A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 20, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Firebroiled', just granted probation at 7:40 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Firebroiled: . . . et’s talk about your car. It’s screaming “Wash me, please!” Now if you’re a Mister Common Sense, you won’t believe me when I tell you that I’ve got an envelope that ‘ll clean your car while you’re driving it home to work. Well, Brian, believe me this time, because this one isn’t like the Austin self-sharpening razors. No, friends, no overheating like the tropical fishes. No zizzing and dripping like the dike . . .
||||||||| At 7:41 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Doggedly disembarks at 8:52 PM.
Doggedly: send to all
Doggedly: Hello all
Doggedly: (looks around uncertainly)
Doggedly: HMMmmmmmmm
||||||||| "8:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Doggedly, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and ah,clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time'
Merlyn: Hullo
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's principalpoop, just back from Funfun Town."
principalpoop: howdy
cease: hey
||||||||| "9:10 PM? 9:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "TweenyMenOnTheMoon should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as TweenyMenOnTheMoon enters and sits on the couch.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: on this day in 1954, US Plus Tweeny Men put up the first flagpole on the Moon, and hung the mayor.
principalpoop: 1 gig xd memory huh?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey all...
Merlyn: 'asta right
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Nice Mellotron...
principalpoop: I heard the mayor was hung, but did not see the photos
principalpoop: I got the dvd thanks, what do I use to play it? lol
cease: hey tweeny, i got tiger yesterday
Merlyn: there's an extra charge for the photos
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Miss my E-mu Vintage Keys module.
principalpoop: it arrived monday
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Cool, Cat! How ya like 'er?
principalpoop: ahh shucks
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I assumed you had a DVD player, P, sorry...
cease: i really like the dashboard
principalpoop: not a problem, I had forgotten I had given away my snail mail
cease: havent explore much yet but that really stands out as useful
principalpoop: I will make it work
cease: no cni yet?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Widgets are pretty cool. Little bits of code that anyone can write.
principalpoop: almost sni
principalpoop: c
cease: i'll have to check that out
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: CNI's up here...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Music...
principalpoop: rock star
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Lock your wigs...
cease: it almost didnt load. i have to reformat hard drive or else get more gigs
principalpoop: ah hell, lock your wigs
cease: i dont know what could have eaten up 19gigs on the main drive
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Get a big second drive cat (like 128M) for all your tunes and multimedia.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
llanwydd: is this alt.music.disco?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: These days, 100G + drive is manditory.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey LL...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 128G, Cat
principalpoop: evening ah, clem, I had to replace the batteries in my headphones
cease: i have my 80 gig drive segmented into 20 main drive and 60 for "media" mostly vid
cease: you mean an external drive, tween?
cease: yes i defiintely need that
ah,clem: can ya hear me now?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Pink Hotel has been ripped!
principalpoop: eveninging IIan
cease: partic as i start editing HD footage
principalpoop: I hear you
principalpoop: I did not hear the start
cease: does ah clem have pink hotel?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: If the internal won't accomodate. I've got 2 internals in the G3, I assume you can do the same in the G4.
ah,clem: it's getting ther, Tweeny...
principalpoop: somebody ripped off the pink hotel?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I just sent it to him this past week, Cat.
cease: oh i love this album. was just referring to it today in an email, review of chinese flick The World
cease: a kind of soap opera set in Panorma Land 2000, the beijihng version
llanwydd: I actually stayed in a pink hotel in florida once
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It's fine work, Cat. Also a bit of 2001 Space Odyssey.
principalpoop: they are all pink in florida
cease: i just reserved a beautiful B&B on saltspring isloand for the bc day weekend
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You could probably find one in Austin as well. Pretty funky place.
principalpoop: bacon and bagel?
cease: we'll see. they promise good food
principalpoop: yum
cease: the website looks amazing
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: back in a bit...
principalpoop: i guess b%b could be mushrooms too
principalpoop: ok tween
llanwydd: bacon on a bagel sounds interesting
cease: on salt spring island, i think that would be a requirement
llanwydd: actually I prefer raw salmon and cream cheese
cease: a hippy stronghold from long before there were hippies
principalpoop: bagels are super for anything
llanwydd: with a slice of onion
principalpoop: cream cheese and grape jelly
llanwydd: not with raw salmon
principalpoop: stop this, or I will become hungry
cease: a center of the eco-house movement. the reason for my trip
cease: i want to build one eventually so i have to see what others have done, and can do with current technology
llanwydd: np: 20 Years of Jethro Tull
principalpoop: it changes monthly
principalpoop: new materials, new machines
principalpoop: pc control of stuff to make it efficient :D
cease: i wonder how many solar panels it owuld take to run al lthe electiricy i use
cease: hopefully fewer and fewer each year
principalpoop: seattle area is good for that, overcast but solar radiation goes through those kind of clouds
principalpoop: I assume your neck of the woods is similar
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:24 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
llanwydd: hi bambi!
principalpoop: I met the girl who opened for jethro tull on one of his world tours
Bambi: LOL, give me back my foot Catherwood! ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi back my foot -).
principalpoop: hello better half of ah, clem
ah,clem: had to restart the rip, ran out of disc space
principalpoop: ahh foot tetish C, oops wrong chat
Bambi: how's it going tonight?
llanwydd: I know Yes opened for tull on their 1970 world tour
ah,clem: be perpared for a stall
principalpoop: How is root? and you?
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: fine thanks, a little cooler today
llanwydd: which is funny because Yes is much better than tull
ah,clem: I'll thing of something in the mean time
principalpoop: she was not yes, she told me no
principalpoop: don't be mean ah, clem
cease: hi bambi
ah,clem: Bambi, is your monitor working?
cease: just heating up in van
Bambi: not much cooler here I can tell ya
cease: supposed to be about as hot as it gets by the weekend
Bambi: yes, thanks Clem it sure is
llanwydd: supposed to get rain here
llanwydd: sure was hot today though
principalpoop: cool enough I cut the grass today
llanwydd: not here
cease: my lawn is turning into straw
cease: unless you were reffering to a different brand of grass
principalpoop: hehehe
principalpoop: lawn
llanwydd: my landlord cuts my lawn
llanwydd: he's 87 years old
llanwydd: uses a tractor
cease: some are healthy at that age, some are not
principalpoop: my landlord cuts the hay in the front field
cease: you didnt have to split it with the sound effects man?
llanwydd: he's incredibly healthy for that age. and he prefers to do the lawn himself
principalpoop: that was rococoo
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Speaking of How Time Flys... congratulate me for having made it 52 years on this rock as of today :)
llanwydd: happy birthday tween!
principalpoop: you are 52 today?
cease: congrats, tween
llanwydd: so you are a watersign
principalpoop: geezer, happy birthday
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: DeLand, FL 7/20/54
llanwydd: never known you to be crabby
||||||||| Outside, the 9:30 PM downtown bus from Milford pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: and speaking of geezers,
principalpoop: hi doc
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A crab actually... Please don't eat me...
llanwydd: hey doc!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey Doc...
doctec: evenin' all...
principalpoop: I wondered why you walked the way you do
doctec: geezers is as geezers does
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol P
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Cough, cough... Creak, creak...
principalpoop: geezer today geezer tomorrow
doctec: geezy come geezy go
Bambi: hey doc
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You wanna geeze her?
doctec: geeze her right there, she'll pass another one
principalpoop: and swim the english channel?
llanwydd: from a deadbeat to an old geezer
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Spreak engrish, channel!
Bambi: howdy cat, llanwydd, princep, tweeny (MenOnTheMoon), merlyn and of course clem
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Too old to rock and roll, too young to die ;)
principalpoop: I hope I die before I get old, I think who said that
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: (Good Jethro Tull album, if you don't have it)
principalpoop: too late for us tween
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I still ove Zeppelin & The Who, so I guess it ain't over just yet...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: love
principalpoop: sure, I do a mean air guitar with my cane
llanwydd: I don't like the who enough to buy any of their albums
llanwydd: although I had Live at Leeds long ago
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol P
llanwydd: it was just ok
||||||||| Outside, the 9:36 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Honey Sanchez coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
principalpoop: ahh honey hehe
Honey Sanchez: cough couch
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Quadrophenia is their best, in my opinion. Rock opera...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 9:36 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
principalpoop: doing anything for your birthday?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Crosstown Traffic... so hard to get through to you Honey...
Honey Sanchez: hi hemmie
principalpoop: ahh cheerio old chap
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Bambi: hi Honey
doctec: locker
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: UK! I'll bet you didn't drive here ;)
Bambi: hi Stones
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi n poop n tweeny n llan
doctec: honee
cease: whats up, doctec?
Honey Sanchez: cease doc howdy
Hemlock Stones: Yo ! PP Tween, llan, doc, etc
principalpoop: a whole lotta love
cease: honey
cease: hem
Hemlock Stones: hi Bambi
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hear the raods are melting, and Tim Leary had nothing to do with it...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: roads
principalpoop: roadies
Hemlock Stones: it sounds like the Dali gang are on the loose again Tween,
Hemlock Stones: he sure messed up my watch
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: No doubt, Stones.
principalpoop: if the clocks start melting, run
cease: hows lili, doc?
doctec: i see by the clock on the wall that time has melted
cease: my watch, she is melting!
Honey Sanchez: my clock is already running
doctec: lili is getting anxious, money's getting tight and no work in sight
principalpoop: no flies on me, yet
cease: bummer
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: And he's not even here yet...
principalpoop: courage
doctec: that consulting thing she thought she'd be doing never materialized
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: No time flys on Frank...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: In his own Wright...
doctec: and she's finding that potential employers are balking when they find out she had breast cancer last year and hasn't worked for at least two ...
Hemlock Stones: if you look close you can sometimes see where they have been Tween
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Back to the future!
cease: double bummer
Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem
Merlyn: yikes doc
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: In this thing on?
principalpoop: reload it and pass it around
Honey Sanchez: hola, ah clem
ah,clem: ...
Honey Sanchez tap tap
Hemlock Stones: been hot here too clem
cease: ah
principalpoop: hahaha you bet
cease: you here, merl?
principalpoop: is that keg open yet honey?
Honey Sanchez: im workin on it
Honey Sanchez: do i put that thingy in the hole or what?
principalpoop: either that or dancing
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 108 heat index w/near 70 degree dewpoint here yesterday in Austin. The winters are great though.
principalpoop: hehe she said put the thingy in the hole hehe
Honey Sanchez: winters in austin are excellent!
doctec: merl is here - we're chatting privately about fst site issues
Hemlock Stones: smut alert !
principalpoop: ahh nice, you will not go to hell, you have already lived there
Merlyn: yeah, the new server should be up soon; you shouldn't see any differences except more bugs
principalpoop: smut? where where? I love pron....
Honey Sanchez: lol
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let me know the next time you're in town, Honey. Buy ya a smoothie :)
Merlyn: insert Twain joke about owning texas & hell
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: prons prons...
doctec: bees and spiders, to be specific
Hemlock Stones: throws bucket of iced water on Poop
Honey Sanchez: kk tweeny
principalpoop: lion and tigers, and bears oh my
principalpoop: brr, what was that for hemlock? brrrr
Hemlock Stones: just checking up on Subservient Chicken, must be sweltering under all those feathers
Honey Sanchez: it is a pron smoothie, poop
Hemlock Stones: just cooling you down PP
principalpoop: hehe she said pron smoothie hehe
Merlyn: get me a pron smoothie, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a pron smoothie.
Merlyn: mmmMMMmmm, badger
principalpoop: ahh ok, I thought I won the super bowl again in another flashback
doctec: lili was taking a nap, i think she's awake now
cease: hey perl, i plugged fred's book on alt.firesign today. did it get posted?
cease: hi lilii
ah,clem: sounds fisshy, Merl
cease: merl
principalpoop: badger? looked like a wood chuck to me
principalpoop: wood chucks are also know as ground hogs
doctec: in tertiary news: pump audio fast tracked a couple of my tunes, i'll be submitting a cd to them in the next few days (http://pumpaudio.com)
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: back in a bit...
Merlyn: didn't see it, cat, and neither does groups.google.com
cease: good news, doc
principalpoop: did I write that before? what day is this?
cease: really?
principalpoop: ahhh super
cease: i get a digest from i think google and then responded to it today to plug the book
doctec: tweeny may want to check out the pump audio deal
llanwydd: got lost. is this firesign chat?
principalpoop: no llan, I mean yes, oops maybe
doctec: lland: no, this is chiresign fat
doctec: ...or is that shiresign... ?
llanwydd: sorry to bother you
principalpoop: no bother, that will be 10 dollars in this pay for info chat
doctec: has anyone seen 'a scanner darkly' yet?
Merlyn: firesign fat chew
Honey Sanchez: lol
principalpoop: firesat chin
cease: this portion of Shiresign Fat is brought to you by Sauron burgers. He's gone now so we can gloat
doctec: fat chew? gesundheit!
llanwydd: I started to read scanner but found it too distasteful after 30 or 40 pages if I remember right
llanwydd: and I'm used to reading stephen king
||||||||| "9:53 PM? 9:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "El Diablo Yamamoto should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as El Diablo Yamamoto enters and sits on the divan.
principalpoop: gimme a golum milkshake and fredo fries too please
cease: yes it's his worst book, in my opinion but i relay want to see the flick
cease: its's Yammy!
principalpoop: ahh so yamamoto
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yamoto-san...
Honey Sanchez: hi yama
Bambi: hi Yammy
Honey Sanchez: moshi moshi
llanwydd: a friend of mine had been bugging me to read pkd and that was the one I picked up
doctec: gollum milkshake - made with real trout!
El Diablo Yamamoto: Oi! So
cease: Orc In a Box, we'll fry what the fingerless hand can't touch!
El Diablo Yamamoto: There I am
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Would that be brook trout, or kilgore Doc?
doctec: our miss brook trout
cease: read Ubik, Electric Sheep, Man in the HIgh Castle, many many more great books
llanwydd: LOL doc
Honey Sanchez: trout fishing in america
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Doc
principalpoop: trouser trout
cease: Flow My Tears another great one
cease: his vision of a fascist america was oddly prescient
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: in the reflecting pool lol
llanwydd: smoked trout gets in your eyes
Honey Sanchez: trout fishlipped it
principalpoop: ahh, I saw the idea that many love authoritianism because they fear ambiguity, that would explain a lot, I love ambiguity and hold authority in contempt
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Gotta find a DVD of Groucho's "You Bet Your Life" game show.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bush at the G8 session in Russia. Are you embarassed yet?
doctec: tweeny: i'm pretty sure 'you bet your life' episodes are now available on dvd
llanwydd: I taped you bet your life on audiocassette when I was a kid
El Diablo Yamamoto: Nixon will look like a nobel laureate very soon
Merlyn: I've got that groucho DVD set, tween
principalpoop: fish credit card, don't leave home with trout it
llanwydd: I was a marxist at an early age
Honey Sanchez: you mean on reel to reel?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: (Trout Fishing in the Reflecting Pool is a Doonesbury collection)
Merlyn: haven't watched much yet tho
doctec: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000ALFZ0/002-8471260-4864841?v=glance&n=130
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let me know if it's any good, Merl...
Merlyn: old episodes of the Fishin' Magician on reel to reel?
Merlyn: I've read good reviews of it
cease: i heard that amazon gives lavish support to republicans. switched to banres and noble
llanwydd: I listened to the tapes so often I still remember them
El Diablo Yamamoto: I heard he did it for scale
Hemlock Stones: ..
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey, JL. If Pink Hotel is a problem don't sweat it, guy :)
doctec: (smacks forehead) i coulda had a G8!
El Diablo Yamamoto: I don't buy anything on line cos I'm Paranoid
Honey Sanchez: doh
principalpoop: a working copy
cease: i did review fred's book on amazon today. suprised no one else has
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Doc
principalpoop: ray me fa
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please bring me a G*
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey Sanchez a g*.
Hemlock Stones: some are incontinent clem
llanwydd: I can't afford fred's book
doctec: i need to order fred's book - haven't yet
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Need to get that one, Cat. I'd love to read even an unauthorized bio of the guyz...
cease: yes it isnt cheap
llanwydd: I hope to buy it used some day
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Do ray me...
cease: it was authorized at the time, tween
Honey Sanchez: fa so la ti doh
ah,clem :) stomes
llanwydd: I bought the big book of plays and mystery joke book used back in the late 70s
cease: the unhappiness came after, with the bride review
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Ok, Cat... good to know...
principalpoop: a drink with jam and bread, bagels too
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: proc even plugged it on the maron show
Honey Sanchez: emminent front its a put on
doctec: i have said it before and i'll say it again: i'll be selling my (incomplete) collection of dear friends radio show albums on ebay soon - i have show #1 and shows #5 through #12 on disc
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's not the first track, JL. The first track is "Exorcism in Your Daily Life".
Bambi: laser ray? no way man ... no blu-ray or hd dvd here ... gonna boycott that crap and vista too ... crapware hardware/software DRM enabler that it is ...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It's OK if it's scattered a bit. Be sure to play "Over The Edge"...
ah,clem: thanks Tweeny, seems to be running ok, :)
doctec: i'm giving show #6 to elayne - she let me make clean dat copies of her set back in '97, first time i'd heard all of them - she's missing the disc for #6, she had a bad cassette copy of that one - giving her the #6 disc will complete her set
principalpoop: I am with you bambi, next pc is linux
Honey Sanchez joins Bambi and burns cupholder too
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yeah, it's gettin' ugly Bambi. Like the statement that player company made on their site. Well described.
cease: ok im learning something from air america as i type
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Since it's a collection, the play order doen't make all that much difference.
El Diablo Yamamoto: I've been using Linux since 2k4 I'm happy
Bambi: yep...sad too
cease: the weekedn air america shows are all sponsored
Bambi: they didn't have to do that ... everything they know is wrong ...
cease: that must have been what that was about with firesign on that network
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Lot's of cool bells & whistles in OS X Tiger though, Yam. And all the control of a UNIX OS.
Honey Sanchez: and they know it
cease: i look forward to learning to use it, tween
principalpoop: just like the scientists in forbidden planet, they need to control their id
Bambi: yes, they do know it honey ... that's what makes it the worst possible thing they could be doing
doctec: pp: forbidden planet one of my fave flicks
Honey Sanchez: yeap
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The cool thing is that it's got the Macintosh front end for the average user, but you can open up a terminal & go nuts...
Honey Sanchez: they are evil
doctec: love all those bloops and bleeps in the soundtrack - louis & bebe baron if dr. memory servers
principalpoop: yes, super super film
doctec: tween: hey, i'm nuts already..
||||||||| "10:06 PM? 10:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mark Time should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mark Time enters and sits on the divan.
llanwydd: I have forbidden planet. I'd love to see it on a big screen
Mark Time: evening crew!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Long time since I've seen forbidden, doc. Was something for its time as I recall.
cease: hayakawa, great semanticist turned senator sleepy
Honey Sanchez: hola mark
Hemlock Stones: good movie that llan
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey Madison...
cease: hi mark
principalpoop: ahhh amrk itme
Hemlock Stones: hi Mark
Bambi: hi MT
llanwydd: good evening...MARK
doctec: lland: just sit 6 inches from a big plasma screen
El Diablo Yamamoto: I grew up on that picture
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'klokwkdog', just granted probation at 10:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: We're too live, here, Mark
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Dogman...
Hemlock Stones: Hi klok
principalpoop: klik klok
llanwydd: lol doc
Honey Sanchez: hi klok
klokwkdog: hey, HS; thanx for the ID email!
doctec: hey mark
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Wish me a happy birthday Klok. 52 today.
Mark Time: hey folks, it's Tweeny's Birthday....LOL Austin....
cease: is this let's eat?
Bambi: hey Klok
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Les Miserables...
llanwydd: there were a lot of good sci fi flicks that year
Hemlock Stones: my pleasure klok, just one of many issues we are fighting over here
cease: klok
llanwydd: including Earth vs the Flying Saucers. one of my favorites
principalpoop: 52 is over the hill, pull down your pants and slide
Bambi: Happy Birthday to Tweeny !!! !!! !!!! :-)
klokwkdog: hey folks, Tweeny, Poop, Honey, Bambi, Cat
El Diablo Yamamoto: I forgot a present
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Just getting started, P ;=)
El Diablo Yamamoto: Hope there's cake
principalpoop: les miserables does not sound like a fun movie
cease: oh is this pink hotel?
El Diablo Yamamoto loves cake
Honey Sanchez: catherwood make tweeny a yellowcake cake
||||||||| Catherwood gets tweeny a yellowcake cake.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Well, a little happy family on the stove...
cease: this sounds like a commercial
Hemlock Stones: i once met Les in person
doctec: (what was cni playing just before "breakfast with the brunts"? i didn't recognize it)
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A Nigerian favorite...
Hemlock Stones: he was fairly upbeat at the time
principalpoop loves cake too!
cease: is he still miserable?
klokwkdog: HB "52", Tweeny
El Diablo Yamamoto: Ooo Radioactive. Save the Alpha Particles for me!
principalpoop: gimme gamma
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: This is Pink Hotel Burns Down. Available at Lodestone.
cease: they did several of these, as i recall
Honey Sanchez: okie dokie you got it yamamoto
cease: carnation breakfast, right?
klokwkdog: You're well into the second third of your life now, Tweeny -- time to straighten out and fly rite
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Grats, Klok :)
Hemlock Stones: i suppose the New World Order is bringing him down again though
cease: i have it but havent heard for along time
El Diablo Yamamoto: Was that Groucho in those?
llanwydd: I wonder why les is so miserable
doctec: hang on, it's my 10 o'clock cat
cease: ah, the mushroom daze
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Go fly a kite :=)
ah,clem: intersting approach, Tweeny
cease: i was lucky enough to be glued to the radio when this was first broadcast
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: (Klok wants me to stay away from Masons)
principalpoop: ottoman? hehehe
llanwydd: we're supposed to hear from catherwood at 10 o'clock, aren't we?
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and says "Did you want me?"
cease: did you see last spaulding gray writings in latest harpers, klok?
principalpoop: yes, and stay away from the Dixons too
Hemlock Stones: talking of 10 o'clock, if you like Reggae and Dub music, check out the show i do with Steve Barker this Saturday at 10 BST
klokwkdog has stayed away from the Masons for many years himself now
ah,clem: catherwood tell me the time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:12 PM"
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Musta been cool, Cat (no pun intended). Have to spend some time in LA just for the heck of it.
Hemlock Stones: http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/local_radio/
doctec: hemlock: that's 3am est right?
klokwkdog: it's good advice, Tweeny -- a lot of that stuff in Mason jars was made with old car radiators
El Diablo Yamamoto: Yes
El Diablo Yamamoto: Does it rerun?
cease: if you havet o spend all yhour timein a car, you might as well be listening to this
llanwydd: I think that's the first time I've seen the abbreviation BST
Hemlock Stones: i make it 5 pm actually but maybe i am confused
klokwkdog: Cat -- no, only thing I looked at was an old Middle East thing (not at Harper's much; I'll revisit)
El Diablo Yamamoto Likes Reggae and dub
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Krassner - Manson wants to get paroled. He wants to spend more time with his family.
llanwydd: Bastard Siderial Time?
Hemlock Stones: British Summer Time is GMT plus one
ah,clem hickups
principalpoop: BST? oops wrong chat
doctec: i thought there was only a 5 hour diff between new york time and london time
Honey Sanchez: lol
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Better than hick down ;)
cease: about his childhood in rhode islaand. i thought there were places there you'd recognize
Honey Sanchez: ya cuz its 7 hrs here in new mexico
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: They're so mean in Greenwich...
El Diablo Yamamoto: It's 21/2 years here
klokwkdog: EDT is GMT minus four...carry the nine and you can see when HS has to boil an egg
cease: hows in yamming, yammy?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Parts of NM are freakin' beautiful.
principalpoop: bingo! what do I win?
Honey Sanchez: lol
El Diablo Yamamoto: Hey Hemlock: Ever Run ito Craig Charles?
Hemlock Stones: it will be on listen again at that address and then the following Wednesday you can hear part one on the Echo Chamber at www.kfai.org in Minneapolis
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's El Diablo Yamamoto?! It's 10:15 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: North NM & AZ are nice.
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto enters at 10:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Hemlock Stones: yes i met Craig a couple of times at radio or TV stations, bit of a Scally
principalpoop: wb yama
El Diablo Yamamoto: Stupd wrong button
doctec: scialli?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: he's back!
principalpoop: SWB?
El Diablo Yamamoto: Hemlock Why does that not surprise me
Hemlock Stones: Scally is a Liverpudlian slang expression meaning a bit of a rogue or crook
cease: there used to be an "indian" on this radio free oz show named craig
Bambi: wb Yammy
principalpoop gives scalia finger gesture
cease: a recurring character, or maybe not so character
Honey Sanchez: swb single white bimbo?
Bambi: so what have you been doing for your birthday Tweeny? Anything special?
El Diablo Yamamoto is a great Red Dwarf fan
principalpoop: sure, we have scallywags
doctec: john scialli is a real doctor and a firesign fan who used to post to alt.firesign in the late '90s
Hemlock Stones: short for Scallywag
Mark Time: not fade away...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't tell them what the Cockney translation of to rob a safe is ;)
Hemlock Stones: only a step up from a Chav
principalpoop: on weekends he is more wag than scully
klokwkdog: what became of Carl Stone?
Honey Sanchez: a scallywag isnt as naughty as a hooligan
cease: i'd rather listen to than read Dwarf
llanwydd: I thought Red Dwarf was the dumbest show ever aired
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Just enjoying lasting this long, Bambi :)
Hemlock Stones: Rapscallions are a problem though
llanwydd: ...at the time I saw it. but recently I've seen Pee Wee's Playhouse
cease: yes, he went off to hopefully greener pastures, klok
cease: hasnt been here in many years
El Diablo Yamamoto: Anything is a step up from a Chav, except or beloved toy President
cease: lots of folks who were here before then left
principalpoop: h double o L i g an spells hooligan, never a man a stood against me
klokwkdog: he was in Indiana, as I recall (Has No Name)
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:18 PM, dragging Mudhead by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey Mud...
El Diablo Yamamoto: I like Rapscallions in a salad
Hemlock Stones: Craigh Charles has just lost his job cos of either crack or crystal meth
cease: ohio
principalpoop: ah mudhead
llanwydd: hey muddy!
cease: his father was in the national guard at kent state
Honey Sanchez: hi ho mud
Mudhead: hello all
cease: muddy
doctec: muddy mudskipper
El Diablo Yamamoto: Again, not a surprise
Mark Time: hey mudhead....
Bambi: LOL Tweeny ... well, you are only about 6 or so months older than me ... so you can't be that old ;-)
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Ouch, Cat. That would weigh heavily indeed.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Creak, creak...
llanwydd: I'll bet I'm the youngest one of us
principalpoop: ahh he is an old old bambi, you are a young old
Honey Sanchez: still alive and well :)
llanwydd: I mean among those who are here tonight
Hemlock Stones: i know what its like to feel millions of years old
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: We're just getting our send wind, Bambi :=)
principalpoop: does that include me or not llan?
Bambi: alive and kicking up a storm lol
klokwkdog: that 2nd third of your life can be creaky at times, Tween. Bear with it (use plenty of bear grease) and you'll begin to get the hangg of IT
||||||||| Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky enters at 10:21 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Mudhead: Jeez louise, this ie7 or whatevewr is resizin rthe page by itself
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Which way's Goshen?
llanwydd: I'll bet it does, princep
klokwkdog: (spoken as someone who's big on IT...)
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let's go windsurfing at Cancun, Bam. Show the young folks what up LOL
Bambi: yes, very true Tweeny :-)
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey JP...
Honey Sanchez: and drink plenty of bear wizz beer too tween
Mudhead: send wind, everythings a put or a get away
llanwydd: johann. I think I remember you as johnny
principalpoop: I am not all here, or so I am told often
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Yo Tween
Mudhead: get away
Bambi: Hi Johnny!
klokwkdog: get away, Dixieland...
principalpoop: goshen? you missed it, go back to the pass and go past go
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: How-de-do, Mz Bambi
llanwydd: just when I say I'm the youngest, johnny shows up
klokwkdog: this is still Pink Hotel Burns Down?
Mark Time: hey ah clem!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Depends on which part of Dixie, Klok. Some cool places down here...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: How old are ya, llan?
Mudhead: way down there in the valley of silicone
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yep, Klok...
Honey Sanchez: doo dah doo dah
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You really should have it in your collection.
llanwydd: 44
principalpoop: swing low, sweet charlotte, harlot
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Are you ready to join the other side?
doctec: last friday, had my first physical exam in 9 yrs (i was waaaaaay overdue) - clean bill of health tho waiting on results of blood work - amazingly my blood pressure is very low: 105 over 62
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nope, you got me beat - just turned 46 on the 1st
Honey Sanchez: the B side sure
llanwydd: aha
principalpoop: ahhh super doc, good news
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Health to you and Lil, Doc...
klokwkdog: DT -- not having to work for someone certainly calms you down, eh?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Good thing Dave isn't here though, llan
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 46? You're still a kid LOL
principalpoop: yes, dave, our prodigal son
llanwydd: I know. I meant among those here tonight
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Don't I know it, Twen
Mark Time: they landed the moon men on the 20th of July....
klokwkdog thinks Dave is really 75 and pretending!
doctec: klok: yes indeedy (lol)
cease: wow. vernon welles just won the game, beat yanks in 10th
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Dave's learning how to be trained by a dog in NYC.
klokwkdog: Mark T -- so they claim
cease: Very Pretty
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The day the US landed on the Moon!
doctec: brb, have to take care of a domestic task as per lili's demand - er, instruction :-)
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: My birthday!
principalpoop: HI E
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hi E!
Honey Sanchez: hi elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, lookit all the peoples!
llanwydd: Hi Elayne!
cease: hey El
klokwkdog: that "one small step" was really a complaint that they got the shoe size on the spacesuit worng again
Mark Time: baggage claims at that....
principalpoop: ouch, watch your elbow please
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oops...that's TWEEN - Double U, Double O, Double P, Double L, Double E, Double R - NOT pronounced "Wop-leer"
Elayne: Happy birthday, Tweeny!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Thanks, E.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, it's Tween's bidet?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 52 and counting...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Crowes.
principalpoop: cough cough
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bidet's the Fountain...
klokwkdog: hey E! see? some chatters have been ,b>warned in advance about Tweeny!
Elayne: Woo-hoo, you'll always be older than me! :)
principalpoop: caw caw
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Get that Duritz outta here!
Bambi: hi Elayne!
klokwkdog hasn't even had his beer yet; can't type HTML :-)
Elayne: Hey Bambi, haven't seen you blogging a lot lately! Cat did a really nice post about eating in Van's gaslamp district (liked it a lot, Cat)...
cease: thanks el
Elayne: Hell of a lot more cohesive than some of Krassner's ravings.
cease: just saw new chinese flick called The World which is a lot like Panormaland 2000
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I'd love to have Cat in Austin. His opinion of TX/MX cuisine would be a hoot :=)
cease: actual place in Beijing
llanwydd: just don't eat in your car
Mudhead: im having a nasty volume problem ah clem
cease: i expect to do a fair bit of traveling in the future. always wanted to visit austin
Honey Sanchez hands mudhead some ointment for that
cease: san antonio too
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Is there a Chinese equivalent of Hollywood?
Mudhead: Im not sure if its yours or...mine?
Elayne: Texas or Phil, Cat?
Hemlock Stones: ..
cease: has fantastic group in dallas airport last sumer
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Globner's Disease, no doubt, Mud
klokwkdog: is there a Chinese equivalent of FST?
cease: bout all i know of texas food
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The feed's fine here:
Bambi: Happy Birthday to Tweeny :-)
cease: both, actulaly, now you mentionn it, el
doctec: hey e - i still have the df#6 album set aside to give to you - next time i plan to head into the city, i'll call to coordinate our schedules
llanwydd: most of what we call mexican food is really texas
cease: but he'll never invite me over tohis island
Bambi: Hey Mudhead
Mudhead: everyone else, any volume difficultiues, I cant hear
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A group of?
llanwydd: a texas version of mexican
Mudhead: hiya Bambi
Elayne: Just plan to visit Westchester, Tom, I don't get into the city that often. :)
Bambi: had to say that again about Tweeny's birthday :-)
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: What?
cease: hows the exercise regime doing, el?
principalpoop: any new mex/mex food honey?
llanwydd: I've had authentic mexican and it's rather bland by comparison
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Oh, LL?
Mudhead: say what?
Elayne: Or let me know when you're free and we'll drive up. We're ridiculously close to y'all now.
klokwkdog: E, DT -- don't forget to synchronise your watches, too
Mudhead: I cant hear damnit
Elayne: Cat, my husband said it was a mistake to post about it.
Honey Sanchez: yeah they call it chile here
doctec: e: lili and i will swing into westchester on our way to or from the city
Elayne: He was right, too many people are asking me about it now.
Mudhead: someone close you say?
cease: is ned lamont your next senator or will it be the republcan, doc?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: They call it equador here
Elayne: Sounds great, Tom!
principalpoop: hehe hot hehe
Elayne: How are the cats?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: back in a bit
principalpoop: chili today hot tamale
Elayne: Cat, I find exercise routines go a lot better when you don't tell people about them.
Honey Sanchez: hot here too
Mudhead: They were delicous
doctec: cat: too early to say but i'd say democrats have the edge
Hemlock Stones: sings along with Clem
principalpoop: happy birthday to you
doctec: happy birthday tweenster!
llanwydd: I don't know what anybody likes about tomales
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's scarrrrrry......
Elayne: I got a couple catnip toys this afternoon, as I was in the pet store anyway. Datsa gets a whiff of it and he starts acting like a total slut.
principalpoop: you smell like a zoo and look like one too
llanwydd: you have to unwrap them and there's not much left
Elayne: I have some great Friday Cat Blogging pictures to put up tomorrow.
klokwkdog: Clem panders shamelessly to Tweeny (needs some MIDI work donw, no doubt, or some Gwen Stefani work done...)
Honey Sanchez: that was virtually volumeless
Bambi: chili today, hot tamale and hamburger all over the highway in mystic, ct
doctec: e: the two cats are great - they're a little over a year old now, they are a continual source of happiness and entertainment
Mudhead: nah, the volume knobs are goin up and down like a crazy monkey
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Now listening, Mud - don't hear anything unusual.
Honey Sanchez: lol klok
cease: yes i have to post image i found about kittens i had in 65. amazing pic
principalpoop: sounds fine to me
klokwkdog: got your cat fishing pole all set up, E? They go crazy for those after catnip
Mudhead: ewww kitty pix
Elayne: Hey now, cat pictures are what make the blogosphere run. Like hamster wheels only much cuter.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Now listening, Mud - don't hear anything unusual.
Mudhead: <---- kitty lover btw
Bambi: couldn't hear Clem very well when he sang it .... sorry about that
doctec: how about the hamster midi organ?
Honey Sanchez: catnip gives me the munchies
llanwydd: I ate in a mexican restaurant once that was actually owned by mexicans and the only familiar flavor was cumin
Mudhead: <--- felt you needed a foil
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Sorry, feedback loop...
principalpoop: cats or ponies are crowd pleasers, other than pron of course
doctec: http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/eceprojectsland/STUDENTPROJ/2002to2003/lil2/
Mudhead: i got some from a gum pack
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Reynolds Wrap for me, please
principalpoop: she'll be cumin around the mountain when she eats
Elayne: Cute Overload is my lord and master: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/
principalpoop: burt reynolds? he is old now, almost as old as tween
klokwkdog: most of the "Mexican" restaurants in Upstate NY are run by Italians; most of the "Italian" restaurants in Albuquerqe are run by Mexicans
principalpoop: ahhh so cute
Honey Sanchez: true
llanwydd: that's funny klok
klokwkdog: Clem -- you must re-play this "Pink Hotel" again on Sat!
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Thus explaining Chili-Mac
llanwydd: Iwe've got a pizzeria in my hometown that's run by greeks
ah,clem: will do Klok, if I am still here
klokwkdog: the larger cats sometimes eat crowds; not sure if those are pleased
doctec: is all this stuff off of the pink hotel burns down cd available from lodestone?
Mudhead: Gracias, Fofurafelinas... Gracias... is priceless E
cease: anyone can make pizza
principalpoop: do the right thing, they closed that pizzeria
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Thai pizza
doctec: i don't remember hearing much of this stuff on it...
klokwkdog cannot make pizza, now begins to doubt his humanity... :-(
cease: this wasnt that lnog after proc's job in the msuical that brougt him to la
cease: he still burtsts into song at the drop of a hat
Mudhead: funny, i cant hear a thing
principalpoop: canadian pizza
Honey Sanchez: hungry now going to eat
cease: get new ears, mud
principalpoop: plug in your headphones
llanwydd: that's right cat. my grandmother used to put tomato paste and swiss cheese on an english muffin and call it pizza
llanwydd: I didn't like those
Elayne: Mangia, HS, mangia!
Mudhead: they got them now cease?
klokwkdog: llan -- what did she call a feather in her hat?
doctec: lland: wow, that's tres scary!
cease: excelletn pizza in this town. much better than any i had in italy
doctec: mascarponi!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: This is the first cut on the album.
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mark Time - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: ok, i remember the exorcism bit
cease: another magic mushroom play
principalpoop: ouch, put a bandaid on it
doctec: i haven't listened to pink hotel in eons, i must get it into my ipod
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Let's go play ringball!
cease: oddly therese are the only 2 that got made into a commercial product
principalpoop: the fiddlers ohhhh
cease: hey're all good, some as good as their best ablums
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yeah JP!
klokwkdog: Clem is playing Pink Hotel out of order?? I thought you needed a superscalar CPU to execute out of order....
ah,clem: yes, a great peice
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Robot's Rules Of Order?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Been watching the movie Amadeus. What a genius. What a tragedy...
klokwkdog: DT -- you'll need a crowbar...
principalpoop: no fair, no magnets
Mudhead: nah, a 22 cent bullet works fine
ah,clem: is running as it was encoded
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A crew, Mark
cease: yes this is a wonderful send up of those 50s educational films
llanwydd: I wonder how factual "Amadeus" is
cease: thanks again, doc
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It was an audio CD.
cease: i remember having to sit thru shit like this in elementary school
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Wasn't the film "Amadeus" based on a play?
llanwydd: yes it was
llanwydd: I never saw or read the play
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A straight copy, I do believe... bought the original from Bubba. FST let's J&B have stuff for free, so I copied it.
llanwydd: but I saw the film
Hemlock Stones: exorcism, hmm maybe i could try it on Blair or Bush
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Then it's probably not so close to the truth...
Mudhead: ive just decided to reboot to analyze my difficultys
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know JP. Great movie, though (if a bit long).
cease: good idea, hem
principalpoop: yes, next election stones
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL Stones... if only...
klokwkdog: llanwydd -- they read some letters of Mozart on the BBC the other day, in one of the Proms intervals. He certainly feared Salieri
||||||||| At 10:43 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Hemlock Stones: Blair is possessed by Bush i think
llanwydd: It makes Salieri out to be a mediocre composer which he was not
Hemlock Stones: but who's Bush possessed by ?
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- both of them have gone around the bend!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Blair is embarrased by his association with Bush, and rightly so...
cease: those behind him, nick exxon, et al
klokwkdog: it's like some science fiction movie -- did you see the pictures of Bush trying to infect Merkel?
Hemlock Stones: yes probably Ceas
cease: scarfy, klok
doctec: ok lili is paging me - dinner is about to be served, have to take off now
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: True, LL. Mozart just smoked him, that's all...
cease: like putin kising that kid
doctec: thanks for another great chat session gang
llanwydd: interesting to hear that mozart feared salieri. I should think he would have looked up to him
principalpoop: best of luck doc, bon ap
cease: there's an epidemic of flesh seeking from the g8ers
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Leavin', doc?
doctec: y'all have a good one - see ya next week
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto leaves to catch the 10:45 PM train to New York.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bush is infecting our Mackerl now???
cease: coc
doctec: ttfn ttyl l8r etc ... & nytol
Elayne: Bye Tom!
doctec: -click-
klokwkdog: nite DT!
||||||||| "10:45 PM? I'm late!" exclaims doctec, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Best to you both, Doc...
llanwydd: nite doc
Merlyn: I'm taking off too, might be back later tonight...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: -beep-
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:45 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
principalpoop: I wondered what happened to merkle...
||||||||| At 10:46 PM, Hemlock Stones vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
llanwydd: ever notice merlyn never dies when he signs off?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Hemlock Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: by merl
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/009086.php
principalpoop: wb stones
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Merl has a lifewish
Hemlock Stones: ty PP, a mini moofie
klokwkdog: nite Merlyn
llanwydd: actually everybody's doing pretty well tonight
: everyone all at once!
principalpoop: my moofie is small but I prefer you would not call it a mini
principalpoop: at once!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mark Time into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:47 PM, then departs.
klokwkdog: BBC Tea Service, LOL
cease: this is straight goon stuff, eh?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL Klok - we elected this guy twice...
Hemlock Stones: Make Tea Not War !
cease: ive heard little goons that it sounds like from that
principalpoop: time is mark back time
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Mark is back...
llanwydd: must we talk about moofies?
Mark Time: back and butiful
principalpoop: is your moofie small too llan? no shame....
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Where's Chucko?
Honey Sanchez: ,,,
Mark Time: what happin...I jus kindof blacked out...
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- I think he has been influenced by his democratic friend, President For Life Musharrif of Pakistan...
ah,clem: ...
principalpoop: you were singing and put a lampshade on your head and then catherwood dragged you out mark time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:49 PM, on the dot!"
cease: dont point your finger at me, chucko
Mark Time: figures....
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Kinda looked like a Llama I know, Mark
Elayne: I'd better head out as well. Next week, all!
klokwkdog: nite E!
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Bye, E
Honey Sanchez: bye elayne
cease: their early stuff was very much riffs on tv
||||||||| Elayne departs at 10:50 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
principalpoop: nighr E, have a wuper eeks
llanwydd: nite elayne
klokwkdog: where's Dex tonight?
cease: thier hour hour shows actualy had tv shows on they'd riff on
cease: nite el
Hemlock Stones: Good Night Elayn have a good week
principalpoop: I have not seen him
klokwkdog: Poop -- I've only seen him once
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: a) you can't impeach a "war president" b) ammend the constitution so that he can do what roosevelt did
klokwkdog: ...but that could have been a clever NY actor that E hired
Honey Sanchez: oooh that's what i'm afraid of
principalpoop: the supreme court already said phooey to that war president crap about the tribunals
cease: can the supreme court enforce it though
klokwkdog: heck, it could have been any cheap, idiotic NYC (sorry llan) actor E hired, although some of that may be redundant
principalpoop: I have never seen dex and bush at the same time, do you think?
llanwydd: I'm not in NYC
principalpoop: he is at the g8?
Honey Sanchez ponders
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: the supremes don't control the army ;)
klokwkdog: llan -- hence my subtle correction in the 2nd post ;-)
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, hell - let's just rise up and have that revolution that should have happened years ago.
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- no, Motown does
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Klok
llanwydd: that reminds me, where's our old friend dexter fong tonight?
Mark Time: hillary's a real work too...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: no thranks, JP
principalpoop: sure, have the hosts of american idol incite a marxist revolution
cease: they did some great commercials
klokwkdog: there's an echo in these posts
Honey Sanchez: sings..... baby baby where did our war go
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol P
llanwydd: maybe it took him too long to park the car
klokwkdog: Honey -- am recalling the theme for China Beach
Hemlock Stones: Stop in the Name of War (think it over )
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: no minute is entirely free...
principalpoop: ahh I can't help myself, I am invading you and nobody else
cease: good tv series, bad music
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: That's an idea - have effin' Simon Cowell rip Bush up one side and down the other. Not that I'd watch that either...
Honey Sanchez: yeap
principalpoop: september morning
principalpoop: tuesday afternoon
klokwkdog: Gosh, JP -- maybe he could run against Blair. Certainly Brown isn't doing his job...
llanwydd: I think fong's absence is conspicuous
Hemlock Stones: Tony Blair Aint too proud to beg !
klokwkdog: BTW, Carl Clock is not a relation
cease: did he say last week he'd be absent?
principalpoop: I forget
principalpoop: maybe he did
Hemlock Stones: but we Cant Turn Him Loose
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: I know you wanta leave me...
principalpoop: going to florida? when was that?
klokwkdog: cat -- Blair? Bush? Dex Fong?
llanwydd: I don't think he said
cease: dex
llanwydd: I could be wrong
klokwkdog: he went to Florida without informing us?
cease: blair and bush weren't here, i hope
principalpoop: it could be a lunatic you'll looking for
cease: it is vacation season
klokwkdog relaxes now that llan has admitted falibility
klokwkdog waits for the Pope to wise up
llanwydd: yeah but florida in july?
klokwkdog: llan -- second prize...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: People who live in Bedford-Sty should throw glass houses...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: It's not just for breakfast anymore, llan
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: shouldn't
klokwkdog: llan -- that's when all the Brits fall for the Disney imagery and pay $100 a head for a US Visa to suffer in the broiler in Orlando
cease: beautiful house being built nearby, first floor is all windows
klokwkdog: llan -- except that most of them are wilting in temps now so hot that British roads are melting
principalpoop: and the natural thunder storm special effects
Hemlock Stones: not this one Klok, Lenny Bruce warned me about that place in the sixties
cease: frank lloyd parrot
llanwydd: I've visited Epcot in February. don't know what it's like in the summer
klokwkdog: cat -- are you going to be the local rep. of the Stone Throwers Union?
cease: you knew lenny?
klokwkdog: llan -- they change all the displays
ah,clem: sorry, I was on the wrong page, lol
cease: fumiyo and i are thinking house ideas. but that isnt one of them
llanwydd: I spent the summer of 1984 in England and the weather was quite pleasant
principalpoop: they throw hemlocks in england like we throw midgets here?
klokwkdog: llan -- that's good; it was predicted to rain Orwells...
cease: will be mostly solar panels i imagine, maybe some sort of mud yurt
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Paolo Solieri
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Honey Sanchez: thats a great venue in santa fe tween
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It's my fav from the CD, clem...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I was in Peggy with Munich...
klokwkdog: cat -- friend in CA has solar panels all over roof, laughs at power company. My brother has ground source heat pump, ditto
llanwydd: nice try, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to llanwydd and yells "My ears are burning..."
principalpoop: what is saint Fe famous for?
cease: yes i'm thinkng both those technologeis and more, klolk
Hemlock Stones: waving his Fees maybe ?
Honey Sanchez: um an unsupported staircase??
cease: going to an eco home event on salt spring island in a couple of weeks
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Auto-de Fe?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Singing for The Tubes?
cease: the eco house capitol
ah,clem: a fine selection, Tweeny
llanwydd: I think santa fe is famous for a railroad
cease: good one, piano
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Grazi
llanwydd: maybe I'm thinking of Atlas Shrugged
Honey Sanchez: and a trail too llan
klokwkdog: only thing to fear is vandals ripping the panels off your roof when you're not home
Mark Time: who was John Galt?
cease: Nancy REagan and Shruggo
klokwkdog: the dialectic is getting thick in here
Hemlock Stones: or the hooligans, Klok
principalpoop: atlas shrugged and said I don't know
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: LOL, cat
llanwydd: I like the book but I don't take it seriously
principalpoop: I have heard of that trail
llanwydd: not like some people
klokwkdog: no, HS -- no hooligans in the US anymore; they've pretty much assimilated. And we still won't admit Vandals, excpet to Detroit...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: If they weren't cartoon characters, they could be a ventriliquist act!
llanwydd: yeah santa fe is famous for erroll flynn and ronald reagan
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You mean... you're ready to join the other side???
Honey Sanchez: all the hooligans were exterminated in compton i believe by bloods n cryps
Honey Sanchez: i have that movie llan
principalpoop: the poco, the rico and santa fe
Hemlock Stones: Blair is gonna build more prisons for hooligans and keep em inside for longer.
Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmm but who does blair consider "hooligans"
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hooligan Hostels
principalpoop: I say Fe, you stand there and smirk and I say Fe, fe fe fe
llanwydd: is that for real, stones? are the british building more prisons?
klokwkdog: Honey -- go to Google News. Search for "ASBO"
Hemlock Stones: well, Honey, he tends to measure everyone by his standards
principalpoop: that works so well for us stones, good idea
Honey Sanchez: indeed so he is locking himself up, then??
klokwkdog: Clem -- did you buy it from Craig's List?
llanwydd: last I heard, one out of every 40 americans were either in jail, on parole or on probation
klokwkdog: Better than Tandberg?
principalpoop: I remember real to real, before the internet and tv and radio
Hemlock Stones: yes llan its the latest ploy, we already lock up more than any other European country but thats not enough for Blair, even though crime in the UK peaked in 95 and is declining
Honey Sanchez: that is astounding but its true llan
klokwkdog resolves to not talk about Nagras
Honey Sanchez: howdy clemmie
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: We have the largest prison population per capita of any country in the world LL. Good business ;)
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- didn't they let go a brutal murderer after 2 years or something?
principalpoop: and it is growing
Hemlock Stones: Follows Honey home and hopes she wont phone the cops
klokwkdog: for pleading guilty and good behaviour?
Honey Sanchez: i follow hemlock?
llanwydd: the land of the free
principalpoop: that is good for business klok, makes us want more prisons
Hemlock Stones: yes klok there have been some screw ups, but the biggest was electing this meschuggener
Honey Sanchez: i wont call the cops just 911 if i can figger out how to dial the eleven
principalpoop: fe fe fe
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- he seemed OK until Bush touched him
llanwydd: LOL hon
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Land of the Fee
principalpoop: I think I am spelling that wrong, should be feh feh feh
klokwkdog: I am now very concerned that Merkel is #3
Hemlock Stones: King Midas in Reverse Klok
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hollies!!
principalpoop: land of the Fe, santa feh
Honey Sanchez: meh meh meh poop
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: In case you guys haven't seen the Jack Poet Volkswagen commercial videos from '69, do be sure to check out the FST web site. Funny stuff.
klokwkdog: JP -- good group, never went very high on the charts
cease: great stuff
principalpoop: what did the hollies sing?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Land of the Fee, cradle to grave... Billville, Billville...
Hemlock Stones: Merkel is gonna be Herr Thatcher i fear
llanwydd: thanks for the heads up, tween. I've never seen those
Honey Sanchez: busstop poop
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Charts? We don't need no stinking charts!
cease: this is when they were way too into these games
Hemlock Stones: Bus Stop, Jennifer Eccles, etc PP
klokwkdog: JP -- yeah just tie yourself to the wheel and head for Land's End
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Stop, Stop, Stop...Pay You Back With Interest...On A Carousel
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Pre-Eat or Be Eaten..
Honey Sanchez: stop stop stop all the dancing
llanwydd: under my umbrella...
principalpoop: bus comes bus goes, love grows, share my umbrella?
Hemlock Stones: thats the one llan
llanwydd: wind and rain and shine...
Honey Sanchez: parasol??
klokwkdog: Mariah
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: bumbershoot
klokwkdog: boil and bubble
principalpoop: they call the wind mariah
cease: a halfling in a holocaust
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: If it rains on your wedding, that's not ironic. Not unless your Dad is an umbrella salesman... - Krassner
llanwydd: I used to be a DJ
klokwkdog doesn't carey any more
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: hobbit in hell
principalpoop: hey mariah, blow me
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A Blue Light Special?
Honey Sanchez: me too llan
klokwkdog: please, enough Morrissette tonight
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL P
Hemlock Stones: and dont forget me Honey
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: No Morrissey either, please
klokwkdog: and no Parade jokes, either; it's it's own joke
Honey Sanchez: how could i ever forget you, stones
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP
principalpoop: van morrisette would be ok
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: van moronisson?
Hemlock Stones: van morrisette lol is that the band with Kate Bush in it ?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Poop...I'm chokin' here
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Stones
klokwkdog hides head in hand at awful image Poop has conjured up, along with peeing in a cup...
principalpoop: one of bushes daughters can sing?
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, and Gilmour on "backing" vocals
llanwydd: didn't much care for van morrison
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Only if she keeps reusing a fake ID on 6th Street LOL
llanwydd: except moondance
principalpoop: lol
Hemlock Stones: dont forget Bjork shes looking for work
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The David Gilmour Girls
Mark Time: on my way....happy B-day Tweeny...gd-nite all....
||||||||| At 11:15 PM, Mark Time dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bambi: lol
Honey Sanchez: no guru no method no teacher
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bye MT...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Mark
Honey Sanchez: niters mark
principalpoop: niiiiiiiight maaaaaark tiiiiiiime
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- haven't you deported her yet. And Madonna?...
llanwydd: no tickee no shirtee
Bambi: thanks Clem!! :-)
Hemlock Stones: well we have had Super Groups for many years maybe we can come up with a Pooper Group
Bambi: and Tweeny for the contribution!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The SNL Jeopardy skit with faux-Bjork is a hoot.
principalpoop: g u r u
klokwkdog: doesn't London have one of those laws?
klokwkdog: many large US cities do now
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Scoop up a poop group...er, pop group
Bambi: Happy Birthday Tweeny!!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: My pleasure. Figured most hadn't heard this one...
principalpoop: ahh bambi see the future
Hemlock Stones: yes we can use grouper scoopers
klokwkdog: I thought the Thames was sterile of fish now
principalpoop: thanks so much ah, clem and bambi :D keep cool
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Madge can be lead slit
Hemlock Stones: you can only crap on the sidewallk after dark when the cameras arent looking
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Not sure I'd swim in the Potomac ot the Thames...
Honey Sanchez: the thames has dried up
llanwydd: It can't be. where do you think they get fish and chips?
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- you can pretty much walk across either
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: The troll bridge?
principalpoop: lol
Bambi: thanks and see you all next week and hopefully it will be cooler then
Hemlock Stones: if you fall in the Thames Tween it will throw you out
llanwydd: they catch the chips in a net
klokwkdog: Clem -- Play them some 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Bambi: not holding my breath for that though lol
Hemlock Stones: yes thanks from me to for a good show again
principalpoop: have a super week :D
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Clem!
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, but has it caught fire?
principalpoop: toaaad away
klokwkdog: great show, Clem!!
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Thranks mucho to Jim & Bambi for all they do... Great fun :=)
Honey Sanchez: only in ohio
principalpoop: night root :D
Honey Sanchez: thankee clem n bambi
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Lol Klok... the Ohio River
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: 4 dead?
Hemlock Stones: in the past it actually has klok and so has the Manchester Ship Canal, we got good at it
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- you forgot the quotes around "river"
Honey Sanchez sings harmony
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Many, many fishies bein' dead...
cease: as always, clem
principalpoop: you need to tame the thames hehe
klokwkdog: Providence Harbor caught fire Tuesday night in an electrical storm
llanwydd: I don't think I'd want to live in a state that had a burning body of water
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: They've improved it so it doesn't catch fire anymore.
Bambi: if you get a chance to listen in for the Independent Artists Warm Up at 6:30PM (EDT), the JimmyLee and Bambi show (7-10 PM (EDT) and a few more minutes with FST at 10PM (EDT), we'd love to have you there ... http://www.cniradio.com ... hope to see you then.
Hemlock Stones: its all the thame to me PP
klokwkdog: 100 foot flames
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Grid Lord, Klok...
llanwydd: I'd expect that of the Styx. Not the Thames
principalpoop: ouch stones, that hurt
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Jeah, JP, you really should join us on Saturday evenings...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yikes Klok
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: If I wasn't playin' gigs on Saturday nights, I probably would!
cease: will trty to listen, bambi
Hemlock Stones: sorry PP i missed my medication
klokwkdog: Carcieri Questions Why Tanker Was Unloading During Storm http://www.turnto10.com/news/9539926/detail.html
Honey Sanchez: oh that reminds me meds brb
klokwkdog needs to get a beer hisself
Hemlock Stones: passes roach clip
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Well JP, record it. Great tech info and some FST at the end.
principalpoop: I don't miss mine wheeeeeeeeeeeee
ah,clem: good night everyone, be well
klokwkdog: nite Clem!
Honey Sanchez: nite clem :) adieu
principalpoop: thanks again ahhh, clem
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Thanks, Clem - keep 'em flyin'
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: G'nite, JL.
Hemlock Stones: come down from their Pp you'll break the chandelier
klokwkdog: Why can't we just have cement carriers unloading here?
Hemlock Stones: good night clem
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: How do ya adieu what? hahahahahah
klokwkdog: groan
principalpoop: the chandelier says he likes me up here, If I understand his french correctly
||||||||| Around 11:23 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
Hemlock Stones: i think you had a very mischievous tutor PP
llanwydd: nobody's dying tonight
Honey Sanchez pokes poop with a stick to pry him down
klokwkdog: Poop -- this is an American chat. Please use English
principalpoop: ahhhh
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Flock of Tooters
llanwydd: just watch me. I'll die of leprosy
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Do Rhode Islanders also wear their tinfoil beanies out in the middle of thunderstorms?
principalpoop falls with a plop
Hemlock Stones: was it the Python phrase book you used PP ?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Aw, llan - don't go to pieces
principalpoop: good shot with that stick honey, you have had practice
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- ain't a patch on Texas or OK in summer, but I was certainly in the cellar in a very strong corner Tue. night
llanwydd: LOL
Honey Sanchez: yeah keep ittogether, man
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Iiiii fallll to piecesssss....
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: And she did, too
principalpoop: english english or american english or python english
Honey Sanchez: engrish
Honey Sanchez: english
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or Pigeon english?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You have a root cellar?
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- all the curtains were horizontal and I'd shut the porch slider. And it had been hot here (for here), so that's not done lightly. Acutally, I had to put my back into it the last few inches, to get it shut
llanwydd: it's firesign chat karma. just watch. my hand will fall off when I log out
Hemlock Stones: Japlish ?
principalpoop: squreech engrish troop
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Jeeze Klok
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or your dogma will be run over by your karma
klokwkdog: llan -- I know you actors. The hand never leaves the arm, can't fool me twice
cease: my main job in japan was changing japlish into english
cease: in the mouths of japanese people
Honey Sanchez: lost in tranration
Hemlock Stones: good luck with that cease
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Spend a Spring in the Mid-West sometime. Indiana can get quite entertaining...
Honey Sanchez: or was that rost
principalpoop: I had a carmen guiha, nice car
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- went all around me. Thunder was shaking the ground, but never came thru here
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Heh - Cat, that reminds of an old Yamaha electric piano manual...
cease: thats why it has all those terortist targets
Hemlock Stones: thats a VW isnt it PP ?
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- but not a patch on what I've seen in OK (and I haven't seen much there)
principalpoop: yes
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Apparently the translated instruction for screwing the legs into the bottom got a tad risque
principalpoop: no more calls, we have a winner
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's amazing. Indiana has the greatest # of targets. Yeah, right. I think Richard Luger was after some of that Homeland Security money.
principalpoop: lol JP
klokwkdog: JP -- the sofa with 9 legs?
klokwkdog: (that's an Edward Gorey pun, folks)
llanwydd: I saw a hilarious headline on Yahoo today. "Antibiotics not advised to treat runny noses".
llanwydd: Yahoo is so informative
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Imaginative...
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know the chicken from the EG, Klok...
principalpoop: yes gory
llanwydd: no joke
Hemlock Stones: (watches pun sail effortlessly over his head )
klokwkdog: Well I should hope so Llan! Only doctors should treat them
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Still waiting for someone to put up a search engine called WooHoo
principalpoop: that is how I became bald stones, I should have ducked as the puns went over
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Runny nose treats - they squish when you squeeze 'em!
klokwkdog was in EG getting the bad news about his car today...
Honey Sanchez: lol
llanwydd: or Wazoo
principalpoop: HooHoo
principalpoop: HooHoo
klokwkdog: domains taken, Tweeny
Hemlock Stones: how about a bad one called Oh Shit !
Honey Sanchez: hoohaw
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals... - Grid I miss Radner
principalpoop: hoohoo anybody home?
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0151003076/102-5007321-5853757?v=glance&n=283155
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hoosier Daddy?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Never tell an alligator...
principalpoop: feeble brain, why did that strike my funny bone? hoohoo loooool
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP
Honey Sanchez: i like hostess hoohoos
principalpoop: is he rich, is he rich like me?
llanwydd: like me?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The ogdred thing looks pretty cool.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: All you zombies
klokwkdog: THE CURIOUS SOFA: A Pornographic Work by Ogdred Weary is one of Edward Gorey's works in which the story is told through delightful pen-and-ink drawings with witty captions. A 1961 send-up of Victorian pornography, the book's thirty pages tell the adventures of Alice, a young woman swept into a long series of sexual adventures. THE CURIOUS SOFA's cleverness lies in that on one hand it reveals nothing obscene--one would hardly have to fear if a young child came upon the book.
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A bozo like me?
principalpoop: sure I do llan
cease: time of the season, for newsweek
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Never heard Colin sing THAT, Cat
klokwkdog: Tweeny -- you're better off to get The Gastlycrumb Tinies from your local library
principalpoop: lock your wigs
Hemlock Stones: Our currency is based on Sofas now klok, the ads are everywhere
cease: its all for sale
klokwkdog: and while ur at it Amphigorey is fun, too
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Bambi is f-f-f-f-ading away
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: i'll check it out Klok...
klokwkdog: Gorey's The Willowdale Handcar is a classic
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: I think I've got another one for Townshend..."talkin' 'bout my Ken-L-Ration"
llanwydd: sdfghjk;l
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I don't know whether that's good or bad, but ours is falling behind £ and € rapidly
principalpoop: I don't watch tv, I am guessing newsweek uses that song for a commerical, that is super wonderful if so
klokwkdog: JP not so late at night, please!
principalpoop: ahh pete was governor of california
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know if you've heard of a guyy named Gordon Pask (Systems Scientist) Stones, but he had an idea about the UK becoming an "information island". Data processing paradise.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Am I keeping you up past your bedtime?
klokwkdog: he's the mayor of california
principalpoop: oops wrong wilson, my plame
klokwkdog: he's the herr mayor of california
Hemlock Stones: its bad klok, we are trying to consume our way out of an oncoming recession i think so its war economy time yet again
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Wilson and Plame have 6-guns drawn on Cheney. It'll be interesting.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: More sugar!
klokwkdog: tweeny -- Cable and Wireless disconnected everything at Land's End; it would be hard, Tweeny. And they deflated most of Goonhilly
principalpoop: our richest are doing just fine thank you
llanwydd: plame?
klokwkdog: Valerie
llanwydd: the rain in spain stays mainly in the plame
Hemlock Stones: well we sure as hell aint making anything Tween so maybe we could just be an offshor database
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: "Jane Bond"
Honey Sanchez: boy george hes got it
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The CIA agent that got exposed by Novak.
principalpoop: valerie harper pta bizarre
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: He can keep it
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Her husband was the one who blew the cover off the Nigerian yellowcake (uranium) scandal.
klokwkdog has visions of thousands of oppressed Pakistani immigrants standing in tidal pools weaving databases in the dark
Hemlock Stones: its not the only thing George has got Honey
Honey Sanchez: kim novak exposed a cia agent?
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
klokwkdog: George got Honey? Oh dear, what can we do??
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I still like Jaguar and the Mini :)
principalpoop: oops she died, llan was right, llan is a witch
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A death! Bring out your dead!
llanwydd: only one of us died and it had to be bambi
cease: good image, klok
klokwkdog: gosh, this is righ tout of a noir novel
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: That's okay, the aliens will bring her back to life
klokwkdog: BTW, RIP Mickey Spillane; RIP Carrie Nye
Hemlock Stones: its so bad here now, and i kid you not, they are actually moving call centres from Bombay back to England
cease: wasnt he the dan brown of his era?
Hemlock Stones: sorry Mombai
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: "Get back to where you once belonged"
cease: i remember when a large portion of all books sold were by spillane
principalpoop: ahhh the reverse charge of the light brigade
Honey Sanchez: mumbai
klokwkdog: I can believe it, Hemlock. Trackieman was muttering about conditions over there last Sat. in CNI chat
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: So the English have to learn Chinese for the help desk?
cease: stephen king
Hemlock Stones: whatever
Honey Sanchez: sad thing is the indians are comin back with the jobs
cease: harry potter
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Spillane sold them in person?
principalpoop: what is all that din gunga?
klokwkdog: help desks to the right of them...help desks to the left of them!
Honey Sanchez: lol
klokwkdog: LOL, Tweeny
Honey Sanchez: ganga din
cease: i remember kerouac's publisher sending him some spillane to learn from
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:42 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
principalpoop: forward into the stupid questions they advanced
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Stuck in the middle with ute
Hemlock Stones: sssshhhh!
Honey Sanchez: hi dex
klokwkdog: cat -- that is a very strange image
principalpoop: ahhhh fong ahhh
llanwydd: LOL ganja din
cease: as they were the bulk of all paperback books sold at the time'
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The prodigal son...
Dexter Fong: Evening Dear Friends
llanwydd: hey good to see you dex
cease: and spekang of along time ego, here's Dex
principalpoop: you are late, we were worried, you couldn't call?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Dexter
klokwkdog: my fave spillane quote from the obits -- "I don't have readers. I have customers. And customers are good."
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: The Fong
cease: escaped the Toad Away?
klokwkdog: Finally -- we feared you trapped in Florida, Dex
Dexter Fong: Went to a concert Poop
klokwkdog: you missed Pink Hotel
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A Poop concert?
cease: ive heard of those
klokwkdog: but you apparently don't have to move (at least one) car
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Steeler's Wheel sings their shepherd's classic, Stuck In The Middle With Ewe
principalpoop: ahh yes, now I remember, like the kiss at the end of a hot fist
Hemlock Stones: what was the gig Dex ?
Dexter Fong: Hey JP, no, Concert of Thelonius Monk's Music
Honey Sanchez: nice
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Baa
principalpoop: cool
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Humbug
klokwkdog: Dex -- as done by the Salvation Army?
llanwydd: I wonder what a concert poop sounds like
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Sounds kewl, Dex
llanwydd: I don't want to know
cease: no you dont, llan
Honey Sanchez: its loud one needs earplugs
principalpoop: like armpits, but more bass
Honey Sanchez: and noseplugs
klokwkdog: and you probably won't find out, llan
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A diminished dump
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL Klok
Hemlock Stones: stick a mike in it and i will give you a level
Dexter Fong: Klok: No, Bill Charlap-Piano, Kenny Washington-Bass, Lewis Nash-Drums, Wynton marsalis-Trumpet and others
klokwkdog needs earplugs anyway
cease: the great silence that envolpes s after the frisign stops
principalpoop: wow wow
cease: i should put something on
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Marsalis brothers rock
Honey Sanchez: woo woo
klokwkdog: Wynton? That's kind of far afield for him. And trumpet?
Dexter Fong: oow oow
principalpoop: HooHoo
klokwkdog: Monk or mash-up???
Honey Sanchez: veja du poop
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Branford rocks...Wynton jazzes
Dexter Fong: Klok: No, he plays a wide variety of music, and *all* off it on trumpet
principalpoop: you do and you must clean it up honey
cease: ok i put on Bride
Honey Sanchez: branford marsalis plays mitch miller
klokwkdog does not recall a whole lot of trumpet in Monk originals...
cease: i hope i can get her off
Hemlock Stones: lol
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know about that, JP. Wynton is on Mellencamp's Love And Happiness...
Dexter Fong: Vega de Gasco de CaCa
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: That's what she said, Cat
klokwkdog: Mellencamp is covering Monk?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Really, Tween? He always used to be so genre-specific
klokwkdog: life is getting too complicated...
Honey Sanchez: lol
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Only with a taurpolen LOL
principalpoop: how does he keep his trumpet clean?
cease: i wonder why fred found this so offensive?
llanwydd: it's a clean machine
Dexter Fong: Anybody see where Melloncamp spoke disparagingly about Bush anbd Dan Quayle walked out of his concert?
klokwkdog: Poop -- Marsallis? He can afford to hire a cleaner
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Nope, got a URL?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Good for Melonhead.
Hemlock Stones: wow, he needs a Hitman ?
Dexter Fong: Cat: What did Fred find affensive
klokwkdog: Dex -- Quayle ought to know where Mellencamp comes from. His parents were big Party members from 'way back
cease: why people care about quale remains a mystery
cease: im listegn to Bride
Honey Sanchez: at least one good one, hem
cease: the opening dick joke thing
Dexter Fong: Klok: He may ought to know, but you ought to know he doesn't know anything
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Fred was disappointed with the Dick Jokes opening Bride
cease: they havwe always loved to play on words like that, and their risque material goes back to before their beginnings
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Communist?
llanwydd: I didn't like it either to tell you the truth
llanwydd: I found it quite unfiresign
klokwkdog: cat -- I think it's kind of an affectionate concern for the Village Idiot, like Jerry Ford. They don't want any Till Eulenspiegel-like things happening to them, etc.
principalpoop: ok ok, I only saw it once, I think there was a detective named monk who had clean fetish, I may have gotten the name wrong and so long response for a useless reference here please ignore sorry cannot stop help helpe cannot stop bite hand
cease: probsbly not their best riff, but i woulnt consider it offensive
Dexter Fong: Ah..well thay were kind of unneccessary
klokwkdog: Poop -- IMDB->"Monk"
cease: i dont know the reffs, klok
principalpoop: I am afraid to start typing again
cease: the dick jokes are perfectr for please pee in to the hole in the wall
klokwkdog: it was a good gag the first 3 shows. After that, it's like National Lampoon's Lemmings where the crowd won't let Dylan play any new stuff...
Hemlock Stones: is that a new show cease, i must have missed it
principalpoop: put the thingy in the hole? ask honey, she knows about that
Honey Sanchez: judas!!
klokwkdog: cat -- Wikipedia -> Till Eulenspiegel
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Megadeth!
llanwydd: I don't believe you. you're a liar
Dexter Fong: X-Men 3
cease: brdie is the latest firsign album
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- actually several years old. Cable TV series that sometimes leaks out onto broadcast TV (they need to shield those cables better)
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: The Bride Of Firesign
Dexter Fong: The Curse of Bridie Firesign
principalpoop: the witch does not believe
llanwydd: if you don't count All Things Firesign
klokwkdog: The Return of...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Actually, the latest FST album was All Things Firesign, but why split hairs
Honey Sanchez: tin foil hats help klok
Hemlock Stones: i guess so klok, our channels ar e all leaking badly nowadays
klokwkdog: llan -- it's a recurring series, you can't count those
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: And not so latest, Cat. Really wish they'd do something more contemporary. LOTS of great material to work with...
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: There's an echo in here...
principalpoop: HooHoo
klokwkdog: Honey -- once and for all, get it right people! Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
Honey Sanchez writes it down
llanwydd: firesign rarely does a "bits and pieces' album like ATF
Dexter Fong: Tween: I think they have trouble getting really contemporary..they need time to ramp up and since they don't hangout much,,,there yah go
Honey Sanchez: hey that was dave clark 5
Hemlock Stones: what about my pyramid hat, it sharpens my intellect ?
klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, a lot of ITV crap is washing up here on the beaches and we are getting sick and tired of it
principalpoop: it has to be aluminium? I have tin, OMG
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: How's about an Aluminum Foil Eyeball Hat>
llanwydd: Not Insane was their ultimate bits and pieces album
klokwkdog: Poop -- read the tutorial. You must do as they say
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's too bad Dex
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP
klokwkdog: JP -- you really have to make them to spec and then modify. Doesn't anyone follow The Rules anymore???!
Dexter Fong: I had to get a new extra large Pyramid Hat so I'd have room under it for my servants and reainerws
Honey Sanchez: rtfm
principalpoop: lordy lordy I am lost, the aliens already have control of me, take me to your leader
Hemlock Stones: i thought your servants were in those barrels Dexter
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hey, I stopped wearing shoes years ago
Dexter Fong: retainers
klokwkdog: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0312172/
Honey Sanchez escorts pp through the poop hatch
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You want us to take to to Crawford, TX, P?
klokwkdog: dang, IMDB is getting so commercial. Images on the info page. Sheesh!
Dexter Fong: Stones: THey were but I took em out, they were getting water logged
llanwydd: so are you really in florida, dex?
principalpoop: ahhh I was right
principalpoop: I liked him on another show, where he was an author, but they cancelled it :(
Dexter Fong: llan: No, what makes you think so
Hemlock Stones: yes i heard the CIA do a lot of that nowadays Dex
principalpoop: thanks klok
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: THat's the only way I can explain it ;)
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Poop hatch? You wearin' Doctor Dentons?
klokwkdog: Again (and I don't know how long I can keep doing this) go here for AFDB instructions: http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
Honey Sanchez: doc martins
llanwydd: somebody was talking about it. I forget who
principalpoop: not me, tween is 72 today
klokwkdog: it is very important to follow their instructions, esp. as regards covering children and pets
cease: im here, im not
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Don Martins
klokwkdog: yes, Dex, wish Tweeny happy 52
Dexter Fong: llan: If you check Nino (if you can) you'll see I'm still at the Olde SAME PLACE
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I was 98.6 yeasterday.
principalpoop: ok ok, I added to my favorites, I will study and obey
cease: that works for firesign equally well
cease: most of their work works no matter when you get into or out of it
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Yeasterday infection?
klokwkdog: Poop -- and add a Plimsol line to it
principalpoop: make up my mind cat
llanwydd: don't think I can check nino
Dexter Fong: Tween: Many Happy Returns of the Day, and Happy BBthudsay
Honey Sanchez: and a plumb bob, poop
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Grats, Dex :=)
Hemlock Stones: whatever floats your boat klok
Honey Sanchez: nino always thinks im in albuquerque
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: I don't know what a "plumb bob" is, but it doesn't sound healthy
cease: i cant even make up my bed
principalpoop: my bob is plumb, you wanta see?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nino was looking for the LaBrea Tar Pits, Honey
Dexter Fong: Honey: Nino *wants* you in Albuquerque
klokwkdog: wow, Fallingstars.co.kr is playing dusty springfield doing 24 hours from tulsa, which is kind of bizarre
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: When you're really in Nuevo Loredo?
Honey Sanchez: aha
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
llanwydd: yeah, tweens a real genuine watersign, but I've never known him to be crabby
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hey Catherwood, bite me!
||||||||| Catherwood bites Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Wow, real wooden teeth
principalpoop: I thought he had a rash, is why he walked like that
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Domine Domine Domine, you're all crusteceans now..
Honey Sanchez: just like walt disney's
Dexter Fong: If he can walk like that, he doesn't have a rash
klokwkdog: HS -- ended up lost in Wikipedia the other day, reading about Plimsols. They don't teach us that stuff here (NIH and all that) in schul
principalpoop: give him some of your special ointment honey
Dexter Fong: Klok: It's an advanced course teach you in Yeshiva
klokwkdog: cat -- i read the Wiki just now on Eulenspiegel, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Till_Eulenspiegel
Honey Sanchez: rock my plimsoul
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or some of your special honey ointment
Dexter Fong: Honey Ointment, it's not just for bee knees
Hemlock Stones: BBC did a program about Plimsol only last week Klok
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: "A Million Miles....Away"
llanwydd: I saw something on television the other day that said Disney didn't live to see Disneyworld
cease: ive rarely been to wikipedia
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Saw that show too - Travel Channel
klokwkdog: cat -- and they don't reveal the ending, which is what I was getting at -- the townspeople murder him because his goofy antics get on their nerves
Honey Sanchez hands it to poop to apply topically
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: But I've never been to me
llanwydd: he tried to buy up the land for $200 an acre and when they found out he was Disney they charged him $1000 an acre
principalpoop: league of gentlemen was super
Honey Sanchez: super duper even
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Sounds like something from Mahavishnu, JP...
principalpoop: i put plenty on the subject heading honey hehe
Dexter Fong: ;sings "I'm my Everything, wrapped up in a dream"
klokwkdog: it's a famous Strauss tone poem based on the whole story, kind of like a dim Wagnerian thing
cease: very interesting, klok
cease: es i am famliiar with this. i was way into folk tales in the 70s
cease: dragooned them into esl classes
Dexter Fong: Wagnerian din
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, no - that was some hideous song from 70s AM radio
principalpoop: wrapped up in a dream, talking about tamales again
Honey Sanchez: hot today hot tamale
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: My apologies to the MahavOrch
Dexter Fong: I was talking to this little tomatillain Gila Bend
cease: some of mclaghlin's best work
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: As they should be, Tween...
principalpoop: gila bend ova?
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP
principalpoop: chile peru or me?
Honey Sanchez: ufo motel in gila bend
klokwkdog: Jellyfish? Never heard any Jellyfish before. Too bad they broke up
Dexter Fong: poop: Right...just across the border from Spreadit, N.M.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, Jellyfish was frickin' great!
principalpoop: I liked to cross that border hehe
principalpoop: ahh they stung out loud
TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Well, both of mickey's hand are pointing to the bedroom, so I'll be off. Don't forget the Jim and Bambi show at 6pm EST on CNI. Until last time, again...
Dexter Fong: poop: Once you cross it, no turning back
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Check out keyboardist Roger Joseph Manning Jr.'s solo disc "Solid State Warrior"
||||||||| TweenyMenOnTheMoon departs at 12:08 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Tween!
klokwkdog: Missionary: My son, do you know that there is a horrible place you go after death if you are not saved?
Dexter Fong: Night TWEENY
klokwkdog: nite Tween
principalpoop: happy birthday again tween
Honey Sanchez: aww resovoir
Honey Sanchez: nite tween
cease: whats a job to a dog?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Klok, I saw Jellyfish in 1993 - they were an incredible live band
Honey Sanchez: feliz cumpleanos
cease: keep on having birthdays, tween
klokwkdog: Navajo, catching ride into town: No, father
principalpoop: I will leave so I get a seat on the bus this time, have a super week! hoohoo
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oops, indeed - happy birthday, T-man
klokwkdog: Missionary: Yes! And people there do terrible things to you
Dexter Fong: Night PPP
Honey Sanchez waves bye to poop
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Later, Poop
cease: this is a lot more fun than peeing into mother trucker's hole
klokwkdog: Missionary: And do you know what this place is called my son?
llanwydd: nite princep
klokwkdog: Navajo: Albuquerque?
klokwkdog: nite Poop
klokwkdog: (from Custer Died For Your Sins )
llanwydd: no I didn't no this place was called your son
Dexter Fong: Klok: I thought it was Washington DC
Honey Sanchez thought it was rancho malario
Dexter Fong: I thought it was Crawford Texas
llanwydd: reagan did not play an adequate custer
klokwkdog hides from chatters beating on him about punctuation
klokwkdog: sheesh
llanwydd: his hair was too short for one thing
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: But he did play an adequate coaster
Honey Sanchez: custer did not play an adequate custer
Dexter Fong: Reagan did not play an adequate President either
Honey Sanchez: ya
cease: hey dex, you read fred's book?
klokwkdog didn't think he was acting
llanwydd: LOL dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: I've read portions, have not had time for a solid read-through or run the cd yet
klokwkdog: well, an hour late tonight, but an excellent chat everyone
klokwkdog: see that you keep up the Good Work
Dexter Fong: Ta very much, Klok
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, klok
klokwkdog: But I must mosey on into the shadows now
Dexter Fong: Cat: Was there something you wanted to alert me to?
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Back into the cornfield
klokwkdog: I leave it to the rest of you to keep the Plame burning
llanwydd: nite klok
klokwkdog: good-night everyone!
Dexter Fong: Night klok
||||||||| klokwkdog leaves to catch the 12:14 AM train to Rhode Island.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: She's hot enough as it is, Klok
cease: yes, iposted reveiw of it on amazon today. hope you'd do the same
cease: klok
Honey Sanchez: night klok :)
Dexter Fong: Cat: I will follow your lead
cease: god
Hemlock Stones: Ok friends, time to say goodbye till same time next channel
llanwydd: we should all feel guilty about surviving after bambi died
cease: maybve it'll sell another copy or 2
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Not too close there, Dex
Dexter Fong: Just call me Jehovah
Hemlock Stones: have a good week everyone
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Stones
cease: the way i figger, the more people know about the firesign theatre, the better off is the world
Dexter Fong: Ta over there Hemlock
cease: hemlokck
llanwydd: nite stones
Honey Sanchez: night hemlock
Dexter Fong: Cheers Stones
Honey Sanchez: see you on the other side
Dexter Fong: Turn me over, Renquist
Honey Sanchez: i better creep back into the shadows again too til next time auvoir
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Honey
Honey Sanchez: nitol
cease: lol dex
Dexter Fong: Night Honey, see you in Albuquerque
llanwydd: nite hs
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or should I say...hors-d'ouvre?
cease: auv away, oney
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Guess it's that time...until we meet again, gentlemen...
Dexter Fong: ...and the awful chat drought starts
||||||||| At 12:19 AM, Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Jeeze, doesn't even wait for a good-bye
llanwydd: I've started reading a book called "On the Trail of the Assassins" by Jim Garrison
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 12:19 AM, then departs.
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: What was that?
cease: jp
Dexter Fong: llan: Welcome to the wonderful world of Conspiracy Theories and Martians
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| principalpoop - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: Garrison was a New Orleans disctrict attorney who actually prosecuted someone for conspiracy in the assassination of JFK
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: hee hee hee...see ya
Dexter Fong: Night Monseur Pianoforte
||||||||| Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky leaves to catch the 12:20 AM train to Springfield.
cease: indeed
cease: there is a garrison ref in firesign somewhere
Dexter Fong: Jim Garrison Keeler
cease: oh yes, in LIfe in the Day, the source work for Dwarf
cease: hes found guilty of killing jfk
llanwydd: I'm sure Garrison was wrong to do what he did but I still believe there was more than one gunman
cease: i ssuepct your' right, llan
cease: the truth may not be known in our lifetime
Dexter Fong: Llan: After JFK's murder, Garrison was Conspiracy Central for those who thought that LBJ did it, the Mafia did it, the Cubans did it, the Russians did it, the Mormons did it, the Scientologists did it...and they were all right
llanwydd: the zapruder film absolutely proves that oswald didn't fire the fatal shot
cease: krassner fell into that vortex, as i recall
Dexter Fong: He just winged him
cease: or wasa it mort sahl?
Dexter Fong: I think...it happened in Texas sio it was the Bush's
Dexter Fong: Young GW was drunk and high on cocaine and hunting with Dick Cheney
Dexter Fong: A game of paintball gone bad
llanwydd: It seems the whole prosecution hung on the fact that Garrison believed that Clay Shaw had tried to get a lawyer for Oswald
llanwydd: that's flimsy circumstantial evidence at best
Dexter Fong: After Oswald was dead?
Dexter Fong: He shoulda got a lawyer for Jack Ruby
Dexter Fong: He shoulda got Jonny Cochran
llanwydd: no, when Oswald asked on national television for someone to come forward to represent him
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:28 AM and porgie waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: porgie: You're a whiteman?
llanwydd: he's a student like you
Dexter Fong: I'm not a student..I'm a Hall Safety Monitor
cease: just startted Pillar of Fire.
Dexter Fong: Let me see you Bathroom pass
cease: great book, about america in the king era
cease: a hell safety monitor?
Dexter Fong: MLK?
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: what would safety be, in hell?
Dexter Fong: or King Gearge?
Dexter Fong: King George the Sheared
Dexter Fong: porgie is lurking
llanwydd: well, I'm exhausted. I'll be getting to bed. See you all in about 150 hours or thereabouts
Dexter Fong: Night llan
cease: lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk of url
Dexter Fong: I'm out of here also
cease: nigfte llan
cease: off we drift
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "12:31 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Back on regular schedule next week
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| porgie - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

Dexter Fong
El Diablo Yamamoto
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky
Mark Time
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Bubba's Brain

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"