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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 01, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:16 AM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
Firebroiled: Hot Dog! Yes, Dear Friends, a mighty Hot Dog is our Lord! Im not talking about Hate! No, Im talking about Ate! Dinner at Eight! Lets eat!
||||||||| "8:16 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "5:20 PM and late as usual, it's JustAnotherGov'tTweeny, just back from Elmertown."
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Has this chat been authorized?
||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's JustAnotherGov'tTweeny?! It's 5:20 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 7:41 PM, dragging cpfirezine by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ?"
||||||||| It's 7:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cpfirezine - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem disembarks at 8:53 PM.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Spaceman,'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
ah,clem: bite that Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside ah,clem and mumbles "oh, fuck off ah,clem!"
ah,clem: take my cap and jacket off, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood takes ah,clem's cap and jacket off.
ah,clem: tee hee
ah,clem: very nice
ah,clem: ok, back to business
ah,clem: har har har
||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny enters at 9:07 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| 9:07 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Byte that?
||||||||| "9:07 PM? 9:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones enters and sits at the bar.
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween, and Howdy Ah, Clem
Dexter Fong: And Hi also to Hemlock Stones
Hemlock Stones: Felicitations Chatsters
Dexter Fong: And Hi also to Hemlock Stones
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hail and well met, UK!
Dexter Fong: Stet
ah,clem: hi all
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This way to the asylum...
ah,clem: think we be there
Hemlock Stones: am afraid it might be full Tween
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have a cigar, Stones...
Hemlock Stones: ty v much Tween, most kind
Dexter Fong: Sanctuary!!!!]
Hemlock Stones: can we smoke in here ?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: No Joan Stafford here...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give Hemlock a light
||||||||| Catherwood gets hemlock a light.
Hemlock Stones: i know you are all bright sparks but one must be careful
Hemlock Stones: thanks Catherwood !
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 6 mos in prison and $2000 fine here in TX. 1st time. Yuk. Not since 80.
Dexter Fong: Yee Haw
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Now there's a nuke, Dex...
||||||||| "9:13 PM? 9:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits at the bar.
Hemlock Stones: anyone catch the Radio Play about the Bush Regime on BBC perchance ?
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat'
Dexter Fong: Stones, we over here are in it and it's had too long a run all ready
Hemlock Stones: hi cease
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cat recommended a really good book. Confessions of a Economic Hitman. Don't have lunch first is you're an American/
Hemlock Stones: this one was funny Dex, set in the future and written by the guy who wrote MASH
Dexter Fong: Larry Gelbart?
Hemlock Stones: yes that sounds like the guy
Hemlock Stones: i can never remember his name for some reason
Hemlock Stones: was very funny, its called "Abrogate"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: JL's got the Mid-Atlantic Blues...
||||||||| "9:16 PM? 9:16 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan.
llanwydd: whaz real?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't welsh on that bet.
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Hemlock Stones: hi llanwydd
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:16 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn in through the front door at 9:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Hey Mud
Dexter Fong: Evening Merlyn
Mudhead: Ta Da!!!!
Mudhead: hello all
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wakeman in quadrophonic? Great tune.
llanwydd: hey mud, hey merl, hey everyb ody
ah,clem: lol Mud
llanwydd: which wakeman tune?
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny, Clem's gonna play your nick source
Mudhead: ah, clem dont you mean Bambi?
cease: i can never hear this album often enough
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Oh, Ken Lay "nicked" a few folks.
Dexter Fong: Hopefully Ken will lay in the nick for many years
llanwydd: what's playing? I'll see if I have it and listen to it with you
ah,clem: Bambi is busy tonight... but could show up, never know about that dear
Dexter Fong: llan, How time flys
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Been watching Python's "The Meaning Og Life". Thinking of asking Carol Cleveland if she'd like to be married.
llanwydd: I have it on cassette. I'll go put it on
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Of Ogg.mp3
ah,clem: HTF LL
Mudhead: or just practice would be fun
Dexter Fong: Tween: She already is...to Grover
Merlyn: I'm going to be fighting undead for a while, so I may not respond to people...
Mudhead: Brains! Brains!...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: R&R, Merl...
Dexter Fong: D&D, Merl
Dexter Fong: Robots and Rogues
Dexter Fong: Any one see XMen 3 yet
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I've been working on the Union Pacific...
llanwydd: workin on the railroad...
Mudhead: I have Dex
Dexter Fong: Like it?
llanwydd: schwoozie programming!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mongo like LeShow.
Mudhead: Im not sure
Dexter Fong: Mud : lol
Mudhead: If like is the right term
Merlyn: My high skool biology says it should be XY Men
Mudhead: it was adequate entertainment
Dexter Fong: Love <>Hate
Mudhead: but not up to the previous two
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies doctec into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:23 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Doctor Technical is IN!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Howdy, Doc...
cease: hey doc
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Got anything for this cough?
doctec: hi all
llanwydd: howdy doc!
Mudhead: Welcome doc
llanwydd: give him a quarter
cease: how's lili?
Dexter Fong: Mud: You may be right, somewhat different due to new director..but interesting hints of things to come
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: He's only got 1/2...
doctec: she's hanging in there
Mudhead: You should have her hang them here
doctec: ...or there...
doctec: or somewhere downwind
||||||||| 9:26 PM: klokwkdog jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: May Ely Lilly (no pun intended) and the NIH kill those little buggers.
Dexter Fong: Hey Klok
klokwkdog: Ken DeBusk (Dr. Headphones) says "hi"
llanwydd: hey klok
Hemlock Stones: hi klok
doctec: hi sfk
Dexter Fong: Hi Ken DeBusk (Dr. Headphones)
klokwkdog: hi Tween, llan, Hemlock. Where's Bambi?
Mudhead: is he on that road again?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Not that GWB is going to let the NIH have any funds :(
Mudhead: Hasent he built that bridge yet?
klokwkdog: hey DT
Merlyn: he's better at burning bridges
doctec: nice ... cni is playing how time flys
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The river Kwai Chang Cain?
klokwkdog: isn't that bridge burned yet?
Dexter Fong: ..while he's on them
llanwydd: bridge over troubled water
cease: isnt that bridge burnt yet?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Just some chinese beggar ;)
cease: too slow
llanwydd: I taped bridge on the river kwai on tcm the other night
klokwkdog: kwai chang cain and djo bi-Den?
llanwydd: its got to be the best war film ever made
llanwydd: I got to see it on a big screen years ago
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I love it. A drain cover is removed...
cease: the firesign had a riff about the greatest war film during eh seattle show
ah,clem: stream running OK?
cease: kkk, kurosawa? kubrick?
Dexter Fong: llan: Better than Apocolypse Now?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Purity of Essence. Best movie ever made,
cease: that would get my vote
Hemlock Stones: fine here Clem
cease: thankfuly i've never seen an actual war
llanwydd: I fell asleep during Apocalypse Now
Dexter Fong: Cat YEs, funny bit
llanwydd: first time I ever fell asleep in a movie theatre. possibly the only time
Dexter Fong: llan: Many people when confronted by the true horror of war fall asleep in self defense
klokwkdog: yeah, Cat, Kagemusha or Seven Samurai were the best war movies ever made
cease: i could barely stay awake during the gaudi flick i saw last wee
cease: reviewed on blog
ah,clem: tks, Mr. Stones
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I love the smell of New Orleans in the morning...
cease: i found 7 samurai profoundly boring as well
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Seven Samurai. VERY different attitude.
cease: gaudi by the guy who did Woman in the Dunes. now that was a great flick
llanwydd: I actually like 7 samurai
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did she ever get out of those dunes?
klokwkdog: Battle Beyond the Stars is shorter, if you don't want to wait 3 hours
llanwydd: river kwai and the longest day are the two greatest war films
Mudhead: or was that dudes?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: She didn't take off her body suit, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't blame her..all that sand
klokwkdog: Lighthorsemen, Breaker Morant, or Gallipoli were all better than The Longest Day
llanwydd: I'll take your word for it, klok. I haven't seen any of them
doctec: i loved breaker morant
llanwydd: I'd love to see a stage version of the Longest Day. Maybe I'll do it myself
klokwkdog: the cavalry charge by the Australian Light Horse against Beersheba is probably one of the most amazing things I've ever seen
klokwkdog: that's kind of hard to do on stage, although Meridith Monk might try staging it as a dance...
Hemlock Stones: that would be a bit difficult on stage Klok
Dexter Fong: almost as good as the Assyrian charge against Bathsheba
llanwydd: it would make a great ballet, klok
Mudhead: I always drink Beer at bath
klokwkdog: Bathsheba didn't have cannon, machine guns and aircraft
Mudhead: charge it all
Dexter Fong: Bathe in Beer, foa m away the dirt
llanwydd: ever take a beer bath?
cease: do they take showers in Bath?
Mudhead: in Beer
Hemlock Stones: they dont even take a bath till it re opens
Mudhead: thats on Terrorist's Day isnt it?
Hemlock Stones: probably yes
klokwkdog: is that a bank holiday?
cease: harry shearer is on nbc news, quoting reagan now
klokwkdog: sheesh, that's a trio justaposition that I'd rather avoid, Cat
Hemlock Stones: if they hit the bank then yes, definately
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: So long Johnny, don't bid us, we'll bid you...
llanwydd: every day is a holiday at the bank
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Left Bank?
Mudhead: Free samples?
Hemlock Stones: yes i agree llan and at our expense too
llanwydd: and he means it too, Mark
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't Walk Away Reneé
Mudhead: Lets do lunch
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: More about the giant parakeets...
klokwkdog: don't vid me; I'll vid you...
klokwkdog: and the revolt on Garbage Island
Dexter Fong: More about the giant crabs
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Love the one you're width...
klokwkdog: giant Stalinist crabs
llanwydd: what about the klok lady?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Gosh, I wush I could stand in line to vote for toil;et paper...
llanwydd: they can tell if you turn it off
Dexter Fong: Klok: About those crabs...why are fishermen risking there lives in the Bering sea when apparently, they could be fished for in the North Atlantic
klokwkdog: they can tell if you turn it off
klokwkdog: (shades of a Stalin Radio)
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Keep you're Bering, Mr. Strait...
klokwkdog: dex -- I think you can eat the Alaskan ones. The Atlantic ones eat you
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Say Yes or No...
llanwydd: herring from the berring
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yum LOL
doctec: sorry for my lack of energy here but i am exhausted... late night last night, then was awakened by a pounding headache at 6am and couldn't go back to sleep
Dexter Fong: Klok: Alaskan giant crabs dont have like really big claws..I'm assuming the same is true of the Stalinist variety
||||||||| Outside, the 9:43 PM uptown bus from New Mexico pulls away, leaving Honey Sanchez coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Honey Sanchez: ack ack ack
klokwkdog: Dex -- you read the same article I did
Honey Sanchez: hi peeps
klokwkdog: Sorry to hear that, DT
Dexter Fong: Olla Honey, you got some 'spalining to do
cease: hi honey
ah,clem: try to get some rest Doc, be well
llanwydd: hello honey sanchez
klokwkdog: hi Honey
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: New Mexicans? We don't need no new Mexican... LOL
doctec: was committed to a pool practice session in preparation for the annual regional 8-ball tourney this weekend - it may be a marathon weekend if we do well
llanwydd: honey mustard said hi
doctec: i will hang in here for a while though
klokwkdog: take care of yourself first, DT
Mudhead: but win
Dexter Fong: Then take care of the 8-ballers
Honey Sanchez waves at everyone as she adjusts herself from the mexican bus ride
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Doctec flaps his wings upside down...
doctec: may not last much past 10pm edt (7pm pdt) though
Honey Sanchez: oy mang, i need a drink for chure
Dexter Fong: What time is it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:45 PM"
Mudhead: why thats only minutes away
doctec: tomorrow, back to work on movie soundtrack - it's going well, i should be done either tomorrow or monday
Dexter Fong: Liar
klokwkdog: what was the occasion, Honey?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You have a 21 ft fence, Honey?
doctec: (won't get to work on it much this weekend)
llanwydd: Mexican Bus Ride had Lupe Velez in it, right?
Honey Sanchez: catherwood may i have a bottle of tequila hold the worm and a shotglass?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Mudhead: Heres some salt Honey
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: NM has a Dem Gov. Thrank Grid.
doctec: i rememer danny elfman in an interview saying that movie makers tend to get attached to their 'temp music' - composers are often asked to just duplicate whatever temp music they've dropped into their edited film-in-progress
Honey Sanchez: ah a shot of tequila would be nice, catherwood please may i have a drink?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Honey Sanchez
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: One of the reasons I moved to TX was Richards. ooops...
doctec: and i can say from personal experience that it's true - they rejected some of the original work i've done and are just having me recreate some public domain classical pieces
Mudhead: Catherwood get it right
||||||||| Catherwood brings it right.
doctec: which is actually going really well at the moment
llanwydd: now get it left
ah,clem: catherwood, please bring Honey a worm soaked in tequila
||||||||| Catherwood hands honey a worm soaked in tequila.
Mudhead: a right to the head, a left <<>>>
klokwkdog: some of Bach's relatives are trying to get copyright law changed
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Honey Sanchez: thanks for helping, ah clem :|
llanwydd: sounds like a good occupation doc
Honey Sanchez: hello hemmy hon
Honey Sanchez: ;hugs him
llanwydd: ever do The Rite of Spring? I've been looking for a public domain version of that
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rotonoto close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
klokwkdog: Hail Roto!!
cease: hi roto
Honey Sanchez: hola roto
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto, like ...wow
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have you been occupied yet? Come on down to Ralph Spoilsport's Occupational Headquarters...
llanwydd: I don't know if I made myself clear. I don't want to pay a publisher
Honey Sanchez: Hai!
llanwydd: hi roto
Rotonoto: Hi, all...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We be taking speedy boat?
ah,clem: the early bird gets the worm, but the last mouse gets the cheese
Rotonoto: Hai, dozo!
Dexter Fong: We traveling in slow Motel Cruiser
Honey Sanchez: cheese gives me gas
doctec: sorry lland, have not tackled that one
llanwydd: by the way, what the hell is an "atomic gumshoe"?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Motel 800, Zappa san?
Dexter Fong: Gas prices cheese me off
doctec: check out my Holst segment though - http://www.doctechnical.com/HOLST1.mp3
Rotonoto: you takea sloooow motel cruiser?
llanwydd: I'll check it out, doc
Honey Sanchez: thanks doc
Dexter Fong: ROTO: Not to be leaving the light on for me
Honey Sanchez: me too dex
klokwkdog: thanks, DT; will check later, listening to How Time Flys now ;-)
llanwydd: I'm planning a remake of "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" and I want to use "The Rite of Spring"
Rotonoto: oh, havea to do with Atomic Occupation Forces...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ohhh, Glutamoto not want Zilla!
Rotonoto: Roto say "Mo-zilla A-OK!"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Zilla lay eggs in air somewhere else :(
Honey Sanchez hangs on and listens
llanwydd: I wonder if I was the first to figure out the answer to the porridge bird question
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Sloopy-san hang on...
Rotonoto: Secret password: "Hai, dozo!" Countersign: "Don't call me Dozo!"
llanwydd: it eluded me for years but I figured it out somewhere around 2000 or 2001
doctec: it depends on which section of rite of spring you are talking about lland - and how much of it you need. some of it is pretty straightforward, other parts are incredibly dense - a lot of work there
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Frowwob rubba rine...
Honey Sanchez: Hai! were all dozos wanna squeeze the dweeze?
Honey Sanchez: was it "42" llan?
llanwydd: about the first half, actually, doc
doctec: thankfully, the holst and prokofiev segments the movie guys want from me are short and not too complex - also easy for me to pick out all the parts so i don't have to work from the score
Mudhead: fair for all thats no fair to anyone
llanwydd: 42? Not in my estimation
doctec is not particularly adept with dots on paper, having been blessed/cursed with "good ears"
Rotonoto: exit left to Funway...
cease: is this the same flick you were working on when you were here last jan, doc?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This is the 1st half? Not sure I want to see the 2nd...
klokwkdog: my fave Rite of Spring is by Birdsongs of the Mesozoic
llanwydd: prokoffiev is one of my favorites. especially the 1st Symphony
doctec: cat: yes - they didn't get me a cut of the film to work with until last summer, and they've changed it quite a bit three times since then so a lot of the early work has been scrapped
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Klok's been listening to Boom Dot Bust.
Rotonoto: Oh, favorite rite Fertility Rite...
llanwydd: not familiar with birdsongs
Dexter Fong: llan: You gotta get out more then
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Keyboards for Yes: www.khoroshev.com
doctec: lland: the first half of rite of spring - that's about 20 mins of music (!)
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Austin Aikido
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
doctec: lland: as much as i would enjoy tackling something like that, it would be a lot of work and i couldn't do it for nothing
llanwydd: I know. Caligari would take about an hour and a half of film
klokwkdog: llan -- many of the people from BS went on to Mission of Burma
doctec: unless of course you're willing to wait a couple of years for me to get it done in piecemeal fashion
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: It's a stampede!
Honey Sanchez: i refuse to do most anything for nothing now
doctec: for my soundtrack work i'm using a combination of "reason" (http://www.propellerheads.com") and the synful orchestra plug-in ("http://www.synful.com")
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Get a few Moogs and call it a day, Doc... ;)
llanwydd: most of my artistic output has been "labor of love" as they say. I dream of getting paid
doctec: lland, you might want to check out the synful.com site, there's a demo of the first couple of minutes of the rite of spring what was created using the synful orchestra plug-in exclusively
doctec: THAT was created - not what was created (Sheesh)
llanwydd: although I got paid well last year on tour in Diary of Anne Frank
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: Hello I'm back and wishing i had a drink...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I have character?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: A Guiness for Stones, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside JustAnotherGov'tTweeny and mumbles "oh, fuck off JustAnotherGov'tTweeny!"
llanwydd: new character entah
Honey Sanchez: catherwood would you please bring hemlock a double blue moss, please?
||||||||| Catherwood gets hemlock a double blue moss.
llanwydd: alec guiness on the rocks
klokwkdog: catherwood, fetch Stones a nice pint
||||||||| Catherwood hands stones a nice pint.
Hemlock Stones: thank you Tween and Fuck you too Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Hemlock Stones and queries "Would you like something?"
cease: good choice, ah clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Iced stout? Hardly...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: May Catherwood get laid (Carlin)
||||||||| Catherwood hands laid (carlin).
Honey Sanchez: unhand him, catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
llanwydd: I wonder if his nickname is cathy
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This is not a middle finger... This is two fingers down LOL
llanwydd: I actually have five sisters named cathy
Hemlock Stones: brb
ah,clem: catherwood, take my cap and jackit off
||||||||| Catherwood takes ah,clem's cap and jackit off.
llanwydd: cathleen, catherine, catholic, cathode and catheter
Honey Sanchez: hurry back, stones
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wasn't that what Columbus was looking for?
Dexter Fong: Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/firesign/html/chat/chatbar.php on line 681
Honey Sanchez: its always like that way up the hill to santa fe
llanwydd: no! Columbus was the firesign theatre's record label
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: (brit middle finger)
Mudhead: We're number One! We're Number 1!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You are #6.
Dexter Fong: Look out for that big beach ball
Honey Sanchez: i get across our designer borders just fine
llanwydd: the main page says there's nobody chatting
Hemlock Stones: i am not a number i am a free man
Mudhead: Doesnt this line ever move?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Who is #1?
Honey Sanchez: nobody was there for a few llan
doctec: six of one...
Dexter Fong: Please step on the unmoving line
Mudhead: We are!
Hemlock Stones: he is not the one who thinks he is number one thats for sure
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And now, for a TX Tweeny commercial: www.erictravis.wordpress.com
Mudhead: now , thats just confusing
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We is us!
Dexter Fong: Issue W
Mudhead: And U.S. is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
llanwydd: who am us anyway?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Impeach W. Hope they're listening :)
Mudhead: Just pickup the phone, theyre listening
cease: lets go to the tape one more time
Honey Sanchez: http://www.congressweb.com/cweb4/index.cfm?orgcode=dmwtn&hotissue=3 send this to your legislators etc
cease: doesnt he say that on eykiw?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Just speak into the nameplate on your dinner table LOL
Rotonoto: tap tap tap- is this thing on?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Can you say that on radio?
Dexter Fong: On what?
Hemlock Stones: damnit, my sleeve is broken again
Dexter Fong: Get a sleeve job HS
Honey Sanchez: takes the wind screen off her mic hello? hello? testing testing?
cease: probably just needs a sleeve job
Hemlock Stones: i thought we abolished sleevery !
Dexter Fong takes the wind screen off his Morgan Plus 4 and gets a mouthful of bugs
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Good idea. Have one of the guys from the Daily Show roast Bush.
Honey Sanchez: we are all sleeves dont let em fool ya
cease: which one, tween?
llanwydd: with a marinade, tween?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: That was somewhat uncomfortable...
Hemlock Stones: they think they are stars but we know they are looking at the gutter !
Dexter Fong: Short sleeves, long sleeves, cardigans..it's all the same
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I marinade chicken.
||||||||| Phil Austin strides in at 10:15 PM with Danny Vanilla badgering him for an interview; since he has no badgers, Catherwood forcibly accompanies Danny Vanilla out the door.
Dexter Fong: I 8 the sand box
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Are you scared yet?
Dexter Fong: Hey Phil
llanwydd: greensleeves, etc
Phil Austin: I'm down, trailing clouds of glory
Honey Sanchez: hello Phil :)
Mudhead: Hi Phil
cease: he hear him on the cni, and here he is
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 3 more weeks of Cal...
doctec: down but not out
Hemlock Stones: Greetings Phil
llanwydd: Hey Phil!
Merlyn: We've got a developing Austin situation
Hemlock Stones: he can be in two places at once, its official
||||||||| Catherwood escorts principalpoop in through the front door at 10:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: How may we serve thee, oh Phil?
Mudhead: ut oh
Dexter Fong: Hey triple p
Rotonoto: and gawd a'mighty, he's hungry!
Mudhead: Im gonna get it now
Honey Sanchez: hola PP
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey P...
principalpoop: gosh look look, one of the red ones is here wow
Phil Austin: tween: serve? me? lemme think ......
llanwydd: Catherwood, get Phil a Whiz
||||||||| Catherwood brings phil a whiz.
principalpoop: hi all, hope everybody is fine
Dexter Fong: You can be fines for saying that
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Long may the Porches run on US 1.
Phil Austin: I talked to the boyz at Bearwhiz Beer shirts yesterday. They've decided to go back to selling them
cease: added any more tales to your blog, phil?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, get Phil a grape...
||||||||| Catherwood hands phil a grape.
Honey Sanchez: yay!
doctec: that's great to hear, i'd love to own a bear whiz shirt
Mudhead: same here
Hemlock Stones: will they only be available in Yellow, Phil ?
ah,clem: Hi Phil!
Phil Austin: catski: No blogging yet, but check out the discussion where there is some great poetry from Len and Margolis and Mrs. Margolis has some disney stories
doctec: i missed out on them the last time
Honey Sanchez: ditto
Rotonoto: boyfoot bear with whiz of Chan?
Merlyn: sounds good Phil, I'll plug the shirts a bit in a mailing list announcement
Phil Austin: doc: have you ever seen the crude Bearwhiz shirts?
cease: is "pull my string" a reference to the kerouac flick "pull my daisy?"
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto: Incredible poetic mixup reference
Mudhead: theres a mailing list? How antideluvian
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: PK is misunderestimated.
doctec: len's a good writer, that's for sure. yes, i vaguely remember seeing one a while back. are they going to be resedigned?
Phil Austin: pull my string is not a ref to anything, just a description of how those voice toys used to work
Rotonoto: yes- spoiled by Moose and Squirrel, enlightened by Gary Firesign...
Honey Sanchez: chatty cathywood
cease: one gets eaisly carried away, finding firesign refs to things that arent refs at all
doctec: yes, those chatty cathy dolls...
Dexter Fong: Right, they're all digital and very disturbing now
principalpoop: how is auntie de luvian doing?
llanwydd: "a morbid exploitation of the freshly dead". I love that line!
Phil Austin: no the shirts are the same insane drawings, but on retro cloth of some sort
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We need electicity. We don't need people stealing grandmothers' oensions.
Honey Sanchez: using hemp now, Phil?
Mudhead: old cloth, old paintings...hmmmm.....
doctec: they've evolved from cheap tiny mechanical record players to even cheaper battery operated 8-bit d/a converters
Hemlock Stones: Good idea Honey, they last much longer
Phil Austin: ah, hemp. When we went to the grammies one year, in the gift bag was hemp shampoo
cease: pull my string, pullin the plug, no relationship there
Dexter Fong: Doc: Perfect inanity, forever
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Let there be rope!
Honey Sanchez: yeah as long as the gutenburg bible or the constitution of the united states both on hemp
Mudhead: which one of you tried to smoke it?
doctec: no soap - radio!
Merlyn: nice and clean marijuana plants
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You'll need it to tie your kangaroo down.
Phil Austin: I suppoose "pullin' my chain" would be a good fit
Honey Sanchez: marijuana pants
cease: chain o fuels
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Phil snarls...
doctec: 'pull my daisy' is a bit too obscure
principalpoop: yanking, yanking my chain, right fong?
Dexter Fong: Honey: Hard to tell the males from the females though
cease: we retned that when you were in van, doc. did you get a copy/
Mudhead: Female strings are a wholediffrent subject
Rotonoto: ahhh, jes pollinate an' see wha comes up...
cease: trh shelob poorly story is on firezine or someplace
doctec: cat: yes, i stil have that vhs copy. thanks again for that!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Surfing Idaho.
cease: remember ossman talking to the singer on the plane
Honey Sanchez: eh, dex they are all sensimilla hemp pants androgny is IN
doctec: i ought to get it transfered to dvd - now that i have the means and the knowledge to do it for myself
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have you noticed that none of the people in this chat are from Cal?
Dexter Fong: Androgeny, ecology it's all good
Hemlock Stones: Well smoke my pants if this dont sound like the future, Honey
Honey Sanchez: I am from Cal
Honey Sanchez: i just live in new mexico
Merlyn: anybody doing anything special for 06/06/06?
llanwydd: I had never noticed that. but I think we are mostly from the east
llanwydd: I don't mean china
Honey Sanchez: lol hemlock
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Good to see ya Phil. Long may you and yours run :)
doctec: while i've pretty much rebuilt my laptop system at this point, i still need to get the dvd authoring software installed and running
principalpoop: that is the end of the world M, as we know it
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I plan to get a set of Wicca furniture for my patio
Hemlock Stones: i am handling one of the many ends of the world Merlyn
Mudhead: nunkerin in me bunker
llanwydd: I'm almost ashamed to say I have never been in California
Phil Austin: thanks, tween
Rotonoto: Bozoette is from CA, but probably watching Animal Planet or emailing right now...
llanwydd: I'd like to see it before it falls in the ocean
Phil Austin: animail, animail, hot diggety dog it's animail
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Taos? Mixed monitors for MM Murphy a couple of times :)
Honey Sanchez: better book a flight soon llan
Rotonoto: I'd like to see it before it runs out of electricity and politicians...
klokwkdog returns with mini-sub #1 and big flask of iced tea...
principalpoop: stubborn animules
klokwkdog: hi Phil!
Rotonoto: go for it, Phil- heh!
Phil Austin: hi, klok
principalpoop: give me a bite of that hoagie
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You ahve to have huge muscles to impress Reaganites...
doctec: car, michael??
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- esp. big muscles between your ears...
Hemlock Stones: and you have to hit them on the head too, Tween
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Bring out your dead....
Dexter Fong: Roll out your dead
cease: who remembers anything?
Mudhead: Jerrys al;ready gone
Dexter Fong: what???
cease: i love the denseness of this
klokwkdog: this is an inspired selection, Clem, "Immortality". I like it better every time
Honey Sanchez: he was always dead mudhead
ah,clem: anything? let me think...
Dexter Fong: He was always mud, too, deadhead
doctec: (i appreciated richard fish showing me the bar where hoagy carmichael wrote "stardust" during my indiana visit last year - only now it's a sports bar. :-/ )
llanwydd: that is a great album, klok
Hemlock Stones: thats why Thatcher loved him
llanwydd: cd, whatever
klokwkdog: Jerry knew Princess Goddess, then?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Dinner's on the stove, so hope some of the others show up next week. Get good insurance Cal LOL...
||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny rushes off, saying "10:29 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
principalpoop: oops, is hoagie spelled hoagy or hoagie?
llanwydd: they went to the doll drop together
klokwkdog: nite Tweeny...
Honey Sanchez: hoagy as in carmichael
principalpoop: night tween
Honey Sanchez: nite tween
doctec: you talkin' about the sandwich or the songsmith?
cease: what is all this animal imagery? does it have any meaning/
Honey Sanchez: enjoy yer dinnah
doctec: the sandwich is hoagie
cease: and your washington too
Mudhead: Its a GRINDER
Dexter Fong: don't forget the Shore
Mudhead: or a SUB
llanwydd: a hoagie is not an animal
principalpoop: ahhh ok, so stardust was not written in a subway shop, ok
llanwydd: you're thinking of a hoggie
Honey Sanchez: it could have been PP
doctec: gettin' hoagie with it
Rotonoto: spell it "gyro", pronounce it "year-rrrow"- true of all foreign sandwiches...
Dexter Fong: Year Old?
Phil Austin: for some strange reason, i can't get cni tonight. what part of immortality is he playing?
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmmm tadziki sauce
Mudhead: Dr Winkey Dink
Dexter Fong: Right now, Rinque Dinque
principalpoop: that is not Ji-ro?
klokwkdog: chump in a booth
klokwkdog: "well, we're all locked in!"
Dexter Fong: "this sucks"
doctec: right now, onan winguedinque
Hemlock Stones: Sucking is good, ask our government
Honey Sanchez: its more like a gear rowwwwww PP
klokwkdog: www.cniradio.com has the link
Dexter Fong: "ignorant piss ant"
Rotonoto: well, some guy I knew of Greek ancestry pronounced it for me, approximately "yee-rrrow"
doctec: "didn't know ants could piss..."
principalpoop: I didn't know ants could piss
cease: where does pie hole come from?
principalpoop: fast typer
Honey Sanchez: didnt know ants could piss
cease: is that vaudeville?
klokwkdog: Phil -- this URL works in Winamp or other MP3 players: http://126.96.36.199:8000/
llanwydd: pie hole is a very old expression
Rotonoto: the news drought is over!!!
Honey Sanchez: i dont know but it needs to be shut, cease
doctec: probably QuickTime on the mac
Rotonoto: cat- I first heard on SNL, Chris Farley sketch
cease: it sounds like vaudeville
Dexter Fong: "Jane, you ignorant slut"
principalpoop: fetch stretch carley?
cease: pie used to be a much bigger deal in those days
Rotonoto: "that's good bass, honey..."
principalpoop: talking pie in the sky there, with lucy
klokwkdog: I think it was a way to sound dirty without having anything offensive the censors could jump on
llanwydd: It's from Shakespeare. "Eat thy pie whole" or something like tht
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'porgie', just granted probation at 10:36 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: I'm joking
Honey Sanchez: ..
Dexter Fong: Hey Porge
principalpoop: hi porgie
porgie: greetings all
llanwydd: evenin porge
klokwkdog: Ken DeBusk is pulling a big load tonight, a 2-day trip. He called me this afternoon on cell and opined that Canada is out to get him
Hemlock Stones: Hi Porgie
Dexter Fong: llan: Your wrong, it was from Roger Bacon's play, The Butcher's WIFE"
porgie: don't hear CNI
llanwydd: only you would have known that dex
klokwkdog: twice they just about stripped his truck to parts inspecting it and last time, some Canadian rammed him with his car
principalpoop: plug in your speakers
Rotonoto: what's Oh Canada got against Dr. Headphones?
llanwydd: sounds more like something from Sweeney Todd
klokwkdog: ruined three tires on the truck; totalled the car
Hemlock Stones: I have CNI on winamp and Windows media player
Dexter Fong: llan: And a few pre=Raphaelite scholars
klokwkdog: Roto -- I don't know
klokwkdog: they ran him through the "censors" twice, looking for nukes
Honey Sanchez: coming in loud and clear, here
Rotonoto: yikes- he doesn't even look dangerous to me
Phil Austin: where is he in Canada?
principalpoop: I thought they wer post-raphaelite, almost ne0
cease: that is a great line
cease: he certainly inhales deeply
principalpoop: radio bee-bop
Dexter Fong: PP: Raphael Lite, culture without an ede
klokwkdog: Phil -- Ken is now driving a rig hauling aluminum outbound and a la carte on the back leg; he goes all over, incl. Canada
Dexter Fong: edge
klokwkdog: right now, I think he's heading for Ohio somewhere, though
principalpoop: I was going for baroque
klokwkdog: lost cell connection while he was describing the last Canadian incident, getting rammed by a car
llanwydd: ken is probably the one of you I've known the longest. He used to post at bobsbrazerkolounge at Yahoo
principalpoop: there is a song there klok
Mudhead: we all know wqhere Somewhere, Ohio is
klokwkdog: Poop -- Ken says he's thinking of asking not to be sent to Canada anymore; he thinks he's jinxed...
principalpoop: those aluminium rods will bring the fuzz down on you everytime
Rotonoto: The Occupants live in Ohio...
cease: we have that effect on you yanks
principalpoop: it is bad luck to you think you are jinxed
llanwydd: I live very near canada. a little more than 100 miles from Quebec
klokwkdog: Ken said the Ontario police were very nice, very polite (unlike the border police...)
Rotonoto: Ken and Tiny Dr. Tim were there 'before the beginning' when Roto re-emerged after long FST hibernation...
klokwkdog: I miss Lou...
cease: you mean on chat, roto?
Honey Sanchez: catherwood would you bring me a fresh spring water in a pretty glass, please?
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez a fresh spring water in a pretty glass.
Rotonoto: originally found newsgroup, then IRC chat
Honey Sanchez: thank you, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
principalpoop: Catherwood is nice tonight, on his best behavior
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear principalpoop
Rotonoto: that would be sometime post '96 for moi...
Phil Austin: Guy came out to fix an engine here who lives in the Tiny Doctor's hometown
klokwkdog: wow, I think I showed up in '98 or so
Phil Austin: RIP, little doc
cease: tiny in name only
llanwydd: I knew dr. tim at bobsbrazerkolounge as well. he posted there occasionally
Rotonoto: Phil, I was lucky enough to see youse guize in early 90's on your 25th anniversary tour- in Wash DC, Warner Theatre
porgie: There is CNI
porgie: Hi Phil
klokwkdog: he sure held it together well when I came along. good website, always on the chat, etc. he worked hard on it
principalpoop: ahh super porgie
doctec: i was glad i had the chance to meet the guy in person with cat and others in seattle back in '99, his enthusiasm was infectious.
Rotonoto: I must have shown up after you, klok, you were one of the regulars when I showed up, mebbe 1998-99?
Phil Austin: roto: that was the night we were attacked by the clown
Phil Austin: hi, porge
klokwkdog: CNI is an amazing thing when you realize it's all done via dialup
Rotonoto: oh good gawd Phil- heh!
doctec: they really know how to squeeze those zeros and ones down to a manageable stream!
llanwydd: my goodness a killer clown? sounds like stephen king
||||||||| Gov'tTweenyRedux tiptoes in around 10:48 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Hemlock Stones: thats true, lots of stuff i would like to send to Clem but big files are difficult on a dial up
Honey Sanchez: buenos, porgie i didnt see you come in
porgie: Attacked by clowns?
principalpoop: wb tween
Gov'tTweenyRedux: Hard to stay away from a Firesign Chat ;)
Mudhead: he needs some backing
Rotonoto: hey, we *still* got killer clowns in DC- heh!
ah,clem: tks, Klok, we try to do our worst...
Rotonoto: (they're in government)
Honey Sanchez: wb Tween
Mudhead: could you imagine what iut sound like on broadband?
Hemlock Stones: and ours too Roto
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I mail them DVDs (just tech podcasts like those they broadcast the rest of the time), works fine
Rotonoto: mud- you'd sound better and be in full, living color
doctec: ah yes, IRC - i think my first few IRC experiences were back in early 1997, hanging out with elayne and her ex at their bronx apartment. i was doing the grueling ct/ny commute at the time, she put me up overnight at her place on thursdays which let me sleep in a bit before heading to the orifice.
Mudhead: not this old dead black n white
Hemlock Stones: its a bit more unreliable from the UK klok
Rotonoto: (yes, honey- they're in everybodys' eggs...)
Mudhead: im an irc afficianado myself, I hangout at irc.bararcade.net
cease: all the original chatters have moved on to other things to do on thursday nights
principalpoop: ralph ralph, I'ill take it
cease: except me and elayne
Mudhead: an me
Mudhead: I monitor the net but try to stay here on thursdays
klokwkdog: I've gotten them into Serbia fairly reliably, although they need to be brought in by donkey from Vienna or something ;-)
Rotonoto: an me, monsterful...
Dexter Fong: Well, I gotta put my pants on and find a legal spot for my car..night to those who leave, later to those who don't, and a special farewell to Phil A who knows who he is
llanwydd: msntv2 is not treating me well tonight
principalpoop: tell us all how good it was in the old days uncle cat
klokwkdog: don't get toad away, Dex! good lux!
cease: it must be hard when one of his characters is talking to another
principalpoop: hail Rita fong
Hemlock Stones: ok see you later Dexter
llanwydd: nite dex!
Hemlock Stones: hope that file arrives safe too
Phil Austin: bye dex. If I knew who I was, I wouldn't have to walk this way
Honey Sanchez: later, dex
Rotonoto: later, Mr. Dex...
doctec: cat: i remember how, back in '97, if chat lasted as much as 30 mins it was considered a long session. things sure have chsnged.
cease: yes they were brief chats
doctec: (some things however, like chat TYPOs, never change...)
llanwydd: thank goodness for that, doc. I look forward to this every week
cease: alexander graham chats
Gov'tTweenyRedux: Be well and happy, and know that you're already on someone's dinner plate...
Rotonoto: Roto filled out his FST collection *considerably* since finding the motley crew...
porgie: or boxers?
||||||||| At 10:54 PM, Gov'tTweenyRedux vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
principalpoop: what what?
klokwkdog: maybe someday we can all vid on conference Skype
Mudhead: man, hes quick
klokwkdog: nite Tweeny
Mudhead: yes, im Skype'd
Honey Sanchez: now that would be sweet, klok
Rotonoto: a bit of everything, PP...
Hemlock Stones: theres still some bugs to fix on Skype though klok
Rotonoto: luding my first hearing of "C'mon Jesus" which pretty much had me rolling on floor in delighted pain...
llanwydd: wonder if I'll ever have video capability on msntv2
klokwkdog: I see that you can get 24 mbits broadband in Britain for £30/month
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Mark Time', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
principalpoop: I was quoting the tv in the car but ok roto
cease: mark, mark, mark
llanwydd: I still prefer it to a PC
Mark Time: i'm not nancy!
Mudhead: we actually have the game crazy8's on irc, all 5 players use Skype to trash talk during the games
principalpoop: mark time is on time this time
klokwkdog: llan -- um, not to be unkind, but msntv is not ever going to be at the leading edge of internet service
Hemlock Stones: it depends where you live Klok, if you real close to the exchange then yes but most places you are lucky to get 2 or 4 meg
Rotonoto: on time, here in the future...
Honey Sanchez: hiya mark time
principalpoop: wow, what a groove
llanwydd: it really gives me everything I need
cease: i never liked the term "groovy" but "what a groove" was a great phrase
cease: particularly on a record
Mark Time: hey gang...so soorry I'm late...but better than never
Rotonoto: what a blast!
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- in Washington DC, the phone company runs full-page newspaper ads bragging about DSL offering _768K_ connections for $30/mo.
principalpoop: groovy was far out too
llanwydd: I could get a printer if I wanted or broadband and a number of other things
Phil Austin: I just got a private msg from tweeny, but I can't go back to him, he's not on the list. So if he reads the log, my answer is good idea, I'll pass it on
llanwydd: don't know about a webcam
Rotonoto: klok- yes that is considered a good rate around here, the land of highway robbery...
principalpoop: what a gas! take a whiff on me
Hemlock Stones: i thought it would be better than that in NY klok
klokwkdog: Phil -- tweeny's email in transit
cease: i was on a video chat for awhile, but mostly just showing the dog Icy or the occasional cat who walked by camera
Hemlock Stones: mind you £30 is nearly twice as much as $30
Rotonoto: normally the braodband guis want more like 50 bucks a month in these here parts...
porgie: Land of the pharoahs?
Mark Time: hey Phil you guys are unbelieveably funny and intelligent...
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, and 2 mbps broadband is _more_ than twice as much as 768K. My point
cease: much better than the unfair o's
principalpoop: when are you blokes switching over to to euro stones?
klokwkdog muses, "when the €uro stops looking like Monopoly Money"
cease: wc fields almost forever
Hemlock Stones: me and Honey have done video chats on MSN, Yahoo and Skype, AOL however has to be heard to be believed
principalpoop: yes, thanks for bringing so much enjoyment and fun into the world! we needed then and now
Honey Sanchez: here in new mexico i get 6 mbps through comcast ca ble for about 55 bux
Hemlock Stones: the way things are going Euros will switch back to native currencies
Honey Sanchez: aol is like speaking underwater
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog: Honey -- 5 for $50, with $10 off for buying the phone, too
Hemlock Stones: more like drowning Honey
principalpoop: ahh ok, denmark was smart to keep their kroners lol
klokwkdog: with AOL, everything has to go through Roswell or Tyson's Corner or something; it's like a FedEx hub
Honey Sanchez: i have stocked up on wampum, beads and jerky, stones for when the currency changes
llanwydd: what does anyone need with video chat anyway?
Hemlock Stones: good idea
llanwydd: the great thing about chat is you don't have to look presentable
Hemlock Stones: llan, it means you dont need to ask if its raining, you can see for yourself
Mudhead: but is fun to "dress up"
klokwkdog: it's highly overrated, llan, but nice for show and tell, whiteboarding, stuff like that
Honey Sanchez: yeah mudhead
llanwydd: hadn't thought of that, stones
Hemlock Stones: tell us more Mudhead
principalpoop: hit it jimmy
Mudhead: Well, I generally start.....
Hemlock Stones: i am wearing my off the shoulder latex number tonight
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez: watching birds and cats watching birds and wandering chickens are interesting to watch in video chat
principalpoop: hehe stones hehe
cease: wow, the lads really sound young on this
Hemlock Stones: this gimp mask is not good for audio though
cease: i agree honey
klokwkdog: I'm sure that widespread video conf will eventually offer a talking avatar of one's choice, sort of like in the curent storyline of Argon Zark
cease: my big white dog is also kinda cinematic
klokwkdog: kind of like Ananova
doctec: well gang i'm fading fast - gotta take off
cease: ihavent read that in years, klok. is it sitll going?
llanwydd: nite doc!
principalpoop: have a super week doc
klokwkdog: Cat -- sporadically; he does one panel every 2-3 months
Honey Sanchez: awww doc ok take care till next week
Hemlock Stones: i got in Ananova one week klok
klokwkdog: nite DT
doctec: you all have a nice evenin' - see y'all next thursday.
cease: sounds like Maus
doctec: keep 'em flyin' .... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Honey Sanchez: bye bye
||||||||| doctec says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctec exits at 11:05 PM.
cease: you too doc
Hemlock Stones: see you DT
cease: good luck in poolville
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- you were featured or you watched?
principalpoop: boom boom
klokwkdog: Indonesia for the Indonesians!
Hemlock Stones: i was featured cos of my crazy neighbours cat
cease: indiano for the joneses?
Honey Sanchez: Huzzah klok
principalpoop: one shining steal rail
Rotonoto: Indiana for the leprechauns
Hemlock Stones: it attacked a guy from the council and my house was put on the dangerous animals list, sounds like a tall story but there are witnesses
llanwydd: and veterenarians' day
klokwkdog: the cat was crazy, the neighbor or both?
principalpoop: how many stories does your house have anyway?
Mudhead: omg, the lil hand is movin alomg
Hemlock Stones: i suppose both is appropriate to be honest
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- nobody in the US knows what a "council" is ;-)
Hemlock Stones: ah
llanwydd: that's relative, mud
klokwkdog: this is some cat the neighbor got off the Moors? ;-)
Mudhead: none of my relatives hands
Hemlock Stones: translation, Local Government, drains, street lighting, trash collections etc etc and of course local taxes
llanwydd: get the cat off that moor!
Mudhead: comin up on 11pmEST
klokwkdog: nobody in the US knows what "drains" are... ;-) (I suppose sewers)
Honey Sanchez: lol clok
Honey Sanchez: k
Hemlock Stones: sewers are big drains
Mudhead: and now
Mudhead: ok all
klokwkdog: I guess "sewer" sounds so very common and "drains" much more delicate...
Mudhead: gnight aGAIN MES AMI'S
Hemlock Stones: hey i thought you guys spoke Engrish
klokwkdog: nite Mud
Mudhead: au revoir
principalpoop: night mud, ciaooo
||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 11:09 PM train to Connecticut.
Honey Sanchez: bon nuit mudhead
Hemlock Stones: gnite Mudhead
Honey Sanchez: till nextweek
Mark Time: not fade away...
klokwkdog: Hemlock: according to The History of the English Language, Webster deliberately created a different American english to separate us from you folk
klokwkdog: absent a few outpost like Tangier Is. in the Chesapeake and some holdouts on the Outer Banks of North Carolina
Hemlock Stones: and now we both pay high taxes, better luck next time Klok
llanwydd: been afk a moment did somebody leave?
principalpoop: we say elevator you say lift, that is in our declaration of independence
Honey Sanchez: mud left
cease: depends on who you call somebody
klokwkdog: Poop -- Webster redid things like colour, centre, harbour, etc
Hemlock Stones: over here we can still sit on the pavement
||||||||| 11:12 PM: LiliLament jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
principalpoop: ahhh lili
klokwkdog: Wow, one goes away, another appears. Hi, Lili!
Honey Sanchez: over here if we sit on the pavement we get run over
||||||||| LiliLament says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, LiliLament exits at 11:12 PM.
Honey Sanchez: hi lili
llanwydd: well if I don't take my ambien I'll never sleep so I better do it now
cease: hey lili
klokwkdog: Notice how DT and Lili are never on at the same time? ;-)
Hemlock Stones: so i hear Honey
||||||||| LiliLament enters at 11:12 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Hemlock Stones: hi Lili
klokwkdog: have a nice walk, llan!
llanwydd: Hey lil! How are you? Phil's here.
principalpoop: we park in a driveway and and drive on parkways
llanwydd: LOL klok
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
klokwkdog: Phil is doing a fade job
Bunnyboy: lo dere
principalpoop: perfect timing, lily is singing
Hemlock Stones: good point PP
principalpoop: hiphop bunnyboy
Honey Sanchez: hi bunny
Bunnyboy: Just a few minnits afore I gotta go bake some cluck cluck.
||||||||| LiliLament leaves at 11:13 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
llanwydd: hey bunny
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- the one that caught me was "slip road"
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'LiliLament', just granted probation at 11:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
klokwkdog: we call them entrance ramps, exit ramps
Hemlock Stones: yes, they ice up in winter if we dont salt em
principalpoop: wb lili
Bunnyboy: Hey! Lili! Was it sumpin' I said?
Bunnyboy: Oh, there she is!
principalpoop: what do you call a clutch stones?
llanwydd: did you notice nobody died when they logged out tonight. I think that's a good omen
Phil Austin: I'm back, blah, blah, blah
Hemlock Stones: PP, if i knew what a clutch was maybe i could tell you
Honey Sanchez: so far so good yeah llan cept you just jinxed it gee
principalpoop: I told you catherwood is on his best behavior
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside principalpoop and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
LiliLament: The fucking browser is kicking me off every time I hit return. I had to switch to Firefox.
Hemlock Stones: is it like a grasp
cease: dying's out of style, llan
klokwkdog: Lili -- best to _stay_ with Firefox ;-)
principalpoop: to change gears in a car, it disconnects the power to the transmission
Bunnyboy: I saw a documentary the other day that I rather enjoyed. MAYBE LOGIC, a doc on Robert Anton Wilson.
LiliLament: Hi, Phil, how are things with you?
Bunnyboy: Made in 2003, just out on disc this week.
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- was listening to a Van Morrison song and finally had to look up "a silver half a crown"
LiliLament: Klok: I will. Opera was giving me grief, and I refuse to touch Internet Exploder.
Bunnyboy: Well, BLAH back, mon.
Phil Austin: Hi, Lil. Things are good
cease: id like to see that, bun
Honey Sanchez: Irie, mon
Hemlock Stones: yes, Klok, used to be 2 shillings and six pence till decimilisation in 71 when it disappeard
cease: i saw him give a talk in vancouver some years back
cease: very entertaning
porgie: it vanished mysteriously
principalpoop: it's your thing, do what you wanta do, I can't tell yah, who to sock it to
Hemlock Stones: about 12 and one half percent of a £
Bunnyboy: Molly Spoilsport.
Bunnyboy: Ewige Blumenkraft!
LiliLament: Phil, I'm actually doing the VA thing to save money on my drugs and co-pays. If you tell the VA that you are on antidepressants, they whisk you into the psych emergency ward and give you a breathalizer.
principalpoop: how many pfpfinnings is that?
klokwkdog: ah, so it's like pieces of eight, English style
principalpoop: yes, yes
Honey Sanchez remembers when a peso was about 12.5 % of a yankee dollar
Hemlock Stones: yes Klok
LiliLament: So you save money, but your dignity goes down the toilet.
Hemlock Stones: had plenty of silver in it too so if you have any stashed away, probably worth quite a bit more now
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'doctec', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:19 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Bunnyboy: Along with all dem pills.
porgie: and now.......
klokwkdog: Lili -- did you have a T-storm? We're getting the front edge of what looks like has just gone thru your area of CT (trying to decide whether to shut down)
Bunnyboy: lo doc!
llanwydd: welcome back doc
klokwkdog: wb, DT
doctec: yeah, i know, i signed off already...
cease: hey doc
Hemlock Stones: this country, the currency and even Magna Carta are all going down the toilet
LiliLament: Klok, we had rain, but I was on a train. Doc knows better than I do.
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi
doctec: ...but lili just got back from an (unbeknownst to me) trip to nyc and i greeted her upon her arrival
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
doctec: when i told her phil was on chat, she signed on
Mark Time: love's a real....not fade away...
doctec: and so, here we are...
cease: hi bambi
llanwydd: magna carta is the capital of monaco, isnt it?
principalpoop: hi Bambi, it is hot in Virginia, roanoke matched the record the other day
Bunnyboy: doc, I just saw MAYBE LOGIC, a Robert Anton Wilson doc. I recommend it.
LiliLament: I have to keep him on his toes.
llanwydd: something like that
klokwkdog: BTW folks, if you listen to the Jimmy Lee & Bambi show on Sat., you can hear the cockateel just about sundown
Hemlock Stones: lol llan
Phil Austin: The Big Blonde is looking over my shoulder and says hi to everyone, especially Lil
Bunnyboy: hiya Oona!
klokwkdog: hi right back Phil!
principalpoop: hehe hello big blond hehe
LiliLament: How nice! My very best to the Bog Blonde.
cease: hi oona
ah,clem: Bambi said Hi everyone
llanwydd: hi to her too
Honey Sanchez: hola oona
Bunnyboy: hiya Bambi!
Merlyn: hi oona
doctec: hi big blonde - thanks for the well you know. klok: yeah, as i was returning home from 8-ball practice tonight, the lightning was very close - quite blinding at times
Merlyn: all women named oona are married to comedians
klokwkdog: Bambi must be happy that you've started playing Nick Danger, Clem! ;-)
LiliLament: Phil, are you and Oona familiar with Dorothy Parker's short story, "Big Blonde"?
Bunnyboy: Hey! What are all dese wimmen doin' hyar? I thought this was Man Nite.
doctec: there were flash flood warnings in hartford earlier this evening
principalpoop: bambi and the big blond say hello at the same time, ahh quinky-dinky
cease: sounds like a nick danger adventure: the curse of the bog blonde
llanwydd: never noticed that before, merl
Phil Austin: Hi to cat as well, she sez. and she wishes to be known as the Bog Blonde from now on
ah,clem: yes, yes, she is
principalpoop: with an e? is she europeane?
llanwydd: we actually had flash floods in ticonderoga today
LiliLament: Getting bogged down, is she?
klokwkdog: somehow, that sounds like another Englishism, Hemlock ;-)
cease: could be a new one of your teals for the olde detective
doctec: lili needs a drink - i'm heading to the kitchen to take care of that now. brb...
cease: to go with the ice man
klokwkdog: one of those bogging expressions...
LiliLament: Oh, thank grid... I'm dyin' heah.
Phil Austin: cat: yeah, I remember that PBS stateside did a version of it a few years ago
klokwkdog: they all bog on the same thing
Bunnyboy: There are so many B's on chat these day. Bubba, Bambi, Big Blonde, Boob...erhm...Bunnyboy!
porgie: I bog your pardon?
principalpoop: brincibalboob next week for me?
klokwkdog: llan -- is Ticonderoga still there? I was always worried that it was a little insubstantial...
LiliLament: I wish I had mine back...
llanwydd: it's not going anywhere klok
porgie: borgie Biretighter
Bunnyboy: Lili: He went to get you a drink.
principalpoop: ahhh, blem
Bunnyboy: Just kiddin', doc!
klokwkdog: ah, they finally got the old fort tied down, eh? that's good to hear
llanwydd: they rebuilt the fort
porgie: catherwood get me a wedgie
||||||||| Catherwood gets porgie a wedgie.
klokwkdog: llan -- they keep doing that
LiliLament: Yes, I know. I can hear him in the kitchen. What a nice welcome home, especially since he had no clue where I was.
llanwydd: true klok
Hemlock Stones: we have some boring old forts too klok
Bunnyboy: That's "fart", Hemmie.
klokwkdog wonders if there is also a game called Clueless...
Honey Sanchez: yes indeed hemlock one lives across the lane from you
Hemlock Stones: i must make my dirty clean
llanwydd: I wouldn't call them boring stones
klokwkdog: some of the best around, as I recall, Hemlock
principalpoop: what is reality?
llanwydd: I saw some old roman ruins when i was there. fascinating!
klokwkdog: but they're generally not as modern as ours ;-)
Hemlock Stones: old sure, but not always good
klokwkdog: "we shall all go to our deaths down Wattling Street"
Bunnyboy: Sorry to say, it's bird burning time. I hope to be a more full service guy next week. Good reception, everybody!
Hemlock Stones: theres quite a few roman remains where i live here in the Pennine hills, but the Celtic and Britons forts are more interresting to me
principalpoop: waffle? mmm waffle waffle
klokwkdog: good-night Bunny!
Honey Sanchez: nite bunny
principalpoop: hophip bunny
llanwydd: I spent some time in the west country
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, and they're really hard to find, as I understand
cease: by bun
Phil Austin: night bun, it's still daylight, of course, so you can get in some outdoor activities
Hemlock Stones: good night bunny
Bunnyboy: They had to pay Howard Morris for every RobbleRobble session.
Hemlock Stones: its getting light here now too
klokwkdog: speaking of forts, I see that a Titan II missile base, mostly underground, just sold for $780K on eBay
Bunnyboy: Phil: Yeah, I'll soak my head!
LiliLament: I don't know if doc told you, but I've been active lately with a networking forum that has various topics for discussion. I'm indoctrinating them on the joys of Firesign Theatre. Some of the older crew are already hip. Much better than some of the puerile shit that passes for humor, and amazingly topical with some of the current administration. Of course, anything with this administration is ripe for satire.
klokwkdog: 14-foot thick reinforced concrete walls
Honey Sanchez: gee already, hemmie??
Phil Austin: hemlock: what big town are you near? I can't dredge up in my turgid brain where the pennines are
principalpoop: darn, I had bid 779K
llanwydd: ambien's starting to kick in. I better let it do it's thing. See you folks next thoisdy!
doctec: pennines from heaven?
klokwkdog: Poop -- the seller wants all you near-miss bidders to contact in case the winner was playing games
||||||||| At 11:30 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
principalpoop: fare thee well brave llan
Hemlock Stones: Pennines are line of hills running north to south, i am in North of england, 45 miles north east of Manchester, 35 north west of Leeds
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- probably give a Google Maps coordinate to put us in our place
LiliLament: Ambien? Avoid the fridge.
Phil Austin: nite, llan. Dream of Wales
porgie: and the car
doctec: (insert gratuitous wales pun here)
Phil Austin: stones: thanks for that, nice to know where everyone is, comforting somehow
Honey Sanchez: goodnight llan next week see ya then adios
Hemlock Stones: If you look up the village of Winewall on Google you should find it
principalpoop: whereis lancaster from you? I might send you to the library stones
doctec: nite llan
cease: my parents dont know where they are, phil. thats comforting for them
doctec: and if there's no rush on that rite of spring track... :-)
porgie: how did you make your voice do that?
Hemlock Stones: Nino never finds me, he either says New York or AOL
klokwkdog: nite, llan. pleasant walk...
Phil Austin: cat: dreamtime for the old folks
Rotonoto: Bozoette on phonme, sez "hi" to all
Mark Time: time to move along...g'nite and best wishes...
Dexter Fong: Im back and hardly anyone has left and Hi Lilli
cease: yes places keep changing names over the long term
Honey Sanchez: nite mark
cease: migth as well speed up
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:32 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mark Time by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Blast off MARK
Hemlock Stones: Lancaster is about 75 miles north west of us
klokwkdog: google maps keeps wanting to find winewall lane in Pendle, Lancastershire
LiliLament: Hi, Dex. Long time. I haven't been on line here for a while myself.
Phil Austin: good night Mark and hello dex. I feel like Bebop at the end of Immortality. Wait, I am Bebop, right?
Honey Sanchez: thats right klok
Dexter Fong: Lili: Oh, I was here just (away)
doctec: dex: i left and came back
Hemlock Stones: yes Pendle is the Local authority (the council area) and Lancashire is the county
principalpoop: same shire, cool, I have family from there, 1850s
LiliLament: Phil: Hmmm, let me check. Yep, you're Bebop.
Dexter Fong: PHil: YOu are Bebop, but is it Lobo or Loco
Hemlock Stones: do you know where in Lancashire PP ?
principalpoop: wb fong ciao mark
Phil Austin: dex
I'd say it's night here, although still light. I'm the night messenger, the blinking wolf, wondering which way the sun is going, up or down
principalpoop: lancaster, city I guess
LiliLament: Dex: Don't do that! I thought I had fucked up with my capitalizations, and Doc can tell you how fussy I am with that. Makes him nuts. We can't even play Scrabble anymore.
doctec: if the sun is going down there, it is coming up somewhere else
Dexter Fong: Phil: Don't worry, tomorrow is another day
Honey Sanchez: lancaster is in the antelope valley PP
klokwkdog: don't bet on it, DT ;-)
Hemlock Stones: Nice place PP, on the banks of the River Lune a couple of miles from the West Coast
Dexter Fong: Lili: It's a sticky shift key hmm, how did it get sticky?
principalpoop: they moved to new jersey and then blue rapids kansas
Hemlock Stones: i have done many gigs at the University in Lancaster
Phil Austin: awright, the valley of Antelopes, a freeway stretching to Lancashire from Palmdale
LiliLament: I'm sure the sun is rising somewhere I used to work.
Hemlock Stones: its rising here Lili
principalpoop: hehe he said palmdale hehe
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'TOR Hershman', just granted probation at 11:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
klokwkdog: DT -- there is nothing like listening to KEXP in the afternoon, then switching to Radio 3 for Late Junction at 5:15 and riding that until the day flips in UK, then listening to a radio station in Auckland doing tomorrow's noon programme...
TOR Hershman: Not Anywhere At All, Howdy do
principalpoop: hello tor
Phil Austin: poop: revealed as a Family Guy watcher, yeah?
LiliLament: Where did you say you were? Merrie olde England? Well, I used to work there.
doctec: blame the sticky keyboard on the cats - they're always up to no good, torturing us because they don't have opposable thumbs
TOR Hershman: TOR bows before Phil
Dexter Fong: High TOR
Hemlock Stones: glad to hear you listen to Late Junction Klok its a good show
principalpoop: yes, another phil told me about adult swim, my life was enriched
TOR Hershman: Say, Phil, did you ever hear moi's "Bean A Poop"????
doctec: klok: lili and i pretty much keep the streaming feed on KCRW
Dexter Fong: Dot T: But some of them have like 2 or 3 or even 4 thumbs
cease: i amo gonna have to find out how to get that in canada
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- sometimes I forget, have to use (groan) IE to listen to the archive
doctec: not much they play that we don't like
doctec: plus it makes us feel like we're in santa monica
Hemlock Stones: not sure about Merrie Lilli, we still have Bliar in the top job
TOR Hershman: Howdy do, Dex
doctec: dex: 2 or 3 or 4 non-opposable thumbs that is
Phil Austin: tor: what in the name of Robinson Jeffers are you talking about? g about
TOR Hershman: Google Tor Hershman beam a poop
LiliLament: Dex: One of our cat's has a thumb. That weird little aberration is called a Hemingway cat.
TOR Hershman: Let moi see if that works
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: doctec -- they changed their Music feed and after Morning Becomes Eclectic, I switch to KEXP for an hour or so. I like to hear Cheryl Waters say, "Hit it, Herb" prior to the 4PM events listing (Herb Alpert song)
LiliLament: That's cats.
Dexter Fong: Lili: I think I met him/her at sloppy Joe's in Key west
doctec: tor - that google search brings up http://www.soundlift.com/band/music.php?id=49248
TOR Hershman: Yeah, it works
principalpoop: oops, I checked my notes, manchester, lancashire stones, too many ancestors, I have ivy instead of a tree
TOR Hershman: Well, you said "Poop," just before I logged-on.
doctec: "The Lion Farts Tonight" ... "The Little Bummer Boy" ... great titles there tor
principalpoop: he was talking to me
LiliLament: Dex: Wouldn't surprise me. The vet says that he looks like he never misses a meal.
Hemlock Stones: i guess we have a lot of genes in common PP
doctec: good thing you didn't say catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to doctec and inquires "Did you want me?"
principalpoop: poor llan died, bad open
doctec: no catherwood i didn't
||||||||| Catherwood ignores doctec
doctec: thanks cath
TOR Hershman: TOR bows before Phil for his coolest PBS pledge spot EVER!!!!!!!
doctec: i'll be ignoring you too
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I thought he was on holiday and letting Prescott play croquet, er run the Country...
TOR Hershman: orrrrrrrrrrr was that the other Phil?
principalpoop: hello cousin, maybe I have a castle there, where my ancestors used to clean up after the horses
klokwkdog: after Bush did one final humiliation on him, I suppose he _did_ want to get away
Hemlock Stones: Prescott couldnt run a piss up in a brewery Klok
principalpoop: lol stones
Dexter Fong: HS: Prescott has a bad prostrate?
Dexter Fong: or prostate
Hemlock Stones: hes in the doo doo now as well over his womanising and playing croquet during work hours while the boss is away
doctec: we'll be starring lili's cat kahlo in a new lo-budget horror flick: "the cat that ate milford"
TOR Hershman: You ancestors too, Prin. No, wait, mine had money before the white men stole it. Being white (well, light maple cream color) that's a real freakin' drag.
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yeah, but I hear he keeps Brown down to a dull roar or something when he's not playing musical bed with his secretary
Honey Sanchez: bad prostate when he prostrates, dex
TOR Hershman: Doc, moi's likes the kitty movie idea
principalpoop: isn't prostate a conservative blog website?
Hemlock Stones: yes, hes the only one fat enough to keep Blair and Brown apart, if they get close they are like plutonium
klokwkdog wonders if he's reading The Guardian just a wee bit too much... ;-)
LiliLament: Of course, the action will be pretty slow. He eats, he lies down for the rest of the day.
Dexter Fong has been wondering the same
TOR Hershman: Weasaltonium
principalpoop: he is a cat?
doctec: tor: we'll be using cardboard cutouts of the city to scale and coating the fake buildings with stuff the kitty likes - all set to a bombastic cliche horror movie score
LiliLament: Kahlo, my 19 pound cat.. The one who never misses a meal.
Hemlock Stones: Klok, if you read the Guardian and Private Eye Magazine you probably have a pretty good idea of what its like over here
principalpoop: that is not a cat, sounds more like a puma
Dexter Fong: Lili: I frieda a Kahlo once
LiliLament: No one does bombastic horror like Doc.
doctec: dex: lol
doctec: gee thanx lil
Honey Sanchez: or a cougar or a catamount PP
Dexter Fong: Then I had to split it with the soundman
doctec: doc tec - bombastic horror is our specialty!
LiliLament: principalpoop: He looks like a puma.
principalpoop: cougar or jaguar, maybe a ferrarri
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- strangely, I get more out of The Register; I'll have to czech out Private Eye
TOR Hershman: In France I am know as La Chat. In Spainish speakin' lands, they call moi Le Gato. In the English they whisper of The Cat. Why? Because I am silent as the fog? No! Because I come and go as a phantom? NO! It is because I enjoy lickin' my crotch most often.
Dexter Fong: Lili: Do the right thing, set him loose on the moors of Dartmoor
LiliLament: Doc, I thought you'd appreciate that!
TOR Hershman: Well, if'in that didn't impress Phil, phuck it.
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- also, when I feel like sticking pins in myself, I'll also flip thru The Economist online
LiliLament: Le Gato? Don't you mean El Gato?
Hemlock Stones: Klok, If Firesign Theater did the News they would be Private Eye
principalpoop: sorry, crotch licking is another chat, i made the same mistake before
Dexter Fong: News Danger = Private Eye
Hemlock Stones: with a touch of Mad Mag too
TOR Hershman: The hounds of the basket cases, ehhh, Dex?
klokwkdog: Hemlock - 'nuff said; I'll go look! ;-)
klokwkdog: shatner made a horror movie? oh, I forgot, all...
Dexter Fong: OOOOOOOOwooooooooo! Werecats of Dartmoor
LiliLament: princ: Not sure if we want to know about your other chat, if it involves licking your own crotch.
principalpoop: gateau is cake
Hemlock Stones: its not as good as it was when the sadly missed Peter Cook and Spike Milligan were the major contributors but its still a good read and with the best cartoons too
klokwkdog: uh, oh, toad away thyme
TOR Hershman: WereEver Cats Of Teflon
Rotonoto: there's a reason most humans are not double jointed...
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phil Austin - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Roto" But what's the reason some are? Hmm??
klokwkdog: reminds me, I have to send another fastid to CNI soon...
principalpoop: crotch, oops I thought he said crutch
cease: we must hzve done something to scare phil away
LiliLament: Awwww, we drove Phil away.
TOR Hershman: Someone smoked the other joint?
klokwkdog: the Reaper got Phil, I think
principalpoop: phil died the same disease as llan, try to remember to tell him
Hemlock Stones: passes TOR another one
TOR Hershman: Dang Slow PC
Honey Sanchez: thanks ah clem :)
porgie: great to hear the Album ah clem
LiliLament: It must have had something to do with the crotch licking.
Honey Sanchez: nite bambi
principalpoop: thanks so much, keep cool bambi and ah, clem and root
Dexter Fong: Goodnight Clem, and as always, thanks for the sound track of our lives
||||||||| A stretch dumpster pulls up to the front door at 11:51 PM; Phil Austin gets out and signs a few autographs before entering the Waiting room.
TOR Hershman: TOR ain't been high since '81.
klokwkdog: nite Clem, Bambi -- great show, JL!
doctec: picture of lili's cat kahlo - http://www.doctechnical.com/kahlo.jpg
cease: that came out 37 yeqars ago
Hemlock Stones: wb Phil
TOR Hershman: Dang I MISSSSSSSSS those Northern Calie Buzz Bombs
principalpoop: he got hungry and ran away? possible
Honey Sanchez: wb phil
Dexter Fong: WB Phil
Phil Austin: back again, had to dump everything because i got stuck in tor land
cease: glad you tore yourself away
TOR Hershman: Don't hassle the talent
principalpoop: ahhh a panther
klokwkdog: "Taffy, the Topaz-colored cat / Thinks now of this and now of that..."
principalpoop: wb phil
LiliLament: Aha! He arises from the depths! We thought you had suddenly become disgusted with the dialogue about the crotch lick, Phil.
doctec: phil: oh dear - sounds painful
TOR Hershman: YIKES!!!!!!!!! Sorry about that.
Rotonoto: man falls off of train, reboards at next station- alien science implicated?
LiliLament: That's crotch licking.
doctec: has tor run his web pages through an html validity checker?
Dexter Fong: Run Tor, run
LiliLament: Doc, I didn't get to grab the pic of Kahlo. Could you repost?
doctec: it takes a lickin' and keeps on ... uh ... keepin' on ...
klokwkdog: DT -- has TOR himself been validated?
doctec: picture of lili's cat kahlo - http://www.doctechnical.com/kahlo.jpg
cease: lol doc
TOR Hershman: Heck, my DNA won't make it through a validity checker. Not even past a Vile Lid and Tea Checker
doctec: klok: lol!
klokwkdog is being kahlo'ed
cease: hey phil, you gonna go on maron's show like the Other phil?
TOR Hershman: I tried a Kroger's
doctec: or a checker cab
ah,clem: good night everyone, and thaks
klokwkdog: nite Clem
cease: thank You, ah
doctec: and thanks go to YOU, ah clem - very entertaining show tonight.
TOR Hershman: Stay on Groovin' Safari, Clem
LiliLament: Goodnite, Clem.
Honey Sanchez: nite clem & bambi Thank Youse!!!
Hemlock Stones: many thanks Clem, you and Bambi have a good week
Dexter Fong: Nite once moor, clem
doctec: keep up the good work!
||||||||| Around 11:54 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: gnite clem, thanks again
klokwkdog: I can't validate myself until I get TruCrypt installed :-(
principalpoop: thank you so much ah, clem
Rotonoto: nite clem and bam...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Is that some kinda religious reference.the one tru crypt?
Phil Austin: tor: I'll listen later and I'm SURE I'll hugely enjoy it. Got sidetracked into a website you weren't responsible for
Honey Sanchez: focusing on open sores ?????????:S
doctec: "CNI Radio: Gettin' Ziggy With It"
Hemlock Stones: Who's responsible ?
Honey Sanchez: oh my
Dexter Fong: "Wazz Dial up?
klokwkdog: Dex - Privacy is good, Truecrypt is better... http://twit.tv/sn41
TOR Hershman: It has been a true honor, Master (Ooooo he'll like that) Austin, BUT I mean it. "How Can You Be In Two Places......" was an amaZING experience for me. Nite Nite All, Most glad I stopped by. Stay on Groovin' Safari, TOR
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
LiliLament: Doc, next pic of Kahlo, we should put something next to him to give a sense of scale. Say, a bowling ball.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:56 PM, dragging Bightrethighrehighre by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
principalpoop: night tor, watch out for hair balls
Dexter Fong: Night TOR
Honey Sanchez: lol lilli
doctec: thanks for that link, klok - i take it TruCrypt beats out PGP?
principalpoop: hello big
Dexter Fong: Watch out for balls in general
Hemlock Stones: good night TOR
Dexter Fong: He Big
Phil Austin: goodnite mr. tor
Honey Sanchez: hi big
principalpoop: the empire state building
doctec: lili: sure thing - i ha[ppen to have a bowling ball we can use just for that picture
Bightrethighrehighre: yo' peeps....
klokwkdog: doctec -- listen to the episode. It's more for local encryption. Really deep solid encryption for your laptop files, etc.
Rotonoto: the entire state building
doctec: and a bowling pin too
Dexter Fong: Never mind my peeps
Bightrethighrehighre: greetin'z from th' stinkin' desert....!!!!
Phil Austin: doc and lil have moved into the subtle world of sexual innuendo
klokwkdog: doctec -- I suspect a Ford Expedition might be in order...
Honey Sanchez: i still have some newborn peeps from easter
cease: plly and i went to the circus, polly got hit with a rolling pin
doctec: klok: ah, i see. thanks. phil: maybe not so subtle after all?
Dexter Fong: Phil: Not so subt;le
LiliLament: Phil: We have? Holy shit! I thought we were talking about the cat!
klokwkdog: Phil -- "moved"?
doctec: klok: is that anything like a hoffa expedition?
Rotonoto: or a Chevy Subdivision...
principalpoop: sexual innuendo talking about bowling balls? I need to get out more...
cease: we got even with circus, we bought tickets but we didnt go in
doctec: i.e. needle in a haystack?
klokwkdog: doctec -- it's easier to find
klokwkdog: LOL, Roto
doctec: thanks for clarifying that klok.
Phil Austin: it's when the balls and the pins came in, nudge, nudge, wink wink
Dexter Fong: Lili: We are all wise to French double entendre
Honey Sanchez: heh
Hemlock Stones: say no more Phil
LiliLament: Say no MOAH!
principalpoop: say no more, say no more
doctec: yeah, you never can tell what's gonna happen when you bring balls and pins onto the scene... :-)
Hemlock Stones: lol
Rotonoto: look at them spin now!
klokwkdog: Lili -- doesn't the French double entendre carry _two_ Exocets?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....say no MORE....!!
LiliLament: There's an echo in here.
Phil Austin: a wink is as good as a nudge, eh?
klokwkdog: ah, FallingStars radio is playing City's "Am Fenster"
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey Sanchez: to a blind horse yeh
Hemlock Stones: no thats a super entendre klok
Dexter Fong: ..but not as good as a good right to the body
Bightrethighrehighre: ....depends on the nudge....
doctec: or in algebraic terms: wink = nudge
principalpoop: the fiddlers got porgie
LiliLament: Ah, that's my geek....
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Rotonoto: he didn't have an adge...
klokwkdog recalls that Lili used to keep F-111s running
Bightrethighrehighre: didja get a look at the mouth on that blind gift horse....?
Hemlock Stones: a nod is as good as a wink Doc
Dexter Fong: Wake up Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up.
Rotonoto: Catherwood punches out early, as usual
||||||||| Catherwood punchess out early as usual.
LiliLament: Yes, Klok. What made you think of that?
doctec: wink2 * nudge2 = winknudge2
klokwkdog: the French double entendre thread...
Dexter Fong: What the hell is a Punchess?
Phil Austin: does the invocation of Catherwood automatically bring him to life?
||||||||| Catherwood hands him to life.
klokwkdog: 2 + 2 = 5 (for moderately large values of 2)
Dexter Fong: YOu got it
Phil Austin: spooooooky
doctec: dex: punchess and judy - famous lesbian puppet show
Rotonoto: thas a chassis punches' dudess
Dexter Fong: lol doc
Hemlock Stones: Life ? that pushing it a bit Phil
klokwkdog: Merlyn has done some spooky things to this chat, Phil
principalpoop: he alive I say, alive ahahahahaha
Dexter Fong: S&M Lesbians too
doctec: catherwood lives on in bot form
||||||||| Catherwood livess on in bot form.
LiliLament: How about moribund? Will that work?
Phil Austin: wink squared equals the root of nudge
Rotonoto: the duke and dudess of punch
klokwkdog: Phil - he's got it so it watches you through the Apple eye on the MacBook cover even when it's turned off...
Hemlock Stones: Catherwood has joined the SS
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Hemlock Stones and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Phil Austin: catherwood is an idiot
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Phil Austin and asks "Did you want something?"
Honey Sanchez: hehe apple forks it
doctec: well, there's still a few bugs to work out with catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores doctec
Dexter Fong: Catherwood likes to stress the sibilants
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
cease: you hear proctor on marc maron's show, phil?
Phil Austin: I guess idiot is the wrong concept
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, gibberish
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
doctec: how much cather would a catherwood wood if a cather could wood wood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside doctec and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Honey Sanchez: catherwood , would you please put on the latex now?
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Would you like something?"
principalpoop: now, no, don't be pedantic
Rotonoto: stiff idiot the worst kind?
Hemlock Stones: maybe an idibot
Phil Austin: catski: no I didn't, although I've been talking to him a lot lately about non-political matters
klokwkdog: Phil - Merlyn has implemented a variant of the old "Eliza" conversation algorithm for Catherwood. I think that's what he said.
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past klokwkdog
doctec: hey, no ethni slurs here - let's show some respect for the pedantics
cease: i hear phip p is coming to vancouver for his daugthher's wedding
Phil Austin: would catherwood like something?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Phil Austin and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
cease: i hope we can meet when he's here
klokwkdog liked "ethni" better
principalpoop: give phil a toasted almond catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands phil a toasted almond.
Rotonoto: pedantics not disabled, simply verbally challenged
Phil Austin: vancouver cat: not until next year, from what I hear
doctec: give phil a few accolates catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives phil a few accolates.
Dexter Fong is disappointed to find out Kelsey Grammar is a Bush supporter, and him a mutant too
Rotonoto: catherwood catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Rotonoto and queries "Yes?"
cease: i hope his son in law's dads is out of work by then
doctec: oops - acolytes?
cease: he's preimier of our province
Phil Austin: give poop a kiss, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives poop a kiss.
principalpoop: lades hehe accolades
cease: hes kinda like our ronald reagan, with smaller teeth
doctec: catherwood swings both was?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past doctec
Phil Austin: bot control, what a thrill
klokwkdog: has to keep filing them down, eh Cat?
principalpoop: oh my goodness, you have browser breath C
doctec: catherwood: close b close mo
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to doctec and mumbles "Would you like something?"
Phil Austin: catherwood, give klok some growing rat teeth
||||||||| Catherwood brings klok some growing rat teeth.
doctec: hmm, doesn't work like in the future fair... :-/
klokwkdog fears for his brain
Dexter Fong: Doc T: Try mode not mo
Phil Austin: catherwood, give catherwood some catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings some.
doctec: or is that the wrong command? catherwood, clothes b clothes mode...
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to doctec and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
klokwkdog: catherwood, complete this sentence
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past klokwkdog
Phil Austin: hah, he's getting confused
doctec: no, that's not right either
doctec: guess i'll have to go off and read the manuel
klokwkdog: Phil -- "getting"?
Phil Austin: catherwood, confuse doctec
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Phil Austin and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Rotonoto: catherwood is so deliciously... vague...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Rotonoto and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give Doc Tech your pants
||||||||| Catherwood gives doc tech your pants.
klokwkdog: what time is it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:08 AM, on the dot!"
Dexter Fong: What dot is dat
klokwkdog: well, at least he's within 10 minutes...
doctec: catherwood can't confuse me any more than i already am
||||||||| Catherwood confuses doctec any more than i already am.
LiliLament: Catherwood, you can't tell time!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:08 AM"
Hemlock Stones: he got one of those watches from Taiwan too
klokwkdog: LOL, DT!
doctec: and hey, thanks for those pants - i was looking for those!
Rotonoto: catherwood, how many are we?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Rotonoto and queries "Did you want something?"
Honey Sanchez: Catherwood you have been such a gentleman to me this evening, thank you, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood toes Honey Sanchez this evening thank you.
Phil Austin: catherwood, gather wood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Phil Austin
Dexter Fong: Check for your wallet
Hemlock Stones: lol
LiliLament: No, Catherwood, it's midnight on the east coast.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores LiliLament
Phil Austin: and rightly so
Honey Sanchez: hey i never said you could toe me, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood toes Honey Sanchez.
Hemlock Stones: youve upset him now Phil
doctec: that's least coast to californians
LiliLament: Catherwood, you're a prick.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to LiliLament and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
klokwkdog: yes, this coast is on the right
doctec: leastern daynight time
principalpoop: robots rules of order, no fair
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TOR Hershman - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Phil Austin: Lili is much too high class for catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Phil Austin and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Rotonoto: toed away, toed away...
LiliLament: Yes, Catherwood, bite me.
||||||||| Catherwood bites LiliLament.
Phil Austin: fight brewing with Cath
doctec: catherwood, give lili a big hug from doctec
||||||||| Catherwood hands lili a big hug from doctec.
principalpoop: an epidemic of jaundice
Honey Sanchez: lol roto first time i have ever been toe'd by a bot
doctec: well, that's not exactly what i meant
principalpoop: hehe lili hehe oops wrong chat again
Hemlock Stones: catherwood, give Lili a tetanus shot
||||||||| Catherwood brings lili a tetanus shot.
Phil Austin: Where is Merlyn? Is that him behind the curtain?
LiliLament: Thanks, Phil. You can bet that I won't be asking Catherwood to bite me again.
||||||||| Catherwood bites LiliLament again.
Rotonoto: jaundice it is! give him the antidote...
Honey Sanchez: owie
doctec: merlyn is most likely off doing his coding alchemy thing
Hemlock Stones: catherwood, another shot please
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Hemlock Stones and yells "oh, fuck off Hemlock Stones!"
Phil Austin: Catherwood, bite yourself
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Phil Austin and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Dexter Fong: Careful Lili, he's always listening
Phil Austin: The curtain is shaking strangely
doctec: which he does quite well, i must say
klokwkdog: well, folx, it really is midnite on the right coast, and I can just see the oncoming storm breaking in half on either side of my poor abode as it drifts out to sea
Dexter Fong: Victorian sex
Rotonoto: pay no attention...
LiliLament: Catherwood should get a job as a phlebotomist at the VA. I'm already down a quart this month.
||||||||| Catherwood gives a job as a phlebotomist at the va i'm already down a quart this month.
Honey Sanchez giggles do not watch the shaking from behind the curtain
principalpoop: pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
klokwkdog: so I'm going to break away, too. Have a great evening all!
Phil Austin: Catherwood, get Dexter Fong some tacos
||||||||| Catherwood brings dexter fong some tacos.
doctec: catherwood you're making phil unhappy happy
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to doctec and inquires "Would you like something?"
doctec: (hah cath couldn't parse that one)
klokwkdog: goodnight, Catherwood; keep 'em flying!
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to klokwkdog and yells "oh, fuck off klokwkdog!"
doctec: catherwood would like something
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past doctec
Dexter Fong: Muchas Gracias El Senor Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
Phil Austin: unhappy macnam
klokwkdog: bye everyone
||||||||| klokwkdog leaves to catch the 12:13 AM train to Funfun Town.
doctec: yeah, damn pissed macnam is you ask me
Honey Sanchez: bye klok have a great week
doctec: if you ask me
principalpoop: click klok, have a super week
Rotonoto: nite klok..
Dexter Fong: Night Klok
Phil Austin: night, klok
doctec: nite sfk
LiliLament: Au revoir, Klok.
doctec: stephen foster klok
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, would you please show some respect to Phil?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Honey Sanchez and inquires "Did you want me?"
Hemlock Stones: ok its so late its early and getting later here so i better call it a day for now
doctec: catherwood, please show phil some respect
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to doctec and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Phil Austin: no respect, I can't get no respect
Honey Sanchez: heh
doctec: merl's gotta work on that parsing engine a bit...
Dexter Fong: Night HS and thanks for the play
Rotonoto: me too, gotta go finish up a little plumbing job- nite all...
cease: where would rodney d be without that line?
LiliLament: Catherwood, why don't you roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores LiliLament
doctec: (he's prolly working on it now i'd imagine)
principalpoop: cheerio stones, oops chat stalled
doctec: catherwood, give lili a bomber
||||||||| Catherwood brings lili a bomber.
Phil Austin: good night, Stones, another night up all night, eh? Peruvian Cocoa Powder?
Dexter Fong: Roto: OH like giant snake, plumbing the depths
LiliLament: Rolling bombers?
Rotonoto: get your hands off me, I'm a news man, I gotta find out- Reeeeebussssss!
doctec: now that's what i'm talkin' about,...
Honey Sanchez: b-52's
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmmmm
Hemlock Stones: my pleasure Dex goodnight, Doc, Lilli, cease, rotonoto PP , and all
doctec: night hemster
||||||||| Rotonoto rushes off, saying "12:16 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
doctec: keep 'em flying!
Hemlock Stones: have a good week and stay well,
principalpoop: I turn into a pumpkin too, night all
Dexter Fong: Roto: No (poof)ters
Honey Sanchez: good night hemlock my dear
doctec: and a belated good night to roto
LiliLament: Good night, Stones. Get some sleep!
Hemlock Stones: Yes Phill please send some more have run out. good night
Dexter Fong: Night triple P
doctec: looks like we're approaching the "they're dropping like flies" part of the festivities
Honey Sanchez: i shall bid my fare thee wells also nice to see you here Phil thanks for showing up hasta ya'all
Dexter Fong: Doc: I just booted a grounder
doctec: night honey
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves to catch the 12:17 AM train to Elmertown.
Bightrethighrehighre: ....zzzzzzzzzzzzz....psssssssss....pssshhhhhhhh......WHOA-huh....I passed ou....uh....I mean....fell right asleep....
LiliLament: Bzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzt....Boom! Crash!
Dexter Fong: Buenos Noches Honey
doctec: dex: you almost have your euphemisms down - keep working on that
doctec: and remember - it's "reefer", not "roomer" or "reamer"
Dexter Fong: Rhymer
cease: roomer madness? nah
doctec: unless of course we're talking sexual innuendos
LiliLament: Not roofie?
Phil Austin: good night honey, I wish I was in New Mexico
Dexter Fong: or even old Guadalacaca?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....any roofers in the rubber room....??
LiliLament: Phil: Believe it or not, that's another place I've lived.
doctec: lili: that's kid stuff (as it were)
doctec: (stuff for the kids)
Phil Austin: Lil, where in NM?
Dexter Fong: Stuffed kinds, we keep 'em on the mantel
doctec: albert's cookie
Dexter Fong: kids
Dexter Fong: Lili: Area 51?
Phil Austin: Is bightre in Phoenix/
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: do yo still go to Ajo, AZ to camp....?
LiliLament: Phil, Albequerque. My ex and I put our house (where I still live) up for sale, but the housing market was in the toilet at that time. He had just gotten a job at a radio station in Albuquerque, and I tried getting a job a Sandia Labs. Didn't work out.
Phil Austin: big: yes indeed. We nearly bought five acres in Ajo last year. Ajo, the place no one really wants to live.
doctec: lili was in albequerque for a short time
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: yeah: emptee....uh I mean Tempe....
Dexter Fong: Nino says Big is in Tempe...or is it intemperate
doctec: oops sorry
LiliLament: That's Albuquerque.
Bightrethighrehighre: ...right here in the city of.... dry heat, my ASS....
Phil Austin: now I know everything. Tempe, home of the Sun Devils, right?
Dexter Fong: Al bur Qaida
Bightrethighrehighre: yeah, AZ state sun devils....
LiliLament: Arizona I can live without. I was assaulted in Phoenix when I was in the Air Force. Bad memories.
Dexter Fong: Time for me to be towed away folks, night to all, and thanks for the drop in PHil
doctec: nite dex
doctec: sleep well
Phil Austin: There are vast areas of AZ that are assault-free, I believe
||||||||| At 12:24 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
LiliLament: Good night, Dex. Good to talk to you again.
Phil Austin: night dex. Catherwood, give Dexter Fong a good-night peck on the cheek
||||||||| Catherwood brings dexter fong a good-night peck on the cheek.
Bightrethighrehighre: PhiI: yeah, I'm an AZ native and I think the place is great....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....stinkin' desert....yeah....!!
Phil Austin: big: the thing about AZ is that it's really four or five states in one. Up on the Mogollon is so different from the south, the east ain't like the west
doctec: ok, even though it's late i think i'm gonna offer to play a game of scrabble with lili - if she'll let me consume some of the tasty leftovers she brought back from nyc this evening
doctec: whaddya say lili?
LiliLament: Phil, I'm sure you are absolutely correct. And that was a long time ago. But then it was so very redneck, and I know that it is still very conservative. Considering that I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma, one would think that I could deal with that. But instead, I recoil at the mindset.
LiliLament: Gadzooks! Doc is willing to play Scrabble with me! I can't pass this up.
Phil Austin: Lil: You can slide around the whole from N
Bightrethighrehighre: unfortunately, right now there's a nasty fire in big park, (village of oak creek), Sedona, house caught fire earlier today, and now it's at at least 50 acres....
doctec: well, that's my cue - night folks (and thanks for the tip phil :-) )
doctec: see yaz all next week - or something like it
doctec: ttfn ttyl etc
Phil Austin: from Native A. to Native A. and never meet many rednecks. Between the Navajo, Hopi and Tohono O'odham reservations, not to mention the many Apaches, it's a world unto itself
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:29 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
LiliLament: OK, Phil, I think I missed the meaning of that. Could you send me a private message?
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| principalpoop - dead from measles
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Phil Austin: Lil: sorry, trying to type too much. The trick with AZ and NM is to get to know the Indian people. The reservations, particularly the Navajo and Tohono O'odham are huge and filled with liberals
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: what native " A" are you making reference to as your same self....?
LiliLament: Phil, OK, I understand. This is good to know. Now the dilemma is between being near water (like CT) or in the desert, which I found beautiful and fascinating.
cease: got any payote?
Phil Austin: Big: I'm getting way too confusing. Hope it's clear now.
Phil Austin: Lil: Ooooona often says that the Sonora, the southern desert, feels to her as if she's on the bottom of the ocean, breathing freely
LiliLament: You're perfectly clear, Phil.
cease: like spongebob?
Phil Austin: Catherwood give doctec a manly handshake
||||||||| Catherwood gives doctec a manly handshake.
Phil Austin: Catherwood, give Lili a big kiss
||||||||| Catherwood gives lili a big kiss.
Phil Austin: cat: exactly like Spongebob, in a pineapple, under the sea
Phil Austin: Night everyone
||||||||| 12:36 AM -- Phil Austin left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
LiliLament: Phil: I can understand that. One of the most exhilarating feelings is hiking in the desert, where the air is so pure. And then there is the beauty of the desert plants and the thrill of seeing the petroglyphs.
cease: i just met my cousin this week who i knew as a kid in ridgecrest in 60s
cease: i always enjoyed driving out there
Merlyn: he's following himself
cease: nifght phil
LiliLament: Well, guys, Doc is having a bite to eat and we are going to play Scrabble. So it is time for me to bail out, too.
cease: night lili
Bightrethighrehighre: Lili: I'm a volunteer for the AZ state historical archealogical preservation dept....
cease: off we flit
Merlyn: Time to leave it looks like
||||||||| cease is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:38 AM.
Merlyn: goodnight folks
Merlyn: bye bight
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 12:38 AM.
LiliLament: Night, Cat. Big: No shit? That's very cool! Night. Merlyn.
Bightrethighrehighre: ...you monitor archealogical sites, get your outdoors fix....
Bightrethighrehighre: g nite...folks. good gig tonight....
LiliLament: How do you get a job like that? What kind of a degree does it take?
LiliLament: Good night, Big.
||||||||| "Hey LiliLament!" ... LiliLament turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:40 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bightrethighrehighre: LiliLament:...it's just a eight hour orientation at pueblo grande center in Phoenix....
Bightrethighrehighre: and a fou hour field trip....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....here's my hat, what's my hurry....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....what the hell, Dylan left without his hat....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....food was flying everywhere....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....I'm so lonesome ah could cryhhhhh....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....liberal....Native Americans....wow....
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."