A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 5:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 05, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled steals in around 8:41 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Firebroiled: Well, do you know about the gatherin’? I said, do you know about the gatherin’? I say the gatherin’ of the Revolutionary Forces! Well, that’s gonna be at Reverend Willie’s pad--at three o’clock this afternoon--and be on time . . .
||||||||| "Hey Firebroiled!" ... Firebroiled turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:42 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:41 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9pm eastern time'
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:54 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from California."
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:57 PM, dragging Silver Shoes by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Silver Shoes: Check 1, 2
Silver Shoes: Check 1, 2
Silver Shoes: Is this thing on?
Silver Shoes: Malcolm X John Lenno! Come in here and dig your mother!
Bambi: hi Silver Shoes
Bambi: should be on lol
Silver Shoes: Hello
Bambi: A Few Minutes with Firesign Theatre is now on CNI Radio (see link at the top of the chat page in title)
Bambi: Silver Shoes is new here, or just a new handle?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM uptown bus from Dunbar pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: evenin folks
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 05, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers donk7 in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Silver Shoes: Awrighty then
llanwydd: I am always punctuelle, no?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM crosstown bus from Texas pulls away, leaving Edward R. Tweeno coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Edward R. Tweeno: Are you or have you ever been a member of the Surrealist Party?
llanwydd: catherwood, get silver shoes a whiz
||||||||| Catherwood gets silver shoes a whiz.
Edward R. Tweeno: Hey all...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:02 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Silver Shoes: What's a whiz?
Edward R. Tweeno: Good to see ya here, Don...
Merlyn: about $1.50
llanwydd: bear whiz beer
Edward R. Tweeno: Bear Whiz Beer
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Merl
llanwydd: howdy tween
Edward R. Tweeno: Hey LL...
donk7: thanks Tween
llanwydd: So, what's on CNI tonight that I can't hear?
Merlyn: is Nino right that clam & bambi are in california now?
Edward R. Tweeno: lol LL - just opening with the Bozos theme at the moment
llanwydd: aha
Bambi: wow, a bunch came in while I was looking at the other chat ... hi clem, donk7, Tweeno, llanwydd, Merlyn and I said hi to Silver Shoes earlier.
Silver Shoes: I don't drink beer
Edward R. Tweeno: Hi Deer Person
Bambi: lock your wigs!
Silver Shoes: Though I do like to have what I call a scuba diver once in awhile: a pint of 7 Up with a shot of vodka in it
ah,clem: beautiful downtown Dendron
Bambi: I don't drink beer either Silver Shoes
llanwydd: alright. catherwood, get silver shoes a strawberry sodium
||||||||| Catherwood gets silver shoes a strawberry sodium.
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond.
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:06 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Vancouver."
Edward R. Tweeno: Roller Maidens, LL. Sure hope you can find a way to pick up internet radio.
llanwydd: 7 Up and wodka. interesting
cease: from vancouver?
llanwydd: hey cat!
Bambi: hi Cat, just back from Vancouver ;-)
Edward R. Tweeno: Het Catman. Back from your travails, eh?
cease: travels oui, travails, mais non
Silver Shoes: I also like 7 Up and Bailey's too
Bambi: thanks Clem! I can hear it now :-)
Silver Shoes: Though I don't have either often these days
llanwydd: don't have to tween. I have recently acquired Roller Maidens. I'll go put it on
cease: from montreal, ottawa and toronto
Edward R. Tweeno: Cool :-)
cease: great trip
Bambi: there ya go llanwydd ... then you can play along with us :-)
llanwydd: would you believe it was right in my CD player
cease: my room said it had internet on the tv but i coulndt figure it out
Bambi: We just got back from MI ... by way of OH, KY and WVA
llanwydd: yeah, cat. I noticed you were conspicuously absent last week
Merlyn: speaking of "would you believe", there's a Get Smart movie in the works with Steve Correll
cease: just in from amazing meal (see blog by the weekend) and just in time to see the new chappelle stuff on tv
Bambi: lol llanwydd
cease: last thurs so figuirng out how to go online wasnt a priority
Edward R. Tweeno: Dave's back in action, eh?
Bambi: wow, interesting ... someone doing a remake of Get Smart...who'd a thunk it
llanwydd: haven't seen dave in quite a while
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:11 PM and Dexter Fong sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Edward R. Tweeno: lol
Edward R. Tweeno: Would you believe...
Edward R. Tweeno: Yo Dex...
llanwydd: howdy dex!
Bambi: hey Dex
cease: dave was here with his dog a couple of weeks ago
Dexter Fong: Good Evening Dear Friends
Bambi: Dave was here last week or the week before I guess it was.
cease: oh you mean chappelle!
llanwydd: oh that's right, his dog. I remember
Edward R. Tweeno: I meant Chapelle, but how's Dave getting along with his pup?
cease: sounds good
cease: the chappelle stuff is pieced together, with intro by murphy and some other guy
Dexter Fong: Good Evening Dear Friends
cease: chappelle is still as funny as anyone
cease: hi dex
llanwydd: ever heard "Roller Maidens From Outer Space", Silver Shoes?
Edward R. Tweeno: I've got a concert of his. Pretty funny stuff.
Bambi: good evenink Dex
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat, how was your trip
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, welcome home
Dexter Fong: and Clem too
cease: the one with the dealer baby?
cease: hi dex. fantastic trip
Edward R. Tweeno: Bambi takes on her Natasha accent...
Dexter Fong: Glad to hear it, Cat
Edward R. Tweeno: Yep, that one Cat.
Bambi: lol
cease: lots of fun with old friends and new. lots of museums, restaurants, the usual
Bambi: thanks Dex ... good to be home
Edward R. Tweeno: Got some pics you're going to post?
cease: even the depressing canadian war museum was good to visit
Silver Shoes: No I don't think I've seen Roller Maidens From Outer Space
Bambi: even if it does mean dialup again ...groan! lol
Silver Shoes: Is it good?
llanwydd: it's a Phil Austin solo album
cease: his first, llan
llanwydd: very funny album
Edward R. Tweeno: Roller Maidens? Certainly one of my very favorite FST alvums.
llanwydd: If you can get CNI radio, everybody here is listening to it
Edward R. Tweeno: Yeah, dial-up must be a bear to get used to again...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:15 PM, then departs.
Bambi: Roller Maidens is a comedy album done by Phil Austin ... Clem calls all the albums movies ;-)
Edward R. Tweeno: Yo P...
llanwydd: hey princep
principalpoop: hollo
cease: hi poop
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
Edward R. Tweeno: Aural movies... hey why not :-)
Bambi: yes, it is a pita to get used to again for sure Tween
Bambi: hi PrinceP
principalpoop: 3 dimes? how much is a dime now anywho?
principalpoop: i like pita
principalpoop: pita pan and pita butter and pita paul and mary
Edward R. Tweeno: Well, better than a taco to get used to...
Dexter Fong: Seems like Catherwood's rates have gone up
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
cease: how bout pita bergman
Bambi: a dime is so little, they will likely be trying to get rid of it and the nickel along with the penny. ;-)
Dexter Fong: A town without pita
Edward R. Tweeno: People for the ethical treatment of the internet.
Silver Shoes: I dont' think I've ever eheard any of their solo albums
principalpoop: justa litta pita bergman and hold the mayo please
Silver Shoes: Except for the first three albums, and Eat Or Be Eaten, I actually haven't heard most of their stuff, to be honest
cease: jesus's mother at the vatican
Edward R. Tweeno: I pita the fool!
llanwydd: I'd like to synchronize with youze guys. What part of the album is playing?
cease: you have much to look forward to, silver
Silver Shoes: I THINK I saw the TV version of Eat Or Be Eaten back in the 80's when it first aired
Silver Shoes: Though I remember virtually nothing about it,e xcept that I thought it was hilarious
principalpoop: can I be frank? I will be earnest if you rather
Dexter Fong: llan: Depends on who you ask here
Bambi: PFtETotI
Edward R. Tweeno: Try some of their newer stuff, like Give Me Immortality, Or Give Me Death. Boom Dot Bust is also good.
principalpoop: gesundheit Bambi
cease: yeah the flick and the album are alike in name only
cease: yes immortality is fantastic
Edward R. Tweeno: Didn't know there was such a thing SS...
Silver Shoes: I think I borrowed In The Next Life You're On Your Own from the library, but don't remember much about it except the cover
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Bambi
llanwydd: "Immortality" is a classic
Silver Shoes: Well, I had forgotten about it, actually, but llawyn and I were chatting in a music chat room last week, and he mentioned the Firesign chat room
Edward R. Tweeno: That's the one with the Police Street skit.
Edward R. Tweeno: In The Next World, actually...
Silver Shoes: Which I didnt' know existed, and I started poking around the web, and I found mention of a TV special they did for Cinemax called Eat Or Be Eaten
llanwydd: yeah the cover of that album is memorable
Dexter Fong: Random Koolzip
Silver Shoes: Which I think might have been where I first heard of Firesign Theatre
Edward R. Tweeno: I'd love to see if that's archived somewhere, SS.
Silver Shoes: I remember the picture on the back cover of In The Next Life, wiht the baseball game, with the eagle pitching, I think, and the preying mantis batting (or maybe itw as the other way around)
Silver Shoes: It has to be around someplace
Bambi: my fav of course is .... Regnad Kcin
Silver Shoes: Since it was done in the 80's, I'm sure a copy of it exists in some form, in a vault someplace
Silver Shoes: and I imagine at least some people videotaped it
Edward R. Tweeno: Looking at my name on the door...
Silver Shoes: So there's probably copies floating around someplace, albeit of potentially poor quality
principalpoop: oh, my nose
llanwydd: the only firesign film I've seen is "Missing Yolk"
Bambi: poison oak a great tea LOL
llanwydd: although I caught a part of J-Men on tv
cease: ive seen most of them. unfortunately
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Cat
Bambi: regnaD kciN
Edward R. Tweeno: Not their medium, eh?
cease: they should stay on radio
cease: but flicks pay better. supposedly
Edward R. Tweeno: Oh, my nose!
Dexter Fong: hcnuL oT tuO
principalpoop: was that your nose?
Dexter Fong: That;s the sign on my door
llanwydd: I'd give my right wing to see "Everything" and "Martian"
Edward R. Tweeno: Sorry, P, I thought you were a sandstone building...
cease: theyre available thru lodestone
Bambi: kcaB ta mp2
Dexter Fong: 2pm at bacK?
Bambi: mp2 ta kcaB
principalpoop: a 3 story building, it used to have 4, but that is another story
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: thnks Bambi
Bambi: that was one of those 1/2 mirrors lol
Dexter Fong: Aha, a two story man
Merlyn: a second story man
Edward R. Tweeno: Do I look like a second story man?
llanwydd: Regular and Ethyl is breaking me up
Dexter Fong: Cat,,note reference to "The Armenian's Paw"
Edward R. Tweeno: Wha hoppen to Don?
llanwydd: Tricky Retardo
Bambi: my office is on the second story
Edward R. Tweeno: Yeah, pretty funny LL.
cease: i thought that was giant rat
principalpoop: !slaminA ehT deeF toN oD esaelP
llanwydd: got mail. brb
principalpoop: oops that took too long to do
Bambi: Don is f---a---d---i---n---g---!
Dexter Fong: Cat: Get your paws of of me you Armenian Devil
cease: spekaing of the mushroom plays, when i was travelling, i had a dream that i found some new ones
Bambi: lol
cease: the dream was actually listening to firesing plays from that era
llanwydd: just an email from some Foley. I think he had the wrong address
principalpoop: how are Don Juan and Carlos cat?
Bambi: well at least you didn't say ... !reeD ehT deeF toN oD esealP
Edward R. Tweeno: Playing with mushrooms again, Cat?
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fong: Is that the same Foley who gets credits at the end of every movie?
principalpoop: lol
Bambi: SPAM!
principalpoop: ahhh good bye melc haaaa
Edward R. Tweeno: LOL LL...
Dexter Fong: MAPS
cease: i thought one of them was last exit to fresno, which i had once but not in 37 years or so
principalpoop: mr. foley from 3s company
Bambi: you are looking much better after your morse code Clem
Edward R. Tweeno: It's end of Foley's movie, for sure...
principalpoop: yes, nice tan, much darker
Bambi: wow, it's one of those ... Did you know that SPAM spelled backwards is MAPS ... that means something....
Edward R. Tweeno: Suuuuure it does Bambi lol
principalpoop: omg, I forgot the name of the movie
Dexter Fong: That's right kids, so ask Mom to send for your free SPAM MAPS today!!
principalpoop: woody allen telling diane keaton to just push the VW
Silver Shoes: I nemed to get my Firesign albums out and listen to them again
Dexter Fong: YOu'll never run out of SPAM again
Edward R. Tweeno: lol P
principalpoop: it still escapes me, oh my
Bambi: actually would prefer maps to spammers ... then maybe we could get rid of the SOBs
Edward R. Tweeno: Yeah, it helps if you're going to follow this motley bunch SS...
Edward R. Tweeno: Someone could make a pretty penny making that software, Bambi.
llanwydd: otherwise our firesign quotes are going to go over your head
Dexter Fong: or behind your back
Bambi: LOL Tween
principalpoop: or under the river and through the woods to grandmothers house we go
llanwydd: well, ss knows the first three albums. especially the 3rd apparently
Bambi: must be King Neptune's grandma
Edward R. Tweeno: I think Don caught Globner's :-(
Dexter Fong: llan: At this moment I'm listening to Regular, Tricky, and Jesus out in the desert
cease: bozos a necessity
principalpoop: charlies grandma
Edward R. Tweeno: For sure, Cat.
llanwydd: I'm listening to Bad News Tonight
llanwydd: is the dessert part later?
Dexter Fong: You're almost there
Bambi: it's always bad news llanwydd ... unfortunately ... good news doesn't pay apparently
Edward R. Tweeno: Just after the entré, LL.
cease: wow. someone i know is on air america
cease: eco talk
Edward R. Tweeno: Yeah, LL, you're even more lagged thatn we are. Oh well...
principalpoop: what is your parole officer talking about cat?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not listening to LA vs Mets?
Edward R. Tweeno: Air Am had quite a personnel shake up, didn't they?
cease: micahel mcgonigle. old green peace guy, prof, wrote for adbusters when we first started
Silver Shoes: Check 1, 2
Bambi: well, llanywdd can catch it up abit just by pushing the slow fast forward lol
Silver Shoes: So after the first three albums, what else should I get?
cease: if the dodgers make it to the world series i'll watch. maybe
Dexter Fong: Bohunk 3, 4
llanwydd: I would but I don't want to miss tricky retardo in the dessert
Bambi: you mean the first 5 albums don't you?
Dexter Fong: SS: THe next three
principalpoop: or push the slow forward button fast
cease: i got to see the jays in their home park. a thrill. they won and moved into 2nd over the red sox. very exciting and important game
Edward R. Tweeno: SS, try www.lodestone-media.com. All sorts of FST stuff there.
Dexter Fong: Good work Tweeny
llanwydd: SS. I very highly recommend "Give Me Immortality Or Give Me Death" 1998
Edward R. Tweeno: Several recent re-issues.
Edward R. Tweeno: LL knows of what he speaks.
cease: i agree but bozos should be first. it comples the frist 4 albums
Edward R. Tweeno: I also really like Boom Dot Bust.
Silver Shoes: I have the first Columbia CD issue of How Can You Be IN Two Places At Once
Bambi: might want to try How Time Flys by David O. as well
llanwydd: "Everything You Know Is Wrong" is another classic. 1974
Silver Shoes: They reissued that one twice, first time sometime in the 90's, then a few yeras later, they reissued all of the first three
Edward R. Tweeno: True, Cat. The first 4 are all tied together.
principalpoop: when you are not anyplace at all
Dexter Fong: What about the Dwarf?
Dexter Fong: Billy Barty?
Silver Shoes: Dwarf is a favorite
cease: thats why they're all in the book together
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:40 PM and Mudhead sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Edward R. Tweeno: Yep, we quote alot of Everything You Know here.
principalpoop: don't crush him, hand me the pliers
Silver Shoes: Dwarf, actually might have been the first one I heard
llanwydd: I guess I agree with Cat. Bozos is part of a quadrilogy
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Dexter Fong: Hey Muddie
Silver Shoes: Our local library had the Mobile Fidelity CD
llanwydd: if there is such a thing
Mudhead: Hello, Im back!
Edward R. Tweeno: Lo dere Mud...
principalpoop: hey mudhead
Bambi thinks Mudhead took the grapes!
cease: mud
Silver Shoes: But my favorite Firesign thing is probably Le Trent Huit Conegonde
Mudhead: Im eatin the grape
Silver Shoes: Malcolm X John Lennon! Come in here and dig your mother!
Edward R. Tweeno: A quadrophenia, LL...
Silver Shoes: I can't mom, I have to go to the library to do my homewor...I mean, meet my connection
Dexter Fong: But Dad, I just beuried her!!
llanwydd: she ain't groovy
Edward R. Tweeno: The 38 what?
Silver Shoes: Benway, your son's a drop in!
Bambi: Mudhead, did you bring enough for everyone?
Mudhead: but of course
Dexter Fong: Tween: 38 Special
Edward R. Tweeno: lol SS
cease: candide's girl friend
Edward R. Tweeno: Ah...
llanwydd: cunegonde is a character in a voltaire novel isn't it?
Dexter Fong: Very neat Cat =))
cease: candide
llanwydd: ah yes
Bambi: cool! hope you got the seedless white grapes LOL
Silver Shoes: I always wondered what the title of that piece was supposed to mean
Edward R. Tweeno: Be candide with us, Cat.
Dexter Fong: Also a Musical by Leonard Bernstien stein
Mudhead: awww, nutz
llanwydd: so the play is about the 38th cunegonde?
llanwydd: white seedless wouldn't be greek
cease: the french changed the names of their monthes after their revolution
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: llan: The 38th *of* Cunegonde
cease: the title is a riff on that. voltaire certainly an inspiration to that revolution
Silver Shoes: I used to use as my online signature "May you never thirst" frmo Heinlein
llanwydd: I see
Silver Shoes: Then after awhile, I started swapping in other phrases
llanwydd: Oh, now I get it!
Silver Shoes: and one of them, at one point was, "May you never buy a used car from Ralph Spoilsport"
Mudhead: Heinlein or Heineken?
cease: the world portrayed in that piece would be one after a revolution, such as the french
llanwydd: but there wasn't really a month of Cunegonde, was there?
Dexter Fong: llan: Too late..off to the Guilletine
Bambi: Heimlick?
cease: only for the firesign
principalpoop: watch your heinie ken
Silver Shoes: I like the idea of dropping 1000 hard bound copies of The Naked Lunch on Western Nigeria, thus toppling the last bastion of unhipness in the free world
Mudhead: i got a nice heiny, see?
llanwydd: yeah france really went mad didn't they. hope the americans don't go off like that
Dexter Fong: Hindlick...forelock...it's just wrestling
Edward R. Tweeno: Quote a move you've got there, Bambi...
Silver Shoes: Why don't we do that in Iraq?! Why don't we just drop a bunch of copies of The Naked Lunch and some Deep Purple records on them?
cease: the nigerian civil war was going on at that time
Mudhead: hemp seeds for all
Dexter Fong: llan: Hope the "Americans"? You some kind of alien??
llanwydd: I never got that, cat. It all makes sense
Edward R. Tweeno: That would definitely push them over the edge, SS ;-)
cease: biafra lost
llanwydd: I wouldn't go off like that, dex
Edward R. Tweeno: Johhny Hempseed?
Silver Shoes: Throw in some Uriah Heep, Queen, John Coltrane, and they'd HAVE to change their ways
Dexter Fong: llan: One thing I found out about FST was, while the line may amuse or baffle you, and you think it's just a throw-away, there's always meaning *and* logic to their work
principalpoop: I feel much safer now that we have global martial law. how about you?
Mudhead: Johny Hempseed in Iraq
llanwydd: what an enlightenment. thanks guys!
Edward R. Tweeno: So, 2007 would be their "summer of love", SS?
Silver Shoes: Like the Krap's Last Tape line in Eat Or Be Eaten
Silver Shoes: I didn't know Krap's Last Tape was actually the title of a play
llanwydd: yeah, I learned along the way that it all has meaning
Dexter Fong: poop: The Marshalls down ta the new schoolhouse shootin' a bunch of Amish kids
Edward R. Tweeno: You do get the feeling that very little is unplanned, Dex.
Silver Shoes: Well, considerinmg that they don't get winter over there, their summer of love never has to end
Bambi: don't get me started PrinceP
Merlyn: gotta go pick up my son, back in about half an hour
principalpoop: ok M
Edward R. Tweeno: More like Johnny Poppyseed in Afghan...
cease: by merl
Dexter Fong: Night Merl
llanwydd: I'm happy to say I learned the meaning of the name Firesign Theatre from Phil Proctor when I met him
Bambi: ok Merlyn ... drive safe
principalpoop: am I torturing you bambi? do not arrest me for impersonating a government agent
Bambi: or that would be safely ;-)
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:49 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
llanwydd: it was after a FS performance in NYC
Dexter Fong: Good time Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:49 PM"
Dexter Fong: Show off
Edward R. Tweeno: Drum rolllll - and it is?
Silver Shoes: Isn't the title of an ancient radio show?
Mudhead: ok, i can show off my heiny, see?
principalpoop: give me something to drink catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives principalpoop an October Blind.
Dexter Fong: A double press roll?
principalpoop: huh?
llanwydd: a kaiser press roll?
Bambi: no worries PrinceP ... I don't believe in government lol
principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahhhh, clem
Edward R. Tweeno: Absolutely, Dex. The meaning of Firesign Theatre...
Mudhead: und a tortured Volksvagen
llanwydd: I believe in self government
Bambi: I gave it up for Lent (funny thing is I am not Catholic)
cease: hi ah
llanwydd: and who doesn't
principalpoop: that is a nice heiny, what are you wearing mudhead?
Mudhead: BTW, Hello and welcome back ah,clem and Bambi
principalpoop: what is the name of that movie? my last braincell is having troubles
Edward R. Tweeno: You starting to feel better, Bambi?
Bambi: thanks Mudhead ...great to be home :-)
Mudhead: that'll be $3.50 for the first minute pp
Silver Shoes: That reminds me of a good joke
principalpoop: I will not need that long mudhead
Silver Shoes: WHen a man talks dirty to a woman, it's called sexual harassment, right?
Bambi: thanks Tween! Feeling much better ... bronchitis is one of those things where the cough hangs on long after you feel great ... go figure
Silver Shoes: Well, what is it called when a woman talks dirty to a man?
cease: good segue, ah
Dexter Fong: Refreshing??
Mudhead: phone sex
cease: and this is a mushroom play, just like the ones in my dream
Edward R. Tweeno: Good to hear, Bambi :-) Hope you don't push yourself on saturday...
Silver Shoes: Answer: $3.95 a minute
Mudhead: yup
llanwydd: juicy retardo. LOLOLOLOL
cease: mud and bambi, you have to tell me what mushroom plays you have one of these days
Edward R. Tweeno: Yeah, good bit LL...
Bambi: well, got an appt early in the day .. will be interesting
llanwydd: segue, cat? what's now?
Mudhead: i gave all my shrooms to Willy Nelson
Edward R. Tweeno: Sure hope somebody gets a compendium together, Cat. I'd love to have that stuff.
Silver Shoes: I can't believe Willie Nelson got busted
cease: exorcism in your daily life
principalpoop: ahhh good, I need more excorsize
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Mud
llanwydd: don't have that one
Bambi: apparently there are lots of people that get busted and never make the news lol
Edward R. Tweeno: He would have, except everybody on the bus claimed the stuff was theirs, so everybody got misdemeanors.
Dexter Fong: llan: It's on "The Pink Hotel Burns Down" from Lodestone
Edward R. Tweeno: The bus driver lost his commercial license, though...
Silver Shoes: LOl
Silver Shoes: I had a friend who once told me that he hung out on Willie's tour bus, helped polish off his dimebag
Mudhead: Willie gave him all the diesel he could use tho
principalpoop: my local paper is weekly and publishes the names of everybody arrested the previous week and for what
Edward R. Tweeno: All the biodiesel they could eat...
llanwydd: let's see. what do I still have handy? 2Places, 3Faces, How Time Flys, Shoes For Industry...Eat or Be Eaten....
Mudhead: and they said those Ayerabs couldnt eat the oil
Silver Shoes: I always loved the Tonto First National Bank bit on Eat Or Be Eaten
Dexter Fong: The can if it's Pig Oil
principalpoop: mcdonalds is using styrofoam again
Bambi: did you get Pink Hotel one yet llanwydd?
Silver Shoes: "White Brains On Toast farewell tour t-shirt...you're in luck! That's a collector's item!"
Mudhead: thank Fudd
llanwydd: no, bambi. I've never heard Pink Hotel
Edward R. Tweeno: From US Plus... tastes like pork!
Silver Shoes: "Congratulations, pardner! You're now in the black! Now, scidaddle!"
cease: that is a good one, silver
Edward R. Tweeno: EobE is pretty cool.
Dexter Fong: A Compilation of mostly early stuff, most before the 2 or 3rd album
Silver Shoes: Just the whole idea of being robbed by an ATM machine
cease: this is before the first album. the mushroom era
Silver Shoes: "A Rolex...oh sorry, just a cheap Korean copy"
Mudhead: that is a hilarius bit
Edward R. Tweeno: Except that's exactly what they do, charging you $2.50 for a transaction.
Silver Shoes: And I also recall the Jackie Stupid bit was pretty funny too
Silver Shoes: Where he's test driving the car
Mudhead: I dont pay anything to use the atm
cease: eobe is a funny album
llanwydd: time to hit the brakes. Oh, I already have
Edward R. Tweeno: Yeah, The Kamikaze Recall...
Mudhead: but i dont use a lotta cash anymore
cease: i didnt hear it til some years after it came out
Silver Shoes: And the Bob Dylan bit
Silver Shoes: "Bob Dylan's back! And he's learned to sing! Real good, too!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Edward R. Tweeno: One of the first things I ever bought on CD.
llanwydd: I bought EOBE immediately after it hit the stores
llanwydd: I bought it on vinyl
Silver Shoes: I borrowed it from the library a few years after it came out, like 89 or 90, arond the same time that I also borrowed Dwarf
principalpoop: i saw the aristocrats for the first time last night
cease: i was living in japan then. we didnt get such wonders there
cease: you plan to watch it again, poop?
principalpoop: yes!
Edward R. Tweeno: You went to a White House dinner, P?
cease: speaking of turkish armies, i just read Snow, a great turkish novel
llanwydd: did you read it in turkish?
principalpoop: my cable had it on a channel I had never seen before
llanwydd: did it have words like towel, bath, taffy, coffee?
cease: towel, bath, border
Mudhead: or did you just drink the coffee?
principalpoop: tony snow? what an ass, or heiny
Edward R. Tweeno: Klok is missed tonight. He's been feeling quite poorly.
Dexter Fong: Sorry to hear that, Tweeny
cease: thats bad news
Edward R. Tweeno: The Bush administration really knows how to pick some winners for press secretaries...
principalpoop: poor clock, ask him if I can have his pc if he dies
llanwydd: I love that Electrician play. Very artistic
Edward R. Tweeno: He did manage to mow his grass, but he said he nearly fainted a couple of times.
Edward R. Tweeno: lol P
principalpoop: that joke may stop working as everybody gets older lol
Edward R. Tweeno: Too true, P ;-)
llanwydd: by the way, SS, a lot of people don't get out of here alive
Edward R. Tweeno: lol LL
llanwydd: guess I told you too late
Edward R. Tweeno: Certainly not unchanged...
Dexter Fong: A lot don't come in here feelin' all that great either
principalpoop: resistance is futile
Bambi: Klok may not be feeling well but he is sorely missed when he can't be here ... hope he's feeling better soon. I am worried about him.
Bambi: actually NOBODY gets out of here alive lol ... life is a terminal condition.
llanwydd: didn't know klok was sick. what's wrong?
principalpoop: yes, wish him the best and give me his attorneys phone number
Edward R. Tweeno: Just being able to cut the grass is a _big_ step up, Bambi...
cease: what page are you on? how topical
Edward R. Tweeno: As Harrison said, it's "the art of dying"....
principalpoop: benjamin or george?
Edward R. Tweeno: He's not really sure. Serious allergies, but something else as well. A few days ago he was having trouble getting out of bed to make a meal :-(
Edward R. Tweeno: Woody
Silver Shoes: Or Gregory
Bambi: apparently started out with allergies .. like my bronchitis did. .. but much worse. He had a very high fever and still getting a fever when he exerts himself...no fun!
Silver Shoes -)
cease: that isnt good
principalpoop: oh, yep, not good
Mudhead: wish him my best Bambi
Silver Shoes: Yeah that doesn't sound good
Mudhead: same to you all
Mudhead: im out for the week, see ya next time
principalpoop: same to you mudhead
Bambi: will do Mudhead
Edward R. Tweeno: Thranks guy :-)
llanwydd: nite muddy!
||||||||| "10:09 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
principalpoop: have a good week mud
cease: mud
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk7 - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: night Mudhead
Edward R. Tweeno: Poor Don. He never had a chance...
principalpoop: he did have globners
Bambi: wow, Tween is prophetic lol
principalpoop: tween is a witch, burn him burn him
Edward R. Tweeno: Tiny Dr. Tween
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
llanwydd: now what did mudhead die of?
Edward R. Tweeno: But, I'm not made of wood!
Bambi: Clem better do some morse code ... he doesn't need to die of something on a full moon (or nearly)
principalpoop: get me another October Blind fong
Edward R. Tweeno: Hearing growling sounds in the next room, Bambi?
Bambi: Mud just left through the french doors, if I remember correctly
llanwydd: another thing you might find interesting, SS. Phil Austin sometimes comes to visit us
llanwydd: rather often in fact
principalpoop: cardboard tween? a cutup and a cutout?
Edward R. Tweeno: Very late, but it's always great when he shows up.
cease: the mewn. sounds like one of mine
llanwydd: stones just logged onto his IM. hope he come in here
Edward R. Tweeno: They dressed me up like this P!
Silver Shoes: OH yeah?
llanwydd: at least he is well enough to get to the keyboard
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 10:14 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
principalpoop: ahhh like the paper barbies
Edward R. Tweeno: UK, how's tricks?
Bambi: there was howling on CNI Radio! Clem must have been thinking about October Harvest Moon lol
llanwydd: welcome back stones. how you feeling?
cease: hi stones. hows it rollin?
Bambi: Stones!!!
Edward R. Tweeno: lol
principalpoop: ahh hail the next prime minister of English his dishonorable Stones
Dexter Fong: Hey Hem, how's the healing going?
Hemlock Stones: still in a lot of pain alas but getting by
Bambi: how's the shoulder?
Hemlock Stones: thanks for your concern chaps
Hemlock Stones: and chappesses
Edward R. Tweeno: Would thet it were so, P lol...
llanwydd: I hope you are staying medicated
principalpoop: the trash needs to be taken out stones, get to work
cease: hound of the bakersfield. yet another la ref
Bambi: I was just thinking that being called Stones has a whole new meaning now ;-)
Hemlock Stones: i got painkillers so strong that they had to renegotiate the WMD treaty
llanwydd: If it happened to me I could get hydrocode or something similar
principalpoop: I am a chap off the old blick
Edward R. Tweeno: I take it you've been cast in a new role, so to speak Stones?
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Stones
llanwydd: I mean hydrocodone
Hemlock Stones: have started learning to knit, starting with bones and then maybe wool gathering later
principalpoop: nudge nudge stones opps sorry
Bambi: WMD (Woman's Medical Doctors) treaty ... must be some serious meds ;-)
Edward R. Tweeno: Doesn't sound like much fun :-( Sure glad you could make it.
Dexter Fong: I like to browse while I knit
llanwydd: Pardon me. Time to pig. Be back in 5 or 10
principalpoop: needle stones good fong
Dexter Fong: Enjoy the US+
ah,clem: ...
Hemlock Stones: was cruising the net for some light relief and then stumbled on that song by James McMurtry
Bambi: ok. enjoy llanwydd
Hemlock Stones: best lyirics i heard in many a year
Edward R. Tweeno: Clem is just in time...
principalpoop: who sang never hit your mother with an ax, it leaves a bad impression on her mind?
Edward R. Tweeno: Really good one, Stones. Thanks. The guy's from Austin, if I'm not mistaken.
Bambi: a morse in time
Edward R. Tweeno: Lizzie Borden
cease: saves swine
principalpoop: ahh, clem leaving bread crumbs again so he can find his way home
cease: where violent hash smokers shook a chocolate machine
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: some new england guy sang it, and about a neighbor with finger bones in his pocket?
ah,clem: the never hit your grandma with a shovel was tiny tim
principalpoop: tiny tim sang that? ewwwww
Bambi: hehehe
ah,clem: yup, my brother had the album
Edward R. Tweeno: Steve Martin's "Grandma's Song" is a hoot.
principalpoop: I believe you ah, clem, it is fong I always doubt lol
Hemlock Stones: glad you liked it Tween, Austin seems like an oasis of artistic talent, which i discovered via Bill Hicks
Edward R. Tweeno: It is Stones. Live Music Capital of the World.
Hemlock Stones: yes Honey also appreciated it
Hemlock Stones: would like to see McMurtry at number one both sides of the pond, that would cause a row for sure
Edward R. Tweeno: No doubt ;-)
Hemlock Stones: i have put it on our future playlist at BBC Lancashire
Edward R. Tweeno: Kewl, as Bambi would say...
Bambi: UK thinks they are going to be sooooo secure with their new "secure" ePassports .... sure, we all buy that, right?
llanwydd: they'd nowt loik thet in lancashire
cease: thier goonish best
Edward R. Tweeno: He's got a new one of the same sort.
Hemlock Stones: its a farce Bambi, i reckon the passports are probably being manufactured by Al Quaida via sub contracors
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Stones
Edward R. Tweeno: Probably...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes this is *quite* goonish, but as I've come to find out thanks to you, that whole "Mushroom" era was very Goonish
Dexter Fong: Cat: And a great deal of singing/music
cease: bergman had just worked with the goon a cople of years before this was written
Hemlock Stones: i am involved in the anti ID cards campaign over here and wisely got my passport renewed a couple of months back before the new regulations came in, this gives me a few years leeway
cease: bergman and proctor wrote musicals for yale in the 50s
cease: ossman also loves singing, from his ealry career
Bambi: good deal Stones ... hope many were able to do that
Hemlock Stones: currently we are trying to find out where the new "interrogation centres" are located, we know the towns but not the addressess
llanwydd: I still have my passport from 1984. It's no good anymore. nice picture though
cease: i do look like one
Hemlock Stones: most of the sheeple simply have no idea what we are heading towards, but it will come as a shock when they get rounded up
Bambi: is it any surprise that IBM lost to MS after their cozying up to a certain dictator's data needs?
Dexter Fong: Hem: Then you'll invade Poland and Checkoslovakia, France, and finnaly Germany and Russia
cease: sounds like v for vendetta, stones
principalpoop: i give up, google laughs at me
Bambi: think we should make sure we know who is the technical behind these things too...don't you think?
principalpoop: are your detainee centers build by halliburton too stones?
Dexter Fong: Whose behind *is* technical
Hemlock Stones: my next door neighbour is German Dexter, and his tank er... i mean car, is always parked facing East
cease: god they did shitty soaps
cease: endlessly
Dexter Fong: Stones: A muslim german?
Hemlock Stones: good question PP we are trying to find out more
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Stones
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'lo dere', just granted probation at 10:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
lo dere: oops
||||||||| At 10:30 PM, lo dere runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Cat: But very true to the feeling of 40's and 50's Radio Soaps
cease: sounds like bun
Edward R. Tweeno: Sorry, Cat, but I really love this...
principalpoop: clean it up lo dere
||||||||| Outside, the 10:30 PM crosstown bus from Washington pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bunnyboy: hiya
principalpoop: ahhh hip hop bunny
Bambi: hi lo dere
Bunnyboy: fast fangers
Hemlock Stones: hi Bunny and Lo
llanwydd: ali ben strassemeyer
cease: thjanks for hopping by
Dexter Fong: High, Bunny?
Edward R. Tweeno: Hey Bun...
llanwydd: hey bb
Bambi: hi Bunny ... was that you as lo dere?
cease: zuni, hopi, whatever
principalpoop: i hopi to meet a zuni soon
Bunnyboy: Bambi: "Si", sez Sy.
llanwydd: hopi down the bunny trail
Edward R. Tweeno: Hi ho, Silver, you're faddddding...
Bunnyboy: (sings) Hello, I must be going...
cease: that was a funny line
principalpoop: ahh groucho
Bunnyboy: Well, I guess there's no "easy" time to spill this, so I'll just hawk it up now:
Bambi: got a cute sign today: "I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow isn't looking good either." LOL
Edward R. Tweeno: Tweeny taps his cigar...
principalpoop: yes, I have no bananas
Hemlock Stones: goes for mop and bucket
Edward R. Tweeno: Good one, Bambi :-)
llanwydd: I'll stay a week or two...
Bunnyboy: I will be unavailable for the Thurs nite FST chats until about Dec. 14.
Bambi: day'O
principalpoop: turn on the light before you go walking around stones
Hemlock Stones: ty PP
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Hope its for something you'll enjoy or benefit from
Edward R. Tweeno: You've gone on an Internet Fast?
principalpoop: night school?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Honey Sanchez into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:34 PM, then departs.
cease: youll be missed, bun
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
cease: hi honey
Edward R. Tweeno: Indeed...
principalpoop: hola honey
Dexter Fong: Olla, Honey, Aqui! Aqui!!
Bunnyboy: It's all good, though! I'm putting my beanie back on, and taking a Night School course in Audio Production.
Honey Sanchez: hola :)
Edward R. Tweeno: Mssss Sanchez
cease: good for you, bun
Bambi: wow, Bunny! Sorry to hear that ... gonna miss ya!
Bunnyboy: Tues and Thurs nights, it is, until Dec. 7.
principalpoop: I was joking, I am a witch too, what should I do tween?
Edward R. Tweeno: Cool Bun... whereabouts?
Bunnyboy: Gonna learn to work the Big Boards.
Bambi: Kewl! Can't feel too bad when it's good news :-)
principalpoop: I need to find my carlos canasta books
Edward R. Tweeno: Sumbit to Boom Dot Bust, P. It's the only answer.
Bunnyboy: Tween: U. of Washington Extension. Downtown Seattle.
Honey Sanchez: party principlepoop thats wat ya do
llanwydd: canasta has passed from the tonal to the nagual
principalpoop: i can do that
Edward R. Tweeno: The new ones are all digital, from what I've seen.
principalpoop: bunny will study the tonal
Edward R. Tweeno: Sounds like a really good idea.
Bunnyboy: Canasta? I'm game!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get Bunnyboy a Drink
||||||||| Catherwood gives bunnyboy a drink.
Bambi: Clem is fading......
cease: casandra? i'm doomed
Hemlock Stones: it comes to us all Bambi
Bunnyboy: Actually, Canasta is one of my favorites. How this relates to audio engineering, I don't quite fathom.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I know, I can see him nooding at the microphone
Bunnyboy "hicks"
principalpoop: I canasta, she does not have MSN
Bambi: Catherwood please pour drinks for everyone to toast Bunny's audio engineering classes
||||||||| Catherwood hands drinks for everyone to toast bunny's audio engineering classes.
Dexter Fong slurps his
llanwydd: if he canasta, why should I a
Honey Sanchez: huzzah and congratulations
principalpoop: a tangled web bunny
Hemlock Stones: you can do you own fading when you qualify Bunny
Honey Sanchez smiles and raises her glass
Bambi: LOL Dex
Bambi: hi Honey!
Bunnyboy: It's actually 8 1/2 months, total. 3 quarters.
principalpoop: hubba hubba nice glass honey, raise it again
Honey Sanchez: heya bambi :)
llanwydd: I'm making soft boiled eggs again
Bambi *clink* to you Bunny!
principalpoop: 3 minutes is about right
llanwydd: if I can remember to take the shells off this time they should be pretty tasty
ah,clem: sit still, ll, that takes awhile
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (10:39 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bunnyboy: Theory in fall, studio-learning in winter, practicum in spring.
Edward R. Tweeno: lol LL
principalpoop: wb M
Merlyn: hullo again
Honey Sanchez: ya the shells are too crunchy for me
Bunnyboy clinks right back atcha, babe
Bambi: wb Merlyn
cease: you see this as career, bun?
Edward R. Tweeno: Hey Merl...
Honey Sanchez: hi merlyn
Dexter Fong: WB Merl
principalpoop: cool bunny
Edward R. Tweeno: Sounds like a very good course.
cease: and speaking of koreans, here's merl
principalpoop: no clinking here, wrong chat
Bambi: lol llanwydd
Edward R. Tweeno: We were?
Edward R. Tweeno: I thought were speaking of Canastas...
Hemlock Stones: i can still manage the occasional clank
Bunnyboy: cease: Couldn't hurt. I can't see working as a bank teller until I'm 70.
Edward R. Tweeno: Against the cast?
llanwydd: canasta has stopped the world. or it stopped him I'm afraid
Hemlock Stones: i was cast upon stoney ground
Bunnyboy: Yeah, lemme get y'all the specs. BRB.
Edward R. Tweeno: What a card...
principalpoop: he got his meld
Edward R. Tweeno: meldew
principalpoop: stoney ground flour is good for bread
cease: i owuld imaigne seattle would be good market, bun
cease: lots of sound comes from there
Hemlock Stones: yes but dont make a meal out of it PP
Edward R. Tweeno: Lost that argument, did you Stones?
principalpoop: mel from the richard van lesbian show
Edward R. Tweeno: Indeed, Cat.
cease: this is an early mutt and smutt
Silver Shoes: Well, I think I should go
Silver Shoes: Maybe I'll be back next week
Bunnyboy: Here 'tis:
Bunnyboy: http://extension.washington.edu/ext/certificates/sop/sop_gen.asp
Silver Shoes: Goodnight everyone
Bunnyboy: nite Shoes.
cease: night silver
Honey Sanchez: nite shoes
principalpoop: night ss
Dexter Fong: Nite Silver
Edward R. Tweeno: Bye SS...
Hemlock Stones: good night
Bunnyboy: Hey, any word on the Nick Danger box set?
llanwydd: nite SS
Dexter Fong: I've heard nothing, Bun
principalpoop: I visited the U of W to maybe go to school. In the library there was a guy in a 3 piece suit and sandals, It blew my mind
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bunnyboy: Do, SS! Somebody's gotta fill my....aw, skip it.
Edward R. Tweeno: Sounds like a very comprehensive curriculum, Bun.
cease: proctors ralph is one of the funniewt things he ever did
cease: i think it was his first, almost pre firesign bit
principalpoop: you will be prepared, lordy lordy
Bunnyboy: As a degree-bearing Washington State graduate, I had to hold my nose just a little bit...
Edward R. Tweeno: The London crowd sure clapped loudly when he went into Spoilsport.
Honey Sanchez: it was that stinky?
cease: does anyone else remember sam hayakawa?
principalpoop: you can cheer both sides now
Dexter Fong: I do Cat
principalpoop: the senator?
Bunnyboy: Honey: Cross-state rivalry.
Dexter Fong: Yep
Edward R. Tweeno: lol P
Honey Sanchez: ah
principalpoop: no, never heard of him
Bunnyboy: To be fair, I rarely attended Washington State games, even when they were free for students.
Dexter Fong: Was in the Senate for a long time...Best known for sleeping
principalpoop: a distinguished senator then
cease: not that long, was it?
Bunnyboy: Dennis Hastert has given the fine people of Illinois permission to thwart his assumptions of re-electability.
cease: i was out of the country then. i enjoyed his linguistics book
Dexter Fong: Poop: If you mean his sleeping prevented him from inflicting more misery on our lives, yes
Edward R. Tweeno: One can hope, Bun.
cease: most recent i read, hastert costs gop more if he stays.
principalpoop: i know connie lingus
llanwydd: yes, Senator from Funfuntown
Dexter Fong: Cat: I believe three terms
cease: and shes glad you do
Edward R. Tweeno: Ah, a linguistic adventure...
cease: yeah califoronians has had its share of clowns
principalpoop: the brown family was a hoot
Dexter Fong: Try Air Lingus...it's all simulated
cease: reagan, nixon, etc
Edward R. Tweeno: You should see Texas ;-)
Hemlock Stones: lol Dex
principalpoop: they have the airplanes with shamrocks on them
Dexter Fong: Tween: But you still got Kinky
cease: i think everywhere has its share of oddities in power given enough time
Edward R. Tweeno: Video - Molly Ivins on TX Sex Toy Ban-http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/42585/ - very funny
cease: if itsd molly it'll be funny.
Edward R. Tweeno: Kinky's not done well recently, but it'd sure be fun to have him as Governor.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: How are you and ah, Clem enjoy beautiful Souther Caifornia
Bunnyboy: The only backlash I can imagine from having Nancy Pelosi as new Speaker would be this: It would scare some unelightened people off of voting for Hillary Clinton for President.
Hemlock Stones: I saw a Get Carter and Get Smart but didnt even know they were looking for Kinky
Bunnyboy: "What? Judge Judy, and now this?"
cease: you think hillary will run in 08?
principalpoop: I miss the royal family
Honey Sanchez: governor kinky sounds kinky to me
cease: funny looking cigarette
Honey Sanchez: oass it
Hemlock Stones: how many Terms does a Terminator get in CA ?
principalpoop: a roofer?
Bunnyboy: Obsessive/Compulsive me, I pre-ordered the complete series set of GET SMART.
Honey Sanchez: oops i meant pass
Edward R. Tweeno: He'd put a few kinks in the process, for sure. More like a monkeywrench.
Dexter Fong: That's no monkeywench, that's my wife
Bunnyboy: 5 seasons, 25 discs, $200 American. No tax, free shipping.
principalpoop: don adams addiction
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bambi: they can only do two terms right?
Bunnyboy: And loving it!
Honey Sanchez: i was told once that a monkey wrench was a bilateral fricative
Hemlock Stones: so one good term deserves another right ?
principalpoop: I had a crush on 99
Bunnyboy: I have some Tennessee Tuxedo stuff, too.
principalpoop: i would buy the dvds for her
principalpoop: any topcat?
Dexter Fong: Stones: A right and a left (oooff)
llanwydd: well, I will be running. see you all (in a manner of speaking) in another dimansion
llanwydd: good night
Hemlock Stones: ok llan, take care now
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Honey Sanchez: nite llan
principalpoop: night llan, break a leg
Merlyn: me too, bye again
Honey Sanchez: next time same place llan
Merlyn: cu later
Bunnyboy: Time/Life has the discs exclusively until Fall 2007, then they might break out the individual season sets.
Bambi: has he already had two terms?
Hemlock Stones: see ya Merlyn
principalpoop: thanks and bye M
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Honey Sanchez: bye merlyn again
Bunnyboy: nite llan. We'll catch up soon!
Bunnyboy: nite Merlyn!
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thanks as always
Bambi: nite llanwydd
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please pour me two terms and make em stiff
||||||||| Catherwood hands em stiff.
Honey Sanchez: tu
cease: they could have made a great play out of this
principalpoop: moi honey?
principalpoop: oops I sound like whats his name
Bunnyboy: Well, it's that bittersweet time here, as well. I will miss each and every one of you, and look forward to returning soon.
Edward R. Tweeno: This is what turned into EobE, isn't it Cat?
Dexter Fong: poop: I noticed =))
Honey Sanchez: lol him
cease: well, sort of
principalpoop: we will make fun of you bunny
Honey Sanchez: bye for now bunny
Bunnyboy: And, of course, I'll read the logs, and maybe drop a post or two in alt.com.fst.
principalpoop: bunny is at the big board
Bunnyboy: Remember me, darlings!
Dexter Fong: Be well Bunny, and good grades etc
Hemlock Stones: good luck Bunny
cease: learn much, bunny
Bambi: good luck Bunny!
Edward R. Tweeno: I was thinking of the video game theme.
principalpoop: alt.com. fist?
Edward R. Tweeno: Bye Bun, and good luck.
Bambi: and enjoy! always great to keep learning
principalpoop: study hard, and have fun :D
Dexter Fong: Poop: Wreong chat
principalpoop: yes, wrong chat
Bunnyboy: poop: Ew!
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Silver Shoes - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: measles,
Bunnyboy: Fade to...
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 11:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Honey Sanchez: ya poop whatta way to go all itchy n stuff ack
Dexter Fong: Bambi: HOw come you and JL are in Palmdale, Calif
principalpoop: I would enjoy that too, but I have bad ears
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Edward R. Tweeno: Not that it matters with this material, Clem, but the playlist for Pink Hotel is out of order with the album.
principalpoop: the little red dots ugh
Honey Sanchez palmdale she gasps!
Bambi: SS dead from measles .... must have been the old fashion measles ... they've supposedly done away with the German Measles through better chemistry
Dexter Fong: Honey: Check Nino
Bambi: we are Dex?
cease: better living through
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Check Nino
Bambi: we dial a local VA number lol
Hemlock Stones: i once had Measles Lite
Edward R. Tweeno: Thanks Clem...
principalpoop: when I went back to school I had to get a measles shot, my age was 2 months short of the cutoff
Honey Sanchez: "used to live in the antelope valley palmdale
principalpoop: what is measles light stones?
Bambi: Thanks Clem! Great fun as always!
Edward R. Tweeno: Flourescent measles?
Honey Sanchez: hemolck, dude yer busted....nino figured that you ARE in England!
Dexter Fong: Measles Light off the treacherous coast of southern North Wales
principalpoop: yes thanks ahhh, clem, bambi and of course ROOT
Dexter Fong: Root Root Root for the hame again team
Dexter Fong: home
principalpoop: ahhh nino
Bambi: wow, we're incognito lol
Hemlock Stones: Dexter has sure travelled some
principalpoop: save the wales
Bambi: LOL great to be here!
Dexter Fong: And don't welsh on the deal
principalpoop: toad awaaaaaaay
Honey Sanchez: bein incognito and stealthed is cool bambi =)
principalpoop: bambi doing an intro, super cool
Hemlock Stones: Nino has traced me to my lodgings in Baker Street i see
principalpoop: dodgings
cease: here, have a rare bit
Honey Sanchez: downing street i thought
ah,clem: have a great night everyone
Honey Sanchez: niterz clem
Hemlock Stones: have a great week Clem and Bambi
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:06 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: as clem mentioned, if you have time on saturday evening, we'd love for you to join us for the Saturday lineup including Independent artists warmup, JimmyLee and Bambi Show, and of course, A Few More Minutes with Firesign Theatre ... it all starts at 6:30 PM ET on CNI Radio. http://www.cniradio.com
cease: auvoir, ah
Edward R. Tweeno: You too Clem...
Hemlock Stones: thanks for the entertainment
Honey Sanchez: yeah have a fine one wherever ya be
Honey Sanchez: adios
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi and Clem
Bambi: thanks :-)
Bambi: yep don't mind incognito one bit :-)
cease: will visit if i can, bambi
principalpoop: it is nice to be had
Dexter Fong: well, I'm off to park...see whomever later, and whoever next time
principalpoop: eric incognito, neighbor of voltaire
Edward R. Tweeno: Happy motoring, Dex...
cease: indeed, dex
Bambi: cool! :-)
principalpoop: hail rita fong
Honey Sanchez: gotcha dex back at cha
cease: meter maid
Hemlock Stones: take it easy Dex
cease: yard woman
Bambi: well, need to keep on the mend with this bronchitis so I can still do appts tomorrow and Saturday and a show Saturday night ... so, have a great week regardless! :-)
cease: marley mrs
cease: get healthy, bambi
Honey Sanchez: nitie bambi
principalpoop: get well bambi, obey the principal :D
Bambi: thanks :-)
Honey Sanchez: ya and get healthy again
Hemlock Stones: i second that
principalpoop: i will toodle, all have a super week, nat nat
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:09 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs principalpoop by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Hemlock Stones: see ya Poo
Hemlock Stones: P
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey Sanchez: damn he left so fast and i had a great cat litter cake recipe i wanted to give him
Edward R. Tweeno: lol Honey
Hemlock Stones: it will keep in the freezer till next week Hon
cease: when the music's over
Honey Sanchez: yeah
Honey Sanchez: hey zackly what is the fiddlers anyway?
Hemlock Stones: dont go there Honey
cease: the contagious disease in boom dot bust
Honey Sanchez: lol kk
Honey Sanchez has a premonition shez already dead so waves and fades
Edward R. Tweeno: Leaving us, Honey? If so, have a great week...
Hemlock Stones: so good bye one and all till next time,
Edward R. Tweeno: Mend well, Stones...
Hemlock Stones: ty for that Tween, will do my best, now i must go deal with a Trojan, not had one of those round here for a while
Edward R. Tweeno: oooooook
||||||||| At 11:18 PM, Hemlock Stones dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Edward R. Tweeno: Guess I'm outta here too. Thanks to Jim & Fran for their efforts, and best to all...
||||||||| At 11:22 PM, Edward R. Tweeno vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Back
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "4:37 AM? 4:37 AM!!" says Catherwood, "testes123 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as testes123 enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| testes123 hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's testes123?! It's 4:41 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 5:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
Edward R. Tweeno
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
lo dere
Silver Shoes
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"