A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 15, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:42 AM and late as usual, it's Firebroiled, just back from Philadelphia."
Firebroiled: As you will remember from the last episode, Mark Time, Star Dectective of the Circum-Solar Federation, and his Rocket-Jockey sidekick Bob Bunny, have been taken as prisoners to the subterranean ice caverns on Jupiter, where the Warlord, Prince Arcturus, keeps his court and council. Let’s join them! Ready? Here we go through Time Warp Two-o-o-o-o-o ! !
Firebroiled: Anybody got the key??
||||||||| At 8:43 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Phil's Left Knee', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| 2:08 PM -- Phil's Left Knee left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Phil's Left Knee inside, makes a note of the time (2:09 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Phil's Left Knee: Walk on by, but not the right
||||||||| "2:10 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Phil's Left Knee, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Outside, the 2:50 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving JAHESUS coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| JAHESUS rushes off, saying "2:52 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bob D Caterino', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Bob D Caterino: They come, they go. Hey where did everybody go? Is everything I know wrong seker?
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Bob D Caterino: I guess I will sit here in the waiting room, or wait here in the sitting room.
||||||||| Bob D Caterino walks away to The Sitting Room.
||||||||| Bob D Caterino walks in and says "It's 9:02 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?"
||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Merlyn: Is this thing on?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and cease steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Merlyn: hey cat
cease: does chat work this week?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
cease: where is cni tonight/
Bob D Caterino: Where is everyone tonight?
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at a few minutes after 9 eastern time, mushrooms anyone?'
Bob D Caterino: Hey Merl and Ah Clem
cease: ah mushrooms
Bob D Caterino: I am going crazy or something. I been looking on NPR not remembering it is CNI
Merlyn: I think I work
cease: prison radio? are the firelads in jail?
cease: i havent done that in years
Bob D Caterino: In the sixties my car made a sound like that, shrummmmm shrummm
Bob D Caterino: Me neither, too scared now
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies RalphTweensport in through the front door at 9:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: ok this isnt cni, or at least not firesign
RalphTweensport: I'll take it, Bob, I'll take it!!
cease: scared to work?
RalphTweensport: Following the rubber line now...
||||||||| Bubba's Brain steals in around 9:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Bubba's Brain: Hey
cease: hi bub
cease: ?
Bubba's Brain: Hey Cat.
Merlyn: hey ho
RalphTweensport: Hey Bubba, everybody...
cease: you get my order?
Bubba's Brain: Hi ho, Hi ho, We sing in stereo...
Bubba's Brain: It shipped today, Cat.
cease: great
cease: i look forward to hearing more corwin
Bubba's Brain: That's a great set/
Bubba's Brain: .
ah,clem: hi everyone!
RalphTweensport: Corwin Bernsten?
RalphTweensport: Lo dere, clem...
cease: good old mushrooms
Bubba's Brain: Norman, Tweeny (http://normancorwin.com)
cease: youve turned into bunnyboy, tween?
Bob D Caterino: Hey gang doing some work and chat in back of websites so poping in every couple of minutes for a few minutes if that makes sence
cease: i suspect ossman would never have become the radio god he is without the inspiration of corwin
cease: if it makes sense, it's not firesign
RalphTweensport: Hopping along on both feet...
ah,clem: on that bunny suit again, Tweeny?
Bubba's Brain: You can here it... especially on HCYB
cease: up the irish, a reference to lenny bruce at the palladium
Bubba's Brain: Fish tells a great story -- Ossman was directing at MRTW (Midwest radio theatre workshop)....
cease: i hadnt noticed that til now
cease: as usual, bub
Bubba's Brain: ... and Ossman's play was "heaven as usual" ...
RalphTweensport: I've not heard of him, Bubba. But then, I know nada about radio theater except the FST & some sci-fi stuff I've listened to...
cease: that sounds familiar, bub
Bubba's Brain: .... Fish was coordinating some aspect, and sent each director a tape of an Old-time show similar to what they were producing.....
Bubba's Brain: ... he sent Ossman "The Odyssey of Runyan Jones"...
cease: thats a great one
Bubba's Brain: ... And Ossman called up saying he remembered hearing the original and it was what got him into radio.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies catherwydd into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:20 PM, then departs.
catherwydd: how's everybody?
ah,clem: lol
Bubba's Brain: Which was great for Fish, because Firesign got him into radio.
RalphTweensport: A Welsh waiter?
cease: i remember him talking about that corwin play before, maybe in some interview i heard or maybe in conversation with me
RalphTweensport: Fine, LL... how about yersef?
cease: hi ll
Bob D Caterino: hey tween
catherwydd: I'm fine too. thanks for asking
RalphTweensport: Hey Bob
Bob D Caterino: DD how are they hangin
cease: he mentions corwin in the ronald reagan mystery
Bubba's Brain: Excerpt of "Odyssey..." at http://normancorwin.com/ra/13x01.ram
Bubba's Brain: I just started reading RRMM. Just read that part.
cease: this play is only a year later than lenny's death, as i recall
cease: i think i have it on tape
cease: our cbc-am sunday show is really fond of corwin, has played a lot of his work
Bubba's Brain: .
RalphTweensport: So, you really think that Bride is going the last FST album, Cat?
cease: i think tirebiter is inspired by corwin.
cease: i'mnot in a position to say, tween. austin didnt sound very optimistic when he's been here
cease: i know proc's daughter is getting married in vancouver sometime this year and i hope tomeet him when he comes here so i'll ask him
RalphTweensport: With all the great material the Bush Admin has given them to work with, one can only hope...
cease: you owuld think so, tween
RalphTweensport: Why Van? Is her beau from there?
Bubba's Brain: Ossman's directing that play at the mystery festival in KY, just across the border from IN -- I think I'll try to make it down for that.
cease: this is wonderful time for political comedians. of course with molly ivinsand art buckwald dead, who's left?
cease: his father is the premier of bc.
RalphTweensport: Interesting to see about Ossman in KY
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:28 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: a creature of genuine evil. i trust that's not true of his son, the new mr. proctor
Merlyn: Yeah, I saw that in the news BB and sent it out
RalphTweensport: Yeah, ya gotta go , Bubba
catherwydd: Hey Dex!
RalphTweensport: Lo dere, Dex...
cease: hi dex
Dexter Fong: Hey everybody
Bubba's Brain: BRB
cease: all i know of kentucky is that hunter thompson is from there
RalphTweensport: There's some really beautiful country in KY. Drive through it between TX & IN..
catherwydd: how many of us live in the NE?
catherwydd: northeast
RalphTweensport: Can't be all bad, if Gonzo's from there ;-)
cease: its great to hear that ossman can afford to go places and do things like that, bub. that was not the case not so long ago
ah,clem: I love KY for the forrests
cease: i hope he's selling lots of books, or something
Dexter Fong
ah,clem: very beautiful
RalphTweensport: You bet, clem
RalphTweensport: Makes I-65 a nice drive :-)
catherwydd: the blue algea state
ah,clem: 64 not bad as well
Dexter Fong: I 65..I used to be able to say that (sigh)
RalphTweensport: lol
Merlyn: question: did anyone see Catherw00d's announcement for tonight's chat? google groups has it, but it doesn't seem to be on my news machine
||||||||| doctec enters at 9:32 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: i wont be 65 for a few years yet
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc:
catherwydd: hi doc
ah,clem: hi Doc
RalphTweensport: Hi Doc
cease: hey doc
Dexter Fong: Merl: I didn't check newsgroup
doctec: hi all
Dexter Fong: BTW CAT what are we listening to?
RalphTweensport: Nope Merl
cease: this isThe Armenian's Paw
RalphTweensport: How's Lili oxygen consumption coming, Doc?
cease: it featured a quote from lenny bruce at the palladium earlier
cease: indeed doc
Dexter Fong: Cat: Ah yes, now I recognize it
doctec: she's been relapsing a bit, has needed oxygen two or three times a day :-/
RalphTweensport: So cool to hear the audiences in the late 60's
RalphTweensport: Shoot, Doc...
doctec: she's got another pulmonologist appt scheduled for next week
catherwydd: bb in 10 or 15
doctec: i'm wondering if maybe they cut back on the prednisone a bit too much
RalphTweensport: There's got to be somebody who can do something for her...
doctec: i can always tell when she needs it - her lips start turning blue and her face gets pale
doctec: the v.a. docs (yale teaching hospital) aer doing all they can do for her
RalphTweensport: A nasty drug or nasty breating. Damned if you do, damned if you dont...
RalphTweensport: Yikes Doc
doctec: i just sold a bunch of old electronic music gear on ebay, got good coin for it but given our situation it's a drop in the bucket
RalphTweensport: I've been there, Doc (financially) ;-)
doctec: i'm "being there" tween (not a good situation but it *was* a great movie)
RalphTweensport: Indeed. A real Sellers favorite :-)
Dexter Fong: Perhpas one of Sellers greatest performances
doctec: all will be well - in the garden
ah,clem: on the lighter side of the news, my stepmom had gamma brain tumor surgery today, and the prognosis is good
cease: yes, excellent flick.
Dexter Fong: In a godda de even
doctec: glad to hear that news, clem
cease: one of those odd flicks thats actually better than the book
RalphTweensport: Words of wisdom. I love when he carries the TV rempte around trying to change things byu pressing the buttons.
ah,clem: me too
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne plummets into the garden at 9:40 PM.
cease: in the past two days i've watched new braziilian flick The House of Sand, the US vs John Lenon and the God who wasnt there, all of which i should review on my blog
RalphTweensport: Yeah, clem. Glad things turned out well :-)
Elayne: Ah good, the chatroom's fixed!
Merlyn: my friend read the book "Being There" after we saw the movie, he said the book was terrible
Dexter Fong: Tween: He was just anticipating total convergence
RalphTweensport: Evenin' E...
Bob D Caterino: Hey Elayne
ah,clem: hi E!
Elayne: Evenin' all!
doctec: yes, now it can't repeoduce
Dexter Fong: HIya Elayne
cease: the god flick has a gerat opening with a bunch of sqaures with pix of jesus, some from euro art, some drawn by kids, and some photos of real people who suddenly start talking about jesus.
doctec: reproduce i mean
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
Dexter Fong: All!
Elayne: Hey Bubba!
RalphTweensport: wb Bub
Bob D Caterino: Hey all also
cease: hi el
cease: chinese
doctec: we're supposed to get mondo snow here tonight thru saturday, 3-7 inches predicted, lili and i figure we aren't going anywhere the next 48 hrs, good thing we have lots of food in the fridge :-)
Dexter Fong: hiel german
doctec: hey bub
Bubba's Brain: Hey E, Doc, Etc
cease: only one word of what i typed appeared
RalphTweensport: I.... like chinese..... I.... like chinese.... they only come up to your knees....
cease: i should have typed "american born chinese," a graphic novel el reccomended i buy last lweek
Bob D Caterino: Not just anyfood, bread, eggs and milk which the store seem to run out of
doctec: and it was "chinese" - hmmm...
Bubba's Brain: which word..
Elayne: Wow Tom, I didn't know we were due for that much snow. I'd better turn to the weather channel. Anything's better than this Andy Richter train wreck...
Bob D Caterino: lol, Eric Idle
cease: a friend of mine saw the firesign at stanford in early 70s, where-in they did a lengthy skit confuisng "chinese" with "cheese"
RalphTweensport: Nothing like a well-stocked pantry. Found that out recently when Austin was closed down for 3 days by a freak ice storm.
cease: are you watching the andy show, el? i was gonna turn it on later
Dexter Fong: Oddly enough...many chinese don't care for cheese
cease: depressing as this is, i can listen to it endlessly.
Elayne: Don't bother, Cat. I can't believe Conan O'Brien had a hand in writing this. It's pretty mediocre.
doctec: really e? ny times gave richter's show a good review - i mean what with o'brien (late night) and groff (former late night head writer) at the helm, i'd imagine it woud not suck too badly...
ah,clem: sad there is no recording of that, Cat, chineese cheese
cease: for good biological reasons, dex. but that's ok. leaves more for ME
RalphTweensport: Once again, I recommend the Monty Python Live DVD. 2 concerts - Hollwood Bowl and Aspen
Elayne: It sucks badly. In my opinion, of course.
doctec: lili and i always watch ugly betty / grey's anatomy, so i am recording the nbc lineup tonight & will view later
Bob D Caterino: I was lucky to have seen the guys do electrician, dwarf, how can you and bozo's all costume changes and great acting job
cease: ive never seen either, doc
Bob D Caterino: all in the same night
cease: i went to Videomatica to get The House of Sand. remember that video store, doc? the place we found the kerouac flick
cease: where did you see them, bob?
Dexter Fong: Bob: A veritable marathon of meriment
doctec: yes, "pull my daisy"
Elayne: Dang, I think our DVR forgot to tape Ugly Betty.
Elayne: I guess I'll watch it on the website...
RalphTweensport: My apartment complex wants me to sign a new lease, and a $40/mo TW Cable fee is _manditory_. Something seriously wrong with that...
cease: anyway i wanted to rent the preston sturges flikcs that austin was raving about and some orson welles i havent seen and they dindt havfe any of them!
Bob D Caterino: Yeah, my cousin made a joke when I told him. He said "So you saw Carnigie Hall at the Firesign Theatre?"
Bubba's Brain: A friend just sent us a phone message from Alec Baldwin -- thiw weird thing from the nbc.com/30rock web site. Personalized message straight to your phone.
doctec: it was good tonight e
cease: or its canuck equivalent to see those flicks
doctec: the plot continues to thicken ever further
Elayne: Dang, Tom. Don't spoil it. :)
cease: ive seen 30 rock a couple of times. not as funny as it should be
doctec: we're losing our only decent local vid chain, branches are closing due to extreme competition from netflix ... it sucks
doctec: e: you'll have to see it for yourself, all's i'm sayin' is it was a good one tonight
Bubba's Brain: I agree, cat.
Bob D Caterino: Oh, I am the spoiler tonight. Three endings to new movies. He dies, they win, its a draw. There I said it.
Merlyn: same with music stores cat
cease: it really wanst until i wanted to watch specific flicks that i missed the service, doc
Dexter Fong: DOc: Is the cost of netflicks greater than what you would spend on rentals?
cease: nope
RalphTweensport: lol Bob
Bob D Caterino: Anyone seen The Number 23?
Bubba's Brain: But pretty funny/weird getting a personal (automated) phone call from Alec -- kinda like that customized station ID from Peter that Merlyn did.
RalphTweensport: And I also once again recommend the Inter-Library Loan service.
Dexter Fong: Is that the one between 22 and 24?
doctec: heard anne beatts interview on kcrw last week, she said she was disappointed 30 rock doesn't focus as much on the insanity of getting a new full live show ready for broadcast every week
doctec: she had some anecdotes about early snl that were hilarious
cease: i dont thikn we have that in canada, tween
Bob D Caterino: It sucked big time. Like a television movie
Bubba's Brain: Weird -- chat just timed out.
doctec: bubba: ny times had an article about that automated thing alec did - he just records little snippets & the computer does the assembly
Bob D Caterino: I need anecdotes when I eat my wifes cooking
cease: i wonder if the firesign will get this mushroom stuff out?
doctec: dex: re netflix: probably, we don't rent all that often - we like the offbeat stuff
Merlyn: well, it seems our Peter Bergman station ID is broken from the new server...
cease: is it better than a doesy dote?
Bubba's Brain: Yes, same way Brian did the Station ID, only a few more options.
doctec: good thing i have a backlog of dvds we've bought in the bargain bins that we haven't seen yet
Bob D Caterino: may I plug somfin?
cease: plug away
Bob D Caterino: http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=825951
Dexter Fong: Doc: From what I understand a great deal of material is available on net flix including like seasons of TV shows you wanted to see but ran out of time
RalphTweensport: Put your finger in the dike, Bob...
Bubba's Brain: is it leaking?
Bob D Caterino: shamless plugs but too old to be shamed anymore
Bob D Caterino: Yes but she loved it anyway. Wrong room Bob
Dexter Fong: That's not a leak, it's an unsourced backgrou d brief
doctec: dex: yeah, we'd probably find enough stuff tro rent at first - just don't know if we want to make the financial commitment to a subscription deal given our current money situation
RalphTweensport: lol Bob
cease: i went to netflix site this aft, and its not in canada
Bob D Caterino: heh heh heh
Dexter Fong: Doc: Understood. subscribing makes you want to use the service more and more and more ...well you get my drift
Merlyn: yeah, tons of errors in the error logs
cease: they never come into the hills
Bob D Caterino: is that like flicksnot?
Merlyn: I think podcasting is broken too
Bubba's Brain: not after curfew.
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu mean you crossed our border without permission
cease: wise move, doc
Elayne: Okay, 23 minutes into the Richter show and I laughed for the first time.
RalphTweensport: Why I like the ILL. It's free, and they deliver to your local library ;-)
Bubba's Brain: All podcasting, everywhere?
Elayne: It's not godawful sucky, just mildly sucky.
Merlyn: no, that seems OK, though it might generate errors
cease: thats more than i do for most shows, el
doctec: lili mentioned she saw an excite.com news blurb that incriminating email exchanges incriminate rove in the firing of the u.s. attorneys
RalphTweensport: Hey, Cat's always welcome in Yank World ;-)
Merlyn: the chat is generating errors too
Bob D Caterino: ok my name is too long so from now on I am going to be
||||||||| At 9:55 PM, Bob D Caterino runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Like Doc, newpaper gave it a very psotive review...but then they usually get several episodes to preview...perhaps it improves
doctec: sorry for the redundancy there
RalphTweensport: One can hope, Doc. I want to see those guys roasted on an open spit...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Mer. Artie Choke inside, makes a note of the time (9:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:55 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mer. Artie Choke by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
RalphTweensport: Well, at least they're generous, Merl...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Lonsome Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bubba's Brain: Don't choke Artie, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Bubba's Brain and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
doctec: dex, e: the ny times article did mention that the richter show is "heavily plotted" - they likened it to mccloud by way of newhart
Dexter Fong: LOn's some Beet!
Lonsome Beet: Anyne have any comments on Jeni's suicide?
RalphTweensport: You'll not be lonesome here, Mr. Beet
||||||||| At 9:56 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Lonsome Beet!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: i know too little of his work
||||||||| 9:56 PM: Lonesome Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Lonesome Beet: ok spellin still sux
cease: was just reading recipe for beet and cranberry soup
Dexter Fong: Ah the Beet is reet!
Lonesome Beet: Now dexter, Im gonna pluck ya five ways
Dexter Fong: From Sunday?
cease: isnt that a mudhead line, "ah reet"
doctec: has anyone heard anything as to why he did himself in? i think it's a shame, but who knows what kind of life sh*t he's been going through
Dexter Fong: Cat: Generic 40's hep cat lingo
Merlyn: hope this still works...
doctec: oddly, the photo of him i saw with the net article made me think, "here's a guy who's really sad inside"
Lonesome Beet: He had a wonderful girlfriend, hot. Google him and look at a later pic. Looks like cancer or aids.
cease: when i listen to maron, which i do as often as possible, it's amazing he's still alive
Elayne: Okay, the last five minutes of the Richter thing are cute.
cease: yes i knew of that dex. we can stop off at pops and dig some jugs
Dexter Fong: Cute???
Lonesome Beet: Mooron?
cease: i was just trying to recall its firesonian usage
RalphTweensport: Clinical depression, according to his family.
Lonesome Beet: maroon?
Elayne: Yeah Dex, as in "worth watching and not that sucky."
Lonesome Beet: who is Maron
doctec: i think cute here may mean "puts a smile on your face"
RalphTweensport: He was just really sick, and fate took a wrong turn for Mr. Jeni.
RalphTweensport: I sure loved his work.
Dexter Fong: "and a shine on your socks"
doctec: he was sick? i didn't know that
cease: i heard chris rock, letterman and leno offer their memories of him over the past few nights
doctec: lord knows my socks could use a shine right about now...
cease: la guy?
doctec: stand up comic
Dexter Fong: Doc: I'll send over a little Egyptshine
RalphTweensport: http://www.richardjeni.com/
doctec: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Jeni
Elayne: The setup was weak, but as my husband says Conan & co. can now recycle all those Starsky & Hutch plots laying about doing nothing...
RalphTweensport: His "Greatest Bits" album is hilarious from start to end.
Lonesome Beet: wrote for academy awards and last I saw him he was in The Mask, wow llong time
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne: Now let's see how weird the Jeff Goldblum thing is...
||||||||| "10:01 PM? 10:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Honey Sanchez should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Honey Sanchez enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
doctec: have to take off, left-overs fiesta in assembly mode
Lonesome Beet: Honey, isthatchu?
Dexter Fong: http://newlydead comics.sheesh.com
Honey Sanchez: hot hot hot
RalphTweensport: Evenin' Ms. Honey...
doctec: we're watching rains too e
cease: hi honey
Honey Sanchez: ya itz meeeee
Dexter Fong: Howdy Honey
Honey Sanchez: evenin' tweensport
Honey Sanchez: hi dex
Lonesome Beet: No gunzunheight
Honey Sanchez: hola beet
Lonesome Beet: Thats one hot honey.
Elayne: Apparently the Goldman show took the MUSIC from Starsky & Hutch, so there you are.
Lonesome Beet: Sittin next to the fire
Bubba's Brain: Gesundwidth.
Elayne: Hey Honey!
Merlyn: end of a test
Honey Sanchez moves away from the fireplace and next to the walk in freezer
cease: lookin for a sign
Bubba's Brain: Gesunddepth
Honey Sanchez: hey el
Dexter Fong: Did we pass the audition?
Honey Sanchez hands out coricidin d
doctec: i.m away, will stay connected
Dexter Fong: OK Doc
cease: doesnt lennon say that at the end of a beatles song?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah
Lonesome Beet: Beet hands Honey some Bobby D. lol
cease: the new flick about him is very good
Lonesome Beet: He said that at the end of the Beatles
Honey Sanchez: yes do tell??
cease: eliot mintz looks unbelievably sleazy, but i remember his voice from his show when it was on after firesign
Lonesome Beet: I changed my long name for this one and tried to pluck little strie five ways
Bubba's Brain: the rooftop concert
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah, I always wondered about his close connection to Yoko
cease: i thihnk he works for paris hilton now
Lonesome Beet: My son gave me Let it be and they did seven songs on the rooftop
Dexter Fong: heh
Lonesome Beet: reat stuff
RalphTweensport: Love the Rutles parody of the rooftop concert where they sing "All You Need Is Cash"
cease: he used to be kind of an uber hippy
Dexter Fong: neal stuff
cease: yes i that was where its from, beet. i loved that flick
Lonesome Beet: Ruttles, lol I have the CD with extra songs on it
cease: i have to watch that againk tween
Dexter Fong: away for lovely beverage
cease: im fond of lovely beverages
Lonesome Beet: So Honey how you been?
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please bring me a lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey Sanchez a lovely beverage.
Lonesome Beet: Mama ti cueto cant spell in spanish
Honey Sanchez: orale i bean fine
ah,clem: do you have that (ruttles), and can you send for my archive?
ah,clem: hola Honey
Lonesome Beet: 'catherwood' hands honey a red rose
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Lonesome Beet
Honey Sanchez: hiya ah, clem
||||||||| Catherwood leads H Stones inside, makes a note of the time (10:09 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
H Stones: Greetings
ah,clem: hello Mr. Stones
Lonesome Beet: Catherwood is not pretending, he is a deaf as a doornail
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Lonesome Beet
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, can I have a lovely bunch of cocoanuts?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bubba's Brain
cease: the canadian tea?
Honey Sanchez: hola senor esstones
Elayne: Well, Nicole Sullivan is totally wasted in her role in the Goldblum thing...
RalphTweensport: Hail and well met, sir!
Lonesome Beet: was it a rool or was it her?
Bubba's Brain: Oh hail!
cease: i like that name, el. it was almost bit's name, until i decided monique was more melodic
Dexter Fong: Hi Stones
cease: hi stones
H Stones: Good Evening Dexter hows NY
ah,clem: Bambi in transit, will be here soon
H Stones: Hi Cease
Dexter Fong: Elayne: How do you feel about the "death" of Cap'n Amaerica
Elayne: It's a lovely name, she's a funny actress. She's wasted in this show.
Elayne: Dex, I feel like I wish Robin had inked that issue. :)
Dexter Fong: Stones: Preparing for snow storm
RalphTweensport: Taking the camel train again, clem?
Elayne: I just read it earlier this evening, there's tons of ways they can bring him back.
H Stones: best move the car early then Dex
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Always
Dexter Fong: Stones et al> Alternate side parking suspendered
RalphTweensport: A bit more worried about the "deat" of the US Constitution (hence America), Dex ;-)
H Stones: that will save you going out in the cold then
RalphTweensport: "death"
Elayne: I love that Marvel sent the shield to Stephen Colbert, though, that was cool.
Dexter Fong: Stones: Yes
Lonesome Beet: Miel, espero que usted haga que un muy dulce mañana para usted merezca tener el mejor.
Dexter Fong: Elayne: What dyahknow about the Captain Marvel movie?
cease: only word i cuaght there was manana
Lonesome Beet: So Elayne, why are they killing off Captain America? Is it now owned by them, over there?
Dexter Fong: And does anyone recall the Captain marvel person in J men?
Honey Sanchez: um um um google is better
Elayne: Beet, Marvel has always owned the character.
Elayne: They kill off comic book characters all the time. And they bring 'em back, and kill 'em again.
cease: vaguely, dex
Dexter Fong: Spreel Engrish Beet!
Lonesome Beet: I just wished you a very happy tomorrow.
Elayne: I think Cap has been killed at least a half dozen times so far.
Lonesome Beet: II am so lonely. I aint got no friends on my left.
Dexter Fong: Elayne: But never with so much publicity...which is the eaim of it all anyway
cease: you kiled captain america. you bastards
Lonesome Beet: I aint got no friends on my right
Dexter Fong: Captain Amaerica's real name is Ken Hee
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:17 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
RalphTweensport: lol, Cat
ah,clem: you'er left
Dexter Fong: Yahoo, it poop
Principalpoop: yassir
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:17 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Lonesome Beet: His power is that he can bench press eleven hundred pounds? Come on people.
cease: poop
Dexter Fong: lo here
cease: bun
Bunnyboy: Captain America is NOT dead! Is not Is NOT!
RalphTweensport: Hey P, Bun :-)
Principalpoop: halow
RalphTweensport: So can the Gov of CA lol
Dexter Fong: Beet: The real thing is he doesn't own a bench press
Lonesome Beet: This is Captain America Calling
Principalpoop: if is he not dead, it must be very old by now anyway
H Stones: Hows my favorite Moll, Honey ?
cease: ive been thru the desert on a captain with no name
Bunnyboy: RIP Richard Jeni
Principalpoop: jelly roll
Lonesome Beet: Newman "BOOM, goes China, and BOOM Paree, moe room for and moe room for me.
cease: i have to hear more of his work, bun
Bunnyboy: Jeni was always a great show. Greatly saddened by his exit.
Dexter Fong: How come Moe gets a piece of the action
Lonesome Beet: Because Moe is Better
Principalpoop: woo woo woowoo
RalphTweensport: Yeah, we were talking about Jeni earlier, Bun. Heck of a loss...
Dexter Fong: I hear dingos
H Stones: Poop has turned into a train
Honey Sanchez drags hemlock close to the loveseat near the fireplace
cease: leno said of him the other day, he could come up with a completely new 90 minutes every year. do you know how hard that is?
Principalpoop: no, that was curley
RalphTweensport: The dingo's got yer baby...
Bunnyboy: The last time I saw Jeni was at the Moore Theatre in 2005, same year as the FST's 2005 show.
Lonesome Beet: Bunny sure was a shock tome. We used to be roommates in platapussland
Dexter Fong: Honey accomplishes hands across the sea mystery action
cease: have some coal, stones
Honey Sanchez: ancient chinese secret, dex
H Stones: thanks cease, my whistle was getting cold
Principalpoop: have some fire stones, or a seat?
Lonesome Beet: The Poop train, smells like something roten in Denmark to me
Dexter Fong: Honey< when it comes to cheese, there are *no* secrets
Principalpoop: chew chew
Honey Sanchez: woooo wooooo
cease: its the cheese, beet
Lonesome Beet: Potty Train
Dexter Fong: good 'n plenty...good 'n plenty
Dexter Fong: I can do it...I can do it
Lonesome Beet: Chew Chew Charley
Dexter Fong: bye bye
Principalpoop: sweet tarts sweet tarts
ah,clem: Bambi hoe and will be here shortly
Honey Sanchez: yes??
Dexter Fong: The waltz of the pastries
Principalpoop: she is not a a hoe, shame ahhh, clem
ah,clem: home
Honey Sanchez: i think you forgot the m
Bunnyboy: Wow. Very Goon-Showish stream on CNI tonite.
Dexter Fong: Homes?
Principalpoop: ok home boy
Principalpoop: somebody is calling you holmes
Bunnyboy: What 'tis?
H Stones: it was Sheerluck
RalphTweensport: clem's taken to listening to rap records, apparently - the hoe's home...
Dexter Fong: I thought it was a sham rock
Principalpoop: a tough row to hoe
Honey Sanchez: lol tween
ah,clem: was a typo, stop that
Dexter Fong: row row row your hoe
cease: yes bun, the mushroom plays were very goony
RalphTweensport: LOL clem
Bunnyboy: Bub: Thanks for keeping Lodestone up as long as ya did.
cease: the lads had to write a lot of plays quickly and turned to goons for inspiration
Honey Sanchez: catherwood pour us some mushroom wine
||||||||| Catherwood brings us some mushroom wine.
Bubba's Brain: I wish I could have done beter, Bb
RalphTweensport: Indeed Bub. Sorry we weren't better customers :-(
Lonesome Beet: Well, her name is Bambi and she likes it that way. Her mate is Ah Clem and he is here to say, chinisle my chinisle and two anf fro. She is not just a wife but my rappin hoe. rappin hoe, rrraaapppiiinnn hhhoooeee
Dexter Fong: Bub/Bunny: Has something happened to Lodestone?
Principalpoop: you can mush here in the waiting or ....
ah,clem hickups
Bubba's Brain: Its a hard market.
Bunnyboy: Hey, LAND OF THE PHAROAHS will be out on Warner video by the end of June.
cease: that was the original greek source of prophecy and celebration, honey
Bubba's Brain: Dex, I'm shutting it down. Everythings on sale.
Dexter Fong thinks Beet is ready for show time at the apollo
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:26 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bunnyboy: It's part of a Cult Classics series, 12 films in 4 volumes.
Principalpoop: oops bye E
cease: night el
RalphTweensport: I'll bet it is, Bubba. Had you considered joining up with Laugh.com in some way?
Bubba's Brain: http://lodestonecatalog.com/cgi-bin/sale.cgi
Dexter Fong: Bubba: I'm sorry to hear that..there's so little theater of the imagination available
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:27 PM, dragging Bambi by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Bubba's Brain: It might be a good idea.
H Stones: Hi Bambi
Bunnyboy: Amongst the other culties: ZERO HOUR, QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE, TROG, ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN...
RalphTweensport: Hey deer person :-)
Principalpoop: i am against vouchers, but bambi is ok
Bubba's Brain: Hey Bam!
Honey Sanchez looks to see if she has web feet
Lonesome Beet: Laugh . com? sounds so lame, probabaly because all the good names were taken huh
Bambi: Howdy Dear Friends!
Honey Sanchez: shes fine hi bambi :)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Yer ol man been dissing yah
cease: bambi
Bunnyboy: And an intriguing latter-day Lana Turner vehicle called THE BIG CUBE.
Principalpoop: does bambi have web feet honey?
ah,clem: I have not!
RalphTweensport: Actually, it's a pretty big deal for comedy, Beet. Think it may be Carlin at the helm. Not sure.
Bunnyboy: (sings) Sugar, ah Honey Honey...
Lonesome Beet: Hey Bambi, hope all is well tonight.
Principalpoop: we have the cheese log ahhh, clem
Lonesome Beet: Yeah it is Carlins site
Principalpoop: you are my candy girl
Dexter Fong: and the Chinese log two
Honey Sanchez: no she does not :)
Bubba's Brain: and you got me wantin you.....
ah,clem: as I said, was a typo, PP
Principalpoop: sugarpie honeybunch
Lonesome Beet: chuga chaga uga chaga
Principalpoop: your freudian slip is showing ahh, clem
Dexter Fong: I think I'll smoke on the water till it all stops
Bubba's Brain: yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy....
Bunnyboy: Why didn't they name it ChoosyChews.com? It's goody-good candy!
Lonesome Beet: well life goes on BRA
Dexter Fong: and BRAless
Principalpoop: hehe he said bra hehe
cease: hmm, this is back to Tile it LIke it Is
Honey Sanchez: hehe poop hehe
Principalpoop: oh bra size dee, oh bra la dah
Principalpoop: moroccan blue
Dexter Fong: Mo' bettah you want fat lip, haole bra?
Honey Sanchez: la la la la life goes on
RalphTweensport: Let me guess, P... you teach junior high kids all say...
Lonesome Beet: I will tell you my bra size if you tell me yours
Honey Sanchez: you first
Lonesome Beet: better yet, tell me yours and I will listen
Dexter Fong: Ultra petite
Lonesome Beet: a cup
cease: it sounds like we heard part one before, then other plays, now part 2 of Tile
Principalpoop: beet keeps pounding a rhythm in my brain
cease: is this my fault, ah clem?
Bunnyboy: Rochester? Oooooohh....
ah,clem: no, this was not played berfore
Lonesome Beet: ladi ladi dee
Principalpoop: give me a benny
ah,clem: is another sample you sent Cat
ah,clem: title
Lonesome Beet: Benny the Brain, Top Cat
cease: so i didnt put the 2 halves of htis together?
Principalpoop: glad to be hoe bambi?
cease: not good
Principalpoop: m
ah,clem: ran all the mushrooms in a row, if dupes, yea, blame it on Cat
Principalpoop: that was a typo ahh, clem
Bambi: hope my hi to each one came through before my network cable went caflooey
Lonesome Beet: Honey, you dont have to tell us, either we loves ya or we don't. Take you for you and nothing but the U
Dexter Fong: When I get a little older, deeper in debt. and physically deleted I want hoe care
Bambi: or would that be kaflooey
Bunnyboy: Earliest version of THE HUN I've heard.
H Stones: hoe hum
Bunnyboy: Ah, love THE HUN.
Bambi: I appear to be here now though
ah,clem slaps Mr. Principal
Bunnyboy: Hun Ho.
Lonesome Beet: TV or not TV?
H Stones: appearances can be deceptive Bambi
Principalpoop: how can you be here when
Bunnyboy: (sings) Ho Hun, Ho Hun, it's off to work we run...
Principalpoop: you started it ahh, clem, I am telling stones
cease: yes this is the first, bun
Lonesome Beet: I owe, I owe so off to work I go
Bunnyboy: LB: Yes. But the CNI stream has an FST Magic Mushroom version.
Dexter Fong: Arbeiten machst Hoermony
cease: this was their xmas eve show, 67, very magical show
Lonesome Beet: ahhhhh cool
Bambi: LOL, Clem you are too funny ... it's great to have all the muchroom plays ... and there may be some overlap of course between them.
cease: we dont have Last Exit to Fresno. apparently neither do the lads
RalphTweensport: The wise man sayeth, "neither a collander nor a blender be..."
Principalpoop: hehe she said overlap hehe
Bambi: leaving already lonesome beet?
H Stones: he must be dead beet
Lonesome Beet: leavin? na
H Stones: ah hes still breathin
Lonesome Beet: making me turn red, wait I am already red
Lonesome Beet: better red then dead
Dexter Fong: Better red than ill fed
Bunnyboy: I've always gotten a kick out of Proctor's "Enthusiastic Idiot" character, evidenced in this Mushroom show, and the "Edmund" instances.
Bambi: ah, drat, no last exit to fresno ... we'll never get off this freeway!
Merlyn: ah, fixed the station ID, wasn't working even after the original move because of directories moving and file permissions
Principalpoop: strain not thine wine
Lonesome Beet: Merl, your a wizard who ever you are
Honey Sanchez: kudos for merlyn
Principalpoop: if ever a wiz there was
Bambi: Catherwood please pass everyone their favorite mushrooms and hands shitakis to Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Bambi and asks "Did you need me?"
Honey Sanchez: now nino is another story
Lonesome Beet: Honey, Merlyn does not have cudies
Dexter Fong: What is he, a second story man?
Bambi: Catherwood please pour everyone their favorite mushrooms and hands shitakis to Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone their favorite mushrooms and hands shitakis to bambi.
Honey Sanchez: mmm mushroom wine for me thanks
Bambi grins mischieveously
Dexter Fong: I'll have some of that sparkling truffle
Principalpoop: ewww khakishit
Lonesome Beet: I will have psylasybins please and spelling is all distorted from the trails and colors
Honey Sanchez: oooh i love sparkling truffle but it always makes me giggly
Bubba's Brain: .
Bunnyboy: Gus is Fun. Fun, Gus, Fun.
Dexter Fong: That's right poop..khaki, standard military issue
Principalpoop: campbells cream of mushroom is all I use
ah,clem: ohh, I got a good one (mushroom)
Principalpoop: show off, throw a towel over it
Dexter Fong: hee hee hee Honey, tell me about girl friend
Lonesome Beet: wow, the stars, their.........
Dexter Fong: tell me about it
Lonesome Beet: their...........
Bambi: somebody's been reading my Dad's memorial? ;-)
Honey Sanchez: no no dex ancient chinese secret
Lonesome Beet: so many of them
cease: in his mouth?
Principalpoop: it's full, of stars
Lonesome Beet: Bambi, whats the link
Dexter Fong: Cheese mushrooms from under ground cows
cease: they have some fine fungae in china
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please bring me moonbeams in a jar
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey Sanchez moonbeams in a jar.
Bubba's Brain: Some hotshot -- here's your ancient chinese secret....
Dexter Fong: They provide their own fertilizer
Principalpoop: i thought the cow war was over
RalphTweensport: Does that mean I have a chinese bathroom, Cat?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, or would you rather be a pig?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Bambi: http://www.bambismusings.com ... click on the category called Loving Memory (might also want to read Klok's Memorial -- link at the top under the heading)
Principalpoop: the candyman can
Bambi: (since it's a blog, newer ones at the top under the category...so might want to read them in reverse order lol)
Honey Sanchez sits near the piano bar and basks in the afterglow sipping her mushroom martini
Lonesome Beet: I see Klocks but not Dads
H Stones: just reading your streaming radio piece Bambi, i begin to think that the record companies have decided on suicide after all
Principalpoop sings and plays, you must remember this
Honey Sanchez: i vote for record company suicide
Bambi: Loving Memory for my Dad is under the Categories on the left navigation
Bambi: I think you may be right Stones
Principalpoop: a kiss is still a kiss
H Stones: if they want assited suicide, they can count on me for help Honey
H Stones: assisted
Principalpoop: ass ited
Bambi: if they can't get over themselves, I agree with you Honey lol
Honey Sanchez: noted
Merlyn: they'll be put in radio prison
H Stones: indeed poop
H Stones: they seem to have forgot that radio sells records
Honey Sanchez: served radio dinners serves em right!
Dexter Fong: Thanks for the link Bambi,
Principalpoop: we built this city, with rock and roll
Bunnyboy: Richard Jeni's family and friends have statements, rememberances and a memorial guestbook up at www.richardjeni.com
Bambi: unfortunate ... since they could have taken advantage of the free advertising they were getting and embraced new technology instead of being buttheads
Bambi: good place for them Merlyn lol
RalphTweensport: You're missing the point, Stones... internet radio hasn't been cleared by Clearchannel ;-)
Honey Sanchez has a severe abreaction at the mention of clearchannel
RalphTweensport: They have the audacity to create their _own_ playlists...
H Stones: even if the record companies go into meltdown, musicians will still record and punters will still find a way of listening and buying, but not from the record companies
Principalpoop: merv the perv
RalphTweensport: Pretty funny stuff, P
H Stones: Smear channel is total pants, we even have it over here
Lonesome Beet: Bambi, WFMU? Did comercials for them. recorded them for airplay back in 73
RalphTweensport: Of course, it's a wholly-owned subsidiary of US Plus :-)
Lonesome Beet: For a DJ named John Nurookie or something like that.
Principalpoop: you say that if pants are a bad thing stones, I like my pants
H Stones: 65% drop in CD sales has give them the shits
Bambi: cool Lonesome Beet
H Stones: you wont want the Sony BMG pants after this
Honey Sanchez: got them on the run, stones
Lonesome Beet: Saw the Birds and Caned heet in that same show for five dollars
Principalpoop: liar, nobody can remember what they did in 1973
Dexter Fong: There's a run in my pants
Bambi: in Stones statement pants has a totally british meaning :-)
Principalpoop: oops you have recordings, lucky guy
Honey Sanchez: there's a run on my pants
Dexter Fong mutters show off
Lonesome Beet: I remember everything since I was two years old.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mark Time in through the front door at 10:52 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
RalphTweensport: Who wants to buy a CD that's going to install software on your PC w/o your knowledge or permission?
H Stones: thanks Bambi, Pants means totally crap
Principalpoop: long legs run in my family
Mark Time: evening Crew!
RalphTweensport: Mark, Mark, Mark
Honey Sanchez: hola mark
Dexter Fong: It's about Time, Mark
H Stones: Paul McCartney did Band with the Runs
Principalpoop: its maaaark tiiiiiime
Bambi: yep, thought that was the meaning you had in mind Stones ;-)
Mark Time: its about Space...Dex
H Stones: now theres a good reason for not having radio music
Lonesome Beet: Honey stop it, The latina talk is driving miss daisey, I mean me crazy
Bambi: Hi Mark Time ...glad you made it!
Bunnyboy: I better tend to "family matters", because...well, it does. Nighty!
RalphTweensport: C'mon, there are a couple of decent tunes on the album, Stones...
Dexter Fong: Gosh Mark...you mean...the...the *final frontier*?
Lonesome Beet: Nite BB
Mark Time: hey all...
Principalpoop: hip hop bb
H Stones: name one Tween
Principalpoop: where no man has gone before, hehe
Dexter Fong: Night Binny
Principalpoop: or woman, hehehe
Bambi: that was a new british meaning I learned from a Tom Clancy book recently (Red Rabbit)
Honey Sanchez: nitey bunny hop along see you next week
Mark Time: what's that playing on CNI?
H Stones: see ya Bun
cease: bun
Bambi: night bunny and mrs bunny :-)
RalphTweensport: I like Junior's Farm and Jets, but there's no accounting for taste LOL
Lonesome Beet: Honey, are you married or happy?
Dexter Fong: A life in the Day
H Stones: i particularly hated Gets
Dexter Fong: Mark
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 10:55 PM train to Elmertown.
Lonesome Beet: mcCartney is good
Honey Sanchez is happy
Lonesome Beet: Not Beatles good but Good
Bambi: Mushroom Plays, Mark Time
H Stones: trouble was i was touring with a band during the early seventies and every damn place i turned up the DJ was playing Macca
Principalpoop: i like silly love songs
Honey Sanchez: muy feliz
RalphTweensport: I liked Linda's Minimoog solo, I guess. Simple but melodic...
Lonesome Beet: Do you play an instrument Honey?
Mark Time: mushroom plays?
H Stones: they dont come much sillier than Macca, PP
Lonesome Beet: Suzy and the Red Strips
Lonesome Beet: What does Mushrooms play
RalphTweensport: Late '60s live recordings, Mark
Honey Sanchez: bass, beet n percussion
H Stones: as i have said before he is to music what Tom Cruise is to acting
cease: isnt that what cost the republicans the virginia senate seat? maca
Dexter Fong: Mark: Live performance by the FST at an LA joint know as the Magic Mushrooom
RalphTweensport: And we can all thank Mr. cease for keeping the tapes around all these years...
Lonesome Beet: Yeah, the Bass me also for forty three years
Principalpoop: cat is the on the mark
Dexter Fong: Tween: Indeed
Lonesome Beet: Bass Guitar, Piano,
cease: some of their first work together. amazing stuff
RalphTweensport: C'mon. Tom was good im Minority Report
Lonesome Beet: Honey, we can make beautiful music together
RalphTweensport: You can have Top Gun
Dexter Fong: Tween: Is you talin' 'bout Uncle Tom?
cease: i thgouth he was good in magnolia
Bambi: I think that was actually called 'apathy' Cat (senate seat in VA)
H Stones: it looked like a good movie Tween, untill Crud showed up and i switched off as a reflex
cease: on todays news i hear he wants to run again, for something
Principalpoop: rain man, no acting required
H Stones: a bus maybe Cease
Honey Sanchez: we would need a good guitarist or sax player, beet
cease: apathy, bambi? i thought the race was hotly contested
RalphTweensport: LOL Stones
cease: ut you live there, i only read left wing blogs
Dexter Fong: Method actor, ...yeah
Lonesome Beet: Yes, sounded like all improve to me
H Stones: i read only good books
Lonesome Beet: Well Denny Lane left wings
Lonesome Beet: over
H Stones: gives Denny Lane a Hi Five
RalphTweensport: And use only premium gasoline
Principalpoop: i finished the tower report stones
Principalpoop: stop laughing stones
Dexter Fong: Great Rock group 60's Buffalo Wings
Lonesome Beet: Speaking of good books, heh heh heh
H Stones: i would like to read a Non Fiction version of the 911 Commission Report
Bambi: barbequed buffalo wings?
Honey Sanchez: hahahhahaaha
Dexter Fong: Originally Buffalo Wingfield
RalphTweensport: It's not an exxageation to say that Lennon & McCartney had a chemistry that just didn't survive after the Beatles broke up.
H Stones: you have started me coughing again Poop
Principalpoop: no fear eh stones?
Lonesome Beet: http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=825951
Principalpoop: i thought it would
H Stones: totally agree with that Tween
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RalphTweensport: Do like Harrison's post-Beatles stuff, though. All Things Must Pass is wonderful IMHO
Bambi: I haven't used Premium gas ever ... I didn't start driving till the 70s lol
Lonesome Beet: Hey I can write one
cease: its like wanting a glass of water and being given a glass of hydrogen
H Stones: yes always respected George
Lonesome Beet: Poward Water, just add water
cease: the lenon flick is almost all his solo work post beatles. most of it sucked
cease: they played
Honey Sanchez: a very nice storefront, beet
Lonesome Beet: powdered
Dexter Fong: and perfumed
Principalpoop: ahh coco
RalphTweensport: Still some modern models using preium, but I wouldn't like to have to pay the $$ to fill that tank...
Dexter Fong: It's Coco Channel
Lonesome Beet: Bob is a great writer, and nothing to fear but me there
Bambi: and my last two cars recommend regular gas
H Stones: i had a curry last night and that gave me premium gas
Dexter Fong: afk
RalphTweensport: I still want to get a diesel so I can burn Willie's biodiesel
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Donk close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
Principalpoop: oh my thane has methane
cease: donk
Principalpoop: hi donk
RalphTweensport: A little spicy Indian served it?
Honey Sanchez: hola donk
H Stones: so you are the me thane of Denmark PP
RalphTweensport: We don't need a gun... we've got a Donk!
Bambi: hot doggies are done ... brb
Lonesome Beet: Coal? Coal did you say Bill, talking about Coal?
Donk: hey Sanchez
Principalpoop: prick my finger stones
Donk: hmmm
Lonesome Beet: Honey, Bob really likes you. He says he cant get your font out of his head
Principalpoop: oops, finger my oops wrong chat
H Stones: what, with this rusty plastic dagger i have carried in my side since birth PP
Honey Sanchez blushes
Principalpoop: no nurse, I told you to prick his boil....
RalphTweensport: Don hasn't seen Crocodile Dundee ;-)
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
Lonesome Beet: That hot latina bloodline is killing me, oops I mean him.
H Stones: sorry doc, hes suffering from acute Spoonerism
Principalpoop: like gomez with her speaking french
Honey Sanchez: i have always thought that was a spork in your side, stones
Lonesome Beet: yeah, ooh la la
cease: the lads are really riffing here
Principalpoop: spork is a kind of spam
Mark Time: not fade away.....
H Stones: spork scratchings
Lonesome Beet: Spork when spoken too
cease: they tapped into tv speech patterns and timing and evolved their own here
Principalpoop: fried spork tailings
H Stones: it is after all, the Year of the Spig
Principalpoop: did that already start?
Bambi: ah, good hot dogs (mustard and onion)
Honey Sanchez: oh si si senor principale
Bambi: hey Donk
Mark Time: a mighty hot dog!
Dexter Fong: YOu can put pants on a spork but you still won't win best of breed
cease: i'd forgotten how much of 2 places was in this
Principalpoop: they opened a sonics near me, food cheaper than mcdonalds, amazing
Donk: HOT DOG!
Principalpoop: wb fong
Lonesome Beet: Bambi, only one topping here in the south for hotdogs and it is nasty
Lonesome Beet: cole slaw
Honey Sanchez: try the ocean water, poop
Dexter Fong: Over here, Donk...and a beer please
Principalpoop: no, only put that on bbq pork sandwich, mmmmm
RalphTweensport: And don't mind the rats P, we won't weigh 'em!
Bambi: eeeek!
Lonesome Beet: it sucks being here. The bad food and I have to make my own onions for the digs
ah,clem: g'day Donk
cease: speaking of beer, have you ever had belgian beer Duchesse de Bourgogne?
Dexter Fong: and none of these rats were harmed in the making of this Taco Bell commercial
Donk: here in MI it's coney island sause, which is something like chilli, but , runny and discusting
Honey Sanchez: wasn't that ernest's wife??
Lonesome Beet: here??? They have bud and well, thats it
Donk: hey ah clem
H Stones: you can take a spork out of its pants but never the pants out of a spork
Principalpoop: ernest bordenine was married?
Lonesome Beet: Thank god they sell Nathans hot dogs here, no sabretts here
Bambi: I was raised jersey shore hot dogs ... I use mustard and onions ... and maybe some relish and saurkraut if it's warmed up
H Stones: a bordernine case i think PP
Lonesome Beet: He was married to Shelly Winters
Dexter Fong: Stones: But you can fry their tiney jackets, those little spork rinds
cease: ah this is their first play, freak for a week
Principalpoop: are you from jersey?
Bambi: or maybe some chili if it's good
Donk: i would kill for a nathans hot dog, or Sabretts for that matter
Principalpoop: a catch in nine saves time or something like that
Honey Sanchez: his wife sells greasy cosmetics and perfume on HSN now i believe, poop
Principalpoop: HSN is near me, a huge building
Lonesome Beet: Yeah, Newark for forty five years flo, then Vermont then North Carolina and now here South Carolina
Principalpoop: i never watch that channel
Bambi: princep, no I am an army brat ... born at fort useless
Dexter Fong: Shelley Winters is alive and on HSN?
Donk: just watched an hour program, behind the scenes at QVC pretty interesting
Bambi: but I spent many years at the jersey shore
Principalpoop: no, she drowned on the posidon years ago
Lonesome Beet: Shelly wrote a book in which she wrote a chapter on all her husbands. The Ernest Borgnine chapter was blank
Dexter Fong: Shelley Winters was poisidened?
Principalpoop: ahh, you must have a nice tan, from the chemicals
Donk: well i spent a couple weekends at atlantic city
RalphTweensport: Pretty useful if it delivered you, Bambi :-)
Lonesome Beet: Yeah lived at Seaside Heights for two years taking care of my dead ole dad
Principalpoop: yes, like the people in arsenic and old lace
Mark Time: what are you and ah, clem doing in lovely CA, Bambi?
Bambi: ah, thanks Tween :-)
H Stones: why didnt she use paper like other folk Beet ?
Dexter Fong: Poisined by arsenic...and old lace?
Lonesome Beet: I lived at Baileys until the money ran out on me
cease: isnt that a liquer?
RalphTweensport: I was born at Fish Memorial Hospital in DeLand, FL. To this day, I'm still afraid of hooks ;-)
Dexter Fong: Mark: If you're getting you info from Nino, he's not to be trausted
H Stones: sounds like the money i was married to for a while Beet
Principalpoop: i thought it was an english prison
Mark Time: not hookers....
Honey Sanchez: pour me a baileys catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez a baileys.
Mark Time: Mustang Ranch!!!
cease: better deland than dewater
Bambi: I moved from jersey back in 85 ... didn't have as many years under the chemical influence ... sad, visited our daughter who lives there and found out about the chemical problem then. They do not drink the water there.
Honey Sanchez: thats the old bailey, poop
Principalpoop: has bill bailey come home yet?
Lonesome Beet: Nino is corect because I signed up on my Jersey Computer.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get me and Old Bailey
||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong and old bailey.
Bambi: I drink Bailey's on occasion in my coffee lol
Principalpoop: i used to drink old grand dad, he was brutal
H Stones: does Bailey know about this Bambi ?
cease: i'd like an orange. or the sun
Honey Sanchez: i bet he fought you tooth and nail, poop
Lonesome Beet: Harveys Bristol Creme? na it was Baileys Irish Creme and not bad either
cease: my faves
Principalpoop: ok after drunk
Lonesome Beet: Honey, howhat does nosay mean
Dexter Fong: Beet: Neither Bambi nor Clem are in california, I promise you
Bambi: lol stones
RalphTweensport: An "irish" coffee? Used to get those at a place in D.C. where I worked. (While I worked lol - soundman at a blues club)
cease: an irish coffee for me
Honey Sanchez: i dunno, beet
Principalpoop: what is in a scottish coffee?
H Stones: i used to run a folk and blues club Tween
Bambi: Dex is right...we are not in CA ... haven't been past TX and Wisconsin
Lonesome Beet: Ah you dont want to tell me, I see
Honey Sanchez: poop, you don't wanna know
cease: dead scotsmen
Honey Sanchez: no se
Dexter Fong: Poop: Oatmeal
Principalpoop: ugh
Principalpoop: peat?
Donk: a little Jamesons and coffee, hold the coffee, is tasteier
RalphTweensport: A fan of Steeleye Span I'll bet, Stones...
cease: haggis
Lonesome Beet: Not being nosey just askin
Bambi: Bailey's Irish Creme in coffee is is great ... but I prefer my Toasted Almonds
H Stones: actually no Tween, i have always been very picky
Principalpoop: merl haggis?
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toasted almond.
Dexter Fong: And heap big friend of sockeye salmon
Lonesome Beet: Bambi used to bartend for years and make a mean toasted almond
cease: is that a liquer, bambi?
RalphTweensport: Saw Steeleye live in D.C.. The Rocket Cottage tour. I'm a fan.
cease: ah, a coktail
H Stones: John Lee Hooker and the Watersons, Lightenin Hopkins and Davy Graham more to my taste
Lonesome Beet: Ameretta, Kahalua and creme
Dexter Fong: he he he said cocl and tail heh heh
RalphTweensport: Also like Reniassance (sp) alot
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Principalpoop: hehe
Principalpoop: are you a jouster
Bambi: a couple liquiers actually ... amaretto and kahlua (can also use frangelica in place of the amaretto)
Lonesome Beet: Honey how do you say Hello in Spanish?
RalphTweensport: Annie Haslam singing Yes' "Turn of the Century" is freakin'
RalphTweensport: freakin' beautiful
Bambi: either way you top it off with cream and some ice
Dexter Fong: Olla en Esapgnol
Honey Sanchez: hola, lonesomebeet
cease: hence the almond taste
Lonesome Beet: there she goes, You know what it does to me when you spreak spanish
H Stones: gives you Hives does it Beet ?
Dexter Fong: spleak spanglish
Principalpoop: gives you an tich? hehe
cease: you had referred to this drink in the past, bambi. i thought it was actually toasted almonds
Lonesome Beet: Hold on, the bees are leaving the hive now
Dexter Fong: Call the Currie 'e's got 'ives
Principalpoop: look at this picture
H Stones: yes theres a hum
cease: ok now something is wrong here
Dexter Fong: yeah...keep on trucing clem
Honey Sanchez looks
Dexter Fong: and trucking
cease: if this is the cd i sent
RalphTweensport: Thranks a Marillion, clem :-)
H Stones: its a good likenesss PP, who is it ?
Principalpoop: yes thanky ahh, clemy
Bambi: ah, ok. Most bars know how to make Toasted Almonds
Lonesome Beet: Honey, you know I kid. I still really loves ya but I kid
Bambi: if you like creamy drinks, might want to try one ... very good
Honey Sanchez: i knows it :)
Bambi: thanks Clem!!
Mark Time: yes, thanks clem....it's been a really great show....
Principalpoop: joan baez necking with albert einstein
H Stones: it doesnt add up PP
Honey Sanchez: ooooooh catherwood make me a rusty nail
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez a rusty nail.
Dexter Fong: and her sister with Neils Bohr
cease: i like irish cofee and experiement with the specialty coffees of the restaurants i visit
Honey Sanchez: thank you, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
cease: night clem
Principalpoop: form a commission and study it stones
Lonesome Beet: rusty nail, scotch and drambui
Honey Sanchez: gives catherwood a big tip
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Honey Sanchez and queries "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: ahhh toad away
cease: its odd that you missed the last half of that play
Honey Sanchez: you got it, beet
Principalpoop: have a super week keepers of the root
H Stones: i only want 10% commission PP
Lonesome Beet: Honey have a great nite
Mark Time: how old are you, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Mark Time and mumbles "Did you want me?"
H Stones: thanks again Clem, see you next week or on Saturday
Honey Sanchez: niterz poop if yer headin for the barn
Mark Time: smack Tween with a pickle, Catherwood...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Mark Time and asks "Did you want something?"
Dexter Fong: Poop: Do you keep it in your root cellar?
Honey Sanchez: nite clem thanks again :)
Principalpoop: that doesn't add up, i need 95%
RalphTweensport: Well, the toad is beconing... have a great week all, and do consider joining the CNI chat on Saturdays. We do have fun and great tech information...
Honey Sanchez: you too senor beet
Lonesome Beet: dont step on the rusty nail D drambui and S scotch remembering tricks
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johnny Piano plummets into the garden at 11:26 PM.
H Stones: working for Warners now are you PP ?
Principalpoop: i have no cellar, that is why I need a commisson
||||||||| RalphTweensport departs at 11:26 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Johnny Piano: Hullo dere!
Honey Sanchez: g'nite tweeny
cease: hi jp
Principalpoop: don't fuck with the RIAA stones
Merlyn: saved our bacon last week, ralph
Principalpoop: hello piano
H Stones: have a good week tween
Lonesome Beet: Oh Johnny Oh Johnny Oh
cease: you just missed the mushroom plays on cni
ah,clem: good night everyone!
Honey Sanchez: hola johnnypiano
Johnny Piano: How are you all doing? Long time, no type
Bambi: so glad I can make it home in time to hear at least an hour or so of "a few minutes with Firesign Theatre"
H Stones: i wont fuck with them but i will try and fuck them PP
Donk: Nite Jim
Principalpoop: thanks again, night night ac and b
Dexter Fong: Hi Johnny
Honey Sanchez: me too bambi have a great week :)
Donk: Nite Bambi and all
H Stones: see ya soon Bambi
cease: donk
Principalpoop: ahh, go ahead and fuck with them lol
cease: bambi
Merlyn: nite bambi
Johnny Piano: Bye, Bambi
Bambi: so glad I can make it home in time to hear at least an hour or so of "a few minutes with Firesign Theatre"
Mark Time: evening Crew....till next week, be well!
Lonesome Beet: Bambi loverly to chat with you tonight and Honey, nite sweets
cease: mark
Principalpoop: wonderful you can make it, thanks
||||||||| "Hey Mark Time!" ... Mark Time turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:28 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and Bambi...nice to be back all together
Honey Sanchez: gee everyone is rushing off like cockroaches when the light comes on
H Stones: see ya later Mark
Bambi: Hi Johnny!
Bambi: long time no see
Dexter Fong: Permission to depart....maaARGK
Johnny Piano: Sorry you're rushing off, Bambi
Bambi: yes, it is great to see everyone here in the FST chat
Principalpoop: this roach is staying like a bad tooth
H Stones: dammint, who let my cockroaches out? i was saving them for the RIAA
Lonesome Beet: Not rushing off just never want to overstay my welcome or I will never be welcome to stay over
Donk: i haven't gone anywhere, just saying g'nite to those who are leaving
Bambi: I am still here
Johnny Piano: Honey, I think it's this halogen flashlight I brought in with me
Honey Sanchez: goodnight whoever is leaving
Bambi: LOL Stones
Dexter Fong: Very nicely said Beet
Principalpoop: halo gen or gene
Lonesome Beet: Look, all I want to know is who is leaving first?
cease: better a beatnik than a beet tick
Honey Sanchez: ohh
Principalpoop: no no, i don't know leaves third
Johnny Piano: The RIAA doesn't serve the industry for crap. They can service me...
Lonesome Beet: There I go, back on third again
Bambi: seems like I just got here lol wasn't gonna leave just yet
Johnny Piano: Beet, take a number
Principalpoop: I like third base
H Stones: i will only have sex with them if i become HIV pos
Lonesome Beet: I like to talk with a good woman and get to know her third base first
Dexter Fong: That is a terrible but wonderful sacrifice you are about to be making Agent Stones
cease: was it molly ivins who first observed, ":george bush was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple"?
Bambi: they are not worthy to service your band Johnny
Johnny Piano: Let's not talk about base here
Bambi: First Base.
H Stones: am listening to some cool sounds here.... http://www.kcsm.org/fm_listen.html
Principalpoop: oops right, no base talk here, wrong chat
Johnny Piano: (Bows to Bambi) Thank you, dear heart.
Honey Sanchez: bass is ok, though
Lonesome Beet: Why not, Base should have niquil time
Dexter Fong: Cat: Ssounds like her
Honey Sanchez: or codfish
Bambi: my pleasure Johnny ... you guys are great!
ah,clem goes to bed, night all
Dexter Fong: Free! Base!! Free!! Base!!
Johnny Piano: Okay, we'll talk about bass for the halibut
cease: night clem
Bambi: night Clem! See you soon!
||||||||| Around 11:32 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
Johnny Piano: Nite-nite, ah clem
Honey Sanchez: nite, ah clem
Lonesome Beet: Bass is not as easy as many think. Need a special feel for it, the heart
Dexter Fong: Johhny: Don't be koi
Donk: nite clem
cease: i hear the halibut moved to dubai
H Stones: what your carping about Dex ?
Principalpoop: ahhh cool jazz
Lonesome Beet: He must be a peicies
Bambi: or special feet (for bass) ... JL plays bass with his feet
Johnny Piano: Dubai dubai du
Principalpoop: frank sinatra walking through some city
Honey Sanchez: wow bambi i am impressed
Johnny Piano: I used to do that, Bambi
cease: bye bye miss american pisces
Lonesome Beet: I loved Porgey and Bass
Bambi: bass pedals
Donk: sort of , Cease
Dexter Fong: Are you looking at me Stones, i can't tell, I'm wall-eyed
H Stones: great station for Jazz this is PP, possibly the best
Lonesome Beet: Zuzu'z Padels
Bambi: wow, you did Johnny ... that's cool ... not too many do it these days it seems
Lonesome Beet: Honey, what kind of music do you like
Principalpoop: get on it and do it everyday
Johnny Piano: Back in the days of playing a Hammond organ...and occasionally I get to lay into a pipe organ at churches
Merlyn: ZaSu Peddle
Honey Sanchez: i am a very picky eclectic kinda music lover many different kinds
Donk: sounds interesting, Stones, but not possible on dialup, luckily i have Sirius here, they have 3 jazz stations and one of them is actually good
Johnny Piano: Layin' pipe...there, beat ya to it
Lonesome Beet: So it is safe to say you like good music
Honey Sanchez: yes very safe to say
Dexter Fong: Zamphyr, John Tesh........ then I don't listen to
Principalpoop: hehe he beat me to it hehe
H Stones: i think they do a dialup stream Donk
Honey Sanchez: its a fantastic jazz station, donk
H Stones: i was still on dialup when i found this station
Donk: lol Dexter
Lonesome Beet: Good Music then all kinds
Principalpoop: are those real names dex?
||||||||| Lonesome Beet says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Lonesome Beet exits at 11:36 PM.
H Stones: we dont have anything playing jazz as good as this in the UK, treasure it people !
Johnny Piano: Both kinds - country and western
Donk: music on dialup not so great, stones, i'll stick to Sirius
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yes =)))
||||||||| Not so lonesome Beet bounds in at 11:37 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: a new beet
Bambi: JL has a FB01 that lays down strings as well when he plays bass with his feet ... sounds cool
Johnny Piano: Beet, I said "take a number," not a knocker
Not so lonesome Beet: Country music is so down to earth, I step on it many times over
Dexter Fong: You cut em down, they grow again
Principalpoop: i like being an old fogey
Not so lonesome Beet: yeah my typing was not showing up
Merlyn: That's two beets - a samba?
Johnny Piano: Oh, yeah - little Yamaha gizmo - FB01
H Stones: i started as a young fogey and just got older PP
Principalpoop: take 5
Not so lonesome Beet: Mambo anyone?
Dexter Fong: Old Fogerty...Creedence...love em
Honey Sanchez: lol wb beet country music is one style that does nothing for me, ese
Bambi says yep...cool little Yamaha gizmo :-)
Not so lonesome Beet: Dave Brubeck, I used to play that on the geetar
Principalpoop: a young fogey, I like fogey carmichael
Dexter Fong: Beet: Sometime you need to click on the chat box
Principalpoop: cool song, thank you mr. brubeck
Not so lonesome Beet: Honey, I wrote a country song
cease: i just noticed how much born on a bayou sounds like a washing machine
H Stones: i was the only kid in my class that could keep the beat to Unsquare Dance
Honey Sanchez: wow really, beet?
Johnny Piano: Bambi, speaking of new songs - I wrote one recently - "Keep My Hands To Yourself"
Honey Sanchez: lol cease you just noticed that?
Not so lonesome Beet: "Oh why, oh why did you leave me alone, the cow jumps over the moon. Oh why oh why did you leave me alone, eat that dead dog with a spoon.
Principalpoop: lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: WHen you live below the water line, laundry becomes important]
Honey Sanchez: lol
Donk: Dave bruebeck is still doing concerts, he must be 80
Principalpoop: is that right? wonderful
Johnny Piano: You're right, Donk - Brubeck is hangin' in there. Still great player!
Bambi: cool Johnny ... so you guys are working on a new album then?
Not so lonesome Beet: oh why oh why did you leave me alone, the cow jumped over the moon
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Donk: yep
Johnny Piano: Not any serious work yet, but yes, we do intend to make a 4th Oohs album
Principalpoop: a new george jones
Bambi: hey llanwydd
Not so lonesome Beet: oh why oh why did you leave me alone, eat that dead dog with a spoon
Principalpoop: hello llan
llanwydd: what's the topic?
H Stones: Hey llan
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:41 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Not so lonesome Beet by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Outside, the 11:41 PM uptown bus from New York pulls away, leaving Pickled Beet coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: no ic tonight, top or otherwise
Dexter Fong: Beet: Leave your resume and an 8x10 with Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and queries "Something I can help with?"
Johnny Piano: Saw Brubeck on PBS recently - had two of his sons playing with (Dan on drums and Darius on keys) - they smoked
Bambi: well you know we will help you promote it as always Johnny :-)
Pickled Beet: keeps freezing up on me
cease: i just tuned in this radio station youre talknig about
H Stones: liked Brubeck since i was a kid
Johnny Piano: When there's something to promote, I'll send it to you, Bambi
Bambi: wow, the Lonesome Beet is now Pickled lol
Pickled Beet: yep, me also
Honey Sanchez: move closer to the fireplace, beet
Bambi: good deal Johnny
cease: yes brubek goes back the first jazz i heard that i liked
Honey Sanchez: cool cease it's excellent
Pickled Beet: too many almonds and rusty nails
Dexter Fong: Is that a special kind of pickle mister Beet
Principalpoop: late night at a nice new york dive
H Stones: then i got into the MJQ
Principalpoop: don't use drugs stones
Pickled Beet: sitting by the firesign, oops fireside
Johnny Piano: Heard some of the latest Metheny duo album - tasty.
H Stones: i took em but never used em
Principalpoop: we take drugs seriously at our house
Bambi: lol Stones
Pickled Beet: Giving Honey a foot massage
cease: just read review of it today, jp
Honey Sanchez: as you should, poop
Pickled Beet: Never take them
cease: i loved his early work
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, please give Beet a misdemeanor
||||||||| Catherwood gives beet a misdemeanor.
Johnny Piano: It's a shot drink - half butterscotch, half Crown Royal
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give Beet a lapdance
||||||||| Catherwood hands beet a lapdance.
Pickled Beet: I divorsed Miss Ter Meaner because she was meaner
Dexter Fong: Thought you liked it like that Beet
Principalpoop: what is scotch, milk and a drop of vanilla called?
Johnny Piano: Cat, what did the review say?
Pickled Beet: is that a lapdance Catherwood or a hand, never mind. Get away from me old fool
||||||||| Catherwood hands away from me old fool.
Pickled Beet: dunno
Johnny Piano: Waiting with baited breath, Poop...
cease: that i should go out and buy a copy immediately
Johnny Piano: Good call, Cat
H Stones: what kind of bait do you use Johnny ?
cease: mostly ref to other work they'd done togheter, whjich is useless to me as i havent heard it
Principalpoop: no no, bill cosby used to drink that on ISpy lol
Honey Sanchez: ewwww bait-breath, johnny here have a mentos
Pickled Beet: A copy if "Join the Club" the best bood ever written.
Johnny Piano: Depends on what I'm trying to catch, Stones
Pickled Beet: heh heh heh
cease: its breath mint! it's a candy mint!
Johnny Piano: Mmm, the Freshmaker - AKA Honey Sanchez
Principalpoop: have a tic, tac
Pickled Beet: I used to eat worms and wait with baited breath
Principalpoop: what kind of worms?
Pickled Beet: Now I have to go. Nite tall and honey, see you next week baby dumplings
H Stones: the way our economy is going, we will all be eating worms over here soon
Dexter Fong: Gosh Mom! What's for breakfast
Honey Sanchez: luxury!!
Honey Sanchez: nite nite beetie
Principalpoop: flatterer, see you, giggles
Bambi: fried spam?
Dexter Fong: Night Mister Beet
H Stones: see ya Beet
Johnny Piano: Well, Dex, we're having a heaping helping of fresh fried gar!
cease: beet
Honey Sanchez: buenos noches
cease: keep on beeting
Bambi: have a great night Beet
||||||||| Pickled Beet rushes off, saying "11:49 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Johnny Piano: Off he goes on the Nite Beet
Dexter Fong: Gar!!?? And be ye a pirate?
Principalpoop: road cakes again? heavy on the 30 weight
Johnny Piano: Farky!
Bambi: I thought those were groat cakes?
Dexter Fong: Big John and Farky
Principalpoop: might be, i have bad ears
||||||||| "11:50 PM? 11:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "sleepwalking beet should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as sleepwalking beet enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Johnny Piano: Poop has Globner's Disease - can't hear the letter "G"
H Stones: are they like Road Kill Burgers Poop ?
Principalpoop: i have lobners?
Bambi: lol sleepwalking now ...
Honey Sanchez: they serve those up in tejas, stones
Johnny Piano: Apparently so, Poop
Dexter Fong: Did you say "lobsters"?
Principalpoop: that is what I thought stones
sleepwalking beet: It is groatcakes and Honey you know what it would do to me when you speak the language of love. Catherwood tucks beet back in bed
||||||||| Catherwood toes sleepwalking beet when you speak the language of love tucks beet back in bed.
Honey Sanchez: somnambulism now can be added to your many talents
H Stones: yummy, my faves
||||||||| sleepwalking beet rushes off, saying "11:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: yes talking about food is the language of love
Dexter Fong: Toed away, eh? Stones?
Johnny Piano: LOL, Honey - excellent
Principalpoop: who are you calling a shrimp?
H Stones: lol
Bambi: lol Catherwood is on a roll tonight
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bambi and says "Stop typing gibberish, Bambi!"
cease: thats not a shrimp. that's a barbie
Honey Sanchez: a kaiser roll
Principalpoop: i dreamed I had somnabulism
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, throw a couple of shovels full of dirt on that beet bed
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and queries "Did you need me?"
H Stones: thats good, he was on a sesami seed bun last night
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, please get off of the rolls
||||||||| Catherwood gets off of the rolls.
Principalpoop: ahh barbie, she is a doll
Honey Sanchez: roll off the rolls, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rolls off the rolls.
Johnny Piano: See, you just have to say the magic word
H Stones: not without the foot pump she aint PP
Principalpoop: jelly roll
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, bring around the Rolls
||||||||| Catherwood hands around the rolls.
Honey Sanchez: wrong room, stones
H Stones: lol
Johnny Piano: Damn, he's strong
Principalpoop: how many working holes does yours have stones?
Principalpoop: oops yes, wrong chat
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, roll out the barrels with my servants in them
||||||||| Catherwood withes Dexter Fong's servants in them.
H Stones: do you mean this isn the Road Kill singles room Hon ?
Johnny Piano: How does one "with"?
Honey Sanchez: no thats the next room
Principalpoop: and we'll have a barrel of fun
H Stones: oic
cease: if barrels were servents, no one would fly
Johnny Piano: Lemme get my accordion
H Stones: i got banned from Avian Flu Chat
Principalpoop: according to dion?
Dexter Fong: I'll get my gypsy violinist
cease: and boy are your arms tired?
Johnny Piano: What's up with that, Stones? Did you not have Chirpies?
H Stones: sure are
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me some columbian coffee and hot cinnamon rolls
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi some columbian coffee and hot cinnamon rolls.
Honey Sanchez: he's in the cheese shop, dex
Johnny Piano: According to Dion, he's a wanderer
Principalpoop: ahhh columbian
cease: i'll hafve some more columbian. i didnt know they made coffee
Dexter Fong: STD or Starling Transmitted Diseases can be fatal....Don't fly
Principalpoop: wanderer? then who is the great pretender?
Honey Sanchez: walk don't fly
H Stones: yet another wrong room cease
Johnny Piano: It might be me, Poop
H Stones: i got them in a bit of a flap Dexter
Dexter Fong: Honey: You mean Yung Boi, 8 year old chinese violin virtuoso?
Principalpoop: how can we tell? how can we know for sure?
H Stones: all the rooms are wrong tonight
cease: you mean the dea isnt monitoring this? hi alberto
Johnny Piano: I work for the F.I.B. - we're paid to spread lies
Principalpoop: gonzales is not gone yet? I thought he left...
Dexter Fong: No Stones, it's the keys..they're all electronic
H Stones: so not a very speedy Gonzalez then eh ?
Johnny Piano: Nah, Gonzales be right, not left
Bambi: Yogi Bear?
Principalpoop: right out the door
Johnny Piano: Ah, hey there, Boo Boo!
cease: his reign may prove short lived
Principalpoop: tell him it was not political, just his performance was unacceptable
Johnny Piano: You dare to throw a salad on Caesar?
Dexter Fong: while he's dressing?
H Stones: pass the ketchup Heinze
Honey Sanchez: it was political and i hope senator domenici and heather wilson get booted!!
Johnny Piano: Those Bob Mackie gowns are Fab-U-Lous!
cease: we heard a truncated version of that play on cni tonight, jp
Bambi: yo, ho, ho, to you too Boo Boo!
Principalpoop: et tu stones? you life a leg on caesar
Johnny Piano: Which, the P&B Roaming Umpire?
cease: yes, they're are yours, arent they honey
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Principalpoop: i heard domenici hire a good lawyer lol
Honey Sanchez: i don't claim them i have called them and sent emails and they never do what i ask them to
Dexter Fong: Life-a-leg Caesar they called him...just 'cause one leg was 30 inches long and the other only14
Johnny Piano: Not much of a dancer, that Caesar
Principalpoop: he could spin like a top dancing
Dexter Fong: But he really knew how to lead
Honey Sanchez: he was hoppin on the dance floor, johnny
cease: menaing they are a blot on your state. we have our own blots here in BC
Johnny Piano: Yum, a Whirling Caesar Dervish
Principalpoop: wots up with some right wing company buying all your newspapers cat
H Stones: we have nothing but blots over hear cease, belive me
Dexter Fong: They're not so much blots as Rorschach tests of the sanity of we electors
Principalpoop: and editors, writers not allowed to disagree in writing?
cease: no good politicians in all of uk, stones? there must be one
Honey Sanchez: agreed, dex
Principalpoop: i would have to search for the link, scary for canada
Dexter Fong: I'll trade two smudges for a blot
H Stones: if there is, hes hiding in shame cease
Principalpoop: oh those dervishes, i dated one of the sisters
Johnny Piano: How about a smidge of a smudge?
H Stones: Blair is beginning to make Franco look like a moderate
Dexter Fong: Spinni g Jenny?
cease: no wonder murdoch loves him
Johnny Piano: Tonight's top story: Tony Blair is still dead
H Stones: a whilrling wind romance eh Poop ?
H Stones: if only Johnny, if only !
Principalpoop: no, this sister was twisted, hehe
Johnny Piano: Poor Jenny
Honey Sanchez: she had synesthesia she could feel the noise
Johnny Piano: I can hear the grass grow
Dexter Fong: And do ye speak of Pirate Jenny, me lad?
Bambi: it's been great to see you all ... but it's been a very long day and I need some shut eye ... see ya all next time! If you get a chance, please check out our stream at http://www.cniradio.com (and don't forget the JimmyLee and Bambi show on Saturday evening 7-10 PM Eastern Daylight Time)
Honey Sanchez: i can hear the grass smoke
Principalpoop: grass talks to you too johnny?
Johnny Piano: Who, Cap'n Fong?
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
Principalpoop: night night sweet bambi
cease: ok bambi
Honey Sanchez: nitey bambi sweet dreams
H Stones: ok Bambi, i will be there, have a great week
Johnny Piano: See ya, Bambi - hopefully sooner than later
Bambi waves ... nytol! :-)
cease: nite bambi
Merlyn: see ya next week people
cease: ok merl
Dexter Fong: Pirate Jenny from die Drei Grosschen Oper or 3 penny opera..Spinning jenny when they hung her
Johnny Piano: Nite, Merlyn
Principalpoop: night M, and thanks again, a super job, thanks
Principalpoop: ahh pedantic fong
Johnny Piano: Now you're breaking out the Kurt Weill...Kovacs would be proud
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "12:08 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, glad to see you operating =)
Dexter Fong: Danke JP
Principalpoop: sanka?
Johnny Piano: OK, Merlyn's gone - let's see if we can break Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Johnny Piano and asks "Would you like something?"
H Stones: thanks again merlyn
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, please break yourself
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Johnny Piano and queries "Did you need me?"
Principalpoop: you forget the time zones again stones, late
Honey Sanchez: catherwood put on a frock and sing bring in the clowns
||||||||| Catherwood gives in the clowns.
Principalpoop: oops, he gave in the clowns
Dexter Fong: Catherwood dont give a frock
||||||||| Catherwood gets a frock.
Honey Sanchez: hehe
Johnny Piano: Nooooooo, he's doing it clown-style!
Honey Sanchez: i guess catherwood does give a frock
||||||||| Catherwood hands a frock.
Principalpoop: frock you catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Principalpoop and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Johnny Piano: Frock off
Dexter Fong: uh I meant....flock?
Principalpoop: i saw that movie, frock on, frock off
Principalpoop: the pizza delivery guy was super, wow
Honey Sanchez: the frocker
Dexter Fong: frock those chine sheep pants
Honey Sanchez: haha dex
Johnny Piano: Sounds like a Ben Stiller movie...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bob D Caterino inside, makes a note of the time (12:11 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: chinese sheep pants?
Dexter Fong: and the cheese they came in with
Bob D Caterino: back for a few
Johnny Piano: Hey Bob
Principalpoop: howdy bob
Bob D Caterino: Hey all, again
Honey Sanchez: orale bob welcome back
Dexter Fong: Pull up a sheep and get cheesed off Bob
Johnny Piano: Quick, get the booze, we can play "Hi Bob"
cease: bobbing back, eh?
Bob D Caterino: Honey, hello olla
cease: bobbing for apple cidres?
Bob D Caterino: No boo's nooooo
Principalpoop: pulling the wool over our eyes again?
Dexter Fong: Buenos tardes
Johnny Piano: Bobbing for sheep cheese
Honey Sanchez: stones has gone to make a 'hot chocolate'
Bob D Caterino: baaaa, baaaa, baaaa
Principalpoop: ahhh free basing
Johnny Piano: A likely story from Stones
Dexter Fong: Honey< that spy cam working out okay?
Bob D Caterino: Na just had to take daughter to work
Honey Sanchez: is that like dialing for dollars?
Bob D Caterino: driving for dopers
Principalpoop: you have a site honey?
Honey Sanchez: works fine
Bob D Caterino: Honey you remember that show lol
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh
Johnny Piano: Boy, does that make me feel old
Bob D Caterino: Yeah Honey is a site for sore eyes, whatever they are
Honey Sanchez: poop, I am s site :|
Honey Sanchez: *A
Dexter Fong: Bob: Every town village or city that had a radio station had Dialing for Dollars...with Moe "Crazy Legs" Gree
Principalpoop: hehe
Bob D Caterino: I am old but feel like I am eighteen and kicking it
Bob D Caterino: I had a television show
Johnny Piano: You're kicking an eighteen?
Dexter Fong: show you what?
Principalpoop: so it was not just something janis joplin made up?
Bob D Caterino: I used to watch
cease: i'm not so old but i feel ancient
Bob D Caterino: that and bowling for dollars
Johnny Piano: And it once had you
Bob D Caterino: lol
Honey Sanchez: wow you did the bowling for dollars show?
cease: alice cooper got a good tune out of it
Principalpoop: we need queen for a day again
Bob D Caterino: Johnny, I did have a tv show but wont talknabout that here
Johnny Piano: But Alice still doesn't know what he wants
Dexter Fong: Poop: We already have it = Reality SHOWS
Honey Sanchez: cept "Queen" has a whole new connotation now
Bob D Caterino: watched that too and it wasnt about cross dressers
Honey Sanchez: twould be a strange show
Bob D Caterino: Honey, our minds are melding
cease: too bads the firesign never had a tv show, ala python
Johnny Piano: Isn't that now "Queer Eye"?
Honey Sanchez: grokking
Principalpoop: yes, must let men on too now, with sad stories
Bob D Caterino: They would never do a show called Queen for a dy
Principalpoop: queer eye? a gay detective show maybe?
Johnny Piano: Dr. Phil Time
Honey Sanchez: kids say the funniest things oh art linkletter how i don't miss you!
cease: do any of you remember the tv show The Millionaire? from 50s i think
Bob D Caterino: it would open a whole can of worms, dykes for a day, freek for a week lol "Firesign copyright"
Dexter Fong: Queen for a dy...ke?
Honey Sanchez: oh yes i sure do, cease
Principalpoop: related to art holeflapper
cease: something i saw as a child and found immensely depressing
Principalpoop: before my time
Dexter Fong: Cat I do and a great SCTV parody of it too
Bob D Caterino: Hello, my name is Michael Anthony and I have a million dollars for ya. John Beardford tipton
cease: f course most 50s and much 60s tv was depressing. bw noir values and commercials to cheer you up
Honey Sanchez: it was almost as much a drag as dragnet, cease
cease: at leastr webb could parody himself
Johnny Piano: The names have been changed to protect the innocent, my ass
Bob D Caterino: Drag net was a bore
Honey Sanchez: one step beyond was cool
cease: hilarious stuff he did with carson
Honey Sanchez: lol johnny
Principalpoop: the city
Bob D Caterino: Honer, remember the one step beyond when the host did LSD
Bob D Caterino: Honey not homor
Honey Sanchez: so could jay silverheels he did a great interview with carson
cease: homer plus honey
Johnny Piano: Are you serious, Bob?
Dexter Fong: Humor her homer
cease: marge would be jealous
Johnny Piano: Tonto speak Esperanto
Honey Sanchez: haha
Bob D Caterino: Yes, he expermented with it on the show
cease: funniest castration joke ever
Principalpoop: that is indeed a step beyond
Bob D Caterino: I had that on the Carson record
Honey Sanchez: tonto to toronto speak esperanto and pronto
H Stones: lol
Johnny Piano: Oh Cat, that's Ed Ames (Mingo)
cease: sorry. i cant tell an indian from a pakistani
H Stones: Tonto impersonate bird outside hotel window
Principalpoop: give me a pastrami every time
Johnny Piano: Yum, pastrami!
cease: i live in the territory of a famous "indian actor" cheif dan george
Dexter Fong knows what "bird" means in that english slang...a bird without pants
cease: his son has been in some flicks too
cease: thee is a montreal variant of pastrami called Montreal Smoked Meat which is quite good
Dexter Fong: Chief Dan George Foreman?
Principalpoop: chicks with oops wrong chat
H Stones: one day Kimosabe let me look under mask ............No big deal !
Honey Sanchez: ah yes the chief dan george forman grill
Johnny Piano: That no mask, that birth defect!
cease: maybe he couldnt beat ali but he makes a damn fine grill
Principalpoop: the fat drains off
H Stones: Kimosabe have precious metal hangup
Dexter Fong: Takem one redwood plank...nail fish to plank...place beside fire....wait
Johnny Piano: Only off of the grill, not off of George
cease: best cooking machine for a marinated piece of chicken i know
Principalpoop: chickens can get married but gays cannot?
Dexter Fong: I like a good brush fire myself...for even heat
Honey Sanchez visits the historic trail of tears golf course while the braves talk cooking
Principalpoop: sequoria
Johnny Piano: It's because of the egg industry - they reproduce, ya know
Honey Sanchez: the incredible edible egg
Principalpoop: ahhh edible embryos
cease: yes, industrys endlessly reproduce
Dexter Fong: And they come in those great packages with the little compartments
cease: buggy whips arent the growth stock they once were
Honey Sanchez: i saw them in concert, poop
Johnny Piano: Yolk here, white there
Principalpoop: if I neglect to check them, I always find 2 or 3 that are cracked
Principalpoop: but I feel like an idiot examining them
Dexter Fong: I got it>>An oragnic bug repellent...Buggy Whip
Johnny Piano: Just like people, eh Poop?
Principalpoop: higher percentage for people, but exactly JP
Johnny Piano: Sounds like a dessert topping for frogs, Fong
cease: i hope i live long enough to see packs of cannabis along with tobacco at your local store
Honey Sanchez: it does
Dexter Fong: The frogs *ARE* the desert JP
Principalpoop: me too cat
Johnny Piano: Crunchy Frog
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmm crunchy frogs
Honey Sanchez: me three poop
Johnny Piano: No comment
Dexter Fong: Or try our Pelican Pouch Stew...its pretty fresh
Principalpoop: the national lampoon legless frog used to make a friend of mine bust a gut laughing
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, roll some bombers
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Johnny Piano
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, hand me the roofers
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong the roofers.
Honey Sanchez: catherwood pass me a b-52
||||||||| Catherwood passs Honey Sanchez a b-52.
Johnny Piano: OK, damn it, Catherwood, PLEASE roll some bombers and leave them on the night table
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Johnny Piano and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: Yah gotta know the code JP
Honey Sanchez: thanks catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Principalpoop: give me a doobie catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Principalpoop a doobie.
Honey Sanchez torches it up and passes it
Principalpoop: fweeeeeeew and passes
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, please bring in the smoking substances
||||||||| Catherwood hands in the smoking substances.
cease: i just learned the drink the b52 was invented in a calgary bar
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give Johnny Piano some muggles
||||||||| Catherwood hands johnny piano some muggles.
cease: never had the shooter, onlythe coffee but it's great coffee
Johnny Piano: Oh, how gay - Harry Potter.
Dexter Fong: Johhny, you made Catherwood turn himself in
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
Honey Sanchez: poop you were askin if i have a site..........this is it, for now http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/
Principalpoop: was b52 the name of a horse?
H Stones: wheels in gigantic seven stem hooker pipe ready filled
Honey Sanchez: a bomber big as baltimore, poop
Dexter Fong: You can pipe hookers...aboard?
cease: bombs away!
Johnny Piano: More pipe laying
Principalpoop: ahh calgary, I thought horse and rodios
cease: yes and a million people growing very rich on oil and such
Johnny Piano: Calgary, take me away
Dexter Fong: well firends, time to check out..nice to be back where we belong
cease: like abu dabai, without the burkas
Honey Sanchez: indeed, dex see ya next week :)
cease: indeed dex
Johnny Piano: Abu Dabai? Sounds like an Andy Kaufman song.
Johnny Piano: Nite Dex!
Principalpoop: have a super week fong, gosh it is late
Principalpoop: night all, have a super week :)
H Stones: i think i will call it a day too friends, stay safe and i will see you all again next week
Johnny Piano: Nite Poop!
Principalpoop: thanks, honey, I will look
cease: yes i must go as well. by all
Honey Sanchez: nitie, poop
Principalpoop: night night
||||||||| cease leaves at 12:35 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
H Stones: TTFN Poop
Johnny Piano: Seems to be catching...Hello, I must be going....
Johnny Piano: And so I shall! See ya, folks!
Honey Sanchez: yes i will say adios myself :)
Honey Sanchez: see ya next week
||||||||| At 12:35 AM, Johnny Piano scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Honey Sanchez: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
||||||||| H Stones rushes off, saying "12:36 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Honey Sanchez departs at 12:36 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood leads boney inside, makes a note of the time (1:15 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
boney: is this thing on?
||||||||| At 1:30 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, boney!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bob D Caterino
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
H Stones
Honey Sanchez
Johnny Piano
Lonesome Beet
Lonsome Beet
Mark Time
Not so lonesome Beet
Phil's Left Knee
Pickled Beet
sleepwalking beet
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