A Firesign Chat


Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 14, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 8:39 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Firebroiled: Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe this myth. But here, in the technical vastness of the Future, we can guess that surely the Past was very different. We can surmise, for instance, that these two great balls
Firebroiled: or just square pegs in a round world....
||||||||| At 8:40 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Outside, the 8:34 PM bus from Phoenix pulls away, leaving Bightrethighrehighre coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bightrethighrehighre: ....Final score: Arizona State Sun Devils 28....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....University of Arizona (Green Valley intermediate) 14....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....YEAHHHHHH....!!!!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead plummets into the garden at 8:38 PM.
Mudhead: ouch
Mudhead: ive been dropped on my head
||||||||| Outside, the 8:39 PM crosstown bus from California pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mudhead: and its not the small head either
Mudhead: hello ah, clem
Mudhead: you'll be pleased to know your on sensuroound tonight
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
ah,clem: cool mud, hope I do not frighten you got a nice show planed
ah,clem: will let you know when I connect to the loop
ah,clem: not long now
Bightrethighrehighre: ....sorry about your hed, mud....
ah,clem: happens, but most don't remember it
Mudhead: ah, listening to Leo in 7 speakers now
ah,clem: will bite the feed in about 2, 4 or 5 your time
ah,clem: a little ohhs music first, and then on with the future
Mudhead: this is good
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Figgy in through the front door at 8:50 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ah,clem: or the past, depending on your prespective
Dexter Figgy: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!~!
Dexter Figgy: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!~!
ah,clem: we do replays like this 24/7 but we interrupt this program fo,, ah,clem
Dexter Figgy: Evening Dear Friends
Dexter Figgy: Dear Friends??
ah,clem: ok, feed has been hacked, lol
Dexter Figgy: Hack that feed...Smack that weed...get alittle loaded and you get Shanghaid
ah,clem: oohs in 2 min or so
Mudhead: Happy Holidays All
Dexter Figgy: HHA back to you to Mud
ah,clem: happy happy
Dexter Figgy: Don'g worry Don't worry
Dexter Figgy: Be Be
Bightrethighrehighre: ....WHIPPIN" POST....!!!!....
Dexter Figgy: ah, clem..Nino has you in California
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and oldiesfan steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Figgy: Hi Oldies
Dexter Figgy: Right on time Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:01 PM, precisely!"
oldiesfan: 9:01 catherwood...better get an atomic watch ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood gets an atomic watch -).
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Mudhead: omg, Catherwoods gone nuclear
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Mudhead and yells "oh, fuck off Mudhead!"
Dexter Figgy: Catherwppd. pipe Bambi aboard
Mudhead: Catherwood, pipe Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Mudhead
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood, pipe Bambi aboard?
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Figgy and inquires "Something I can help with?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:02 PM and late as usual, it's CyberTweeny, just back from Texas."
CyberTweeny: May I see your grounds, please? Oh, I'm sorry sir, this coffee is illegal in Barbaria. That will cost you 50,000 karooms...
Dexter Figgy: Hey Bambi
Dexter Figgy: Hiyah Tweeny
Mudhead: uh, Catherwood, please pipe Bambi on a board
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Mudhead and yells "oh, fuck off Mudhead!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Minnesota."
oldiesfan: this just in...a festivus for the rest of us...right now on TBS if you get the east coast feed...if you get the left coast feed it'll be on at 9 pacific/10 mountain
CyberTweeny: Hello all...
Dexter Figgy: Hi Merlyn
Merlyn: hello
CyberTweeny: The Festivus bit is one of my favorite Seinfelds
Bambi: wow! Weird ... FF wasn't working in the java chat tonight!
Bambi: had to go with Opera in Linux
oldiesfan: did you try FF ? ;-)
||||||||| 9:04 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Dexter Figgy: Hey Cat"
Bambi: no, not updated to that yet in this box
CyberTweeny: Hi Cat...
cease: on the eve of the storm
Bambi: I recently have been using 2.0 in Ubuntu or Win2k and that works fine with it
cease: all the news programmes are telling us to beware
Dexter Figgy: The best place to be is the drang
cease: sounds like hurricane is expected momentarily
oldiesfan: as the venezuelan comedian sez on SNL... "i'm jussss keeeedinggg!"
Bambi: hi Clem, Big, Cat, Tweeny, Dex, Merlyn Mudhead, oldiesfan
CyberTweeny: Any reason you're not running 2.0, Bambi? It's working fone for me...
Mudhead: pie plates
cease: what on cni tonight, ah?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Warp inside, makes a note of the time (9:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
CyberTweeny: Lo dere Warp
Warp: hi folks
Bambi: hi Warp and Happy Birthday!
Dexter Figgy: Warp, Speed!!
oldiesfan: ah, arriving at warp speed per usual ;-)
cease: hopefully we'll have enough power to get thru chat without computer going down
Mudhead: did you remember to feed the hamster?
Dexter Figgy: Cat: Just remember, power is everybodies business
Bambi: It's a Nicky night :-)
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's TOR, just back from AOL."
Bambi: hi TOR
Dexter Figgy: High TOR
Warp: just a baby driver....
CyberTweeny: Hey TOR
TOR: Howdy do, All.
cease: tor
Dexter Figgy: Clem: THis segment is from Everything You Know....
TOR: If anyone's plannin' on showin'-up, just tell moi and I'll book.
Mudhead: Bet you could get the cats to chase the hamster Cat
Warp: hi tor
CyberTweeny: You Dendron folks really get around, Bambi. I see you've been majically transported to Cal tonight ;-)
ah,clem: k
Dexter Figgy: TOR: Glad to see you're still employing Moi, the illegal Alaien
CyberTweeny: lol Mud
cease: the cats chase each other
ah,clem: tks Dex, that was my best guess
cease: if i could only get them to generate power
TOR: Yeah, Miss Piggy ain't hit me up for royalities, yet!
Mudhead: if you rub them together you';d get plenty of static electricity
CyberTweeny: Static electricity from their coats?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with boney close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
Dexter Figgy: TOR: How about Andy Panda?
Bambi: need to update this FF and Java on this computer .. but don't usually use it for Firesign Theatre chat ... nice to know Opera works well though
Mudhead: but then youd be stuck there cuz its static
Dexter Figgy: Hi Boney
Dexter Figgy: afk for defill
boney: hey dex
ah,clem: have to do a bit of magic to get the stream out,
CyberTweeny: Evenin' Boney
Bambi: LOL Tween .. yes I have virtually beeen to California even though I haven't set a foot there
TOR: Now, Dex, let's keep moi's sex-life outta this.
Bambi: hi Boney
boney: g'day cyb
boney: hi Bambi
CyberTweeny: The magic of 56k teletransportation...
cease: real player doesnt seem to want to start
Bightrethighrehighre: welcome, Boney....
TOR: Howdy do
oldiesfan: which reel?
cease: maybe its afraid of the coming storm
cease: any of you know the Firesign bit Storm Clouds
Warp: declines to commet
CyberTweeny: Not really, Cat
Bambi: must be a transendental (sp?) visit lol
Bightrethighrehighre: ....que rat-in-the-box....
cease: im not sure where it's from. maybe an hour hour
CyberTweeny: Been studying Astral Projection again, eh Bambi?
TOR: I don't know that one.
Bambi: Warp is disinclined to answer ;-)
cease: aha, i had to reclick cni to get it going
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne falls out at 9:13 PM.
cease: is this missing shoe?
Warp: must be the solar storm
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: hi el
Bightrethighrehighre: yo, Elayne....
Dexter Figgy: Cat: You mean Austins "Storm Clouds was raising it's head all over Europe"? bit?
cease: she heard the word Shoe and she appears, just like magic
Bambi: noway Tween, I'm not into speed lol
cease: yes dex
Bambi: hi Elayne!
cease: very austinish
Bightrethighrehighre: right next to d lane....
Dexter Figgy: Hello Elayne, faNCY MEETING YOU HERE
CyberTweeny: Hey E
Dexter Figgy: cAT: aN HOUR hOUR YOU SENT ME
boney: 'ello Elayne
Elayne: Can't stay that long, we're having a late dinner tonight. The last hour was pretty well shot, our landlord was up here fixing a busted kitchen pipe.
Mudhead: hi Elayne
Dexter Figgy: damn
TOR: Howdy do, missing shoe
Elayne: Yes Unca Dex, your phone call was shortly before all the excitement. :)
Bightrethighrehighre: ....canadian writers....????
Elayne likes when Unca Dex calls. :)
Dexter Figgy: E: I thought it was my phone call that was the cause of all the excitement
cease: it isnt one one of the hour hours i recorded off the air but i do have it, maybe a fragment i got from someone else's hour hour collection
CyberTweeny: Gotta run some errands... back later...
||||||||| CyberTweeny rushes off, saying "9:15 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: hope its sufficiently fixed, el
Elayne: Aww, Robin just gave me sad news... Amet Ertigan passed away...
Dexter Figgy: Pipe up Elayne
cease: that would be me, big
Bambi: hurry back Tweeny!
Elayne: Yes Cat, our landlord was very thorough, we can now use the kitchen sink again. Alas, we'll have to throw away a lot of the stuff we stored under there (sugar, corn starch, etc.), it all got waterlogged.
Dexter Figgy: E: So have Martha Tilton, Teresa Brewer
Elayne: As Rob says, if one could choose which pipe to go, that would be the one we'd want...
Bambi: Elayne pass along our hello to Robin for us
Dexter Figgy: And Batman too
cease: when are you going to play Down Under Danger and the proctor and bergman on Heat shows, ah?
Elayne: He's drawing Batman, as a matter of fact. At least he will once the boards arrive from the penciller.
Dexter Figgy: And especially "Steve Rogers" ;=))
cease: is this your bat, man?
Elayne: LOL, Dex!
cease: the old Expos pitcher?
Dexter Figgy: Cat: I must be my bat, it's corked
Dexter Figgy: It
Elayne: Dex and I were talking about global warming. I predicted they'd find Captain America soon up in the Arctic.
oldiesfan: down under danger--is that the version where the caller asks for "a pizza to go and no 'roo turds"?
Mudhead: well, uncork it, drink up!
Dexter Figgy: Close Oldie,,it "and no Joeys"
cease: my first sangria since last saturday. tastes strange
Dexter Figgy: Cat: YOu may have developed an immunity
TOR: Rooibos is great tea, main ingredient in Chai.
Bambi: speaking of drinks
Mudhead: Catherwood, get bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands bambi a toasted almond.
Dexter Figgy: What's yaws, sweetie?
oldiesfan: catherwood, get me out of these ropes and into a few drinks
||||||||| Catherwood gets oldiesfan out of these ropes and into a few drinks.
Bambi: Catherwood please pour Warp and everyone their favorite brew!
||||||||| Catherwood gets warp and everyone their favorite brew.
cease: a brief vacation from intoxication.
Bambi: thank you Mudhead ... perfect timing :-)
Mudhead: as always
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: how's everybody?
Bambi: had to name Warp first cuz it is his birthday
TOR: Epsom salt and olive oil for moi
Warp: sips loudly
Bambi: llanwydd
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood, get Bambi some dry roasted Macadamia
||||||||| Catherwood brings bambi some dry roasted macadamia.
cease: llan
Bambi smiles
TOR: Howdy do
Mudhead: Thats a jumpin Jenny TOR
Dexter Figgy: Hi there Buffalo TOR
TOR: Oh, you'll jump, Dex.
Bambi: hmmmm, great compliment to the drink, Dex ... yummy! :-)
oldiesfan: buffalo? did the bills game fail to sell out again?
Elayne: Hello TOR
TOR: Moi ment, Mud.
Warp: are there any bartenders here?
Dexter Figgy: TOR: No, I think Mudhead will jump...and I'll watch
TOR: How do, El
TOR: dy
Dexter Figgy: Clem: and they're money
Dexter Figgy: their
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 9:23 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: tarbender, tarbender!
cease: stones
Bambi: hi Stones!
llanwydd: hey stones
Dexter Figgy: Hey Hem, glad to hear you guys didn't knock off Diana
||||||||| At 9:24 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, oldiesfan!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: ah, the london show
Elayne: Hello Stones
Hemlock Stones: Hi all,
Warp: oops
Dexter Figgy: Jack London, Sled Dog of the Great White North
Bambi: that sneaky Rococo!
cease: for many years? they performed in the uk before?
Hemlock Stones: Dont believe anthing issued by our Government Dexter, i have reason to believe they may not be working for us.
ah,clem: good evening Warp, a good time to tune into the show, as I am out of my mind, and having a great time..cheers
boney: oh, hey, the BBC thingy on CNI
Warp: tarbender !? what is in a shot called "piece of ass"
Bambi: really enjoy Jack London's writings
cease: mc5? i didnt know the firesigns were from detroit
Dexter Figgy: Hem: But you pay them...ipso facto
ah,clem: shh, don't tell anyone, lol
Hemlock Stones: alas we have no choice Dexter
Bambi: you may be right Stones, but I think that may be true in other countries too unfortunately.
cease: thats a good line
cease: ready to effect phoney brit accents
Bambi: tow-el
TOR: FS does do excellent Brit accents. I can Irish, not English, Well, unless you like Van Dyke's work in "Mary Poppins."
llanwydd: bord - er
Bambi: TOR can do that gaelic brogue? or am I mixing them up lol
ah,clem: or board er
Mudhead: garlic brouge
TOR: Only if you buy moi dinner, first.
Hemlock Stones: hmm Garlic Brouge, can i have mine with fries please ?
Elayne: I can always do a good Irish accent when our landlord visits, at least for the next 10 minutes after he leaves. That man has a brogue on 'im!
Mudhead: wipe it off
cease: mrs moriartyo
Mudhead: set em up again
Dexter Figgy: He has the Brogue??!!
llanwydd: brouge must be a curry
Bambi: and she knocks 'em down
llanwydd: maybe not
Hemlock Stones: i thought a Brogue was a shoe Dexter
Bambi: Catherwood give favorite brews to everyone!
||||||||| Catherwood gives favorite brews to everyone.
Dexter Figgy: Hem: Correct
TOR: The Bro Lounge, open late, come early.
Elayne: Ah, there's the doorbell. Dinner is here. Next week, all! Dex, I'll call you tomorrow.
Mudhead: thats yak piss milk! teccch
cease: by el
Dexter Figgy: Okay E
TOR: Thanks, Cather
Hemlock Stones: so Zappa was wrong, brown shoes DO make it !
||||||||| At 9:32 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: everyone will be 'virtually drunk' before the night's out!
ah,clem: nice butler call, Bambi, thanks
TOR: So long, El
Dexter Figgy: Hem: ONly in the dead of night
Bambi: Enjoy Elayne!
Bambi thanks Clem :0-(
Hemlock Stones: if its Knights you want Dexter it will cost you a cheque for $250K made payable to Tony Blair.
Bambi: that was supposed to be :-)
Dexter Figgy: I wanna be a Baron
llanwydd: Catherwood bring me a toasted oatbran
||||||||| Catherwood hands llanwydd a toasted oatbran.
llanwydd: or a toated almond
Hemlock Stones: oh in that case it will cost you $500K made payable to Tony B Liar
Mudhead: I can help you with tha Dexter, Im Emperor of the Americas
TOR: Baron? Is that an aroused bear?
Bambi: hifi, wifi, gps, etc. etc. etc. lol
Dexter Figgy: Mud: Aha , your a Penguin
Warp: be well all
Warp: good night
Mudhead: night Warp
Dexter Figgy: Warp Speed, Warp
TOR: So long, Warp
Mudhead: Im the Emperor of the Americas
Bambi: night Warp ... and Happy Birthday!
cease: warp
Hemlock Stones: TTFN Warp
Mudhead: not a bird
Warp: smiles
Mudhead: not plain
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood, give Mudhead the bird
||||||||| Catherwood brings mudhead the bird.
Mudhead: thats a rather plain bird
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood bring Mudhead the bird
||||||||| Catherwood gives mudhead the bird.
Dexter Figgy: A simple German mixup code
Mudhead: you bastard Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Mudhead and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Mudhead: I'll get you yet Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands you yet.
Bambi: hope that was an African Grey ... he'll need a smart bird as Emperor of the Americas
cease: in this he's identified as Babe. not in the original
Hemlock Stones: for a modest $1M Dexter, i will not tell anyone you were driving the mysterious white Fiat wich forced Princess Diana off the road in the Paris underpass
cease: i didnt know he had a name until i read the big book of plays
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood, hands across the border
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Figgy and says "Something I can help with?"
llanwydd: hey dex
Dexter Figgy: Hey llan
Merlyn: catherwood, blow the dust out of your parser
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Merlyn and queries "Did you want me?"
Mudhead: Do I need to study for a blood test?
TOR: Great updated version, Clem.
Dexter Figgy: Don't forget your hemoglobin
Hemlock Stones: just bleeding should be enough Mudhead
Mudhead: dnt use calculators
||||||||| A stretch dumpster pulls up to the front door at 9:40 PM; Phil Austin gets out and signs a few autographs before entering the Waiting room.
llanwydd: hemoglobin is such a funny word
cease: hey, its phil austin!
Mudhead: wo0t
llanwydd: can't tell what language it is
Dexter Figgy: Hello there Phil
Mudhead: Happy Holidays Phil!
cease: he can join in to the london show
boney: Huh?
Phil Austin: I be returned
llanwydd: Hey Phil!
cease: wish Klok could say that
Bambi: Hi Phil ... great to see you!
Dexter Figgy: Phil: YOu look regroovy
Merlyn: Hey there phil
TOR: *Polically wrong Hemoglobin joke, by TOR, deleted*
Bambi: Happy Holidays!
Hemlock Stones: Thanks for you $2M Phil, heres your Life Peerage.
Phil Austin: klok, miss him
TOR: I ain't here
Dexter Figgy: Phil: As do we all
Hemlock Stones: i think we all miss him M'Lord
Bightrethighrehighre: waltz for three people....
Mudhead: ya
Phil Austin: Didn't look at the log, so don't know what's going on
Bambi: Phil gotta love that 'Jesus' on the lawn tractor lol
cease: hows the bombshell, phil?
Bambi: yes, you are right Phil ... we all miss Klok ...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'doctec', just granted probation at 9:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
TOR: TOR bows to Mr. Austin
Bightrethighrehighre: High....Phil....!
doctec: hey all
Dexter Figgy: Hey Doc
Phil Austin: bambi: I know, it's just worth looking at over and over and over and over ...
Mudhead: howdy doc
llanwydd: hi doc
Hemlock Stones: hi Doc
TOR: Howdy do, Doc
Phil Austin: doc, you're just one brilliant guy. hot shortz style, that is
Bambi: Phil did you see Klok's Memorial on my blog? http://www.bambismusings.com (click on the Klok Memorial at the top under the header picture)
doctec: thanks phil. lili says: "sorry i'm not with you guys, toward the end of the day i get a little fatigued."
TOR: Shakespeare's work about his lost Winchester....."The Guns of Will's Sonnet."
Bambi: hi doc!
Merlyn: Hey Phil, were you going to send out a message to the mailing list?
Phil Austin: please give lil my love and from Oona too
doctec: she's been diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis - no cure except possibly a lung transplant. she's on oxygen 24/7.
||||||||| 9:44 PM: Bubba's Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
boney: take your stand, doc
Bubba's Brain: Hi All.
ah,clem: hi Phil, nice to see you, and Happy Holidays
Bambi: our best to Lili!
doctec: other than that and the fact that i really need a job soon, ... everything's fine!
doctec -)
boney: Phil Austin may approach the Doc
llanwydd: hey bub
TOR: Howdy do, Bub
Merlyn: hey BB
Hemlock Stones: Greetings BB
Phil Austin: doc: we're all with you guys, of course. love her.
Bambi says I am so sorry Doc ... that's sad news to be sure :-(
cease: what terrible news, doc
Mudhead: what kinda work do you want doc, we got lots this end of the state
Bubba's Brain: oh man, doc.
doctec relays the sentiments to lili, who expresses her appreciation. she heads back to the kitchen for another vodka tonic.
Merlyn: bloody hell doc
doctec: mudhead: i'll be glad to send you my resume, pm me your email addy.
Phil Austin: Merlyn: yes, haven't done it. Wind is rising here. the seahawks are being blown around
boney: bub
cease: are you in washington, phil?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....just got my tickets for Alice Cooper, Alice Cooper....
cease: BIG storm is due here, you';ll probly get it too
Mudhead: Hooza
Bightrethighrehighre: http://www.alicepudding.com/
Phil Austin: cat: indeed, still here, never left.
Bambi: hi Bubba
doctec tells the sound effects man to cue the wind noise
Mudhead: he's smokin a bone
Hemlock Stones: dont encourage him Doc he eats too many beans as it is
boney: Huh?
Bubba's Brain: Hey Bam, bone, everyone...
Mudhead: More beans Mr Taggert?
Phil Austin: tony retired years ago and lives in Alaska, a place where he hears no sound effects. Ever.
Bightrethighrehighre: uh....huh....
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Warp - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: i have a dvd for you phil. i guess i should send it to fox island
TOR: I was really trashed by Whole Wheat Radio (Internet) from Alaska.
cease: some bill reid stuff you'll appreciate
doctec: ok m.h., resume sent.
Mudhead: aight
boney: clem bamb big bub doc llan merl head TOR cease
Hemlock Stones: thanks for that Clem
TOR: What, Boney?
Phil Austin: catski: a friend is putting me together with a carver named loren white. Heard of him? Thanks for the Reid stuff, love to see it
doctec: took lili to a hair salon today (first time since she had it cut off last year, prior to chemo treatments). it came out great, she's feeling a tad better about herself.
llanwydd: whats on cni tonight?
boney: What, me Boney?
TOR: Forget what?
cease: i was able to film all 3 versions of his Spirit of Haida Gwai statue on recent travels
cease: dont know the name, phil
boney: Frankly, these days I'm a trifle overweight. Boney? Heck no, I'm 49 years old
TOR: That CNI 'twere GREAT!
Bightrethighrehighre: Ah Clem: thanks -is a copy a copy of the British gig available? thanks....
cease: good to hear, doc
Phil Austin: doc: what's the schedule with lili? what's next?
Dexter Figgy: ;
Bambi: that's great doc .. she needs all the positive she can get right now ... good to keep spirits up and hope..
doctec: phil: they are monitoring her condition to see if it improves. odds are somewhere down the line (possibly soon) the v.a. hospital will add her name will get put on a list of lung patient donors.
doctec: they are putting her on steriods to trat the symptoms in the meantime.
TOR: Wish Lili moi's best.
boney: Just today someone mistook me for Ben Bland
Dexter Figgy: I was mistaken for Ben Cartwright
TOR: If gall-stones could help, I'd send a BUNCH.
doctec: the only good news is that after the 2nd (and more invasive) biopsy done 2 2ks ago, they have definitively ruled out a cancer recurrence as the culprit.
Dexter Figgy: You've got some gall, Stones er uh TOR
Mudhead: whew
Bubba's Brain: Oh the gall...
cease: at least some good news
doctec: 2 wks ago, not 2 2ks ago
Phil Austin: thanks, doc. I see her beating this. She's too much of a babe. Smart babe, too.
doctec: phil: i couldn't agree more.
TOR: Yeah, first million are free.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with porgie close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Dexter Figgy: Hey Porge
llanwydd: hi porge
porgie: Yo everybody
Phil Austin: a dear dear friend of mine just beat - get this - lung cancer!
ah,clem: Big and all, questions and comments about the program may be sent to jim@cniradio.com
TOR: Howdy do, Porge
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: been to Ajo, AZ lately....?
Bambi: yes, at least some good news for sure
Bambi: hi porgie
llanwydd: that's great news, Phil
Phil Austin: big: we haven't been to the Garlic City in over a year now. Looking forward
Merlyn: good to hear, phil
porgie: My howdy do fine sir
doctec: that is good news.
boney: Maybe I mistook myself for Ben Bland. Dissociation. I think it's a side effect of my medication. It was recalled recently.
porgie: Evening phil. Fan since 75
boney: Or maybe I recalled
Bambi: lol boney
Dexter Figgy: Boney: Do you recall whit it was recalled?
llanwydd: garlic city? I wouldn't know. I'm from the east
Dexter Figgy: wjem
porgie: that's the memory pill
boney: No, Dex
Dexter Figgy: when
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: last chat we had, you were looking at buying property....there....
Phil Austin: porg: evening. been a fan myself since, oh, '66
porgie: When you took it. You recalled
cease: then you can vote for mccain!
Bightrethighrehighre: phhhhhhhhhhhh....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ahhhhhhhhhhh....
cease: lol phil
Phil Austin: big: we almost did and the five acres got pulled back at the last min. it's iffy, given the insane border situation
Merlyn: I've got all the podcasting straightened out now, and I've started podcasting the XM video clips, in chrono order
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Figgy: I used to be a fan, got promoted to HVAC unit @ 354B
porgie: there is a normal border?
doctec: just call me "a. fann"
porgie: It was an an "8" track Bozos
llanwydd: catherwood, let us know when it's 10:01
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to llanwydd and asks "Something I can help with?"
Bambi: that's cool Merlyn!
Merlyn: also my wife's back from her 4th stay in the hospital in 2 months, hopefully they've figured it what's causing her nausea this time.
TOR -), Porgie
cease: i think A Shadow Moves Over the Land should come after this
Phil Austin: merlyn triumphant over pods
boney: brb
ah,clem: I had Dwarf on 8 track
||||||||| boney departs at 10:02 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Merlyn: Catherwood actually states that it's 10:00 at 10:01
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and queries "Something I can help with?"
porgie: Get me Ten O one Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets porgie ten o one.
Bambi: not the triffids?
Dexter Figgy thinks Storm Clouds is raising it's head over the middle east
doctec: pod people everywhere are singing your praises, merl.
llanwydd: anything on cni right now?
ah,clem: been here since almost before the beginning...
porgie: or is that one to ten catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to porgie and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Merlyn: I hadn't seen those hot shorts before either; they're great.
Hemlock Stones: its good to know its not yet the Twilight of the Pods
Bambi: drat, Merlyn could you repeat that about your wife's back ... went by too fast for my 30 sec refresh here on dialup
Phil Austin: Mrs. Merlyn has a lot of love from here, I'll bet.
doctec: you can get six to life if you're not careful...
porgie: That's a lonf tinme
porgie: long time
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: I can teach you Spanish-Tucson, Phx, green corn tamales, ....blah, blah, blah....raton in the box....blah, blah, blah...\
porgie: not good odds
Merlyn: she's been getting bouts of nausea, and when that happens, her blood sugar goes way off and she ends up in the hospital. They took out her gall bladder, but that wasn't the problem.
porgie: CORN?
doctec: merl, re your wife's situation: i too hope they've figured things out.
cease: the 7 settees of gold?
Phil Austin: big: I know, I feel like honorary hia c'ed oodham half the time
Dexter Figgy: YOu mean the Futon of Fortuna?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....thats our sacred....well....
Merlyn: Now they think it's gastroparesis, something diabetics often develop, so she's taking drugs for that.
||||||||| "10:05 PM? 10:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "boney should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as boney enters and sits at the bar.
doctec: well well
TOR: Mer, look up Liver Flush, google it, of course.
Hemlock Stones: bows head before Dexters Sacred Futon
Dexter Figgy: wb Boney
boney: catherwood, give me a life
||||||||| Catherwood gives boney a life.
Bambi: our best to Mrs. Merlyn ... hate when they can't figure things out ... especially before they do surgery! ... Bones was right ... stone knives and bear skins ...
Dexter Figgy: Stones: Just pick upt the bedding and put it in the laundry
Bubba's Brain: catherwood, give me more hours in the day.
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bubba's Brain more hours in the day.
porgie: hey he got a life too
TOR: I've done, NO BRAG _ THEY SUCK, more Liver Flushes than anyone if ever heard/read about.
llanwydd: catherwood is very obliging tonight
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and asks "Did you need me?"
Merlyn: since she had gall stones, it probably would have to come out sooner or later anyway
Hemlock Stones: the bedding is clean Dex, Monica couldnt make it
TOR: If - I
Bightrethighrehighre: A lot of od 'odhams I know....here....Ira Hayes was To' On 'ah odam.... (sp?) I apologize....
Dexter Figgy: Stones: The last thing Monica made was in the Clinton Administration
boney: catherwood hand Bubba's Brain a life
||||||||| Catherwood gets bubba's brain a life.
Hemlock Stones: Shes old but shes good Dexter
Bambi: ah, ok ... so not as bad as it could have been then.
Bightrethighrehighre: oops typos... moss is kickin' in....
TOR: Mer, they're REALLY liver stones, they just collect in the gall bladder.
Phil Austin: big: I always thought hayes was Apache, white mountain or thereabouts. I'll look it up later.
Dexter Figgy: Stones: She *was* all England Hospital Corner Champion three year running
||||||||| BobDCaterino bounds in at 10:08 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwydd: hi bob
Bubba's Brain: BRB
Dexter Figgy: Hiya BobD
Hemlock Stones: yes, she sure can run Dexter
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bob
Bambi: hi BobDC
boney: Rutherford B. Hayes?
BobDCaterino: Hey gang, did anyone lose this door knocker?
porgie: I thought it was 4 or 5 crazy guys?
Dexter Figgy: Stones: But she can't hide
TOR: Howdy do, Bob
Merlyn: would there be any new firesign projects on the horizon?
TOR: 4 or 5 wizards
Hemlock Stones: Hiding is not something she does well Dexter, its true
||||||||| CyberTweeny steals in around 10:09 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
doctec: how *does* one become all-england hospital coroner champion anyway?
Bambi says, so that's where that knocker went
ah,clem: we already have one
llanwydd: let us know when it's 10:17, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and says "Stop typing gibberish, llanwydd!"
BobDCaterino: oh kay
Bightrethighrehighre: Hayes was from the Marana area, I think, just "my side" of Tucson....
CyberTweeny: Howdy from Austin, TX, Mr. Phil :-)
Dexter Figgy: Hey Tweeny
CyberTweeny: Hi Dex
ah,clem: we had another, but he vanished mysteriously
BobDCaterino: Hey Mr. Austin
boney: the purple Hayes postage stamp is quite rare and valuable
Bambi: wb Tweeny
TOR: Wasn't is "Wizards?" Moi's gotta watch Magical Mystery Tour, again.
doctec: magical misery tour
Phil Austin: there's an austin, nevada, but we'll never hear from them
Dexter Figgy: LOLBoney
CyberTweeny: ty Bam :-)
BobDCaterino: Gave that lame tape to my son. super eight mil.
CyberTweeny: Good one, Bone...
CyberTweeny: Also an Austin, MN, I do believe...
Bambi says my pleasure Tween
BobDCaterino: I was emailing a Phil Austin but as it turns out.......wasn't you
boney: Somebody help me convince Conan and Horny to visit Second Life
BobDCaterino: I will but I have a question?
Phil Austin: there are several philaustins out there
BobDCaterino: who's conan and horny
Dexter Figgy: Boney: Sounds like it's impossible
Bambi: what's wrong with their first life?
BobDCaterino: Yeah but you da man lol
Dexter Figgy: Conan O'Brian and "Horney" Thorndike
Bambi: wash your mouth out with soap! There is only ONE Phil Austin ;-)
llanwydd: no, the philaustines are an ancient people
CyberTweeny: I asked Proctor if it was OK to air the audio from the XM Radio skits, but after he said he'd check it out I never heard back. Any ideas on the legalities, Phil?
doctec: re conan: the "horny manatee" story made it to the pages of the n.y. thymes earlier in the week
CyberTweeny: Accept _no_ substitutes LOL
Dexter Figgy: And there's a real live Austin in every bar of Wash Your Mouth Soap
BobDCaterino: Yeah, what was up with the huge billboard in Brooklyn that read, "Nick Danger Clothing"
llanwydd: I had a friend who logged in here one night with the name Phil Austine
llanwydd: just for a joke
llanwydd: he had me fooled for a moment
Phil Austin: cyber: all I know is that XM owns those performances, not us.
doctec: austiné?
CyberTweeny: Ah, there's the rub, I guess...
BobDCaterino: No, some nerd started a clothing line and didn't know how to resherch the name I guess
ah,clem: and you have aproblem with that one? it's free country, so don't watch
Dexter Figgy: Nobody owns the air waves My Brothers
Hemlock Stones: its not free Clem its a Dollar as you well know
BobDCaterino: tell that to the xmas bunny
Phil Austin: bobd: it's as if you had a line of clothing called "Raymond Chandler" ray can prove that you're harming his business, you can't copyright a name
Bightrethighrehighre: Descartes and Neil Diamond made a single in the studio- "I think therefore I am I said" ....baAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
doctec: tween: i imagine that if it's only short fst xm segments, streamed over the internet at lo-fidelity, it's not a problem.
TOR: Wow! Earth Day and Lepperkahn Day all-in-one.
CyberTweeny: lol Big
Merlyn: May 22, 2003 Llan (phil austine)
Phil Austin: doc: I agree
cease: unless it's Winnie the Pooh, phil
Dexter Figgy: Phil: Are you saying I'll not get my line of Billy Barty clothing For Infants off the graound
doctec: if you are streaming full xm shows at full fidelity however, they might (as they say) look askance...
CyberTweeny: Well, clem, ya want to give it a try?
BobDCaterino: Phil I hope you and um yours is in great health these days
Merlyn: Also, fst.com has had the film clips on the site since the show has been airing, as publicity.
Bambi: that sounds like it was made to order for CNI, Doc,,, LOL
doctec: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/askance
Phil Austin: cat: sorry, I wasn't clear. Disney can easily proove that I'm cutting into their business.
cease: isnt everybody?
BobDCaterino: I hate Dis Knee
doctec: cat: lol!!!!!!
ah,clem: this is npr, not xm, but almost as bad I suppose, but is a holiday show
Dexter Figgy: It's that damn Duckman thing, isn't it {hi;
Dexter Figgy: Phil
Merlyn: So Mel Gibson can't sue me if I come out with a new breakfast cereal named Sugar Tits?
CyberTweeny: Did Krassner get into hot water with Disney over his erotic poster?
cease: the oz copywrite holder kept you from being the Oz Firesign Theatre, right?
doctec: merl: "sugar tits - made with real... uh...ahem..."
BobDCaterino: How about Jew Jew b's
doctec: guess that wouldn't fly :-/
Phil Austin: cat: it was certainly fear of oz/holder. I don't know if we ever made a formal request for permission
Dexter Figgy: "If you have a sweet tooth...lay off"
Merlyn: "glycerine vibrafoam!"
TOR: Frank Bomb Them Natives
BobDCaterino: crap I better start drinking so I have an excuse for that last line
ah,clem: real milk, lol
Dexter Figgy: Frank< Bomb Them, Natives
doctec: more sugar!
llanwydd: didn't I read that Disney/MGM owned the name oz? something like that
cease: actually Winnie is short for Canadian city Winnipeg, but the city doenst own its own name's abreviation, disney does
doctec is still waiting for his free mule
CyberTweeny: You and Mel both, Bob ;-)
Dexter Figgy: More Apacolyptico
porgie: .
TOR: Bob, you should make a film and upload it to JewTube.
doctec: winnie the canuck?
llanwydd: that's a frightening thought that they can own two letters of the alphabet
Mudhead: ..
Bightrethighrehighre: ....Steely Dan and Hank Williams Jr. made a single in the studio- "BhodhisCEEPHUS"....BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....!!
doctec: we own the idea of the alphabet
TOR: I'm gonna send one 'bout moi to YouTub.
CyberTweeny: To go with your 40 acres, Doc?
BobDCaterino: I always wondered why they named bear Pooh
doctec: my back acres
BobDCaterino: cause he was brown?
Mudhead: .
CyberTweeny: groan Big
Phil Austin: did anyone see Mel the Jewhater on Larry King? He was rolling his eyes like a crazy person
Bambi wonders how many infringements Disney has done themselves, that aren't called on?
CyberTweeny: What you mean "like", white man?
doctec: i much prefer harry shearer's version of larry king to the real deal
BobDCaterino: Ask Max Fleisher lol
Dexter Figgy thinks he saw Mel roll Snake eyes
CyberTweeny: Definitely, Doc
Merlyn: rolling his eyes like Harry Ritz?
boney: Mel's House of Battered Fish
CyberTweeny: Shearer's excellent
||||||||| 10:22 PM: Bunnyboy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Bunnyboy: Nancy! Nancy! I'm back!
doctec: 3d house of battered fish?
Mudhead: wb BB Happy Holidays
llanwydd: hey bunny
CyberTweeny: lol Bone
TOR: Hey, what do you call a seven or eight pointed Xmas snowflake? A Gibson Flake
doctec: hey bb
Bunnyboy: lo Mister President, et. al.
CyberTweeny: Hey Bun...
Bightrethighrehighre: Mel on meth....perhaps....????
boney: the Bunster
CyberTweeny: lol TOR
BobDCaterino: Phil, a cartoon called King of the hill used "The Stars, their so...........many of them
Dexter Figgy: Bunny
ah,clem: gotta love this Danger peice, rotf
doctec: they all look like little pinholes
Bambi: as the saying goes ... there is nothing new under the sun...
Bunnyboy: brb. Gotta get more "lines".
||||||||| At 10:23 PM, Bunnyboy runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
llanwydd: which is it, clem?
ah,clem: (the Christmas story)
CyberTweeny: An excellent character set for Christmas ;-)
TOR: Cyb, go listen to "Mad Max Got Pulled Over By A Hebrew," it ain't one moi's bits. It's done by Spaff.
cease: hey bunny
Bambi: hi Bunny
Bightrethighrehighre: ah,clem: absolutely-tootley, good stuff!
Bunnyboy: Ah, that's better. 25 much better than 10.
CyberTweeny: Oh Oh, Bunny's hologram is unstable
ah,clem: you'll get it in a minute
BobDCaterino: wow the dude must me on the dope
TOR: Howdy do, Bunny
Bunnyboy: Phil, how's the downpour where you are?
Mudhead: he needs more lines huh ?
cease: you alerted for storm, bun?
BobDCaterino: sounds like someone clapping on the roof,
Bunnyboy: DO's home island is supposed to be getting upwards of 90 mph winds tonight.
cease: we need to hear austin's Storm Clouds about now
doctec: end-of-year weather has been unseasonably mild on the northeast - so far, anyway
Merlyn: beat down the hatches
porgie: Ran to the window and threw up the sash?
Mudhead: friggin 6o here today
porgie: Must ate too much sash.
BobDCaterino: where r u Mudhead
Mudhead: CT
boney: how's the clap? better I hope
Dexter Figgy: llan to the window and threw up on the sash
Bunnyboy: cat: Yah, we got flashes, radio, candles, dog food...
BobDCaterino: 60 here too SC
doctec: mild weather means low heating bills - a good thing for lili and me right now
cease: how was your course, bun?
Bambi: thanks for the reminder of the number of lines ... just changed mine to more lines here in Opera
TOR: Real nice and warm in Place Of The Skull, too.
llanwydd: yeah I got about 50 where I am
llanwydd: fifty degrees
BobDCaterino: what does more lines mean?
Dexter Figgy: Twas +60 today in NYC
Hemlock Stones: its rained here for a week now
ah,clem: one of these nights I will put together a whole set of mutt and smutt
Mudhead: where it sez Send to all
BobDCaterino: where the hell is all the global warming everyone promised
Dexter Figgy: BobD: if you has to ask, you'll never know
Mudhead: click that and configure
Bambi: wow llanwydd ... got mine at 20and just fills the page here lol (1024x768 but maybe larger fonts for my bad eyes)
Bunnyboy: cat: Fall semester was bitchin'. Hopping into studio study in January, but only on Tuesdays. Y'all will be "seeing" me until at least March.
Bubba's Brain: You doin more lines now, Bam?
BobDCaterino: oh I adlib
CyberTweeny: That'd be very cool, clem
Bambi: I generally run with larger fonts
cease: our loss, bunny, but your gain
Bunnyboy: Audio geekery is fun.
Mudhead: them like scissors Bambi ?
Dexter Figgy: Good news Bunny
Bubba's Brain: Runnin wit da big fonts now....
BobDCaterino: My wiufe has some huge fonts
Bambi: lol
Bunnyboy: Oh, I get it. Loss, gain. It's e...ec...trical
Dexter Figgy: Bambi: I gotta large font
cease: better than the big foots
BobDCaterino: wife does too
cease: but a petite back?
Bambi: not as dangerous Mudhead lol
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phil Austin - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bubba's Brain: Fonts don't foil me now....
CyberTweeny: Mr. Phil is phading on us...
Merlyn: Phil may have lost power
ah,clem: too much info, Bob, lol
Merlyn: He said that might happen
Bunnyboy: What else is a petit for?
Dexter Figgy: How Ironic, dead by Plague
BobDCaterino: um bye? I mean sell.
Bambi: yeah, but it was the Plague
Bunnyboy: "Turn those machines back on!"
ah,clem: as Mudhead would say, a balcony you could do shakespeare from
Dexter Figgy pulls main power switch
BobDCaterino: yeahhhh
BobDCaterino: and I do
CyberTweeny: lol clem
Bunnyboy: SNL Season 1 DVDs are swell. Features the recently departed Peter Boyle.
Mudhead ) ah
Bunnyboy: Dueling Brandos.
llanwydd: I must be retiring. See you in seven nights, I believe
CyberTweeny: Yeah, sad about Boyle. One of my favorites.
Dexter Figgy: Stella!!!!!!!!!!
Dexter Figgy: Night llan
CyberTweeny: Sleep well, LL
doctec: i run my laptop display at 1680 x 1050 - 35 lines/page, font size 2 works pretty well for me
BobDCaterino: lol, I remember that, hey any black people here so I can become famous?
cease: heya Joe, who wonna 2nd world war, you so smaat
cease: llan
doctec: my default browser font is Georgia, which is very readable at small size
CyberTweeny: You use a magnifying glass, Doc?
BobDCaterino: Nite Llan
Bambi: night llanwydd great to see you
Mudhead: no, but im feeling litogous lately
Bunnyboy: Dex, there's a SECOND CITY: FIRST FAMILY OF COMEDY disc slated for February.
CyberTweeny: Sue Sue Sudio me...
BobDCaterino: Hey Cease
BobDCaterino: Park and lock it.
TOR: In moi's parody of "Hair" ("Skin") I wrote ".....for I shall win the contest for looking like Peter Boyle / That's also a male malady / and a cannibal snack recipe....), moi 'tis happy with that line.
Bunnyboy: nite llan
CyberTweeny: Second City was really good at times.
doctec: tween: no, i just have fairly good (albeit aging) eyes ... normally i wear "graduated lens" glasses (bifocals with no visible line) but for computer work i have a separate pair of glasses for close work
Bambi: on my 1600x on ubuntu (thanks again doc!) will have to increase my lines when I get that computer back on ... my power plugs for that computer are busy with client computers right now
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:34 PM, dragging Honey Sanchez by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
doctec says "you're welcome" to bambi (for the ubuntu install disks he sent her)
BobDCaterino: I stole this book that had two discs inclosed inside second city early days and what knot
Honey Sanchez: ow ow ow
TOR: orrrrrrrrrrrr malady
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
cease: hi honey
Merlyn: heh, joke about Proctor there - "Orwell 3" (PP was the announcer on Big Brother 3)
Dexter Figgy: Bunny" PBS aired a s[ecial pm Second City ;ast noght
TOR: never mind
BobDCaterino: Hey Homey
Honey Sanchez stomps her cuban heels and flashes a look at catherwood!!
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Honey Sanchez!"
Honey Sanchez: hey bob
Honey Sanchez: hi cease
doctec: bambi, are you on dialup because that's all you can get where you are or that high-speed internet is too damned expensive?
TOR: I need the FCOSF's Devil Master
Mudhead: hi Honey
Bambi smiles
cease: we would never have known that if you hadnt told us, merl
Honey Sanchez: hi mudhead
Bambi: hi Honey!
TOR: Howdy do, Honey
Honey Sanchez: hello tor
Mudhead: Happy Holidays dear
doctec was pleased to see Phil Proctor's name flash by in the "Borat" movie credits
BobDCaterino: Honey is so famous
Bunnyboy: Bob: You stole it? Hell, that was firesold about a couple of years ago. I got my copy for under $10.
cease: phil was in borat?
Honey Sanchez screams at catherwood " I missed Phil Austin????"
||||||||| Catherwood screamss at " i missed phil austin".
BobDCaterino: every comes in the door and says "Honey Im home"
Merlyn: haven't seen it, doc, voice work I imagine?
Honey Sanchez: hoppy halidays
Merlyn: Phil may be back, he seems to have gotten disconnected
Hemlock Stones: Skippy Holidays again Honey ?
Bunnyboy: Dex: That might be the thing itself. It's from Acorn Media, which publishes some PBS classics.
BobDCaterino: he was the ghost in the very old Pac Man cartoons
CyberTweeny: Happy Halliburtons
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhh ok thanks merlyn
doctec: cat: he did some voiceover work - there are a number of scenes where i imagine his eastern european dialect talent came in handy
Bunnyboy: doc: Was Proc the voice of the cow, or the voice of the goat?
cease: aha
Dexter Figgy: Bunny: Yes, Acorn was the name
BobDCaterino: anyone remember some older commercial work by Phil P
cease: to what do you refer, bob?
BobDCaterino: Mrs, so n so, your dishes are a symphony.
Bunnyboy: Bob: "Hi, guy!". Oh, wait. That's Chuck McCann.
BobDCaterino: lol Chuck was cool and his bro Up Chuck
cease: they did a lot of commecials in their early days
Bunnyboy: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV". Nope, that's Peter Bergman. The OTHER Peter Bergman.
Honey Sanchez laughs
BobDCaterino: He was the first Honda Civic guy
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| porgie - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: is Bergman in two places at once Bunny ?
Dexter Figgy: afk for refill
BobDCaterino: Yeah the soap guy and Peter Michael Bergman
||||||||| At 10:41 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, doctec!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and doctec falls out at 10:41 PM.
Bubba's Brain: I think Phil said in a Planet that he did VO for a commercial for the borat movie too.
doctec: oops, sorry... talking to lili and chatting at the same time
Bunnyboy: Say what you will, Danny Bonaduce is a funny guy. He was in an interview with one of the Headline News wonks, and was asked his opinion on Tom Cruise's media travails.
TOR: Howdy do, Doc
cease: speaking of npr, where's the guaraldi piece, doc?
Honey Sanchez: welcome back doc
cease: so i search all things considered for guaraldi?
BobDCaterino: Danny is ok
Hemlock Stones: dont ask me for my opinion of Tom Cruise unless your X rated
||||||||| A stretch dumpster pulls up to the front door at 10:42 PM; Phil Austin gets out and signs a few autographs before entering the Waiting room.
Bunnyboy: He said: "I could go on Oprah, set her couch on fire, and people would say 'Oh, that's just Danny'. "
TOR: repeat?
Bambi: night Doc and Lili ... our best to you both!
Bambi: ah there's doc!
TOR: no wait.
BobDCaterino: welcome back Phil
Bunnyboy: Welcome back, Mister President.
Honey Sanchez: hola, Phil como estas, senor???
TOR: So long
Phil Austin: power outage here, back for who knows how long
BobDCaterino: where are you Phil,
doctec: no, i'm back! clicked the 'exit' button by mistake.
Bubba's Brain: Ahhh, no wonder your light here faded....
TOR: Howdy do, Phil
Dexter Figgy: WB Phil
Bambi: wb Phil ... Honey didn't miss you after all :-)
cease: honey, he knew you were here so he came back
Bunnyboy: Batten down the hatches. Electricity here, but candles and flashes at the ready.
CyberTweeny: wb Mr. Phil
Bubba's Brain: I was gone for a bit too. Cath comandeered the computer.
Honey Sanchez blushes up with revlon
cease: waiting for the electrician, eh?
Phil Austin: hi everyone. we're supposed to be getting eighty mph winds tonight, so I might disappear at any moment
BobDCaterino: Phil, sounds like the work of Th e ectr itcian
Bunnyboy: I'll reiterate: Whidbey Island is supposed to be getting upwards of 90 mph winds tonight.
Mudhead: Im just gonna give some more insulin to the hampster
CyberTweeny: Off to the kitchen for a bit...
Honey Sanchez: batten down the hatches!!!
BobDCaterino: batton down the hatches Phil
Bambi: wow!
cease: maybe it'll blow Ossman to London to visit Orson
Bubba's Brain: hatten down the batches
Phil Austin: bun: you're in Seattle, aren't you?
TOR: Moi bids you all a fond farewell and Stay on Groovin' Safari
Mudhead: ni tor
Honey Sanchez: adios tor
BobDCaterino: Nive of Ossnman to name his kid after Mr. Bean
Phil Austin: nite, tor
Bunnyboy: Phil: West Seattle, yup.
cease: tor
BobDCaterino: Nice even
Dexter Figgy: Night TOR and Freedom Now! MOI
doctec: nite tor
Bambi: night TOR
Bunnyboy: Water was splashing over the sidewalk at 4th and Union tonight.
Bubba's Brain: Nite Tor
BobDCaterino: Later TOR
Dexter Figgy: OK< Thanks Tweeny
Bambi: Return to Freedom ...
Phil Austin: doc, are you gone?
Bunnyboy: doc's here
BobDCaterino: Doc is a goner
doctec: nio, i'm here
BobDCaterino: oops never mind
BobDCaterino: I cant read
doctec: hee hee
Bunnyboy: Ya don't have to get nasal about it.
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bunnyboy: nio. nyas.
Phil Austin: doc: again, thanks for that legal/email about hotshortz today. I'm sure it reassured Pete.
Mudhead: Isnt that from the "Princess" theme for XP Phil ?
Dexter Figgy: Raise Nasal Oranges in your spare time and earn a fortune
BobDCaterino: Great show back in the day at Carnegie Hal Phil, held back nothing
doctec: but i'm stepping away for a moment to, uh, "freshen my drink". phil: i hope it helped - this whole 'free content on the internet' issue has people in a tizzy, doesn't it?
||||||||| Mark Time enters at 10:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
BobDCaterino: Hall wow I am becoming dislexic as we pskee
Hemlock Stones: Hey Honey, how do i get to Carnegie Hall ?
Merlyn: Yeah, I almost sent something too. It's really just a problem for youtube.com and whoever posted it
doctec: be right back!
Honey Sanchez: ooooooooh dex i read that in the back of my green lantern comic book
BobDCaterino: speak
Mark Time: hello crew...
BobDCaterino: spook
Honey Sanchez: practice, stones!
||||||||| doctec departs at 10:49 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies doctec in through the front door at 10:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Honey Sanchez: hi mark
Bambi: hi MT
Phil Austin: doc: you can't imagine. Ask Taylor someday.
cease: this is repeatihng, ah
Dexter Figgy: We're not crew to mark, he likes it like that
doctec: oops, i did it again (clicked "exit" prematurely)
Bunnyboy: The creator of the Golden Age Green Lantern passed on a few days ago.
boney: if--heaven forbid--Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson--who just had brain surgery--dies--we could be looking at a Weekend at Bernie's situation for the next two years... This thought occurred to me when I read that Harry Reid had visited him at the hospital and said afterwards that he looks good.
Phil Austin: I used to love the Green Lantern, the early forties one
Honey Sanchez makes sure the usher replaces the bulb in the exit sign
doctec: phil: i will definitely ask taylor (lol). ok, off to make drinks...
Bunnyboy: Phil: That's the one.
Hemlock Stones: yes Phil in the fifties he lost most of his hair
Merlyn: I always thought his anti-color should be red, the compliment of green
Honey Sanchez: due to radioactivity, stones???
Bightrethighrehighre: ehhhh....
Bambi: that's sad for sure ... soft spot for Green Lantern since I was a kid :-(
Phil Austin: bun: the later manifestations are not the same strangeness as the original
Mark Time: sorry to have missed all the action...was at a dharma talk....Tibetan Buddhist stuf...
BobDCaterino: They wouldn't have that, Red, in the fifties and forties? they would rather be dead
Hemlock Stones: yes or maybe ignition problems, in those days they hadnt ironed out the kinks
Bubba's Brain: Dalai Lama coming to Bloomington again next year.
cease: mark, you get a chance to meet the next dalai lama right here
Dexter Figgy: Cuidado!! Deli LLamas
BobDCaterino: He sure to say "Hello Dalai" for me
Hemlock Stones: Salvadore Dalai Lama ?
cease: oh no, not this again.
Honey Sanchez: dolly llama wowie someday im gunna go to dollywood
cease: ah, you should be playing Down Under Danger in honour of our guest
CyberTweeny: For you guys who are into old-time radio broadcasts, try http://www.mystery-otr.net/. Old detective mysteries, horror, and sci-fi. Great stuff if you're into that sort of thing...
Bambi: had a box of old ones when I was a kid ... had to be careful turning pages ... they disappeared one day when my mother cleaned my room for me lol
cease: Austin plays the Next Dalai Lama in my play Red Shift
Honey Sanchez: awwwwww bambi my condolences
BobDCaterino: What is old time radio?
Hemlock Stones: Old Detectives dont run so good though Tween
Mark Time: what an empty experience...
BobDCaterino: KIDDING
cease: Doctec plays many other characters
Honey Sanchez: radio dinners ???
ah,clem: cannot midstream the horses now Cat
Hemlock Stones: i have an old time steam radio you have to fill with water
BobDCaterino: I used to love the meat loaf
||||||||| Catherwood escorts BunnyboyOhBoy inside, makes a note of the time (10:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Phil Austin: speaking of DUDanger - does anyone talk to michael packer these days?
Dexter Figgy: Have you tried our Blue Plate Special...it's by Piccaso
Mudhead: until I found out what the meat was...
cease: sounds like the new york firesign piece The Steamdriven Internet
BunnyboyOhBoy: Hey! We had a brownout.
cease: scialli does i'm sure, phil
CyberTweeny: Old detectives don't die, they just join comedy troupes ;-)
Hemlock Stones: i tried it Dexter but the plate melted and ran down the table leg
Honey Sanchez: lol so true tween
Bambi: wb Bunny
boney: Weekend at Bernie's in the U.S. Senate for two freakin' years. Tim looks good...
Dexter Figgy: Stones: That's not a table leg, it's a guitar
BobDCaterino: Hey Phil, remember a thing called "The LA all Stars" great job
Dexter Figgy: G String to be specific
BunnyboyOhBoy: It's horrible, waiting to turn gray...
BobDCaterino: I mean I remember
Hemlock Stones: well its melted whatever it was Dexter
BobDCaterino: Bunny, who's waiting
Phil Austin: bobd: do you think there's ever been a tape of the Allstars?
BunnyboyOhBoy: (sings) The weather started getting rough...
Hemlock Stones: Luxury Bunny
Dexter Figgy: Bunny: Don't worrry, people don't turn gay, they're either predisposed or Catholic
BobDCaterino: saw you on television so there must be
CyberTweeny: Phil-I absolutely love the bit on this album you did with Ossman called "Over The Edge". Sounds like alot if was made up on the fly. Was it meant to be an improv?
BunnyboyOhBoy: See, my "shell" is next to TOR, waiting to fall off...
CyberTweeny: alot of it
Phil Austin: cber - sorry, I'm not listening. which album?
Hemlock Stones: no it wasnt an improv Tween just badly rehearsed maybe
BobDCaterino: Also saw you on some old cop show selling guns. lol wow I am old
Honey Sanchez giggles discreetly
CyberTweeny: Pink Hotel compilation (which we're listening to now)
cease: cni is playing Pink Hotel, yet again
CyberTweeny: lol Cat
Hemlock Stones: soon be the Grey Hotel
Dexter Figgy: PHIL: Th epink Hotel version of Exorcism in Your Daily Life
BunnyboyOhBoy: I remember a Nick Danger segment on LIVE AT THE IMPROV, many moon ago.
BobDCaterino: Hell yes they had at least thirty minutes on Improv
Phil Austin: exorcism was not an improv, if that was the question
BunnyboyOhBoy: It incorporated elements that later surfaced in THE 3 FACES OF AL, like the "ripping up the script" business.
CyberTweeny: No, "Over The Edge" - the soap spoof
ah,clem: it's pink hotel, the whole collection
Phil Austin: that live at the improv tape has recently surfaced
cease: alas
Dexter Figgy: Alas?
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bunnyboy - dead from The Plague
||||||||| TOR - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Phil Austin: cyber - over the edge was not improvised. meant to sound like a soap
BobDCaterino: I loved the finish to that segment, "SOUTH"
cease: the Hole collection
Honey Sanchez ponders how amazing it is that cream always rises and so does poop hmmmmm
Phil Austin: bunnyboy is lost and the wind is gusting big here
CyberTweeny: It did indeed, Phil. Just sounded like you were playing off each other at some points.
BobDCaterino: Dont get dirty Sanchez
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mudhead: its double ones, must be my eyes, theyre sleepy, usually the rest of me follows, gnight dear friends
Honey Sanchez lashes herself to the boom
cease: mud
Dexter Figgy: Nightt Mudhead
BunnyboyOhBoy: (sings) Get Wildroot Poop Oil, Chaaaaaaaaarlie!
Phil Austin: cyber: i'd have to listen, but if it's a live performance, of course. we sometimes keep those moments in studio stuff as well
BunnyboyOhBoy: Oh, hey. I can take back my name. brb.
doctec: i haven't told jessen about the fact that i have a (sadly, not totally complete) 'live at the improv' performace as well ...
||||||||| BunnyboyOhBoy departs at 11:01 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
ah,clem: this is the album
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bunnyboy close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 11:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
BobDCaterino: Do you cringe when others do your stuf or are you flattered?
doctec: ... i started recording it on a beta tape that was close to running out of time, had to switch tapes during the commercial break
CyberTweeny: Phil's not listening though, clem.
Bunnyboy: Ah. Just a little damp, but it still fits.
doctec: missed about five seconds of the show after the commercials finished
Bambi: Well, I am going to say good night to you now Phil -- just in case -- it's been a pleasure to see you as always. And I hope your electricity holds out till you want to leave tonight LOL
ah,clem: but is recorded infront of live audience, far better than the other kind
Bunnyboy: My mouth's bleedin, Bert! My mouth's bleedin'!
cease: night, bambi
Bunnyboy: Zuzu's petals!
doctec: because of the missing tiny bit, not sure it's of use to taylor
cease: lol clem
CyberTweeny: lol Bun
BobDCaterino: lol Bambi
Honey Sanchez: i hope no one ends up waiting for the electrician tonight
BobDCaterino: I mean Bunny
Phil Austin: I'm listening ,,,,
Honey Sanchez: goodnight bambi be safe and dry
Dexter Figgy: Night Bambi
Merlyn: did that live from the improv surface from the got firesign campaign?
doctec: nite bambster
Phil Austin: i'm not mean to bambi, she likes it that way
Bunnyboy: nite Bambi!
doctec: merl: yes, it did
BobDCaterino: Yeah, I know
CyberTweeny: LOL Phil
ah,clem: yea
boney: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/645722/G4s_Got_Spaceballs_The_Animated_Series.html Why is Spaceballs the Animated Series gonna be on G4? Why not the Cartoon Network?
Bambi: no, no ... not leaving yet ... just saying goodnight to Phil just in case the wind monster gets him...
Honey Sanchez: got me, why not boney???
doctec: oh - ok bambi
Bunnyboy: Whoops. Doesn't look right.
CyberTweeny: Tony Snow, Bambi?
Bunnyboy: MidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidge
cease: Mariah?
Bunnyboy: That's better.
Bubba's Brain: Ooooh Wind Monster....
Phil Austin: helen schnizzlewitz, the unknown heroin
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhhh ok i pray to the wind gods to leave Phil alone
BobDCaterino: Thought it was weird you doing Aims Guns then me seeing you on Police story selling Guns or some other show I can't recall
boney: The demographic is for "for men 18-34." They weren't even born when Mel Brooks was at his peak
Merlyn: I'm going to reboot my computer in a sec, I won't log off though
Honey Sanchez: kk merlyn
Phil Austin: bobd: that movie was a job for a dear friend who was directing. I still get checks for as much as ten dollars annually for it
CyberTweeny: This is the part I was referring to, Phil.
ah,clem: now that peggy thing did sound like an improv, lol
BobDCaterino: Wow more then I get for my books I sell every year
doctec: boney: who can explain the machinations of cable tv distribution deals? for some reason, g4 must have wanted to carry the show and ponied up the money for it.
CyberTweeny: It was great BIG dog Woodie!
BobDCaterino: who directed it Phil
boney: for men 18-34 who are addicted to computer games and probably don't even realize the show is a parody of Star Wars
CyberTweeny: I may not be your brother Jim...
Bunnyboy: I always thought The Who should have done an opera called WHO'S PEGGY?
doctec: boney: i doubt that ... cult films are very popular among the 18-34 crowd.
CyberTweeny: The fire in the acting school...
Dexter Figgy sings "Who's Peggy? Who who...whowho
Bunnyboy: BTW, their Seattle show this year was hot.
cease: they could all wear peg legs
CyberTweeny: This is great stuff...
Bunnyboy: Oops. Flashing here.
boney: Actually, Star Wars... Okay, that's in their frame of reference
Phil Austin: jerrold freedman, bobd
Honey Sanchez: oh catherwood, would you please make me a cult film??
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez a cult film.
Honey Sanchez: tha nk you catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Honey Sanchez and says "Something I can help with?"
BobDCaterino: Ok, Thanks
Bunnyboy: (sings) Random, can you hear me?
doctec flashed his thumb drive, and it blushed and covered its eyes
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood: make Honey Sanchez a fertility cult figure
||||||||| Catherwood brings honey sanchez a fertility cult figure.
Honey Sanchez takes a sip mmmmmm tastes like jugo de tomato
boney: They're the ones who camp out in front of the movie theater the night before a premiere
BobDCaterino: The Carnegie hall show and Town Hall show was awesome
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey Sanchez: lol dex oooh
BobDCaterino: wow over a hundred years ago
cease: speaking of cult films, are we Ever gonna get to see A Safe Place, proc's first film?
Phil Austin: cyber: this is all from a show with just me and David, probably in Santa Barbara. the ND stuff from this may show up on Box of Danger
Hemlock Stones: I always hire someone to camp out for me Boney
doctec and lili love that 'zyr' vodka ... schweeeeet
BobDCaterino: A Safe place is in a Safe Place
cease: phil, ossman was talking about a Mushroom box set after the danger box.
Dexter Figgy: Yes Zyr! You'll love our Vodka
Phil Austin: I know nothing about safe place. look on google for henry jaglom
doctec: in the safety of copyright hell
CyberTweeny: Kewl, Phil...
cease: you think that'll happen? i'm chipping in my cassette of Whale
cease: did you ever see it, phil?
Phil Austin: cat: taylor is carr;ying that load at the moment
Merlyn: Yeah, I thought of doing a flash cartoon for the mark time episode that has just you & Ossman, drawing bob bunny as you holding a proctor mask
cease: proc at one point said he couldnt release it for some dire reason
Phil Austin: cat: thanks so much
cease: yes, weve been in touch
BobDCaterino: He invented the CD
cease: funny idea, merl
boney: Phil Austin, ya still watching Adult Swim? Anyone interested in doing anime Nick Danger yet?
doctec: merl: lol
boney: I've got a Space Ghost DVD around here somewhere
cease: on one of the hour hours i taped, you said you'd just listened to a tape of Whale and were appalled by it
doctec misses sealab 2021
Phil Austin: this is david doing a scene with himself and me doing all the other voices
boney: noir anime could be the next big thing
Honey Sanchez: what an idea, boney
Phil Austin: boney: I bought the complete space ghost - coast to coast - dvd set
doctec: anoirme
boney: Phil's idea, not mine, Honey
Dexter Figgy: lol Doc
Phil Austin: cat: lord knows what I'll say at any given time.
Merlyn: There's a couple of Firesign refs, like one about "sector R and N"
doctec asks, "can he copyright that word?"
Honey Sanchez: i loved his interview with timothy leary
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood: give Phil Austin the time
||||||||| Catherwood hands phil austin the time.
Bunnyboy: The GET SMART complete series set rocks.
Hemlock Stones: its old but its good Clem
BobDCaterino: Would you beleive, it stones too
boney: catherwood hand Phil Austin the time
||||||||| Catherwood gets phil austin the time.
doctec: catherwood, hand phil morris day
||||||||| Catherwood gets phil morris day.
Merlyn: catherwood, what time is it?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:14 PM"
Phil Austin: let me recommend 12 Oz. mouse, late sun nites on cartoon network's adult swim. speaking of noir
boney: catherwood give me the time
||||||||| Catherwood gives boney the time.
ah,clem: canden N 200 R
Hemlock Stones: we demand to be listed Clem
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood, take a time out
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:15 PM"
boney: I record it weekly on the old DVR
Honey Sanchez: harrumph! I wouldn't give catherwood the time of day!!
||||||||| Catherwood brings the time of day.
Bunnyboy: Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway are headling the upcoming GET SMART film. Spot on, IMHO.
doctec: is that camden n200r or camden new jersey?
Phil Austin: you mean, they hung him?
Bunnyboy: headling? Did I ytpe that?
Phil Austin: or free not to
boney: However, I'll probably buy the DVD anyway
Merlyn: stephen colbert looks like harold lloyd
ah,clem: already said hi to you on air, Mr. Stones
Bambi: LOL Stones
BobDCaterino: I wouldn't know if he was well hung
Mark Time: not fade away...
Honey Sanchez: but anyway........
Bunnyboy: I better go eat some fish with my fair lady, before they both get cold. Nitey, folks!
boney: My TV is a Sony Trinitron... Cartoon Network looks better than any other channel
Dexter Figgy: Night Bunny
Honey Sanchez: nite bunny say hello to arthur treacher for me =)
Phil Austin: nite, bun. I'll wave as we get blown north
BobDCaterino: Ah, the holy trinitron
Hemlock Stones: Boney, probably is better than any other channel
Bambi: enjoy Bunny and fair lady :-)
Bunnyboy: And I'll wave back, Phil. Take care.
Bubba's Brain: Nite Bb
Bunnyboy walks into the wind, without speaking
Hemlock Stones: see you later Bunny
cease: sounds like something lili could use, doc
||||||||| Around 11:18 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
doctec: nite bb
Bubba's Brain calls the Mime Police.
Bambi: it's better to walk into the wind without speaking ... it takes your breath away lol
Dexter Figgy opens a simulated box and pretends to climb out
Honey Sanchez: yes bambi, it leaves you breathless for sure
BobDCaterino: Some guy stuck up for me today, a man walked up to me and said I wasn't chit, but the other guy said I was.
doctec: sorry cat, not following - what is it that lili could use?
cease: how many of these jack poet ads were there?
Hemlock Stones: OK Mime squad here, Drop the glass box and come out with your hands up in a robotic style
ah,clem: but if ya hve to pee, turn around
cease: the giant oxygen tank mutt and smutt were just riffing on
Bambi: lol Bob
: book him Marcel
CyberTweeny: Tweeny listens to Spooky Tooth and waits for the wind...
doctec: merl - aren't all the jack poet audio & video ads up on firesigntheatre.com?
BobDCaterino: Thanks Bambi
Dexter Figgy Demands presence of his mouth piece
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: FYI :Ira Hayes- from Sacaton(?) but then, what does wikipedia know, anyway....??.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Hayes
Bambi: gotta love Mutt and Smutt
boney: The shapely live-in shrink prefers Aqua Teen Hunger Force... The guy that does the voices for Robot Chicken reminds me of a young Phil Proctor
doctec: oh - thanks cat ... i'm in the living room with lili, the tv is on in lieu of cni :-/
doctec notes that lili is getting her daily show fix at the moment
BobDCaterino: I did a review for Martian Space Party on the web somewhere some guy did a hatchet job so I set everyone straight
Phil Austin: the big blonde loves aquateen hungerforce. Number one in the hood ...
cease: i have to wait another 3 hours
Phil Austin: big - thanks for the info
boney: I wonder if women like that show for some reason
Bambi waves to Lili ... enjoy your TV Show Lili ... it's all good.
BobDCaterino: Wonder Woman loved that show
Phil Austin: my favorite athf episode is the Willie Nelson one
Honey Sanchez: "likes robot chicken it's timely and crunchy too
Bightrethighrehighre: Phil: everything I know is....
Bambi: well, maybe not all TV, but doing what you want to do is good :-)
doctec is afraid the old mutt & smutt bits from the 'dear friends' radio series would be regarded as too politically incorrect for a younger (i.e. today's) audience
Bightrethighrehighre: ....is....
doctec still loves them though
Dexter Figgy: Big: Right! Wrong!!
Honey Sanchez shakes her head at the 18-24 demographic of today
Hemlock Stones: Hey Big, you should get an email in about thirty minutes
Bambi: so tired of politically correct crap ... people need to get over themselves and learn to laugh at themselves and heal the world.
BobDCaterino: Notice how television has all become Firesign ? Thats so freakin funny to me. Its like listening to Dwarf with pictures
Hemlock Stones: Crap is not correct Bambi, it should be Poop and come to think of it where is he this week. ?
Bightrethighrehighre: Hemlock Stones: thanks, H S !....
doctec is stil waiting for pfizer to start marketing "angerdream"
Dexter Figgy offering 8X10 pictures of Billy Barty
BobDCaterino: Bambi, you should read some of my stuff. Midgets hate me
Honey Sanchez: poop is never politically correct thats why i like him
Hemlock Stones: filthy swine Dexter !
ah,clem: it they cannot handle Mutt & Smutt, it's their loss, great stuff
BobDCaterino: what about Pass the Indian? They just didn't get it
Honey Sanchez: dexter! why i never
Bambi: PrinceP is gonna kick himself that he missed the week that Phil was able to make it.
Dexter Figgy: Filthy,? Swine Dexter?
Hemlock Stones: not for me thanks Bob i have had two already
Hemlock Stones: those dirty pics of Billy, Dex
cease: who is doing michelle's voice?
BobDCaterino: But they will watch Robin Williams say the same sketch somewhere and say he is sych a genious and my spelling sucks
Bambi: I am 5' tall ... not exactly a giant in today's world lol ... short people got no reason ... ;-)
Honey Sanchez: lol bob
Bightrethighrehighre: Dex....wr...ight.... (in MY opinion)....do exorcists make emergency house calls in south east Phoenix....??
BobDCaterino: Five feet and so cute and witty
cease: but a giant where it counts, bambi
Dexter Figgy: Bambi: Keep your head up...Global warming etc...
CyberTweeny: A Shire person myself, Bambi... a little over 5/5
Hemlock Stones: Hey Bambi, good things come in small packages !
Bambi blushes
Merlyn: Phil may have gotten cut off again
Honey Sanchez: well there are no mental midgets in here at any rate
BobDCaterino: You are no midget. I am talking three feet under, oops and undertaker, oops I mean, well you know.
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez: lol
BobDCaterino: Honey thats what My wife tells me
Phil Austin: I'm here, I'm listening to my life pass before my ears.
Bambi: Stones, that's what my Dad used to tell me all the time ... I loved that.
Bubba's Brain: Cyber... I'm a bit shy to... may even be a shyer person.
BobDCaterino: small packages
Merlyn: ah
Honey Sanchez: lol phil
Hemlock Stones: make sure its actually your life Phil, you can never be sure in this room
cease: at least its a life worth listening to, phil
doctec: at five feet seven point five inches, i guess i qualify as a tall shirer
Phil Austin: thanks honey
Bambi: LOL Phil...great art!
Dexter Figgy: Phil: A pass? Go deep, man
BobDCaterino: Phil, this is your life. Now where can I find mine?
Honey Sanchez: somebody's life is passing before my ears
doctec: phil: lol - cni radio gives you that opportunity every thursday and saturday evening :-)
CyberTweeny: Phil, was this bit a precursor to EobE?
Hemlock Stones: puts fingers in ears and sings la la la la la la la la
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
ah,clem: pleased we can be of service to you for a change, Phil, as you have given us so much
Phil Austin: thanks, doc. I should check in more often
doctec: stones: lol
Honey Sanchez: i love songs about LA
BobDCaterino: I LOVE LA, I LOVE IT
doctec: twice the life each week
Bubba's Brain: Cyber... I'm a bit shy to... may even be a shyer person.
cease: louisiana?
Dexter Figgy: Honey: LA CUCARACHA?
Phil Austin: cyber: this was ahead of eobe, for sure. not sure of any actual influence
Honey Sanchez: bob you are sharing my wavelength
Hemlock Stones: is it New Mexico where they dance on their hats ?
BobDCaterino: yeah
Honey Sanchez: sure pass it dex
doctec: all tangents are connected in firesign world
BobDCaterino: In New Mexico they only dance on New hats
Phil Austin: never talk to a lunch worm
cease: packer once played this for me on the phone
Hemlock Stones: Al Tangents, i thought he had retired !
Honey Sanchez: you you you mean we are all six degrees away from tom cruise ????????
Dexter Figgy: Pass the 'rocha on the left, run away from the Gila monster
Phil Austin: ever think about death?
Hemlock Stones: i stand corrected Bob
BobDCaterino: Three faces of Al
CyberTweeny: Lunch worms are best eaten live...
ah,clem: if you think back, beleive you and Dave were the ones that gave me permission to transmit samples
Phil Austin: I get real high powers of irritability
Hemlock Stones: and a plate of Death lobster with friedn crap please
BobDCaterino: death? na, it will hit me one day I am sure.
doctec: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22lunch+worm%22
Dexter Figgy rubs Phil A the "right" way
doctec: lili is thinking about death a lot lately
ah,clem: and also a rather impromptu phone call...
Honey Sanchez passes on the death lobster
cease: understanable, doc
Phil Austin: ah, clem: you're right. if you think you're vulnerable, don't broadcast. chances are slim that they care.
Bightrethighrehighre: too bad about Taco Bell....
CyberTweeny: It's a man from the village, he's here to do some reaping...
BobDCaterino: I ate Taco bell tonight.
doctec: as for myself, whenever anyone asks "where do you go when you die", my impulse is to come back with "where was i before i was born?"
Phil Austin: doc: new lungs for lili
Hemlock Stones: same fate as the Liberty Bell, Big ?
cease: lol tween
Dexter Figgy: Tweeny: Send him around to the serpents entrance
cease: my iron lung is working again
BobDCaterino: Doc great response
Phil Austin: the trolls have your car
CyberTweeny: Stay away from the salmon mousse
Bightrethighrehighre: ....I'm goin' to taco bell, tomorrow....SOLIDARITY....!!!!
doctec 's iron chef is working again
Honey Sanchez: praise be, cat!!!
Dexter Figgy: Damnit! I thought I paid those tickets
Merlyn: live dangerously, eat spinache at tace bell
Bambi: death, another plane ... all aboard ...
Bambi: lol
BobDCaterino: Extra green onions for me. I always said if you eat crap all your life that stuff wont kill ya
CyberTweeny: They've had mine for some time ;-)
CyberTweeny: Think I'll let 'em keep it...
Hemlock Stones: do you want fries with that Bob
Merlyn: more ache in spinache
Honey Sanchez: lol bob my sentiments eggzackly
Bambi: I never thought of death much till my Dad died in 2005 and a couple good friends since then ...
Phil Austin: lights are flickering. I'm melting ..... who would have thought that a little girl ...
BobDCaterino: I will have fries with my death please
Merlyn: I like the ref to the fascist section of the paper
Bambi: and we keep losing great talent we grew up with ...
CyberTweeny: Klok's demise sure hit everybody...
Dexter Figgy: ..just like the little girl...that...that
cease: cake for me please
CyberTweeny: lol Phil
doctec: re death, another plane: if it wasn't for the airline food, ... [wink]
BobDCaterino: all hail, the wicked wit is dead
Hemlock Stones: do you mean theres a part of the press that isnt fascist Merlyn ?
CyberTweeny: Don Rickles?
Honey Sanchez ate airline peanuts this week
doctec: she's baaaaaaaaaack
BobDCaterino: Now he changed his name to Don Wrinkles
Bubba's Brain: Existence Airlines... Just Another Plane....
Honey Sanchez: lol bo
Honey Sanchez: b
Dexter Figgy: Phil: Clem is playing "by the Light of the Silvery....what a great punfest
BobDCaterino: I crapped airline peanuts this weekend
Merlyn: Hey, this Firesign ref just came in http://www.gcnews.com/news/2006/1215/Community/035.html
Bambi: good point doc... just saw some at airlinefood dot net or something like that ... bad stuff!
doctec: existential airlines - parallel planes at discount prices
Hemlock Stones: wrong room again Bob
Honey Sanchez: i have that to look forward to sometime soon, bob
CyberTweeny: Did they come up snake eyes?
BobDCaterino: rim shot please
Honey Sanchez: haha tweeny
Merlyn: Michael Sansonia
cease: you have a bot searching for firesign refs on line, merl?
Dexter Figgy: Existential Airlines: God may or may not be you co-pilot
Bubba's Brain: Existential Airlines.... we have so many planes, does it really matter where yours is going?
BobDCaterino: Why isn't God the Pilot?
Merlyn: the usual yahoo and google news sign-ups
Dexter Figgy: BobD: He may or may not be...but je
Dexter Figgy: he'w [rpved unreliabe
Honey Sanchez: i thought god was the pilot the co pilot the stewardess and the plane.......
Dexter Figgy: he's proved unreliable
BobDCaterino: If god wanted man to fly he would have invented airlines, Oh wait, damn it. ok, sorry
Hemlock Stones: as a typist he certainly did Dexter
CyberTweeny: Bob's having a little argument with his co-pilot.
doctec is an agnostic pantheist
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
Dexter Figgy: Hem: Too right, mate..the moving finger having typed hits the backspace and moves on
Honey Sanchez sings take me to the Pilot
BobDCaterino: I am an agnostic Pantomimist
Bambi: get thee behind me...
doctec is not sure there's a god, but if there is, there's only one - and anyone who plays the 'my god is better than your god' card is off base
Hemlock Stones: Doc, does that mean that hes not sure what he doesnt believe in ?
Mark Time: not fade away....
Honey Sanchez: is a gnostic minimalist
doctec: stones: yes
Dexter Figgy casts a pentamime
Bubba's Brain: Dyslexic Existential Airlines: Dog may or may not be my co-pilot.
Hemlock Stones: I knew a Pantomime Horsist once
BobDCaterino: Bubba, I can read again
Dexter Figgy: frA!!
Honey Sanchez: woot!
doctec: lysergic airlines - fly anywhere without leaving your couch!
cease: ever had really good port?
Hemlock Stones: its a miracle Bob
BobDCaterino: I am heeled, or... I am a heel
Bubba's Brain is a Reformed Non-Sequitarian.
Hemlock Stones: dammit, my couch took off without me
Dexter Figgy: Dear Sole
CyberTweeny: With your pilot Tiny Captain Tim
BobDCaterino: Catherwod gives BobDCaterino the boot
doctec: die, heretic!
cease: not enough indians
Bambi: would that be better than some really good aft?
Bightrethighrehighre: Time ta go home with the arm a dilla.... g night folks....shiny side up rubber side down....yadda....yadda....yadda....I'm high n' I'm wide, so watch yer hide....
Dexter Figgy: Catherwood bring BobDCaterino the boot
||||||||| Catherwood brings bobdcaterino the boot.
doctec: and too many cowboys in the white house
BobDCaterino: I am fore that
doctec: nite biggie
boney: catherwood give BobDCaterino the boot
||||||||| Catherwood brings bobdcaterino the boot.
cease: big
Honey Sanchez: bon nuit, big
Hemlock Stones: that was lucky, i just heard my couch crashed in Iceland
Dexter Figgy: Night Big
BobDCaterino: I need some worchester sause for this boot
CyberTweeny: See ya, Big
boney: catherwood hand BobDCaterino the boot
||||||||| Catherwood hands bobdcaterino the boot.
Bambi: Night Big .. have a great night
doctec looks forward to reading shearer's new book
cease: me too
boney: catherwood get me the boot
||||||||| Catherwood gets boney the boot.
BobDCaterino: worchestershire lol can say it cant spell it
cease: i saw it advertised on air america site. would have bought it there but it was only a link to amazon
Honey Sanchez: woostershire bob woostershire
Hemlock Stones: Worcestershire,, Believe me
boney: Hop to it, Hymie
BobDCaterino: Harry bought my book. I don't buy books I burn them
Bubba's Brain: Am fading.... later all.
Dexter Figgy: Who you calling Heinie
Hemlock Stones: see you Bubba
||||||||| Bubba's Brain departs at 11:46 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Figgy: Sonja?
Honey Sanchez: nite bubba have a good week
BobDCaterino: Woostersheer
cease: bub
Dexter Figgy: Night Bub
Dexter Figgy: afk for re and defill
doctec: tween: synth gear question - if you had the choice of selling your oberheim matrix 6 r (rack mount matrix 6) or a matrix 1000, which would you sell?
BobDCaterino: Bubbah, nite
Bambi: wor chester shire so what does wor mean besides a new york tv station that used to play Dr. Who
CyberTweeny: Oh resevoir, Bub
Honey Sanchez: hairy woostersheer he was great in this is spinal tap
BobDCaterino: Phil is in a disaster
Bambi: night Bubba .. have a great night
BobDCaterino: phading pfast
CyberTweeny: the 1000, Doc
boney: I was ready to give the guy the boot myself. I was ready to give Catherwood the boot
||||||||| Catherwood gets the boot.
Hemlock Stones: its got to be the 6 Doc the 1000 is too versatile to lose
CyberTweeny: Only know them from specs, and what I've seen on stage (matrix 6)
doctec: tween: why? (given that the 1000 holds more patches and both really need an external editor/librarian pgm to be of real use)
boney: Now I feel better.
CyberTweeny: The 6 sounds better, don't you think? More of a classic...
ah,clem: Jack Poet, lol
doctec: stones: i'm leaning in that direction
Bambi: 90 mph winds ... isn't that nearly cat 2 if it were in hurricane season?
ah,clem: the model of Ralf I am sure
doctec: tween: both the 6 and the 1000 have the same internal architecture
Honey Sanchez: it is hurricane season
cease: yes all our stations tv radio warn of imminent storm.
Hemlock Stones: the 6 has more antique value though doesnt it ?
cease: 3 storms in a row, streets are clogged with trees, power often out
Honey Sanchez: lol stones im sure it must
BobDCaterino: ah,clem Bambi BobDCaterino boney cease CyberTweeny Dexter Figgy doctec Hemlock Stones Honey Sanchez Bightrethighrehighre Mark Time Merlyn Phil Austin I have to go and put some stuff on paper, nite all and no I dont have to go to the bathroom, I need to write something
Honey Sanchez: eventually
CyberTweeny: Well, that's my take. Personally, I'll take the Matrix 12 for my vintage collection ;-)
cease: this after previous storms made our warter undrinkable for 2 weeks, followed by our worst snowstorm in a year
Merlyn: hokay bobo
ah,clem: at least he is not in a zep
cease: night bob
Hemlock Stones: ok Bob see you soon take care
Honey Sanchez: nite bob write well and often
Honey Sanchez: bye bye
CyberTweeny: Sounds like a real adventure, Cat...
ah,clem: take care Bob
BobDCaterino: same firetime, same fire station
cease: a bunker is looking for and more appealing
Dexter Figgy: Night BobD
Bambi: night Bob have a great night
doctec: nite bob
boney: There's no need to be ashamed. Everyone has to go to the bathroom every now and again
doctec: tween: check out http://wolzow.mindworks.ee/analog/m1k.htm
Hemlock Stones: and please dont touch that dial
BobDCaterino: lol firesign in the rose bowl parade driving a fire engine back around fifteen years ago
Bambi: Phil is now in the pink...
BobDCaterino: later folks
Hemlock Stones: i think it suits him dont you Bambi ?
BobDCaterino: Pink Hotel???
Honey Sanchez: adios
cease: lol stones
doctec: if i had a matrix 12, i'd resist selling it - always drooled over that synth.
Dexter Figgy: Phil Austin..A Pinko!!??
BobDCaterino: Nice chatting with you Honey, as well as you all
Honey Sanchez: pink hotel california i think
cease: trailng a pink, with pink hair
Bambi: Pink Hotel ... better than Pink Flamingos I guess lol
Hemlock Stones: YOur a fine one to criticise Dexter, in your wonder woman outfit
BobDCaterino: doobee do wah
Bambi: great album for sure :-)
doctec: would have loved to have had the opportunity to work with the oberheim xpander too
Dexter Figgy: Doc There's a Matrix 12...I only saw the first three Matrixes
CyberTweeny: Didn't know that about the M1000. Sounds like great architecture.
Honey Sanchez: lol hey it looks lovely on him, stones i especially like his lariat of truth
BobDCaterino: Doc, who am you real name???
doctec: that said: i am totally blown away by the native instruments fm8 and massive softsynths
Bambi: night Honey have a great night
boney: the pink on black velvet underground
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez: nite bambi you too
Dexter Figgy: Hamlock: I'm in disguise...It's me, XENA
BobDCaterino: Gee Im a tree
CyberTweeny: No joke. Bill Payne certainly put the xPander series to good use - see "A Day At The Dog Races" on Time Loves A Hero.
doctec: bob: check pvt msg area on chat page
Hemlock Stones: this is the last time i use computer dating Dexter
BobDCaterino: k pooooooof
Dexter Figgy: Hi: Humlock! It's me, Mac Nam, you're Korean buddy
CyberTweeny: I've got a demo of Arturia's Minimoog softsynth, but don't really have the horsepower to do justice to softsynths. Fun to play with though...
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Bambi: an unhappy Mc Nam?
doctec: oberheim synths after ob-8: xpander, matrix 6, matrix 6r, matrix 1000, matrix 12
Hemlock Stones: take yoru hands off me you swine
Bambi: Mac
||||||||| "11:56 PM? 11:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, ", should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as , enters and sits on the divan.
Merlyn: you sound like bluebottle
Honey Sanchez: unhand him dex!!!
Bambi: gee and I only thought there were 3 matrix movies ;-)
Dexter Figgy: Hamlock: Is that my pot belly pig or your pot belly
Honey Sanchez: hello comma
doctec: company went downhill after that (though there was one more cool one after the company was sold to peavey in the '90s - can't remember the name of it but it was a miniature modular synth)
CyberTweeny: Oberheim & Moog. I could build a whole rig with those two companies.
Hemlock Stones: thats the back door Xena and well you know it
boney: roll out the porkbarrel
CyberTweeny: Although a Prophet T-8 would be enticing as well.
doctec is totally into the soft synths now
Dexter Figgy sings I'm in the Moog for love
Honey Sanchez: i thought xena liked women, anyway
Hemlock Stones: i think the Prophet Five has to be favorite Tween
||||||||| At 11:58 PM, , runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
CyberTweeny: Well, need to get on of them there quad-core Mac G5s to get into that sort of thing seriously.
doctec: i had a prophet-5 (bought in '81, sold in 2002)... the native instruments pro-53 is more than adequate for me to get my prophet-5 fix now
Dexter Figgy: Why Honey..you look positively glowing
CyberTweeny: I had a P5 rev 3.2. Very nice machine.
Bambi: Moog: The Movie ...fun stuff
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
doctec: tween: even a dual core intel mac would be more than sufficient
doctec: yeah mine was a 3.2 as well
Hemlock Stones: if you lived in New Mexico Dex you would be glowing too
boney: I've got a G4 Mac mini
CyberTweeny: You bet Bambi. I LOVE the interview with Rick Wakeman in the "Spinal Tap" scene.
doctec: but - the damn thing was noisy, oscillators drifted too much, it was heavy and took up way too much room
BobDCaterino: Thanks Doc, next week folks
Honey Sanchez grins and says "I'm Radioactive"
doctec: nite bob
Bambi: yeah, that's one of my favorites Tween
Hemlock Stones: well shes active, i will say that for her
CyberTweeny: The Velocity Engine makes a big difference. Just a 450 G3 here.
BobDCaterino: honey got a website?
CyberTweeny: Bye bye Bob
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phil Austin - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi waves
Honey Sanchez: i cant get it up yet, bob
boney: Put Linux on that pup, Cyb
CyberTweeny: brb
Honey Sanchez: but soon as i do i will let you know
Hemlock Stones: i have the same problem Bob
Dexter Figgy watches Honey lean over Geiger's counter as you delivered another glowing blue platter special
doctec: honey: sounds like a personal problem...
Dexter Figgy: or she
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
boney: I'm running GIMP on Tiger. Apple X11, not to be confused with OS X. Wait a minute, I've confused myself
Bambi: jim@cniradio.com << thoughts and comments on the show ... Jim loves to hear from listeners ... keeps the ratio of spam down lol
Honey Sanchez: watch it, dex the coffee is HOT!
Hemlock Stones: hey is this the Techno Geek Pervert Room ?
Dexter Figgy: Honey: How's the veal?
cease: solicitring compliments, bambi?
boney: GIMP is the visual equivalent to the fuzz tone on your wa-wa
CyberTweeny: And don't forget the Saturday chat...
||||||||| BobDCaterino rushes off, saying "12:03 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
boney: wah wah
doctec: gimp = photoshop for linux iirc
ah,clem: not at all cat
boney: I use both
boney: and Corel Painter
ah,clem: good night everyone
Bambi: nah, Clem just loves to hear from listeners :-)
cease: ah
Hemlock Stones: thanks again for you good work Clem
Hemlock Stones: and to you too Merlyn
doctec: nite clem
CyberTweeny: Thranks a marillion, clem :-)
Honey Sanchez: nite clem and thanks, brother
Dexter Figgy: I'm gathered Clem
doctec: will try to have an mtbf done for saturday
cease: a fine tradition it is
Dexter Figgy: Night Clem
boney: I was looking at some of the filters and stuff on Graphic Converter, which I only use to convert PSDs to JPGs... I'll have to experiment with those soon
Bambi: Gimp is quite nice
ah,clem: aww, you guys are so crazy, I am touched, good night
Bightrethighrehighre: night clem, thanks....
Merlyn: wild, too
Honey Sanchez: well it's that time......and no i don't have to go to the bathroom, either
Merlyn: oscar was a wilde and crazy guy
Hemlock Stones: ok folks, its time i wandered off into the ether
Honey Sanchez: goodnight, friends
ah,clem: thanks, Doc, looking forward to it
Bambi: looking forward to that doc :-)
CyberTweeny: Well, I'm off to surf the 3rd coast. Nite all, and maybe see you Saturday...
Merlyn: night people, me too
cease: helock, hooney
cease: merl
Dexter Figgy: Wait for XENA, honey
Hemlock Stones: thanks for the fun as always, have a good week and stay well
||||||||| CyberTweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, CyberTweeny exits at 12:06 AM.
||||||||| "12:06 AM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
cease: theyre flying like drops
Merlyn waves goodnight
Dexter Figgy: Night Tweeny
doctec: nite tween - gotta take off myself, have a pc tutoring gig tomorrow
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "12:06 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Hemlock Stones: good night all
cease: tween
Honey Sanchez waves her mantilla in the wind adiossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
boney: I still remember my little neighbor friend Jimmy back in 1965 sneering and saying "The Beatles don't even know how to read music."
Dexter Figgy: Night Doc..my thought are with you and Lili
Bambi: night Stones have a great night
doctec: thanks for all your good wishes to lili, let's hope the new year brings new hope, new beginnings and new possibilities
Bambi: night Tween
cease: good luck, doc
boney: I was eight years old at the time
doctec: thx all
Dexter Figgy: Boney: Jimmy Thudpucker?
boney: so was he
doctec: ttfn ttyl nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
doctec clicks exit for real this time
||||||||| At 12:07 AM, doctec vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
boney: No, he wasn't a toon
Dexter Figgy tunes in and drops like a fly
Bambi: like rats on a sinking ship lol ... see you all next time ... hope we see you saturday evening for the shows starting at 6:30PM ET and going through till about 11pm ... so come in any time and listen and chat with us ... more info: http://www.cniradio.com
boney: No was he elected President of the United States
boney: NOR was he elected
Bambi: night doc and lili ... be well and happy
cease: will have to visit you on sat sometime
Dexter Figgy: Geek on the Water...what a neat tune
boney: Let me try that again. Nor was he elected President of the United States
boney: they're dropping like flies
boney: groovy
||||||||| Around 12:11 AM, boney walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Figgy: SHoo! Groovey! You know Papa doesn't want you hangin' around
Dexter Figgy: Night Boney
Dexter Figgy: and night to all who remain
cease: off we fly
||||||||| At 12:12 AM, cease runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Dexter Figgy is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:12 AM.
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Bambi - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| At 12:39 AM, Bightrethighrehighre vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

Phil Austin
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Figgy
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Mark Time
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