A Firesign Chat
03/01/2007




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 01, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:34 AM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
Firebroiled: FLASH [coughing] : I’m all right, Roger. Just a little argument with my co-pilot. And guess what, Rog? The little needle pointing to “E”--and, while that’s always stood for Excellent in my Book, I guess it means I’m out of gas. You’ll have to sing me in, my friends. My favorite. Hymn 15--17. ........ Aghh . . . [fading]
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves at 8:35 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DrHappyHarryTween in through the front door at 8:18 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DrHappyHarryTween: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| At 8:18 PM, DrHappyHarryTween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers enzo in through the front door at 8:27 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| "I'm going to The Kennels" says enzo, and leaves.
||||||||| Outside, the 8:55 PM bus from California pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Mark'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 01, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
ah,clem: hey Merl
Merlyn: Snowed away, snowed away! Snowed away, SNOWED AWAYYYyyyy...where do you go when you're snooooooooowed awaaaaaaaaay?
Merlyn: snow, I can dig it
Merlyn: hey clem
||||||||| Catherwood ushers H. Stones in through the front door at 9:04 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
H. Stones: Greetings
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DrHappyHarryTween close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
DrHappyHarryTween: I was right about the comet! Read my book and see why!
DrHappyHarryTween: Hey all...
DrHappyHarryTween: Snowed away, eh Merl?
Merlyn: you could make a comet out of the snow we got
Merlyn: or a Mr. Clean
DrHappyHarryTween: Getting plenty of exercise with the snow shovel, I take it...
Merlyn: whoa, they make SHOVELS for snow?! Now ya tells me!
DrHappyHarryTween: I'm on Rob's feed, Clem
DrHappyHarryTween: lol
DrHappyHarryTween: And there you were using your tongue...
||||||||| boney steals in around 9:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
DrHappyHarryTween: Hey Bone
ah,clem: o'tay Tween
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:09 PM, dragging cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
boney: I'm unfashionably on time
cease: unfashionable, eh, bone?
cease: you snowed in merl?
cease: we are between rather minor snowfalls, at least thus far
Merlyn: pretty much cat
Merlyn: didn't go to work today, might not tomorrow
boney: H. Stones lives in AOL, AOL
cease: we've already had more snow this winter than i've ever seen in van
cease: roads impassable? trains derailed?
boney: according to Nino.
cease: fucking cn bought by the yanks and now its derailments all the time
cease: even without snowfalls
ah,clem: we did not get any snow in Va, at least nothing that stuck
cease: i think they want to put in a new railroad with a more yankee kinda name
cease: lose even more money
cease: we had flakes the size of stamps here this aft, but they didnt stick
DrHappyHarryTween: Yeah, but the ticket prices are lower, right Cat?
cease: lol tween
DrHappyHarryTween: I'm expecting "Wal-Rail" any day now...
cease: im watching buncha newses and they're all of crashes in snow
boney: On Tuesday I performed a little test and posted to the chat room using my Nokia n800 Linux Internet Tablet... Not one of Dr Tim's tablets
cease: tuesdsay?
boney: it's a glorified PDA
boney: Yeah, no one was here.
DrHappyHarryTween: The UL also. Didn't know tghere was a Virgin Rail. They're into everything. The UK version of US+
cease: oh its a machiine
cease: i thouguht it was just welding
ah,clem: I could use a tiny dr. tim tablet tonight...
DrHappyHarryTween: UK, that is...
boney: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/Tuesday.html
Merlyn: Ah, you were "n800": http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/Tuesday.html
cease: you got snows in uk, stones?
Merlyn: Only good until next tuesday though
DrHappyHarryTween: lol - feeling your age, eh clem?
Merlyn: and only the waiting room is logged
boney: the 'is nothing sacred' tablets
cease: we could all use tiny doc again
ah,clem: just need an imagination spark
cease: i was just reading over some emails from him today from 5-6 years ago
||||||||| "9:16 PM? 9:16 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwyddorsomeonelikehim should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwyddorsomeonelikehim enters and sits on the divan.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: evenin folks!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies MoonstruckHoney Sanchez into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:16 PM, then departs.
||||||||| H. Stones departs at 9:16 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
ah,clem: feeling the moon rise I guess, and not ready for it
DrHappyHarryTween: Evenin' LL
ah,clem: been so worn out
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hello all youse bozos :)
cease: i coulndt find the docs doc requested, but it was great to see tiny's voice again just in his name on an email
cease: llan
DrHappyHarryTween: You were slapped by a Moonie, Honey?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: on to the heart of the moonrise
cease: honey
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol yes i am in the process now
boney: b0rk b0rk b0rk is what Doodles Weaver said wearing nothing but a diaper while sitting on the lap of the statue of Herbert Hoover at the unveiling ceremony for the statue
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:17 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs MoonstruckHoney Sanchez by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
DrHappyHarryTween: You two have been quite busy apparently, clem. Well, busy is good (in measured amounts)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: doodle weaver was a comic genius
ow ow ow ow ow ow OWIE!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:18 PM and MoonstruckHoney Sanchez waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: doodles
boney: the story may have been somewhat embellished over the years
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: didn't mean to reduce him to singularity
cease: i barely remember the name
DrHappyHarryTween: Doesn't strike a chord here...
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: doodles weaver was one of spike jones' City Slickers
boney: he was impersonating a seal. perhaps a Navy Seal or a sea lion working for Homeland Security
cease: i see the jays won their first game today
cease: against red sox.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: probably the funniest Slicker
cease: jays-sox contending for first this year?
ah,clem: doodles was cool
boney: corny
boney: the antithesis of cool
boney: Birdman Parker was cool. Doodles Weaver was corny.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I wouldn't say he was corny. you have to admit he was versatilte and there was no one else like him
ah,clem: ok, just thought he wa funny
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: versatile
ah,clem: was
boney: the Spike Jones band won the annual Downbeat magazine readers poll ten times in a row... Corny triumphed over cool
Merlyn: sigourney weaver is doodle's neice or something like that
cease: read great article on kitch by milan kundera in jan 8 new yorker
boney: I think maybe it was a big prank
cease: kitche was the art of the east europe my grandparents came from, late 19th century
cease: actually most of europe at that point
boney: Charlie Parker versus Spike Jones?
cease: going thru museums of peoples houses from that era recently
cease: made me recall how claustrophic it was
boney: Miles Davis vs. Doodles Weaver?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: kitsch has its place. I don't know why anyone puts it down
Merlyn: the kitschen
DrHappyHarryTween: Your blog entry on recent books was pretty interesting, Cat.
boney: is it possible to be so corny that you become cool?
cease: what came to be known as modern art was a revolt against it, so it had that purpose
DrHappyHarryTween: "What are all these Iranians doing here?"
cease: i do my best tween
ah,clem: I think so
boney: or were the readers of Downbeat pulling our leg?
cease: i am rarely not reading so i might as well comment on it
DrHappyHarryTween: You read some good material. Do keep up the commentary :-)
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: anyone who makes art out of "corny" is an artist
cease: its more interesting than just food all the time
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: and any true artist is cool in my book
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: maybe that's going too far, actually
cease: you can get a new honda here for 16k
DrHappyHarryTween: You do find some amazing eateries...
cease: wathicngf xconsu7mer reports car report
DrHappyHarryTween: Hey Dex
cease: i didnt know you could get anyting new for that
ah,clem: are you keeping your hat on your lap tonight Tweeny?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Dex!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:27 PM and late as usual, it's H. Stones, just back from Funfun Town."
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/ I have been Stumbling about
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: actually its going MUCH too far. forget I said it
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hi stones
Merlyn: he's just a thrown stones
Dexter Fong: Hi there clem. boney, Cat, Tween, Stones, llan, Merlyn and Moon Unit Sqanchez
DrHappyHarryTween: Why, clem, how did you know I was having sex with my hat?
cease: dex
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hello dex
Dexter Fong: Sanchez
Merlyn: firesigntheatre.com gets a lot of stumbleupon traffic
ah,clem: hi Dex
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol dex close enough
Dexter Fong: Honey: Not close enough (wink wink)
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol
ah,clem: just an instinct, tween
ah,clem: and the moon is rising
Dexter Fong: The Active Booty Retirement Corps
DrHappyHarryTween: ROFL - the picture of the seal clubbing the baby human...
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: i guess the moon isn't the only thing rising
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: first time I looked at firesigntheatre.com was in a public library before I had my webtv. Netnanny shut down the PC when I clicked on Dr. Winkydink
ah,clem: say no more, wink wink, nod, nod, know what I mean
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: yeah appropriate, tweeny
DrHappyHarryTween: No, no clem... the horizons moving up!
Dexter Fong: Honey: I rise to salute you
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it's embarrassing to have that happen in a smalltown public library
Merlyn: did buzzers go off?
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol llan netnanny shut you down haha
Dexter Fong: Yeah LLAN: I was shut down by a 409
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: that's funny dex
DrHappyHarryTween: A 1962 Impala, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Funny: Not so llan, I blew a seal
Dexter Fong: I told everyone it was vanilla ice cream but I lied
cease: going up
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no buzzers, merl but it was just as embarrassing to have to tell the librarian the netnanny shut down the computer
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: haha dex
cease: my cat blues just asked for food
Dexter Fong: ho ho Honey
ah,clem: I can just picture it, a quiet library, and the red lights start flashing, and the sirens go off, and a spotlight hits you..."I was just researching FireSign Theatre"
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: netnanny doesn't like dr. winkydink
cease: i answered, "bluesing down the river, on a lazy afternoon" thanks dave ossman
DrHappyHarryTween: Impala 409: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/62CHImp409.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/m3.html&h=321&w=550&sz=19&tbnid=N7OpOnoxas6NdM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dimpala%2B409%26gbv%3D1%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
Dexter Fong: Tween: You've got the longest URL *I
Dexter Fong: ve* ever seen
Merlyn: scroll that monstrosity off the screen
cease: merl, any word from ossman on success of his literary venture?
DrHappyHarryTween: Sorry, that's Google images
cease: have you finished it yet?
ah,clem: lol
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, 86 that URL
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
Merlyn: no, cat.
Merlyn: no, cat
cease: dont read my review till you do
Merlyn: I've been busy
cease: not that it's that long or anything
Merlyn: ok
cease: but i can understand your desire to suspend
cease: i want to give every firesign project as much suspension as possible
DrHappyHarryTween: This one's a little better: http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/m3.html
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: yes, better
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:36 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hola senor poop
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: hey Princ!
DrHappyHarryTween: Hang them from the flagpole, cease?
Principalpoop: howdy
DrHappyHarryTween: Hey P
cease: hey poop
Dexter Fong: Hi Poop
Principalpoop: hola hi hejsa
cease: good piece on pbs now on new tvs
||||||||| Outside, the 9:37 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps') coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: pn thier news show
Principalpoop: what am I listening to?
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Good eve, All.
cease: problem is the "smnart guy" has a shirt which looks like shit on tv
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Tor!
Dexter Fong: Hey TOR, still having trouble with that Chinese Cook of yours, I see
cease: yippie tor one one
Principalpoop: ahh memory loop
Dexter Fong: Poop: How Time Flys
DrHappyHarryTween: Evenin' Tor
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:38 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs H. Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: the problem with firing a chinese cook is, an hour later you have to fire him again
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Yeah, he keeps telling moi his phone number, but, it's always the Wong number'
Dexter Fong: Oh! Poor Stones, he's been bum rushed
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: great galaxies! look at that!
DrHappyHarryTween: groan, Merl
boney: Nino thinks that I'm in Tennessee
Principalpoop: i am sure stones has been thrown out of better chats than this
boney: I'm really in California
Merlyn: do you live in a "right-to-wok" state>?
cease: lol merl
ah,clem: finer than a g-nat's har, mr m
boney: Which is why on time is early for me. I'm sipping breakfast tea
cease: but unreally, you;re in middle earth?
ah,clem: good morning Boney
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Moi lives in a right-to-not-know-which-is right.....or left.
boney: unreally the Dubster is President
boney: unreal
cease: cklem, when ossmnan wrote that, magnification was far from what it is now, particularly in terms of distribution
Dexter Fong: Tor: This unhealthy fascination with your hired help is not a good thing
cease: i turn on myu computer and nat geo has a photo of atoms mating, or something
ah,clem :)
boney: making the world safe for SUVs
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I don't hear anything about republican presidential candidates. anyone important running?
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Ohhhhhhhhh, moi gotz a "Good Thang"
cease: will the mayor of new york become the mayor of the world?
boney: according to the Atomic Clock, it's 6:42 PM here
Dexter Fong: llan: John McCain declared last night on Letterman
cease: not a good sign for the darker citizens there of
Principalpoop: i will vote for Nixon, Dick's the One.
ah,clem: vote for none of the above
DrHappyHarryTween: Quite, Boney...
Dexter Fong: One Dick, over all, indivisble
Merlyn: that old gray mayor
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: interesting dex. he might have a chance
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Dickie Nixon and other guests at Joe McCarthy's wedding.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: funny to hear he was on letterman
cease: can still do viagra ads
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Gilda the zep
Principalpoop: like nixon on laugh-in Sock it to me?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:44 PM uptown bus from Bronx pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Doc!
doctec: koff koff
Merlyn: hey doc
Principalpoop: ahh, wots up doc?
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Bye, Doc
Dexter Fong: llan: True...lot's of folks just focus on his war record...prisoner and all that...but he's a flip flopper....not that there's anything wrong with that
doctec: hi - by - ?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'll never forget the time Billy Graham was on Laugh-In. I couldn't believe it
||||||||| DrHappyHarryTween says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, DrHappyHarryTween exits at 9:44 PM.
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc, it's your break
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): OHHH, I thought he goin', but, he's a-comin'
doctec: i could use a break!
Principalpoop: tween and stones fell ou
Principalpoop: t
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): That "Doc" 'tis gone.....real gone, daddy-o
Dexter Fong: We'll just implant these disc brakes in your cervical column
doctec: i've been feeling a little gone lately...
Principalpoop: come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): CNI has a good feed. Even my lill' 56k can handle it.
cease: persons
doctec: weird week, not exactly sick but definitely under the weather - not firing on all cylinders etc
cease: what a great intro
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): URGENT!!!!!!!!!
cease: yeah i've been far from health for a week or so
Dexter Fong: You Are Gent!!!!!!
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Drink some rooiboos, Doc
doctec: i know whatcher sayin'
cease: is lili ok?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DrHappyHarryTween falls out at 9:47 PM.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I don't think McCain has the star quality that a presidential candidate needs in the 21st century
Principalpoop: wb tween
Dexter Fong: Tor: Don't understand Chinese Soda Shop Jargon
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): It won't help but 'tis de'lish
DrHappyHarryTween: Was getting really slow response. Trying to burn a DVD in the background...
Principalpoop: bush did?
doctec: she's been off the o2 for a full week - but her stamina is definitely impaired, and the prednisone gives her a bad case of the shakes
boney: Nixon spent his honeymoon at the Mission Inn hotel, where Harold Hiphugger spent his childhood "in the ornate and confusing surroundings of the Mission Inn - a palatial hostelry in the Hispano-Moorish Style, located in Riverside, California - where his mother, Belle Hiphugger, was employed as a restorer in the Cloister Art Shop." I didn't write that, but I wish I had. Reagan had a honeymoon there with his first wife actress Jane Wyman.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: bush kind of did, I have to admit. He looked better than mccain
Principalpoop: don't need to burn them, just throw them away
Dexter Fong: Burning DVDs in the background, burning books in the library
DrHappyHarryTween: Man, that's rough, Doc.
doctec: in other words, a good news / bad news report
cease: not good doc
doctec: but we're hanging in there all the same
DrHappyHarryTween: At least she's breathing on her own...
||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 9:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Bunnyboy: lo dere
cease: hey bun
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think hilary has the best chance. obama will win the Good Sport Award
Principalpoop: going in the right direction
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
boney: Teddy Roosevelt visited there
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Nixon and Ike had their big 'let's be friends' meetin' just down the road from moi.
doctec: if anyone here is into mst3k, last week i stumbled on a site that streams all the episodes 24/7 - veneficus.net
boney: Will Rogers visited there
cease: grewat to hear wolfman as part of a firesign project
Dexter Fong: Sneaky Bunny!
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the voters will tell obama to come back when he's a little older
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Joe McCarthy started his Commie Hunt just up the street.
cease: didnt el send me all of them/
DrHappyHarryTween: Obama was in Austin the other day. He's definitely getting wide support.
Dexter Fong: Moi: The Chinese Zelig
cease: you think hillary will be your new prez?
Bunnyboy: doc: Best to Lili. That Predisone is nasty stuff, even though it is designed to pump (*clap*) you up.
doctec: conventional wisdom (subject to change without notice): it will be hillary vs. rudy
cease: you are familiar with it, bun?
Dexter Fong: llan: And whiter
boney: the fattest President visited there... I can't remember which one... They had to make a special chair for him... It's on display in the lobby
cease: taft
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: It's too early to tell, cat. But I think she has the best chance
DrHappyHarryTween: Only as a hobby, right Bun?
doctec: thanks bb. and yeah, it definitely is having that 'pump you up' effect on her - much to her dismay :-/
boney: they must have lowered him onto it with a fork lift
Principalpoop: you tafty if you think it was taft
boney: chair's the width of a sofa
Principalpoop: r
Bunnyboy: cat: Yup. Hodgkin's survivor, me. Clean since 1989.
cease: anyone without an (r) next to her/his name is bound to be an improvemnet
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): President John Buster ??????
cease: good for you bun
Bunnyboy: Well, remissed, I should say.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I read that taft weighed over 300 pounds
Dexter Fong sings Buster Brown's body lies a mildewing in the grave
Principalpoop: so you think Bush will leave peacefully when his time is up?
cease: ive just survived life so far. no labels on it yet
doctec: http://www.zod2008.com/
Principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahhh, clem
boney: Buster's a dolphin at Sea World... My SO went out on a date with him... I wonder if he's been drafted... Buster may be shipping out to the Mideast soon
cease: seeing how my parents survive their vast age, its not all that appealing
doctec: http://www.walken2008.com/
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Live Clem
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I just hope cheney doesn't run
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Peacefully and loaded-down with a gazillion tons of PURE.....solid, gold
ah,clem :)
cease: he can hardly walk
boney: An intelligent undersea mammal and a patriotic American
ah,clem: yes I am still alive...
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): HI
Dexter Fong: Boney: Are Dolphins kinda like advanced Navy SEALS?
Bunnyboy: Someone's ticklin' ah, clem, judging by his rap.
doctec: http://prorev.com/2007/02/missing-in-action-american-left.htm
boney: brb
Dexter Fong: I blew a seal once
cease: some newsa piece about dolphihns relaly bieng stupid
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): WifeyWu'
Dexter Fong: But I did not stab the Dolphinb
Dexter Fong: Dolphin
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): WifeyWu's daddy's name was Sanchez
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: you mean miami dolphins, cat?
Principalpoop: stoppit, you make me hungry for a tuna sandwich
ah,clem: not yet, Bambi still on the road, and no one else tickles me
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): His mom got remarried sooooooooooo he took the next name
Bunnyboy: GIVE ME A BREAK?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did you know that Dolphins can type better than you? =))
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Ulrich
cease: i know not of football
DrHappyHarryTween: Emperor Zod, eh, Doc? funny :-)
||||||||| Sick as a dog Bob DiCat enters at 9:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Principalpoop: cat does that on porpoise
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): JIM!!!!!!!!!
cease: ah clem, this thing actually works a lot better in small segments.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bob D
cease: i hopw that is what you plan
Principalpoop: sick bob
cease: hearing a lot of these in a row gets tiresome
doctec: di cat sick as a dog? phlem at 11?
cease: sick bob
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Hey gang, Sick as a dog, but all my dogs never been sick
DrHappyHarryTween: Doc - if only _this_ were in jest...
DrHappyHarryTween: -- "In early July I spoke in five cities around Korea at rallies held by the Women's Federation for World Peace. There, I declared that my wife, WFWP President Hak Ja Han Moon, and I are the True Parents of all humanity. I declared that we are the Savior, the Lord of the Second Advent, the Messiah."
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Tell 'em Jim! Tell 'em Jim. Star Trek TOS reference
Bunnyboy: I was just thinking, the 2nd and 3rd Proctor and Bergman 1970's albums have gotten short shrift on CNI.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: evenin, sick
cease: thats the moon that deserves to be retired
Principalpoop: yes, and george washington said he approves...
Bunnyboy: Not much 3 FACES OF AL or NEXT WORLD, either.
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: What This Country Needs and Give Us A Break?
DrHappyHarryTween: That. of course, is the 'Reverend' Moon
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): "Phlem at 11" :-)
Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't worry...James Cameron has the real deal
Bunnyboy harumphs
cease: you thnink so, bun?
boney: http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/blueplanet/alert/slideshows/dolphinslide.html
cease: far too mcuh for my tastes
Bunnyboy: Bob D: Jawohl.
DrHappyHarryTween: Cameron's stirred up quite a little controversy there...
cease: another roadside attraction, by james cameron?
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Too much for moi's modem
DrHappyHarryTween: lol Tor
boney: Mine clearing operations
Merlyn: where's the frickin' lasers on their heads?
Principalpoop: discovery channel? those are the atheist satan tools trying to spoil easter
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Have to get in ben, Fever, 104, Head and body aches, Weak, and ready to pass out
Principalpoop: i read that book
Bunnyboy: Casting news for the new GET SMART film: Alan Arkin is playing The Chief.
boney: the Iranians use children to clear mine fields
ah,clem: get well Bob
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: plenty of fluids, bob
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): 1 o 4 !!!!!!
Dexter Fong: Bob D: SOunds like its not something to laugh off
boney: so why not dolphins and sea lions?
Principalpoop: the guy from mash? he is not bald
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I usually take aspirin for fevers but to each his own
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: What can make this film is Max.... If they choose a lousy Max then the film is shot.
boney: we are a nation at war
doctec: how about liev schrieber as max?
Principalpoop: yes, drink and keep warm, rest
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: He is bald now, that was forty years ago
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Thanks Pooper
Dexter Fong: Boney: The Iranians use *Iraqui* children to clear mind fields
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: bed rest is just as important. stay in bed for at least a day
ah,clem: a new get smart film, will watch for that
Merlyn: I thought Steve Carell was cast as Max
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): 104.....stay in bed for a week
Bunnyboy: Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway are Max and Agent 99.
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Unless you'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Would yuou beleive, I am in the midst of a tornato warning. I can only wish, thats how bad I am feeling
Dexter Fong: Doc: Just saw Liev Schrieber in Talk Radio...great performance
Principalpoop: i will watch just to see the doors at the start and the music
Bunnyboy: I approve.
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Unless you're Fairbanks, Jr.
Bunnyboy: Liev and Naomi are gonna be parents.
doctec: dex: i bet! he's great
ah,clem: sounds like fun
Principalpoop: 104? BINGO, I WON!
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'm supposed to get half a foot or more of snow tonight
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: good thing I bought a shovel this morning
cease: whats the prob, bob?
cease: won what?
Dexter Fong: Bob: Nino says your in NYC, so am I, is there really a tomato warning for NYC?
cease: canadian indeed
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Dex would I WON TON
doctec: lland: is that the half with the toes, or the part with the achilles heel attached?
DrHappyHarryTween: Would you believe... I'm holding onto my aluminum TV antenna on my roof...
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: I am not in NYC
Principalpoop: the bingo? right?
cease: sapin invents catsup
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Steve Carrell has the look
Bunnyboy: There's a nice 1 hour Gleason retrospective on PBS these days: JACKIE GLEASON - GENIUS AT WORK.
cease: tons of dollars? i'l, take the case
doctec: precip tomorrow for us will be all rain (thank grid)
cease: i saw a few sec of that, bun
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Upstate South Carolina, Nino sucks
DrHappyHarryTween: I think I'll vote Walken in 2008
cease: was it good?
cease: snow gone, doc?
Dexter Fong: ;sighs and murmers; "Poor TOR, he's completely possessed by that oriental deviil
cease: ours is coming in more and more here
cease: toddline in 2012
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): I sold the DeVil in '82
doctec: we had snow monday, 2-4 inches, but it has been high 30s all week, low '40s today so much of it has melted away
cease: toddling
Principalpoop: i thought you were an oriental devil fong
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Bunn, I will look for that ole pal o mine
cease: but the devil came back
boney: Nino's a great guy, one of the best. Microwaves are interfering with his psychic abilities. Damn cellphones!
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I should run in '08
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: till they catch me
doctec: tomorrow's rain will likely wash away the remaining ice and snow plow piles
DrHappyHarryTween: Well,at least Nino's got me in TX, even if at the other end of the state
cease: and wobble in 09
Dexter Fong: Poop: I'm a multi-national devil Fong
boney: Wi-fi hotspots
DrHappyHarryTween: lol LL
Bunnyboy: cat: Yes, quite delightful. As usual, I wished they'd just play the sketches, and shut up.
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Doc where r u
doctec: tomorrow's high will be 43
boney: there's nothing sacred about a linux tablet. So says Nino
Bunnyboy: They did have a fun Honeymooners moment where the Great One had to figure a way to zip up his open fly.
||||||||| Sick as a dog Bob DiCat leaves at 10:06 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Bob D Caterino sneaks in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Gleason: "Props"
cease: i'll watch the rerun then, bun
Merlyn: use no hooks
Principalpoop: feel better bob
doctec: bob d: along the southwestern edge of connecticut - across from long island
DrHappyHarryTween: He's healed!
cease: youy getting snow in seattle, bun?
Bob D Caterino: Thanks to you guys I feel better, laughter and all
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): SICDBDiCat hast gone, bye
Bob D Caterino: Meds will kick in then vavava voom
Principalpoop: did you lay your hands on the chat?
boney: let's take a trip with my linux tablet... now I can fire off incoherent memos from wi-fi hotspots
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Longin' for Long Island
doctec: gotta love those meds!
DrHappyHarryTween: 75 & sunny here tomorrow (sorry hehehehehe)
cease: laughter helps
doctec: boney: just like the pros!
Bunnyboy: cat: Snow has, thankfully, stuck to the northern border of King County. But those clouds have been looking downright biblical recently.
DrHappyHarryTween: The best medicine, no doubt :-)
Dexter Fong: Any body want to contact VD
boney: we can share the women, we can share the wine, we can share the linux internet tablet
Bob D Caterino: Tor, my cousins live in Woodheavan and now in wantau? or something like that
DrHappyHarryTween: I'm first mate....
Merlyn: It'll be 75 here tomorrow, too, but Kelvin...
doctec: precip is supposed to start tonight as snow/sleet mix, then turn to all rain tomorrow
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Virgin Douche?????
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've had a hacking cough since last saturday and I'm sore from coughing
DrHappyHarryTween: lol Merl
doctec: and by tomorrow, i mean right after midnight
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): VD, that is
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: seriiously. cough syrup doesn't seem to do anything longterm
boney: I'm sore from your hacking
Dexter Fong appreciates TOR's Indian spelling of settlements
doctec: kelvin and hobbes?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mark Time into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:09 PM, then departs.
boney: you've turned my linux pda into nothing but a pack of cards
DrHappyHarryTween: Sounds lovely, Doc
Principalpoop: wb mark time
doctec: sim cards?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL boney
Mark Time: howdy Crew and good evening
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): I'll settle for that
Mark Time: hey PP
DrHappyHarryTween: Hello... Mark....
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: good evening...MARK
Dexter Fong: Blast Off Mark
Principalpoop: i thought you said litmus pad
cease: mark mark mark
Bunnyboy: lo Mark
Mark Time: hey Tween
boney: more coughings, llanwydd?
Bunnyboy: Harelipped dog.
Dexter Fong: Only a greeting for Tween
Dexter Fong: In spite of our effusive greetings
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I've had enough
Dexter Fong: llan: You've not had a nuff
Bob D Caterino: i invited some indian friends of mine, American Indians. They shoed up but a few renegades that live off the land came and I did not let them in
Principalpoop: is your cough productive llan?
cease: enough of life?
boney: I can upload art of the insane from a linux pda no bigger than a pack of cards
Dexter Fong: Bob D: Glad to hear they put on footwear
Bob D Caterino: The renegades had no reservations
doctec: can i say hi mark?
Bunnyboy: So I never felt the touch of a warm, naked indian, or....or, in a cold, dark forest...
Principalpoop: yes yes
Mark Time: hey Doc....and all
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no, princ. It's a freeloading parasite that lives off the taxpayers
Bunnyboy: oops, make that NAKED forest...
DrHappyHarryTween: Tell them about the weather in Madison, Mark. Some people have been complaining about a few snowflakes ;-)
Bob D Caterino: Ya, ya, so I invited them to sleep .....
boney: I can e-mail Flipper in the Persian Gulf... Support the troops!
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Then you don't get your merit badge
Bunnyboy: "Now don't forget your LINES!"
boney: Instant messaging... He's got a webcam on his fin
DrHappyHarryTween: But, I forgot my straw...
Bob D Caterino: I have no lines, not in my face either
Mark Time: let it snow.....ach toon!
Dexter Fong Bunny: I already sniffed my lines
ah,clem: Bambi home, and will be in chat soon
doctec: just close off one nostril
Principalpoop: ahh, one of my relatives, say hi, go out and play in the snow, get pneumonia, and then you know why you are coughing
DrHappyHarryTween: That's a great picture. Let's photograph the humans for a change...
boney: Flipper can send pictures to my cellphone
Bob D Caterino: Storm here (Und drang)
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, slick than greased pu-twad / no burden is he / goes potty in the sea
Principalpoop: yah vowel
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): slicker
Dexter Fong: Und Sturm and Drang are not for sale
DrHappyHarryTween: Do what's the snow footage in WI, Mark?
Bob D Caterino: Everythiing else is
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: can you have pneumonia and not know it? I wonder it that's what I have
boney: Osama bin Laden isn't dolphin safe
DrHappyHarryTween: Jeeze Tor lol
Bunnyboy: We just got a new year-round repertory film house, courtesy of the Seattle International Film Festival.
Principalpoop: sure, walking pneumonia
Dexter Fong: TOR: You've got to stop reading those Chines Fortune Cookies
Dexter Fong: Chinesd
Bob D Caterino: looked that up years ago, kaotic type of music
Dexter Fong: close enough
Principalpoop: similar to waltzing matilida
Mark Time: not bad...maybe 8 inches
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL Princ
Bunnyboy: They just opened a new 400 seat theatre in McCaw Hall, home of Seattle Opera, and touring performers.
DrHappyHarryTween: Not as bad as you thought, then...
Bob D Caterino: 8?, 8?, dinner at eight sooooooo lets eat!
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): and they say Filpper lives in a world of wooooonder / yes he does it under, under the sea ...................... ..................... on poipose
Principalpoop: hehe he said 8 inches hehe
Bunnyboy: They're opening the facility with a 7 week long celebration of 50 years of Janus Films.
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): poipose?
Bob D Caterino: I have one for ya
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): world FULL of wonder
boney: Didn't the U.S. government promise back in the Seventies to never use dolphins to sweep minefields? Or is my memory faulty?
DrHappyHarryTween: Your usual wry wit, P lol
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'd love to see some of those janus films on the big screen
Principalpoop: rye
boney: it's treaty time... or is it veteran's day?
ah,clem: loved the flipper thing in "nothing but trouble" flipper is dead?
Bunnyboy: 30 films from the Janus collection, selected from a 50 film mega-collection that the Criterion folks released on DVD, last October.
DrHappyHarryTween: toasted, apparently lol
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I did get to see The Birth of a Nation on a big screen
cease: only the veterans of the treatys get to write the new treatys
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Dead and delicous
Bunnyboy: As you can see, it's a numbers racket.
cease: i live on treaty land in north van here
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): i
||||||||| Around 10:17 PM, Bob D Caterino walks off into the sunset...
boney: I hope Flipper won't be send to Walter Reed Army hospital
cease: chief dan george's land
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bob D Caterino into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:17 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: janus? ahh that guy is two-faced
cease: get better bob
Dexter Fong: Not a well known fact but Birth of a Nation was caesurian
DrHappyHarryTween: Missle treaty? We don't need no stinking missle treaty...
boney: Flipper's in the Navy, so I guess he won't be sent to Walter Reed
DrHappyHarryTween: lol boney
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Gad, we all live on BROKEN treaty land
cease: i watched izzard A Defintine Artilcle last night on youtube
Bunnyboy: Bergman, Kurosawa, Polanski, and many more.
doctec: good point tor
Bob D Caterino: Damn U Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bob D Caterino and says "oh, fuck off Bob D Caterino!"
cease: not as good as dressed to kill but in that range
DrHappyHarryTween: No joke, Cat? That's pretty cool.
Bob D Caterino: Below in the deep there's adventure and danger
Principalpoop: i got some of that on mp3s, hilarious
boney: catherwood, blow me
||||||||| Catherwood blows boney.
Dexter Fong: afkfr
cease: tor, it aint broken in north van
doctec: cat: re definite article - i made a dvd copy of my vhs tape
Principalpoop: dive dive
DrHappyHarryTween: The Canuks have been just slightly better to their native population than the Yanks
Bob D Caterino: That's where you'll find Diver Dan.
doctec: ...for little yappy dogs...
cease: myparents nursing home pays rent to the "red man" on whose land they momentarily live
boney: this is a bit of an embarrassment. the x rated version of hop to it, hymie
Bunnyboy: eat me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood eats Bunnyboy.
DrHappyHarryTween: lol Boney
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I haven't had much luck with youtube with my msntv2. I've got slowspeed dialup
ah,clem: lol
DrHappyHarryTween: ROFL Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to DrHappyHarryTween and says "oh, fuck off DrHappyHarryTween!"
Bunnyboy: Mmmrfmfmmrfwrf
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Well, Cease, you're the exception. MOST of us live on the other.
Bob D Caterino: The sites that he sees are exciting and stranger,
Principalpoop: hehe c ate boney hehe
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I could get broadband if I ever got a round tuit
Principalpoop: oops bunny not boney
cease: no most of the north shore where we live is part of treaty land.
boney: catherwood, bone me
||||||||| Catherwood bones boney.
Bob D Caterino: Than ever you'll find on the land!
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Never say 'Never' - - - !!!!!!!!!!! Yikes!!!!
ah,clem: youtube not much fun on dialup
cease: us non red can bitch about signs or something but it aint our land. good for us
Principalpoop: you have a square tuit now llan, or oval?
DrHappyHarryTween: They're out of round tuits at Wal-Mart, LL?
cease: sex on the internet?
cease: written out
Bob D Caterino: He moves among creatures of frightening features,
Bob D Caterino: Flashing teeth slashing jaws, flapping fins snapping claws
boney: the Oscar Wilde memorial gay sex orgy and twit fest
DrHappyHarryTween: I would think darn near impossible, clem...
Principalpoop: say you are a horny devil catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "you are a horny devil"
Bob D Caterino: and thats where youll find diver dan
Principalpoop: hehe hehe
ah,clem: he he he
boney: also known as the Oscars
Bob D Caterino: Catherwood, bend over and I will take your temperture
||||||||| Catherwood bends over and i will take your temperture.
Principalpoop: Oscar? or Felix?
Bob D Caterino: Now roll up your sleeve Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Bob D Caterino and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
boney: catherwood, bone Al Gore
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside boney and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
boney: He's yer Oscar, you know where to shove it
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Olix and Feascar
cease: smoke rag?
doctec: well its been a long week today, i'm wiped out - have to crash, another busy day tomorrow. check y'all later.
boney: Catherwood, give me an Oscar statuette
||||||||| Catherwood gives boney an oscar statuette.
cease: no wonder time changes
DrHappyHarryTween: Catherwood's getting more than a little abuse this evening lol
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside DrHappyHarryTween and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
Principalpoop: oh my, boney is so aggressive tonight
Bunnyboy: There's a notice in alt.obituaries today re: Supreme Court decision to strip Al Gore of his Oscar, and award it to Bush.
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
boney: Here's yer Oscar, Al
||||||||| 10:23 PM -- doctec left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Bob D Caterino: Ok guys passing out and dreaming while awake. must get rest, must crawl to bed, must must....
boney: aggressively progressive
Dexter Fong: Night Doc and best wishes always for Lili
Principalpoop: have a less weird week doc, if that is what you want
cease: speaking of the oscars, its odd not to hear from sam longoria
ah,clem: comic releif is good
cease: he used ot have an annual oscalr commentary
DrHappyHarryTween: Get better, Bob...
Principalpoop: lasagna?
||||||||| Bob D Caterino is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:24 PM.
cease: by doc
Bunnyboy: The notice was crafted by Jim Beaver, who may or may not be an actor acquaintance of Proctor's. I seem to remember Proc giving Jim a nod in some past Planet.
boney: catherwood, hand me a jar of KY jelly
||||||||| Catherwood hands boney a jar of ky jelly.
Dexter Fong: Night Bob, feel better
boney: you'll need this, Al
||||||||| MoonstruckHoney Sanchez says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, MoonstruckHoney Sanchez exits at 10:24 PM.
DrHappyHarryTween: Oh my Grid Boney LOL
ah,clem: yuck
Principalpoop: watch out for salmonella
cease: yes indeed
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
boney: catherwood, hand me another Oscar statuette
||||||||| Catherwood gives boney another oscar statuette.
Bunnyboy: And Mr. Beaver was also Ellsworth on DEADWOOD, technical advisor on HOLLYWOODLAND, and Don Adams' son-in-law.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, thank all the little people
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and asks "Did you want me?"
||||||||| Bambi enters at 10:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Merlyn: catherwood, call me a cadaver
||||||||| Catherwood calls Merlyn a cadaver.
boney: ever wonder what you have to do to win one of these babies?
cease: honey
Bambi: howdy!
DrHappyHarryTween: Practicing for that part in Brokeback Mountain, Boney?
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, we've been waiting
Principalpoop: hi bambi
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: you know they should at least give oscar a last name by now
DrHappyHarryTween: Hey dere deer person :-)
Bambi: cool ...great to be here
ah,clem: the Butler got your hat and goat
Bunnyboy: hiya Bambs!
boney: that thing with Fatty Arbucke was just a rehearsal
cease: better not get into a butting contest with a goat
DrHappyHarryTween: Are you accusing Boney of necrophelia, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear DrHappyHarryTween
Bunnyboy: And....we're still waiting.
boney: Arbuckle
cease: hi bambi
Principalpoop: fatty or fanny?
Bambi he told me I could get my hat and goat back later...
Bunnyboy: Waiting room, doncha know.
boney: sit on it
ah,clem: don't be mean to Bambi....
Principalpoop: ehhhhhh
Bunnyboy: Raise the dead, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Bunnyboy and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
boney: little fatty fanny
Principalpoop: who was mean to bambi? grrrrrrrrrrr
DrHappyHarryTween: Come of here and sit on the - spit....
boney: sitting in the hotel lobby with a linux pda
cease: hey jesus, roll away the oliver stone already
Bunnyboy: Speak the incantation, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bunnyboy and mumbles "Did you need me?"
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond.
Bunnyboy: Need is such a strong word...
Bambi: Giant Rat is a great classic :-)
DrHappyHarryTween: Hard day at the office, Bam?
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: he can raise a thousand dollar loan but he can't raise the dead
Bambi: wish I had been here for How Time Flys
DrHappyHarryTween: It is indeed, Bambi. FST at their best.
boney: it will have to be surgically removed... like giving birth... or Jackass 3
Principalpoop: my muff...
Bambi: not bad Tween...it's the trip that'll get 'cha lol
Dexter Fong: Poop: You've had a nuff muff
boney: next year Tom Green will host the Academy Awards ceremony
Principalpoop: up in new jersey again bambi?
cease: one of the best firesign lines
DrHappyHarryTween: Asleep on the ferry again?
cease: the wqay they go together
Bambi: I left at a couple minutes after 9pm and only just got home about 10:10
Principalpoop: never get enuff muff macduff
Merlyn: I'm a-headin out folks, see you next time
Bambi: and that's cuz I made it right when the ferry was leaving
Principalpoop: night M
cease: this is as funny as they ever got on tape anyway, in terms of jokes per minute per album
Mark Time: not fade away....
Bambi: hey Merlyn :-)
cease: by merl
Principalpoop: thanks again
Bambi: have a great night!
Dexter Fong: Bambi sets a new land speed record
||||||||| At 10:30 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
boney: Sorry, Merl. I didn't mean to gross you out
Bambi: no sleeping on the ferry tonight :-)
Dexter Fong: Night Merl and thanks as always
Bambi: generally takes 1 hr 20 min for the trip so I really did well lol
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: and don't sleep in the subway
DrHappyHarryTween: You need one of those little personal helicopters, Bambi.
Bunnyboy: I found out today that there are 450 films in the National Film Registry. Nice start!
Principalpoop: fast as a, well, a deer
Dexter Fong: and don't track mud across my nice clean desks
Bunnyboy: Congress adds 25 a year.
DrHappyHarryTween: Actually got out of 2nd gear, eh?
Bambi: yeah! that would do it Tween :-)
Principalpoop: don't call me angel in the morning
Bunnyboy: And I have 79 of the listed titles in digital format.
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'll bet I've seen most of them, bb
boney: http://www.sito.org/id/tca/frndstr.jpg I just had to share this.
Bambi: I am in Ubuntu tonight ... was in such a rush that I left my keyboard for the Mac at the cafe
Bunnyboy: There are at least 2 of the listed films that are not presently available of video: THE AFRICAN QUEEN and GREED.
Bambi: fortunately I had a PS/2 keyboard for the dual boot system
DrHappyHarryTween: You're getting a fair amount of actual use out of the Mac?
Principalpoop: is ubuntu over the border in north carolina?
Bambi: The African Queen still not available on DVD?
Bambi: nope it's right here in VA :-)
DrHappyHarryTween: How is African Queen not part of the collection?
Dexter Fong: Ubuntu + Common language flr central Africa and the Straights of Sinatra
boney: Which reminds me, Anna Nicole Smith and OJ Simpson were both in Naked Gun 3
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I just got redirected to OJ Simpleton
Principalpoop: ahh ok, oh that is right, at the oronoco exit off 95
||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:35 PM, then departs.
Bambi: that's right Boney
Bambi: hi llanwydd
DrHappyHarryTween: Naked gun is a pretty funny series. It has moments, anyway...
Dexter Fong: Boney: Don't keep us in suspense, who's next??
DrHappyHarryTween: Hey, LL's back
Bunnyboy: GREED will be out sometime in within the next year, in a set that includes 2 versions, the one with all the extant film footage, and the "reconstructed" version that includes Ken Burns-style still photos.
cease: boney, does that mean they'll both die?
boney: me... I'm gonna be whacked by Phil Spector
boney: one of his turns... he's moody. excitable
DrHappyHarryTween: You stole his "wall of sound"?
cease: will you get a wall of sound funeral?
Dexter Fong: I'm gonna be wxed by Phil Proctor or .Austin?
Bunnyboy: Archivists are having to work a little bit harder on a suitable AFRICAN QUEEN remaster.
llanwydd: I've seen the 2hr version of Greed
boney: no, I stole the Ronettes
Principalpoop: such an excitable boy
boney: they needed the work
cease: dex, youre gonna be waxed by your body turning to wax
Bambi: stole a sound wall?
Principalpoop: never heard of greed, I forget the other six too
Dexter Fong: Cat: Is that another shot about my age ? =))
boney: I can read the writing on the wall
cease: never jack daughter
Bambi: no Root Cat sound lol
cease: i do my best to mock it, dex
Bunnyboy: llan: The GREED reconstruction is about 4 hours long. And, of course, the original film was around 10 hours, and lost to history.
cease: to inspire me to live as long, eh
Principalpoop: hi root
boney: whatever happened to wall of voodoo?
Bambi: Root is too silly
boney: brb
Dexter Fong: Cat: I agree, your best is a mockery
cease: as youthful as you, as compared by my dead parents, who pretend to be alive
llanwydd: Princ: Greed was made in 1925. It originally ran about 8 hours but the studio trimmed it down
Bunnyboy: 7 Deadly Sins, yes.
Dexter Fong: I'm here Clem
Principalpoop: 10 hours? stoners lol
DrHappyHarryTween: No purrr :-(
ah,clem: hi Dex
Bunnyboy: boney: Stan Ridgway split from the group years ago. They continued on for quite a bit, but split up, I believe.
cease: maybe nano-tech or brave new drugs will allow me to live long and conscious, but i doubt it
Principalpoop: hollo
Bambi: where did Mark Time go, Tween ... did he fall asleep?
boney: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002O2D.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps') - dead from the common cold
||||||||| llanwyddorsomeonelikehim - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: I like the Fighting Clowns album cover better
llanwydd: movies that long are shown in parts. No one could sit still for 8 hours
DrHappyHarryTween: Sad about your folks, Cat
Dexter Fong: Cat: I have nanny-tech
ah,clem: Root was too busy tryiny to grab my hand, cats have moods
Principalpoop: stoners can llan
cease: we all have our own families, tween. its all sad sometimes, and glad other times
Bambi: oops, Tor and llanwydd's ghost dead from the common cold...gotta watch those ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood escorts H. Stones inside, makes a note of the time (10:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: root has stage fright
DrHappyHarryTween: Found out recently that an uncle I haven't seen in years has been placed in a alzheimer's facility. Nobody deserves that...
ah,clem: trying
Bunnyboy: llan: As the story goes, it was shown at a dinner party, with 1 intermission.
Mark Time: better say somethin'
boney: The creator of that album cover art died mysteriously... I'd better notify Nick Danger
Mark Time: somethin'
Principalpoop ( tween ouch
DrHappyHarryTween: I hear ya, Cat
DrHappyHarryTween: WB Stones
boney: Stones! You'll do
cease: are you the mark time in seattle?
Dexter Fong: "olmes, thank Heavens you're all right
H. Stones: TY Tween
llanwydd: must have been a lunch AND dinner party
Principalpoop: wb stones
cease: keep on rolling
DrHappyHarryTween: THat's be one Looong dinner party lol
Bambi: sorry to hear that Tween ... illness is a tough thing. Cat can certanly attest to that ... cuz aging makes illness all the harder to bear.
H. Stones: got bogged down looking for the work of Flanders and Swann
Mark Time: nah....In Mad City, WI
Principalpoop: i lost electricity last week, what happened to you?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Honey Sanchez close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
Bambi: hi Stones
DrHappyHarryTween: Tweeny's brother
Bambi: Hi Honey
cease: i remember them, h
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi
DrHappyHarryTween: WB Honey
Bambi: hey Mark Time
Honey Sanchez: hello again everyone
Principalpoop: wb honey
cease: i really like laura flanders show on air america
boney: Rodney Bingenheimer knew Wall of Voodoo
cease: she has the most sexy/intellectual voice i've heard on a us station
Bunnyboy: Oh, there's the end of WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS.
DrHappyHarryTween: Flanders is great. Rhodes as well...
Bunnyboy: 100 DOLLAR SHINE.
Dexter Fong wonders about the timing of arrival of 'olmes abd 'oney
Bambi: lol
H. Stones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanders_and_Swann
Mark Time: hey Bambi!
boney: Rodney knew everybody
DrHappyHarryTween: lol Dex
Bambi: how are things on the other side of the Pond Stones?
Principalpoop: hehe fong hehe
H. Stones: paranoid as usual i think Bambi
Bambi: glad to see you made it back Mark Time ... looked like you were fading ;-)
Bambi: heard that Stones
DrHappyHarryTween: You think maybe a cyber-tryst, Dex?
H. Stones: just because we are paranoid doesnt mean they are not after us
Dexter Fong: Tween: Not sure...may have a code...ur cold
DrHappyHarryTween: After seeing the Matrix series, I'll believe anything's possible ;-)
Bambi: absolutely Stones lol
Honey Sanchez nods in agreement
DrHappyHarryTween: How true, Stones ;-)
Principalpoop: ahh, resistance is futile
Bambi: (that's one of my favorite lines, Stones)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Resistan
Dexter Fong: Resistance is senile
Bunnyboy: BORAT on the vid shelf next week.
Principalpoop: feudal is regressive
Bunnyboy: Haw!
boney: sorry, all... caffeine intoxication
Bambi: LOL Tween ... that series is a lot of fun is it not (The Matrix series)?
DrHappyHarryTween: Then I'm turning into a very resistant person indeed...
boney: damn breakfast tea
DrHappyHarryTween: Yeah, it is Bambi
H. Stones: at ohm with Tween eh ?
Bambi: LOL Boney
boney: it has got me twittering like a London fop
Principalpoop: skyhawks
Dexter Fong: Tween: Do I know you?
H. Stones: and the same to you Poop
cease: at the diner?
boney: or flopping like a London twit
Bambi: oggress, oggress...
DrHappyHarryTween: Only from here, guy
DrHappyHarryTween: Austin, TX
Principalpoop: seahooks
boney: foping
boney: ping
Principalpoop: what is the name of the coffee shop?
boney: ponging
boney: fopp
ah,clem: ohm, ohm on the range
boney: flipp
H. Stones: passes Honey another Donar Hejab
Bambi: well, if you are referring to our cafe, it's really an Internet Cafe...Dot Com Cafe :-)
DrHappyHarryTween: Ohm.... ohm.... rangggggggge
Principalpoop: skyhawks, seahooks, something like that, has strong morning coffee
boney: I knew a cocaine dealing dolphin named Flip
Dexter Fong: Fo, Po, Banana Fana, Mo, Joe., ?
boney: worked out of Miami
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh a burkha king deelight thanks, stones
H. Stones: and these are a few of my favorite things
cease: Mo Fo got divorced
boney: he was swifter than Flipper Anderson
Principalpoop: i met her at the dot com cafe
cease: best song john coltrane ever heard
cease: i have a book by the guy who trained flipper
Bambi: I heard of a dolphin that was a mascot for the Dolfins ... name was Fluffy I think? or something like that.
H. Stones: i think cease is trying to tell us something
DrHappyHarryTween: They serve a delightful moca bittucinno java at the Dot Com Café
cease: and she;'s stil dotty, poop?
Dexter Fong: Fity Cents recently divorced now known as 20 cents
boney: he was sexier than George C. Scott
H. Stones: thats inflation for you Dexter
cease: lol dex
Bambi: I think it was in the Pet Detective movie with Jim Carey
cease: me stones? never
H. Stones: lol
Principalpoop: straightened out my hard drive and cleaned my RAM
ah,clem: what teas should I have available at the cafe` stones? email me with your thoughts, jim@cniradio.com
Bambi: Actually that's SUN Java at the Dot Com Cafe lol
H. Stones: you have to clean the Ewes as well PP
boney: if Jacques Cousteau had his way, Flipper would be just a gigolo
cease: rick somebody. i attended a lecture by him here in van in early 90s.
cease: ive always like cetaceans, among others
Honey Sanchez: darjeeling for sure english n irish brekkie without a doubt!
H. Stones: i knew a Gigolo Ant
Dexter Fong: Clem: You gotta have Strip Tease
DrHappyHarryTween: "All right so people say that you don't care, but you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher... Henry Kissinger, how I'm missin' ya..."
cease: i bought his book, he signed it.
Bambi: can't you do that after you shear them Stones? ;-)
Principalpoop: i like them too, grilled, boiled or fried
DrHappyHarryTween: Didn't know you guys used Sun. For the servers?
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
H. Stones: yes but they complain more bambi
Bunnyboy: Bunnette's finally home. Nite, folkses!
Principalpoop: get some of that funny tea, and sell snacks too
cease: our phone company got slapped down by churchies for having porn on demand on its phones
Bambi: lol
H. Stones: bye for now Bunny
DrHappyHarryTween: Au revoir, Bun...
Principalpoop: hip bop bunny
Honey Sanchez: nite bunny
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny..so we're only a cheap substitute
Bambi: night Bunny and Bunnette :-)
cease: kepp on bunnying
Mark Time: night Bunny...
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 10:54 PM train to Washington.
H. Stones: substitute yes but cheap ? Never
boney: most substitutes are cheap... they get paid squat
Principalpoop: porn on demand? I like the sound of that...
ah,clem: you mean wild rose wood tea?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood< Washington State or Washington DC
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?"
DrHappyHarryTween: That's ridiculous Cat. I though it was only the US that had that sort of problem.
cease: is that a prostitute or a kumquat?
Bambi: uh, oh...don't think Bunnette is gonna like that...he too the train to Washington
H. Stones: someone hose down Poop quick
cease: thats kinda gross, stones
Principalpoop: wacky tobacky
Honey Sanchez: share, poop!!
H. Stones: its the old one about the spanish Fire Service, featuring Hose A and Hose B
ah,clem: green sentiva?
Principalpoop: you know to whistle honey? said bogart...
Dexter Fong: Watcha you doing in this squire PooP?
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, put your lips together and blow
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Honey Sanchez and asks "Did you want something?"
Principalpoop: hehe
Honey Sanchez laughs
Bambi: lol
cease: are they making coca leaves out of lips?
Principalpoop: i don't know the names anymore ahh, clem
Dexter Fong notes Catherwood's careful avoidance of material that might be considered contreversial
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Did you want something?"
DrHappyHarryTween: Catherwood, whistle Dixie
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear DrHappyHarryTween
Dexter Fong :notes Catherwoods ability to read mines
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
Honey Sanchez: he's irascible tonight!
DrHappyHarryTween: shoot lol
Principalpoop: he ate bunnyboy earlier and gave a jar of ky jelly to boney
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour everyone your favorite drinks
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone your favorite drinks.
boney: I'm off on a vacation... from reality, perhaps... Say hi to Phil--whoever he is--if he finally makes it here... ADIOS, amigos y amigas
H. Stones: yes i spotted that Honey, the false beard didnt fool me
Principalpoop: ciao bebe boney
DrHappyHarryTween: so long, bone
Bambi: night Boney
Honey Sanchez: nitey nachos boney see ya next week
H. Stones: see ya Boney
Dexter Fong: Catherwood is the mansion Mistress
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Mark Time: night Boney
boney: nite
||||||||| boney leaves to catch the 10:58 PM train to Elmertown.
DrHappyHarryTween: Catherwood's algorthm needs some tweaking on syntax.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside DrHappyHarryTween and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
Principalpoop: elmertown?
Bambi: Elmertown?
Honey Sanchez: gee i thought he was on his way to billville oh well
Dexter Fong: Adios boney, Happy Trails
Principalpoop: where is elmertown?
Bambi: princeP ... owe me a coke
Principalpoop: sounds fuddy to me
Honey Sanchez: next to fuddville i believe, poop
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, Read Doctor Memory
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
Principalpoop: coke, sniff sniff, sorry, too late
Bambi: (errr, make that a Sweet Iced Tea with no lemon)
cease: so does columbia
DrHappyHarryTween: lol Bam
Principalpoop: catherwood, this is worker
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Principalpoop and says "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, this is...Worker, please read Doctor Memory
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
H. Stones: Catherwood demonstrates how difficult it is to find decent staff nowadays
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past H. Stones
Bambi: lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: They've changed the code
DrHappyHarryTween: Merlyn has added some safeties ;-)
Principalpoop: give Bambi a sweet iced tea with no lemon catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a sweet iced tea with no lemon.
H. Stones: its the Catherwood show
||||||||| Catherwood ignores H. Stones
llanwydd: once again I must retire. will anyone give me a pension until next week?
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, please bring me an AK-47 and a zomble
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez an ak-47 and a zomble.
Mark Time: all alone got to clone....best to all and have a great week! bye Crew...
cease: viagra doesnt work any more
H. Stones: your too young to retire llan
Bambi: Catherwood, read me Dr. Memory
||||||||| Catherwood reads Bambi dr memory.
||||||||| Mark Time leaves to catch the 11:01 PM train to Madison.
cease: off you mark
Honey Sanchez: nite llan have a good week
DrHappyHarryTween: You'll pay me Tuesday for a pension today?
Bambi smiles ... hey that worked :-)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Good working with you...together we can defeat Catherwppd
Principalpoop: good luck llan
llanwydd: if not, I'll be back very soon. good night!
cease: the times find us
DrHappyHarryTween: Bye Mark, LL
Bambi: night Mark Time
cease: lllllll
H. Stones: take care llan
Principalpoop: yes fong, tag team him
||||||||| Honey Sanchez is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:02 PM.
Dexter Fong: Night MarkT and llan
Bambi: night llanwydd
plays with the hair trigger of her AK-47 and drinks her zombie
Principalpoop: poor honey
Bambi: night Honey
Dexter Fong: 'oney's real gone,,can 'olmes be far her behind
cease: how was trip, bambi?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:03 PM and Honey Sanchez bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: honey
Honey Sanchez: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Principalpoop: ahhh she went to get a grape
DrHappyHarryTween: Right through the revolving dooe!
Dexter Fong: I gotta park the car...see anyone who's here later and god rest ye to those who exit
Honey Sanchez: a juicy one too mmmmmmm
cease: is new mexico covered with snow?
DrHappyHarryTween: door
DrHappyHarryTween: Later Dex
Principalpoop: hail rita
Honey Sanchez: not tonight, cease
cease: its easier to believe in god than in rest
Bambi: new mexico snow?
Bambi: wb Honey
Honey Sanchez: it snows here
DrHappyHarryTween: North NM? sure...
cease: in earlier chatrs, you mentinoed snow
Honey Sanchez: ty bambi
Bambi: be safe out there Dex
DrHappyHarryTween: North TX as well. In fact, theTX panhandle is really in the Plains States.
cease: tv show ref, bambni
Honey Sanchez: sheesh there was even snow in carlsbad n artesia n roswell this year
Bambi: ah, ok
Principalpoop: the plain states
DrHappyHarryTween: and flat
Bambi: that 'splains it ... don't watch much commercial TV
Principalpoop: but not honey, see, la la la la la
Honey Sanchez: poop yer sharp
DrHappyHarryTween: As a log?
Principalpoop: a poke
Bambi: wow, Honey ... does it snow around Phoenix?
Honey Sanchez: everyone loves a log
DrHappyHarryTween: Phoenix is AZ
cease: thats not snow, thats micro ufos
Bambi: only from Blamo!
DrHappyHarryTween: I doubt it Bam - ever...
Honey Sanchez: well that is in arizona and i am not there i think it has snowed in phoenix yeah but not often
Honey Sanchez: it has snowed in Tucson
Principalpoop: phoenix can get cold, I hitchhiked through there one night
DrHappyHarryTween: 120 in the summer in Phoenix. North AZ (Grand Canyon area) is _completely_ different.
cease: do you know david ossmans poems about new mexico, honey?
Bambi: didn't think it snowed much there
DrHappyHarryTween: Tuscon? No joke...
cease: i think he lived there in the 80s
cease: very moving
DrHappyHarryTween: Hardly every rains in Phoenix, let alone snow
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: is that a song?
H. Stones: ok friends, its well past my bedtime again so i better call it a day
Bambi: glad you came back Stones ... sleep well
Principalpoop: cheerio stones
DrHappyHarryTween: Way past, I would think. Take care, Stones...
Honey Sanchez sings by the time it snows in phoenix, it'll be raining
H. Stones: stay safe untill next week
Principalpoop: eat some cheerios
Bambi: LOL Honey
DrHappyHarryTween: lol Honey
cease: ok stones
cease: keep on rolling
cease: i hope you are healing
Honey Sanchez: nite stones see ya soon
DrHappyHarryTween: I live in Phoenix for a while back in '75
Principalpoop: do you know the way to san jose?
H. Stones: sweet dreams everyone and special thanks to Clem for the audio
H. Stones: good night all
Bambi: night stones
||||||||| H. Stones leaves to catch the 11:12 PM train to AOL.
cease: and you're still alived, tween?
Principalpoop: have a super week
cease: its north of la, poop
DrHappyHarryTween: barely lol - lots of air conditioning
Principalpoop: is that right? i was thinking texas or new mexico, wow
cease: we need fireplaces and you need airconditioning, tween?
Bambi: swamp coolers
DrHappyHarryTween: THat's about it
Principalpoop: made with rum, right bambi?
DrHappyHarryTween: Except there were a couple of weekes recently when I could have used my fireplace. Quite unusual.
Bambi: hope not princeP ... hate to see all that good stuff go up in steam lol
DrHappyHarryTween: Yeah, they could actually use swamp coolers in Phoenix because of the low humidity
Principalpoop: ahh yes, use wine, make brandy swamp coolers
DrHappyHarryTween: Stiiiinking desert
cease: hodya cool a swamp?
Honey Sanchez: i'm back i had to tuck hemmie in
DrHappyHarryTween: It's a pre-ac way to keep cool.
Bambi: water
cease: wine, the usual answer
Honey Sanchez: evaporative cooling
cease: pre ac
DrHappyHarryTween: A pan of water under a cage fan. The evaporation cools the air.
Bambi: wb Honey :-)
cease: i rememberr the first air con my parents bought. back in bw trv days
Principalpoop: lucky hemmie
cease: the air con was bigger than the tv
Honey Sanchez: ty :-)
DrHappyHarryTween: To cool the fireplace in Vancouver?
cease: tryihg to wqatrch the dogers on tv and keep unhot with air con was a big job
DrHappyHarryTween: no doubt Cat lol
cease: this wasz 58-59
cease: van nuys
cease: very hot
Principalpoop: that is a high score baseball game
cease: and the smog.
cease: 1958 the dodgers cameto la, as i recall
DrHappyHarryTween: Of course, smog is no longer a problem in LA...
cease: 59 they won world series
cease: we all had our aier cons on and our tvs or radios
DrHappyHarryTween: I was watching cartoons & Roy Rogers back then
cease: in my 3rd grade class, a tiny radio broadcast the dogers beat chicago
Principalpoop: i can't remember 59, i was a toddler, still am
DrHappyHarryTween: True sports fans...
cease: tiny radio, big class room
cease: we all in attention
DrHappyHarryTween: lol P
cease: i waas in 34d grade
Principalpoop: they did not have tiny radios in 1959
DrHappyHarryTween: I was 5
cease: ih some dirimetion or another
cease: yes trhey did
cease: i had one
DrHappyHarryTween: Little tiny tubes...
cease: fuck you , poop
Principalpoop: my older brother had a portable radio, it was almost a boom box
DrHappyHarryTween: LOL Cat
Principalpoop: no no no, you are haluccinating
cease: i had a sputnik, with antenae i could tune in stations
cease: whis was 58 or so
Honey Sanchez: they had transister radios
Principalpoop: nooo
Honey Sanchez: i had a turquoise blue n white one
DrHappyHarryTween: I've got a Philco tuble portable that belonged to my folks. About the size of a toaster oven.
Principalpoop: don't make me google and show you are wrong
Bambi: well, small is relative
Principalpoop: that was it tween
cease: when i would go to dodger games, many people had portable radios even in 59
Honey Sanchez: hehehe
cease: so the radio i listend to every night when i was in 2nd, 3rd grade didt exitt?
Honey Sanchez: catherwood make principalpoop google
||||||||| Catherwood gives principalpoop google.
Principalpoop: sure and some folks had cell phones in the 1970s, big as a football
cease: sounds liike something j edgar hoover would want suppressed
Bambi: wow! princeP now owns Google lol
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
DrHappyHarryTween: My first transistor was in 1964, just as the Beatles arrived. Don't know abouty them being available in '59 though...
Honey Sanchez: i had one in 61-62 i am sure of it
Principalpoop: ok ok cat is rat, oops right, I am a stupid ass, cat was right
Principalpoop: you were right cat and I was wrong
cease: mayber they werent readily available but i had one. and so did most of my friends in late 50s la
Principalpoop: yes they were, I guess we were poor lol
DrHappyHarryTween: It takes a big man to admit he might not have been absolutely correct, perhaps...
Honey Sanchez: ya i was in la n thin in palmdale back in them daze, cat
Honey Sanchez: lol tween
cease: youre my age, honey?
Bambi: thanks Clem!
Honey Sanchez: guess so
Principalpoop: I said I was wrong, don't make fun of my weight now...
cease: im sorry to be so petulent, poop, but i try to stay true to my memories
Honey Sanchez: haha poop
ah,clem: thanks for turining us on
Principalpoop: i should have known better than to challenge your memories
DrHappyHarryTween: Even if they're implants...
cease: my parents, whom im taknig care of to some extent, to not recall detail
ah,clem: night everyone!
DrHappyHarryTween: Thanks to you and Bambi, Clem... always fun with you guyz...
Principalpoop: night and thanks ahhh, clem
DrHappyHarryTween: Nite clem
cease: my father asked me my age yesterday.i told him 55. he said 25?
Honey Sanchez: nite ah clem and thanks
cease: he does not knw the dif
Principalpoop: let root practice talking to the mike
cease: thanks as always clem
cease: jimmy/bambi
DrHappyHarryTween: I outta here as well. Everybody have a great week, and don't forget the CNI chat on Saturdays...
Principalpoop: it is tough cat, courage
cease: you tooo tween
||||||||| "Hey DrHappyHarryTween!" ... DrHappyHarryTween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:27 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: thanks, poop
Principalpoop: have a super week tween
Bambi: night everyone! I am falling asleep now at my keyboard!
Honey Sanchez: yes, courage cat. I lost my dad in december
cease: having this place to come to every week for years is very helptul to all of us, i hope
Principalpoop: night keepers of the root
cease: off we go
Honey Sanchez: nite bambi have a great week n see ya next :-)
Principalpoop: the bus leaving
Principalpoop: toad away
Honey Sanchez: the moon is messin wit me tonight i am mega-weird n not a bit sleepy
||||||||| "11:29 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Principalpoop: nobody has told me fuck you in a while, I feel like I am with family again
cease: you ok honey?
Principalpoop )
cease: i think of new mexico as moon central
Honey Sanchez: ya i may be having a flashback or sumthin'
cease: good for you poop
Principalpoop: that is just your mind honey, pay it no mind
Honey Sanchez: i went out and looked at saturn it was so bright right next to the moon
cease: the thing is, when you meet the real firesign guys, or they appear here, they say fuck all the time
Honey Sanchez: tjere was an occultation of saturn tonight
cease: and thats why the lost radio posibility and much income
Principalpoop: does that mean anything honey?
Principalpoop: they were waiting for satellite and cable
Honey Sanchez: yeah it appeared as if saturn went behind the moon and came out the other side about 30 mins later
cease: so i try and keep tha spirit alive when im here. much as others would disapprove, the fireisign would rather live in a world where you can say fuck all the time
Honey Sanchez: fuck yeah
cease: do you belive in astrology, honey?
Principalpoop: i meant down here, will I meet my true love tonight if I stand naked in the moon light?
Honey Sanchez: believe in? hmmmmmmmmm
cease: the name of the group we are here to celebratre is a manifestaion of
Principalpoop: i used to have a foul mouth, I went cold turkey
Honey Sanchez: im interested in many things i don't necessarily believe in anything
cease: thas kinda gross poop
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
Principalpoop: hehehe
cease: ok i dislike being judged as being a bad or good person CAUSE OF MY SIGN
cease: but the firesign are just that, eh?
Honey Sanchez: one does not have to believe in things to make them so things just are
Dexter Fong: I'm Back!
Principalpoop: wb fong
Honey Sanchez: wb dex :-)
cease: and your front is good too, dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: Forget my front, it's Chinatown
Principalpoop: i guess I must say it, I think being superstitious is unlucky
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu cou,ld be fined for that
Honey Sanchez: heavy, poop
Principalpoop: heavy?? making fun of my weight again? I said I was sorry...
Honey Sanchez: lol i didn't mean that kind of heavy
Principalpoop: how did rita do tonight fing fong?
Dexter Fong: horry, seavy? it's all a state of matter
Honey Sanchez: ya
Honey Sanchez doesn't mind
Dexter Fong: Poop: Rita was great, five minutes of action and then park and lock it, not responsible
Principalpoop: who went to Whats a Matter U? ahhh bullwinkle
Principalpoop: cool
Dexter Fong: Poop: Is ahhhbullwinkle related to ah... Clem?
Principalpoop: know any cures for flashbacks fong? I am getting a contact high from honey
Honey Sanchez got rid of the seal irony on her stumble page......http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/
Dexter Fong: Poop: Avoid eye contact...I fno eyes, avoid all contact
Honey Sanchez: hey just go with the flow, poop
Honey Sanchez: dig it
Dexter Fong: Solid Sanchez
Principalpoop: lol
Principalpoop: ahhh trails, my fingers make trails while I type, wow
Honey Sanchez: we'll all be sausages with eyes
Dexter Fong: Poop: Happy trails, to you
Honey Sanchez: i use the spaceshuttle as my cursor and it is making trails, too
Principalpoop: ahhhh what his name, with the horse and dale evans
Honey Sanchez: roy rogers?
cease: hye's stuffed
Principalpoop: dale evans makes sausage
Honey Sanchez: catherwood pour me a roy rogers please
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez a roy rogers.
Principalpoop: no, that is a restaurant
Principalpoop: that's the trigger, neighhhhhhh
Honey Sanchez: finger on the trigger happiness is a warm gun yes it is
Dexter Fong: Cat: Sure you can
Principalpoop: give me a trigger burger and hold the hoof
Principalpoop: why don't we do it the road?
||||||||| "11:43 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Fong, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:43 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Honey Sanchez isn't holding nothin'
Dexter Fong: duh
Principalpoop: wow DF
Honey Sanchez: fast on the trigger
Principalpoop: was trigger related to tigger?
cease: depeds on what you wanna call nothing, honey
Honey Sanchez: distantly
Principalpoop: yes, keep your hands on the keyboard honey, wrong chat here hehe
Honey Sanchez: double negatives always fool the cops
Principalpoop: no fooling?
Honey Sanchez: it's just like jedi mind control
Principalpoop: did you ever meet foo ling fong?
Dexter Fong: I didn't not fool
Honey Sanchez: i met him in downtown L.A. across the street from chinatown in Olvera
Honey Sanchez: Street
Principalpoop: i never did not do that
Honey Sanchez: related?
Principalpoop: jedi jedi jedi, cary grant in a star wars movie
Honey Sanchez groan
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: olvera street, is that near the shriners hall?
Honey Sanchez: measles are bad but at least bambi didnt meet godzilla
Principalpoop: i heard mumps are back, that is not good
Honey Sanchez: got me, poop it's all a blur
Principalpoop: i had them already, but that is not good
Honey Sanchez: mumps can make men sterile
Principalpoop: a blur? ahh you were not driving during rushhour then...
Honey Sanchez: i was walking
Principalpoop: i don't need to shower then?
Principalpoop: my brothers calling, everybody have a good week, ciaoooo
||||||||| "11:53 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Honey Sanchez: niters, PP have a good week
Dexter Fong: night poop
Honey Sanchez: well, i believe i will go on a cybersurfin' surfari n stumble onward thru the fog peace & blessings to all and have a good week buenos noches y adios dex, cease :)
||||||||| At 11:57 PM, Honey Sanchez dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: night honey
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Hah! I
Dexter Fong: e beaten a;; Catherwppd's nasty diseases
Dexter Fong: Night Dea Friends
||||||||| It's 12:49 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bob D Caterino
boney
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
DrHappyHarryTween
Firebroiled
H. Stones
Honey Sanchez
llanwydd
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim
Mark Time
Merlyn
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez
Principalpoop
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps')
URL References:
http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/blueplanet/alert/slideshows/dolphinslide.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanders_and_Swann
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002O2D.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/62CHImp409.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/m3.html&h=321&w=550&sz=19&tbnid=N7OpOnoxas6NdM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dimpala%2B409%26gbv%3D1%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
http://prorev.com/2007/02/missing-in-action-american-left.htm
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/Tuesday.html
http://www.sito.org/id/tca/frndstr.jpg
http://www.walken2008.com/
http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/m3.html
http://www.zod2008.com/
http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/



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And, "The Home Team"