A Firesign Chat


Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 27, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:35 AM and Firebroiled bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: . . . so hop in your wife and head in any direction on the freeway of your choice, and we’ll see you in a couple of hours, here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music. Thanks for the insurrection, and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites -- the Magic Bowl movement from Symphony in C Minus by Johann Amadeus Matetsky Pooper
||||||||| "7:36 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| "8:21 PM? 8:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah.clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah.clem enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern.. a rat tail in a bottle? Dear Friends..'
||||||||| Catherwood ushers BeTweenUs&Them into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:26 PM, then departs.
BeTweenUs&Them: Hey Virginia...
ah.clem: hey Tweeny
BeTweenUs&Them: I don't want to usurp Ossman. That's a great akbum :)
||||||||| "8:41 PM? 8:41 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in the comfy chair.
BeTweenUs&Them: album
Mudhead: hiya All
BeTweenUs&Them: Evenin' Mud...
BeTweenUs&Them: You're one of the Mud People?
BeTweenUs&Them: Black like me...
BeTweenUs&Them: Well, maybe not ;)
ah.clem: don't mind him, he's just mudhead
ah.clem: a great macnam?
BeTweenUs&Them: Unhappy macnam Unhappy macnam
ah.clem: hte Dr. is on?
BeTweenUs&Them: Gulf of China. They're shooting at us...
ah.clem: shoot back
Mudhead: sorry guys, I was pulled screaming and kicking from my monitor
BeTweenUs&Them: The Tolkien Bay incident...
Mudhead: Yes, I am in the cinders
ah.clem: could only happen to mudhead, lol
Mudhead: Who's this on CNI?
BeTweenUs&Them: I like good Apple cinder
ah.clem: linux link tech show
Mudhead: get a cold Dickens Cider
BeTweenUs&Them: Triple-boot Mac :=)
ah.clem: will be me in about 5 minutes
BeTweenUs&Them: If you've got $2K
BeTweenUs&Them: What they were trying to do with RISC 10 years ago...
ah.clem: don't even have half a K (had to split it with the sound man)
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 8:53 PM.
Mudhead: 2014?
Merlyn: hey folks
Merlyn: For some odd reason, the notification list for the chat got blanked or something
Mudhead: hiya Merlyn
Merlyn: Phil said he'd try to show up tonight in a couple of hours or so
Mudhead: Wooohooooo
BeTweenUs&Them: In a puff of the magic dragon of smoke...
BeTweenUs&Them: The Motorola 601 was RISC. It was a great idea.
Merlyn: A riscy idea
BeTweenUs&Them: 2 more hours of Jonathan?
Merlyn: "winner, lame pun of 1987"
BeTweenUs&Them: Yeah, but it was a good start. OS 2, Windoze and Apple on the same hardware.
ah.clem: yes, but risky... lol
BeTweenUs&Them: (clem dances in his underwear on the sofa)
BeTweenUs&Them: I have very little instructions these days ;)
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Mudhead: dancing girls?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
BeTweenUs&Them: Ted Dancin' fools?
llanwydd: greetings well met fellow hail
BeTweenUs&Them: Hey LL...
llanwydd: as they say
Merlyn: conrad poos and his dancing teeth?
||||||||| Bambi waltzes in at 9:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Mudhead: hiya ll
BeTweenUs&Them: Never Jack Welsh on a bet.
BeTweenUs&Them: Don't shoot!
Mudhead: gotta complaint, go to Helen Waite
Bambi: hello Clem, Tweeny, llanwydd, Merlyn and Mudhead ... great to see ya
BeTweenUs&Them: I's waltz across TX...
BeTweenUs&Them: I'd
llanwydd: hi bambi
Bambi opens the door and sheepishly puts back the obsidian door knocker ...
llanwydd: what's all this brouhaha
Merlyn: ho-ho-ho
Merlyn: wrong season
llanwydd: first time I heard that I had never heard the word brouhaha
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: ha ha ha
llanwydd: it sounded like blow ha! ha!
BeTweenUs&Them: If you don't have "Pink Hotel...", you really need to buy it. Just for "Over The Edge". Firesign does soap opera.
llanwydd: over the edge is on next world
BeTweenUs&Them: Brew ha ha? I'll have you know that we have micro brew are rees in TX>
Merlyn: There are coffeeshops and comedy venues called "brew ha ha"
BeTweenUs&Them: I'll put that one on the list. Not Shindler's, of course...
BeTweenUs&Them: Shopping for coffee in annon?
Bambi: Tweeny .. will you be checking it twice?
llanwydd: never heard Next World, tween?
BeTweenUs&Them: Don't have it. Police Street is pretty good, though...
BeTweenUs&Them: This is bettur. I can't believe it's not bettur...
llanwydd: I don't have it but I used to. The Oscars ceremony is hilarious
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits in the comfy chair.
BeTweenUs&Them: I have Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
llanwydd: howdy klok
BeTweenUs&Them: Arf
Merlyn: oh, that's bullwinkle, tween
llanwydd: Is that firesign, tween?
Mudhead: they got rabies
BeTweenUs&Them: Wink, wink, nod, nod...
llanwydd: Rocky the flying Roccoco
Mudhead: dont bite that squirrel
Merlyn: hand me the fiers
Bambi: hi Klok
Merlyn: fliers*
BeTweenUs&Them: Don't crusher that warf!
ah.clem: ...
llanwydd: so strange that rodents can fly
llanwydd: I'm glad rats don't
Mudhead: well, pigeons can
Merlyn: don't crusher that worf, hand me the sonic screwdriver
||||||||| 9:12 PM: Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Bambi: well, they are amazng gliders at any rate ... at least some of them
Bambi: Dex ... welcome back
ah.clem: bats do, close enough
BeTweenUs&Them: I'll have the Happy Family special with a side of groatflakes...
llanwydd: having just a little trouble with my msntv2. I must log out and come back
Merlyn: how a mouse became a bat: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/04/how_to_make_a_bat.php#more
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hello Dear Friends
BeTweenUs&Them: Do bats eat cats? Do cats eat cats? (see C.S. Lewis)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Thanks to you and Clem for covering my absence last week =))
llanwydd: I think that will do
BeTweenUs&Them: Hello Dear Friends :)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Tween , Klk, llan, Merlyn and Mud
Merlyn: see Lewis C. you mean
klokwkdog: hello Bambi, all
ah.clem: np dex
Mudhead: hello Dexter, Hello Klok
llanwydd: howdy dex!
Bambi: and Klok too Dex :-)
||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:15 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: my dog was pretty far fetched
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: np Dex = Negative/Positive Dex
Merlyn: often half a block
Bambi: hey doc
llanwydd: pardon me while I make a cough of cuppee
BeTweenUs&Them: Hello Laaady....
doctec: hi there
Mudhead: shocking Dex
klokwkdog: Gonna make some eats....
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Yes, and special thanks to Klok for aiding and abetting
klokwkdog: hi llan, Doctec
BeTweenUs&Them: Doc..
doctec: just got back from acapulco's and my arms are tired
Merlyn: And some neat pictures of Cambridge: http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=13274
ah.clem: catherwood almost has the time right, scary
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:16 PM"
Bambi: how was your trip Dex?
Mudhead: hello doc
Merlyn: Oh, it's "Cambirdge", my mistaek
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Doc, did I miss you or did you just arrive?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Trip was pretty good
doctec: (in actuality, acapulco's is a nearby mexican restaurant - i got some cash and lili and i got free lunch yesterday and dinner today for my having cleaned off viruses and spyware from their office computer)
BeTweenUs&Them: Mark of the Unicorn. I bow to Cambridge.
llanwydd: I shoudn't drink so much poppy
Merlyn: you're acapulcoing our legs of the crow
doctec: i am in margaritaville ... :-)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Doc: Not bad...'bout $3.50 an hour....big time, eh? =)))
BeTweenUs&Them: See the ingredients of Coca Cola circa 1900.
Bambi: good deal doc :thumbsup:
BeTweenUs&Them: It's addictive.
doctec: dex: a little more than that - though not much more :-/
BeTweenUs&Them: $3.50/hr works for ATT ;)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: 'sokay..as long as you're part of the underground economy
doctec: thing is: i proved myself, and they now know who the go-to guy is - good for public relations
Bambi: barter is a great way to do things when available
BeTweenUs&Them: How's the weather, Dex?
doctec: they had a friggin' root kit on their system for grid's sake ... sheesh!
llanwydd: imagine all those coca cola junkies lying in the gutter having withdrawals
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: Weather is seasonable
BeTweenUs&Them: Imagine there's no telephony...
Mudhead: backscratching is only effective if your back itches Bambi
Bambi: what kind of rootkit? not rbot I hope...
llanwydd: it's easy if you don't pick up
doctec: no - lemme see if i can dig up the link again hang on
BeTweenUs&Them: Tweeny shakes somes seasoned salt...
Bambi: sometimes it's mutually acceptable mudhead ... like getting fresh eggs and chickens to old country doctors ;-)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tweeny enters as the old Seasoned Salt
llanwydd: I bought a box of kosher salt last night
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tweeny checks potassium levels
Mudhead: circumscribed?
Merlyn: for those arriving later, Phil A. said he'd try to check in about 8 PM Pacific time
llanwydd: I'm not jewish but I can't stand the thought of eating calcium silicate or whatever they put in that stuff
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Domine, Domine, Domine...you're no longer a goyim
llanwydd: kosher salt is simply salt with no additives
Bambi: thanks Merlyn ... great to hear
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Right...they just cut the little tips of each grain of salt
llanwydd: It'll be great to talk to Phil again
doctec: dang, it was some long exe file name ... m-.exe sitting in the C:\Program Files directory
doctec: i shoulda bookmarked the google search
||||||||| Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong departs at 9:24 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:24 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
BeTweenUs&Them: Yes, we have no bannanas...
||||||||| "9:24 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
BeTweenUs&Them: We have no banannas To Day!!!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong in through the front door at 9:24 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: well I'm going to put on some van der graaf generator and drink my poppy, pockie cuffee, whatever
Mudhead: shush, im not done hiding them
Bambi: no worries, as long as you could assure to get everything ... rootkits are special problems ... often difficult to trust a computer to be clean if they've had a rootkit
BeTweenUs&Them: Roots people
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Root! Kit, or Die!
Mudhead: root? I thout you said roof
||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
BeTweenUs&Them: I am sorry that I have only One rootkit to eat for my country...
doctec: bambi: thing is, i pulled their hard drive out of their system and put it into a usb enclosure before connecting it to mine and running norton av on it...
principalpoop: no bananas
BeTweenUs&Them: Hey P...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Triple P!
principalpoop: wb fong, hi all
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Thankee kindly Prince
llanwydd: hi some
doctec: then as i was poking around in the Program Files directory I found this long-name exe file at the root of Program Files, it looked suspicious...
Mudhead: ya know Principal ends in pal
doctec: i typed in the name of the exe into a Google search and got a bunch of hits on it identifying it as a rootkit installer
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: Did it have a small mustache?
Bambi: unlikely you have any rootkits Tweeny ... you don't use the ubiquitous OS ;-)
BeTweenUs&Them: I'm from the 3rd directorate of the Surrealist Party.
principalpoop: yes, when I swtiched from judge tonight, I had to stop and think mud
Bambi: hi princep
doctec: in the WINDOWS\system32 i found recently created hidden files ... "ping.com", "netstat.com", "cmd.com" - i deleted all the recent ".com" files that turned up
Mudhead: always think mud
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Mud: Sorry, but no..it ends in Poop
llanwydd: anybody want coffee?
BeTweenUs&Them: No rootkits? How can I be authenticated?
Bambi: had it been installed as yet or just planted doc? Could you tell?
principalpoop: I was ubiqutous, but then I grew a mustache
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Begins with it too, if you ask me
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, give llanwydd a latte
||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a latte.
principalpoop: hubba hubba bambi
BeTweenUs&Them: Planted with Mr. Roberts?
llanwydd: too latte for that
principalpoop: it does begin and end with it, if you ask me
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Im now I-biquitous
Bambi waves
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Its all about my bic
doctec: given that there were the hidden '.com' files in WINDOWS/system32, and given the probs they were having (incessant popups that couldn't be stopped), info from the google search indicated the rootkit had been installed
principalpoop: flic my bic, please?
BeTweenUs&Them: Queen Bambi waves and smiles...
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double toasted almond.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong flics principalpoop's Bique
Bambi says yummmm....now won't have to ask again for awhile ...
Mudhead: now im piqued
llanwydd: a toasted peanut would be cheaper
BeTweenUs&Them: Your humble savant, mam...
doctec: got rid of the '.com' files, and the weird exe in Program Files manually - between that and running Norton AV, Ad-Aware SE and Spybot S&D on the drive, I think i stamped it out along with all the rest of the crap that was gumming up the works
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, give Bambi a double almond with toast
||||||||| Catherwood brings bambi a double almond with toast.
principalpoop: oh my, you are a super flicker fong
BeTweenUs&Them: O U I ?
Bambi: good deal doc
principalpoop: now would you like to snap my zippo?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: It's now called High Definition
doctec snaps pp's zippo
principalpoop: ouch, too hard doc, too hard
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Zippo is Arabic word for male genitalia
BeTweenUs&Them: The definitive fireplace...
llanwydd: ever heard van der graaf generator? Great band
principalpoop: I define high as oh wow man
doctec: sorry pp - will try to be gentle next time
Bambi: whoa! now will have enough for all night ... thanks Dex ;-)
llanwydd: I'm listening to an album called H to He Who Am the Only One
principalpoop: are you kidding fong?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: I like your definition
BeTweenUs&Them: We may be giants, well, gentle at least :)
llanwydd: "prog" as they say
principalpoop: they don't have z or p in their alphabet lol
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Presented with your mind in mind
doctec: of course, earlier in the week was a different horror show: basement water seepage from the deluge we received in the northeast
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Nope
Bambi: lol
doctec: just enough water seeped in to get the entire basement rug wet, along with anything else that happened to be on the floor
BeTweenUs&Them: You need vitamins. A, B and C to start. And then take the rest, except for Z.
principalpoop: ugh, the mold and mildew ewwwww
Mudhead: arent the walls attached to the floor
doctec: pain in the arse to have to clean up, but given what others in the immediate area had to deal with, i got off light
BeTweenUs&Them: We'll give you that if you need it.
llanwydd: vitamin Z. must be synthetic
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What!? No Zinc
doctec: the dehumidifier is running 24/7
BeTweenUs&Them: 3 days. That's right, 3 days...
principalpoop: I can sing the tic
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I sing the Body elect tic
Mudhead: i put the humidifier and the dehumidifier in the same room and let em fight it out
BeTweenUs&Them: Unless there's a remission. Then it'll that'll be 4.
principalpoop: our dehumidifer ran for years and years, amazing
doctec: and then there's my beloved hp laptop - with extended warranty thank grid - it decided to crap out last sunday night, no display at all - dealing with hp support on the matter has been less than thrilling
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Too many blades of grass no doubt
llanwydd: cool syllables guys
BeTweenUs&Them: I can sing the booty electric.
principalpoop: shocking tween
llanwydd: I swing the bloody election
doctec: this latest laptop prob comes on the heels of a hard drive death at the beginning of the month
Bambi: man, if it's not one hardware problem it's another
Bambi: gotta love it
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: Touch me there... it'll give you a buzz
BeTweenUs&Them: That little rat?
doctec: this has definitely been a one step forward two steps back month for me :-/
principalpoop: somebody will get a buzz and as long as one of us is happy
Mudhead: least yur still steppin doc
principalpoop: ahh dancing doctec, don't forget to cha-cha-cha
BeTweenUs&Them: I have a new concept. No slaves. TX. Sorry, it's hard to stop ;)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: As long as one of us is happy, that's a majority
Bambi: heard that doc
principalpoop: don't say knuckles
BeTweenUs&Them: WPA for MX. Sorry, Mr. Fox. Shouldn't have made the suggestion :)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Canuck-les
BeTweenUs&Them: Don Knuckles? Somebody else is the butt of the joke.
llanwydd: that reminds me, where's cat tonight?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Jey Feller! Butts ae no joke!!
BeTweenUs&Them: Meow.
principalpoop: playing with a mouse no doubt
principalpoop: max, meet orphelia butts...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I understand his mouse is coardless
Bambi: gotta love the little 'extra' that MS put out there on the 25th in the US ... supposedly they were gonna fix their messy patches, and they also slinkily pushed out that stupid WGA Notification crapola
doctec: cat is in el lay staying at his cousin's place this week - he said if he can manage to get on the net tonight he'd show up
BeTweenUs&Them: For you health, Marlboro. For success, Camel.
doctec: but he made no promises
principalpoop: ahhhh, clem
llanwydd: I saw a couple of cats hanging around my garden this afternoon and there isn't even anything growing yet
BeTweenUs&Them: The Enterprise is at Warp.
klokwkdog: back, reading llog
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Cat's nip 'em in the bud
BeTweenUs&Them: I promise you, this is butter...
Bambi: well, just in case, the cheese log will show: Bambi says Hi to Cat!
llanwydd: I've dug up practically the whole back yard and a lot of the side and I just have a little lettuce sprouting
doctec: and just what the heck is a smile of success? a smug smile or something?
principalpoop: wb klick klok
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: wb Klokk
BeTweenUs&Them: Are they using approved manure to grow those crops?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: Really white teeth
Bambi: wb klok
llanwydd: the kind of white teeth you get when you smoke
principalpoop: and having all of them
BeTweenUs&Them: Ah, Bambi, they're setting up a salting shed at VA...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Since I've already parked for the night (and day) away for a REALLY big refill
principalpoop: slightly different from the famous shit-eating grin
principalpoop: cheers fong
llanwydd: but only from Fantastic Cigarettes
principalpoop: salting shad or what?
llanwydd: you get the smile of beauty from taking laxatives
doctec: long in the leaf and cans in my shorts?
BeTweenUs&Them: For the smile of health, Fantastic Cigarettes.
BeTweenUs&Them: Watch your TV, or else. Captain Fantastic. Mr. Terrific.
principalpoop: long in my shorts when I am short in the can
llanwydd: Robert Fripp is a guest on this Van der Graaf Generator album
principalpoop: long legs run in my family
BeTweenUs&Them: There's a Lief in my shorts!
llanwydd: I had big legs once
principalpoop: that is eric's son
principalpoop: what happened to your big legs?
BeTweenUs&Them: Eric the Blue?
principalpoop: eric, ahh heck, from monty python
doctec: clown flashlights?
BeTweenUs&Them: That's CN blood...
llanwydd: that's a quote from Lawyer Hospital, pp
principalpoop: angler, idler, nimbler
BeTweenUs&Them: Sorrt, CT :)
llanwydd: FDR said it
klokwkdog: DT -- not much good for rootkits, but I swear by (and occasionally at) Hijack This!. You can read more about it at Castle Cops, a fascinating place logging attempts to fix peoples' computers using Hijack logs and other tools
doctec: professional shoe stretchers?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: I have Eric the Red in my pants
principalpoop: I heard that back in the 1960s llan
BeTweenUs&Them: You're wearing knickers LOL
llanwydd: I thought I heard it first in 1981
principalpoop: wb fong, throw a towel over it
doctec: ...and a pack of cigarettes...'
llanwydd: they did that skit at Town Hall when I saw them
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: I'm wearing K-Nuckles K-nickers
principalpoop: I hope they cleaned up after skitting
llanwydd: My brain was in rare form that night. I remember most of the jokes
Bambi: there are lots of great tools for cleaning up crapware out there! Google is your friend ;-)
principalpoop: with a picture of don knuckles saying hello dummy fong?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: They cleaned up after the Kkk-dishish
Bambi: CastleCops has some great ones listed all in one place as to other places
doctec: klok: i find i get the best results re cleaning off the nasty crap from systems by connecting the infected drive to a clean system via usb enclosure - keeps the bad mojo from getting loaded into memory, makes it easy to inspect/scan/scrub the infected drive.
BeTweenUs&Them: The New Ork knickers
llanwydd: including some that haven't been on any album
principalpoop: ahh delish
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Who're you calling a dummy
llanwydd: which is something when you consider there are two live albums from that tour
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I'm a vetriculist
principalpoop: depends on who looks at your knickers fong
BeTweenUs&Them: Take a piece of my heart baby...
doctec: sounds like dear friends too on cni tonight
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Only Karl Rove looks at my k-nICKERS
llanwydd: I'll bet you never heard Joey Demographico being interviewed by Ben Bland. They did that at Town Hall
principalpoop: she was from texas, I am not from texas
ah.clem: it is, so far
doctec: cool! i had fun putting that together
ah.clem: much more to come
BeTweenUs&Them: Only General Ripper knows for sure...
principalpoop: so far, a record by csny right? super album
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: I did...pppphhhhhttttt!
BeTweenUs&Them: But TX wants you anyway :)
doctec: ope
llanwydd: but do you remember the whole thing, dex?
principalpoop: texas gave us bush and delay, you have got a lot of nerve
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: What thing??
llanwydd: see that?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What??
BeTweenUs&Them: There's no way out.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Where??
principalpoop: I saw the whole thing, what happened?
BeTweenUs&Them: TX also gave you Congresswoman Jordan.
llanwydd: Dex, do you remember before the show a trio of loud voices singing Oh Blinding Light
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Who???
llanwydd: I was the loudest
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: When????
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Why Oh why, did I ever leave Ohio
principalpoop: no fair doing your journalism class homework in chat fong
doctec: What does it all MEAN!?
BeTweenUs&Them: Welcome, to side 70.
Bambi: Yeah, well VA's Senator for our area, voted for the Patriot Act despite constituents letting him know they didn't want it passed.
principalpoop: they did not have time for questions like that back in 1776
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It means that I'm in charge and no more K-Nicker comments
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dr. Headphones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:54 PM, then departs.
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Mudhead: cuz he knew better I guess
BeTweenUs&Them: Mother Trucker...
llanwydd: as we learn 100 new words in turkish.....taffy......coffee......
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hell Kend^ =))
Mudhead: Hiya
principalpoop: ahh another doctor, I can get a second opinion
klokwkdog: hey, Ken!
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hello
doctec: sex jail!!!!
Bambi: hi Ken!
Dr. Headphones: how's everyone?
doctec: she was a wanton woman - always wantin' somethin'
Dr. Headphones: sex jail? i ain't....well, that's too personal....
BeTweenUs&Them: The circus is in town...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: You mean Pussy Prisim?
llanwydd: yes, everyone's how
principalpoop: I don' t know about everyone, but I am fine thanks, and you?
Dr. Headphones: i'm on the day shift this week, home every other night
llanwydd: i think that's what they call droll humour, doc
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: How are yah...how yah doinn'? I ask 'em that sometimes
BeTweenUs&Them: Heard a great quote from an East Indian the other day. "There's one thing you can do. Stop being a guest at Nero's party".
principalpoop: so this is an other night?
Bambi: doing well Ken and you?
ah.clem: hi Ken, nice to have you with us
Dr. Headphones: yes, pp, you fingered, er, figured it out :)
Mudhead: Well, I dont know about you, but if my erection lasted longer than 4 hours I'd tell the hospital, heck ?I'd tell everybody!
BeTweenUs&Them: 18th gear and 'a crusin'.
Dr. Headphones: bambi, a little tired, but don't have to be up until 8am tomorrow, so will stay here a leetle while tonight
principalpoop: who is fiddling me?
llanwydd: Nero's party? Was he alluding to the Iraq war?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^, so if this was tomorros, you wouldn
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: tomorrow, you wouldn'
Dr. Headphones: tween: only 10 in the truck i'm driving, but i've done the 13 speeds before
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: be here
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: here
llanwydd: Bush fiddles while Bagdad burns
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: 'ere
BeTweenUs&Them: He was alluding to Nero.
Dr. Headphones: yep, dex, tomorrow night i'll be in the truck, deliver sat. am, then sunday off
BeTweenUs&Them: The poverty and the riches.
principalpoop: the fat detective, he is ok
Bambi: did you see the log? Phil may be here about 8 PM Pacific time
principalpoop: which phil?
Dr. Headphones: ah, 11pm eastern, i may still be around here
BeTweenUs&Them: They illuminated the party with people being burned on the cross.
llanwydd: that's pretty late my time
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, what time is it Pacific tyime?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 9:59 PM!"
principalpoop: dr, phil? I can get a third opinion
Dr. Headphones: hey, catherwood is *almost* correct now
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dr. Headphones and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Liar!!
Bambi: the biggest problem I see is that while 'we' are trying to give democracy to others, it it being ripped out from under us!
Dr. Headphones: yes, catherwood, i mentioned your name. wanna make sumptin' of it?????
||||||||| Catherwood brings sumptin' of it.
llanwydd: the only phil who ever comes in here
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Not you kend^
llanwydd: dr. phil
BeTweenUs&Them: Worldwide Pants On Fire!
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil Ibuster
llanwydd: Phil A. Bowl
doctec: good to see you hear, dr. h.
Dr. Headphones: Phil A. Delphia
principalpoop: I see bambi, can you give me the names and addresses of friends who agree with you?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: {hil harmonica
Dr. Headphones: how can you see me hear? are you an otologist? ;)
doctec: unfortunately i have to depart for an hour - orders from lili - i will be checking in again at 11pm
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
doctec: see ya real soon ... :-)
Dr. Headphones: tell lili "hi" for me, please
principalpoop: I get cash from the motherland security group for names...
Bambi: not likely princep ;-)
||||||||| doctec leaves at 10:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
llanwydd: good time to come back doc
principalpoop: good luck doc, goosh fast
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Come back real soon Doc
Bambi: see ya then doc
llanwydd: anybody know where our resident asian canuck is tonight
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Do you get cash for middle names?
principalpoop: rats are starting to jump off the white house ship, that is a good sign
Dr. Headphones: just had a couple slabs of dead pig with BBQ sauce and some red beans/rice. mmmmm, good!
Bambi: el lay
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Word is he's in LA at his cousins and may join us
Dr. Headphones: you want middle names? mine's earl (my dad's first name)
principalpoop: only middling pay for them fong
Mudhead: jump? Pushed more like it
principalpoop: yum ken yum
klokwkdog: llan - like Bambi says, Cat is in LA and will try to get on if he can get access to the Internet
llanwydd: cool, dex
principalpoop: I hope his parents are ok
Mudhead: theyre worryin bout Nov 7th
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Minde's real, my pretend fathers last name
principalpoop: they should be mudhead
principalpoop: yes you did ahh, clem
Dr. Headphones: i think we're about to have an uprising in this country at the polls. gawd, i HOPE so!
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What the hell WAS that?
ah.clem )
llanwydd: uprising?
principalpoop: no chance, with diebold, we are lucky if the democrats do not lose seats
Dr. Headphones: yeah, llan, as in "throw them out on their a$$es"
BeTweenUs&Them: Are you making fun of my friend?
BeTweenUs&Them: Biggus?
BeTweenUs&Them: Dickus?
Dr. Headphones: hey, tween, did kinky get his signatures to get on ballot for tex guv?
||||||||| "10:06 PM? 10:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones enters and sits in the comfy chair.
principalpoop: blowus?
Bambi: I don't care what party is in office as long as they don't steal not only our money but our rights for the pleasure. ... getting sick of the whole turn politics has taken over the last 60 years .. and more so in more recent times.
llanwydd: throw out the incompetants...er incumbents
Dr. Headphones: hey, stoney
Hemlock Stones: Oh no, not the comfy chair !
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Hemlock
principalpoop: ahh stones, hip hip oh chap
BeTweenUs&Them: You think it funny, when I mention my friend's name?
principalpoop: sit in the comfy chair and like it stones
BeTweenUs&Them: Out of the fog...
llanwydd: stones what's my next step to be
principalpoop: not funny, more cash for me
Hemlock Stones: Hi Dex, llan, PP, Bambi Dr. Headphones , Tween
Hemlock Stones: The fox trot i believe
Bambi: I will not vote for any republican or democrat that I've seen so far ... and I still have no real options for votes, IMHO. total mess is what our country is in.
Hemlock Stones: hrow him the fox
llanwydd: got to put on side 2. brb
Bambi: hi stones1
principalpoop: guilt is not a question, it is numbers that count
klokwkdog: Bambi -- they shot down the Net Neutrality amendment this week
ah.clem: we are all getting the chair tonight, lol
BeTweenUs&Them: Comfort on Thames?
principalpoop: you are not listening to cni llan?
Dr. Headphones: chair? i want the drug cocktail or the guillotine!
Bambi: I saw that Klok
Bambi: and several other really nasty things
Bambi: went down this week
llanwydd: I don't get cni. pp
Bambi: blogged about them
Hemlock Stones: I see that Nino now thinks i live in AOL, is that Indiana>
principalpoop: what was klok doing when you saw him bambi
BeTweenUs&Them: I was a Yankee pilot, and she was a nurse.
principalpoop: why not llan?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ One Drug Cocktail coming up
llanwydd: I have msntv2
llanwydd: the supposed upgrade from webtv
principalpoop: I downloaded some program and cni opens win wmp
Dr. Headphones: hell, i'm not in st. louie either! it's closer than portland, oregon, where he used to think i was
klokwkdog: Britain is accelerating their "you must carry this ironclad national ID card" implementation. Australia is going to copy it by stealth. You won't have to have a national ID card, but just don't try and vote, buy property, get health care, etc.
principalpoop: in
Bambi: Herndon VA I think stones ;-)
Hemlock Stones: Hey Klok, Britain is being screwed
BeTweenUs&Them: In Through The Out Door
principalpoop: if hern is done, take him out of the oven
Dr. Headphones: bambi: gotta watch out for those virginia people, ya know....
klokwkdog: I thought AOL was in Rosslyn or something like that. They have a huge switching center there.
BeTweenUs&Them: I kneed you love...
Hemlock Stones: thanks for that Bambi, it was dark when we drove through and i missed the sign
Dr. Headphones: rosslyn is in scotland, neat chapel there
principalpoop: did bread sing that?
klokwkdog: It's like Atlanta airport in the old Eastern days -- every flight went there. All the sites you access on AOL go thru Rosslyn first
Hemlock Stones: they have a big branch in Reston VA i do know that
BeTweenUs&Them: The hern's done. How about a bush hell of crabs?
Bambi: yes, they don't follow the constituency
BeTweenUs&Them: Ruff
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, Tony is very good lapdog for Bush
principalpoop: add corn starch to change the consituency
Dr. Headphones: ruff all over
klokwkdog: It's like they fed him some mind-altering crap in 2001
principalpoop: hey mr wilson
klokwkdog: Howard is even more sickening
Dr. Headphones: to alter a mind, you have to have a mind first
BeTweenUs&Them: How is this better than Nixon, Tony?
ah.clem: good evening Mr. Stones
principalpoop: jack straw sounds like a song
BeTweenUs&Them: Uh, uh, Mr. Heathhhhhh
Dr. Headphones: i wonder if the brits wish for a return of dame maggie?
llanwydd: from witcita
Merlyn: Ha! That "not all of them, just pieces of them" was about how the first few seconds of Electrician was cut off
klokwkdog: I listened to Helen Clark summarize the last 80 years of Africa, Middle East and Pacific in 60 seconds last weekend, discussing the Marshall Is. situation. Damn I wish we had quality politicians. Even a cartoon like G. Galloway would be better :-(
Dr. Headphones: should have put her in charge of iraq. she gave 'em hell in argentina!
principalpoop: wikka? careful
Hemlock Stones: Jack Straw, David Blunkett and now Charles Clark have two things in common, one they have all been home secs in charge of security and two, they are incompetent assholes
llanwydd: actually a jackstraw is a scarecrow
BeTweenUs&Them: Sailing the Brit Nacy to sheep herders... Ah, the good old daze
BeTweenUs&Them: Navy
klokwkdog: Ken -- I'm not very well informed, but I think the situation is that everyone hates Tony Blair's guts, but the alternatives turn their stomachs, too
Bambi: and they are selling us out more and more to corps ... copyright to be worse than ever, eminent enflame, fair use discharged, and taxed up the kazoo ... and life is supposed to be soooo good
BeTweenUs&Them: Those Grenadians gotta be stopped!
Dr. Headphones: klok: sounds like here
klokwkdog: Looks like the Pentagon is about to screw over Britain, France, Italy, etc. on the F-35 joint strike fighter. They have contributed billions to its development
Dr. Headphones: i've been listening to a lot of cbc lately on sirius and the canadians now have bush lite in charge
Hemlock Stones: What Tween, all three of them ?
Merlyn: yeah, the US needs fewer friends
Dr. Headphones: don't stop the grenadines, we won't be able to make tequila sunrises any more!
BeTweenUs&Them: Vladimar doesn't know where his nukes are. Oops...
klokwkdog: they just told Britain they won't give them design details that would allow them to service the planes. It's beginning to look like they may never even finish the plane.
Hemlock Stones: its getting them Merlyn
principalpoop: we need grenadine, to make tequila sunrises, are you insane?
principalpoop: stop that ken, I will not stand for that
BeTweenUs&Them: It's Plan R
principalpoop: grrrrr
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ;
Dr. Headphones: plan R in sector N after dark?
klokwkdog: Ken -- yeah, I saw that the PM ordered that Canadian flags not be flown at half-mast for soldiers killed in Afganistan
BeTweenUs&Them: You have to know the latest password (wasn't that a game show?)
principalpoop: hehehe that is capitalism, let them sue hehehe
BeTweenUs&Them: For the lounge suite, Karl...
Bambi: totally stupid ... what business doesn't have manuals available for fixing things ... even if you have to buy them? cut off their nose to spite their faces ...idiots
llanwydd: did you say plan R sir. Jolly good joke
Dr. Headphones: klok: heard interview with father of canadian dead soldier, loved it when chretien showed up to welcome the body home. didn't think much of current PM's new idea
Merlyn: It turns out the XM Radio people really hated all the remarks about "degraded audio" in this bit
Hemlock Stones: lets hope they arent written by Microsoft Bambi or we are all in trouble
principalpoop: is plan R like preparation H?
BeTweenUs&Them: It's is bloody good test. Now give me the code...
klokwkdog: Bambi -- F-35 is a stealth aircraft and giving Brits the manuals would compromise security (meanwhile, the Russians have disassembled the F-117 that Serbia gave them and figured all that out)
Dr. Headphones: bend over, spread 'em....
principalpoop: ahhh plan M
Bambi: that sucks Klok ... those boys don't make the rules and their lives are as valuable as anyone else's. that is dastardly ... they will make the same mistake this country did to the boys coming home from vietnam ...
BeTweenUs&Them: Would you like to buy a Brit Lightning? Gave the engine to Stalin. Oops...
Bambi: LOL, true Stones!
BeTweenUs&Them: Rolls Royce
klokwkdog: Ken -- in Australia, Howard is spinning like mad -- his chosen private contractor over there shipped some other country's dead soldier back and they didn't find out about it until just before the plane landed in Oz
principalpoop: Bolls Boyce
Hemlock Stones: Brit Lightening never crashes in the same place twice Tween
Dr. Headphones: klok: heard about that snafu also. that would be a real shock for parents/family
Bambi: then why are they making something available for sale that they feel they can't sell properly.
BeTweenUs&Them: Bollocks Royce LOL
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: Howard Hughes is in Australia??
Dr. Headphones: private mortuary in kuwait f***ed up "big time"
klokwkdog: Ken -- there was a Vulcan for sale on eBay a year or two ago
klokwkdog: Dex -- John Howard, evil PM of Oz
principalpoop: nemoy?
BeTweenUs&Them: But, ther's two of everyone but me...
Merlyn: ill eagle aliens?
Dr. Headphones: only vulcan i'd consider buying is mr. spock ;)
Dr. Headphones: merl: they are undocumented immigrants. let's all be PC about it
Hemlock Stones: I prefer Joline Blaylock Dr. H
Dr. Headphones: who's that, stones?
BeTweenUs&Them: Rolls Royce jet engine. Mine gott in himmel.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 10:21 PM.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dr. Headphones: hey, E
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Joline Blaylock and her heartbreak of Vulcanization
BeTweenUs&Them: This is Walmart.
principalpoop: giving me the benz
BeTweenUs&Them: Hey E...
llanwydd: hi e
principalpoop: hello E
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Merlyn: illegal alerons?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi Elayne
BeTweenUs&Them: Can't happen twice?
Hemlock Stones: hi Elayne
principalpoop: joline, she was the waitress on that tv show
Hemlock Stones: i was hoping she was waiting for me PP
BeTweenUs&Them: The flaps aren't working...
Dr. Headphones: i guess there's a vulcan in one of the trek copies i never watched. i only did the original one. i'm a purist, i guess
klokwkdog: hey, E!
BeTweenUs&Them: That isn't logical.
principalpoop: ahhh, want your rewards from the war of 1812 stones?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ You're not a purist, you're a Puritan
BeTweenUs&Them: The White House burns?
BeTweenUs&Them: 1812?
Dr. Headphones: hey, klok, i did finally buy 100 blank dvds (walmart, around .30 each) and my writer does wonderfully on files. haven't got software to master regular dvd yet
principalpoop: puritan is fake oil
Dr. Headphones: dex: i NEVER wore buckled shoes or funny hats!
Hemlock Stones: no one wins a war PP, you went to escape from a series of Georges in their dynasty over here and then got your own
klokwkdog: ken - Nero should work
llanwydd: I'm puerile
BeTweenUs&Them: Well, just remember, you can't buy anything from anyoneone who doesn't want them to buy something from you.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ But what about the manalo high heels
principalpoop: touche hemlok
Bambi: or your tight shiny pants Ken?
Dr. Headphones: amen, stones. heard a good one the other day: there are no war crimes since war itself is a crime
Hemlock Stones: thats true Doc
principalpoop: who said that ken, give me the name....
Dr. Headphones: oh, you guise think you know my wardrobe? hell, i probably still have bell bottoms and a nehru jacket in the closet somewhere!
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ What about a felony commited during a crime?
Elayne: Hang on, is Ken wearing high heels AND tight shiny pants? Looks like I got here just in time!
Hemlock Stones: thats an extra Dex
Dr. Headphones: poop: don't know, sorry. was cruising through radio and caught a few minutes of people talking about the quote but no mention of who said it
BeTweenUs&Them: Bell Bottoms? Be sure you buy blues from Clapton :)
principalpoop: hehe they were not shiny when he put them on hehe
Mudhead: ahhh, there I am
BeTweenUs&Them: A space ship has landed on the maul.
principalpoop: ok, I will put the radio guys on it, thanks and sieg, oops hail bush
Dr. Headphones: there? i thought i was here....
Bambi: gotta love the Nick Danger stuff and to have the Google reference and 'feel lucky' was so cool
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: away for refill
BeTweenUs&Them: Oh, my knows...
Bambi: lol Elayne
principalpoop: if you guise are here, wear m I?
Dr. Headphones: dex drinking that single malt scotch i bet....hey, i got some of that stuff too!
BeTweenUs&Them: Glenlivit?
principalpoop: having a malted fong?
llanwydd: I don't know why anybody buys expensive scotch
Hemlock Stones: so the Malts divorce came through Dr ?
Elayne: Catherwood, please bring Dr. H some scotch.
||||||||| Catherwood hands dr h some scotch.
BeTweenUs&Them: Single Malt? I'll have a cherry coke w/vanilla :)
Dr. Headphones: tween: that's what i have. 12 years old (in barrel--been sitting in kitchen for 8 yrs and about 1/2 gone)
Mudhead: wheres my grape Nehi?
principalpoop: pedophile, wait until the scotch is 18
Elayne: Catherwood, please pour the Grape Nehi over Mudhead.
||||||||| Catherwood hands the grape nehi over mudhead.
Dr. Headphones: lol, stones! took me a minute to click on that one
klokwkdog: Ken -- good one in TPM this week: (CNN Headline) "Terror Case Against Ice Cream Salesman Collapses."
ah.clem: real coke, real vanillia
principalpoop: real
Dr. Headphones: klok: haven't read him in ages. will have to restart this weekend
Elayne: Has anyone had the new Dr. Pepper berries/cream thing? Just curious.
Mudhead: Thanks for the upside down Nehi Elayne
Hemlock Stones: I hear it still comes in bottles in your country Clem
BeTweenUs&Them: Whatever you think you childhood was, you've never been to the Philadelphia ghetto. Courtesy of the American Friend's Service Committe circa 1972.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, bring me a Malted Fong
||||||||| Catherwood brings Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong a malted fong.
llanwydd: was he selling guns out of the ice cream truck?
klokwkdog: E -- is that a mixed drink or a soft drink?
BeTweenUs&Them: Close, LL LOL
principalpoop: confessions obtained by torture are useless, I would admit and sign anything
Elayne: Soft drink, Klok. They've started running ads for it in our area.
Dr. Headphones: llan: according to the gub'mint, he sold ice cream to finance his son's summer camp in afghanistan
klokwkdog: sounds like an alcoholic version of bubble tea
Elayne: Sounds like it's probably just Dr. Pepper mixed w/ cream soda.
klokwkdog: oh, alright, sounds like a soft drink version of bubble tea
llanwydd: neve believe anything anyone says in custody
llanwydd: but just try telling that to a jury
Dr. Headphones: e: dr pepper has no "." after the dr
BeTweenUs&Them: This is the new drink my mids put me on...
BeTweenUs&Them: my kids
Elayne: Ah, thank you Dr... H!
Dr. Headphones: some trivia for you, no charge :)
principalpoop: your kids are at the naval academy?
Elayne: How many . in Doctor Memory?
Elayne: If she were a woman it'd be about 12 . in a year...
Dr. Headphones: if i had kids, i'd send them to the navel academy
llanwydd: the ice cream truck that came around my home town was Mr Softy
Hemlock Stones: brb
Bambi: ...---...
Elayne: That would be interesting to contemplate, Dr. H.
Dr. Headphones: unless doctor memory is female, no periods there either
principalpoop: with or with a . llan?
BeTweenUs&Them: I'd buy them oranges and broccali
llanwydd: I always imagined that guy selling weird horrible things in the ice cream
Elayne: No trust me, Dr. H, unless she's on the pill she'll have about 12.
Elayne: Per year.
llanwydd: don't remember, pp
Dr. Headphones: heard about new pill for women, one . per year
klokwkdog: llan -- he was, but they were put in by the manufacturer...
llanwydd: What kind of ice cream do you have? Fish.
principalpoop: watch out for those yellow salty popsicles
Dr. Headphones: i eat only breyers ice cream. nothing artificial
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Don't eat the yellow popsickles
ah.clem: chips with that?
Elayne: If you take that new pill you get to sit in soft pink cushiony chairs, apparently.
principalpoop: breyer makes good supreme court justices too
llanwydd: I've never been big on ice cream
llanwydd: LOL dex
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: You're suppposed to eat it, not apply it
Dr. Headphones: i'm in a hard black chair. but at least there aren't any electrical wires going to it
Mudhead: Viagras helpin me
principalpoop: I scream, you scream ahhh you know the rest
Hemlock Stones: just as well llan, you tend to sink into it
Elayne: Catherwood, please do NOT serve Llanwydd any ice cream.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Elayne and inquires "Something I can help with?"
Elayne: ... *sigh* hopeless
Dr. Headphones: catherwood is in a priggish mood tonight
||||||||| Catherwood iss in a priggish mood tonight.
llanwydd: before Mr Softy, I lived in Teaneck and there was Good Humor
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Cathewood begins too lisp
principalpoop: do not hiss at us c
Dr. Headphones: what's the "iss" all about?
llanwydd: I moved out of teaneck when I was 3 but I remember it very well
klokwkdog used to get Licorice ice cream cones at B&Robbins. People would ask, "What flavor is that?" "Stone"
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a draft rootbeer float
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a draft rootbeer float.
Dr. Headphones: teaneck, coffeebutt, i've been through all of 'em
llanwydd: Good Humor was replaced by Teddy Barr
principalpoop: I had a teaneck, I got a straw
principalpoop: ahhh a black cow bambi yesmam
llanwydd: I went back to Teaneck when I was in my early twenties and saw Teddy with grey hair. I nearly flipped
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Turn in your T-shirt, get a jack-straw
llanwydd: he was still driving the ice cream truck
Mudhead: shoes
Dr. Headphones: black cow reminds me of the guy in holland putting advertising blankets on sheep in field. mayor fined him, law says no outside advertising
Bambi smiles
klokwkdog: Catherwood, please bring me a nice Darjeeling bubble tea
||||||||| Catherwood hands klokwkdog a nice darjeeling bubble tea.
principalpoop: what ever happened to mr bubble, is he still alive?
Bambi: lol
Dr. Headphones: bubble tea sounds like a waterpipe to me........
Merlyn: the bubble burst
Mudhead: he's poped, errr poooped
Elayne: Catherwood, please bring PrinPoop some Mr. Bubble, with a twistg.
||||||||| Catherwood brings prinpoop some mr bubble with a twistg.
klokwkdog: Poop -- yes, but his empire collapsed several years ago
Elayne: No, leave out the "g"...
principalpoop: he had an affair with mr whipple
Dr. Headphones: if you leave out the "g", then it all floats away
principalpoop: golly gee
llanwydd: mr guggle?
Elayne: No no, that's not the G, that's the whiz.
Mudhead: there it goes
Bambi: when you gotta go....
llanwydd: with the gug gug guggly eyes
Elayne: Catherwood, another Whiz from the fridge, please.
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Elayne and mumbles "Did you want something?"
llanwydd: the whiz and he lives in oz
Elayne: You can't buy him, you can only rent him...
principalpoop: there was a national lampoon cartoon, a couple watching tv, the caption said: look, mr whipple said not to squeeze the charmin but he is squeezing it himself
Elayne: Goes right through ya...
Dr. Headphones: we're off to see the whizzer, llan?
principalpoop: gee whiz
klokwkdog: that reminds me, I'm getting more and more frustrated by having to clean up after my refrigerator
klokwkdog: can't anyone make one that's housebroken?
Dr. Headphones: no, poop, CHEESE whiz
Bambi: Catherwood please pour Elayne anohter Whiz from the fridge
||||||||| Catherwood brings elayne anohter whiz from the fridge.
Mudhead: uh, reminds me, i gotta see a ...er....
BeTweenUs&Them: G Whizz, Commodore Basic?
Hemlock Stones: untidy fridges are not cool Klok
Elayne: Well, you know what they say, Klok, if your refrigerator is running, why don't you catch it?
Dr. Headphones: tween: with lionel ritchie
principalpoop: gee cheese whiz or cheese gee whiz? cheesy whiz?
Hemlock Stones: and does the light stay on Klok ?
Elayne: Seriously, just put a little bucket under it, that should catch everything.
BeTweenUs&Them: New penicyllin in the fridge?
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I don't care about their mental state; I just don't want them to mess on my nice clean floor
llanwydd: I smell freon!
principalpoop: let prince albert out of that can
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- oh yeah, the dang thing is so proud of its messes, like some kind of present for me or something. Lights, compressor clicks, icemaker dumps...the works
principalpoop: you went to get a grape nehi and never came back
Hemlock Stones: put down some paper Klok, you could start with the Dayton Daily News and work your way up
BeTweenUs&Them: This is 1960, letting you know that no moment is completely free..
klokwkdog: elayne -- whatever is afflicting the fridge, in no way to i want it to spread to my buckets
Elayne: Catherwood, bring PrinPoop another grape Nehi.
||||||||| Catherwood gives prinpoop another grape nehi.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ;
klokwkdog: i nest them when they're not in use and that can spread any disease like wildfire
llanwydd: I used to think it was pronounced nay-he
principalpoop: not me, clarence, clarence snake but thanks
BeTweenUs&Them: Beware of we'rewolves...
llanwydd: but it's like Nehi to a married grasshopper
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: K-no llan, K-nee Hi!!
BeTweenUs&Them: Especisally on the fox channel.
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I'd likely use Rev. Moon's The Washington Times
Dr. Headphones: klok: i wouldn't put that rag in a bird's cage
Hemlock Stones: is that easy to put down or does it rise to the occasion Klok
llanwydd: I've never seen the Redd Foxx channel
principalpoop: toxic, use glove and radiation suit
BeTweenUs&Them: We reperesent Korean Karate. Hear the laughter from across the Pacific...
Dr. Headphones: llan: watch it in black and white for a real treat
llanwydd: LOL kend
principalpoop: wotch you talking about ahh, bernie? barney, beevis?
klokwkdog: has anyone seen a web comic called "S.S.D.D."? It's very strange
BeTweenUs&Them: It's an arranged marriage. Bush/Cheney
Dr. Headphones: no, klok, but i know what it means. "single sided, double density" or was it "same shit, different day"?
llanwydd: bernie sanders, barney frank and beevis as it may
principalpoop: sadistic sodomy domination dames? I bet it is strange
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- it's like in kind to what is coming out of the fridge...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: Anything on the web is very strange
principalpoop: take that back fong, the internet is our friend
BeTweenUs&Them: All Republicans should have a picture of Moon next to their bed.
Hemlock Stones: is it this one Klok www.PoisonedMinds.com
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong Dexter fong takes back some of Ppp's band width
llanwydd: keith?
principalpoop: next to their unwashed magic hankerchef ewww
BeTweenUs&Them: LOL P
klokwkdog: Yeah, Stones -- Poisoned Minds it is!
Hemlock Stones: Spybot warns me its full of Double Click
principalpoop: the messiah is back llan, keep up on current events llan
llanwydd: never liked keith moon. or the moonies
principalpoop: wild ahhh, clem wild
Dr. Headphones: i'm full of something too, but spybot doesn't warn me
BeTweenUs&Them: Under Light, Of The Silveree
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I hit it while looking at "English for Americans": http://www.poisonedminds.com/Flash/FlashShow.php?ver=5&w=400&h=340&id=arse&bg=3399FF&q=high&url=./English/English.swf
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Clem: I *am* ebtertai ded
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: entertainded
principalpoop: who llan?
BeTweenUs&Them: Like Moon. Mongo Like Bonham...
llanwydd: that took me a while, pp
Dr. Headphones: my ex was bonham (maiden name) but no relation to the little drummer boy
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yeah, you'll probably have to vacuum after looking with Spybot or Ad-Aware :-(
BeTweenUs&Them: They couldn't get a mic near Bonham. Kept breaking diaphrams.
principalpoop: yes llan?
Elayne: Damn. Allergies getting to me again, too dizzy to sit at the computer any more.
Elayne: Next week, al.
||||||||| At 10:51 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: TWEEN: Thtat's why she had so many children
Dr. Headphones: ttfn, e
llanwydd: night elayne
klokwkdog: feel better, E!
principalpoop: good luck E
Merlyn: who's al?
ah.clem: good night E!
Dr. Headphones: that E is **QUICK**
BeTweenUs&Them: Hence something over the cymbals, a kick drum, and stereo room mics.
llanwydd: elayne missed phil. Maybe we should have told her
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Elayne...Stay gillespied
principalpoop: al, the norther form of the word y'al
BeTweenUs&Them: I need your love - In The Evening...
Merlyn: there's no guarantee phil will show up...
Dr. Headphones: tween, thanks for asking, but no thanks
Merlyn: I can email her if he does
llanwydd: I always worry what i'm going to die from when I check out of this chat room
principalpoop: I will demand my money back, double my money
BeTweenUs&Them: Philling up these days will cost you a pretty penny.
Merlyn: I always look at the live chat link to see how I left
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: But you always come back the next week..so why worry
principalpoop: the back of the nickles change, don too
Dr. Headphones: tween: i used debit card to fill up, cuts off at $50 and i wasn't even full yet
llanwydd: but I die of such nasty diseases
principalpoop: ouch ken
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It's cryin' time
principalpoop: bambi is jealous you get the plague so often llan
BeTweenUs&Them: Pretty much sucks, but then, gas has been $5 in Euro since the 70's.
llanwydd: it's hard to sleep with buboes
Mudhead: we pay big money for the plaque
principalpoop: hehe, buboes is cute huh? hehe
llanwydd: and I don't mean barbara buboe
Hemlock Stones: its nearly a £1 per litre here now Tween
principalpoop: red nickles never got a plaque
principalpoop: euros and litres, screech english troop
BeTweenUs&Them: On the other hand, it takes a couple of days' driving to get from East to West TX.
principalpoop: how many litres in a pint?
Hemlock Stones: its a couple of days driving to get from East to West London Tween
klokwkdog: yeah € everywhere these days
BeTweenUs&Them: The United Snakes? Don't retread that tire on me Ken!
||||||||| boney steals in around 10:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
boney: Where's Phil Austin?
llanwydd: howdy bone
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I hear that's only if Ken Livingston lets you through
BeTweenUs&Them: Ah, my boney boy...
principalpoop: hello boney
Merlyn: Near Seattle, I think
Dr. Headphones: "i'm so tired, i haven't slept a wink...."
llanwydd: phil austin's probably coming tonight
klokwkdog: boney -- I think he's in Las Vegas
principalpoop: let us practice for phil, pretend boney is phil
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi Boney
Dr. Headphones: hi, phil, good to see ya again
Merlyn: hi boney phil
BeTweenUs&Them: Which is more like $7US, Stones?
principalpoop: how do you like american girls boney?
boney: I'll be back after everyone is gone
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Good Idea...Hey Boney, how's the blond bombshell?
llanwydd: he'll be driving an austin martin
Dr. Headphones: i don't like boney girls, but that's another story entirely
boney: Three o'clock in the morning, Fresno time
Merlyn: ¥250 per litre
principalpoop: when are the 4 you doing at show at my house?
BeTweenUs&Them: Consider yourself interviewed...
klokwkdog: $1.50-$1.60 per £, depending on how much the world believes the US is actually gonna pay back all those bonds
||||||||| boney leaves to catch the 10:59 PM train to Billville.
principalpoop: martin will driving an austin phil?
BeTweenUs&Them: $7US gallon (before you went metric)
principalpoop: see, we chased him away
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, what time is it?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:00 PM"
BeTweenUs&Them: Litre, Klok
principalpoop: we need a plan, we need organization ,we need discipline
Bambi: ...
llanwydd: If they do a show at your house what will you charge for admission
Dr. Headphones: poop: for that, we need a leader!
principalpoop: fuck leaders, I do what I want
ah.clem: ...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: If they did a show at my house, we'd have an audience of three at the most
klokwkdog: tweeny -- I was doing the exchange rate, not the price conversion
BeTweenUs&Them: 2x, 2x, 2x the translation...
principalpoop: no charges, they better get all their shots first
llanwydd: I actually rent a converted summer cottage
Merlyn: we agreed, no leaders
ah.clem: that's the spirit Poop
klokwkdog: llan -- that must be uncomfortable in the winter, given your latitude
Mudhead: no leaders, no followers
Hemlock Stones: and thats what we got Merlyn
principalpoop: M or ah, clem, I would obey, because I must
BeTweenUs&Them: I found a sumner cottage. I signed at Appomatox.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Tells us about your attitude
llanwydd: actually I have a very efficient kerosene heater
llanwydd: and I don't mean a gun
Merlyn: do you get bombed in the cottage?
BeTweenUs&Them: We've seen kero.
llanwydd: but it's a matter of time before I move into a bigger place
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies doctec inside, makes a note of the time (11:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
doctec: bacque
Dr. Headphones: wb, dt
klokwkdog: llan -- how do you keep the rest of the place warm?
principalpoop: is that near ptomaine?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: wb Doc
Dr. Headphones: basque? ETA RULEZ!
principalpoop: wb doctec
klokwkdog: wow, DT is punctual
llanwydd: hello again doc
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Time for another refill
doctec: i'm very punctual - except when i'm late
Merlyn: doc got piercings?
llanwydd: It's a big heater not a little space heater
ah.clem: something just for you Mr. Principal, cued up soon
principalpoop: that is punctural
doctec: jean-paul bisquiat
llanwydd: and what "rest of the place", it's like living in a thimble
Hemlock Stones: heating space is a big job, llan
principalpoop: I apologize ah, clem, i was just kidding honest, I will be good
Dr. Headphones: ok, dear friends, i'm yawning pretty much full time now, will see you next time i'm here. g'nite all
llanwydd: good one stones
Dr. Headphones: if phil shows up, tell him i said "hi"
doctec: nite dr. h - get some rest
klokwkdog: llan -- the first thing you realize is that space is big, really big!
||||||||| "Hey Dr. Headphones!" ... Dr. Headphones turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:05 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Merlyn: I never liked thimblism in movieth
doctec: will do dr. h.
Hemlock Stones: ok Dr H, get plenty ZZZZs
principalpoop: safe driving, yum meal yum ciao
Mudhead: ni doc
llanwydd: It's actually not as bad as that. It's rather pleasant but I'd rather have a bigger place
ah.clem: good night Ken
llanwydd: LOL Merl
principalpoop: hennies brother jack thimblism is a good actor
klokwkdog: nite, Ken
llanwydd: the sun is a space heater
doctec: the thimblism of thumbelina - on the next ebery & roeper
llanwydd: but space doesn't actually get hot
principalpoop: you are bright llan
klokwkdog: llan -- there's no "there" there
klokwkdog: but in truth, black holes are shown to be more efficient space heaters than a sun
Merlyn: the old popeye comic strips are full of thimblism
llanwydd: I know but I always wonder where where went
principalpoop: the dick van dyke show where oonie-oop aliens in walnuts took thumbs
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Missed KEND^'s exit..Night Dear friend
doctec: the aliens with eyes in the back of their heads
llanwydd: maybe the russians should live in a black hole
principalpoop: skulking, whimpering
doctec: that was a *great* episode
Hemlock Stones: you cant read by em though Klok
principalpoop: yes doc, ewwwww
BeTweenUs&Them: You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Merlyn: Thimblesism/Popeye....lol
llanwydd: you can read by them if you're inside
principalpoop: I have done a lot of bad things in my life rob, but I never oonie-ooped anybody
||||||||| Bonecrusher sashays in at 11:09 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Hemlock Stones: but surely gravity is so high that not even a joke can escape ?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi Bc
BeTweenUs&Them: China just did Alan Shepherd. It's going to get interesting.
BeTweenUs&Them: Ouch!
doctec: getting oonie-ooped by xenu - on the next oprah
principalpoop: hello bonecrusher
llanwydd: bonecrusher are you also known as boney?
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- jokes are levity. They are not afflicted by gravity
principalpoop: ahhh super poop speech lol
llanwydd: I wouldn't like that stones. It would feel very lonely
BeTweenUs&Them: Only if he heals.
Bonecrusher: I cannot answer questions without my attorney present
Hemlock Stones: yes they are true opposits llan
BeTweenUs&Them: Well, here's your gift...
principalpoop: is your attorney a 6 foot tall hawaiian?
Bonecrusher: my legal team
BeTweenUs&Them: Does your attorney like it?
Mudhead: The opposite of gravity IS comedy
doctec: veterinarian, heel thyself
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ...with a durfboard
Bonecrusher: all of them Samoans
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: surfboard
principalpoop: leo mention klok, cool, super cool
llanwydd: If a joke couldn't escape, I would have to make myself laugh
ah.clem: glad you liked it, PP
klokwkdog: Poop -- how we light up at minor celebrity. "Leo mentioned my alias" ;-)
Bonecrusher: vote vegetarian
llanwydd: where would people like george carlin be in a black hole
principalpoop: samoans? I lke the peanut butter girlscout cookes better
doctec: lland: very quiet
Hemlock Stones: oooh sounds tasty, please send the recipe, i am really tired of takeaways
klokwkdog: llan -- on the outside looking in
principalpoop: sure klok, sure
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: well at least he'd have a place to put his stuff
llanwydd: the soybean party
principalpoop: we must celebrate celebrates
Bonecrusher: I knew a vegtarian libertarian librarian
llanwydd: lol dex
klokwkdog: poop -- I'm in encrypted communication with him
Bonecrusher: vegEtarian
llanwydd: did he make a sandwich between two pieces of paper?
principalpoop: ahh tales from the crypt, too scary for me
Bonecrusher: all of my communication is cryptic
klokwkdog: poop -- I'm also older than he is. Heck, young Ken is older than he is
klokwkdog: and he's on the radio talking about being "an old guy". Annoys me.
Mudhead: good ole Mutt & Sm,ut
BeTweenUs&Them: Gotta get dinar... Until last time, again...
Mudhead: ni Tween
klokwkdog: nite Tweeny
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Tween
||||||||| BeTweenUs&Them leaves to catch the 11:14 PM train to Hellmouth.
llanwydd: this says subversive! not faulty
Bonecrusher: vegetables again? grumble grumble
principalpoop: eat well, go to the waffle house in hellmouth
llanwydd: tween is going to come back with a shorter name
llanwydd: oh how waffle
principalpoop: oh how waffle
klokwkdog: llan -- for Tweeny, today's was a shorter name
Hemlock Stones: didnt know you could get a trim this time of night llan
Bonecrusher: The new White House press secretary is actually named Joe Blow? Will he help the Dubster stop waffling?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: This is a great Mutt 'n Smutt wpisode
klokwkdog: she was a former multiple identiy poster child
llanwydd: speaking of vegetables, I've got green peppers growing indoors and cabbage just sprouting
principalpoop: sounds like a snow job
Bonecrusher: brb
||||||||| At 11:17 PM, Bonecrusher hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
doctec: or a snow cone
klokwkdog: Bone -- I thought the new PS was on loan from State Television
llanwydd: at least boney didn't die of buboes
principalpoop: barbara bobo
Mudhead: hemp
llanwydd: Peter Sellers?
doctec: bobeau
Hemlock Stones: brb
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Announicing Mr. and Mrs. Boney Bobo
doctec: you've seen peter's cellar?
principalpoop: john buyers?
llanwydd: never seen him on state television
doctec: it's a cellar's market
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: Peter keeps his root kit in his root cellar
ah.clem: ...
doctec: his kit has taken root
llanwydd: mrs bates will have to go in the fruit cellar
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hope the Briskit doesn't take root near me
principalpoop: think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?
llanwydd: brisket doesn't usually take root
llanwydd: i can take it with root beer
klokwkdog: The new White House press secretary is Tony Snow.
ah.clem: to find the young Master?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: If it's done right, no
principalpoop: in pigtown, ussa
Mudhead: not if its prepared properly
doctec: tony snow job
klokwkdog: does Tony have to quit his job at Fox? Or can it be a joint appointment?
principalpoop: hehe joint appointment hehe
doctec: klok: he will be leaving the foxes in the hen house
llanwydd: legend of hen house
Merlyn: lol llan
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: or, The Little Foxes
principalpoop: a foot is the leg end, I know that
llanwydd: rev. benny henn
doctec: (cue yakkety sax theme)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong enters the foot or leg end of the Hen House
principalpoop: is that the guy who slaps the devil out of peoples ears?
llanwydd: not that benny hen
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: He's being egged on by a foxy fox
doctec: jack benny's hen?
principalpoop: I shot cock robin
principalpoop: sure, henna color you want
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tune in 2 morrow for MTW's nes reality show, Foxing the Cheickens
doctec: henna penna
llanwydd: funny how falwell is so supportive of benny hinn
llanwydd: I've never seen such a phony
principalpoop: ahhh henny penny, I used to have a crush on her
klokwkdog: funny how McCain is so supportive of falwell
Hemlock Stones: Hemlock Stones:
llanwydd: that too, klok
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: Not all that funny...long thought he was a phony
principalpoop: principlepoop
Hemlock Stones: lol
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Dexter etc.....
Hemlock Stones: its contagious
doctec: grand canyon
principalpoop: no, but it is catching
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It's a butte
llanwydd: no it's a mound
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tech Control has just informed me it's a Mound
Hemlock Stones: i would have caught it but its my back you know ...
principalpoop: no, it was a mule
ah.clem: or Sky's niece Penny
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I've seen that mule in the Burrito
klokwkdog: Gloria Winters
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: His name is Don Qui
principalpoop: she was hot too hehe
llanwydd: gloria winters is a cold sounding name
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Clem: His nephew was Clifford
klokwkdog: she was a bit short
principalpoop: gloria something in playboy, hubba hubba
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Gloria Alleghlughlah
llanwydd: well where's Austin?
llanwydd: In texas
Merlyn: we'll all be having hot winters in the global warming future
Hemlock Stones: Gloria Mundi was just a one night stand
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Good news, at least he's outta Calif
doctec: sick transit
principalpoop: with martin, and lewis, and clark, at the bar
klokwkdog: Gloria Mundi got sick and missed the bus
||||||||| Catherwood ushers donk7 inside, makes a note of the time (11:30 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Hemlock Stones: thats latin for "my van broke down!"
llanwydd: gloria in an eggshell todayo
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey 7
llanwydd: hi donk
doctec: famous writers school
klokwkdog: vannis interruptus, Hemlock
donk7: howdy Dex
principalpoop: ahh phil is using the name donk7, hi donk
doctec: "i are a writer!"
Hemlock Stones: serves me right for driving without protection
donk7: hey llawydd, and all
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: If Phil A was using assumed name, Myrlyn would kkmow
Mudhead: hiya donk7
Hemlock Stones: hi there
principalpoop: bumped a bumper did you stones?
ah.clem: hi Don!
Hemlock Stones: heck no, i burned some rubber
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- Canonical "my van broke down" (Death Valley variant) road story on guest artist spot on KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic today
donk7: hey mudhead
donk7: ah clem,
klokwkdog: 'ello, Don
principalpoop: ahh, no fun dexter, no fantasy, no dreams, no silliness, no insanity, no end in site for my no example, no kidding
llanwydd: boring becomes election
Bambi: hey Don
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: K-No????????
Bambi was asleep at the keyboard
principalpoop: keno? bingo
principalpoop: wb bambi, you are dreaming
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Onceagain, D. Fong exhibits mental mastery of Bambi
Bambi: the Root cat woke me up
ah.clem: donk is a long time listener of "a few minutes" surprised you do not remember him
Bambi: he was asleep on my lap
Hemlock Stones: fortunately you missed the nightmare Bambi
principalpoop: welcome donk
doctec: root cats vs. mousers - on the next dr. phil
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Clem and Donk: Don't recognize the name....sorry =))
principalpoop: lucky root
Hemlock Stones: have you tried that Root Kit Beer ?
doctec: arrow root?
klokwkdog: well, at least Root wasn't out stealing stuff
doctec: sassy sparilla
principalpoop: and root beer for the young bucks
Bambi: well, except for last week, it has been a while since donk7 was in fst chat
Bambi: and Dex was away last week
principalpoop: what is in your garden this year llan?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: YOu will go back to sleepafter your next toasted almond
doctec: and i come and go with the wind
principalpoop: making any alcoholic beverages?
doctec: microorganism state park!
klokwkdog is reminded to get a beer
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Heh Heh Doc broke the wind He He
principalpoop: phewwww doc, you sure do
llanwydd: corn, cucumbers, radishes, lettuce, cabbage, okra, zucchini, basil dill, parsley and strawberries
principalpoop: who cut the cheese?
doctec: i break it i pay for it
principalpoop: no meat?
llanwydd: only the lettuce is starting to come up
Bambi: Root as in get root ... he hacked his way into our friend's house twice while we were up north when he was a kitten ... hence the name
doctec: foam on the range
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Inherit the wind...pay for the wind
llanwydd: and some stuff I have indoors, eggplant, green peppers
llanwydd: no I didn't plant meat this year
principalpoop: sprouting is the technical term, I have read
principalpoop: eggplant is almost meat
Merlyn: mushrooms are meat
principalpoop: you spilled your bill on the stove doc?
Hemlock Stones: surely not till it becomes a chicken plant PP
llanwydd: eggplant is my favorite vegetable
llanwydd: macrobiotic diets absolutely forbid eggplant
principalpoop: which comes first hemlock?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong spots a Stovebill chickendo c
Mudhead: corn puffs are mine
doctec: the division bill
Merlyn: wouldn't eggplant be dairy?
Hemlock Stones: hopefully the waiter PP
doctec: if i were you i wound't pay it!
Bambi: only when you have a young eggplant parmigiana on plate or as a sub...
principalpoop: macrobiotic? sounds communistic, a tic work, I can sing the tic
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Merlyn: Vegetairy or degatable
doctec: welcome to macrobiotic steak park!
principalpoop: eggplant sandwich, with mayo and mustard?
llanwydd: I don't know how anybody takes macrobiotics seriously
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Boney close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Please do not approach the agar solutoion geezer...er um guysers
doctec: animule, vestibule, or minimal?
llanwydd: you know a great sandwich is fried eggplant on sourdough with mayo and salt
Merlyn: I think it's amazing that the mayo clinic does world-class medical treatment AND a popular sandwich spread
principalpoop: ahh super, I can take pride at having no clue of what macrobiotics is
Hemlock Stones: well its a bit rude to laugh at them openly, we always wait till they ve gone
Bambi: hey boney
principalpoop: wb boney
llanwydd: LOL Merlyn
principalpoop: aminule
Boney: hi
Merlyn: I always thought a macrobiotic diet was eating freakishly large amebas
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: YOu look at those macrobiotics under an electron microscopic, it'll scare your pant off
Bambi: I like young eggplant with italian gravy and mozarella choose on toasted (made well) hoagie sub roll
llanwydd: yeah, those macrobes are deadly
doctec: gettin' ziggy with it
principalpoop: italian gravy?
Merlyn: I am the eggplant (hooo!) I am the eggplant (hoooo!) I am the wallmart! koo-koo-ka-choob
principalpoop: maranarara sauce?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi which mozare..a did you choose?
doctec: all in all you're just another brick in the walmart
llanwydd: mozzarello choose. I'd opt for that
klokwkdog: http://members.cox.net/skykingtv/gwc_pm.gif
Hemlock Stones: look at their pants under a microscope Dexter and you wont want to eat
Bambi: choose and cheese being the same
principalpoop: the solution is turning blue
llanwydd: Walk a mile in my choose
doctec: i small a giant rat
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ed Meese and Ed Moose being the same
klokwkdog almost thought the promised Rat would be a no-show
Bambi: I hear Hemlock Stones ;-)
principalpoop: choo-chooo all boaaaaaaard
doctec: i meese that moose
Boney: Is the voice of Grim reminiscent of John Carradine? I think so.
principalpoop: a second story man
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Choose for Industry
doctec: seven percent solution
doctec: make it a c note and we'll take the case
principalpoop: before inflation, that is sure
llanwydd: Ed Meese is related to edmund muskie
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: 93% of the problem
Boney: The Brain's voice is reminiscent of... But you know that.
Merlyn: meeses and muskies
principalpoop: choo
Hemlock Stones: sounds like a firm of realtors Merlyn
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Meeses make the best bait for muskies
Boney: edmund edmund
principalpoop: i hate meeses to pieces
llanwydd: I'm falling asleep. If Phil stops in tonight tell him I died
Mudhead: lol
llanwydd: and that I'll see him next week
Boney: We're waiting
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: What a brilliant death scene
llanwydd: hight folks
principalpoop: keep that thumb green, do not eat walnuts and run if you hear the sound oonie-oop llan
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night FLOK
Hemlock Stones: ok llan take care, see you next week i trust
Mudhead: night ll
klokwkdog: nite llan
doctec: nite llan
Bambi: night llanwydd
principalpoop: speaking of pennys, I will spend one
Merlyn: nite llan
Boney: nite nite
Boney: ach... how uncool
doctec: i've got to head on out myself - getting sleepy - lili's already crashed out
klokwkdog: nite DT; hi->Lili
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Doc and make sure Lili land safely
Mudhead: did he say 11 PST?
Bambi: night doc
Boney: later
klokwkdog: LOL, Mudhead
Mudhead: no doc
doctec: thx klok & i'll pass along all your good fishes to lili tomorrow morning
doctec: ttfn ttyl & nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Boney: He meant 3 AM, Mudhead
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:50 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong wonders if Klok is being Koi
Bambi thinks he did say that ...
Mudhead: this is longer than anyones been up before!
Hemlock Stones: Stop Carping Dexter
Boney: Kai is being coy?
Bambi: at least that's what he told Merlyn
klokwkdog: he said PDT??!!!!!
principalpoop: what should I ask phil? I am so nervous, I need discipline, I need a plan, I need organization
Mudhead: yummm, fish sticks
Boney: Kai is carping?
klokwkdog: i ain't gonna be around at 2AM!
ah.clem: thought he said 8 pst
principalpoop: who has pdt? that is fatal...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Okay..Everyone K-nows what to do? The moment Phil A shows, we all say good night and go away....right
Bambi: well if I remember correctly, I think Merlyn actually said 'Pacific time"
Mudhead: I've always been round
ah.clem: pdt
Boney: fish dicks? You'll have to excuse me, I'm hard of hearing.
klokwkdog: that sounds more reasonable, Clem
Merlyn: Phil said "back from dinner until eight or so pac. time,"
principalpoop: loool dex
Bambi: but maybe he's in Hawaii?!!
Hemlock Stones: surely Herring Boney
ah.clem: so give him 10 minutes
Boney: Hmm... Maybe it's because of this penis in my ear
klokwkdog: Hawaii is not on Pac time
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: But keep a straight face
Boney: Wahoo
klokwkdog: dinner can be a long drawn-out affair. real people out-draw us electronic folk
Bambi: maybe not, but it's in the Pacific
Boney: Mahi Mahi
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: what do I do again dexter? I will write it down this time
klokwkdog: poor Hemlock must have toothpicks holding his eyelids open
Mudhead: I dont mind, I only have to wake up tommorrow so they dont bury the body
Boney: I can outdraw any damn chalk artist
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: As soon as PHil A shows up (snicker), you say good night and exit
Boney: I can outdraw 'em with my electronic tablet
klokwkdog: Last nite on The Linux Link Tech Show, they had some guy from Denmark in by Skype and he lasted until nearly 10:30 PM EDT (Denmark is on MET, 6 hours ahead of EDT)
Merlyn: it's no guarantee he'll show up...
klokwkdog: Dex - it would be polite to greet Phil first...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: afkfr
Boney: and my pressure sensitive pen... Which is presently stuck in my ear
principalpoop: my drawl has improved, but folks are still confused when I talk about my sgar sgars
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: WE"RE looking for dramatic impact here
Boney: some artists got mad at me and told me to stick it in my ear
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: adn awfrf
Hemlock Stones: and dont forget the irony Dex
||||||||| Catherwood intones "It's 11:56 PM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug.
Boney: so I did
principalpoop: good night
Phil Austin: lord god I'm late but I'm here, trailing clouds of glory
Bambi: there he is now ... Hi Phil!
Merlyn: hey phil, we were just complaining about you
Hemlock Stones: Well its goodnight from me, no wait a minute
klokwkdog: Dex -- it sounds like punishment :-)
Mudhead: hi Phil
Boney: I'm an insane artist, like Van Gough
klokwkdog: WB, Phil!
ah.clem: welcome,
Hemlock Stones: Good to see you Phil
klokwkdog: Phil -- we were in midst of making a suicide pact to exit once you showed ;-)
Phil Austin: Hi, whoever's left. Sorry to be so late, but got tied up at the Tides Tavern in Gig Harbor
principalpoop: oops, what do i do next fong?
Merlyn: we kinda figured dinner ran long
Mudhead: they untied you?
ah.clem: he's down, grounded safe and sound
principalpoop: tied up? I hope there was no shooting
Bambi: must have had a nice dinner ... always hard to give up on a good dinner :-)
klokwkdog: Phil -- Tom (Doc Tech) said to say hi
Phil Austin: very beautiful here, sunshine day and the sun is just now going down
principalpoop: several folks who could not stay said to say and best wishes
Hemlock Stones: its just coming up here !
Mudhead: isnt the horizon moving up?
Boney: Life is performance art. Performed badly. Slowly with inadequate timing.
Phil Austin: klok: sorry I missed him. Was Lily present?
klokwkdog avoids the obvious FST retort
principalpoop: ahh california dreaming
Bambi: llanwydd said something too ... just before he had to leave (falling asleep)
klokwkdog: Phil -- see log. Doc left 'cause Lili was already sawing logs
Phil Austin: I screwed up last week, meant to be here and then blew it
ah.clem: just Doc
principalpoop: from what I hear here, lili is doing much better, I hope that is the case
klokwkdog: Phil -- we were congratulating Hemlock for his stamina -- it's coming up on 5AM in the UK...
Phil Austin: anything I should know about tonight?
Bambi: Elayne was here earlier too
Mudhead: glad to finally meet one of you, I must say you've entertained me greatly since the late 60's. Thank you.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: Phil -- CNI Radio is running Giant Rat at the moment
principalpoop: what should I say fong? I am lost
Merlyn: nothing special, phil
donk7: who's this Phil Austin , guy ?
Hemlock Stones: i second that Mudhead
Bambi: well, there's what llanwydd said he'd do
klokwkdog: Dex -- here's your chance to put some awful lines in Poop's mouth ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
principalpoop: it is an honor :D wow, someone who has given me so much pleasure for so many years, thank you sir
klokwkdog: Don -- he's a Red, obviously
Mudhead: gnite Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Mudhead and yells "oh, fuck off Mudhead!"
Bambi: we are enjoying The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra now
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: adn awfrf
Merlyn: well, THAT worked
Mudhead: oh goodness
klokwkdog: Merlyn -- very apropos
Phil Austin: wait, what happened to Lil?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Got dropped, back now and better than ever
Mudhead: lets stand Catherwood on his head, I love abusing bots
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Mudhead and says "Something I can help with?"
klokwkdog: Phil -- she fell asleep
Phil Austin: back now, had to run down to the car and unload groceries
Mudhead: yes
klokwkdog: Phil -- if you mean tonight
klokwkdog: otherwise it's a long story
Phil Austin: Oh, I thought Lil had some sickness beyond sleep
Phil Austin: klok: yeah, I meant tonight. any gossip?
Merlyn: she's getting over the chemotherapy still, I think
ah.clem: ok made the obligitory radio plug
klokwkdog: Phil -- no, you can check the log; she was a silent presence the whole night. Doc did all the typing so she had no direct presence in the chat tonight
ah.clem: yes, she has been quite ill
Phil Austin: Merlyn: chemo for what?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil< you want gossip...Lindsay Lohan is no longer dating George Bush
klokwkdog: Yeah, Phil, the little heartbreaker dumped him for (can't believe this) Dick Cheney
Phil Austin: I'm so sorry to hear about Lil, I was completely unaware what with travel and travail I haven't been checking in here often enough
Merlyn: lili's had some kind of cancer, but the latest word is she seems to have beaten it
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil A: Perhaps the worst is over with Lili
Merlyn: breast cancer, from the logs
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Death being the only cure
klokwkdog: Phil -- yeah. Doc T can probably summarize it better in an email
Mudhead: Phil, I do have a business question about your show business. If its not too sensitive. Does the FST have a large worldwide presence, are they known/played in the UK?
principalpoop: cheese logs cause cancer? brie?
Merlyn: hey mudhead, they played london back in November for BBC radio
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Nope , Roquefort
Hemlock Stones: Mudhead, i know they have a cult following in the UK
Boney: Allergic to nuts?
principalpoop: ahh those darn roques
klokwkdog: BTW Phil, congrats on the FST's "Dwarf" making it into this year's Smithsonian collection
ah.clem: Stones would know, lol
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Boney: No, always a pleasure to see you =))
Phil Austin: mud: I really don't know. I see a few sales of records in Uk and more in canada
Boney: Nuts in the cheese logs
Phil Austin: klok: thanks and it's actually the Library of Congress
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil: It
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It;s Cat bauying them
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- didn't Tony Blair order ASBOs on all those FST cult members over there?
Boney: on the cheese logs... They tend to be on top
Mudhead: Perhaps a weekly earlier chat might work for our dear friends over the pond
klokwkdog: Sorry Phil :-( It's, um, late. Yeah, that's why I said that...
Phil Austin: Merlyn made a direct appeal to all members of FST today, anyone beside me show up?
Hemlock Stones: not yet Klok but i am sure he will get round to it, eveything else is illegal now
Merlyn: we had some australian for a while at the IFC chats I think
Merlyn: Nope, just you phil
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil A: Sorry hat to attend anarchist's n\meeting
Mudhead: do we know donk7?
ah.clem: still quite a great feat, Library of Congress, but not surprising, as Dwarf is a national treasure
Phil Austin: It's beginning to look as if the long-awaited Nick Danger boxed set to end all boxed sets is going to happen this year
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hooray!!!
Merlyn: great news, phil! from lodestone?
Bambi: yes, we do ... he's been an FST fan since he was in radio in college in the early 70s
klokwkdog: the mother of all Nick Danger boxed sets?
Hemlock Stones: thats good news Phil, i will tell Nancy now shes back in LA
ah.clem: we all need more Nick Danger! :)
klokwkdog: Here's the company they were in, folks (list on this page): http://www.onpointradio.org/shows/2006/04/20060425_b_main.asp
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: You mean Louise Yamamoto Danger
Phil Austin: Just had a nice call from Richard Foos at Shout!Factory (zulu click spelling) and despite some recent controversy, they really want to do it
Mudhead: Phil, could you tell me about the hamburger on the highway in Mystic Connecticut?
Merlyn: ah, right, the former Rhino people
Boney: Make mine cheddar with bacon. With SPAM Lite on the side. http://www.swisscolony.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=112770&itemType=PRODUCT&iProductID=112770
Phil Austin: Lodestone and FST together are trying to get The XM shows so we can release some material
klokwkdog: there are already ex-Rhino people? Sheesh am I getting old...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong Prefers the Rhino people to the Snake clan]
Mudhead: I have a story Id like to tell you sometime
Phil Austin: Mystic Hamburgers seemed the way to go
Hemlock Stones: do they still do Mystic vegiburgers ?
Mudhead: There really was burger all over the highway
Merlyn: even better, Phil - ah, clem played some XM bits earlier
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ...and there's ethereal ground beef all over the highway
Phil Austin: Yeah, Shoutfactory is all that's left of the Old Rhino, which was acquired by Warners and turned into a reissue label only
Merlyn: I have to put out more sound clips for the podcasting
Merlyn: goes with mystic pizza
ah.clem: shhh Merlin
klokwkdog: Whenever I'm in Mystic, I always ask people, "Where's a good place around here to get pizza?"
Mudhead: My friends stepfather owned a meat packing company, as retaliation the son unscrewed the hinges of their delivery truck
ah.clem: well it was with permission from the artists, right, Phil
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: What do they tell you?
Boney: But seriously folks... These days it's fishburgers for me at the local drive-thru
klokwkdog: Oh, they don't get the joke, Dex. Play it straight and sing the praises of...Mystic Pizza...
Phil Austin: ahclem: what are we talking about? I was off looking at the log for a minute
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Boney: Like shooting fish in a barrel-drive -thru
Phil Austin: mystic fish
klokwkdog: the other fun thing about Mystic is the Mystic Seaquarium, which has a microwave sensor for its burglar alarm or door opener or something
Boney: At home I fry wild salmon burger patties
principalpoop: your fish is stic, phil? try giving it pizza
ah.clem: CNI radio, non proffit internet feed
klokwkdog: whatever it is, it sprays out onto I-95 and so that stretch of the road is always spooky as everyones' radar detectors go off and they stomp on the brakes
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tetrus Pyrimiodamis, a natura; for the smalle rtank
principalpoop: shhh, ah, clem, you'll spill the beans
Merlyn: "I brake for fish"
klokwkdog: even the locals do it, 'cause the police know about the effect and hide their real radar in the beam
Phil Austin: ah: I suppose one or the other of us must have given permission, if they asked
Hemlock Stones: I just fish for breaks Merlyn
Boney: I brake for fish on bicycles
klokwkdog: "then these are my sewers" -- love that line!
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong Big Fiah, wide load:
ah.clem: Dave did,
klokwkdog likes Giant Rat, for obvious reasons
Merlyn: I think everything Clem played is also available on the website as XM clips anyway
principalpoop: ah, clem stops packing his bags
ah.clem: and I thought the other was you, have to check logs
Merlyn: pack my bags with five dozen liquor jugs
Mudhead: Phil, any film/video planned for the FST?
Bambi: the permission you and Dave Ossman gave JimmyLee to replay FST on the non-profit internet station ... it's in the old logs .. two different logs when you two were here.
Merlyn: oops, my box I mean
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Have Jugs pack my 5 liquor bags
Phil Austin: Ok, here's an important question: Anyone watched 12 oz. Mouse?
Bambi: I have a copy of those logs somewhere here
Boney: Yes
Mudhead: yes
principalpoop: what?
Phil Austin: I'm wearing, for the first time, my Eye t-shirt I ordered from Adult Swim
Boney: and Space Ghost and Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken
klokwkdog: I had choice of cable TV or cable modem, and as a result, can't watch Adult Swim :-(
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies tracy into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 12:21 AM, then departs.
principalpoop: ahhh cartoon channel
Phil Austin: I also have Fitz (the Mouse) drinking beer on a black t-shirt and damn proud of it
principalpoop: hi tracy
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tracy, you're jusst in time
Boney: Space Ghost reminds me of Don Imus
Hemlock Stones: Hi Tracy
Phil Austin: best line from 12ozmouse? "I like .....beer. (pause) Especially this one.
principalpoop: adn arghsu
klokwkdog is thus totally deprived of recent entertainment culture
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Easy for you to say Ppp
Phil Austin: I just ordered the complete DVD collection of Space Ghost as well
ah.clem: could not have been the other Phil or Peter, think back about 3 years
Boney: Did you see Space Ghost interview William Shatner?
klokwkdog: Clem -- might be something to find and nail down for later
Phil Austin: Watch Adult Swim from 10;30 pm on on Cartoon Network, some uneven shows, but some real gems as well. The best comic writing in USA aat the moment, as far as I'm concerned
klokwkdog: "you criminals have run up a big bill of rights!"
principalpoop: cat would know for sure
Boney: Where to buy the DVD? At the Cartoon Network website?
Boney: the artwork is stylin'
Phil Austin: ah: hope there's not some problem, because you have my complete permission, no matter what
Bambi: no, it was Phil Austin for sure. We have only 'met' Phil Austin and Dave Ossman here
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil A.: Better than South Park or Ssimpsons?
Phil Austin: Boney: yes, the addled Adult Swim website. Ooooona also ordered the Stewie(Family Guy) blowup chair which is quite wonderful
tracy: I can't believe you can get there from here
Bambi: and Phil actually called the show one time
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tracy: If you wanna get there, you gotta stick it out
klokwkdog: well, anyone can listen to what CNI is putting out via the link at the top of this chat
Bambi: thanks Phil :-)
Hemlock Stones: and you have to start young too
Phil Austin: Dex: I just don't find the Simpsons more than averagely funny, inspite of my huge admiration for Mat Groiening and Harry Shearer. I just thing Futurama is incredibly superiour writing
klokwkdog: which happens to be the conclusion of Giant Rat
Bambi: we haven't had any questions about permission as far as I know.
Merlyn: Adult Swim shop is here: http://www.adultswim.com/shop/index.html
Boney: I'll order that when I order the Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre 30th Anniversary DVD
klokwkdog: or the conclusion 3 minutes ago, since there's a lag due to the dialup connection
Boney: Which is not available at Adult Swim
Bambi: and we don't make them available for replay ... just the live shows
klokwkdog: good show, Clem!
Boney: Do you listen to Le Show?
tracy: Sorry, I'm a email virgin (or vegen, NOT
Merlyn: and it's on "degraded audio"
Bambi: yes, much fun for sure!
Hemlock Stones: Thanks once again Clem
Phil Austin: But my tastes really run to Harvey Birdman, 12 oz. Mouse, Aqua teen hunger force and Sealab
klokwkdog: Clem -- after trying to cut some audio for you guys, I realize how hard it is to be so casually good at announcing
principalpoop: ahhh, clem thanks so much, super show
Mudhead: Aqua Teen is hip
Hemlock Stones: over here Phil we like American Dad
Mudhead: TY ah,clem
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Thanks Clem and Bambi
Hemlock Stones: sweet dreams, Clem and Bambi
klokwkdog: Phil -- I think Simpsons, South Park, etc. were edgy at first, but quickly moved into dragging out the same old joke for the audience
Phil Austin: Ooooona just loves Aqua Teen. One of the reasons i bought the complete Space Ghost was hopefully to see the episode in which Shake, Meatwad and Frylock first show up in the world
Bambi: Sweet Dreams Hemlock!
Boney: The corporate censorship of South Park and Chef's quitting the show is maybe more interesting than the show itself these days
Bambi: almost 5:30 AM there!
Phil Austin: Hemlock: American Dad certainly has its moments, but I thing Family Guy is better
klokwkdog switches to fallingstars.co.kr pop channel...
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk7 - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: yes i tend to agree but i have a thing about Reston VA lol
principalpoop: meatwad? he might have been in chat here, tall guy? mustache?
Merlyn: American Dad seems almost too similar to Family Guy in the format, etc
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong switches to bio-diesel
ah.clem: ok, Phil, who was Barney?
Phil Austin: I've recently been watching Southpark because our kids love it. It's visually wonderful, but so dark and cynical it's hard to get used to
Boney: Matt and Trey went to Columbine High School... Incredible.
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: they are growing up in a different world, that is sure
Boney: No wonder they're dark and cynical
Phil Austin: Merlyn: one problem is that Seth McFarlane does so many voices on Family Guy that when he's doing them for American Dad it can seem a bit repetitive.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Dark and cynical...sounds like A-Rabs to me Jim
Phil Austin: Got to love Brian on Family Guy
principalpoop: no profiling dex no
Phil Austin: Truly? Matt and Trey really went to Columbine?
Boney: Matt and Trey found a constructive way to go postal. Slaughter lies, not your classmates
klokwkdog: I live in Rhode Island and don't get it. (both RI and Family Guy)
Merlyn: you mean you can't see it or you don't understand it?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kloik: If you just keep your thumb on your place.....
Hemlock Stones: we are fortunate over here in the UK to still get some good radio comedy on national radio
klokwkdog: I helped an underage kid get into the South Park movie, which was partially about adults getting underage kids into an R movie...but I don't "get" South Park, either. It works for me for 5, 10 episodes, but no more
Phil Austin: Up here in the murderous northwest, we just went through two aborted school shootings, one in the Middle School that our kid Nick attends
Boney: Murder hypocrisy
Boney: Not students
klokwkdog: sorry to hear that, Phil.
Phil Austin: klok: very odd experience, to say the least
Boney: Where are you in the Northwest? North Pole Alaska?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil" It you wanna start young, you gotta shoot it out
klokwkdog: groan
Phil Austin: Boney: southern puget sound
Merlyn: lol dex
principalpoop: there is a gun store across the street from the botetourt high school here, sw virginia
Boney: The Tacoma Aroma
klokwkdog: my cousin farms puget sound for kelp
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Merl: Sorry to be so darfk and cynical
principalpoop: what bait does he use to catch the kelp?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: KLok: Does he have a eklp hound....Goes Kelp kelp
Merlyn: I don't mind dark and cynical humor
Hemlock Stones: Kelp ? i need somebody !
Boney: http://arts.ucsc.edu/Gdead/AGDL/pride.html
klokwkdog: poop -- he hires locals to harvest it; I don't know what they use. He just markets it
ah.clem: Phil: if you played Barney we did a segment on CNI radio, although you caught me off gaurd, as one of our listeners asked you to call in...and I did not expect it, but came out nice anyway
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Stones: Kelp!! i need sombody
klokwkdog: Hemlock - how veddy, veddy Brit. Gonna do your chav act next? ;-)
Phil Austin: Ah, Tacoma. You'll remember that the two Maryland Snipers got their guns from Bullseye Gu;ns in Tacoma
Merlyn: kind of a long drive
Hemlock Stones: I ask the questions Dexter
klokwkdog: Phil -- they could tell by the smell?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Wanna K=nock a homa...get your gun in Tacoma
principalpoop: I was in bremerton for about a year, the NW is beautiful
klokwkdog: I got a whiff of Tacoma years ago all the way up at Sea-Tac and that was enough for me...
Phil Austin: ah:I do play Barney and damn proud of it. One of my favorite characters. Named after the Big Blonde's dad, by the way
Phil Austin: poop: in Bremerton because of Naval servitude, or just life?
ah.clem: ok, you were on our station
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil: Thought Barney was purple
Boney: The Tacoma Aroma refers to the lumber industry there.
ah.clem )
principalpoop: did the home port change of the nimitz, went around the horn
Phil Austin: Boney: as I detailed ad nauseum in Ed Woodpecker, Private Eye, the smell and the pulp mills are now gone, but the reputation lingers on in the scented air
klokwkdog: boney -- smelled like paper mills to me. Worse than the Champion ones in NC and that monster south of Richmond
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil: LIke a car with the a body in the trunk...always has an oder
Bambi: I have read a good part of Ed Woodpecker's story online
principalpoop: panama city florida has beautiful white sand beaches, and paper mills when the wind blows the wrong way
Boney: The air smells good now? Hey, they cleaned up the Potomac river, too, I'm told. Oh. Sorry. Wrong Washington.
Phil Austin: poop: I just wrote up the experience of chaperoning our twins third grade class to the Naval Undersea Nightmare Museum in Silverdale. My friend Pat Fraley, one of the voices of the Ninja turkles, has an old cabin in Bremerton
klokwkdog: well that must've helped property values in Tacoma; those in Seattle seem moon-bound
Phil Austin: wrote it up in my blog, that is
principalpoop: submarines did not interest me, give me an airport and 3 nuclear reactors 7 stories above the sea
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tacoma Real Estate...always under the gun
ah.clem: well. time to squeese the wheese here Barney, an honor to speak with you but 12:30 on the east coast
Merlyn: Phil, would you want any of your blog entries copied over to the fireblog?
principalpoop: I saw tonight you have updates to your blog, I had not checked back in a while
Mudhead: ahh, they fascinate me, we build em across the river
tracy: Hello
Hemlock Stones: Ok all people great and small, its getting on for six am here so i have to call it quits for this week,
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi
Phil Austin: ah: nighty night, so nice to talk to you
ah.clem: good night and God bless everyone
klokwkdog: good-night, then, Clem. Great show tonight. I was worried Giant Rat wouldn't make the list
Mudhead: ni stones
principalpoop: cherrio hemlock
||||||||| ah.clem rushes off, saying "12:43 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Mudhead: ni ah, clem n Bambi
Phil Austin: Hemlock: get some sleep
principalpoop: have a super week, and thanks again ah, clem
Boney: Is there any chance that text transcripts of your classic albums will someday be uploaded to the FST.com website?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night or morning Hemlock
klokwkdog: great you could last it out, Stones!
principalpoop: ops fast
Hemlock Stones: thanks for the fun have a happy and healthy week everyone
klokwkdog: tell Tony B to straighten up and fly right for a change
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Clem and Bambi
principalpoop: night night bambi
Bambi: good night all .. great to see you Phil .. see you all next week .. same bat station...
Hemlock Stones: good night all
Phil Austin: boney: I'll discuss it with David. Could happen, I suppose, but I should check with him
Boney: thnx
klokwkdog: nite Bambi (cryptogram in flite, not important)
Phil Austin: Bambi: Night and I'll try to get in earlier next week
tracy: Before you go I have a quesyion
principalpoop: you know many of your old audience are on fixed incomes as seniors? how dare you release a new nick danger boxed collection? :)
klokwkdog: no reason to be queasy
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Right on Poop
Bambi: cool!
Phil Austin: tracy: question for me?
klokwkdog: we better un-fix our incomes, then ;-)
Bambi: night Klok ... will check for it now ... important or not, they are fun
principalpoop: part d for danger lol
Mudhead: Use your Medicare part B to help pay for it, laughter is good medicine
Bambi waves nytol!
||||||||| Bambi rushes off, saying "12:46 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Apparently Tracy has a rather lenghthy query
klokwkdog: maybe a dialup delay ;-)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Fortunately *I* have a rather lenghthy answer
Merlyn: it better not be that one about the porridge bird
principalpoop: listening to them, oops to you, does keep us young
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: lol Merlyn
Boney: I nearly overdosed. On Nytol, not laughter. Nytol is really benedril. Need it for my ear problem
tracy: You know they say if your asleep and you dream your falling if you don't wake up. your dead. Who'd they ask?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What??????
Phil Austin: We'll wait for Tracy. I don't know if anyone remembers, but Tracy, California used to be the hq of the John Bitch Society
klokwkdog recalls the SNL skit in which Shatner is queried by rabid Star Trek fan on some minor detail of 21st episode of 2nd season of original Star Trek at a convention
Boney: Really, I just overslept. I didn't overdose on benedril
Mudhead: they'd sit around and Bitch all day?
Merlyn: good typo, phil
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: What was his answer
klokwkdog: one of the better SNL skits I ever saw, and the one that spawned "Get a Life!"
principalpoop: john bitch society? oh those nasty whiners
Phil Austin: Merlyn: actually intentional, sorry to say
Merlyn: well, "get a life" was a cliché already
principalpoop: I was thinking of tracy ulman, love her sister liz too
tracy: Does the obit read cause of deathy was dreaming and didnt wake up
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tracy: They asked paratroopers
klokwkdog: after which the Trekkie convention took Shatner aside and explained what would happen to his fee, etc. and Shatner came back and said he was just demonstrating "the bad Captain Kirk"
Boney: benadryl
Boney: been a drill
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Fall in Mens
Boney: It's okay, they're speaking Chinese
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Frank Lloyd WQright's new home falling Mensa
principalpoop: I forget which album, but you had that funny skit, and the funny voices and then one of you makes a reference to something, what was that about? thanks in advance...
klokwkdog: wow, that is a tough question at this time of night. my brain hurts; i await the answer...
tracy: Cure for aids Tryonoasital
Boney: I'm a retard, my IQ is too low for Mensa
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Poop: Lol
klokwkdog: Boney -- you can cheat on that Mensa test; it's easy
Boney: Although at 129 it's 17 points higher than Lenny Bruce's IQ
klokwkdog: Boney -- or you can find a dead Mensa member and re-activate their ID
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Prooving that ...prooving that...prooving what?
Boney: Raising the gay dead = necronancy?
Phil Austin: asleeeeeeep now. West Coast sleep
klokwkdog: Now I'm going to have a dream of fallling tonight. Thanks, Tracy :-(
tracy: Aliens!!! All aliens must register. Those withot forms
Merlyn: nite phil
klokwkdog: nite PA
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: As The Pacific waves goodbye to Phil A., let us wave hello to Phil A
Boney: Over 90% of all dead Mensa members voted for the Dubster
klokwkdog: Dunno about the rest of you, but I'm off
principalpoop: thanks again for all the joy you have given many many people, you all do deserve recognition at the LOC, night night
Mudhead: nite Phil, it was nice to finally meet one of you
tracy: im wavin aws we speak
klokwkdog: What was that UK headline, "How could 53 million Americans be so dumb?"
||||||||| klokwkdog scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's klokwkdog?! It's 12:54 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
principalpoop: adn arghus too
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I'm out, see ypu all next week, thanks for coming PHIL A.
Phil Austin: Good night all, Good night and flights of angels .... fly around your sleeping selves
principalpoop: night all gngl toodles
Mudhead: im going also dear friends, its almost 1 here
tracy: nite Phil
Mudhead: see ya next week Lord willin
Boney: The ghost of Wally Cox wants me to stop running around town with his credit card
||||||||| Mudhead is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 12:56 AM.
Boney: After you, Phil. No? OK, I'll go first.
||||||||| Boney leaves to catch the 12:57 AM train to California.
tracy: So nobody gets home around now/
Merlyn: I think phil may get reaped
Phil Austin: Oh, and Tom and Lil, if you read this in the log, please forgive Oona and my ignorance. Our love to you and congrats on getting through something so huge. Love, love
tracy: if he sews so shall he reap
Phil Austin: goodnight Tracy
tracy: Is that like goodnite Gracie?
||||||||| "1:00 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Phil Austin, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Merlyn: I'll wait for Catherwood to announce the time...
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 1:00 AM"
Merlyn shushes Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Merlyn and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 1:01 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
tracy: And drops into the biggest fucking hole that this stinkin desert has ever seen/
tracy: Phil, thanks for the goodnite
tracy: You may wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waitng room, I'll be right back
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| principalpoop - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| tracy - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong
Dr. Headphones
Hemlock Stones
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"