A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 07, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Firebroiled gets out at 9:18 AM.
Firebroiled: You haven’t heard nothing yet. I’ve got right here in this car, for your trans-Atlantic driving pleasure, this fully hallicrafted Sea-Master short-wave radio in this non-returnable, non-disposable zinc-lined carrying case!
||||||||| At 9:19 AM, Firebroiled scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| boney enters at 9:26 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
boney: http://www.hornymanatee.com/
||||||||| Around 9:27 AM, boney walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Outside, the 10:09 AM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Nomoboh coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Nomoboh: Good Morning! Good Morning!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nomoboh: aww, he's no fun, he fell right over
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of December 07, 2006 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nomoboh - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 8:21 PM: boney jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| 8:21 PM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
boney: "Around 9:27 AM, boney walks off into the sunset..." ?
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Happy Birthday Dave!'
||||||||| At 8:23 PM, boney scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
ah,clem: hi Boney
ah,clem: oops
||||||||| "8:46 PM? 8:46 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits on the divan.
Bambi: hi Clem
Bambi smiles
||||||||| It's 8:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Hemlock Stones into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
ah,clem: finally
Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem
ah,clem: good evening, Mr. Stones
Bambi: hey Stones!
Bambi: wb Clem :-)
Hemlock Stones: its still pouring with rain with very strong winds here after five days
Hemlock Stones: i think my feet are becoming webbed
Bambi: wow, we had one of those a couple weeks ago ... we call those nor'easters here ... do you call tehm so'westers there? ;-)
Bambi: lol Stones
Bambi: I feel for you ... I hate those times when it does that!
Hemlock Stones: usually our rain and prevailing winds are from the South West yes, but we havent had weather as wild as this for a few years
Hemlock Stones: today at 11 am in London a tornado did a lot of damage
Bambi: well could be the same system we had a couple weeks ago and it was a doozy
Bambi: doozey?
Bambi: wow, that is a bit unusual for London isn't it?
Hemlock Stones: apparently theres some respite tomorrow then its back to gales and torrential rain till midweek
Bambi: how far are you from London. I remember you saying you are not that close to London
Hemlock Stones: its unusual for Tornadoes to touch down like this but we get about 2 or 3 hundred of them per year, usually as water spouts off the coasts
Bambi: NO FUN!
Hemlock Stones: i am 260 miles north of London
Bambi: ah, ok ... that's quite a few water spouts for the area too
Hemlock Stones: yes i didnt realise we got so many but apparently they are more common here than most people realise
Bambi: we didn't get that many in a year when we were at the Jersey Shore even
Hemlock Stones: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2493246,00.html
Bambi: maybe I should look up water spouts for the Jersey Shore and Virginia Beach ... maybe I would be surprised how many there really are ... I've never seen one ... not sure I want to lol
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 07, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Hemlock Stones: me neither
Bambi: hi Cat
Hemlock Stones: Yo Cease
cease: hi all
Bambi: well, not for real anyway ... have seen many on video footage ... btw: have you seen The Core?
Hemlock Stones: yes i have
Bambi: how's your weather out on the western side of the continent Cat?
Hemlock Stones: isnt that the one that starts with pacemakers and cars failing ??
Bambi: interesting movie huh?
Hemlock Stones: yes
Bambi: yep that's the one
cease: most of our snow is gone
Bambi: and migratory birds
Bambi: How Time Flys in honor of the Birthday Boy :-)
Hemlock Stones: i see that Nino has tracked me down to Audubon, Pennsylvania again
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bees'n'Spiders gets out at 9:04 PM.
cease: its dave's birthday?
Bambi: we will go down to 24 degrees (F) tonight and 19 degrees (F) tomorrow night ... brrrrr
Bees'n'Spiders: Hi, guys! Learned to play the flute yet?
ah,clem: yesterday
cease: oh, ossman. i thought you meant Chat dave
Bambi: lol yeah, Nino the Magnificent ... I like him because he gets it wrong lol
Hemlock Stones: i learned but then forgot again
cease: i knew his birthday was in december, forgot date
Bambi: hi Fred :-) you made it
Hemlock Stones: i think he gives up when he reaches the backbone
Bees'n'Spiders: No problem, just pucker up...
Bambi: gotta take my shoes off first and climb a tree I think ... too cold right now LOL
cease: krassner is still young in his 70s.
Bees'n'Spiders: Yeah, I made it, but only just. Firefox 2 has been crashing regularly. Anybody else had the same problem?
Hemlock Stones: i think places like this room help you stay young in heart and mind
Bambi: yesterday was David's birthday actually but this is close enough lol
Bambi: what OS are you using Fred with Firefox 2?
cease: it seems to work for Dexter Fong
Bambi: and did you upgrade or uninstall old one and install fresh?
Bees'n'Spiders: This is WinXP media.
Hemlock Stones: it has to work for Dexter, it wouldnt dare fail
Bambi: I totally agree Stones!
Bambi: sounds like a bunged install. I would uninstall and reinstall (no reboot needed and your profile will be fine)
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'doctec', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:09 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Hemlock Stones: oh no not birthdays again, they really do make me feel old, i lost count, my next one is on Thursday 28th, so maybe i will bake a cake
doctec: man, what a long day this has been
Hemlock Stones: Hi Doc
cease: hey, it's doc
cease: hope you got my email, doc
Bambi: not many have been having problems with Firefox 2 actually. But there have been some...mainly related to not updating extensions first, and not installing fresh.
Bambi: hey Doc!
doctec: a client i haven't heard from in a long time needed some pc work done for her folks, i was there all day
Hemlock Stones: goes to kitchen and finds large chocolate cake and hands it out to the room
Bambi waves to Lili!
Bees'n'Spiders: I read about some possible Java problems, so I installed the latest. Don't think that's it, though...
doctec: cat: yes, after getting home at 8 after being gone all day and after eating dinner with lili i just now got my laptop connected and booted
Bambi: thanks Stones ... chocolate cake is Clem's favorite
doctec: i popped my email box seconds before getting on chat
||||||||| Catherwood enters with TweenForADay close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
Bambi: yes, that has caused some problems as well but not for everyone
TweenForADay: Hey all...
Hemlock Stones: (puts a couple of pieces aside for clem to have later )
Hemlock Stones: Greetings Tween
Bambi: haven't had any trouble on Win2k or Ubuntu Linux with FF 2.0
ah,clem: yum
Hemlock Stones: hey clem dont eat them all at once
Bees'n'Spiders: Is Catherwood listening? Should I be careful what I say about him?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bees'n'Spiders and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Hemlock Stones: thats what we call a pig out over here
TweenForADay: Just installed FF 2.0 in OS X. Noticably faster...
Bees'n'Spiders: How about a couple of bummers?
Bambi: and my clients on WinXP Home, Pro and Media Edition have not had problems either. In fact only one person had problems that couldn't be resolved...I recommended they move back to FF until the issue could be resolved.
ah,clem: I should not talk with my moffphful
Bambi: hi Tween!
Hemlock Stones: suggests Blair and Bush, will that do B and S ?
TweenForADay: Yo Bambarooni...
cease: tween
Bambi: LOL Clem
Hemlock Stones: mmph mm mrgmmphh !
cease: you want bummers or bombers, bees?
Bees'n'Spiders: Bloomers?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:13 PM and late as usual, it's Bubba's Brain, just back from Elmertown."
Hemlock Stones: hi Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
doctec: hey bb
TweenForADay: Hey Mr. B...
Bambi: hi Bubba :-)
cease: bub
doctec: and thanks to all for good wishes to lili - she's still in quite a bit of pain but her spirits seem to be better today than the past 2 wks
cease: wonderful news, doc
Bees'n'Spiders: I had a brain once. Can't figure out where it went though. Left at Main...
Bambi: I can identify with that Doc .. been there, done that many times .. wipes a person out!
Hemlock Stones: (sends love and healing vibes to Lili)
cease: if you're still a firesign fan, yo still have a brain, bees
Hemlock Stones: should have turned right at Main Bees, better retrace your steps
Bambi: that's something to be happy about for sure (Lili being in better spirits)
Bees'n'Spiders: Phew! Perhaps there IS hope after all.
TweenForADay: Glad to hear that Lili's in good spirits, Doc.
TweenForADay: An Abbie Normal brain perhaps, but still a brain ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'oldiesfan', just granted probation at 9:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: hi oldiesfan :-)
Bees'n'Spiders: ...niaM ta tfeL. rusphneuptup pup. Ah! That's better!
oldiesfan: yo room
TweenForADay: Hey Oldie...
cease: oldies
cease: i see its pearl harbour day again.
oldiesfan: at drucker and 4th he turned left, at 4th and drucker he turned right, at sam and drucker he...
cease: time for the us to unconditionally surrender again
doctec: mort drucker?
doctec: harboring those pearls
oldiesfan: mort too (in france he's known as dead drucker ;-)
Bees'n'Spiders: Nah, Mort didn't even know her...
Bambi: yes, that does seem to make the rounds Cat for sure. Many lost their lives in that war ... soldiers and civilians when Pearl Harbor was attacked
Hemlock Stones: diving for dear liife when we should be diving for pearls
cease: i went to the Canadian War Musuem when i was in ottawa recently
oldiesfan: this mawhning...at 6:25am pacific stahndahd time...
cease: great museum, but very depressing
oldiesfan: actually it would have been 10:25am PST
Bambi: very sad but true Stones
cease: i'm editing the footage i shot there with some firesign war footage
oldiesfan: 7:55am HI time, and, very few know this, HI was GMT-10.5 then, not GMT-10 as they are now
TweenForADay: Fingers crossed for ya. Let me know when you get it, and I'll recommend some free software.
Hemlock Stones: its a line from the Elvis Costello song, "Shipbuilding" Bambi
TweenForADay: Oops, that was for the Deer person.
oldiesfan: cease, are you "bringing the war back home"?
cease: youre in hawaii, oldies?
oldiesfan: nope, AZ
Bambi: ah, don't think I have heard that one before Stones
cease: yes, i am using that one too. kkkkkk
oldiesfan: where it's 1925 MST
doctec: kiii-kiii-kiiiiiiii
Hemlock Stones: if i can find it i will send it to you Bambi, its a gr eat anti war song
cease: the previous vid tale ends with pix of my friends in university in those days
cease: so i'll end that piece with "Where are all the kids now?" as a segue to the war museum piece, which will begin with, "Well, they're in Korea." "On Which side?"
oldiesfan: the accursed will be reminded about prohibited language at this courts-martial!
Bees'n'Spiders: Watch out for that entrenching tool.
oldiesfan: i think i'll go upstairs and help porcelain make the bed ;-)
Bees'n'Spiders: He
cease: see the USA through your turret bay
cease: they have hitler's car in the museum, wihch of course will be displayed with "the presidient of the united states IS named shikelgruber"
Bubba's Brain: "They Saved Hitler's Car"
Bees'n'Spiders: Oops, Thought the fox passed one. But I'm still here.
oldiesfan: squeeze him right there and maybe he'll pass another one...
TweenForADay: See the USA through your turret syndrome
Bubba's Brain: Fox Corp passed one.
TweenForADay: Sounds like fun, Cat :-)
doctec: outfoxed again
oldiesfan: hey! what're you guys doing in my car?!
doctec: backstroke!
Bees'n'Spiders: Speaking of saving things, ever see the old cartoon "They saved Nixon's brain"? Got it from Klok years ago - hilarious!
Bubba's Brain: Be quiet, everyone will want one.
oldiesfan: since i went to help porcelain make the bed, i've got an erector set
cease: its nice to do something for friends who put me up on my eastern travels
cease: sounds like porcelain wasnt helpful enough
oldiesfan: lol
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd gets out at 9:30 PM.
Bees'n'Spiders: Throw a towel over it, do some pushups.
llanwydd: is this seat taken?
Hemlock Stones: bbs
oldiesfan: this seat occupied by a piedmont through passenger
Bambi: lol you are right Bubba ... I want it already lol
Bambi: hi llanwydd
oldiesfan: catherwood, say "yes madam?"
||||||||| Catherwood says ""yes madam""
doctec: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-qXFrsTuk
Bambi: no, we always save your seat for yu llanwydd :-)
llanwydd: please remind me to take my pizza out of the microwave in a half hour
Bubba's Brain: Hmmm. Bam... maybe that hsould be my new marketing stategy. Be quiet, and everyone will want one.
oldiesfan: catherwood, now say "teeeea madam?"
||||||||| Catherwood says ""teeeea madam""
doctec: (not the cartoon, but pretty cool anyway)
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:32 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
oldiesfan: can you cook groat clusters in the microwave?
llanwydd: hi princep!
oldiesfan: yo pooper
Bambi: good marketing slogan Bubba LOL
Bambi: hi princeP
TweenForADay: Hey P...
oldiesfan: pe-pep...mooooorrrrrre...
doctec: principled poop
cease: poop
llanwydd: let's go for groat clusters next week
Bubba's Brain: Hmmmm. interesting stategy for audio theater.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:33 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
llanwydd: this week it's swelling pizza
Bubba's Brain: Audio theater for the deaf.
doctec: lots of ads on tv for giving xm and sirius radio subscriptions as xmas presents
llanwydd: hi elayne!
cease: hey el!
Elayne: Thanks again, Jim and Fran and Kurt and Tom and anyone I've forgotten, for a swell time last Saturday on CNI. I had a ball!
Bubba's Brain: Great give someone something theyll have to pay every month for.
Bees'n'Spiders: No, this wasn't a video. It was a "Cultural Jet Lag" cartoon by Jim Siergney and Tom Roberts.
cease: if i'd known of it, i'd have been there too, el
TweenForADay: It were fun E :=)
Bubba's Brain: Hey E
Bambi: it was our pleasure Elayne! :-)
Bubba's Brain: Happy Happies, E
Elayne: I almost forgot about it myself, Cat. :)
oldiesfan: i had a heapin' bowlful of loostner's castor oil flakes for dinner, so you know what that means...10-4 eleanor and cya later!
||||||||| "9:35 PM? I'm late!" exclaims oldiesfan, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
cease: oldies
doctec: hi e
principalpoop: hello?
Bambi: night oldiesfan
principalpoop: ahhh, firefox works
Elayne: How's Lili, Tom?
llanwydd: hello is not a question
Bambi says hello, hello, hello (to princeP)
principalpoop: it was too?
llanwydd: a questionable greeting
principalpoop: IE 8 is not great, how are you?
llanwydd: I'm fine?
principalpoop: ok ok, salutations!
principalpoop: and the camry!
Bees'n'Spiders: And salivations.
principalpoop drools
Bambi: Catherwood please pour drinks for all and a toasted almond for you
||||||||| Catherwood hands drinks for all and a toasted almond for you.
Bubba's Brain: I've been using Netscape 8 for a while, mainly out of habit. But since 8.1 it's been buggy -- I finally made a permanant switch to Firefox this week.... at work at least.
llanwydd: interesting you mention a camry. I just bought a used one. an 87. I don't have film for it yet
Bambi: why thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Bambi and inquires "Someone mention my name?"
principalpoop: why thank catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to principalpoop and yells "My ears are burning..."
llanwydd: but seriously, I got my 87 Camry on the road yesterday
||||||||| Hemlock Stones departs at 9:39 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
TweenForADay: It runs on 35mm?
principalpoop throws a bucket of water on C
Bees'n'Spiders: Hey, Catherwood, watch where you put those hands!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:40 PM"
Bubba's Brain: I had a Camry... I used it to take pictures at the Opry.
TweenForADay: LOL
llanwydd: LOL bub
Bambi: see you later Stones!
principalpoop: have you got a Cigar
Bees'n'Spiders: Did the Camry get much smileage?
Bubba's Brain: pp -- yes, but its only a cigar.
TweenForADay: The Little Nashville Opry no less, I suppose ;-)
llanwydd: It's got 102 on it
llanwydd: K, that is
principalpoop: Does you Camry have a shimmy?
Bubba's Brain: it was a grand old camry.
llanwydd: I put another hundred miles on it today
principalpoop: Kilometres? commie/?
Bubba's Brain: Lived down in the real Nashville for a while. People round here think I mean the Indiana one.
llanwydd: the automatic shoulder strap doesn't work. I'm worried about passing inspection
cease: wouldn't Dave be surprised if he shows up and sees tonights topic
doctec: dave's not here?
llanwydd: what's tonight's topic?
principalpoop: he can see now? cool
doctec: topic of cans, sir
Bubba's Brain: Topic of Capri pants.
TweenForADay: Almost moved to Nashville back in the 80's. They were looking for a soundman for TPAC.
Bubba's Brain: TPAC?
TweenForADay: Tennessee Performing Arts Center
principalpoop: don't make me go fire island on you
Bees'n'Spiders: Past the whore's lattitudes...
llanwydd: to punch a canary
TweenForADay: lol P
llanwydd: better than to kill a mockinbird
Bubba's Brain: Ah.
llanwydd: or whatever
Bubba's Brain: They didn't seem to have any shortage of those down there.
principalpoop: mock mock mock, those damn birds, the flock of a feather
Bubba's Brain: (soundmen that is)
principalpoop: so indiana has a nashville too? oops too!
Bees'n'Spiders: I've gotta get the flock outta here. See ya!
||||||||| Bees'n'Spiders departs at 9:46 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
llanwydd: nite bees
cease: bees
Elayne: Bye Bees!
principalpoop: good luck with that job BS
llanwydd: safe and sound men?
Bambi: have a great night Fred
doctec: free the bees!
llanwydd: good nite bees and spiders
principalpoop: what happened to the giant killer bees?
Bambi: still moving northward last I heard
llanwydd: they've mysteriously disappeared
doctec: along with all the honey
cease: havent made it to van yet
principalpoop: quick, build that wall
principalpoop: wait you said they all disappeared, what about catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside principalpoop and queries "Did you want something?"
llanwydd: saw a great movie on tcm the other day called "The Testement of Dr. Mabuse". An old German film
llanwydd: really creepy
llanwydd: testament
Bubba's Brain: Back... had to deal with kitty issues.
TweenForADay: It was about an old German?
TweenForADay: Testifyyyyyy
principalpoop: ach tung
cease: the prez?
principalpoop: wbbbb
llanwydd: in fact it WAS about an old german
TweenForADay: gesundheit
Elayne: Folks, I'm afraid I'm not concentrating very well today. Next week, maybe.
||||||||| 9:52 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: I recommend it. don't miss it if you can
principalpoop: dr. mabuse is french for, oops wrong chat
doctec: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023563/ ... an old fritz lang movie i haven't seen, sorry i missed it
cease: off you go, el
Bubba's Brain: She's the wind....
doctec: zip and she's gone
principalpoop: night E
cease: i watched that channel for the first time this week.
cease: saw Face of Another which i'd seen at least 30 years ago
llanwydd: the title character is rarely seen. he's elusive
principalpoop: never seen a fritz lang movie, only seen references in gravitys rainbow
cease: same guy who did Woman in the Dunes and Gaudi
principalpoop: ahh like the boss on charlie's angles
llanwydd: somehow lang lost his edge after he moved to hollywood
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:54 PM and Hemlock Stones waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
doctec: lili and i went into nyc to see the restored 'metropolis' at the film forum around 3 yrs ago - great to see the film on a screen and not on tv - we loved it
principalpoop: gu sn
llanwydd: howdy stones!
Hemlock Stones: oops, explorer dumped me whilst i was recording a song
principalpoop: oops wb hs
Hemlock Stones: h llan
TweenForADay: I'll bet, Doc...
cease: yes i saw that here, doc. great restoration
Hemlock Stones: Yo PP
doctec: he lost his edge because he had to adhere to the hollywood system, which meant he did not always have comtrol over the work
llanwydd: you're lucky, doc. I'd love to see that on a big screen
TweenForADay: DRM of some sort Stones ;-)
||||||||| "9:56 PM? 9:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fonge should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fonge enters and sits on the divan.
cease: dex
doctec: actually the film forum's screens are not all that big - fortunately for us, because the only seats left when we got there were in the front row
doctec: it was actually the best friggin' seat in the house
llanwydd: metropolis is one of my all time favorite films
principalpoop: i never liked firefox, 2.0 is my friend, like fong here fong 2.0
Hemlock Stones: no Tween just two many windows open i think, clearly a gig of memory is not enough for heavy users like me
TweenForADay: Lo dere, Dex...
Dexter Fonge: Godd Evening Dear Friends
Hemlock Stones: Hi Dexter
llanwydd: howdy
llanwydd: howdy dex!
principalpoop: laughing cow cheese
Dexter Fonge: and howdy howdy right back to you little Welsh dude
llanwydd: I'm 5'10"
TweenForADay: Jeese, Stones... I only have 256Mb of RAM in my Mac under OS X and I can run the classic emulator, have browser and mail open, and watch a movie at the same time.
Dexter Fonge: llan: Hah! I'm 24/7
principalpoop: no, I'm 5'7"
llanwydd: you got me beat
doctec: 7 come 11
Bambi: hi Dex!
principalpoop: show off tween
Dexter Fonge: Hiyah Bam Bam
principalpoop: daddy needs a new pair of shoes
Dexter Fonge: Doc: I'll beat you, eight to the bar
TweenForADay: Steve Jobs pays me for the endorsements lol
doctec: owwww!
doctec: insanely great or greatly insane - you be the judge
TweenForADay: I'll eight at the bar just the other day...
Dexter Fonge wonders at the psychic pain
principalpoop: i am the judge? let the beauty contest begin
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fonge: Tween: Wonderful mix of tenses
llanwydd: who's the beauty?
Hemlock Stones: these are tense times for us all Dexter
principalpoop: nice bong, oops gong
Dexter Fonge sings, "Here I Come, Mist ..er ah 'merica
principalpoop: mirror mirror on the wall..
TweenForADay: I have enough tenses in my life, thrank you very much...
Hemlock Stones: hey thats my Bong PP !
principalpoop: prove it?
Dexter Fonge: Bong! James Bong!!
doctec: i used to be a heavy user - eating habits improved - my computer lost 10 pounds
Dexter Fonge: Doc: Love those lightwieght...pound for pound etc.
principalpoop: of unsightly hard drive fat?
Dexter Fonge: lightweights
Hemlock Stones: see, its got my name on the bowl
Dexter Fonge: Maiden China?
TweenForADay: In Jamacan
llanwydd: hey nobody reminded me to take my swollen pizza out of the microwave
llanwydd: I should have boiled it
Dexter Fonge: We thought you liked it like that
TweenForADay: It exploded?
principalpoop: i cannot focus my eyes, wait until I am straight stones, maybe 2009
TweenForADay: lol P
Hemlock Stones: hey llan, dont forget to take your pizza out of the microwave
Hemlock Stones: i was straight once, think it was around 1966
Dexter Fonge: llan: Is it time to send in the Domino Disaster Team?
principalpoop: are you beating your pizza again llan? go to those anger management classes
llanwydd: that will be difficult at this point, stones
cease: once you hear the firesign theatre, you're never straight again
principalpoop: not me, never normal, straight from childhood into drug haze
Bambi: DDT?
Hemlock Stones: try a different point then llan
principalpoop: coming mother
Dexter Fonge: Bambi: YOu got it! Stand still, I'll brush it off
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:06 PM and boney waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: glad to hear that cat ... couldn't afford the drugs anyway lol
Dexter Fonge: Waltsing Boney
llanwydd: hey boney!
principalpoop: boney mahroney
Bambi: wb Boney
Bambi: LOL Dex
principalpoop: nice grape
cease: their intentions have always been to rewire our brains
Dexter Fonge: It'l make a hell of a raisin
llanwydd: must be a raisin by now
boney: I'm obsessive! I'm compulsive! I'll go insane if Peter Bergman doesn't show up soon!
Dexter Fonge: My brain is hotwired
llanwydd: beat me to it, dex!
llanwydd: how dare you!
Dexter Fonge: My temp is allways 100.1
Bambi: they skimp so much on those grapes from Greece ... one is never enough!
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fonge: Fahrenheit
Dexter Fonge: Nice spelling huh? =)
llanwydd: bergman's already been here. I missed him too
principalpoop: ahh, clem ...... yourself
Dexter Fonge: PB was hewre tonight?
boney: Bergman was here? When?
Dexter Fonge: Hiyah clem
llanwydd: couple of years ago
principalpoop: I am recalling
doctec: not insane
cease: i think bergmans been here a couple of times
principalpoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere
ah,clem: was an anti fade move
cease: he showed up refently after the last chater had left
llanwydd: I missed him each time
boney: As far as I know, he's the only Guest of Honor of this chatroom who was never a Guest of Honor of this chatroom
cease: in search of merl
llanwydd: at least I've gotten to talk to all of the others
Dexter Fonge: lol boney
Bambi: clem is always doing morse code to keep from fading ;-)
TweenForADay: Been reading PD Ospensky again, Cat?
principalpoop: you are the man ahhh, clem, the decider, do not explain what you do
cease: proc was the only one who'd never been here and he was here the night tirebiter was, just recently
llanwydd: ...---...
Bubba's Brain: Looked like noone was posting for the longest time.... then I realized it was my browser. Just like a netsplit of olde.
TweenForADay: send help!
boney: I think that the Peter Bergman who was in this chatroom was a fake.
Dexter Fonge: Return ...--->>> to sender
TweenForADay: A mere clone...
cease: no, it was the real bergman
boney: a hologram of Peter Bergman?
principalpoop: address unknown
Bambi: <(O)> | <(O)>
llanwydd: that's funny bone. a fake bergman?
Dexter Fonge: Iceberg Man
ah,clem: oh no llanwydd is in trouble, he is sending sos
Bubba's Brain: item.return(sender)
Hemlock Stones: no thats not true boney, he was real but the one on the records is the fake
llanwydd: that was a pun, clem
boney: Ben "Baldy" Frankman
ah,clem :)
Dexter Fonge: Inventor of the Electric Stove
principalpoop: it is pizza morse code, guido morse
llanwydd: I had a friend who signed in here once as Phil Austine
llanwydd: as a joke
cease: i remember that, llan
Dexter Fonge: I'd like my pie with extra cheese and marconi
Dexter Fonge: Hey that imposter stole my appended "e"
llanwydd: marconi? a radio pizza?
doctec: will the reel peter bergman please stand out?
principalpoop: i wondered about your dingleberry dex
Bambi: Bambi makes Dex some of her pennsyvania dutch style creamy mac and cheese to go with that pie
TweenForADay: Onbly from the National Lampoon pizzaria, LL...
Dexter Fonge: llan: YOu bet, those 12AX7 tubes is mighty tasty
Hemlock Stones: with a talent like his, hes bound to stand out
ah,clem: radial pizza
Dexter Fonge: Poop: Wrong forum
principalpoop: i could not think of marconi's first name
cease: its very italian
llanwydd: guglielmo
Dexter Fonge: Bambi makes Dexter fonge feel extra creamy
llanwydd: I'd rather have a tesla torte
TweenForADay: Benito
principalpoop: i already used Guido, it is not leonardo I think
cease: sounds like pastry/gelato thing
llanwydd: guido sarducci marconi
principalpoop: that would be neato to have the name Benito
Dexter Fonge: llan: Tesla Tortes only available at the Wheatstone Bridge location
llanwydd: keep the beato
cease: or this year's xmas sensation every kid wants, "google me, elmo"
cease: in korea, that would be "gookle me elmo"
llanwydd: LOL cat
TweenForADay: lol cat
Dexter Fonge: Cat: That's sooo last week, newest kid toy is Wiki me Waldo
TweenForADay: Do you have to stand in line at 5am to get one, Cat?
cease: better than praying to mecca
Hemlock Stones: Yaboo my Yahoo got nowhere, bring back Phil Spectre i say
TweenForADay: Better than praying to mantis
llanwydd: you don't buy them. you hunt them
Dexter Fonge: Hem: Whoo!!
Hemlock Stones: Hem Whoo was a great sage Dexter
principalpoop: dr mabuse? i mean dr who?
Dexter Fonge: And a gtrat seemstress too
Bambi: wb Stones
llanwydd: you mean sage derby
Dexter Fonge: great
llanwydd: gtatrit
Dexter Fonge: Sage Derby, south-west Cowboy Detective
Bambi: those preying mantis' females are really mean and nasty creatures ... can't get along with their mates! ;-)
llanwydd: gastric
Hemlock Stones: ty Bambi, its reassuring that i was missed
principalpoop: parsley sage rosmary and thyme, she once was a true love of mine
Hemlock Stones: i had a mate like that Bambi
TweenForADay: lol Stones
principalpoop: cellmate in old knobby?
Dexter Fonge: Poop: Who was it? Simon or Garfunkle?
TweenForADay: and lived to tell...
llanwydd: the line they threw out was "parsley, sage, rosemary and garlic"
Hemlock Stones: mine got the car, the house and an arm and a leg
TweenForADay: yikes
Dexter Fonge: Garlic is, admittedly, a difficult rhyme
principalpoop: too bad it was not the clavicle
Bambi: no wonder you had trouble and fell on your shoulder on the slippery stones!
Hemlock Stones: no its not, try Arselick as in Tony Blair
Bambi: ;-)
Dexter Fonge: Parsley, sage, rosemary and clavicle?
doctec: garlic won't stik
TweenForADay: lol Stones
llanwydd: she once was a true love of marlic
llanwydd: well, I tried
TweenForADay: speaking of... how's the bones, Stones?
Hemlock Stones: ah yes, Bob Marlic and the Whalers, sadly missed
Hemlock Stones: knit one pearl one, Tween
cease: indeed
principalpoop: dayyyy-oh
doctec: phb?
llanwydd: llikke de spliff, mon
Hemlock Stones: ya mon, one love llan
Bambi: not much fun Stones ... sad that there are some like that ...
TweenForADay: A slow process, I take it, Stones?
doctec: i and i
Dexter Fonge: sssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttt!!!!!!
Hemlock Stones: yes it is but thanks for taking it Tween, i feel better already
Dexter Fonge: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
principalpoop: fonge has sprung a leak?
Dexter Fonge: Passing the doobie, mon
Hemlock Stones: i thought he had solix tires
Hemlock Stones: they are new, much better than solid ones
llanwydd: solar tires?
doctec: pass the kutchie on de left hand side
Dexter Fonge: solid matrix tires, available on screen, now!
llanwydd: or as we say in ticonderoga, "tuh-yers
principalpoop: ahhh ticonderoga, slowly I turned
TweenForADay: I tied up my conderoga years ago...
doctec: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kutchie
principalpoop: step by step
boney: Still no Peter standing out?
ah,clem: ...
Hemlock Stones: sounds like a Zappa song Tween
TweenForADay: Hadn't hear that one, Doc
ah,clem: put a towell over it
TweenForADay: And planted my dental floss?
doctec remembers camping out with family as a kid back in the 60s not far from fort ticonderoga
principalpoop: how did his dental floss ranch work out anyway?
TweenForADay: brb
boney: I've got just the thing. http://www.hornymanatee.com/
Hemlock Stones: have you still got my tweezers tween i need them badly now
Dexter Fonge: Just the thing for what?
llanwydd: would that have been at Rogers Rock, doc?
doctec: remember the song "pass the dutchie" by the kid group "new eidition"? they had to change kutchie to dutchie because of the drug ref
boney: Just the thing for an outstanding Peter
llanwydd: very popular camping area
Hemlock Stones: my horse was only about this big PP and i need a bigger one
doctec: lland: it might have been, i can't remember - all i remember is the camping part and touring the fort
Dexter Fonge: Doc: Well, that a whole drug term that passed me right by....oh well
Hemlock Stones: yes i do Doctec, in fact i have it and the original version by the Mighty Diamonds
llanwydd: the fort has fallen into disrepair lately
principalpoop: pony boy pony boy won't you be my pony boy
Dexter Fonge: Anyone heard about that new gansta reggae group, the Might Blood Diamonds?
doctec: i hated the new edition version - mighty diamonds had it right
doctec: dex: lol
principalpoop: new edition? or was the first edition?
||||||||| Outside, the 10:32 PM crosstown bus from New Mexico pulls away, leaving Honey Sanchez coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Hemlock Stones: agreed Doctec
Honey Sanchez cough cough
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
principalpoop: hola honey
doctec: lland: i'm not surprised
llanwydd: hi hs!
Honey Sanchez: hola compadres!
Dexter Fonge pats Honey gentle on lower back...not too low mind you
principalpoop: give her something for her cough doc
doctec: yo honee
principalpoop: yes, you would hit my hand there fong
Honey Sanchez: hi hi
llanwydd: here's a quarter
Dexter Fonge: Poop: A low ten?
Hemlock Stones: behave yourself PP
principalpoop: pull the curtain fred
principalpoop: that's not much
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please mix me a triple zombie
||||||||| Catherwood mixes Honey Sanchez a triple zombie.
Dexter Fonge: The curtain has a name?
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Honey Sanchez: mas mejor
cease: honey
llanwydd: triple zombie. that could kill
Dexter Fonge: yes?
principalpoop: the drapes have names
cease: no, only the polite ain has a name
doctec: pull the rug fred
Dexter Fonge: Poop: So do the swags and jabots
doctec falls over
Honey Sanchez: hi cease hi poop hey is that your hand...or are you just glad to see me?
Hemlock Stones: a curtain is about the only thing i can pull these days PP
Dexter Fonge: Doc tec is no fun
doctec: hey man, pull my curtain (hee hee hee)
llanwydd: that reminds me of the scotsman on monty python. I'll start with a whiskey and then I'll have a whiskey for the main course
principalpoop: wrong chat honey
Dexter Fonge pulls the wool over his own eyes
cease: but now for him, the horizon is coming up
Dexter Fonge: Hey I can't see!!
Honey Sanchez: oooh heh
Bambi: hi Honey!
principalpoop: ooh heh? i told you wrong chat honey
TweenForADay: No barbells for you just yet, eh Stones?
Hemlock Stones: see its true Dex, it does make you go blind
Bambi: lol
Hemlock Stones: i had delusions that i was a pair of curtains till my shrink told me to pull myself together
Dexter Fonge: Hem: It's still better than a couple of sharp sticks in the ey......hey wait a minute...that's what caused my problem
principalpoop: authentic city
llanwydd: barbells are what ring at happy hour
TweenForADay: Were that true, Stones, Bush would be needing a guide dog ;-)
Hemlock Stones: surely the end of the happy hour llan ?
Honey Sanchez: ring the barbell buy the bar a round !
Hemlock Stones: gin and it for me please Honey
doctec: hey stones, does midge ure still have a following over the pond? saw a recent pic of him in soundonsound magazine, kinda shocked to see him bald (though given how we're all losing our hair as we age, i guess i shouldn't be)
principalpoop: ring the barmaid and get us a round
Honey Sanchez: catherwood mix a gin and IT for hemlock, please
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Honey Sanchez
Hemlock Stones: yes Doctec he does, hes the guy who does all the real work for Live Aid and Live * whilst boring bob geldoff takes all the credit
Hemlock Stones: Midge lives next door to my friend Andy
llanwydd: a gin and hemlock?
Dexter Fonge: Honey: You're money is no good in this chat
Honey Sanchez gets stones a drink, herself!!!
Hemlock Stones: ty Honey
principalpoop: i used to watch that show on BBC america, my friend Andy
Dexter Fonge: Catherwood, give hemlock stones a gin and it
||||||||| Catherwood hands hemlock stones a gin and it.
Hemlock Stones: ty Cathers
Dexter Fonge: and put it on doc tecs tab
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
doctec: stones: good for him! always liked the guy - back in 1990, my band opened for him when he was touring to support answers to nothing (toad's place, new haven) - got to meet him, hell of a nice guy
Hemlock Stones: thats very generous of you Dex
Bambi: Hey Doc, this great guy sent us some wonderful musical pieces for us to choose from for our new JimmyLee and Bambi theme song ... can't imagine who ;-)
Hemlock Stones: yes Andy says the same Doc
Honey Sanchez: "imagines who
TweenForADay: Can't wait to hear them Saturday...
doctec: bambi: lol
Bambi: my personal favorite was the first one you sent :-)
boney: catherwood hand me a microminiature hologram of a Peter Bergman clone
||||||||| Catherwood gives boney a microminiature hologram of a peter bergman clone.
Dexter Fonge: afk for kutchie
doctec: gen-you-wine fake blues guitar solo
cease: and speaking of wonderful pieces, when are you going to play danger down under and the procberg stuff?
Hemlock Stones: pass it to the other side please Dexter
doctec: hey, new sitcom premise: everybody loves kutchie!
llanwydd: catherwood is very accomodating this evening
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and says "oh, fuck off llanwydd!"
llanwydd: spoke too soon
TweenForADay: Well it's from mindless fellowship to mindless gaming for me. Health & happiness all 'round. So long, until last time, again...
Hemlock Stones: you hold him llan whilst i kick him
principalpoop: check it for plutonium first stones
Honey Sanchez: lol llan i can see he is haha
Bambi: loved it :-) ... it had a bit of a slinky beat to it ... my fav kind of music
boney: catherwood hand me a tiny thing named Mr. Beat
||||||||| Catherwood gets boney a tiny thing named mr beat.
||||||||| "10:43 PM? I'm late!" exclaims TweenForADay, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
doctec: bambi: i figured that would be the case, the other two pieces are from my library and as such weren't custom cni jobs
Hemlock Stones: hmm Plutonium .... Luxury !
doctec: i'd like to do some new station promos for you two tho
Bambi: that's a good question ... one that only ah,clem can answer ;-)
principalpoop: you're in charge alexy
Bambi: night Tween .. have a great night
principalpoop: night tween
cease: tween
Bambi: we'd love that Doc!
Hemlock Stones: come back Tween nearly everything is forgiven
llanwydd: nite tween
boney: catherwood give me a glass of Mr. Beatov's finest vodka
||||||||| Catherwood gives boney a glass of mr beatov's finest vodka.
doctec: i need you & jimmy lee to write the promo copy - send when available
Dexter Fonge: sssssssssssssssssttttttttttttt! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! back
Bambi: you should get an email with some thoughts on that from Clem soon
doctec: thanks bambi
Honey Sanchez: wb dex
Hemlock Stones: i see you havent fixed that leak yet Dexter
Bambi: he's working on that side of things
boney: Nite.
doctec: brb - must wet my whistle
llanwydd: our butler is accomodating everyone but me
doctec goes to get a little bailey's to sip
Dexter Fonge: Hem: That's odd...I just took one
principalpoop: i'm a cranky old yank in a clanky old tank on the streets of yokohoma doing those beato beato flat on my seato hirohito blues
Honey Sanchez: nite boney
cease: bone
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:46 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs boney by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
principalpoop: boney night
Dexter Fonge: Poop: Highly patriotic
Bambi: nite boney :-)
Dexter Fonge: Night Boney
Hemlock Stones: hows Albuquerque Honey, have they finished it yet ?
llanwydd: nite boney
principalpoop: longest song title ever, try doing that for charades...
Honey Sanchez: nope but it will be nice when they are done, stones
llanwydd: nite boney
Hemlock Stones: agreed Honey, i will study progress reports
principalpoop: HS can spell albukirque wow
Honey Sanchez: check it out and you will find that we are the orange barrell capital of the world
Honey Sanchez: alkaburkey
cease: do you have a barrel of fun?
llanwydd: what's an orange barrell?
Hemlock Stones: i think i was there the night they drove old dixie down,
Honey Sanchez: they put them up all over the place to show what wonderful construction they are doing
Dexter Fonge: It used to be a red barrel, they painted it
Bambi: alkaburpy?
doctec: front
Honey Sanchez: makes us proud to pay taxes
Dexter Fonge: I was here the night they drove ol' Nixon down
Hemlock Stones: i think that Poop was in the driving seat come to think of it.
cease: a celebratory time
llanwydd: oh, those orange barrells. I thought you meant a barrel of oranges
Bambi: did they also put up the orange plastic mesh?
principalpoop: i was there the night they got duck's down
Dexter Fonge: My Orange pickers are in those orange barrels
Bambi: or are these roads?
Honey Sanchez: oh yes bambi its lovely this time of year
Hemlock Stones: eida rather been someplace else to be honest PP
Hemlock Stones: its lovely any time of the year Honey
principalpoop: how can you be in 2 places HS?
cease: i remember little wooden barrels of orange candy in la, at farmer's market
Dexter Fonge: It was eider duck's or geese
llanwydd: I know what you mean now. where the roadworkers wave flags at your car like they're ultra-patriotic or something
Honey Sanchez: me too cease
principalpoop: I got down off an elephant once
doctec: duck duck geese?
Honey Sanchez: yes you got it llan
Hemlock Stones: by lilstening to FT of course PP everyone knows that
Hemlock Stones: whatever lilstening is
principalpoop: no more calls, we have a winner
Hemlock Stones: lol
Dexter Fonge: Geese, or stunted swans
Honey Sanchez: lol
doctec: i am not a wiener
Honey Sanchez sips on her zombie3
principalpoop: an ugly duckling often grows up to be a duck
Bambi: ah, must be the ugly ducklings ...
Dexter Fonge: And I'm not a "brat"
llanwydd: stunted prawns?
Hemlock Stones: is that your Swansong PP ?
Dexter Fonge: But what's wurst, were all skinless...so to speak
principalpoop: punted straw?
llanwydd: a wiener is a viennese
doctec: swansong tv dinners
doctec: your first dinner will be your last
ah,clem: ...
llanwydd: LOL doc
Hemlock Stones: yes, the feathers give me reflux
doctec: jimmy is speechless
principalpoop: live it or live with it
Dexter Fonge: Enjoy your swansong last meal and then wash those dirty tv trays away with "swansdown"
principalpoop: let us osprey
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (10:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: hello dere
doctec: hey merl
Bambi: ...at the top of the tower...
llanwydd: howdy merl!
Dexter Fonge: Hey Merlyn
principalpoop: Hello M
Honey Sanchez: hello merlyn
Hemlock Stones: Hi Merlyn
cease: its a magician
doctec: all together now...
Bambi: Hi Merlyn our very own Wizard!
Hemlock Stones: is that a wand your holding etc etc ?
Dexter Fonge: ...all together now....
cease: lol stones
Bambi: 1, 2, 3
principalpoop: all together now
Dexter Fonge: Turn Hemlock into a newt Merlyn, he wasn't sufficiently obsequios
Merlyn: Burritos are, legally, not sandwiches: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005478053
Honey Sanchez: 1,2,3,4 can i have a little more.....
principalpoop: yes yes, make him a newt
llanwydd: legally?
Bambi: we didn't get a harrumph out of that guy
llanwydd: is there an illegal burrito?
Dexter Fonge: Catherwood, give Honey another Triple Zombie
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey another triple zombie.
principalpoop: 1,2,3, , we don't want your oops, flashback
Honey Sanchez: dont tell the new mexicans that, merlyn here they are sangwiches
Merlyn: Catherwood, make me a burrito sandwich
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn a burrito sandwich.
principalpoop: harrumph
doctec: 1, 2, uh... (kutchie impaired)
Dexter Fonge: llan: Illegal burrito is like spanish squatters
principalpoop: that burrito will make him harruumph
Bambi: illegal and legal burritos ... interesting ... personally I like the texas burritos best
Honey Sanchez: lol pass it doc
Hemlock Stones: i think Merlyn has turned me into Newt Gingridge by mistake, at least i assume its a mistake
Merlyn: if burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos
llanwydd: just saw the link
Dexter Fonge: 5..6..7..8! Oops, wrong chat
Honey Sanchez: oh no!
Merlyn: newt gingrich is always a mistake
ah,clem: or a mexican burrito, all things will pass
llanwydd: that's the silliest thing I've ever heard
principalpoop: next they will come after the ham sandwiches
Hemlock Stones: from now on please address your questions through the chair, as you will get more sense from it
Dexter Fonge: Hem: You're just suffering from a tom delay
Merlyn: the comfy chair?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: yes i thought i heard an echo Dexter
Merlyn: the burrito banditos
llanwydd: a sandwich has a top and bottom. no question
doctec: 0, 1, 1, 2, fibonnacci stepped in goo
principalpoop: there are open faced sandwiches, racist
Merlyn: let's dig up the earl of sandwich and have him decide
Merlyn: lol doc
Bambi: so why are burritos 'legally' not sandwiches?
Dexter Fonge: Hem: I second that....second that....econ hat.....con at.......
llanwydd: because the judge declared
Hemlock Stones: because they are Mexicans i presume Bambi
cease: what are all these buritos doing here?
Dexter Fonge: Doc: Another example of Murphy's law
Merlyn: sandwiches are flat, burritos are round, just like columbus thought
Honey Sanchez: they are illegal sangwiches
llanwydd: I wonder what was on the first sandwich? does history record?
doctec: burritos? we don' need no steenking burritos!
Bambi: well, don't know what they are complaining about ... burritos have a top and bottom ... and the added benefit of sides too ;-)
principalpoop: unfair competition in the mall, like having mcdonalds across the street from burger king
Honey Sanchez: earl i believe, llan
doctec: we call them wraps here
Hemlock Stones: if he were alive, i would ask the Earl of Sandwich why he invented them
Dexter Fonge: Cat: And theyr'e al speaking beaner
Merlyn: read the link bambi, a contract dispute where a sandwich shop had an exclusive mall lease as the only vendor of "sandwiches", so when a place that wanted to sell burritos wanted a lease, the shop sued
cease: a submarine sandiwhch isnt flat
principalpoop: a taco is almost a sandwich, might have them there
doctec: i wonder if the earl of sandwich's real name was reuben?
Bambi: just cuz they are made with flat bread instead of yeast bread?
principalpoop: no, it is a hoagie
Hemlock Stones: yes Reuben Subway i think, doctec
Merlyn: don't forget lord & lady douchbag
Honey Sanchez: hoagie carmichael?
doctec: lord & lady luck
Bambi: leave it to Subway ...
doctec: lord & taylor
principalpoop: where hoagie and bogey ever in a movie together?
Dexter Fonge: Lor and Lady Begood
Bambi: what a crock ... wait that's not legal soup lol
Merlyn: lord & lady remington
Hemlock Stones: i know thye title but can you whistle the tune please Dexter ?
Merlyn: you must remember this, pooper
principalpoop: applebys is opening a new restaurant next to the new super wal-mart near me, I wanted more drunk traffic
Dexter Fonge whisles Orangesleeves
doctec: pp: sign of the times!
principalpoop: rimington? wrong chat
Hemlock Stones: surely there cannot be anything super about walmart PP ?
principalpoop: i refuse to use it
Dexter Fonge: Super means bigger
Dexter Fonge: not better
Hemlock Stones: something walmart this way comes
principalpoop: but everybody else and their brother is going there I think
doctec: soon, they'll be selling bad margaritas in wal-mart and guns & ammo at applebys - a cross promotion initiative
Honey Sanchez: i dont but my brother does, poop
Hemlock Stones: Bad Magaritas ? wasnt that the first band that Sting was in ?
Honey Sanchez: lol doc applemart
Dexter Fonge: You can use that thiry ought six to shoot those bad Margaritas
principalpoop: ahh like the civil war, families torn asunder
Bambi: so they said that burritos were mexican food not sandwiches to get around that??
Dexter Fonge: Heny: How about Wal Abby
Honey Sanchez: you got it, bambi
principalpoop: right bambi
Merlyn: they said burritos were not "sandwiches"
doctec: gives a whole new meaning to the term "shooters"
Bambi: there are so many differences between Subway and a mexican restaurant that they should really compliment each other
Merlyn: (I'm the one who says burritos are not "food")
Dexter Fonge: Take the "A" Train to taco belle, take an ambulance home
doctec: hey, another brilliant marketing idea - cross promote the nra and scantily clad waitresses - "shooters!"
Bambi: that was a frivilous lawsuit .. it should have been thrown out
Hemlock Stones: i dont think that subway and the mexican restaraunt are on speaking terms yet Bambi
principalpoop: tomatoes are fruit, they grow on a tree and ripen before eating
Honey Sanchez: lol doc
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: lol doc
principalpoop: no more calls, we have a winner, good one doctec
Dexter Fonge: Is that a double barrel shotgun in your halter top or are you unhappy with the tit er uh tip
Bambi: night lanwydd
principalpoop: happy driving llan
||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 11:11 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Honey Sanchez: welcome back llan
doctec: happiness is a warm gun
Dexter Fonge: Ticonderoga dreams llan
Honey Sanchez: yeah yeah yeah
principalpoop: wb llan, nice knocker
Bambi: wb lanwydd :-)
principalpoop: ticonderoga, slowly I turn
Dexter Fonge: Well, waisted that zippy bon mot goodbye
Hemlock Stones: lets have a look at your knockers llan i missed them last time
principalpoop: step by step
llanwydd: I don't know how that happened
Honey Sanchez: inch by inch
Bambi: inch by inch, step by step...
Dexter Fonge: poop: you're getting better every day...now repeat that 1,000 times
principalpoop: ask M, M knows everything
principalpoop: and people like me
llanwydd: isn't that niagara fools?
Merlyn: Zippy Bon Mot, wasn't he in a comic strip?
Dexter Fonge: M knows people like you and people unlike you
doctec: http://www.wonkette.com/politics/iraq/george-bush-the-ghost-whisperer-220275.php
Hemlock Stones: are there still people like you PP ?
principalpoop: yes he was
Honey Sanchez: yeah had a pin head and a ribbon i believe
Dexter Fonge: Merlyn, you're thinking of that character in Pogo
Bambi: repeat it ... slowly ... while looking at the swinging crystal that's dancing in front of the flame .....
Bambi: tick, tock, tick, tock ... you are getting sleepy ....
doctec: we have met the enemy, and he is a burrito
principalpoop: yes they are still, but we can hope for advances in medicine
cease: i usually visit wonkette but i missed that one, doc
Dexter Fonge: Dancing in front of the flame...like a SHIITE AT a Sunni bombing
Hemlock Stones: i cannot get the parts any more PP
doctec: squeegee board
Dexter Fonge: Cleans windshields in half the time
principalpoop: you are metric stones, switch to fractions
Hemlock Stones: i think the Seminoles will buy me out soon
doctec enters sleep mode temporarily, he'll be back to say good night in a few minutes
Honey Sanchez: hard to envision an indian tribe running the hard rock cafe
principalpoop: mmm chocolate marshmellows and grahm crackers, I love eating seminoles
Dexter Fonge: Hem: So you're the "real" owner of the "Trail fo Tears" gold course
Hemlock Stones: i think they are Rank now he quipped
Dexter Fonge: golf
cease: i thought you were talking of an indian tribe
Bambi: thanks ah.clem ... great fun as always ... and happy 70th birthday to David O. :-)
Hemlock Stones: i was cease
principalpoop: an enigma in a riddle inside a paradox ahh, clem
Dexter Fonge: Honey: My place of employment is adjacent to the hard Rock Cafe in Times Square...lotta native Americans visiting today
principalpoop: yes happy Birthday Mister O
Honey Sanchez: i bet, dex
Hemlock Stones: there will be many more from now on i think Dexter
Bambi: hang in after the benediction for a few minutes ... it's not totally over ;-)
Dexter Fonge: Night Clem and thanks for the musical back drop
Hemlock Stones: wow, have you got a fat lady to sing this week Bambi
principalpoop: thanks keepers of The Root?
principalpoop: toad away
cease: great show as always, ah
Dexter Fonge: ha! ha! Alternate side parking suspendered tommorow
principalpoop: hail Rita!
Dexter Fonge: Hail Yes, Rita
Bambi: kewl little piece right after the benediction ... not a long one
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies porgie in through the front door at 11:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fonge: Hi Porge
ah,clem: thanks all, and good night...
llanwydd: hi porge!
principalpoop: hi porgie
Dexter Fonge: Thank YOU, clem and Bambi
principalpoop: doctor memory, thanks, coool
Hemlock Stones: thank you again Clem
principalpoop: super cool ahhh, clem, nice well
porgie: cni working?
Dexter Fonge: Porge: Yes but FST over
principalpoop: yes, leo leforge now
cease: hi porge
cease: you just missed it
porgie: waaaa
Dexter Fonge: YOu should been here, the entire Firesign was here
porgie: busy night
ah,clem: just signed off Porgie
porgie: the whole gang of four
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 11:23 PM.
Dexter Fonge: They were so bright I hadda pull the wool over my eyes and I went blind
cease: mrs mao, that shanghai dude,
Hemlock Stones: ok folks see you all next week, take care
Bambi: hi porge ... yes, show over but Leo's talking about DRM ... one of my pet peeves lol
Dexter Fonge: ta Hemlock
porgie: well maybe next week
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "11:24 PM and late as usual, it's Atom, just back from Wisconsin."
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:24 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Atom by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
porgie: see ya on the funway
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:24 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Hemlock Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bambi: hi Atom
Honey Sanchez: nitol take sominex tonight and sleeeeeeeeeep safe and gentle sleeppppp sleeppppppp sleeppppppp
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Atom', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:25 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Dexter Fonge: Atom you're barely visible
principalpoop: what do you feed your peeves bambi?
Bambi: night Stones ... sleep well
principalpoop: have a super week stones
Merlyn: atom is bouncing around
Atom: hay
Dexter Fonge: peeves and barrots go together like cheese and mariots
Bambi: I feed them: http://www.bambismusings.com (my blog)
Dexter Fonge: carrots
principalpoop: hi atom
Dexter Fonge: Was Elayne here tonight?
principalpoop: your peeves can read? mine are illiterate
principalpoop: yes she was fonge
Merlyn: well, just popped in for a bit, I'm off again
Bambi: yes, Dex .. E was here and she came to CNI chat saturday for her birthday party :-)
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:27 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fonge: Night and thanks Merlyn
principalpoop: Night M, I will catch the bus also, night all
||||||||| principalpoop scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's principalpoop?! It's 11:27 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fonge: Night Poop
cease: poop, merl
llanwydd: must be going. been great fun. see you all next thursday.
cease: that must have been fun for her, bambi
cease: llan
Dexter Fonge: night llan
Bambi: hope we get to see you all on Saturday evening for the CNI Saturday line up: http://www.cniradio.com - starts at 6:30PM ET with Independent Artist Warm Up, 7-10PM ET JimmyLee and Bambi Show, and 10PM ET a few more minutes with Firesign Theatre ... hope to see you there...chat details on chat with us page
Bambi: night Merlyn, llanwydd
cease: ok bambi
Dexter Fonge: Night Bambi =)
Bambi: guess I will be going as well ... need some sleep :-)
cease: off we go then
Dexter Fonge: How ae you Cat?
Dexter Fonge: are
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 11:30 PM train to Elmertown.
Dexter Fonge: That good huh?
Bambi: night Dex, Cat, Honey, porgi, Bubba, doctec, Atom too
Dexter Fonge: Me 2, night all
||||||||| Bambi leaves at 11:30 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| 11:39 PM -- Atom left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Dexter Fonge - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "11:45 PM? 11:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "BobDCaterino should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as BobDCaterino enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| 11:51 PM -- doctec left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| BobDCaterino - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fonge
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
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