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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 18, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern ... "shoes"'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 18, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: i'll ber here in an hour (7 my time)
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ddywnallllanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (9:07 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| 9:07 PM: postDeluvianKlok jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
postDeluvianKlok: hey llan
ddywnallllanwydd: how's things?
postDeluvianKlok: drying out
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits in the comfy chair.
ddywnallllanwydd: not where I am
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: hi Clem, Cat, llanwydd, Klok
ddywnallllanwydd: hi bambi
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dr. HackenTween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dr. HackenTween: Evenin' all...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's Boney, just back from Funfun Town."
ddywnallllanwydd: hey tween!
Bambi: hi Tweeny
postDeluvianKlok: 'lo Bambi, Clem
Dr. HackenTween: Hey Bone...
postDeluvianKlok: hi Tweeny
Boney: Help me crack the Firesign Code.
ddywnallllanwydd: having slight glitch. will return in 30 seconds
Dr. HackenTween: Let's go camping!
postDeluvianKlok: good luck llan
Dr. HackenTween: Wake Of The Flood, Klok?
Boney: the bald guy reminds me of da Vinci
ddywnallllanwydd: that's better
postDeluvianKlok: wake next week sometime; more precip on the way
Bambi: hi Boney
ddywnallllanwydd: WotF is Grateful Dead
Boney: lo bamb
ddywnallllanwydd: I've had that ablume
Dr. HackenTween: Jeeze Klok. Got the pontoons on the house yet?
postDeluvianKlok: don't have their catalog memorised, Tweeny
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 9:12 PM.
ddywnallllanwydd: Hi Merlyn!
Dr. HackenTween: Hey Merlyn...
Boney: I've mentioned Pride of Cucamonga before
postDeluvianKlok: Tweeny -- no, RI was towed out to sea to escape the worst of it
ddywnallllanwydd: sing something phil
Merlyn: hi all
Bambi: hi Merlyn
Dr. HackenTween: LoL
postDeluvianKlok: wb Merlyn
ddywnallllanwydd: I miss RI. I lived there for a little while
postDeluvianKlok: an Irish priest
postDeluvianKlok: i don't miss it
Dr. HackenTween: I've confessed to Father Corona on numerous occasions...
ddywnallllanwydd: what is de cross made of
postDeluvianKlok: william jennings bryan
Dr. HackenTween: See what I'm holding over your heads lads?
Bambi: BambisMusings.com is back again and has a new look: http://www.bambismusings.com
ddywnallllanwydd: by the way, what were the seven cities of gold? Las Vegas wasn't really one of them was it?
Dr. HackenTween: And a fine look it is, Bambi :)
Dr. HackenTween: Couldn't tell ya, LL.
postDeluvianKlok has confessed to just about everyone in times of acute dysentery
ddywnallllanwydd: I'll look it up on the web sometime
Bambi: thanks Tweeny
Boney: a fish tank
Bambi: yep...something fishy on the Internet these days Boney
Boney: which fish is named Bambi?
Dr. HackenTween: Speaking of... Cat. have you seen th giant crabs that are apparently haunting nothern euro? Klok sent a great article. Van was supposedly affected as well.
postDeluvianKlok: that may explain Cat's absence
Boney: a fish named Bambi
Bambi: the Bambi fish hasn't shown up yet ... elusive little bugger lol
Dr. HackenTween: Oops. He was here earlier. Must've gotten et.
postDeluvianKlok: yeah, the chimera remake of A Fish Called Wanda
Boney: et tu
Dr. HackenTween: Bambi, did you guys get those Frankenfish that they had in MD a while back?
Boney: fish tacos
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:20 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Billville."
Boney: Senator Fishburger
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Dr. HackenTween: Muddy kneeeees...
ddywnallllanwydd: howdy mud
Mudhead: Welcome Senator, im proud to be an owned man...
Bambi: nope, but had some snow crab legs for Clem's birthday yesterday
||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:21 PM, then departs.
Bambi: and some popcorn shrimp and rolls
Dr. HackenTween: The class will be called to order...
Mudhead: hthis order is short some class
principalpoop: change the soap he uses to cure those crab legs
Boney: don't play with Firesign or you'll be a fried fish
Bambi: Catherwood wish Clem a happy birthday
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bambi
postDeluvianKlok: wrong track
Bambi: hi princep
principalpoop: fried? yes
principalpoop: how old is he?
Mudhead: im beatin Catherwood with a fried fish
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Mudhead
Dr. HackenTween: The big 50 yesterday, eh Clem?
postDeluvianKlok: not very nice, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside postDeluvianKlok and yells "My ears are burning..."
Bambi: gonna have to get sneeky lol
Bambi: Catherwood pour Clem a happy birthday
||||||||| Catherwood brings clem a happy birthday.
principalpoop: 50? over the hill
postDeluvianKlok: yep, first third of his life is definitely over now, Tweeny
Mudhead: Ive crested that hill
ah,clem: yup /1/2 a century
postDeluvianKlok: he's got to get serious about stuff now, none of that kid stuff
Boney: did anyone else notice? Sterling Hayden played a four star Air Force general, a four star Air Force general named Hayden wants to be CIA director
Dr. HackenTween: Maybe if we get a national health care system, Klok.
Boney: Jack Ripper
postDeluvianKlok: dunno Boney; he looks like Dr. Strangelove to me!
Bambi: me too Mudhead ... it's a very small hill really ;-)
Dr. HackenTween: The plot thickens, Bone...
ddywnallllanwydd: I hope he doesn't know about Plan R
principalpoop: who is sterling hayden? did he play with hendrix?
Boney: I think you've got your eggheads scrambled
Dr. HackenTween: I think they're saving Plan R for Iran.
principalpoop: they are in everybodys eggs
Dr. HackenTween: Yeah, lead harmonica P...
principalpoop: harmonicas are made of lead?
Mudhead: only the ones over the hill
Dr. HackenTween: Only the ones filled with hydrogen that dock in NJ.
Mudhead: Oh the humanity
Mudhead: oh, sorry...the HUMIDITY
principalpoop: I have been reading about negroponte, and we made him the chief of all our intelligence, I give up
Mudhead: anyone got my clown nose or rubber chicken?
principalpoop: you can rub my chicken if you want
Mudhead: Im missin my chattering teeth also
postDeluvianKlok: we didn't make him, his buddies appointed him
Mudhead: annointed him rather
postDeluvianKlok: the Hero of Nicaragua, El Salvador, etc.
principalpoop: nobody filibustered that bastard, gosh
Mudhead: special oil from bush Land
Bambi looks in her pockets. Sorry, nothing in pockets but this little chromium switch here....
Dr. HackenTween: The new Fiore animation is about the new CIA cheif: http://markfiore.com/email/lt/t_go.php?i=70&e=OTkzMQ==&l=http://www.markfiore.com/animation/snuggly.html
Mudhead: Didnt Ralph sell those Fiore's alongside the Winnebago's?
ddywnallllanwydd: who won a bagel, mud?
Mudhead: Im behind the bar
ddywnallllanwydd: oh, winneBAGO
Dr. HackenTween: Somebody let Mud out!
principalpoop: I feel better already
Mudhead: just a jeraboam of champagne for everyone
principalpoop: root beer for me please
Dr. HackenTween: A Barq's fan are ya P?
Mudhead: one root for poop, and a kaopectat
Mudhead: Ruff Ruff
ddywnallllanwydd: I wonder if root beer is actually based on an alcoholic beverage
principalpoop: at the copa, copa acetic, the finest acid this side if citric
ddywnallllanwydd: LOL pp
principalpoop: I am on the wagon, I hit my head last time I tried to step off
Mudhead: I just bought a half gallon of root beer flavoring
principalpoop: how does that work?
Dr. HackenTween: May your horses pull strongly, P.
principalpoop: do you use soda water or what with it?
Mudhead: just gotta add my own flavor, color and...sweetner
Mudhead: i was just gonna freeze it actually
principalpoop: I am over the hill, I can coast but thanks HnT
Mudhead: mix it into cream soda
Dr. HackenTween: LOL P
principalpoop: what was those root beer fizzie things? those were dangerous
Mudhead: thats called a Yumpin Yahimeny where I come from
Dr. HackenTween: Anybody tried Ginseng Rush? A pretty nice soda.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:36 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
ddywnallllanwydd: jumpin jimenez
Mudhead: I thought it was Oxy Limbaugh
principalpoop: ahh so fong
Dexter Fong: Damn! Didn't get the memo about an early start
Dr. HackenTween: Flaco was jumping?
Dr. HackenTween: Yo Dex...
Dexter Fong: Damn! Didn't get the memo about an early start
principalpoop: yimmining mine
Dexter Fong: Damn! Didn't get the memo about an early start
Dexter Fong: Wow...triplets
Bambi: hi Dex
Dr. HackenTween: An Oxy Limbaugh. Pretty good, Mud :)
principalpoop: ahhh so fong
Mudhead: From a person whos a user, not abuser of prescription narcotics, Im ashamed we call Rush an American
ddywnallllanwydd: what do you think will happen to limbo?
Dr. HackenTween: I don't, Mud ;)
principalpoop: tell it like it was....
Mudhead: It'll just get caught in the middle
Dexter Fong: Hi there Bambi, llan, Tween, Muddie, ppp, fading klok, Boney clem and Merlyn
ddywnallllanwydd: Oh that's right it already happened
Dr. HackenTween: Just another part of the incredible hypocracy of the Right, LL.
principalpoop: is that court case still going on? a regular person would be doing cold turkey in jail already
Mudhead: But I've now found out you really DO get addicted to Oxy
Dr. HackenTween: Put drug users in prison and throw away the key. All except for me, of course.
Dexter Fong sings "I wan't an Oxy doll just like my dear old dad
Mudhead: Poor granma, shes usin drugs
principalpoop: that stuff made of oranges that cleans clothes? I have seen the infomercial
Mudhead: yup, i just need a quart man, cant ya hook me up...I just gotta clean my ...floor, thats it
principalpoop: oh, I have to thank phil for telling us about adult swim, that is super stuff
postDeluvianKlok: hey, Dex
principalpoop: they give a free spray bottle too, and knives, oops that me another one
ddywnallllanwydd: adult drown
postDeluvianKlok: back from the shadoze again
Dexter Fong: Hey post
Mudhead: Meatwad all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut
principalpoop: honkies, who never left the farm
postDeluvianKlok: a long sea voyage is just like being in prison, with the added risk of drowning -- S. Johnson
Dexter Fong: ...and there's Meatloaf all over the dashboard
Dr. HackenTween: They've left the farm for the Southern border, P.
principalpoop: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Bambi: oh, no...meatwad all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut again!
ddywnallllanwydd: cunard federal penetentiary
Bambi: guess it's better than chunks I guess ;-)
Dr. HackenTween: 5 star prison guards?
Dexter Fong: PRINCESS Cruise Lines...prisoner overboard
postDeluvianKlok: we need some on-star generals
principalpoop: those flying secret prison? ahh ships
||||||||| Phil Austin strides in at 9:43 PM with Danny Vanilla badgering him for an interview; since he has no badgers, Catherwood forcibly ushers Danny Vanilla out the door.
Mudhead: I bet ya theyd look for those dissapearin passengers
Dexter Fong: Hey Phil
ddywnallllanwydd: Hey Phil!
Dr. HackenTween: Mister Austin...
postDeluvianKlok: WOW! And he's oily, too!
ddywnallllanwydd: been a long time
Bambi: Hi Phil!
Mudhead: howq long is it?
Dexter Fong: How long is it?
principalpoop: what do I say fong?
Phil Austin: Hello everyone - lemme look up at the top of the page and see who's here ...
principalpoop: screech english troop
Dexter Fong: Poop: Fong is enough
postDeluvianKlok: Poop -- do you have any lines here?
principalpoop: I lost my script, dammit
ddywnallllanwydd: nobody new here
Mudhead: I just hold my thumb under the lines
principalpoop: Fong is enough!
postDeluvianKlok: nothing to see
Dexter Fong: Klok: Poop has those little laugh lines around the eyes
postDeluvianKlok: you can go about your business
Phil Austin: Has the sun gone down on the East Coast?
Mudhead: yes, just barely
Dexter Fong: Yep
ddywnallllanwydd: yes it has
principalpoop: no, but the horizon went up and it is dark
Bambi: yes, it has Phil
postDeluvianKlok: Phil -- yeah, I can just see some steam rising along the coast here in RI
ah,clem: hi Phil!
Phil Austin: It stays light here in the weird northwest until after nine these days
Dr. HackenTween: No, no, the horzon's moving up...
Mudhead: did the sun go nova yet?
Dexter Fong: Mudhead: Sunday at Nine Oclock
postDeluvianKlok: Phil - we thought about paying Narragansett Electric to have it stay on longer, but you know, there's a war on...
Phil Austin: That stupid horizon joke is still good
principalpoop: an internet friend of mine lives in northern norway, the midnight sun started last wednesday, it will not set again for months
Mudhead: Im setting my atomic clock
Dexter Fong sings :Beyond the Stupid horizon"
Bambi: not yet ... but the sun's conveyor is weirding out
postDeluvianKlok: Phil -- next winter is payback time, though
principalpoop: classic is classic for a reason lol
Phil Austin: Klok: a spelling war that you must be winning, assuming that Narrrrragggansett is spelled rite
Dr. HackenTween: FEMA coming to the rescue in RI, Klok?
ddywnallllanwydd: I wouldn't like that pp
Mudhead: Yes Tween, theyre staying away as usual
ddywnallllanwydd: how do you get to sleep with the sun up?
principalpoop: better than days with little or no sun all day, ouch
Dexter Fong: llan: Just pretend it's morning and you'
Dexter Fong: e sleeping late
postDeluvianKlok: Phil -- yes, sad remnants of King Philip's war; they mostly live on as town and street and place names...and one hell of a big casino...
postDeluvianKlok: oh, I forgot, that's the Pequots
Dr. HackenTween: A day without sunshine is like... night...
Phil Austin: For years I wanted to do an album called "When Time Stops, How Do You Go Sideways"
principalpoop: curtains, like the iron curtain and the curtain we are putting in front of mexico
Mudhead: Phil, I did have a question about your albumms, how or who plans or orchestrates the music?
postDeluvianKlok: Later tonight on Instant News LA: "Darkness" -- what is it and what can we do about it?
Bambi: flash sideways would certainly have a new meaning Phil
Dr. HackenTween: JL played Roller Maidens last week. Great work, Phil.
Phil Austin: Mudski: Recent albums or old albums?
Phil Austin: Thanks, Hack
Mudhead: well, both
principalpoop: hehe bambi is flashing hehe
ddywnallllanwydd: never heard Roller Maidens. It's next on my list
Bambi: yes, enjoyed your Roller Maidens very much
postDeluvianKlok: Cute idea Phil! Is it going to have...string theory in it?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:49 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones, just back from Elmertown."
Mudhead: ambi finish takin that picture yet?
Hemlock Stones: Greetings friends
Dexter Fong: Hey Hemlock
ddywnallllanwydd: howdy stones!
Phil Austin: On the new Rhino albums, we bought music by the yard and fit it to our uses. On the older stuff, we're either making it ourselves, or in the case of Fighting clowns, using pro musicians
postDeluvianKlok suddenly remembers to turn on CNI Radio's FST stuff again...
principalpoop: ciao stones
Dr. HackenTween: Love C'Mon Jesus. What a great faux Kristofferson.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Ther'll be an entire String Section
Dr. HackenTween: Hail and well met, Stones...
Mudhead: thats why Ive heard those newer ones before
Bambi: hi Stones!
Phil Austin: hack: you're the first person I've talked to that's notice who it is
postDeluvianKlok: Hello Hemlock -- did our Great Flood make it across the pond to Britain yet?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi, regards to Clem too
Dr. HackenTween: I live in Austin, TX ;)
Phil Austin: I was going to insert a verse about the singers muscular arms, but it never made it
principalpoop: gig harbor? why do I know that name? was hitchcocks birds made there?
Dr. HackenTween: LOL Phil
Merlyn: Hey phil, I was away
postDeluvianKlok: Phil -- they took the Stallone clause out of your contract?
Bambi: Tweeny knows alot about music
ah,clem: good evening Mr. Stones
Phil Austin: gig harbor was not the Birds location (aristophanes, the birds) I think it's meant to be Bolinas in CA.
Hemlock Stones: Phil was it the real Lesley Gore on backing vocals on Roller Maidens or was i hallucinating ??
Dr. HackenTween: Eclectic tastes. If you're a Yes fan, be sure to catch the 35th Anniversary DVD. Awesome.
Merlyn: It's my birthday - I'm 49, a perfect square
Dexter Fong: Don't follow the birds when they make Bolinas
principalpoop: I have heard that name somewhere
Dr. HackenTween: LOL Dex
Phil Austin: klok: I actually know Kris a little bit. His manager was a lifelong friend of mine till the bastard died. I saw Kris at the funeral
principalpoop: your birthday also? same as ahhh, clem, what a world
postDeluvianKlok: Merlyn - 1) Happy Birthday 2) you're a year & a day out of step with Clem :-(
Dr. HackenTween: Happy b'day Merl :)
Phil Austin: gig harbors the closest town to Fox Island
ah,clem: happy birthday Merl
Bambi: and yesterday was Clem's birthday a full 1/2 century
Phil Austin: happy happy, Brian
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:53 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Dr. HackenTween: Great songwriter.
cease: hey phil
principalpoop: oops yesterday
postDeluvianKlok: Kris K is an interesting character. Rhodes Scholar.
principalpoop: hello cat
cease: finaly you're here the same time as me
Dr. HackenTween: The Cat has come back to sup.
ddywnallllanwydd: hey cat
Phil Austin: and happy clem. These birthdays are unfortunately piling up
Mudhead: helluva drinker too
Hemlock Stones: Happy Birthday to Clem, Happy Birthday to Clem
Bambi: happy birthday Merlyn :-)
Merlyn: hi cat
Dr. HackenTween: You bet, Klok.
Hemlock Stones: they seem to come round faster every year too
Dr. HackenTween: Was, Mud.
Dexter Fong: Loch Haven everybody
Bambi: Catherwood please pour Merlyn a happy birthday
||||||||| Catherwood gets merlyn a happy birthday.
Merlyn: happy birthday Clem, or Clem via Bambi
Bambi: I like Kris K. ... some great music and I always enjoy the movies he's in too
principalpoop: you are right there stones, somebody is foistering around with the calender
Hemlock Stones: The first fifty are the worst Clem
postDeluvianKlok: Catherwood, get CNI Radio a 30 mbps broadband fiber connection
||||||||| Catherwood gives cni radio a 30 mbps broadband fiber connection.
Bambi: wb Cat
Dr. HackenTween: Something to do with the theory of Relativity, Stones?
ah,clem: tks, Merlyn
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Honey Sanchez disembarks at 9:55 PM.
Mudhead: goes straight downhill after that Stones
Bambi: thank you, thank you!
Dr. HackenTween: LOL Klok. They wish :)
ddywnallllanwydd: hey hon
Honey Sanchez: hola hola
principalpoop: don't trust anybody under 45?
Dexter Fong: Honey, we got company
Dr. HackenTween: Ms. Honey...
principalpoop: hola honey
Bambi: hi Honey!
postDeluvianKlok: Relativity and The Stones are two different genres, Tweeny
Honey Sanchez hangs on to her hairdo as the chopper leaves
Hemlock Stones: Tween, apparently theres a chemical in the brain which creates the illusion of time and as it runs out as you get older the years seem shorter and faster
Dr. HackenTween: Honey's wearing her hoop skirt.
Phil Austin: KK has certainly become an icon in country music. When you're around those guys - him, Willie Nelson et al, it's a lot about poetry. They all read a lot
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi :)
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Phil Austin: Is Honey Sanchez the same as the immortal Roller Derby star?
cease: are you on fox island, pa?
Dexter Fong: Stones: Damn Right..I'm living in 20 25
Honey Sanchez: regular or ethyl?
Phil Austin: Hey, Cat. Yes, just leaving. Been here a couple of months putting in gardens and repairing the dock
postDeluvianKlok is saving up to buy a copy of Heartworn Highways DVD, about Townes Van Zandt
Mudhead: funny, we're not coded for life after 2012
Hemlock Stones: Hey Dexter, i can still remember when rainbows were monochrome and thunder was in mono
ddywnallllanwydd: if ethyl runs out, get mabel
cease: i was in la the last time you visited chat
cease: my parents are here now
Dr. HackenTween: Runng from Logan, Mud?
Mudhead: hello cats ma n pa
cease: although i dont think they know that
Dexter Fong: Stones: It's that brit Hi-fi you're using
principalpoop: damn, you made me look at my palm
ddywnallllanwydd: how are they doing, cat
postDeluvianKlok: finally, Cat. We feared you might've been disappeared by the Giant Stalinist Crabs advancing on Van
Dr. HackenTween: Or Lucy.
cease: here meaning vancouver, not on my house. it has too many stairs for them
Hemlock Stones: lol Dex
Phil Austin: I haven't been around much. I'm finally up to date on Lili and Tom - all good news at present - and did I hear you'd moved the Aged Parents to Van?
Merlyn: By the way, talonnews.com now just forwards you to an on-line pharmacy...
Hemlock Stones: broadband is a piece of string and two dixie cups
cease: not well. my father is sure he's still in van nuys and my mother coughs a lot
Honey Sanchez: juicy not lucy
postDeluvianKlok: Cat's going to use them in his next production; they work cheap
cease: yes, from nursing home van nuys to nursing home vancouver
Merlyn: one of my fav jokes - "then stop slapping me"
cease: lol klok
cease: thats not a bad idea actually
Bambi: Lucy Locket ... lost her pocket ... all on a summer day ....
Dr. HackenTween: Only in the Southern US, Stones.
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I know..it's Limbaugh's All-Night Parking Lot drug store
Mudhead: Our government in the US is officially becoming more sensitive, if you have a complaint, just pick up the phone. They'll listen/
principalpoop: the whole thing is classic, both sides
ddywnallllanwydd: LOL dex
postDeluvianKlok: Cat -- they are probably afraid you'll typecast them and they won't be able to get any other work...
cease: i turned all their old 8mm movies from 50s-60s into diigital video and will be editing it for their enjoyment momentarily
Honey Sanchez: lol mudhead funny and sad at the same time cuz itz true
Bambi: an online pharmacy that likely installs malware by driveby installation in Internet Explorer lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: usually people buy drugs From canada. turns out some of my father's parkinsons medication is onlyavailiable in the states so i'll have to import from your country
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bang a gong, get it on
||||||||| Catherwood hands it on.
Dr. HackenTween: Catherwood's brain chem level is apparently increasing, Stones.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dr. HackenTween
ddywnallllanwydd: catherwood is getting a little more accurate these days
||||||||| Catherwood ignores ddywnallllanwydd
Mudhead: I think all the spammers should get thrown in jail with men whove taken Viagra, increased their penis, and are looking for a new relationship.
Bambi: Catherwood is ahead of himself tonight ... in more ways than one
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Bambi and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Bambi!"
Dr. HackenTween: Taking out a mortgage, Cat?
Honey Sanchez ducks and covers from the drive by installation of malware at the all night online pharmacy
cease: then he should meet my parents, tween
Hemlock Stones: Mudhead, i thought they were listening whether you picked up the phone or not
cease: they did quite well sellling their mulholland drive house
Hemlock Stones: Stones takes a pot shot at the Malware as it arrives
Merlyn: remember, the penis: mightier than the sword
principalpoop: I have discovered I enjoy watching farm adventures
cease: thats ok, as long they're not Those kind of adventures
cease: they can even afford american medicine
Dr. HackenTween: This is _dear_ friends, Merl...
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock: is Britain preparing for this crab army? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/28/wcrab28.xml&sSheet=/portal/2004/02/28/ixportal.html
Mudhead: He beat the eagle off?
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock -- I've been entertaining CNI and some folks with tales of giant cats set loose on the moors that're eating hikers and the mysterious piano found at the top of Ben Nevis
principalpoop: all you can eat 20 lb crab legs
Hemlock Stones: itis ok Klok, sponge bob and friends love crab patti
ah,clem: cracked crab for everyone?
Merlyn: I'll get out my +2 nutcrackers of seafood
Mudhead: Champain for everyone!
principalpoop: I must invest in the company that makes bay seasoning
Honey Sanchez looks at the bottle reads wash all clothes sheets and towels with hot water and plenty of detergent shave and apply cream hmmmmm do not ingest
Dr. HackenTween: With a sledgehammer maybe, Clem.
postDeluvianKlok: Tweeny -- any more news on Kinky Friedman's run for office in TX?
Hemlock Stones: Monty python did a sketch once about escaping from german POW camps disguised as grand pianos, perhaps this is how the illegal immigrants are getting into the UK
cease: hey phil, is Danger Down Under going to be in the nick danger box set?
Dr. HackenTween: We should all go to Illinois, Mud?
Merlyn: If Americans sneak into Mexico, they call 'em "greenbacks"
cease: i think i'm the only person here who knows that wonderful play, except maybe merlyn
Mudhead: more lick addicts Merl
Honey Sanchez: they get in as Rastafarians I think, Hemlock
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock -- I thought they just come visit, commit a crime and get turned loose by the clueless authorities
cease: no merlyn, they call them Marines
ddywnallllanwydd: didn't know about the nick danger box set. sounds great!
Dr. HackenTween: Just that's he's definitely in the game, Klok. Should be fun.
Merlyn: phil is fading, he may be AFK (away from keyboard)
Phil Austin: Still here, but been reading about the Red Kings
principalpoop: yes sir llan
postDeluvianKlok: Blair seems to be rushing to overtake Bush in the number of incompetents he can put in High Office, but he still has quite a ways to go
cease: proc mentioned it on the maron interview you were complaining about, tween
Honey Sanchez: Gringbacks i think, merlin
Hemlock Stones: they guy who left the piano on Ben Nevis was on bbc radio tonight, apparently he has taken a piano and two organs up that mountain, sounds obsessive to me
Dr. HackenTween: That's why Bush is putting up the fence and sending the Guard. To keep Ams out of MX if they decriminalize.
cease: i'm having problmes recording off the net with cool edit for some reason
Phil Austin: ND boxed set is still alive, I'm happy to report
cease: with Down Under Danger on it?
Mudhead: yipee, sign me up
Dr. HackenTween: Still a great interview. Grats, Cat.
postDeluvianKlok: Phil -- the chat logs are available on the site and it automagically catalogs the URLs put out for later
principalpoop: the boost you get from loosners
ddywnallllanwydd: Does it have Missing Shoe? I miss that record. I used to have it
postDeluvianKlok: like: *Big cats prowl British countryside* http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/622452.stm
Dexter Fong: Phil: I have a great fondness and admiration for Nick Danger Meets Ghandi
cease: yeah when doc tells me how to solve my cool edit problem, i can put it up on my seemreal.com site
Mudhead: URLs put out and the eagle gets beat off....hmmmm
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy disembarks at 10:08 PM.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
principalpoop: hiphop bunny
Bunnyboy: and hiya Mister President!
Hemlock Stones: i think the big cats are like the Mothmen or Bigfoot,
Bambi: hi Bunny
ddywnallllanwydd: howdy bb!
Phil Austin: cease: I think so. I've got to talk to Michael Packer about it, make sure I've got proper rights to it. I'd kind of like to re-record it with full FST as everyone, I love the girl Michael cast and would hate to lose her performance
Dr. HackenTween: Hey Bun...
principalpoop: the helicopter is busy tonight
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
cease: yeah the ghandi one is great. i just heard that when i was driving around la
Phil Austin: what is ND and Ghandi? I've forgotten
cease: hat would be fantatic, phil
Honey Sanchez: hello bunny
postDeluvianKlok: And Norway besieged by bear army http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/17/russia_communist_bears/
cease: its on the nick danger lost tapes cd, from fred
cease: hi bunny
Dexter Fong: Phil: Nick ...I hate to give away the bit here, I'll msg you
Dr. HackenTween: Who plays FST in LA, Cat? I'd like to tune in...
cease: speaking of the nick danger lost tapes, you know magnolia blvd in the valley, phil?
cease: marc maron has a daily show, 10-12 on the la air america station
ddywnallllanwydd: got mail. brb
cease: i listen on line or archived
Mudhead: im checkin my Google Earth now cat
Phil Austin: cat: I'm on it constantly
cease: he has had a lot of great guests. inlcuding proc
cease: i was leaving the galleria and turned onto magnolia just as the "magnolias" part of the nick danger story came on
cease: weirdly synchronistic
Dexter Fong: PHIL: Yes.. realized I inverted it =)
postDeluvianKlok: cat -- did you pay for the synchronism, or was it someone else's gig ahead of you?
Dr. HackenTween: Thank Grid for Franken and whoever decided to start AAR.
Phil Austin: The big blonde and dinner calls, I'll check back later as my name fades to pink
postDeluvianKlok: enjoy, Phil
cease: do i have to pay carl jung royalties?
principalpoop: bon appetite
Dexter Fong: Pinko? Commie?
cease: eat well, phil
Mudhead: cya again Phil, njoy the blond
Bunnyboy: Soda RC The Conof Man.
Honey Sanchez: nice to meet you Phil Enjoy
Merlyn: Hey, Proctor's pic is up on marc maron's page: http://www.airamericaradio.com/maron/
postDeluvianKlok: a martyr to dinner
Hemlock Stones: TTFN Phil
Merlyn: ok phil
principalpoop: nowadays it means he is a conservative
Bunnyboy: nite Phil!
Dr. HackenTween: Conservative lite.
||||||||| llanwydd steals in around 10:13 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: Phil finally shaved
Merlyn: proctor, that is
Dr. HackenTween: Are we seeing double?
cease: the ed asner intereview last night was really interesting
Merlyn: there's two of everyone except not llan
Bunnyboy: lo llan
Dr. HackenTween: Asner's pretty cool.
llanwydd: just an ebay dispute. a seller has stiffed me. but no loss actually
Dexter Fong: Merl: Not on my screen
cease: i didnt know he startted out as a comedian
Dexter Fong: ..and ended up a bitter broken man
Bunnyboy: Ed Asner has brilliant comic timing. Not bad on the dramatic side, either.
cease: i enjoyed that tv show he had, the lou grant show i think it was
llanwydd: I only remember asner for the mary tyler moore show
Dexter Fong: Asner - Krasner who knows
Dr. HackenTween: And Mary Tyler, of course.
cease: lol dex
postDeluvianKlok: cat -- Lou Grant seems a bit preachy now
principalpoop: he was a good villian in a john wayne film
Merlyn: the asner - krasner show!
cease: i dont think krassner has ever not been a comedian
cease: t least according to his autobi
cease: that would work well, merl
Dr. HackenTween: The Paulie Tyler Marie Show?
llanwydd: anybody want coffee?
Dexter Fong: brought to you by Castners real chicken oil flakes
Mudhead: Asner lost his son to drug addiction, hes got a right to preach
cease: it should be on air america
llanwydd: well, I'm going to have some
Merlyn: the Liv Tyler Moore show
Bunnyboy: Someday they'll get around to releasing that lovely soap, RICH MAN, POOR MAN on video.
Dexter Fong: he's got a right to sing the blues
Bunnyboy: Asner has a nice bit in that.
Hemlock Stones: i am making tea llanwydd
cease: the only soap i didnt violently dislike was Mary Hartman
principalpoop: I am holding out for root beer
Merlyn: what is "tea llanwydd"
Dr. HackenTween: With grow lamps, Stones?
Dexter Fong: Stones: Monkey picked tea?
Bunnyboy: The Liv Tracy Ullman Show.
principalpoop: do you have root beer in england stones?
cease: a welsh dish
postDeluvianKlok: what was that?
Dr. HackenTween: Mary Hartman was great.
Honey Sanchez: i am smoking a snake entwined pipe
postDeluvianKlok: a rare bit
Hemlock Stones: its a rare concoction Merlyn lol
Bunnyboy: "You should go home. It is best that you should go home."
principalpoop: ent wine, good stuff
Bunnyboy: "I already miss them. How my heart aches!"
cease: i'm not old enough to remember when "tea" was a term for marijuana
Hemlock Stones: yes PP we can get root beer in the UK
cease: but i'm old enough to have read about that.
cease: 40s maybe?
postDeluvianKlok: I am
Mudhead: Mr Pip Stones?
principalpoop: thinking of thai sticks?
Hemlock Stones: STick of many Teas, who said that
Bunnyboy: (stares into camera)
Dexter Fong: I remember tea...but most of all, I remember muggles
Honey Sanchez: but can we drink the water in new mexico?
llanwydd: Are you really English, HS?
Hemlock Stones: yes fraid so llanwydd
postDeluvianKlok: of course, I grew up in the Sticks; takes awhile to triclkle down to the provinces
Mudhead: ALL HAIL!
llanwydd: I always wondered if FST had an English audience
Bunnyboy: Can you cross the border in San Diego?
cease: one of the interviews with harrison, he talks about having some tea before meeting the queen
Honey Sanchez: those were mostly tied sticks, pp
Dr. HackenTween: As in Dr. Hackenbush, from A Day At The Races JL.
Bunnyboy: It's worth a shot...NOT!
Hemlock Stones: Nino is telling fibs, i am definately not in NY
postDeluvianKlok: llan -- he plays one on TV, has an endorsement on his SAG card
cease: sticks and stones will break my bongs
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ddywnallllanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: you have firehead friends in your neighborhood, Hemlock?
cease: does anyone, llan?
postDeluvianKlok: Stones -- it's caused by the flaky relay from Land's End; not our problem
principalpoop: stems and seeds will break my bong
Hemlock Stones: i know of quite a few in fact llanwydd
postDeluvianKlok: either that or something's out of kilter at Goonhilly
Hemlock Stones: started listening to FT in late sixties
llanwydd: that is really cool!
cease: i have neglected to turn my volcano on. that neglect must Cease!
Bambi: back again
principalpoop: the NSA link upsets nino
principalpoop: wb bambi
Bambi: was getting a baked chicken sandwich
llanwydd: I spent the summer of 1984 in Weston-Super-Mare and I didn't meet any
Bunnyboy: I better go B-B-Q. G'nite, yez!
Hemlock Stones: i think cos i am in stealth mode Nino gets false info
cease: nsa, if you['re reading this, the volcano is now ON
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock -- whenever you start, it's for the good, although many of us started as teenagers
Mudhead: Same here stones, I wonder if we passed in the night?
principalpoop: night bunny
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Dr. HackenTween: See ya, Bun
Bambi: night bunny ... enjoy!
Honey Sanchez: nite bunny
Hemlock Stones: good night bunny
principalpoop: I cannot wait for it to be baked, I eat my chicken sandwiches raw
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 10:23 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Mudhead: All the pink lawn flamincos fell over today, seems they caught bird flu
principalpoop: gnomes ok?
Dr. HackenTween: Aren't the feathers a little hard on the digestion, P?
Dexter Fong: Mud: All my pink flamencos caught the clapista
principalpoop: fiber tween
Dr. HackenTween: And how do you keep them between the slices of bread?
principalpoop: lots of mayo
Dr. HackenTween: P's custom chicken sandwish. He calls it "The Ozzy".
Dexter Fong: Them big party toothpicks
postDeluvianKlok: Dex, Mud -- when will you ever learn. The US Lawn Flamingo Society has specific rules for Lawn Flamingo Spacing. Violating these leads to the tragedies we keep reading about in the papers
Dexter Fong: Tween: That's a BLT..Bat lettuce and tomato
Dr. HackenTween: LOL Klok
Honey Sanchez: "giggles
postDeluvianKlok: Spacing Lawn Flamingos is mandatory in many jurisdictions. Otherwise, they breed like rabbits and it becomes a massive control problem
Dexter Fong: All my pink Flamencos caught the clapista...again
Hemlock Stones: hey, bats are protected over here Dex
llanwydd: I didn't see bats when I was in england
postDeluvianKlok: Dex -- most garden shops have a Venezuelan product that can prevent this from happening for months
Dexter Fong: ...see, in Flamenco...the guys who clap their hands rhythymically are called clapistas
principalpoop: mice with wings, why protect them ewwwww
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rotonoto inside, makes a note of the time (10:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Hemlock Stones: you have to stay up late llanwydd
Mudhead: poop, they eat insects
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock -- I thought John Major replaced her
principalpoop: ahh rotonoto
Dr. HackenTween: We take fast train?
Bambi: those pink flamingos are rogues too ... if you tell them they can't breed because of the HOA, they do it all the more ... amazing ;-)
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto...like tiny bats...I lay down suicide bunt
Hemlock Stones: lol Klok
Rotonoto: which motor we about to be riding in?
llanwydd: yes I remember the sun goes down pretty late in the west country
llanwydd: probably the east too
principalpoop: give them a light and they'll follow it anywhere
postDeluvianKlok: yeah David! WB
Dr. HackenTween: Bats are a big deal in Austin. A tourist attraction. The roost under the Congress Avenue bridge and people gather to see them come out at night.
postDeluvianKlok: hang around; Phil's eating din-din
Rotonoto: like little haunted website, my terrific feeling for it...
Dexter Fong: Roto: We ride in Hybrid motor cruiser
llanwydd: or speedy cruiser boat
Rotonoto: safe in first and unconscious of the economy?
Dexter Fong: Rounding third and being thrown out at home
Hemlock Stones: its so quiet Rotonoto
postDeluvianKlok: or Mr. Moto cruiser
llanwydd: rike ritter frowels
postDeluvianKlok: a naptha launch!
Dexter Fong: Aft!!
Rotonoto: my kitty is horny
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it's a goat
Bambi: hi Rotodave
postDeluvianKlok: or a miniature unicorn
principalpoop: the kitty is short, who did not put in?
Rotonoto: yo bam!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Like those little ears of Unicorn used in Chinese cooking?
Hemlock Stones: BRB
cease: shoes for the dead, one of my fave firebits
Bambi says, we took up a kitty? Root's still here, guess we didn't put in...
Dexter Fong: Bansai corn
principalpoop: ok stones
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
llanwydd: the chinese will eat anything with four legs but a table
Rotonoto: shoes for industry, compadre
postDeluvianKlok: abuse of plants
llanwydd: maybe even that
Mudhead: My girlfriend Bottles may show up soon.
Rotonoto: bansai corn? now we can make whiskey- we've been waiting hundreds of years for this!
llanwydd: got so I'd drink anything
Mudhead: Yes, a newbie to FST
cease: pret ty soon i'd drink anything
postDeluvianKlok: the government requires us to
Mudhead: so be considerate, and careful, shes trying to kill you
cease: is this the shoes for industry cd?
Honey Sanchez: lol mudhead
Rotonoto: was the Deluvian period after the Late Devouring Period?
Hemlock Stones: back
principalpoop: quick, join before the national guard shows up
cease: this is oddly prophetic
principalpoop: wb HS
Rotonoto: and beuatiful
llanwydd: yes that's when fish became Obnaksius
Honey Sanchez: wb, Hemlock
Hemlock Stones: ty
Rotonoto: and fell over...
principalpoop: More Sugar!
postDeluvianKlok: the Deluvian period is NOW, Roto, at least in New England
Rotonoto: hoo boy, dat's da troooooth
Honey Sanchez: isn't that the delugian period?
Hemlock Stones: water under the bridge Honey
postDeluvianKlok: the bridge isn't there any more
Honey Sanchez: over you mean
Mudhead: and over the road
postDeluvianKlok: it's on it's way to Strokes on Tent
Hemlock Stones: well yes, that too
Honey Sanchez: hehe
principalpoop: to grandmothers house we go
Mudhead: I didnt know you masterbaited Klk
postDeluvianKlok: with the Troubled Water in hot pursuit
Dexter Fong: LIke Earl on Muddy waters
Honey Sanchez: oooh i just waterborne about LA and a terrorist attack contaminating all the water it was a hoot
Mudhead: get off me!
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bottles', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:38 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
postDeluvianKlok: sheesh, Mudhead, that's where the famous English neurosurgery center is
principalpoop: hello bottles, oops nancy
Dr. HackenTween: Lo dede Bottles
cease: finally. i'm so thirsty!
postDeluvianKlok: hi Nance!
Mudhead: Hiya hun
Dr. HackenTween: dere
Dexter Fong tips Bottles cap to everyone
Honey Sanchez: hello bottles
cease: hows it bottling?
principalpoop: brie brie brie
llanwydd: you'll find it very confusing in here at first, bottles
Dexter Fong: Hmm...Bottles is from Reston as is Bambi and Clem
cease: i know a woman named Bree
Honey Sanchez: hmmmmm
cease: i gave her a copy of this and she didnt get it
postDeluvianKlok: llan -- what do you mean, "at first"? he said, confusedly
Mudhead: and then it gets real confusing
cease: but then the number of people who get firesign is tiny, at best
Dexter Fong: Cat: I know a man called bro
Dr. HackenTween: And if you think you're confusing now, you haven't see anything yet...
Hemlock Stones: its pretty confusing at last too llanwydd
Mudhead: I havent seen anything yet, can I try again?
cease: theres a picture of bree on my brog
llanwydd: I guess that's the whole idea
Merlyn: some fans are tall, cat
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock, not to mention really confusing at long last...
Honey Sanchez: dex i know a cat named Fong
Dexter Fong: Dazed and Confused, the Lead Zeppo floats under the bridge and over the horizo
cease: quite striking
Dr. HackenTween: Tonight's million dollar monster crassic...
cease: i hope she eventually finishes striking and goes back to work
Hemlock Stones: if it wasnt for my confsion, i dont know how i would get by
postDeluvianKlok: Bambi -- you and clem are fading into the woodwork in the chat list
Dexter Fong: Cat: What do you call a strike breaker who's strike breaking a strike?
cease: a brick
Mudhead: a worker
Hemlock Stones: woiker?
llanwydd: If you're confucius now you ain't seen nothing yet and you won'
Dexter Fong: Watch your language Cat
Honey Sanchez: bowler?
postDeluvianKlok: a champion of personal choice and free enterprise capitalism?
cease: maybe only half a brick. i had to split it with the sound effects crew
Hemlock Stones: lol
Rotonoto: fun's where the fair's at...
Dexter Fong: I had to split mine with the masons
postDeluvianKlok: that's an unfair statement
Hemlock Stones: dont distract me when i am sharpening my trowl
Dr. HackenTween: I had to split mine with the Dixons...
postDeluvianKlok: that's true to some degree, Dex
Honey Sanchez: "had to split hers with her criminal derfense attorney
Dexter Fong: God I miss Tricky Dick
llanwydd: my grandpa was a shriner, actually
Hemlock Stones: which is the wrong side of the tracks Tween ?
Dexter Fong: At least he knew when he was being a shit
cease: you thikn so, dex?
principalpoop: what did he your granpa shrint?
Honey Sanchez: my grampa was a shriner in west covina
Dexter Fong: llan: MY grandmother was a vestibule virgin
Bambi: flip flop
Dr. HackenTween: Surely the entertainment value of this Presidency far outpaces Tricky, Dex...
llanwydd: he was shrining everything he could get his hands on
Dr. HackenTween: The center, Stones, LOL!
Rotonoto: exit left to funway...
cease: i dont think evil is conscious of being evil
Hemlock Stones: best viewed from a distance Tween the further the better
Dexter Fong: Oh Tween: God no...we laugh, but there's nothing funny about this regime
principalpoop: cheney shot somebody in the face, there is no pleasing you fong
||||||||| Around 10:46 PM, Bottles walks off into the sunset...
cease: by bottles
Mudhead: Im following her folks
||||||||| Johnny Piano enters at 10:46 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Johnny Piano: Howdy!
cease: by mud
Dr. HackenTween: Hey JP
cease: hi jp
llanwydd: actually my grandfather stopped attending meetings around 1930 or so but he always wore his shriner's ring
ah,clem: hey JP!
principalpoop: ok mudhead
Bambi: hi Johnny!
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dick may have been evil..may..but he was aware of his actions...Bush believes BELIEVES he's doing Gods work
cease: have a key
principalpoop: Hi JP
Honey Sanchez: hello JP
Hemlock Stones: hi Johnny
Bambi: we laugh lest we cry
Johnny Piano: I see Phil is here and fading...
llanwydd: he said there was too much partying going on and nothing else
Mudhead: next weak all, g'd willin an the crick dont rise, more...
Dexter Fong: Hey JP, where you been Hayden
cease: no jp, phil is eating. he'll be back
||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 10:47 PM train to Hellmouth.
Honey Sanchez: please bring me a blue moss, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez a blue moss.
cease: are you basing that on the tapes, dex?
Dexter Fong: Night Mud
Johnny Piano: Bye Mud
Honey Sanchez: thank you
llanwydd: I'm afraid I can count on the creek rising
Johnny Piano: Under the nearest rock, Dex
cease: this moss is white.
cease: or not, that's just her nose
Dexter Fong: Cat: On his life actually...Dick's life that is
Rotonoto: howdy Johnny- hey. play us "funny butt"
Bambi: night Mudhead
cease: sounds like a good firesign bit: a dick's life
principalpoop: ok boney
Johnny Piano: "Funny Butt"? What da hell?
Dr. HackenTween: A sequel to Bride, Cat?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I got an opening..."It was morning as I arose...
cease: roller maidens is based on nixon
principalpoop: ronnie had a nice wave and told good jokes
cease: so is this
cease: exactly, tween
Dr. HackenTween: Sung to the Donna Fargo tune "Funny Face".
Rotonoto: "I'm in the mood for love... Funny but, when you're near ne..."
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes...that's why I've loved it as much as anything since the first time I heard it
Dr. HackenTween: LOL Dex
cease: ausitn says of rollermaidens, it's what it's liike to have evil actually in the world
Johnny Piano: Oh, Tween - why did you have to remind me of that song?
Rotonoto: (I think her name was Funny Butt")
Dr. HackenTween: So the Television Mission is being broadcast from the WH these says?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dick may have been evil, but the area BUSH IS IN is someplace else entirely
llanwydd: is roller maidens actually available anywhere?
Dexter Fong: Don't follow the birds as they make Bolinas
Dr. HackenTween: I worked with her a couple of times.
cease: nixon had an opposition, dex
Honey Sanchez uses dr memory's technique and remembers donna fargos face by associating it with funny butt
llanwydd: I haven't seen it on ebay
cease: there were people to tell him he was fucking up
Johnny Piano: Now THAT would be a good gig for Red Greenback and the Blue Boys
cease: bush is not in that world
Dr. HackenTween: Really good point, Cat.
cease: they llearned from watrergate.
Dexter Fong: llan: Look on chromium switch, or laugh.com, or maybe even lodestone
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:52 PM and Mark Time bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Johnny Piano: Honey, that just reminds me of Mr. Relishfoot
llanwydd: thanks dex
Dr. HackenTween: Nixon never espoused the idea of a Unitary Presidency.
Mark Time: hey gang...
Dr. HackenTween: Hey Madison...
Hemlock Stones: Hi Mark
Dr. HackenTween: Phil's having supper, will be back.
Honey Sanchez: lol JP
Rotonoto: fall out behind a Wall of Masks
llanwydd: howdy Mark
Honey Sanchez: hola mark
Johnny Piano: Hey, Mark - didja bring the holo-logs?
Bambi: hi MarkT
principalpoop: how can some senators say nsa did illegal things and turn around and say hayden is good folks? I think they have the goods on all of them, nixon would have loved this technology....
cease: they arent hollow
Dr. HackenTween: A cheese log for everyone, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dr. HackenTween and mumbles "Did you need me?"
cease: look at all this sperm
Dexter Fong: Cat: The point is that you could tell Dick that he was fucking up and he might or might not respond...Bush doesn't recognize the concept of being wrong...He's doing what God told him to do so obviously it *can't* be wro g
cease: exactly dex
Johnny Piano: Cat, I don't think I want to know what you're doing...
cease: but its not bush's character fault, its a differnt world now
principalpoop: laura said she did not believe the polls, everywhere they go, they are loved...
Rotonoto: not to be torturing me!
cease: the nixonists control everything
Johnny Piano: Throw a towel over it!
Hemlock Stones: do you think Bush is sentient Dex ?
Dr. HackenTween: Looney tunes. Absolutely looney tunes. Our system is failing if we can't get impeachment under these conditions.
Johnny Piano: The system has already failed.
Mark Time: no way with the Congress we got...
postDeluvianKlok: Tweeny -- they control House and Senate until 2007
Dr. HackenTween: They're in a cocoon, P. They're handled.
Rotonoto: 'zactly, Dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm not quite following you but the Nixonists were pragmatists...not ideologues or religious fanatics
cease: woodward and bernstien are working For the president now
Mark Time: a Congress of Wonders...not!
Honey Sanchez: bush is a puppet and rumsfeld is always standing behind him
Rotonoto: hat more, barrel of deadly agiomoto set to go off at end of meal...
cease: i think the pwer structurte behind nixon is the same as behind bush
Dr. HackenTween: Congress of Wonders was pretty good comedy.
Johnny Piano: Where's Flattus Prolongus when you need him?
Dexter Fong: A Concept of a Corporation...yes!
cease: of course i jsut read Confesions of an Economic HItman and am reading al franken's LIes book so of cours ei think that
Honey Sanchez: back to the Masons are we?
Mark Time: disengage!
postDeluvianKlok: Roto on CNI!
principalpoop: US snakes, we own the world
Rotonoto: postmark Deep Space
Dr. HackenTween: Lot of the same folks, Cat. Plus the neo-cons from the last Bush admin.
Dexter Fong: Hoeny: If you think Bush is a puppet, you greatly underestimate him
Rotonoto: no more nice guy...
llanwydd: didn't like "Lies and Lying Liars" but I loved his book about Limbaugh
Hemlock Stones: its the mason nixon line Honey
Rotonoto: now, everybody go 'way...
Dr. HackenTween: Gotta read Hitman. Looks interesting from the blurbs I've read so far.
Honey Sanchez: then he is a master of deception cuz he seems like a real dumbshit to me
principalpoop: ahh rotonoto on cni-oh
llanwydd: I love that line roto
cease: lies is funny, but its about of things i only know about from listening to al's radio show
Bambi: Roto been enjoying your postings in WC
cease: i would never have heard of oresily or limbaugh and ther est of them if i didnt hear them mocked on air america
Rotonoto: t'anks, Bam!
cease: yes HItman is Very Good
Dexter Fong: Honey: He is not real bright or well educated or informed...but he's shrewder than a gypsy doctor
Dr. HackenTween: Roto has been posting in the water closet?
llanwydd: you wouldn't have missed anything, cat
Johnny Piano: Tween, you flushed Roto out
Honey Sanchez: more like posessed by a gypsy doctor i believe
Hemlock Stones: lol
principalpoop: Winchester Cathedral has a website? good song
Dexter Fong: what time is it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:00 PM"
Dr. HackenTween: Hey, we have Jeb to look forward to ;)
Hemlock Stones: maybe West Chester
Johnny Piano: ..."you're bringin' me down..."
Rotonoto: Gorganzola Cheese Monster
llanwydd: alright. what is WC? I'm dying to know
Bambi: everything that is wrong is so intertwined and an escalation of previous history ... unfortunately this country does not learn from it's own or other countries' histories.
Hemlock Stones: dont you mean look backward Tween ?
Honey Sanchez: water closet? waste collection?
Dexter Fong: West Chester, Marshall Dylan's deputy
Johnny Piano: Weirdly Cool
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. HackenTween: Wayyyyy back, stones.
Honey Sanchez: ahhh
llanwydd: I have a friend named gorgonzollathecheesemonster. He's been around here before
Bambi: WC is water cooler
Hemlock Stones: right Tween yes
Rotonoto: in obvious pun lie subtle secret....
principalpoop: fester, the bald guy?
llanwydd: he's got a Yahoo group called dangenicklerthirdeye
Dr. HackenTween: Welcome to Plantation America.
Rotonoto: I got two ticket to Forbidden City
Johnny Piano: Spend a lot o'time in the cooler, Bambi?
postDeluvianKlok: Rotonoto Atomic Gumshoe! And no Buddhist writers, either!
principalpoop: wal-marts from sea to polluted sea
Hemlock Stones: it cant be that late already can it
Dexter Fong: llan: There was a guy on WBAI here in NY for many years, friends of the 4 or 5 named Paul Gorman aka Gorgonzola the Cheese Monster
principalpoop: toad away? oh my
Rotonoto: now shift on your sanitary pedestals
Dr. HackenTween: The evening went by fast...
Bambi: not since Hogan's Heros Johnny lol
Johnny Piano: 30 days in the cooler!
llanwydd: that's interesting, dex. But it's not the same guy
postDeluvianKlok: oh, maybe it's part of The Plan
principalpoop: I know nothingggg
Mark Time: man, I'm sorry I missed Phil...
Bambi: it's not over yet lol
llanwydd: I don't know if I ever heard WBAI all the years I lived in NJ
Honey Sanchez: stones was right agbout time passing
Phil Austin: Hah, just checked back in and saw Paul Gorman's name
postDeluvianKlok: we get to hear all the sequence now
Johnny Piano: I know Nothink!
Hemlock Stones: no one told me there was a plan Klok
Dexter Fong: Jeeze! Clem's checking out rather early
Bambi: toad away is actually in some firesign too ;-)
principalpoop: gorman, an astronaut right?
Johnny Piano: See, Mark, you missed nothing...
Dexter Fong: Phil: Yes..Disappeared from radio and never heard of him again
postDeluvianKlok: Hemlock -- I finally realized they were playing Dear Friends, not playing the benediction to end the show
Dr. HackenTween: Ah, Bambi solves mystery of of the lost time!
Mark Time: thanks...and a salute to the Oily Grid!
principalpoop: ahhh, I was duped
Hemlock Stones: ah i see but what do i know, i am english, weve been in the dark for a long time
Merlyn: Just ungraying my name
Rotonoto: yes, a fine benedictine brandy, warmed by the fire in her heart...
ah,clem: that was not the benediction, just part of the album...
Johnny Piano: I'd like to unclear my hair...
Phil Austin: dex: Paul went to work at Grace Cathedral, doing some job that connects religion with the environmental movement. He lived at the cathedral for years, with Enid his wife and their kid. I think they've moved to Berkshires now
Rotonoto: yea, yea...
Bambi: duped, flimflammed ...
Dr. HackenTween: The dark ages have returned to Euro...
principalpoop: a ploy
Dexter Fong: Phil: Thanks..knew of his connection to church
Johnny Piano: Sounds like reformed Druids
Phil Austin: paul's show on bai was called Lunchpail
llanwydd: grace cathedral is john mcarthur's church, isn't it?
cease: vince guaraldi at grace cathedral. my favourite piece of music
Dexter Fong: JP: You can't reform a Druid...once a tree ugger always a tree hugger
postDeluvianKlok: Yeah, I saw "Cadfael", Hemlock
Hemlock Stones: spiritual awareness and the environment tend to go hand in hand
Johnny Piano: What if they choose to hug bushes instead?
llanwydd: could be wrong
Hemlock Stones: no one in his right mind would hug Bush
llanwydd: as long as they're not rose bushes
postDeluvianKlok: beaver and krause did a nice LP there, too, Cat
Rotonoto: hug bushes? an obvious play to the cameras...
Dexter Fong: PHIL: Have a few tapes with mostly Phil and Peter visiting and driving Gorman nuts
Hemlock Stones: i know i am an environmentalist
Phil Austin: paul was long ago a speechwriter for Eugene McCarthy
Dr. HackenTween: A few dictators maybe, Stones.
Johnny Piano: Oops, wrong noun...let's make that hug shrubs
llanwydd: great idea. someone named bush ought to name their daughter rose
postDeluvianKlok: llan -- WBAI is still available at low bandwidth online and you can d/l individual shows you like directly as MP3s
Hemlock Stones: yes possibly Tween
cease: bring me a shrubbery!
cease: oh wrong, comedy chat
Dr. HackenTween: Nit!
postDeluvianKlok: interestingly, WBAI now also streams in the non-proprietary Ogg format
Honey Sanchez: orale!!!!! it's late and i have a secret meeting to ah i mean quilting bee to attend buenos ya'all
Hemlock Stones: nee nee nee nee nee
principalpoop: I did not know you were clarvoyvant stones, read honey's bush and tell me her future
Johnny Piano: Hedging your bets, Cat?
Dexter Fong: llan: Far as I can hear..the only thing worthwhile on BAI anymore is Old Time Radio
cease: by honey
postDeluvianKlok: Nite Honey
llanwydd: probably cant get that with msntv2 klok
Boney: I'm still clean for Gene
Dexter Fong: Buenos Nachos Honey
principalpoop: ciao honey nee nee
Dr. HackenTween: Is Ogg better for fidelity than hi-grade MP3?
Honey Sanchez: nite klok
Johnny Piano: Honey and her bees...nite!
Hemlock Stones: cross my palm with oil revenue poop
llanwydd: I love OTR
postDeluvianKlok: Dex -- "Weaponry" is pretty good
Rotonoto: nite Honey, watch out- they got radiation detectors at the main gate...
Honey Sanchez: pp NEEEEEEEEEE
Bambi: The Missing Plot
llanwydd: especially "Lights Out"
Honey Sanchez: thanx roto
Bambi: night Honey
Boney: I'm still clean for Gene
cease: i met gene when he came to my university during the cal. primary
cease: it was like meeting a ghost
Honey Sanchez hugs HS and splits
Rotonoto: you goin' klok? bye guy...
postDeluvianKlok: Tweeny -- at constant bitrate, Ogg outperforms MP3 at higher end above 64kbps and MP3 has slight edge below. JND in either case, though, about equal
cease: i'm still unclean
llanwydd: I remember hearing WBAI refered to as underground radio
Dexter Fong: Klok: Yeah..and maybe a few other shows but mostly it's a sniveling, whining, carping mess
principalpoop: oops, I thought she said spits lol
postDeluvianKlok: there are no miracles in audio compression
Boney: Unfortunately, I fell off the wagon from 1975 to 1980
Dr. HackenTween: No such thing as lossless, eh?
postDeluvianKlok: Dex -- The Moorish Orthodox Radio Crusade is good sometimes (esp. now that there are higher bitrate online streams for when they play music)
Dexter Fong: LLAN: Because they broadcast from a subway tunnel
Merlyn: it also depends on the type of sound (voice, music, etc)
llanwydd: for real, dex?
Phil Austin: sniveling, whining and carping. those were the days
Dr. HackenTween: Catherwood, get cease a bar of Dead Cat Soap would you?
||||||||| Catherwood brings cease a bar of dead cat soap would you.
Johnny Piano: None of your FLAC, Bambi!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Moorish Orthodox Radio Crusade aka MORC with Mindy
principalpoop: ivory soap, it floats...
postDeluvianKlok: Dex -- the latest wrinkle is that WBAI has decided to present a half-hour of programming per day in...Spanish
postDeluvianKlok: it's right out of a Woody Allen movie
cease: will i be reincarnated as a bar of soap?
Boney: I have a foggy recollection of grabbing at John Kerry's trouser leg during a campaign whistle stop
Dexter Fong: YOu can't CARP ANYMORE>>>ENDANGERED SPECIES
cease: i'd prefer a different bar
||||||||| "11:12 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Boney, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Rotonoto: grousing is about all we can manage these days...
Mark Time: not fade away...
Dexter Fong: sorry stuck key...Stuckey?
Rotonoto: (and only in season)
postDeluvianKlok: WBAI is in some studio in a building at the end of Wall Street. Literally just before the river, as far as you can get, and their lease expires soon
principalpoop: I smoked marijuana with a presidents son, Ford
Merlyn: well, I'm playing World of Warcraft in another window, and somebody brought a demon into the auction house...
Dexter Fong: Roto: Grouse is endangered species too...Dick Cheney killed most of em..by accident of course
Johnny Piano: You gotta move those demons, Merl!
principalpoop: steve wanted to be a cowboy or soap opera star, he found his dream
cease: was it memorable, poop?
postDeluvianKlok: Merlyn -- you're not adrift in Second Life with everyone else?
principalpoop: I bid 4 pieces of gold M
Rotonoto: cool, daddy...
Merlyn: bailio bros. probably sell demons
cease: i got stoned with someone who says he got stoned with pres bush
principalpoop: pot was not good, amateurs, my nickname in those years was stoneking though
cease: that Was memorable
postDeluvianKlok: it's a Core Sample of the past!
Phil Austin: an ex-fst manager once took two quick hits off a joint, huddled behind an arras in the White House itself, waiting for Jimmy Carter to shake hands
Johnny Piano: Phil, any more details on that Danger box with Shout! Factory>
Rotonoto: ahClem in good form 2nite
Dr. HackenTween: Cheney, Cat?
cease: bill "spaceman" lee
llanwydd: funny story, phil!
principalpoop: he had balls, oh my
cease: was kicked out of baseball for pot
postDeluvianKlok: Phil - Jimmy was probably up on the roof at the time, puffing on one with Willie
Rotonoto: aw, it's OK, Carter has lusted in his heart...
cease: did carter ever shake his hand?
Dr. HackenTween: Ex-manager? LOL I take it the Secret Service was not amused...
Phil Austin: johnny p: we're negotiating, mostly among ourselves
Bambi smiles proudly :-)
Johnny Piano: I read you, Phil.
cease: the oleft hand shouldnt know what the right hand is doing, eh?
postDeluvianKlok: Phil -- that explains the bruises
Rotonoto: tall, sweaty, edible bottle...
postDeluvianKlok: what about the middle hand?
Phil Austin: Hack: He said immediately after, he stepped into the open and saw a secret service man looking righ into his eyes. at that Moment, Jimmy Earl entered and shook with crosby and stills and nash and john
postDeluvianKlok: dang Illegal ALiens...
cease: is Bottles edible?
Johnny Piano: Ah, the other Hartman...
Dr. HackenTween: Good company, Phil ;)
||||||||| Boney steps in at 11:17 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
principalpoop: a different world back then
postDeluvianKlok: WB Boney
principalpoop: wb boney
llanwydd: welcome back boney
Dexter Fong: I thought it was Crosby Still Nash and Jung
Dr. HackenTween: They'd take him to Gitmo these days.
cease: was kennedy the last president to smoke dope in the white house?
Phil Austin: johhny p: exactly, the live Hartmann. One of the nicest people you'll ever meet, just a sweet, sweet person. Oddly placed in show business
llanwydd: we all thought of the same thing to say to boney
Hemlock Stones: I shared some interesting teas with Crosby stills and nash too, i worked with nash in the sixties
Merlyn: nixon smoked dope, but didn't enjoy it
principalpoop: there is plenty of dope in the white house today
Phil Austin: actually, there were three brothers. I haven't seen Paul in years
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: LOL
Dr. HackenTween: Very cool, Stones...
cease: the holies?
Phil Austin: nixon was a dope, but barely enjoyed it
Rotonoto: actually inhaled??
cease: lol phil
Mark Time: and dups in the Congress...
Johnny Piano: Gee, whoda thunk Nixon and Zappa had anything in common?
postDeluvianKlok: Poop -- yeah, I think the White House is nearing capacity in that respect
Dexter Fong: Pass the Dups on the right
Dr. HackenTween: I smokes truffles, but didn't inhale.
postDeluvianKlok: Johnny -- one more thing now
llanwydd: all i can think is they both came from california
Boney: Is there any possibility that the Firesign Theatre will do something on Cartoon Network? The Future Fair would look mighty fine animated
Hemlock Stones: i always inhaled but there was only so much i could swallow
cease: both anitpot, johnny?
Johnny Piano: Good point, Klok.
Dr. HackenTween: Thought Zappa did hash on occasion.
principalpoop: good idea boney
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Phil Austin: boney: I recently put out feelers through a mutual friend who works at shoutfactory to say hi to Brendan Small, but that's about all
llanwydd: no that was nixon
Boney: I think that Nixon was reincarnated as Dennis Miller.
Johnny Piano: The animated Tick stuff will be out on DVD later this year.
principalpoop: ahh honey and the yaws
Rotonoto: Zappa was certainly doing *something*
Hemlock Stones: Zappa was totally paranoid according to his neigbours Tween, he had guys search the magic band before they were let in
cease: no bonye. miller used to be funny
llanwydd: how can you guys joke when honey just died!
cease: nixon just used to be
postDeluvianKlok: Boney -- I think Dennis Miller either had a stroke slightly after 9/11 or had a stroke of $$ genius after 9/11. My suspicions are towards the latter
Merlyn: good to hear, piano
Johnny Piano: Llan, you get used to people dying around here
Boney: Dennis Miller got in touch with his inner Nixon
Phil Austin: I don't think we - as a group - could write for them. But they might use the Danger characters, or something like that. I'd like to see dwarf animated, say in anime style
Dr. HackenTween: Like writing incredibly creative music? Not sure I'd like to try to figure out one of his scores, though...
llanwydd: I guess
Merlyn: it's only a game show, llan
Johnny Piano: There was a recent update at TV Shows on DVD, Merl
Dexter Fong: Boney: LOL
postDeluvianKlok: I think half these doctrinnaire foaming right-wingers are in it for the loot, not out of personal ideology
cease: really, phil?
Rotonoto: Dennis Miller had a conscience attack, but was revived (barely)
Bambi: if there are no eyes, avoid all contact ...
Boney: I'd like to see the Future Fair run through a server farm
cease: after the show in seattle, ossman told me he wanted to see dwarf as a live action flick
llanwydd: I've thought of firesign anime too, phil
Merlyn: I've got the live Tick TV show with Bergman in a show
cease: he told me of an aerial shot of la finally focusinng on, instead of trhe hollywood sign, a sign that read Sector F
Phil Austin: we're all on a couple of Ticks, i've been getting checks lately
Johnny Piano: Young Guy as anime.
principalpoop: firesign could visit the oblongs
cease: no slovaks, phil?
llanwydd: great idea, jp
Phil Austin: You know, oblongs are the hardest thing for me, that and moral orel and robot chicken
Rotonoto: Is this beating and clubbing a part of the dance?
Bambi: is it just VA or are all the electronic voting mechanisms disallowing writing in a candidate to vote for these days?
cease: i have a bunch of japanese comic books from the 19th century.
cease: they would make amazing animation
Dexter Fong: They don't dance if you don't beat and club them
principalpoop: I enjoyed them the most, but all are challenging
cease: is this adult swim stuff?
Boney: I've invented a word to describe his metamorphosis. Neoclown
postDeluvianKlok: "dry cleaning bags filled with marsh gas" is brilliant and one of my all-time faves
Phil Austin: they all play the piano, just beautifully
Rotonoto: I'd say in most all jurisdictions, Bam
Johnny Piano: Probably better than me (piano playing)
postDeluvianKlok: Bambi -- they're moving to the Soviet system
Dr. HackenTween: Don't know about TX Bambi, but we do use the electronic machines in Austin. The assure us they're safe (he, he).
Hemlock Stones: does the Blue Moss make them play better or worse Phil ?
cease: the piano's been drinking, not me
Rotonoto: mass insanity
Phil Austin: cease: have you watched much anime? ever seen Foolie Coolie or Read or Die?
postDeluvianKlok: Like the Iranians, the Ayatollahs will approve a list of candidates you can vote for
Bambi: I wanted to vote for None of the Above but no place to write it in last time.
Dr. HackenTween: Yes, or no?
principalpoop: enjoy the illusion of voting, soon it will be an empire
postDeluvianKlok: As the old Moscow joke goes, if there's only one name on the ballot, you can still vote twice, can't you?
Dexter Fong: Klok: LIke that
llanwydd: I used to watch outer space anime on tv back in 1979. I remember what year but not the name of the show
Dr. HackenTween: What you mean _will be_? Have been since the late 1800's.
Hemlock Stones: like the old poster says, Who ever you vote for, the Government gets in !
llanwydd: used to really space out to it
Phil Austin: hey cat, speaking of your nippon days, what was the craft/art that Fumiyo's dad did? Not swordmaking, was it?
postDeluvianKlok: Soviet postwar humor is pretty dark, Dex
Rotonoto: yet- he outranks them!
cease: he was an accountant, phil
Johnny Piano: Here's the Tick release info: http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=5645
principalpoop: the music will stop and they will stop playing musical chairs
ah,clem: I'm working on a server farm, have hard drives burried all over this place...
Dexter Fong: Random Koolzip
Phil Austin: the new anime, at least what we see here, is quite strange in places
cease: but he designed his house, comisisoned art for the walls, etc
cease: very crafty
Bambi: at this point, I am not voting for either main party candidate .... if they don't allow voting for the independent or write in, I am seriously considering abstaining from the vote entirely out of protest. LOL
postDeluvianKlok: clem -- it's been raining like mad here and still none of mine have sprouted. What's the secret?
principalpoop: yes, anime is too bizarre for me, I am officially an old fogie
Phil Austin: cease: what's the story I'm remembering, then? something having to do with you adopting the name ishikawa
Dexter Fong: Bambi: That'l show 'em
Rotonoto: server farm? how long are those servers in for? any time off for good behavior?
Bambi: that would be a server cemetary Clem
Dr. HackenTween: Raising his lonely dental servers...
cease: yes because women werent allowed to keep their maiden names in BC in 75.
cease: Fumkyo wanted to keep her name, which her faterh had taken from her mother
Rotonoto: rock the vote/lock the vote
Bambi: Dex ... it doesn't matter if we vote or not
Boney: Rotonoto, you
cease: i changed from Simril, which nobody in Japan could pronounce, to Ishikawa, which everyone couyld pronounce
Boney: Rotonoto, you're missing the floating point
Johnny Piano: floating decimal?
Bambi: the system is broken and it's not gonna be fixed by anything in Washington
postDeluvianKlok: Boney -- use block floating point, it's faster
llanwydd: Herro, mishta Shimlrir
Johnny Piano: floating decimate?
Boney: co-processor, Johnny
Rotonoto: yeah, I always wondered "what's the point?"
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
postDeluvianKlok: I ain't gonna work on Maggie's server farm no more
Hemlock Stones: i think its already been fixed by Washington enough already Bambi
Dr. HackenTween: Only public financing of campaigns, Bambi. It's the only way I can see.
cease: its the part of the spear yuo dont hold, roto
Boney: geek humor makes me yearn for the drug humor of the Seventies
Dr. HackenTween: The fix is in, so to speak, eh Stones?
Hemlock Stones: Far out Boney
postDeluvianKlok: Roto -- points are implied. bits are normalized until there's a '1' in the MSB and the point is implied to the left
Merlyn: I think public financing of campaigns would only solidify the two party system
Bambi says fixed a little bit too much for my liking Stones
Hemlock Stones: they fixed it and superglued it both sides of the pond now
Boney: I'd like to run the National Surrealist Party convention through a server farm
Dr. HackenTween: How so, Merl? Wouldn't it throw the door open?
cease: you think you'll outlive the 2 party system in your country, merl?
Rotonoto: what? no truncation? Nor were they allowed to depreciate for ten years?!
Dexter Fong sings "Old MacDonald had a server farm AO AO EL
Boney: although Glutamoto would look better as some kind of anime
Hemlock Stones: lol Dex
Bambi: is it little wonder so many prefer to live in virtual worlds these days?
postDeluvianKlok: the Dept. of Commerce is funding the removal of all truncations on the highway system as being too dangerous
Merlyn: it just gives those in the government the power to decide how and which campaigns get funded. Cat, my state had a wrestler a few years ago from a third party
principalpoop: 99 billion sold I saw the other day, ahh america
Rotonoto: Glotamoto done it all, the anime!
postDeluvianKlok: Boney- ROFL
Dr. HackenTween: This isn't real? Seems real to me ;)
Boney: the transition from server farm to radio prison would be stylish
cease: and it may have franken as a senator
cease: i tried to join his pac the other day, but i think its only open to yanks
Rotonoto: oh, the theatre is real, all right...
cease: that's what my name means, tween
Rotonoto: I'm not acting, though- no, this is real...
postDeluvianKlok: Which reel?
Bambi: which reel?
cease: got a nice form letter from his daughter though
Johnny Piano: Which reel?
Dr. HackenTween: I was of course referring to your site, cat...
Mark Time: not fade away...
Dr. HackenTween: Reel 5.
postDeluvianKlok: she's in good form, then?
Rotonoto: Franken- rationality, ethics, and humor in one person- it's so rare these days...
Dexter Fong: Tween said "You're a sight, Cat
cease: i havfet o go back and finish that frisco play
postDeluvianKlok: one still from Reel 5 and two from Reel 3
Johnny Piano: Follow in your book and repeat after me...
principalpoop: after me
Bambi: the last reel, of this vintage ...
cease: my eyes are fading.
Dexter Fong: ...repeat after you
cease: i picked the worst possilbe time to become a cinematropher
ah,clem: the last reel
Johnny Piano: Hey, pPoop got it right!
Dexter Fong: He cheated
Dexter Fong: He looked at my paper
principalpoop: sure, I took drugs seriously in my youth
Dr. HackenTween: Are they after you again. P?
principalpoop: did not, did not fong
Rotonoto: 409 Trailer of Tears, Suite 101
cease: i always took drugs humouresly
Johnny Piano: I, state your name...
Bambi: LOL Dex
||||||||| Boney dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Boney?! It's 11:36 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
principalpoop: I wear my tin hat, that hides me
Bambi: night Boney
Dexter Fong: I wear a tin horn
llanwydd: just ungraying
Hemlock Stones: TTFN Boney
cease: not a muted post horn?
principalpoop: llan, drugs are kicking in
cease: we await silent tristero's empire
Rotonoto: why Prince Acturus- didn;t recognize you without the tin foil beanie
Bambi: I 'your name' ...
Dexter Fong: I double on muted post horn and also Bassarino
principalpoop: the horn of plenty? hehe
Johnny Piano: cue the Dave Gilmour slide guitar...
Dexter Fong: I got plenty of horn baby
Dr. HackenTween: That's alot of bull, Dex...
cease: a regular bruce hornsby?
Dexter Fong: 6 strumpets, 5 Thombones, and a Sousaphonette
principalpoop: bonaphone and skinflute
Johnny Piano: Sounds like a cathouse band, Dex
Dr. HackenTween: And his all-TX Longhorn band.
Dexter Fong: Spade Cooley
principalpoop: a point her and a point there and a lot of bull inbetween
Johnny Piano: There's that floating point again
Bambi: I like Bruce Hornsby ... he's from Williamsburg, ya know ... great sound and Clem knew him way back
Dr. HackenTween: I don't think the coolies would like that a bit...
cease: thats the way it is
principalpoop: williamsburg has real people?
Dr. HackenTween: Hornsby is definitely on of my very fav Am key players. Great songwriter also.
Bambi: so they say princep ;-)
Dexter Fong: Real people played by rich folks who thing they're living in 1600's
ah,clem: yea, Bruce is an incredible talent
Dr. HackenTween: Walked the maze recently, Bambi?
Hemlock Stones: 1600s, thats a long way from the city centre Dexter
Dexter Fong: That spelled Dextre
Dr. HackenTween: As in Pennsylvania Avenue, Stones? Wayyy out. For sure ;)
llanwydd: my mother's father was from one of the oldest families in virginia
principalpoop: dextrous and sinstrous
Bambi: nope ,,, been there, done that ... got the T-Shirt
llanwydd: that's the shriner I was telling you about
Dr. HackenTween: Native American, LL?
Johnny Piano: Ali Ghan?
Bambi: there are alot of historical families in williamsburg
llanwydd: no that line came from england. nobility. descended from royalty
Bambi: and all over virginia
principalpoop: too bad your mom was a girl, she would have gotten the little motorcycle if she was a son
llanwydd: but because most of my ancestry is welsh I call myself welsh american
Hemlock Stones: theres lots of hysterical families over here Bambi
Dexter Fong: The Honda 25 CC?
principalpoop: some of mine killed a king, they have a special word for it, regicide
Phil Austin: got to go. unexpected drop-ins. so nice to talk to y'all, nite
Johnny Piano: rarebit
||||||||| Phil Austin scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Phil Austin?! It's 11:44 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dr. HackenTween: Great to see ya, Phil...
cease: later, phil
Dexter Fong: Night Phil, always a pleasure
Johnny Piano: Nite, Phil!
llanwydd: goodnight phil! good to see you again!
principalpoop: 12.5 CC
Hemlock Stones: good night Phil have a good week
Bambi: LOL Stones
Johnny Piano: I prefer 10cc
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Bambi: night Phil!
postDeluvianKlok: nice of Phil to come so early, stay so long!
Dr. HackenTween: Good one, JP
Bambi: always great to see you Phil!
Johnny Piano: Good band, Tween
llanwydd: just spam
principalpoop: super about the nick danger set, I hope they can work it out
Rotonoto: commie kisses destroyed my will...
Merlyn: bye phil
Bambi: yes, that it was Klok
Dexter Fong: To bad PHil
Dr. HackenTween: Nice pop, for sure.
Dexter Fong: s's missing his song
Rotonoto: come on, Jesus!
Mark Time: happy landings Phil...
cease: is this a compilation album?
cease: what an odd combination of bits
Johnny Piano: Oh, Tween, Roger Powell has a new project - http://www.fossilpoets.com
principalpoop: super country western voice
postDeluvianKlok: Cat -- Shoes for Industry
Dr. HackenTween: Love Powell's work with Utopia.
Rotonoto: yee haw!
cease: ah yes
cease: i dont have this
Johnny Piano: There are soundclips at that website - Rog is playing synth again!
Bambi: Nickie is my favorite ... great that he will have his own boxed set :-)
Dexter Fong: Cat: This is opening of Maidens
Rotonoto: the means of production a re held by all the peolpe, comrade...
Dr. HackenTween: That's a page I'm going to take a close look at, JP. Thranks!
cease: bambi, doc told me you couldnt play the maron show cuz its air america
Dr. HackenTween: It's Roller Maidens, Cat.
cease: but i will have it up on my website at some point wil let you konw
llanwydd: I hope the box set has "Missing Shoe".
Dr. HackenTween: Or, I guess you mean the compilation.
cease: cant seem to get my cool edit to record cleanly these days
cease: i know this alubm well
cease: i just find it odd after the other stuff
Bambi: oh, well, wondered about that Cat ... good to know
cease: not for public listening
Rotonoto: too m,uch power spells trouble, and trouble's my business...
Dexter Fong: CAT: Could be Clem is doing a special DJ mix
cease: rightuflly that belongs to maron and air america
cease: but i msut send you guise Danger Down Under. everyone here should hear that
Dr. HackenTween: An all FST music set?
Dexter Fong: Roto: Yes but it doesn't spell m,uch to good does it?
postDeluvianKlok: I thought it was the rest of Shoes for Industry CD, Dex
cease: very obscure nick danger, just austin and non-firesigns
ah,clem: it is "shoes" Cat
cease: a michael packer production.
Rotonoto: not h,ardly...
cease: the continent of australia dissappears and nick is hired to find it
Dexter Fong: Klok: The pieces don't follow , also this is P & B's TV
Bambi: yes, that would be great Cat (Danger Down Under)
Johnny Piano: The "Shoes For Industry" set included songs from "TV or Not TV" and "Roller Maidens" - sadly none of David's album...
cease: a lotta noir jokes about a chick named franky and heroin
principalpoop: that is what I thought fong
principalpoop: oops ok
Dexter Fong: JP: Were there any songs on that album
postDeluvianKlok: someone in Australia just tried to sell New Zealand on eBay
cease: i'm gonna start doing some filmic firesign projects as well soon
Dr. HackenTween: Right you are. Shoes. Give Up This Day is next.
Rotonoto: klok- LOL!
Dr. HackenTween: Can New England sell Texas?
principalpoop: they sold new zealand? let us sell bush...
postDeluvianKlok: it's true -- go to Google News & do a search
Johnny Piano: Well, Fong, if you count Shearer singing the theme music for "The Years In Your Ears," yeah
Dr. HackenTween: Sounds cool, cat.
Dexter Fong: JP: I don't, but you may well
principalpoop: yes, practice on your family videos first cat
postDeluvianKlok: someone in England sold a Vulcan bomber on eBay
Johnny Piano: I don't either, but you asked!
cease: thats where this is ocming from , poop
Dexter Fong: Let's play "You asked for it!"
Rotonoto: yesh, advant garde housing
cease: i found some footage my parents took of me with a buncha chinchillas in 1956
cease: i want to put that with Mutant Blue
Dexter Fong: CAT: Mutant Blues?
Johnny Piano: I meant that it's a shame that they didn't include something from David's album since they did pull stuff from P&B and Phil's work
Bambi: we would love to see any of you that can stop by for the JimmyLee and Bambi show (7-10PM Saturday) and 1/2 hour warm up before hand with indie music including some great songs from The Oohs, and followed by a shorter set of Firesign Theatre at 10PM http://www.cniradio.com
Bambi: thanks Clem! great fun!
Dr. HackenTween: Gotta have a copy cat!
llanwydd: what's a vulcan bomber, klok
Rotonoto: shoes indeed, compadre...
Hemlock Stones: i will be listening to that Bambi
Johnny Piano: Ooze? What? Oh, Bambi, there's a new review of LLAMALAMP posted at http://www.fufkin.com
Dexter Fong: Back atcha Clem
Dr. HackenTween: Much grats, JL & Bambi. Lotsa fun as always...
postDeluvianKlok: Good show, Clem! Good night Clem, Bambi! Happy 50, Clem!
principalpoop: yes, thanks ahhhhh, clem, M happy birthday and all the best
cease: plus a little play i want to do for Oona, using a lotta Italian art, french swans, odd sound effects etc
principalpoop: kiss bambi
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
Hemlock Stones: Thanks again Clem
Johnny Piano: Nite, Clem & Bambi!
principalpoop: now the reel toad away
cease: its caled Oona Gets a Job
cease: by bambi and clem
cease: keep on ah'ing
Rotonoto: bye ahClem, walk, do not run...
Bambi: Happy Birthday Clem and Merlyn!!
Dr. HackenTween: Have a better one, all...
Hemlock Stones: good night Bambi
||||||||| Dr. HackenTween rushes off, saying "11:56 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
ah,clem: good night everyone!
llanwydd: got to hear one of clem's shows someday. can't get it with msntv2
postDeluvianKlok: llan: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/01/vulcan_for_sale/
Dexter Fong: B&C: Stand on the yelllow line and keep your hands on each other
postDeluvianKlok: llan -- look it up on Wikipedia, too
Johnny Piano: Oh wow - I didn't know - happy birthday to Clem & Merlyn!
Mark Time: looks like I'm outta here folks...be well all...happy B-day Clem...and merlyn...
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 11:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Johnny Piano: Bye, Tween!
llanwydd: thanks, klok
cease: happiness all around
Rotonoto: avoid the candy-striped line...
||||||||| Mark Time says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mark Time exits at 11:56 PM.
Dexter Fong: Blast off Mark
principalpoop: always look on the sunny side on the street, toodles
Merlyn: cya next wick, fokes
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Johnny Piano: Hey, what's wrong with candy stripers?
llanwydd: nite merlyn
Bambi: May the Road Rise to Meet you ... May the Wind Always Be at Your Back. ....
Dexter Fong: Marlyn rushes off to buy a Demon
Bambi: have a great night everyone!
Dexter Fong: Merlyn
postDeluvianKlok: llan -- if you can get CNI, you can get the Sat. nite show, too. Same Firesign, same Firestation.
llanwydd: nite bambi
Johnny Piano: He can't afford not to!
Dexter Fong: Bambi: And may ye be in heaven half an hour before the divil knows you're dead
Hemlock Stones: Ok folks its gettin real early here so i better call it a night
Rotonoto: nite all, off to more obscure parts of the internet...
Johnny Piano: Gee, I guess I'll go watch my new MST3K Volume 9 DVDs...
llanwydd: I've tried to get cni. Apparently it is not available to me
Hemlock Stones: have a fun week everyone and stay well
postDeluvianKlok: llan -- and I think you can d/l podcasts of it for local replay; not sure that makes any difference on a webtv box
cease: night, hemlock
postDeluvianKlok: nite Hemlock
postDeluvianKlok: I'm outta here, too folks!
Dexter Fong: Ta Ta Stones..and tell Doctor watson I need him
Johnny Piano: Cheers all!
||||||||| "Hey Johnny Piano!" ... Johnny Piano turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
postDeluvianKlok: have to go check the pumps...
Dexter Fong: Night Klok
Hemlock Stones: changes into his alter ego FrankAcne and heads for the message boards
Rotonoto: get your hands off me- I'm a news man= I gotta find out- Reeeeebussssss!!
Dexter Fong: They're leaving faster than I can say gnight
cease: jp, klok
||||||||| postDeluvianKlok says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, postDeluvianKlok exits at 11:59 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night JP
Dexter Fong: Night Klok
Dexter Fong: Whatta rush
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:00 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rotonoto by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: what a fee-ling
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! like squater, not welcome here no more
llanwydd: yeah, I'll be going too. And to any who are left, see ya next thoisdy
Dexter Fong: Night llan
cease: thoi has his own day?
Dexter Fong: It's Koi's day
cease: i thought there was somehting fishy about it
Dexter Fong: How you doing Cat?
cease: not as stoned as i should be
cease: late start
Dexter Fong: =))
cease: dnt get here til almost 7
cease: great to finally connect with austin
Dexter Fong: I realized that since i could still read youre typing =)
cease: idoing these vids for parents and relatiives motivatres me to get back to my own firesign vid projects
cease: an oddity
Dexter Fong: How so?
cease: the more work i do, the more i Can do with the software, etc
cease: editing is a learning curve
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'd say life is a learning curve =)
cease: but i'm usually too timid to stay on the road long enough to learn what i need to know
Dexter Fong: Pedal to the metal, dude
cease: but i had to mkake a dvd for cousin in la and i have to make one for another cousin next week and want to put mh parents old movies onto dvd for their enjoyemenbt
cease: o i have deadlines and such
cease: very good for me
cease: like doc tech
Dexter Fong nods in agreement and understanding
cease: who picked the worst time not to show up tonight
cease: lili too
cease: i spent part of the afternoon digging lilis in garden.
cease: would have liked to dig one in chat too
Dexter Fong: Lili's been absent for some time and obviously Doc has a lot on his mess kit
cease: i saw her on chat late last week. i left real early. super tired
cease: i talked to doc and lili on phone over the weekend. they both sounded up beat
Dexter Fong: I remember
cease: he has that new job and such
Dexter Fong: good
cease: not doc, lili. the homeland security thing
Dexter Fong: Like a real job, hours and pay and stuff to do?
cease: doc is siltl jobless
cease: he put together a new part of the seemreal site.
cease: pay is the main thing, dex
Dexter Fong: Ah, Lili has the job..homeland security..can the irony get any thicker
cease: not in this reich, dex
Dexter Fong: reich on Herr Bruder!
cease: you aint got no friends on your Reich
Dexter Fong: To tell the truth, I never cared for those ORGONE BOXES EITHER
cease: you know any deutch? what does reich mean? something like "realm"
Dexter Fong: stuckey
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| principalpoop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: the orgasm boxes are much better
Dexter Fong: Reich means Republic which may or may not be synonomous with Empire
cease: i thought republic was a word of german origin
Dexter Fong: Derived from Polish word st(reich) meaning Run!
cease: sounds more nativist than republic
cease: that implies voting and such
Dexter Fong: No, that means seen again in public
cease: master race
Dexter Fong: Hah! Jesse owens kicked their narzi asses
cease: my father has almost regressed back to his childhood
cease: when he spoke only german.
Dexter Fong: and Joe Louis too
cease: could ask him
cease: nazi goering, never boring
Dexter Fong: I must admit I'm not too clear on your ancestry etc,,,how come German,,,thought he was Russia?
cease: my mother is having a llot of memory fantasies aobut ww2 these days
cease: my father never got closer to the war than london, ontario
cease: but she imagines him fighting hitler
cease: i'm tryg to find out jhis regient so i can get him veterans benefits, hospitals and such
Dexter Fong: Cat: You have a very heavy burden..just keep on trucking and listen to a lot of FST
cease: excelletn advice, dex
cease: played your nick danger cd in the rental car as i took them to the airport 2 weeks ago
Dexter Fong: Ther only thing I can think of
cease: it was good for me.
Dexter Fong: hat else we gonna do?
cease: and if it confuysed them, ithey're are never not confused
Dexter Fong: What
cease: father's fatehr of german ancetry but lvied in st. petersburg a long time
cease: his first 4 sons spoek russinan
cease: ut he married my vienna grandmother and moved to canada where they all spoke german
Dexter Fong: But still reverts to German...interesting
cease: apparently he spoek 10 languages fluently.
cease: i kinda speak enlgish
Dexter Fong: One of the things I think is reallty neat about Europeans they all speak several languages
cease: at least she learned enlgish. i rememvber her babbling to me in deutch but also speaking in english
cease: my mother's mother nefver spke anytihng but ukranain and she lived here 80 years
cease: yes europe is great
Dexter Fong: Met a guy recently my dry cleaner - who spoke Romanian, German, French, and Portuguese
cease: although my grandparents had reason to flee it long ago
cease: an odd combination
Dexter Fong: Really
cease: i find portugese baffling
cease: sounds like russian
Dexter Fong: SKIPPED RIGHT OVER THE Italians
cease: but mnmay pepole there speak perfect english
Dexter Fong: Cat: Portuguese is like mushy Spanish/italian
Dexter Fong: Romance language (I loff you my darling)
Dexter Fong: Night Cat, see you next time
cease: only to read, dex, not to hear
cease: spoken portugese sounds slavic
cease: by dex
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| cease - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."