A Firesign Chat
06/15/2006




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 15, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled sneaks in around 8:23 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Firebroiled: But aren’t you The True White Brother who’s supposed to come and live with us in peace?
Firebroiled: Maybe, tomorrow..??
||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 8:23 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies alex1327 inside, makes a note of the time (11:44 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| At 11:44 AM, alex1327 vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| alex1327 bounds in at 11:45 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of June 15, 2006 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
||||||||| It's 12:01 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| alex1327 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "3:29 PM and late as usual, it's Funy gamms, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| It's 3:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Funy gamms - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 15, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| "9:14 PM? 9:14 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Hemlock Stones: Hmm its not like me to be early
Hemlock Stones: Twiddles thumbs, decides not to drink poisonouse diet coke and goes for invigoration walk.
||||||||| Honey Sanchez enters at 9:18 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Hemlock Stones: I wonder how i arrived in Hackettstown, New Jersey
||||||||| "9:18 PM? 9:18 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Hemlock Stones: Greetings Merlyn
Honey Sanchez: heh you land up in the strangest places, Hemz, hunny
Merlyn: hello
Honey Sanchez: hola merlyn :)
Merlyn: Nino thinks he knows all, stones
Hemlock Stones: Yes the last thing i remember was someone hit me from behind
Honey Sanchez: oh my gawdess was it rocky rococo?
Hemlock Stones: I know it was Behind it said so on the luggate ticket he dropped
Honey Sanchez: wait nah hes on vacation
Hemlock Stones: luggage
Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmmmmm
Hemlock Stones: Hows tricks Merlyn my good fellow, are you responsible for the stepping down of Bill Gates or is it just good luck ??
Merlyn: the dancing aztecs invented the vacation
Merlyn: I bribed him
Hemlock Stones: So thats where he gets his dosh from !
Honey Sanchez: that works, yup
Merlyn: the bribe of firesign
Honey Sanchez: they also invented the macarena it was lost for centuries, merlyn
Hemlock Stones: was that the one with Boris Karloff
||||||||| "9:23 PM? 9:23 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Merlyn: macarena and cheese
||||||||| klokwkdog departs at 9:23 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmm
||||||||| 9:23 PM: klokwkdog jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Honey Sanchez: hola klok
klokwkdog: hey, Honey
Hemlock Stones: i treid playing the Macarena but i prefer bass guitar or keyboards due to my arthritis
Hemlock Stones: hi Klok
klokwkdog: I take it CNI is currently on autopilot, replaying a "Jimmy Lee and Bambi" tech show
klokwkdog: hey HS
Honey Sanchez: be right back i need my glasses (of booze) brb
Hemlock Stones: i guess so Klok
||||||||| cease sneaks in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Hemlock Stones: Hi cease
klokwkdog lays into a mini-sub, turkey and asagio, and sips at ice tea with the juice of a lime the size of a peach in it
cease: hey
klokwkdog: howdy cat
Merlyn: hey cat
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
cease: lime the size of a peach?
llanwydd: is this the AA support group?
cease: sounds like My kinda lime
Honey Sanchez: hey cease hi llan
cease: any firenews, merl?
klokwkdog: at 50¢ each, it oughta be!
klokwkdog: howdy cat
Hemlock Stones: dont choke on that lime Klok, look at the trouble Bush had with a pretzel
cease: llan
klokwkdog: lemme see if JL or Bambi is in equnet chat
klokwkdog: HS -- we can always send more pretzels
Hemlock Stones: hello llan, i am from AA heres your truss
Honey Sanchez: boy howdee i will chip in for more pretzels
Hemlock Stones: Pretzels, buy buy buy !!!
llanwydd: I'm taping "Rashomon" on TCM. Seen it before. Very good film
Honey Sanchez giggles
cease: great flick
cease: i'm not surte if its my fave kurosawa, but certainly his most influencial
klokwkdog: llan -- it's a rip-off of one of Sergio Leone's 'Dollar' movies with Clint Eastwood
Hemlock Stones: new to me cease, must be one of those foreign films, has it got subtitles in English
llanwydd: yeah it's one of those, stones
klokwkdog: and then Bruce Willis ripped Sergio off again in /Last Man Standing/
||||||||| Outside, the 9:29 PM downtown bus from Louisville pulls away, leaving Bubba's Brain coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: in terms of the flick name becoming a part of the language, its like catch 22 and 1984 were to lit
llanwydd: I think I liked "Seven Samurai" better
Hemlock Stones: Japanese subtitles are a little confusing
||||||||| MayorTweenusNose tiptoes in around 9:30 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Honey Sanchez: hi bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
MayorTweenusNose: Hey! What are they doing with that flagpole?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bubba
cease: i loathed 7 samurai
MayorTweenusNose: Evenin' all...
Hemlock Stones: Greetings Tween
llanwydd: hey tween, hey bub
MayorTweenusNose: Hey Bubba
Honey Sanchez: hi tweeny
Bubba's Brain: Hey HS, HS, Tween, and all
cease: even 1 samura is too many
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 9:31 PM.
klokwkdog: but /Seven Samurai/ was a rip-off of /The Magnificent Seven/ , set in Japan, as was /Battle Beyond the Stars/ , set somewhere in another Galaxy
cease: have sword, will bore
MayorTweenusNose: Howdy, Dex...
llanwydd: howdy dex
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mr. Motion in through the front door at 9:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Honey Sanchez hangs on to her beehive hairdo and greets dex
cease: dex
Mr. Motion: G'day Y'all
cease: mr m
Dexter Fong: Howdy all
MayorTweenusNose: We be a'movin now...
Honey Sanchez: hello mr
llanwydd: no klok, 7 samurai came first
Hemlock Stones: Hi Dex Greetings from the Garden State !
Dexter Fong: What!!:?? No Clem and Bambi tonight?
cease: is it the bees and spiders again, honey?
klokwkdog: llan --- no, I saw Magnificent Seven first
Mr. Motion: Hey Cease
Bubba's Brain: Gettin ready to head off to MO for the Audio Theatre Festival...
llanwydd: aha
Hemlock Stones: dont worry Dex you cant keep a good Clem down
klokwkdog: not so far Dex. howdy. they aren't in Equnet chat, either
Honey Sanchez: its been crickets this week, cease
Dexter Fong: KLok: LLan is right, Seven Samurai was first
cease: maybe they're out tongiht
llanwydd: 7S was 1954, MS was 1960
MayorTweenusNose: He broke the President!
Mr. Motion: What's with Ah Clem and Bambi?
klokwkdog: Dex -- I think I ought to *know* which one I saw first, and it was Magnificent Seven!
Honey Sanchez: lol
llanwydd: I'll take your word, klok
Dexter Fong: Klok: YOu ought to know is correct
Hemlock Stones: I saw it before you did Klok so there !
Dexter Fong: Thought you were saying which was made and released first
klokwkdog: Just like that Kikoman or whatever it is. I saw A Fistful of Dollars long before that. And then Bruce Willis ripped it off for a gangster movie
klokwkdog: you look at the IMDB and all those foreigners fill it up with propaganda. The Russians say they made all those movies first, etc.
Honey Sanchez: kiko and the man i remember that
cease: i used to work for kikkoman owners
cease: they leant the emperor money to kick out the shogun in the meiji restoration
llanwydd: reminds me, I was in a western version of "Taming of the Shrew" long ago
Hemlock Stones: i remember Fistfull of Dollars when it was just a few cents
klokwkdog: Mr. M -- Jimmy Lee and Bambi are AWOL so far tonight
Honey Sanchez: inflation, stones
Hemlock Stones: yes i guess so Honey
Mr. Motion: Klock so I noticed, I need my FST fix!
Hemlock Stones: mind you in those days, rainbows were still monochrome
cease: they must have something better to do
klokwkdog: CNI Radio is running its normal tech fare, currently a re-run of some Sat. episode of "The Jimmy Lee & Bambi Show", which comes on 7-10PM EDT and precedes another block of rare FST offerings at 10PM until
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and principalpoop disembarks at 9:36 PM.
klokwkdog: hey, poop
cease: poop
Dexter Fong: ppp
Hemlock Stones: Hi PP
MayorTweenusNose: Yo P...
principalpoop: evening
Honey Sanchez: hola poop
Mr. Motion: Poop What is reality?
principalpoop: you bet
llanwydd: gavrilo princip
MayorTweenusNose: Reality, what a concept...
Hemlock Stones: Reality you say, i think you have the wrong address
principalpoop: zip file type icon
cease: i thought it was abandoned in bush's america
klokwkdog: Merlyn, can you post a topic for the chat saying that CNI is temporarily not broadcasting FST (duh)
klokwkdog: ?
principalpoop: western taming of the shrew? where was the stinger?
Honey Sanchez: or America's Bush
Honey Sanchez ponders
klokwkdog: I checked equnet.org IRC chat #cni and they'
llanwydd: don't remember. it was back in '98
klokwkdog: re not signed on there, either
principalpoop wonders
Dexter Fong ponders Rosa
Dexter Fong wonders where little Joe is
principalpoop gropes
Mr. Motion: Back to my advertising, keep'em flying http://www.issuesandalibis.org/ Peace Y'all!
MayorTweenusNose: Bush just declared a huge new marine preserve. Must have gone off his meds.
principalpoop wanders
klokwkdog: didn't she work on one of those tour submarines?
Dexter Fong: Peace out MM
||||||||| Mr. Motion departs at 9:40 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: another place to put marines?
cease: sounds typical of bush
klokwkdog: Tween -- they are going to dump shredded documents from the last 6 years there; don't want snoops
principalpoop: I 2nd that motion
llanwydd: someday the hollywood tours will be in submarines
Hemlock Stones: Marine Preserve, is that some kind of wildlife haven ?
Hemlock Stones: or possibly a Jam
Dexter Fong: HS: That's where Cheney can shoot fishermen in a barrel
Honey Sanchez: undoubtedly a jam i would think
klokwkdog: HS -- it's some kind of majority preseve, with an election coming up in Nov. and Hawaii heavily Democratic
llanwydd: san simeon would be spectacular under 100 feet of water
MayorTweenusNose: That's what they told him, cease, which is why he signed the bill ;)
principalpoop: Marine p reserve, clean p for the yourinalysis testing
cease: lol
Honey Sanchez: heh
MayorTweenusNose: Yeah, 140,000 acres or sumething like that Stones. Near Hawaii.
Hemlock Stones: i will try to remember not to P in it PP
klokwkdog: the operative term is _near Hawaii_ folks
principalpoop: the made a signing statement, but he made it in hand language this time, he cross his fingers behind his back while he signed it
Hemlock Stones: sounds good Tweenus
cease: i think i read of it in huffington
principalpoop: he
klokwkdog exits CNI radio for fallingstars.co.kr
principalpoop: I will huufing and puffington and blow down your hausington
Hemlock Stones: Stones turns on BBC world news and takes vallium
MayorTweenusNose: Woould you buy a used fish from this man?
principalpoop: 140,000 acres in the pacific ocean, wow, the ordinary people of america can enjoy that
cease: oh its on the lehrer report now
Bubba's Brain: Oops... had a visitor. Back from the grey.
Dexter Fong: If it was gently used
llanwydd: I don't think I'd buy a used fish from anyone
cease: not unless it was working for scale
Bubba's Brain: The Tom Lehrer report?
Honey Sanchez: lol cease
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bunnyboy inside, makes a note of the time (9:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Hemlock Stones: those Pisceans are everywhere i fear
cease: hey bunny
MayorTweenusNose: Since it's preserved like ANWR, they can try to get drilling rights...
llanwydd: evenin bunn
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny]
MayorTweenusNose: Hey Bun...
Honey Sanchez: lo bunny
Hemlock Stones: Hi again Bunny
Bubba's Brain: Hey Bb.
principalpoop: lo bro
klokwkdog: hey, bunny
Bunnyboy: Right-sided by Bub...again!
cease: you know cartoonist Ben Katchor?
cease: maybe dex knows him. ny guy
Bunnyboy: Oh, well. Guess we can both be out here in the left field margin...
cease: just got his book The Beauty Supply District out of library
principalpoop: tween has got their number
Dexter Fong: Cat: What kind of cartoonist?
llanwydd: absolutely everybody said hi to bunnyboy. He must be a VIP
cease: funniest comic i've read in years. VERY firesonian
Bubba's Brain: Bub... Bun.... what's a third letter bewen friends?
Bunnyboy: Fish? Gemini here. Both barrels, and no fish!
MayorTweenusNose: Werry important wabbit
cease: he was or still is in a bunch of newspapers
cease: nyc based
Bubba's Brain: Only BugMan can come between Bun.
Dexter Fong: Name doesn't sound familiar
cease: imagine if mutt and smutt were a weekly comic
Hemlock Stones: did he write Katchor in the Wry ?
principalpoop proposes constitutional amendment banning 3rd letters between friends, only married people
Bunnyboy: llan: Actually, that's a clever piece of script "someone" wrote, to ellicit response.
llanwydd: mutt and smutt would confuse the average reader
cease: i should post this to a firesign chat site
principalpoop: I am confused
Bubba's Brain: Alphabetically, Dex, alphabetically.
Bunnyboy: I call it "the call".
cease: yahoo or google or whatever it is
Bunnyboy: "lo dere"
llanwydd: clever piece of script? over my head
MayorTweenusNose: Katchor's site looks pretty interestingm cease: http://www.katchor.com/
Bubba's Brain: ( that should have been between "us", BTW)
principalpoop: who said hello dere? the fat guy with funny black hair
klokwkdog: depends on whether my hands are hovering near the keyboard when new character enter; if gripping dinner, maybe not
Bunnyboy: Bub: Bum and Bujesus could too, theoretically.
||||||||| Elayne steals in around 9:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, save me from myself.
||||||||| Catherwood saves Bubba's Brain from myself.
principalpoop: ahh how is your better half bubba?
Elayne: Evenin' all!
principalpoop: hello E
llanwydd: hi elayne
Honey Sanchez: hello elayne
Bunnyboy raises his buckly musket, for "B" defense.
Bubba's Brain: Yep, but that's the only thing I could think of.
Bunnyboy: And don't get me started on Atlas or Acme.
MayorTweenusNose: Hey, E...
klokwkdog: already, we're at Plan B
Merlyn: hi E
Bubba's Brain: Bud, you're right.
principalpoop: plan B already?
Bunnyboy: hi El!
Honey Sanchez: plan b from outer space
cease: hey el
cease: you know ben katchor?
Bubba's Brain: pp - she's good.
Bunnyboy: See, llan? Elayne used another ingenious "call" script.
Elayne: Not to my knowledge, Cat.
Bubba's Brain: She's out having dinner with friends.
Bunnyboy: Elayne: Evenin' all!
Elayne: Call script?
principalpoop: ahh super, ok, you have broken her in, send her over
llanwydd: don't get you at all, bb
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'A Few Minutes With Firesign Theatre'
Bunnyboy: And then, the response.
cease: a nyc cartoonist. i'm reading his The Beauty Supply District graphic "novel" now
principalpoop: jimmy lee and bambi ok?
cease: the morst firesignian comic i've ever encountered
Elayne: Ah, the old call-response. Second time I've fallen for that this month!
Bunnyboy: llan: That's all right.
llanwydd: my favorite cartoonist was kliban
Bubba's Brain: Doc got the new and improved Lodestone shopping cart up and running this week. I'm happy like a little schoolgirl.....
llanwydd: I believe he was nyc as well
Bunnyboy: llan: OK, one last time. You try it. Say "hi everybody" or somesuch.
Hemlock Stones: I was a big fan of Don Martin
principalpoop: klibian? sounds islambist, I accuse you of being a terrorist sympithizer
cease: i hope youlre paying him Lots O Money, bubb
principalpoop: don martin was wonderfullll
Bunnyboy: (sings) Love to eat them little mousies...
Honey Sanchez was a real fan of R. Crumb
llanwydd: ok let's give it a shot. Hi Everybody!
cease: i know a woman in vancouver who looks more like crumb's female characters than anyone should
MayorTweenusNose: Hello, Mr. Llanwydd...
principalpoop: loved his comics, disturbed watching he documentary of his homelife
Honey Sanchez: lol
cease: crumb still drools for the new yorker occasionally
Bubba's Brain: I don't have lots of money, Cat. I wish I did... I would pay him more of it.
Bunnyboy: llan: I have a framed Kliban panel (just one from a book, nothing special) that a friend bequeathed me.
principalpoop: llan, stop pulling on my sleeve, what do you want?
cease: ths is not firesign on cni
Bunnyboy: It shows an old geezer, and the caption is: IT WAS HELL, RECALLS FORMER CHILD.
llanwydd: what the hell is going on?! I'm in the dark
Honey Sanchez: somebody turn on the lights!
Bubba's Brain: Hell Recalls Former Child.
Bunnyboy: It's on one of my studio shelves. I'm looking at it right now.
principalpoop: turn on the light, and we will follow it anywhere
Bubba's Brain: Was he defective?
Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne
llanwydd: you guys are trying to befuddle me, aren't you?
||||||||| New topic: 'No Firesign on CNI tonight'
Elayne: Hey Unca Dex!
Bunnyboy: Honey: No longer a Crumb fan. He still lives, in Paris, if you call that living.
principalpoop: taming of the stew llan?
Elayne: My mission in life is to UNfuddle people.
MayorTweenusNose: You can be fuddled if you like, LL...
Elayne: Just fuddlin' about...
Bunnyboy: Hiya llanwydd!
Bunnyboy: A little late, but you get the idea.
klokwkdog: bubba -- didn't you see /The Omen/ ?
Bunnyboy: Call and response. Sorta like music, innit?
MayorTweenusNose: Just hope everything's cool with Moose & Squirrel
llanwydd: no, I don't get the idea, but I've given up trying
principalpoop: no fuddling? ahh come on, just one little fuddle? please
Bubba's Brain: Hell, June 6, 06. ----- For Immediate Relesase --- Today Satan announced the immediate recall of several former children. A defect in their genes apparently caused them to grow up.....
klokwkdog: Merlyn -- topic didn't stick!
cease: hows it going, el?
||||||||| Boney bounds in at 9:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
klokwkdog: hey, B
Bunnyboy: Aw! The new topic stinks!
MayorTweenusNose: Evenin' Bone
cease: bone
principalpoop: hello boney
Bubba's Brain: The orgiinal, yes, Klok. Nto this new POS.
Honey Sanchez: hello boney
Bunnyboy: lo Boney!
Dexter Fong: Boney you boundder
Bunnyboy: Hey! Shouldn't Boney be to the left of Bubba?
llanwydd: new topic: the pope's karma
Elayne: Hi Boney!
Bubba's Brain: Bb, seems someone suceeded in coming between us.
Bunnyboy: Catherwood! You moved the place settings again!
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bunnyboy and inquires "Something I can help with?"
principalpoop: boneybone, meet bubba'sbrain, bunnyboy and fong
Boney: Hi Honey. Hi Bunnyboy. Hi Dexter. Is it really true that the Radio Free Oz website is defunct?
Bubba's Brain: O before U except when followed by jew.... wait a minute.
Boney: Hi Elayne. Hi Principalpoop.
principalpoop: ahh kachoo
Dexter Fong: Boney: Yes it's true
Bubba's Brain: Oh Bunny Boy, the pipes the pipes are calling....
cease: hookahs are better
Bunnyboy: brb. Spouse arrival.
Dexter Fong: ..the pipes are calling "sit on me"
Merlyn: Yes, www.rfo.net is no longer
MayorTweenusNose: Molly Ivins & Calvin Trillin are on KPFT Houston: http://stream.kpft.org:8000/live
principalpoop: kah kah who kahs?
Boney: I'm looking for a website with content about Peter Bergman to replace RFO on my fan links webpage.
Boney: Hi Merlyn.
cease: it was never even shorter, merl
llanwydd: If this "Hi So and So" is supposed to do something, it's not working on my msntv2
Bubba's Brain: someone has it up for sale....
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog: thanks, Tweeny
llanwydd: at least somebody knows what time it is
Bubba's Brain: Does anybody really care?
Honey Sanchez: thats not the right time ....
klokwkdog: does anybody really know? Catherwood don't know
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to klokwkdog and mumbles "Would you like something?"
llanwydd: about time?
klokwkdog: yes, it's about time
Bubba's Brain: I can't imagine why.
principalpoop: what time is it the chicago? the whole world is watching
klokwkdog: OK folks, any more and we have to pay a royalty...
Bubba's Brain: Ask the transit authority, pp.
principalpoop: i mentioned them, they must pay us for free publicity
Merlyn: hey catherwood, shoot me a Dr. Pepper
||||||||| Catherwood shoots Merlyn a dr pepper.
llanwydd: anybody remember a tv show called "it's about time"? I was just a kid. I think it had something to do with cavemen
MayorTweenusNose: Man, that's an old one, LL.
klokwkdog: IMDB it
principalpoop: imogene coco, too, nope, never heard of it
Bubba's Brain: Vaguely, Il
Merlyn: "It's about time, it's about space, about to friends in a very strange place..."
cease: vaguely
MayorTweenusNose: Early 60's I do believe.
llanwydd: merlyn. shooting dr. pepper? coke not good enough?
Merlyn: two
Hemlock Stones: yes its old the caves were still new
principalpoop: also
klokwkdog: "the president is going to pardon himself before he leaves office"
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
Bubba's Brain: Pardon me...
llanwydd: I'm having a blast from the past
MayorTweenusNose: Ivins is a funny lady.
Bubba's Brain: There's a cure for that, now.
Honey Sanchez: livin the life of riley, eh llan??
Dexter Fong: ;
llanwydd: I HATED william bendix
cease: austin has a great story about "cavemen" on his audio book
llanwydd: he was the lousiest actor on tv
cease: its called Yesteday's News
cease: beautiful tale
Merlyn: you hated william bendix?
Honey Sanchez: i cannot disagree with ya, llan
Hemlock Stones: his washing machines were good though llan
Dexter Fong: Them's the brakes
llanwydd: you actually liked life of riley?
Honey Sanchez: he was hollywood mediocre
klokwkdog: gang pluck
llanwydd: mediocre is the word
klokwkdog: i love this story
Hemlock Stones: probably had plenty of colleagues then Honey
principalpoop: he was super in treasure island
Boney: I haven't been able to find squat representing Peter Bergman on the web.
Elayne: Yikes, I'm fading again... sorry about that...
Merlyn: I liked his bicycles
Boney: I think I'll just remove the URL and leave the RFO link there.
MayorTweenusNose: A heck of a day for the chickens ;)
principalpoop: brakes
klokwkdog: boney -- he's not in IMDB and Wikipedia?
Honey Sanchez: idont think he ever did a guest walk on on the twilight zone
Merlyn: boney, there's some on firesigntheatre.com
llanwydd: yeah about PB, I've noticed that too. There is apparently another Peter Bergman besides him
Bubba's Brain: Soap actor...
Boney: Yes, but I'm not looking for reference data.
Dexter Fong: Peter Bergman an actor
principalpoop: his sister ingrid always got all the attention
Honey Sanchez: gee i just got a call from the B Room :| of course I didn't answer it
llanwydd: I can't stand some of everbody's favorite actors. Rod Steiger is another one I can't stand to watch
principalpoop: I do not ignore calls from that room at my age
Bubba's Brain: Gotta head out. See y'all later.
llanwydd: nite bb
klokwkdog: nite Bubba!
Dexter Fong: Night Bubbaa
principalpoop: twilight zone was super llan
Honey Sanchez: lol poop i can understand why
MayorTweenusNose: Pacifica Radio in Houston... who'd a thunk it..
principalpoop: night married man
Bubba's Brain: Nytol
Boney: What I've got there now is Radio Free Oz, Planet Proctor, Phil Austin's Blog, and George Tirebiter.
cease: make lots of money and pay doc, bub
Elayne: Anyone in NYC (Unca Dex?) interested in seeing my friend Kate's comedy show on Sunday evening? Only $5.
||||||||| "10:10 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bubba's Brain, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
llanwydd: yeah I like TZ. I liked the old Outer Limits better
principalpoop: both were good
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Got out of town company this weekend
Elayne: http://cruellablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/adrenaline-in-new-york.html
MayorTweenusNose: Opposite here, LL. Just a matter of taste, I guess...
Elayne: Bring 'em along, Dex. ;)
Honey Sanchez: yeh me too they always had a nice outlook on aliens (outer limits)
Merlyn: you could try http://firesigntheater.com/bergman/ boney
llanwydd: $5 sounds inviting. but it would cost about $50 to get there.
Elayne: Dex, do you know anything about the venue? It's a place called Rafifi, on 11th Street.
Dexter Fong: E: Nope
Elayne: Only $2 for me, Llan, but a fair bit of walking and changing between bus and subway(s)...
llanwydd: rafifi was a good film
Elayne: But I promised her I'd be there, because we couldn't hook up when I was in London.
Bunnyboy: Jump
Boney: Yeah, that'll have to do. Thnx, Merlyn.
Bunnyboy: Oh, bye Bub!
Elayne: I hope they have seats, but I'm bringing my walking (and leaning-on) stick just in case.
cease: more fun in nyc, el?
Bunnyboy: Proc has some lovely non-FST links in his latest Planet.
principalpoop stiffles a hehe
Elayne: Never enough fun in NYC for me, Cat. I don't get into Manhattan, well, hardly ever any more.
Boney: brb
cease: havent seen the latest. i dont seem to be on his list anymore
Elayne: I miss working there, it's so easy to just hang around the city for an hour or so after work if I want to do something interesting.
Dexter Fong: ok
llanwydd: there's nothing to do in new york city
cease: you get there more often than me, el
Bunnyboy: Hey, El! Peter Parker outted hisself!
MayorTweenusNose: Proc's newsletter is great. I love the links he put on the bottom. Some really fun stuff.
llanwydd: ticonderoga is where the fun is
Elayne: Yes, BBoy, I know.
klokwkdog: back to fallingstars.co.kr pop channel. thanks for the pointer. Tweeny. Greg Palast has a dynamite new book out. There was an excerpt I read somewhere, about "Mission Accomplished" that is sobering
llanwydd: peter parker? that was spiderman wasn't it?
Dexter Fong: still is
cease: yes i msut read that
llanwydd: there's another blast from the past
Elayne: Still is, Llan. In the current Marvel continuity he makes his formerly-secret identity public, but I don't think he retires.
principalpoop: that is dexters alter ego each night
Elayne: I don't much care unless and until Marvel hires Robin for something. :)
Bunnyboy: llan: Yup. In present Marvel continuity, he revealed his secret identity, in accordance with the Superhero Registration Act.
Dexter Fong: PP: Nope , Charlie parker
Bunnyboy: llan: You doing any theatre these days?
Elayne: I really should have included that in my "Ask a Comics Geek" post on my blog.
klokwkdog: is that some kind of political commentary, BB?
principalpoop: blues getar yowzah
Boney: This is another link that I'll be adding to my website, although not on the Firesign page. http://www.savetheinternet.com/blog/
llanwydd: no peter was a spider, charlie was a bird
MayorTweenusNose: Greg Palast is very good, Klok...
Elayne: But I'm not really following Marvel's "Big Event" that much.
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 10:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Elayne: Oh klok, it's usually some sort of political commentary.
principalpoop: ahhh, clem :D
Elayne: That's one of the things that Marvel does a lot.
Hemlock Stones: good to see you clem was kind of worried
Dexter Fong: Hey Clem
cease: its ah
MayorTweenusNose: I enjoy reading his stuff on the Alternet site.
ah,clem: hi all, sorry no CNI tonight, had to build a new dialup server
Elayne: Here's some spit and wire you can use!
Honey Sanchez: hi hi clem
ah,clem: fan died killing power supply
Elayne: And I talked to my uncle and we can use his barn!
MayorTweenusNose: Clem, buddy... Whass happenin?
Elayne: Come on, kids, let's put on that show!
llanwydd: bunn, I was turned down for a role in Midsummer Night's Dream with a company that rarely turns me down
Dexter Fong: Clem: Due to last week's problms?
principalpoop: I asked if you were ok, I was ignored, I cried and cried and stomped my feet, I am better now
llanwydd: I don't know what to think
Elayne: Look at it this way, Llan, at least you won't have to be on the Bottom.
Hemlock Stones: i brought a saxaphone ! Elayne
ah,clem: no, this is all new problem, lol, all fixed now, but I am exausted...
Bunnyboy: Yeah, the "Big Event" that El mentioned is called CIVIL WAR. There are thems that comply with the Act, and thems that don't (i.e. Captain America, Daredevil, etc.).
Elayne: Excellent, Hemlock! We have the sax, now we just need the violins, annnnnd.... Cue Busby Berkley!
MayorTweenusNose: That's a drag, LL...
llanwydd: I actually asked for that role, elayne
principalpoop: ahhh super ah, clem, good job
Elayne: That's the hammy role, Llan. (He does make something of a pig out of himself, doesn't he?)
Elayne: Much harder to play, say, Oberon...
ah,clem: at least we should have JL&Bam show on Sat...and a little fst after that
MayorTweenusNose: Your efforts are always much appreciated, Clem.
Elayne: I used to love reciting Helena's lines, she was such a masochist...
Honey Sanchez: hear hear!!
principalpoop: that they are :D
ah,clem: thank you Mr. Nose
llanwydd: I could have done both, elayne. I memorized most of each character's lines in preparation
Elayne: Speaking of "Let's put on a show," I saw Mickey Rooney playing Bottom in an NJ production of Midsummer Night's Dream.
Hemlock Stones: Oh well Clem, Bill Gates is standing down so its not all bad news
Elayne: My GOD, he hammed it up! It was soooo all about him!
Bunnyboy: El: (in Shrek voice): Thass DONKEY, innit?
llanwydd: was she the one who said, "we were meant to be wooed and not to woo"?
Elayne: He was way too long in the tooth by that time to play Puck.
Elayne: Yes, BBoy, he made quite the ass of himself.
MayorTweenusNose: Think it'll cange anything Stones? He's still chairman of the board.
Bunnyboy: "Oh dainty duck, oh dear!"
ah,clem: ok, well off to cool off a bit, just wated to let ya know what was happening, see ya later...
llanwydd: I loved the 1935 film version
klokwkdog: nite, clem!
MayorTweenusNose: Best to you and Bambi...
Dexter Fong: Night Clem
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "10:21 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Elayne: Bye Clem!
Hemlock Stones: byee Clem
Honey Sanchez: bye clem
Bunnyboy: nite Clem
cease: thanks clem
principalpoop: glad you are ok and you were to get things fixed :D love to bambi damn fat JL
llanwydd: that "fair" again unsay
principalpoop: able
Bunnyboy: I played Lysander, when I had hair. Which was a LONG time ago. 1980, to be exact.
MayorTweenusNose: Klok, you'll be interested in this next bit.
MayorTweenusNose: I came across a really good Frontline episode called "How The Music Died" which can be viewed online at: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/music/view/ It features an interview with David Crosby, and how the record industry has changed over the years. Highly recommended if you're interested in such matters.
principalpoop: is that the villian who kidnapped pickard?
llanwydd: a sweet athenian lady is in love with a disdainful youth
Elayne: I'm probably much more of a Hermia type, but I really don't identify with any of the mortal fools by this point.
MayorTweenusNose: Capt. Pickard of the Enterprise?
Elayne: Well Tweeny, that's 'cause he almost cut his hair, man... happened just the other day...
Dexter Fong: I identify with the immortal fools
Bunnyboy: Cult film fans, rejoice! BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS is back on video!
llanwydd: only matter of time before I do Midsummer
principalpoop: yes, egbert is his first name
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
MayorTweenusNose: Great to see people of that era still goin' at it strong.
llanwydd: egbert was the first king of england
principalpoop: is that a valley of bots or androids or what?
Hemlock Stones: I cut mine in 76 Elayne so i could get in the Punk clubs unnoticed
llanwydd: I don't remember him
Bunnyboy: Did everybody hear the big "huh?" news re: the SWEENEY TODD film project?
principalpoop: oops, not him then
cease: i thjought it was chickenbert
MayorTweenusNose: Which came first? The king or the egbert?
klokwkdog: thanks, Tween
Bunnyboy: SWEENEY will be directed by Tim Burton, and will star...
Bunnyboy: ...Johnny Depp.
||||||||| Mudhead tiptoes in around 10:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Bunnyboy: lo Mud!
MayorTweenusNose: Sounds like quite a combination, Bun...
Elayne: A Tim Burton movie starring Johnny Depp is about as surprising as the sun rising in the east.
principalpoop: turn avant guard llan, no more of the moldy oldy shakes-spear stuff, do something in the nude
MayorTweenusNose: Hey Mud...
llanwydd: hey mudhead. been a while
Hemlock Stones: Hi Mudd
Mudhead: Im BACK Dear Freinds, Im Back in all my glory
Elayne: Hi Mudhead!
principalpoop: hello mud
klokwkdog: didn't egbert write script for "Beyond..."?
Mudhead: and Im hungry
principalpoop: are you worldwide?
Honey Sanchez: hiho mudhead
Mudhead: LETS EAT!
klokwkdog: hey, M
cease: glory, eh?
principalpoop: hehe honey said hiho hehe
Bunnyboy: On the surface, that seems like recasting HIGHWAY PATROL with Christian Slater.
MayorTweenusNose: No FST radio tonight, Mud. Clem's doing server work.
llanwydd: anyone named egbert would have a hard time getting a job these days
Bunnyboy: Or KING LEAR with Conrad Janis.
Mudhead: Tell him to liberate the electrons
principalpoop: wasn't his real name engleburt egbert humpledink?
Bunnyboy: Roger Ebert did indeed write the screenplay for BEYOND.
Mudhead: It'd be harder if his name was Adolf
MayorTweenusNose: Or G.W. ;)
principalpoop: wait what about matzo, oops smallnoff? something like that
Bunnyboy: BEYOND is a silly, fun film. And the music is great!
llanwydd: I wonder how many Osamas have been turned down for employment
Mudhead: Adolf Tirebiter anyone?
Honey Sanchez: never work, mudhead
Dexter Fong: Gibt mir zwei
Bunnyboy: Schickelgruber Otto Supply.
principalpoop: no more beer for dexter
Mudhead: been tryin that my whole life Honey
llanwydd: nur eine tube fur der familie
principalpoop: guten abend, danke, volkswagon, mercedes
Dexter Fong: Diesen tube ist in your familie?
Elayne: Futbol, jah!
Bunnyboy: To be fair, Depp or Pacino could act the hell outta SWEENEY. But...the music?
Elayne: Sorry, been watching too much Nuremburgian World Cup...
llanwydd: nein, hier!
Mudhead: "Workin hard?" they'd ask. Hardly workin Id reply.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies El Diablo Yamamoto into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:31 PM, then departs.
Bunnyboy: I think Depp has played in a band or two, but Sweeney has to sing a wide range of styles.
Bunnyboy: lo Yammie
cease: it's Yammy
principalpoop: speak of the devil....
Dexter Fong: OI! Yam
llanwydd: hey Yam. been a while
Honey Sanchez: hi moto hello diablo
Mudhead: ahh, welcome back incrutable Yammamiotto
MayorTweenusNose: The new album with Emmylou Harris and Mark Knopfler a really great, if you haven't heard it yet.
MayorTweenusNose: Yam man...
Merlyn: Maybe Depp just played the razor
El Diablo Yamamoto: Bizzare, my last chat name came up, yet this is a totally new box...
Mudhead: Whats the title Mayor?
llanwydd: I always thought knopfler was trying to imitate bob dylan
principalpoop: M has control of all of our computers yam
llanwydd: I have an imagination
Mudhead: no, knopfler can play and sing
Merlyn: I control everything
Bunnyboy: "This is my happening, and it freaks me out!"
El Diablo Yamamoto: Oh
Merlyn: even bill's gates
El Diablo Yamamoto: But I just set this one up
Bunnyboy: "I'd like to strap you on, sometime."
principalpoop: that is what you think yam
Dexter Fong: Talk in quotes to me BB
El Diablo Yamamoto: Nino has me in Da Bronx. nly like 100 mi off this time
principalpoop: what do you imagine llan? nothing to live or die for?
MayorTweenusNose: "All The Road Running" is the new collaboration.
Hemlock Stones: wanders off looking for food....
El Diablo Yamamoto: Bills Gates? No windows on this machine
Dexter Fong: Nino doesn't show where you are, he shows where he'd like you to be
Bunnyboy: "Do you know who I am? I'm Charle Foster Kane!"
Merlyn: it keeps track of the name that came from the same IP address, yammy
llanwydd: no, no possessions. and for me that isn't difficult
Honey Sanchez: whispers Rosebud
El Diablo Yamamoto: Oh, no cookies then
principalpoop: you are not the only one
Dexter Fong: ...but there can only be one
principalpoop: maybe 2, on a good day
Bunnyboy: AFI's latest Top 100 list was on last night. Reminded me of all the damn films I still have to see.
principalpoop: 4 when I was younger
Merlyn: nope, no cookies, except for the entrenching tool page: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/tools.html
llanwydd: there are a few I've missed
Mudhead: have to?
principalpoop: many in the top twenty I have not seen
llanwydd: there were a few they left off
principalpoop: I only caught the last hour
||||||||| Elayne is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:37 PM.
llanwydd: they missed "Napoleon" and "Metropolis", my two favorite films
Bunnyboy: Mud: Yes, HAVE to! The little man in my brain says so!
llanwydd: Napoleon is arguably one of the best films ever made
Bunnyboy: "My whole LIFE is 'Have To' !"
principalpoop: steve and don and dick martin
Honey Sanchez wishes she had a "Napoleon" right now, yummmmm
klokwkdog: Bunny -- I have one word for you: "Netflix"
cease: bunny did you know about the air america even in seattle last weeek?
cease: take back democracy or something
Bunnyboy: llan: Didja ever get a chance to see NAPOLEON with it's "side-screen" presentation, from a few years back?
Bunnyboy: Fonebone for Mr. Martin.
cease: heard rachel madow, laura flaunders and sam seder broacasts from there
llanwydd: I saw it on a very large video screen which faithfully reproduced the triple screen effect
MayorTweenusNose: Laura Flanders is cool. Also like Randi Rhodes.
cease: i'm listening to rachel maddows show from this morning now
Bunnyboy: And, while we're free-associating, Dick Martin was (and is) married to Dolly Read, one of the stars of BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS!
Bunnyboy: Coincidence? Maybe...maybe..
cease: most of air america is good. only one i cant listen to is malloy
principalpoop: I did not know that
MayorTweenusNose: That ain't free... that's expensive!
cease: i likle marc maron's show the best, and i guess so does proctor
MayorTweenusNose: Malloy gets a bit preachy.
Bunnyboy: I think they did the full NAPOLEON setup at the Seattle Film Festival, several years ago.
El Diablo Yamamoto: I listen on occasion via XM, it tends to be tedious for me
cease: you know what i'm talking about, bun?
cease: it ouwld have been somehitng i would have come down from vancouver for
cease: if that were doable these days
klokwkdog: wasn't the restored /Napoleon/ a present from Coppola to his dad?
llanwydd: I'm still hoping to see Metropolis on a big screen
klokwkdog: wow, Yam is here! whatta nite
cease: when theyre tlaknig to callers, thats usally boring. but when they ahve interesting guests, its really interestring
llanwydd: those are two of the films that you absolutely have to see on a big screen
klokwkdog: Bambi says she'll be in chat shortly
Bunnyboy: Marc Maron is on Air America? I've heard his name, never heard him, though.
cease: aclu dude is being interviewed now on maddow
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu can see Metropolis this week end, Supe 3 opens
MayorTweenusNose: The Shape Of Things To Come is pretty good for 1936. Raymond Massey.
cease: very funny. child of firesign, kinda
Bunnyboy: klok: Yeah, Coppola's dad scored the restoration.
cease: maron's show isnt broadcast on air america but his show can be heard through their website
cease: he's just local in la now
llanwydd: supe 3? I'll have to look it up on the web
Merlyn: Barry Lynn of Americans United for Separation of Chuch & State is in town, I saw him on Wednesday
Dexter Fong: llan: Not on the web, that's Peter Parker
llanwydd: two others I need to see on a big screen are "2001" and "Yellow Submarine"
principalpoop: I applaud lynn
Bunnyboy: llan: I'm sure you must have the most recent METROPOLIS DVD, the one put out by Kino, and lovingly restored by a German consortium.
cease: i usually listen to the la live broadcast every night. thats how i found proctor on it
Honey Sanchez listens vacuously
Bunnyboy: There are segments of that print that look like they could have been filmed yesterday.
MayorTweenusNose: If you DO like Air America, don't forget to check out The Radio Power Network. Similar: http://pri.kts-af.net/redir/index.pls?esid=dcfba0a075bd3ce6bedccf361b3869dd&url_no=1&client_id=7&uid=68efed4d03ec7e45fd3978262c107180&clicksrc=xml
principalpoop: hehe vacuously hehe
cease: honey are you in new mexico?
llanwydd: don't have a dvd player yet
cease: maron makes a lot of albuquerque refs
Merlyn: Nino is never wrogn!
Honey Sanchez: yes i am, cease
MayorTweenusNose: A Hoover or a Singer, Honey?
Honey Sanchez: well not actually IN albuquerque
Merlyn: llan, not even a PS2?
Boney: I was thinking about replacing RFO.org with a link to Le Show on my FST links webpage.
llanwydd: by the way if you like old silent films you've got to get "The Phantom of the Opera" with the score by Rick Wakeman
cease: yo familiar with marc maron, honey?
Merlyn: Is the spanish-language version El Show?
Bunnyboy: llan: What? You can get 'em free, with a bowl of soup, practically!
llanwydd: sounds corny the first time you hear it but it grows on you
Honey Sanchez: ya
Boney: Harry Shearer is the only crazy guy who was never a crazy guy.
MayorTweenusNose: Wow, LL... didn't know that. Big Rick fan
cease: wast larry saunders from new mexico? maybe arizona
cease: well put, bone
llanwydd: just a matter of time, bb
Mudhead: I dont want anythin growin on me
principalpoop scared by that phantom guy though
Honey Sanchez: i think nm cease at KOB
Honey Sanchez: back in the day
Bunnyboy: llan: I still have to get through the 2 versions (3, if you listen to both scores on one of them) of PHANTOM that I have on my shelf.
principalpoop: do these pants make my ass look big?
Dexter Fong: Yes!!
Honey Sanchez: your ass makes your pants look big, PP
llanwydd: I'm a Chaney collector
principalpoop: good, I sit alot and need a bigger ass
Bunnyboy: That set includes a creaky, rudimentary sound and vocal track, from a 1927 reissue.
Merlyn: I got a pack mule
MayorTweenusNose: Your donkey looks OK to me... Have you fed him recently?
Boney: no, your ass makes the pants look big
Bunnyboy: llan: Good on you! Chaney rocks!
Dexter Fong: I gotta pack, Mule
Honey Sanchez: boney are you really in west covina?
Boney: Honey beat me to the unnecessary insult
Mudhead: Sam made de pants too long
principalpoop: ok ok, that is quite enough talking about my ass, you will give me a big ahhh ass
llanwydd: sounds fantastic, bb. I'm fascinated with the earliest talking pictures
Honey Sanchez: lol boney
El Diablo Yamamoto: Who's scarier Chaney or Cheney?
Bunnyboy: I actually had to hunt the shops for a public domain copy of THE SHOCK.
principalpoop: they both are morphine addicts
llanwydd: haven't seen The Shock yet
Merlyn: the last Busch/Chaney ticket was The Unholy Three in 1929
klokwkdog: Chaney is dead; Cheney is re-animated or something
Bunnyboy: I received THE DICK CHENEY CODE as a gift. It's a cute read.
Boney: Riverside, California, Honey. Not too far from West Covina
llanwydd: as an actor I emulate Chaney
MayorTweenusNose: No contest, Yam. Was that you he and Rove signed the deal with?
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh my gramma lived in west covina
principalpoop: you should channel oliverai
Boney: Have you ever acted with Rob Bartlett, llanwydd?
llanwydd: still haven't visited CA yet
MayorTweenusNose: He has deep, dark secret, Bun?
Bunnyboy: llan: Both versions of THE UNHOLY THREE are going to be in TCM's next Chaney DVD set, the silent, and Chaney's only talkie (and last film).
llanwydd: don't even know him, bone
El Diablo Yamamoto: Me? I may be evil, but am not involved with the low class likes of them
principalpoop: without low class, I would have no class at all
Boney: Rob Bartlett should play Sauncho Panza
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi disembarks at 10:53 PM.
llanwydd: thanks for the heads up bunn, but I don't have a dvd player. I tape movies off tcm or buy discount VHS
MayorTweenusNose: Even the devil wouldn't sign with them lol
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi :)
principalpoop: ahhh bambi mmmmm
Bambi: Hello!!!! Boney Bunnyboy Dexter Fong El Diablo Yamamoto Honey Sanchez klokwkdog llanwydd MayorTweenusNose Merlyn Mudhead principalpoop cease Hemlock Stones
MayorTweenusNose: Hey Deer person. How ya holdin' up?
llanwydd: who is bartlett?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi
Bambi smiles
El Diablo Yamamoto: I got middle management to deal w/republicans, nazis and other lower life forms
Mudhead: wwelcome Bambi
principalpoop: that is so 1900s llan, get hip groovy dude
Honey Sanchez: bartlett isn't he heir to the pear empire?
Bunnyboy: Tween: It's a shorthand, very faithful parody of DA VINCI CODE, except the creepy organization is Skull and Bones, instead of Opus Dei.
Bambi: holding up great now .. Clem is a genius ... just not enough time to get it done in time for FST tonight
MayorTweenusNose: lol Yam
llanwydd: that's a familiar quotation
Mudhead: He's Imus's nemesis and foil?
principalpoop: missed you live, passionate on cni about freedom, applaud
Bambi: thanks :-) glad to be here
Bunnyboy: And if there are any members here....you know what you have to do!
MayorTweenusNose: I'll bet it's funny, Bun.
Bunnyboy folds arms, waits
Boney: Does Imus cause toxic shock syndrome?
Honey Sanchez: yes!
llanwydd: members of what?
Mudhead: Only taken internally
Bambi: had to check my spam before I could get here ... and there was a ton of it just since the hardware failure earlier
Mudhead: I usually shower
Boney: Is Bartlett the innoculation?
Bunnyboy: Tween: It's by Henry Beard, one of the original Harvard Lampoon and National Lampoon editors.
llanwydd: the only radio host I like is art bell
MayorTweenusNose: Don Imus? He might Bone...
llanwydd: used to like dr demento long ago
Boney: the vaccine, as it were?
Bunnyboy: llan: Skull and Bones. No Yalies in the house?
MayorTweenusNose: I'll have to remember it, Bun.
Boney: Anyway, Bartlett is a FST fan and he does appear on Imus... In his face
klokwkdog: hey, Bambi (closing out of equnet)
llanwydd: I'm not exactly ivy league, bunn
cease: ive never heard bell but heard enough abvout him
cease: inspiratio for eykiw i believe
MayorTweenusNose: More poison oak ;)
cease: hey bambi
cease: hows it bambing?
llanwydd: I thought he was, cat, but wikipedia suggests bell came later
Boney: Doctor Demento is the bridge betwixt Spike Jones and Frank Zappa. It's as easy as...
Dexter Fong: Gotta park my car later and uhhh later dear friends
cease: aha
llanwydd: but happy harry is AMAZINGLY like bell
cease: dex
principalpoop: hair rita charlie parker
Bunnyboy: Skull and Bones is a Yale secret society. If the name Skull and Bones is invoked, and any of it's members are present, they must all leave the room.
principalpoop: l
Bunnyboy: Theoretically, at least.
Bambi: it's a bamb'ng well LOL ... not sure what that means exactly ... somehow it sounds ... nevermind lol
Bambi: brb ... need to get something to drink
Mudhead: What? I just came back in
Boney: Someone should mention Skull & Bones at a White House press conference
klokwkdog: lotsa rattle & hum in NYT on Dweezil's tribute tour
principalpoop: I had the same hehe image hehe
llanwydd: there must be a seattle station you could listen to art bell on, cat
Bunnyboy: Garry Trudeau (Yale alum) used to have some wicked fun with Skull and Bones. Duhbya and Kerry are purportedly both members.
klokwkdog: happy park, Dex
cease: i suppose. just doesnt sound like something i'd care to listen to
Boney: Mr President, we've heard a lot about your involvement in Skull & Bones at Yale
cease: back n the late 60s, the firesign theatree were REally into that kinda shit, but then it was the Firesign Theatre
klokwkdog: I thought he was in Thailand or Phillipines or something
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bunnyboy: Bone: That's the last place Wubblyew would be, these days.
cease: bergman got into these long riffs on velikovsky's theories of venus
Boney: Yale is the last place the Dubster should ever be
cease: d cuz it was the great BergVoice, you had to belive every word
Bunnyboy: The Resident is on tour!
Bunnyboy: Next stop: Tiera Del Fuego!
Bambi: ah, back again
klokwkdog: velikovsky was villified, like willhelm reich
llanwydd: unlike happy harry, bell doesn't believe everything his callers talk about. he just treats them nice
principalpoop: wb
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Honey Sanchez: wb bambi
MayorTweenusNose: Noticed Shrub didn't have the Mission Accomplished banner in back of him this time ;)
klokwkdog: he said Venus was 800º and everyone laffed at him. guess what?
Boney: I'd have more respect for the Dubster if he were an honors student at his local city college
Honey Sanchez: velikovsky WAS villified
Bunnyboy: hi agin, Bamber
principalpoop: I liked bush asking the blind guy about wearing sunglasses, that is our president
Bambi: thanks :-)
Boney: Crawford City College
llanwydd: guess what? venus is different temperatures in different seasons
principalpoop: velikovsky is a russian name, it was the cold war...
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a double toasted almond.
llanwydd: on a nice day it gets down to about 600
MayorTweenusNose: That book on Economic Hit Men really shed some light on the Bush family, Cat.
cease: venus was the comet in the old testament, ad nauseum? no thanks
klokwkdog: llan -- velikovsky wasn't too detailed about it; he was into more cosmic details
Mudhead: Get me the right time catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Mudhead the right time.
cease: indeed, tween
klokwkdog: the Halton Arp of his time
Bambi: LOL
cease: everyone should read that book
MayorTweenusNose: That's the same guy who waved to Stevie Wonder, P.
El Diablo Yamamoto: speaking of the Economy...http://www.infoshop.org/inews/article.php?story=20060615103119409
Bunnyboy: Catherwood get a life
||||||||| Catherwood brings a life.
Boney: MIT should give the Dubster an honorary degree in Martian Studies
principalpoop: loool no no oh no lol
klokwkdog: "Worlds in Collision"?
Bunnyboy: What is this, blood?
Bambi: how've you all been this past week?
llanwydd: now mercury is a planet you could cook on. plenty of heat and no poisonous gasses
MayorTweenusNose: Doesn't make ya real proud of what America's done since WWII.
Bunnyboy: The BLOOD is the LIFE!
Hemlock Stones: a good read Klok
Bunnyboy eats a spider
klokwkdog: the other side of Mercury is right cold...
Bambi: nice to see Mudhead and Honey ... missed ya last week or so
principalpoop: ahh gloom and doom, what should I stock up on?
klokwkdog: I've been...fine, Bambi (to a first approximation)
Bambi: Yammy! great to see you too ... been awhile
klokwkdog: signs of life green
klokwkdog: barely
Honey Sanchez: ty bambi :)
El Diablo Yamamoto: yeah
cease: i loved sagan's deconstruction of that
llanwydd: venus is pizza cooking temperature but you wouldn't want to. you'd get an amonia taste
El Diablo Yamamoto: Been busy
Bambi: cool :-)
Bambi: mmmmm, pizza!
Bunnyboy: I better go barb a Q. See ya next week, folks!
Hemlock Stones: and you would be crushed to sauce llan
MayorTweenusNose: Circus circuit...
Bambi: see ya Bunny!
Honey Sanchez: bye bun
Boney: Catherwood get lots of experience to the table.
||||||||| Catherwood gives lots of experience to the table.
klokwkdog: Sagan was cool, but he could be something of a wet blanket
principalpoop: yum bunny hiphop
MayorTweenusNose: Bye, Bun...
El Diablo Yamamoto: laterz
Hemlock Stones: byee Bunny
Bambi: we had my homemade creamy mac and cheese (PA Dutch recipe)
klokwkdog: nite Bunny
principalpoop: carson was fun with sagan on
Honey Sanchez: something of a wet blanket.............. soggy even
MayorTweenusNose: With OS X sauce?
Bambi: lol
cease: inded poop
llanwydd: what kind of cheese do the PA dutch use?
klokwkdog: one more mini-sub to go, turkey and asagio
cease: thats where sagfan got his audience
Boney: Catherwood get a certain something
||||||||| Catherwood gives a certain something.
principalpoop: apples and macaroni and chees, sounds good
cease: thanks to johnny's fondness for astronomy
klokwkdog: llan -- now, we talked about this /last/ time...
Hemlock Stones: but where did he get his accent from Cease ?
klokwkdog: go get some *plain* cheese from Lancaster
llanwydd: I forgot, klok
llanwydd: oh, now I remember
Boney: Catherwood bring
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Boney and inquires "Would you like something?"
cease: upstate new yhork?
||||||||| 11:07 PM -- Bunnyboy left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Honey Sanchez hands llan a bottle of focus factor its free :)
Bambi: yep very true about Johnny ... he made every guest appearance great though ... even ones you wouldn't think you'd like.
Boney: Catherwood get some *plain* cheese from Lancaster
||||||||| Catherwood brings some *plain* cheese from lancaster.
MayorTweenusNose: New York, New Orc, you gotta chooose one....
klokwkdog: no, Lancaster, PA, home of the best-known Amish (and not a few Mennonites) and 50,000 tourist trap places
Bambi: Orca?
llanwydd: there is such a thing as NY cheddar
cease: i loved carson's show. i was fond of paar too
MayorTweenusNose: Killer Snail!
Bambi nods to Cat
cease: carson very consciously copied jack benny
llanwydd: I'm too young to remember parr. except his occasional talk show appearances
klokwkdog: NY State Extra Sharp, aged 180 days or more, one of my faves. Wrinkles your nose, delights your belly, costs $$
principalpoop: I was a little young to appreciate parr, johnny was one of a kind
Boney: Catherwood get some Tillamook extra sharp cheddar
||||||||| Catherwood gives some tillamook extra sharp cheddar.
cease: he used to cry a lot, take his duaghter to africa, and have amazing guests who'd babble away
cease: think jfk announced his candidacy on the show
Bambi: Catherwood get me some hard green sap saga cheese in foil
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi some hard green sap saga cheese in foil.
klokwkdog: yeah, Steve Allen was better
cease: i loved oscar levant
cease: i like steve the person more than steve the tv guy
Bambi: finally! now I can grate some for spaghetti!
cease: i found him annoying on tv
principalpoop: ewww bambi
cease: then i found out about his maother
llanwydd: I had a recording of "Rhapsody in Blue" by levant. I considered it the definitive
cease: pparently the funiest woman in vaudeville, according to that pbs show
MayorTweenusNose: Well folks, time to deflate. Be well and happy, all...
cease: he had to grow up on stage under her wing
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs MayorTweenusNose by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
principalpoop: cool
cease: tween
Bambi: ads wonderful taste to spaghetti ...
klokwkdog: Catherwood, bring Bambi a toasted bagel covered in shredded asagio
||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a toasted bagel covered in shredded asagio.
Honey Sanchez: adios tweenus
principalpoop: night tween
llanwydd: nite, tween
Bambi: where'd Tweeny go??!
cease: levant wrote some great books too
klokwkdog: nite Tweeny
klokwkdog: back to Austin, Bambi
cease: made movies with benchley. how cool was that?
principalpoop: what is your favorite cheese in NM honey
Bambi: sounds good Klok ... don't think I've ever had that
Boney: Catherwood bring Phil Austin
||||||||| Catherwood gives phil austin.
principalpoop: father or the son?
Bambi: night Tweenster!
Mudhead: im afraid its late for me also
klokwkdog: specialty of the local grocery. I thought they'd be awful
Mudhead: I must go
Honey Sanchez: gee some kind of goat cheese queso del goat
klokwkdog: have a good one, Mud
llanwydd: I was surprised to see him in a movie. I had thought he was such a great pianist he wouldn't have to do films but he could act too
principalpoop: the son wrote jaws, the father was hilarious
Mudhead: nite all
Bambi: night Mudhead ... great to see ya
cease: one of my fave comedians. robert benchley
||||||||| "11:12 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Merlyn: you must flea
llanwydd: nite muddy
principalpoop: goat cheese is good on pizza
Honey Sanchez: ya
Merlyn: oscar levant killed himself, you know
cease: pizza is good. period
Hemlock Stones: Honey, do they still do the Blue Moss extra mature cheddar at Roswell ?
principalpoop: yes almost firesigny
llanwydd: I didn't know that merl
Honey Sanchez: mozarella is goat cheese methinks
Bambi: if you have time to stop by Saturday evening for CNI Radio's JimmyLee and Bambi Show (7-10PM ET), it will be followed by FST at 10PM ET
Boney: so did Hunter S. Thompson
principalpoop: oscar the grouch did suicide?
klokwkdog: Honey -- can be
cease: he spent al his aperances and books bitching. i guess he finally agreed with himself
Bambi: hey Stones!
llanwydd: why would such a multitalented man want to do that?
principalpoop: thanks B
Honey Sanchez: yes its delightfully rare, stones
Bambi: http://www.cniradio.com
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi, good to see you, was worried about you and clem earlier
El Diablo Yamamoto: Glows in the dark, I hear
klokwkdog: Honey -- there is a great story about Mozarilla in NY Times. Swiss and Italians
cease: what may be viewed as talent from without maybe torture from within
Hemlock Stones: i heard its so rare they arrest any one who claims to have seen it, Honey
El Diablo Yamamoto: Mozarella, Horror of Milan!
Honey Sanchez: and hovers too depending on the time of month
Boney: Oscar Levant killed himself because he realized that he was a latent hetereosexual
El Diablo Yamamoto: Ah, Lunacy, I see.
Merlyn: Levant: "Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her."
El Diablo Yamamoto: The moon really IS made of Cheese!
llanwydd: that smacks of urban legend, boney
Bambi: we definitely had a hardware failure ... Clem worked very hard to try to get done by FST time ...
Boney: heterosexual
Honey Sanchez: shhhhhhhh
principalpoop: my latency increases when the net is busy
llanwydd: oh, it was a joke
Bambi: he did great though ... it was another tough steak ... well done :-)
Merlyn: oops, I'm wrong, wikipedia says Levant died of a heart attack
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rotonoto in through the front door at 11:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
klokwkdog: Buffalo Milk in Swiss Mozzarella Adds Italian Accent http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/12/world/europe/12swiss.html
principalpoop: reward JL bambi hehe
klokwkdog: hey, Roto!
llanwydd: ha ha ha
cease: he was a hero to my circle in junior high
cease: kennedy era
principalpoop: hi roto
Bambi smiles
Bambi: Hey Roto!
Honey Sanchez: hola roto
Boney: He had a heart attack because he realized that he was a latent heterosexual
cease: hey roto
El Diablo Yamamoto: Buffalos in itally, I'd give a nickle to see that
llanwydd: didn't think he had much reason to commit suicide
klokwkdog: the latent homosexual inside killed him
El Diablo Yamamoto: Boredom or inadequate health insurance
Honey Sanchez: all the above
cease: hows it goin, yammy?
klokwkdog: Yam -- nothing like Water Buffalos in Switzerland!
principalpoop: I thought it was caused by excessively low serotan levels
Boney: But it took its own sweet time doing so
principalpoop: serrotan
principalpoop: serottan
llanwydd: not as many people have heart attacks these days. not that their hearts don't stop
El Diablo Yamamoto: Ice Buffalos, ratherLow speed suicide
klokwkdog: his heart attacked the latent homosexual and it fought back?
Bambi: serotonin?
Merlyn: he have heart attack and fall out of window onto exploding bomb
principalpoop: thanks bambi
principalpoop: yes
Bambi: hey Merlyn ... you are back
klokwkdog: llan -- they still have heart attacks; they just get re-animated. They shoot green stuff into them and they start running again. Like Cheney
llanwydd: It's amazingly easy to take care of your heart these days. for example I've been taking an aspirin a day for many years
Boney: and a notorious hypochondriac, Levant was also in his later life addicted to prescription drugs and was frequently committed to mental hospitals by his wife
Merlyn: I'm back, my back has been bothering me
llanwydd: It works wonders. for real
Hemlock Stones: i take aspirin too llan
klokwkdog: One year, I took 10 asprin a day to make up for all the years I didn't...
Bambi: heard that Merlyn .. hope it gets better soon
Hemlock Stones: lol
principalpoop: I never heard of oscar levant
Boney: Open about his neuroses... The conformist.
Merlyn: about 2000 people in the US manage to overdose on aspirin and die
klokwkdog tries to knock back at least 5 beers a week (running behind this week)
llanwydd: more than one a day might be bad for your stomach
cease: are you doing your oscar levant imimtation, merl?
Boney: Sorry, I was thinking of Oscar Wilde.
klokwkdog: let the stomach fend for itself
principalpoop: I need to get out in the sun, I dropped an asprin on my chest and it looked like a liver spot
Merlyn: I can't play the sabre dance on the piano, cat
Hemlock Stones: paracetamol is even worse llan
cease: he was hilarious and profound on the jack paar show, early 60s
cease: wrote some funny books too
llanwydd: never heard of it, stones
cease: lukcy for the piano, merl
Honey Sanchez sticks to Vicodin and Valium
klokwkdog: about 18 million people in the US manage to overdose on food
principalpoop: ahh ok, thanks, and multi-talented apparently
cease: maddow is tlaking aoubt the new marine park
Honey Sanchez: and verve, baby verve!
Hemlock Stones: its commonly used instead of aspirin for headaches etc but it destroys the kidneys i believe
Bambi: ah, yes...valley of the dolls
llanwydd: that definitely is a problem, klok
principalpoop: a ballpeen hammer calms me and stops pain
Bambi: course they didn't have vicodin then did they?
Honey Sanchez: lol ppp
Hemlock Stones: lets face it though, life is bad for you
klokwkdog: yeah, it is. I need to make my other sub shortly and have some more chips...
Honey Sanchez: no clue, bambi
El Diablo Yamamoto: I'm OD'd on kittens
Bambi: lol Yammy
klokwkdog used to take APCs, which turned out to be especially bad for the kidneys. Empirin was the canonical brand APC
llanwydd: never took kittens
principalpoop: change the litter yam
klokwkdog: sure did a good job on headaches, though
Boney: If you're living in an apartment where pets aren't allowed, you can OD on Elayne's cats at her blog
llanwydd: I swear by excedrin for headaches. but not everyone is the same
llanwydd: better living through chemistry
Bambi: well, ibuprofen is also hard on the kidneys from what I hear ... seems you can't get rid of pain without giving yourself some other life threatening problems...
Hemlock Stones: you are very observant llan
Honey Sanchez: ain't that the truth, bambi
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Otonotor disembarks at 11:24 PM.
Bambi: excedrin works great on headaches for me ... or a couple asperin and a couple ibuprofen lol
klokwkdog: I take or 1 regular aspirin now and wait awhile. If it works, but not enough, I take another. otherwise, I just suffer, as it prolly won't respond
llanwydd: hey roto
Bambi: and a cup of coffee
principalpoop: hello oto
Merlyn: came in the back door?
Honey Sanchez: hi oto
cease: otto the bus driver?
Bambi: hi wb Roto
principalpoop: oops good by otonotor
principalpoop: we are not in bizarro reverse world now
Merlyn: yes we are not
Hemlock Stones: i think i am PP
Boney: Sounds like eton-a-etorw sort of
Bambi: I have been beginning to wonder myself, Stones
cease: only pp is pp
cease: thankfully
Merlyn: P is not Q
principalpoop: no, you are right no
Hemlock Stones: yes Bambi its those movements out of the corner of the eye isnt it ?
Bambi: or M for that matter
klokwkdog: bambi -- yeah, that was the APC thing, aspirin, phenacetin, caffine = Emprin, until they made them change it or take off market
llanwydd: soon as something works for you they take it off the market
Bambi: LOL good one Stones
klokwkdog: water buffalo mozzarilla cheese in flight to bambi, roto FYI
principalpoop: wait, didn't I say that on the other side? Where am I? I better check. Its ok, they're speaking chinese
Bambi: for a tiny look at that corner of the eye: http://www.bambismusings.com
Bambi: yummmmmm
klokwkdog: as long as we aren't speaking chinese
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rotonoto - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies SomeOtherBozo into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 11:30 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: there can't be a more difficult language than chinese
||||||||| SomeOtherBozo leaves at 11:30 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
klokwkdog: I can't find it at the moment, but was wow'ed by palast's new book in excerpt
principalpoop: I hear they drop silverware on the floor to name children, cling clang dong cling
llanwydd: roto died again
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:30 PM and SomeOtherBozo sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: languages are difficult for some, me for example, but easy for others
Hemlock Stones: check out Chines Basic code llan
||||||||| SomeOtherBozo rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's SomeOtherBozo?! It's 11:30 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bambi: hmmmm, some other Bozo ...wonder who that could be ;-)
principalpoop: heyhey, I think we are all bozos on this bus
cease: i grandfather spoke 10 languages
klokwkdog: he builds on the "Mission Accomplished" thing and says 2 days before, Rumsfeld announced withdrawal of US forces from Saudi
cease: many europeans are multilingual
principalpoop: wow cat
llanwydd: that's true, pp. I knew a guy named Splash. He was born on a leaky junk
principalpoop: lol
klokwkdog: and Palast says Osama's website at the time said, in English, what Al Quaeda wanted: US forces out of the holy territory of Saudi
klokwkdog: so very concisely, Bush indeed had mission accomplished to celebrate. But it was Osama's...
Honey Sanchez: .....
Hemlock Stones: in Saudi you get tortured if you happen to be blown up
Honey Sanchez: i heard that, stones! its true
Bambi: good thing you got blown up first then ... less painful to be tortured that way ....
klokwkdog: yeah, HS, I've been reading about those poor British guys who just got told they couldn't sue
Honey Sanchez: that totally sucks, klok
Hemlock Stones: Saudi Arabia, Tony Blair, , Bush, whats the difference ???
||||||||| Catherwood ushers YetAnotherBozo in through the front door at 11:33 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
klokwkdog: usually, it's just about some dippy african diplomat refusing to pay their NYC parking tickets
principalpoop: the death of that al zahwthatquada guy had over 9,000 results for a while in google new, how and why was that story talked about so much?
principalpoop: some bozo yanking our chains
llanwydd: good evening YAB
principalpoop: news
Bambi: sounds like a movie I saw once ... diplomatic immunity was the resounding theme
Hemlock Stones: it sounds like success to war mongers i guess PP
Honey Sanchez: hello yeta
principalpoop: I think so hemlock
klokwkdog: HS -- Saudi Arabia just tortures a few citizens and the occasional foreigner. They don't have a prison camp in a third country full of unknown prisoners treated in an unknown way for crimes that most now say they didn't commit
Boney: Catherwood get some electric anal coitus
||||||||| Catherwood gives some electric anal coitus.
llanwydd: you know why islam is the fastest growing religion don't you? Polygamy
cease: not a lot of countries globalize their felonies
Bambi: Catherwood please get some Jalapena Poppers for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood gives some jalapena poppers for everyone.
Boney: Merlyn, have you heard of the Qbone?
cease: but the us figures anytihg it does is legal, cuz its from the land of freedom
llanwydd: makes me think seriously about the future
cease: hey, you're george bernard shaw
Honey Sanchez: the future is NOW
principalpoop: hot bambi hot, I need something to drink quick
Merlyn: no, just the mbone
Bambi: The US doesn't think that Cat ... just some in power
Boney: The goal of the QBone is to test and deploy scalable QoS mechanisms in the Internet2 environment.
principalpoop: now is already gone, you mean this now, or the now coming up?
Bambi: Catherwood please get a cold brew for Princep
||||||||| Catherwood gives a cold brew for princep.
cease: the us means those actring in its name, with its power, bam
klokwkdog: bambi -- not even them
Hemlock Stones: I tried living in the Now, Honey, but it didnt last long.
cease: our current pm is a bushie
principalpoop: hey might makes right, you got a problem with that?
Merlyn: see you next week, people
cease: would do just as evil, if only he had the powerf
Honey Sanchez: nite merlyn
klokwkdog: nite Merlyn
Merlyn waves
klokwkdog: great chat client!
cease: merl
principalpoop: thanks bambi, ahh quenches
llanwydd: princep is the guy that started WWI isn't he?
klokwkdog: (when's it going Net 2.0 - AJAX?)
principalpoop: get those orcs M and thanks again
Bambi: princep ... yes, I do ... right makes right ... might thinks they make right.
||||||||| Merlyn scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:39 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bambi: you're welcome princep :-)
principalpoop: in sarejavo
klokwkdog: oderint dum metuant
Hemlock Stones: Make Tea Not War !
Bambi: night Merlyn ... take care of that back!
Boney: I didn't have the chance to thank him.
klokwkdog: Typhoo!
El Diablo Yamamoto: Aieee there are two of me!
Hemlock Stones: good night Merlyn
El Diablo Yamamoto: nite
principalpoop: ahhhhheeeeeee
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Otonotor - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: gesundheit ! klok
cease: what have you been up to, yammy?
El Diablo Yamamoto: I'm off too
Boney: the QBone connected to the BackBone
klokwkdog: Catherwood, make me a tall chilled iced Darjeeling with crushed mint!
||||||||| Catherwood gives klokwkdog a tall chilled iced darjeeling with crushed mint.
Bambi: night Yammy!
llanwydd: nite yam
Honey Sanchez: nite moto
Bambi: may I have one of those too Klok?
principalpoop: I dated darjeelings sister, a sweet girl
cease: oh, youre off
klokwkdog: Catherwood, make Bambi a tall chilled iced Darjeeling with crushed mint and a few drops of burbon
||||||||| Catherwood brings bambi a tall chilled iced darjeeling with crushed mint and a few drops of burbon.
Bambi: sounds like a great iced tea ... I think ... or maybe just then mint made it sound like it lol
principalpoop: backbone connected to the tailbone
Bambi: hmmmmmmmm thanks
Boney: oolong
llanwydd: what's too long?
principalpoop: yes ooo a long tailbone
Boney: bang the gone
klokwkdog: Darjeeling is a little delicate to ice; it looks like dishwater to begin with and you can't steep it to get it any darker. But it tastes...divine!
Boney: gonz
Hemlock Stones: just a needle in a haystack, oolong oolong ...
Boney: gong
Dexter Fong: Braack!!
principalpoop: I said no no no no I don't smoke it no more
llanwydd: so what's the point of drinking tea anyway? Caffeine
klokwkdog: oolong is another of my faves and does well iced, thankfully
Bambi: hey Dex!
principalpoop: ahh wb fong
cease: dex
principalpoop: fast tonight little fong who parks car in dark
klokwkdog: llan -- it's a social thing, even with yourself. Coffee is by comparison coarse and brutal
Hemlock Stones: it fills in the embarrasing silences in conversations llan
Dexter Fong: Dear Friends
Boney pats Dexter on the back vigorously
Bambi: I enjoy green tea iced ... I have even taken mint and put it in boiling water and made a 'tea' out of it
||||||||| 11:43 PM: Rotonoto jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dexter Fong coughs violently
cease: just given some mint plants today
cease: will do that soon, bambi
Bambi: we have fresh mint in our yard
Boney: phlegmatic
principalpoop hits dexter in shoulder and shouts your it, no tag backs
Rotonoto: that was painful...
klokwkdog doesn't fool with green tea outside Chinese restaurants, but has a little gunpowder green on hand for visitors
cease: revolving rotos?
Dexter Fong: Oh Rooto, you out of closet and looking good
cease: harder to not grow than to grow
Bambi: wb Roto
Rotonoto: tat tap tap- is this thing on?
principalpoop: mint grows like a weed in the right conditions, careful
Dexter Fong: On wha?
cease: whos that tap tap taping at your back door?
Rotonoto: my browser appears to be hosed in main computer...
Boney: why does this remind me of multiplayer 3D pong?
principalpoop: ouch, turn it down roto
Bambi: ouch! yes, it is Roto!
Bambi smiles
klokwkdog: neat NYT articles about Plaquemines Parish still being devastated and the few residents remaining digging nightshade vine out of their yards and using as a veggie
cease: tlake off, you hosers
Rotonoto: "...he says he can't shout, don't hear you..."
Boney: the pong cube
Boney: oxygon
principalpoop: ahh pong, 25 cents a shot
Rotonoto: painful to wait on 266MHz AMD K6 to boot, absolute rubbish
klokwkdog: only 14,000 people lived there, mostly shrimpers, and Washington decided not to spend $1.6 billion repairing levees on something fronting on the Gulf
principalpoop: we paid for the internet with those quarters
Hemlock Stones: i raise your pong two pings PP
Rotonoto: I was too lazy to go upstairs and get 2,4GHz P4 spare
Hemlock Stones: Rotonoto, here, have one of mine
Rotonoto: OK, I'll split it with the sound man...
principalpoop: I see your pings and say whoohoooo, nice pings stones
cease: laziness is next to goldliness
Bambi: you are giving Roto some rubbish Stones ;-)
Bambi: that was a question actually LOL
Boney: obtuse
klokwkdog is coming to you from nelson-mandela, his spare PC. the jimmy-carter box is in tatters still
llanwydd: I'm growing rubbish in my garden
principalpoop: obtuse?
Hemlock Stones: ssshhh ! Bambi, been trying to get rid of these pings for ages !
Rotonoto: oblate?
klokwkdog: watch out for tracerts, HS
Dexter Fong: Spreroid?
Rotonoto: rotund?
llanwydd: yeah we're up late
klokwkdog: oh, and beware badnasty jump-jump
Dexter Fong: Spheroid?!!
principalpoop: obfusticate?
Bambi: have you all seen the http://del.icio.us/tag/DRMtrainwrecks yet?
Boney: is an oxygon obtuse? How would this affect 3D multiplayer pong?
Hemlock Stones: are they poisonous Klok ?
Rotonoto: mastifuse?
Boney: Multiplayer spheroidal pong
principalpoop: oxygon, that is made with orange peel oil right?
Boney: the inside of a spheroid
llanwydd: king pong
Hemlock Stones: if its rubbish you want this takes some beating .. http://derelictlondon.com/
Dexter Fong: King FOng
Bambi: I am ambivalent about those spheroids ... I think ...
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: pinging, MARCO
Honey Sanchez: lol that is a great site
Hemlock Stones: it dont mean a thing if it aint got that ping
Boney: boop boop boop bleeep boop
Dexter Fong: ponging, POLO
principalpoop: don't be cruel stones
Hemlock Stones: its my little contribution to the british tourist trade
llanwydd: how can you guys joke when yammy just died?
klokwkdog: Hemlock: decide for yourself - http://www.zark.com/pages/az1.html
cease: was there a scroll function on thatr site?
Honey Sanchez laughs
principalpoop swims towards last sound of fong
cease: he dies every night
principalpoop: Pinging, MARCO
Hemlock Stones: i was no where near the place llan i have an alibi
llanwydd: that's true, stones
Boney: anybody got a Mac? iPong rocks
Dexter Fong submerges with his self-contained breather tube and fires a torpedo at poop
principalpoop: damn he must be underwater
principalpoop: Pinging, MARCO
Honey Sanchez: ipong haha
llanwydd: you were in the outer islands with a small theatrical company
Bambi: well, that is something completely different Stones ;-)
principalpoop: ouch, the proctologist will never believe this
klokwkdog: HS -- well, more to the point, maybe the badnasty part: http://www.zark.com/pages/az12.html
Dexter Fong: Naval exercise completed
cease: did you sit on your pipe again?
principalpoop: Pinging, MEDIC
Boney: klok, you're an Arkon Zark fan
principalpoop: you sank my battleship fong
klokwkdog more accurately considers himself a Zeta Fairlight fan, but that's just being too specific...
Bambi: MEDIC! Wow, it feels like Duke Nukem3D!
Hemlock Stones: run away run away
Bambi: or was that Blake Stone
Boney: Pyst
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: i myst that one
principalpoop: duke nukem made me dizzy, I could not play it
Bambi: depends on your computer ... I had more problems with Quake than DN3D
principalpoop: all those things like that, no luck for pp
Dexter Fong: FPS's can have that affect poop
Hemlock Stones: Which Quake do you play Bambi, ???
cease: was myst better thsn pyst?
Bambi: I used to play the original Quake
Dexter Fong: Yes but not as good as fyst
Bambi: haven't played since my computer won't play the new ones :-(
Hemlock Stones: me too now Quake two and three and before these the Dooms too
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Boney: Aw, I've got to clean up my room
cease: i bought pyst just to support firesign porduct
Bambi: the first and second one but it's been quite a while ... second one was too much for my computer at that time ... now I could probably play it, but not the fun network ones...
klokwkdog: OK, folks, I think it's time to fade back into the shadoz
Hemlock Stones: my comp wont play Doom 3 of course it needs the NASA inplant
cease: utg as i never played myst i could hardly appreciate it
Dexter Fong: Boney: You've got your own room?
principalpoop: and take out the trash young man, don't make me remind you again
Bambi: Doom another one I really enjoyed
Boney: I've got to do laundry
principalpoop: click klok
Boney: Water the front yard
Dexter Fong: Night klok, be well
cease: bergman was heavily into gaming, maybe still is
klokwkdog: Enjoyed it tonight; thanks for your cheer, everyone
Hemlock Stones: when i had a bad day dealing with politicians it was a good way of winding down
principalpoop: chores
cease: eat or be eaten, both flick and disc
Bambi: I actually purchased Duke Nukem 3D though and Clem made his own map which is lots of fun to play
klokwkdog: good-night all!
llanwydd: nite klok
cease: klok
Hemlock Stones: see you soon klok have a good week
Bambi: well, actually he modified an existing map
klokwkdog: zip! beep!
Honey Sanchez: g'nite klok
Bambi: night Klok :-)
klokwkdog: /leave
principalpoop: reep reep reep
klokwkdog: darn
klokwkdog: wrong chat
||||||||| At 11:58 PM, klokwkdog hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bambi: there he goes ... after the ice cream truck ;-)
principalpoop: I liked rogue maybe called hack
Dexter Fong: and he took all the chat with him, too
principalpoop: I finished it one time
Dexter Fong: I loved Diablo
llanwydd: wonder if it was the Good Humor man
Bambi: I still play Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure and a few other of the old DOS games too
Boney: Actually, Dexter Fong, I'm AI. I have no moving parts and did not exist in physical space. I'm here to artificially inseminate your brain
Honey Sanchez: it was the nice dreams truck i think
Hemlock Stones: i thinks thats HOneys poison Dex
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| YetAnotherBozo - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: bryers needs a truck, and ben and jerry
Dexter Fong: How's that HS?
Honey Sanchez: yeah diablo was fun
Bambi: I enjoy tile games as well like mahjonng
principalpoop: lots of girls like diablo, I have never even tried it
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Hoeny: Did you play on line?
Bambi: Kyodai Mahjonng is the best
Honey Sanchez: lol ppp
Hemlock Stones: i love games with chain saws and rocket launchers, just call me a romantic
Bambi: haven't had the pleasure of play diablo
principalpoop: what other tiles games are there? mahjong and dominos...
Honey Sanchez: no first on playstation where two could team up
cease: kyodai means sibling in japanese
Honey Sanchez: then on my old win 98
Dexter Fong eviscerates poop with his Kings Sword of Swiftness
Bambi: you'd be surprised princep
Hemlock Stones: Stones, primes his BFG !
principalpoop: ouch again fong
Honey Sanchez snuggles up to stones
llanwydd: I only like games you play to the death. but I usually lose
Honey Sanchez: you ARE a romantic
Bambi: well, there are like 6 different tile type games in Kyodai Mahjonng
Hemlock Stones: do any of them have rocket launchers Bambi ?
Honey Sanchez: mahjonng gives me a whopping headache
Dexter Fong: hmm, bathroom, kitchen, floor, ceiling, wall and uh , I forget
llanwydd: mahjonng sounds like one of those exotic black teas
principalpoop: pool
Dexter Fong: Right, pool tiles
Honey Sanchez: mosaic tile too ppp
Bambi: LOL ... OOOO, gotta get my Shotgun ... rocket launchers in Duke Nukem 3D are cool
Dexter Fong: Seven not six
principalpoop: everybody was mahjong fighting
Bambi: but be careful ... the Devastator is cool too lol
principalpoop: mosaic is cool, and spelled cool
llanwydd: you just reminded me of an unpleasant sound of the 70s pp
Dexter Fong: pronounced kkkkeeeewwwwllll!!!!
Bambi: there are no real people in Duke Nukem 3D so you don't have to feel guilty for hurting anyone LOL
Rotonoto: back to life...
Honey Sanchez: ya dex totallyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bambi: KKKEWLLLLLL
principalpoop: I think violent games are cathartic
Honey Sanchez: beats beating the neighbors
Hemlock Stones: same applies to british government Bambi, be my guest, (hands Bambi primed BFG)
Dexter Fong: I think violence is cathartic
Bambi: and a freeze ray and a chain gun .... I collect the whole set of course to get the big boss at the end
llanwydd: catheters?
principalpoop: if you disagree, I will tear off your arm and beat you with the bloody stump
Bambi: LOL
Rotonoto: went upstairs to call Bozoette- lines all messed up in computer snafu
Dexter Fong: Catheterwood
Bambi: thanks Stones ... will add it to my RPG
Hemlock Stones: hear PP have one of my spare chainsaws
llanwydd: LOL
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
Rotonoto: I think violence is cathodic- or anodic of you reverse polarity
Hemlock Stones: i love it when a plant comes together
Bambi: LOL
principalpoop: no thanks, I prefer my own, it fits my hand perfectly
Hemlock Stones: wiat a minute
llanwydd: I think violence is catholic
Honey Sanchez: it is universal llan
Rotonoto: heh!
Dexter Fong: The Universal soldier is a catholic?
Hemlock Stones: (atttempts to immobilise scrambler )
principalpoop: the pope will get you for saying that llan
Hemlock Stones: Benny, he no like that !
Dexter Fong: Opus Pocus,
Bambi: Duke Nukem 3D was particularly therapeutic when I worked in the corporate world ... let off some pent up hostility in the game and go back and deal with REAL bozos the next day more relaxed
Honey Sanchez: indeed bambi
Honey Sanchez: same with diablo
llanwydd: no I was talking about my sister. I have five sisters named cathy. Cathleen, Catherine, Catholic, Cathode and Catheter
Honey Sanchez: lol llan
Hemlock Stones: in the end i just used to take a chainsaw to the office
principalpoop: like crushing heads with your fingers for the boys in the corridor
Bambi: LOL llanwydd
cease: sounds like a pavillion in hell, llan
principalpoop: chainsaws do inspire respect at the office
Dexter Fong: poop: You a fan of "The Kids in the Hall"?
Hemlock Stones: Question, Why do people take an instant dislike to Tony Blair ?
Rotonoto: and your dog is named Bingo?
Honey Sanchez: uzi's do too
principalpoop: that was a super show
principalpoop: ahh uzi's can jam just when you need them most
Dexter Fong: PP:Yes it was..and chicken girl? or whatever was sooooo strange
Bambi: there was one day Stones ... but I said, it's not worth it ... and just quit. Walked out and never went back. It was the ONLY time I ever quit a job without proper notice in my entire working life. It was also the last time I ever worked for someone else.
Rotonoto: dex- was that the canadian production back about 20 years ago?
Honey Sanchez: sounds like you have some experience with them ppp
Hemlock Stones: Answer... because it saves time !
principalpoop: I can neither confirm or deny that honey
Dexter Fong: Roto: Yeah, not sure it was twenty years ago but a while back, still airing on the comedy channel I believe
Hemlock Stones: i once did that too, Bambi
principalpoop: it is on the comedy channel again? I must find it
Honey Sanchez: heh ppp said deny
Bambi: I will never work for idiots again
Rotonoto: I loved that one, and a lot of soon to be greats were on there
principalpoop: like early snl, some silly among many gems
Hemlock Stones: over here Bambi, you either work for idiots or you dont work
llanwydd: silly is best
Dexter Fong: Roto: But kinda like SCTV, not a lot of them made it to other things
Bambi: you can't work for yourself in the UK?
Rotonoto: poopster- yes 'zactly! was a great preview of SNL, one could say
principalpoop: deny, deknee, delovely honey
Rotonoto: dex, yes, very much like SCTV, which I also adored
Bambi: once the kids were grown, no need to worry about how little I got paid LOL
Honey Sanchez smiles at ppp
Dexter Fong: IMHO SCTV was the absolutely best ever TV sketch comedy show
Honey Sanchez: it was i agree dex
principalpoop: sctv was a little more plot organized, new sketches of ongoing stories, but yes great
Rotonoto: Rick Moranes (sp?), maybe John Candy...
llanwydd: I remember watching SCTV on cable in the early 70s. I liked python better
Rotonoto: Maybe Akroyd?
Dexter Fong: Absolutely amazing continuety and incredible economy, they never threw anything away, always found a use for it
principalpoop: akroyd was snl
cease: pythohn had more concentrated brilliance, sctv more american parody, and often not funny
cease: but both wre capable of gerat heights
llanwydd: I think I remember a skit called The Man Who Would Be King of the Popes
Rotonoto: I'm glad at least a few good careers got launched from those two excellent platforms
principalpoop: yes they did
principalpoop: all three platforms
cease: old mad magagine tv guise, firesign and finally sctv did about as good tv parodeis as tv parodies are gonna be done
Dexter Fong: It would seem sketch comics are so versatile they have a problem moving on to sit coms and movies etc
Rotonoto: for sure Akroyd was snl, but thought maybe I remembered him on one of those earlier ones
cease: more a fireworks show than a rocket launch, roto
Hemlock Stones: I used to enjoy the Mad magazine parodies they should have got onto TV
principalpoop: right, don rickles was hilarious, but hard to find a sitcom that allowed him to be him
cease: its a pity they never did, hem
llanwydd: I used to spend my lunch money on Mad magazine when I was in middle school
Dexter Fong: Well..Rickles was stand up, not sketch comic
cease: i was in elementary school. mad was subversive
Hemlock Stones: i think it made me what i am, whatever that is llan
principalpoop: I feel old looking at the new mad magazine, many unfamilar references
Bambi: Mad magazine was fun to read
principalpoop: funny is funny, they made robin williams an alien so he could be him in a sitcom lol
Rotonoto: Rickles: 'catch and return hand grenades'
cease: one of paul krassner's many contributions
Hemlock Stones: like Private Eye magazine in the UK maybe the best times are behind them
Dexter Fong: PP: RIght, no more SPY vs SPY, now it's Homeland Security agent VS Homeland Security Agent
Rotonoto: (catch and release)
cease: theresd a proctro pirec called catch and release whaling
cease: from the digital diner shows
Rotonoto: there ya go: new olympic event, catch and release hand grenades
principalpoop: lol
cease: i should send them to bambi if bergman is cool with that
Hemlock Stones: Mad mag seems sane compared with the real world now
llanwydd: I think Mad magazine was the first entertainment form I ever had an obsession with. I used to buy them all, including the paperbacks
Dexter Fong: Cat: Bergman is always cool, just send 'em =))
Bambi: cool! if he is would love that!
Hemlock Stones: me too llan
Rotonoto: cat- they would have thought of that, eh? LOL
principalpoop: yes hemlock, reality is strange than fiction
llanwydd: Stones, you're the English guy arent you? They had Mad in England?
Rotonoto: reservations are more discrete than friction
principalpoop: the paperbacks were just reprints, I had all the old issues already from my brother
Dexter Fong: Well, dear friends....see you all next week
Hemlock Stones: Remember the Mad book, Don Martin Drops Thirteen Stories, i laughed till i was in pain
llanwydd: good night, dex
cease: reality, fiction. both strange
principalpoop: night fong, enjoy your company
cease: off you dex
Hemlock Stones: yes Mad was popular in the UK llan
Honey Sanchez: g'nite dex have a good week
Bambi: night Dex!
Bambi: see ya next week
Dexter Fong: Thanks Poop, I enjoyed yours =))
Hemlock Stones: have a good week Dexter
Rotonoto: nite dex...
Bambi: a Few Minutes with Firesign Theatre will be back next week :-)
cease: yeah i gotta go see a dog about a man
Dexter Fong: Thank Grid
Bambi: actually Saturday night too
cease: good to hear bam
principalpoop: wait until you get the bill for the torpedo damage fong
cease: we'd u-d without it
Bambi: have a great night Cat
cease: underdose
llanwydd: nite cat
cease: you too b, c, e, f, uh, d?
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:23 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Hemlock Stones: i know a good lawyer PP well not good but certainly bent
Bambi smiles
principalpoop: oops, my lawyer is in jail, again
Honey Sanchez: mine too im glad he stopped sending me a bill
Hemlock Stones: this 3D monopoly game is very convincing isnt it PP
Bambi: hmmm, that doesn't sound good princep
Boney: I'm out to lunch. Nite.
principalpoop: nothing serious, just a misunderstanding, the owner of the goat is going to send a letter to the judge
Bambi: night Boney
Bambi: have a great week
Hemlock Stones: g'night Boney
llanwydd: nite boney
Honey Sanchez: nite boney enjoy lunch :)
llanwydd: sounds like a late lunch
Rotonoto: nite...
principalpoop: I will go too, all have a super week, night night
Bambi: LOL princep
Boney: I'm surprised no one has taken the name Dr Whiplash
Honey Sanchez: nitey poop c ya next week
Hemlock Stones: we had a Miss Whiplash in London a few years back Boney
Bambi: night princep have a great one
llanwydd: nite pp
Boney looks for that other guy who is also out to lunch.
Hemlock Stones: ran a high class whore house
Bambi: or maybe Professor Plum?
||||||||| Boney leaves at 12:26 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Hemlock Stones: hey, this is where i come to lunch when i am out
llanwydd: in the library with a candlestick?
Bambi: LOL
Bambi: not there again! LOL
Hemlock Stones: llan is doing his Liberace impersonation,
llanwydd: where again? I haven't a clue
Bambi: me either ... no clue a'tol
Hemlock Stones: nowadays i only use the baby grand for skateboarding
llanwydd: no, I was refering to bambi's reference to an old board game
llanwydd: or a bored game
Hemlock Stones: mine was only an oblique reference
Honey Sanchez: bored game thats right i remember it well
Bambi: lol
llanwydd: ah yes the oblique spheroids again
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: well, hate to do it but gotta get some sleep here ... so see ya all next week or saturday hopefully ... I don't know how you stay up so late Stones!
Hemlock Stones: in my case its Hemspheroids, very itchy
llanwydd: I knew fong wouldn't make it out alive
Rotonoto: nite, me going too- gotta repair computer...
Bambi: LOL
llanwydd: good night bambi
Honey Sanchez: niters, bambi
Hemlock Stones: its called power napping i think, Bambi
llanwydd: is it something I said
Rotonoto: stand on yellow rubber line...
llanwydd: everybody's leaving at once
Hemlock Stones: sweet dreams Bambi, see you and clem next week
Rotonoto: please keep your hands to yourself- thank you!
Bambi: night llanwydd, Honey, Stones, princep, Roto ...
Bambi: ah, power napping ... yes that helps alot!
Rotonoto: adios amigos bozotos...
llanwydd: nite bambi see you next week
Hemlock Stones: TTFN
Rotonoto: get your hands off me- I'm a newsman- I gotta find out- Reeeebusssss!!
||||||||| Around 12:32 AM, Rotonoto walks off into the sunset...
Hemlock Stones: Pat Hat has fallen in the hole again i think
llanwydd: we never needed the sun at the center of the earth anyway
Hemlock Stones: do you think he can smell breakfast down there ?
llanwydd: If he can he's not saying
llanwydd: well, I'm not tired but I must take my sleeping pill as usual
Hemlock Stones: well the clock says its half past something or other here too so i better call it a night till next week
Hemlock Stones: Thanks all for the fun
Hemlock Stones: ee you next week, same time same channel
Honey Sanchez: same here i need to stir the crockpot
llanwydd: nite stones!
Honey Sanchez: it has been fun :)
Hemlock Stones: have a Kewwwllllll !! week
Hemlock Stones: i agree Honey
Honey Sanchez: nytol
llanwydd: hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going
Hemlock Stones: i cannot say you must be going llan its up to you
Honey Sanchez: Bambi Hemlock Stones llanwydd principalpoop goodnight
llanwydd: good niggit
Hemlock Stones: good night all
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| principalpoop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: walks off towards Hackettstown Station
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Boney
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
El Diablo Yamamoto
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
klokwkdog
llanwydd
MayorTweenusNose
Merlyn
Mr. Motion
Mudhead
principalpoop
Rotonoto
URL References:
http://cruellablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/adrenaline-in-new-york.html
http://del.icio.us/tag/DRMtrainwrecks
http://derelictlondon.com/
http://firesigntheater.com/bergman/
http://pri.kts-af.net/redir/index.pls?esid=dcfba0a075bd3ce6bedccf361b3869dd&url_no=1&client_id=7&uid=68efed4d03ec7e45fd3978262c107180&clicksrc=xml
http://stream.kpft.org:8000/live
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.cniradio.com
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/tools.html
http://www.infoshop.org/inews/article.php?story=20060615103119409
http://www.issuesandalibis.org/
http://www.katchor.com/
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/12/world/europe/12swiss.html
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/music/view/
www.rfo.net
http://www.savetheinternet.com/blog/
http://www.zark.com/pages/az1.html
http://www.zark.com/pages/az12.html



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Dexter Fong

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Elayne

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Bubba's Brain

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Bightrethighrehighre

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Boney

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llanwydd

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Tween

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Porgie

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"