A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 13, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 7:40 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Firebroiled: . . . so hop in your wife and head in any direction on the freeway of your choice, and we’ll see you in a couple of hours, here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music. Thanks for the insurrection, and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites -- the Magic Bowl movement from Symphony in C Minus by Johann Amadeus Matetsky.
Firebroiled: You could just hum of a tune, Westley....?
||||||||| At 7:41 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| 6:17 PM: Bubba's Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Bubba's Brain: I will try to make it in tonight. But my broadband connection (http://insightbb.com) has been flakey, which is why I've missed the past few weeks.
Bubba's Brain: New blog site for Lodestone: http://lodestonecatalog.com/blog/
Bubba's Brain: Later.
||||||||| "6:20 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bubba's Brain, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'ah,clem', just granted probation at 8:41 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 13, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead disembarks at 9:05 PM.
Mudhead: G'day evryone
Mudhead: Goodness ah'clem
Mudhead: what is on your raddidio
Mudhead: I see Bubba's Brain was in
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: hi mud!
Mudhead: Greetings Merlyn
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Mudhead: Im slicing my viens right now ah, clem, cant you put on somethin funny?
Merlyn: hello
Mudhead: Sheesh
Bambi: Greetings Dear Friends
Mudhead: No, the world is slow
||||||||| 9:10 PM: Hemlock Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Mudhead: The sun isnt going down
Mudhead: The horizons moving up!
Hemlock Stones: Greeetings
Mudhead: Greetings all
Bambi: Greetings right back at 'cha from across the pond
Merlyn: hey stones, bambi
Hemlock Stones: ty Bambi
Mudhead: Someone close the window, I can feel a draft
Hemlock Stones: another radio plug coming your way soon bambi
Bambi: how are you all doing this evening?
Hemlock Stones: Sorry to hear about the blue green algae you got up there Merlyn
Bambi: hey Merlin and Mudhead
Mudhead: Not happy at world conditions
Bambi: thanks Stones much appreciated!
Mudhead: Bush in office still, thats bummin me out
Hemlock Stones: agreed Mud, two wars going on and three more in the wings
Mudhead: But I went to an Ikea today
Bambi: I don't think any one is Mudhead, no matter what political stance one has it's all wrong.
Mudhead: so things cant be all bad
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Hemlock Stones: get me a flat pack new world please Mud
cease: hey
Mudhead: Flashing lights and chrome...all shiny
Bambi: did you get a nice computer chair from there? A friend of ours got a great one there
Bambi: Hey Cat
Merlyn: hey cat
Mudhead: They didnt have any in stock
Mudhead: Its actually a chair for the kitchen
Bambi: we can sit in the waiting room or wait in the sitting room ...
Mudhead: sorta like a tractor seat
cease: you get the piece about air america i sent you, merl?
Bambi: so you couldn't get what you wanted Mudhead?
cease: about people expecting to supply their own sponsors?
Mudhead: one of those tractors haulin the box cars of coke
Merlyn: I don't think I got that, cat
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:16 PM and late as usual, it's ThisPerfectTween, just back from Billville."
ThisPerfectTween: I touched my bracelet to the scanner to enter this chat, and was authorized by UNI. How about you?
ThisPerfectTween: Evenin' all...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:16 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
cease: it was in huffington post. i read it and promptly sent the link to you and doctec
Mudhead: Didja use your decoder ring?
ThisPerfectTween: Hey Dex...
Dexter Fong: Damn trees!
Bambi: Hey Tweeny :-)
cease: some guy complaining about what a poor network it was
cease: hi tween, dex
Bambi: Hey Dex
Bambi Smiles
ThisPerfectTween: Yep, my Simple English Schoolboy's decoder ring.
cease: i got the dvd Left of the Dial a couple weeks ago
Mudhead: Catherwood toast an almond for Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Mudhead
Mudhead: You fool
cease: in the commentary, randi rhodes says it isnt a real network, its just a distributor of "progressive"shows
Bambi: I have a secret decoder ring and you'll never get me to tell it to you ... it's a secret ;-)
Mudhead: whats the secretr?
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, Cat, sir stoned er um Stones...!, Merl, Mudhead, tweeny, Thy Name is Perfection!, and gray boy C;lem
cease: the only show to have a firesign on, marc maron's show, goes off the air tomorrow
Hemlock Stones: Stoned will do Dexter, i belive it comes in bottles in your country
ThisPerfectTween: Damned shame. Air America could use more FST.
Bambi sighs ... that's sad Cat
cease: absolutely, tween
Dexter Fong: Sttones: Don't mention Bottles, please..We didn't know about pre-nups in those days
cease: maron is great on Left of the Dial
cease: has some amazing lines about bush
Dexter Fong: Sttones: Don't mention Bottles, please..We didn't know about pre-nups in those days
Bambi: LOL
cease: randi is also superb on it, but her contempt for franken, micahel moore and others is hard to take
Mudhead: hmm Bush lines of coke bein pulled by tractors
Dexter Fong: I see/hear we're getting Boom.Bust in honor of the appearance of Tornados here in the north-west
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond with a side of real onion rings
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a double toasted almond with a side of real onion rings.
Mudhead: thats what I tried to say Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Mudhead
Dexter Fong: North East Jeeze
ThisPerfectTween: Just got Fahrenheit 911 from the library. Not good for Mr. Bush & his family.
cease: did you read fred's review of this album in his book?
cease: i loved that flick, tween
Bambi: tornados in the north-west and thunderstorms calling for 60 mph winds in the mid-atlantic lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah , kinda still yet to read cover to cover
ThisPerfectTween: No, still don't have Fred's book. But it's on the list...
Mudhead: wont hurt my tractor
Bambi: would prefer Fahrenheit 451 personally to read or watch ....
cease: yes i read it one interview at a time
Dexter Fong: Oh, John>>>Deere!
cease: thats enough
cease: he lads have a lot to say
Mudhead: or drink some 151
cease: i trtied to review it in amazon but some reason my review wasnt published
ThisPerfectTween: Just remember, Bambi... Global Climate Change is only a theory...
cease: will have to try again
cease: this is a great tune
Dexter Fong: Cat: I think I'd prefer Fred to keep the curtain closed =))
cease: lol dex
ThisPerfectTween: 451 was great sci-fi for it's time. Linda... you're fantastic!
Bambi: oh, and of course the sun is dimming too ... don't forget
Mudhead: If its globqal warming, shouldnt I have to use less heating oil?
ThisPerfectTween: Dim out the sun, Manny...
Mudhead: lol
Hemlock Stones: only cos of all the jet contrails Bambi
Dexter Fong: Thank God, other wise FGlobal warning would bve worse
ThisPerfectTween: Unfortunately, it don't work that way. Euro could free like Siberia.
ThisPerfectTween: freeze
Dexter Fong: Freeze!
Mudhead: Just look at it this way, Its Better than a Supernova
ThisPerfectTween: Put down that spray can and turn around...
Dexter Fong: May I take to pre-industrial steps
Dexter Fong: two
ThisPerfectTween: Better than Jeb in 2008, too.
Bambi: right Stones, almost forgot ;-)
Dexter Fong: two
ThisPerfectTween: I rather have a supernova.
ThisPerfectTween: I'd
Mudhead: Catherwood Get Tweeny a supernova
||||||||| Catherwood gets tweeny a supernova.
Dexter Fong: Youlike rock super groups, Tween?
ThisPerfectTween: Anybody want o make predictions about the Fall elections?
Bambi: LOL Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:27 PM, then departs.
Hemlock Stones: they seldom come in twos Tween
ThisPerfectTween: Mmmmmmmmmm...... super-novaaaa
ThisPerfectTween: Hey LL...
Dexter Fong: llan: give Catherwood a dollar
||||||||| Catherwood gives a dollar.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bubba's Brain in through the front door at 9:27 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Hemlock Stones: hi llanwyd
Bambi: supernova might be better than any of the current crop of candidates from any party
ThisPerfectTween: Quit buying menorahs?
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Merlyn: Delay will win
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
ThisPerfectTween: Hey Hoosierman...
Dexter Fong: Hello Brain
Bambi: hi Bubba
cease: bub
llanwydd: it will take more than that, tween
Dexter Fong: Goodbye instincts
ThisPerfectTween: Bite your tongue, Merl.
Bubba's Brain: My broadband is working.... for now.
Bambi: Catherwood give me your two cents worth
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi your two cents worth.
llanwydd: I hate bush more and more every day
cease: bub, do you sell the roller maidens cd?
Dexter Fong: "notices Bambi always gets what she want from Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives from.
Dexter Fong: the heart?
Bubba's Brain: Yes, cat.
Hemlock Stones: Blair is in deep doo doo now llanwyd
cease: i must order a copy from your site
Bambi: LOL
ThisPerfectTween: If he has a chance to do to Virginia what he did to TX, it's going to be open season on mouse & squirrel ;)
llanwydd: I didn't hear about blair.
Bubba's Brain: http://lodestonecatalog.com/cgi-bin/ltmcat.cgi?sku=FSOL201
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You're dial up makes it hard to figur what you'
Dexter Fong: re commenting on
llanwydd: I can't believe bush has condoned the bombing of the airport
Hemlock Stones: Blairs chief paymaster is Lord Levi, and he got arrested yesterday
Mudhead: I dont think I could dislike Bush's presidency any more, but he proves it everyday
llanwydd: that's rotten even for him
Bambi: oh, no ... watch ah,clem pull a rabbit out of his hat if that happens
ThisPerfectTween: Good-sounding CD, but I do miss the original album art, like with Time Flys.
Dexter Fong: Lord Levi, the inventor of Blue Jeans
Mudhead: Id demand bombi the airport
ThisPerfectTween: Amazing what he gets away with, Mud.
cease: i have to listen to rollie maids on cassette!
cease: anything will sound better than that
Hemlock Stones: him and his lawyer would not turn over documents to the cops so they took him downtown as they say in Nick Danger stories
llanwydd: you don't bomb civilian airports
llanwydd: what kind of a creep would speak in favor of it?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Get the CD you cheap bastard =)
Bambi: Dex: it's the 30 second refresh (to make sure we can stream) ... sorry for the confusion ... will try to note context ;-)
Mudhead: Yes, when your hostages are bein flown out
cease: i will, dex
Hemlock Stones: its beginning to look like he was offereing places in the house of lords and other honours to those who had some spare dosh for the Labour party
Mudhead: Noone was hurt at the airport bombing
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Notice your context and concurr
llanwydd: that's shocking, stones
cease: first i had to stock up on hardware. now its software time
cease: books, cds, dvds
cease: actual software
Hemlock Stones: and Blair is about to go on vacation and leave the country in the hands of Prescott or two shags as he is now known
cease: ill upgrade trhe mac
ThisPerfectTween: Got to feed the metal beasties, eh Cat?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Don't forget the Holygrams
llanwydd: just by accident no one was hurt at the airport
cease: prescott bush? i thought he was dead
ThisPerfectTween: What Mac model, Cat?
Bambi: Grandpa's Holygram Dex?
cease: we borrowed money from the rest of the world to attack it
Dexter Fong: Mac & Cheese
cease: barry crimmins on maj report
ThisPerfectTween: It is ironic, Cat.
cease: 2 year old g4 powerbook
ThisPerfectTween: G4's a nice processor.
Dexter Fong: Grandpa's Holygram...A great Bluegrass tune
cease: have to get the new final cut hd as i cant edit my hd footage with the fc i have now
Mudhead: That was no accident llan, that was for real
ThisPerfectTween: G5 (or Intel) would be better, since it's true 64-bit and would take full advantage of Tiger.
Bambi: which reel Mudhead? ;-)
llanwydd: on a lighter note, did anyone see the PBS documentary about Woody Guthrie?
Mudhead: The last reel Bambi, the last one
ThisPerfectTween: Good reason to have a G4. The Velocity Engine for rendering tasks.
Dexter Fong: Reel 4
cease: yes that was splendid
Bambi: can't you answer the question, yes or now?
cease: pbs has lots of goodies these days
ThisPerfectTween: No, LL... I'll have to look for it.
cease: frontline as always. this new series about how art made the world
Bambi: darn missed that one llanwydd ... would have enjoyed seeing that
Hemlock Stones: making tea, brb
cease: indeed, tween
llanwydd: guthrie was quite a personality
Dexter Fong: Bubble Tea, Stones?
Bambi: LOL Mudhead
ThisPerfectTween: I'm really glad they archive their video at the PBS site.
Hemlock Stones: lol Dex, sorry not this time
llanwydd: these english and their tea
ThisPerfectTween: Frontline has dial-up streaming, Bambi.
||||||||| boney steals in around 9:37 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Dining tonight on Thaikranian FOOD
Mudhead: ah, boney
ThisPerfectTween: Yo Bone...
Dexter Fong: Hi Boney
cease: indeed they do
Bambi: green tea, english grey ?
cease: bone
ThisPerfectTween: Whaaaa Dex?
Bambi: hey Boney
ThisPerfectTween: Hot Ukranian food?
boney: Red Buttons? I thought he was dead.
llanwydd: of course I'm just jealous because I can't make it properly
llanwydd: neither can any american, so I hear
Bambi: Frontline has dialup streaming? 56K or less? -- we need less lol
Dexter Fong: Lemon Grass Pirogi
Bubba's Brain: Back from the phone....
Dexter Fong: Less is Moore
Bubba's Brain: Les Moore?
ThisPerfectTween: Might work, might not. Hey, worth a try...
llanwydd: I have an old friend who looks just like woody guthrie and plays folk guitar. I couldn't help thinking of him the whole time
llanwydd: right down to the hairstyle
Dexter Fong: Morehead Less
Bambi: we had homemade chicken fajitas for dinner YUM!
ThisPerfectTween: Frontline video: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/view/
Mudhead: real homemade chickens?
Dexter Fong: Fajitas lead to agitas
Bambi: Moore or Les
ThisPerfectTween: Sounds scrumptous, Bam.
Bambi: not like the girlscout cookies Mudhead ;-)
Bubba's Brain: We were a Neilson family this last week (throught last night). The Guthrie documentary, and the Springsteen thing afterword will get a boost in the ratings.
llanwydd: I had some of that reconstituted pollack fish for supper
Mudhead: those were good Bambi, but I prefer the Brownies
Dexter Fong: We were a Ricky Nelson Family
llanwydd: fish is one of my staples
cease: you are in the terror capital of the world, bub
ThisPerfectTween: Do you get little badges to wear, Bubba?
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:42 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: im sure they'll pay attention
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Mudhead: we dont need no badgers
ThisPerfectTween: Hey Bun...
Dexter Fong: Nanc...er ah Bunny
Bubba's Brain: No, we filled the little book.
Bunnyboy: RIP Red Buttons
||||||||| "9:42 PM? 9:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits in the comfy chair.
cease: bun
Bambi: reconstituted? you were eating military rations?
boney: '06 is a good year for California wildfires. However, wineries are moving to Canada. Those insufferable French Canadiens.
Bambi: hi Bunny
ThisPerfectTween: Yeah... Hoosierland, terror target capital. Who woulda thunk it?
klokwkdog: boom dot bust, one of my faves! ;-)
Dexter Fong: Hey Klok: You should be here by now
Bunnyboy: That's MRS Haber to you, pal!
llanwydd: well not quite
Mudhead: concentrated? Like Quantanamo?
Bambi: Hey Klok
llanwydd: I mean imitation crabmeat
ThisPerfectTween: My clock's starting to work again!
Bunnyboy: Fly off in a plane, drive home on a bus.
cease: klok
llanwydd: or mock lobster or whatever it is
Dexter Fong: My clock could stop a face
cease: isnt it come home?
klokwkdog: i've been listening since before the beginning (sounds of silence)
cease: the big bang? klok?
ThisPerfectTween: Tastes like pork, LL?
cease: your ears must still be ringing
klokwkdog: hi everyone
llanwydd: yeah US Plus makes it
klokwkdog: no bang, just a loud whimper in the distance
Bunnyboy: hiya klok!
llanwydd: they own the idea of fish
klokwkdog: hey bun
cease: us plus makes everything
Bambi: chicken...everything tastes like chicken in the Matrix
cease: badly
ThisPerfectTween: Thanks to US, they're eating Maine pork in Nebraska...
boney: Care for some '06 Chateau Luc Robitaille?
Dexter Fong: Gimme a "W"...gimmee a "H" ...gimmee a "I" .....
Mudhead: homemade chicken?
Bambi: no audio before JL went live Klok?
klokwkdog: having eaten a few MREs in my time, I can safely say that it's not concentrated any more. It's advanced to the Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee level of quality
ThisPerfectTween: Made it in my own lab, Mud...
Dexter Fong: I see Boney appreciates a good Rink Red
llanwydd: reminds me of those outer space sandwiches in 2001. All tastes the same
cease: at least theyre not eating nebraska lobster
klokwkdog: Bambi -- I tried at about 10 til and nada. I checked again at 5 til and no audio
Bunnyboy: Bunnette and I finally watched SAVING PRIVATE RYAN last weekend. Wow.
ThisPerfectTween: Thunderbird.... it's a good week though...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not yet
klokwkdog: checked at 9 and got one song and Clem
Bambi: hmmmm
Bunnyboy: And I'm reading BAND OF BROTHERS. Double Wow.
boney: Red Buttons is or isn't dead.
klokwkdog: it's a fun movie, eh Bun?
Dexter Fong: Clem humme?
Bunnyboy: Schroedinger's Buttons
llanwydd: yes Red died
cease: is that a comic, bun?
ThisPerfectTween: Ryan is more than well made. It make you think a great deal. Not to mention the Omaha beach landing scene.
klokwkdog: The library here has the DVDs of the BoB series.
cease: i od'd on graphic novels. back to print for awhile
llanwydd: now we can give him a dinner
Hemlock Stones: ..
Bambi: I have some red buttons and I can say with confidence that they were never alive
Merlyn: Red Buttons was two kinds of nouns
Dexter Fong: Do you want the Red Box or what's behind the curtain Fred?
cease: i remember him in the 5 pennys
Bunnyboy: klok: Fun isn't the operative word. It's...gritty. But also quite moving.
cease: got any reds, redman?
Bambi: door #3
ThisPerfectTween: One of Hanks' best performances. for sure.
boney: turn me on redmond
boney: redmond redmond
klokwkdog: Well, maybe. But I kinda saw it as an extended episode of Combat! or The Gallant Men
Bunnyboy: cat: Red Buttons was a comedian, and also a damn fine actor. Check out THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON'T THEY?
Dexter Fong: Welcome to Dorr $3, a Continental's Apartment
llanwydd: red's obituary said he was 87
Bunnyboy: brb. Bunnette's on board.
Dexter Fong: Door $3
Dexter Fong: #3
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:49 PM and late as usual, it's \llanwydd, just back from Billville."
cease: my mtoher's age
ThisPerfectTween: A little more realistic don't you think, Klok?
Mudhead: $3 Bills?
cease: bunnette is bored?
boney: '8
cease: she should join us in chat
boney: '87 was a good year for Jimmie Walker Red
llanwydd: that was quite by accident
Dexter Fong: Jimmy Wlaker was a commie?
llanwydd: my landlord is 87. He shows no signs of slowing down
Bambi: so how's Bill doing in Billville llanwydd?
Mudhead: WTF are they shootin at in apartment complexs?
ThisPerfectTween: Jimmy Walker communist Texas Ranger...
Bubba's Brain: Oops... back from downloads.... need to stop multitasking.
ThisPerfectTween: My Mom's 89. Still out and about every day.
Dexter Fong: Mud: It's very complex,,,cannot explain
boney: '08 will be a good year for Chucky Cheese
klokwkdog: Tween -- check The Longest Day for a better portrayal (less bloody, though) of D-Day. Very good
Bambi: Johnny Angel
llanwydd: bill, bambi?
cease: my parents move as little as possible to remain alive
ThisPerfectTween: Seen it at the library. Will do...
boney: No anchovies
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- it's hyper-realistic
||||||||| "9:52 PM? 9:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits on the divan.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Hello Elayne
Mudhead: Hi Elayne
cease: i saw that in a special theatre
Bambi: yes, Catherwood said you were back from Billville llanwydd ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bambi
klokwkdog: hi E!
Merlyn: hey E
ThisPerfectTween: Must be pretty trying, Cat (for all of you) :(
Bubba's Brain: A Divan Diva?
cease: looks like worlds fair pavillion, had vast screeen for those kinda flicks
boney: The women have arrived
Bambi: hi Elayne!
cease: indeed, tween
ThisPerfectTween: Yo E, how ya feeliong?
llanwydd: yeah The Longest Day is pretty exciting
ThisPerfectTween: feeling
Dexter Fong: Jenny Divah, Diva
Elayne: Dunno, Tween, I'm doing okay so far I guess. Goodness knows how long I'll last....
Elayne: I'm just, you know. old.
llanwydd: the chat room is really giving me trouble tonight. anybody else?
cease: hey el!
klokwkdog: I've got that too, Elayne :-(
Mudhead: trouble how?
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Quit posturing...I'm much older as cat will no doubt mention
ThisPerfectTween: Got a few creaking joints myself ;)
klokwkdog: doing fine here, llan
cease: my paretns are old, el. we arent
Mudhead: light those jopints up
Bambi: you are not old Elayne ... just recouping
Mudhead: pass em along
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
cease: ossman turns 70 this year and i'm sure he still thinks of himself as young
klokwkdog: yeah, Elayne, think of it as beginning the second third of your life...
Elayne: Very true, Cat and Unca Dex. But y'all don't FEEL as old as I do, and that makes all the difference.
ThisPerfectTween: I _knew_ that was going to happen lol
Elayne: Inside my head I'm 23, I'm tan, I'm handsome. Outside, not so much.
boney: Does it seem like they're ganging up on you, llanwydd? Really, the Chat Room is nothing but a pack of cards.
cease: indeed, el
ThisPerfectTween: lol E
cease: lol, el
Merlyn: Catherwood, bring me some toilet-raised schnook
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn some toilet-raised schnook.
Elayne: Outside, I'm like a steel box.
klokwkdog: ;-)
Elayne: I think it's 'cause Friday the 13th done fell on a Thursday this month (thanks Churchy...)
ThisPerfectTween: Rust-resistant?
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- while at library, look for a copy of God Is My Co-Pilot by Robert Scott
Bubba's Brain: ...
cease: i thoguht that was lindberg's book
klokwkdog: ...or just look up The American Volunteer Group in Wikipedia
ThisPerfectTween: I've heard of the movie. Who's the star?
Bambi: yes, one would hope that would be a stainless steel box ;-)
llanwydd: supposed to have really nice weather here tomorrow. I'll probably go swimming
klokwkdog: not likely, Cat
Elayne: For anyone else following the post-World Cup controversy: http://mougouille.free.fr/zidane.swf
klokwkdog: watch out for the ginks, llan
Hemlock Stones: back again
ThisPerfectTween: Off the porch, LL?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem
boney notices that Bubba's Brain is thinking "..."
Elayne: Not as elaborate as Brian's games, but I found it amusing...
cease: just a little argument with my co-pilot
llanwydd: no trouble with ginks around here. just zebra mussels
cease: hows the biking, el?
llanwydd: no, tween. I'm going to have to drive about 40 miles
klokwkdog: Tween -- they keep trying to make this into a movie: They Fought Alone, which is a ROFL account of the Resistance in The Phillipines
Elayne: Didn't do any tonight, Cat. Trying to do one day on and one day off.
Elayne: It's really not that big a deal, only 10 minutes! And I still can't walk more than a half a block without excruciating pain.
cease: yes thats what i do with circuit training
ThisPerfectTween: What Teddy Roosevelt did in the Phillipines is sickening.
klokwkdog: I sure hope they do the boat the guy with the sawmill made, like a giant Viking longboat with worn-out saw blades along the sides, like shields. Dang thing shot down a Japanese bomber
cease: supposed to take a day to recover
Elayne: I'm not training, though. I'm just trying to stay alive and get out of pain at this point.
ThisPerfectTween: This sounds fast...
Dexter Fong: llan: Clem
Elayne: Which reminds me, I forgot to take my BP. Be right back.
Dexter Fong: playing Roller maidens
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| \llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: brb
Bubba's Brain is trying not to go gray... Bubbas' Brain should try "Just For Men"
cease: yes, circuit trainiing isnt training. its just weights and stuff
llanwydd: what were you saying dex?
ThisPerfectTween: You take good care of the bod, E...
Bubba's Brain: That's why he's thinking in elipses....
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- he did the same things in Cuba as in Phillipines and pretty much deferred to the wishes of the well-off classes
Dexter Fong is using just for Butch Guys
cease: i wish my house would take some of that, bub
Hemlock Stones: have you been on the helium again clem ?
ah,clem: only half fast Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: whole house is gray. looks like battleship
Dexter Fong: llan: Clem is now playing Roller maidens
ThisPerfectTween: Very racial, Klok.
Bambi: most any time another country involves themselves in the workings of another country, it's nearly always bad news for that country ... even if it starts out with good intentions ... greed always seems to get in the way in the end.
klokwkdog: What I learned from Theodore Rex was that he darn near got us in a war with Germany and got a Nobel for helping end the Russo-Japanese war
cease: i should read that, klok
llanwydd: wish I could hear it dex
cease: just started pillar of fire this aft
ThisPerfectTween: We have this habit of installing leaders in other countries who have absolutely no regard for so-called "American Values".
cease: voluem 2 of the king trilogy
llanwydd: can't get CNI with my system
Dexter Fong: llan: Kinda thought you couldn
ThisPerfectTween: Surely, LL...
Bubba's Brain: Anyone know how to change a Honda Passport driver's side tail light? The other one is easy to get to, but on the driver's side the panel is behind the hinge for the back door.
ah,clem: oh well, I tried, Lan
Dexter Fong: tget CNI and chat too
cease: yes i have to send you lihnk about that, tween
ThisPerfectTween: No clue, Bubba.
Elayne: Bah. 131 over 74. I've had better.
cease: a new book on the line of hitman only more hjistorical
klokwkdog: Dex -- llanwydd uses whatever WebTV is called now, via dial-up
Bubba's Brain: Was googling about it... but can only come up with links to buy the parts... not the instructions.
Hemlock Stones: maybe one of us could send it you on Skype llanwyd
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- he doesn't have the bandwidth
ah,clem: that's not bad E
ThisPerfectTween: Economic Hitman was extremely informative, Cat. Thanks for the rcommendation. Have you read "The Sorrows of Empire"? Along the same lines and also a great read.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Yeah...not ezzactly cutting edge...not that there's anything wrong with that, llan
llanwydd: I have the so-called "upgrade" to webtv called msntv2
Hemlock Stones: ok thanks for that, sorry llan
cease: no but i know the name, tween
Elayne: I dunno Jim, I've had a lot better. I want the systolic below 120.
llanwydd: actually I find it quite inferior to webtv but webtv is hard to find these days
Elayne: Interestingly, the bike seems to lower the diastolic but not the systolic...
klokwkdog: Rotonoto has a tough time hearing CNI and getting chat, too, and he has regular computer and dial-up
Bambi: have you googled "instructions Honda Passport replace taillight" (sans quotes) or tutorial in place of instructions?
Dexter Fong: llan: Upgrade means traveling uphill which is harder
ThisPerfectTween: Chalmers Johnson. Worth seeing if your library has it.
llanwydd: LOL dex
ah,clem: I have not seen 120 for many years..
llanwydd: I always prefer to park on an upgrade
Bubba's Brain: yes, and several other variations
cease: i know his name. i must have read something by him
Dexter Fong: clem: 120? get a faster car
Elayne: Well Jim, I'm on meds specifically to lower it.
Elayne: Before the meds it was easily 140-160...
ThisPerfectTween: Just finished watching Tucker again. Man was that a cool car.
Elayne: So when it's not down where I think it should be I get frustrated at the meds not working as well.
ah,clem: stream and chat should work, if you don't refresh too often
klokwkdog: I was 180/110 four years ago
Elayne: Never mind that it could be all the soy sauce I had with tonight's all-you-can-eat sushi dinner...
cease: you have to be careful with that stuff, el
ah,clem: well, get well soon, E!
ThisPerfectTween: In case you didn't know E, MSG wouldn't be of much help either.
llanwydd: you folks talking about blood pressure
Elayne: As long as I don't wind up in the hospital again, Jim, I'll be happy.
Elayne: Yes llan.
Elayne: I'm on the lowest doses of all three meds, so my situation isn't that bad yet, but the bike and (eventually) other exercise is supposed to help prevent it from getting worse.
llanwydd: I've never had much trouble with that but I had blood work recently and learned that my cholestrol is elevated
ThisPerfectTween: What's your favorite sushi, E?
Dexter Fong: Fish I betcha?
Elayne: Tween, I'd say it has to be unagi, although hamachi is probably a close second. But we should stop there, we'll make Cat sick. :)
Elayne remembers that Cat doesn't like sushi at ALL.
Dexter Fong: Cat prefers fresh Koi
cease: indeed el
ThisPerfectTween: Cat not a sushi fan? Can't be!
llanwydd: fugu seems fascinating. I don't think I'd try it though
Elayne: I still cannot imagine how he could have lived in Japan all those years and not be into it...
cease: i only eat cooked fish
cease: had some amazing smoked tuna yesterday, made locally
Elayne: My ex-husband Steve had fugu once, while I watched. (We decided only one of us would eat it Just In Case.) He still talks about the experience!
Dexter Fong considers sushi overrated....and is always hungry after a meal of suchi...which is when the waller gets empty
ThisPerfectTween: I've heard some business about parasites in the past, but I don't know if it's still a problem.
Elayne: I can't have smoked ANYthing any more (at least I'm not supposed to)... stuff's loaded with sodium.
Bubba's Brain: Been working on the LT site -- got some new pages up. http://lodestonecatalog.com/blog/, http://lodestonecatalog.com/banners.html
llanwydd: a lot of japanese like fugu but it must be like playing russian roulette
ThisPerfectTween: There's a warning out not to eat imported tuna, only US. High mercury levels.
Elayne: That's one reason I like my local AYCE place, Unca Dex. Very good, very fresh, and only $25 for everything, including maki and appetizers!
Bubba's Brain: http://lodestonecatalog.com/banners.html
Dexter Fong: llan: not Russian but japanese Roulette
Elayne: Oh, like US tuna doesn't have high mercury levels. :)
llanwydd: right dex
Bubba's Brain: http://lodestonecatalog.com/banners.html
ThisPerfectTween: Austin looks positively evil lol
Bubba's Brain: whazzup with dat? I've entered the same url twice, and it doesn't show up.
Mudhead: US authorizes all non-essentials to leave Beirut
ThisPerfectTween: The advisory was probably from US corps, E, the way this government works.
ThisPerfectTween: I'm getting the URL here in Firefox/Mac Bubba.
llanwydd: that sounds scary, mudhead
Bubba's Brain: http://lodestonecatalog.com/banners.html
Bubba's Brain: the banners one?
Merlyn: it works fine BB, stop spamming
ThisPerfectTween: Isreal is probably going to give them quite a pounding. Where the heck does it stop?
ThisPerfectTween: Yep, Bubba.
Bubba's Brain: Not showing here for some reason.
ThisPerfectTween: lol Merl
Bubba's Brain: the blog one showed, but not banners
llanwydd: what are future generations going to think of us when the world is in ruins?
Hemlock Stones: my conspiracy friend reckons its all a ploy so that we can give Iran a hammering
ThisPerfectTween: Collapse of an empire, LL.
cease: this will not be remembered as a golden age of anything
llanwydd: and then they look in the encyclopedia and see an american president with the facial expression of a chimpanzee
Mudhead: Cairos gonna heat up
Hemlock Stones: thats unfair to Chimps llan
Bubba's Brain: Not seeing it in MSIE or Netscape 8.0 (in "display like firefox" mode)
ThisPerfectTween: Could be, Stones. Bush has an itchy finger, although the Generals apparently are saying that they don't know what the hell they're supposed to be going after.
ThisPerfectTween: Not to mention the carnage in Mumbai.
Bubba's Brain: I was having the same problem looking at a link on my blog.
ThisPerfectTween: lol Stones
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Am seeing the whole site on Netscape 7.1 (or whatever the F i have)
Hemlock Stones: Israel still hasnt forgot it had to leave Lebanon in a hurry so maybe they also just want to settle an old score, they seem to have long memories and cant either forgive or forget
ThisPerfectTween: Jackyls and Chimps should sue for trandmark infringement.
Mudhead: I dont think Hezbollah or Hamas have let them forget
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:19 PM and late as usual, it's princepoop, just back from Funfun Town."
Hemlock Stones: lol, Tween
ThisPerfectTween: Yo P...
Dexter Fong: El Poopster
Elayne: Hey Prinpoop!
princepoop: eveening
Bambi: hi princep
ThisPerfectTween: Israel is probably putting themselves in a better bargaining position.
princepoop: hola, cheerio, wheaties
llanwydd: why punish lebanon for the actions of hezbollah?
Dexter Fong: eveening? You planer
Hemlock Stones: fiar point Mudhead but they now seem to confuse both Hezbollah and Hamaz with sovereign nations which neither are
ThisPerfectTween: Why punish Iraq for Afghanistan (or Pakistan, if you prefer)?
princepoop: no war talk and no talk of war, someone let loose the dogs of war? woof
Dexter Fong: llan: A substantial portion of their government is Hezbolla
Mudhead: cuz the labanese cant control hezbollah?
princepoop: poser
llanwydd: like I say, history is not going to look favorably at bush no matter how many supporters he has now
ThisPerfectTween: Their labs can't control them.
Mudhead: i agree, even recent history
princepoop: the lebenese make good hash, hard to believe they were able to organize an attack,
klokwkdog: I think the kidnap thing may have been an attempt to change the focus and now we have more things to worrry about than Iran
ThisPerfectTween: Not just Bush, LL. All of US...
Dexter Fong: llan: Kinda like both India and Pakistan pretend they don't have some kind of control in Kashmir
llanwydd: certainly no excuse, dex
klokwkdog: but they are probably going to bomb Iran in Sept-Oct. timeframe, in preparation for the elections here
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:22 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs boney by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Ilan: Excuse? Hey this is real polotic, not student government
cease: an october not to surprise
Hemlock Stones: PP the good hash comes from Morrocco nowadays, Lebanon quality took a dive when the civil war ended
ThisPerfectTween: We don't have the excuse just yet, Klok. May they'll find some Nigerian yellowcake ;)
Bambi: If anyone thinks that anyone truly has looked favorably on the US since the Vietnam fiasco (all sides on that), they are deluding themselves.
Bambi: OMHO
princepoop: oops, that is why they are angry, hezbollahurts
Bambi: IMHO
Mudhead: Nigerian yellowcake hashish?
princepoop: bingo ohio
cease: lol tween
Dexter Fong: Tween: I'll trade you 5 Kilos of Panama Red for a Kilo of Nigerian Yellow
Bubba's Brain: Something's funky going on... even my page source comes out as Bubba's Brain:
(should have link in there too).
klokwkdog: Poop -- Hezbollah are Shia and they got the short end fo the stick after WWI partition. France wanted Lebanon separate for the Phalangists
cease: does the cake have a quaran in it?
ThisPerfectTween: I believe Carter was seen in a pretty good light for his humanitarian efforts, Bambi. Clinton to a lesser extent.
cease: clinton has a long way to go
klokwkdog: They set up the legislature between Christians and Arabs and managed to exclude the then much-smaller Shia
ThisPerfectTween: Deal Dex. I'll be expecting the delivery from the Free Mexican Airforce any day now...
Bambi: could even go back as far as Korean War on that one but Vietnam made more headlines
princepoop: have a sunni day, why can't they be friends like christians, ireland is almost peaceful after 600 years
llanwydd: I lived in southern new england during the previous lebanese crisis and the local lebanese americans were taking some real persecution
ThisPerfectTween: A quaran and a hacksaw, cat.
klokwkdog: but being poor and downtrodden has an effect on birthrate, and once they gained in population, they weren't given any power
Dexter Fong: Tween: Flying low over th border, picking up wetbacks and dropping dried hemp
llanwydd: some "zealots" forgot that the lebanese americans were catholic and not muslim
Bubba's Brain: Oops... meant that last post to look like html.
ThisPerfectTween: Sounds like a plan lol
Merlyn: Can people test this new Ossman bit? --> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/bvhtml/church/barnwarn1.html
princepoop: invasion and occupation to ensure security does not do that
Hemlock Stones: TRuth is that without outside help Israel is simply not a sustainable economy, depends on the outside for even its water
ThisPerfectTween: Sure, the Christian Phalangists..
llanwydd: there is no dichotomy between christians and arabs, klok. there are arab christians
Bambi: we haven't had a good president since at least the 60s and even then it may have been due to positive press and support for NASA at the time. ;-)
llanwydd: an arab is one whose native language is arabic
ThisPerfectTween: Opened RealPlayer and plays fine on my box, Merl.
ThisPerfectTween: RFK would have been wonderful.
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Got both the streaming Video and the Audio
klokwkdog: Once Israel invaded Lebanon, the southern Christians (as opposed to those in Beiruit) began to beat up on the Shia and Hezbollah was the result. Yeah, they got plenty of help from Iran. Syria wasn't helping any.
Elayne: Looks like I'm fading. Best go, too much blog catch-up still to do.
||||||||| Elayne rushes off, saying "10:27 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: if you mean kennedy was a good president, bambi, do you remember him almost starting World War 3?
klokwkdog: nite E
Dexter Fong: llan: Ther are fewer Arab Christions than there used to be
Merlyn: Ok, thanks, I'm semi-configured for the new web host so it gets confused - did any of the testers use play-in-brower?
Hemlock Stones: good night Elayne
Merlyn: browser, that is
princepoop: night E
cease: good work, merl
ThisPerfectTween: Ah, it was the Russians as I recall putting nukes 90 miles from FL...
princepoop: that worked fine M
Bambi: have a great night E!
cease: you record that at convergence?
llanwydd: true, dex
cease: by el
ThisPerfectTween: It was too way close though. Just glad they worked it out.
Hemlock Stones: I find it Ironic that Arabs and Jews are genetically identical, they are both semites and as usual on religious superstition causes the real aggro and suspicion
klokwkdog: llan -- yes, you're right. The set-up in Lebanon was between Christians (mostly Arabs) and Muslims (only as in Sunni) plus the Druze
Bambi: that's why I say it may have been due to positive press and the 'country' support for NASA at the time that he encouraged and mandated
Bambi: yes, I do remember that well llanwydd
ThisPerfectTween: If something starts WW3, it's going to be religion.
Merlyn: just after, cat
Bambi: I was old enough to understand much of that
princepoop: I blame the languages, arabic and hebrew would drive anybody insane
Merlyn: at Lucia's, a friend of David's
Hemlock Stones: very true PP
llanwydd: the only president I've liked in my lifetime is Carter
Dexter Fong: Stones: We Copts think both Arabs and Jews are Assholes
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- that's only approximate, the genetics.
princepoop: I like nixon now
Hemlock Stones: current wars seem to be about energy but the next wave will probably be about fresh water
cease: did ossman just write that?
ThisPerfectTween: Could be, Bambi. He surely would have gotten things done that were good for the country (other than trying to assassinate Castro, that is).
princepoop: as long as he is dead
Merlyn: No, I wrote it, cat
ThisPerfectTween: Agreed, Stones.
klokwkdog: more horrific was the Serb/Bosnian slaughter or the Rwandan Hutu-Tutsi thing
Hemlock Stones: well Klok, the differences are certainly not great enough to kill for
princepoop: you wrote that prediction?
ThisPerfectTween: What's not to like, P?
Dexter Fong: Tween: WW3 = U>S attacks Mormons
cease: hes wrong about not asking the dead for advice
cease: if that were true, no one would ever read books by dead authors
ThisPerfectTween: Oh, you mean like NOW I like Reagan? lol
princepoop: exactly tween
Bambi: the thing kennedy was good at was bringing the people together ... we haven't seen any president since really do that.
llanwydd: dex were you serious? are you coptic?
Merlyn: Ossman wrote the XM appearances (which are just from the XM shows) and the postal protection package, I wrote the others
Dexter Fong: Stones: YOu could be kiled for saying that
cease: you wrote this, merl?
princepoop: is reagan dead? I thought they stuffed him...
llanwydd: I thought the coptics were a sect that worshipped helicopters
Bubba's Brain: I'm gonna bail. Got much to do before I sleep, including figuring out this weird URL thingie.
Merlyn: reading books by dead authors isn't asking them for advice; if you write to Ann Landers, you get an answer!
Hemlock Stones: there are worse things i could say Dexter
princepoop: no, those are the helios
cease: it would be bad enough if the repubs were consuling reagan
cease: i fear theyre really consulting mccarthy
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- a lot of the Zionist movement was pushed by Jews who were genetically mixed and often more similar to the populations they were within in Europe than those in the Middle East
Dexter Fong: llan: I'm almost Coptic, I'm dyscoptic
Merlyn: It came from a bit I thought about, where they should have continued Ann Landers' column, just write it from the point-of-view that she's dead
Hemlock Stones: one of my oldest Jewish friends once told me that Israel was where they sent all the crazy jews
Bubba's Brain: TTfN.
||||||||| At 10:33 PM, Bubba's Brain rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: good idea, merl
llanwydd: LOL dex
Hemlock Stones: there were alreay plenty of crazy arabs in the area so maybe they were looking for some kind of balance
princepoop: o k b b
cease: im just thinking consistancy with other barnstormer bits as a character
cease: but if you wrote them all, theyshould be consistant
Merlyn: I've been writing Barnstormer as a conservative Protestant generally
klokwkdog: Well, Israel provides refuge for all Jews; sometimes they have to accept rather questionable people, but considering history, they are likely to not be too strict
Merlyn: Ossman wrote 4 of them
Dexter Fong: A book of Verse...a jug of wine.....a bottle of Zirtec....and thou beside me
ThisPerfectTween: They're much fun, Merl.
Bambi: do you think he meant that only the crazy could stand up to that kind of pressure Stones?
Merlyn: thanks tween
princepoop: my tour guide tried to get me to take a house in an occupied territory after I got out of the navy
Hemlock Stones: it doesnt help when the leaders of both sides started off as terrorists
Merlyn: I try to come up with something each time, this Ann Landers one was really last minute
llanwydd: I hate to say it but I'm having too much trouble with the chatroom or msntv2 or something and I don't have the patience for it tonight so I'm going to sign off. I might try again later
klokwkdog: Very few rulers in the Middle East and certainly none of the colonial powers had any interest in the welfare of the population
Hemlock Stones: Isreail killed a lot of british people in order to gain independence
cease: by llan
Dexter Fong: Night llan'
Merlyn: ok llan, maybe the new server will work better
klokwkdog: So it's not surprising there were crazy arabs
cease: we arent any transistors
Bambi: night llanwydd
klokwkdog: nite llan
ThisPerfectTween: Was he giving away free Uzis as well, P?
Dexter Fong: Stones: And your point is....?
princepoop: ok llan, good luck
Hemlock Stones: waht i said earlier, the leaders from that time formed a dynasty that still exists and they developed a siege mentality which also still exists
princepoop: I don't think her name was Uzi, but yes I would a wife easily
klokwkdog: yeah, a lot of leaders of Israel were part of the Irgun
princepoop: get even
klokwkdog: and some Israeli historians admit that post-independence, there was ethnic cleansing
princepoop: everyone wants to get even
Hemlock Stones: Arafat was a good example of the Arab equivalent,
cease: mcluhan was sturck by the fact that kennedy was the first president to own a sony tv
Dexter Fong: Stones: Indeed..and consider that most of those who survived Europe and made it to Israel had been under siege for many years
ThisPerfectTween: It'll be interesting to see how much terrirtory they're willing to give up, P.
Hemlock Stones: like the saying has it, An eye for an eye ends with a blind world
klokwkdog: Hemlock: Arafat was stuck in the 1970s, as were many of his Israeli opponents
Dexter Fong: Cat: McCluhan was always attracted to Brand Names
Hemlock Stones: yes dexter it seems they learned a lot of intolerance from European experiences
princepoop: the 1967 boundaries are ok
Merlyn: anyone want to hear the new joke about Gandhi?
klokwkdog: no one paid much attention to the Palestinians or attempted to solve the structural problem, so it was going to become a mess, eventually. Just like in Sri Lanka
Hemlock Stones: agreed klok
princepoop: if they all get tired of war and killing and nonsense
Bambi: sure merlyn
ThisPerfectTween: Assuming I live that long, I'll be interested to see what sort employment is available in the US in 10 years.
Dexter Fong: Stones: With my pretend blind left eye, I will be KING!!
ThisPerfectTween: Sure Merl...
Merlyn: OK, Gandhi walked barefoot a lot, so he had very calloused feet...
princepoop: as long at it is PC M
Hemlock Stones: lol Dex
klokwkdog: also, and I don't want to be provocative, but it all trails back to Sykes-Picot and the carving up of the Middle East after WWI
Merlyn: His hunger strikes left him frail, and also cursed him with bad breath...
ThisPerfectTween: It sure does, Klok.
klokwkdog: they oversubscribed the place and at Versailles, there was a brutal power calculus that chopped the place up
Merlyn: So Gandhi was...
Dexter Fong: Klok: YOu better not be knocking WW!
ThisPerfectTween: Hence why Iraq might end up being three countries.
Bambi: they can not fix the problems with Palestine and Israel ... they both lay claim to the same sacred ground and neither are willing to give in on that point, ever.
Merlyn: A super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis
klokwkdog: they created countries that shouldn't have existed and put the wrong people in power
princepoop: same as the british control of mesometania and the british, all your fault stones, iraq and saudi arabia
ThisPerfectTween: Groan, Merl lol
klokwkdog: they had also promised Chaim Weitzman and the Zionists something they couldn't deliver and never intended to
Dexter Fong: Merl: =)) I had heard that many year ago but forgotten it...A veritable classic
cease: took too long to set up, merl
klokwkdog: the next time the opportunity came up (we need your support for WWII), a much harder bargain was driven
cease: this doesnt work
Bambi: lol merlyn
Bambi: thanks Clem! :-)
cease: all of them are plagued with the inability to end stories, but this is ridiculous
princepoop: its a knickknack paddywack give the dog a loan
Dexter Fong: Stones LOL to your msge
ThisPerfectTween: Thrank you, Clem...
Hemlock Stones: my pleasure Dexter
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Clem
cease: indeed, ah clem
klokwkdog: and unfortunately, much of the responsibility for the mess falls on Britain and France, with a later star cameo by the USA
princepoop: are you pleasuring fong in private stones?
Dexter Fong: ...and the pleasure is ours also
cease: since end of 66, ah clem
Hemlock Stones: that would be telling PP
Dexter Fong: Poop: I told you to wait outside!!
princepoop: here's ethyl here's lucy
klokwkdog: wonderful show, Clem!
Hemlock Stones: lol
klokwkdog: thanks
cease: you're off, ah?
princepoop: ahhh clem voice now
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and bon nuit, Bambi
princepoop: saying good night?
Dexter Fong: and afk for empty and refill
Hemlock Stones: many thanks clem
princepoop: where are you? at home or on the road?
ThisPerfectTween: Pretty sure they're in Dendron. Just away for the NC deal.
princepoop: ahh ok, near synapse
cease: isnt dendron the plant plague in EOBE?
princepoop: thanks love to you and yours too ah, clem
ah,clem: home now
princepoop: toaad away
princepoop: travel is fun, but home is best
ThisPerfectTween: The dendron vines have taken over the town Sheriff!
cease: true, poop
princepoop: yassir boss, dem dendron vines be everywhere
ThisPerfectTween: Gonna check out the new Barstormer video. brb
cease: KZIP, where your morning zoo is Kudzu
cease: still storming those bars, eh, carrie?
princepoop: mares eat oats
Bambi: we haven't been able to get on the road yet ... still have work that needs doing on the car, etc. before we can travel
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: llan: Dead from the Measle
Bunnyboy: Ye olde grey hare is back.
princepoop: I thought you were remote last week? sounded super...
Mudhead: nighty nite all
Bambi: sorry for the dead air ... MI needs to see what the problem is. server happily playing but we can't hear it
Bunnyboy: nite Richard!
princepoop: wb bunny, mud
Hemlock Stones: gnight Mud
princepoop: night mh
||||||||| At 10:51 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I thought Ye Olde Grey hare was black now
Bunnyboy: Aw! I kilt the chat!
cease: no, were still alive
princepoop: satisfaction brought it back
Dexter Fong: Bunny, Bunny! wasn't your fault
cease: an olde gray bunny? is thatr like an african gray parrot?
Bunnyboy: Dex: Thass the Grecian Hare.
Dexter Fong: Luvely Plumage
princepoop: she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes
cease: everythings bunny's fault
cease: thats they they crucify him at easter
Bunnyboy: How much does a Grecian Hare earn?
princepoop: just a touch at the temples
Dexter Fong: We Coptics don't crucify Bunnyes, we butterfly 'em an d grill 'em
ThisPerfectTween: and a pinch between the cheek and gums
Dexter Fong: and a pinch just behind the buns
princepoop: ouch, all these pinches, I am in italy again
Dexter Fong: Copenhagen..it's not just for Butch Guys
Merlyn: I never noticed that the message board was broken for quite a long time.. I just fixed it when I was testing the new domain server
Merlyn: Had a typo in a script
Dexter Fong: Merl: I hope you're King of your own Domain
princepoop: it said right here mancy instead of right here nancy?
ThisPerfectTween: Well, I'm off to watch the rest of F/911. Take care all...
||||||||| Around 10:55 PM, ThisPerfectTween walks off into the sunset...
cease: tween
klokwkdog: nite Tweeny!
Bunnyboy: That's OK, Merlyn. Just put your thumb over the typo, and you won't see it.
Merlyn: bye tweeny
princepoop: night tween, fun movie
Bunnyboy: nite Tween
Dexter Fong: A perfect exit by a Tween
Merlyn: I'm master of my bation, dex
princepoop: sure was
Dexter Fong: bastian or baton?
Bambi: night Tweeny!!
princepoop: baton?
Bunnyboy: I'm a Handsyman.
Bunnyboy: Don't forget the feet!
princepoop: throw a towel over it pablo
Dexter Fong: "W" "O" M"M "A" "N"
klokwkdog: well, I'm going to drift away, too, folks. Goodnight all!
Bunnyboy plays "pong" with his...feet.
klokwkdog: I'm kinda wiped out by this heat/humidity. Awful humidity
Bunnyboy: nite klok
princepoop: click klok
Dexter Fong: Klock be well, and dodge the tornados (now appearing in our neighborhood)
princepoop: horrible humidity here too
klokwkdog: see you all next week or at Sat. for the FST on CNI
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, klokwkdog!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: night Klok!
princepoop: have a super week
cease: by klok
Dexter Fong: Pretty close there Bambi =))
Bambi: LOL
princepoop: no teasing, we have talked about this fong, do you need another timeout?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong head buts poopstr in the middle of the chest and then converts a penalty kick
princepoop: give you some more of the rilatin, relatin
princepoop: ouch, ouh my chest
Bunnyboy: I better feed the gang. Nite, yez!
Hemlock Stones: ok folks i am outa here for another week, have a good time all
Dexter Fong: Vive uh...some North African douty\ry
Dexter Fong: country
princepoop: ahhh, shoo, all of you shoo
cease: by bun
Dexter Fong: Olla Bunny
princepoop: hip hop bunny
Bambi: night Bunny
princepoop: leave orifice alone stones
||||||||| Bunnyboy is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:02 PM.
Dexter Fong: Bunny don't do Hip Hop...hge's Olde Schoole
Hemlock Stones: lol pp
princepoop: sock hops?
cease: i remember socks
Dexter Fong: Jr. Wlaker and the All Stars
Dexter Fong: Walker
Dexter Fong: or it might be Jr. Wanker and the old stars
princepoop: a friend of clarence snake
Dexter Fong: I playued single A ball with Clarence Snake
princepoop: you only have one ball?
cease: your team was so ppor you had to use snakes as bats
princepoop: ewww
Dexter Fong: Himmler, he only had one Ball, not that's there's anything wrong with that
princepoop: himmler right there and his wife herler next to him
Dexter Fong: Mrs> Hannah Hurler Himmler
Dexter Fong: Triple "H" for you WEF fans
princepoop: sure I got henna, I got henna color you want
Dexter Fong: or is it WEE ?
princepoop: I thought it was the world wresting fraudation, WWF
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu got henna color, I got any flavor,,,:Getta you Tutsi Fruirsai]
Dexter Fong: Fruitsi
princepoop: you fucked my wife? you fucked my wife?
princepoop: deniro or the other guy impersonation
Dexter Fong: Poop: I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were married
princepoop: I am not
Dexter Fong: Not sorry?
princepoop: raging bull lines
princepoop: he is talking to danny devito
Bambi: well, guess I will call it a night too ... have a great night and week. If you can join us on saturday evening for some independent music (6:30PM EDT), JimmyLee and Bambi Show (7-10 PM EDT) and a few more minutes with Firesign Theatre (10PM EDT) on CNI Radio (http://www.cniradio.com), that would be great ... either way, see you all next week :-)
Dexter Fong: Poopster is a great managr beetweem the RGB Lines
cease: by bambi
princepoop: ahh thanks sweet bambi, have a super week, keep cool
Bambi: night Cat
Merlyn: nite bambi
Bambi: night Dex, Stones, PrinceP, Merlyn too ... Clem see ya soon
Dexter Fong: Bonne Nota Bambi
Bambi: thanks PrinceP :-)
princepoop: I coulda been a contenda
Dexter Fong: I gotta get a tri-fold flat screen so I can see the Bambi Centerfold
princepoop: except for weak knees and a glass body
Dexter Fong: Poop: You were sevcond place
princepoop: hubba hubba, bambi centerfold, yowzah
princepoop: I made second? cool, VP
Dexter Fong: A Penthouse in Dendron is one that has a second floor
||||||||| llanwydd waltzes in at 11:15 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
princepoop: wb llan
Dexter Fong: Wlatzing llanwydd
llanwydd: llets see if it's any easier now
princepoop: I love the letters in penthouse
Dexter Fong: Waltzing
princepoop: P and T and E
princepoop: frigging matilda
Dexter Fong: Tie me Wallaroo down
llanwydd: not much different, but I feel better after having my ambien. the world can take care of itself and so can msntv2
princepoop: the tteennessee waltz, double up those letters
Dexter Fong: Okay, tie me Wallabe doqn rhN
Dexter Fong: DOWN THEN
princepoop: up with people
llanwydd: it's actually not messing up as much now
llanwydd: OI!
princepoop: ahhh good
Dexter Fong: Mess with the wydd, ytou mess with thre Kid
Merlyn: see you next week, people
llanwydd: I'm 44
llanwydd: nite merl
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
princepoop: super job M, get those orcs, ciao
cease: merl
princepoop: my waist might be 44 now
Dexter Fong: El Ord Chestra
Dexter Fong: Orc
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Bambi - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
princepoop: chestra, is that the oil in fat-free potato chips that causes, well, problems?
llanwydd: ELO?
cease: if tolkein discovered america, you'd live in New Orc, dex
Dexter Fong: Poop: Thy waist is not as thy want
||||||||| At 11:20 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
llanwydd: how can you guys joke after bambi and stones just died?
princepoop: electric lamp organization
princepoop: death is funny llan
princepoop: you died of measles
Dexter Fong: Cat: If Tolkein lived in America, he'd be home by now
llanwydd: globbner's is a very horrible death
princepoop: one tolkein over the line sweet jesus, one tolkein over the line
llanwydd: I actually had measles when I was a child
cease: if tolkein lived, we'd all be in his home by now
princepoop: I had both kinds
llanwydd: LOL cat!
Dexter Fong: Poop: One death = One Measle
cease: sitin down town in the ranger station, one tolkein over the line
princepoop: just one? that is measly
llanwydd: I had scarlet fever as well
cease: but you didnt give a damn?
llanwydd: there was a buzz going around the town that I should be quarantined
princepoop: so did I, and whooping cough?
llanwydd: but by that time scarlet fever wasn't what it used to be
princepoop: looking for the bus to go home sweet home, on the range
Dexter Fong: Scarlet was just a faded shade if red and I was getting Green ariund the giills
llanwydd: seriously, princep. You're catching a bus?
princepoop: when I went to grad school I was 1 month short of being assumed to have had measles, I had to get the shot
cease: a magic bus? is it full of bozos?
princepoop: no bus, they used speed cars now, to bus the kids
llanwydd: I had everything. mumps, chicken pox, measles scarlet fever. everything but the plague
Dexter Fong: I spent a lotta time in the slam just for bussing kids
princepoop: the grand slam event, with hulkster? wow
Dexter Fong: Domine Domine Domine,,,you're all convicts now
princepoop: yo domino, where is dave anyway?
llanwydd: maybe they read the charges wrong, dex and thought you were "abusing" kids
cease: dave's not here
Dexter Fong: Dave;s not here, man...fuck off!!
llanwydd: the two words look similar
princepoop: syphlis, goneorhere?
cease: the cheech movie just opend in vancouver
cease: is it in new orc, dex?
cease: its quite good
princepoop: far out man, let's go
llanwydd: no it's me, dave!
Dexter Fong: llan: My Lawyer syas it should read as "bugging" kids
princepoop: vanmorrison is a couver?
llanwydd: actually my name offline is dave
princepoop: no no no, you are llanwydd, always
princepoop: do not destroy my fantasy world, that is dangerous
llanwydd: LOL Dex
princepoop: are you a dirty bugger fong?
llanwydd: I'll concede, princep
Dexter Fong: Van Morrison is a Van Ciyvuerssiuonne]Poop: No, my name is Bruce
princepoop: thanks llan, that was close
princepoop: no no no, pay attention, you must be dexter fong, always
princepoop: the fabric of my reality is wearing thin here guys
Dexter Fong: Well, you guys, time to swerve the car down the concrete highway of the canyons that constitute Manhattan
llanwydd: and guess what? Merl's name is Brian
princepoop: I might have to buy a new one, not sure what my waist is
cease: waist not, want not
princepoop: I have closed my eyes, neener neener neener mmmmmmmm
Dexter Fong: Your Waist, Poop is Sanitory
llanwydd: coming back, dex?
princepoop: my hips are ok
princepoop: hail rita
Dexter Fong: I'll leave the cursor on "I'm Away" and will be till I get back
llanwydd: hail rita, meter maid
princepoop: lovely rita mita made
princepoop: so llan, any rolls rolling along?
llanwydd: rita madeintheshade
princepoop: persistance, that is the key, or the clue or something
cease: meet a maid?
princepoop: hehe meat a maid hehe
cease: only half a key, split it with the sound effects elf
llanwydd: that's over my head princep. would you expound?
princepoop: I expounded earlier, I am not young anymore, you will have to wait your turn
llanwydd: I mean about the rolls rolling
princepoop: huh? rolls, elves?
princepoop: sounds like a cheese log
cease: great tune, the elves song. john simon, firesign buddy
princepoop: silence is golden, but my eyes can see
llanwydd: grilled cheese log?
princepoop: simon and simon was a fun show yes
llanwydd: I suppose a grilled cheese log would be like a quesadilla
princepoop: no torture anymore llan, cheese logs are covered in the geneva convection oven
llanwydd: geneva convection! LOL
princepoop: pita llan pita
llanwydd: quesadillas arent better than enchiladas
llanwydd: but a pita is usually better than a tortilla
llanwydd: depending what you put in it
princepoop: the shapes of things to come llan
princepoop: and tacos and burritos
cease: the world is a flat bread
princepoop: sure, but some are the upper crust
llanwydd: authentic mexican restaurants are rare. I've eaten in one and it ain't taco bell
princepoop: we don't want authentic
princepoop: we want bland but exciting
cease: even i must eat sometime
cease: see you next week
princepoop: so let's eat
princepoop: hotdog
||||||||| At 11:43 PM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
princepoop: have a super week cat
llanwydd: what passes for mexican in america is a texas version of mexican
princepoop: same with a lot of the chinese
princepoop: except for the part about texas
llanwydd: yeah a lot of modern chinese food is eaten at the chinese new year
princepoop: what year is this anyway?
llanwydd: in the early 20th century the cuisine of san francisco's chinatown caught on all over america
princepoop: the jackel or rabies dog maybe, something like that
llanwydd: this is the year of the porridge bird
princepoop: ok ok, what american city gave us italian restaurants?
llanwydd: I would guess NY
princepoop: the bird that lays his eggs upside down?
princepoop: what did chicago give us?
llanwydd: al capone
princepoop: is that an omelet?
princepoop: ahh pone, corndog maybe?
llanwydd: no corndogs are southern
llanwydd: like most deepfried food
princepoop: opps ok
princepoop: I do like hushpuppies
llanwydd: first time I had a corndog was in TX
princepoop: where in tx, it is pretty big
princepoop: be more specific and speak into the microphone clearly please
llanwydd: first time I had dominoes pizza was in mississippi
llanwydd: no not everything in texas is big
princepoop: I don't like dominos, or the other one, pizza hut is my preference
llanwydd: you want big, you have to pay big
princepoop: texas is a big state, you cannot fool me
princepoop: I hitchhiked across it one way and drove back the other
llanwydd: I like pizza hut too
princepoop: expensive for the amount of flour and toppings, ridiculously expensive
princepoop: paying for the convenience
llanwydd: that's a big drive. I went from san antonio to biloxi in a bus once. an all day trip
princepoop: yes it is
princepoop: I almost moved to san antonio
princepoop: my significant other got a job offer there
llanwydd: I could easily "forget the alamo"
princepoop: mexico could still me angry about that if they wanted lol
princepoop: oops be
llanwydd: never been to mexico. but I want to visit some day
princepoop: I have not been either
princepoop: looks hot
princepoop: canada looks cold
princepoop: like goldilocks, america is just right
llanwydd: I hear the two cities in the world with the most mild temperatures are san francisco and mexico city and they both have earthquakes
princepoop: san diego is ok too
princepoop: should be hot, but has the ocean
llanwydd: never been to california
princepoop: the canary islands have super moderate temperatures
princepoop: but it has a volcano
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
princepoop: if that volcano erupts, a tsnumi can hit the east coast of america
llanwydd: but I've been to a town called califon
princepoop: ahhh california is nice
llanwydd: florida is nice but it has hurricanes
princepoop: you should see it while you are young, oops too late
princepoop: damn that was rough poop, my rapier is bent
llanwydd: yeah I was young a moment ago
princepoop: I agree about florida
princepoop: after andrew, nope, not going to live a place like that
princepoop: me too, getting old is tough on young guys
llanwydd: my parents live in daytona
princepoop: not bad
princepoop: I lived in miami
princepoop: I would pick the smallest town I could find next time, on the beach
llanwydd: I swan about 2 miles out to sea off miami beach and the beach patrol was not too happy about it
llanwydd: I mean swam
princepoop: the gulf stream is right there
princepoop: your 2 miles could have turned into 20 very quickly
llanwydd: I didn't get a ticket or get arrested or anything but I could tell the patrol guys were jealous
princepoop: not wise, do that on the gulf side
llanwydd: they had to approach me on a kickboard instead of swimming out to me
princepoop: where the hell were you going?
llanwydd: wasn't the gulf side it was miami beach
princepoop: bahamas? jamica
princepoop: I know, I told you to do it on the side of florida away from the gulf stream
llanwydd: I just wanted to swim as far off the beach as I could. I'm used to swimming long distances
princepoop: i guess so, you fish you
llanwydd: there were some boats in the distance I wanted to see them better
princepoop: hehe, that was in spain
princepoop: lol
princepoop: I saw a shark in miami beach
princepoop: folks got in the water to look at it
llanwydd: I hope dex didn't get a ticket or something
princepoop: I thought cool, this will be interesting
princepoop: it takes him a while sometimes
llanwydd: I went swimming with the dolphins off daytona
princepoop: still swim?
princepoop: that would be cool
llanwydd: yeah, I'm going swimming tomorrow
princepoop: some dolphins swam around my dad in south pacific after he was shot down in ww2
princepoop: he claimed they kept sharks away
llanwydd: I've caught a couple of sharks
princepoop: I like swimming but people think I am drowning
princepoop: the chlorine always made my nose run and made me breath funny
princepoop: coool, I am not a fisherman
llanwydd: yeah sometimes if I go far someone will call to me. that's always irritating
princepoop: pretend like you cannot hear them lol
princepoop: but look behind you for a boat a shark first lol
llanwydd: well, I am no longer a fisherman. but I enjoyed it years ago
princepoop: you should fish
princepoop: I would if I could
princepoop: I have no patience or skills, but would be fun if it worked out right
princepoop: try the chromium switch ahh, clem
llanwydd: it was very hard work. I'd go out for five days at a time and work 16 hours a day
princepoop: not that kind of fisherman
princepoop: a hobby, for enjoyment
princepoop: I caught a whale in my pajamas once
llanwydd: well, if dex comes back, please tell him I said goodnight
princepoop: how he got in my pajamas I will never know
princepoop: oki have a super week dave
llanwydd: goodnight princep
princepoop: I will give moral support to fong and clem in their endeavors
princepoop: night night :D
princepoop: now, I'd like to do a song of great social and political import
||||||||| "12:20 AM? 12:20 AM!!" says Catherwood, "ThisPerfectTween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ThisPerfectTween enters and sits on the divan.
princepoop: and it goes like this
ThisPerfectTween: I'm back...
princepoop: ahh the return of the tween
princepoop: llan just said goodnight
princepoop: wb
ThisPerfectTween: Bye P...
princepoop: fong is moving cars
princepoop: why bye?
ThisPerfectTween: NYC must be quite a place to negotiate.
ThisPerfectTween: I thought you were leaving P.
princepoop: I can stay if I want, this is a free country, oops, well it used to be
princepoop: no no no
princepoop: moral support for clem and fong
ThisPerfectTween: lol Just finished watchinh F/911. Yikes... a free country indeed.
princepoop: the intrigue at the highest levels is disgusting
princepoop: they are playing with people and countries like toys
ThisPerfectTween: The Bush family has done untold damage to the world in general, and the US in particular.
princepoop: yes
ThisPerfectTween: Yep
ThisPerfectTween: I loved the part when Moore commandeered an ice cream truck and started reading passages from The Patriot Act outside the Congress.
princepoop: bush claims increased revenue shows the tax cut work, who does he think paid the corporations that paid taxes on their record excess profits?
princepoop: I like that the secret service was investigating him for taking pictures of the saudi arabian embassy
ThisPerfectTween: It's smoke and mirrors. When you talk about a 9T defecit, what he's claiming is a thimbulful in the ocean.
princepoop: yes
ThisPerfectTween: Yeah, we're not Saudi serfs or anything ;)
princepoop: sure we are
ThisPerfectTween: An the connects between the Bush and Bin Laden families are quite disturbing.
ThisPerfectTween: connections
princepoop: yes
ThisPerfectTween: BTW, a copy of Amazon Women on the Moon is in the mail. Finally got the DVD I was talking about burned.
princepoop: you could go back to preston bush and his antics before and during ww2 too
princepoop: ahhh cool
ThisPerfectTween: You bet. War profiteering seems to run in the family.
ThisPerfectTween: And where the profits come from don't matter much.
princepoop: I don't know how to wean ourselves out of a military/industrial led economy
ThisPerfectTween: I see the Army has very publicly announced that they're not renewing Haliburton's contract.
princepoop: the war on terror is designed to be eternal
ThisPerfectTween: Very Orwellian.
princepoop: halliburton has gotten enough
princepoop: cheney can retire or be impeached and be in comfort
ThisPerfectTween: As for the reconomy, we could lead the world in new energy technology.
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
princepoop: yes, I agree
ThisPerfectTween: Oh yeah, they're not going to miss any meals lol
ThisPerfectTween: The economy as well...
princepoop: countries around the world would pay for green technology
ThisPerfectTween: If we had someone with the vision of the Kennedy brothers, we could do it.
princepoop: sure
ThisPerfectTween: Where that's going to come from, I don't know.
princepoop: instead the gas companies invested in movie companies
ThisPerfectTween: Yeah, the cross-investment that's going on isn't good. More and more like US Plus :)
princepoop: how many hollywood movies are going to be green oriented?
ThisPerfectTween: Independent film makers like Moore are going to be very important in the coming years.
ThisPerfectTween: Exactly.
princepoop: they already are
ThisPerfectTween: Just what the country needs, another Superman movie (and a few more Britney Spears).
princepoop: there is a strong, for lack of a better word, counter-culture
princepoop: helped by the internet
ThisPerfectTween: The internet has indeed play a big role, which is why it's so important that it not be privately controlled.
princepoop: you got it, lead news story today, instead was about paris giving up sex for a year, that is important news
ThisPerfectTween: Bread and circus my friend, bread and circus.
princepoop: http://www.nonnic.org/
ThisPerfectTween: But then we're getting more Roman all the time with this bunch at the helm.
princepoop: a friend of a friend is establishing that
princepoop: sure
princepoop: but I remember listening to eve of destruction many years ago
ThisPerfectTween: Sounds like a great idea. How do you see it being used?
princepoop: people are tough, we will make it through
princepoop: as described, no commercial activity, just scholarly
ThisPerfectTween: If we can avoid a global confligration. But then, that would be bad for business if 1/2 the planet's dead ;)
princepoop: only 3 days old
princepoop: depends on which half, do not under-estimate the visciousness of the elite
ThisPerfectTween: I'll have to keep tabs on what they're doing...
ThisPerfectTween: True.
princepoop: could be interesting
ThisPerfectTween: They still need a consumer base though.
princepoop: a safe harbour if laws change about control of the internet
princepoop: africans middle-easterners do not buy much yet,
ThisPerfectTween: Heck, we weren't going to seel our goods in Iran anyway. Make it a parking lot so we can get at the oil. Cynical to be sure.
princepoop: real politik
ThisPerfectTween: Exactly. We get at their resources.
princepoop: the gas in iraq was enough to justify going there
ThisPerfectTween: NON might come in quite handy.
princepoop: leaving saudi arabia alone about all those terrorists
princepoop: a lot of propaganda on the net
ThisPerfectTween: They were funding terrorists & madrassas with our money. How ironic.
princepoop: groups with names that mean one thing, being a front group for those on the other side of a debate
princepoop: sure they do
ThisPerfectTween: Oh sure... Lots of folks would like you to make them your home page so they can direct your browsing to and fro.
princepoop: the only plane allowed in the sky was ladin family going to safety
ThisPerfectTween: Yep. The FBI didn't get a chance to interview anyone at all.
princepoop: I remember when a rich guy was allowed to send his lawyer to answer questions of a senate committee
ThisPerfectTween: The Saudi royal family and the Bushes are pretty tight.
princepoop: think I would get to do that?
princepoop: or you? or 99.9999% of citizens?
ThisPerfectTween: Not likely...
princepoop: we get what we elect
ThisPerfectTween: Connection are everything. But then if you're a friend of the King...
Dexter Fong: Hello Poop and Tween
ThisPerfectTween: They say we get the representation we deserve, but I'm not so sure.
ThisPerfectTween: wb Dex
princepoop: I see hilary has changed her tune about a unified health care system, and also gotten hundreds of thousands of dollars from the health care industry, now she says we must move slow
Dexter Fong: Damn Right Tween! They're too good for us!!
princepoop: wb fong :D
ThisPerfectTween: Find a good spot?
princepoop: llan said good night
ThisPerfectTween: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Twenn: With much difficulty tonight
Dexter Fong: Rita bailed on me
ThisPerfectTween: Hillary's a turncoat if there ever was one.
princepoop: took a while, rita was eating doughnuts and drinking coffee at crispy creme
ThisPerfectTween: Had to circle the block a few times, eh?
Dexter Fong: Tween: My report says she was swilling egg cvreams and eating Pirogi
ThisPerfectTween: Leiberman is of course, much worse.
princepoop: oops ok
ThisPerfectTween: You're having her followed?
Dexter Fong sings "Ach Lieberman vere can du bist"
Dexter Fong: Germann = the language of der schweet science
ThisPerfectTween: A sweatty science?
princepoop: ahhh that was german, I thought I had gone dyslexic, thanks
ThisPerfectTween: Sure hope the Dems (for what little they're worth) can get control of the Congress again this Fall.
Dexter Fong: As far as I know, poop, you never dissed the Lezingronians
princepoop: I think they will
princepoop: but most of them are whores too
Dexter Fong: Lexingtonainas
ThisPerfectTween: That's the problem, P.
Dexter Fong: Ah fuck clse enouth
ThisPerfectTween: Campaign finance reform is the only way out, and how are you going to get them to bite the hand that feeds them?
Dexter Fong: Poop: But *MY* whores are in those barrels
ThisPerfectTween: If only, Dex lol
Dexter Fong: How you gonna get them to bite the head offa a bat?
princepoop: roll out that barrel and we'll have a barrel of fun
ThisPerfectTween: Still love the fact that more people voted for American Idol than for President. Maybe you're right, Dex. We don't deserve any better.
Dexter Fong: "till her daddy takes her T=Bird away
ThisPerfectTween: They would if it'd get them elected lol
princepoop: ouh ouh child, things are going get easier
Dexter Fong: Tween" I deserve better,, but I've learned not to expect it
ThisPerfectTween: P is in 60's pop mood, apparently...
Dexter Fong: No good Kharna goes unpunished
princepoop: motown, 70s
ThisPerfectTween: I guess it's got to be done the way they did it - on the local level with grassroots organizing.
princepoop: you got it tween
ThisPerfectTween: The 5 Stairsteps, as I recall.
Dexter Fong: I've organized my Lemon grass and the thais swamped the neighborhood
princepoop: fun in groups doing something, instead of almost alone watching a tube
princepoop: huh fong?
ThisPerfectTween: True. The Meetup business worked pretty well for Dean. MoveOn.org, etc
ThisPerfectTween: Lemon gras very pretty, and the lemon grass is sweet...
Dexter Fong: Well Dear Friends, got to leave..night TWEENY AND GOOD TO SEE YOU STAYING UP LATE Mudhead soory for the stuck caps jey
princepoop: night fong
ThisPerfectTween: Be well, Dex...
princepoop: it is one am, what am I doing?
Dexter Fong: I've been studying with Cat...The Art orf Chatti g
princepoop: I am optomistic
Dexter Fong: I am up to mischevious
princepoop: almost haiku as the moon rises
ThisPerfectTween: Ah, yes, studying with the chatmaster himself are you...
Dexter Fong: and my sushi reache rppm temperature
princepoop: feel the force fong, oops not mine, feel your own
ThisPerfectTween: lol
Dexter Fong: Severe westrly breeze blow out lantern of this ujnwelcome one
Dexter Fong: I cannot see, look out for me
ThisPerfectTween: Missing your chev again?
princepoop: it is late, I trust technology to solve many things, or we are truly fucked
princepoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere
princepoop: night all
ThisPerfectTween: Look out! unjuns!
||||||||| princepoop leaves at 1:00 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ThisPerfectTween: Bye P. Mee too... until last time, again...
||||||||| ThisPerfectTween is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 1:01 AM.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"