A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 30, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Firebroiled into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:38 AM, then departs.
Firebroiled: Oh, oh! I think he's caught it! Doctor, give him something for his cough!
Firebroiled: Here's a quarter
||||||||| At 8:39 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:11 PM uptown bus from Milford pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
doctec: i got here early, don't know how long i'll be able to stay
doctec: sorry i missed last week's chat, i had to get up VERY early in the morning to get lili to her 'revision surgery' (removing some scar tissue from her breast reconstruction surgery last year) ...
doctec: ...and by the time 9pm rolled around i had to crash
||||||||| Hemlock Stones sashays in at 9:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Hemlock Stones: Hi Doc
doctec: hi
doctec: how are things in stones land?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain disembarks at 9:16 PM.
Hemlock Stones: DST has cut in this week so for a couple of weeks we are 6 hour ahead which is a killer gap
Bubba's Brain: Snakes.... On a Plane!
doctec: hah - hi bb, just sent you email (both to lc.com and bluemarble)
Hemlock Stones: otherwise OK ty
Bubba's Brain: yeah, got it.
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bubba
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:18 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: hello dere
Bubba's Brain: Hey, M.
Merlyn: finally got rid of those pennies
Hemlock Stones: Hi Merlyn
doctec: well, i thought i was going to get at least a half hour here before dinner but i have just been summoned by lili to come and help out
doctec: sigh
doctec: i will leave you with the link of the day: http://www.thepaincomics.com/
doctec: gotta sign off now, not sure i'll be able to get back on later but i'll try.
doctec: ttfn
doctec: ttyl
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bubba's Brain: I'll be back later, too.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bubba's Brain exits at 9:22 PM.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:25 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Elmertown."
Merlyn twiddles his thumbs
Bambi: oops...missed Bubba! Hi Stones and Merlyn
||||||||| "9:26 PM? 9:26 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Dear Friends'
Merlyn: hello
Bambi: hi Clem
Bambi: hey missed doc too
||||||||| "9:29 PM? 9:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits on the divan.
Mudhead: Im here!
Mudhead: your there
Mudhead: so there
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Mudhead: hello bam, I mean Bambi
Bambi: where? ;-)
Mudhead: here
Mudhead: or there
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi, Hi Mudhead
Mudhead: ahh clem, g'evenin
Merlyn: hi hi hi
Mudhead: hiya Hemlock
Mudhead: hi Merlyn
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:32 PM, dragging cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Mudhead: i will
Mudhead: heres his voucher
Bambi waves hi to Stones and says our best to you and Honey
Bambi: hi Cat
Hemlock Stones: i wish the world was still flat so i didnt have this time problem
Mudhead: and heres his idiot
cease: hi bambi
Hemlock Stones: they just messed with the clock for summertime again so theres now a six hour difference :-(
Merlyn: now THAT'S daylight savings!
Hemlock Stones: I am banging on Honeys door now
Merlyn: Yes, daylight savings every day at ralph spoilsport motors!
Mudhead: im bangin on Honey
cease: so thats what you call the holes in the roof
Hemlock Stones: Does Honey know this Mudhead ?
Bambi: sheesh! no fun for anyone Stones!
Mudhead: no, those are the Honey Holes
Bambi: (the time difference)
Mudhead: I would hope she does, Im the bangin one
||||||||| Catherwood escorts LLANWYDD into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:36 PM, then departs.
LLANWYDD: happy thursday
Mudhead: omg, 12 albumns
Mudhead: hiya
Bambi: hi llanwydd
||||||||| 9:37 PM: Honey Sanchez jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Mudhead: im famous
Mudhead: im onna radio
Bambi: hi Honey :-)
cease: hi honey
Honey Sanchez walks in in a state of dishabille smokin a lucky strike
Mudhead: was it good for you Honey?
Honey Sanchez: hola all you guys n bambi :)
LLANWYDD: dishabille means homeless, doesn't it?
Bambi: you'd rather fight than switch, huh, Honey? ;-)
ah,clem: hola
Honey Sanchez: lol yeah bambi
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
cease: lsmft
cease: lucky strike means fine tobacco
Honey Sanchez smiles and flutters her eyelashes at stones
Honey Sanchez: yeh mudhead you some hunka hunka luv, bro
LLANWYDD: that's what they said about kent
Mudhead: do you know that the radio shows I broadcast in the 70'2 will reach the closest star in...ermmmm millions of years. Think the batteries will still work?
Honey Sanchez: something to ponder, mudhead
Hemlock Stones: whats more important Mudhead is, Will the Jokes still work ?
Merlyn: solar batteries will
Honey Sanchez: LOL but the jokes wont
Mudhead: obviosly, the jokes arent working now
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:40 PM and late as usual, it's boney, just back from St. Louis."
LLANWYDD: evenin boney
Honey Sanchez: hi boney
Mudhead: ah, my boney boy
Bambi: hi Boney
Hemlock Stones: sometimes with jokes you have to bang them like an old TV set
Mudhead: sorta like Honey
Bambi: gee, and I thought FST jokes were timeless
Honey Sanchez: hey now
boney: ah,clem, Bambi, cease, Hemlock Stones, Honey Sanchez, LLANWYDD, Merlyn, Mudhead...
LLANWYDD: If they are timeless, they are spaceless
Hemlock Stones: Hi boney
Mudhead: where is Nancy
cease: bone
Mudhead: my gosh, im fadin out already
cease: too much banging, mud
Bambi: that copy and paste works well ... never thought to do that LOL
LLANWYDD: in the apiary stunting trees
boney: "unbind your mind there is no time *boing* to lick your stamps and paste them in" - Frank Zappa
Mudhead: someone named Pierre plz join
Merlyn: anyone try the crossword with the Firesign quote?
Honey Sanchez: discorporate and we'll begin
Mudhead: neverhad a cross word from the boyz
cease: where is this, merl?
Bambi: was tempted Merlyn ... but was busy looking up PSUs lol
LLANWYDD: only if you want to be
boney: you'll be absolutely free only if you want to be
Hemlock Stones: Bambi, i was impressed the first time i heard FST jokes, i have always campaigned for more recycling
Honey Sanchez: may i have a double blue moss, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Honey Sanchez and mumbles "oh, fuck off Honey Sanchez!"
Mudhead: thats not nice
Honey Sanchez: gee catherwood has an additude as usual
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Honey Sanchez
Hemlock Stones: go wash out your mouth Catherwood or i will take your Equity card
||||||||| Catherwood goes wash out your mouth or i will take your equity card.
Mudhead: Catherwood, go kick yurself
||||||||| Catherwood goes kick yurself.
boney: hey punk where you going with those flowers in your hair?
Merlyn: Give Honey Sanchez a double blue moss and shut up, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands honey sanchez a double blue moss and shut up.
Bambi: Catherwood must be having a bad night already
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and says "My ears are burning..."
Honey Sanchez: hey punk where ya goin with those bongos in her hand
Merlyn: he's just a bad parser
Bambi: LOL
LLANWYDD: go to san francisco
cease: parser sage? rosemary's time
boney: Catherwood go hand Honey Sanchez a double blue moss
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey sanchez a double blue moss.
Bambi: parsering disease ... bad disease lol
Mudhead: im gettin some snax, anyone want some? I got moleskins!
LLANWYDD: grab me a whiz
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double toasted almond.
Honey Sanchez nods cool like at Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Hemlock Stones: are they Ma Raineys ? Mudhead
Honey Sanchez: yes i do! piss off catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Honey Sanchez
Merlyn: gimmie something to eat, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Merlyn and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Merlyn!"
Merlyn: give me something to eat, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn MORE SUGAR!.
Honey Sanchez: ooooooooh more sugar sweet!!!!!!!
Merlyn: ah, gotta get rid of that period...
Bambi: merlyn gets more sugar from catherwood lol
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bambi and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
LLANWYDD: catherwood, can I have a groat cluster and 2 tubs of slaw?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores LLANWYDD
cease: you going thru menopause, merl?
Bambi: Catherwood pour me a groat cluster and 2 tubs of slaw
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a groat cluster and 2 tubs of slaw.
Honey Sanchez: lol cease
LLANWYDD: I thought this guy was a gentleman's gentleman
Honey Sanchez: i am sure Catherwood is !!!!!!!!!!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Honey Sanchez and says "Would you like something?"
LLANWYDD: way to go bambi!
Bambi: LOL
Bambi smiles
Honey Sanchez: i guess you have to know how to talk to the "help"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:50 PM and Dr. Headphones sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
LLANWYDD: he seems more like a ladies man
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Bambi: I think you are right Honey ... half the time I can't figure it out either lol
LLANWYDD: hi kend
Honey Sanchez: hello Head
Bambi: Dr. Headphones! Great to see ya!
Dr. Headphones: hi, honey ;)
Bambi: How's Greece?
Dr. Headphones: bambi: good to see you also, and "faded" clem
ah,clem: hi Ken
Dr. Headphones: greece is fatty (that's a yolk, son)
Dr. Headphones: he unfaded!
LLANWYDD: I wish my local wal-mart supermarket sold imported greek grapes
Mudhead: omg, I got caught up inna beer loop. Hadda Whiz, took a whiz, hadda whiz, tooka... It was horrible!
Bambi: ah, there he is
LLANWYDD: you can get imported greek olives anywhere
Dr. Headphones: i was in bed, had to do the one between O and Q, now can't go back to sleep, thought i'd chat a few, see if you guys can put me to sleep
cease: hey kend!
cease: we'll try, kend
Dr. Headphones: cat, cool pic of you on the CNI frappr page ;)
ah,clem: I'll try, Ken
Bambi says Ken, look into the crystal ... your eyelids are getting heavy, you are getting sleepy ... NO don't go to sleep ... we want to chat with you!
Honey Sanchez: yes we will do our best, ken
cease: i forget which pic i sent, kend
Dr. Headphones: stop swinging that pocket watch!
Bambi: lol
cease: the old bw one of me in smoke?
Dr. Headphones: cat: smoke swirling around your face. you're either getting high or standing in some heavy-duty fog
cease: yes, i use that in another chat
Honey Sanchez: or both
LLANWYDD: it's not the watch it's the patter
cease: early 70s
Honey Sanchez: its called smog
cease: i spent a lot of time in the dark room in those days
Dr. Headphones: the pitter patter of little feat?
Dr. Headphones: out of the fog...into the smog...
Hemlock Stones: could be a Kate Bush Video Honey !
Bambi: yes, please join in the fun at the cni frappr page if you haven't been pinned yet: http://www.frappr.com/cniradio or stop by the CNI website (link is there too) http://www.cniradio.com
Honey Sanchez: haha
LLANWYDD: I've only seen or heard kate bush once. back in the 70s on saturday night live
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bambi: hi Dex
Hemlock Stones: Hi Dexter
LLANWYDD: eric idle introduced her very enthusiastically
cease: dex
Dr. Headphones: hey dex
Honey Sanchez: hola, senor Dex
Bambi: don't crush that dwarf Dr. Headphones
Dexter Fong: Howdy HS
LLANWYDD: hey dex
Honey Sanchez: he must have been high ll
Hemlock Stones: High and Kate Bush doesnt computer Honey
Dexter Fong: and a big springtime howdy to clem, Bambi, cat, hey Kend^ horney er um Honey LLAN mudeski merlyn and boney
Mudhead: what are we listening to, Ive never heard this
cease: this is from new morning
Honey Sanchez: i would have to be high to be enthusiastic about her
cease: the songs on new morning were written for a play
Honey Sanchez: if not for you bobby zimmerman
Bambi: beautiful warm day today in Virginia
cease: according to dylan's autobi
Dr. Headphones: i recognize the name kate bush, but can't tell you who she is
Bambi: and back at 'cha Dex
cease: who?
LLANWYDD: I've heard her music described as "prog"
cease: kate bush? i dont think i know her
Honey Sanchez: i;ve heard her described as FROG
cease: no relation to george?
LLANWYDD: I have to say I didn't like or dislike her performance
Honey Sanchez: yes she is like that ll hahaha
Honey Sanchez: i think so cease
Hemlock Stones: Well DR H, to be honest i dont think Kate Bush knows who she is either as a quick glance at one of her videos would prove
cease: is she the singer who sang molly bloom's soliliquoy on one of her albums?
cease: ala 2 places?
Hemlock Stones: come back please clem
ah,clem: ...
Bambi: lol
Honey Sanchez )
LLANWYDD: the unsinkable molly bloom
Hemlock Stones: the Unthinkable Kate Bush
Honey Sanchez: cries "Heathcliffe"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, set your clock!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:01 PM!"
Bambi: don't fall off that heathcliffe!
Hemlock Stones: lost the CNI feed over here Clem sorry
Bambi: what time do you think it is Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:01 PM"
Dr. Headphones: hey, isn't this weekend the DST reset time?
Hemlock Stones: it was here Dr H
Honey Sanchez: awww major bummer senor stones
Dexter Fong: Kend: Yes
Honey Sanchez: i think its this weekend here
Bambi says grrrrrr ... is it? ... just when I finally got used to ET
Dr. Headphones: and since the server for this chat is in indiana, i believe that they are now resetting theirs also
Hemlock Stones: the audio has returned
Merlyn: they're going to roman numeral time
Bambi: did it go away?
Honey Sanchez: who are they?
Hemlock Stones: bring back tthe flat earth i say
Honey Sanchez: romans?????
Dexter Fong: Hemlock: You realize that when we go into Daylight Savings Time, you'll have to stay up an hour later
Dexter Fong: or get up an hour earlier
Honey Sanchez: shhhhhhhh dont tell him dex
Hemlock Stones: its already an hour later here Dexter
Bambi: well, Hemlock said the audio has returned
Dr. Headphones: roman hands, greecy fingers?
Hemlock Stones: time changed this week
Dexter Fong: whichever comes first
LLANWYDD: I don't remember who it was but someone suggested last week that maybe I should buy a DVD player, if I remember right. I have a question about DVDs. Can you record more hours on them than on VHS?
LLANWYDD: anybody know?
Bambi says SHHHHH! Dex
Dr. Headphones: stones: where are you?
Hemlock Stones: Llanwydd, yes you can
Dexter Fong: llan: Depending
Honey Sanchez: lol bambi ;)
Hemlock Stones: am in the north of England Dr H
Dr. Headphones: it depends on the resolution, i believe
Mudhead: yes
LLANWYDD: that's good news. I'm going to start recording DVDs off of TCM
Mudhead: I can put a lotta video onna dvd
Hemlock Stones: for everything you need to know about DVDs including compression and cloning visit. www.afterdawn.com
Dr. Headphones: ah, a limey :) put the lime in the cocoanut, drink it all up
Dexter Fong: Shaken not stirred
Dr. Headphones: i get the afterdawn newsletter weekly, occasionally read it
LLANWYDD: thanks very much, stones
ah,clem: a single layer dvd only holds about 2 hours of uncompressed video
cease: is that a limey coconut?
boney: Nino says I'm in Saint Louis, Missouri. WRONG!
Mudhead: I just installed my HD capture card for that Lan
Honey Sanchez: how did that coconut get there?????
Dr. Headphones: mud: i have USB capture thingamajig, works great
Dexter Fong: It floated over from Rangeroa
Hemlock Stones: you can now puts several movies on one DVD Clem
Dr. Headphones: filling up my HDD quickly, need to buy some blanks soon
Bambi: have you been to cdfreaks.com Stones? Is afterdawn.com better than cdfreaks.com for DVD info?
ah,clem: if compressed
boney: Someone tell Nino... I'm in Riverside, California\
LLANWYDD: I remember when I was real little I used to call coconut coke
Mudhead: wait'll u see the HD stuff, its awesome, but rather large, thats why blu-ray and HD-DVD will help
Dexter Fong tells Nino boney is in Riverside, CA
cease: i wound nt admit that, bone
Hemlock Stones: After Dawn is about the best i have found so far and have been on their mailing list for ages, they battle Hollywood and the RIAA too
Bambi: Nino won't believe us!
||||||||| boney departs at 10:07 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Outside, the 10:07 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mudhead: i use dvdrhelp.com
LLANWYDD: because I heard someone say something like "it has coconut" and that sounded like "it has coke in it"
Bambi: I have been to afterdawn before but didn't realize they did all that
||||||||| boney says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, boney exits at 10:08 PM.
Dr. Headphones: i bought a "limited edition" mounds bar the other day, made with pineapple-flavored cocoanut and white chocolate. not bad, but not great either
Honey Sanchez: lol thats cute ll i used to call new hampshire new hampster
||||||||| Outside, the 10:08 PM crosstown bus from St. Louis pulls away, leaving boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: things go better with loco coco, things go better with coke (sniff)
Bambi: will have to go to their main site
Dr. Headphones: he comes, he goes....
cease: that's from Life n the Day, as I recall
LLANWYDD: I looked at DVDs on the internet yesterday and the ones I saw could only record 4 hours. I guess I was looking in the wrong place
Hemlock Stones: you can often download really useful plug ins, filters and other software for free there Bambi
LLANWYDD: that's funny honey
cease: kend, it sounds like a better idea than realization
Dr. Headphones: llan: if you compress them into small 320x240 windows or something like that, the size shrinks dramatically
boney: Nino the Mind-Boggler continues to believe that I'm in Saint Louis.
Hemlock Stones: brb
cease: new post to my blog (maybe twice a month) about the decline in hamburger quality in van and la
Bambi: cool .. thanks Stones
Mudhead: i make divx dvd's, i can fit almost 20 hrs onna dvd at high compression
Honey Sanchez: afterdawn is an excellent site and i like major geeks too
Bambi: will check it out
Dr. Headphones: boney: he probably says i'm in portland, oregon, also. they go by the nexus of your connection
boney: The Great Mind-Boggler
LLANWYDD: I wouldn't know how to shrink them, but I just want to record old movies off TCM and PBS
boney: Mistaken belief is all the rage these days
Mudhead: thats what dvdrhelp.com is good at
ah,clem: yes, but divix is highly compressed
Mudhead: there are some good tutorials
ah,clem: it does look pretty good though
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Principalpoop disembarks at 10:11 PM.
Dexter Fong: Hi Ppp
LLANWYDD: hey pp
Hemlock Stones: this may be useful if you are making video dvds http://www.afterdawn.com/software/video_software/dvd_rippers/dvd_shrink.cfm
Dr. Headphones: hi poop
Mudhead: most movies I do are 2 hrs or so
Bambi: hi princep
boney: You're in Saint Louis, too, Dr. Headphones.
Principalpoop: hello Dr. Roberts
Honey Sanchez wonders what the hell stones is doing in Mundelein, Illinois
Dr. Headphones: meet me in saint louie
Mudhead: ok, where am I
Honey Sanchez: coma estah PPP
Hemlock Stones: someone has to be there to give it some credibility HOney
Dr. Headphones: who's in a coma?
Bambi: so where are we boney? I can't load that page while we are streaming
Honey Sanchez: the bleatles???
boney: pooper
Principalpoop: caw caw, taco bueno hono, y tu?
Hemlock Stones: sorry Bambi i will send you the link via email so you can look later
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:12 PM and late as usual, it's Mister Motion, just back from Hellmouth."
Honey Sanchez: bien bien gracias
cease: have no fear
LLANWYDD: the bleatles sang "I Am the Sheep"
Dr. Headphones: mr motion, welcome aboard
Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu and Clem are in Williamsburg VA
Principalpoop: hey hey hey its mister motion
Honey Sanchez: ahhhh hi mister
Dr. Headphones: (i think that board is a 1x12)
Bambi: thanks Stones ... much appreciated
Dexter Fong: Double M
boney: who who who is Mr Motion?
Bambi: not anymore man! LOL
LLANWYDD: put this blimp down and let me off!
ah,clem: no, our isp in in williamsburg
Principalpoop: what? my nose or your nose, who nose?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Clem is demonstrating Cololnial type pod casting
||||||||| Mister Motion rushes off, saying "10:14 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Mudhead: how do I know where I am?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts TweenoTheMindbogglet into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:14 PM, then departs.
Dr. Headphones: mr motion took a vow of silence?
Bambi: yep, and that's where nino gets his info :-)
||||||||| At 10:14 PM, TweenoTheMindbogglet hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Outside, the 10:14 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving TweenoTheMindboggler coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bambi: hi Tweeny
Dexter Fong: Tweeno
LLANWYDD: could be, who nose. It's only just out of reach, down a....
Honey Sanchez: knot eye, poop
Principalpoop: nino nosal
boney: Nino says you're in Stamford, Conn, Mudhead.
TweenoTheMindboggler: Typing skills not up to par this evening. Lo' everyone...
LLANWYDD: hey tween
Bambi: Tweeny the mind bogglet lol
Principalpoop: hola tween
Honey Sanchez: hbowdy tween
Dr. Headphones: howdy, austin
Mudhead: hmmm, how wrong
boney: Goshen
boney: Just guessing
Principalpoop tickles bambi
cease: land o.
Honey Sanchez: lawdy!
Dr. Headphones: watch out, poop, i hear she likes that
TweenoTheMindboggler: Nino has the wrong city for me. Must be where the server is...
Principalpoop: hole lotta love
cease: civilization?
Bambi laughs hysterically ... I am too ticklish! LOL
Principalpoop: oh, server, bring us another round of drinks
||||||||| 10:16 PM: Bubbas... On A Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
boney: how can you be in two places at once?
Dexter Fong: Well tickle me Elmo and call me purple
TweenoTheMindboggler: Hey Bubba...
Bubbas... On A Brain: Hey, all!
Honey Sanchez: watch out he is cranky tonight, poop
Dr. Headphones: hey bubba, howzitgoin?
cease: follow in your foot as we learn our next 3 words in Ticklish
Bambi: wb Bubba
boney: when everybody knows this is nowhere
Principalpoop: hehe she is ticklish hehe goosey too I bet
Honey Sanchez: hi bubba
LLANWYDD: howdy bub
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
Hemlock Stones: (Stones stands by roadside in Mundelein, Illinois trying to hitch a lift out)
cease: hey bub
Principalpoop: bubba on a braon?
TweenoTheMindboggler: This is your brain on Bubba...
Principalpoop: brain even
||||||||| Catherwood escorts klokwkdog in through the front door at 10:17 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: i listened to overdrive today
Bubbas... On A Brain: Wazzup, wazreal?
Dexter Fong: Hi Klok
Dr. Headphones: where the hell IS mundelein, il?
klokwkdog: hey everyone
LLANWYDD: hey klok!
Bambi: hey Klok!
Hemlock Stones: Hi Klok
Dr. Headphones: hey klok
Principalpoop: click clok
klokwkdog: bachman-turner, cat?
TweenoTheMindboggler: Ruff...
Honey Sanchez: hi klok
cease: did you read mark time's complaint about it on alt.ft?
Bubbas... On A Brain: You got bubba in my brain...you got brain in my bubba!
LLANWYDD: mundelein?
Honey Sanchez: yeah where the heck is that ?????
Principalpoop: mundelein? halfway between hellmouth and duckburg
boney: Pontiac Trans Fatty
Hemlock Stones: if you saw this place Llan, you would want out too
Dexter Fong: Puddling Mundelein home
cease: bubba?
Bambi: Pontiac, MI?
boney: GMO
LLANWYDD: do tell, stones
Principalpoop: you have a pontiac bambi? Ford, MI
boney: edible steering wheels
Merlyn: hey dex, I once gave a 78 to Dr. Demento that had paddling madalyn home by ukulele ike
Honey Sanchez: do they all wear lederhosen and slap their thighs there, stones??
Bubbas... On A Brain: yes...
Bambi: nope... but my Honda was made in the US lol
Hemlock Stones: wellits pretty dark and something smells funny, maybe its the glue factory i passed earlier
LLANWYDD: I never liked Ike's voice
klokwkdog: What's the thread, Cat? I can't find a post by Mark Time on http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
Dr. Headphones: i was on the ford freeway in detroit this morning
Dexter Fong: Merl: That was my inspiration, for what it was worth =))
Bubbas... On A Brain: cat?
Principalpoop: lots of abandoned cars last time I went through detroit
Merlyn: jiminy crickets, llan!
LLANWYDD: not named after Gerald, I'm sure
TweenoTheMindboggler: Sounds like an adventure, Ken.
Dr. Headphones: poop: lots of drivers who abandoned their brains, also
Principalpoop: your thinking of the pasadena bypass
LLANWYDD: Merl, in early musicals he affected a horrible whining voice
Dexter Fong: Lots of abandoned cars stored in seemingly abaondoned warehouses
Bubbas... On A Brain: sorry, cat, what were you asking... I missed part.
Bambi: lots of drivers abandoned their corresponding CDRW drives too ... thanks to rootkits and other DRM
klokwkdog: yeah, Dex, but just try and drive one out without paying!
Merlyn: that was the style then, llan, like wearing onions
klokwkdog: LOL, Bambi
Dr. Headphones: i wear garlic
Dexter Fong: Klok: I have my chauffeur Kato drive it out
Principalpoop: I was picked up the police as a commie organizer 3 times, for some reason talking to me, they all let me go
klokwkdog: Ken -- drivers? brains? You have very unrealistic expectations
Bambi smiles
LLANWYDD: wearing onions? must have been before my time
boney: the Pasadena quadruple bypass
Dr. Headphones: never been bitten by a vampire. it woiks!
Hemlock Stones: my Sony BMG broke down just west of Doomrot, Bambi
Bambi: LOL Stones
Merlyn: according to grampa simpson, "we all wore an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time"
Principalpoop: ticks or those other things, wait it will come to me
Dexter Fong: Goonrat? Stones?
ah,clem: ...
Principalpoop: leeches, clorius leechman
cease: mark time was bitching about the sound in overdrive
klokwkdog: Poop -- obviously you were up to no good. If you'd done a better job, the President of these United States wouldn't be named Schickelgruber
LLANWYDD: what's my next step to be?
cease: i got it in my email box today
Hemlock Stones: well its did smell like it but vandals and hooligans had graphitoed the sign
cease: from google groups, i think
boney: Archibald Leechman
cease: it wasnt email addressed to me from mark
Principalpoop: the fox trot llan
cease: i listeneed to it and didnt notice the problem
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:24 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Bunnyboy: hiyez
cease: fuck, i was there and didnt notice the problem
LLANWYDD: what's your favorite archie leach film?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Dr. Headphones: speaking of foxes, i saw a coyote in s. indiana the other day
Honey Sanchez: hila bunny
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Dr. Headphones: hi, bun
TweenoTheMindboggler: yo, Bun
cease: you say the word fuck and Bunny appears
LLANWYDD: mine is "Suspicion"
cease: is that why the bunny is the symbol of easter?
Dexter Fong: Kend: We had a coyote running around Central Park last week
Principalpoop: illegal emmigrunt or a real wild dog?
TweenoTheMindboggler: Didn't know they were in that part of the country, Dr. H.
Hemlock Stones: Did it keep good time Dexter ?
Honey Sanchez: i saw that dex the tranquilized it
Bambi: hi Bunny
Dr. Headphones: dex: i understand there are lots of strange things in central park
boney: Gunga Din
cease: nurgie films
Bubbas... On A Brain: which firesign newsgroup, cat?
LLANWYDD: how did he get there dex?
Bunnyboy: NORTH BY NORTHWEST is plenty cool. Ooh! I know! NOTORIOUS!
klokwkdog: This former Miss America runner-up, oddly enough, is perhaps best remembered (in film, at least) as the hideously ugly Frau Blucher
Principalpoop: did gunga really?
cease: ok i'll go find it
Dexter Fong: Stones: It was doing a solid 4-4 Fox Trot
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: i didn't either. had never seen one outside of cartoons and pictures, but this one was certainly not a dog or wolf
Principalpoop: ugly enough
Merlyn: [fx: distant whinny]
Dexter Fong: llan: Came down from westchester County..on foot
Hemlock Stones: it was just putting on the dog Dex
boney: Arsenic and Old Lace. "I'm the son of a sea cook!"
Bunnyboy pushes the rock, and runs
LLANWYDD: here in ticonderoga we'll get a moose running around town once in a while
Principalpoop: ahh whinny and her sister phinney
klokwkdog: Dex -- I understand they tend to become overweight eating all the scraps from those tony Manhattan eateries; I guess one finally took its doctor's advice...
Principalpoop: arsenic and old lace, have not seen that in years
cease: And that's not all:
Bambi: uh, oh! Now you've done it Bunny! You weren't supposed to touch that stone! lol
Dr. Headphones: poop: good movie
LLANWYDD: he didn't get stuck in traffic, dex?
cease: no i guess i cant cut and paste an article here
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 10:26 PM.
Principalpoop: hello E
TweenoTheMindboggler: Evenin' E...
Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, full house tonight!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Most of em are into Sushi these days..they're very fashion conscious
Dr. Headphones: howdy e
Principalpoop: thumpa thumpa thumpa E
Bambi: hi Elayne!
cease: its chromium switch on yahoo groups
Honey Sanchez: hi E
cease: hey el
TweenoTheMindboggler: Standing room only in the waiting room.
Principalpoop: any relation to the werewolfs of london? and his hair was perfect
Hemlock Stones: Hands out the Fugu
Dr. Headphones: dex: speaking of sushi, heard piece on radio about shortage of real wasabi, they now use horseradish and dye it green (faith and begorrah!)
Bunnyboy: cut and paste an article
LLANWYDD: I appeared in "Arsenic and Old Bags" years ago.
Bunnyboy: here
Bunnyboy: Worked like a charm!
Principalpoop: bags?
boney: I was on the Arsenic Hall show
Bunnyboy: lo El
LLANWYDD: I played one of the cops
Honey Sanchez: lol boney
Principalpoop: bags was the dog in the national lampoon cartoon
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Honey Sanchez: they called him bags he was just a cur.....
Principalpoop: which one llan, had you written a play?
Bunnyboy: Elayne: Emerald City Comicon is this weekend. Any of yer friends there this year?
LLANWYDD: that one, pp
Elayne: Yes Bunnyboy, look for Laura Gjovaag. I think her sister may be accompanying her.
Principalpoop: bingo, what do I win? gimme gimme gimme
Hemlock Stones: (still waiting for a lift )
LLANWYDD: did it with a real heavy Brooklyn accent
Dr. Headphones: whatever happened to arsenio hall?
Bambi: brb
boney: My live-in shrink asks that I tell you that I wasn't really on the Arsenic Hall show.
Elayne: Laura's my blog "techie," she always helps me out when I'm having template problems.
Principalpoop: stick your thumb up higher stones
Elayne: http://realtegan.blogspot.com/
Dr. Headphones: when i have template problems, i switch to a saucer
cease: hey el. thanks for evanier blog
boney: Demands that I tell you
cease: i wrote to him
Principalpoop: ok bambi, go find arsenio
Hemlock Stones: thanks for the advice PP
Honey Sanchez: show a little leg, hemlock
Principalpoop: I look for a dish
Elayne: Mark's a very interesting writer, Cat. I think he's worked with Proctor (he works with a lot of voice actors) but he keeps telling me he doesn't remember him.
cease: notcied the thing about skidoo. stunningly bad flick i unfortnately boughtr on dvd cuz krassner has a tale about it
Bunnyboy: I give my Roman Thumbs Up to the movie version of V FOR VENDETTA.
klokwkdog: Ken -- the networks have a quota on funny black men and he had to give way for Chris Rock or something
LLANWYDD: evanier blog? That's a strange name. Is it Norwegian?
cease: doing acid with groucho in prep for it
Hemlock Stones: i think the wind is from the North East
Elayne: He knows just about everyone in Hollywood though... really amazingly connected guy.
Principalpoop: 23 skidoo, oops inflation 24
boney: My live-in shrink demands that I tell you... Never mind.
Bunnyboy: That said, I just started reading the original...
cease: lived al lhis life in la, it sounds like. he should know its hamburgers much better than i
Elayne: http://www.newsfromme.com/
boney: V FOR VOLKSWAGEN JETTA... Product placement
Dr. Headphones: boney: is that a live-in as in "the voice in my head"?
Principalpoop: tell me never what?
cease: i referenced the canadian invention and my riff on it in neal amid in my email to him
cease: he likely know niether
boney: No, she's real. The SO is a licensed psychotherapist
cease: doe she know who you are?
Bunnyboy: Evanier has some great anecdotes online about a session he produced with Mel Blanc.
Principalpoop: somebody nose
Dr. Headphones: wow! i'm not sure if it's a benefit or not. i can't imagine living with someone who could anaylze me behind my back
cease: i lok forward to exploring his site
Principalpoop: the schnifter, he was george tirebiter
LLANWYDD: canadian invention? Don't tell me. Let me guess. Ginger Ale?
Hemlock Stones: (crosses road and trys hitching in other direction)
cease: sounds like a less successful but just as anecdotefulll sam longoria
Dr. Headphones: anyone here familiar with the reduced shakespeare company? i heard their version of the bible the other day on radio. hilarious!
cease: skidoos
Principalpoop: ginger is sick? give her a 7up, straight
Dexter Fong: Kend: I know em
Hemlock Stones: Yes Dr. H, they do the Scottish Play in Ten Minutes
Dr. Headphones: dex: as in personally? funny guys from what i heard
cease: neilsons score for the flick cancel sout al lthe goo d songs he wrote
klokwkdog: Ken -- I'm glad the little people finally have a troupe of their own
cease: even his singing fred neal
Elayne: Proctor loves the Reduced Shakespeare Co, I think I first heard about it from him.
Dexter Fong: Kend: KNow "of" them
cease: i saw their special on pbs
Bunnyboy: boney: Check out the shameless 8-plate ad blitz included in the new KING KONG DVD set. Cripes! Only ONE of the ads has even a marginal connection to the movie...and it's a vehicle! "Member of the crew", my dimpled patoot!
cease: freineds of procs, eh, el?
Dr. Headphones: their version of the new testament: 1) love god; 2) love your neighbor; 3) all you women shut up and obey your husbands since you caused all the sin in the world
cease: he mentioned that on one ofhis planets
Elayne: I don't know if they're friends of his, Cat. Prolly are.
Hemlock Stones: http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/hollywood-uk.html
Principalpoop: make a sign hemlock, where are you going? SF? DC? LA? FR? BH? PD?
klokwkdog: Hemlock - the "Scottish Play"? Holy witches brew! Do they use the "Canadian Invention"?
cease: well in thje general sense, el. like us
Dr. Headphones: against the law in UK to say "macbeth"?
Hemlock Stones: anywhere please PP, just get me out of here
cease: amongst the millions hes hung out with atr some point
Bunnyboy: Reduced Shakespeare Company has several touring groups. Sorta like Blue Man.
Honey Sanchez: hemlock if you can make it close to Albuquerque, make a wrong turn and i will pick you up
cease: i met him thru you, el
Hemlock Stones: not against the law but considered bad luck amongst all Shakespearian actors, as is whistling in a theater
klokwkdog: "there's only 2000 real people in the world. all the rest are just bad special effects"
Dr. Headphones: honey: how long did it take you to learn to spell alb, nm?
Bunnyboy: Come to think of it...you've never seen them photographed together, have you?
Bubbas... On A Brain: Blue Shakespeare Group?
Elayne: We all meet each other through each other, Cat.
Honey Sanchez: decades
boney: hello Elayne
Principalpoop: sorry, submit a request in triplicate to merlyn, george bush and the NSA
LLANWYDD: one thing you rarely hear about is shakespeare's "Antarctic Play"
Bunnyboy: Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre has a reunion DVD out.
cease: before i found the first alt ft and then contacted you and packer, i didnt know there were any othger firefans
TweenoTheMindboggler: Good one, Klok ;-)
cease: i didnt even know of several of their albums
klokwkdog: yeah, like the forgettable movie, Scotland, PA
Elayne: Hi boney!
Hemlock Stones: it was considered very cool Llanwydd
Dr. Headphones: llan: penguins don't like iambic pentameter
LLANWYDD: I know of a Scotrun, PA
Elayne: GOod lord, Duck's Breath has reunited again?
Merlyn: I should get that DBMT DVD
Elayne: I'm so old I don't even remember them breaking up.
boney: The most forgettable movie I've ever seen is... is... Damn.
Merlyn: I might pop back later tonight, going to play computer games now.
LLANWYDD: true, kend
Merlyn waves
||||||||| At 10:38 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dr. Headphones: e: duck breath now uses listerine
Hemlock Stones: thanks for that Honey
Dexter Fong: Elayne: They didn't so much break up as fade away
cease: they prefer penguameter
Bunnyboy: Elayne: I think it was a one-shot.
Principalpoop: orc on your left Merlyn, just kidding
Hemlock Stones: ok Merlyn, take off some heads for me too
Dr. Headphones: lol, cat!
Elayne: I thought Merle Kessler had died of terminal cynicism years ago.
boney: Duck's Breath?! Tell me more!
Principalpoop: behind bill boney
LLANWYDD: will be afk for 10
klokwkdog: llanwydd -- if you look east of Lancaster, you'll see the Germans had a good sense of humor as the town names are things like Bird In Hand, Blue Ball, Intercourse, etc.
klokwkdog: Lancaster, PA, that is
Dr. Headphones: well, i'm yawning again, can get another 90 min or sleep or so before getting up at midnight for work at 130am. toodle-ooh, dear friends
Bunnyboy: It's on a small label. Riverbend Entertainment.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:39 PM and Johnny Piano bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Hemlock Stones: Elayne, Old cynics never die, they stick around so they can say .. I told you so !
Principalpoop: burt or eliza lancaster?
klokwkdog: have a good day, Ken
Dexter Fong: Drive safe Kend^
Johnny Piano: Halloo - what haps about?
Honey Sanchez: night dr headphones
TweenoTheMindboggler: Happy trails, Ken...
Dr. Headphones: hello and goodbye, jp, i'm off to bed-again
klokwkdog: great to have you here tonight!
TweenoTheMindboggler: Hi JP...
Dexter Fong: Hey JP
||||||||| At 10:40 PM, Dr. Headphones hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
klokwkdog: hey, JP
cease: at his piano again
Johnny Piano: Sorry I missed you, Ken...maybe next time
Principalpoop: drive safe Dr
Elayne: Here's a Duck's Breath spinoff: http://www.drscience.com/
Principalpoop: hello JP
cease: off you truck, kend
Johnny Piano: Duck's Breath...I have that album
Elayne: Here's a good overview: http://www.drscience.com/ducks.htm
Bunnyboy: Oh, here's that website for the DB DVD:
Elayne: Here's another Duck's Breath spinoff: http://www.ianshoales.com/
Bunnyboy: www.riverbendpictures.com
Elayne: Here's an article about the reunion DVD: http://riverbendpictures.com/press/video-titles-/ducks-breath-mystery-theatre/ducks-092105
Principalpoop: open a golf course with all these links, Fore....
Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
Elayne: Heh, I'm the fastest Googler in my neck o' the woods. :)
Principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahhh, clem
Mudhead: IM BACK!!!!
Elayne: Oh, hi Clem!
Elayne: Hi Mudhead!
Johnny Piano: Google racing
Honey Sanchez: wb mudhead
Principalpoop: wb mudhead
Mudhead: whew
Mudhead: ty all
Johnny Piano: Sounds kinda dirty, E
ah,clem :)
Elayne: I should bloody well hope so, Johnny!
Principalpoop: hehe
Johnny Piano: Google me, baby!
ah,clem: ..
boney: The DVD... http://www.drscience.com/store.htm
Dexter Fong: Google me on your big brass bed, till my face turns cherry red
Mudhead: nice seein ya E... hows life inna city?
Hemlock Stones: i bet you say that to all the girls Dexter
Johnny Piano: Mmmm...cherry Google
Dexter Fong: HS: Prefer they say it to me
Elayne: It's spring, Mudhead! The city's actually beautiful!
Hemlock Stones: lol DS
Bunnyboy: It's funny: None of the covers for the Duck's Breath shows are the one I have. Mine has geezers all over it.
boney: Has anyone heard their radio special THE LAST DAYS OF PALM BAY ? How about their movie ZADAR! COW FROM HELL ?
Principalpoop: http://www.mundelein.org/ a luxury condominium is coming soon to the town center, hold on stones
Mudhead: Im thinkin of comin to see the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Cherry Blossom Festival
Hemlock Stones: theres an old geezer lives next to me Bunny
Johnny Piano: There go those cherries again...
cease: i know little ducks breath
TweenoTheMindboggler: Nope, Bone...
cease: have a pbs thing from i htink 84 or 85
cease: very funny
Principalpoop: I have geezers next door, I might as well eat some blue moss too
cease: the god of copying machines, the demons stealing socks
boney: PowerMackerel
Honey Sanchez: hemlock start walkin towards the town center they have a transit center there
Johnny Piano: Hmmm, blue moss and cherries
Principalpoop: stealing socks or steel and glass?
Bunnyboy: Ask Dr. Science. Ian Shoales. My prior experience was all public-radio related.
Hemlock Stones: the street lighting is pants Honey cant see a damn thing
Honey Sanchez: Catherwood, please make me another double moss, please
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez another double moss.
Bunnyboy: There are 2 commentaries. One by the whole crew, one with just "Dr. Science".
Dexter Fong: I have one record album of DBMT..has the sketch on Taconite, and "When girls Collide"
boney: an iPod of Intelligent Undersea Mam-O-Wipes
Elayne: Must dash. Something just came up. Next week all!
||||||||| At 10:49 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bunnyboy: nite Elayne!
Principalpoop: night E
cease: by el
Dexter Fong: Dash away E
Hemlock Stones: byee Elayne
TweenoTheMindboggler: Bye, E...
Johnny Piano: That would be Out Of Season - I just pulled mine out of the ol' wall of vinyl
Johnny Piano: Happy googling, E
Bunnyboy: Was it the Dreaded Beast of Aaaaaarrrggh?
boney: or should I say hello
Principalpoop: dash it all she had to dash on the dot, morse be praised
Bunnyboy: He's all eyes, y'know.
Johnny Piano: And what big eyes he has
Principalpoop: iiiiian is many eyes
Bunnyboy: It bears repeating: The Terry Gilliam Personal Best Monty Python vid is a gem.
Johnny Piano: A little Gilliam goes a long way
Principalpoop: gilliam and the skipper too
Dexter Fong: JP: Just checked, Out of Season is correct
Bunnyboy: Give him an inch, he'll take it to the moon and back.
Honey Sanchez: little buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!
LLANWYDD: I started my garden today. Can you imagine planting a garden in March. Actually I planted a row of corn. tomorrow I'm doing cucumbers
Principalpoop: give him a finger and he takes an arm
Johnny Piano: Wonder if "Tideland" will be released on DVD?
Bunnyboy: Brokeback Island
Principalpoop: pushing your luck llan
Bunnyboy: "Come here, liddle buddy..."
Hemlock Stones: You need a Polytunnel Llanwydd
cease: now we can invent whiz key
Dexter Fong: Two cowboys and only one sheep..What a predicament
Bunnyboy: "*DOOP!*
boney: Humpback Mountain
Bunnyboy: "Thanks a lot, Gilligan!"
LLANWYDD: if there's a killing frost I can always buy more seeds. They're only ten cents a pack
TweenoTheMindboggler: You live out in the country, LL?
klokwkdog: why is llanwydd trying to capitalize on himself?
boney: little butthole
Johnny Piano: No stems, Llan?
Dexter Fong: Tween: He lives in Vermont so yew
Principalpoop: engledink humperbert
||||||||| doctec tiptoes in around 10:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
LLANWYDD: pollytunnel, stones? not familiar
Honey Sanchez: must be the best GMO seeds then, ll
Principalpoop: ahh doc, give me something for my cough
Dexter Fong: Hey DT
LLANWYDD: capitalize? don't get it
Honey Sanchez: hi doctec
doctec: i made it back
Bunnyboy: Dex: No problem. The sheep has 2 paws to stand on, and 2 paws to...ehrm, never mind.
cease: hey!
Hemlock Stones: will get you some info Llanwydd
cease: the tech doc
klokwkdog: llan -- that must be why
Johnny Piano: (yer name is in caps, llan...)
Dexter Fong: Bunny: 2 paws to refresh
boney: Now you know why the marshamallows taste like pork
Principalpoop: boy sheep or girl sheep, oops, forget I asked
doctec: i was here earlier, but had to break for a chez lili feast
klokwkdog: you're back and you're beautiful, DT
Bunnyboy: Sir Tom Jones. Read it and grin.
TweenoTheMindboggler: Really hope Bernie Sanders gets elected to the Senate. Love to hear him interviewed by Thom Hartmann on Friday's "Brunch With Bernie". The man makes alot of sense.
cease: we have all been here before
LLANWYDD: oh, now I get it
Bunnyboy: hiya doc!
Johnny Piano: chez lili, chez lili, chez lo
Hemlock Stones: here ya go Llan http://www.firsttunnels.co.uk/
doctec: klok: i'd like to think so
boney: DocTec, what did you think of your thilling two month tour of the WELL? No need to thank me.
cease: quoth csn
doctec: pp: for your cough? hmm.... don't take any wooden nickels?
boney: thrilling
LLANWYDD: actually I am not in VT but only 5 or so miles away
Hemlock Stones: much cheaper and easie to erect than a greenhouse
cease: how is the new business venture, doc?
Principalpoop: I wooden do that but ok
Bambi: ah, back again now ... just had dinner ... eggs and biscuits :-)
LLANWYDD: thanks a million stones
Principalpoop: yum bambi
doctec: boney: a thousand apologies, i have been so wrapped up in lodestone ecommerce programming that i have had little time for recreational social computing
Johnny Piano: Were those eggs beaten?
doctec: please forgive me
Bambi: hi Johnny and doctec (hi to lili!)
TweenoTheMindboggler: Inverting the meal schedules, Bambi?
Hemlock Stones: if you get the polythene and some hoops you can make your own really cheaply
boney: Too late now. It expired.
klokwkdog: llan -- well if things get bad in the States, you can always escape across the border to the People's Republic of Vermont
LLANWYDD: sounds delicious, bambi. I just made french toast with wheat bread
Johnny Piano: Hi Bambi!
doctec: i am stil at it, i thought i would have had all this work wrapped up by now
cease: i hope lodestone is paying you well, doc
Bambi: nope...fried, not shaken ;-) ... half were broken intentionally
Bunnyboy: I wish I could get away with breakfast foods for dinner. Fortunately (and unfortunately), my mate craves greens.
Bambi -)
klokwkdog: the rest of us will probably end up in internment camps (or worse) based on our very words here
doctec: cat: i hope so too :)
cease: she eats golf courses?
Principalpoop: yum hard eggs with broken yolks, I was the youngest and grew up eating those
doctec: thing is, terms were left a little loosey goosey
Johnny Piano: Whole new concept to puttering around in the kitchen
LLANWYDD: for me the yolk must be soft. poached is best
cease: better foie gras than folly
klokwkdog: cat -- is the golf course before the dessert or after the appetizer? I flunked cotillion
doctec: ... partly because it's lodestone, partly because this gives me a way to re-sharpen rusty programming skills
Principalpoop: dip toast into it yum again
cease: i actually attended one. hideous expereince
boney: a GMO two seater lawnmowerthat actually eats the grass
Bunnyboy: Speaking of, I better get ready to feed my hard-working babydoll. I'll be cutting out in mere moments.
Johnny Piano: I prefer sandwedges
doctec: gonna need to be back in the programming groove for the job hunt, working on this relatively small scale ecommerce gig has helped very much in this regard
boney: lawnmower
klokwkdog: have a good evening, Bunnyboy
TweenoTheMindboggler: Using PERL, Doc?
cease: only good memory of those days was ducking out into the parking lots with the cool kids and listening to the pirates beat yanks in 1960- world series
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny, easter is coming soon
doctec: yes tween
cease: good news, doc
Johnny Piano: Cheers, Bunny
Hemlock Stones: Boney, be careful of the new GM grass that actually eats the lawnmower !
TweenoTheMindboggler: Bye, Bun...
LLANWYDD: catherwood brings johnny piano a wedge of sand
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to LLANWYDD and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Bambi: with fried ... white must be done, yolk soft for me .. unless it will be in sandwich ... which I intended with the biscuts
doctec: have also done a little pgp for the local mensa chapter as well (pro bono, alas)
Bunnyboy: Don't forget to cheat your clocks, folks!
Bambi: knit one, perl two...
cease: alas
Johnny Piano: Ah, some grit for my gizzard!
Honey Sanchez: spring forward fall back
cease: speaking oif lasses, how is lili?
klokwkdog is absolutely clueless when faced with lobster tools or marrow forks and all that ritzy accoutrements of fine dining
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubbas... On A Brain - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: mensa? I didn't know you were jewish, shaloam
boney: I'm worried about the GMO grass that makes every shot a hole in one
Dexter Fong: ...and Loch Ness
LLANWYDD: not that I mind scrambled but if it is, I have to have a dab of ketchup
cease: i think bubba fainted when i mentioned paying you, doc
doctec: lili had a 'revision survery' last thursday to remove some scar tissue - we had to be at the surgical center at 6:30am, which is why i slept thru last week's chat
LLANWYDD: mensa and shiksa
Dexter Fong: Cat: lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: just play with the little hammer until you can you a regular fork on the remnants
Johnny Piano: Fainted? It said he's dead!
Hemlock Stones: you can lose a lot of golf balls nowadays Boney
Bunnyboy: Yeah, Bubba like Paul Dooley in BREAKING AWAY.
Bunnyboy: "REFUND?!? REFUND?!?"
Johnny Piano: Cripes, Catherwood! You are 90 minutes fast!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Johnny Piano and inquires "Did you want me?"
TweenoTheMindboggler: Things going well, Doc?
cease: yes but he'llbe alive again for next week's episode
Bunnyboy: I gotta go. Best to all!
||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Bunnyboy rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Johnny Piano: Doctor Memory?
klokwkdog: I missed the first hour of three Late Junctions this week before I realized that Britain went on Summer Time last Sunday :-(
Bambi: my favorite is omelette with sauteed onion, green pepper, cheese, bacon or ham
cease: same to mrs bun
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Hemlock Stones: byee Bunny
Honey Sanchez: adios bunnyboy
Bambi: night Bunny!
doctec: reasonably well, tween - just need to wrap up this ecom gig this week, i have more backed-up projects to complete in the next month or so
Principalpoop: western omelet yum
LLANWYDD: I live very near a golf course and every time I walk past it I find golf balls on the side of the road. I usually bring them home
Bambi: and Mrs. Bunny who loves her greens
klokwkdog: And New Zealand goes off summer time weekend after next I think. It's so confusing :-(
cease: half the population of tacoma killed there. be careful, bunny
Dexter Fong: Considering last weeks failure to find a parking spot with resultant too early rising, I'm headed out to try again...bye to those departing..later for those remaining
Principalpoop: what are you doing with your balls llan?
boney: with GMO grass, lost golf balls will be waiting at the clubhouse for you. And the lawmower composts itself. Tell that to your snooty liberal green neighbors.
cease: thanks for sparing time for seemreal.com and the bitsite doc
klokwkdog: better gluck this time, Dex
cease: did you see the bitsite email i forwarded you yesterday?
doctec: cat: the least i can do, really
Johnny Piano: Poop, don'tcha think that's a rather personal question?
Hemlock Stones: A lot of caddies disappeared mysteriously Bunny, they are still searching
boney: lawmower?
doctec: i tweaked your mail form too, so it can't be hacked
boney: Laws of Nature, I guess.
Bambi: yep ... yumm for sure princep ... those western omelette's are great
Johnny Piano: It's the gophers
cease: good news, doc
doctec: ca: yes i did, what a nice message
Principalpoop: arnold palmer's wife kissed his balls for good luck before every match
Bambi: couldn't remember for sure if it was western or the other one with cheese
Bambi: denver?
klokwkdog: Doctec -- Speaking of getting hacked, did you see that thing about Tuttle, OK
cease: isnt that wonderful?
klokwkdog: ?
Johnny Piano: Lucky Arnie
cease: almost 8 years dead and she's still inspring the living
boney: green balls, green caddy, green golfcart
Principalpoop: mice have small balls because most of them cannot dance
doctec: klok: yeah, what a maroon!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:04 PM and Porgie sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: lol poop
Honey Sanchez: hi porgie
Principalpoop: a spy and girl delighter
Bambi: that was so funny about tuttle lol
doctec: cat: as she will continue to do, i'm sure
Mudhead: im fadin out again
Porgie: Anybody body got a grape peeler?
Hemlock Stones: hi Porgie
Bambi: hi porgie
TweenoTheMindboggler: Hey Porge...
klokwkdog: now he's emailed The Register and complained that they made him look like an idiot...
boney: the caddy is a genetically altered pig.
Johnny Piano: Stand tall, Porge
Mudhead: Hiya Pogie
Porgie: just a STUDENT LIKE YOU
Porgie: sorry about the caps
Principalpoop: like me?
cease: contact high
Bambi: yes, actually we do ... it's a cockatiel named Yoda! (grape peeler LOL)
Porgie: what we listening to?
doctec: klok: as if he needed ANY HELP (looking like an idiot...)
Bambi: the register made him look like an idiot? I think he did that all by himself.
Porgie: the beatles
klokwkdog: Porgie -- Dear Friends
Principalpoop: do you want to nose a secret?
Porgie: thanks
Bambi: Deputy Dan at the moment ;-)
boney: Eat him at the clubhouse after a few rounds.
doctec: i small a rat...
Mudhead: how big?
klokwkdog: yeah, he digs himself in deeper every time
Principalpoop: yes, and he has my script
LLANWYDD: has he got your script?
cease: wasnt micky supposed to be a rat originally?
Porgie: sounds cheesy
boney: porg
Principalpoop: he was
Honey Sanchez: mickey rat is a rat
klokwkdog: cat -- somebody else got the part
Porgie: yes boney?
Johnny Piano: (affecting Scouse accent) Oh, it's George
Bambi: yes, he should be apologizing to centOS ... and nobody needs to apologize to that bozo
boney: say yes instead of knowing it all
Principalpoop: you dirty rat, tap tap tap, (jimmy cagney imitation with dancing)
Porgie: Bambi did my pic get posted to rouges gallery
cease: rat in a box? they'll fry what you wont touch
doctec: i knew it all once...
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
Hemlock Stones: the Rat was moonlighting as president i heard
Bambi: rouges gallery?
Honey Sanchez: just once, doc?
doctec: now i just know it once.
Hemlock Stones: wfe have a Gerbil over here
Johnny Piano: (affecting Scouse accent) Oh, it's George
Porgie: all the FST fans pic page?
Mudhead: oh boy, deputy dan
Porgie: isn't that your deal?
boney: the golfcart conditions the fairway, teaching it to remember your every slice
doctec: porge: no, it's merlyn's
klokwkdog: Porgie -- no, if you go to the main page of the House of Representatives is what I think Bambi is referring to
Porgie: you have violated robots rules of order
Principalpoop: that is not a gerbil, that is hamster, clean your glasses
Porgie: I thought I emailed the pic to bambi?
Porgie: thanks
Bambi: don't know porgie ... look at least week's cheese log ... and if Merlyn got it, I am sure it'll be there as soon as he can get to it, if he hasn't already
doctec: np
Hemlock Stones: yes PP i think you may be correct
klokwkdog: we changed a hamster into a gerbil in biology class in the '60s, but you can't do things like that now
doctec: are they still burning those cheese logs?
Principalpoop: maybe you sent the wrong photo to bambi and the photo you sent to online personal ads
Mudhead: well, u can
Bambi: not to me Porgie ... I don't do the website on FST, Merlyn is the Wizard of FST :-)
Johnny Piano: Mmmm, flaming cheese logs
Principalpoop: roquefort files, jim gardner was good
boney: your caddy is served with cheese logs, guaranteed prion free, with good fat and cholesterol.
Principalpoop: but angel was the cheesiest
doctec: ell dee ell?
Johnny Piano: But I ordered the combo
Principalpoop: I want extra prions
doctec: or ache dee ell?
boney: with only good fat and no cholesterol... Something like that.
doctec: re-infused polymonotransunsaturated fat
ah,clem: ...
Hemlock Stones: hands PP a BSE Burger with Fried Brains
doctec: only the best for my arteries!
Principalpoop: more sugar!
cease: how you can type that word is beyond me
||||||||| "11:13 PM? 11:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bightrethighrehighre should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bightrethighrehighre enters and sits on the couch.
TweenoTheMindboggler: Hi B...
Principalpoop: hey big
cease: you need a shorter name, big
Bightrethighrehighre: ....more pork....!!!
Johnny Piano: Try 9:45, you lame butler.
Bambi: hi big
cease: how about B
Honey Sanchez: b hi
boney: refried beans with ego lard
Bightrethighrehighre: Cease- let's stick w/ "Big"....
cease: its da beez and the spied hers again
doctec: cat: getting back into perl programming has definitely improved my typing of late!
Bambi: what time is it oh, run away clocker, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:15 PM"
Johnny Piano: Oops, that's 10:45...est
Principalpoop: rerererefried beans and fritos
boney: butterball golf ball cleaner
cease: size-ist!
Mudhead: ahhh, its late, its late...im gonna take off, g'night Dear Friends
Bightrethighrehighre: anyway, about that pork....
Bightrethighrehighre: http://www.toptips.com/debtclock.html
doctec: nite muddy
Principalpoop: night mudhead
TweenoTheMindboggler: Bye, Mud...
Johnny Piano: Good nite, Mr. Head
boney: it's in everybody's eggs
||||||||| 11:15 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog: bye Mudhead
Honey Sanchez: nite mud
Bightrethighrehighre: now, put THAT on my tab....!!
Bambi: night Mudhead
cease: those arent eggs. they're future republicans
LLANWYDD: I see I've gone gray
boney: Muddy Walter. He was an anchor. He was a MAN.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:16 PM and Dave... steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bightrethighrehighre: hello, g bye , Mudhead....
TweenoTheMindboggler: The debt clock is pretty scary. And after Clinton left office with a huge surplus.
Dave...: hi guys
LLANWYDD: this is walter
Johnny Piano: Walter Concrete?
cease: oh blinding light
Bambi: hi Dave
cease: oh lkight that blinds
TweenoTheMindboggler: Hello, Dave...
doctec: i mentioned this link earlier, will mention it again - http://www.thepaincomics.com/
cease: oh its dave
Hemlock Stones: OK Gazz Guys and otherwise, its nearly 5 AM here now so i better say goodbye before i fall over
Principalpoop: haze gray and away as we said in the navyaaaa
Dave...: I am back from CA and KY, both went very well
Johnny Piano: Hey Dave
Principalpoop: hi dave
LLANWYDD: you know the word krankheit means illness?
doctec: be sure to read the "artist's statement" at the bottom of each comic - riveting
Johnny Piano: Nite Stones
Bambi: night Stones! sleep well
TweenoTheMindboggler: Have a good one, Stones...
Principalpoop: sleep well hemlock
Honey Sanchez: hi dave, bye all i got a boatload of tamales to wrap and im tired hasta lumbego
Principalpoop: have a super week
LLANWYDD: nite stones
Bambi: night Honey!
TweenoTheMindboggler: What were you doing in KY, Dave?
Hemlock Stones: thanks for all the fun folks and special thanks to Clem for the audio
Johnny Piano: Sailing the tamale boat again, Honey?
LLANWYDD: hasta next weeka
cease: stones
Principalpoop: ciao bebe honey bonne sante ma amie smoooch
boney: crazy = ill
doctec: also, don't miss http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2006/03/29/notes032906.DTL
Hemlock Stones: have a splendid week everyone
Dave...: and guess what?
cease: hows it going, dave?
Bambi: have a great one!
Principalpoop: chili today hot tamale, the weather forecast
Honey Sanchez: ni night
Dave...: I saw friends in both places
cease: help its the police!
Porgie: i'm fading
LLANWYDD: wrapping tamales? I can't stand those things
Hemlock Stones: good night all
Principalpoop: you won the lottery and are giving all of us 1 million dollars a piece dave?
boney: paranoid + abnormal = paranormal
doctec: nite stones
Johnny Piano: Excuse me...you SAW friends, Dave?
doctec: hey dave: THAT'S GREAT NEWS!
TweenoTheMindboggler: Cool, Dave...
LLANWYDD: you'll never get used to the taste of Alpo, Dave
Porgie: no I have a friend who is a para legal
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:19 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Hemlock Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Johnny Piano: Well, bow wow wow, yippee-yo...very cool!
doctec: i've been guided by dog's voices for years (hey, it worked for berkowitz...)
Bambi: were they Dear Friends? .. smile
doctec: (after a fashion that is)
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Stickman disembarks at 11:20 PM.
Principalpoop: hey stick
cease: doc have you heard new mexican overrive?
Porgie: he is almost an attorney
LLANWYDD: welcome back, stick!
Johnny Piano: Doc, read "The Ultimate Evil" by Maury Terry...fascinating
TweenoTheMindboggler: Evenin' Stick...
boney: German Shep or Lab?
Bambi: could you say it again Dave ... it rolled up before I read it :-(
Porgie: that means I'm almost normal
cease: i had jusdt bo ught my dat recordere but unforutnatley taped the other show on the bill
klokwkdog: you missed Elayne, S
Stickman: Hiya kids.
cease: which soon after came out as then cassettte, later cd
Bambi: did you get your canine friend already??
Porgie: paranormal
doctec: hey stickman - you ever see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251415/ ?
cease: this is new and the sound is great i think
Johnny Piano: Stickin' it out, Stick?
cease: you can hear fumiyo and i laughing in the background
Stickman: I've got stick-to-it-ivness.
Bambi: hi Stickman
doctec: gotta stick young if you're ever gonna start out
Stickman: Lemme Chech this out. BRB
Dave...: wait what is this Cat?
doctec: cat: bubba played me bits of overdrive while i was in bloomington last month - great stuff
Stickman: hehe Never heard of it but it looks awesomely bad.
cease: i onoly listend to it in backgournd as i did other things, just listening for whar mark time was complaiong about
LLANWYDD: cheech this out?
||||||||| boney leaves at 11:23 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: but the whole idea of the play is the destructive sound. mark was in the audinece, i thjought.
cease: that was the night we were on ossman's radio show with phil and melinda
LLANWYDD: some people get to check out of here without dying
cease: i should post pix of that night on the www.seemreal.com site
klokwkdog: Stickman -- background: DT is a hopeless pool shark. They can't do anything for him. In season, he even abandons this chat to play pool
cease: really have to learn to do this myself, i cant ask you to do this stuff, doc
Stickman: Some people are hopeless.
doctec: fortunately, most weeks 8-ball sessions are limited to monday night league - sometimes however, it eats into other evenings depending on many factors
klokwkdog lost hope long ago
cease: still hoing your pool skills, doc?
Stickman: I can't sleep. There's too much noise out here on Police street.
doctec: cat: send me the pix and a clear directive as to how you want them to appear on the site, i will take care - i am in a groove with web stuff at the moment
TweenoTheMindboggler: Well, I'm in the middle of moving to a new apartment. Got to get some snooze time. Happy trails, everybody...
Johnny Piano: Call up Koolzip
LLANWYDD: its the worst street in town
klokwkdog: this relentless food imagery -- DT, are you on another training diet to improve your shots?
||||||||| TweenoTheMindboggler leaves to catch the 11:26 PM train to Funfun Town.
Stickman: Hoing? Don't you mean Whooring?
Johnny Piano: See ya, Tween
Bambi: night Tweeny!
Principalpoop: is hope the past participle of hip? I am hapless
klokwkdog: doctec -- I have only one word for you: "Backpack"
doctec: cat: wel, my skills seem to come into and the go out of focus - i am working on getting "on stroke" and staying there
doctec: nite tween
Stickman: Stop harping about it!
Johnny Piano: Hipless?
Principalpoop: caw caw caw
LLANWYDD: tween gets to go to funfun town. just watch what happens when I leave. I'll die of the plague
Principalpoop: nighttween
Johnny Piano: Poop, maybe it's just dysplasia
klokwkdog: (the one from 37 Signals)
Dexter Fong: I'm back
Principalpoop: I like dis place, can't be that
Stickman: Isn't that looseness of pants?
Principalpoop: fong is back oh my god fong is finally back
cease: godd to hear you r skills continue to be engaged, doc
Stickman: Dex! Mon Frer.
Johnny Piano: 37 Signals or 57 Wounds
Dexter Fong: Hey Schtick
cease: one goo dtihng about last la trip was that it forced me to do things
klokwkdog: definitely 37 Signals
Principalpoop: how do you get your parenthesisisisisis fong?
cease: just as the tesaching gig led to box of time
Stickman: Back is Beautiful as we used to say in the Solid Sixties!
doctec: cat: maybe someday i will get a smal table for myself - not in the near future though :-/
cease: fumiyo is straing her eyes inscribing "box of time" on each cd label
LLANWYDD: mon frer? Qui est votre frer?
Principalpoop: far out and groovy stick
Johnny Piano: Cat, you speakin' hip-hop talk?
klokwkdog: Poop -- use the drop-down (Send to all) menu to set "I'm Away"
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Click on the arrow next to "Send to all" box and menu comes up, click on "I;m AWay:
cease: i relay have to get som e programmed label i can have the printer make
Principalpoop: damn, that is too easy, I feel stupid, duhhh now
Principalpoop: but thanks :D
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: ok, lili is clamoring for another game of scrabble - i unleashed a monster when i brouhgt the game home from the store one day last november
klokwkdog: cat -- you don't have one of those CD writers that literally burns a label on the CD itself??
doctec: she kicks my butt with frightening regularity
Stickman: That's OK. I feel stupid most of the time.
Principalpoop: ouch honey died
Bambi: don't feel bad princep ... I forget about that too lol
Johnny Piano: I hope it wasn't something in her tamales...
klokwkdog: good luck DT; be sure to lose
Principalpoop: exquisite doc wham
Bambi: lol doc ... have a great game and our best to lili!
cease: what, me spell?
doctec: klok: that woud be the 'lightscribe' burners? i got one of those during the last big staples sales, 15 bucks
Johnny Piano: See ya, DT
Stickman: Tamales make me hot. hehe
Principalpoop: hanks bambi tom
klokwkdog: yeah, DT
klokwkdog: you have to buy special CD-Rs for them
doctec: haven't tried to burn a label yet, it's on my to-do list (behinf 274 other things)
doctec: behind
doctec: anyway you all have a pleasant rest-of-the-chat evening
klokwkdog: problem with printed labels is that they have a nasty habit of coming loose inside someone's player and jamming the works. it's not appreciated
cease: no i shoud be albe to learn this by myslef, doc
Johnny Piano: Yeah, the plain-top CD-Rs, pricey compared to regular
klokwkdog: nite DT
doctec: i'll be here next week
Bambi: lightscribe ... can put your words on the label while burning the CD if I understand it from my reading on it.
LLANWYDD: night doc
doctec: ttfn ttyl and all that ... and ...
Dexter Fong: Night Doc..best to Lili also
Principalpoop: 6 letter word no double no triples, 6 points, pathetic doc
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................
cease: or get the appropriate printer. seems an obvious thing to be able to do
||||||||| doctec says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctec exits at 11:32 PM.
cease: veyrone burns cds and dvds these days
Principalpoop: ciao
cease: doc
klokwkdog: Bambi -- the downside is that they take forever to burn the thing if it's complex
Stickman: Nite Doc
Bightrethighrehighre: Ravi Shankar's coming to town....
LLANWYDD: gotta get me a burner
LLANWYDD: ravi's cool
Johnny Piano: Cool, Biggie. Is Anoushka with him?
Stickman: Pass the Indian Please!
klokwkdog: but the upside is that it is burned right on the CD and can't come lose in your player
Dexter Fong: Gotta get me a bunsen
Bambi: yes, the HP printer and HP lightscribe burner and CDs ... don't know about others.
Bightrethighrehighre: yes, ANOUSHKA!....
LLANWYDD: every time I hear his music I get hungry. I only hear that kind of music when I order curry
Principalpoop: gesundheit
LLANWYDD: a pavlovian response
Stickman: Bless you!
Bightrethighrehighre: at the Mesa Center of the performing arts....
Johnny Piano: Anoushka is not only an outstanding player, but she's damn good looking too
klokwkdog prefers laquer labels applied directly to the CD blank, but you have to pay $3000+ up-front for those.
Bambi: Klok...I don't want one ... all the HP software for all that are so hoggy lol
Bightrethighrehighre: she's HOT....!!
Principalpoop: mensa not mesa, gosh, how could a mensa forget the n?
Johnny Piano: Hotter than curry, Biggie
klokwkdog: Bambi - I use a black, medium-point Sharpie marker myself
LLANWYDD: magic mensa of minos
Johnny Piano: Same here, Klok (Sharpies)
Bightrethighrehighre: or tofu, for that matter....
Principalpoop: your nose too llan?
Stickman: Sharpies = good
Johnny Piano: Fire = bad
LLANWYDD: king's nose
klokwkdog: fine-point Sharpies suck for CD-R labeling
Dave...: talking to people on the phone about guide dogs, so not saying much I know
Principalpoop: is that the vegetarian tofu or made of pork?
Bambi: Yep ... Sharpies don't take any memory in the computer .. I like that!
Stickman: I put one up each nostril and wait till my brain shuts down.
LLANWYDD: this tofu tastes like pork!
cease: are you hanging out with dogs now, dave?
Johnny Piano: Dave, I want mustard and onions on mine
klokwkdog: Dave -- the people on the phone or you are not participating or the people on the phone are clueless or you are clueless?? i'm confused ;-)
Dexter Fong: I put a Sharpie in each eye...makes everything better than
cease: lol
Principalpoop: say woof woof for me dave, the dog will know what I mean.
LLANWYDD: reminds me of a pink floyd song
Johnny Piano: You speak canine quite well, Pp
Principalpoop: and relish, I relish relish
Bightrethighrehighre: everything tastes like chicken....BAHK....BAHHHHHKKK....!!
Principalpoop: bark bark
Johnny Piano: "Dragged down by the stone..."
Stickman: If Dogs run free, Why not we?
klokwkdog: that's metaphysically absurd, Poop; how can the dog know what you mean?
LLANWYDD: that one, jp
Johnny Piano: Naturally, Llan
Stickman: Doggone it
Porgie: catherwood bring me some cheese
||||||||| Catherwood hands Porgie some cheese.
Principalpoop: ahh you eptistomology show I am right
cease: stickman, did you read dylan's autobi?
Bambi: dogs are empathic ... they sense more than many people can ever say LOL
Stickman: I did not
LLANWYDD: hey porge!
cease: true enought bambi
Porgie: i'm lurlking and listening
klokwkdog: llanwydd -- to a first approximation, everything should remind one of a Pink Floyd song. If one is familiar with their canon
Johnny Piano: Uh-oh, I detect puppy love
Principalpoop: em pha sis
Porgie: check the puppy love meter
LLANWYDD: I don't know the whole canon, but I like some of the really old stuff
Dexter Fong: em pha Xena
Principalpoop: abc its easy as 123
Porgie: half a cannon
Johnny Piano: That didn't o-cur to me!
Dexter Fong: a mortar?
Porgie: ADD is as 124
Principalpoop: I pha zena
Bightrethighrehighre: g night folks....my tired brain hurts from too much autocad-autolisp, probly gonna have nightmares....
Porgie: ADD 124 you and ....who
LLANWYDD: don't know the canon but I know the yashika
Stickman: Zena is hot too
Dexter Fong: Night Bight
Principalpoop: night big
Johnny Piano: Work on that lisp, Biggie
Porgie: don't fire it
Bambi: lol johnny ... well, it's for sure I love dogs ... animals in general, actually ... but dogs are special creatures....pack animals that are so faithful, dedicated and loving. Hard to find with most animals or people LOL
klokwkdog: Dex -- Xena got gonged this week in Auckland. She's let her hair go back to its natural color
Principalpoop: room 222 porgie
klokwkdog: nite Big
Johnny Piano: I can dig it, Bambi - dogs and I get along great.
Principalpoop: woof woof bambi, and do not listen to her root, she is kidding
LLANWYDD: I used to watch room 222
Bightrethighrehighre: Johnny Piano: yethththh!!!...abtholutly....!!
klokwkdog: Big -- keep yourself well-dimensioned and in balance
klokwkdog: llan -- I used to watch Karen Valentine
Johnny Piano: Hey, did Daffy Duck just take over Biggie's post?
Dexter Fong: ..and thmarten up
Stickman: Michael Constatine?
LLANWYDD: whatever happened to Karen?
Principalpoop: theve thmarten?
Principalpoop: cool show
Bightrethighrehighre: setvar=MACnam+that's why he's so mean....
klokwkdog: I think she became an airline pilot
Bambi: lol, princep ... yes, Root is special but that's cuz he's part cat, dog, and monkey LOL
Johnny Piano: Judy Strangis....rrrrrrrrr
Principalpoop: she ws last seen on hollywood squares
Principalpoop: ahh GM root
Bightrethighrehighre: oops....I for got the parenthetheeezzzeeeee....
||||||||| 11:44 PM -- Bightrethighrehighre left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Johnny Piano: Parenthetically speaking...
Principalpoop: steady big, persist
Bambi: night Big!
Porgie: how do you make your voice do that?
Principalpoop: asterix is pronounced how?
Dexter Fong: Aster Ricks
Bambi: ast err isk
Stickman: Night all
Principalpoop: as ter ix or as te rix?
LLANWYDD: that's the risk
klokwkdog: nite Stick
Dexter Fong: Night Stick
Principalpoop: ahhh fighting words
LLANWYDD: nite stickman
Bambi: night Stick!
Principalpoop: beat the stick stick
Johnny Piano: Stuck, Stick!
ah,clem: ...
Porgie: is that a rap?
Johnny Piano: Ah, groovy Jap rock!
Principalpoop: .... yourself ahh, clem
Bambi: ...---...
Porgie: oh it's Chinese
Porgie: they're on the pther side
Johnny Piano: Sounded like they were chanting something about duck sauce
Porgie: other
Principalpoop: A O K, is that right for fill in the blanks bambi?
klokwkdog: anyone heard any Dengue Fever?
Johnny Piano: No, but I've heard Puffy AmiYumi
Principalpoop: that is what you get before you get fengue fever
klokwkdog: dunno who is P-A-Y
LLANWYDD: I saw Dengue Fever at House of Blues
Bambi: princep ... either you need to go back to morse code school ... or I do lol
Principalpoop: something to do with a fugue
klokwkdog: i found some on Winamp library, but it's more Hi-8 video from the crowd instead of anything listenable
Principalpoop: you said SOS or OSO, not sure which lol
klokwkdog: how was it llan?
ah,clem: looked like she had an energency to me
LLANWYDD: pray luud and fugue by Bock
Johnny Piano: Japanese girl duo - songs written and produced by ex-Jellyfish drummer Andy Sturmer
Principalpoop: let her go to the powder room ah, clem
LLANWYDD: just joking klok
Johnny Piano: They have a cartoon show on Cartoon Network
Bambi: same here princep ... kinda dislexic myself so it could be either lol
klokwkdog: they played their "Clouds" rendition on MBE the other day; the Khymer girl doing vocals is really cute
Bambi: ah, there ya go ... clem said I got it right .. SOS
Principalpoop: khymer rouge has a 2 girl band now? gosh the world has changed
ah,clem: was sos
Johnny Piano: SOS? That was a Japanese hit by Pink Lady!
Principalpoop: yes you did bambi
LLANWYDD: I didn't know there was a band called dengue fever. I thought that was a disease that you catch at firesign chat
Porgie: featuring POL POT
Bambi: thought so Clem .. but after princep said that .. wasn't sure LOL
klokwkdog: JP -- don't know much about Japanese pop. Kinda like Ne-Nes and bands that Yoshimi's in
Principalpoop: using an sos pad to clean the egg pan?
Dexter Fong: Attention: Do not smoke the POL pot
Porgie: how 2 asian guys doing backstreet boys?
klokwkdog: there's a writeup on allmusic.com, llan. That's about all I know
Johnny Piano: Kim Jong-Il is so ronery.
Porgie: japanese Indians
Principalpoop: it is a disease here llan, like gloobners disease
Porgie: sounds like Andy Kaufman
Bambi: an SOS pad on the egg pan? that would ruin all the good seasoning ... or at least the silverstone finish ;-)
Principalpoop: kim jong is phat
LLANWYDD: cleans your pol pots and pans like magic!
Principalpoop: alica sold you a pan?
klokwkdog: Dex -- Lucy's honors picture (Xena! We want Xena back!): http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA0603/S00510.htm
LLANWYDD: How il is poor kim jong?
klokwkdog: llan -- ill, of course
Dexter Fong: Ethnic cleansing of your everyday kitchen utensils
Bambi: personally I think we should hang the pots out to wash in the sand storms ... but they don't have sand storms here in VA
Johnny Piano: No more scum on your dishes!
Principalpoop: lucy lawless is a babe in blonde
Porgie: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648
klokwkdog: it's like listening to a boredoms record...
Dexter Fong: Boardrooms recording?
klokwkdog: poop -- I wish she'd dye it back black :-(
Bambi: from japan, yeah, sicily lol
Johnny Piano: I'd like to be behind the board for that
klokwkdog: Bambi -- no sand storms yet
Dexter Fong: JP: Comeon, there's room
Principalpoop: put them on the beach under the volley ball players
Johnny Piano: I'll send over the Kongaroo for ya, Bambi
LLANWYDD: these band names remind me of a list of bands I read in one of george carlin's books. there was the Boris Morris Chorus, Mary Krenwinkle's Revenge, This Band Needs Practice...etc
Bambi: lol johnny
Principalpoop: what was the sad austrailian song
Bambi: would prefer a koala actually
Principalpoop: hang your kangaroo head down bongo
LLANWYDD: tie me koala down, sport
Principalpoop: damn my brain is useless, only good for a hat
Johnny Piano: (Was referring to the Tornado from Boom Dot Bust, certainly not Quantas...)
Bambi: ah, ok ... but I love the animals from ausie country .. many very unique in the world
Principalpoop: I thought the quantas theory was disproved by strings, or mirrors or something
Johnny Piano: You know, I think that Chun King commercial was done by Stan Freberg
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Also they have the most terribly venomous critters anywhere
Principalpoop: hehe platypus hehe
LLANWYDD: Freberg's still around?
Johnny Piano: Oh yeah, Stan is still with us
Bambi: Stan Freberg sure did a lot of great pieces
klokwkdog: alive & kickin', llan
Bambi: don't think so llanwydd
Bambi: is he still klok??
Johnny Piano: Yep, still working in the ad game, ol' Stan
Principalpoop: somebody google lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 12:00 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave... - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Stickman - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: ahh, the orcs did not kill M, hurrah
Johnny Piano: He's been doing commentary on the WB cartoon DVD sets.
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Back from the wars?
LLANWYDD: Ah, now that I think of it I found him doing an internet gig a few years ago
klokwkdog: Bambi -- I was listening to "The Rise of the Mammals" on Radio 4 the other day. It's a fascinating discussion of the dinosaur extinction and along the way has quite a bit of commentary on Australia and marsupials and their halfway system of reproduction. Something about immune system and rejection and pregnancy. It's fascinating.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
LLANWYDD: If I remember right it had to do with OTR
Merlyn: more or less - flying & turning in quests, so it isn't dangerous
||||||||| Outside, the 12:01 AM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Dave... coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dave...: back
Principalpoop: welcome back dave
Dexter Fong: Dave's back
Bambi: yep...he's alive ... according to http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com (turned off images so I could look LOL)
Merlyn: dave enters elliptically
Johnny Piano: Still engrossed in canine conversation, Dave?
klokwkdog: finally out-talked 'em, eh Dave?
Principalpoop: thanks bambi
Bambi: he's 79 years old born 8-7-1926
LLANWYDD: and the hellmouth bus leaves dave in a doud of clust
Principalpoop: dog tired dave?
Merlyn: Stan Freberg did a show a week before Firesign in London, part of the same series
Dave...: no I'm off the phone and just sitting here singing, the people next door have their music pretty loud, which gives me ample room to sing avante-gard stuff, yay!
Bambi: that's great ... glad he's still doing that ... always have enjoyed Stan Freberg
LLANWYDD: I first heard Freberg on Dr. Demento. I thought he was a lot of fun to listen to
Principalpoop: singing the archies dave? hehehe
Bambi: cool Dave ... smile
Johnny Piano: Just remember there are no wrong notes in avant-garde music, Dave
LLANWYDD: I was a dementite when I was a kid
Johnny Piano: Bang shang a lang, bang bang
Merlyn: I was a dementoid
Bambi: being in the scsci crowd has taken on an entirely different meaning in the computer age lol
Merlyn: then an altoid
Dexter Fong: I was a Junior Air Warden when I was a kid
Johnny Piano: I'm an earthoid
Principalpoop: my father called me son
Merlyn: breathing all my junior air, I bet
Dexter Fong: I made sure all the model airplanes were USA types
LLANWYDD: I'm a harold lloyd
Dexter Fong: No Fockers allowed!!
Principalpoop: I am not all here, I guess I am only a hemi-roid
Johnny Piano: Better than a demiroid
Dexter Fong: How about that Barroid Bonds
Principalpoop: you sure about that JP?
Merlyn: you're a harold llanwydd
Principalpoop: quasi-roid
Johnny Piano: Well, look at Ashton and you tell me.
LLANWYDD: good one merlyn
cease: is anyone still here?
Merlyn: which reminds me, I should get all his stuff on DVD
Dave...: oh so tired
cease: guess not
klokwkdog: Dex -- were you an auxiliary in the Ground Observer Corps?
cease: you back in schoolk dave?
Bambi: I'm still here
Dexter Fong: ...I haven't sschlept a wink
cease: i keep forgeting what month it is
Johnny Piano: No, we're just holygrams, Cat
Principalpoop: why are you tired dave? you are young
LLANWYDD: TCM is running a lot of his films in a couple of weeks. I'll be taping
ah,clem: ...
Principalpoop: and curse sir walter raleigh
cease: news item aobut tenn age sleeplessness yest
Dexter Fong: Klok: I was a spotter....before I learned to aim straight
LLANWYDD: stupid get
cease: teens sleep ability changes
Dave...: young in body, not in mind
Johnny Piano: That's "git", Llan
Principalpoop: use adult diapers fong, they work great for me
cease: lksten to body, not mind
LLANWYDD: sounds like a newspaper headline, cat
cease: lol llan
Johnny Piano: Give it a shake afterward, Fong
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Do you have an adult diaper service
Principalpoop: that is all in your mind dave
klokwkdog: I always looked at those people in uniforms, watching the skies with binoculars, on platforms in our schoolyard and worried. Worried a lot.
klokwkdog: they had no sense of humor
Bambi: hopefully it's a good kind of tired ... certainly good news about the guide dog. smile
Principalpoop: yes, instead of a stork carrying babies, I have vultures carrying old folks on my van
Dave...: never have related and don't want to relate to a rather conservitive generation of fat people, hahahahaha
cease: this is really funny
cease: wish id heard htis before i went to japan
LLANWYDD: sounds like rush limbaugh, dave
Porgie: meanwhile back in reality
cease: how do you perceive a fat personk dave?
cease: does its gravity affect you?
Johnny Piano: Conservative and fat....that IS Rush Limbaugh
klokwkdog: we radiate a lot more heat, Cat
Dexter Fong: JP: And really stoned
Bambi: maybe you need to watch Mary Poppins Dave lol
Principalpoop: wait, think of jackie gleason and john candy
klokwkdog: JP -- you're not using enough qualifiers. Try adding "idiot"
Johnny Piano: Oxycontin - hillbilly heroin
Dave...: it does if the person sits right next to me on a plane like they did last week, no usually you can tell by holding someone's arm, if you don't know them very well
cease: watch?
cease: that sounds worth not knowing
Dexter Fong: Dave: YOu put the arm on someone?
LLANWYDD: hillbillies can't afford oxycontin
Principalpoop: oops, you went to new york already, you have your dog? or soon?
Johnny Piano: They can't afford heroin either
Porgie: oxy?
Dexter Fong: Pp: No, Dave just talks on the phone with his dog
Johnny Piano: Talk about your bubblin' crude
Principalpoop: is that the stuff that cleans clothes and carpets?
Dave...: oh man the music next door got turned down, ah fuck them all in this dorm, I'm not too happy with the student population here
klokwkdog always hates flying on packed planes. There's 3 seats in a row and only four armrests
Principalpoop: ok fong
Bambi: Cat ... watching a movie in the mind's eye
Dave...: the dog is in July
cease: firesing is the ultimate vision
klokwkdog: Poop -- esp. useful if you have a pet. It makes its own oxygen and fries stains out of the pile
Principalpoop: that is part of becoming an adult and learning tolerance, tell them in a firm loud voice to suck your, well, toe
cease: notice i can never spell that
cease: or most words
Bambi: imagination is a wonderful thing
cease: you get your dog in july, dave>?
Johnny Piano: Your hands are dyslexic, cat
cease: as compared to lack of imagination, bambi?
Principalpoop: you are dreaming bambi
klokwkdog: Bambi -- but a single spell checker is worth two imaginations any day
cease: hands?
klokwkdog: cat -- they're small, I know
cease: typihg neurons misfire,
Dave...: yes Cat, dog is in Jly
cease: or enter other speling ujniverse
Johnny Piano: Of course the hands - your mind knows what you intended to type
Principalpoop: try to spell it the wrong way and your fingers will relearn the word
Bambi: with two imaginations, you could make your own spellchecker without giving up one imagination
klokwkdog: sukiyaki definitely deserves that send-up
cease: thee may be something worse than japanese music
cease: but it escapes me
Johnny Piano: Dual core imagination - mind by Mac
klokwkdog: Bambi -- most people just seem to "imagine" that what they tipe is speled rite
LLANWYDD: sukiyaki. The best of all japanese cuisine
Principalpoop: 3 imaginations will get you written up in science magazine
klokwkdog: llan -- it is to me
Dave...: I'm one of those people and then realize later than I misspelled something
Principalpoop: I thought sukiyaki was a japanese porn actress
klokwkdog: poop -- she is
Bambi: wat's wrongg wit the spelllng?
Principalpoop: ahh hehe ahhh
klokwkdog: as far as japanese porn goes, I guess
ah,clem: or science fiction magazine...
Johnny Piano: hentai, anybody?
Dexter Fong: Japanese porn go alla way to Kyoto and back
klokwkdog: japanese movies used to be more risque and their porn used to be kinda mild
klokwkdog: don't you mean Edo, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Klok: Sure
Principalpoop: the story in the woods told by each of the participants was wonderful
Dexter Fong: Japanese risky porn go alla way to Edo and back
Dexter Fong: P; Rashoman
Principalpoop: I should write for jeopardy lol
klokwkdog: lots of good floating world "porn", but it's as stylized as the Victorian stuff, very curious
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Porgie - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: super super, yes thanks
Dexter Fong: Pp: What is Rashoman
Dave...: well folks, think I'm gonna hit it, see yall next week, later
Bambi: porgie ... lucky dog .. the plague lol
Principalpoop: fong, but thanks for the porn too
Dexter Fong: Night Dave
Dave...: byebye
||||||||| Dave... leaves at 12:20 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: keep your head up dave
Johnny Piano: Arf, dave
Bambi: night Dave!
Principalpoop: not often the plague
Dexter Fong: Dave goes walkies
cease: dave
Bambi: well, at least Dave went out with a song :-0
Bambi :-)
Johnny Piano: Can't be much fun dating a song...
Principalpoop: the problems are college are real I guess, but looking back, I would take those problems again
Dexter Fong: There are verse things JP
Bambi: happiness has many faces
Bambi: lol
Johnny Piano: Giving birth to a song is another story
Principalpoop: rod stewarts band?
Johnny Piano: Oh, no - here comes the chorus
ah,clem: sounds painful, JP
Johnny Piano: Just remember, when the drums stop it's very very bad...
Principalpoop: giving birth, ahhh the britney spears sculpture hubba hubba
Principalpoop: grand funk railroad had super drum solos
klokwkdog: Poop -- someone needs to make that sculpture smaller, as a bar of soap
Johnny Piano: ahclem, birthing a song is almost as good as sex!
LLANWYDD: well, I have to be leaving. be back in about 140 hours.
Principalpoop: they will
Johnny Piano: Nite, Llan
klokwkdog: nite llan
Dexter Fong: LLAN: Be well and tell us how your garden grows
Principalpoop: have a super week and break a leg llan
Bambi: night llanwydd :-
klokwkdog: I need to drop out, too, folks. Bye and all that
cease: llan
Johnny Piano: Nite, Klok...
Bambi: night Klok!
klokwkdog: ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip......beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Johnny Piano: No one's gonna ask why it's bad when the drums stop?
Dexter Fong: Night Klok
Bambi: hope you are feeling better Klok
Principalpoop: it is the bewitching hour and the bus is pulling out, everybody have a supe week
klokwkdog: JP -- the lead vocalist loses timing?
klokwkdog: ;-)
Dexter Fong: Why is it bad when the drum stop?
||||||||| Around 12:27 AM, klokwkdog walks off into the sunset...
Principalpoop: super
Johnny Piano: Then it's time for the bass solo!
Bambi: ok, why is it that it's bad when the drums stop
Johnny Piano: ba-dum-dump!
Principalpoop: toodles
Bambi: ba da boom
Johnny Piano: Old musician's joke...told by another old musician!
Bambi: but of course lol
Bambi: confrontation camp lol
Merlyn: see you again, folks...
||||||||| "12:30 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Johnny Piano: Bye, Merl
cease: by merl
Johnny Piano: Sorry, a side convo going on with Dex...
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
Dexter Fong: and thanks
Bambi: night Merlyn!
Johnny Piano: Gee, it's gotten quiet.
Dexter Fong: Guess I'll take advantage of this lull and and take off, be well all
cease: what are you doing thesxe days, jp?
Johnny Piano: Promoting the new Oohs disc, Cat
cease: how? conecert? interviews?
cease: by dex
Johnny Piano: Sending out copies for review, and rehearsing the new songs for live performance
Bambi: night Dex
Johnny Piano: Nite, Dex
Johnny Piano: We have a showcase date in Chicago on May 6 - part of International Pop Overthrow festival
Bambi: thanks Clem! much enjoyment!
cease: sounds good
Johnny Piano: Huzzah, ahclem!
ah,clem: good night everyone!
cease: that was a lolta firesign that was unfamilair to me
cease: even though i may have it on tape somewhere
Johnny Piano: Have you heard us, Cat? http://www.myspace.com/theoohs
cease: i think so, jp
cease: if not i will soon
Bambi: LOL, it's all great comedy!
Johnny Piano: And CNI is kindly playing our tunes as well...just sent all three discs to Bambi recently
cease: great work, ah clem
Bambi: have a great night everyone! Don't forget Saturday evening 7-10 PM ET - JimmyLee and Bambi Show
Bambi: yes, enjoying them too Johnny
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| LLANWYDD - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johnny Piano: I'll be gigging with the R&B band on Saturday while the show is on...I'll think of you!
cease: off we go
Bambi: Clem played several in the pre show 1/2 hour last saturday
||||||||| Around 12:40 AM, cease walks off into the sunset...
Johnny Piano: Guess I'll escape too...
Johnny Piano: Cool. Got Steadman on our MySpace friends list. They're good.
Bambi: don't forget where you left the card LOL
Johnny Piano: See ya soon!
||||||||| Around 12:41 AM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Around 12:41 AM, Johnny Piano walks off into the sunset...
Bambi: have a great night!
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "3:46 AM? 3:46 AM!!" says Catherwood, "metallica should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as metallica enters and sits on the divan.
metallica: que pasa
||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| metallica - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Bubbas... On A Brain
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Johnny Piano
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"