A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 25, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:41 PM, dragging ah,clem by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Clark'
||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "the_woof should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as the_woof enters and sits on the divan.
the_woof: i'm here for the duration this time
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bambi into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
ah,clem howls
Bambi: howdy
the_woof: hi
Bambi: lol
the_woof: stimulating conversation
Bambi: woohoo! The European Commission said last week that computer programs will be excluded.
the_woof: from what
Bambi: article entitled: EC: Software is not patentable at ZDNet UK
the_woof: oh
the_woof: i'm in the us
Bambi: yahoo new picked it up
Bambi: bbiab ... food done!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'doctec', just granted probation at 9:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease disembarks at 9:08 PM.
doctec: first time since early april that i have connected to chat via my laptop
cease: how is the laptop working, doc?
doctec: hp finally sent it back to me early this week - they've had it (warranty work) since 5/1
the_woof: wow
the_woof: what model is it
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Wendell."
doctec: it is much better - the reason it was in their hands so long is that the part it needed (another new montherboard, was just replaced by them in january) was backordered
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and RodTweenling disembarks at 9:10 PM.
llanwydd: TGIT
RodTweenling: That's the rubber line up ahead. You've just entered... the Bozone...
doctec: it is a pavilion zd7000 circa mid 2004
RodTweenling: Hey, I know this guy on the radio!
RodTweenling: Evenin' all...
cease: how is lili?
llanwydd: so who is it on the radio?
the_woof: good evening
doctec: i was informed that the motherboards they were using as replacements earlier this year had a problem with the nvidia video hardware integrated in the motherboard
RodTweenling: Moi.
llanwydd: cool
doctec: when it failed in late april, it took the mobo down with it
llanwydd: cool
RodTweenling: It's Warf, madam...
cease: that's me. another nation
cease: there's a scene in my sask flick set in moose jaw.
doctec: i noticed that after hp fixed the prob in january, it seemed to be running very hot - just light surfing caused the fans to rev up quite a bit
RodTweenling: Hey Cat.
cease: with literally the jaw of a moose
cease: tween
doctec: it is now running much cooler, i haven't heard the fans rev up much at all and my palms don't get burned while i'm typing
RodTweenling: And the pause that refreshes.
the_woof: this is an interesting combination...
llanwydd: moose jaw is a funny name
the_woof: counter-strike in a window, this chat, and the cni radio firesign sound
doctec: all i can say is i'm glad i spent that $100 back in 2004 for the extended warranty - when they returned the laptop to me this week, the enclosed work sheet said they replaed the motherboard, the keyboard and the cd/dvd burner
the_woof: wow
RodTweenling: Sounds like money well spent, Doc.
doctec: i think the fact that the mobo was running so hot caused damage to those units
doctec: cat: lili is doing pretty well, all things considered.
RodTweenling: Usually extended warranties are a rip.
cease: good to hear
RodTweenling: Yeah Doc. A long road back, eh?
cease: was good for firesign. for awhile
doctec: very much so, r.t.
RodTweenling: What FST is this on CNI?
cease: procberg's Clark Wintergreen
||||||||| Outside, the 9:17 PM downtown bus from Pennsylvania pulls away, leaving principalpoop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
principalpoop: ahhh clark
llanwydd: howdy p
RodTweenling: Hey PrincP.
doctec: yesterday i finally - after seven weeks, in which time (a) the laptop hard drive failed and i rebuilt it, and (b) then the mobo died and i sent it off to hp - finally was able to merge my laptop email archives with my desktop system email archives
principalpoop: bosco!
doctec: so now everything is in one place
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:17 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
cease: kend.
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
cease: my condolences
llanwydd: howdy kend
the_woof: hi
principalpoop: I vouch for him catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside principalpoop and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Bambi: ah, good supper!
Dr. Headphones: thank you, cat, and all you others who said so in emails
doctec: and since the hard drive had failed before the mobo/video hardware prob occurred, i installed the bad hard drive back into the laptop before i sent it off to hp and they managed to fix it
Bambi: hi cat, doctec, ken, llanwydd, princep, tweeny ... already said hi to da woof and clem
Dr. Headphones: i'm ready for some humor and distraction
principalpoop: hi bambi
Dr. Headphones: so, let's get funny :)
doctec: i don't know what they did, i couldn't get it to do anything - even doing something as simple as dropping it into a usb enclosure and connecting it to my desktop system caused a BSOD (caused the desktop system to crash) upon connecting the bad drive
llanwydd: was great to see phil again last week
principalpoop: ok, everybody be funny, right now
cease: i'm just back from the funeral of a young friend of the family
doctec: dr. h.: i bet you are, i bet you are!!!!
Bambi: great to see you ken ... hated to intrude beyond the initial emails ... but you have been in our thoughts and prayers
cease: see www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Bambi: yes, it was llanwydd
doctec echoes Bambi's sentiments
cease: humour would be appreciated, but i dont know how appropriate
Dr. Headphones: cat: it's a difficult time, and worse the closer you are to the deceased. i know now about it
cease: i'm sure you do, kend
Bambi: Knoppix CD doc?
the_woof: bah
the_woof: knoppix
principalpoop: gesundheit
Dr. Headphones: bambi: i just d/l knoppix DVD and burned, but haven't yet rebooted to try it out
Bambi: me too ken ...me too
llanwydd: I have lost only one good friend in my lifetime. He was young as well. Believe it or not I had a friend who was on Pan Am flight 103
llanwydd: nobody should die young
Bambi: works great with malware infected hard drives that you don't want to talk to windows
doctec: bambi: knoppix cd useless as far as the bad hard drive goes - it was really weird, nothing could penetrate it - but those guys at hp managed to revive it. i have since cloned my new hard drive onto it, so now i have a bootable backup drive at the ready.
Dr. Headphones: llan: it has to be worse when it's not "natural" causes, too. at least my dad was old and lived a full, good life and was ready to go
llanwydd: I didn't know, kend. My sympathy to you and yours.
cease: the friend we just buried was only 17 and murdered along with 4 other people a couple of weeks ago
Dr. Headphones: every day seems to be just a little bit easier to take. i have been told that you never get to the "0" point though
doctec: bambi: i even tried using the "ultimate boot cd for windows" (http://ubcd4win.com) - it wouldn't even boot when it tried to 'see' the drive (same thing with knoppi)
cease: thats true, kend
doctec: knoppix
Dr. Headphones: llan: last saturday, at 74, he passed.
RodTweenling: Back in a bit...
Bambi: glad to hear it doc ... yeah, they can take the plates out and do it at those places ... very nice setup in clean room situation
Dr. Headphones: is "the_woof" someone i should know?
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
the_woof: no
Bambi: sounds like a physical problem then ... the thing that hp did to get data would likely be the only way to get it
Elayne: Evenin' all! Tally ho!
Dr. Headphones: hi, elayne
doctec: bambi: i have no idea what they did, the work sheet just said it was 're-imaged' - with winxp sp1 - useless - but still, they got the damn thing going again and that
principalpoop: hello E
the_woof: haha this is my second time here
Bambi: hi elayne!
llanwydd: hi elayne
doctec: that's all i cared about - i had managed to back it up right before the failure occurred
doctec: hey e
Dr. Headphones: well, mr/mrs/ms woof, glad to meet you
the_woof: mr, and likewise
Bambi: did you check the serial number against the original? I bet it's not the same drive
doctec: ok, here's a question for you all: what do you think i can get for my partial collection of dear friends shows on vinyl these days? i have to sell them now
cease: have you heard clark wintergreen, kend?
principalpoop: 1 ho 2 ho 3 ho 4 5 ho 6 ho 7 ho oh
Dr. Headphones: we welcome almost anyone here who doesn't cause trouble--and some who do ;)
the_woof: thank you
doctec: bambi: not sure - it seems to be the same drive but you may be right. i never wrote it down.
cease: thanks for the inclusion, kend
Bambi: talk to the owner of http://www.maskmusic.com
Dr. Headphones: cat: no, i don't think i have, only heard of it
Elayne: Hard to say, Tom - they're pretty valuable but the number of people who know from Firesign and who are online is probably dwindling.
cease: this is it on cni now
cease: hey el
cease: welcome back from the uk
Dr. Headphones: ok, will walk over to tv and turn off (batt dead in remote) and do the CNI thing
doctec: i have the dear friends vinyl albums of complete shows: #1, #5, and #s 7 thru 12
Bambi: doc, do you happen to have HCYB ??
Elayne: Thanks, Cat. Hope you're enjoying the photos! I have some more coming by the weekend.
Bambi: on vinyl
cease: yes they're wonderful, el
doctec: bambi: on cd, yes - i have hcyb
cease: its like being there
cease: and makes me want to go eat that food
doctec: oh, yes, and on vinyl as well
llanwydd: where can I find copies of those, doc?
the_woof: i've been considering buying a laptop
the_woof: was the hp service good?
the_woof: or were they... difficult. *growls*
doctec: i have one vinyl copy i wore out years ago, and another that's only been played once or twice
llanwydd: I have "2 Places" on cassette. used to have the album
Dr. Headphones: i have 2 HCYB vinyls, both aurally about as bad, one cover better than the other
doctec: lland: you want to buy cd copy or vinyl copy of hcyb?
||||||||| "9:29 PM? 9:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits on the divan.
Dr. Headphones: hey, klok
principalpoop: click klok
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RodTweenling - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I meant the "Dear Friends" recordings, doc. I thought that's what you were referring to
the_woof: hello
doctec: woof: i am partial to hp laptops, but dell is doing a good job these days as well - problem is, with either outfit if you call for tech support you get bangalore and it's a crap shoot as to whether or not you can understand whoever takes your call
cease: im happy with my powerbook
the_woof: yeah
the_woof: that's pretty much the case with most tech support
the_woof: and with apple you don't need support, but the computers are expensive
Dr. Headphones: "the other two of our forefathers" is a good line :)
the_woof: yes
doctec: lland: i was gonna put the dear friends albums up on ebay. i've seen them go for $50 to $100 per album in the past, don't know if i can expect that much now.
Dr. Headphones: doc: good luck on getting what you want from them. i've never sold there, only purchased
llanwydd: sounds incredible doc. must be OOP
doctec: i paid $300 for the set of them back in the late ''90s, would like to at the very least get my money back and then some if i sell them now
Dr. Headphones: of course, i can't do that now since at least 827 people have used my paypal account and i have yet to verify my info in those kindly emails ;)
Elayne: My father-in-law likes to use eBay, he's picked up all sorts of bargains there. Got a G3 laptop for 6 quid.
Elayne: That's quid, not squid. :)
the_woof: haha
Dr. Headphones: calamari forever!
llanwydd: where would we be without ebay?
the_woof: those are big calamari to buy a laptop...
Dr. Headphones: what was before ebay? dday?
doctec: lland: the original discs of the dear friends shows were sent out to radio stations for them to play when the series was syndicated - only 100 of the sets were pressed and distributed, they were never sold commercially
Dr. Headphones: lots of hum in audio, is that native or artifact of recording?
llanwydd: bombay
Dr. Headphones: mumbai now
the_woof: either benny carter or louis armstrong did a song where he mixed up vowels and almost said ebay
Bambi: hey Klok ... missed you enter!
the_woof: he'd say, "a met an ah-ba, e met an ay-bay..."
llanwydd: obviously a rarity, doc. I can imagine they would be expensive
Dr. Headphones: sounds like hendricks
Dr. Headphones: (not hendrix)
the_woof: hmm
llanwydd: ebay sounds like an arab name
the_woof: it does
Dr. Headphones: muhammad al ebay, sheikh of the dunes
llanwydd: aba ebay bin abi
the_woof: whoa
the_woof: i just realized i've had my cd drive open for about a half hour
Elayne: Sheikh of the booty.
principalpoop: iknay on the ebay thereay
Dr. Headphones: woof: that's dangerous, you might let the spirits escape that way. i keep mine trapped
the_woof: haha
principalpoop: that is the cup holder the woof
cease: isnt that a doggy door?
the_woof: i've been torn apart :)
Dr. Headphones: ripped asunder (and athursder, too)
the_woof: certainly
llanwydd: wrecked them asunder, did they?
the_woof: "For, "certes," says he. "I have already chose my officer."
principalpoop: rectum?
the_woof: -shakespeare, in othello
klokwkdog: Hey ken, poop, bambi; hi everyone
||||||||| Outside, the 9:39 PM bus from Bronx pulls away, leaving El Diablo Yamamoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: hey, yamster
klokwkdog: WOW! Hi Yam
cease: hey yammy
El Diablo Yamamoto: where?
llanwydd: hey yam! good to see you again
principalpoop: ahh yamamoto
the_woof: hello
El Diablo Yamamoto: oi
Elayne: Hey Yam!
Bambi: hi Yammy!
cease: i yam what i potatoe
the_woof: that was a good line - every man but you is another man
El Diablo Yamamoto: Hey Nino got me pegged in the Bronx tonite. I've actually been there
Dr. Headphones: this one has some good lines in it. "every man but you is another man." how profound ;)
||||||||| Catherwood leads RodTweenling in through the front door at 9:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
El Diablo Yamamoto: that's wit in action that is
Dr. Headphones: wb, tweeny
El Diablo Yamamoto: oi
principalpoop: who is that guy couder anyway? sounds like cooties ewwww
llanwydd: that's what I'm not growing this year. Potatoes. Only roots I have are radishes
principalpoop: wb tween
doctec: and speaking of lili, i think the dinner foghorn is about to blast
RodTweenling: Hello again.
El Diablo Yamamoto: radishes giove me the winds
Dr. Headphones: say "hi" to lili for me, doc
RodTweenling: Hi Yam. Been a while...
principalpoop: bon ap doc
klokwkdog: have a good meal, Tom
El Diablo Yamamoto: y
doctec: i have to prep the table etc
El Diablo Yamamoto: I'll yell HI LILI!!!!
cease: eat well, doc.
Dr. Headphones: dr. whiplash. how many doctors appear in FST stuff? too many for one hand, at least
El Diablo Yamamoto: Don't forget to scrub up. Do ya have to gown and glove
RodTweenling: Been working out on the Devilmaster, Yam?
Elayne: Bye Tom!
doctec: thanx - we're doing gourmet mac and cheese tonight (with gruyere, among other cheeses) and whole wheat pasta, and a healthy salad to go with it
Bambi: enjoy doc!
cease: i think the idea is that you have to be a doctor to get all the stuff on firesign
doctec: czech you all later - and thanks for all the fishes
cease: sounds great, doc
the_woof: are any of them doctors in real life?
Dr. Headphones: mmm, i had some super veggie pizza (cheated and had them add pepperoni)
cease: they're not free, doc
llanwydd: dr. memory, dr whiplash, dr firesign, dr. tim, the good dr can help you out
Bambi: best to Lili!
doctec: yippee tie one on, so long.....
||||||||| Around 9:43 PM, doctec walks off into the sunset...
El Diablo Yamamoto: btw you lot Next FZ vs WMD: FZ meets John Prine and Hank Williams
Dr. Headphones: llan: and of course, dr. headphones
El Diablo Yamamoto: actually WMD meets
llanwydd: him too
llanwydd: will the real dr pederman...
Dr. Headphones: i need to extract that audio and post on a future home page
principalpoop: pederman or federman?
Dr. Headphones: dr pederman meets dr virginia vagina, another thrilling episode next week
Elayne: BRB.
cease: i dont think you;'re supposed to konw, llan
||||||||| Elayne is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:44 PM.
llanwydd: thought it was pederman
principalpoop: I have bad ears
Dr. Headphones: pp: wear one of those hats with flaps, no one will see them
cease: anselmo pederasty?
the_woof: a lot of fst stuff needs to be listened to at least twice to get everything
llanwydd: and of course, the strange dr weird
RodTweenling: Your ears need to be disciplined, P.
the_woof: that's the case for me, at least
Dr. Headphones: twice? that's just barely scratching the surface
principalpoop: I have headphones on my head, speakers rather than phones really
the_woof: yes
RodTweenling: Twice? I'm still hearing things 25 years later, woof...
the_woof: i'm relatively new
RodTweenling: Make that 30 and 35.
the_woof: haha
llanwydd: flotsam was a doctor as well
Dr. Headphones: i've been listening to HCYB since 1970 and heard something new a few days ago. don't remember now what it was, or if i really heard it back when i was stoned 24/7 in the good ol' days
RodTweenling: When did you start listening, woof?
the_woof: somewhere in my house i have an amplifier to a pair of "ear speakers"
the_woof: about 1 or 2 years ago
principalpoop: yes I got my money's worth of that 4 way hit of mr. natural for a 1 dollar, effects for years
Dr. Headphones: as long as you don't wear 12" woofers on your ears, woof ;)
the_woof: haha
RodTweenling: Ouch, Dr. H...
the_woof: i'm intrigued by the arcane audio devices like ear speakers
El Diablo Yamamoto: gotta go 15'
El Diablo Yamamoto: minimum
Dr. Headphones: hey, clem!
the_woof: i'm wearing a pair of speakers on my desk
principalpoop: ahhh the voice of ahhh, clem
llanwydd: I'm always hearing new things on "2 Places"
El Diablo Yamamoto: I was at the East Coast OI fest and was right next to the Monitors when I was photographing the bands
ah,clem :)
the_woof: i'm on the radio! :)
principalpoop: it is nice to be had ahh, clem
cease: hows it goin, yammy?
El Diablo Yamamoto: Not bad
llanwydd: I've been on the radio too, woof
El Diablo Yamamoto: getting into trouble as usual
RodTweenling: They work on so many levels, LL.
the_woof: yes
El Diablo Yamamoto: They worked at the Split level ranch early on
||||||||| Elayne steps in at 9:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
principalpoop: wb E
Elayne: Sorry about that, I had to install RealPlayer's update. My computer wouldn't leave me alone.
Dr. Headphones: yeah, tween, i've listened in the basement, on the ground floor, and in 2nd story apartment :)
RodTweenling: Good evenin' to ya, E.
the_woof: fie upon realplayer
Elayne: Hello Rod!
llanwydd: I live in a split level head
ah,clem: Hi E!
cease: did you trip get robin any work, el?
Bambi: tweeny has a blog now ... maybe you could post it for those here Tweeny?
Elayne: Hello ahClem!
RodTweenling: And the sleeper cab as well, eh Dr. H?
principalpoop: ahh ranch dressing, have you tried catalina yet bambi?
Elayne: Not immediately, Cat, but it put us a bit deeper in debt. :)
El Diablo Yamamoto: You need to run Linux. Just one realplayer and that's it
cease: thats not the right direction
Dr. Headphones: yep, tween, done that too
the_woof: is the name "ah, clem" made up, or is it from "the breaking of the president"?
cease: it kinda looks like you had fun, though
El Diablo Yamamoto: It is in american ya ferrin devil
llanwydd: catalina is just like garlic french
the_woof: or something else?
RodTweenling: Actually I lost some data yesterday, Bambi. Could you post the link I sent? Can't log in because I forgot my PW and lost the current file where I kept it.
Dr. Headphones: woof: you got it right without a second guess
principalpoop: garlic in it?
Dr. Headphones: he's a bozo
llanwydd: ye[
the_woof: excellent
Bambi: love catalina dressing and the other red translucent one Ruby Red?
principalpoop: ahhh ok, you have tried it
the_woof: well, i must be off
Dr. Headphones: i'm a non-transparent guy with dressing. bleu cheese my fav
principalpoop: ruby red is a grapefruit
the_woof: but i'll be back next week
llanwydd: whatever happened to green goddess? you never see that anymore
RodTweenling: A Classic partition crashed and nothing could repair it :(
Dr. Headphones: ok, woof, hope to see you occasionally
principalpoop: have a super week the woof
El Diablo Yamamoto: Now I'm two of me
principalpoop: you were right about ahhh, clem
El Diablo Yamamoto: Yep
RodTweenling: Happy trails, woof.
cease: keep on woofing
Elayne: Bye woof!
El Diablo Yamamoto: later daze
Bambi: eeeK! http://erictravis.wordpress.com/
RodTweenling: Latter daze saints?
llanwydd: nite woof!
El Diablo Yamamoto: I'm on my Debian box and my IMac
Bambi: see ya woof
RodTweenling: Thranks, Bambi. Any idea how to get them to send my PW?
El Diablo Yamamoto: woff woof? hahaha!
Bambi: they should have a way to send in a request for lost pass
Dr. Headphones: a friend brought me some taffy. the orange ones with white in middle are almost like cremesicles
cease: i remember those, kend
llanwydd: sounds delicious
RodTweenling: Nothing I could find easily, Bambi. Saw some business about using SQL commands.
klokwkdog: nite woof
principalpoop: the caramel with white in the middle is good too
llanwydd: I don't eat taffy because it tends to make me loose my fillings
El Diablo Yamamoto: I just gum it
Dr. Headphones: goetz, i think they are, poop
llanwydd: last time that happened to me I was in England. lost a filling in a Sugar Daddy. Dentists in England are amazingly inexpensive
El Diablo Yamamoto: This is weird-the CNI feed on the IMac is ahead of the Debian box
Dr. Headphones: llan: because no one there uses them?
RodTweenling: National health care system, LL.
cease: what have you been up to, yammy?
RodTweenling: LOL Dr. H...
llanwydd: no, they are government subsidized
El Diablo Yamamoto: Road trippin
Bambi: don't know tweeny ... I don't host mine on wordpress site
RodTweenling: I'll get it figured out Bambi. Thanks...
Elayne: And they're fast too. When we were visiting our sister-in-law our neice excused herself for a dental appointment, and returned within a half an hour.
RodTweenling: BTW, PrincP, your comment was right on the money.
El Diablo Yamamoto: Fast dentists?
Dr. Headphones: if you don't need to wait on anesthetic, it can be quick
ah,clem: must be quite a dentist, lol
RodTweenling: Bread and circus. Nothin' but bread and circus.
llanwydd: the dentist did go out of his way to ask me what I was doing in England
cease: did you get new teeth, el?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Dave', just granted probation at 10:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dr. Headphones: you showed up, dave!
llanwydd: hi Dave!
principalpoop: hello dave
cease: hey dave
RodTweenling: Hey Denver Dude.
El Diablo Yamamoto: Oi
cease: thats a funy line
Dr. Headphones: this is fairly good brit accent
Elayne: Uh, no Cat, I still have most of mine. :)
Bambi: hi Dave
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: dentist keeps dooming about my teeth. i wont replace them until i have to.
cease: dont konw if its worth going to england to do so.
llanwydd: this was in the seaside town of Weston-Super-Mare. Lovely area
cease: a week of good plays and new teth might be worth it though
El Diablo Yamamoto: Stop playing w/yr teeth!
Dr. Headphones: i can think of better ways of spending time in foreign country than in dentist's office, though
cease: any of you khow Head and Leg?
cease: a comedy duo, did a good skit about teeth
El Diablo Yamamoto: Shakespere went to avon for plays makeup and a good set of choppers
ah,clem: love the naugha hyde joke
RodTweenling: Never heard of 'em, Cat.
cease: quite good. i first heard them on npr
Elayne: I saw the River Avon last week, or at least an estuary thereof.
Dr. Headphones: valvoline, texas? i've been there!
cease: correpsonded with them for a while and then they idssapeared
RodTweenling: Nauga Hyde Park?
cease: may have been a one album wonder
RodTweenling: I don't doubt that there's a valvoline, tx.
RodTweenling: Maybe a good place for the Bush library. Right next to KY, tx...
Dr. Headphones: bush library? the one with two coloring books?
RodTweenling: LOL H...
cease: i think its 2 copies of one book
llanwydd: the bush library must be in australia
El Diablo Yamamoto: No Valvoline, tx
RodTweenling: At least Lay & Skilling got convicted. Be interested to see what sort of sentences they get.
cease: Goofy Goes to Iraq
El Diablo Yamamoto: "My Pet goat"
Dr. Headphones: tween: if they get a year a charge, it will be life
RodTweenling: No doubt, H.
cease: you sure they wont be freed on appeal, or pardoned?
RodTweenling: My Pet Goat. A book which shall live in infamy.
El Diablo Yamamoto: Pardoned unless Lay spills the beans
RodTweenling: December 2008, both get pardons.
Dr. Headphones: day before new prez is sworn in
El Diablo Yamamoto: jan 19th 2k9
Elayne: I thought the actual name of the book was The Pet Goat.
RodTweenling: Having never served a day because of appeals.
El Diablo Yamamoto: Let's not milk this jioke
llanwydd: the last presidential pardon was nixon wasn't it?
RodTweenling: Pet Goat Cheese?
El Diablo Yamamoto: No
Elayne: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pet_Goat
Dr. Headphones: yeah, make butter and cheese of it!
llanwydd: possibly the first as well?
El Diablo Yamamoto: Herbert Hoover bush preemptively pardoned Cap Weinburger
Dr. Headphones: yam, i think he means pardon for former president. nixon only one
El Diablo Yamamoto: Clinton did a number, too
llanwydd: that got past me, I guess
El Diablo Yamamoto: Oh, yeah
principalpoop: He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps.
RodTweenling: Yeah, I thought Clinton did a couple.
Dr. Headphones: gw has pardoned counterfeiters and moonshiners
RodTweenling: Jeb is going to pardon Shrub?
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from jaundice
||||||||| the_woof - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: ...
RodTweenling: Dave didn't last long.
El Diablo Yamamoto: Juandiced or just cynical
principalpoop: school is out
Dr. Headphones: dave is chatting with me on AIM
llanwydd: jaundice is really going around tonight
Dr. Headphones: he has trouble doing two chats at once
Dr. Headphones: and politics isn't his favorite subject
principalpoop: so do I, and I am not blind
llanwydd: I was born with jaundice. I hope not to die with it
||||||||| 10:11 PM: joe jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
RodTweenling: Anybody here familiar with Amazon Women On The Moon? Just got a DVD copy and noticed for the first time that Proctor was the guy doing the Silly Patteé faux commercial.
Dr. Headphones: hi, joe
Bambi: clinton did do at least one questionable pardon ... details foggy ... would have to look it up
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
RodTweenling: Hey, Joe, weher ya goin' with that pickle in your hand?
principalpoop: hello joe, watta you know?
Dr. Headphones: tween: never heard of it
Dr. Headphones: and dex, good to see ya
principalpoop: ahh so dexter
llanwydd: Amazon Women On the Moon must be available at Amazon.com
RodTweenling: Evenin' Dex...
Dexter Fong: Hey Dear Friends
llanwydd: Hey Dex! Hey Joe!
Dexter Fong: Hey Kend^
llanwydd: that's just what I thought tween
llanwydd: you beat me to it.
RodTweenling: Pretty funny movie. Lots of comedians in numerous skits. A wonderful skit with Carrie Fischer at the end that's straight out of a Firesign playbook. Proc says they didn't have anything to do with the script, though. The writers were certainly very much influenced by FST.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:14 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Dexter Fong tiptoes in around 10:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
RodTweenling: B&N, LL.
principalpoop: ahhh the chat hiccuped
Dexter Fong: Herro
klokwkdog: Marc Rich. His wife gave $$$$ to the democrats
Dexter Fong: ah there I am
klokwkdog: hi Dex
El Diablo Yamamoto: Indeed it did
RodTweenling: Dex doesn't know whether he's coming or going...
principalpoop: wb fong, I fell too
cease: hi dex
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, i timed out and i'm cable modem. audio kept working entire time
principalpoop: NSA had to change the recording cd
El Diablo Yamamoto: I got the "Firefox Can't Connect" Screen
Dexter Fong: Hey Klok, Bambi, Yamster, welcome back; Joe, llan, Tween, Triple P, Elayne and clem
||||||||| Outside, the 10:15 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving TOR Hershman coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
TOR Hershman: Howdy do, All
principalpoop: hi tor
||||||||| "10:16 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
cease: and tor too
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:16 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Funfun Town."
El Diablo Yamamoto: If it's the gummint they're still using floppies
Dexter Fong: Ken: Same here
RodTweenling: TOR...
llanwydd: hey tor!
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:17 PM, dragging Dave by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
RodTweenling: People keep faliing through the other side of the mirror.
RodTweenling: WB, Dave.
klokwkdog: having problems with the chat refreshing
principalpoop: yes floppies
Dr. Headphones: yep, klok, happened thrice to me now in past 10 minutes or so
klokwkdog: so where's Hemlock tonight?
RodTweenling: Catherwood, Klok needs some refreshment...
||||||||| Catherwood ignores RodTweenling
principalpoop: only 2 times for me
Dave: hi there, was on phone so didn't get a chance to type, sorry I missed last week's chat with Austin, but I've got a week and a half left, yay!
Dexter Fong: Shades of IRC
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, i'm ashamed of you
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dr. Headphones and asks "Did you need me?"
cease: i keep getting cut off
klokwkdog: catherwood, bring me a negra modelo
||||||||| Catherwood hands klokwkdog a negra modelo.
llanwydd: I'm having the same trouble klok. and I don't even have a computer
TOR Hershman: Well, what happened?
Dr. Headphones: dave, that close to end of first year? how time flys :)
TOR Hershman: Moi ëst back.
principalpoop: I see stones on msn, he must be busy
RodTweenling: 'Bout ready for a little vacation, eh Dave?
klokwkdog: well, not much of one llan ;-)
TOR Hershman: *balloons and confetti*
principalpoop: are you a sophmore
Dr. Headphones: balloons? you sure it's not a trojan?
RodTweenling: LOL Klok...
llanwydd: I'm sophomoric
TOR Hershman: Say, if'in ya wanna see HE that inspired the parody song "The Lion Farts Tonight" visit here http://www.soundlift.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1741
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| joe - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: globners, lucky guy
Dr. Headphones: tor: heard it (on one or more of your email lists), and good stuff
llanwydd: Is there a firesign group on msn, pp?
klokwkdog: is that like wetback mountain?
cease: dont look that gift trojan horse in the mouth
TOR Hershman: Wifey made tea. MUST GO! Stay on Groovin' Safari, TOR
principalpoop: not that I know off, we traded some mp3s
klokwkdog: nite Tor
llanwydd: aha
cease: your wife invetned marijuana?
principalpoop: tata tor
Dr. Headphones: laTOR, gaTOR
klokwkdog: this routine not my fave
Dexter Fong: He's a dope dealer
RodTweenling: So, if Americans start crossing into MX because of decriminalization, are they going to call us weedbacks, Klok?
llanwydd: which routine is it klok?
RodTweenling: Nothing routine about this...
cease: i think the firstr weeback will say, "what are all these mexicans doing here?"
klokwkdog: the P&B stage act like Nino. on-stage psychic
llanwydd: good one tween
Bambi: clark w is great fun
klokwkdog: do you think you'll be able to get a real computer sometime llan?
principalpoop: we have route and routine, why not have street and streetine?
RodTweenling: No doubt, cease...
Dexter Fong: Tween: i *must* congradulate you...you manage to come up with a new and funny/interesting play on "tween" every week =))
llanwydd: haven't heard much P and B. Just "Give Us a Break'
llanwydd: I love GUAB
klokwkdog: this is their 1979 road tour
klokwkdog: I saw it in DC
RodTweenling: Checked out the first season of TZ from the library recently. Great stuff from the gitgo.
Dave: yes tween it is quite amazing how you do that, I'm just Dave cause that's who I am
Dexter Fong: This is Bosco
||||||||| 10:24 PM: Bubba's Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
El Diablo Yamamoto: You can compromise llan-Load linux on an X-Box
principalpoop: bosco weed bubba
Bambi: hi bubba
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
llanwydd: Hey BB
RodTweenling: Yo Bubba. How's Hoosierland treatin' ya?
Bubba's Brain: Hey, all
klokwkdog: TZ?
Dexter Fong: Time Zinc
cease: bub
Bubba's Brain: Pretty good...
RodTweenling: Twilight Zone.
llanwydd: don't know anything about linux or x boxes. As I say, I don't have a computer
RodTweenling: Hence Rod Tweenling...
llanwydd: I have internet television
Dexter Fong: Hi Clemie
El Diablo Yamamoto: we need to get llan a proper comuter
Dexter Fong: High Tor...a play from the thirties
klokwkdog feels slighted
RodTweenling: Never tried internet TV. Cool that it can do chats.
Dr. Headphones: hey, BB. did i miss anyone else whilst chatting elsewhere?
El Diablo Yamamoto: So he can get Pr0n and illegal music
Bubba's Brain: Nope... just got on.
cease: hows lodestone doing, bub?
RodTweenling: Only slightly Kloked?
Bubba's Brain: okay, Cat, slow but sure.
klokwkdog: Clem's forgotten me (although he ran the ID at the start)
klokwkdog: I see the nick origin now, Tweeny
cease: good to hear
Bambi: Clem forget Klok???
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat, seems I overlooked you before
Bambi: never!
Dr. Headphones: BB: i looked again at your website and i see you feature celestial navigations. i have had their first two for decades now. love them
cease: i'
cease: i'm easy to overlook
principalpoop: I am not duped this time, a faked towed away
Bambi: hey Dex .. you made it! Missed you enter the chat!
klokwkdog: (sings) I'm looking over / a four-leaf clover / that I overlooked before...
RodTweenling: Kinda short, eh Cat?
cease: doped, but not duped?
Dexter Fong: Cat: 'cause you're just a real square little guy?
Bubba's Brain: Hadn't heard them until recently... they air as filler on XM Sonic Theater. Good stuff.
klokwkdog: RIAA forbids duping
cease: cmoing in shorts and quartz
llanwydd: never understood that four leaf clover song
principalpoop: I dipped in the dope once two often
Dr. Headphones: i always liked the one about the horses pulling the ships
Bubba's Brain: MLB forbids doping.
Dexter Fong: MLB = Martin Luther Bing
cease: so who obeys laws?
Dave: so much music/commedy that I want it's scary, so much I already have that's scary, just bought an original Miles Davis Kind of Blue on vinyl in mono, paid a fair bit of electrical money for it but it'll hopefully be worth it
RodTweenling: Amazon Women's got a great Video Pirates skit. Conquest on the Spanish Main.
principalpoop: he is looking over a 4 leaf clover that he overlooked before
llanwydd: diving for dupers
Dr. Headphones: GWB forbids duping (except by republicans)
Bubba's Brain: Haven't heard that one yet. Which album is it on?
RodTweenling: Sounds like quite a find, Dave.
cease: hows school, dave?
Dr. Headphones: one of the first two, since that
Dr. Headphones: all i have
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TOR Hershman - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Elayne - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bubba's Brain: Miss Manners forbids double dipping.
principalpoop: miles davis, is he called kilometers davis in europe?
Dexter Fong: Miss Grammar forbids double negatives
Bambi: E! lucked out! She got the really big disease!
Bubba's Brain: I actually haven't had the chance to hear all of their CDs allt he way through yet.
llanwydd: miss manners is a double dip herself
Dexter Fong: Ppp: He's called "Klik" Davis
cease: a camel?
principalpoop: oh my the plague ohh
Bubba's Brain: Johnny forbids Depping.
Dr. Headphones: BB: rather "new age" but then, at that time in my life, i was also
Dave: I've heard that one on Miles before, smile
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Johnny says you can't Depp in the same river twice
Bubba's Brain: They're new agey, but they also qualify as storytelling/audio theater.
principalpoop: is his son called Yards Davis?
cease: enjoy the music while you can, dave
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Foots Davis
llanwydd: in europe he's called Kilometers Davis
Bubba's Brain: Depp, depp, depp, depp, depp... Goodnight sweetheart, its time to go....
RodTweenling: They're cleaning it, Cat?
Dexter Fong: Used to play with the Meters
El Diablo Yamamoto: Feets. Don't Fail Me now!
principalpoop: ahh yes, he married toots malone
cease: clenaing the music?
Dr. Headphones: yeah, their stories are good. the one about the man painting mars is good also. only two i remember off the top of head without relistening
cease: no tipper has a new war
RodTweenling: Those Feats'll steer ya wrong sometimes...
El Diablo Yamamoto: Yr feets too big
principalpoop: little feet has smelly songs
RodTweenling: She's no fun, she's tipping right over...
Dexter Fong: ..to fit dese shoes
Bubba's Brain: Tippy Hedron?
principalpoop: shoes for industry
principalpoop: tippy oneil, former speaker of the horse
RodTweenling: They're grateful they have the industry...
Dr. Headphones: hey, is that horse with broken leg going to make it?
Bubba's Brain: Tipper Gore?
RodTweenling: Make what?
Bubba's Brain: Does the horse have no name?
Dexter Fong: Kend: We won't know for sure for several months
cease: thats been done
principalpoop: it rod
Dexter Fong: ditarod
Bubba's Brain: lita ford
Dr. Headphones: moonpie and RC cola. anyone here remember that? brother dave gardner, i think
principalpoop: lita pita
llanwydd: who did a rod?
RodTweenling: A TZ marathon? Iditarod Serling?
Bubba's Brain: pita paul and murray
principalpoop: jan murray
llanwydd: what the hell is idiot rod anyway
Dexter Fong: Jan and Dean Murray
Bubba's Brain: Murray Amsterdam
klokwkdog: Ahab the A-Rab
RodTweenling: Puff the magic game show...
llanwydd: jan vermeer murray
klokwkdog: Roy somebody
principalpoop: lalala autumn mist
klokwkdog: ray stevens
Bubba's Brain: Puff the magic! Dragin'
klokwkdog: R-O-C cola
principalpoop: dean and jan and dick martin
Bambi: Lives by the sea ...
klokwkdog: even old new york was once new amsterdam
llanwydd: poof the magic faggot
RodTweenling: Draggin' on doobie, Bubba?
Dexter Fong: No poofters allowed
Bubba's Brain: Why they changed it I cant say.
Dr. Headphones: magic faggot? didn't he almost die holding his breath?
RodTweenling: That's different in UK, LL ;)
Bubba's Brain: People just liked it better that way.
principalpoop: doobie brothers, the world is a ghetto, for you and for me
klokwkdog: dan and gene's remake of idiot wind?
llanwydd: I know tween
principalpoop: Elton toilet
llanwydd: LOL kend!
Dexter Fong: Sir Elton WC
klokwkdog: "throw another faggot on the fire" -- Andy Griffith, Rustler's Rhapsody
principalpoop: ahhh he was nighted hehe
Bubba's Brain: I've been keeping a secret....
RodTweenling: What do they call roaches in England?
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Teel a vision
principalpoop: you created the internet and sliced bread bubba?
Dexter Fong: tell
klokwkdog: hexapods
Bubba's Brain: I went to a wedding last weekend -- mine!
RodTweenling: Do tell, Bubba.
Dr. Headphones: cucuracha?
principalpoop: spill the beans, halfpint
Dr. Headphones: no, that's mexico
Dexter Fong catches the Order of the Garter bouquet
RodTweenling: Surely thee jest, Bubba?
El Diablo Yamamoto: http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/feets.png
El Diablo Yamamoto: like way too late
principalpoop: ahhh congratulations, that is wonderful
cease: still collecting road signs, yam?
Bubba's Brain: Stop calling me Shirley!
El Diablo Yamamoto: yeah
cease: did anyone hear the marc maron/proc rebroadcast last fri?
Dexter Fong: Not me
Dave: road signs? better than restroom signs or something
RodTweenling: One of my legs is shorter than the other, and botha my feets too long...
Bambi: I had the lasagna
Bubba's Brain: Thanks, PP.
llanwydd: never heard of narc moron
principalpoop: I had lasagna for dinner too, I will you all the best bubba
cease: maron. i disocvered him on air america
Dexter Fong: Narc Moron, undercover Idiot
principalpoop: narc? who is a narc?
RodTweenling: Congrats are indeed in order, Mr. Bubba. Who's the lucky bozoette? Will we get a chance to meet her?
cease: nightly comedy show, 10-12. from la. had proctor on last friday
principalpoop: oops wish :D
cease: very good show
Bambi: will have to look at the cheese log for details .. but if princep congratulates you must be deserved .. Congrats!
Bambi smiles
llanwydd: LOL Dex!
Bambi: ah, Tweeny too
cease: if only, dex
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 10:45 PM.
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Bubba's Brain: Not likely to meet her... she's not into Firesign.(GASP!)
Dr. Headphones: hey, merl
cease: the cheech and chong stupid narc scenario didnt keep chong outta jail
cease: almost, but not quite
llanwydd: evenin Merlyn
Bambi: hi Merlyn
principalpoop: I am not a narc, dex has a vietnam flag in his garage
Merlyn: hullo
principalpoop: Hello M
RodTweenling: It's a magical evening...
El Diablo Yamamoto: oi
Bambi: a mixed marriage lol
Dexter Fong: Poop: pttthhh...I don't have a garage..but I do have two sheds
RodTweenling: Blasphemy, Bubba!
Bambi: (not into Firesign)
principalpoop: not into firesign? ahhh opposites attract
Dr. Headphones: mixed marriages aren't bad as long as you don't use the blender or processor to mix them
Bubba's Brain: She thinks they were on drugs. I think she's right.
llanwydd: two sheds? get your own arts program, ya fairie
llanwydd: I love that line
cease: the usual genitalia only, eh?
RodTweenling: Good guess. ;)
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Tell her so what..so is Rush Limbaugh
principalpoop: is that hamlet or macbeth llan?
Bambi: lol ken
llanwydd: python, pp
principalpoop: oops, of course
Bubba's Brain: She doesn't like him either.... actually she doesn't dislike them... just a bit surreal and fast for her.
El Diablo Yamamoto: play them at half speed
RodTweenling: Speaking of, just watched the video of Magical Mystery Tour for the first time in decades. Still pretty good and a fun watch. They boys were most _certainly_ libated.
Bubba's Brain: 16 and two thirds?
El Diablo Yamamoto: indeed
principalpoop: as they say on the white album, everyone knew that as time went on we would get older and slower
llanwydd: I liked MMT. The one Beatles movie I have yet to see is "Let it Be". I'm dying to see that.
klokwkdog: congrats, Bubba!
Dr. Headphones: "when i'm 64"
RodTweenling: If you play FST albums backwards, can you hear Pat Boone?
Dexter Fong: For those of you listening to CNI..the singing act is whatever Loud, of the famous Loud family, first reality show brought to you on PBS by listeners like you
Bambi: what does she like Bubba -- besides you ;-)
Bubba's Brain: HHee''ss nnoo ffuunn,, hhee ffeellll rriigghhtt oovveerr........
Dr. Headphones: tween: if that's the case, remind me NEVER to do it!
RodTweenling: Yeah, I remember that one, Dex.
principalpoop: oh yee oh ohhh
El Diablo Yamamoto: That was avant garde Teeevee that
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, you hear enooB taP
Dr. Headphones: "stairway to heaven" in that song, but didn't sound like led zep
principalpoop: start her off with don't crush that dwarf or everything you know is wrong
RodTweenling: The one where the young guy comes out as gay, right?
klokwkdog: tweeny -- yes, but it's really the Devil using the voice of Pat Boone to enslave you
Bubba's Brain: Bam: Great sense of humor, firesign notwithstanding, likes This American Life, David Sedaris, NPR in general, West Wing.... works as a Social Worker.
principalpoop: enooB taP?
El Diablo Yamamoto: Pat Boone is the antichrist
RodTweenling: Doesn't he always, Klok?
Dexter Fong: Kend^: That was Cellophane Zep, early progenitor
||||||||| 10:51 PM: Hemlock Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Hemlock Stones: Late Greetings
principalpoop: ahh voila stones
llanwydd: evening stones
RodTweenling: Is she allowed to vote in Indiana, Bubba?
RodTweenling: Hail and well met, UK...
cease: hi hem
Dr. Headphones: i thought pat robertson was the antichrist
principalpoop: she is too good for you bubba, send her my way
Bubba's Brain: Yes, though we're usually outvoted.
Dexter Fong: Yam you mean tsirhcitna ehT
klokwkdog: hey, Hemlock. got your national ID card yet?
Bambi: great sense of humor goes a very long way -- don't leave home without it! :
Hemlock Stones: been mega busy and had visitors so running terribly late
llanwydd: I think pat boone shot kennedy
cease: it comes on after le show. never listened to more than a few mintues, bub
cease: is it worth doing so?
Bambi: Stones! You made it
Hemlock Stones: funny ou should say that Klock
Bambi: best to Honey!
Dexter Fong: Hi Stones
cease: i have heard sedaris as a guest on air amierca shows
principalpoop: no, that was is brother daniel
Hemlock Stones: am renewing my passport at the moment which means that i wont need to get the ID card until 2010
Bubba's Brain: cat, you mean This American Life???
cease: yes
Bambi: yes, that national ID crap really sticks in the craw, along with all the other stuff they are doing!
RodTweenling: He certainly killed alot of good songs, LL.
klokwkdog: I'm sure Tony is working on a way around that
principalpoop: you wll still be you until 2010? super
cease: on sunday morn after le show
Hemlock Stones: and as the opposition may be in government by then and have promised to scrap it, maybe not even then
Bambi: glad to hear it Stones (re: ID till 2010)
llanwydd: the next pope is supposed to be the antichrist
Bubba's Brain: Its definitely worth it. Reality radio with an offbeat sense of humor.
llanwydd: If you believe some people
Bambi: even better
principalpoop: this one is damn close, nazi youth motherfucker, oops
cease: i'll listen to a whole show next time, bub
Dexter Fong: llan: Is that more of your Druidic propoganda?
klokwkdog: I read about some position paper by the Lib Dems today, but didn't have a chance to read the article
Dr. Headphones: st. malachy named them all up until now or something like that, didn't he?
llanwydd: here's a topic of conversation when you're stuck for one: the pope's karma
llanwydd: Its never discussed, is it?
RodTweenling: A whole bunch of people got caught up in a very bad thing, PrincP. Not unlike these times, eh?
Bambi: that was great news about Software Patents that I read today
Bambi: in the UK
Bubba's Brain: I'm used to talking about his dogma....
Hemlock Stones: Both the Lib Dems and the Tories are against the ID cards for a variety of reasons but of course it depends ultimately whether they have any balls or not when push comes to shove
principalpoop: he drive a volkswagon, or ferrarri, that is his karma
Dexter Fong: Software parents?
klokwkdog: it's in one of my "to do" tabs; the lede is "The Liberal Democrats are calling for people to renew their passports before the start of the summer holidays to evade having to register for an ID card before 2016."
RodTweenling: The one with the bulletproof glass, LL?
cease: i dfont see the dif between believing in karma and believing in the pope
principalpoop: we are speaking out, not going down quietly
Bubba's Brain: my karma ran over his dogma...
Bambi: yes, ZDNet UK ... EC - Software is not patentable
cease: wow, england is catching up to bushland
principalpoop: my brother had a karma gia
cease: our harper is running hard to catch up.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Karma is uncertain though sure...Pope is sure, but I'm not certain about that
llanwydd: I'd like to see the pope on a talk show discussing his karma
Hemlock Stones: sad to say Cease, Blairs policies are all copies of Bush's
RodTweenling: I love Bush and Blair admitting there have been some "setbacks" in Iraq LOL
cease: the worst we can get is facism lite
Bubba's Brain: The Pope ran over my pup.
Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, yawning has infected me acutely now. time to call it a night.
Bambi: I'll see your dogma and raise your karma
Bambi we were playing cards right? ;-)
cease: certainty is not certain, dex
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- it's like Bush has gotten Blair and Howard to drink the Kool-Aid...and it's worse than Jamestown
Hemlock Stones: of all the CCTV cameras in the World, more than 30% are in England
principalpoop: i bid 3 mohattma
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Honey Sanchez close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Bambi: night Ken ... so glad you were able to be here!
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, friends
Bubba's Brain: My karma's in a coma.
Bambi: hi Honey!
Dr. Headphones: hi, honey, bye, honey
cease: i'll trade you my karman ghia for gaiea
principalpoop: ciao molto bella honey
Dexter Fong: Kend^: Glad to see you here, sorry I was late...be well, drive safe...etc =)
RodTweenling: Evenin' Miz Honey...
Hemlock Stones: good nite Dr
cease: honey
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dr. Headphones!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Honey Sanchez: bye dr headphones
cease: keep on kending
Honey Sanchez: hi tween
principalpoop: time helps ken, that is all I know
Honey Sanchez: hi cease
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yeah, but every time I read the news, it's someone stabbed 700 times on a lighted streetcorner and the police didn't happen to notice for 6 hours...
Dexter Fong: 'olla 'oney!!
Bubba's Brain: Well, I've got to go sleep with my wife.
klokwkdog: nite Bubba
cease: is it your turn, bub?
Dexter Fong: lol Bubba...prolly better than someone else's wife
Honey Sanchez: Ohhhhhhhh, Stones Hellllllllll-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bambi: LOL, enjoy Bubba!
Dave: "outside a small circle of friends"
RodTweenling: Seen the trrops heading for the border yet, Honey?
llanwydd: well, somebody has to, bub
RodTweenling: troops
Bubba's Brain: she sure is.
principalpoop: it is not wednesday bubba, calm down
Hemlock Stones: yes Klok, its a sick joke, the police hide in the police stations watching sport and confiscated porno vids and smoking confiscated dope, whilst the crims run riot
Bubba's Brain: Ta.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes off, saying "11:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
principalpoop: that is better than them being competent stones lol
klokwkdog: gee, like the penultimate episode of "Tinker, Tailor..."
llanwydd: Bub survived his exit
Hemlock Stones: competence is not one of their aspirations PP
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Gosh Stones, that's not what i gather from all the neat Brit Crime shows...your fuzz seems to be right on top of it all...and so literate too
principalpoop: what is the joke about a world with english chefs, french police and german politicians?
El Diablo Yamamoto: Yeah Scotland yard and all that
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Mark Time', just granted probation at 11:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: hell?
principalpoop: sure, you have hemlock stones
klokwkdog: yeah, and the reality is that they're pulled from the group that even the Football Hooligan Association wouldn't touch
principalpoop: yes cat
Dexter Fong: Ppp: I think you just told it
RodTweenling: You mean, PBS' Inspector Morse isn't standard fare?
llanwydd: yo, mark
Mark Time: just in time to say good nite!
Dexter Fong: Maaarrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk Time!
Hemlock Stones: its all bollocks as we say here, it starts at the top with the Home Secretary and the Home Office, they dont know whose in the country and let prisoners out by the thousands who are dangerous and still bust freaks for smoking a J
RodTweenling: Hey Mark, pull up a mushroom...
Bambi: still an hour left Clem ... still time for tsunamis ;-)
principalpoop: I was not sure I had it right
Mark Time: hey all, hope all is well...
principalpoop: ahhh mark time
Honey Sanchez: hola mark
principalpoop: but you make good tv shows, the Royal family was priceless
Dexter Fong: Oh! want exquite Asian song styling from Sue Nami
Mark Time: hello all...this stuff is funny...thanks CNI...
Bambi: hi Mark .. Clem thanks and I thank you for listening!
klokwkdog: Poop -- we only see the good shows that the BBC exports for $$$
RodTweenling: They come with some pretty rare stuff, Mark..
Hemlock Stones: i recommend the Radio Prog called Nebulous PP its like Mark Time meets the Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi
klokwkdog: The rest of it is too provincial or too crummy
Dexter Fong: Ppp: The French version is good to..Le Famille Royale...that "the family with cheese"
Mark Time: listening is believing...
principalpoop: ahhh ok klok, they are our beta testers, poor folks
Bambi: hi Honey! (did say hi earlier but scroll was moving quickly!)
Hemlock Stones: look out for Grumpy Old Men on the BBC
Honey Sanchez: yeah sometimes scroll throws me off
Honey Sanchez: wheeeeeeeee
principalpoop: I trust your advice stones, but I did too much drugs when young
cease: where does one find said show, hemlock?
klokwkdog: Well, if there's anything worse than a British romance show, it's French TV. Anything on French TV
Bambi smiles
Hemlock Stones: wait one please cease
cease: he hitchiiekers' thing, not the grumpy men
llanwydd: I don't get french tv
Dexter Fong enjoys Froggie masterpieces
klokwkdog: me neither
principalpoop: we have the new dr who, I have to get used to him
llanwydd: but when I was in england I heard it was offensive to the british
Bambi: ribbit
RodTweenling: Mark was a Dr. Who fan, if I recall.
Mark Time: Tom Baker rocks...
principalpoop: crouak crouak
Dexter Fong: Mark Time?
Hemlock Stones: the series of Nebulous just finished and the cleared it off the servers but i can send you some if you wish
llanwydd: welsh ribbit is frog on toast
Dave: well I'm gonna go, I think I'm getting a cold and have finals next week, but hopefully will be on next week, if no then the week after for sure, later all
RodTweenling: Can you get high licking a Bambi?
Mark Time: yes fong?
||||||||| Dave leaves to catch the 11:07 PM train to Colorado.
principalpoop: I don't know his name, I don't know any of their names, just their faces
llanwydd: good luck, dave
Dexter Fong: Night Dave..keep em frying
principalpoop: best of luck and keep well dave
Bambi: have to get used to each regeneration of Dr. Who ... live it or live with it LOL
Honey Sanchez: by dave
klokwkdog: I had cable on LI in the early '80s and they had a French TV channel. I watched 4 hours of it one night and had to keep slapping myself to keep awake. It was soooo bad and soooo boring
Mark Time: see ya Dex
RodTweenling: Mark must be away...
cease: stay warm, dave
principalpoop: hehe I am certain I would get high licking bambi hehe
Dexter Fong: MT: Was asking Tween about the Mark Who's a Dr. Who fan
klokwkdog: tweeny -- I think a cane toad is a more sure-fire way
RodTweenling: Down boy...
RodTweenling: Yeah, Mark Time's my brother.
principalpoop: she said ribbit hehe
Mark Time: means me!
Dexter Fong: Klok: Most of us would prolly changed the channel after ..um..say about 15 minutes of slapping
principalpoop: we are all brothers and sisters, allman brothers album
klokwkdog: you're tweeny's mean bro?
RodTweenling: You're not so mean ;)
RodTweenling: Eat A Peach
principalpoop: another good album
klokwkdog: Dex -- I kept watching thinking that there was a pony down there somewhere...
principalpoop: who is oldest?
llanwydd: haven't heard Eat a Peach but Fillmore East is an absolute essential
Mark Time: well meaning...
principalpoop: ahhhh fillmore east, whipping post oh my
RodTweenling: Well well, what de hell...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Aha! you were looking for a pony...should have been looking for a chevalette
llanwydd: that and elizabeth reid
Honey Sanchez ties PP to the whipping post
RodTweenling: That were a truly great band. About the only Southern Rock I really like.
cease: see the usa through your turret bay
principalpoop: hehe yes please hehe
principalpoop: oops wrong chat
cease: i'm gonna get on my pony and ride
llanwydd: they were from florida if you consider that southern
Dexter Fong: Ride Sally, Ride
RodTweenling: If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat...
principalpoop: I did not know that
Dexter Fong: ..I'd ride him in the morning...
principalpoop: if I had a pony, I'd pony in the morning
RodTweenling: Depends on which part of FL, LL. The North sure is.
principalpoop: all over this land dex?
Bambi: mellow yellow ....
Dexter Fong: Pony up 4 Flusher
principalpoop: quite right bambi
RodTweenling: Hail mellow yellow...
Dexter Fong: Ppplol
llanwydd: I believe the allmans were from daytona
Bambi LOL
cease: what year was that, dex? i think i was in elementary school or something. long ago
RodTweenling: I was born near Daytona Beach.
cease: i had just started buying 45s
principalpoop: daytona is the south too
Dexter Fong: Again with the agist stuff, eh, LeChat
principalpoop: maybe not now
Honey Sanchez: deep south, even
cease: elisabeth reed, et al
cease: friesign is abvout that too, dex
llanwydd: my parents moved to daytona back in the 80s. I know the place pretty well
klokwkdog: tween -- Drive-By Truckers are pretty good
cease: i only know about the korean war from mash, and yet i write stories set during that era
llanwydd: I've worked on shrimp boats down there. Forrest Gump brought back memories
Dexter Fong: Cat: They'r devout about that too
Bambi: I visited Daytona Beach during Bike Week with three very young kids one year ... our eldest daughter shook hands with Big Daddy Rat ... scared to death but had to do it ;-)
cease: is that where they never get out of their cars, llan?
principalpoop: I have only driven through, jupiter beach looked like a nice place to live
RodTweenling: Heard of them Klok. Don't know their music.
Hemlock Stones: ...............
Bambi: (she was about 5 but was tiny and looked about 2 1/2)
cease: after funeral today, i figure there are only those of us who go to funerals, and those of us who are in them
cease: see blog
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bunnyboy in through the front door at 11:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Bunnyboy: late bloomer
principalpoop: hello bunny boy
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bunny
RodTweenling: Yo Bun...
Bambi: hey bunny
klokwkdog: howdy Bunny
Dexter Fong: Ppp: If you Like Jupiter, you'll love Uranus
llanwydd: I don't know what you mean, cat, but you can drive on the beach in daytona
cease: franken did an intro as if the show was from jupiter the other day
cease: very firesonian
cease: hey bun
Honey Sanchez: hi bunny
principalpoop: how are your teeth stones?
llanwydd: hey bunny!
Bambi: do they still let you do that llanwydd?
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Bunny
cease: how's it bunning?
Mark Time: hey bunny...
klokwkdog: Tween -- well, at the base, they're a Lynard Skinard tribute band, but that's just the beginning of it
llanwydd: yes, bambi. you still can
principalpoop: yes, they found rings around uranus, I didn't know anybody was looking
RodTweenling: Haven't been to FL since I toured with a band back in '77.
Bambi: there used to be times when you could drive on the beach after hours at the Jersey Shore too
RodTweenling: Have to check 'em out, Klok.
Bambi: cool! Don't know if you still can at the Jersey Shore ... haven't been there for years
Dexter Fong: Ppp: You can get those wonderful Ringes Uranus at Target
klokwkdog: well i found him in Pensacola / in a trailer in the sand...
llanwydd: I used to love the jersey shore. Ocean Grove and Asbury Park. Point Pleasant. Lot of vacations there
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, please would you bring me a large snifter of brandy ?
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez a large snifter of brandy.
Bunnyboy: Any fans of LOST in this hyah group?
cease: der snifter?
RodTweenling: Adolph and the snifter?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood *is* the Schnifter
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Did you need me?"
Bunnyboy: 2 bars of Nola.
klokwkdog: yuk
principalpoop: seemed more appropriate to look inside a wal-mart fong but ok
cease: Loose Organs Sink Trains?
Bambi: yep, was only 10 miles from Seaside Heights/Park but it would take forever to get there in the summer...
RodTweenling: Haven't watched TV in over a year. The Mac w/broadband does OK for now.
RodTweenling: That and DVDs for the library.
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Visiulazation is the key here...a series of concetric rings
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond.
principalpoop: people in europe love lost, so I watched one show, that was a mistake
RodTweenling: from
Bunnyboy: Ah! ..ah..ah! I am...er...NIFTER!
Bambi: great idea Honey ... almost forgot!
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I could get broadband for my msntv2 but I don't know if it's worth it
klokwkdog: i liked that Onion thing, suing class action for reparations for time lost watching TV sitcoms
Bambi: Yammy forgot his measles shots
cease: id rather be lost in europe than watching tv
klokwkdog: llan -- get a computer and broadband, you'll be happier
Hemlock Stones: PP, can seldom think of of more tedius programs than Lost
RodTweenling: That was a good one, Klok.
Honey Sanchez raises her glass and says cheers
RodTweenling: They have a point.
llanwydd: that's an idea, klok
Bunnyboy: This season's LOST finale was a rich one, indeed.
Hemlock Stones: watched for a couple of episodes trying to work out what they were looking for and then i realised it was a script and some actors
principalpoop: tchin-tchin honey
Bambi: cheers!
cease: did it have a lot of oil stocks?
principalpoop: lol stones
RodTweenling: LOL Stones...
llanwydd: have never watched Lost. I've lost a few watches
klokwkdog: Bunny -- I figure I can watch all that crap on TV in the nursing home....
cease: good one, stones
Bunnyboy: Hem: Aw! Terry O'Quinn's great!
Honey Sanchez: it tool a couple of episodes to figure that out, Hemmie??
klokwkdog: llan -- LOL
cease: keep your finger on the script. then you're never lost
RodTweenling: Absolutely, Klok LOL
Hemlock Stones: yes, i dont watch much TV nowadays and Lost reminded me why
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
principalpoop: yes, it will be new, in case I do not get alzheimers
Bambi: haven't lost any watches, but have several that don't work ;-)
Hemlock Stones: In vasion seemd to go on for ever as well
Honey Sanchez laughs and agrees with hemlock
cease: speaking of nursing homes, i gave my parents a tv last week. they never have it on.
cease: i'm amazed
klokwkdog: they work fine twice a day, Bambi
Bambi: very true Klok
RodTweenling: Smart old folks, Cat.
principalpoop: broken calenders are right once a year
Hemlock Stones: they should have renamed Invasion -- Work Permit
klokwkdog: unless they are military models; those only work once a day
cease: i think they cant figure out how to turn it on, but it's a start
Bunnyboy: Well...Fooie! I like it, anyway.
cease: lol poop
Honey Sanchez: or NO work permit
Bambi: and twice on leap year?
Hemlock Stones: lol
principalpoop: lol
klokwkdog: bambi -- only if you leap on them first
principalpoop: be nice cat, put the batteries in the remote control
Merlyn: Dissecting Jack Chick comics: http://www.enterthejabberwock.com/index.php?cat=12
Bunnyboy: There's a fine actor to watch for on the show. A guy named Michael Emerson. He plays "Henry Gale" (AKA Mr and Mrs John Q. Smith, i.e. not likely his real name).
Bambi: wow, was never good at the broad jump Klok .. .only 5 ft tall
klokwkdog avoids the obvious pun
Bunnyboy: He's alternately soothing and creepy.
cease: no, when they wre in the guest room they watched tv nonstop.
cease: now that they're in their own apt, they have too many old things to reconnect to, dont need tv
cease: but not entirely aware they're in a new coutnry yet
Bambi: you were referring to jumping on a calendar right ... a year's a wide thing to jump on ... ;-)
klokwkdog: Bunny -- kind of like Dear Leader, eh?
llanwydd: a lot of people have dissected Chick tracts. You see them in pieces all over the streets
Hemlock Stones: my problem is i want the aliens to win
Dexter Fong: Bambi: you not supposeed to be de jumper..you de jumpee
principalpoop: I followed the link given a fake commercial during lost and rooted through some of the clues stuff on the net, probably fun if you get hooked
Hemlock Stones: especially if theres a Tom Cruise about
Bambi: LOL
Bunnyboy: klok: Dear Leader? Reference, please.
Honey Sanchez: i thought the Aliend had already won, we just don't know it yet
klokwkdog: W
principalpoop: bullwinkle and rocky
Dexter Fong: Not Dear Leader..Der Leider, Teutonic tunes
Hemlock Stones: trouble now in the UK is that we seem to have forgotten how to make decent drama or comedy on TV now
Bambi: depends on which aliens you are referring to Honey ;-)
Bunnyboy: pp: No, dat's Fearless Leader...and Mister Big!
klokwkdog: doesn't Coronation Street count?
principalpoop: bzzzzzt ouch, ok ok, I was wrong
Dexter Fong: Stones: Been watching Hustle which is < I belive, British...quite clever and interesting
Bunnyboy: Oh, you mean The Resident.
Hemlock Stones: only to three Klok, (wanted to say that for ages )
Bunnyboy: Junk Mail George.
llanwydd: you think they'll ever get all the coronation street episodes on one dvd?
klokwkdog: Bunny -- Bush == Dear Leader -> Kim Jong Il -> "alternately soothing and creepy"
Hemlock Stones: maybe on one of these mega storage CDs
Bunnyboy: I have never found W soothing. I've found myself seething, and often.
Mark Time: guess I'm outta here...g'nite folks!
||||||||| Mark Time rushes off, saying "11:30 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
principalpoop: the goebbles show on pbs was disturbing
principalpoop: back to the future mark time
Bunnyboy: nite Mark
Dexter Fong: Mark, Blaaaaaaaast Offffff!
Hemlock Stones: has he got a new series PP lol
llanwydd: mark survived his exit. wonder if I'll survive mine
Bambi: night Mark
principalpoop: yes, folks are using his techniques today
Bunnyboy: I had a friend mention that Curtis Salgado is battling liver cancer.
Bambi: 100, 99, 98, 97...
Dexter Fong: llan: Don't dwell on it..you can always try again next week
Hemlock Stones: Himmler had his own series but i believe it bombed
Bunnyboy: Hey, you should have caught Goering's show. It was a gas!
principalpoop: oh my
cease: no i missed that, bun
Bambi: stones you will have to cent saurs all over the place talking like that LOL
Bunnyboy: Borscht Belsen
Dexter Fong: sings: Hitler, he only had one ball, Goering, he had two but small,
Hemlock Stones: yes i heard that Bunny, it was killing the audience
cease: is it on pbs webvsite?
principalpoop: his entire diary is there, I heard enough of his insight thanks
Bunnyboy: Himmler was somewhat similar
Dexter Fong: Vilkomen to Danny Dachau's world of wonders
Honey Sanchez just ordered the new mengele bug zapper on QVC
Hemlock Stones: i believe they are bombing in Poland of course
principalpoop: the echos to today gave me a chill
Bambi: lol
cease: but poor goebels had no balls at all
Hemlock Stones: very true PP, one begins to wonder precisely who it was who won in WW2
Dexter Fong: Honey: There's a Top of the Hour sale on the Jewelry Channel on Jewish Jewelry
Honey Sanchez: oy
Bunnyboy: sfx: Tuba blatt
Dexter Fong: Look at this ggoorgeos Loch Heim Locket
llanwydd: fghjkl;
Bunnyboy: Well, I gotta go entertain the troops. Gnite!
principalpoop: yes and aslipoh llan
Dexter Fong: Keep em, Bunny
principalpoop: hip hop bunny
klokwkdog: nite Bunny
Hemlock Stones: Maseltov Dexter
llanwydd: that too
Honey Sanchez: nite bunny
Merlyn: nite bun
Hemlock Stones: good nite bunny
llanwydd: a maseltov cocktail?
llanwydd: that's a jewish IED
Dexter Fong: Dexter Maseltov Bombs in new show "I'm a tall goyish jackie Mason"
||||||||| Bunnyboy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bunnyboy exits at 11:36 PM.
klokwkdog: they used those in the Warsaw uprising, didn't they?
Dexter Fong: Llan: Another successful escapee
Hemlock Stones: hurriedly throws the cocktail back to llanwyd
ah,clem: good night everyone!
klokwkdog: great show, Clem!
cease: night, ah clem.
cease: ill try and send you more firesign eventually
Dexter Fong: Clem, Muchassimo Gracia
Hemlock Stones: good night clem and many thanks again, have a good week
llanwydd: nite ah
principalpoop: night ahhh, clem and thanks so much again :D have a super week
Merlyn: Catherwood, say goodbye to bunnyboy
||||||||| Catherwood says "goodbye, bunnyboy"
RodTweenling: Once again, Clem, a great time...
Honey Sanchez: nite clem, thanks for the show once again
Hemlock Stones: its your Goyish good looks is it Dexter
principalpoop: marchasssimo cherries?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, say goodbye cruel world
||||||||| Catherwood says "goodbye cruel world"
Bambi: thanks for the great show Clem! :-)
cease: hemlock, you mentioned earlier a show that was like hitch hiker's guide
Bambi: night Bunny
principalpoop: cruel or gruel?
cease: do you recall what it was?
cease: a british show?
Dexter Fong: Stones: That's me up there on the silver plate screen, Best Goy
Honey Sanchez: it is called Nebulous, cease
Bambi: gruel for supper?
cease: speaking of gruel, i saw the gaudi flick on monday
principalpoop: novavina?
Hemlock Stones: Nebulous
cease: his gruell house was the greatest house i've ever seen
cease: unforutunatlely it was very badly filmed
llanwydd: goodbye gruel world
principalpoop: nananan?
Merlyn: Catherwood, jump behind the couch
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Merlyn and mumbles "Did you need me?"
principalpoop: ahh toadddd away
Hemlock Stones: if you send me your email address i will send you a couple of episodes if you wish
Dexter Fong: The Gruel sea, or groatcakes again???
Merlyn: You need to learn more verbs, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands to learn more verbs.
RodTweenling: You guys (and guyettes) have a great week. So long, until last time, again...
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 11:40 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| "11:40 PM? I'm late!" exclaims RodTweenling, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
llanwydd: goo goo goo joob, sir
klokwkdog: cat -- http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/nebulous.shtml
Merlyn: and syntax
Honey Sanchez: nite tween
principalpoop: tween catches a twain choo choo
klokwkdog: cat -- I'll mail youthe link
Bambi: night Tweeny
Dexter Fong: See yah Tween
Bambi: night Clem!
Bambi says see ya soon Clem!
klokwkdog: I'm gonna take a powder, too
principalpoop: the evil Doctor Klench
cease: klokk are you answering for hemlock?
Bambi: and I must check my spam lol
principalpoop: click klok
Dexter Fong: Wait! don't take that powder, it might be drugs
Bambi: now that we aren't streaming
klokwkdog: no, I'm just providing the link, Cat
Hemlock Stones: it may not be on BBC listen again now but will show up again on Radio 7 in a couple of months i think
cease: i'm lisenign to maron's lat night show on archives now
principalpoop: with toast and mustard I like spam, a little mayo too
Hemlock Stones: Doctor Klench is an excellent villain
cease: he's not as good as harry shearer, but then, who is?
klokwkdog: night everyone, I'm outta here
||||||||| At 11:42 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, klokwkdog!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
llanwydd: never could appreciate spam
Honey Sanchez: nite klok see ya next week
cease: nite klok
Hemlock Stones: ok Klok
Hemlock Stones: ake care
Hemlock Stones: take
llanwydd: I hear it's a staple in hawaii
Dexter Fong: Llan: Don't think Klok made it
llanwydd: nite klok!
Bambi: I only like spam sliced thin and fried on toast
Bambi: lol
Bambi: night Klok!
Honey Sanchez: i filter my spam or send it to stones
principalpoop: I say it was rocco in the kitchen with the cuisinart, do I win?
llanwydd: I hope they don't get confused with the anti spam laws and start busting diners
Hemlock Stones: it never gets here Honey, the boys in Reston steal it
Dexter Fong: I like spam stuffed with porcini mushrooms and crabmeat...roast for half an hour...throw away the spam
Bambi: nope, it was colonel mustard in the green room with the rope
principalpoop: reston? when they did they move from fort meade maryland?
Honey Sanchez raises her fist to the heavens and yells, damn them damn them to hell!!!!!!
Hemlock Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: It was grren eggs in the Amazon room with bitter rice
Bambi: lol llanwydd
cease: remind me not ot go out to eat with you the next time im in new york, dex
principalpoop: can't be, I have the mustard, I used it on my spam
Hemlock Stones: Colonel Green in the Mustard room ?
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Don't wanna pay again?
cease: no, the spam.
Bambi: with just enough rope to hang themselves
cease: id rather see spamalot than eat spam alot
Dexter Fong: No curried cauliflower for you Baboo
llanwydd: new york is the best place for grilled items. but for delis its philadelphia
Hemlock Stones: Spam is excellent providing you remember not to eat it
Honey Sanchez agrees with cease
Bambi: yes good one
Hemlock Stones: Thank heavens for little grils llanwyd
principalpoop: I need a deli, I am going mad, mad I tell you, give me a good deli in roanoke
cease: look how much money it's made monty python, and bill gates
Honey Sanchez: no kidding!
Dexter Fong: Llan: Trenton NJ,,great grilled deli items
Bambi: LOL, Cat
principalpoop: 2 stars is enough, 1.5, anything lol
llanwydd: never spent much time in trenton. don't think I ever ate there
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Join the Boar's Head packaged meat of the month club
Bambi: Jersey makes many great food items ... learned from the old countries
Merlyn: well, see yooz folks next week, bye now
Bambi: wish some of them had settled in Virginia lol
Honey Sanchez: if you are going to eat deli meats boarshead is the best
Honey Sanchez: nite merlyn
Bambi: night Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Old countries...New York, and Massachussetts
Hemlock Stones: ok Merlyn thanks, see you again next week
llanwydd: well, new jersey has my all time favorite restaurant. The Public House in Chester
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thank you
principalpoop: no more packaged meat for me, I made the mistake of reading a package tonight, the meat contained up to 38% flavor solution
principalpoop: have a super week M
principalpoop: and thanks again
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:49 PM.
cease: that realy is princiaplled of you, poop
Bambi: If ya get a chance to stop by http://www.cniradio.com on Saturday for the JimmyLee and Bambi Show from 7-10 PM (ET)
llanwydd: if you go there have the shrimp and lobster scampi
principalpoop: M did not die
cease: keep on merlyn
Dexter Fong: Merlyn got away..but then he owns the joint
Hemlock Stones: ;i will be there Bambi, thank you
Bambi: thanks Stones!
principalpoop: moving too fast, I will check the log for the advice later, thanks
Honey Sanchez: i tune in too when i can, bambi
Bambi: thanks Honey!
Dexter Fong: take2and callme inthe morning
Bambi: always a fun time :-)
llanwydd: take 2placesatonce
Hemlock Stones: i listen to the tech shows on CNI as well
Bambi: cool!
principalpoop: ruby red huh? I will search high and low and try it
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Ruby Red?
llanwydd: I've never even heard of ruby red salad dressing. Is it citrus-based?
Dexter Fong: Grapefruit Juice?
principalpoop: transparent ruby red fong
Hemlock Stones: can do you some Panama Red Dexter but clean out of Ruby
principalpoop: that is what I thought fong
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bambi: Ruby Red ... great dressing for salad
principalpoop: panama red? he is prison in florida right?
Dexter Fong: Ruby Red salad Dressing, 38% more flavor
llanwydd: garlic french is my favorite. then caesar
Hemlock Stones: (tries to remember if Panama Red makes good salads but cannot )
Dexter Fong: Blue Cheese for me, please
Bambi: I think it's red vinegar based with oil, seasonings, herbs ... and a little on the sweet side
principalpoop: never had garlic french, I am not sure about that
principalpoop: mmmm caesar, hail caesar
principalpoop: but it must be made fresh, I am lazy lol
Bambi: not sure of exact ingredients .. that's from memory of flavors
llanwydd: whatever happened to green goddess? you never see it anymore
Bambi: blue cheese ... yummm!
Dexter Fong: Garlic French = A creamy Gallic concoction of garlic, frogs legs, and baguette
Honey Sanchez: ack
principalpoop: I must google her llan, I don't know
principalpoop: double ack
Dexter Fong: Llan: Grren Goddess married The Hulk
llanwydd: I thought so dex
Bambi: also like Catalina ... which is similar flavor with it has mayo in it I think .. .Ruby Red does not.
Dexter Fong: Raising a lot of little Green Giants
principalpoop: I thought she was engaged to the jolly green giant, was he gay?
llanwydd: I think it was avacado-based
Dexter Fong: like peas in a pod
principalpoop: you are fast fong ouch
cease: i pee, i pod
Hemlock Stones: i think he was AC/DC PP
cease: i, pot?
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Want tme to do it again
Bambi: what's avacado based? I generally don't care for avacados
Honey Sanchez: i like to make my own with crushed garlic and fresh mint a bit of salt and olive oil
cease: ip ip poor ray
principalpoop: ahh bi jolly green giant, say no more, a wink is as good a nod
cease: id rather move to a universe without avacados
Hemlock Stones: i dont mind avocadoes but i wouldnt want one to move in next door Bambi
llanwydd: I was saying I think green goddess salad dressing was avacado-based
Dexter Fong: Guacamole Pie
principalpoop: oh I love avocados, a salad dressing?
llanwydd: raspberry vinaigrette is a classic too
Bambi: btw: my blog has a new look if you haven't seen it lately: http://www.bambismusings.com
Honey Sanchez: heaven, llanwydd
principalpoop: ewww raspberry
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Lift or lower your hemlines?
principalpoop: I will peruse it at my leisure tomorrow
principalpoop: cut or color your hair?
Bambi: love raspberries and good for ya too .. not as good for ya as the berries in the UK but but still good for anti oxidants they say
cease: very scenic, bambi
cease: i should eventually redo mine but i'd rather not think of it as a visual realm yet
principalpoop: not on a salad, for dessert is ok, ewwww
Dexter Fong: Virtual Realm
cease: its hard enoughto do that with the imagery i'm involved with
llanwydd: I'm carefull to get my antioxidants. I take melatonin. They say it is the strongest known antioxidant
Bambi: figured with all the security stuff, the phishy aquarium was appropriate
principalpoop: you will be a natural to play othello llan lol
Dexter Fong: I take melotin too..eat a lot of soul food
cease: works for me
Bambi: and it's easier for one of the mac browsers to view this theme
principalpoop: dexter hiphop fong
llanwydd: don't get the connection, pp
Dexter Fong: MC Fang
Honey Sanchez: i like the okiepipi blue frog, bambi
principalpoop: what makes skin color, melatonin right?
Honey Sanchez: thats melanin
principalpoop: oops
Dexter Fong: Martin Paints
Bambi: yeah, intriguing idea is it not?
principalpoop: I thought she was a singer
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: sinners singed by an angry god
llanwydd: I've heard of soul food, dex. but don't know much about it. What are the staples?
Dexter Fong: Melanin sang "Igot a brand new pair of roller skates..
cease: the stasi hq in naples
principalpoop: that is her
Honey Sanchez: lol
llanwydd: LOL dex
cease: melany
Bambi: the Okopipi is still in development right now but should be interesting when completed.
Dexter Fong: Llan: Hog fat...hog ears...hog tails...and road hogs
cease: i odnt know if that's true or not, but on one of trhe oz shows bergman refers to melany as his girlfriend
cease: i always counted thsat in her favour
llanwydd: you must be hogwild dex
cease: she may have been, for that day
Honey Sanchez: hogwash!
Dexter Fong: Cat: Maybe it was Melanie Griffith
principalpoop: spinach tastes extra good to me recently, is there a popeye syndrome at a certain age?
cease: no, the brand new key chick
Dexter Fong: Ppp: No, it's call adulthood =))
llanwydd: I'm trying to grow spinach. It is slow as a glacier
Hemlock Stones: maybe you are low on iron PP
cease: her previous album, the one he was playing, was rather painful.
cease: brand new key is very upbeat
Bambi: I love all vegetables except Okra
cease: there was a lotta down music in those daze
Honey Sanchez: all her stuff was rather painful, cease
Dexter Fong: I like Okra's show though
principalpoop: okra is ok, if not soggy, ewwwwww
cease: i've had okra cooked delicoiusly, but fumiyo picks it on her dalily dog walks and hasnt cooked it right yet
principalpoop: and slimy ewwww
llanwydd: I couldn't eat spinach when I was a kid. My grandma always said "What would Popeye say?"
Dexter Fong: Okra be slimy and by God, I'll not eat it!!
Honey Sanchez: i yam wot i yam
cease: have you had spianche pie, the greek thing, llan?
llanwydd: I grew okra last year but it was really stringy
Honey Sanchez: spanikopita isn't it, cease?
principalpoop: I always liked it, but it tastes better recently for some reason, like john candy can't get enough cheese in uncle buck lol
Bambi: some folks told me I'd like it fried the way they do it ... I am dubious ... just thinking of Okra makes me feel ill lol
Dexter Fong: I wouldn't eat yams, and Popeye said, I spinach what I spinach"
Honey Sanchez: yumm
llanwydd: yeah, cat. I like it but I like the arabic spinach pie better
cease: theoreticlaly there are ways of cooking every veg that we would like
principalpoop: I heard yams are a good food, lots of good stuff in it
Honey Sanchez: yup
cease: yes season spinache forever
Hemlock Stones: ok folks its getting early so i better call it quits for another week
Dexter Fong: Cat: But theory frequently fonders upon the rocks of reality
llanwydd: you might like it cat. there must be mideast restaurants in vancouver
Honey Sanchez hugs hemlock
principalpoop: I hate liver, will not eat it, everyone in my family loved it
cease: rock, paper, scissors
Bambi: all vegetables (except okra) I like any way they are cooked and many raw too
Hemlock Stones: stay well and stay safe everyone
cease: of you stone, hemlock
Honey Sanchez: adios mi amor
Dexter Fong: Night or Morning Stones, how hard it is to tell what time it is when you're locked in a tiny room with artificial light
Hemlock Stones: byeee
Bambi: night sStones!
principalpoop gives stones a manly punch in the shoulder
Bambi: have a great sleep
Honey Sanchez: yeah im gunna split too and find a salad bar
Hemlock Stones: good night
principalpoop: night stones
Bambi: LOL, night Honey!
llanwydd: good night and good luck honey
principalpoop: ciao mi amiga
Bambi: me too ... getting me hungry again!
Honey Sanchez: goodnight ya'all
||||||||| Outside, the 12:07 AM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving porgie coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: keep on barring, honey
principalpoop: honey-mustard is a good dressing :D
llanwydd: hey porge
cease: hi porge
principalpoop: hello porgie
porgie: yo
||||||||| Hemlock Stones rushes off, saying "12:08 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
porgie: no CNI?
Dexter Fong: Honey heads off to the all-night salad bar where the lettuce heads congregate and drink Red Robies
llanwydd: honey mustard is better on chicken than on salad
Bambi: hi and night porgie ... gotta go! have a great week everyone!
principalpoop: yes llan
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
Dexter Fong: Hi Porge
porgie: evening gracious Mr. Fong
llanwydd: good night bambi!
principalpoop: night sweet bambi, have a super week
cease: bambi
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bamboozle Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: Loser
principalpoop: it is late and I am long in the tooth
principalpoop: night all
porgie: Caherwood give pricipal a long tooth
llanwydd: never understood that expression
cease: is it growing through your brain?
llanwydd: good night pp
Dexter Fong: Ppp: Then you must chew so the teeth don't grow through your brain
principalpoop: yes, eat spam, ciaooo
porgie: speeling is atrocious
Dexter Fong: spelunking is oafish
porgie: Catherwood give me a an enema slurppe
||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie a an enema slurppe.
Dexter Fong: Porge: It's not just your spelling =))
porgie: have only one eye today
Dexter Fong: Plan on getting the other back soon?
llanwydd: I only have one eye for you
porgie: woke up with something in left eye
Dexter Fong: Something that doesn't belong I presume
porgie: just now getting less than foggy
porgie: It was my finger I think
llanwydd: If you have an eye irritation, I strongly suggest you get your doctor to prescribe vasocidin
Dexter Fong: Llan: And even if he doesn't, huh?
porgie: vasocidin?
llanwydd: it is an anaesthetic, antiseptic antibiotic
Dexter Fong: and antipatriotic
llanwydd: and antipasto
porgie: i'm feeling a bit depressed
Dexter Fong: also antisemtic..so if you have a mite in your eye...
llanwydd: I'm serious porge. you start to feel much better in half an hour
Dexter Fong: Porge: Buck upm nothing is goin' to be alright
porgie: actually responded to bendryl
porgie: I was unresponsive
llanwydd: benny hill?
Dexter Fong: I once responded to Bengay...boy was I sorry
cease: lol dex
porgie: take matters in your own hands
Dexter Fong: Porge: That's how it began
cease: i nver slept with a naked indian, or appeared on a hundred dollar bill
Dexter Fong: I slept with a hundred Bills, and not one of them was an Indian..there was a Pakistani though
porgie: I was seen on a twenty once
cease: no energy, never mind
Dexter Fong gives porgie the twenty-twenty..huh...no change
porgie: never energy, no mind
cease: twenty one?
cease: wash you r sox
porgie: ah military time
cease: shoe less jack
Dexter Fong: Hit me
Dexter Fong: 23!..god dam it
porgie: you guys are soooo crazy
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| principalpoop - dead from measles
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: My crazy meter goes to 11
llanwydd: how can you joke when some of our best friends are dead
Dexter Fong: Llan: If they're dead, they're not the bet anymore
Dexter Fong: best
llanwydd: I guess you could look at it that wasy
Dexter Fong: First rule of Bestness..you have to be alive
llanwydd: way
Dexter Fong: Unless you wanna talk about the 10 best dead people
Dexter Fong: Then the rule is you have to be dead
llanwydd: how about the 10 best who died of dengue fever and the plague
Dexter Fong: Now 10 best dead heads might be either
Dexter Fong: Hence rule is you have to be a head
llanwydd: I hope to die of sausage pizza
Dexter Fong: I f I should die before I eat, I'll take mine to go
llanwydd: with my luck it will be vegemite
cease: the gril whose funeral i attended today was killed by someone who decided to blow up her boyfriend's house
Dexter Fong: Dy-no-mite
cease: everyone in the famliy died, except the boyfriend whose n the hospital
Dexter Fong: Jeeze Cat;
llanwydd: when did it happen cat?
cease: see my blog, www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
cease: her boyfriends famoiy movedto vanocuver from the congo
llanwydd: I'll take a look at it tonight
cease: 3-4 million people killed there in recent and ongoing war
cease: no this is just fomr the fueneral home, not her story
Dexter Fong: Cat: Sounds like a local quarrel to me..vendetta kinda thing
cease: its ongoing. havnet caught the killer yet
llanwydd: why was it done, cat? what was the motive?
cease: if they killed 4 millino people in congo, whats 5 more here?
cease: but maybe totally unrealted, we dont know
cease: she is a cousin of my daughter's boyfriend, virtually a member of our family, worked in the family laundromant, etec
cease: i posted all that info when i arrived here at 6, but then kend showed up and wanted to escpae his dad's death, which is what this is for
Dexter Fong: Kend^'s father died? I knew it was coming but didn't realize so soon
llanwydd: well we eventually did get down to some hilarity tonight, I'm glad to say
cease: you didnt know, dex?
cease: i thoguth he'd emailed you
cease: yes ah clem did a good job,, as always
Dexter Fong: Cat: No...but haven't checked email in several days so..
cease: i have to sed him more from my stash
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
cease: i want ot send him the austin stuff but austin actullya shows up here and i feel bad about giving away stuff that austin would benefit people actulaly buying, eh/
llanwydd: yes phil is very prolific
Dexter Fong: Cat: Another tricky moral dilemma =) I know the feeling
llanwydd: well, it is very late in the eastern time zone. I'm going to zone out
llanwydd: see yall next thoisdy
Dexter Fong: Llan: Good news...Spring should be up in your area in a month or so
Dexter Fong: Night Llan
llanwydd: that is good news. good night everybody
Dexter Fong: So Cat: You're definitely in the land of intimations of morality these days
cease: i didnt post anytying on the blog that isnt on the funeral hand out
cease: it is a massive local crime and when there is news that can be linked
Dexter Fong: mortality...sheesh
cease: yes and my parents may have died a few mintues ago,
Dexter Fong: Cat: What i meant =)
cease: she was 17. my father was 17 in 1934
Dexter Fong: So whtat's your theory Cat..one of those totally crazy third world responses to a disrespectful wife things?
cease: the butterly flaps its wings, europe dies
cease: i know not
Dexter Fong: Germany raises it's shrouded head of doom, everybody ducks
cease: it appalls me how the good die young, and the bad never seem to die
cease: but that's a matter of perspective
cease: in congo, everybody dies
cease: here its more mitigated
Dexter Fong: Well here's some good news...SCHILLING AND Laym the Enron dudes were both found guilty..sentences could run to 165 years for one, 185 years for the other
cease: their appeals and pardon may keep them from ever seeing a jail cell
Dexter Fong: Cat: In this case, I think not
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| porgie - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: too much public outrage and institutional anger
cease: yes, a sacrrifialc lamb for the masses
Dexter Fong: More please, Sir?
cease: the people in charge change, but remain the same
cease: i must deal with phone now dex
cease: talk to you anon
Dexter Fong: Okay Cat, be of best possible cheer, see you next week
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 12:41 AM train to British Columbia.
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers dao in through the front door at 4:07 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
dao: what is up
dao: i'am i in some murder mystery sorry i will exit
||||||||| It's 4:21 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dao - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
El Diablo Yamamoto
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Mark Time
TOR Hershman
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"