A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 04, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers sak in through the front door at 7:55 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 8:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sak - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "9:13 AM? 9:13 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Firebroiled should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Firebroiled enters and sits on the divan.
Firebroiled: Live in the Future! It's just starting now . . .
||||||||| At 9:14 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 6:26 PM and amrcode waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| It's 6:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| amrcode - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:20 PM downtown bus from Austin pulls away, leaving 110thTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
110thTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| 110thTweeny leaves at 7:21 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| porgie steals in around 8:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:42 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Correction: coughing *out* a cloud of diesel fumes
Dexter Fong: (i'm away)
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:51 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Bambi: howdy
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Bambi: gotta watch those fumes Dex ;-)
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi and JL
Bambi: Tween was here andfell off the boat?
Bambi: hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Swept overboard by a rogue wave
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease gets out at 9:03 PM.
Bambi: those rogue waves are killers
Bambi: hi Cat
cease: sounds like a bad wertmuller flick
Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat
cease: hi bam
cease: hey dex
cease: your whole govt isnt insane anymore
cease: im just watching pelosi on nbc news
Dexter Fong: But they're still not responsible
Bambi: really? I was under the impression that there was no way to really change that lol
cease: i dont know about a lot of people, ah clem
cease: there's a firesign line about "tons of people. very Heavy people"
Dexter Fong: lots of people...whole city blocks of them
Bambi: or one woman but it would have to be a really heavy woman according to "Arthur" ... but there it is.
Dexter Fong: Arthur Muray the Great Dance Instructor
cease: i hjope i live long enough that "first black governor of mass" or first female speaker of us house is no longer part of the news
Bambi: Deputy Dan has no friends
cease: no, just fiends
Bambi: lol
Bambi: mass media wouldn't know real news if it hit them up side the head it seems
Bambi: gotta love those radio times lol
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne falls out at 9:15 PM.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Bambi: hi Elayne!
Elayne: Won't be staying too long tonight, can't even make it to the computer room. I love my new laptop, I can now do this whilst watchint TV.
Bambi: it was great that you made it to the show for abit Saturday :-)
Bambi: cool!
Elayne: I still don't quite have the hang of the keyboard, though.
Elayne: Will try to make it again this Saturday, Bambi.
Bambi: laptop keyboard's definitely take some getting used to ... don't think you ever learn to like them (other than the convenience) ;-)
cease: hey el
Bambi: great! We love getting to see you
cease: i see the xenadrine folks got fined again today
Elayne: Cat, please email me your current address, my holiday card to you was returned...
Elayne: elayneriggs@yahoo.com
cease: oh, ok el
||||||||| 9:19 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Dexter Fong: That long?
Bambi: hey Merlyn
Merlyn: Boo-urns
||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
principalpoop: hollo
Dexter Fong: Hey PPP
Bambi: hey PrinceP
cease: merl, poop
principalpoop: happy new year
Elayne: Hi Brian and prinpoop!
Dexter Fong: Felize Navidad
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and 110thTweeny plummets into the garden at 9:21 PM.
principalpoop: bonne annee
principalpoop: ahh tween
Bambi: hey Tween
cease: felize? isnt that french honduras?
Elayne: Hi Twen!
Dexter Fong: th Tween
110thTweeny: I hereby call this meeting of the Surrealist Party to order...
Bambi: wow, didn't realize the made 109 previous versions of you Tween ;-)
110thTweeny: Evenin' folks...
Dexter Fong: Cat That's Feliziano the blind singer Cat
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Hemlock Stones gets out at 9:22 PM.
principalpoop: am I on the sure real list?
Elayne: Hello Stones!
Merlyn: David Ossman's book was the top seller softback for the Seattle Mystery Bookshop for December, and tied for 19th for the year's best
principalpoop: argh stones
110thTweeny: I thought felize was just east of mexico...
cease: the bland singer?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Elayne
Dexter Fong: Come in Stones...you must be quenched
cease: merl, my copy still hasnt come in mail yet
Hemlock Stones: well i see the usual suspects are nearly all here
Bambi: no, no...felize is that thing that Jason had to go find in the ancient stories
110thTweeny: Catherwood, please pour everybody some Hemlock...
||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody some hemlock.
Bambi: hey Stones!
cease: of course seattle is his town, merl. lets see how it does in nyc
Hemlock Stones: yoiu can turn the hose off now Dexter
Merlyn: TO society!
principalpoop: i am not usual, or so I have been told, I have always depended on the kindess of strangers
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
||||||||| Honey Sanchez sashays in at 9:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
110thTweeny: Dexter's hosed again?
Bambi: Tween, could I have a little honey with that Hemlock?
principalpoop: jason? the guy with the ski mask?
Hemlock Stones: i am a Fregan too, Poop
Honey Sanchez: hello and happy new year, folks :)
110thTweeny: Ms. Honey
Bambi: Honey that
Dexter Fong: I'm a Proud Honorary Hoser
Bambi: Honey, that is lol
cease: honey
Hemlock Stones: hi Hon
110thTweeny: lol Bambi
principalpoop: hola honey, nice knockers HNY
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
Dexter Fong: Hi Honey
Bambi: well, talk about being psychotic lol
Honey Sanchez: evening el :)
Bambi: hey Honey
Hemlock Stones: keep your hands off those Poop,
Honey Sanchez: paranoid too hey somebody talking about me !!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmm
principalpoop: who mentioned my tic? are you talking about me again? why are you all against me?
principalpoop: not you honey, me me me
Hemlock Stones: its an arrangement we have Poop
Bambi: was just asking Tween for some Honey with the Hemlock he asked C a t h e r w o o d give everyone ;-)
Dexter Fong: Honey: Don't listen to the voices..play loud music
cease: keep hands off poop? easily done
||||||||| Mudhead tiptoes in around 9:26 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Honey Sanchez: lol poop it's me i just know it
Hemlock Stones: hi Mud
110thTweeny: You're never safe with a paranoid...
principalpoop: i would not touch me with a 10 foot pole
Elayne: Hey Mudhead!
Dexter Fong: Hi Mudhead
Mudhead: hi folkz
principalpoop: oh look, mud is here
Honey Sanchez turns up the Rammstein to 11
cease: charles rangel refers to bush as "this guy"
cease: delicious
Honey Sanchez: hi muddhead
110thTweeny: Or alone with a schizophenic
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Mudhead: hi sweety
Hemlock Stones: I gave you guys a mention on Radio last weekend but dont worry it wasnt flattering
principalpoop: felix david niven
Dexter Fong 's lights go dim
cease: ok stones, we wont worry
cease: is that archived somewhere?
110thTweeny: Samurai Cat pulls his Murasama
principalpoop: maybe, yes no, be quiet pp, I won't pp both of you stop it pp
Dexter Fong: Yeah, who's worried, fellah?
Mudhead: I think they took Saddam to the lawn party an a lynchin
||||||||| porgie bounds in at 9:28 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: alfred e. oldman
principalpoop: ahh porgie
Honey Sanchez: hey porgie that was my knocker!!
Elayne: Hey Porgie!
Dexter Fong: Tween: That's a lovely Dressing Gown
Honey Sanchez: hi =)
principalpoop: give honey back her knocker porgie
Dexter Fong: Porge, you're a whiteman?
Mudhead: give em both back
Bambi: Thanks Stones (I think) ;-) ... I am not sure what to think about that LOL
110thTweeny: Why, Dexter, didn't you know that I'm a Corporate Transvestite?
cease: good one, tween
Merlyn: incorporated in delaware
principalpoop: tween is a cross dresser? that is so 2006.....
Dexter Fong: Both Mergers *and* Acquisitions?
Elayne: Tween, is that anything like an Executive Transvestite?
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
Bambi: what of princep, and what of princep (stated as Star Trek orig series And What of Lazarus)
Bambi: hey porgie
110thTweeny: Only in the UK, E ;-)
cease: isnt he dead yet?
Hemlock Stones: you can listen to it or download it here Bambi
Hemlock Stones: http://otwradio.blogspot.com/
principalpoop: kali lee, kali lee, kali cahhh, song from originial star trek series
Honey Sanchez: hijola!! Catherwood, please pour me a shot of tequila
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a shot of tequila.
Bambi: Stones, thanks for the email on the stanus crapola
110thTweeny: Not until Dendron gets rid of their tin-can phone system, Stones...
Merlyn: gimmie a shot of the brooklyn bridge, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn a shot of the brooklyn bridge.
110thTweeny: I'll take a double barrel...
Bambi: delaware or nevada maybe lol
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, pour me a concrete basement floor
||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong a concrete basement floor.
principalpoop: stanus crapola, a movie director right?
Honey Sanchez: heavy drinking tonight i see, dex
Merlyn: catherwood, tell me about your recent hernia
||||||||| Catherwood tells Merlyn about your recent hernia.
110thTweeny: Are you aware of Nevada?
110thTweeny: Del is...
Hemlock Stones: Ouch ! catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Hemlock Stones and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Hemlock Stones: post op types are just so touchy
Elayne: Must go, too tired to see.
Dexter Fong: Honey: YOu see? You some kinda phscic hic hic
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:33 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: thanks Stones will check it out later from the cheese log :-)
principalpoop: night E
||||||||| BobDCaterino sashays in at 9:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
principalpoop: i was trying to figure out if I am aware of Nevada, I thought so, but now I am not sure
Hemlock Stones: Hey Bob
110thTweeny: Best to you and your calcium deposits, Stones...
Honey Sanchez: happy new year bob i haven't seen you since last year!!!
110thTweeny: Hello... Bob....
Hemlock Stones: kind of you to say that sir Tween
Dexter Fong: Another Knocker knocker
cease: el left?
BobDCaterino: Hey gang, hope all is well
principalpoop: yes bob HNY
Dexter Fong: Yeah Cat
Bambi: night E!
Bambi: hey BobDC
Hemlock Stones: i have nicer tits though Dexter
cease: that was quick
principalpoop: lots of knockers this year
Honey Sanchez: shush!!! stones
cease: hi bob
Honey Sanchez: i hear it is the year of the knocker, poop
Dexter Fong: Hemlock, my dear lad..I hadn't asked, but it is nice to know...(let me write that down)
principalpoop: a waiting room full of boobs
110thTweeny: Bob is in DC? I thought Nancy Pelosi handled herself quite well today. Almost a state of the union address...
Bambi: there's your other knocker Honey ... grab it quick!
cease: better than the year of the knocked out
Hemlock Stones: you can see them here Dex
Hemlock Stones: http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/b/bluetit/index.asp
110thTweeny: Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya
Honey Sanchez: a nice bird site if i do say so myself
principalpoop: ahht tits breeding hehe
BobDCaterino: Hi Cease, Honey,Pooper and ............................Bambi and ...
110thTweeny: You've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher...
Merlyn: how can I miss him if he won't go away?
Hemlock Stones: hasnt everyone Tween ?
110thTweeny: lol
principalpoop: mao had nice gams I heard
principalpoop: castro too, but hairy
Honey Sanchez: short but shweet, poop
cease: what is the nick danger where nick goes on about gams
110thTweeny: Contractual Obligation Album
cease: on and on
Hemlock Stones: over here its usually the Liberals who wear the fishnet stockings, cant remember what the women wear though
cease: might have been that radio series of shorts
110thTweeny: flapping your gams again, cease?
Honey Sanchez: boxers or briefs?
principalpoop: you have legs all the way up to your ahh, bottom?
110thTweeny: LOL Stones
BobDCaterino: Her beautiful gams pinioned under the couch?
Honey Sanchez: sensible brown shoes, stones
Hemlock Stones: (lifts couch to get a better look )
BobDCaterino: I will be brief, Ali was good in his day.
principalpoop: watch your back and clavicle stones
Hemlock Stones: currently talking about Ali on BBC world service Bob
110thTweeny: We use air vents for that in America, Stones...
Bambi: short shorts?
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
BobDCaterino: <--hasn't owened underwear since 68
principalpoop: poor porgie
Hemlock Stones: hi Porgie
110thTweeny: Isn't that JS Bach? The well-tuned clavicle?
principalpoop: wrong chat Bob
110thTweeny: Ah, well, it's been nice Bob lol
BobDCaterino: eeewwww
Hemlock Stones: i suppose you have to rent it Bob
Bambi: under the couch? might feel better than a mamogram lol
Honey Sanchez: i remember you now bob the laundrymat bandit !!!!
principalpoop: you are thinking of chicklets, good gams
Honey Sanchez gasps in suprise
BobDCaterino: damn your good
110thTweeny: Bob uses the rent-to-own plan...
Honey Sanchez: ouch!! bambi
BobDCaterino: Rent it was in the tip of my fingers
principalpoop: ahh, clem is in
Honey Sanchez: lol
Hemlock Stones: we have a share scheme over here but naturally theres isnt much room
110thTweeny: Hey Clem. Hope you're feeling up to par :-)
principalpoop: glad you are feeling better ahhh, clem
Mudhead: YaY for ah,clems immune system
BobDCaterino: ahclem is fading fast
Hemlock Stones: (lifts Par to compare it with Clem, Clem wins by an inch or so
ah,clem: ...
110thTweeny: Nice clip, Clem :-)
cease: ah this is the april fools thing
cease: i have this
110thTweeny: Yeah, the NPR bits were also underappreciated...
principalpoop: hehe he said ewoks hehe
Dexter Fong: whoa ...dangerously grey
Bambi: nice that Clem is feeling better more than not now :-)
cease: yes they improve with more hearings. last week, right?
110thTweeny: The 100th Congress convened today, for those of you who don't follow politics...
Mudhead: You forgot me
110thTweeny: Oops 110th
BobDCaterino: Thats why Firesign fans are fine tuned. Average can't appreciate them, we are the chosed ones.
principalpoop: who is feeling who in the control room bambi?
Mudhead: *sigh*
Hemlock Stones: whatever it was you had Clem, i think i have had it for the last five days, made me feel like shit but when i tried some, my appetite had gone
110thTweeny: Awwww, it's paisley....
cease: better chosed than closed
Mudhead: Now, Im crushed
BobDCaterino: I am not a follower
Bambi: Clem is lucky to remember what he played last week at all ... he was so far under the weather, he was drowning in it
principalpoop: i thought he said mudhead
110thTweeny: Cybercontagions...
Dexter Fong: Pull yourself together Mud
Bambi will never tell ... it's a secret
110thTweeny: Lead... but don't lead me....
cease: good to see clem recovering
Mudhead: *sniff*
cease: lead? is that still in gas?
principalpoop: hehe bambi hehe
principalpoop: give me a whiff too mud
Dexter Fong: Someone doing Peruvian Cocoa Powder here?
110thTweeny: Clem still sounds like he'd rather be in Philadelphia
BobDCaterino: dont mind me I am so damn tired I am typing in my sleep. Feeble mind opening his mouth and
Hemlock Stones: i think Dexter thinks your a pair of curtains Mud
Mudhead: I like the sugar in the bottom myself
cease: corn and volcano butter for me
BobDCaterino: I just had the last in this tin can
principalpoop: wrong chat mudhead
Honey Sanchez: Catherwood, another shot of tequila and some castanets, please
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Did you need me?"
Hemlock Stones: he would soon change his mind if he went there surely Tween
principalpoop: i don't mind anybody bob
110thTweeny: I suggest an afternoon of firewood chopping
Hemlock Stones: start with some whittling and work your way up Clem
principalpoop: castanets? i prefer cashews
Bambi: well, it's all relative Tween .. .when you feel as bad as Clem was feeling before ... you know the old saying, how we lower our sights ;-)
BobDCaterino: Miss Shanchez must be a hopttie for Catherwood to rush to her side like that
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to BobDCaterino and inquires "Would you like something?"
Hemlock Stones: gesundheit Poop
110thTweeny: Geshundheit!
principalpoop: lol
Honey Sanchez: Catherwood, please bring me another shot of tequila and some castanets
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez another shot of tequila and some castanets.
Dexter Fong: Give a man a fish, he can eat for one day...teach him to castanet and he'll dance all night
principalpoop: i thought maybe 1, but 2? lol
BobDCaterino: wow I am hot also
110thTweeny: E=MClem squared?
Bambi: sorry to hear you are suffering with the bad weather ... nothing worse than feeling ill
Hemlock Stones: i can see you have been around Dexter
110thTweeny: And welcome to the steaming naked FST geezer chat room lol
BobDCaterino: Catherwood, bring me the bottle of tequilla and the cast of thousands
||||||||| Catherwood gets BobDCaterino the bottle of tequilla and the cast of thousands.
Hemlock Stones: pour me another castenet please HOney
110thTweeny: lol Dex
principalpoop: dexter is even allowed to cross the street and go around the block alone
Dexter Fong: Stones I've been to a few of those horsie things...rodio's?
Honey Sanchez pours stones another castanet
BobDCaterino: I am not
Honey Sanchez: cheers!
Hemlock Stones: why Poop, i thought his dumpster was on this side of the street
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:51 PM, dragging porgie by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
porgie: been lurking
cease: porge
Honey Sanchez: welcome back, porgie
Dexter Fong: Porgie
cease: are you good with the servants?
110thTweeny: Porgie... Tirebiter...
principalpoop: no vouchers allowed
Honey Sanchez thinks lurking is in fashion tonight
110thTweeny: only the savants, cease
principalpoop: where is your dumpster fong?
Bambi: wb porgie ... glad you picked yourself up off the cutting room floor and found your way back
Dexter Fong: Poop: Parked in the sanitary landfill parking lot
BobDCaterino: Porgie, are you a student like me?
principalpoop: which side of the street?
110thTweeny: And speaking of wayback, sure hope Moose feels better soon :-)
Dexter Fong: Poop: There are no streets...Park and Lock etc...
Hemlock Stones: that explains it Dexter, when you go out to move the car you are in fact vacating the dumpster whilst they empty it
Bambi: yes, that too Tween :-)
Honey Sanchez: at least dexters dumpster is in a better neighborhood
porgie: Like you?
Dexter Fong: Stones...well maybe...sounds like to much work to me though
Hemlock Stones: some of my best friends live in Dumpsters, being a Freegan is a tough life
cease: whre there's smoke, there's Work
BobDCaterino: ahh just a student like me.
110thTweeny: We're US Plus... we own your dumpster
cease: and vice versa
Dexter Fong: where there's smoke, there's a volcano
Honey Sanchez: lol tween
Hemlock Stones: or maybe the kids set light to the dumpster again
110thTweeny: only in Jamaica, cease
principalpoop: hehe he said vice hehe
cease: i finally found out what to do with the volcanic ash, dex
BobDCaterino: where theres smoke theirs me.
Hemlock Stones: calm down Poop, its only a reference
Dexter Fong: Good for the garden?
Honey Sanchez: where there's smoke, there's a bong dex
BobDCaterino: theres even
principalpoop: i like vice, and vices like me
cease: made butter, put on corn
Bambi: well, as long as it's a new or at least clean dumpster, might be better made then some places folks on this planet live
Dexter Fong: A set of bongs and a castanet chorus...That's South of the Border Heaven
Hemlock Stones: i will vouch for that Poop, only the other day these two feds came round asking questions
110thTweeny: Now we can make tortillas!
Honey Sanchez: so true, bambi
cease: hjigh on the volcano buttered corn is a literal statement
principalpoop: no, I put butter on corn
BobDCaterino: I used to have a bong, a hooka, a well my wife gave them away and I started going sane again
principalpoop: sanity is over-rated
110thTweeny: Bambi gets in her UN mode...
cease: as did i about 500
Hemlock Stones: i tried being sane for a while Bob but it made me stand out too much and i began to get paranoid
110thTweeny: And, of course, she's absolutely correct :-(
porgie: tacos
Dexter Fong: Bob: How'd your wife give away the well?
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmm tacos
principalpoop: ok ok, I will start cleaning up the house tomorrow, geesh
Hemlock Stones: i told you before Honey, dont eat with your feet
cease: wow, we're having tours of destruction in stanley park
110thTweeny: Cat's playing in his literal box again
cease: honey feet? is mel gibson drunk again?
cease: nok,m thne volcano butter corn thing is tech talk, only for a different group of people
110thTweeny: I though Vancouver had slipped into the ocean by now ;-)
110thTweeny: thought
Hemlock Stones: dont you mean Hoped, Tween ?
cease: reading the ttanscripts, all this ref to computer systems and such i had no idea what they referred to, without deduction
principalpoop: threw and through
cease: no, we';ll allways be here
110thTweeny: No storms of locusts yet, cease?
cease: unless the ocean slips into us
BobDCaterino: the dirty dog just isn't the same, Now singing in my shower sounds like freaking Burl ives
principalpoop: i had a goat
cease: sharp cold wind today, but not blowing down any trees. yet
Honey Sanchez: imagines bobd singing a little bitty tear in the shower
Hemlock Stones: Freaking Burl Ives, wasnt he with the Animals ?
cease: worst weather since i got here in 72
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
110thTweeny: Pay no attention to the iceburgs roaming around Victoria Island lol
BobDCaterino: Um, "A Childs Garden of Grass" Peter Bergman? throw me a bone here.
Dexter Fong: Don't lick the yellow icebergs
cease: what of that, bob? yeah it was peter in the shower
cease: the dirty dog
principalpoop: who was with the animals?
cease: hopefully, clean now
110thTweeny: Not one of their best works Bob, but funny none the less...
Dexter Fong: at least wet
BobDCaterino: yeah wearing my underwear.
Honey Sanchez: i live in the desert in new mexico and we got over 20 inches of snow last weekend the most snow on record for december and all in one weekend
principalpoop: eric somebody
principalpoop: hehe eric hehe
cease: the ratio of funny to nonfunny in their vast catalogue is very high
BobDCaterino: and true
110thTweeny: Apparently, a hunk the size of Manhattan came loose from the Arctic recently. Not good...
Hemlock Stones: luxury Honey
Dexter Fong: Honey: Adn here in NYC first snowless Decmber in 130 years
principalpoop: wow honey, unseasonably warm here, thanks for taking our winter
Honey Sanchez: a hunk a hunka melting ice
110thTweeny: Ah, the underwear head tax in Barbaria is 50,000 kahrooms...
BobDCaterino: I sold my clothes and bought shorts and tank tops. where is this global warming they promised me???
Honey Sanchez: gee you're welcome poop
Dexter Fong: Tween: What about the overhead...we have to pay the overheadd
Merlyn: think of the manhattan you could make with a piece of ice the size of manhattan
BobDCaterino: I also used to do Kahrooms too back in the day
Honey Sanchez: wowie!
cease: honey have you heard ossman's play, new mexian overddrive? i think lodestone is seling it
Merlyn: life-size
principalpoop: maybe I am old fashioned or maybe I just want an old fashion
Hemlock Stones: i just bought a tank and went down Walmart and they gave me clothes without a fight
110thTweeny: There's no overhead here at Ralph Spoilsport's new and used body parts...
Honey Sanchez: i will have to look furthur into that, cease thanks
Bambi: and we had a cooler December than January so far ... 70s this week in January ... hoping this is just one of those cyclic weather things that happen at times
110thTweeny: Why, manhattan could be transferred to the arctic!
Hemlock Stones: yes Bambi, every two weeks !
principalpoop: you got tanked and went to walmart stones
Merlyn: swimming weather here in MN
Bambi ok, ok ... one can hope, can't we ;-)
Honey Sanchez: stones does that every wednesday night, poop
BobDCaterino: Well some people are colder in Manhattan
Hemlock Stones: no it was a genuine Bradley, i dont go for this own brand tanks business
110thTweeny: Abrams or Patton?
Dexter Fong: And some are bolder
110thTweeny: Love the Mahattan Transfer. Great vocal group.
BobDCaterino: And some even have hats on
principalpoop: milton?
BobDCaterino: some men that is
110thTweeny: Manhattan even
porgie: .
Bambi: well, Clem generally says every day that's over freezing is one less day of winter ... course if it's warmer than usual for too long, the bad germs won't die like they normally do and that could be a problem
BobDCaterino: I love the lava jive,
110thTweeny: We - Are - Devo
principalpoop: girlcappen
cease: we were lucky not to lose power in recent storm. our luck wont last
Dexter Fong: And thousands of brown shoes...more brown shoes than *I'd* aver seen
cease: and each with its own phone
BobDCaterino: Devo? what was that all about, they only had twelve minutes of fame.
Dexter Fong: all ringing at once
110thTweeny: Brown Shoes... just like I knew you would...
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 10:08 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
Hemlock Stones: i need to download a new ringtone for my shoes, they are so down at heel
Honey Sanchez: hey hello bubba
Bubba's Brain: Howdy all...
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
110thTweeny: Hey Hoosierman :-)
cease: and speaking of stuff you can order from Lodestone
principalpoop: Hi BB HNY
Bambi: in his Buster Browns?
BobDCaterino: Im stepping out these old brown shoes
Bubba's Brain: Chapeau Manger....? Is that new Merl?
Bambi: hey Bubba
Merlyn: not really
Hemlock Stones: (goes to aks Nino where he is )
Dexter Fong: Bubba..loks like Merlyn changes a few of Cather's announcement
Merlyn: I put in a lot of alternate ways to say the same thing in the scripts
Bubba's Brain: cool
110thTweeny: My favorite bartender for Firesign creme sodas. Just got What This Country Needs. Freakin' hilarious.
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Night Mudhead
110thTweeny: A bit of TV or not TV live in concert.
BobDCaterino: You can hear me yelling throughout. Oh! and well, No one else got some of that. Live at the bottom Line
Bambi: sleep well Mudhead
110thTweeny: I prefer the Cellar Door in DC ;-)
BobDCaterino: Im sorry for not making any CENTS. My brain is not the boss tonight.
Dexter Fong: Bob: You and I must have crossed paths there then, I never missed a BL appearence by P&B
110thTweeny: Two flying saucers just landed on Bob's plate...
Dexter Fong: And the annual New Years shows by the Turtles
principalpoop: aliens
BobDCaterino: Loeb University
Merlyn: they're over O'Hare now!
BobDCaterino: almost got bounced for taking flash pics
principalpoop: ahhh eric burden and the turtles, not the animals
110thTweeny: Flo and Eddie?
Dexter Fong: Leopold Stockowski
||||||||| At 10:12 PM, Hemlock Stones hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
110thTweeny: Lisa Loeb University lol
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Hemlock Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes
Bambi: batteries not included...
principalpoop: wb stones
principalpoop: oops nancy
Honey Sanchez: wb ahem nancy
Dexter Fong: Stones, you look thoroughly qunched
BobDCaterino: Bambi, feeling god I hope?
Hemlock Stones: thanks poop, AOHell as usual
Dexter Fong: quenched
Bambi: welcome back Stones
cease: anyone heard the firesign interview with flo and eddie?
cease: has ah clem played that?
110thTweeny: Catherwood needs a revolving door.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear 110thTweeny
BobDCaterino: Yeah, keep rolling stones, your only a shot away
110thTweeny: Or a copy of Revolver...
cease: feeling god? i leave that to others
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give 110thTweeny a Revolver
||||||||| Catherwood gives 110thtweeny a revolver.
Bambi: love flo and eddie, previously known as The Turtles (another reason to be upset with the Labels)
110thTweeny: Domine domine domine, you're all Fireheads now...
principalpoop: no, put down that pickle
Bambi: and no I haven't heard it Cat ... I would love to hear that ... is it on the net?
110thTweeny: And Zappa's band, if I recall correctly Bambi.
BobDCaterino: What was their real names before they were taken away by the label?
Hemlock Stones: Bambi, when they played Manchester the whole house sang along with them to Happy Together
principalpoop: oh, domino
cease: i'll send it to you and clem
Bambi: Zappa's too? Grrrrrr....
Dexter Fong: Well Bambi, yhing is Flo and Eddie aka The Flourescent Leech and Eddy were characters that the two leaders of the Turtles conconcted
BobDCaterino: I praise Domino's
Bambi: yes, because they could no longer be The Turtles ....
cease: that isn't pizza. it's the word pizza written on a piece of cardboard
Hemlock Stones: i think it was zappas best tour
porgie: This is some oof the best FST
principalpoop: I am thinking of a band, guess who
110thTweeny: Talented folks. Remember Happy Together from when people were referring to us as teeny-boppers lol
cease: roll me over, julliet
Bubba's Brain: BRB
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yes?
cease: yes one of my fave
principalpoop: you cannot prove I bopped her
110thTweeny: Turtles members in Zappas band, that is, Bambi. Flo & Eddie.
Hemlock Stones: surely Tweeny Bopper, Tween
principalpoop: who? fong
Honey Sanchez: who?
Bambi: yes, that's a good band too princep ;-)
Dexter Fong: I loved that song Eleanor, Rim me
BobDCaterino: Howard Kaylan ("Eddie") and Mark Volman ("Flo" aka "Phlorescent Leech")
porgie: Rink me
Bambi: ah, ok Tween LOL
principalpoop: the band?
110thTweeny: In fact, I believe I have a live recording of Zappa where they broke into Happy Together.
Dexter Fong: Poop: The band?
Honey Sanchez: take a load off, fannie
Honey Sanchez: i do too tweeny
110thTweeny: As a joke, of course...
principalpoop: strawberry alarmclock?
BobDCaterino: Elenore Rigby do me well your my pride and joy ect
110thTweeny: lol Honey
BobDCaterino: etc?
principalpoop: lol honey
Dexter Fong notices Bobd's continental spelling of (P)lourescent
cease: frank n' stones. gone. its monstrous
cease: a kind of python gag, only better
BobDCaterino: Thank good for cut N past
principalpoop: humbleburt pimpledick
BobDCaterino: Perry Combover
principalpoop: lol bob
110thTweeny: Abbie Normal? (I buried Saul...)
Honey Sanchez: lol tweeny
principalpoop: Norman Normal
cease: turn out is light tonight. everyone on unvacation?
BobDCaterino: Perry Coma?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah
Dexter Fong: light that is
principalpoop: still hung over, ala saddam
Hemlock Stones: Perry is not alone in his coma Bob
Honey Sanchez: ooooooooooooh poop shame shame
110thTweeny: Still trying to figure out what year it is, cease ;-)
Hemlock Stones: When they finally hang Blair i want to be there with a cell phone cam
Honey Sanchez: i just got the hang of writing 2006, tween
principalpoop: i don't write the news
110thTweeny: The Gov of TX? Rick "Goodhair" Perry? A coma would be welcome lol
BobDCaterino: I think we were all roped into watching the sadam thingy,
||||||||| boney sashays in at 10:22 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
BobDCaterino: His Uncle Toonoose took the pics
principalpoop: that is noose to me bob
Dexter Fong proudly announces "I've never watched it"
Bambi: thought you got a new Gov Tween?
Bambi: hey Boney
principalpoop: boney has a knocker too
Hemlock Stones: true Bob, considering how appalling it was supposed to be, the media took every opportunity to keep showing it
Honey Sanchez: hi boney
Dexter Fong: Hiya Boney
Honey Sanchez: me neither, dex
110thTweeny: I didn't. We've all sufffered enough from the machinations of the Bushes and brutal dictators.
Bambi: uh, oh ... that makes three tonight? Better run Honey lol
BobDCaterino: I didn't watch it but only on the web one time
principalpoop: where wil you put the extra one honey?
110thTweeny: No such luck, Bambi. The Dems did take Tom Delay's seat though hehehehe
BobDCaterino: Hey, I love Bushes beans
Dexter Fong: BobD: Only a little pregnant, hmmm?
boney: Blair's British Airways 747 overshoots the runway in Miami: "Flying that plane, high on cocaine"
Honey Sanchez: im not intimidated, bambi i never run from knockers
cease: hi boney
Hemlock Stones: amazing how they managed to convert SAdam the mad dictator to St Sadam the Martyr overnight
BobDCaterino: Yeah, He is only a little dead
110thTweeny: Sorry, wrong chat lol
principalpoop: lol
Bambi: yeah, well they were careful not to show the horror of those who were executed by others ...
Bambi: lol Honey
BobDCaterino: watch this hand as I mislead you down the path of magic
Hemlock Stones: true Bambi, i didnt see a single British or American bomber
cease: visiting my father today, news on tv. he commented that "they hung that guy"
Dexter Fong: Al Jezira: We'll be there when they hang them
BobDCaterino: Ask me what I meant by that? go ahead ask me?
cease: a large act of concsiousness for him
Hemlock Stones: Al really gets around these days Fong
Honey Sanchez watches bobs hand
110thTweeny: Iraq was artificially made from three different peoples. I'm afraid it isn't going to last and there's very little we can do about it, even with 20,000 more troops.
principalpoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere
Bambi: or those hostages being beheaded either
cease: normallly whatver's on tv is just pretty colours
110thTweeny: An on a brighter note, Britney Spears has a new boyfriend!
Hemlock Stones: BBC tonight said it might be as many as 35'000 more troops
Dexter Fong: Stones, but still no knickers, thankfully
110thTweeny: We don't spend much time on that anymore, Bob...
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Bambi: right Tween ... incongruity in the news is staggering...
Hemlock Stones: you must have xray vision Fong
cease: anothre great beatle ref
110thTweeny: We need to get those evildoers in Iran.
Bambi: thanks Clem :-)
Dexter Fong: OR NOW
Honey Sanchez staggers to the bar Catherwood please pour me another shot
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez another shot.
Hemlock Stones: i tried one of them at Subway Fong
principalpoop: thank you ahhh, clem
110thTweeny: Clem, rest up :-)
Dexter Fong: Night Clem
Dexter Fong: And glad you
Dexter Fong: e feeling better
cease: clem
Hemlock Stones: thanks again Clem see you next week
Honey Sanchez: thanks clem, feel better goodnight =)
cease: keep on clemming
110thTweeny: May much herbal tea flow at your abode...
principalpoop: toad away
Bambi: ...the war that never ends...
Dexter Fong: Guess that's my cue...off to park the car
Hemlock Stones: Amen Bambi
110thTweeny: Welcome back my friens to the war that never ends...
110thTweeny: friends
Hemlock Stones: dont you mean Dumpster, Dexter
Honey Sanchez: trashtruck getting close now, dex?
110thTweeny: May Rita be nice to you, Dex...
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez giggles
principalpoop: longer than wwii and we trained 14 million to fight that, why haven't we trained the iraqis yet? to replace our 200,00?
Merlyn: he's AFK
principalpoop: hail rita
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double, scotch that, a triple toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double scotch that a triple toasted almond.
principalpoop: 200,000
Merlyn: maybe he's ambidumperous
ah,clem: thanks, everybody
Honey Sanchez: lol merlyn yeah
110thTweeny: The worst mistake we made was disbanding the Iraqi Army, P. We should have just removed the leadership.
principalpoop: thank you, keep healing ahh, clem
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: yes tween, not smart
Bambi: lol
Bambi: night Dex
Bambi: sleep well
principalpoop: hail keepers of the root, have a super week
Merlyn: put bees in the head of the iraqi army?
Honey Sanchez: and a super week to all!
principalpoop: nancy pelosi is a babe grandmother or great-grandmother
ah,clem: good night all and be well
cease: b minuses
110thTweeny: And spiders, if possible lol
||||||||| "10:33 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Merlyn: that reminds me, I have some start-of-year stuff to do on the website
Bambi: you too princep
Honey Sanchez: a gmilf?? oh my, poop!!
110thTweeny: It's going to end up like Nam...
principalpoop: do they have bees in iraq? that is the problem, in their bonnets or those things they wear
Honey Sanchez: bees in the burkha
110thTweeny: Lots of ginseng tea, Clem...
principalpoop: gesundheit honey
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Robert D Caterino', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:34 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: super week to Honey, Stones, Cat, Merlyn, princep, Tween, BobDC, boney, porgie, Bubba and Mudhead (who already left)
Merlyn: them african killer bees
cease: you too
principalpoop: what is a bernoose then?
110thTweeny: Hello... Robert...
Bambi: missed Bees'n'Spiders tonight ... hope all is well Fred
Robert D Caterino: wow I typed in something about bush and got booted.
Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
principalpoop: good evening robert.
110thTweeny: Thanks Bambi... best to you both
cease: if only
boney: http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=166450&Sn=WORL&IssueID=29291
Bambi: and super week to Clem too :-)
Merlyn: the anti-bush trap works!
Robert D Caterino: Now can't sign in with Bob. freaking me out
Honey Sanchez: lol you are now being monitored by the boys in reston, bob
principalpoop: england does not have a UK-1 airplane for him to use?
Robert D Caterino: So you all wished me a happy new year and I never said it back. I am so sorry and wish it to all now
Bambi: it didn't give you the opportunity to login anyway when the name was taken?
Bambi: usually does
110thTweeny: I vote Bush "Gardener Of Crawford" lol
Honey Sanchez: ty bob
Hemlock Stones: we usually just rent one PP
110thTweeny: They never rest in Reston
principalpoop: too late robert, you had your chance and blew it
boney: No, it's British Airways for the PM... Maybe it should have been an Airbus
Robert D Caterino: I know, now we all are doomed
Hemlock Stones: a pity it wasnt Concorde
principalpoop: ahh ok holmes, I thought it might still be under inspection at heathrow
110thTweeny: And I'm going back the shadows again myself. Happy and peaceful New Year, all...
Honey Sanchez: i wish the concorde was still in operation, actually
||||||||| At 10:37 PM, 110thTweeny dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Robert D Caterino: I heard the concord was just a rude plain, jet whatever and it smells too
Bambi: sleep well Tween
boney: then I could say "I think they're all bozos on that Airbus"
principalpoop: concordes were cool
principalpoop: what did tween say about B?
Hemlock Stones: interestingly PP you can now get round the security by hiring a new firm to check it all out for you and speed you through, for a fat fee of course
cease: did you fly in one?
Honey Sanchez: and FAST too, poop
principalpoop: gosh, I am surprised stones lol
boney: I flew on an Airbus and SAW a Concorde at Charles DeGaulle airport
Honey Sanchez: a fat fee??? is poop portly???
Hemlock Stones: lol thought you would be PP
principalpoop: i saw one once, at dulles, cool planes
Robert D Caterino: I heard the Concorde was so fast they only showed Shorts on the plain. (There he goes back on the shorts again)
principalpoop: how is an airbus, that is cool too
Bambi: Bozos, clear as the nose on your face...
cease: there is a line in that flow an eddie mothers thing, im coming over shortly, because i am a portly
Honey Sanchez: the stewardess wore shorts, bobd
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| BobDCaterino - dead from The Plague
||||||||| porgie - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: eddie mother or eddy lizard?
Robert D Caterino: Midgets?
Hemlock Stones: and i heard the real reason over here was that due to oil shortage and a big fire at Bunsfield we didnt have enough to service all the planes, so it was a voncenient way of dumping some flights
principalpoop: oh le plague
Robert D Caterino: Look, I am dead, just like rococco
Bambi: lol
Honey Sanchez like an old hippie lines up to see the dead
Robert D Caterino: I have been crushed under that car
boney: Real Life intrudes... Adios
Robert D Caterino: I mean under that plague
Hemlock Stones: see ya Boney
principalpoop: boxers or briefs on the stewardishes honey?
Honey Sanchez: nite boney
Honey Sanchez: happy new year
boney: Nite
principalpoop: good luck boney, HNY
||||||||| boney is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:42 PM.
Bambi: sleep well everyone! hope to see you Saturday evening for the shows: http://www.cniradio.com
Honey Sanchez: well depended on if ali and forman were on the flight, poop
principalpoop: any good restaurants in bunsfield stones?
principalpoop: Kiss sweet bambi
cease: boney
Hemlock Stones: alas, not since the explosion PP
Honey Sanchez: nite nite bambi
Robert D Caterino: I avoid cleches like the plegue
principalpoop: oops, that is not good, I like buns
Hemlock Stones: oil companies have still not paid any compensation
Robert D Caterino: Bambi be well
cease: bobu crechette, you dropped your kid
principalpoop: ahh bobo, how is he?
cease: stones: the headline will have to be Oil Cos. Pay
Bambi waves and says, until we meet again ... same bat time, same bat channel
principalpoop: nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nah batman
Hemlock Stones: dammit, only just got rid of last weeks bats
Honey Sanchez: bits and bats
principalpoop: that is not cricket stones
Robert D Caterino: I didn't know Robert Altman died, He was like 90? No wonder he made Popeye, he was senile
principalpoop: tits and tats and bits and bats, and kits and cats
Honey Sanchez laughs
cease: no he wasnt. i just saw him in new flick The American Ruling Class
Robert D Caterino: you all know my spellin suxs right? Spel cheque needed here
cease: in his 80s, younger than my parents
cease: of course, thats not saying much
cease: me? spell?
principalpoop: he had the heart of a 20 year old, seriously
cease: 4 at least
Robert D Caterino: I have a recylced joke for you before I leave
principalpoop: that was horrible, I take that back
Honey Sanchez ponders transracial fostering.......
Hemlock Stones: 20 year olds, oftent take themselves too seriously
Robert D Caterino: a man jumped to his death, he jumped out of his apartment on the thirteenth floor.
principalpoop: i had fun in my 20s oh wheeeee
Robert D Caterino: His wife asked WHY, OH WHY?
principalpoop: that is not funny robert
principalpoop: oops ok
Robert D Caterino: The neighbor yelled out, some people just arent supersticious
cease: beter concept than joke.
Robert D Caterino: oh, Im sorry
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: ok, and moving right along, how about those north koreans
cease: dont be sorry, be funnier
Honey Sanchez: lol
Robert D Caterino: Koreans? they tried to showboat but they bombed
principalpoop: but seriously folks
cease: some filddling with bambi's antlers?
principalpoop: drum rimjob here
cease: no sreious need apply
Robert D Caterino: I was robbed, Bob is funnier
Honey Sanchez: bob was a real goomba
principalpoop: it was the delivery robert, you delivered a bad joke
cease: Robin Bob Cat. 3-3-3 species in one
Robert D Caterino: Yeah but it was overnighted
principalpoop: take no heed, you never see me taking any heed
||||||||| Around 10:52 PM, Robert D Caterino walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'BobDCaterino', just granted probation at 10:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: jsut weed, poop
Honey Sanchez: wb bob =)
principalpoop: yah well
BobDCaterino: Ok, I have my heeds to sow
cease: the red red bobbin keeps
BobDCaterino: rob rob robin along
principalpoop: that is a tough row to hoe or a tough hoe to row
cease: anyone who bobs in here has my attention
BobDCaterino: row row row the how gently then you pay, ....
BobDCaterino: hoe even
cease: row row row your ho
principalpoop: how about those bobbed cats, why do they to that to their tails
BobDCaterino: yeah doesnt everyone
cease: previous cat had a bobbed tale. i thought it was a birth defect
cease: actually a japanese breed of cat
BobDCaterino: I tease them then they can't do a thing with them their tails
principalpoop: stones has bobbys in england
cease: they're in Everybody's england
principalpoop: it is a breed? I did not know that
principalpoop: oops, I must change my jokes
BobDCaterino: and I was there
Honey Sanchez: they are called manx cats
Hemlock Stones: our bobbies are just capitalist lickspittle
principalpoop: ahhh cool
cease: i must find a picture i took of ernie that shows her tail and post it. yes a breeed
BobDCaterino: I used to watch manx, it was a cool show
principalpoop: live and learn, wow
cease: no this is a japanese brreed, not manx
Honey Sanchez: your bobbie's are american, stones???????
principalpoop: lickspittle and boogers, I thought they were solictors
cease: looked like she was carrying an @ sign on her ass
Hemlock Stones: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.manx-cats.com/pictures-images-photos/manx-cats-02.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.manx-cats.com/&h=163&w=180&sz=12&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=ASnowrCQMmVoHM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmanx%2Bcats%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
BobDCaterino: Bobbies on bicicles two by two
principalpoop: the music was cool, oops, that was hawaii 5-0
Hemlock Stones: i claim my prize for tonights longest url PP
Honey Sanchez: no more calls we have a winner!
BobDCaterino: Wow stones well endowed URL there
principalpoop: ok ok, yes yours is longer than mine, happy now? bitch
Hemlock Stones: (blushes modesty )
Honey Sanchez: hehehehe
principalpoop: that poor thing has no tail
principalpoop: poor manx
cease: no thats not the same breed as ernie. she had an @ sign
BobDCaterino: Have to go the wife is huffing, she doesnt get the stooges either
principalpoop: that is not bobbed, that is gone
Hemlock Stones: the Isle of Man is a strange place, the flag has three legs on it
BobDCaterino: that was not an @ sign, that was her A
Honey Sanchez: awwwwwww g'nite bob have a great week, hello to the wifey :)
principalpoop: doesn't get stooges? trade her in, unless she is wonderful in other ways
Hemlock Stones: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.1uptravel.com/flags/images/im-lgflag.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.1uptravel.com/flags/largeflags/isle-of-man.html&h=301&w=451&sz=7&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=-nyolB95IsdsVM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Disle%2Bof%2Bman%2Bflag%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DX
BobDCaterino: shhhhh Honey, she must never know about you girl.
Hemlock Stones: wow, this viagra really works
Honey Sanchez is gobsmacked!
principalpoop: the people of the isle of Man scare me holmes
BobDCaterino: I dont use Viagra, I use Wagoner
BobDCaterino: I get real natilie wood
Honey Sanchez: lol bob to late the manx is outta the bag
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: but country and wester music wont save us Bob
BobDCaterino: I am so tired
principalpoop: can't swing that cat, it has no tail
BobDCaterino: Beatles anyone?
Hemlock Stones: i quit a few years back Bob
principalpoop: baby, you can drive my car
BobDCaterino: So did they
cease: ernie could swing.
Honey Sanchez takes a roach cluster, thanks
cease: used to climb trees with ease
Merlyn: see you next week folks
Hemlock Stones: i wish that was true in Maccas case
BobDCaterino: You are a honey Sanchez
cease: ok merl
principalpoop: ahhh a real cats cat
Hemlock Stones: take care Merlyn
cease: happy year
||||||||| 11:02 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
principalpoop: night M, thanks again HNY
Honey Sanchez: goodnight, merlyn stay well
Hemlock Stones: i bet its cold up in the twin cities
Honey Sanchez: its warmer there than here, stones
BobDCaterino: To all my buds here in da room. Thanks for the fun and I hope all of you prosper in this a new year.
principalpoop: i live in a twin cities area, salem and roanoke
Hemlock Stones: rain and wind again here
cease: flowers blooming in dc
cease: its a new world
principalpoop: same to you bob, and robert too
Hemlock Stones: and same to you too Bob
cease: and it aint gonna get older soon
Honey Sanchez: you too, bob keep warm and dry adios till next we meet again
Honey Sanchez: say goodnight to robert for me
cease: indeed, bob. best of everything
principalpoop: my neighbor has some crocus and flowers coming up, poor things are confused
Hemlock Stones: and i bet the flowers are too Bob
Honey Sanchez: no kidding, poop amazing!
Hemlock Stones: i mean PP
cease: the day of the triffids approaches
BobDCaterino: I just took some sleep well and am drinking from a blig black blowl
BobDCaterino: night all
principalpoop: maybe I am contagious, I am certainly confused
cease: dont blow that owl
Hemlock Stones: your humour is very catching PP
cease: its an oil company
Dexter Fong: I'm big and black
principalpoop: geshundheit holmes
cease: ricky lee jones lyric
Honey Sanchez: and proud, dex??
cease: sitting behind me at the pantages, hope he aint contagious, or whatever
Dexter Fong: Honey: I try to assume a modest facade
principalpoop: show off, throw a towell over it and wb fong
cease: youre the Blig Man
||||||||| "11:07 PM? 11:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Tommy22 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Tommy22 enters and sits on the divan.
Hemlock Stones: pantage ? is that a bulk measurment of boxer shorts
cease: come to save us from the tedium of Blogs
Dexter Fong: Hi 22
principalpoop: hello tommycatch22
Honey Sanchez: hello tommy
cease: you have much to be modest about
Hemlock Stones: hi there
Dexter Fong: Cat: Modesty forbids....
cease: t-man
Tommy22: Hi Honey Sanchez
cease: sorry dex. just read twain bio. see my blog
principalpoop: that would be a bevy I think stones
principalpoop: I like bevys of things
Dexter Fong: Cat: No need for sorry
Hemlock Stones: i use a speedometer
Dexter Fong: Wow Big glitch
Hemlock Stones: have you been on the bevvy again PP ?
cease: this is my 2nd twain bio but i'd forgotten that line. it probably made hal holbrook's career
principalpoop: i use an odometer, or oldometer, odormeter
Honey Sanchez: pedometer?
Hemlock Stones: and then you take an average ?
principalpoop: yes, she was in rare holiday form that bevvy
cease: when did the first holbrook album or pbs show happen? mid 60s?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bevvy's for all
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
principalpoop: you cannot prove that honey
cease: keep those odors meters away
Honey Sanchez laughs
cease: what's up, tommy?
principalpoop: those were super shows
Honey Sanchez: i have the negatives, poop!
Hemlock Stones: put the money in the usual hollow tree Poop
Tommy22: so what are you guys talking about
principalpoop: impossible, I destroyed, I mean, can we talk in private honey?
principalpoop: ok ok, I will
cease: Would you like soup or show?
Hemlock Stones: suggestions on a post card please
Honey Sanchez: lol no do as stones tells you poop and no one will be exp i mean hurt
principalpoop: hey, yah, what are we talking about?
Dexter Fong: Tommy: Are ramblings are inspired by the Firesign Theater
principalpoop: in the tree it goes, but let me have to look at, please?
Dexter Fong: I'm talking about a mile a inute
Hemlock Stones: well its a long story Tommy, every week we meet here and try to work it out, been meeting for several years but still no result
cease: the mark twain of our era
principalpoop: 1
cease: do you know their work, tommy?
Tommy22: My dad listened to them and I still have a casette
Honey Sanchez: very cool, tommy
cease: anytihing you liked?
Dexter Fong: A cassette, ah the golden years
principalpoop: I personally am attempting to understand how I can be in two places when I am not anywhere at all
cease: perogie tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter
Tommy22: Funny, but the girls sound funny not ha ha funy though.
principalpoop: all aliens must register
Honey Sanchez: i have never been able to figure that out either, poop
Dexter Fong: Perogi Tirebiter, that's Porge Russian Cousin
Hemlock Stones: transvestites are like that Tommy
cease: anything you remember?
Honey Sanchez: i know juicy and ethyl sounded strange
cease: yeah a lot of firesign humour is about how funny different words sound
principalpoop: nancy had a pretty voice
cease: names and things
Tommy22: I remember "But it's great shit ,Mrs Preskey."
cease: thats what may have attracted them to each other.
principalpoop: I mean bettyjoe
Honey Sanchez: hilarious commercials
Dexter Fong: Tommy: And it still is, lad,,,it still is
cease: thats a good one to remember, tommy
Hemlock Stones: we have another winner
principalpoop: ahhhh
Tommy22: Betty Joe?
Hemlock Stones: ee, those were the days eh Fong ?
Honey Sanchez: poop is always a bit obtuse
principalpoop: mildred farmer?
Dexter Fong: It was another dusty delta day
Hemlock Stones: Susan Underhill ?
Tommy22: Mildred Farmer?
principalpoop: that is her!
Tommy22: Susan Underhill?
principalpoop: ahh you mean nancy
Tommy22: Nancy I remember
Honey Sanchez: everyone knew her as nancy
Dexter Fong: Midred Farmer, that's Millie, she used to send us copies of her letters to other people
Hemlock Stones: what a sap she had
principalpoop: you can sit here in the waiting or wait here in the sitting room
Honey Sanchez: her name was magill she called herself lil but everyone knew her as nancy
Dexter Fong: I just want my own set of knockers
Tommy22: ok I will be in the sitting room then
principalpoop: nick was such a tool
||||||||| Tommy22 walks away to The Sitting Room.
Honey Sanchez: no no sit here and wait
Hemlock Stones: i can loan you some of my tits, Dexter
Dexter Fong: Learn quick that one
principalpoop: loool
principalpoop: yes, no flies on him
Dexter Fong: Stones, gimme two tits and i'll give you two willows
principalpoop: come back dr tim
principalpoop: tommy
Honey Sanchez: i raise you two finches and call
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'MysteryChopper', just granted probation at 11:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: always welcome here, tommy
Hemlock Stones: (hands Dexter a nice pair of tits ) now make sure you look after them
Dexter Fong throws a Condor on the table "All in??"
cease: i would hope not, stones
principalpoop: hello mysterychopper
cease: its a mystery
Honey Sanchez: is everybody in? the ceremony is about to begin
Honey Sanchez: hi chopper
MysteryChopper: Wow, we can talk dirty in here?
Dexter Fong: Please sign in, MysteryChopper
Dexter Fong: And show us some props
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| BobDCaterino - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: its not a laundromat, chopper
MysteryChopper: I heard the word tit and responded just like they do.
principalpoop: 2 tits and a condor? I call, is my credit good?
Honey Sanchez: it chops it blends but wait...there's more
Hemlock Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: Poop: Only you can answer that
principalpoop: ok ok, I fold
Honey Sanchez: how dare you ask that poop! you know how good your credit is!
Hemlock Stones: well lets see, we sill have some blue tits, some long tailed tits and of course some really great tits
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh i love birdwatching :)
MysteryChopper: I like to dance, da da da
Hemlock Stones: am clean out of woodpeckers this week though, sorry
principalpoop: gosh and I almost had royal flush too, but it went down the toilet
Dexter Fong: Ah a SEA TYPE BIRD..looks like a Major Goon
Honey Sanchez: awwwww better luck next time, poop
MysteryChopper: I guess I am a bird watcher too because I love all the tits too
cease: da da? first we take manhattan. then we take berlin's hat
Hemlock Stones: rspb
Dexter Fong: take home, cat
Honey Sanchez: dadaism i love it
principalpoop: da da da boom dee A
cease: i suspect if there had been no dada, where would be no firesign
Hemlock Stones: but which came first the dada or the egg ??
Dexter Fong in perfect reverse cannon chants "A eed moob ad ad ad"
cease: yo mama
Honey Sanchez: yolk yolk
principalpoop: rspb? rspb? real stupid pox brain? righteous spiteful program bringer, rad spaz pickle brine?
Hemlock Stones: http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/
Honey Sanchez: yes yes and yes
cease: waiter, there's a marx brother in my soup
Dexter Fong: Ah the Poopster is beginning to speak in toungues
Hemlock Stones: save those brain cells Poop
Honey Sanchez: praise dog
||||||||| Bambi enters at 11:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
principalpoop: animal crackers loop the loop
cease: those arent tongues. he just really likes peppers
Dexter Fong: Hello again Bambi
Honey Sanchez is dyslexic
Hemlock Stones: bambi cannot sleep
principalpoop: wb bambi
principalpoop: i won't egg you on honey
cease: saw a bit of night at the opera on turner the other day. still amazingliny fresh
Dexter Fong: Honey: No worries mate, it doesn't show
Bambi: forgot the header for CNI ;-)
Honey Sanchez: how do you know, stones?
Honey Sanchez: wb bambi
Bambi: hello again
cease: would offer you some volcano butter but i dont think it would slide that far
Hemlock Stones: just a guess i guess
Bambi: thanks
principalpoop: she has the laptop in bed I bet, what are you wearing bambi? oops wrong cat
principalpoop: chat
cease: the bambino with the besto pesto
Hemlock Stones: i thought i had put that cat out
cease: in not a cat, i just play one in real life
Dexter Fong: welcome to cat chat,,and now??
Bambi: lol
MysteryChopper: La miel, usted me recuerda de una puesta del sol hermosa, siempre brillando.
Honey Sanchez: orale! tu hablas espanol
Hemlock Stones: all yours Honey
MysteryChopper: si
cease: sounds like spanish flys, humming and strumming
Honey Sanchez: bats her eyelashes at mysterychopper
Dexter Fong waves, spontaneous translation
Bambi: so you are recuperating from eating pasta with brillo? ;-)
Honey Sanchez: lol bambi
Hemlock Stones: brillo, always brillo
principalpoop: oops the bats are at honeys again already
MysteryChopper: sólo para usted hace oso hablar
principalpoop: hehe he said hace hehe
Dexter Fong: Only you Honey
Honey Sanchez blushes
MysteryChopper: Ok, enough of the free on line translator
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and porgie plummets into the garden at 11:28 PM.
cease: we need deputy dan to translate
Dexter Fong: Thanks for the fish
MysteryChopper: So cute, Honey and Bambi
principalpoop: i used to smoke a lot of hace
principalpoop: wb porgie
MysteryChopper: The guys, well I don't know about guys
Honey Sanchez: wb porgie
cease: is it anything like hash?
Bambi smiles
Hemlock Stones: hi again porgie
principalpoop: I hope so cat lol
Dexter Fong: Have=a some hace jefe
Honey Sanchez: hasheesh, cease
Bambi: hace ... wasn't that that 'very tiny guy' in Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom?
Hemlock Stones: Sheesh Honey
MysteryChopper: Hash tastes good camping but try to make it at home and it tastes like cat puke strained through a swollen sock
Dexter Fong: Bambi that was hace pint
MysteryChopper: Why is this so?
principalpoop: fong, bi-lingual, and large wow
MysteryChopper: Hace makes waiste
Honey Sanchez: i thought it was that little tiny butch in the year of living dangerously
cease: over the long history of our species, i think our current era of illegallity will be regarded as a strage blip in conciousness
Bambi: everything tastes better in the great outdoors!
Dexter Fong: Mystery: A mystery of the great outdoors
Bambi: Clem and I go camping and marvel at that every time
Honey Sanchez: ya chopper it tastes like spam
Hemlock Stones: cat puke through a swollen sock, luxury !
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
principalpoop: yes cease, they will scratch their heads looking at these years
cease: ossman did this show called radio, any questions.
Hemlock Stones: i really miss that home cooking
Dexter Fong: Swollen puke through a cat sock
cease: in it he quotres bergman as saying every radio show begins with a mystery
Honey Sanchez: spam on a stick with green chile luxury
MysteryChopper: How old are you guys? I am forty?
principalpoop: we used to hope and dream for cat puke strained through a swollen sock
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
Hemlock Stones: we had it tough PP
Dexter Fong: MC: Many of us are older =))
Honey Sanchez: have you been to yourkshire too??
Hemlock Stones: i am old enough to know better and too old to care
cease: I was 16 when I first heard the Firesign on the radio in 1967.
principalpoop: we used to eat warm dirt and we were happy to have it
MysteryChopper: Older is wiser and older women are better to speak with.
Dexter Fong: YOu had *warM8 dirt?
Honey Sanchez: hey so was i cease we have a lot on common:)
cease: now that's python, poop
Hemlock Stones: i was 21 in 67 so you do the math
principalpoop: yes
cease: or earlier?
Honey Sanchez: python poop???
Bambi: well, let's see, you are older than I feel and younger than I am
Dexter Fong: 88?
cease: when did you start doing radio, stones?
principalpoop: that was good to eat too honey
Bambi: lol
Hemlock Stones: sorry Dexter, open the phone lines again please PP
Honey Sanchez: heh
cease: if i live to be as old as my parents, i wont be aware of it, i suspect
cease: they arent
principalpoop: what year is it?
Dexter Fong: same time as last year..just add one (1)
MysteryChopper: So 55 or 6 Honey, ooh la la still doing the lombada I take it, I am learning the lombago
Honey Sanchez: now or then?
Bambi: I think I have been holding at 28 for some time now
MysteryChopper: now
cease: goino on your third 28 yet?
Hemlock Stones: my mother was 21 until the day she died Bambi
principalpoop: that is no help, I did not know last year, the last year I remember started with 19
Honey Sanchez: now now or now?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu've been holding since 1928,,,whatta roofer
cease: 80 in french is 4x20
cease: we can think in differnt ways
Bambi: smart woman!
MysteryChopper: Stop being mean to baambi
cease: that must have confused the mortician
principalpoop: i pulled my lombago, oops wrong chat
Honey Sanchez: wow! now and how!!
cease: guy lombago and his band of re-ouch
Dexter Fong: MC: YOu've heard she likes it like that?
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: tits and bits and kits and brats and oops
MysteryChopper: If you have to tell everyone you are a guy then something is up.
Hemlock Stones: calm down Poop
Honey Sanchez: that was soooo then, poop it's wow in the now, now
Dexter Fong sings "Tits and bits and kits got-a scurvy"
principalpoop: throw a towel over it show off
Hemlock Stones: if something is up does that mean the Battery is down Dex
MysteryChopper: Like can you dig it Be now
cease: lets hope not, chopper
MysteryChopper: The Battery is down and the east side is up
Dexter Fong: Stones..I'm plugges right into the source, the Zeppo tube..don't need no stinking battery
principalpoop: i can dig it, groovy man, like ahh far out
Bambi: well, age is in the eye of the beholder. there is a picture on the cheese log from most weeks previous to this one or here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilbambi01/ (hope that's right ... should also be Root cat pictures as well as some desktop pics)
Dexter Fong: fur suuure
Hemlock Stones: v cool Dex can you run an extension line over here, power is low
MysteryChopper: I knew an ec..tri..ci..n once
Dexter Fong: Stones: YOu *know* power is everybodys business
Honey Sanchez is always waiting for the electrician
Bambi: Clem and I both are on the cheese logs
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from measles
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: or somebody like him
Honey Sanchez: wow a double case of the measles oh my!
Dexter Fong: I was on the cheese logs but Reverend Punkabilly got me off
Bambi: Honey needs some batteries ... can't count on that Electrician ;-)
principalpoop: a plague of measles
Honey Sanchez: i have rechargables, bambi ;)
MysteryChopper: Wow, Bambi, I am beholding, I'm beholding.
cease: im tyhring to keep my cat from not attacking my dog
Bambi: good deal Honey!
principalpoop: watt are we talking about?
MysteryChopper: Make them cease.
Bambi: lol MysteryChopper
principalpoop: cough cat
principalpoop: make the dog jump
MysteryChopper: Honey and Bambi, I think
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dress up like a giant mouse and sit on it
Hemlock Stones: brb
principalpoop: oki stones
||||||||| "11:42 PM? 11:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in the comfy chair.
MysteryChopper: Ut oh, Stones is on my trail again.
principalpoop: get your tea, and a new crumpet for me
Honey Sanchez: cease and desist
principalpoop: ahhh HNY llan
Bambi: hey llanwydd
llanwydd: sorry I'm late
cease: no poop then Icy needs to exit and Jazz the cat hisses and flails at him by the door
Dexter Fong: Hey llan, very late tonight
cease: i have to escort friege size dog in and out of the room
Honey Sanchez: better late than later, llan :)
cease: very a very important date?
cease: for
Bambi: almost missed ya llanwydd
principalpoop: mayhem at vancouver house, live video at 11:00
MysteryChopper: I didn't think women could be this funny. I stand corected. Well I am actually sitting but you know what I mean.
cease: no dog is out, peacefully scratching at the door
cease: Jazz takes over my leg
Bambi: it's raining cats and dogs in vancouver lol
llanwydd: no, I just passed out from a long days work and nearly didn't make it
cease: good for you, llan
MysteryChopper: What does the name mean Llllannydd
principalpoop: work? your an actor, that is not work
Hemlock Stones: i am about to pass out i think llan
cease: we have a new mystery tonight, and at one time a tommy
cease: isnt that a kind of gun?
principalpoop: wb stones
Hemlock Stones: ty PP
Dexter Fong: I'm gettin' out while I can,,se you all next week,,welcome aboard MC
MysteryChopper: I am smoking though
cease: you too dex
principalpoop: now about my crumpet
Bambi: must have needed the rest ...
MysteryChopper: I will be there or be swuared
llanwydd: nite dex
cease: how is "though" is it better than hash?
principalpoop: night dex, HNY
MysteryChopper: squared
Honey Sanchez: nitey dexter
Bambi: see ya next time Dex
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:46 PM and doctec bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: hey doc!
Honey Sanchez: stay well safe and cozy till next wee meet again
principalpoop: ahh doc too
Bambi: hey doc!
Honey Sanchez: hi doc!
Hemlock Stones: i better call it quits, you know how late it is in England
principalpoop: hi doc HNY
Bambi: how's Lili feeling tonight?
Honey Sanchez: it's so late in england its early !!!
doctec: hey gang - hny to y'all too - sorry i missed out on much of tonight's festivities
MysteryChopper: Its later then you think, The eleventh hour here
Hemlock Stones: you know Honey, its always this late here
Bambi: sleep well Stones ... great that you hung in with us
cease: wow. its a doc
principalpoop: sleep well amid the thick lancashire fog, if you have any thick fog
doctec: the pregnazone (steriod) seems to be helping lili
cease: ask him something medical before he overcharges you
Bambi: lol Honey
llanwydd: I know it must be time for your breakfast, stones
principalpoop: happy 2007 stones
cease: keep on stoning
doctec: she's been spending some time off the oxygen feed over the last 4-5 days
principalpoop: fantastic doc, wow
cease: thatas not a fog, thats my eyesight
principalpoop: super start to 2007 doc
Bambi: nearly the 'turn into a pumpkin' hour here
doctec: oops, steroid not steriod
cease: off the tent? hooray
MysteryChopper: Eat hearty, Stoned Wheat or something to that vein.
Hemlock Stones: ok look forward to see you all again next week, stay well
principalpoop: ahh ,the catattacks do that cat
Honey Sanchez: keep warm, stones
doctec: well, off the tube anyway - she hasn't had to be in a tent yet so far, just tethered to an air tube
Honey Sanchez: ((((hug))))
Hemlock Stones: byeee
MysteryChopper: You stay well
Bambi: that's great doc .. hope it helps break the cycle so she can get well agan
Bambi: again even
Hemlock Stones: drop by again MC
doctec: yeh we do too bambi - thanks
doctec: nite mc
MysteryChopper: Wow that looks like a cuban hug
Hemlock Stones: doors open 9 PM EST
MysteryChopper: I will try
cease: are you waiting for new test results, doc?
principalpoop: i will jump on the bus too, night all happy 2007!
||||||||| At 11:49 PM, principalpoop runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
doctec: she has more follow-up appts next week
cease: yu too poop
doctec: nite pp
MysteryChopper: Hope so, last year was a bush
Bambi: night princep
doctec: they will likely take another chest x-ray and see what's going on
Bambi: we'd love to see ya on Saturday night too MysterChopper if you get a chance http://www.cniradio.com
doctec: yeah, we are all bushed by last year
Honey Sanchez gives everyone a jamaican hug hasta lumbego, me voy tambien nite all see you next week have a great week
doctec: i will try and get another mtbf done tomorrow for sat nite's show
cease: i was reading last week's chat, where austin is rooting for lili's lungs
MysteryChopper: Yeah Ambushed
cease: you too honey
Bambi: have a great night Honey :-)
doctec: nite honey
Honey Sanchez: adios mi amigos you too bambi what's left of it :)
Bambi: thanks doc...everyone loves them!
MysteryChopper: Honey is leaving too??? What is a chopper to do.
llanwydd: nite hs
||||||||| Honey Sanchez leaves to catch the 11:51 PM train to Billville.
cease: do you know honey, chopper?
Bambi: you could get some Lucas Oil instead?
MysteryChopper: Yeah. Neighbors
cease: Lucas has his own oil company?
Bambi: nope but makes a great oil and gas additive that keeps that engine purrring
doctec: by george...
cease: not your george, i hope, doc
llanwydd: never heard of lucas oil
doctec: no thank heaven
cease: the era of his reign is now somewhat curtailed, i trust
doctec: gorgeous gorge
MysteryChopper: It has often been correctly note that the progress of Babe is linked
doctec: latest borowitz report headline: "Bush to Announce Exit Strategy from Reality ... Plans Complete Withdrawal from His Senses by Year End"
Bambi: http://www.autobarn.net/lucas.html
doctec: “The president never intended to occupy the world of reality indefinitely,” Mr. Snow told reporters. “He is planning a new way forward, and that way forward is a one-way ticket to fantasyland.”
llanwydd: whatever happened to Pig Oil? Better than foreign oil
MysteryChopper: Hey, leave the guy alone, he is all hopped up on bearwiz
doctec: The White House spokesperson said that the president refused to set a formal timetable for his withdrawal from reality, but added that it was realistic assume that Mr. Bush’s exit from the real world would be complete by year’s end: “It helps that he’s ninety percent of the way there already.”
MysteryChopper: yes but, what is his reality?
MysteryChopper: We need Bush.
MysteryChopper: Let me finish
doctec: you don't wanna know!
MysteryChopper: We need bush to star in his wn reality show.
MysteryChopper: own
cease: sounds like a job for Harry Shearer
MysteryChopper: We will have him right where we need him, on cam all night and day so he can't make another move
MysteryChopper: at all
cease: the truman show, only with bush
MysteryChopper: He would sit there like the ending of Psycho
doctec: "Presidents Gone Wild!"
MysteryChopper: for the whole season
cease: reading The Pet Goat
Bambi: this whole 'situation' with the 'war that never ends' is sad ... damned if you do, damned if you don't ...
MysteryChopper: As long as he doesn't flash his boobs
Bambi: makes me frustrated that our tax dollars have been used to put us in this position
cease: i woyuld be sorry for your country, bambi, if it werent so diverse of possibilities
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: but watching that lapahm flick i talked about last week codified its significance, we all know about it outside the us but not enough of your citizend know or care
MysteryChopper: Just get binny and end this strife
doctec: to the surprise of no one, the clip of hussein's hanging taken with a cell phone is up on youtube
Bambi: our citizens didn't choose this ... our gov't did
doctec: a snuff film for the masses?
llanwydd: that must me some cold virus that's killing us around here
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Bambi: yeah, and you can probably find the beheadings on there too
doctec shakes his hourglass, figures it must be running a little fast
cease: yes thats what the flick is about, bambi. lapham has been yelling aobut this for 40 years, vidal evne longer and there are a few others but this is not general knowledge or discussion
Bambi: you know who isn't doing too badly on the time is he?
cease: no who?
MysteryChopper: Shh he will wake up, that snide bastardo
Bambi: C a t h e r w o o d lol
doctec: yeah, now that firesigntheatre.com is on new server hardware, cather the wood is doing a much better job keeping time
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a toasted almond.
MysteryChopper: Catherwood yels out shud up you.
||||||||| Catherwood yelss out shud up you.
Bambi: and Catherwood, please pour favorite drinks for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood gets favorite drinks for everyone.
cease: are you happy with the lodestone software situation, doc?
MysteryChopper: wow he speaks typo
doctec: cather, would you?
cease: i have been to the site and found errors on my own products, but not recently.
Bambi: lol
cease: uz of that, fred has dif firesigners on my plays than actually were there on his index
doctec: not sure what you mean cat - was bubba here earlier, did he bring up the shopping cart?
MysteryChopper: I wouldn't do Cather with , never mind
cease: i dont speak i dont tyhpe. shit happens
cease: no no doc
doctec: if there are problems with product details, those problems are with the database not the cart code itself
doctec: i don't populate the database with info, bubba handles that
cease: jsut that i hafve found errors on the site about who was on which play
doctec: that would be a data entry error then
cease: we're drfiting into tech wilderness
cease: ah clem is recovering so not long on tonight
llanwydd: brb
doctec: wilder wilderness
MysteryChopper: Doc, if I downloaded realplayer and it asked me to choose it as my default player should I have?
cease: i hope he is getting better, bambi
doctec: mc: no
MysteryChopper: Good answer,
doctec: fortunately, i think you can reset it in real player preferences
MysteryChopper: ok, but I tried to go to Firesign on the radi tonight and friggin AOL couldn't play it
MysteryChopper: radio I meant
Bambi: he's getting better but it's slow going ... he was pretty ill ... so he gets worn out easily ... but getting better as the days go by
MysteryChopper: Bambi is he your other half?
cease: we want to hear him better and better
doctec: sorry to hear it bambi - some cold or flu virus does seem to be going around, i know three people who've been laid low by it
Bambi: iTunes, WiMP, Winamp and even RealOne/RealPlayer will play the shows on CNIRadio
doctec: i have to be careful who i spend time around, i can't afford to catch something and then inadvertently give it to lili
Bambi: and in Linux XMMS and other mp3 players will play it
Bambi: sorry you had trouble wiht it Mystery Chopper
cease: very true, doc
MysteryChopper: I hMy son got it then my wife and the I got it, fifteen days it lasted and it was baaaaad
Bambi: I bet doc ...it's difficult when you have someone recovering in the house ... don't need a relapse
doctec: that's for damn sure
doctec: mc: do you have windows media player?
MysteryChopper: well thanks and see ya next week, same firetime....you know take care
MysteryChopper: I have them all
Bambi: where are you MysteryChopper? and what kind of symptoms ... sounds like something similar to what Clem has
MysteryChopper: coughing, ackey, tired, in bed for a week sleeping
MysteryChopper: Bad coughing
doctec: ok mc try this: if you go to the cniradio home page, there's a url shown in the page -
doctec: do you see that on the cni home page?
Bambi: Clem had a high fever that would flare everytime he'd get up and walk around ... coughing, choking, sinus, congestion, pressure, nausea, feeling really bad
MysteryChopper: I clicked on the link and out pops AOL player and says it vcannot play
Bambi: that's your problem ... you have AOL as your default player ;-)
MysteryChopper: aol media player
MysteryChopper: damn aol
doctec: mc: i'm saying don't click on the listen now link - i want you to start windows media player, select "Open URL" from the file menu and enter
Bambi: you need to copy the URL that doc posted to winamp, wmplayer, realone etc.
doctec: right
Bambi: yeah, there ya go doc :-)
MysteryChopper: I will try it
doctec: leo laporte's show is playing now
Bambi smiles
MysteryChopper: yeah thanks
MysteryChopper: got it
doctec: yaaay
Bambi: (don't forget to book mark it in the wmplayer when you get it working so you don't have to do that again
MysteryChopper: your so tech Doc
doctec: aol player - baaaaaaad - other players - gooooooood
Bambi: how true doc, how true!
MysteryChopper: Thanks guys and nite, it can only get better
MysteryChopper: aol bad
cease: interesting dichotomy, doc
Bambi: glad you got it MysteryChopper
Bambi: have a great night
doctec: nite mc
MysteryChopper: I am not that dick tommy
llanwydd: b
cease: as opposed to a pretty good night
doctec: mom always liked you best?
cease: philip k! your dick is showing
doctec: lol cat
doctec: phillipin' the dick
Bambi: Tommy Smothers Bros :-)
cease: thaknfully you were there to appreciate it, doc. too bad klok aint here
cease: dave?
doctec: he's here in spirit, i'm sure
Bambi: yes very true Cat ... we sure miss Klok ... but he lives on in monophonic sound on CNI Radio :-)
cease: yeah when we say something funny, its as if tiny were with us, and klok
doctec: yep
cease: dave's not here
Bambi: yep ... wish I had known Tiny too
cease: doc you and i hung out with tiny and bunny and so many others during the 99 seattle shows
doctec: so bambi what prompted you & jl to start cniradio?
Bambi: open the pod bay doors HAL....
doctec: cat: i remember it well
cease: that was a high point in our lives and certainly in lew's
doctec: i still have that great group photo from the restaurant
doctec: it was such a gas being there for that show
cease: the one fred sent me, that over mh desk?
doctec: you could really tell the guys were actually starting to enjoy themselves a little bit
cease: we were there for 2 outof the 3 shows in 99l right?
doctec: yes that's the photo
doctec: yes - 2 out of 3 ain't bad
cease: where as in 05 they were more at the beginning of the tour and more insecure i suspect
cease: thats the kinda lyric, bergman puts down in a wonderful 67 oz show
Bambi: we used to help with another radio station but the guy passed away ... a friend at ziggy net suggested we take over the slot, and do computer news and information (he suggested the name as well)
cease: about jagger's back street girl lyrics
doctec: how many listeners do you get on average (a) for your & jl's shows and (b) for the others?
cease: you are contihnuing a proud tradition, bambi
Bambi: so we put our heart into building the station ... and folks are enjoying it ... it's a good thing :-)
doctec: ball park figure will do
doctec: i still want to do a couple of station ids for you guys - i may just do 'em and send 'em, you can use 'em or don't :-)
Bambi: no way to tell fully ... we have our possible 50 sponsored by FTHomeTech, additional relays on ziggy and through Rob, and we are also on CBand satellite ... no way to know all that listen
Bambi: in that respect it's very much like real radio lol
doctec: bambi: how often do you get unsolicited emails from people saying things like "hey, just found your stations, you all do a great job - keep it up."?
Bambi: we really don't know unfortunately
doctec: oops - station not stations
Bambi: could be 20 some or much more during our show
doctec: that's not bad!
Bambi: well, when it was just the one main one we were hitting over 20 not counting the sat
Bambi: and now maybe more ... and some folks put us on LPFM too
doctec: lpfm?
doctec: what's that?
Bambi: Low Power FM
doctec: wow, no kidding - that's cool!
Bambi: hobbyist radio
Bambi: more or less
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| MysteryChopper - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: yeah, it is :-)
doctec: am i correct in assuming you fund the radio operation from your own pockets?
Bambi: yes, it's a labor of love on our part
doctec: that's cool
doctec: what will you do if listenership starts to eceed 50 on a regular basis?
Bambi: we get a few folks who help out and a couple sponsors that help with bandwidth costs
doctec: (notice i say when and not if)
Bambi: we couldn't do it without them
Bambi: we just don't have the funds to do it all
Bambi -)
cease: by sponsors how much money are you discussing?
doctec: i'm glad you get $$$ help from others
cease: you need someone selling sometihng nationwide or more
Bambi: we would have to up our main stream likely to make sure they are covered
cease: not just downtown dendron
Bambi: well, Rob and ziggy provide the relays
llanwydd: well, I must be going. probably see you next thursday.
Bambi: and FTHomeTech fronts the main feed and we send him money to help cover the costs from donations
doctec: ok - nite llan
cease: the small university i went to in ottawa in 69 picked up some radio equipment a local station was discarding and i began playhing firesign on it then
Bambi: night llanwydd ... have a great night
cease: you dont need a lot and you needed a lot more then
Bambi: our main feed is very inexpensive ... for 50 at 16K it's only about 12 dollars and change
Bambi: we found a really reasonable non-american streaming company with servers in the UK and the US
Bambi: many of the streaming companies don't do 16K anymore
doctec: that's not bad
Bambi: and we needed 16K for the dialup listeners and for us (being on dialup)
doctec: i'm not surprised that companies are dropping 16k feeds tho - which is a shame as there's still a lot of folks on dialup
doctec: it's funny, when you get on broadband you tend to forget about that
Bambi: yes, there are ... about 40 percent is nothing to sneeze at
doctec: i know i for one am very spoiled :-/
Bambi: even if it drops to 25 % it would be nothing to sneeze at
doctec: yes
doctec: well thanks for the background info, you answered questions i've wondered about from time to time
cease: yes you have gotten more than you deserve, doc.
cease: not nearly as much as i have thought
doctec looks down at his feet
Bambi: if we ever get broadband, which we might, never know ... we'd like to have a higher bandwidth stream and a 16K stream so dialup users will always be able to listen
doctec: yes, bambi - best of both worlds
Bambi smiles
Bambi: the more bandwidth you use, the higher the cost of course....catch 22 there lol
doctec: ok, lili has just come up from the living room (where's she's been sacked out for the last 2 hrs) - time for me to sign off
Bambi: have a great night! our best to Lili! a
doctec: sorry i got here so late, will try to be on time next week
Bambi: and glad that prednezone is working
doctec: thanks all for your good wishes
cease: ok doc
cease: all our best to lil
doctec: here's hoping 2007 brings better things for us all
doctec: thanks
doctec: nitey nite ...
cease: yes doc and lili, its your turn
Bambi: yep for sure doc
doctec turns off the light and hits the hay
||||||||| doctec is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:42 AM.
||||||||| "12:43 AM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Reed Hovercraft', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:26 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Reed Hovercraft: While we all wonder what's slowing down our computers, I suggest we remember that new tax filing methods, by electronic means, have just recorded the Big Bro Gopher of all time, i.e., id est, General Electric's 2007 tax return was just filed, and consists of 237 megabytes, 24,000 electronic pages, that would have stacked up 8 feet high on paper. I wonder if Slarfleet and the United Federation of Planets noticed that buffer drain in the Neutral Zone. You probably couldn't get out of the Phantom Zone with a sledge hammer now. The zippo static will be off the scale. Oh well, that's the luck of the draw. Civilisation Ho-oh! Now that's a neocapitalist bible if ever there was one, "General Electric's What I Did Financially in 2006, a Handy Explanation For the Edification of Uncle Sam and All You Yankee Doodle Dandies". Read on ... click this follow up http (hyper text transfer protocol, or high tech megacycle logistickular destination, addy, daddyeeoh!) ...... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13068387/.
||||||||| Reed Hovercraft departs at 2:27 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "2:47 AM and late as usual, it's Happy Harry Cox, just back from New York."
Happy Harry Cox: Yet the spectacular light show from the careening Russian rocket's re-entry was overshadowed only by the fact that chunks of space junk could be striking the United States anywhere on the continent. Yet officials in New Jersey claimed the sudden arrival of a metal chunk from space was not from an aircraft! Could it be that General Electric was sent a tax refund from a robot of the future that could not recharge its own batteries? I guess we'll never know! Click these stories ... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16459298/ & http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16471302/
Happy Harry Cox: But if they're not there in the future, don't blame me!
||||||||| Happy Harry Cox scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Happy Harry Cox?! It's 2:48 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
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Happy Harry Cox
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Reed Hovercraft
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