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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 21, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Firebroiled inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled: And here, of course, your own personal remote-controlled, picture-sized color TV, with matching brass knobs! Just reach above the bar and press the button right there under the handy laminated imitation masonite Wild-West gun rack with the look of real wood, for the channel of your choice!
Firebroiled: Turn the knob, it's the First Day of Winter
||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 9:02 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 8:54 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, pass the mushrooms, please'
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and llanwydd bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: I refuse to believe I'm the only one here
llanwydd: clem, please tell me what's on cni tonight
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bees'n'Spiders should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bees'n'Spiders enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Bees'n'Spiders: Uh, hello? Is that an echo ko ko ko...
llanwydd: seeriously, clem. what's on cni tonight?
Bees'n'Spiders: Enquiring minds want to know
ah,clem: mushroom plays
llanwydd: magic mushroom? interesting. I don't have any of those recordings
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and cease waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Mudhead: Trailing Blazes of Fire, I have returned...pull my finger
llanwydd: hi muddy
llanwydd: hey cat!
Mudhead: sup llan
Bees'n'Spiders: Pphhhhtttt! Squeeze 'im right there...
cease: hopefully the firesign will release these after the nick danger box set
cease: ah Freak for a Week
llanwydd: what wine you guys groovin on tonight/
cease: just got Whale in the mail to Jessen today. he's in charge of the mushroom project
cease: as austin said last week
llanwydd: austin really surprised me with his sudden appearance last week
Mudhead: lais here, was a good week
cease: we dont hear from him for a long while, and then There He Is
Bees'n'Spiders: I hope the disappearances clear up soon.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: hey merl!
Mudhead: hi meryl
ah,clem: hi Fred
llanwydd: where do you live, merlyn?
Merlyn: Nino knows - pretty close (st. paul instead of mpls)
Mudhead: hi Ethyl
llanwydd: he thinks I live in RI. I don't
llanwydd: although I have
Merlyn: your isp might llan
Mudhead: where are we anyway
Merlyn: he predicts the past!
llanwydd: that's what it is, merl
Merlyn: he says tacoma now, llan
llanwydd: tacoma is near where Ossman lives, isn't it?
||||||||| Bambi steals in around 9:12 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: hey bambi!
Bees'n'Spiders: Must be something about living near a subduction zone... it gets into the water.
Mudhead: Catherwood, twist Bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Mudhead and says "My ears are burning..."
Bambi: howdy! Thank you for the wonderful Christmas presents!
Bees'n'Spiders: Hi, deer!
Merlyn: you need to use common ajectives, mudhead
Bambi: thanks Mudhead .. .the thought is what counts (on the toasted almond) :-)
Mudhead: I mean, Catherwood give Bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands bambi a toasted almond.
Bambi: hi Clem, Fred, Cat, llanwydd, Merlyn, Mudhead :-)
Mudhead: you twit Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Mudhead and asks "Did you need me?"
llanwydd: listen, folks. I've been thinking, we aught to get together and party. I mean all of us. out in new york or the west coast.
Bambi: ah, even better a real 'virtual' toasted almond ... yummy .. thanks!
Mudhead: Yes, I need a drink too
Bees'n'Spiders: A drink, two?
Mudhead: ok, three then
Bambi: Catherwood pour Mudhead and everyone their favorite drink
||||||||| Catherwood hands mudhead and everyone their favorite drink.
Mudhead: yummm, thanx Bambi
Bees'n'Spiders: Mmmm, virtually delicious
Bambi: Catherwood, make that 3 favorite drinks for Mudhead
||||||||| Catherwood gives that 3 favorite drinks for mudhead.
Mudhead: Im in Connecticut, anyone close want to party?
cease: thats where doc and lili are
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and principalpoop plummets into the garden at 9:17 PM.
llanwydd: I live in northern NY state
Bees'n'Spiders: Close? I don't know you THAT well...
Mudhead: about an hour from here
Bambi: hi princep
Mudhead: you could get used to me quickly
Bambi: catherwood pour princep his favorite drink
||||||||| Catherwood brings princep his favorite drink.
principalpoop: thumpa thumpa hi B
llanwydd: hey princep!
Mudhead: happy holidays pp
Merlyn: hey pp
principalpoop: same to you mudhead lol
principalpoop: M, C LL
Bambi: hap py hol i days! hap py holi days!
principalpoop: how is everybody? still not cold in roanoke
llanwydd: done anything stupid this week?
Bees'n'Spiders: You mean like go to work?
Bambi: chilly here tonight but not bad for a couple days before Christmas
principalpoop: bambi singing
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:20 PM and WildflowerHoney waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: hola honey
WildflowerHoney: hey hi there poopie
llanwydd: hey, ms sanchez
principalpoop: nice grape hehe
Bambi: took me a few minutes to get into chat ... wanted to get under the covers and get warm ... so had to fire up the PII laptop ... that takes a few minutes LOL
principalpoop: i do something stupid every week llan
WildflowerHoney: hi Bambi Bees'n'Spiders cease llanwydd Merlyn Mudhead AH,CLEM
Bees'n'Spiders: Currently about 32 F near New Haven. Days have been unseasonably mild - 40 to 50.
Bambi: hi Honey ... Happy holidays
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'boney', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:22 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Bambi: Catherwood please pour Honey her favorite drink
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey her favorite drink.
boney: Take THAT, Stephen Colbert! http://www.adultswim.com/shows/12ozmouse/ It took FOREVER to download the Flash song by 9 Inch Nails. However, the choppy version that I got while the song was downloading seemed appropriate. Very 12 oz. Mousesque.
principalpoop: boney maroney
WildflowerHoney: Happy Holidaze 2 you all
WildflowerHoney: hi boney
Bees'n'Spiders: Well seasoned greetings!
llanwydd: I bought two Mahavishnu albums from bmg by mail. "The Inner Mounting Flame" and "Birds of Fire".
WildflowerHoney: mmmmm eggnog n ripple yum!
WildflowerHoney: nice, llan
llanwydd: I like them
Bambi: hi Boney, Happy Holidays!
boney: Heavy mental Harley Headbanger
Bambi: Happy Hollindaize?
principalpoop: mahavishnu? geshundheit llan
Mudhead: Anyone want $175 US ??? http://www.sonybmgcdtechsettlement.com/CDList.htm
Bambi: I was at a client's house on the 5th or 6th day of Channuka and they invited me to the ceremonial lighting of the Menora (sp?) ... came home with my first ever Channuka gift :-)
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Hemlock Stones in through the front door at 9:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: I think I like " IMF " best
boney: Bhagavad Gita, Baby
Mudhead: wo0t! And they didnt eat your first born?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Folks
principalpoop: ona gotta de vida
WildflowerHoney: HI stones =)
principalpoop: uhoh stones is here
Hemlock Stones: Yo Honey
Bambi: hi Stones, Happy Holidays
boney: my avatar is short and Jewish
llanwydd: did any of you guys attend a Newport Folk festival?
Hemlock Stones: and a Happy Chanukkah to you
Mudhead: Hiya Stones, boney, et al
llanwydd: I've lived in Newport
principalpoop: a circumsized avatar?
Hemlock Stones: a Meschugatar ?
Mudhead: I've partied in Newport
principalpoop: more sugar
Bees'n'Spiders: A Mensch Guitar?
principalpoop: where in upstate new york now?
Hemlock Stones: coming right up
llanwydd: yeah, I've partied on the docks
WildflowerHoney lived in newport beach (does that count)??
Hemlock Stones: anyone got a mop ?
Mudhead: a Meschuganatar
llanwydd: I've worked on the docks too
boney: a shmuckitar?
principalpoop: i was born at west point
Hemlock Stones: i was born pointing south
Bees'n'Spiders: Maybe a schmuck sitar?
llanwydd: west point, NY? princep?
principalpoop: what were you pointing at?
WildflowerHoney ponders that one
Hemlock Stones: the exit
principalpoop: yes, llan, I had no choice in the matter
Bambi: lots of winter solstice holidays to celebrate this time of year ... happy happy
WildflowerHoney: joy joy
principalpoop: solstice? geshundheit bambi
Hemlock Stones: solstice has passed now, another victory for the light
llanwydd: I went to west point on a class trip in about 1973 or 74
cease: darkness curses
Hemlock Stones: was it high or low class llan ?
principalpoop: i had left before then
Mudhead: isnt this when I can balabnce an egg on its end?
llanwydd: we were middle class
principalpoop: wrong chat mudhead, go to the ahhh I can't say it
Bees'n'Spiders: Balance an egg on whose end?
Bambi: "donkashein" or "denada" or whatever ;-)
WildflowerHoney: which end though, mudhead?
llanwydd: I believe I was in 7th grade
Mudhead: uh, the round end
principalpoop: you have a dauchshound?
Hemlock Stones: here Rover !
Bambi: can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Mudhead ;-)
principalpoop: a hotdog dog
WildflowerHoney: bless you, poop
principalpoop: why thank you, sneezing all day
Bambi: you worked on the docks when you were in 7th grade llanwydd?
Hemlock Stones: its Pooper Scooperman
WildflowerHoney: gee i thought there were child labor laws against that, llan
Hemlock Stones: llan was born quite old Honey
principalpoop: i lost that election stones, again
Hemlock Stones: do you remember where you last put it PP
principalpoop: why were the docs working on you in 7th grade llan?
principalpoop: in the booth somewhere
llanwydd: no not in 7th grade, bambi. I went to school in 7th grade.
WildflowerHoney: i thought you said dogs, poop i laughed!
Hemlock Stones: make up your mind llan
principalpoop: i don't get to visit booths often anymore
Hemlock Stones: someone usually pees in them
principalpoop: ok, I will say it again, dogs
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:34 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
Bambi: ah, good ...was worried there for a minute llanwydd ;-)
llanwydd: I worked on the docks in 1986, 87, 88...
Hemlock Stones: frankly, i think someone here is barking
Elayne: Evenin' all!
principalpoop: llan does not mind being peed on?
WildflowerHoney: hi elayne happy holidays
Mudhead: hi E
llanwydd: hi elayne
Hemlock Stones: hi Elayne
principalpoop: Hi E HH
cease: hi el
boney: If I seem distracted and kinda quiet it's because I'm working on some Art of the Insane. When I'm done with it, I'll upload it to this URL. http://www.sito.org/cgi-bin/panic/panic
Bees'n'Spiders: Elated, Elayne!
Elayne: Happy holidaze to all of you as well!
cease: happy hannukah
Bambi: hi Elayne, happy holidays
boney: g-day, Elayne!
llanwydd: ever eaten seafood fra diavolo?
llanwydd: I made some tonight
principalpoop: art holeflapper is drawing again?
Merlyn: hey E
cease: ah, great firesign
Mudhead: thats so good
boney: art linkletter
WildflowerHoney: drawing breath, poop
Bees'n'Spiders: So, llan, how hot did you make it?
ah,clem: tks, Cat, wonder whaere I got it, lol
Bambi: that's a new one ... is that like blue skys on mars?
cease: how does seafood get davolod?
WildflowerHoney: that is what i was wondering, cat
llanwydd: lot of ground chili pepper. very very hot
boney: people are funny
principalpoop: not known to exist
cease: hopefully the firesign will release these on cds and everyone can enjoy em
Hemlock Stones: and a Happy Davolod to you too Cease
llanwydd: then you put the whole thing on spaghetti
principalpoop: no scourge
Bambi: sounds good llanwydd!
boney: deSade in the looney bin, very entertaining
llanwydd: I'm having a nice chianti with that
cease: aha, something i wouldnt eat
Bambi: Firefox 126.96.36.199 is out ... I really like Firefox 2.0
Mudhead: the heat of the pepper and the sweet of the seafood mixes well
Bees'n'Spiders: How about f-f-f-f-fava beans?
cease: i avoid spicy food, but had some great food last. review in the same old place, www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Bambi: nice llanwydd :-)
llanwydd: lol, b&s
Hemlock Stones: possibly the wrong room again llan
Bambi: and works all the way back to Win98SE really well
llanwydd: wine n cheese is cool
Hemlock Stones: ah Win98SE, the memory brings a tear to my eye
llanwydd: I'm having NY cheddar as well
WildflowerHoney: catherwood pass the wine and cheese platter
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to WildflowerHoney and inquires "Did you want something?"
Bambi: we had steak and provolone hot sub for dinner
principalpoop: this chat clicks in ff2 so I am using IE7
principalpoop: mmmmm that sounds good
llanwydd: wrong room again, you're insane, stones!
Bees'n'Spiders: FF 2.0 was crashing in WinXP media until I changed the compatibility mode. Works just fine now.
||||||||| Mudhead sneaks away to The Aviary...
Bambi: catherwood pour everyone some expensive wine and the cheese platters
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone some expensive wine and the cheese platters.
boney: they think he is insane, therefore it is art
cease: careful pouring those platters
WildflowerHoney: lol indeed
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:42 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Bees'n'Spiders: and inkspots
||||||||| Mudhead has arrived at the appointed hour of 9:42 PM.
Hemlock Stones: inseine is a wet address in Paris
principalpoop: wb mud
WildflowerHoney: hi dex happy yule log
Bambi: did you get the update to FF 2.0 ... just got it today
principalpoop: I am outsane
Hemlock Stones: greetings oh Ghreat Fong
Bambi: lol Cat
llanwydd: LOL stones!
Dexter Fong: Hi everybody
cease: a particularly ironic beatles tune in the middle there
Bambi: hi Dex, Happy Holidays
principalpoop: fong arrives
Elayne: Hey again, Unca Dex!
cease: hi dex
Hemlock Stones: trumpets sound
boney: the left bank is the creative side of the Seine
Dexter Fong: Hiya Elayne
Elayne met Dex for lunch today.
Bambi: catherwood pour elayne and dex their favorite drink and pass the wine and cheese
||||||||| Catherwood hands elayne and dex their favorite drink and pass the wine and cheese.
Hemlock Stones: yes its less logical for sure
principalpoop: hehe dex, give us the details
Elayne hopes Dex actually remembers his favorite drink now. :)
cease: you eat well?
boney: Paris is a litle like having bees live in your head
llanwydd: H3y dex!
Elayne: My cardiologist told me red wine had lots of antioxidants, so if I drink I guess that's what I'll try to develop a taste for. (Any suggestions, Cat?)
Bees'n'Spiders: Hey, I resemble that remark!
cease: the city or the strange female, bone?
Bambi: but there they are..
WildflowerHoney: try a nice beaujolais, el
cease: i usually just drink red wine as a component of sangria, el.
principalpoop: many start with cherry ripple
Elayne: We ate passably, Cat. I took home part of my lunch, dunno how long it'll be in the fridge. The strangest chopped chicken liver I've had in awhile.
llanwydd: as a matter of fact, elayne, I'm sipping a nice chiant right now
cease: i'm sure others here will have some good ideas. doc and lili drink red
Elayne: But the chocolate egg cream was good.
boney: I never stayed at the Paris Hilton
Elayne: Thanks WH.
cease: i had some wonderful seared ahi at a restaurant last night.
Hemlock Stones: oh look out, llan is still on the pop
Dexter Fong: Elayne; you might try an Australian Shiraz...they're very drinkable
principalpoop: the portuguese make good red wines
Elayne: I confess I've never really developed a taste for red wine, but I want to stay away from other alcoholic beverages because of what they seem to do to my blood pressure.
boney: Although the Hollywood Nite Shift used to broadcast from the Pasadena Hilton--the Presidential Suite, not the rooftop
Elayne: Rob likes Shiraz, thanks Dex, we'll look into that.
Dexter Fong: Good on you mate
Bambi: wonder if Merlot has the same antioxident benefits
principalpoop: why would a wizard have that?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I believe that any red wine does
llanwydd: I see
Elayne: My cardiologist was pleased with my BP numbers (and the fact that I type them out into a handy quarterly chart), so more of the same meds until I see him again in six months.
boney: Actually, they recorded the Presidential Suite on the rooftop just before they broke up. This performance is only available as a bootleg
Hemlock Stones: after a couple of glasses a Wizard will try anything poop
Bambi: red wine tends to give me a headache .. but I like them ... prefer Merlot
llanwydd: there was a time I tried drinking 4 oz. of red wine a day for my health. I couldn't keep up with it.
cease: good luck with your health, el
Elayne: But the minute I got home I collapsed. I'm really worn out this evening. I think I picked up something nasty when I was out today.
Bambi: well, apparently Merlot is made from blackberries rather than grapes
Hemlock Stones: lifts glass and says Good Health to all
cease: not good, el
Dexter Fong: Elayne: It's not nasty...it's righteous
boney: that was with the Pasadena Rooftop Orchestra, a British group, oddly
Bambi: Merlot doesn't give me a headache
llanwydd: so, elayne, when is the last time you visited england?
WildflowerHoney toasts to all
Elayne: Back in May, llan.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, toast Wildflower Honey
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
principalpoop: i know you picked up something nasty today E, you already told us you had lunch with fong
Hemlock Stones: lol PP
Dexter Fong: Hardy Har Har
boney: retro art nouveau, a rare vintage
Elayne: Haha, Prinpoop. Be nice. Dex was as always a delightful luncheon companion.
Bambi lifts her glass in return and says, Good Health to all!
cease: i know that for a fact
Dexter Fong: so there poop...pppphhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttt
boney: or is that an art decco guitar solo
llanwydd: my parents took a vacation in Great Britain a couple of years ago. and I went there in 1984
Merlyn: and lippy the lion
principalpoop: you said pppphhhhhhtttt during lunch, that is how she caught the nasty
Elayne: Must be, Prinpoop!
Dexter Fong: poop: I inhaled on thatpppppppphhhhhhhtttt
Hemlock Stones: i think you can Drop the Great llan
Elayne hasn't inhaled yet.
principalpoop: sure you did, clinton clone
llanwydd: lol, stones
Elayne: I think I'll be inhaling, or at least drinking, some Pepto-Bismol shortly.
Bambi: laptops make a nice heating blanket lol
Hemlock Stones: better as patio heaters Bambi
WildflowerHoney has inhaled and is waiting to exhale
principalpoop: hot tea, or coffee, and hold on the top of your mouth before you swallow
Hemlock Stones: shes turning pink
Bambi: lol stones
principalpoop: breath honey breath
llanwydd: does anyone beside me have internet television?
Bambi: using my laptop and chatting from bed under the covers to keep warm ... it's chilly here
WildflowerHoney: i have the link for it llan
Dexter Fong: llan: Shirley, you joke!
Hemlock Stones: my PC has picked up something Nasty as well Poop, are you sure Fong has been over here today ?
llanwydd: interesting, hon
principalpoop: hehe bambi, oops bad thoughts poop bad thoughts
Hemlock Stones: pr rather hasnt
principalpoop: it is there a british fong loose? omg
Hemlock Stones: ,maybe they are cloning them
Elayne: I'd say it's far likelier I picked up the Nasty during my post-Dex bus trips to and from the hospital cardio unit...
llanwydd: is everybody speaking from where they were born and raised?
Dexter Fong: That would be Nigel "Nasty" Fonge, MBE KBE etc etc
principalpoop: more than 1 fong, an army of fongs
Hemlock Stones: not i
WildflowerHoney: lol dex
Elayne: Keep warm, Bambi, I've had the chills for the last two hours or so.
principalpoop: ahh the bus yes
Mudhead: I started using internet tv when my tv was broken, it was quite satisfactory
WildflowerHoney: not me llan
llanwydd: me neither
principalpoop: plenty of fluids and keep warm
Bambi: thanks Elayne ... the cold gets in the bones and hard to shake it
WildflowerHoney: a down comforter does wonders though, bambi
principalpoop: that hot tea or coffee trick really works
llanwydd: harde to belieffe
principalpoop: i learned from a doctor who was married to alfalfas girl
Bambi: yes, and the warmth from the laptop feels like an electric blanket under the comforter
principalpoop: damn my brain, ahh little rascals
Hemlock Stones: your developing an eastern european accent llan
llanwydd: du gleibe dich?
Bambi: had some hot chocolate ... does that count princep?
WildflowerHoney: lol stones
principalpoop: sure bambi
Hemlock Stones: dont be rediculous Bambi, chocolate cant count
principalpoop: keep it on the top of your mouth as long as you can
Bambi: lol Stones
WildflowerHoney: like on the roof of the mouth, poop?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I we listening to "A shadow..."?
WildflowerHoney wonders why
Dexter Fong: Are
principalpoop: are you are nurse or doctor honey? you know all the words
ah,clem: we were
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem
principalpoop: what was her name?
Hemlock Stones: dont answer that Honey, i will get you a lawyer
Bees'n'Spiders: I've gotta take my mukluks out of the fire... Bye!
ah,clem: now the rise and fall...
||||||||| Around 10:00 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Bye Bye B&S
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bees'n'Spiders by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Mudhead: cya soon Bee's
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
WildflowerHoney: thank you, hemlock you are a gentleman!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: i have to be away from the computer for a little while but will keep my name on
llanwydd: cat, tell me what's the next seemreal production
Bambi: cyl Fred
Hemlock Stones: it will miss you terribly cease but we will try and console it
WildflowerHoney: keep your hat on too, cat
Mudhead: I shall return soon
||||||||| Mudhead departs at 10:02 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bambi: ok, cy when you get back Cat
Bambi: cy when you return Mudhead
WildflowerHoney: alfalfa's girlfriend
Dexter Fong: and Buckwheats Ho
WildflowerHoney: spanky liked her too
ah,clem: bad dex
principalpoop: now now, let us maintain decorum
Bambi: everyone liked Darla lol
Dexter Fong: Just tiling it like it was
llanwydd: but, buhweat id dead
principalpoop: neber make fun like dat
Dexter Fong: Buhweat died id vied nam
WildflowerHoney: dey kiwld buhweet dem batids!
Hemlock Stones: i think you better make that the last glass llan
Dexter Fong: With Lumpy Rotherford
WildflowerHoney: ahhhhh the beaver
Dexter Fong: and Junior Bumstead
Hemlock Stones: wasnt he the harpist with John Lee Hooker Dexter ?
Merlyn: I had dinner with "sunshine" sammy morrison at the laurel & hardy convention in CA years ago
llanwydd: very astute, hs
Dexter Fong: Stones: No, he was the hooker with John Lee Harpist
Bambi: hey Merlyn, happy holidays
Hemlock Stones: ah, yes that makes sense
principalpoop: oh sammy, how how I love yah, how I love yah, my dear old sammy
WildflowerHoney: i served spanky drinks when he was an old wino in colorado, merlyn
llanwydd: is that for real, hon?
llanwydd: that's very funny
WildflowerHoney: indeed, yes at the Leadville Labor Center Bar
principalpoop: where did you get your stutes stones?
ah,clem: kinda sad though
Hemlock Stones: i only had the one stute PP
Dexter Fong: in the states
Merlyn: yeah, spanky was there too, they had lots of the our gang cast there, and one was at each banquet table
Hemlock Stones: i got it from the Insti-tute
principalpoop: a good stute can last for years
Hemlock Stones: i know
WildflowerHoney: if you savor it, poop
Hemlock Stones: and they make excellent pets except in the molting season which lasts rom january to january
principalpoop: stones must savour his
WildflowerHoney: he must
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give everyone a Molten Stute
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a molten stute.
llanwydd: ever do wine and cheese? it's pretty nutritious in my opinion
principalpoop: i had the nickname spanky for a while because, oops wrong chat
Hemlock Stones: yes llan, i used to chop it up real fine and snort it
WildflowerHoney: lol poop most def wrong room
Dexter Fong advises a little OTK for poop
llanwydd: LOL, stones
principalpoop: what kind of cheese? f f f feta?
Dexter Fong: Rah Rah Romano
Hemlock Stones: well i thought it was parmesan but it turned out i just vomited
principalpoop: or brie brie brie?
llanwydd: actually I've got NY cheddar
llanwydd: and chianti
Bambi: limburger? Curley liked limburger cheese ... pretty stinky stuff!
principalpoop: never had that, a delicate new york cheese with just a hint of the hudson river?
Hemlock Stones: you should never rush limburg
principalpoop: yes limburger is strong
Hemlock Stones: you can hear the tugs on a clear night
principalpoop: a good tug can last years
Hemlock Stones: Hudson river PP, no wonder it was so runny
Dexter Fong: llan: According to Nino's GPS, you're in Tacoma Washinton
Bambi: we can hear the train 6 miles away on a clear night
llanwydd: nino doesn't know shit
llanwydd: sorry nino
principalpoop: i can hear the train acoming, it's coming around the bend
Hemlock Stones: well this week it says i am in AOHell
WildflowerHoney: rhat is south of here, stones
Bambi: that's ok, Dex ... Nino says we are in Manteca, California
Hemlock Stones: so i hear on a clear night Honey
ah,clem: lol Bambi
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:15 PM and Bubba's Brain sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: put your heads together and find a joke about Purcellville
Dexter Fong: Hem: Nino's GPS has you in Kansas
llanwydd: I have never been in California, no matter what Nino says
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
principalpoop: hi BB
ah,clem: I'm not that good yet, he he
Bambi: Nino may be right for you Stones ;-)
Dexter Fong: Hiya Bubba
Hemlock Stones: Nino is as lost as i am Dexter
Hemlock Stones: hi Bubba
WildflowerHoney: hi bubba happy solstice
llanwydd: anyway, I'm very serious about us all getting together to party. how many of you guys think you could do it?
Dexter Fong: Hem: Well..how much can you expect from a guy who lives in a steel box
Hemlock Stones: i could do it llan but am not sure about a party
Bubba's Brain: Just wanted to stop in to say hi. Hi. I god a bad code, n m verrrrry sleeeepy.
Dexter Fong: llan: I'm partyin' right now
principalpoop: keep warm, plenty of fluids
Bubba's Brain: I'm trying, pp.
Hemlock Stones: bad code can crash your computer Bubba, try and keep it warm
Bambi: but I like Nino the Great :-)
WildflowerHoney: take nyquil and call me in the morning, bubba
llanwydd: I could have come to see you at thanksgiving, dex
principalpoop: drink hot tea or coffee, and hold on the roof of mouth as long as you can.. thanks honey
Bambi: errrr, Nino the Mind-Boggler
Hemlock Stones: a narrow escape Dex
Bubba's Brain: thanks... will do.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think we're dealing with one of his offspring, Nino the Unecassary
Bambi: hey Bubba, happy holidays ... hope you feel more awake tomorrow ;-)
Dexter Fong: llan: I wasn't home thanksgiving
Hemlock Stones: i second that Bubba
principalpoop: Nino is protecting us from the NSA, misinformation
Bubba's Brain: Thanks.
WildflowerHoney: aha! i thought so, poop
llanwydd: what ridiculous hour is it in the UK, stones?
Bubba's Brain: Nytol.... and this time I really mean Nytol.
||||||||| At 10:19 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bubba's Brain!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
principalpoop: get well soon, night BB
Dexter Fong: Nightie Bub
Bambi: Nino is the great locaton shifter
Hemlock Stones: every hour in the UK is rediculous llan but some moreso than others
Dexter Fong: How many locaton's does he shift
llanwydd: hey bub!
Bambi: night Bubba
Hemlock Stones: its nearly twenty past rediculous now in fact
llanwydd: I get you, hs
principalpoop: she shifts sheets, she's a sheet shifter
Hemlock Stones: i heard only today that Christmas Crackers can no longer be sold to anyone under 16 because of the danger
llanwydd: I just bought two Mahavishnu CDs by mail. "The Inner Mounting Flame" and "Birds of Fire".
llanwydd: Just been listening to them today
cease: they sure used maps alot as plot devices
Hemlock Stones: i have both those albums llan
Dexter Fong: Cat: Spell "maps" backwards and you'll see why
llanwydd: I had known IMF from before but just heard BoF
cease: lol dex
principalpoop: ahh why would they want to crack christmas anyway? the hooligans
llanwydd: pretty great stuff
WildflowerHoney: christmas crack????oh my!!
cease: tile was their xmas piece. the whole show was on a christmas theme
Hemlock Stones: they are not really hooligans PP just miscreants
Dexter Fong: Poop: What about the three wise crackers
cease: great show. turned out to be the last of the mushrooms, i think
cease: ended playing buckley's The Naz
principalpoop: I don't miss the creants, I tape their show
||||||||| 10:24 PM: SirTweenalot jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dexter Fong: Tween, Sir
SirTweenalot: Hail and well met, all...
principalpoop: ahh speaking of crackers, here is tween
Bambi: eeeek! not Spam ... yuk, I hear it comes in email in this country
ah,clem: hey Tweenster
WildflowerHoney jumps and wishes tween a happy yule
Hemlock Stones: pull the other one Poop
SirTweenalot: lol Bambi
Hemlock Stones: Greetings Tweenster
principalpoop: how is your yule going tween?
cease: this is their dopiest mushroom play
SirTweenalot: And a happy yuletide to you as well, Honey...
Hemlock Stones: its as easy as falling off a log PP
ah,clem: I like it Cat
SirTweenalot: I'll be happy when th holidays are over, P lol
principalpoop: this is fun stuff
SirTweenalot: It is pretty silly, Cat ;-)
principalpoop: ahh need a holiday from the holidays ok
SirTweenalot: But lots of fun, as always with them...
ah,clem: does have depth, if you listen very carefully
cease: more dope jokes in this than the others, but it was always a part of thier comedy
SirTweenalot: Quite P
cease: nd it was expected of them, in that atmosphere
WildflowerHoney: it works on so many levels
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
SirTweenalot: I expect most of the audience was well libated ;-)
cease: yes this is a marvelous play
Bambi: hey Tween! Happy Holidays
principalpoop: when is wrestling day stones?
Hemlock Stones: lol
SirTweenalot: Same to you, Ms. Bambi :-)
Hemlock Stones: 26th Dec
cease: johnny's in the basement, mixin up the medicine
principalpoop: is your shoulder well enough to participate this year?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:28 PM and Bunnyboy sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
SirTweenalot: Bob Dylan's back, and he learned to sing real good...
ah,clem: yea, just a quick clip but that was the song
SirTweenalot: Yo Bun...
principalpoop: hip hop bunny
cease: lol tween
Bunnyboy: Quick greets from the new Bunnyship.
cease: hi bunny
cease: no class tonight?
Bambi: hi Bunny, happy holidays
Hemlock Stones: i will merely spectate i think PP
WildflowerHoney: hello bunny hoppy halidaze
SirTweenalot: Good to see you have electricty, Bunny...
principalpoop: i hope it is spectacular then
Hemlock Stones: hey PP, what do you call a man who waves his arms about and talks a lot of bollocks ?
Bambi: Cahterwood pour Tween and Bunny their favorite drink and passes the wine and cheese platter
Bunnyboy: cat: Next term doesn't start until Jan 9th. And no Thursday classes next term, neither!
WildflowerHoney: yay, bun!
cease: so we'll be seeing more of you
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: PBS here in NYC just recently aired two shows, the first about Second City (Chicago) the second about Second City (Toronto) and SCTV
cease: how is the class going?
Hemlock Stones: lol, good answer PP but not the correct one for purposes of current humour, try again, its free
SirTweenalot: These are the audio engineering classes, Bun?
cease: yes, thats a canadian show, dex
Bambi: Catherwood pour Tween and Bunny their favorite drink and passes the wine and cheese platter
||||||||| Catherwood gets tween and bunny their favorite drink and passes the wine and cheese platter.
Bunnyboy: Yeah, only lost power for 35 hours or so. Lucky ones, we.
cease: i think it was a 3 parter up here. it got Really Boring at the end, with the SNL crew
principalpoop: waves his arms and talks a lot of bollocks? I give up, I don't know
Bunnyboy: There are still dark houses in my neighborhood.
Hemlock Stones: A Testiculator
cease: not bad at all, bunny. folks around here were powerfless for several days
ah,clem: nice job Bambi, he he
SirTweenalot: No doubt, Bun. I heard they were having to rebuild parts of the grid from scratch.
Bunnyboy: Tween: Yeah, sound jobbers, rite.
principalpoop ( bunny boy, glad you have it back
Bambi says thanks Clem
principalpoop: guffaw stones
Bunnyboy: pp: Me, too. Not having power makes one feel...powerless.
ah,clem: you are getting good at speaking to the butler
cease: not to mention cold
Bunnyboy: Anyway, I'm currently setting up my new rig, a Dell XPS 410. Dual core, mon!
Dexter Fong: CAT: CBS is airing late Sunday Nights a program called Da Vinci's Inquest, a cop show filmed in Vancouver with lots of local references
principalpoop: no electricity quickly reminds me why most people sleep at night
Dexter Fong: Do you know it?
principalpoop: ahh santa came early
cease: yes, based on real guy, our mayor until recently, now in the senate
SirTweenalot: Sounds speedy, Bun...
cease: i tried to watch an episode but it didnt interest me. seemed an ordinary crime drama
ah,clem: sleep at night or burn the candle at both ends, lol
Hemlock Stones: goes to make cup of tea, brb
Bambi: very nice Bunny! got to work on some an HP Dual Core new computer, and a pair of HP Core 2 Duos with 1GB RAM recently ... sweet!
Bunnyboy: Yes, indeed. I'm installing my apps in a moment, so must dash off again. Ta! Happy Happy, y'all!
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's fairly complicatedly scripted, and every one talks like there in the Movie Fargo
principalpoop: talking about ends again? wrong chat
WildflowerHoney: if they dont get the grid goin soon there will be a rush on dynamo hand crank powered appliances
cease: much happiness and power, bun
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Bambi: course I had to return them to their right ful owners when they were ready LOL
principalpoop: ahh, and get me a crumpet please stones
cease: its the vancouver accent, dex
SirTweenalot: Hungry kitties - brb
WildflowerHoney: nite bunny
Bunnyboy: Bambi: I got 2 Gb of RAM. Slots for up to 4. Eeeowitch!
principalpoop: HH and night bun
WildflowerHoney: dont you mean strumpet, poop?
Hemlock Stones: he thinks i am Hemlock Scones
principalpoop: yes, isn't crumpet the english word for that?
Dexter Fong: I prefer the strombone
Bunnyboy: C is a T, and thus she makes her great P's.
principalpoop: i would have said biscuit
Dexter Fong: Thank Q
Bunnyboy: Paraphrasing Twelfth Night. Shame on me.
principalpoop: is it 12th night already?
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 10:37 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Hemlock Stones: returns with tea and passes PP a hot buttered Strumpet
cease: off you hop
principalpoop: i play the skinflute and bonaphone, oops hot strumpet, watch it ohhhh
principalpoop: wrong chat, ok ok
ah,clem: the square of a hippopotunuse, lol
principalpoop: how do you take your tea stones?
Dexter Fong: That new cellular boneaphone gets under my skin
SirTweenalot: Do you use grow lamps?
Dexter Fong: Why do you ask?
principalpoop: is equal to the sum of the squares of the sides
SirTweenalot: I hear it improves the flavor ;-)
Dexter Fong: This replay moment brought to you by ah.Clem
Hemlock Stones: i can take it or leave it PP
cease: uh oh, this is tile it like it is again.
ah,clem: but a hippo is not square, even in brown shoes
cease: didnt you play this before?
Dexter Fong: and in the dead of night
SirTweenalot: and a white belt
ah,clem: only part of it
Dexter Fong: wearing a brown paper bag
Dexter Fong: By the mighty waters of the Caluga
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:43 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
cease: or the fiery waters of the cayahoga
WildflowerHoney: wb llan=)
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, he's been here before
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
SirTweenalot: Hey LL
Hemlock Stones: Hi llan
llanwydd: damn msn keeps kicking me out
Dexter Fong: pay your dues
principalpoop: hail ca nah bus
SirTweenalot: MSN thinks this chat is subversive...
cease: from abbot and costello to benny
llanwydd: thanks very much for the wbs
SirTweenalot: They do get around, Cat
Hemlock Stones: i have been thrown out of better places than MSN
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, tell MSN to give llanwydd the Gate
||||||||| Catherwood brings llanwydd the gate.
ah,clem: they should think that Tween, we think MSN is subversive
principalpoop: until daddy takes the t-bird away
SirTweenalot: lol Stones
cease: proc does a wonderful benny
SirTweenalot: good one, clem ;-)
principalpoop: martha and the vandals
principalpoop: is this the first version of do the hun?
cease: a timely reference
cease: yes poop
Dexter Fong: poop: Cat would maybe know better but I think it's the earliest recorded version
cease: this is the first
ah,clem: mushroom play circa 1967, Cat can tell ya more
cease: i heard it when it wasa firstr performed
cease: xmas eve, 67
Dexter Fong: Oooh! Mister First Nighter!
cease: i dont understand why nobody else in la taped it
ah,clem: thought it seasonal, :)
SirTweenalot: Must have been very cool, Cat...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Including FST
WildflowerHoney: the folks next door must have got their electric bill today this is the first night i haven't had to wear sunglasses in my bedroom ya'd think they would turn off the christmas lights at least by 2am
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llan close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
WildflowerHoney mutters humbug to herself
cease: indeed dex
cease: indeed honey
llan: the webmasters are fucking with me and I'm pissed off
SirTweenalot: People do get carried away, Honey...
WildflowerHoney: wow deja vu llan
Dexter Fong: Attention MSN: Interloper! Danger! Danger! Will Robinson
llan: I'm joking of course
WildflowerHoney: lol dex
principalpoop: better than being pissed on unless well wrong chat
llan: I cannot get on here as llanwydd
ah,clem: you live next to the Grizwalds, Honey?
WildflowerHoney: here in new mexico we call it abducted, tween
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, this is the right place..Tourette's Syndrome, right?
SirTweenalot: The worldwide conspiracy has discovered and even _bigger_ conspiracy!
principalpoop: bush bush cheney bush
WildflowerHoney: grizwaldez yeh
principalpoop: ahhh I feel better now
Dexter Fong: Tween: But of course that's just the cover story
cease: ah, life in the day
SirTweenalot: lol Honey
llan: I've been drinking a nice chianti. anybody else been drinking anything?
cease: origin of dwarf and 2 places
SirTweenalot: lol Dex
principalpoop: coffee for the poop
cease: my usual sangria
Dexter Fong: llan: Cheap Vodka
SirTweenalot: Not at the moment, LL
ah,clem: JL turns around and shows the banner on the back of his shirt that reads, for reliable and afforable web hosting contact email@example.com
ah,clem: he he
WildflowerHoney: i started with eggnog and ripple but switched to coffee
SirTweenalot: A walking billboard, eh clem?
Dexter Fong nods in appreciation of Heny's eclectic menu
||||||||| Hemlock Stones enters at 10:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Dexter Fong: Honey's
cease: had a great eggnog pudding at restaurant last night
SirTweenalot: That's quite a combination, Honey...
llan: I drank chianti because I was having fra diavolo
ah,clem: the other side says "this space for rent"
Hemlock Stones : ty
Hemlock Stones : had to bump off a clone
SirTweenalot: frau diavolo stopped by?
Dexter Fong: Hem: Just thought you'd like to know that there are now 2 of you in kansas
SirTweenalot: lol clem
principalpoop: a good clone can last years
llan: I don't often prepare fra diavolo
SirTweenalot: There are so many on the loose these days...
llan: by the way I've got about 6 oz left of cheddar. what should I do with it?
Dexter Fong: Free Diavolo
Hemlock Stones : no comment llan
SirTweenalot: Got mice?
principalpoop: wrong chat llan
Dexter Fong: llan: Wrap it up and put it in the refrigerator?
cease: the cartoon here is interminable
SirTweenalot: And welcome to the The Firesign Gourmet show...
ah,clem: did Bambi fall asleep?
Hemlock Stones : mice apparenlty dont like cheese very much , they prefer chocolate
llan: got mice?...... no.
cease: i read that, stones
SirTweenalot: Apparently, clem
principalpoop: i think so, nice and toasty under the blanket
ah,clem: would not be surprised, we had a big dinner
Dexter Fong hollers "WAKE UP BAMBI!"
WildflowerHoney: stones tits like cheese, though i have watched them on his webcam
cease: they did a lot of commercial parodies from the beginning
Hemlock Stones : dont tell everyone i have tits Honey
llan: I also bought this "Dylan and the Dead" CD. how many of you have heard that album?
Dexter Fong: Honey: Wrong chat, interesting..but wrong
WildflowerHoney: great tits blue tits etc
SirTweenalot: Whaaaa? honey lol
ah,clem: better check, she had a notebook on her lap...
principalpoop: wow honey, stones never let me see his tits
llan: anything you can make with cheese and eggs?
SirTweenalot: Not moi, LL
Dexter Fong: I hoid of 'em
Dexter Fong: llan: Omelet?
SirTweenalot: Scrambled eggs?
WildflowerHoney: ahhhhhhh an omlette, llan?
cease: this worked better on stage
principalpoop: cool sounds anyway :D
llan: that's an idea, dex. thanks
Dexter Fong: Bon Appetivo, llan
principalpoop: quiche llan
Bambi: gotta break some eggs to make an omelet ... was definitiely cat knapping
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: quiche me you fool
WildflowerHoney: oooooh quiche real men eat quiche
llan: quiche, princep? would that I knew how
Hemlock Stones : its a lie
principalpoop: we were polite, and did not mention your incredibly loud and manly snoring bambi
WildflowerHoney: wb bambi lol
Dexter Fong: llan: Try a cookbook?
cease: you need flour and milk
Hemlock Stones : dont forget the whistling too PP
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: ...and an oven
SirTweenalot: lol P
principalpoop: whistling too, I thought that was the train going by, oh my
Bambi: thanks ... glad to hear it princep lol
Hemlock Stones : or maybe a vaudeville duo
principalpoop D lol
Dexter Fong: and over poop we threw a shining steel rail
Hemlock Stones : it wont hold him Dex
Bambi: LOL Stones
llan: so, cat. let us in on the great strains of beesters
cease: rock a feller
Dexter Fong: Hem: It's the shiny part that traps him...like a magpie in a sequin factory
principalpoop: cheese and eggs, the opening vaudeville duo for pancakes and syrup
WildflowerHoney: lol dex
cease: snake and bacon
SirTweenalot: Been reading a book called Citizen Hughes. Ole Howard really did try to buy the country.
principalpoop: ahh, a shiny thing, fascinating
Hemlock Stones : is that the Mason Dixon gambit i heard so much about Dexter ?
principalpoop: clarence snake?
Hemlock Stones : i polished it specially for you PP
Dexter Fong: Tween: He was surely eccentric but he did stop some really corrupt semators dead in their tracks...shining steel tracks now that I think about it
cease: i think i read that, tween
principalpoop: it is a cool shiny thing, look at it, wow
cease: reading new twane bio now. fantastic
WildflowerHoney: clarence bigmouth snake he played with the footflappers if i remember correctly
principalpoop: that is him, hard to forget a man of clarence's stature
Hemlock Stones : those semators are not as bad as the full on versions though are they Dexter ?
Dexter Fong: Hem: I think you mean the Manson-Nixon gambit
SirTweenalot: He sure tried to buy Nixon. Was obsessed with the atomic tests so close to Las Vegas.
Hemlock Stones : What i dont mean wont hurt me Dexter
WildflowerHoney: i remember the manson-nixon line
cease: they sure made this funnier on dwarf
llan: hey, hemlock stones. I'll pay you to send me a steak and kidney pie
Hemlock Stones : they are the ones who just horse about boney
cease: thats a good line
Dexter Fong: Hem: We'll be the judge of that
boney: buy Nixon? I can't give Nixon away
SirTweenalot: Neat to hear the begginings of future albums.
WildflowerHoney: is reading " A Long Strange Trip" by Dennis McNally at the moment
||||||||| Catherwood snorts derisively "It's 11:06 PM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug.
Hemlock Stones : its illegal to send pies to the USA now llan, they might fly into buildings or something
cease: wow. the philster
Merlyn: Hey phil!
Dexter Fong: I liked that book by Ian Rand and Mcnally
llan: Hey Phil!
SirTweenalot: Can we give Bush away, Boney?
Phil Austin: Ho ho ho, and Merry Everything from the austins
WildflowerHoney: Oooh hello and happy yule Phil
Dexter Fong: Hey, Plummei\ting Phil is here
SirTweenalot: Hello there Mr. Phil :=)
Hemlock Stones : Good Evening of Great One
cease: he opens a closet and phil austin pops out
Bambi: hi Phil, Happy Holidays!
WildflowerHoney: catherwood pass the logs around
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside WildflowerHoney and asks "Someone mention my name?"
ah,clem: good evening Mr. Phil
Merlyn: Merry Cheney, phil
Phil Austin: Our power is on and the xmas lights are bright and we've finally got a phone and DSL
SirTweenalot: lol Merl
Bambi: Happy Holidays to the austins from the cliffs of rad to Phil ;-)
llan: how you been, Phil?
principalpoop: good evening and happy holidays
cease: abcd goldfish. is that a vaudeville line i should know?
SirTweenalot: Just a tad of wind up there, or so I heard...
principalpoop: ahh super, wb to the world
cease: good for you, phil
SirTweenalot: How long were you without power, Phil?
WildflowerHoney: too long, i'm sure
principalpoop: http://www.archive.org/details/XMinus1_A cool old radio sci-fi
llan: I've been having chianti and fra diavolo over here
Phil Austin: tween: power wasn't so bad, for once. usually we lose power here if a cloud passes over
SirTweenalot: Bambi's on the edge of rad...
SirTweenalot: lol Phil
principalpoop: better get a home on the range then
Bambi: so happy to hear about the Christmas lights, phone and DSL Phil. How long was the power off before they found that guy who stole the zeppelin tube?
cease: i just used tunnel under the city in my dvd project, poop
cease: my fave sf radio play
Bambi: XM1 is one of my all time favorites princep
WildflowerHoney: reddy kilowatt is gunna get coal in his stocking this year!!
Merlyn: hey thanks PP, I'll send that link to the other radio people here
SirTweenalot: Tranks for the link, P. Looks cool :-)
principalpoop: a friend sent it to me today, and I immediately thought of you guys
cease: drug centres
SirTweenalot: Mystery Play Radio plays their stuff sometimes.
llan: anybody ever seen a silent movie called the adventures of prince achmed?
llan: I happen to have it
principalpoop: ach med? ach tongue and say awww
Dexter Fong: llan: Can you dub it to CD?
SirTweenalot: Nope, LL
llan: I don't know how, dex. sorry
cease: was that a network show? i thought it was some bad local LA thing
Dexter Fong: llan: ahh a silent movie on CD...?
Bambi: would love to see it llanwydd ... always enjoy those silent movies
llan: I call it a psychedelic film. It's an animated feature from 1926. german
principalpoop: 6 ounces of new york cheddar and the adventures of prince achmed, santa is spoiling you llan
SirTweenalot: Any chance of a new album sometime next year, Phil? Lord knows the Bush administration has provided rich material...
Bambi: did you get it as a re-release on DVD or the orginal celulose?
WildflowerHoney: lol poop
llan: princep, don't you have tcm?
principalpoop: i have a tv, don't use it much
ah,clem: plan-i-toad, lol
Phil Austin: tween: new anything is iffy with us.
SirTweenalot: Is that like a meune, clem?
llan: I am a connoseur (sic?) of the early silent films
SirTweenalot: Really sorry to hear it, Phil...
principalpoop: the anniversary photo was wonderful
llan: hey phil!
WildflowerHoney: i have been watching movies and shows online with quicksilverscreen.com
Bambi: yes, as has the Congress Tween lol
ah,clem: was a ref to the feed, you will hear it soon
Merlyn: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Prince_Achmed
SirTweenalot: Been enjoying Weirdly Cool recently, Phil. That was a great thing to do...
llan: I'd love to hear a sequel to 2Places Phil
SirTweenalot: Indeed, Bam ;-)
llan: or even EYKIW
cease: 3 places?
llan: yea 3 p
cease: there was a mini eykiw update for npr a decade or so ago
Dexter Fong: How about waiting for the electricians or someone like them
llan: I just got two Mahavishnu cds in the mail
llan: Inner Mounting Flame and Birds of Fire
Phil Austin: I'm not sure what I'd like to do. I've tried to promote them - us - doing an album entirely over the web, but not much enthusiasm.
Dexter Fong: llan: There was another guy here with your name who told us that
SirTweenalot: And of course the XM bits on EYKIW...
llan: I can't imagine why not, phil
SirTweenalot: Nice tunes, LL
cease: cuz they're into doing other things?
llan: you know them, tween?
SirTweenalot: Yeah, I've heard some cuts. Really like McLaughlin's work.
SirTweenalot: Do you have Inner Worlds, LL?
Phil Austin: catster: no, just the usual lack of someone offering us money to do something.
cease: he was greatr on Jack Johnson
Phil Austin: aha, indeed
SirTweenalot: That do make a difference, Phil...
cease: i got the impression ossman was into getting books published and publicized now
Dexter Fong: Must go and park the car, later to those of you and later to the rest
cease: from his chat here a few weeks back
principalpoop: hail rita
Merlyn: can't scare up financers like that
SirTweenalot: Happy parking, Dex
WildflowerHoney: good luck finding a parking spot dex
Phil Austin: I don't think we've ever done anything together that it wasn't the starting point, at least
cease: from kpfk onward?
Phil Austin: dex: there's something comforting in the relationship between you and that car
cease: those sneaky little yellow stains too, another line that didnt make it to dwarf but was a great line
cease: ah clem
WildflowerHoney: reminds me of "my mother, the car
Phil Austin: cat: I think probably from the first record on
cease: must be great to have people offer you money for your productions
llan: anybody seen anything fantastic on "Nova" or something?
ah,clem: true cat, I noticed that too, but forgot to mention it
Phil Austin: cat: indeed, it's very comforting and frees up the mind considerably
SirTweenalot: I see nino has me in California this week. Not even close...
cease: like knowing youll be hanged forthwith
principalpoop: make a movie, somebody would produce it
SirTweenalot: No TV here for almost 2 years, LL
cease: freak for a week
llan: who will be hanged? do you have information we don't have?
cease: a movie would cost a lot more than an audio project
ah,clem: yea, nino is a bit confused
cease: icy the big dog has just charged in
llan: who's your favorite actor, phil?
Hemlock Stones : Ok folks i have to call it a day now
SirTweenalot: I'm southeast of LA allright... waaaay southeast
WildflowerHoney: goodnight, hemlock
Hemlock Stones : thanks for the fun again.
cease: its late where you are, stones
principalpoop: night stones, cheerio
SirTweenalot: Rest and mend well, Stones...
llan: must be more than a day. I'd call it a night, stones
Hemlock Stones : thanks tween
Hemlock Stones : you can catch me on BBC Radio Lancashire a week on Saturday at 10 PM GMT
Phil Austin: nite, stones.
principalpoop: break a leg HS
Hemlock Stones : and good night and and excellent holiday to you to Phil
SirTweenalot: ooooh, don't say that P lol
WildflowerHoney: lol p
principalpoop: ok, oops, break a clavicle
Hemlock Stones : i think i have learned my lesson now Tween
WildflowerHoney: bad, pp bad!
SirTweenalot: Benn there, done that...
llan: a clavicle would be a tall order
principalpoop: i will spank myself, oops wrong chat again
WildflowerHoney: dont break your claviola, stones
Phil Austin: llan: i'm thinking. In a weird way, I'd say Joel McRea because of my love for Preston Sturges' stuff
cease: not for lebovitz
SirTweenalot: Or your clavichord
llan: LOL Phil
Hemlock Stones : have a good time all and special thanks to Clem, Bambi and Merlyn for making it all possible
llan: mine has always been Lon Chaney
Phil Austin: and a merry christmas to you Stones, and all the Baker Street Orphans
WildflowerHoney: happy holidaze one and all see you next week
llan: but then, the firesign theatre taught me an awful lot about theatre
Hemlock Stones : God Bless you Sir
SirTweenalot: Same to you Honey
ah,clem: good night Stones, stop in cni Saturday if ya can
Hemlock Stones : will try to clem
llan: I've seen Sullivan's Travels, Phil. I was quite impressed
||||||||| Hemlock Stones departs at 11:33 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
SirTweenalot: Yeah, they should have their new Mac up and running by then.
cease: i must see more
cease: ossman's namesake
ah,clem: not here yet, hopefully tomorrow Tweeny
llan: must be very late on stones end
SirTweenalot: 5 hours difference from EST, I do believe.
Phil Austin: the odd thing about sturges is the combo of writing and directing talent together. seldom happens. The consistency of the performances in his films is scary.
ah,clem: yes, late night for Stones
ah,clem: about 04:30 I think
principalpoop: yes ah, clem
llan: I never really followed sturges, phil. although as I say, I saw Sullivan's Travels
SirTweenalot: Now that's a true fan ;-)
cease: i saw it in film class in 72. not since
SirTweenalot: I think Bambi has nodded off again...
ah,clem: probably, but she is fine
Phil Austin: sullivan's travels is/are certainly the most widely seen, but Palm Beach Story is my favorite
ah,clem: just sleepy
llan: not familiar with Palm Beach Story, Phil
cease: will rent them
Phil Austin: The Great McGinty as well
llan: don't know that one either
||||||||| Outside, the 11:38 PM uptown bus from Tempe pulls away, leaving oldiesfan coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
principalpoop: hi oldiesfan
Phil Austin: at any rate, using McRea as his leading man and delivering that dialogue deadpan and at the right speed just always gets to me
llan: my alltime favorite film is "Napoleon" (1927)
cease: no newbies need apply?
ah,clem: welcome in
oldiesfan: yo poopster
SirTweenalot: Hey oldie
oldiesfan: yo tween
oldiesfan: and a "ty" to mr. ah clem
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| WildflowerHoney - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
SirTweenalot: T T Timing is everything...
principalpoop: ohh the fiddlers
cease: that was a great line. body death
cease: that was a line i remembered for decades between hearings of that play
llan: well folks, I had great fun tonight. glad phil stopped by too. I plan to stop by again in about 150 hours.. Anybody going to be here? I'll bet there will be
Merlyn: I'm counting the hours, llan
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!', just granted probation at 11:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
ah,clem: computer problem, sorry, need to clean my mouse, sorry
cease: hour hours
SirTweenalot: I might stop by, LL
oldiesfan: i don't get the tb guide anymore...does anyone know if "look out for father" with danny nose is still on?
cease: ah, in from the snow
principalpoop: good luck with the cheddar and mahruvishnu
SirTweenalot: Hey there Dave!
Merlyn: those dirty mouse balls will get ya
SirTweenalot: And he brought his blizzard dog with him as well...
principalpoop: hi dave and katie
Merlyn: hey dave
llan: good night folks. great to see you all again!
SirTweenalot: lol Oldie
Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!: damnit, I didn't realize what time it was, so it looks like I hit the tail end of it all, hahahaah pardon the pun, wagg wagg wagg goes Katie's tail in the snow, it's a mess out there
principalpoop: have a super week llan
SirTweenalot: Bye LL
cease: hm, how did that artifact get there?
SirTweenalot: Brought in by Indiana Jones, no doubt
cease: there was a second from the benedictin in the middle there
Merlyn: Denver getting snowed in dave? Phil's from there, I think. Nino thinks you're in New Jersey
SirTweenalot: Clem playing with his chromimum switch again?
cease: bet hes glad hes not there now
Phil Austin: Dave: still around and nice to hear from you
SirTweenalot: I heard Denver was going to get clobbered with snow.
oldiesfan: all that's left on the grocery store shelves in denver is loostner's castor oil flakes
Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!: nino is severely mistaken, yeah I'm back from CA, so I'm in dEnver, Katie had a blast running in the snow for a good hour, didn't seem to get cold even though she doesn't have a very thick coat, she's tired now, but taking her out was not fun yesterday, it was really windy, it's stopped now, but this is probably the worst we've had, my grandparents won't be able to get here until the day after xmas, so xmas will be a few days late it seems
SirTweenalot: I caught it, JL ;-)
principalpoop: glad you are ok dave
principalpoop: why do mice have such small balls? most of them cannot dance.
cease: icy loves the snow too
Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!: yeah doing ok, recoverring from a cold, but did a lot of music cleaning today, getting rid of the shmaltz records and all that, you can actually see my sterio now that I cleaned all the CDs off of it, yay! need to find Phil's book that Cat gave me though
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llan - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
SirTweenalot: Thranks much Clem :-)
principalpoop: several in tonight with colds or starting to have colds, that time of year...
cease: Phil's book? Tales of the Old Detective, the audio book? yes that owuld be appropriate
principalpoop: thank you thank you ahhh, clem
oldiesfan: old detective or old defective?
principalpoop: toad away
ah,clem: thank you all, and keep smiling, or smirking at least
Merlyn: thanks again, clem
Bambi: have a great Holidays! Thanks again everyone for the great Chistmas gifts
cease: phil reading his tales, with a bit of music
SirTweenalot: We may actually get a few snowflakes in Austin this weekend. That just don't happen here.
cease: keep em flying, clem
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 11:51 PM train to Manteca.
principalpoop: night keepers of the root, merry christmas
SirTweenalot: Same to you, Bambi. See ya Saturday...
Dexter Fong: Baaack
principalpoop: wb fong
Dexter Fong: Night Clem
principalpoop: Rita in a good mood tonight?
SirTweenalot: Find a decent parking spot?
Dexter Fong: poop: Wife had held a space with her office car
SirTweenalot: Sneeky, Dex
principalpoop: ahh, that is almost cheating, don't make rita angry
Phil Austin: good night everyone and merry x. I'm going to go work on a blog post.
Dexter Fong: Tween: It's urban warfare and anything is fair
cease: much merryment to you and oona, phil
principalpoop: glad you have power and internet again, all the best sir
||||||||| Phil Austin rushes off, saying "11:54 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Night Phil and Happy Holdaysw
Merlyn: bye phil
Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!: happy X to you Phil, hi there Dex!
SirTweenalot: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave and Rough to Katie
||||||||| oldiesfan leaves at 11:55 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bambi: hi Dave and Katie the snow dog! Happy Holidays! (Bambi fell asleep at the laptop again!)
cease: meow to everyone
principalpoop: you did not snore that time bambi but who is lance? as in Oh lance yes!
||||||||| boney departs at 11:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
principalpoop: oki boney
SirTweenalot: LOL P
principalpoop: don't upset katie cat
principalpoop: she will be running around the room looking for the source of the meow
SirTweenalot: Yeah, I'm off to other endeavours myself. Maybe see some of you at the Saturday chat. Happy and Healthy to all...
cease: katie cat? is that like scaredy cat?
||||||||| 11:58 PM -- SirTweenalot left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Night Tween and seasonings be upon you
cease: see you tween
Merlyn: me too, getting late here
Bambi: night Tweeny!
cease: hey, you took my seasonings
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thanks for the host
principalpoop: katie cease sounded even worse, I will jump the bus, night and love to all
cease: off you merl
principalpoop: thanks M
||||||||| "Hey principalpoop!" ... principalpoop turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: night princep
Dexter Fong: He left under duress, and a tight Angora sweater
||||||||| Merlyn is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 12:00 AM.
Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!: lol! Katie loves cats, but she did well when my friend had cats at his parents house, course she knew I would get angry with her if she tried to play with them, the cats weren't really happy with her, smile, she's passed out now though from running in the snow
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Well, I goota lot to do before bed time so I'll say night to all and to all a good night
cease: off we go then
cease: next week all
||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 12:01 AM.
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!: merry christmas to all, and to all a good night, WOOF WOOF!
||||||||| Dave & Katie the blizzard dog! dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dave & Katie the blizzard dog!?! It's 12:13 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| boney enters at 12:17 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
boney: feeling better, Bambi?
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/blueline-3-srd-fcc2-tca.jpg Here it is!
boney: Where did everybody go?
||||||||| boney says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, boney exits at 12:29 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."