A Firesign Chat
04/19/2007




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Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 19, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:13 AM, dragging Artem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Artem: Hello
||||||||| It's 8:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Artem - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with lilg101 close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 7:52 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 8:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| lilg101 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:58 PM and Merlyn sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:59 PM, dragging ah,clem by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
ah,clem: hi Merl
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, it's electric'
Merlyn: hello clem
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: Kitty Carlisle died, one of the last surviving stars of "A Night At The Opera"
Merlyn: Not to be confused with Harpo in "A Night At The Oprah"
||||||||| 9:04 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| "9:04 PM? 9:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits on the couch.
Mudhead: Hello ah,Clem
Principalpoop: ahh poor kitty
Mudhead: Hello Merlyn
ah,clem: hi Mud
||||||||| Catherwood leads GenCurtisTweenheart in through the front door at 9:05 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: hey mudhead
GenCurtisTweenheart: Ten-hut! At ease, men...
Principalpoop: Hi M
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey everybody...
||||||||| cease sneaks in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: I'm already sitting down, if I were more at ease I'd have to lie down
Principalpoop: i said hi ahh, clem
Mudhead: if I were more at ease, Id stop breathing
cease: the dead are always at ease
cease: whats on cni tonight?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey Cat
ah,clem: waiting for and giant rat
cease: tween, mud, poop, merl, clem
||||||||| "9:07 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| "9:07 PM? 9:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits on the divan.
ah,clem: hello Mr. Principal
Principalpoop: oh hello
Principalpoop: is this on now?
Principalpoop: ahhh I see my words
GenCurtisTweenheart: Is this thing on?
Principalpoop: i see you tween
GenCurtisTweenheart: Merlyn's magic, P
cease: depends on what you call a thing
Principalpoop: he is a witch
Principalpoop: warlock
Principalpoop: orc
Merlyn: Must've gone through the revolving door
ah,clem: hi Tweenster
Merlyn: I'm a level 70 warlock and a level 66 mage
Principalpoop: seems ok now
GenCurtisTweenheart: Lo dere, clem-man...
Principalpoop: wow
GenCurtisTweenheart: This would be Warcraft, Merl?
||||||||| 9:10 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Principalpoop: hi E
cease: hi el!
Mudhead: Hi E
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey PenE
Merlyn: hey E
Principalpoop: what is the link I want for the most up to date cni radio, that is back in IE
GenCurtisTweenheart: http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
Merlyn: IE and not EG?
Principalpoop: oops, i am lazy
Principalpoop: but thanks
Merlyn: yes goatheart
cease: black stuff coming out of the ground?
GenCurtisTweenheart: A bit less lag on the signal
Merlyn: err tweenheart
Elayne: So I've actually been listening to my Firesign CDs again during my commutes.
cease: good for you, el
GenCurtisTweenheart: Cat - have you read "The Long Emergency" by James Howard Kunstler?
Elayne: Just got through the first two Let's Eat shows, starting on #3 tomorrow.
cease: you have the hour shows?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Kewl E
cease: no i havent tween.
Elayne: Cat, I have two CDs of them, but I don't think they're split very well between segments, Rob's having problem labelling them for me.
GenCurtisTweenheart: (The Long emergency talks about the consequences of running out of cheap energy - particularly oil)
cease: i'll see if its in my library, tween
GenCurtisTweenheart: An excellent read, for anyone who's got the time. Suburbia's doomed...
Mudhead: Not necessarily
Elayne: Cat, I have the shows from 6/7/70 and 6/14/70.
cease: you mean the hour hour shows? i must have given them to you long ago
Elayne: I'm pretty sure I got them from you, yeah.
cease: i meant the hour long let's eat shows, which were condensed into half hours, as i recall
GenCurtisTweenheart: Well, that's the scenario, Mud
cease: i love those hour hour shows. hope they're eventually released
GenCurtisTweenheart: He doesn't see anything to replace oil.
Elayne: Cat, I have two shows per CD, so I think they're only the half-hours.
cease: did you find your cg+i copy of eobe, el?
Elayne: Not yet, Cat. I have no idea where it could be.
GenCurtisTweenheart: He thinks that the Industrial Revolution may be a passing phase.
cease: i have a vhs cassette of it, if you're in need
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mr. Motion close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
Mr. Motion: G'day Y'all
Merlyn: I think they will be cat, that's why FT is trying to get material from fans
cease: mr motion is here. people have no fear
Elayne: I think Robin just ordered that, Cat.
Mudhead: I truly beleive that a fuel cell per block will power America
GenCurtisTweenheart: With a squeal of his brakes....
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey MM
Mr. Motion: C Gen
Mudhead: and we can use the gas bag from the lake
Merlyn: Hey Mr. Motion, Nino says you're near Warren, Michigan - is he right?
Mr. Motion: The one that left the gaping hole?
Mr. Motion: Out by the airport actually but near enough
GenCurtisTweenheart: It takes energy to create hydrogen, Mud. Anyway, if you're interested you really should read the book. He talks about why biofuels and fuel cells wont work (at least in cars - the distributed energy concept is a cool idea)
cease: mm, roadapple red
Mr. Motion: I have a bowl of it right in front of me Cease, actually
GenCurtisTweenheart: Are you actually in Mt Laurel NJ, Poop?
Principalpoop: stanley, not laurel
Mr. Motion: Why do you ask Merl?
Mudhead: It does Tween, I live next to a perpetual tide machine that could generate enuff energy to drive my fuel cell
GenCurtisTweenheart: That's for houses, not transportation (unless you mean public)
Merlyn: just to see how accurate Nino is, it's some code to guess geography from IP addresses, so it's far from perfect
Principalpoop: that link threw me in a loop, wrong plug-ins
GenCurtisTweenheart: Well, I'd be happy to see it. Iceland is a place it might work because of all the free geothermal.
Mr. Motion: I'm out in Taylor about 25 miles away as the crow flys
Principalpoop: i am still in virgininia
Principalpoop: dig that chick
Mr. Motion: Shes groovey
cease: just biopic about bukowsky.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:24 PM, dragging Tweeny McFong by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
cease: sounds like something he'd say
Principalpoop: tweeny mcfong?
GenCurtisTweenheart: McFong? LOL
Mr. Motion: Another blow up government
cease: are there 2 tweens?
Elayne: One Tween is usually one too many for me to keep up with.
GenCurtisTweenheart: Can I get fies with that?
Tweeny McFong: I've got a voucher
Principalpoop: twin tweens
GenCurtisTweenheart: fries
Mr. Motion: Am I seeing double?
Tweeny McFong: I've got a voucher
Tweeny McFong: And I've got a voucher
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'H Stones', just granted probation at 9:25 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: does he vouch often?
Tweeny McFong: That makes three
Mr. Motion: You're not of the Arkansas McFongs are you?
Tweeny McFong: Hey Stones
H Stones: Greetings one and all
GenCurtisTweenheart: Sir Stones!
cease: stones
Principalpoop: ahh stones
Tweeny McFong: Hey dear friends
Tweeny McFong: Hi Elayne, how are you doing?
cease: sounds like the tiny doctor
Mr. Motion: Stones is one of my characters from W
cease: robert kennedy, all those dead people
Elayne: A little better, Unca Dex, but it's a long road.
Principalpoop: you mean V?
Mr. Motion: Nope W http://wthemovie.com
GenCurtisTweenheart: Stamina still not up to par yet, eh E?
Mr. Motion: I wrote 33 scenes play four characters including myself, what a strech and am a associate producer.
Principalpoop: ahhh
Principalpoop: uncle ernie hehe
H Stones: more probably a character from here Mr M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4
Mr. Motion: Guilty as charge PP
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Porgie inside, makes a note of the time (9:30 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Mr. Motion: Nope HS but we do have it on You Tube too somewhere but at that addy we got bother posters a lot of screen shots and both trailers.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:30 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from New York."
GenCurtisTweenheart: Looks pretty interesting MM - just loading the trailer now...
llanwydd: how's everybody?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Evenin' Porgie
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey LL
Principalpoop: hello llan
Merlyn: I don't know EVERYBODY
Tweeny McFong: Hey Porgie, you're a Whiteman..the King of Jazz
Elayne: Hey llan!
Tweeny McFong: Hey llan
Principalpoop: porgie
Merlyn: but I think I know a friend of their's
Principalpoop: fine thanks ,and you?
Mr. Motion: Il Porg
cease: llan
Porgie: yo be back and forth multi-tasking
cease: porge
Principalpoop: towel
Principalpoop: bath
Principalpoop: border
llanwydd: taffy
Tweeny McFong: Kurdish
Principalpoop: salt-water?
Mr. Motion: May I see your passport please?
Tweeny McFong: Brackish
Merlyn: is dog food a cur dish?
Tweeny McFong: Eddie BRACKISH
Mr. Motion: Ah ya stepped in my bowl Billy!
cease: not currently
Principalpoop: do the kurds make kurry?
Tweeny McFong: The cap key has to stick early if it wants to stick around
Principalpoop: oops I did not see you, salute Captain Key
llanwydd: I dont know if you caught my joke. anybody remember turkish taffy?
Merlyn: can we weigh the kurds?
GenCurtisTweenheart: nope LL
llanwydd: I always think of it when I hear that customs skit thing
Merlyn: I pine every day for turkish taffy llan
GenCurtisTweenheart: lol Merl
Tweeny McFong: llan: Of course
Principalpoop: turkey fashion
Merlyn: There's a similar taffy available from france, I bought a box once over the itnernets
Principalpoop: you got winamp llan?
Merlyn: tootsie roll bought out turkish taffy and stopped making it
Tweeny McFong: Poop: llan has Klugarama
cease: it got thru the tubes, merl?
llanwydd: don't know about winamp
Merlyn: This taffy is close, it's what I bought: http://www.oldtimecandy.com/french-chew.htm
llanwydd: I got wmp
Tweeny McFong: I got wompom
Merlyn: that's why tootsie rolls are cylindrical, cat, so they can go thru the internet tubes
llanwydd: that stuff was around when I was little. I used to like it
Principalpoop: how is tootsies roll?
||||||||| At 9:36 PM, H Stones vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Merlyn: tootsie played by Mae Questel
Tweeny McFong: How does Nino do that
Principalpoop: he is amazing
GenCurtisTweenheart: I thought that was Dustin Hoffman, Merl...
Mr. Motion: They don't know that's what they're trying to find out...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:37 PM, dragging Bubba's Brain by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Tweeny McFong: Dustin' off tales of Hoffman
GenCurtisTweenheart: COuldn't have said it better myself, MM ;-)
Tweeny McFong: Hey Bubba
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey Bubbaman
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
Principalpoop: I cannot, but mcfong has a voucher...
llanwydd: just looked at the link. I had completely forgotten the name Bonomo! What a blast from the past!
cease: bub
Principalpoop: hello bb
Bubba's Brain: hey
llanwydd: and wasn't there a Bo, No and Mo?
Merlyn: but do you remember the commercials with Bo, No, and Mo?
Principalpoop: next to ba nah and nah
GenCurtisTweenheart: The Three Stages! Yeah, I remember them...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and H Stones plummets into the garden at 9:38 PM.
Tweeny McFong: Bo Derek, Yoko Oh No, and the Shaw of Nah
Principalpoop: wb stones
Merlyn: Mo worked Pro Bo no
||||||||| Honey Sanchez enters at 9:39 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Principalpoop: i thought it was the knights who said nah
GenCurtisTweenheart: AOL lost its link across the pond?
H Stones: TY PP a little scrap between my firewall and the updated winamp
GenCurtisTweenheart: Ms. Sanchez....
Principalpoop: hola honey
cease: Bonobos R Us
Honey Sanchez: hola juntos
Tweeny McFong: Hey Honey
cease: honey
H Stones: Hi Honey
Principalpoop: i turned off the automatic update
Elayne: Hola Honey!
llanwydd: good evening and my apologies to those I failed to greet
Principalpoop: i am glad I just cleaned my juntos
H Stones: so did i PP until it just wouldnt work any more
Principalpoop: ahh stones, yes, that happens with time
H Stones: then messenger and Skype got in on the act so i couldnt hear CNI
Merlyn: you got juntas? Reagan throwback?
llanwydd: what's on cni tonight?
H Stones: In Cold Leather llan
GenCurtisTweenheart: Bush-Cheney Junta?
H Stones: Ribba
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:41 PM and Bob D Caterino sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Honey Sanchez: hi el:) hey stones:) yo poop :) howya cease :) heya llan whassup fong :)
Principalpoop: juntos not juntas tos tos tos I tell you
llanwydd: hey bob
H Stones: Hello Bob
Principalpoop: bob
Tweeny McFong: Sashay Bob, sashay
||||||||| "9:41 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bob D Caterino, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
cease: bob
Honey Sanchez: buenos, bobd hola
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bob D Caterino in through the front door at 9:42 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: the innocent have nothing to fear
Mudhead: omgosh
Tweeny McFong: Bye Bob
cease: words from an earlier era
H Stones: first he sashays in then he sashays out
Principalpoop: wb bob
Tweeny McFong: Sorry Bob, only one greeting to an entrance
Honey Sanchez: i see a lot of sashayin in here tonight
Bob D Caterino: I didn't like the sashays the first time I came in
Elayne: Hey Bob!
Bob D Caterino: Hey gang
cease: keeps bob bob bobing along?
Bubba's Brain: You put your Bob D in, you take your Bob D out, you put your Bob D in and you shake it all about
Bob D Caterino: Elayne how U doin?
H Stones: and you do the Hokey Catarino and shake it all about
Principalpoop: doing the firesign polka
Bob D Caterino: Bubba, stop poking me with your hokey
Tweeny McFong: Shaken, not stirred
Mr. Motion: I'm beginning to fade away I must be an old soldier?
Honey Sanchez: so, you decided to wear the latex tonight,i see, stones nice
GenCurtisTweenheart: ROFL Mr. Motion - just watched the movie trailer. FANTASTIC!!
H Stones: syrup of figs is good for regular Motions Mr
Bob D Caterino: Isn't that lay text?
Bubba's Brain: Now THAT's what its all about.
llanwydd: old soldier?
H Stones: Honey, what did you do with the Gimp Mask ?
Bob D Caterino: ta da
Tweeny McFong: Lay text, not just for clerics
Merlyn: ya gotta talk if ya don't want to fade out, motion; gotta keep moving
Principalpoop: soldier or solder?
cease: apparently there's a hockey game on here
cease: hppe town doesnt get burned down
Honey Sanchez: hello mr. motion i have heard tales of your casting couch
llanwydd: reminds me of an elton john song that I like called "Talking Old Soldiers".
Mr. Motion: Thanx stones found the youtube addy...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lz5ae4Bls
Bob D Caterino: i wish that the fadees would state their name.
llanwydd: kind of a novelty blues tune
Merlyn: how can you expect to catch fish with a couch?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Thrank Grid for boradband. A 60Mb movie trailer download in a couple of minutes.
Mr. Motion: Have you Honey want to try it out for a spot in our next film?
Bob D Caterino: i will be getting cable in May.
Principalpoop: not like the old days, with hours to download one pron gif
Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmmmmmmm perhaps. i shall think about it
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please give me a stiff one
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a stiff one.
Honey Sanchez: catherwood you make the best drinks, thank you
||||||||| Catherwood brings the best drinks thank you.
Mr. Motion: Good for you, have your agent call my agent...
Bob D Caterino: he will watch fishies for a lifetime.
Elayne: Good lord, here in public and everything?
cease: the firesign could get kicked off the air for saying that, honey
Honey Sanchez: oy!
Tweeny McFong eagerly awaits the stiffening
Principalpoop: ah oy
GenCurtisTweenheart: vay!
llanwydd: dfghj
Bob D Caterino: hey Bubba's Brain cease Elayne GenCurtisTweenheart H Stones Honey Sanchez llanwydd Merlyn Mr. Motion Mudhead Principalpoop Tweeny McFong ah,clem Porgie
H Stones: if the record companies get their way there wont be any air to be kicked off
GenCurtisTweenheart: What be up, Bob D?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Quite, Stones :-(
Bob D Caterino: Anyone tell me where is "The Case of the Missing General" from?
Principalpoop: coffee
Principalpoop: delight
Principalpoop: border
llanwydd: never heard of it bob
||||||||| Catherwood enters with The Other Bobby D close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
llanwydd: good one princ
GenCurtisTweenheart: But, I'm _here_, Bob...
GenCurtisTweenheart: Evenin' OBD
llanwydd: good ones
Principalpoop: it was nothing llan
cease: dont think its firesign, bob
Tweeny McFong: Bob: Case of missing general a reworking of Three Faces of Al, not sure where it came from, prolly only Austin, Proctor, and Bergman
llanwydd: other bobby, hm?
Mr. Motion: can't get this damn thing to work...
Tweeny McFong: A live performance IIRC
H Stones: Honey pass me the handcuffs please
Mudhead: only one Mudhead
Honey Sanchez hands stones the cuffs
H Stones: ty
Principalpoop: which one mudhead?
Tweeny McFong cuffs Stones about the 'ead and soldiers
cease: then maybe its on the nick danger cd. i got it from dex, dont know where he got it. fred maybe?
Honey Sanchez: i seem to remember general chaos........he had a case of something or other
Tweeny McFong: Cat: Yes from Fred
Bob D Caterino: Having trouble here
H Stones: your confufusing him with Major Stress i think Honey
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhhhhhhh
Principalpoop: what sort of trouble?
Tweeny McFong: Bob: Then move
Bob D Caterino: Yeah it was live but the recording was not that great
Honey Sanchez: oh my!! i shall return
cease: i thik the fireguys did a lot of nick dangers, not all of which werfe recorded
Bob D Caterino: I am downloading the link on youtube and got shut out for a few
Tweeny McFong: Bob: My copy from Fred was pretty good, you may have a copy of a copy of a etc
Principalpoop: related to general mcarthur honey?
Mr. Motion: Ilanwydd give me your email I can't get the private thing to work .
GenCurtisTweenheart: Nice work on the movie, MM. Hope to get to see the whole thing.
Tweeny McFong: Poop: That's General McArthur Honey, Sir!
Bob D Caterino: Lime wire has a lot of firesign things on it and no ads shoved up the computers arse either.
cease: still melting in the park?
ah,clem: ...
Tweeny McFong ...
Bob D Caterino: so what trailor is that for?
Principalpoop: sir or mam, mammy, how i love yah, how I miss yah
cease: lime wire?
GenCurtisTweenheart: All that green icing falling down...
Bob D Caterino: and please dont say white trash heh heh heh
Mr. Motion: Bob go to the home page at http://wthemovie.com you can down load both or watch the theatre trailer on site
Merlyn: Arthur McPark
llanwydd: cool
GenCurtisTweenheart: --- ... ---
Bob D Caterino: Geeze it is melting in the dark
H Stones: who left this cake out in the rain
Principalpoop: i'll never have that recipe agaaaaain
GenCurtisTweenheart: ... --- ...
ah,clem: oso ?
Tweeny McFong: Base to Tweenheart: May Day May
ah,clem: lol
Mr. Motion: Got it.
Merlyn: OSO SOS general?
Principalpoop: oozo?
GenCurtisTweenheart: uzo?
llanwydd: gghjkl
Principalpoop: gonzo
Tweeny McFong: Richard Widmark is Tommy Uzo
Tweeny McFong: ...and this time it's a take
Principalpoop: wicca skidmark is motley crew
Bob D Caterino: How dare you mock W. I love Bush. I sometimes i watch the bush three times a day.
GenCurtisTweenheart: lol P
llanwydd: tommy ouzo must be greek
Tweeny McFong: Bob: Wrong chat
Bob D Caterino: He reminds me of a chimp and after all arent chimps cool?
Tweeny McFong: Anyway you cut it, Wrong Chat
Principalpoop: it is all greek to me
Mr. Motion: Bob then you'll hate my magazine http://www.issuesandalibis.org/
Bob D Caterino: I will turn the channel
GenCurtisTweenheart: Shrub is self-mocking...
Bob D Caterino: I love the beans
H Stones: who is the President this week anyway ?
Principalpoop: gonzales does not recall the meeting where they agreed to fire the folks and how to stonewall complaints. super
GenCurtisTweenheart: "Apes don't read philosophy!" "Yes they do otto, they just don't understand it!" - a Fish Called Wands
Honey Sanchez: who is channeling the shrub????
Mr. Motion: Cheney's gone hunting so I think it's Rove's turn?
Elayne: I'm fading as much as my pixels up there. Think I'll turn in. Night all.
||||||||| At 9:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Principalpoop: good luck e
GenCurtisTweenheart: Too cool, MM
Mr. Motion: Nite E
Tweeny McFong: MM: And the cool part is, they'll say :It's got Roves fingerprints all over it"
llanwydd: nite elayne!
Merlyn: Gonzales can use Reagan's line "I think I don't remember"
H Stones: good night Elayne
Tweeny McFong: Night Elayne
Mr. Motion: Gen if yyou think Michael Moore pissed off the crime family Busah you ain;t seen nothig yet.
Bob D Caterino: I think Reaga n is running again but not sure. Hey he couldn't do any worse
Bob D Caterino: Nite elayne
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| The Other Bobby D - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
GenCurtisTweenheart: You're a fan of Alex Jones then, MM?
cease: by el
Mr. Motion: Not as such?
Tweeny McFong: Bob D: You dodged a dodgy bullet there, my friend
GenCurtisTweenheart: www.infowars.com
GenCurtisTweenheart: www.prisonplanet.com
Bob D Caterino: I saved your mag, I will have to check it out and then you might think about changing it to one billion and one served
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: obd didn't have much to say before he died
GenCurtisTweenheart: Ditto Bob D
Mr. Motion: Ah I'm remembering them all now Gen. Wait a minute I've got to get an ice cream...
Bob D Caterino: That was me trying to get back in the room
Mr. Motion: I think over 6 billion servered says it all, no?
Principalpoop: hahahaha
GenCurtisTweenheart: Served by chef Bush?
Bob D Caterino: Ok, be that way then. For forty years my credits were either and others or and a cast of thousands so please I beg of you give me the one.
Merlyn: commander in chef
GenCurtisTweenheart: Commander in Shep
Merlyn: show me the monkey
Tweeny McFong: ...and sous commander
GenCurtisTweenheart: lol Merl
H Stones: Every day in Baghdad it just gets better and better
Honey Sanchez shows merlyn the monkey
Principalpoop: victory is just around the corner, oops this corner, oops, this corner, keep going...
llanwydd: your comment "chef bush" reminded me, I have seen president carter on paula dean's cooking show. I was amazed
Bob D Caterino: Well whats your bag dad?
Merlyn: he's the de-cider-er
Tweeny McFong: Stones: If you measure better by the concept of fewer Iraquis
cease: does curly get a commander?
ah,clem: ohh, monkey business
llanwydd: him and rosalind
Principalpoop: what did they cook llan? something with peanuts?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Yeah, it's beyond disaster. It'll take decades to recover the trust of the people in the Middle-East, if ever....
Merlyn: 100 dishes to make with peanuts, by GW carver and JM carter
H Stones: they announced today they have found twice as much oil as expected in Iraq
Bob D Caterino: oh crap, have to take my daughter to work. I will be back soon, there is something I have to get in the closet.
GenCurtisTweenheart: Carter is a chef as well?
||||||||| "10:04 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bob D Caterino, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
llanwydd: I don't think it did have peanuts
GenCurtisTweenheart: 'They" being BP and Exxon ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'George W. Bush', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Principalpoop: there is oil in Iraq? I did not know that... we are fighting for democracy and peace
Honey Sanchez: hail to the chef!!!
Principalpoop: fuck you George W. Bush, sir
H Stones: it would have been cheaper if Haliburton had invaded
ah,clem: re- twice as much oil, whay don't we have any?
llanwydd: they made one of rosalind's recipe's and jimmy had an apron on. I'm not kidding
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey Shrub, we were just, er, talking about ya...
Merlyn: If you want to be a chef, just use the encheferizer: http://bork.eamelink.nl
Tweeny McFong considers speculating on Bob's daughter's job but takes the higher road
GenCurtisTweenheart: LOL P
cease: ah clem, meet ah clef
George W. Bush: Hello My fellow and fellowette Americans. I just dropped in to talk to the real people and see what I can do for them
Principalpoop: fuck you Georgie
Tweeny McFong: Cat: that's Eh clef, a semi-demi-tone from a G clef
||||||||| Electric Bozo steals in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
George W. Bush: Thank you
H Stones: for the best in obscen remarks about presidents and prime ministers, why not join me in Skype
Electric Bozo: George, get bent!
Honey Sanchez: you can go get regrooved, george w
GenCurtisTweenheart: Revitalize the railroad industry, would ya Mr. Bush?
||||||||| 10:06 PM -- Electric Bozo left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: not everyone is an american, thank grid
George W. Bush: I am in high spirits and how are you?
Principalpoop: drop dead Mister president, you lying murdering bastard you
llanwydd: I'll bet all the republicans in washington watched that show just to have a laugh
Mr. Motion: Hey George I hereby charge you with treason, sedition, crimes against humanity, war crimes, theft of trillions torture, concentration camps...
H Stones: passes Honey an engrooving tool
ah,clem: eat it george, eat it raw
Tweeny McFong: Electric Bozos haunt my dreams of Electric Sheep
Principalpoop: hello electric bozo
GenCurtisTweenheart: More peruvian coco powder, Mr. Bush?
Merlyn: he's an imposture, he didn't come in through the celebrity trap door!
GenCurtisTweenheart: brb
George W. Bush: I never lied, ask me anything and I will be as honest as a pickle down a rat hole
Principalpoop: oops, we need humor, drown in pink elephant poop mister president
cease: maybe his celebrity was trapped
Mr. Motion: crimes aginst the Constituionm, crimes against the Bill of Rights, crimes against the American people...
George W. Bush: Would you mind using small words tho?
Principalpoop: against humanity, against credulity
Mr. Motion: Hands like tits tonight!
Merlyn: we'd better tie a safety rope around his neck in case he falls into the celebrity trap door
Tweeny McFong: not to mention moping with intent to gawk
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:08 PM and Johnny Piano waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
George W. Bush: I have a light bill and a tax bill but what is the bill of rights? Never paid that one
cease: the pieno man
Johnny Piano: I heard there's a crinimal in here!
llanwydd: lol merl
Principalpoop: hi JP
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, bring in the guillotine
||||||||| Catherwood brings in the guillotine.
Merlyn: Hey Piano, you got in without your keys
Honey Sanchez: hello johnny piano
Mr. Motion: You will baby, you will! Nail'em up I say, nail some sense into them!
ah,clem: hey Johnny
Tweeny McFong: Softly, Johnny Piano accelerandos
George W. Bush: Yes it is a crime my jokes are not going over
cease: i hear you only got half your keys
Johnny Piano: I tried all 88, Merl...you changed the lock. Fortunately some wired Bozo let me in.
cease: split em with the sound effects man
llanwydd: hey johnny
Principalpoop: stones, find the old english pamphlet of how to draw and quarter please
Mr. Motion: Thats aklright Johnnie I got a lid out in the car!
ah,clem: mr president, put it between two slices of bread and eat it, lol
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Porgie - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
George W. Bush: Someone mentioned coaco powder? Waiting...
Honey Sanchez: your crime jokes are going over in guantanamo, georgie
Johnny Piano: Put a lid on it, Motion
Principalpoop: that cold is common
Merlyn: there goes the whole Morse Science cast!
Honey Sanchez: we lost porgie and mudhead
Johnny Piano: That's uncommonly cold of you
llanwydd: be back in about 20-30
H Stones: do these orange coveralls suit me ?
Merlyn: ok llan
George W. Bush: I don't know any Guantantomo is he norwegean?
Johnny Piano: Suture self
Tweeny McFong: Merlyn: you mea...you mean...they got Bubbles, too?
Merlyn: I prefer the bold black & white stripes, stones
Honey Sanchez: ooooooooh stones they are positivly striking!!!
Johnny Piano: Uh...that's Bottles
Principalpoop: let me zap you with the electric prod and see if they stretch stones
GenCurtisTweenheart: Evenin' JP
Honey Sanchez: only when they fart in the bath, tweeny
Merlyn: bubbles come in bottles now?
H Stones: stop it Poop, you know how i like it
Honey Sanchez: mcfong i mean sheesh
Tweeny McFong: JP: Her Gym shorts said Bubbles
Johnny Piano: General! (Saluting)
||||||||| George W. Bush rushes off, saying "10:12 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Johnny Piano: Didja try to pop her, McFong?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bob D Caterino', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
H Stones: is that a real electric prod PP or are you just enraged to see me ??
Principalpoop: good he went, phewww, I smell sulfur
GenCurtisTweenheart: They come, they go...
Honey Sanchez: wb bob
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
Bob D Caterino: Im back, who left this Georgie Bush suit laying on the floor
Mr. Motion: Bob is it rented?
Principalpoop: i was engeorged
H Stones: quick, someone catch that ape
Tweeny McFong: JP: Well I poured butter on her, but shy ran off with some guy from Commie martyr's
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Bunnyboy: hiya hiya
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny boy
GenCurtisTweenheart: So - Bush is _actually just another deflatable government Tweeny!
Johnny Piano: Bun!
Honey Sanchez: heya bunnyboy
GenCurtisTweenheart: Hey Bun
Mr. Motion: Hey BB
Bob D Caterino: Bunnyboy, whats up
cease: hi bun
Tweeny McFong: Hi Bunny
Johnny Piano: Bush is certainly full of something
Tweeny McFong: JP: It's calld Dark Matter
Principalpoop: DM or BM?
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Mudhead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:14 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Bob D Caterino: Is he full of himself, maybe just a little?
Johnny Piano: Racist
Principalpoop: wb mudhead
Mr. Motion: Johnny and here it is all over the floor, someone gewt a mop and clean that up
Mudhead: Damn fiddlers
Bunnyboy: hiya Mud
Principalpoop: it was the common cold
Tweeny McFong: Racist?...Annnddd...they're off
H Stones: i am still banned from the suicide bombers trivia room
Mudhead: hiya
Bob D Caterino: Bush reminds me of CHUCKY he eeps coming back for more
Honey Sanchez: hello mudhead
Johnny Piano: Yeah, like it really Matters...
Tweeny McFong: muddo hell head
cease: a banned suicide bomber. interesting concept
GenCurtisTweenheart: And speaking of A Day At The Races... we just lost Kitty Carlisle (A Night At The Opera)
Bob D Caterino: Hey Mudhead, that Honey has a balcony you can do shake a spear from
H Stones: yes cease, people were always going off at a moments notice
cease: yes it was just on the news, tween
Principalpoop: i knew her from whats my line hehe
Johnny Piano: Hair triggers
Tweeny McFong: Tween: and Kitty Carlisle Hart too
Mudhead: i knew Honey
GenCurtisTweenheart: Doubt we're getting out of Iraq any time soon. The oil companies want to keep their stake.
Bob D Caterino: Awe, Kitty was one highly soficated broad
Mr. Motion: I found a photo of her from about 33 and put it in my column Gen
GenCurtisTweenheart: Indeed Bob D
Bob D Caterino: sofisticated also
Mr. Motion: We'll be out in about 100 years Gen.
ah,clem: Bambi is in the building
Bunnyboy: brb
Tweeny McFong: Kitty was suffocated?
Principalpoop: she fisted? wow
||||||||| Around 10:17 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
Honey Sanchez: everyone knew kitty
GenCurtisTweenheart: On the "w" site, MM?
||||||||| "10:17 PM? 10:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bunnyboy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bunnyboy enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
ah,clem: may be here soon
Bunnyboy: there we go
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Mudhead: hullo
Mr. Motion: Bambi!
GenCurtisTweenheart: We'll leave when the oil runs out.
Johnny Piano: Bunnyboy found the revolving door
cease: hey bunny, have you seen the boondocks tv show?
H Stones: Hi Bambi
Principalpoop: clean up the chat, take out that word, and that one...
Bob D Caterino: I was banned from the screaming monkey site or crap I cant remember the name now,
Tweeny McFong: Ther you are Bunny
Bunnyboy: my line count was messing up my screen. Couldn't see the participants and the up-to-date chat at the same time.
Bob D Caterino: I did the First Family soap
Johnny Piano: Can't tell the players without the scorecard, eh, Bunny?
GenCurtisTweenheart: Anyone familiar with the band Spooky Tooth? Just picked up a copy of Spook Two the other day. Haven't listened to it in 35 years. Early Gary Wright.
Mr. Motion: Bummer Bun
Bunnyboy: Bunnette's home. BRB.
Tweeny McFong: Bunny: Right..if you do to many lines you can't keep your thumb on your place
Principalpoop: i know that name
Honey Sanchez: the first family soap?? wow i seem to recall that was ivory or dial or something, bobd
Mr. Motion: Kewl Gen good album
ah,clem: yes, I do remember spooky tooth
Johnny Piano: Knew that Wright had been in Spooky Tooth...wasn't Mick Jones (Foreigner) in it too?
H Stones: we were a very clean family, we hid all the valuables under the soap
Bob D Caterino: Honey, it was all bushit
Honey Sanchez: bushit i remember now
Mr. Motion: I use Dead Cat soap myself
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bob D Caterino: Isnt the fiddlers really the crabs
H Stones: theres a whole dead cat in every bar Mr M
Tweeny McFong: llan was pizzicatoes to death
Honey Sanchez: fiddler crabs, yep
GenCurtisTweenheart: Don't know JP, could be...
Bob D Caterino: Cancer, the crab? dont get sore
Mr. Motion: I know H thats why I use it, makes the whole bathroojm smell like a dead cat!
Tweeny McFong: followed by quick down-strokes at the frog
H Stones: but you really dont want fiddlers down your pants, believe me
Principalpoop: not on the skin flute, wrong musician
Mr. Motion: A Johnny cup is a cure for the fiddlers!
Johnny Piano: Catgut in yer drawers.
Bob D Caterino: I tried that once but not with a bunch of fiddlers just fidlers three
Tweeny McFong: Monofilament for me
Mr. Motion: Bob Thats when I call for my pipe!
Principalpoop: arthur fiddler down your pants?
H Stones: Free the Fidlers Three now !
Honey Sanchez: a menage a fiddlers, bob
Honey Sanchez: i remember that song catgut in yer drawers
Bob D Caterino: Saw Peter Bergman picking his nose at the bottom line
Honey Sanchez: menage tres fiddlers
Johnny Piano: Fingerpicker, eh?
Principalpoop: he chose that nose?
Tweeny McFong: Bob: A true celebrity sighting
Bob D Caterino: Whats that brown spot in my drawers? Doody, doody
Merlyn: Wow, rightwing lunatic Dinesh D'Souza just emailed me. I blasted him several times in his online blog for using the VA Tech shooting to slander atheists.
Principalpoop: good job M
GenCurtisTweenheart: Well, we all know that only a heathen would do such a thing...
cease: youre no longer under the radar, merl
Tweeny McFong: Merlyn: WELCOME TO FANTASYLAND
Honey Sanchez: indeed, good job merlyn
Tweeny McFong: afkfr
Mr. Motion: Slandering Atheists Merl? Thats looks like a job for Uncle Ernie!
GenCurtisTweenheart: Good Christians like W only bomb Evil-Dooers...
Honey Sanchez keeps well below the treeline
cease: karl rove maybe reading this chat
Bob D Caterino: Read it, I cant even say it
H Stones: dont worry Merl, athiests wont believe it
Merlyn: And I put firesigntheatre.com as my URL
Johnny Piano: The Roving chatreader?
H Stones: can Karl Rove read, cease ?
Merlyn: I emailed him back, called him a ghoulish prick.
Bob D Caterino: Im your wicked uncle Ernie and I hope you get a hernia, fiddler all the gout
cease: not the writing on the wall, unless it's his
Mudhead: lol
GenCurtisTweenheart: Rove is actually one smart cookie. Just, happens to channel Dart Vader in his spare time ;-)
Honey Sanchez: lol johnny if they are reading it i hope they are getting an eyefull and are enjoying the humourous banter
H Stones: lol
Johnny Piano: Let's all go to Tommy's
GenCurtisTweenheart: What's your web site/blog, Merl?
Principalpoop: are you reading this rove? fuck you too
H Stones: Hi Mud, thought i missed you
Bob D Caterino: Merl, now you offended goulish pricks everywhere
cease: that can be said for most of your country, merl. especially the ones in power
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
H Stones: ok folks, all onto Karl Rove....
Johnny Piano: Goulash?!
Principalpoop: those guys make me forget my sense of humor, that is unforgiveable
Merlyn: I don't have a blog, tweenheart, I put msgs on D'oughbag's blog
Mr. Motion: I bet he's a follower of the bronze age god of wandering barbarians, ssyphilitic sheep hearders? A crazy god created by crazy people for crazy people!
Bob D Caterino: Now I am Hungarian
Mudhead: hello Stones, my companies left now
GenCurtisTweenheart: Ah...
Mudhead: I can apply some attention
Johnny Piano: Just NOW, Bob?
Merlyn: try http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/18/where-is-atheism-when-bad-things-happen
cease: most readers of my blog want to sell me watches
Bob D Caterino: that is a man that can eat a horse, horse and eggs, horse and a short stack
Principalpoop: unincorporated now mud?
H Stones: now dont hold back Mr M, tell us what you really think
Merlyn: and http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/19/why-is-god-hiding/
Johnny Piano: So how is Zsa Zsa?
GenCurtisTweenheart: They've been nationalized, Mud?
Mudhead: Whats up in everyones world? Anyone gettin/stayin happy?
Bob D Caterino: Merl, who is this god of whom you speak?
Johnny Piano: Why is God hiding? Because of the idiots in our government claiming to do his work!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bambi inside, makes a note of the time (10:28 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: hi bambi :)
Johnny Piano: Bambi!!!
Bob D Caterino: Bams
Merlyn: I don't speak of them bob, they keep talking about me, though
Tweeny McFong: hi bambi:))
GenCurtisTweenheart: Don't shoot!
Mudhead: Howdeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bob D Caterino: lol Merl
Mr. Motion: Thanx Merl we're going to have all sorts of fun!
Honey Sanchez: hola bambila
GenCurtisTweenheart: Just fine Mud. It's my lucky day. My car _barely_ passed state inspection lol...
H Stones: Hi Bambi
cease: bambi
Bob D Caterino: I did a peice on Hunting "Look ma, I just killed Bambi" and got over a hundred death threats
Bambi: howdy
H Stones: lol Bob
GenCurtisTweenheart: LOL Bob
Bambi: brb
cease: slow boat to java/ pbs thing on java muslims on tv
cease: is that synchrfonicity or what?
Honey Sanchez: twas my lucky day yesterday, gen mine passed too i just had to obtain a new gas cap
Principalpoop: ok bambi
Principalpoop: mine is due in august
ah,clem: hello my dear deer
GenCurtisTweenheart: Cheap fix Honey
Bob D Caterino: Thats like abortion fanatics killing people in the clinics. Death is death to me
Principalpoop: turn on the mike, ahh, clem
Johnny Piano: We's a patient bunch, Bambi
Tweeny McFong: What were you using Honey, a tupperware lid?
Honey Sanchez: i loved the short movie bambi meets godzilla :)
GenCurtisTweenheart: Now all I need to do is replace the brakes :-(
cease: it's ah clem's voice
Tweeny McFong: Hi Clem
Principalpoop: wrong mike, sounds like you are far away, ahh there you are
H Stones: stop calling Honey names Tweenheart
Principalpoop: it was shocking ahh, clem zzzzzzzzzot bzzzzzt ouch
Bambi: how's everyone doing this fine evening?
GenCurtisTweenheart: That's what Bill Hicks said Bob. "Abortion foes killing doctors? I'm sorry, but that's ironic..."
Principalpoop: and how bambi :) and you?
GenCurtisTweenheart: lol Stones - no way
Bambi: great to see you all
Tweeny McFong: Killing for Boiwlers
Tweeny McFong: Bowlers
Tweeny McFong: Me Me Me Clem
GenCurtisTweenheart: Thrank clem. We sure appreciate you're doing the show tonight :=)
Johnny Piano: Dialing for Death
Mudhead: Im attempting to maintain a positive mental attitude Bambi
Bob D Caterino: http://www.useless-knowledge.com/columnists/bobdcaterino/index.html
Principalpoop: good ole lemay
H Stones: its not easy is it Mudhead ?
Mudhead: never has been for me
Bob D Caterino: This is some crap I wrote, and hey the free stuff is not edited for spelling. Spel Cheque needdedd
Mr. Motion: Diving for dopers? Gotta run Y'all, keep'em flying!
Bob D Caterino: as so well many of you know
GenCurtisTweenheart: I'm going to cut out early too folks. Have a great week everyone, and don't forget the Jim & Bambi show on Saturday...
H Stones: poor spedding is an indepse to metal demangement Bob
Principalpoop: thanks for being here, and rest up ahhh, clem
Tweeny McFong: You're the one that counts Clem
Mudhead: night Tween
Bob D Caterino: here?
Principalpoop: thanks again ahh, clem
Tweeny McFong: bubt only to ten
Mudhead: night Clem
cease: you too, tween
Johnny Piano: Attention!! Salute!
Mudhead: thanks for the laffs
Bob D Caterino: Yeah I am a spelling rebel
Principalpoop: an early bus tonight, ciao all
GenCurtisTweenheart: Not this chat. The CNI radio web site can hook you up with an IRC client
Bambi: glad to hear you are at least attempting to Mudhead ... I am sure it's not easy right now.
Honey Sanchez: nite, clem
H Stones: thanks for the laughs as ever Clem
Tweeny McFong: Good Reveilie Gen
Principalpoop: toad away
Johnny Piano: Rebel without a dictionary
Honey Sanchez: adios, poopster
Mudhead: www.mirc.com
Tweeny McFong: Night poop
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:35 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs GenCurtisTweenheart by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bob D Caterino: Mudhead, very cool
H Stones: come back poop
Principalpoop: i may try to come back, we will see, have a super week if no
||||||||| Principalpoop departs at 10:35 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bambi: yes, Clem has not been feeling well ... I hope he will be better soon!
Mudhead: or try www.bararcade.net
H Stones: puts on nick danger raincoat and follows poop discreetly
Mudhead: we've got quite a few diffrent ones
Johnny Piano: Not discreetly enough, Stones - we all know you're following him!
Tweeny McFong: Poop Discretely...I always wondered what his last name was
Bambi: we would love to see you all on saturday night ... even Stones now knows how to get there in chat for Satuday ;-)
ah,clem: good night everyone! see ya next week
Bob D Caterino: I had a born again fanatic start his rederic about the world ending. I just told him I can use the change
Mudhead: Im particularly happy with the Java IRC Chat werks so well
cease: indeed, bambi
Bob D Caterino: Bambs
Bambi: we have the info for getting into chat on http://www.cniradio.com chat with us page
Johnny Piano: If I didn't have gigs on Saturdays, I'd certainly "tune" in!
Bob D Caterino: Is that here or somewhere else
H Stones: it never works properly for me, i dont seem to have any control
Bob D Caterino: oh never mind
Mudhead: I can try to help you stones
Honey Sanchez: i can get in, but i am not able to communicate, bambi
ah,clem: Bambi does post replays when available, JP
Johnny Piano: Stones, we don't want to know about your private life...controlled or not!
Bob D Caterino: Just flash those great eyes of yours Honey,
Bambi: and we certainly enjoy listening to The Oohs during the saturday night lineup! :-)
Honey Sanchez: last time i got in it said i was system administrator :|
Bob D Caterino: we will know it is you
H Stones: couldnt alter colours, fonts, size, etc etc and i was in three channels at once sometimes
Johnny Piano: Aw, I'm blushing
Bambi: we understand needing to be at your gigs JP :-)
Honey Sanchez: that would work, bobd??
||||||||| At 10:39 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Johnny Piano: Bye, Clem
Tweeny McFong: Honey: If you've gotten used to this chat format...IRC chat is a real adventure
Bambi: ah, you have to change your nick before entering irc to something other than root/Administrator for sure ... they don't like that for some reason lol
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mr. Motion - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Mudhead: its really not difficult
H Stones: hey Fong, if your on AOL every day is an adventure
Bob D Caterino: I have a joke for that line Bambi but will restrain myself and use it fin another room
Tweeny McFong: Stones: I'm not..was for about a week long ago
Bambi: in many ways, irc is actually easier once you setup the info in the program
Mudhead: just remember, click and drag is copy
Bambi: LOL how true Stones!
Bob D Caterino: I am on I O AL
Johnny Piano: Now who here has been in the Carribean? That's where the yaws come from.
Bunnyboy: OK. Back for a short bit.
Mudhead: hi BB
Honey Sanchez: wb bun
Bunnyboy: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head
Tweeny McFong: Johhny: WAnt your yaws yerked
Bob D Caterino: I ate Carrie's beans once
Bunnyboy: Oh, wait, it's "This GUY"...
Tweeny McFong: ..'s in love
Merlyn: see youse next week people, I'm outta here
Johnny Piano: Yummy, T McF
Honey Sanchez: nitey nite merlyn have a good week
Bob D Caterino: Merl, always a pleasure
Johnny Piano: Nite, Merl
Tweeny McFong: Keep those atheists flying, Merlyn
Bunnyboy: CARRIE WHITE BEANS BURN IN HELL
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:42 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Johnny Piano: But not on the grill, Bunny
Bob D Caterino: A drunk walked up to me and said he hadn't had a shot in a week so I shot him.
Tweeny McFong: Billy angry Beaver burns with her
Bambi: it's always great to be able to be here ... glad I got home in time before everyone died off lol
H Stones: A guy goes for a job as a life guard, he stands 7 foot nine in his stocking feet, the boss says can you swim, the guy says no but i can paddle out a long way
cease: merl
Bunnyboy: That was the one time Brian DePalma got away with ringing the bell. The "coda" in CARRIE.
Bunnyboy: nite Merlyn!
Tweeny McFong: Sstones: Could he wade across the chunnell
H Stones: on stilts yes Fong
Tweeny McFong: Stilton sticks..deliscious
Johnny Piano: Wade Chunnell! I went to high school with him
Tweeny McFong: Gym Class?
Bob D Caterino: Why did they name it the English Channel? I don't think their is a Spanish Channel or a greek channel
H Stones: he played bass with the Feet Warmers didnt he Johnny ?
Tweeny McFong JP: what did his shorts say
Honey Sanchez: wasn't it the fleet warmers, stones???
Bambi: this has been a really bad week in Virginia. someone I know was personally affected by the VATech tragedy
H Stones: because the French called it the French Channel of course
Johnny Piano: And their hit was a cover of Fats Waller's "Your Feets Too Big!"
Bob D Caterino: Wasnt that the guy that played Bass with his feet?
H Stones: you got it JP
Mudhead: sorry Bambi, i think everyone gets affected tho
Johnny Piano: Don't know, Tween, I never talked to his short
Tweeny McFong: Little..JP, his little
Bambi: JL also plays bass with his feet
Bob D Caterino: That was no mean feat
Johnny Piano: Feet don't fail me now
H Stones: great band No Mean Feet but never saw them play live
Bambi: yeah, but not the same as losing a son or daughter personally...
Tweeny McFong: J Lo plays bass with her most obvious attribute
H Stones: i think your talking through her ass Fong
Bambi: I really feel for all who were affected ... I know I was and I don't have any family at VATech
Johnny Piano: J Lo does keep the bottom end full
Tweeny McFong: And I consider myself lucky, Stones
Bob D Caterino: She played with Hugh Arse
H Stones: yes he sessioned with Ry Cooder i recall
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:48 PM and late as usual, it's doctec, just back from Hellmouth."
cease: is that far from you, bambi?
H Stones: hi Doc
doctec: argh
doctec: i am exhausted
cease: hey, its the doc
Honey Sanchez: hello doc
Johnny Piano: Sorry, Bambi - I don't mean to make light of VT. Absolutely horrible situation
Bob D Caterino: That guy was an animal and the professors knew about him but were afraid to say anything. Now look what happens for silent minds
Tweeny McFong: And argh right back at yee Doc
cease: better refill my volcano
Bob D Caterino: Hey Doc
doctec: been dealing with storm aftermath - some of my stuff got trashed by flooding at bpt basement (where i have stuff in storage)
Bunnyboy: hiya doc!
Bambi: only about 2 1/2 hrs from us
Bunnyboy: Shout out to Lili!
Honey Sanchez: bummer, doc
Bob D Caterino: Where at Doc
cease: bummer
||||||||| boney sashays in at 10:49 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
doctec: been humping stuff out of basement and to either lili's basement or the city dump all week
Bunnyboy: lo bone
Tweeny McFong: Sashay Boney
Honey Sanchez: hola, boney
Tweeny McFong: others are
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H Stones: hope its all salvageable Doc
Johnny Piano: The chat's getting a second wind
Mudhead: sux Doc, i moved the cars up to high ground just in case
doctec: 1/3 of my vinyl recotrd collection is damaged
Bambi: sorry didn't mean to bring folks down ... just been on my mind alot...
cease: you can drive 2 1/2 hours and still be in la
Bob D Caterino: I farted
boney: Honey, you're a Roller Maiden whoever you are
Bunnyboy: doc: No! Horrors!
cease: terrible news, doc
cease: lol boney. didnt see you come in
Johnny Piano: Bambi - to borrow a phrase, "It's in everybody's eggs."
Bob D Caterino: Bambi, better talked about then shut locked inside. What the F am I chinese now?
Bambi: oh, no doc! I am so sorry to hear that!
H Stones: you can wash the vinyl with warm water and detergent but the covers will be screwed
doctec: mtv gig did not come thru - had a phone interview with nasdaq today, won't know more on that until next week
Mudhead: Joy Dishwashing liquid and clean water ruinse should work doctec
boney: as seen on WHO SOLD OUT?
cease: too bad about mtv
Honey Sanchez: salvageable, doc have to dump the lp covers but you can clean up the vinyl
Bob D Caterino: I am hoping and wishing and well you know the song. Good luck
H Stones: dont lose heart Doc, hang in there
Bambi: hope things work out for you soon doc
doctec: only other job prospect at present is acn (american comedy network) in milford - only 7 mins from lili's - pay not that great but the job would be tons of fun - i'd get to do both the computer/web site thing and the audio thing too
Johnny Piano: Cat, I've been saying that about MTV for the last ten years at least.
boney: I'm off the read today's Log
Mudhead: it may sound cold, but as soon as I heard there was another massacre I have made it a point not to watch or read anything about it,
doctec: stones: yeah i mostly just care about the vinyl - i have a lot of albums to deal with tho, gonna keep me busy the next few days
cease: we dont get in canada. have our own version
boney peruses today's Log
Johnny Piano: Much Music, I know.
cease: yes mud, it is too depressing
Bambi: well, enjoying what you do is certainly a large part of it ... sometimes its worth a lesser salary to have something you really enjoy doing
H Stones: i have transferred thousands of tracks from vinyl and tape to MP3
Mudhead: and Ive been terribly depressed lately
Johnny Piano: I hope that Much at least shows videos instead of the insipid excuse for programming that MTV has
Mudhead: I dont need more
H Stones: i know the feeling Mud
Bunnyboy: Yeah, MTV, Headline News, those speciality channels have a habit of losing their specialness.
Tweeny McFong: Cat: It is the media knowing that there is a segment of *some* size that seems to enjoy wallowing in the details
cease: never watch it, johnny.
Johnny Piano: Mud, continue to avoid the coverage. You don't want to know.
Bambi: especially if it's close to someone you care about :-)
Bob D Caterino: mud, is VH1 still around?
doctec: the bad news on other fronts lately keep me from feeling too bad about my situation, i have to say - i fell like despite all the problems i'm having now, i'm getting off easy compared to others
Bunnyboy: THE REAL WORLD and nancy grace (no caps on purpose), to mention 2 nadirs.
Johnny Piano: Bob, VH1 has become almost equally lame as MTV.
cease: my normally uplifiting and often funny rachel maddow radio show went all vigrinia tech all the time.
Mudhead: couldnt tell ya Bob
Bunnyboy: Just give me the videos! Just give me the news! Don't spin me, bedamn!
Tweeny McFong: and Jessica Simpson has put on a whole lotta wieght
cease: thats true, doc
Bob D Caterino: Bunny, we are not allowed to use the word nadirs.anymore.
Mudhead: They all stopped playing videos, I stopped watching
cease: after all the v tech news, i just watched au hasard, balthazar
Bambi: sometimes that's the best thing Mudhead ... I have only heard and read a little about it. I don't watch commercial television so I haven't been getting inundated with it myself either and I am not going out of my way to see more about it.
Johnny Piano: The "M" stands for moronic
doctec: who said anything about ralph nadir?
cease: one of the most depressing flicks i've ever seen
Honey Sanchez: same here mudhead years ago
Bob D Caterino: MTV killed the Video Star
Bunnyboy: They neutered our n*d*rs? Whose nappily-headstrong idea was that?
Tweeny McFong: Han Solo killed the Death STAR
Bob D Caterino: Bambi, you are really missing out. Commercial television is now all Firesignesque
cease: joined this dvd by mail thing. watching tons of flicks.
Bunnyboy: The network stands for anything but music. Whazzreal?
Johnny Piano: Keep the hos out of this...except maybe for the late Don
cease: hopefully vol one of the boondocks will cheer me up
Tweeny McFong: Bob: Perhaps in content, but not in intent
Bambi: LOL Bob
Bob D Caterino: What happened when Don How sat in the tub?
cease: saw a very funny bob hope thing from 50 years ago called Paris Holiday
Bob D Caterino: Tiny Bubbles
cease: had weird dream invovling don ho 40 years ago
Bob D Caterino: Bob Hope was funny? wow must have been a long time ago indeed
Honey Sanchez: and you remember it, cat??? wow
doctec: cease: you will love the first season of boondocks - the series totally rawwks!
Mudhead: He was hilarious
Bob D Caterino: But I got to tell ya
cease: he had funny writers, bob
Johnny Piano: 40 years ago? The dream or Don?
Tweeny McFong: I thought Snappy headed Hoes was a new line of interchangeable gardening tool
boney: Doc, you were designed for that gig... "american comedy network in milford--only 7 mins from lili's--both the computer/web site thing and the audio thing too." Hang by your thumbs
Honey Sanchez: lol mcfong
Bob D Caterino: Nappy headed Don Ho
Bunnyboy: A food time in the old barn tonite. Nite, folks!
cease: i saw most of the them whlie it was on tv briefly here. i rented the dvds for the commentaries
cease: lol fong
Mudhead: thats right up yur alley doc
Tweeny McFong: Adieu Bunny
cease: off you food, bun
doctec: boney: i wish it paid more tho - will prolly have to take a 2nd job to make ends meet - but yeah, the job would totally be the nazz, it would be worth it
Johnny Piano: Ciao and chow, Bunny
Mudhead: bye bb
Honey Sanchez: bye bunny good week to ye
boney: the total hoax, the stolen jokes, the total degradation of...
doctec: nite bb
H Stones: bye bunny
Bunnyboy: Best of luck, doc!
doctec: thx bb
doctec: will let you all know how things go
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "11:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Tweeny McFong: Youuu Bunny Boi
doctec: i will be paying the acn office another visit tomorrow - i have a plan... :-)
boney: swollen hoax?
Johnny Piano: Missing Yolks
Honey Sanchez: i do hope it works out to plan, doc
Bambi: this 30 second refresh rate is killing me when folks leave! gonna change it to 10 seconds
Tweeny McFong: Snappy, headed towards the swollen hos
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mudhead: ya gotta start somewhere
Bambi: should be better now
Bambi: night Doc and Bunny
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 11:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tweeny McFong: Bambi: 30 seconds!!?? This is the site for the fasttalking and typing people
llanwydd: any mail for me while I was gone?
Johnny Piano: Oh great - listening to the Champaign news - there's a threat for schools near there (copycats are coming out)
Tweeny McFong: llan: You'r eback
Bambi: I know LOL but while streaming we have to leave it on 30 second or manual lol
Mudhead: just this unmarked brown paper envelope
Bambi: hey llanwydd
Honey Sanchez: there have been 5 copycat events here in the past 2 days, johnny
Bob D Caterino: Oh great - listening to the Champaign news - there's a threat for schools near there (copycats are coming out)
Johnny Piano: Greetings from the President of The United Snakes
Bob D Caterino: Sorry just being a copy cat
Mudhead: you can cut the fear level with a knife
boney: brb
Johnny Piano: Bob, I'd swear I've heard that somewhere
cease: i am not a copy. i'm a free feline
Mudhead: mreow
Bob D Caterino: Thats where I said it
llanwydd: any 420 festivals going on in anybody's hometown tomorrow?
Tweeny McFong: I'm listening to the Beer news, only stories about Bowling and softball
Bambi: would that be a gamma knife?
Mudhead: Im having my own party
Bob D Caterino: Mudheasd, a asian cat?
Johnny Piano: Hack and slash
Mudhead: Siamese angora
Tweeny McFong: Myramar manx
Bambi: things any better across the pond there Stones?
Bob D Caterino: Hack in a sack NJ
Johnny Piano: Hack-in-a-bush!
Mudhead: any Brits or Canadians can scoot down to there local chemist and get a bottle of Sativex
Bob D Caterino: lol
llanwydd: I was born in hack in sack
Tweeny McFong: Doctor Hack-in-a-bush
cease: driving look a fool back to hackensack, drinkn his dinner from a paper sack
H Stones: still the same depressing little island fixated on consumerism and up its own ass here Bambi
doctec: hacky sack
doctec: shrimps & rice are mighty nice
cease: i have met people who tried satives, mud. they were impressed
Bob D Caterino: I worked in a old persons hi-rise as security a few years back
cease: sativex
Mudhead: i gotta get me some
Mudhead: Im concerned with the smoke
H Stones: at least we get shut of Blair in a few weeks Bambi
Johnny Piano: Daddy don't live in that NYC no more
llanwydd: sativex? not familiar
cease: it sounds promising, mud
Mudhead: but its the only thing keepin my appetite up
Honey Sanchez: me neither
Tweeny McFong: Daddy lives up stream know..doing 4 to 6
H Stones: i found a bit of grass was good for appetite
Bambi: sounds familiar Stones LOL
cease: cows have always thought so, stones
Bob D Caterino: Stones, was it African Blue
H Stones: taken as an infusion with tea or coffee
Tweeny McFong: I've found not eating for extended periods shprpened my appetite
Johnny Piano: LOL, Cat
Bob D Caterino: or in brownies
llanwydd: lol tween
Honey Sanchez: that works for me too, fong
Mudhead: so 420 is 52 minutes, hmmm, stay up or go to bed?
H Stones: everything has turned Blue Bob
Johnny Piano: Here, have a groat cake
Bob D Caterino: I dont eat, but uit hasnt affected my appitite
doctec: cat: bad news re the great vhs tapes you made for me long ago - the flood trashed them :-( :-( :-(
doctec: i am bummed
Mudhead: I wish that werked Tweeny
H Stones: thats a bummer Doc
boney: did the Killer Bees work for a Mississippi Queen?
Bambi: I thought the groats came in clusters up there ;-)
Mudhead: doc, we could possibly respool those
cease: no plroblem replacing them doc
llanwydd: well, mud you could go to bed and get up at 4:20 AM
doctec: no more pull my daisy - or curious marshall
Tweeny McFong: Cat: that's great news
Honey Sanchez: wake and bake, mudhead
H Stones: nice one cease
boney: Blue Paul
Mudhead: thats a great suggestion, cuz its always 4:20 somewhere
Tweeny McFong: and his Cerise Ox Dave
Bob D Caterino: I hit the sack about one and get up at 430
H Stones: yes, Mud, even my watch is right twice a day
doctec: bob d: geez, i couldn't live like that!
llanwydd: lol muddy
Tweeny McFong: Bob: Does the lack of sleep affect your typing? =))
cease: ujnlike tony blair, stones?
Honey Sanchez: lol fong
Bob D Caterino: nat ut aal
H Stones: true Cease, hes not been right once so far
boney: imagine a seven foot tall basketball player dressed up like a grandmother with white hair tinted blue
Tweeny McFong: Mommy!!
H Stones: ;p;
llanwydd: pardon, must light a fire
Bob D Caterino: Boney, sounds like a Lennon song
H Stones: oops
Bob D Caterino: Llan, sounds like a doors song
boney: Mississippi Queen
H Stones: thats not white hair its early snow
Johnny Piano: Nah, sounds like a Marley song
Bob D Caterino: Boney sounds like a Mountain song, oops
Honey Sanchez: sounds like mountain to me
Bambi: btw: I really like the Mac Camino 1.0.4 browser ... even if mozilla extensions don't work on it
llanwydd: isn't it good. norwegian wood.
boney: Bambi, I'm using Camino
Johnny Piano: Now THAT sounds like a Lennon song
cease: no its better. canadian wood
Tweeny McFong: llan: get up off the floor and go home
H Stones: Mac Camino, didnt he sing with Lester Young
Bob D Caterino: yeah, he burnt uop that womans stuff.
boney: Version 1.04? I'm using 1.03
Bob D Caterino: Mac Camino's brother El, had a car named after him
Tweeny McFong: Stones: That was Billie Hardtop
boney: brb
Johnny Piano: Elvis Camino
Mudhead: ok, imma scape meself up n go to bed
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'MycroSopht', just granted probation at 11:14 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
H Stones: El Camino, thats a funny name
doctec: you said wood - huh huh uh huh ...
||||||||| boney departs at 11:14 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bambi: new version out Boney :-)
doctec: nite mudhead
Mudhead: gnite all
||||||||| Mudhead departs at 11:14 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Honey Sanchez: hi mycrosopht
Bambi: night Mudhead
H Stones: take care mud, see you again soon i trust
Honey Sanchez: nite mud
Tweeny McFong: Night Bobey abd Mudhead
Bob D Caterino: Later Mudheadski
Johnny Piano: (Don't look now, but Bill Gates has sent a spy...)
Tweeny McFong: Hiya Bill
MycroSopht: Hai
MycroSopht: hows it going
Bambi: El Camino, related to El Kabong?
Johnny Piano: Who goes there?
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Bob D Caterino: My Crow is soft
Johnny Piano: LOL, Bambi
MycroSopht: hahaha
Honey Sanchez: yeah bambi he played with the babalouie quartet
Bob D Caterino: Bambi, I will do the thinnin around here
Tweeny McFong: Bob: I'll bill you for my hawk
Bambi: night Boney
Bob D Caterino: lol
Tweeny McFong: He broke his wind
H Stones: yes Papa Lazarou did the arrangements i think Honey
Bob D Caterino: Hawk, Bill, why a duck
MycroSopht: so what happens here?
Johnny Piano: A mighty wind
Honey Sanchez: its happening as we chat, mycro
H Stones: it cant happen here MS
Johnny Piano: Normally a lot more than you are seeing at the moment
Tweeny McFong: Cause a a great big pile of bricks is falling this-a way
doctec: mycro: we exercise our freedom to free-associate
MycroSopht: lol
doctec: association is free, after all..
Bob D Caterino: Mycrow, many tings we would tell you about but will have to kill ya later. Open your Bill Gates doctor
Bambi: MycroSopht it's going well as long as you are running Mac or Linux ;-)
H Stones: pass me those zircon encrusted tweezers please Honey
H Stones: and did you feed the pony ?
Johnny Piano: I'm usually expensive, but this is my free time
Tweeny McFong: it's free and no fair to anyone
MycroSopht: haha you guys are funny
Bob D Caterino: free? cost me a dollar
Johnny Piano: All rights removed
cease: is slavery over already?
Honey Sanchez passes the tweezers n yes i fed the pygmy pony
Bob D Caterino: Costed me a dollar General,
H Stones: you woz robbed Bob
Tweeny McFong: MS: That's because all our humor is listener tested
doctec is 52, playing with a full deck for the first time in his life!
H Stones: ty Honey
Bambi: yes, doc's right ... and we take free association to a whole new level here ;-)
MycroSopht: lol
Johnny Piano: Waxin' down the dennil floss
H Stones: dont want any more trouble with the SPCA like with the tropical fishes
doctec: "Listener Tested ... For Your Safety!"
llanwydd: testing
Tweeny McFong: Doc: Then let's get the cards in the air
cease: if it walks like a deck and talks like a deck...
Honey Sanchez: 1 2 1 2 1 2
H Stones: all associations are free.... just a dollar
doctec: feel free to associate freely here... :-)
Bob D Caterino: 1 2 3 testing, 3 2 1 five seconds till blast off
H Stones: Hello Doc, come here often ?
Johnny Piano: Use yer charger card
Tweeny McFong: Keep your feelers to yourself you masher
doctec: (some restrictions apply, see your local truant officer for details)
Bob D Caterino: Dont panic and dont take off your shoes, helps is on the way
Honey Sanchez: not valid in sectors y and z
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, please bring a beverage for Mycro
||||||||| Catherwood gives a beverage for mycro.
Bob D Caterino: 4 seconds till blasstttt offfff
doctec: i'm taking an informal survey of pick up lines. what do you think of (1) come here often? (2) what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? (3) hi, i'm taking an informal survey...
MycroSopht: ok imma go bye!
Tweeny McFong: Sigh...Must go park the car....later for some and later to a few
Johnny Piano: How about "Do you like seahorses?"
MycroSopht: thx
H Stones: theres the hippy one Doc, whats a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this
Bob D Caterino: Doc, how is this one..... Honey, do you have any Italian in you?
Honey Sanchez: come again mycro
doctec: stones: yes, lol, i recall that one :-)
Johnny Piano: Or however we affect you
||||||||| Phil Austin strides in at 11:21 PM with Danny Vanilla badgering him for an interview; since he has no badgers, Catherwood forcibly accompanies Danny Vanilla out the door.
llanwydd: doc, line number 1 is used by old perverts who hang out in women's rest rooms...
Honey Sanchez: hiya phil
H Stones: Hi Phil, good to see you again
Johnny Piano: Hey Phil!!
Phil Austin: sorry to be so late
cease: hey. it's the philster!
llanwydd: Hey Phil!
Bob D Caterino: Phil, hope all is well
Johnny Piano: Whazz real?
Phil Austin: hi, whoever's here
doctec: hi phil - lili says hi (she's chilling out right now, watching the daily show)
Phil Austin: ok. scanning the list, hi everyone been a long time since I've been here sorry
Johnny Piano: Just a bunch o'stragglers
H Stones: well i am here for a start
Bambi: hi Phil, great to see you
llanwydd: good to see you again, Phil
Johnny Piano: Same here, Phil
Phil Austin: doc: first order of biz. how's the Lil?
Bob D Caterino: Yeah, how is Lilly
Phil Austin: hi llan, hi piano, and stones in the emerald isle in the wee a.m.
doctec: phil: lili has her good days & her bad days - all in all, we're hanging in there as best we can
Phil Austin: doc: give her all me and the big blonde's love, if you would
Johnny Piano: Ha ha - Running of the Rodents...sorry, news story
doctec: quote from lili: "i have ridiculously high blood pressure - and i'm anemic - what the hell!?!?!?
H Stones: the hours are as wee as the isles Phil
cease: at least she hasnt lost her delicate sense of humour
Bob D Caterino: So Phil how are you and the big tall blonde
Phil Austin: wow, bambi here and bob d. and twweenn and cat
Bob D Caterino: i adlibed the tall
doctec: phil: lili says "back atcha" and she's trying to get off of one medication (prednisone) so the swelling will go down
Phil Austin: we're good. up north and vast gardening projects lots of kid stuff as well
Phil Austin: I'm going downstairs, I smell halibut burning right back
doctec: oops
doctec: what the halibut?!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (11:25 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: blackened fish. sounds good
Johnny Piano: Something fishy
Bob D Caterino: just for the halibut, whats cookin?
Honey Sanchez: wb clem
||||||||| Outside, the 11:26 PM crosstown bus from Riverside pulls away, leaving boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
H Stones: wb Clem
llanwydd: Hey Clem!
cease: working for scale?
Johnny Piano: Grilling for scale
Bob D Caterino: Porgy and Bass
doctec: ooh - blackened catfish - one of my faves, and chez lili does it oh so well!
H Stones: are you codding me Bob
boney: Soaking in Camino 1.04 now
Bob D Caterino: a fin an hour
Johnny Piano: No Bass, I'll take Guinness
Bambi: wb Boney
Bob D Caterino: Thats stout Piano
Phil Austin: back now, halibut turned over, browning nicely
boney: I was delighted when I found out that Dennis Rodman had moved to Newport Beach
Johnny Piano: As am I, Bob
Bambi: nice isn't it Boney?
ah,clem: was notified of the phillness, and now he is off to halibut, oh well
Bob D Caterino: wow my puns are stinking up the place
Johnny Piano: We don't like bony halibut
cease: any projects these days, phil?
ah,clem: hi Phil, great to see you
Phil Austin: hi, cat, now I'm back from halibut hell
Bambi: he'll be back soon Clem :-)
boney: Bamb, I'm feeling less insecure
H Stones: it all adds to the ambience Bob
Bambi: see lol
Johnny Piano: Shark steaks
Phil Austin: bamb: what did Jimmy play on the radio tonite?
llanwydd: I had a fish curry a few days ago made with halibut
cease: what would halibut heaven be like?
H Stones: Giant Rat was good
Johnny Piano: Yum, llam
boney: bone free to ride the breeze
Honey Sanchez: somewhat fishy, cat
llanwydd: I've had shark too
ah,clem: was waiting for... and giant rat
boney: bone free to do as I please
Phil Austin: cat: still trying to get Shout!factory to finish the clearances for the Box of Danger, scheduled now for release in Oct.
Bambi: Clem can tell you ... I got home late from the Internet Cafe we are running in Williamsburg (http://www.dotcom-cafe.com)
Phil Austin: back to halibut, back in a minute.
Johnny Piano: Pencilling that date into my calendar, Phil
cease: would it feature a halibut version of maurice chevalier singing "im in heaven"
H Stones: i look forward to that Phil, will it be available over here maybe ?
doctec: wow i hope bunnyboy gets the news re box of danger - he'll be psyched (as am i)!!!!
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| MycroSopht - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: to halibut and back
llanwydd: halibut is one of those fish you can dry and make jerky
Johnny Piano: Remember that scene on the beach?
Phil Austin: halibut saved from immolation, big blonde on phone, oblivious. whew.
ah,clem: but best roasted to perfection
H Stones: halibut have a mean set of teeth dont they ?
Johnny Piano: Blackened and flaky simultaneously
Bob D Caterino: Phil, downloaded something called "The Case of the Missing General" any clue when that was recorded or where?
Phil Austin: I'm frying in batter for later tacos
doctec: am i correct in assuming that box of danger will be a combo cd/dvd amalgamation of all firesign nick danger material in existence?
ah,clem: ohh yum
llanwydd: making tortillas, Phil?
Phil Austin: bob d.: case of general is sort of a mystery. Neither proco or I nor David can remember the exact cirucumstances.
cease: hey phil. re your reccommendation of preston sturges, my local vidrent place had none so i joined a dvd in the mail club.
llanwydd: now we can make tortillas!
Johnny Piano: West coasters and fish tacos
doctec: i hope so, i lost my videocassette of missing yolks in this weeks flood (also everything u know is wrong vid) :-/
cease: miracle at morgans creek appparnetly headed my way
Phil Austin: doc: yeah, pretty much complete. They didn't want to include Bride of Firesign
Bob D Caterino: It is live I always enjoy anything firesign
boney: boneless and battered
Bob D Caterino: But did they include it?
ah,clem: why not bride? it is very nicky
Johnny Piano: I'd imagine licensing Bride would be a minor pain
Phil Austin: cat: you'll like morgan's creek. Very odd war story
H Stones: Phil, do you get any problems with censorship for your stuff?
boney: fish taco anxiety
Bambi: sounds really good ... making me hungrey again Phil! LOL
cease: i retned Paris Hliday thinking it was by him. no, only him acting in it
Phil Austin: I think they see it (bride) as not part of the mainstream nick stuff - it doesn't really come over as a true ND adventure
cease: actually very funny bob hope flick from 50s
cease: will it have Danger Down Under?
Phil Austin: stones: we've never been censored per se. Got some corporate warnings for rat in the box, but not much else
Johnny Piano: I see their point, Phil - it is more of an amalgam of (excuse the expression) All Things Firesign
Bob D Caterino: Been listening to sirius radio, old radio things and WOW
Phil Austin: Johnny P> yeah, I pretty much agree. O
ah,clem: suppose that is true, but when I do a "nick" night I usually include it, because I am relentless
llanwydd: "Bride" is more like a part of the trilogy than just a Nick Danger story
cease: didnt npr censor you in your last gig?
H Stones: yes i wondered about that, funny times over here now you can use all kinds of obscenity but they swallowed the PC crap wholesale so most comedy is virtually impossible
llanwydd: the "millenium trilogy" as we say
boney: I think FST will be in college libraries for centuries
Phil Austin: cacat: oh yeah, I forgot about Pass the Indian
Bob D Caterino: Just made my selling quota in book sale today.
doctec: it's better than killing people!
cease: what am that?
boney: you'll have a fandom in the ivory tower
ah,clem: how could you forget to pass the indian?
Phil Austin: llan: thanks for the millenial words. makes it all the more respectable
boney: long after all of us are dust
Bambi: gotta love how free speech is only free if it's politically correct ... reminds me of the double speak from 1984 by Orson Wells
Johnny Piano: Phil, what do you think about the impending merger of XM & Sirius
Bob D Caterino: That am be that I sold one today, thats a record
doctec: lili's gonna take over here - back in a minute
cease: i thought npr just eventually didnt want you on the air, too controversial or something
Bob D Caterino: for me
||||||||| At 11:37 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, doctec!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
llanwydd )
Phil Austin: did merlyn get the google job?
||||||||| 11:37 PM: LiliLamont jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
cease: unfortunately not
Bambi: hi Lili!!
Johnny Piano: Hi Lili
cease: oh, more than an hour, lili
Johnny Piano: Hi Lo
H Stones: Hi Lili
Phil Austin: cat: no, I think they would have taken more of us, but we sort of faded on them
Bob D Caterino: I think he said he didnt but was waiting to hear from something else
Honey Sanchez: welcome back lili
cease: oh i see. that's good
ah,clem: ok, I am off for the night for real this time, Great to see ya Phil, be well, and funny
H Stones: over here now you cant say anyone is bald or short
||||||||| ah,clem is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:38 PM.
llanwydd: Hey Lil!
Bob D Caterino: Phil, I am happy to announce that I am kicking Phil P as my favorite and making you my new number uno
Bambi: (used to be that only the FBI didn't have a sense of humor they were aware of LOL (MIB)
Phil Austin: nite, ah. love to fumiyo and icy
LiliLamont: Hi, guys. Thought I'd jump in brieflysince I've been regaling Tom with the shit I've been going through to get some vetrans' assistance.
cease: thanks phil
Phil Austin: bobd: you are a fickle guy. Proco is much nicer than I am
Bob D Caterino: Lilli, mwahhhh
LiliLamont: Hi, Bambi, Johnny, cease, Phil, Bob.
Bob D Caterino: yeah? where is he? huh? where? huh?
boney: Typical. National Public Radio would spike the routine about Native Americans.
LiliLamont: Kisses to all of you.
Bob D Caterino: and besides I am not Fickle I am Italian
cease: i suppose that's true some of the time, not all of the time, phil
Johnny Piano: Blushing - thanks for the smooches, Lili
||||||||| Outside, the 11:41 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Phil Austin: lil: bobd: I know, I've often wished the OTHERS would show up here, but I've been gone for weeks myself
Bambi: Hugs and Kisses to you too Lili ... we have missed you.
boney: http://harpers.org/archive/2007/04/horton-vonnegut
Johnny Piano: Well, David was here when his book came out
LiliLamont: So, Phil, I thought you would probably be entertained about what one has to go through to get assistance as a vet when one's health is in the toilet.
Phil Austin: lil: what's the lung report? How are you feeling?
H Stones: Phil, perhaps the others could be interested in a special online party if we can think of a good excuse
Bob D Caterino: Well I have been listening to more nick and even got a second chance to view Missing yoe
Bob D Caterino: toke even
llanwydd: well, I'm heading out. I'll join you next time as always. great seeing you all again. thanks for stopping in Phil.
Bambi: wb doc
Bob D Caterino: YOKE
Johnny Piano: Nite, Llan!
Honey Sanchez: nite llan have a good week
H Stones: TTFN llan
Bob D Caterino: Llan take care bud
Bambi: night llanwydd
cease: llan
Phil Austin: nite llan
boney: "Disney World under martial law." - Kurt Vonnegut, 1972
doctec: nite llan
H Stones: now we can tell Welsh jokes
boney: Great minds think alike
LiliLamont: Phil: The lung is better, but I'm still on prednisone (nasty, horrible drug!) and I still have to use oxygen occasionally. Doc alerts me to when I look pale and my lips are blue. My O2 levels are pretty poor if I'm not on a tank.
Johnny Piano: Nice, nice, very nice - so many people in the same device
Bob D Caterino: Max Fleisher rules.
doctec: tanks? you're welcome!
LiliLamont: nite, llan.
Phil Austin: lil: and the vet admin is being stupid?
Bob D Caterino: Lilly, I give you three weeks and you will be a new woman. I have the vibe sweetie
boney: That's Vonnegut's description of the 1972 Republican Convention. Of course, Hunter Thompson wrote the definitive work on that subject
Bob D Caterino: Lil keep the pressure on them and they will comply
Bambi: vet admin doesn't keep your info safe and then still has the gawl to give vets a hard time about legitimate illnesses? some days ...
doctec: actually the v.a. is doing a great job in my humble opinion - the thing is, the nature and type of lili's lung condition is very rare and not well understood, it's not easy to treat
LiliLamont: No, Phil. Actually, I was advised to apply for a non-service related pension based on my time in. So I went to an office today and this federal employee with a purple heart took lots of info and mentioned that he doesn't trust the VA. Go figure. I let him know that I was getting some emergency assistance from the Soldiers, Sailors, and Marines Fund, and he said, "That's the state. That's not us."
boney: Phil Austin, do you have any words to say about Kurt Vonnegut?
doctec: it took the docs three months just to come up with the diagnosis! - and we're talking yale teaching hospital pros here!
Johnny Piano: Anything to do with the government is immediately suspect.
LiliLamont: And it's a recurrent condition.
Bob D Caterino: I have to leave you all, doing a interview, a podcast interview. http://www.paunchstevenson.com/episodes.html The Paunch Stevenson Show
Phil Austin: boney: Vonnegut had the guts to be funny when he didn't have to. Much like Heller. These guys are war heroes
LiliLamont: Johnny, you are so right. And the guy at the Vet Center said the same thing. At least he's not blind.
H Stones: ok Bob, catch you later
Bambi: night Bob
Phil Austin: nite bobbyd
doctec: nite bobd - good luck with the podcast!
Honey Sanchez: ok bobbyd have a good interview see you next week
Johnny Piano: See ya, Bob, and your partner Neil
Bob D Caterino: Hey it isnt Jay Leno but I take what I can get
cease: warriors of the word
cease: keep on bobbin
boney: brave because they didn't have guns
Bob D Caterino: Thanks for the visit Phil. Take care everyone, Lilli get better and Honey, mwahhhhhh I am smitten with cha
Phil Austin: yeah cat. Memories of the black obolisk
||||||||| At 11:49 PM, Bob D Caterino dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
LiliLamont: Vonnegut and Heller are two of my favorite authors. I managed to score a copy of Norman Mailer's newest book with his signature by making a contribution to KCRW during the winter drive.
doctec: bobd: so am i :-) :-) :-)
LiliLamont: good nite, Bob.
cease: best book i ever read
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Phil Austin: Lil: I must think of the Lepage's Glue Gun at least twice a year
boney: I like the movie Catch-22... Orson Welles and Buck Henry. Classic.
Johnny Piano: Keep that cold in a germ-proof ward, please.
Bambi: llanwydd has to watch out for those common colds lol
cease: you like it compared to the book, bone?
LiliLamont: He has to watch out for the ice-9.
boney: Unlike some Vonnegut fanatics, I also like the movie version of Slaughterhouse-Five
doctec: boney: don't forget alan arkin! ... & john voight ... & martin balsam ... & charles grodin ... the list goes on & on & on
cease: ive liked all the vonnegut film adaptations
Johnny Piano: Art Garfunkel
Bambi: currently reading two books Red Rabbit and Schindler's List
boney: the Jerry Lewis version of Slapstick is hard to take
LiliLamont: Phil, I started reading Vonnegut in high school and I feel like I have to revisit them. A friend of mine found a copy of Canary in A Cat House, which has been out of print. What a find!
cease: i havent seen that
doctec: i picked up the slaughterhouse 5 dvd on the cheap at a vid rental place that held a going out of business sale - lili and i intend to sit down & watch it this weekend
Johnny Piano: Careful not to mix the two, Bambi
doctec: boney: i agree, it's difficult to sit through
Bambi: lol JP
Johnny Piano: Schindler's Red sounds like a nice British ale
boney: Doc, yes, the film is a classic
LiliLamont: Doc: And Paula Prentiss!
doctec: prolly not as difficult to sit through as "the clown who cried" tho
doctec: lili: right on!!!
boney: the Jerry Lewis version of Slapstick is probably an acid flashback... It seemed funny at the time
cease: if yu want to avoid depressing flicks, avoid au hesard, balthazar
cease: i'd ratehr watch something at leasdt atempt to be amusing
doctec: johnny: lol
LiliLamont: With Jerry Lewis? I think I missed that, and I may be glad.
H Stones: If you want bizarre and slapstick dont avoid Papa Lazarou
Bambi: great to see you all but I really need to get some shut eye ... been a very long day and got a long one again tomorrow
Phil Austin: I've been thinking of a production of King Lear with don Imus as lear, pleading with his eight black and two white daughters, blinded, heading for Virginia with Kent into the heart of the massacre
doctec: nite bambi
Honey Sanchez: nitey bambi sweet dreams dont work too hard and see you next week
Johnny Piano: Don't forget the cowboy hat, Phil
doctec: phil: lol!!!!!!!
cease: that would work, phil
boney: Lili, continue missing it. You're not missing much. "She's not a girl that misses much.
doctec: plays we'd like to see!!!!!!!
Johnny Piano: Good night, sweet Bambi
Bambi says have a great night and week ... till we meet again ( hopefully for saturday's show, but for sure here next week!)
cease: keep on bambing
LiliLamont: I think I have to go next door and ask our neighbor how to say "Slaughterhouse Five" in German. Just an aside.
Phil Austin: I hope I wasn't mean to you, Bambi, even though you LIKE IT THAT WAY
boney: Phil, any chance you can work Dennis Rodman into the production?
LiliLamont: Good night, Bambi, honey. It's been too long.
H Stones: sweet dreams Bambi
Phil Austin: bone: O
Johnny Piano: Dennis could play one of the "hos"
LiliLamont: With nappy hair?
Phil Austin: boney: the weird thing about Rodman was that he was a very smart and wonderful player
doctec: just for the record, my favorite nick danger quote: "I hate rich people - i hate them and their stupid problems!" ... living as we do here in southwestern connecticut, you can understand why we might identify with that quote
Johnny Piano: Any kind of hair he wants!
Bambi smiles ... thanks everyone! Good one Phil LOL! Nytol!
cease: thanks, doc
Johnny Piano: Any color, too, for that matter
Phil Austin: I'm off to dinner now, the west coast being still in halibut heaven.. I'll try to check in next week, wonderful to say hi to y'all
||||||||| "11:58 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Phil Austin, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
boney: "She's not a girl who misses much" is a PUN. I didn't get it FOR DECADES
Johnny Piano: Enjoy your meal, Phil!
cease: keep on halibuting, phil
boney: He can be a player in your play
H Stones: Moonlighty Night Phil
Johnny Piano: Damn, Boney, you're right! I never caught that. Damn that Lennon.
LiliLamont: Bon appetit, Phil, mon cher!
doctec: stones: nice zappa ref there :-)
boney: I made the mistake of taking Lennon seriously
H Stones: well its 5 am here now folks so i better say good night till next week
boney: He made a mistake whenever he took himself seriously
Johnny Piano: Good morning, Stones
H Stones: thanks for the fun and ideas y'all
cease: off you roll
Honey Sanchez: yes and time for me to exito tambien, ya'all
Johnny Piano: Just a shot away
doctec: ok, i'm gonna sign off now and hang with the lilimeister - we missed much of daily show/colbert report so we'll catch them again in another hour :-)
LiliLamont: Oh my god, they're all dropping like flies!
H Stones: have a good week everyone and stay safe
Johnny Piano: Adios, Honey.
Honey Sanchez: adios amigos hasta nexto weeko
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Johnny Piano: It's the dance marathon, Lili
cease: off you hon
Tweeny McFong: Oh Great...Austin shows up while I'm gone
doctec: wish me luck on the job front, i really need work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boney: The expression of disbelief on the face of that poor cameraman when Rodman kicked him in the balls.
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, are we keeping you up?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Johnny Piano and says "Someone mention my name?"
Honey Sanchez: luck, doc i will be rootin fer ya!!!
Honey Sanchez: bye all
Tweeny McFong: and then Honey leaves...is there no justice!!
cease: that'll teach you to go, fong
LiliLamont: Goodnight, Honey, Johnny... My god, this feels so film noir.
boney: I felt the same way when Bush was re-elected
doctec: send all good vibes you can spare to: doc t., southwestern connecticut, usa. and send them priority mail!
Tweeny McFong: Cat: I already know how to go
||||||||| "Hey Honey Sanchez!" ... Honey Sanchez turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:02 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
doctec: see ya next time...
Tweeny McFong: Doc: That
Tweeny McFong: s my first priority
H Stones: sweet dreams all, byeee
boney: why?
||||||||| H Stones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, H Stones exits at 12:02 AM.
Johnny Piano: Just the text is in black and white, Lili - we are in living color otherwise
||||||||| doctec dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doctec?! It's 12:02 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: lol
LiliLamont: I felt nauseated when W was re-elected. What the hell were they thinking?
Tweeny McFong: Bye Stones
boney: there's no explanation
boney: nite
||||||||| boney is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:03 AM.
Tweeny McFong: Lili: That's the wonder and the sorrow of democracy
cease: stones
Tweeny McFong: Boney, don't cut yourself
LiliLamont: Night, Stones. I think it's time for me to bow out also. Tweeny: In this case, it was the horror, the horror...
cease: keep getting stronger, lili
Tweeny McFong: Lili, just remember, democracy gave us Billy Barty
Johnny Piano: Sounds like the party's poopin' out. Guess I'll go too. Keep healin', Lili!
Tweeny McFong: Diminuendo Jonny P
Johnny Piano: Good night, folks
LiliLamont: I'm doing mybest, cease. At least the weather is improving and I can do some walking. Tough to do in a monsoon..
||||||||| Johnny Piano leaves to catch the 12:05 AM train to Billville.
cease: off we flee
||||||||| At 12:05 AM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
LiliLamont: Thanks, Johnny. Night, cease.
Tweeny McFong: Night Cat;
||||||||| Around 12:05 AM, LiliLamont walks off into the sunset...
Tweeny McFong: Night Lili
Tweeny McFong: and all that's left is a fading Bambi tattoo , a faint remembrance of that weekend and Walt Disney's house
Tweeny McFong: Nad now the last word........word!
||||||||| H Stones tiptoes in around 12:08 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny McFong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| H Stones - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin
ah,clem
Artem
Bambi
Bob D Caterino
boney
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
doctec
Elayne
Electric Bozo
GenCurtisTweenheart
George W. Bush
H Stones
Honey Sanchez
Johnny Piano
LiliLamont
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mr. Motion
Mudhead
MycroSopht
Porgie
Principalpoop
Tweeny McFong
URL References:
http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
http://bork.eamelink.nl
http://harpers.org/archive/2007/04/horton-vonnegut
http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/18/where-is-atheism-when-bad-things-happen
http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/19/why-is-god-hiding/
http://wthemovie.com
www.bararcade.net
http://www.cniradio.com
http://www.dotcom-cafe.com
www.infowars.com
http://www.issuesandalibis.org/
www.mirc.com
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/french-chew.htm
http://www.paunchstevenson.com/episodes.html
www.prisonplanet.com
http://www.useless-knowledge.com/columnists/bobdcaterino/index.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lz5ae4Bls



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