A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 11:27 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 27, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 6:13 PM downtown bus from Redmond pulls away, leaving Vern Bookish coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Vern Bookish:

Hey, man that is JAZZ with a typewriter! Who IS that dude WITH?

Vern Bookish: CLICK HERE to read about the original Jack Kerouac ON THE ROAD beatnik scroll.

Vern Bookish:
||||||||| Vern Bookish rushes off, saying "6:13 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Fern Photo into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 6:17 PM, then departs.
Fern Photo:

||||||||| At 6:17 PM, Fern Photo dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and doctec disembarks at 8:51 PM.
doctec: well, the site is up on the new server (not a new domain host, a new server within the domain hosting company the site has been with for the last five or so years.)
doctec: things seem to be working ok, i'm sure there are still some minor kinks that need to be addressed - we'll be fixing them as we come across them
doctec: the site has an updated 'comments' form at http://www.firesigntheatre.com/comments.html - feel free to report any site problems through this form.
||||||||| Merlyn sashays in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Merlyn: Hey there
doctec: hey merl
doctec: i
doctec: i'm not going to be able to stay long
Merlyn: Got the reaper working, using the new logfile location, I'll see if I can get statistics working over the weekend
Merlyn: ok
doctec: thought i'd check in early and make sure chat is ok etc
doctec: sounds great - we all appreciate your work in getting the site running on the new server
Merlyn: Don't hear, I can type
||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits on the divan.
Merlyn: ted alvy pointed out that next month is Firesign's 40 anniversary
doctec: whaaa-aat?
cease: hey doc
cease: is ted still posting to alt ft?
doctec: yeah, i got the ted alvy emails too - 40 years, pretty damn impressive i must say
doctec: hi cat
Merlyn: (ref. don't hear, I can shout)
cease: i have a number of things to talk to you about, doc
doctec: can't stay long, dinner'll be served soon and i don't know if i'll be able to break away afterward
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cease: lilii too. she used to live in ottawa, where i'll be in sept
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi disembarks at 9:01 PM.
Bambi: hi!
cease: are you at lilis?
doctec: cat: how about sunday?
cease: i can call you sunday, sure
Merlyn: It looks like the automatic notice from catherwood got posted to the newsgroup ok
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Merlyn and mumbles "Did you want me?"
doctec: yes, i am at lili's. you need to talk tonight?
cease: any time good?
Merlyn: good work, catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Merlyn
cease: no sunday is fine
doctec: sunday any time is good.
cease: what time shall i call?
cease: ok email me the right phone number to call then
doctec: remember the 3 hr diff - how about around 3pm my time (noon your time)
cease: that sounds good, doc
doctec: i'll 'pm' (private msg) you here with the number
cease: probalby visitng my parents later that aft
cease: ok
doctec: i've just got to get a new mouse for this laptop, every once in a while the pointer bounces around wildly and radically, then settles down after a second
cease: ok, got the numbers doc
doctec: ok cat - look fwd to talking with you
cease: i jsut got emai from apple telling me to buy its new wireless mouse
doctec: hi bambi
cease: my old wireless works just fine
||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM crosstown bus from Tacoma pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bambi: hi doc
cease: hi bambi
Merlyn: me too cat
llanwydd: happy thursday
cease: hi llan
doctec: we weren't ignoring you - we just had to deal with other stuff
Bambi: we have migrated for our summer trip
Merlyn: hey llan
Bambi: we haven't had time to get the station setup yet though
doctec: i have to step away for a couple mins - brb
Bambi: will have it set up by the saturday shows
||||||||| Outside, the 9:05 PM downtown bus from Bridgeport pulls away, leaving Mudhead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: hey muddy
Mudhead: hiya
Bambi: hi llanwydd and Mudhead
Mudhead: thought I was free from Bridgeport
llanwydd: hi bambi
llanwydd: stuck in bridgeport?
Mudhead: not goin back
Mudhead: yay!
llanwydd: I've only stopped for gas in bridgeport
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and TheAustinTweenparty disembarks at 9:07 PM.
TheAustinTweenparty: a proud day in history when in an atmosphere of righteous indignation, brave colonial settlers threw off the yoke of the great US Plus empire by dressing up as Bad Brother Bait & Switch employees and threw Mayor P'nisnose into the ever-widening hole which leads to the center of the Earth
Merlyn: your ISP may be stuck in Bridgeport
TheAustinTweenparty: Evenin' all...
cease: hi tween
llanwydd: hey tween
Mudhead: Im not stuck on bridgeport
TheAustinTweenparty: Hey guyz...
Mudhead: Hiya Tweeny, Merlyn
cease: mud
TheAustinTweenparty: Sounds like a curse. May you be stuck in the middle of Bridgeport.
Mudhead: ya cease
Mudhead: if you knew Bridgeport, it IS cursed.
TheAustinTweenparty: What's the CNI stream this evening? (the regular one's not working)
llanwydd: just like any other city on 95
cease: never been there
cease: but thats true of most places
Mudhead: Whats the deal withconjugal visits, what do I need to do to get some?
doctec: (mudhead knows bpt?)
llanwydd: speaking of cities, I hear there may be a serial killer loose in seattle
Mudhead: Very well
llanwydd: yahoo headlines said nine murders in nine days
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mark Time disembarks at 9:10 PM.
TheAustinTweenparty: lol Mud
llanwydd: hey mark
Mark Time: hey crew what's new?
TheAustinTweenparty: Hey Madison...
llanwydd: happy landings...MARK
Mark Time: hey Austin
TheAustinTweenparty: Nine, mine chatz!
Mark Time: remember rivers Nell?
doctec: austin-tween: cni is experiencing difficul techniculties
cease: do we get cni tonight?
doctec: they're killing more corn flakes
llanwydd: I remember the basic black of daily life
llanwydd: now color is an everyday necessity
TheAustinTweenparty: The link on the CNI page isn't working. JL must be fixing it with the new set-up.
TheAustinTweenparty: Cruising down the river.... on a Sunday after noooooonnnnn.....
llanwydd: mmmmmmmmm
||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 9:13 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
TheAustinTweenparty: Sounds flakey to me, Doc.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
TheAustinTweenparty: Yo Bun...
Bambi: hi Tweeny, MT, Bunny
llanwydd: hey bunny
Bunnyboy: Wow, what a lovely new front end, Merlyn!
Mark Time: hey bunnyb
Bambi: just got back to the computer
doctec: bambi mentioned she & clem hae migrated for their summer trip, and "haven't had time to get the station setup yet"
Mudhead: hi Bambi
doctec: have not "hae"
Bambi: no show tonight ... just got him this morning (wee hours)
cease: hey bun!
TheAustinTweenparty: Hey Bambi. Still getting settled in?
Bambi: thanks doc :-)
Merlyn: that Michael J Fox movie "Back To Computer"?
Bambi: JL's in the travel trailer right now
cease: oh i see
Bunnyboy: Thass OK. We'll just lissen in our haids.
TheAustinTweenparty: No biggie, Bambi. You guys rest up.
Bambi: chatting in the yard right now
Bambi: thanks :-)
llanwydd: that must be pleasant
Mudhead: chanting? What kinda trip is this?
Mudhead: oh, chatting
Mudhead: nm
cease: great guest list on majority report tonight
cease: scott ridder was just on
llanwydd: I wouldn't do that in my yard. too many mosquitoes
Mark Time: what'd you call a fowl on LSD.....
cease: michael sherrer on next (dont know spel, formerly anonymous)
cease: krugman on earlier.
Mark Time: a Peking Duck...
llanwydd: anyone see the ann coulter interview last night?
cease: i think this san diego station is klsd
Bambi: LOL, there's a JimmyLee and Bambi Show replay just starting LOL
TheAustinTweenparty: That duck shouldn't be peeking...
Bunnyboy: Anyone who's a silent movie fan, or a devotee of early crime thrillers, should check out the new "Restored Authorized Edition" of DR MABUSE, THE GAMBLER, published by Kino. Highly recommended.
llanwydd: I think she's trying to redo her image
TheAustinTweenparty: No LL. And I would have missed it on purpose ;-)
Bunnyboy: What are the chances a trippy chicken would come if you call it?
cease: hows it goin, bun?
cease: not serial killed yet?
llanwydd: I haven't seen any of the mabuse films. I hope to someday
Merlyn: will it be repeated so I can not watch her again?
Bunnyboy: cease: No, steering clear of Oregon and California.
Bunnyboy: Oh, that's right! There have been those recent unrelated rashes of horrible mayhem in WA recently.
cease: theorettically, vancouver's serial killers are in jail
llanwydd: well like I was saying just before you got here bunny, there seems to be a serial killer in seattle
TheAustinTweenparty: And if you're a fan of Patrick Moraz, there's a new interview at the Notes From The Edge: http://www.nfte.org
doctec: is coulter still getting flack for her 9/11 widows remark? was it brought up in the interview?
llanwydd: I already have nfte bookmarked
llanwydd: I'll check it out soon
cease: today she accused bill clinton of homosexuality
Mudhead: adds@adds.cc
TheAustinTweenparty: Not to mention the serial killing going on in Lebanon.
cease: i think i saw that posted on huffington
Bunnyboy: (sings) Oooooooh, Coulter's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...
Mudhead: paypal money
llanwydd: ann was not as offensive as usual, but her remark about clinton was plain stupid
Bunnyboy: (sings) BitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitch, she's a stoopid BITCH....!
doctec: the guys who made the documentary about robert moog are doing a new one: "synth gods" - more info & links at http://synthtopia.com
TheAustinTweenparty: She's a publicity hound. Say outrageous things 'cause that's her stichk.
cease: ritter thinks bush will invade iran before the nov election. seymour hersh has been saying that too
Bunnyboy: With apologies to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
TheAustinTweenparty: Cool Doc. Haven't seen the Moog movie but have been meaning to...
cease: anyone see molly ivins on the cronkite show last night?
doctec: i haven't seen the moog flick either, will rent or buy it on dvd at some point
TheAustinTweenparty: No Cat. I'll have to see if it's archived...
llanwydd: cronkite's still on?
Bunnyboy: Tween: The MOOG documentary is good.
llanwydd: haven't seen him in years
cease: its the american masters series.
cease: last night was about cronkite
cease: i'm reading tayhlor branch's pillar of fire
cease: amazing to be reading that with all that 60s civil rights and vietname footage on the cronkite show
llanwydd: yeah cronkite was the most popular man on tv at one time
TheAustinTweenparty: One of these days I'm going to have to go down to Herrod's Firstborn so I can get some bucks to buy a Voyager. I was looking at the manual the other day. What a kewl machine...
Bunnyboy: Paula Kerger is my new hero. Here's why:
Bunnyboy: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/26/AR2006072602003.html
||||||||| boney bounds in at 9:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: lo boney
llanwydd: hey boney!
TheAustinTweenparty: "Walter Cronkite: Witness To History" eh?
TheAustinTweenparty: Evenin' Bone...
cease: boney, bunny, this is getting hard to type
cease: yes that was it. with molly ivins
cease: she looked much younger, but maybe that was just next to walter
boney: hiya friends
doctec: i've owned my share of hardware synths over the years, i'm sick of 'wm - give me a good vst plug-in any day, i can run rings around hardware synths
TheAustinTweenparty: Read my lips, PBS...
llanwydd: I was surprised to learn recently how far back cronkite's career wnt
llanwydd: went
Merlyn: he reported on the discovery of fire
llanwydd: he actually covered the nuremberg trials
TheAustinTweenparty: That's what I've been thinking actually. A fast laptop with lots of synth software and a good keyboard controller.
doctec: y'all may notice that catherwood got his watch fixed this week :)
||||||||| Catherwood says "Nonsense! My watch has never failed me! It's 9:26 PM, exactly!"
Mudhead: Merlyn lol
boney: Did someone mention Walter Cronkite? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/walter-cronkite/telling-the-truth-about-t_b_16605.html
Mark Time: not fade away...
TheAustinTweenparty: They have a software emulator for the Moog Modular series. (salivating)
Bambi: lol
TheAustinTweenparty: Hail Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside TheAustinTweenparty and yells "My ears are burning..."
doctec: dang, i'm being paged - 'dinnah is saahved'
Bunnyboy: I always thought that Molly Ivins and Ann Richards should've co-hosted a talk show.
cease: i was surprised not to see ariana on the show
doctec: lili say 'hi' to the gang
Mudhead: isnt that used with Reason doc?
doctec: will sign off now - not sure if i can make it back tonight but i'll try
cease: this majoiryt report guy knows molly's agent
TheAustinTweenparty: That would be serious, Bun. Those two have some truly TX wit about them...
llanwydd: goodnight doc
Mark Time: see ya doc...
cease: he asked her how can she live in texas. she said i dont live in texas, i live in austin
TheAustinTweenparty: And darned smart as well.
cease: by doc
TheAustinTweenparty: Bye Doc...
Merlyn: nite doc
Bunnyboy: Sad to just find out that Ann Richards announced she was battling esophogeal cancer back in March 2006.
doctec: mudhead: vst plugins and reason do not get along, unless you connect the two using a host program - my current preferred host is ableton live but there are others
Bunnyboy: nite doc!
TheAustinTweenparty: lol Cat... that's about right :-)
doctec: anyway nyte for now
doctec: talk to you all again soon
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:29 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctec by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
boney: nite
TheAustinTweenparty: Quite the island we've got here. Although I'm pleased that Houston has a Pacifica Netywork station.
Bunnyboy: mud: Are you using Reason?
Merlyn: I guess catherwood didn't like doc's crack about his watch
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:29 PM, on the dot!"
TheAustinTweenparty: Network as well
llanwydd: island, tween?
TheAustinTweenparty: Get off my dot, Catherwood...
||||||||| Catherwood gets off my dot.
boney: He told the right time.
TheAustinTweenparty: As in a cultural island, LL.
cease: and dallas has the subgenius
llanwydd: aha
TheAustinTweenparty: Pretty progressive. Lots of California feel, even a little SF.
Merlyn: Now hold it over here, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Merlyn and yells "oh, fuck off Merlyn!"
TheAustinTweenparty: A subspecies indeed lol
boney: catherwood do your freditor impersonation
||||||||| Catherwood ignores boney
Mudhead: Catherwood get Bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings bambi a toasted almond.
Bunnyboy: cease: as re: Dallas & SubG - The business address is now in Austin, I believe. And Stang lives in Cleveland.
TheAustinTweenparty: Toyota Priuses and classic cars all over the place.
cease: ah. i didnt know that
Bunnyboy: If you call that living (nyok!)
llanwydd: I'm poor. I can only afford a toasted peanut
Mudhead: classic cars, pshaw, theyre juss old cars
TheAustinTweenparty: The Police have moved to Cleveland?
llanwydd: maybe even a sesame seed will do
TheAustinTweenparty: Guess it's how all in you look at it, Mud :-)
Mark Time: whose the head of the subgenius?
Mudhead: I drove most of those pos back when they were new
TheAustinTweenparty: (Tween goes momentarily dyslexic)
cease: who's the subgenius head?
TheAustinTweenparty: I'll take an old Mopar muscle car any day.
cease: tiny dr. stang?
llanwydd: diselxic?
Mudhead: Do ya save..AND restore your old refrigerator?
Mark Time: whose head is the subgenius?
boney: Catherwood get Merlyn bad vibes, dirty laundry, an old grudge and a skeleton in the closet
||||||||| Catherwood brings merlyn bad vibes dirty laundry an old grudge and a skeleton in the closet.
Bunnyboy: Mark: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the "head" of the SubGenii, figuratively speaking.
Mark Time: ah yes...Bob...
llanwydd: catherwood is quite the efficient servant, isn't he?
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear llanwydd
Mark Time: $30 for immortality...
TheAustinTweenparty: Can you use a skeleton key to get into that closet, or do you have to use Dick's Picks Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood gets into that closet or do you have to use dick's picks.
cease: but hes all head and no neck
Bunnyboy: And then there's the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer...
Bunnyboy: ...or TRIPLE your money back!
Mark Time: I can't wait till the end...
TheAustinTweenparty: is that the Spoilsport discount, Mark?
llanwydd: arnold palmer played with keith emerson, didn't he?
boney: Catherwood get freditor
||||||||| Catherwood gives freditor.
cease: Tee for two?
boney: Take my freditor, please.
Mudhead: I want whats behind door 3...no...two...yeah, thats it,,,,ONE, I want number ONE!
Bunnyboy: And Veronica Lake
llanwydd: LOL
TheAustinTweenparty: And a one annda two andda...
Mudhead: for a limited time only
Mudhead: or until we sell all of these
TheAustinTweenparty: Brain Salad par 4?
TheAustinTweenparty: Selll those demons!
Bunnyboy: My dog, Storm...
Bambi: demons for sale or rent...
Bunnyboy: He'snotSNOTforsale...
Mudhead: is NOT for sale
TheAustinTweenparty: The Dog is not, for sale...
llanwydd: pluck the duck
Bunnyboy: Doppler
TheAustinTweenparty: Beelezbubs 50 cents...
llanwydd: you can buy demons in china
Mark Time: beelzebub
TheAustinTweenparty: I doppler 'er last evening
llanwydd: deep fried demons. they eat them for breakfast
Bunnyboy: TheremoredemonspilingupweCANT...!
llanwydd: same idea as fried dough
Bunnyboy: ..getridofthemandthere's...no one to talk to...
TheAustinTweenparty: beelzebub... is'nt that next to sounthern MX?
TheAustinTweenparty: I believe they're called Googles there, LL ;-)
llanwydd: didn't know that
Bunnyboy: I heard the bratwurst call my name...
||||||||| New notice: 'this is a test - please do not read'
Bunnyboy: Nite, yez. May bbl.
llanwydd: LOL
Mudhead: oh drat, i did
Bunnyboy waves and runs
TheAustinTweenparty: Tweeny averts his eyes...
Mudhead: nite bunny
Bunnyboy: What's that fnord doing there?
TheAustinTweenparty: Oh revoir hippity...
Merlyn: you ruined the test, mudhead!
Bunnyboy shifts uneasily
Mudhead: whats the sentence for reading a do not read sign?
Merlyn: oh, I suppose it worked well enough
llanwydd: 4 points
TheAustinTweenparty: a run-on sentence
Merlyn: you have to stand in the corner of a round room
Bunnyboy: mud: You'll have to take that up with the Mgt.
Mudhead: no sentence? not a paragraph then
Bunnyboy: Which, as you know, is the Midget.
TheAustinTweenparty: And recite the Book of the Dead.
Mudhead: I know a Midget
TheAustinTweenparty: an MG, Bun?
Bunnyboy: OK, gone I am
llanwydd: and three hail marys
Mudhead: or as he likes to say, little person
||||||||| "Hey Bunnyboy!" ... Bunnyboy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:44 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Mudhead: I call himma midget
cease: thats no midget, that's shortstop
TheAustinTweenparty: better than calling himma laya
llanwydd: who you callin a dummy
Mudhead: theres a 72 TR-6 sittin in our condo garage, I gotta walk by it every time i get my car
TheAustinTweenparty: Back in a bit, folks...
Bambi: ok tweeny
||||||||| 9:47 PM: Hemlock's Moll, Honey jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
llanwydd: howdy stones
Bambi: hi honey
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hello evverrrybodyyyyy
Merlyn: hey ho honey
llanwydd: or are you ms sanchez
Merlyn: nonny nonny
Mudhead: hiya Honey
cease: honey
Mark Time: hey honey
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: honey works for me
boney: Hemlock's mole?
Mudhead: and Mark, i havent said good evening
Mark Time: hey mudhead....
Mudhead: or llan, but hello all
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: what, no show for Stones??
llanwydd: apparently not yet
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: a Very Good Evening to you All
llanwydd: mr fong is conspicuously absent as well
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: oh my
llanwydd: so is elayne
llanwydd: and what ever happened to our old friend dave?
Mudhead: i didn know we was takin attendance
Mark Time: I repeat myself when under stress... I repeat...
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: it's early still why even poop is not here
Mudhead: I better get here more often
Hemlock's Moll, Honey mumbles present!
llanwydd: aha him too
boney: Merl... Ever in contact with Al Franken there in Minneminneminneminnesota?
Mudhead: Ya know mark, women dont get stress tho theyre carriers.
cease: elayne here?
llanwydd: believe me, I've known some stressed out women
cease: yes, merl. franken needs more humourists
Merlyn: no boney, though I tried to give him a firesign t-shirt at the state fair. Maybe this yet
Merlyn: year
cease: although he seems to have a largish staff and a larger ego
Mudhead: If yur not here, do you hafta say"Not here!" ?
Mark Time: ya women...
boney: He's got a problem with Firesign? A shame if true.
cease: ramdu see,squite pissed off with him, at least in the left of the dial flick
cease: maybe idferent now
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: no clem? no FST on CNI??? and yeah if yer not here ya gotta say so!!!
cease: ok im losing the typing sklls entirely here
Merlyn: no boney, just too much of a crowd
cease: have to sit In Front Of the keyboard
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: ease up on the psychotropics that always helps cease
Bambi: sorry, we just got here very early this morning ... no time to setup station yet
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: cease n desist!
boney: The Frank Sinatra of comedy
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: ahh oki i see bambi :)
llanwydd: I knew some psychos in the tropics
Mudhead: clem will owe us then
Bambi smiles ... will have live shows saturday though including a few more minutes with FST :-)
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: yes there are always psychos in the tropics it attracts them must be the latitude
cease: good to hear, bam
||||||||| 9:55 PM: klokwkHOTdog jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
llanwydd: hey klok!
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hey klok you startled me :O
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hello
cease: klok
Mark Time: hey Klok...
llanwydd: I wouldn't want to eat a clockwork hotdog
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: are they kosher, llan??
cease: clockwork honey could be interesting
klokwkHOTdog: hi Honey, Mark, cat, everyone
klokwkHOTdog: in case they haven't said, Clem & Bambi have just begun their annual MIgration
llanwydd: I don't know, honey. you could ask him
llanwydd: I think I heard something about that, klok
||||||||| 9:58 PM: SirTweenalot jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: nah i think i saw him pull up in the oscar meyer weinermobile its ok
klokwkHOTdog: hey, tween
llanwydd: hello again tween
klokwkHOTdog is broiling, but at least the road out front isn't melting
llanwydd: you will be easier to spell now
SirTweenalot: Accidentally hit the reset switch on the computer. You can kill the birds, Manny on tweenparty.
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hi ho sir tween
klokwkHOTdog: hey llan
Mudhead: another Tween, are they cloning?
SirTweenalot: For some reason your new setup would let me back in as Tweenparty.
klokwkHOTdog: gets the dust out of the switch, Tween, needs to be hit now and again
SirTweenalot: There's one of everybody but me!
klokwkHOTdog: tweenparty has to be reaped first, prolly
SirTweenalot: wouldn't, that is...
Bambi: great seeing you all but gotta gof for now ... mosquito time !!
llanwydd: but they let you write tweenparty on this board
klokwkHOTdog: tweeny -- we've sent our doppelgangers on ahead. where is it we're staying?
cease: life and death, just like anything
llanwydd: that's a double standard
SirTweenalot: Bite well, Bambi...
llanwydd: goodnight bambi!
cease: lol kloko
Mudhead: its like dinner time
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: i want a double, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings a double.
Bambi: see ya later ... please stop by saturday if you can for the shows http://www.cniradio.com
klokwkHOTdog: nite Bambi
Mudhead: night Bambi n clem
Mark Time: nite Bambi
SirTweenalot: At the old Same place, of course...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: k bambi ty
Merlyn: nite bambi
cease: by bam
Bambi smiles
klokwkHOTdog: wow! Catherwood finally figured out how to wind a watch, the old stumblebum
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:01 PM"
klokwkHOTdog: Catherwood's timing didn't used to be worth a plug nickel
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to klokwkHOTdog and mumbles "Did you need me?"
SirTweenalot: Cather flaunts his new-found accuracy.
klokwkHOTdog: get lost, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets lost.
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:02 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Hemlock's Moll, Honey by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
SirTweenalot: Hot diggity dawg!
||||||||| "10:02 PM? 10:02 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits on the couch.
cease: wheres dex tonight/
Dexter Fong: The Colors...The colos!!
llanwydd: hey dex!
cease: wow, that was synchornistic/
klokwkHOTdog: right here, dear friends, right here! hi Dex
Dexter Fong: colros! Los Calories
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Hemlock's Moll, Honey disembarks at 10:03 PM.
SirTweenalot: As if by magic...
Mark Time: hey dexter
SirTweenalot: Our Moll has returned...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:03 PM, dragging El Diablo Yamamoto by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
cease: maybe if i say, i wonder where elayne is, she'll show up just as instantly
SirTweenalot: Howdy doody, Dex...
El Diablo Yamamoto: http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/
cease: and yammy too
llanwydd: I was saying, dex. you were conspicuously absent
klokwkHOTdog: not quite as prescient this time, eh Cat?
llanwydd: Howdy Yam!
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hola sheesh i hit the panic button, i guess
El Diablo Yamamoto: Pouf and Here Is is the Zomby Woof!
SirTweenalot: What bottle did that genie pop out of, Cat?
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hi yamamoto
El Diablo Yamamoto: OI all
Mark Time: hey yama...
SirTweenalot: Oi back atcha...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 10:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, Cat, Senor OI!. Senora Sanchez, Hot Klok, llan, MT. Merly, Mudeski, Tween, fading boney and what ever the hell else
klokwkHOTdog begins to fret, his PC having neither Reset nor Panic buttons and Doug. Adams not yet canonized, leaving no one to pray to for help...
Hemlock Stones: Greetings
El Diablo Yamamoto: You all can read some of my arrangements of electrons and Phosphors at the above address
SirTweenalot: Are you familiar with the (very) old Don Johnson movie "A Boy And His Dog", Yam?
cease: hi stones
Dexter Fong: Hey Stones
cease: better than low stones
Hemlock Stones: hi Dexter
SirTweenalot: Hail and well met, Hemlock...
El Diablo Yamamoto: Yes
Dexter Fong: No radio internationale tonight?
cease: yes, tween
cease: liked the print tale better
llanwydd: I don't know how or why but I was just redirected to a site called "A boy and his computer"
El Diablo Yamamoto: Hemlox, does that retrun?
cease: like a lot of ellison
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hi stones
SirTweenalot: Haven't read it Cat. Will have to put it on the list.
llanwydd: looked like a blog or something
Hemlock Stones: hi also to Cease, Tween, Diablo, Mark mudhead, llanwyd, et al
El Diablo Yamamoto: llan-that's what I wanted you to look at
cease: maybe its equally carnivorous
Mudhead: hiya all
cease: ltos of good ellison. his essay on tv are quite good too
Dexter Fong: AGAIN: No radio CNI?
llanwydd: oh, I'm sorry
SirTweenalot: more like cannibalistic
El Diablo Yamamoto: As some of those entries belonmg to someone in here. I'm being an attention Whore
Mark Time: hey stones...
llanwydd: I didn't know somebody was sending me there
cease: the cnis are on the road, dex
klokwkHOTdog: Maybe Merlyn could post that CNI Radio won't be doing FST tonight in the topic
Merlyn: yammy put a link up, but I don't know why you got auto-redirected
SirTweenalot: Nope Dex. Not this week. They're getting settled in.
Dexter Fong: Well get em off before they get run over
SirTweenalot: In Michigan, that is...
boney: cease, do you visit Harlan Ellison's website, where he holds court?
cease: east timor uber alles, yammy
El Diablo Yamamoto: That's never happened that I can recall before
Merlyn: harlan ellison was here (mpls) for minicon, a science fiction convention just a few weeks ago
klokwkHOTdog: Dex - they are just arrived at destination of their annual MIgration
cease: yes he gets around alot
llanwydd: that happens at least once a week merl
Dexter Fong: Those timorous Easterners
llanwydd: usually it's to firesigntheatre.com
Dexter Fong: That me?!!
klokwkHOTdog: so no radio until Sat. nite. FST at 10PM (0300 GMT)
boney: Scroll down a bit. http://harlanellison.com/heboard/unca.htm
El Diablo Yamamoto: Chist we gotta get llan a real compy
El Diablo Yamamoto: I gotta find one w/no cats in it....
Dexter Fong: I can get llan a good deal on an early steam-driven PC
llanwydd: I've enjoyed some of ellison's short stories but I've never read any of his novels
boney: Did you get the URL, cat?
El Diablo Yamamoto: Mine are coal-oil fired, a bit sooty, but run at all of 4.77 mHz
Dexter Fong: Eli's son?
Merlyn: I bought a big collection of ellison stuff at the convention and had him sign it
klokwkHOTdog: just rent A Boy and His Dog -- they did a fairly good job of it
llanwydd: steam computer? Did fulton make it?
El Diablo Yamamoto: I saw that a long time ago
Dexter Fong: mHz = Miles per hour sleeping
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TheAustinTweenparty - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Bambi - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: a lot of Globner's going around
llanwydd: globner's is going around tonight
El Diablo Yamamoto: Globner gets all the action. I wanna see a good defenestration!
cease: have you read much ellison, merl?
klokwkHOTdog: llan prolly has a subscription ot WebTV or whatever it is, too, so just replacing the h/w is not enough, it might get messy
Dexter Fong: Plenty of Globner's to go around, honey
||||||||| At 10:10 PM, boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: he was one of the first sf writers i read, in 60s
Hemlock Stones: thanks for the message Honey
cease: when he was doing the glass tit column for the la free press
klokwkHOTdog: tweeny & honey are really getting messed over or else there is something nasty afoot in the Southwest
llanwydd: I have msntv2. the so-called "upgrade" to webtv
cease: riffed on in firesign play,
SirTweenalot: Not at all familiar Cat. Was more into Heinlein & such.
klokwkHOTdog: llan -- I know, I just forget the name; it's all so horrible
El Diablo Yamamoto: M$N aieee! The Debbils woik that is
cease: ellison a story writer but also lots of screen plays
SirTweenalot: My computer was accidently reset. That's the old screen name.
cease: was part of the babylon 5 project
klokwkHOTdog: it's...cheap, Yam
cease: wrote great sciprts for star trek, twilight zones, lots of others
klokwkHOTdog: oh yeah, and a real nice guy, too, Cat ;-)
llanwydd: I liked "Repent Harlequin"
El Diablo Yamamoto: True, my setup is spensive
SirTweenalot: Wow Cat, had no idea. Be interesting to know which TZ episodes.
cease: i was at an event with him in van in i think 93. yes very friendly
klokwkHOTdog: it's prolly in his IMDB bio, Tweeny
cease: his wife is really nice too. she got me to sign up for her little fan club
SirTweenalot: Good idea, Klok.
cease: not the serling ones, the next generation. i think he was a big part of that happening
cease: wrote some great scirpts, caused others to be selected, etc
SirTweenalot: The Night Gallery, eh?
klokwkHOTdog: cat -- I just know him from guesting on Tom Snyder show. He was awful bent ouf of shape his frau talked him into going on a cruise ship voyage
cease: or maybenot wrote but turned already writen sotries into screenplays
cease: no that was serling. this was called the twiighnt zone. 80s i think
Merlyn: oh, the remake series?
cease: oddly it was seeing him on tom snyder that i most remember, more than anyof his tales
SirTweenalot: Gotcha. The remake.
Dexter Fong: Spin off was called the Dusk Department , I believe
llanwydd: I've always hated the remakes of the famous tv shows
cease: yes merl
Merlyn: harlan is ALWAYS bent out of shape
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: lol dex
llanwydd: Like twilight zone and outer limits
llanwydd: although I liked the originals
Dexter Fong: SCORE!!
cease: this was when star trek and close enounters came out
cease: i loved what he said about those flicks
Dexter Fong: Then there was the crepescule Campartment
SirTweenalot: Not the one they did in Canada?
SirTweenalot: The New Twilight Zone?
Dexter Fong: Evening Evasions
cease: he dismissed star trek as born again new ageism, an appropriate coment during the carter era
llanwydd: who did what in canada?
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: everyone does everything in canada now don't they?
Dexter Fong: Sundowners
cease: and of close enoucnters, he said, why are we expecting aliens to come and solve our problmes?
SirTweenalot: Made in Toronto or wherever in the 90's actually, I do believe.
Dexter Fong muters stop me before I run out of ideas
cease: not star trek, star Wars!
cease: we try honey
cease: sometimes the police are distracted
Dexter Fong: We try Maple syrup]
Mark Time: don't fight it...it's over your head...it's alright...you wakeup in your bed...
SirTweenalot: The Independence Day scenario is more plausible. What we've been doing to otgher countries.
SirTweenalot: other
cease: it can be imdb's easily enough
klokwkHOTdog: He is famous for his hot temper and outspoken nature which has lead to more then his fair share of high profile feuds. The most famous of them was with "Star Trek" (1966) creator Gene Roddenberry, who had Ellison's famous television script ("City on the Edge of Forever") heavily rewritten to fit with his (Roddenberry's) more utopian ideas of the future. Roddenberry would not allow him to put his pseudonym "Cordwainer Bird" on the project. And, as insult to injury, for the rest of his life Roddenberry took credit for having "saved" the story which is consistently ranked as the best of the series by critics and fans and as one of TV's 100 greatest moments by "TV Guide"
llanwydd: they keep me sleepless at night
cease: but he said this in the 70s. of course it's still true
cease: he istill famous, klok.
cease: not dead yet
SirTweenalot: they keep me sleepless in seattle
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: ooooooh i didnt know that that was extremely rottenberry of him!
Dexter Fong: There is no doubt that Harlan Ellison is rather a curmudgeon...brilliant, yes...but still a curmudgeon \=)
llanwydd: the rumble in your ears
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: nearly everyone is a curmudgeon these days
cease: i read alot of sf in the 60s, less over the decadses and rarely now
||||||||| Elayne steps in at 10:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: but i enjoy listening to harlan babble
Dexter Fong: I'm not a curmudgeon..I'm a grouch
Elayne: Evenin' all! Love the front page redesign, Brian, nice job!
llanwydd: hi Elayne!
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: hello E
cease: and speakkng of babbling, her'es El
Merlyn: he went from enfant terrible to curmudgeon
SirTweenalot: I got my officlial curmudgeon cirtificate last week.
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
SirTweenalot: Hey E...
klokwkHOTdog: seems a bit beyond curmudgeon when he threatens to nail your pet's head to your door...
Elayne: Oh thank goodness, I thought you were going to say "speaking of Harlan, here's Elayne" and I wouldn't know HOW to respond to that.
llanwydd: I like listening to Brooks babble
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: lol
klokwkHOTdog: tweeny -- I doubt it. You have to take an AARP test to get one; it's kind of like Mensa, but in reverse
cease: you seen one harlan, you seen em all
Dexter Fong: klok: That's an instant makeover for your house
Mark Time: talk?...it's only talk....
Merlyn: good pen name, harlan elaynnison
Elayne: I have to be careful what I say about Harlan, as he's a FOAF (friend of, in fact, many of my friends)...
klokwkHOTdog: Dex -- not to mention for your pet
SirTweenalot: lol Klok
cease: i have no pen, but i must scream?
SirTweenalot: I'm a member of AARP, so I guess I'm 1/2 way there.
llanwydd: brouhaha balderdash ballyhoo
Dexter Fong: klok:lol
Elayne: I like your Orange Club pictures, Cat, it all looks so yummy!
Hemlock Stones: ...
Merlyn: the world according to aarp
klokwkHOTdog: cat -- we don't have to read SF anymore; just look at the newspaper or TV.
Dexter Fong: .....
Merlyn: starring robin williams when he's 80
cease: we were both in krassner's pot book together
klokwkHOTdog keeps meaning to join AARP but can't remember to remember
cease: yes the food was superb, el
Mark Time: comment cliches commentaries conversations criticism
SirTweenalot: Much stranger than fiction, Klok. Much...
Hemlock Stones: i see plenty of fiction in the papers Klok but not much science
cease: i'm going to an island famous for its food next weekened el,
cease: llok forward to my freviews of it
llanwydd: is that for real, cat? were you mentioned in a krassner book?
cease: true, stones, i think its lillagl in the states now
Dexter Fong: Cat: Speaking of Krasner, I was quite surprised to see that P Proctor had written for the East Village Other..a newsrag I was quite familiar with back in the day
klokwkHOTdog: Hemlock -- please see Wikipedia's article on "Creation 'Science' " and you will believe
Elayne: Which island is that, Cat?
cease: Salt Spring.
Dexter Fong: Pepper Fall
cease: hippy capital from before there were hippies
Hemlock Stones: like Alice i try to believe at least a hundred impossibly things before breakfast
Elayne: Off the coast of Van or Washington?
cease: i going to go study its eco houses
SirTweenalot: Seafood Surprise for din-din, eh?
Dexter Fong: Stones: I rarely eat breakfast...what should I do?
cease: its close to vanocuver island, about 2 hours by ferry from here
Elayne: Sounds pretty interesting, Cat!
cease: i'll post pix, el
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: sounds very interesting, cat
Elayne: I'm still struggling to learn about the Canadian island on the east coast. My boss has visited a number of them in his yacht so I'm starting to pick up a little knowledge.
Hemlock Stones: stop ordering it then Dexter
Elayne: I'm really crap at geography, though.
cease: the technology i'm thinking of having a house built out of is the same as used to contruct the great wall of china
Elayne: Please do, Cat! Between you and Carolyn Ibis, I see some of the best Canadian photographers around. :)
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Google Charles Atlas
Dexter Fong: Cat: Coolie labor?
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: lol dex
SirTweenalot: Yes, plase do take pics of the eco-houses and post the. I'd be very interested. We had one guy here in Austin who took a vacant lot and put up a geodesic dome.
Elayne: Unca Dex, I wouldn't touch Charles Atlas with an 80-pound weakling.
cease: i have to remember to take pix i can post from the stil cam. the camcorder's no good for posting yet
llanwydd: I never use google. always yahoo
Elayne: Well, unless you get a YouTube account.
cease: if someone form the 50s were reading this, they'd think it was teenagers exchanging slang
Dexter Fong: Elayne: I got there early, got an inner tube account
SirTweenalot: You find Yahoo better than Google, LL?
Elayne: Keeps you afloat, eh Dex?
llanwydd: I've found some interesting stuff on youtube
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: it isn't??
Dexter Fong: Cat: Nifty
cease: google and yahoo are both the sorts of words people would chuckle over when i was a kid
Hemlock Stones: how long can You Tube last Elayne, Kazaar caved in today ?
SirTweenalot: lol Cat
Elayne: Hey, get those slang-using teenagers off my lawn!
El Diablo Yamamoto: goddam kids
llanwydd: for MY money, tween
llanwydd: not that I paid for it
Dexter Fong: And tell 'em to take that weed wacker with 'em
Elayne: Hemlock, I think YouTube's carved a pretty good niche. It's becoming part of the vernacular by this point. It'll be around for a bit longer, I think.
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: lol cat lookie that cat googling that yahoo
Elayne: No no, leave the weed wacker! Okay, just leave the weed.
SirTweenalot: Have to try it for a while and see if there's a difference LL.
Hemlock Stones: but theres a legal action hanging over it now
SirTweenalot: lol E
Dexter Fong: Googling a cat named Jeeves
Mark Time: if anyone is going to wack some weed it'd better be me...
cease: ill have to post something to youtube eventually
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: i will join you, mark
llanwydd: yeah I ask jeeves sometimes
Dexter Fong: Stones: There's legal action overhanging everybody..it's just that we can't always see it
SirTweenalot: Gonna hop the border and get some of that Yukon Blue, eh Mark?
Hemlock Stones: fair point Dex
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: sword of damnnocleese
Mark Time: join with a joint and disjoint and pass the joint
Dexter Fong: Sword of that damned John Cleese
llanwydd: I once asked jeeves "what is reality" and he came up with a lot of stuff on virtual reality
El Diablo Yamamoto does not partake of the EVIL marihuana
klokwkHOTdog: what's really hanging over You Tube is burn rate. They only got $10M and their bandwidth bill grows exponentially; don't think their ad rev. keeps track
llanwydd: makes sense. that's reality to him
Dexter Fong: Yam: Braggin' or complainin'
klokwkHOTdog: colorless green ideas sleep furiously
Dexter Fong: ROY G BIV
SirTweenalot: What pars _do_ you take, Yam?
Mark Time: panama red...panama red...steal your woman...then he'll steal your head....
Hemlock Stones: yes wondered about that Klok theres a lot of stuff there and i spent a happy hour watching Laurie Anderson and Spitting Image
El Diablo Yamamoto: Actually none, rilly
Dexter Fong: Every Good Boy Does Fine
llanwydd: I also asked jeeves why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air and got a firesign reference
SirTweenalot: I stick to Lone Star. TX laws are very unfriendly to the noble weed.
Merlyn: I might be back later tonight, everything seems to be working OK so far on the new server
Dexter Fong: What was the reference, llan?
cease: ive seen far too little spiting image
cease: we got a bit of it in canada for awhile
Elayne: Sure does, Brian - g'night!
Dexter Fong: Where's Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
llanwydd: don't remember. long time ago, dex
Dexter Fong: OK Brian, ten four here and charlie one=fifity also
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: catherwood, please reset your watch
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:32 PM, precisely!"
Merlyn: bye
||||||||| At 10:32 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
SirTweenalot: Later magic man...
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: it is correct time
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, your a genius
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: bye merlyn
llanwydd: catherwood's right on the dot this week
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to llanwydd and mumbles "Did you need me?"
Dexter Fong: So are your pants Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Elayne: Wouldn't dream of it, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Elayne and says "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Really Riled, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
cease: merl
SirTweenalot: Got rid of those nasty time bandits, obviously.
Dexter Fong: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
SirTweenalot: The life of Riledly...
Dexter Fong: Gibberish, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Something I can help with?"
llanwydd: get me a toasted almond, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a toasted almond.
cease: is robin getting lots of work, el?
llanwydd: where would we be without our gentleman's gentleman?
Dexter Fong: Get me a poached peanut, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong a poached peanut.
Elayne: Cat, he inked five pages in a day and a half, his editor is very happy. :)
cease: great to hear
Dexter Fong: llan: We wouldn't know what to wear for dinner
Elayne: He has enough to be getting on with for a couple weeks, then he's going to see about his pencilling.
SirTweenalot: What does he write E?
Elayne: It's fairly unheard of in the industry to ink that fast. The average for most people is about a page per day.
Elayne: Tween, he doesn't write, he draws.
Elayne: He *can* write, but he doesn't make a living from it.
cease: did the UK trip result in any work?
SirTweenalot: Ah...
||||||||| At 10:35 PM, Hemlock's Moll, Honey vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Hemlock's Moll, Honey tiptoes in around 10:35 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
SirTweenalot: They're dropping like flys...
Dexter Fong: Honey!!, You're not home!!
Hemlock Stones: wb Honey
llanwydd: she must have been a door knocker
Elayne: Oh no, the UK trip resulted in Robin being able to communicate better with his Dad, and that was the main objective.
Dexter Fong: Oh! Honey, your back
klokwkHOTdog: Honey, what's with the zizzing and dripping?
Hemlock's Moll, Honey: i am wandering around lost
SirTweenalot: The Moll's back from her dig.
cease: any objective is a good objective
Hemlock's Moll, Honey wanders off in a confused state
Hemlock Stones: she must have got a shock from the tropical fishes
Dexter Fong reckons since all states are now confused, we're left in puzzlement
SirTweenalot: I thought TX was the confused state...
klokwkHOTdog: I thought she was in New Mexico...
llanwydd: vermont's a confused state
cease: he's lucky his dad is still someone able to be communicated with
llanwydd: you beat me to it tween
SirTweenalot: Y should see what they did to the map of our voting districts.
klokwkHOTdog: vermont isn't a state, it's now a People's Republic...
llanwydd: great minds think alike
Mark Time: ending tape ifty-two.....and wishing all a great evening and week...
Elayne: Bye MT!
Dexter Fong: Happy Landings, Mark
Elayne: I think I'll be cutting out as well. Loads of blog reading to do.
klokwkHOTdog: nite Mark
SirTweenalot: Bye Mark...
||||||||| Mark Time departs at 10:38 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: mark mark mark
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 10:38 PM train to Elmertown.
llanwydd: happy landings...MARK
SirTweenalot: Be takin' 'er easy...
Hemlock Stones: bye Mark
Dexter Fong: Read those loads, blog those reads
llanwydd: everyone's beating me to the punch tonight
klokwkHOTdog: sheesh, gotta be fast. these folks stomp off without time for proper good-byes if you're not blued to the schreen
Dexter Fong slips a stiff left hand through llan's guard
klokwkHOTdog: maybe time to rush get another bier
llanwydd: lol
SirTweenalot: Yam and Mud look to be next at the reaper's sythe.
klokwkHOTdog: you get a little drunk...
llanwydd: funeral bier?
Dexter Fong calls llan's mother a terrorist and avoids his inept head but
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkHOTdog: no actually it's Coors
cease: another bier? shoes for the dead
SirTweenalot: That stuff'll kill ya...
llanwydd: yam's got to be the first ever to die of the common cold
klokwkHOTdog: local liquor store made mistake pricing 12-packs and I got 'em for $7.35 ea.
Dexter Fong: llan: IN history today
cease: i guess it wasnt so common
SirTweenalot: You give your money to Adolph's politics? Good tasting beer though...
||||||||| Mudhead is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:41 PM.
SirTweenalot: Ah, that's a very good reason indeed Klok.
llanwydd: I thought adolph vanished mysteriously like a door knocker
Dexter Fong: It seems as though the reaper has little patience
SirTweenalot: The reaper is busy this evening.
klokwkHOTdog: better than Budweiser; their teamsters picketed the liquor store and it later burned
SirTweenalot: Ouch. Not good Klok.
Dexter Fong: therefore I will put up the (I'm away) sign while I go for a refill
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto bounds in at 10:42 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
SirTweenalot: Still pro-union here, though. Not many unions in TX however.
SirTweenalot: Yam is risen!
klokwkHOTdog watches Dex give the secret sign of awayness as he departs
llanwydd: I'm pro-onion
cease: how about a union for the unemployed?
SirTweenalot: Not a bad idea, Cat lol
llanwydd: just don't eat the green part
klokwkHOTdog: fine until the stores start burning down, Tweeny
SirTweenalot: Jim Hightower's big time into the AFL-CIO.
klokwkHOTdog: I am helping them by putting their employer out of business by not buying any Bud stuff
cease: is dex refilling his parking lot?
SirTweenalot: Yeah, Klok... no excuse for that mondo BS.
klokwkHOTdog: even after they went back to work
cease: are they sponsoring his radio show, tween?
cease: i used to listen to his 2 minutes spots online
klokwkHOTdog: in that equation, Coors comes out over Bud, although once this lot is done, it's back to Modelo, which is a woman-owned business
SirTweenalot: I believe they are one of the sponsors. he talk up the unions in general. A true Populist.
klokwkHOTdog: or was. Dunno much about the Gambrino outfit in TX that imports it, though
cease: a beer for women. but men like it too
SirTweenalot: His 2 minute spots are usually very good, Cat.
klokwkHOTdog: not many women drink beer and fewer still drink Negra Modelo
llanwydd: beer isn't usually marketed to women
cease: i used to go to his website and listen. should start doing so again
Dexter Fong: (I'm back)
cease: that was quick, dex
Dexter Fong: The secret sign of returning
SirTweenalot: Didn't know that about Modelo. Corona's my favorite. Just a bit too pricey. Nothing like a good Corona Extra w/lime.
klokwkHOTdog: although bizarre imagery in NYT travel section this week about trekking in Kyrgystan and bikini-clad muslim women guzzling beer by the lakeshore...
cease: it takes me longer to piss than for you to park your car
Dexter Fong: Cat: Just pour vodka into a glass, add frifgie water...drink and repeat
klokwkHOTdog: Modelo makes Corona
SirTweenalot: They sure do market women in the beer commercials, though ;-)
cease: lol
SirTweenalot: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: Didn't park, just got a refill
cease: sangria's the srongest thing i drink
klokwkHOTdog: too expensive for me for a light lager; Negra Modelo almost needs a fork
SirTweenalot: Yep. Cerveceria Modelo
cease: there are some fantastic belgian beers
Dexter Fong: Cat: In our next get together, we'll rememdy that
cease: msut rember names
llanwydd: I don't drink much these days but when I do I prefer dry burgundy
Hemlock Stones: at last, something positive about Belgium (makea a note in his book )
SirTweenalot: Gonna get Cat to eat the worm, Dex?
Dexter Fong: You siad it Cat
cease: i like drinking in quantiyt and that means very low alcohol percentage
SirTweenalot: lol Stones
llanwydd: if there is anything I can't stand it's sugary dessert wine
klokwkHOTdog: ...or a high enough alcohol percentage that you don't remember
cease: duchesse de bourgogne, i think
cease: belgian beer at liquor store next to my parents new place
SirTweenalot: lol Klok
llanwydd: like port....ecchh
cease: tastes about as good as a beverage is gonna taste
SirTweenalot: port has no authority
cease: i never liked port tili went to portugal.
cease: its REalluy Good there
klokwkHOTdog sticks to beer; sips appreciatively at wine, but just doesn't 'get' it
Dexter Fong: Hard to port and stay sober
cease: our hotel gave us a caraffe every day. amazingly good
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Hemlock's Moll, Honey - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
SirTweenalot: The reaper is merciless this evening...
SirTweenalot: Hard to starboard and more port
cease: if anyone ever needs a reccomendation for a hotel in lisbon, i'm your cat
Dexter Fong: Hemlock, Honey keeps dying..over and over....can't you do something?
llanwydd: you've done a lot of traveling, haven't you, cat?
klokwkHOTdog: in mixed company, wine is always the better choice
cease: a fair amount recently, llan.
cease: i didnt for a long time
cease: i expect to do more in the futurte
Dexter Fong: In a winos company, mixed drinks are the best choice
SirTweenalot: Asti-spumanti isn't too bad in mixed company.
llanwydd: I'd like to but I need to come into a bigger cash flow
Hemlock Stones: i think she is watching The Fast Show Dexter
llanwydd: then again don't we all
Dexter Fong: Fast Show Dexter...Don't know that one, Stones
SirTweenalot: Right arm, LL :-)
klokwkHOTdog: well let me state it differently -- chicks don't like it when all there is at a party is beer
Dexter Fong: Is that like when I flashed a kindiegarten class?
Hemlock Stones: dont be pedantic Dexter, insert your own commas
SirTweenalot: Depends on the chick ;-)
cease: wow, that takes me back to university days, klok
SirTweenalot: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Depends on the party
llanwydd: that's right. women prefer wine
SirTweenalot: the party of the first part
cease: candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker?
Dexter Fong: winos prefer song...singers prefer women...it all goes together
llanwydd: sweeter wine than I can usually stand
klokwkHOTdog: Dorthy Parker was one of the exceptions
Dexter Fong: Charlie's wife?
llanwydd: how so, klok?
klokwkHOTdog: also, don't expect to find fine wine in a lesbian bar...
SirTweenalot: LOL Klok!
Dexter Fong: I'd rather find fine lesbians in a wine bar
Hemlock Stones: you get some fine whining in a lesbian bar though klok
klokwkHOTdog: well, drinking the other guys at The Algonquin under the table, I suppose
llanwydd: I see
cease: i thikn she was usually under the table with them
Dexter Fong: klok: when she was under the table, she wasn't just drinking ;=))
SirTweenalot: Or a leather bar, Klok.
klokwkHOTdog: that too, Cat
klokwkHOTdog: she could hold her own...or anyone else's
SirTweenalot: Ah, we cross into crudeland...
llanwydd: so that's who was under that round table, woolcott, harpo, benchley...
cease: anyone see that flick about parker?
SirTweenalot: Nope
klokwkHOTdog: pieces of it
Dexter Fong: Velcome to fucking crudeland, you fucking tourist
klokwkHOTdog: on TV now and then
cease: benchly was a writer i really loved when i started reading that kind of thiing
SirTweenalot: She was quite a character though, from what I've read.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with principalpoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:56 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
SirTweenalot: lol Dex But, I thought I was in Turkey!
SirTweenalot: Hey P...
klokwkHOTdog: and did you loathe him after you stopped reading that kind of thing? (honest, just 1 beer so far!!)
llanwydd: good to see you again princep
cease: time to learn your next 3 words in turkish
Dexter Fong: Tween: YOu are in Turkey, bend the fuck over
Dexter Fong: Hey PPP
cease: Kurd
cease: Is
principalpoop: evening
cease: Stan
SirTweenalot: lol Dex
cease: May I see your passport please
llanwydd: taffy, coffee, border
cease: poop
Hemlock Stones: its a case of Chavs and Chav nots, Dex
klokwkHOTdog: towel...bath...Keyser Sose....
principalpoop: passport net?
Dexter Fong: klok: lol
klokwkHOTdog: Hemlock -- very few will grok "Chavs"
principalpoop: the voice of bambi
Dexter Fong: klok brought the silence upon us
llanwydd: did that go over anone's head? you remember turkish taffy, don't you?
SirTweenalot: We've been talking about Dorothy Parker, P.
llanwydd: I haven't seen it in years but I used to like it
klokwkHOTdog: Hemlock -- it's right up there with Jafastan
principalpoop: it was me, blame me, kick me, slap me
SirTweenalot: sorry, no grok Chavs
Dexter Fong: I heard it go over, thought it was a Hexbolah rocket
llanwydd: LOL
principalpoop: not jacob chavitz?
klokwkHOTdog: Tweeny -- feed it to Wikipedia and you will understand
Dexter Fong: Jacob Chavits is well centered
SirTweenalot: They're putting the Hexbola virus in rockets now...
klokwkHOTdog: I hate that place
klokwkHOTdog: talk about unions...
llanwydd: I stopped eating taffy and caramel after I lost a filling in a sugar daddy
principalpoop: chavit up yours
Dexter Fong: talk about rap muysic
Hemlock Stones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
llanwydd: I'm afraid of that kind of stuff now
klokwkHOTdog: Keyser Sose is the looming presence in The Usual Suspects
Dexter Fong: llan: Remember Ju-Jubes they suck the filling right outta yer head
llanwydd: chacob chavits?
SirTweenalot: Ah, kinda like the old Mod slang.
principalpoop: carob
klokwkHOTdog: and then you can look up jafa...
Hemlock Stones: i suppose a close approximation on your side of the pond might be Trailer Trash
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: yeah I'm afraid of those too, dex
principalpoop: jafa is arabic java
SirTweenalot: Jafa the Hut?
klokwkHOTdog: not quite -- aren't we talking the likes of David Beckam, too?
Dexter Fong: klok: I got the Keyser reference, but not Stones chavs reference..perhaps the brand name of some kind of requisitte t t t t t
Hemlock Stones: you can take the man out of the chav but not the chav out of the man !
principalpoop: wait wait, I live in a trailer house, you blimy bastard
llanwydd: catherwood, can you tell us what time it is in shangri-la?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:02 PM, exactly!"
Dexter Fong: Poop:Hope it's at least a double wide
cease: its la la time
SirTweenalot: Yeah, who you callin' Trailer?
klokwkHOTdog: Dex -- read The Register more and you'll be exposed (without having to actually ride on the subway with them; NYC is bad enuff already in that regard...)
principalpoop: yes it is, but I am triple wide now
Hemlock Stones: not everyone in a trailer is trash PP but it can help
principalpoop: I lost a tooth in a sugar daddy
Dexter Fong: Klok: Ah you small burg people always throwing pebbles at the tall building you can never reach
llanwydd: you too, princep?
principalpoop: povich and springer are having an auction for me
klokwkHOTdog: Dex -- you know Encyclopedia Britannica is more or less doomed when you read the Wiki entry on Keyser Sose...
SirTweenalot: I've been doing broadcasts from my Airstream since before the beginning...
cease: but im sure he compensated for it, poop
llanwydd: I lost a filling in a sugar daddy when I was in england. they have them there too
principalpoop: yes he did, a fine sugar daddy
Dexter Fong: Tween: Is that you Airstream paked upon that beautiful Travel Queen?
SirTweenalot: The Onion's got a great spoof on Wikipedia: http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,lr1w,7kb,31oh,h5bh,e5hx,ba0v
SirTweenalot: Right in the middle of the Blue Moss trailer park.
klokwkHOTdog: "Well I found him in Pennsacola / In a trailer by the shore / He said if you've come to take the car away / I don't have it any more / I don't have it any more "
Dexter Fong: Klok does a lovely rendition of the Repo Man's Blues
klokwkHOTdog: I usually riff Rob on the CNI chat about that on Sats. He's in Florida, but in CST due to panhandle effect
principalpoop: appalachacola
llanwydd: catherwood, can you tell us the time in middle earth?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:06 PM"
SirTweenalot: The aliens are parked right next door in the next trailer!
klokwkHOTdog: live
SirTweenalot: Appaloosa - what a great Gino Vannelli tune...
llanwydd: it's the same time everywhere
klokwkHOTdog: if you can call that living
Dexter Fong: Tween: Probe them for some scientific information
principalpoop: tell me about chavs, I love animal movies
klokwkHOTdog always remembers the trailer park in Ruthless People
cease: that is ridiculously funny
Hemlock Stones: i wish it was llanwydd but its after 4 am here
SirTweenalot: Tweeny sings - 'Cause there's bugger-all here on Earth...
llanwydd: I wonder where ruth is
Dexter Fong always remembers the ruthless people in the trailor park
cease: the onion wikipedia thing
klokwkHOTdog: yeah, they typically purge all the Ruths. Some Biblical thing
cease: even the babes?
principalpoop has forgotten all the names except danny devito from that movie
SirTweenalot: It is a really good send-up, Cat :-)
Dexter Fong: Here Ruth, eat your exlax
klokwkHOTdog: you have to watch out for trailer parks; often they are bizarre religious cults, not communities of random people
klokwkHOTdog: Bette Midler
cease: i have rarley consulted it, but at least ossman found some humour in it
klokwkHOTdog: the girl who played supergirl
principalpoop: define bizarre
llanwydd: well, I must expire for the night. see you all in about 150 hours
Dexter Fong: define random
principalpoop: supergirl is a lesbo?
Dexter Fong: Night llan
klokwkHOTdog: nite llan!
cease: llan
Hemlock Stones: ok llan take care see you next time same place
SirTweenalot: Sleep well, LL...
principalpoop: good hibernation llan
Dexter Fong: Poop: All lesbos are supergirls
klokwkHOTdog: dunno, poop
principalpoop: sure they are but some girl played with supergirl hehe
klokwkHOTdog: helen slater
Dexter Fong: Christian's wife?
klokwkHOTdog: unlikely
SirTweenalot: helen christian slater - she's damned
principalpoop: helen slater than who?
Dexter Fong: Sister?
klokwkHOTdog: only if she does
Dexter Fong: Mother?
Dexter Fong: Sister?
klokwkHOTdog: by now
Dexter Fong: Mother? (slap)
principalpoop: no, not that show fong
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop, take it easy..it's just Lesbo Town
cease: is that where nicholson's nose went
principalpoop: oops not lets bowl town?
klokwkHOTdog: Spouse Robert Watzke (1990 - present) 1 child -- yeah, "mother"
SirTweenalot: lol Dex
cease: come. sit on the face of a refined. man
Dexter Fong: Thanks, but I'd rather stand
SirTweenalot: Would they do that, Cat?
Dexter Fong: ..on the face of a refined women
principalpoop: watzke chaving about?
SirTweenalot: more likely, Dex
Dexter Fong: And in goal for the russian hockey team, Chav WATZKE
Dexter Fong: He insists on all caps for his last name
principalpoop: if you knew watzke, like I knew watzke
principalpoop: ahh he is russian
SirTweenalot: All here familiar with the movie Aviator about Howard Hughes? Fine flick, if I may be a judge.
Dexter Fong: he power company is raising the rates on watzke's
Hemlock Stones: i still laugh when i read what the chavettes said when they were asked how fathered thier kids by the Child support Agency
SirTweenalot: Talk about a guy with a few problems...
Hemlock Stones: should read who not how
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes, familiar..and enjoyed it very much especially the scene when he goes to congress in sticks it in the senators face
principalpoop: wipe the keyboard after you say that tween
SirTweenalot: What's the quote, Stones?
principalpoop: I have not seen it
SirTweenalot: You bet, Dex.
Hemlock Stones: I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
cease: ill have to rent that dvd
klokwkHOTdog: Our non-UK readership will have to bear with us for a moment while we direct you towards enlightenment in the form of splendid online resource www.chavscum.co.uk - a "user's guide to Britain's new ruling class". Yes indeed, here is everything you ever wanted to know about Chavs
klokwkHOTdog: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/06/chavscum/
SirTweenalot: lol Stones. real sophisticated bunch, eh?
Dexter Fong: 'recommends Altman's Prarie Home Companion
Hemlock Stones: actual quotes from stolen government claim forms
cease: will rent that too
cease: i wanna see the new pkdick flick
cease: its not in a conveninet theatre
Hemlock Stones: From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
SirTweenalot: I've heard it's very good, Dex. Wasn't sure it would translate well.
klokwkHOTdog: tweeny -- yeah; Blanchett got all the raves for her Hepburn, but Beckensdale did pretty darn good Ava Gardner
Hemlock Stones: Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Altman's films are always of interest IMHO
cease: yes tween that is a bizarre concept
SirTweenalot: An immaculate conception, Sontes?
cease: garriosn' voice is like a firesing instruemnt
SirTweenalot: Absolutely, Klok.
principalpoop: so, which can of beans was it?
SirTweenalot: Big Altman fan.
cease: its good for summoning images in your mind, not given to you visually
Dexter Fong: Sontes? Who let the Mexican in?
SirTweenalot: Stones
Hemlock Stones: cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
SirTweenalot: A British Mexican
klokwkHOTdog: and Stefani is not too shabby as Harlow, either, although brief part
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: get him, I'll call ICE
cease: what Are all these mexicans doing here?
cease: the fox trot?
Hemlock Stones: the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
klokwkHOTdog: cat -- a lot of Americans are saying just that
Dexter Fong: Cat: There here for the big Air Show
SirTweenalot: Good actors all around. Brent Spiner from Star Trek (Data) as the head of McDonald Douglas.
Dexter Fong: I thought it was McDonald, Ronald
klokwkHOTdog: Baldwin's Juan Tripp too far over the top for me
principalpoop: no job skills, cannot speak english, they are taking jobs away from all our unskilled, illiterate americans
Dexter Fong: Klok: You'
SirTweenalot: Maybe Tripp was over the top.
Dexter Fong: you're right, they didn't have polar flights in those days
cease: id like to see spiner do something that wasnt a riff on star trek character
SirTweenalot: You mean the folks in the White House , P?
cease: i enjoyed the next generation most of al lthe sat treks series
klokwkHOTdog: still, Scorsese tried hard but it never really came all together for me. I really like the Biography bits in the DVD kit better than the movie
cease: but it paled next to b5
Dexter Fong: Cat: For me, it was Deep Space Nine
principalpoop: oops, the poor unskilled, illiterate americans
Dexter Fong: but Bab 5 was the best
cease: i liked the relgion and the baseball in that, dex
klokwkHOTdog: for one thing DiCaprio is too short. Hughes was something like 6'6" and only 150 lb, so DiCaprio looks short and fat
SirTweenalot: Me too Cat. Thought NG was the best of the series.
cease: but i liked them all, except hte last one. coldt watch it at all
Hemlock Stones: ok i have to call it a day now folks but see you all again next week i hope
Dexter Fong: klok: You have to use your imagination
SirTweenalot: That was mentioned by critics, Klok, but I still think he did a fine job.
cease: Fumiyo really got me into star trek.
cease: tween
principalpoop: night night stones
Dexter Fong: Ta very much, Hemlock
SirTweenalot: Happy motoring, Stones...
Hemlock Stones: take care all, bye for now
principalpoop: cherrio old chum :D
Hemlock Stones: good night and good morning
cease: stones
klokwkHOTdog: I liked some of NexGen, but it was kind of uneven. DSN had long arcs and some really good characters that they developed well. It kept trying to run off the rails, but they managed to keep it all together
Dexter Fong: 'cause you may not be able to buy for tommorow
klokwkHOTdog: nite Stones!
cease: i agrtee about dsn, klok
klokwkHOTdog: the DSN "Roswell" episode was kind of contrived, but simply ROFL
SirTweenalot: Hey, I'll watch any of it. Very few bad ST episodes.
cease: i found it a little cloying at times though
Dexter Fong sing, I want a little cloy...that I can call my own...."
klokwkHOTdog: those things are meat grinders to crank out scripts for while they're running
cease: its hard to say anything new or interesting about religion but at least ds9 tried
SirTweenalot: I'll bet Klok. Hard to make every episode live up to the standard.
klokwkHOTdog: you really need to do the Fawlty Towers / Ab Fab approach of getting a full set of scripts, then shoot the whole lot and move on. Do a second or third set if the thing is popular
Dexter Fong: Klok: They are indded..and unfortunately, too often..the network carrying them gets scared and they have to bail out before the arc is fully competed
Dexter Fong: completed
cease: b5 was written for 4, but ran 5
cease: even a show of that quality doesnt always conform to those situations
klokwkHOTdog: Strac very nearly killed himself doing that thing
Dexter Fong: Cat: i thought it was written for 5 but had to speed up the last yuear????
Dexter Fong: four
cease: it showed
klokwkHOTdog: just doing the writing and production. adding the casting and funding difficulties really made things awful
cease: the husband of one of my actgors for Box of Time was an AD on that show
principalpoop fascinated by all the inside baseball tv discussion, arcs and things
cease: a world the firesing would never come to know
cease: although i think they wanted to
Dexter Fong: I have watched *too* many interesting (for me) series that started off great but didn't get ratings and either just disappeared or got finished up quick and dirty
klokwkHOTdog: FST has their own arcs
principalpoop: sure they do
cease: i ahvne seen that many, dex
SirTweenalot: do they have trolls as well?
cease: V$5 was one
cease: that one about the photographer who lostr his identity was another
klokwkHOTdog: tweeny -- yes, but they're called "suits" in the business
SirTweenalot: lol Klok
cease: nowhere man? i forget
principalpoop: that was john travolta
Dexter Fong: Tween: They trol the well, that's how they catch them...and under bridges once in awhile, Lloyd Bridges that is
cease: VR 5 was china beach meets Good SF but, dont know whatr happned
SirTweenalot: The Lloyd Bridges of Madison County
cease: a clone of daryl hannah, whatever her name was
principalpoop: daryl was the name of the ai kid
klokwkHOTdog: the last word on that stuff, IMO, was Altman's The Player which is well, well worth watching
SirTweenalot: Is AI a pretty good movie?
principalpoop: with the tall guy from laverne and shirley
cease: i should watch it againk klok
principalpoop: I have not seen that
Dexter Fong: CBS station here in NYC used to get these Canadian SERIES>>>VERY INTERESTING SOME OF THEM<< Dexter Fong: Poop: Iggy or scratchy?
klokwkHOTdog: Poop -- it's funny, I hope the DVD has director's commentary, as there's all kinda inside business jokes in that movie
Dexter Fong: Well!! I certainly didn't intend any of that!!
principalpoop: neither of those names rings a bell, he was the gay friend of the british girl who told folks to go home
klokwkHOTdog: opens with an eleven minute tracking shot, moving in and out of the studio dick going on and on about Orson Welles' tracking shots....went clear over my head
cease: is the series called VERy Intersting Some Of Them?
cease: i think i would remember that
Dexter Fong: Klok/Poop? Altman's The Player is an extraordinary movie, even by Altman's standards
cease: ive seen it klok. but i will watch again
cease: mash is a fave
principalpoop: i was more fascinated by all the celebritiies than watching the story
klokwkHOTdog: Truman Capote pitching a sequel to The Graduate. He lined up everyone in the biz to do cameos
Dexter Fong: Just saw, last part of Nashville last night..Another great Altman movie
principalpoop: supposedly a new tv show about making a tv show is supposed to be good
Dexter Fong: If you haven't guessed by now, I really really like Robert Altman's films
SirTweenalot: Well, I'm off to catch a midnight snack. Don't forget the Jim & Bambi show on CNI Saturday (about 7pm EST) if you're into tech news. FST after the show also. Happy trails all...
||||||||| At 11:35 PM, SirTweenalot runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
principalpoop: thanks tween night
Dexter Fong: Snack down, Tweeny
klokwkHOTdog: Tweeny -- AI is logically consistent and watchable, but it's been Spielburg-ized. It's faint echo of Supertoys Last All Year Long
klokwkHOTdog: nite Tween
klokwkHOTdog: Poop -- I will wait for the "making of" that one to come out
principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong thinks if I could type Italic, I'd add :But a girl is only good for a [inser time period]
klokwkHOTdog: yeah, well, time for me to pumpkin, too. I ain't had dinner, and it is calling me from where it's trapped in the 'fridge
principalpoop: bon ap klok
klokwkHOTdog: Dex -- just use the HTML codes. See the "?" link at the lower right to learn how to pull the trick and others
Dexter Fong: Klok: psst! Pass the word..big fridgie break tonight
klokwkHOTdog: good night everyone!
principalpoop: I need to watch tv and movies more, references are dropping like flies near me
principalpoop: if it moves, cook it first
klokwkHOTdog: poop -- you can always do it later, when you can't do other things
Dexter Fong: an' the spiders and bees is libin' in your car
klokwkHOTdog: i'm going to call in some israeli F-16s to soften the ingredients up, first.
klokwkHOTdog: OK, outta here
principalpoop: could you please state that in the form of a question? tank you
||||||||| At 11:39 PM, klokwkHOTdog vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| At 11:40 PM, cease hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Ah vie gesind, klok
principalpoop: the plot thins
Dexter Fong: but the gruel world thickens
principalpoop: kiss me you fool
principalpoop: so you have electricity
Dexter Fong lightly slaps poops face and say "NOt here, you fool"
principalpoop: ahh, knows what I like, I like that in a fong
Dexter Fong: "Here, in the laboratorium, you can''t see me here
principalpoop: what about catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to principalpoop and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Dexter Fong: "THs is where we keep all the Door K-Knockers"
principalpoop: I'll handle this, cool, leave a couple of bombers on the sidebar
Dexter Fong: "and some of the "i's"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:43 PM and Charles Throat waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: why your muff is blue fong
principalpoop: ahh CT
Dexter Fong: How about I park a couple of missle cruisers in your Olympic pool
Charles Throat: Nancy! Nancy! I'm back, it's a success!
Charles Throat: hello I missed the party huh
principalpoop: who are you old man, and what have you done with my husband?
Dexter Fong: Oh! Charles.....you finally sold that internet stock
Charles Throat: you arent going to believe this, but...
principalpoop: I'll believe anything
Dexter Fong: I believe for every drop of rain, a flower grows
Charles Throat: I typed that BEFORE the bot said that!
Dexter Fong: What bot said what?
Charles Throat: huh? Who are you?
Dexter Fong: I'm me and you
principalpoop: ewwwww scary
Dexter Fong: re're me too
Charles Throat: And what have you doe with my hatband?
Charles Throat: brb
principalpoop: like the chat can read your mind or something
Dexter Fong: Welcome to the Hall of mirros, we can see ourselves as they never were K-NIckie
Dexter Fong: That's my husbands hatband, it was in our barrels
principalpoop: I knew you would say that nancy, I still love you
Dexter Fong: ..along with the high-topped shoes and yeller striped pants
principalpoop: I am such a tool
Dexter Fong: Auger? Is that you Brian
principalpoop: old yeller, how is he?
Dexter Fong: poop: He's on the roof
Charles Throat: doesn't auger well for the company
principalpoop: don't give me that drill bit fongster
Dexter Fong: ah, gotta get up oily to fool the ppopster
principalpoop: then where is porcelin?
Dexter Fong: Mostly in Maine
Dexter Fong: And some in Oregon
Charles Throat: late to the party tonight, had an appointment with cheap tequila
principalpoop: and how do you spell it?
principalpoop: ahhh tequila, plays tequila song
principalpoop: or happy organ, something like that
Dexter Fong: Charles, I knew his cousin stingy shots
Charles Throat: can't just be any tequila, has tobe CHEAP tequila
Dexter Fong: ah, a German mixup code...PEACH tequila
principalpoop: cleans the whole system out, right on down the line
Charles Throat: Ilive on the border so I think it was only picked a few hours ago
Dexter Fong: That thin white line
principalpoop: I have had peach schnops
||||||||| Dexter Fong is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:51 PM.
Charles Throat: my space bar is drunk
||||||||| "11:51 PM? 11:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong: Dumb
principalpoop: wb fong
principalpoop: and dumber
Dexter Fong: DUh
principalpoop: no duh
Dexter Fong: when looking for Nino always click on "exit"
principalpoop: space bar, with wooookies?
||||||||| Around 11:52 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Dexter Fong waltzes in at 11:52 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Kinda like that
principalpoop: hey, that is my knocker
Charles Throat: oops, company, gotta go, put on your steel hat, everyone...
principalpoop: lock your wigs
Dexter Fong: Somebody stole my steel hat and the band it came in with
Dexter Fong: Night SIR Charles
principalpoop: stealing glass used to be the rage
Dexter Fong: poop; gotta park the car..will not be back to night...at the PC I mean...see yah next week
principalpoop: ok, have a super week
principalpoop: hair rita :D
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:54 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
principalpoop: I will toodle too
||||||||| principalpoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, principalpoop exits at 11:55 PM.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 5:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Charles Throat
Dexter Fong
El Diablo Yamamoto
Fern Photo
Hemlock Stones
Hemlock's Moll, Honey
Mark Time
Vern Bookish
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"