A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 11, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Firebroiled inside, makes a note of the time (8:43 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled: Hello, Dear Friends. It’s so beautiful up here, Dear Driends. It’s so clean. Yes, Dear Friends, there’s no druken drivers here. No broken glass. No air.. . . . Over.
||||||||| Firebroiled is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 8:44 AM.
||||||||| "10:45 AM? 10:45 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Pod should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Pod enters and sits on the divan.
Pod: hello
||||||||| It's 11:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pod - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with x close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:55 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of January 11, 2007 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| x - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 5:41 PM and National-IdentiTweenCard sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
National-IdentiTweenCard: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| At 5:42 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, National-IdentiTweenCard!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| ah,clem sneaks in around 8:36 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Nick'
||||||||| Mudhead enters at 8:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Mudhead: i want my goat back
ah,clem: he will give it back when you leave, Mud, and welcome in
Mudhead: im goatless now
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 11, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Mudhead: uh, where am we?
Mudhead: thank you
Mudhead: umm, listener
||||||||| Warp enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Warp: hi gang
Mudhead: hi Warp
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing ' Bubba's Brain', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Bubba's Brain: Hey all
Mudhead: hiya
Mudhead: do it now
Bubba's Brain: Wazzzup, Wazreal...
Mudhead: do the benediction now
Mudhead: before you fall asleep
Bubba's Brain: homina homina homina
Mudhead: very true, every os sux
Warp: great cut
Mudhead: this is the disk that got me into FST
Warp: it wuz the flip side for me!
Warp: regnad kcin
Mudhead: Antelope Freeway Ahead
Mudhead: someone nudge ah,clem
Bubba's Brain: don't nudge him, he might fall right over.
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits on the divan.
Merlyn: Just popping in for a sec, back later
Merlyn waves
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 9:09 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bubba's Brain: Hey Brian.
Bubba's Brain waves back.
Warp: FM - no static at all!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd plummets into the garden at 9:10 PM.
llanwydd: how's everyone?
Mudhead: hi ll
Bubba's Brain: Everyone is good, bad, and inbetween. Myself, I'm fine.
Mudhead: Catherwood took my hat and goat
||||||||| Catherwood tooks Mudhead's hat and goat.
llanwydd: Hi Mudhead!
Warp: sings along
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood toke my had and goat.
||||||||| Catherwood tokes Bubba's Brain's had and goat.
||||||||| Dexter ''surge me'' Fong sneaks in around 9:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: Hey Dex!
Mudhead: ok, I'll say this just once
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Evening fellow guys
Bubba's Brain: this
Warp: koo koo ka choo
llanwydd: eat it
ah,clem: hi all
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hey Clem
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Clem: Where's that little dear?
Warp: Hello ah, clem
||||||||| Catherwood escorts principalpoop in through the front door at 9:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cease in through the front door at 9:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
principalpoop: ahh hallow
Cease: hi gang
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hey poop and Cat
Bubba's Brain: Hey Cat, PP.
||||||||| Honey Sanchez enters at 9:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
principalpoop: hi ahh, clem all
llanwydd: little deer is now big doe
Bubba's Brain: Cat poop.
Cease: all hallow's eve?
Cease: hi honey
llanwydd: Hey Cat!
principalpoop: hail hail the gangs all here
Honey Sanchez: oh hey i'm here
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: 'olla 'oney!
Warp: hi Cease! poop
Cease: ah, 2 places
principalpoop: hola honey
ah,clem: Bambi is still out working, but will be home soon
Cease: depends on what you mean by "here" honey
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: She's working out?
principalpoop: cat poop? get some kitty litter
Honey Sanchez: hi Bubba's Brain ah,clem Cease Dexter ''surge me'' Fong llanwydd Mudhead principalpoop Warp
Mudhead: whew, thats a mouthful
ah,clem: hola, Honey
Honey Sanchez: ahhh I made a wrong turn on the Antelope Freeway
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Get that wounded cat on that litter Sgt Nurse
principalpoop: surge yourself fong
Bubba's Brain: Aint cut/paste wonderful, Honey.
principalpoop: i was but a mere prat then
Honey Sanchez: ah yeah sure tis =)
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: I'd rather you "surged" me, Nurse
Warp: fell right over....
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, please bring me a large tumbler of electric kool-aid
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a large tumbler of electric kool-aid.
llanwydd: sounds like "search me" with a spanish accent
Cease: sure you, dex? are you draft age? bush must Really be desperate
Bubba's Brain: Wrong turn? Now the signs say 1/16, 1/8, 1/4, 1/2, 1, 2, 4, 8.....
Warp: I love that line
Cease: surge you
principalpoop: is there going to be an acid test? I did not study
Cease: zerno's pair of docs
Honey Sanchez: tsk, poop weren't you a boyscout???
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: A material reference
Warp: gives poop a tab
Mudhead: I studied for my blood test
llanwydd: how did you know electric kool-aid was on the menu?
Cease: give the nice paisely horsey some sugar cubes
Warp: is a pane though
Honey Sanchez: catherwood whispered it in my ear
||||||||| Catherwood ins Honey Sanchez's ear.
principalpoop: no tab, give me a fresca instead please
Bubba's Brain: You get it wrong, Mh?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: It's in the window, llan
llanwydd: oh, of course. on the pane
Cease: i dreamed i saw tom pane last night
Mudhead: well, let me say it wasnt the only thing I was passin
principalpoop: oops, I dropped the microdot .
Bubba's Brain: quick, look for it.
ah,clem: a sugar cube for me please
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: wahzpp!
principalpoop: ahh mr natural
Cease: how about a sacharine cube?
Mudhead: just a quick jeroboam for everyone ah,clem
Warp: a little dust won't hurt... five second rule
principalpoop: ,
Bubba's Brain: But at night I'm a junk food junkie....
principalpoop: from anytown USA
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: poop: is that what Purcellville VA is?
Honey Sanchez: but mr. natural what doe's it all mean????
Cease: speaking of elmer fudd, i read a great book a few days ago called Revel With a Cause, satire in postwar america
principalpoop: check the orange sunshine for clues dexter and honey
Cease: reviewed in my blog, which you all know is at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Cease: very much about the milieu the firesign came from
principalpoop: I am not too big on satire
Cease: then what are you doing in a firesign chat?
Warp: what is satire?
ah,clem: just suck on the slightly paisley white sugar cube, you will understand
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Whimsey, more your style, poop? =)
Bubba's Brain: How many carbs in a paisley white sugar cube?
principalpoop: i mean I can never get enough satire, I am not too big
Cease: pas tense of sitire
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Dramatic Irony, perhpas?
Warp: It's the cops!
ah,clem: 2.4 aprox
principalpoop: as long as your arm
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Oh! A little person..welcome aboard Shorty
Cease: there's a lot of stuff in the book that's before my time. dex would proably know about it
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: Who wrote it?
principalpoop: parody or irony, some word with a y at the end
Warp: been a while since I heard this.... guud stuff!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Parsimoney?
Mudhead: allegory
principalpoop: sheckle?
Mudhead: he built the interweb
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: O' Bligatory, at your service sir
Honey Sanchez: disparity?
Cease: Stephen E. Kercher
principalpoop: mercy mercy, I did not think before I chose y
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Tea for three but nly 2 cups
llanwydd: ambiguity
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: What do you *mean* by that
llanwydd: thanks, I'm having coffee
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Kafir
Cease: here's a quarter
principalpoop: How do I know what you mean?
Cease: they make great limes
Warp: got salt?
principalpoop: wots that boy?
principalpoop: you're left
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: Did the big BC snow storm hit you?
llanwydd: yeah, this is metaphysically absurd, man
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: She's doing something funny
Mudhead: im right
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: That's why Lurlene has the lights off
Warp: funny haha or funny weird
Cease: it did indeed dex
llanwydd: no, she likes to keep the lights off when she's drinking
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: I think it's a Marx Brothers bit
Cease: more snow than i've seen since i left saskatchewan in 71
principalpoop: we're bringing the war back home, where it ought to have been, before
Cease: problem is more the ice than the snow.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: She's saying :Getta you Tutsi-Fruitsy
Warp: don't take the blue acid
Cease: was lurlene wallace gov of alabama when this album came out?
Mudhead: i need ice for my drink
Cease: after her husband was shot?
Cease: i'm pretty sure that's the reference
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: Doesn't this pre-date Wallace?
Honey Sanchez sings along with poop
Cease: who else would lurlene refer to then, dex?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Poop vocalizes silenty
||||||||| oldiesfan tiptoes in around 9:30 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: I didn't know this! There was a real lurlene?
Cease: i know it thought it was wallace when the album came out
Cease: aside from a generic southern name
Honey Sanchez: hi oldiesfan
principalpoop: i sing like lucy ricardo with a sore throat
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: I think it's just a derivative 1930's-40's reference
Cease: george wallace's wife, yes
oldiesfan: yo honey
Cease: we're out of honey. have some sacharine cubes
principalpoop: hi oldiesfanny
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: Only *they* know, and they can't remember
Honey Sanchez: cool poop i sing like ethel mertz with a frog in her throat
oldiesfan: leave my fanny out of this ;-)
Cease: we can ask austin if/when he shows up again
Warp: did someone say Danger?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hiya Oldie
principalpoop: fred sang good, ricky too
oldiesfan: yo dex
Cease: yes, the population of Iraq
llanwydd: no wonder she treats those millions of boogies so nicely
Mudhead: lol
principalpoop: opps wrong chat, sorry oldie
principalpoop: i hate cops
llanwydd: so turn in your badge
oldiesfan: well change the channel sat nights at 8/7 central then
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Don't let your fear gene take over, poop
Mudhead: burn my uniform
principalpoop: i will, me too
oldiesfan: is this where the stoned ralph comes in?
principalpoop: gene rayburn? from the match game?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: I;ll burn anybodies uniform as long it of uniform size and shate and material
Warp: get your lids! 10k! do I hear 12 k
principalpoop: yes oldies fan, turn on cni
Cease: boxer just called lindsay graham her dear friend
oldiesfan: dumb dora was soooooo dumb...
Cease: i hope that was a firesign ref
principalpoop: crimson, sometimes like fire
principalpoop: yes yes
Mudhead: naked boys running thru the hemp fields
principalpoop: yes yes and I said yes
oldiesfan: served my every needs too
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: and why did they ban me in Boston?
oldiesfan: because arnie "woo woo" ginsberg didn't understand the FS?
principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahhhh, clem
Cease: the great clem voice
Mudhead: say hi to me
Cease: much better than the Clam voice
Warp: what is all this powder in my used car trunk?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Arnie "woo woo", Allan's illegitimate brother
oldiesfan: please state your name
llanwydd: well, we could answer you if you tell us what you did in boston, dex
Honey Sanchez: yes i will yes yes yes...oh ah, clem yes :)
Mudhead: you forgot me last week
Honey Sanchez: hola
principalpoop: throw a towel over it honey
Bubba's Brain: or name your state.
Honey Sanchez: stones is resting he has the galloping gamboo something horrible
oldiesfan: arnie ginsberg (evenings on WMEX 1510), not to be confused with arnie's whole beef halves...we deliver
principalpoop: ahh wish him the best
Honey Sanchez: hopefully he will show up in a bit
Mudhead: that sounds painful
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: I wrote that book that ends the FST album, i.e. Ulysses - James Joyce?
Warp: still sounds great ah Clem!
llanwydd: I see. didn't know you were a ghost writer, dex
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: away for refill
ah,clem: tks all
Honey Sanchez: stones just keeps coughing coughing coughing
principalpoop: thank you ahhh, clem
oldiesfan: yo mr. ah, clem
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: A ghost wrider in the Sky
Mudhead: fill him with cough syrup
Warp: Jeager!
principalpoop: you just got well ahh, clem, do not over do it
Honey Sanchez: he has been dosing with cough syrup and theobromine (found in chocolate)
||||||||| "9:39 PM? 9:39 PM!!" says Catherwood, "doctec should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as doctec enters and sits on the divan.
Mudhead: hi doc
Bubba's Brain: hey doc
oldiesfan: yo doc
principalpoop: mike jaeger?
Honey Sanchez: hey doc hi :)
Cease: doc
principalpoop: hello doc
doctec: another nice house today...
llanwydd: Hey Doc!
principalpoop: he walks again by night
Warp: Regnad!
Mudhead: new house?
oldiesfan: "as doctec enters and sits on the diva"
doctec: where's bambi and clem?
principalpoop: the diva does not like when you sit on her, well not all the time
Mudhead: ah clem just disappeared
llanwydd: clem is here. I haven't seen bambi
oldiesfan: Kcin!
doctec: ah, still working
principalpoop: bambi is on location working, ahh, clem just talked
ah,clem: on the road Doc, will be home soon
doctec: (just read log)
principalpoop: ahh voila
Bubba's Brain: He's on the list, just unalphabetical for some reason...
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hiya Doc...what's up with Lili please
Mudhead: i just hold my thumb under the line doc
oldiesfan: KCIN radio backwards is...nick! KCUF radio backwards is... (oops!)
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: UKFC
doctec: well we now know what lili has...
oldiesfan: KFRC?
doctec: (wait for it, wait for it...)
principalpoop: UFCU?
Warp: heh
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: yes?
Cease: radio backward is, confusing
doctec: idiopathic boop!!!!!
doctec: http://www.epler.com/wbtypes1.html
doctec: a.k.a. "cop" (cryptogenic organizing pneumonitis)
Warp: mmmm betty jo...
oldiesfan: ohhhh nannnncy!
Honey Sanchez: that sounds serious, cod damn dyslexia i mean doc
Cease: at least it has an interesting name
doctec: and the good news is that the prednisone (striod) treatment is working
ah,clem: how is lIlli, Doc?
doctec: she's been spending more and more time off the o2 feed the last 2 wks
oldiesfan: my wash is hung out to dry and i must go...
Cease: that is great news doc
||||||||| oldiesfan departs at 9:43 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
principalpoop: ahhh a high success rate
principalpoop: fantastic
Honey Sanchez: that's good, doc
doctec: idiopathic boop occurs in 0.01% of the population - indicating just how special lili is :-)
ah,clem: all our love to her
doctec: (and it also indicates why it took the docs so long to suss it out - it's hard to diagnose)
principalpoop: betty boops are even a smaller percentage
Cease: indeed, doc
doctec: thanks clem & all
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: I went to that BOOP site...it is *so* sureal!! but I'm glad it's identified and treatment is working
Honey Sanchez: even harder to spell
Mudhead: my best to you an lilli doc
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: DOC: What does BOOP stand for, if you know
principalpoop: everybody knows what it means, tell him doc
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: You can tell *me*, Boo...oop..poop
doctec: boop = bronchiolitis oblitherans organizing pneumonia
Cease: betty's family name
principalpoop: i will let doc tell you
principalpoop: yes, that is it
doctec: it's as hard to type as it is to say!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: lol poop
Bubba's Brain: They need to give diseases evil sounding names
doctec: "cop" is the idiopathic form of boop - a form which is more treatable than other forms
principalpoop: is lili a lutherian?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: It's like an episode of "House" if you've ever seen it
doctec: pp: lili answers: "no."
Warp: I'm so tired....
doctec: dex: exfuckingzactly!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: doc: nice interpolation =))
llanwydd: I hate boops! I'll always hate boops!
doctec: pp: lili wants to know: what is a lutherian?
Warp: be well all
principalpoop: oops ok, obliterate lutherian
doctec: nite warp
Mudhead: cya l8r Warp
Cease: one of captain kirk's otherworldly lovers
Warp: thanks Clem!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: A follower of Lex Luther
Cease: warp
Bubba's Brain: How do they expect to get the big research dollars for a disease called BOOP?
principalpoop: one of the big protestant churches
doctec: dex: we are big "house" fans, we've felt like we've been in an extended episode of the show for the last 3-4 months!
Bubba's Brain: A Lex Lutherian?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bubba: And it's probably trademarked
doctec: bb: that's a big LOL from lili & me
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:50 PM and H. Stones waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: can't imagine
principalpoop: my diagnosis was that she had SOUP, I was close...
H. Stones: where did this pickle come from ?
Cease: stones
Mudhead: Hello Stones
ah,clem: good evening, Mr stones
llanwydd: feeling better, stones?
principalpoop: ahhh stones, cough for us
H. Stones: Greetings to all who are here
Honey Sanchez: hola, stones glad you made it
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hey Hem
doctec: lili got a printout from the doc with all the gory details about boop from a website called uptodate.com...
Bubba's Brain: Turn your head first.
Cease: i guess no more bombers for lili
H. Stones: I didnt make it Honey, it was like that when i got here
principalpoop: and drop your pants
doctec: they keep an "up to date" database of documentation for doctors and hospitals
doctec: if you go there, you'll find out that to get any info from them you have to sign up for a $45/month subscription
H. Stones: what date are they Up To, Doctec ?
Honey Sanchez passes stones a tumbler of it
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: How come House's homies don't use that?
Bubba's Brain: at least 1985 apparently
Cease: a colonial war for a post colonial era, quoth brezinsky
doctec: cat: you got that right :-/
principalpoop: i want a computer to diagnose me, it will think of everything
doctec: dex: 'cause if they did, there'd be no show
H. Stones: You seem to have a case of everything Poop
Cease: if there's no audience, there ain't no show
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: No, it's because the hospital won't pay for it
principalpoop: no, I drank a few of the cases, and solved some
doctec: dex: lol
Cease: quoth the song Raino by old vancouver group Chilliwack
Mudhead: not true cat
Mudhead: we've played to noone before
principalpoop: noone, alaska? how was the crowd?
Mudhead: quiet
Cease: ah, Bat City
llanwydd: oh, I thought you meant peter noone
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: LOL
doctec: there's a tag line for a band promo ... "the raving lunatics: we play to no one!"
Bubba's Brain: Quoth the Raino, nevermore.
principalpoop: probably frozen
Cease: a very vancouveresque song
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Raino, the 21st Century's Draino
Cease: wish this snow would turn to rain soon
principalpoop: peter lawford
doctec: ...and new acid raino!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: A proud product of Braino, Industries
Cease: did you an lili drive thru stanley park when you were here, doc?
principalpoop: weekend father
Cease: its full of downed trees now
H. Stones: passes Dex a glass of Draino
doctec: cat: oddly, we haven't had any snow this season so far... it's weird out on the least coast
Cease: we're getting it all this year
Mudhead: truly serious weather freakiness
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Thanks Hem, no pull your Jeans up, please
doctec: cat: yeah i remember stanley park - wow, full of downed trees - must be a weird scene
Honey Sanchez: we are getting it all here in new mexico
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: now?
principalpoop: no snow here, sniff sniff
Cease: thousands of them.
llanwydd: I wonder if global warming might just be "regional" warming.
Cease: looks like a war zone
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: El Nino + incipient global warming
doctec: from what i hear, the jet stream is quite a bit north from where it usually sweeps thru over north america during the average winter
llanwydd: It's been pretty warm where I am so far
doctec: dex: yes, nino + warming
H. Stones: El Ninja with Lee Van Cleefe
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: Jet stream influenced by El Nino and La Nina
Bubba's Brain: Nino? 99 Luftbaloons?
principalpoop: ahhh, that explains it, usually that jet stream brings cold air down to us
Honey Sanchez: it dipped way south to dump a shiteload of snow here in Rancho Malario
llanwydd: El Nino de mind boggeler
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Mother of God, what's going to happen to Little Nino
Cease: the forecast is: no more storms for a week
doctec: weirdness, honey... sorry to hear
||||||||| It's 9:59 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Warp - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: glad to hear *that*, cat!
principalpoop: plague warped
doctec: a break from all the hard action
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Warp! Out!!
Honey Sanchez: he had too much kool-aid i believe
Cease: i hope we can get rid of the iced roads by then
principalpoop: i heard you ate chili this week fong
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: poop: No, I ate Bolivian
Cease: a car ran into Fumiyo from behind this aft on the icy road. hopefully not serious whip lash, damage
principalpoop: ahh ok
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cuidado, roasted LLamas
Cease: the city's garages are filling up quickly
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne in through the front door at 10:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Jeeze Cat
Cease: hi el
llanwydd: Hey Elayne!
doctec: hey e
Honey Sanchez: hello elayne
principalpoop: poor fumiyo, be careful on the ice
H. Stones: He Elayne
principalpoop: hello E
Elayne: Hey all, sorry I'm late, it's been a weird day.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: I hope Fumiyo's ok or gonna be
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hi E
Cease: on these streets, it's advised to drive VERY SLOWLY, if at all
Cease: more surprised than injured, we think
doctec: e, you're gonna love this... the docs told lili this week they know what she has: (wait for it...)
Elayne: Please send Fumiyo my best, Cat.
doctec: idiopathic boop!!!!!
doctec: http://www.epler.com/wbtypes1.html
Cease: thaks el. she'll visit her usual chiropractor, when the roads are safe enough to drive overtown
principalpoop: i can drive on ice, but I know most cannot, so I don't, unless I must
Bubba's Brain: Hey E
llanwydd: back in march of 93 when we had the blizzard the streets of my hometown were closed. all of them if I remember right
doctec: the prednisone (steriod) treatments are working, she's spending more and more time off the o2 feed
Cease: thats the problem, poop. many who think they can, can't
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Ican drive after a few iced dru...drinks
Cease: i stay with the iced drinks, avoid the driving
Cease: avoid the iced drunks, dex
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Wow! Old timer, tell us more
principalpoop: how is E?
Bubba's Brain: I avoid iced drunks.
Cease: ive never tried it. i hear it's a pleasent drug
doctec: smart move cat. tell f we're glad she's ok (or gonna be, as dex put it)
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Buuba: Then stay away from the morgue
Bubba's Brain: I rue morgues
doctec: we tried a new potato vodka, "viking fjord" - very clean and remarkably inexpensive for the quality
Mudhead: buncha stiffs there
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: *I* am Rouge Moor
llanwydd: morgue and stanley
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: what ever that means =))
Elayne: Those of you who remember my friend Leah from my party a few years back, please send some good wishes her way.
doctec: for the price you'd expect it to be sold in plastic, not glass bottles
Bubba's Brain: Its not a lincoln its a fjord.
Elayne: She's in the hospital now, with apparent renal failure to go with the liver problems. Not sure how long she'll be around. :(
Mudhead: Which way?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Elyane, I do, and I will..what's up if you can disuss it
principalpoop: you think potatoes grow on trees?
Mudhead: <---- that way?
Elayne: I'll know more on Monday after Robin and I visit with her.
H. Stones: yes, underground trees PP
doctec: i noted that it is priced competetively with smirnoff but is in glass not plastic to the guy at the liquor store...
Bubba's Brain: They grow under trees.
principalpoop: poor leah, courage for her and you, and I hope the doctors are wong
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Elyane: that sounds very serious...sorry to hear it
llanwydd: very sorry to hear about that elayne
doctec: he leaned forward and said: "would you trust smirnoff drinkers with glass?"
H. Stones: sounds like a shady neighbourhood Poop
Elayne: She's asked me to bring lots of sushi and miso soup...
principalpoop: underground trees? what are you rooting about stones?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong sheys Smirnoff drinkers shoulfn'y live in glasses
doctec: oh my, sorry to hear about leah
doctec: please send her our best thanks
Cease: all the best to her, el
llanwydd: those underground trees are actually called truffles
H. Stones: you ll have to do better than that to truffel my feathers Dex
Cease: i know how fond you are of her
principalpoop: sushi and miso, is that liver food? give her pate de foie gras
Bubba's Brain: Nobody knows the truffles I've seen...
Mudhead: give her whatever she wants E
principalpoop: no, give her what she wants
H. Stones: Hey Lordy
doctec remembers meeting leah way back when, with fondness
principalpoop: listen to mudhead
Mudhead: Good vibes flow in her direction
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Stones: Perhaps you'd like to redirect your remark to llan
Honey Sanchez: ooooh shooz for the dead!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: afk for another
H. Stones: i will think about it Dex but you are closer to him so maybe you coudl do it
principalpoop: the bambi has landed
doctec: hey clem, did my package arrive?
||||||||| MarkTween bounds in at 10:11 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Cease: thats the name of the flick i hope to shoot in japan this summer
principalpoop: ahhh tween
llanwydd: what remark? are you going to leave me in suspense?
Honey Sanchez: hi mark
H. Stones: i am delerious with a far from simple english head cold so nothing can be relied upon
doctec: hey tween
MarkTween: Evenin' all...
H. Stones: Sir Tween
doctec: honey, we're all delirious (in case you hadn't noticed!)
llanwydd: hey tween!
Elayne: Hey Tween
principalpoop: don't forget to email me your bank account number and password stones, like you promised...
Honey Sanchez: yes it's delarious!!!! giggles
doctec: if you read between the lines of bush's speech last night, you'll realize he's setting the stage for a confrontation with iraq
principalpoop: its delightful
MarkTween: Inheriting some millions, P?
principalpoop: iran
Elayne: Do you mean Iraq with an "n," Doctec?
llanwydd: do you mean Iran, doc. cause that's what I'm thinking
H. Stones: sure PP sorry it took so long 88599488599848/40950909454/50909409509090945/57884773899379/ Smegma, there ya go
doctec: you got it e
principalpoop: maybe tween, depends on how delirious stones is
doctec: oh sorry - i MEANT iran!
doctec: sheesh
doctec: sorry
MarkTween: That's the deal with the attack on the embassy. Some "evidence" of something or another, I'll bet...
principalpoop: oops, too delirious
doctec is suffering from delirium
ah,clem: .... im'm fading
MarkTween: "Now's the time to strike". Hmmmm, where have we heard that before?
Cease: there are worse things to suffer from
Mudhead: gnight clem
principalpoop: passes a quick one to ah, clem
doctec: you are leaving, clem?
llanwydd: why else would he send 20.000 more troops to Iraq unless he wanted to use them to invade Iran. that's what I'm thinking
MarkTween: Listening to too much Yes, apparently...
Honey Sanchez: it's weird all the countries beginning with an I are involved in incendiary shennanigans hmmmmmm
H. Stones: if anything happens to me PP i just want you to know that i have left you everything Dexter has not already stolen
doctec wants to know if clem got doc's package intact
Honey Sanchez: iraq iran israel
ah,clem: I may be down, but I am not out, Mud
doctec: listening too much, yes?
Mudhead: ah, but alas I am
Mudhead: ta da
llanwydd: not italy
Cease: mud
Mudhead: g'night my dear friends
Honey Sanchez: italy isnt in the middle east, llan
MarkTween: Don't hear.... he can shout you
Elayne: Night Mudhead!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: But...you gave me al stuff Stones, don't you remember...it was just before you went into rehab
MarkTween: 'Nite Mud
||||||||| Mudhead hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 10:15 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
principalpoop: ahhnight mudhead, have a super week
Cease: tween, thanks for proctor update
ah,clem: yes, the package arived after it's preioulis journey, in tact
Cease: no wonder my emails to him always came back. i had the wrong addy
Cease: around the tit, clem?
ah,clem: mentioned that on air, but guess you missed it
principalpoop: halfsies fong
MarkTween: One can hope, cease...
doctec breathes a sign of relief - the usps did not let us down!
Honey Sanchez: stones, if anything happens to you i will kill you!!!!
Cease: lol honey
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: poop: No Halflings
H. Stones: that will make you an accessory after the fact Honey
llanwydd: what do you think they can do with 20,000 more soldiers in iraq?
Honey Sanchez: fort stinkin desert isnt far from here
Honey Sanchez: i can deal with after the fact
principalpoop: ahh, splitsies?
ah,clem: lol Honey
doctec: lland: not friggin' much!
MarkTween: George "LBJ" Bush
principalpoop: how many baseball teams is that?
Bubba's Brain: What do you do with a Halfling in a Holocaust?
MarkTween: lol P
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: A Banana splitzie nurse
Bubba's Brain: ll: The macarena.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bambi inside, makes a note of the time (10:18 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Cease: you do a ring dance, bub
Bambi: howdy!
principalpoop: ahhh, bambi finally
Honey Sanchez: hello bambi welcome home =)
Cease: hi bambi
Elayne: Hey Bambi!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hey Bambi
llanwydd: that's what I say, doc. not much. that's why I think they may be there to invade iran
principalpoop: macarena and cheese
Bubba's Brain: Bam Bam!
llanwydd: I don't mean they are there yet
MarkTween: Howdy doody, Bambi
ah,clem: Bambi is in the building!
Cease: thats why the military is now run by an admiral
doctec: hey bambi
principalpoop: if I knew you were coming, ida baked a cake, you know ida right?
MarkTween: Seems to me it'd be more of an air war with Iran, perhaps w/Israeli help.
H. Stones: a War to end all Peace
MarkTween: It's all madness, either way
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: I'da write if I knew your addy, Nurse
MarkTween: Quite, Stones lol
Honey Sanchez: yup, hemmie
Cease: maybe the israelis will call their mini nukes for iran, halflings
principalpoop: hey, Iran will make everyone stop talking about there being no WMDs in Iraq..
Cease: make the firesign even more prophetic
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hey y'all, 4 out of 5 nights a week, I watch BBC news and PBS...
MarkTween: That's about it, P
llanwydd: war to end all peace. too close to the truth. this could be a global holocaust
MarkTween: Little teeny nukies?
H. Stones: luxury llan
Honey Sanchez: could be???
Bambi: Hey Bubba, Clem, Cat, Dex, Doc, Elayne, Stones, Honey, llanwydd, Tween, PrinceP
doctec: i'm gonna haveta take a break in about 15 mins or so, dinner will be ready soon (linguine carbonara - yum)
Bubba's Brain: Bam, you should just cut and paste.
MarkTween: Still warm in Dendron, Bambi?
principalpoop: BBC and PBS? no kool-aid fong?
Honey Sanchez: it's time to send in the fighting clowns
Bambi: just having some fun messing with the lines lol ... made too many but in the wrong place ended up with no way to enter ... so hit the back button. ;-)
Cease: a whole lotta people wont beat the reaper if bush bombs iran
MarkTween: Bicarbonate of linguini?
principalpoop: yum doc bon ap!
ah,clem: warmer tonight, last night was a burrr
Cease: fun with carbon, eh doc?
Bambi: yummmm doc :-)
doctec wants to know: are dendron residents called "dendrites"?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: YOu use the raw egg recipe?
Honey Sanchez: bush will let israel do it, cat
H. Stones: they sound very cool Doctec
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Wooh! Cockteaser
MarkTween: At least it looks like the Dems in Congress aren't just sitting on their hands.
Cease: that is likely, honey
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: pardon my excitement
MarkTween: The more likely scenario, Honey
Cease: its not like israel will make any More enemies
llanwydd: sounds good doc. I made spaghetti carbonara the other night. Couldn't affort prosciutto so I used bacon
doctec: dex:lili says "yes, but the thing is the eggs cook with the pasta - otherwise they'd come out scrambled and we don't want that."
Bambi: warm, what's that Tween LOL ... tomorrow will be cloudy and in the 60s thankfully ... after last night about 21 ... will be nice---r for sure.
Cease: i prefer bacon, llan
MarkTween: lol cease - that would be quite a trick
Bambi: Dendronites? Hmmm, good question. Dendronians?
Cease: and snake
Bambi: who knows lol
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: Huh? I just pour the egg mixture into the pasta while its hot and stir it up
doctec: lland: lili says "bacon works too!"
MarkTween: Virginia, the land of extremes
Cease: doc will get the ref. maybe elayne, if shes still here
principalpoop: dendronistas
H. Stones: occasional Nukes spreading west, hot in the after noon with an expected high of 3000.C
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: Original recipe calls for bacon
Elayne: I'm still here, but I didn't see the ref.
MarkTween: Dendrones
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
Cease: is that carlin, stones? sound very famliiar
doctec: dex: lili says that's what she does - it's just that the hot pasta sorta cooks the eggs, that's all
Bambi: if you don't like the weather in VA, just wait 10 min. ;-)
llanwydd: yeah, cat. but canadian bacon is different from american
MarkTween: They walk again, by night...
principalpoop: duck and roll or something like that
Honey Sanchez: i can see you wavin your arms around like the wacky weather man
Cease: we get all kinds of bacon here and assorted pig products
H. Stones: we could all be fried alive, like sausages with eyes
Elayne: "bacon... and snake..." nope, don't get it.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: I think that's the desired effect =)
Bambi: round canadian bacon ... tastes slightly different though cuz there's more meat and less fat too
doctec: dex: yes indeedy
principalpoop: american bacon in sweden is different than american bacon in ah america
MarkTween: Ours comes in Congressional spending bills
Cease: a comic bookSnake n Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret by michael kupperman
Cease: doc discovered it when he was here and i bought a copy too
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: stones : Wanna go piant houses in Devonshire
Cease: funniest comic i've ever read
Elayne: Not familiar with that one, Cat.
doctec: ah yes, i found that kupperman book in north van during a visit with cat and fell in love with it
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bambi: We call it Back Bacon here in the Great White North
principalpoop: the mcdonalds canadian bacon is not as good as it used to be
Cease: i wonder if there's any follow ups to it? that was a few years ago
Cease: its hysterical, el
H. Stones: Piant Dex ? is that how they pronounce it in Tennysee
doctec: well, i'm getting signals from the kitchen that it's time to prep for dinner
Cease: "the best kept semi-secret in comics," quoth Comics Journal
Bambi: Bubba found my new "Opera" (the browser) community blog already ... it's called Security beyond Obscurity lol
principalpoop: will blair make britain help us in Iran stones?
Honey Sanchez: do you have to dress for dinner, doc???
||||||||| surge this waltzes in at 10:28 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
MarkTween: Mange bien, Doc & Lili
ah,clem: mcdonalds never had "canadian" bacon
llanwydd: to me canadian bacon is the same as ham. not much unlike virginia ham, actually
doctec: i will stay signed on while we feast, with any luck i'll be back in about 45 mins
H. Stones: dont think so PP, Blair still determined to pull our troops out starting this year
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Stones: Also the way we Native Americans pronounce it in Piute
principalpoop: hello surge this
ah,clem: true ll
Elayne: Bon appetit, Doc!
principalpoop: ahh ok stones
Cease: i heard blair say no already, but what's that worth?
doctec: well, we do wear clothes when we eat, honey
surge this: Hopefully I won't be mistaken for Dexter Fong
ah,clem: a bit less salty
Honey Sanchez: blair is doing his best to pull out prematurely
H. Stones: what we really want is Blair out of Britain
Cease: our conservative prime minister may volunteer a few canuck tanks
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bon Appetivo Don Doc and Lady Lili
principalpoop: you are right ahh, clem, but they called it that on the egg mcmuffin
llanwydd: but if mcdonald's never had canadian bacon, neither have I
Bambi: virginia ham is NOT canadian bacon ... virginia ham is 3/4 salt, 1/4 meat lol
doctec: it's the table that needs preppring
MarkTween: I guess the Iraqis are going to have to go to radio shack and get some surge supressors
doctec: anyway i'll be back in a leetle while
Bubba's Brain: a friend is on CNN right now
principalpoop: velbekomme doc and lili
ah,clem: dine naked, makes for a great meal
Cease: Lowry's used to make Canadian salad dressing, which had our flavour perfectly
surge this: Hopefully I won't be mistaken for wrote-a-note-oh
Honey Sanchez: enjoy dinner, doc n lilly manga manga
Cease: we call it back bacon here
llanwydd: bon appetit, doc
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Tween: Joke is on them...there's no power
MarkTween: lol Clem - quite a mental image
Elayne: I think I'll be going as well, my concentration's kinda shot.
Cease: eat lustily, doc and lili
Honey Sanchez: bush has all the power
Bambi: enjoy doc ... hi to Lily too :-)
Elayne: Update on Leah's condition next week (and of course on my blog).
MarkTween: so _Bush_ is the electrician!
Honey Sanchez: goodnight elayne i will send positive vibes to your friend
||||||||| Elayne is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:31 PM.
Cease: only goo dthing you can say about that, historically, is that no one has all power for long
surge this: Hopefully I won't be mistaken for Hideo Wallbanger
Cease: we will diligently, el
Bambi: sad to see ya go Elayne ... hope you can pop in for saturday for abit
Bambi: have a great night
ah,clem: or he thinks he is
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Night Elayne..my prayers with Leah
principalpoop: nice E, best of luck
Bambi: what's wrong with Leah?
Cease: hey, we get to hear 2 places again
surge this: Hopefully I won't be mistaken for Lieutenant Debby
Cease: how ironic
Cease: hi surge
principalpoop: are you being satiric cat?
principalpoop: or sarcastic?
Honey Sanchez: this is where i came in, cat hmmmmmmm
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: SURGE: My late night companion as "The men of Modern Comedy"
principalpoop: satanic?
MarkTween: I'm away as well. Maybe back later...
Cease: standiric, and walkingiric upstairsiric to get some more icecubesiric
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Later Tween
principalpoop: surgeo mendez iraq
principalpoop: oki tween
llanwydd: OH, that's right. Fong has a partner. I forgot that
Bubba's Brain: Bam -- yep, I saw your new blog today -- sorry for the delayed reaction, a friend was being interviewed on CNN.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: BAMBI: Leah had severe kidney problems, renal failure
surge this: Hopefully I won't be mistaken for Louise Wong
llanwydd: nite tween
ah,clem: well, Cat, this is shoes, and the other was hcyb, overlap yes, but many join late, think it is working
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Surge: Nor Jim C Fang
Cease: not complpaining, ah clem
Cease: its twice as good this way
ah,clem: k, Cat
Cease: in the 70s i used to put on a firesign album and listen to it all day
principalpoop: louise wrong? she was in furnwood tonight I think
llanwydd: I have shoes. what part is playing now. I'll go put it on
ah,clem: but you are correct much overlap tonight
Cease: good for the brain
principalpoop: from anytown USA
Bambi: oh, man...sorry to hear that Dex ... will keep her in my thoughts and prayers
Bubba's Brain: My friend was being interviewed on CNN about the recent murder spree that took a friend of his -- http://b.rox.com/ -- very sad situation.
Cease: and foreignwood tomorrow, eh?
principalpoop ( BB
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Four Wood? I'd rather use a One Iron
ah,clem: but some come in early, and leave, some join just before sign off, so....
principalpoop: and the army
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Clem: I'm here before the show starts
Cease: very bad indeed, bub
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: and after it's over
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: a full half-hour of TWIT before i lg off
Cease: i've been reading shearer on new orleans in hufpost
llanwydd: so what's on or what's coming on cni? anybody tell me?
principalpoop: no mulligans fong
Cease: 2 places times 2, llan
Cease: that was the week that was
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: YOu people were always anti Irish
surge this: Louise Lasser was one of the dubbed voices in 'What's Up Tiger Lily?" She was once married to Woody Allen but was never one of his stepchildren
principalpoop: wouldn't say no to yesterday
llanwydd: thanks cat. I'll go put it on
H. Stones: yes
Cease: that we know of, surge
principalpoop: aye
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Surge : but she was the original Louise Wrong
surge this: "We're bringing the war back home. We're going to be reborn."
principalpoop: so, who was up tiger lily?
Cease: doesnt louise count?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Oh NO! Not agina
principalpoop: oops, wrong chat
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: agai na too
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: again
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: finally
principalpoop: 10,000 monkeys could type shakespere given enough time and then we have fong
principalpoop: reborn? oh not again please
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Nurse: You never *out* of chat \=)
llanwydd: who am us anywaay?
principalpoop: mostly them and not us
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: poop: Show off..put a tyowel over it
Bubba's Brain: We are small angry men...
surge this: Wong balcony Shakespeare Firesign
llanwydd: who any us amway?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: We're them
principalpoop: a balcony to sing from
surge this: Louise Lasser? Wong is not white
surge this: Wong is not Jewish, for that matter
llanwydd: why did louise lasser always act like she was wasted? or at least out of it. she wasn't really like that, was she?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong waves hands at Clem
principalpoop: what was the other fernwood tonight, billy crystal was gay
Cease: mary hartman
Bubba's Brain: The Wong and Linding Road....
Honey Sanchez is fading
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: mary hartman
principalpoop: i will tweak you ah, clem
llanwydd: in fact she was more that way in MHMH than in woody allen's films
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Clem surge this is not surge me
Bambi: no fade Honey lol
H. Stones: honey buried under mountains of snow i think Clem
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: what is it clem
Bambi: uh, oh! mountains of snow? eeek
llanwydd: princep, I think you are thinking of "Soap" which I don't think was a fernwood spinoff
||||||||| surge this rushes off, saying "10:45 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Are these our shoes?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and boney gets out at 10:45 PM.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: afk etc
principalpoop: ah, the tv show SOAP
Bubba's Brain: .... It can't be Wong, if it feels so White... Cause you, you white up my wife....
Cease: i have some footage to go with this. i should edit it and put it up somewhere
Cease: my visit to my uncle louis' chinchilla farm, in 1956
Honey Sanchez: rummages around for her snow shoes for industry
Bambi: hi boney
principalpoop: it was not a real spinoff, but it was intellectually a spinoff
principalpoop: hi boney
Honey Sanchez: hello boney
ah,clem: soap was a great spoof
Bambi: speak Honey ;-) it's the reverse of fading lol
Cease: industry has enough shoes already
principalpoop: spoof? i bet you just like saying that word ah, clem
boney: hi
Honey Sanchez: woof woof woof!!!!!
Bambi: ah, Honey knows the jig
ah,clem: yes, I do
principalpoop: good doggie, want a bone?
Honey Sanchez thinks timmy is stuck in the well
Bubba's Brain: tweet tweet tweet
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: spoof is almost an onaemotpea
H. Stones: TIMMY !!!
principalpoop: lucky timmy hehe
Cease: indeed
Bambi: Is Tween in the kitchen cooking up some dinner?
Cease: speaking of tirebiter, i ordered his book weeks ago and it still hasnt arrived
Bubba's Brain: The well is stuck inTimmy!
Bubba's Brain: Did you order it from me, Cat?
llanwydd: let me know when side 2 comes on so I can get in synch, somebody?
Cease: no from the publisher
boney: brb
llanwydd: or at least synch in
principalpoop: the warden is tired of the coffee llan
Cease: maybe it was from your webiste though, i forget
Cease: i hope that means he's busy selling lots of copies
principalpoop: are you sure you ordered it?
Cease: the coffin is tired of this war too
Cease: and money was received. thru paypal
principalpoop: ahh ok
Bambi: Bubba did you see my response to your comment on my blog?
Bubba's Brain: Nope not from my site.
Bambi: had to get a plug in for your site :-)
llanwydd: fascinating. I thought we were listening to 2 Places
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bwack
Cease: maybe ossman left the site when he was here.
Bubba's Brain: Nope... didn't see it.
principalpoop: the clamcakes are getting damp
H. Stones: my clamcakes were damp too, i must write to Walmart about this
principalpoop: wb fong
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: HAS anyone loti ced that alt.com fst hasn't had anything new since the middoe of December
Honey Sanchez: i noticed tonight, dex before i showed up here
principalpoop: i never loti ced anymore, i hurt my back
Cease: is the tirebiter book link there, dex?
llanwydd: I haven't looked at firesgn-thtre lately
Bambi: principal poop speaks :-)
principalpoop: wait for it
Cease: yes, theyre better to listen to than look at
||||||||| Merlyn sashays in at 10:53 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat there hasn't been anything new at that URL since 12/25/06
principalpoop: hello M
Bambi: hi Merlyn
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: sorry 12/a5/06
Cease: that is sloppy marketing for ossman's book
Merlyn: hello, still can't stay too long
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: 12/05
Honey Sanchez: moshi moshi, merlyn
principalpoop: yes, just like seels and croft
llanwydd: hi merl
Cease: merl will know
Bambi: maybe they have been on Christmas vacation Dex ;-)
Merlyn: know what?
principalpoop: what?
Honey Sanchez: poop, we may never pass this way again!
Cease: where the site is you can order ossmans book from
Bubba's Brain: Just saw it, Bam. Thanks for the plug.
Cease: bub sez its not on his site
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bambi:I noticed that sub-conscious reference
Cease: i was in touch with the ublisher and sitll dont have the book
H. Stones: ok Honey i will pass it back
principalpoop: just eat more fiber honey
Merlyn: I got ossman's book from lodestone
Bambi: my pleasure Bubba :-)
Honey Sanchez passes it on
principalpoop: you bet!
Honey Sanchez: eat it eat it raw raw raw raw!
Bubba's Brain: Yes, thanks Brian.
Bambi: LOL Dex ...you saw it too, huh?
llanwydd: is it expensive?
Bubba's Brain: Did it arrive yet?
Merlyn: yes, still reading it
Merlyn: gotta go kill some spiders, back later...
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bambi: Sometimes a cigar *isn't* a cigar
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Cease: i think with shipping it was twnety bucks, if not less
Honey Sanchez: noooooooo leave the spiders alone!!!
Cease: i read harry shearer's novel last week.
principalpoop: murderer, murderer M
Bambi: good luck with the spiders Merlyn
Cease: he can be as funny on paper as he is everywhere else.
Cease: but leave the bees alone
Bubba's Brain: It's on my site, Cat, but if you ordered it from the publisher, you didn't get there via my site. I would have sold it to you myself.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: I'm reading it now, Cat whadsya think
llanwydd: that's not bad as books go these days
Cease: its on my blog, dex
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: lol Cat
Cease: when i first stasrted reading it, i thought it was very formulaic, but it got wider and wilder
Bambi thinks it's a good thing Bees'n'Spiders isn't here ... next time Fred would just be Bees
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: Indeed, the first part of the book is so full of Character introductions
Cease: i got more laughs from it than from a month of Le Shows
llanwydd: spies and beesters
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bambi: Dpn
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bambi: NM
Bambi: New Mexico Dex?
principalpoop: Fong RSVP
llanwydd: new mexico?
H. Stones: i just noticed that Nino says i am in Queens this week, no wonder my rent went up
Honey Sanchez: nuevo mejico
llanwydd: beat me to it, bambi
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Mexico NovA, bAMBI
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: OooOPpSs
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: lol
principalpoop: you are a queen stones? talk to tween about trading clothes
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Catherwood, having a good time?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:01 PM, precisely!"
H. Stones: thats not what i said PP and well you know it
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond.
Cease: dressed to kill?
H. Stones: and besides, the last lot of ladies wear you sent me didnt fit
boney: My take on the anti-war movement is don't make a Korea of it
Bambi: Catherwood please pour passes the cheese platter ... that's nacho cheese!
||||||||| Catherwood gives passes the cheese platter that's nacho cheese.
principalpoop: ahh you caught me, i am suitable chastised
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood please pass gas.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bubba's Brain
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Well, you know Hemmie..you have been hitting the Fish 'n Chips and Ploughman's lunch rather hard
boney: out of it
principalpoop: too big or too small? I did my best stones, sniff, I can never please you....
H. Stones: yes, theres a lot of hormones in those fish
principalpoop: wb boney
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
H. Stones: the heels were too high PP i got vertigo
llanwydd: ploughman's lunch? what's that?
Honey Sanchez: stones suffers from high anxiety
llanwydd: I'll bet they call it a plowman's lunch over here
H. Stones: cheese and pickle and bread llan
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: Worms
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: (heh) (heh)
principalpoop: you have vertigo? those lucky girls in queens
boney: the anti-war industry?
llanwydd: high anxiety was a fun film
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: but LLAN, it's really *good* cheese
Honey Sanchez: twas
boney: the anti-war lobby?
llanwydd: I see, stones. I think I had that in weston-super-mare
H. Stones: if i really lived in Queens i wouldnt have Vertigo but its a long way from here
boney: groovy
principalpoop: mel brooks is ok, not bad, bust a gut laughing kind of films
Honey Sanchez: boney i waited forever in the anti-war lobby, but no one showed up
Cease: the firesign have had a lot of police riffs over the years
Bubba's Brain: Hey, all, I'm gonna head out.
principalpoop: is vertigo near tipperary?
Cease: culminating in last album
llanwydd: Oh, I know it's good cheese, dex. it has the most authentic cheddar
Cease: keep on heading, bub
Bubba's Brain: nyte.
principalpoop: night BB and Mrs. BB
boney: what if they had an orgy and no one came?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Honey: Don't worry, we have your photograph..
principalpoop: brie brie brie
H. Stones: its a long way PP
Bambi: High Anxiety!
Honey Sanchez: head on, bubba have a good week
||||||||| "11:06 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bubba's Brain, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Night Bubba
Bambi: night Bubba and Mrs. Bubba
principalpoop: all the guns firing blanks?
Honey Sanchez hopes so
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: boney: If nobody came!!??......."Props"!!!
principalpoop: give us another ballad stones, come on big boy
boney: we're going to be reborn into a Second Life
Cease: is this vaudeville or what?
Bambi doesn't like sardines very well ... especially smoked ones .. Clem likes 'em though lol
Honey Sanchez: sing one for the gipper
H. Stones: for my next number i would like to give you all my rendition of Minnie the Moocher
Cease: after readin gthis history of humour book, i've been noticing how many reference the firesign make
principalpoop: i never smoked a sardine
Cease: to their inspirations
principalpoop: rendition is illegal, do something else
Bambi: had to fix my computer's DST settings manually ... not very hard to do but sad that MS didn't fix it in win2k
llanwydd: no de no de no!
Bambi: lol Clem ... I heard that!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: Don't let your fear gene take over
H. Stones: dont be so impatient Poop my rendition is truly extraordinary
principalpoop: what do you put on your sardine sandwich ah, clem? make a dagwood
Cease: im not afraid of vaudeville
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Thanks ao much JL
Cease: unless the world devolves to a pre-industrial stage
principalpoop: fear gene again, where do you find these memes fong?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: and thanks also, Bambi
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong waves both hands and a leg at Clem
principalpoop: yes, thanks, keeping of the root
Cease: there are other things i'd rather smoke
llanwydd: did you know the origin of the word vaudeville is obscure? there isn't a town by that name in the world
Honey Sanchez: nine oh nine here clem
principalpoop: 3 minutes
H. Stones: thanks once again clem
Cease: i saw a pbs show on vaudeville not that long ago
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Tutti Bene
Bambi: time to go Dex?
principalpoop: vaude is a yiddish word meaning vaude
Cease: i didnt know steve allen's mother was the funniest woman on vaudeville
Honey Sanchez: thank you for hanging in here clem
Cease: tells me a lot about how steve allen happened
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: and ville means golf course
H. Stones: vout o roonie Poop
Bambi: Clem's not going just yet ;-)
principalpoop: mac a roonie stones
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Stones: Want some of this avacado seed soup?
llanwydd: well, I can tell you golf is dullsville
H. Stones: better not after last times incident, but thanks for the offer Fong
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bambi: (I Blush)
Cease: what i remember of eisonhower is images of him playing golf
Cease: as a kid i thought that was his job
boney: http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/seconds-fcc-tca.jpg
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hem: Vout a roonie is Slim
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: AND sLAM
H. Stones: well folks i got to get some shut eye before i fall over
llanwydd: glad to hear you can do something with those pesky old pits
H. Stones: Mc Vouty Dex
principalpoop: feel better stones
Bambi: night Stones ... sleep well!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: He won't be any fun if he fslls ovrty
principalpoop: ahh pit, that is the word, I was thinking pod and cob
llanwydd: hope you feel better, stones
H. Stones: thanks for the fun everyone and the parcel of clothes Poop
Bambi says he's no fun, he fell right over ;-)
Honey Sanchez: restful sleep, hemmie
Cease: indeed stones
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Hem: CEEMENT MIXER (Putsy putsy)
principalpoop: don't wear clashing clothes stones
Honey Sanchez: the nightgown you sent him is sexy, poop
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Nightgowns by Nurse Poop
principalpoop: the photo was illegal in my state, but that is what I heard too honey
Honey Sanchez: designer label
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: #rd world manufactureing
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: 3rd
principalpoop: NP Fong
Bambi: Deputy Dan has no friends
Cease: i think dan does now.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: PooP NP = No Problemo
H. Stones: good night a roonie till next week, stay vout everyone
Honey Sanchez: i should head for the bed myself goodnight folks
doctec: nite hems
Cease: you too, stones
principalpoop: root root stones
Honey Sanchez: have a good week nytol
Bambi waves to Stones
llanwydd: nite HS
H. Stones: waves to all
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Vout Fidelis
principalpoop: sleep well sweet honey ciaooo
Bambi: have a great night Honey!
H. Stones: oreenie Dex
Bambi Bambi waves to Honey too
ah,clem: hasta whenever, Honey
||||||||| Honey Sanchez leaves at 11:20 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| "11:20 PM? I'm late!" exclaims H. Stones, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Noche Honey
Cease: keep on honeying
llanwydd: seems to me I came in about this time last week. I had been sleeping all night
Bambi: Red beans?
llanwydd: evening, whatever
principalpoop: deputy dan spanish comic book
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: You're back..turn around ands tell me how the Carbonara went
Bambi: cool, Clem :-)
principalpoop: wb doc
Cease: i knew it. deputy dan in gw bush
principalpoop: ok, welcome llan
Bambi: wb doc ... good dinner, huh?
doctec: the carbonara was carbonifrific!!!
Cease: carbonized?
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: That old huh? Doc
principalpoop: you have an ara of carbon around you know, aura
doctec: nothin' like "chez lili" - fine dining at its best
Bambi: lol doc
principalpoop: lili makes cheese too? wow
doctec: i dated carbon once - but we didn't hit it off
Bambi: thanks Clem! :-)
llanwydd: interesting. I lived for a couple of years in a town called Carbondale
boney: tastes like pork
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc" NOd off to the flickering light of a Beta-max
llanwydd: coal mining town in PA. what a horrible name
llanwydd: why not just call it Sootville
boney: sonny carboney
doctec: oooh, betamax - hey why don't we go all the way and pull out the ol' 8mm projector and look at home movies?
principalpoop: full blown toad away, wow
doctec: blast from the past!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: poop: I'm already parked
boney: eight track, quad stereo
Bambi: great idea doc ... love that old *click* *click* *click* of the old 8mm projectors on the film
ah,clem: good night, and thanks everyone
Cease: some home movies my parents took of my uncle's chinchilla farm in 56 should be accompanied by that firesign chicnhilla piece from dear friends, eh doc?
llanwydd: you know, I have a super 8 movie I made when I was twelve and I have never seen it
llanwydd: could never afford a projector
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Doc: Only if it's on blue-ray
principalpoop: thank you, keepers of the Root
doctec: cat: you bet
principalpoop: toad away
Cease: you can get it transferred to digital tape, llan. thats what i did with my parents collection
llanwydd: but I still have the reel and every few years I look at it to see if it's still in good shape
principalpoop: you made a movie in a super 8 motel, hehe llan
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: back soon
Cease: i just had an idea. i'll ask indra, but i think bit's little flick on the bitsite should be on youtube
principalpoop: hail rita
boney: we're going to reborn with iPhone implants in a below the belt bottoms up orgy of cybersex in virtual reality called Second Life
Cease: or perhapds not, boney
Bambi: awwww, that's a shame llanwydd ... wonder if someone could make a DVD or CD out of it?
boney: Second Life 2.0
doctec: soon you'll need a second mortgage to live that second life
boney: iPhone brain implants
doctec: that's a great idea cat
llanwydd: I don't know bambi. I only have a vhs player and I'm waiting to see if I can get a dvr
principalpoop: toledo texas
Cease: i actually have a fair number of things and ideas. youtube has opened up a brave new world for me
boney: Nite
Bambi: I really do like the iPhone or whatever Cisco will make them call it eventually lol
Cease: boney
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| MarkTween - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ah,clem: see ya all next time
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 11:30 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
llanwydd: yeah I like youtube but I have trouble with it
boney: Cisco knows all about internet bone
doctec: iFon
Cease: actually i just feel competitive cuz paul and his wife are finally posting thier stuff. have you seen any of krassner's standup? pretty good
Bambi: Tween is down with the measles ....
Cease: i told him i'd have something up soon, so that means i have to
boney: major bones
doctec: iTalk?
llanwydd: not msntv2 compatible. but with effort I can watch the videos very slowly
boney: iBone
doctec: iBlab?
||||||||| boney rushes off, saying "11:31 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
principalpoop: ahhh those red spots, I thought it was mosquito bites, poor tween
Bambi: iClatter
doctec: iConnect?
Bambi: iBrowseTalkChatEmail
||||||||| boney steps in at 11:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: bwrakish
doctec: i'm thinkin' of doing an iPhone op-ed piece for this week's mtbf - not sure yet but leaning that way
boney: Cisco Kid, he was a friend of mine
principalpoop: wb boney fong
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Cat: I'm still watching episodes of DaVinci's Inquest
Bambi: iBETCHA (browse email talk call hack answer)
boney: hey Crisco!
principalpoop: ahhhh Cisco, mumbledelalibra
doctec: bambi: lol
boney: bye poop
Bambi: that would be great doc! I love it already!
||||||||| "11:33 PM? I'm late!" exclaims boney, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Bambi: night Bony
Bambi: Boney even
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Bone Evelant
Cease: boney
doctec: i'll give it a try then
principalpoop: elephant bone? that is a tusk
doctec: i think i'll take off as well - i have some mtbf writing to work on
doctec: y'all have a good rest of the evenin'
principalpoop: it was super news doc, keep getting better lili, ciaooo
Cease: off you go doc
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Night Doc and continued best wishes for Lili
Bambi: there are so many cool features on the iPhone ... really is the next generation if it does all they showed in the keynote as well as it did for Steve Jobs
llanwydd: nite doc. say hi to lil
Cease: boop's away!
Bambi: night Doc and Lily!
Bambi: gonna head on out myself as well I guess .. .been a long day and need some rest!
Bambi: great to see everyone!
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong notices how easily Bsmbi id seduced by technology...wanna see my thermidor
principalpoop: yes the bus is leaving the station, I will jump too, have a super week :D
Cease: you too, bam
doctec: thanks for your good wishes re lili everyone
llanwydd: nite bambi. good to see you again. say hi to clem
doctec: see y'all next week
||||||||| At 11:37 PM, principalpoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
doctec: ttfn ttyl etc
doctec: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
||||||||| Around 11:37 PM, doctec walks off into the sunset...
llanwydd: and next dex is going to go move his car
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: The Nurse haw left the building...you're on your own
Cease: ok then, off we go
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: Moved earlier tonight
||||||||| Cease leaves to catch the 11:38 PM train to British Columbia.
llanwydd: aha
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: oho
llanwydd: the Bster has left without saying goodbye
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Night Cat
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: Think Bambi is in an "off node"
||||||||| Outside, the 11:39 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn: "Hello, I must be going..."
llanwydd: welcome back merl
Merlyn: Looks like I got here just to sweep up
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: But Merlyn is alive and coughing
Merlyn: reassembling for another assault on the spider boss
Merlyn: see you next week, I'll catch up on the log
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:41 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: The Spider boss isa triple immune with super sprrd
llanwydd: nite merl
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: speed
Dexter ''surge me'' Fong: llan: Night tio you
llanwydd: that's as funny to me now as it was in the late 70s
llanwydd: night dex
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter ''surge me'' Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
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H. Stones
Honey Sanchez
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