch the 10:55 PM train to Indiana.
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba
Princepoop: never heard of that, should I google or can you tell me briefly?
ArmadilloRoadkill: See ya Bubba...
Princepoop: hubba bubba
Princepoop: channel 85
ArmadilloRoadkill: Orange juice, grenadene, and Southern Comfort.
Princepoop: wow
Princepoop: smoooth cough cough
cease: its gresat to be alive in 85
Dexter Fong: drink a little beer, leave a little pool
Princepoop: I found it in his drawer next to his gun and ballons
ArmadilloRoadkill: And take those jobs from those workingmen's blues...
ArmadilloRoadkill: GM going down? Yikes....
Princepoop: look for the union label, good luck to try and find one
cease: whats no good for gm is....
ah.clem: actually dex, it would be drink a little beer, shoot a little pool....(then you go home)
Dexter Fong: drink a lotta beer, leave a really big pool
ArmadilloRoadkill: Unless it's from an island in the Pacific. Sweatshops endorsed by Tom DeLay ;)
Princepoop: shoot a few beers, drink a little pool, then go home
ah.clem: that too
ArmadilloRoadkill: A game of pool. xxxxcelent TZ episode with J Winters & Klugman...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ArmadilloRoadkill: What about your butler's timing!!
ah.clem: the clock is fast again, Merl
Dexter Fong: still
cease: i went to school with jonathan winter's son
cease: he starred in one of my early plays
Princepoop: worse than ever, don't fool with him again, he is spiteful
Merlyn: it's always fast
ArmadilloRoadkill: Was he as funny, cat?
ah.clem: I am not close to beeing done, so tell the butler to wait...
cease: ive been wandering through childhood photos, objects and such during la trip and on the blog
cease: no. i cast him in a sf play cuz he was so serious
cease: like anm alien
Princepoop: oh waiter, please butl a little longer
ArmadilloRoadkill: Umpfff... can someone help me life this butler?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Just another alien afternoon, cease...
ArmadilloRoadkill: But that was before the beginning...
cease: jay norht was another in that series of play. he's been on the simposons, probly a better gig than dennis the mennace ever was
Porgie: .
ArmadilloRoadkill: Phil said he might show up tonight. Pardonnezzz moi....
cease: the beginnin hasnt began yet
cease: yes, he might
Porgie: strangle a cat catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Porgie
ah.clem: is audio ok tonight?
Porgie: ignore me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Porgie.
Dexter Fong: Sounds pretty good Clem
Porgie: good
Princepoop: the lawndoctors association of new jersey, but seriously folks, rimshot...
ah.clem: ok
Princepoop: I have not seen audio in chat
ArmadilloRoadkill: My Mackie 1202 is having fits, but otherwise well done Clem.
ArmadilloRoadkill: You know where Mountainside NJ is, P?
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" continues....'
klokwkdog: this is too good to type anything here. thanks Cat, Clem
Princepoop: near mountaintop NJ?
Princepoop: this is wild....
ArmadilloRoadkill: Noooo
cease: dex, you saw proc berg in nyc
Dexter Fong: Cat: Many times
ArmadilloRoadkill: Can you burn wilds in your wood?
Dexter Fong: They would play the Bottom Line maybe twice a year, four shows...saw em all
Princepoop: lucky guy
Dexter Fong: Got dragged up on stage in Clark Wintergrren for Bergmans mind reading act
cease: wow
ArmadilloRoadkill: They burns and allened the black forest.
Dexter Fong: Being righteously stretched at the time, don't remember too much
ArmadilloRoadkill: Not much left.
klokwkdog: I saw them do this act in DC in about '77 or '78
ArmadilloRoadkill: Ha, ha...
cease: i never saw them
klokwkdog: if you don't really have to do FCC IDs, this is a crummy time to do one... :-(
Dexter Fong: Well, time to park the car..By to those who leave, later for those who stay and, Catherwood...eat it raw
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:13 PM!"
cease: probly never played vancouver or else i was in japan when they did
ArmadilloRoadkill: Lisner GWU '73. Not Insane!!
klokwkdog: good luck, Dex
Princepoop: hail rita
Dexter Fong: Thanks Klok
ArmadilloRoadkill: Wakarimaska?
klokwkdog: wasn't there some illness about these guys billing themselves (or getting billed as) "The Firesign Theater" as a duo?
ah.clem: was not for the f-cc, it was for our underwriters, Klok
ArmadilloRoadkill: Lie down with dogmakers, get up with fur on your chin...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Problem with London: "The Firesign Theatre Is..."
Princepoop: underwriters, they are with consumer reports, right?
Merlyn: phyre scion theatre
cease: gives new meanig to the word "ilk"
Princepoop: the motto, we refuse to be mooks
cease: i love proc's belief in the importance of what theyre doing
Princepoop: I do too
Princepoop: oh my god
ArmadilloRoadkill: P is married with children...
cease: child. 3rd marriage
cease: i only know the latest wife
ArmadilloRoadkill: The wife is late for supper.
Porgie: .
ArmadilloRoadkill: The weal is turrning...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Not 4th, mind you...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Well, we had it rough...
ArmadilloRoadkill: A cardboard box? Luxary...
Princepoop: testified and sent him away for life, woow
ArmadilloRoadkill: iLife?
Merlyn: used to DREAM about livin' in a hole
cease: what a brillliant ending
Princepoop: cool conversation
klokwkdog: seriously heavy stuff
ArmadilloRoadkill: We should invade Krassnervania. Grid told me to do it.
cease: you read krassner on huffington?
Princepoop: no no, I told a swedish guy that sweden is next, maybe france
Porgie: give me a lude catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Porgie a lude.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Yep, cat.
cease: nice to see paul getting the exposure
ArmadilloRoadkill: Also his "Irony Lives" CD. Buy it.
cease: he sneds em to me when they come out
ah.clem: a hole in the wall is just the place to trap a rat
ArmadilloRoadkill: "That Alanis, is irony" ;)
cease: that was a good riff
Princepoop: a cave is just a hole on its side
ArmadilloRoadkill: Also worked for EDS/GM 90-92. Go figure :)
Dexter Fong: Once again the Gods of Parking were merciful
ArmadilloRoadkill: The Hyatt Hitler? LOL!!
Dexter Fong: Almost Bosco you might say
cease: hyatt hitler jhotel. gneius
Princepoop: wb fong, you missed a super conversation
ah.clem: wb Dex
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give me an interlude
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong an interlude.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Dex has been converted to OGG parking.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Compressed Bentley
ArmadilloRoadkill: The Devilmaster? I'll take one!
ArmadilloRoadkill: Out demons out, and in prophets in?
cease: that from japanese new years chant
cease: setsubun, not new years
cease: out demons out, in profits or good things, in
ArmadilloRoadkill: Ah, Wakarimasken...
cease: my famlih did a little video of thwat
ArmadilloRoadkill: WE make US+
ArmadilloRoadkill: Eh wat angor?
ah.clem: Cat is getting looped... can't twpe
cease: getting?
ah.clem: lol
cease: just slouch
ArmadilloRoadkill: Ting... Welcome to side 6....
cease: toward bethlehm?
Dexter Fong: Hamas in Gaza
cease: i think ive got a vwife and a kid in this town
Dexter Fong: what town!?
ArmadilloRoadkill: How can you be here, when you're their's?
cease: eyeless in eyeran
Dexter Fong: Limbless in Walter Reade
ArmadilloRoadkill: I have a 2010 Hummer. Jupiter is interesting...
Dexter Fong: AR: What's your 10-20 on that 2010?
cease: its just a swartzenneggrf away
cease: his name is its own spelling
cease: or lack thereof
Porgie: hey I'm getting some balloons from Palestine now
cease: where is cni?
ArmadilloRoadkill: I can't explain it...
cease: moved to aus?
cease: today is australia day
Porgie: only prob is they blow themselves up
ArmadilloRoadkill: NYC, just like I pictured it...
cease: ah clem?
Porgie: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1564000965967411931
ArmadilloRoadkill: He's a pimbo wizzard
ArmadilloRoadkill: You too can be from Laurel, MD 1968. Some people gave up.
Merlyn: well, I'm going to cut out, may check in later
||||||||| At 11:44 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
klokwkdog: Cat - yesterday was australia day. It's 3PM on Friday there now
Princepoop: night M
ArmadilloRoadkill: Kinky for Governor. Why not?
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thanks for the Hosting
ah.clem: do not undetstand question, Cat... is in clickable topic, or cniradio.com
ArmadilloRoadkill: Better than Admiral Perry ;)
Princepoop: cni working fine for me, I did not understand that either
ArmadilloRoadkill: Get me a couple of beards, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood gets ArmadilloRoadkill a couple of beards.
ah.clem: ouch
ArmadilloRoadkill: But, these are Airhead Lites...
cease: i lost cni in the nmiddle of clark. it went dead. i cant get it back
cease: speaker is plugged in, trned on
Princepoop: the dummy in the window, is me
ah.clem: (he pulled my beard)
Dexter Fong: I still got cni, Cat...must be a problem on your end
klokwkdog: cat - try some other audio source or online station
cease: ok. it had timed out. i got reconnected
klokwkdog: if none work, there is not a problem with the feed
cease: reading dyulan dylan autobi. how he laments the loss of his 60 foot boat
Dexter Fong: if none work, it's because of the republicans
cease: indeed, dex
ah.clem: looks like stream still running... any other reports?
Princepoop: ahhh, the NSA
klokwkdog: so true, so many w/o jobs (other than Steve)
klokwkdog: fine here, Clem
Dexter Fong: I read a good book Clemmy
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:49 PM, dragging Hemlock Stones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Dexter Fong: Hey Brian
klokwkdog: finally, he stumbles in!
Hemlock Stones: Hey !
klokwkdog: ur missing primo stuff, HS!
Princepoop: ahh good evening mr stones
Dexter Fong: Klok: Any recent word from Kend^
Hemlock Stones: I just discovered its true, theres always a future in computer maintenance !
Princepoop: don't delay, call today, start a new career...
cease: i'm on and off here. off for a few minutes here
||||||||| Honey Sanchez steps in at 11:51 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Porgie: show me a door catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood shows Porgie a door.
Princepoop: mmm hubba honey hola
Honey Sanchez: aye carumba!!!
||||||||| Porgie hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Porgie?! It's 11:51 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Hm,, and Miz Sanchez arrives hard on the heels of Hemlock
Honey Sanchez: Hmmmmmmm
klokwkdog: part of his posse
Hemlock Stones: Its a lie we're just good friends
Princepoop: oye como va?
Honey Sanchez: si si
Dexter Fong: Hemlock: Do you play the saxophone?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Stones... Were you at the London concert?
Hemlock Stones: alas no but caught it live on radio
Hemlock Stones: i play the saxaphone rather badly to be honest
ArmadilloRoadkill: Si, ve have vays to make your talk...
Dexter Fong: You caught a live saxophone on the radio..was it playing?
Hemlock Stones: would you like me to give you a demonstration ?
Hemlock Stones: i had to use a net and tranquilizer darts
Dexter Fong: Give us a demon stration
Princepoop: demonstrations by foreigners are illegal now
Dexter Fong: If it was a bass sax, you could use a bass trap
ArmadilloRoadkill: This is the new Hoover. Let US+ demonstrate...
Hemlock Stones: either it was an alto or was wearing very tight pants
Dexter Fong: Hoove+
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hope you're over the cold weather, Holmes. Nasty business...
Princepoop: alito having sex? ewwwww
Hemlock Stones: still cold here alas
Hemlock Stones: had to set fire to some more government paperwork to keep warm
ArmadilloRoadkill: Morrisette? We hardly knew her...
Hemlock Stones: Alas and alack
ArmadilloRoadkill: Did you feed it to your little Tony B.?
Princepoop: alack guiness, give me a brew catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Princepoop a brew.
Hemlock Stones: it will be the late Tony B if he shows up in this neck of the woods
Princepoop: I have got an idea, lets kidnap little B to get sympathy for our cause...
Honey Sanchez: turns on the TV to watch the late Tony B
ArmadilloRoadkill: Little Tony B has a new photo op on the FST flagpole.
Dexter Fong: The flagpole in Prince WIlliamville?
ArmadilloRoadkill: We're an equal-opportunity politician roast.
Princepoop: anybody saluting?
Hemlock Stones: Try another channel please Honey !
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Honey Sanchez: switches channels to a home shopping channel and shops for homes
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, wake up and re-set you clock
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 12:01 AM!"
ArmadilloRoadkill: Anglicans? Welcome to the Monkey House ;)
Hemlock Stones: If i lived there i'd be home by now !
ArmadilloRoadkill: How do you pronounce Thames in UK?
Hemlock Stones: Tems !!!
Dexter Fong: the "me"s
Honey Sanchez: Tims
Hemlock Stones: no....Tems
Honey Sanchez: lets call the whole thing off
Dexter Fong: Tems is smeT spelled backwards
ArmadilloRoadkill: No temps in Indiana's house of Gurkkas...
Hemlock Stones: only when the tide turns
Honey Sanchez: P U
Princepoop: yes, still here
Honey Sanchez: bueno
ah.clem: ...
Princepoop: yes molto bueno, grazie
Dexter Fong: how refreshing
Hemlock Stones: Good Evening ah Clem
Honey Sanchez: hola, ah clem
Princepoop: thripences hemlock, how many pounds is that?
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- GeoQuiz on "The World" asked where the three other Thames Rivers in the world were last week
ArmadilloRoadkill: I can't even get over our designer borders :(
ah.clem: good evening Mr. Stones
Dexter Fong: and how many pounds does it take to get stoned
Honey Sanchez: enough for a bottle of cheap tequila con gusano
klokwkdog: (and what each of them was doing while they were there)
Princepoop: how many pounds to get stone stoned
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please bring me a margarita
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey Sanchez a margarita.
ArmadilloRoadkill: But you have to eat the tadpole at the bottom.
Dexter Fong: Before it turn into a frog
cease: hi honey
ArmadilloRoadkill: Who you call a dummy?
Honey Sanchez: hello cease
Honey Sanchez: if i eat the worm i will get toad away
Honey Sanchez: no way
ArmadilloRoadkill: Bill Hicks reference.
cease: i dont know nearly enough of his work
ArmadilloRoadkill: Dear Mr. Precident...
Hemlock Stones: I have collected as much as i can find
ArmadilloRoadkill: Try Arizona Bay, cat.
Dexter Fong: Who's vlem calling a robot
cease: is that a website?
Hemlock Stones: i think its an album title
Dexter Fong: Cat's in the bag
Honey Sanchez: flutters her eyes at ah clem :)
Hemlock Stones: You presuem correctly ah.Clem
Hemlock Stones: i dont spell correctly it seems
Princepoop: thanks uncle jim, you are the man
ah.clem: my pleasure, as always
klokwkdog: yeah, I remember this live. You can have bean and turd...
Honey Sanchez: jajaja
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did clem skip a portion...where Clark goes to work in a gas station and steals Fishheads car?
cease: fumiyo and i are in discussion. we dont listen to this al lthat closely
Dexter Fong: Jokay
ArmadilloRoadkill: The Third World. Liverpool
klokwkdog: they actually had a turd prop in the soup
ah.clem: I played as was on cd, if I missed something, it was not there... lol
ArmadilloRoadkill: Every sperm is sacred...
Honey Sanchez: i heard it was no prop
Hemlock Stones: i thought it was been curd, it tasted good
Dexter Fong: Maybe I missed it Clem
Honey Sanchez: soopo de caca
Dexter Fong: while I was parking
ArmadilloRoadkill: Look, I've got a grape!!
ah.clem: that may be Dex
cease: wow that is funny
cease: the sound of country picketing
ArmadilloRoadkill: He had to die wool...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Sorry, dye wool.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Sorry, die wooooooo.
Princepoop: go up on stage dex
Dexter Fong: Wooooooooooo!!
Dexter Fong: lol PP
cease: is this where you were in the show, dex?
ArmadilloRoadkill: P has a coach. 6 horses?
Dexter Fong: I was the guy who Bergman said was a drug dealer...I don't know why...maybe it was the Negril, Jamaica tshirt I was wearing
ArmadilloRoadkill: We are fromme the 24th century, BC.
Princepoop: she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes, hehe
cease: Fumiyo walks Icy on Fromme mt daily, or almost
ArmadilloRoadkill: Don't know about Phiser...
cease: whatr are all these megrils doing here?
Princepoop: I must toodle, toodles
Dexter Fong: Night Pp
ArmadilloRoadkill: See ya and best to yours, P...
Honey Sanchez: ciao, PP
klokwkdog: ah higher plane -- DC10
cease: pp
klokwkdog: nite poop
Hemlock Stones: good night PP
ArmadilloRoadkill: 6 more weeks of winter?
Honey Sanchez: in the northern hemisphere more or less
Dexter Fong: That could've been me
ArmadilloRoadkill: The Monroe Doctrine. No N*&*(&ers.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Python and FST? Grid help us...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Just another Lemur.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hello Franz...
Dexter Fong: Unca Jim? Where's Aunt Bambi?
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princepoop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: Still here Clem
ArmadilloRoadkill: Unca Jim's Cabin. I read that!
Honey Sanchez: hijola the peruvian marching powder is keeping me up
Dexter Fong: I prefer the Inca Hell Oil
ArmadilloRoadkill: We don't need drugs, we have whatever Limbaugh is taking.
Hemlock Stones: Just a potent jot for me please Dexter
ArmadilloRoadkill: I prefer swimming in Xel Ha ;)
Dexter Fong jots down "potent"
Hemlock Stones: I believe it comes in cans in your country
ArmadilloRoadkill: How very festive...
cease: are those peruvains still marching?
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem..for everything
cease: i thought they'd april'd by now
Hemlock Stones: Thanks once again Clem, theres something in the mail for you
ArmadilloRoadkill: Grid bless the UK :)
Hemlock Stones: the Unlikely Kingdom
Honey Sanchez: the unkingly likedom
Dexter Fong: Well Dear Friends, that wraps it up on this end
Hemlock Stones: something like that
klokwkdog: great show, Clem!
ArmadilloRoadkill: Bush was told by God to invade Afghanistan and Iraq. Sound familiar, London?
Honey Sanchez: ty, clem
Hemlock Stones: Yes, where bush goes, so goes his pet poodle
klokwkdog: yeah, how about that George Galloway, huh?
klokwkdog: next season, he'll what, start for Arsenal?
ah.clem: good night everyone
Hemlock Stones: he had respect and now hes lost it all Klok
Dexter Fong: Night Dear Firends, see you next week
Hemlock Stones: good night ah Clem
Honey Sanchez: night dexter
klokwkdog: well, g'nite everyone. hi to Austin if he shows
Hemlock Stones: Good night and have a good week Dexter
Honey Sanchez: buenos suenos klokwkdog
ah.clem: email at jim@cniradio.com is always welcome from all of you
ah.clem: hold the spam
klokwkdog: adios honey
klokwkdog: more email on the way, Clem! ;-)))))
Hemlock Stones: there should be something for you there now Clem
klokwkdog: zip! beep!
||||||||| klokwkdog says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, klokwkdog exits at 12:39 AM.
ah.clem: lol, Klok, Mr. Stones...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Vist... cniradio.com
cease: by kloik
cease: cni
cease: looks like austin is elsewhere
ah.clem: `that too
ArmadilloRoadkill: No Phil. Darnnnn... Maybe next time...
Hemlock Stones: Maybe he is Phil Time
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:41 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah.clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
ArmadilloRoadkill: So, UK... Is Blair going to survive the Marx Bros and Lennon?
Honey Sanchez: my gypsy psychic predicts NO
Hemlock Stones: there are a few things he has not yet wrecked so he will hang on a little longer yet i fear !
ArmadilloRoadkill: This is a maquilladroa. This is a malquildorra on Fox.
Hemlock Stones: Marx Bros and Lennon had talent Blair only has a mouth, you can tell when hes talking, his trousers move !
ArmadilloRoadkill: Lest ye fear the fronts that are back on our side... please continue....
cease: oh honey is in uk?
ArmadilloRoadkill: We're US+, and we love the Magna Carta (in a personal way)
cease: i like the sangria myself
Honey Sanchez: there are many bee keepers in england
ArmadilloRoadkill: cease is out of gria
Hemlock Stones: +Blair is undoing magna carta like Bush is undoing the constitution
ArmadilloRoadkill: Not a good state of affairs, unless you want to talk about Royals ;)
Hemlock Stones: they are just figureheads and tourist trappers nowadays and dont really count
Honey Sanchez: cease, i am in new mexico land of entrapment
Hemlock Stones: i am in England, land of entaxment
ArmadilloRoadkill: This is 2/3 of the British Army. Does the word nuke mean anything?
ArmadilloRoadkill: If 5% appears to small... :)
Hemlock Stones: in Two Mile Island it means a lot
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Bad idea...
ArmadilloRoadkill: Bye Dex...
Hemlock Stones: i spend a great deal of my time fighting the Nukes, it comes with the territory
Honey Sanchez: send in the fighting clowns
ArmadilloRoadkill: Well, then yoiu know that Iraq was imposed by the British. 3 soverign states, if they can avoid a civil war.
Hemlock Stones: there is a lot of Karma on its way thats for sure
ArmadilloRoadkill: Send in the clones...
Hemlock Stones: the Clones are already in Government
||||||||| Outside, the 12:53 AM crosstown bus from Orlando pulls away, leaving BrownShoedSquare coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ArmadilloRoadkill: My new Humvee "George Bush Edition" says it's going to get ugly.
BrownShoedSquare: what am I?
Honey Sanchez: carumba ess verdad
ArmadilloRoadkill: Hey Squareman...
Honey Sanchez: brown shooz dont make it
BrownShoedSquare: there ought be clones
Hemlock Stones: hello, its a Brown Shoed Square in the dead of night !
ArmadilloRoadkill: I like to have my shoes polished by Greenspan.
BrownShoedSquare: howsit?
Honey Sanchez: the double B's will pull out when iraq is able to screw itself
BrownShoedSquare: Wine soaked and sugarred
ArmadilloRoadkill: How
Honey Sanchez: sits gud
Hemlock Stones: anyway gaz guys and otherwise, i have to go now its very early here
Hemlock Stones: i will see you next week i trust
BrownShoedSquare: so long hemlock
Hemlock Stones: Whatever you do, do it well
Honey Sanchez: almost time to clean the lake goodmorning, hemlock :)
BrownShoedSquare: cue detective exit music
ArmadilloRoadkill: Like oil? Take a walk, or a bus, or train (Eagle Flyer goes from San Antonio to Chicago).
Hemlock Stones: see you again soon Square, Honey, Armadillo, Cease et al
BrownShoedSquare: Or back the freeway which is already in progress!
Honey Sanchez: bye bye adios hasta la vista baby
ArmadilloRoadkill: Best to the Celtic, Stones...
Hemlock Stones: (now where did i leave my deductions ?)
ArmadilloRoadkill: They've discover new planets :)
Hemlock Stones: TTFN all
BrownShoedSquare: seriously, does the Theater have anything in surround sound?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Pretty sure... have you checked your disneyphone?
Honey Sanchez: oh i must run myself, i am late for a tri...date carlos will kill me till next time hasta, friends
BrownShoedSquare: that is were the classics remastered in 5.1(like waiting for the electrician?)
ArmadilloRoadkill: You must have big ears frist...
BrownShoedSquare: they've been dipped
ArmadilloRoadkill: And then we can tell you...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ArmadilloRoadkill: Wat? No flit?
BrownShoedSquare: mr and mrs john smith?
ArmadilloRoadkill: It's been used...
BrownShoedSquare: mesthave missed it
BrownShoedSquare: ask the cop at your back door
ArmadilloRoadkill: So, have you bought from Lodestone recently, Squire?
BrownShoedSquare: me?
ArmadilloRoadkill: Pink Hotel seems to have a problem.
BrownShoedSquare: this is my first time at the site, is there a way to send a message to the group?
BrownShoedSquare: well, so long friends, back on the freeway which is already in progress!
ArmadilloRoadkill: I'm in TX on Western Standard Time. Join us at 9pm EST :) Happy Trails...
BrownShoedSquare: _*tips his hat and walks off into the sunset__
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ArmadilloRoadkill - dead from the common cold
||||||||| BrownShoedSquare - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Johnny Piano
pimp daddy
Woody One
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"