A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 12, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:52 AM, dragging Firebroiled by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Firebroiled: Yet now, as inevitable as dawn, the Sun, arching on its axis, rises to meet the East -- chariot-racing across the high noon desert sky, only to plummit, like bald Icarus, into the sensual, fermenting seas of the South Pacific. And even now, yet, as scary night decends upon us, we could appreciate the Wonders of Nature as stimulating as Man’s Own Triumphs! Let us pause . . .
Firebroiled: Paused long enough . . . .
||||||||| 8:53 AM -- Firebroiled left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:09 PM and late as usual, it's Dr. Headphones, just back from Denton."
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends. sorry i can't stay for the party, but i needs go to bed oily tonight. y'all be good, ya hear? RIP ladybird....
||||||||| At 8:11 PM, Dr. Headphones scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| "8:45 PM? 8:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with Firesign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, dear friends'
||||||||| At 8:48 PM, ah,clem dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:59 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Connecticut."
Mudhead: Faith n Begora, Im from Ireland
Mudhead: an as used to duckin bullets, as you are to billets
Mudhead: Open ye Itunes
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Mudhead: that goat ate that hat
Mudhead: Fong!
Dexter Fong: Head!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:05 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Hey Clem
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Mudhead: I dont swing that way Dex
Merlyn: "Ah, there's good news tonight!"
Mudhead: oh?
Dexter Fong: Oh????
Mudhead: are there owls here?
Mudhead: thats right
Merlyn: You'll never get me to talk
Merlyn: So I'll type it
Mudhead: how about type?
Mudhead: Can you keep a secret?
Merlyn: Ossman & I talked at Convergence (which I forgot to put on the Firesign schedule, but anyway)
Mudhead: So can I
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Hemlock Stones close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:07 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dexter Fong: Hey Hemlock
Hemlock Stones: did someone mention secrets ?
Mudhead asks Stones to remove his crown
Merlyn: 1) Otherworld Media has bought up the Lodestone remaining stock of audio and will offer all the Firesign stuff, plus Corwin, the Oz set, etc
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Honey in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Mudhead: woopie!
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Hey Honey!
Hemlock Stones: sounds like good news to me Merlyn ... but what do i know ?
Mudhead: Hiya Elayne
Dexter Fong: and Honey
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Honey: hola amigos
Mudhead: an Honey
Merlyn: 2) They aren't doing shirts, but David wants me to get up some tests using CafePress stuff, so through that the website can do shirts, cups, clocks, etc
Elayne: That's a great idea, Brian, I'm glad they did that.
Honey: hi el hi dex
Merlyn: 3) Ossman should have another book coming out in a few months
Honey: hello mudhead
Mudhead: yeah, all but me
Elayne: Lots o' rumors behind the news tonight, Brian, thanks!
Merlyn: 4) I told David about the alonTay ewsNay website, and he'll write some stuff for it at one point
Elayne: Ooh, cool!
Merlyn: (which will come out for Papoon near the actual election - 1.5 years from now(!))
Hemlock Stones: maybe you could offer Neocon toilet seats
Mudhead: GW wants to put this whole thing behind him
Elayne: Would neocon toilet seats have a device that affixes to the mouth?
Mudhead: Sorta like Bubba in jail George!
Honey: or some old voting machines layin around, maybe.....stones
Merlyn: 5) David has apparently convinced Peter that Otherworld will take all responsibility for new releases that may have copyright problems, like the XM shows and the Nick Danger/Mark Time DVD, so the XM shows should be out at some point
Hemlock Stones: it would take development Elayne but worth a try and certainly a good step puttin the shit where it belongs
Dexter Fong: Swell
Merlyn: hey, the web site seems to have been out for a 1/2 minute
Merlyn: Anyway...
Mudhead: im back, praise be
Dexter Fong: sendin?
Merlyn: 6) This goes for all the material Taylor Jessen has been collecting (and editing out e.g. Beatles songs), so lots of old radio shows should be coming out eventually
Elayne: Oh good, I thought it was just me.
Dexter Fong: sendin?
Mudhead: i...(pant)....(gasp).....cant ...connect.....
Honey: i'm back
Hemlock Stones: Me too
Mudhead: thats a beeyutiful back Honey
Dexter Fong: Merlyn" Great news all around..especially the radio shows
Merlyn: 7) not sure if this is wise, but Ossman wants Otherworld to offer mostly CD sets, like 5-CD set of Tirebiter, 2x5 CD sets of the XM shows, etc
Mudhead: Im partial to yur front too
Honey: gee thanks mudhead
Mudhead )
Merlyn: Maybe that's to reduce the overhead percentage
Mudhead: uhm, i thinks we lost ah,clem
Elayne: I think it's a good idea, Brian. Sets are easier to package, and probably easier to sell.
Merlyn: Yeah, just wondering about people who have some Tirebiter CDs but not all
Hemlock Stones: (studies closely the percentage floating over Merlyns head )
Merlyn: But most of the CDs will be new stuff, so sets shouldn't make a big difference
Elayne: They'll be a minority, most likely.
Elayne: More important to repackage everything evenly for new potential buyers.
Merlyn: I'll have Boyle M. Owl explain economics to me
Elayne: I'm definitely looking to add to my Firesign-related CD collection, so this will be a done deal for me.
Mudhead: What am I listening too?
Merlyn: that's metaphysically absurd
Merlyn: how can I see what you hear?
Mudhead: its an old bit, but one of my favs
Dexter Fong: Mud: CNI regular broadcasting..clem got dropped along with Red Shift
Mudhead: Not the.....RED SHIFT!
Elayne: I hope Red Shift got dropped before my line. :)
Elayne: "But it's my only line!"
ah,clem: will take about 2 min to get to you, but back now
Mudhead: Thats almost like mentioning The Process in Brooklyn
Merlyn: There you is
Mudhead lays out a new line for Elayne
Mudhead: Yay!
Mudhead: good job ah,clem
Merlyn: Hey, CafePress can do dark shirts now
ah,clem: my dialup socket went dead, sorry
ah,clem: tks Mud
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:26 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Vancouver."
cease: hi all
Elayne: Evenin' Cat! Spotty connection problems tonight, be forewarned.
ah,clem: hi Cat
cease: oh, its red shift
Mudhead: hi Cat
Merlyn: yeah, twice now
Dexter Fong: Boy its flashing on and off like a crazy monkey
Elayne: We're blaming you for the weird outages, Cat. :)
cease: its wretchedly hot here
ah,clem: requested by Tween, where is he? !!!
Merlyn: That happened a few months back, some periodic problem, I forget what
cease: maybe thats it
Elayne: So I've heard, Cat. Poor northwest US/Canada!
Merlyn: Cat, read the log, lots of news from Ossman
Mudhead: I beleive at this time, even tho only Elayne could possibly show up, we're having a special fireworks festivity this Saturday nite New London CT 9:00pm
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Mudhead: The casinos both got together and are paying the world famous Grucci family Fireworks from Long Island for a $100k show this year
cease: wow lots of news
cease: gerat to see the ossmen being that active
cease: sounds like a lot of work with potentially not much money
Elayne: New London... wow, I haven't been there since Steve and I were married.
Elayne: Could you email me the details, Mudhead? elayneriggs@yahoo.com
Mudhead: take the train, come visit
cease: thqts bunny
Elayne: It's certainly a possibility. We're not on the New Haven line, but we can get there fairly easily.
Elayne: The only thing is, it's at 9 PM...
Elayne: Don't like to travel at night.
Elayne: Might be a good excuse to see Tom & Lili though...
Mudhead: i was wantin them to come also
cease: ah, tiny tim
Elayne: Alas, I already know Robin will say no. His ears just couldn't process it. Very sensitive.
Mudhead: perhaps some ear protection
Elayne: He can't put stuff in his ears. Too many ear problems when he was a kid.
Elayne: But it never hurts to ask...
Dexter Fong: Over the ear protection
Mudhead: I have a nice set of noise canceling headphones I use for shooting
Dexter Fong: Shouting?
Mudhead: No, shooting
Mudhead: as in Bang Bang
Dexter Fong: Don't Bang, I can see you
Mudhead: loler
Elayne: Like I said, I'll ask. Just send me details in email, cc him (robin@robinriggs.com).
Mudhead: Shouting Headphones are perpetually on back order, i think the newly married grooms have those
Elayne: Dang, I'm yawnin already. Going to watch the rest of the baseball games...
||||||||| Around 9:38 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
cease: by el
Dexter Fong: ummm, by E
cease: ah, doc.
Dexter Fong: It's like the good old days of IRC
cease: good?
Dexter Fong: So who's here and who's not here
Dexter Fong: Okay I'll go first...I'm here
Merlyn: I'm not here
ah,clem: O'm here..
Dexter Fong: Mudhead and Honey?
Mudhead: im back
Mudhead kicks his connection
Merlyn: and you're beautiful
cease: hmm, the end of act 4 and act 5 werent lpayed
cease: is that editing, clem?
Mudhead: an I'mma gonna Loo Beyuutiful
ah,clem: maybe Tweeny will show up before this is over
cease: ah,there it is
ah,clem: sorry Cat, my mistake
ah,clem: (been a long day)
cease: no problems, clem
||||||||| llanwydd steps in at 9:51 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwydd: happy thursday
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
ah,clem: hi ll
llanwydd: just got back from the final rehearsal for Love's Labours Lost
cease: llan
llanwydd: we open tomorrow night
cease: even more Ls for you
ah,clem: bet you are sore, lol
cease: ossman and proctor are superb in this
llanwydd: we are actually in good shape to begin
ah,clem: was a jibe on the title, lol
cease: i'm rather ill. all this heat
llanwydd: is it hot out there, cat?
Mudhead: aww, what the ll
Mudhead: Hiya llan
cease: hotest day on recrod yesterday. today just as infernal
llanwydd: lol muddy
ah,clem: I am still quite ill too, but trying to hide it
cease: i just woke up half an hour ago and think i'll go back to bed
cease: you can enjoy me in red shift as i go back to sleep.
cease: see you next week
llanwydd: wish I could send you a cool breeze
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 9:56 PM train to Billville.
Dexter Fong: Night Cat..be cool
llanwydd: nite cat
Mudhead: nite cat
Mudhead: im steppin out for a minute brb
llanwydd: and the terrible chat drought continues
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: llan: well theyr'es hardly anyone here and clem is playing Red Shift
llanwydd: never heard Red Shift
Dexter Fong: YOu could probably buy a copy from Cat
Dexter Fong: afk for rerfill
llanwydd: this is amazing. where is hemlock stones and kend and the others?
Dexter Fong: Hemlock was here but the net is acting up tonight everybody got dropped at least 3 times
llanwydd: dex, I actually recorded voices for Red Shift but they weren't used
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
llanwydd: is that it?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Tweenybird inside, makes a note of the time (10:05 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: hey tween!
Tweenybird: Join the expectant crowd...
Tweenybird: Evenin all...
Tweenybird: Thin crowd tonight
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween, Clem played Red shift tonight
llanwydd: dex tells me the internet has been giving everybody a hard time tonight
llanwydd: or something like it
Tweenybird: Had no idea Mr. Cat was so talented
ah,clem: fasionably late Tween?
llanwydd: yeah, I have another one of his CDs titled "Neal Amid". It's rather impressive
Tweenybird: As Williams says, 'better latent than never...' lol
ah,clem: ah, yes
Mudhead: Tweeny!
llanwydd: the meaning escapes me, tween
Tweenybird: Haven't gotten to that one yet. Cool that Cat amde all his plays available for free
Tweenybird: made
Tweenybird: Mudhead!
Mudhead: Good movie eh?
Tweenybird: I'm lexdixic
||||||||| "10:10 PM? 10:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Boney should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Boney enters and sits on the divan.
Dexter Fong: Hey Boney
llanwydd: hey boney!
Boney: I'm home in Pasadena
Tweenybird: Oh yeah, Mud. A sure relief for low blood pressure ;-)
llanwydd: how's the little old lady?
Tweenybird: Boney...
Dexter Fong: Boney: There's a lotta news from Ossman. Check the log
Boney: Actually, I don't live in Pasadena anymore... But I'm in Pasadena anyway
Dexter Fong: Merlyn relays it
Tweenybird: With the little old lady?
Boney: You're right, my parents live here. How did you know?
Tweenybird: lol
Dexter Fong: Reverse phone book
llanwydd: the little old lady from pasadena
Boney: go granny go granny go
llanwydd: another one of those retirement towns
Tweenybird: Lost the chat for a moment there
Dexter Fong: Went to NIno and got dropped
Boney: Paul McCartney's new CD is titled Memory Almost Full... Is this a hidden reference to his most successful solo effort Ram?
Tweenybird: Gentlemeny Condominiums?
llanwydd: I liked Band on the Run better
llanwydd: in fact it was the first album I ever bought
llanwydd: I was nuts about Wings in those days
Tweenybird: I liked Ram quite a bit when I was in HS
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:16 PM and Hemlock Stones waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Tweenybird: Sounded more like a Beatles album
llanwydd: good to see you stones
Dexter Fong: WB Hemlock..you've missed a number of drops =))
llanwydd: I hear you were here earlier
Hemlock Stones: i merely stayed dropped
Tweenybird: Hail, and well met, Englishperson...
ah,clem: wb Mr. Stones
Hemlock Stones: couldnt get back in
Boney: That's a play-on-words... I wonder if it was intentional... Ram, RAM, Memory Almost Full... Never mind. Read me Doctor Memory!
Honey: .
Hemlock Stones: i see you have been discussing Macca and Wings so fortunately i have not missed anything
Dexter Fong: Honey awakes
Honey: I was in limbo somewhere
ah,clem: have you solved tonight's mytery yet, Mr. Stones?
Honey: I just got the page to come up, again
Tweenybird: They've implemented the Total Firesign Awareness program. Have to check yourr DNA first
Tweenybird: rofl stones (McCartney)
llanwydd: back in the early seventies before I heard Yes, I was nuts about Wings
llanwydd: I liked Elton John about as much
llanwydd: then I heard Yes and there was nothing else
ah,clem: ll obvoiusly a young sprout
Tweenybird: Yes did indeed change my concepts of what a rock band could be
Hemlock Stones: i try never to mention his name Tween, it makes me nauseus ( copyright Woody Allen )
Tweenybird: Close To The Edge was a real eye-opener
Boney: Saved by the dinner gong. NITE. I'll czech out Ossman.
Tweenybird: Yellow Brick Road was a fav
Hemlock Stones: I hated Yes as well llan, sorry
Dexter Fong: Night Boney
Honey: nite boney
Tweenybird: Bye Boney
llanwydd: Close to the Edge changed my life
ah,clem: night BB
Tweenybird: lol Stones
Hemlock Stones: brilliantly played music with absolutely no soul
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Merlyn - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tweenybird: So, who did you _like_??
llanwydd: maybe you don't hear the soul
Boney: I found out about the new McCartney CD because I've been traveling and they're hyping it at every Starbucks. Hey, Starbucks is better than nothing when you're on the road
llanwydd: but then again if you want soul you can listen to aretha franklin
llanwydd: or james brown
Boney: Nite
Hemlock Stones: early Stones, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Little Feat, Yardbirds, Grateful Dead, NRPS, CSNY, Joni Mitchell, Jackson Brown, etc etc
Honey: different strokes for different folks and so on and so on and doobie doobie do wap
Dexter Fong: Nitey
Tweenybird: Smart movie for McCartney
Hemlock Stones: i hope its a snuff movie Tween
ah,clem: brain salag surgrey changed my life, but that was a long time ago.... hard to remem....
Honey: lol clem
Tweenybird: I see exactly one Brit band in there
Honey remembers tarkus
Tweenybird: Like all of those as well...
llanwydd: of all the bands you mentioned, stones, I think the dead is the most progressive
llanwydd: or was
Dexter Fong: Tween: Stones and Yardbirds
Tweenybird: LOL clem
Hemlock Stones: there were others Tween, Fairport Convention, for example
Tweenybird: Yeah, ELP live was quite an experience
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:23 PM, dragging Bambi by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Tweenybird: You liked Fairport but not Steeleye Span? How about Renaisannce?
Hemlock Stones: but even at the age of 12 i had discovered John Lee Hooker, Howling Wolfe, Lightnin Hopkins, Jimmy Smith et al
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
ah,clem: it was quite compatable with the drugs of choice at the time, a timely peice....
Bambi: hello dear friends :-)
llanwydd: hey bambi!
Honey: hey there bambi :)
Tweenybird: Leave go of Bambi's hair, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Tweenybird and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Tweenybird: Ah, a taste for American Blues
llanwydd: you're like me, stones. you like foreign music
Bambi: lol
Hemlock Stones: i have a fairly extensive collection as Honey will attest
Honey attests
Bambi: good to see you all :-)
Hemlock Stones: then i found the delights of Zappa and Don Van Vliet
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bams
ah,clem: welcome in, follow the rubber line to your seat...
Tweenybird: Never heard of Van Vliet
Hemlock Stones: nowadays i listen almost exclusively to Jazz, latin and world music
Dexter Fong: Captain Beefheart
Honey: captain beefheart, tween
Tweenybird: Fan of Zappa, for sure
Hemlock Stones: correct
Bambi: and what's your name ...
llanwydd: van vliet was captain beefheart
Bambi: lol
Hemlock Stones: still is, though hes not a well man i hear
Tweenybird: I heard Beefheart when I was in HS, but don't really know his work
Bambi: Tween, llanwydd, Honey, Stones, Dex, Boney, and of course, ah,clem
ah,clem: from whence I stole the mar ge reen
Tweenybird: Ah... Beefheart's a little easier to remember I guess ;-)
Hemlock Stones: Tween when i first heard the Captain i hated it but then it got to me one day
Bambi: ah, kinda grew on ya, hey Stones ... kinda like a fungus??
ah,clem: Zappa does that too, Bambi
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Another drop
ah,clem: zirconuim encrusted tweezers..
Tweenybird: The orange sunshine kicked in, Stones?
Bambi: another drop?
Hemlock Stones: another white screen
Bambi: in the stream?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Boney - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: if so, that could have been me, turning on my computer and getting the browser going etc.
Tweenybird: Yeah, I've had to re-log in twice now
Dexter Fong: Interesting that staying connected to Firechat is really iffy tonight but CNI feed keeps on streaming
ah,clem: stream looks like bear wizz from here
Tweenybird: No problem with clem's stream, though
Dexter Fong: Clem TNI
Bambi: ah, ok, kewl ... glad stream is good
Dexter Fong: TMI
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and doctec gets out at 10:31 PM.
doctec: am i too late?
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
Bambi: hey doc!
llanwydd: hey doc!
Hemlock Stones: nowadays i am listening to Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Cab Calloway, Charlie Parker, Benwebster and new music from India such as A R Rahman and Bally Sagoo
doctec: sorry for the contusion
ah,clem: this fella ah,clem is pretty popular..
llanwydd: no, you're right on time doc
Dexter Fong: Attendance kinda sparse tonight and connectivity a problem
doctec: is cat already over in japan?
Tweenybird: Now Doc Tech is here, there will be no further interruptions...
llanwydd: I don't remember him saying
||||||||| Mudhead sashays in at 10:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
doctec: tween: sure, as far as you know...
Dexter Fong: Doc: No cat was here and will be next week, suffering from heat wave
doctec: lland: so he was here earlier?
llanwydd: I do remember him saying he's suffering from record high temperatures
Hemlock Stones: Where is Lord Poop these days, is there rason for concern ?
Dexter Fong: WB Mudhead
doctec: ok thanx - there are things i need to post on the bit site for him before he heads over to japan
llanwydd: he's gone to bed to ride out the heatwave
Hemlock Stones: hi Mud
Mudhead: doctec, u n lili feel like some fireworks this Sat nite?
Tweenybird: I'm going to send him an email, just for yuks...
doctec: we've had a heat wave here for the past week - air condiioners running 24/7
||||||||| Outside, the 10:34 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Honey2 coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
doctec: muddy: sure, just let us know where & when
Tweenybird: Weird weather all around these days
Mudhead: yur still in NH?
Dexter Fong: Heney Too
ah,clem: I am seeing double
Hemlock Stones: i must say its nice here in Boston
llanwydd: yeah, we've got intermittent showers all week
doctec: not NH - CT
Mudhead: you should come visit too Stones
Honey2: Try the tea, stones
Honey2 giggles
llanwydd: I'm doing shakespeare in a leaky old barn and we're worried about the audience getting wet
Mudhead: yah , ct
Tweenybird: Double Trouble? SRV's band?
Hemlock Stones: its all gone Honey
Mudhead: im only two hours by car Stones
llanwydd: we got rained on backstage
Tweenybird: Catherwood, roll everybody some of Honey's tea
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Tweenybird and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
doctec: good nooz - lili finally got approved for soc sec disability benefits - found a substantial sum of money deposited in her back acct this past monday - much needed i can assure you!
Hemlock Stones: have you any tea left Mud ?
Tweenybird: Very cool Doc :-)
Honey2: wonderful, doc
Mudhead: yes, lots Stones
Hemlock Stones: thats good news doc
Dexter Fong: Good news Doc, very glad to hear it
doctec: also - looks like the racine perl gig might happen after all
Hemlock Stones: so thats where they stashed it Mud
llanwydd: that's great doc
doctec: i had phone interview with s.c.johnson company over three weeks ago (!) ...
Dexter Fong: Doc: Racine Wisconsin?
doctec: i didn't hear back from headhunter so i assumed they passed
ah,clem: computer free association, that time will come,, they were more prophetic than thay can immagine
Tweenybird: Cool redux, Doc :-)
doctec: then i got an email tuesday saying they are still interested in bringing me on as a perl consultant. dex: yes, racine wisconsin - that's where s. c. johnson is based - they operate out of a building frank lloyd wright designed
Dexter Fong: WIll you have to relocate Doc??
Hemlock Stones: is it still hot weather over there folks ?
doctec: i will know for sure either tomorrow or early next week. it's a 6 month contract gig
Honey2: it would be a long commute if he didnt, dex
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: so i'll live out of a residence inn or something while i'm there
Tweenybird: As they say in the Linux world, perls before wine...
Bambi: Tux Paint is fun LOL ... got it for my niece and nephew and of course I had to try it out.
doctec: the cool thing is: racine is about 90 mins from my dad in huntly il & my niece & nephew and their families in barrington il and elk grove village il
Tweenybird: Sounds like a really good gig, Doc
Tweenybird: Sure, for the neice & nephew, hehehe
Honey2: that would be nice to be close to family for a while, doc
doctec: tween: yeah, i really hope this works out - it'll get me out of the red financially for sure
Bambi: lol
||||||||| "10:42 PM? 10:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bubba's Brain should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bubba's Brain enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey all
doctec: and it'll give me something recent to add to my resume, which should help finding work once the contract runs out
Honey2: hello BB
doctec: hey bb
Bambi thinks doc will need Tux Paint lol
Tweenybird: Lo dere Hoosierman...
Bubba's Brain: Hey Dex, Hemlock, Honey, doc, tween...
Bambi: so you start soon doc?
Tweenybird: Exactly, Doc
doctec: who's yer man?
Bambi: hey Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey Bam.
Mudhead: heya Bubba
Hemlock Stones: whats Tux Paint, is it like Nip and Tuck as in facelift ??
doctec: bambi: not sure, they haven't signed off on the deal yet
Tweenybird: A Flock of Seagulls...
Bubba's Brain: Start soon... at what, Doc?
Tweenybird: You're no nusiance, clem ;-)
llanwydd: that name rings a bell, tween
Bambi: well, here's lookin' at you kid! All fingers and toes crossed for ya, and eyes thrown in for good measure
Honey2: is tux paint like soothing, like tucks?
doctec: bubba: read previous log stuff (near the end) ... get this: they are concerned about the fact that i have not been doing perl full time in over 2 yrs ... they want me to work for free for one week and if i don't work out send me packing
Tweenybird: Got some old vinyl around somewhere, LL
Bubba's Brain: A Sock of Flea Gulls.
doctec: i cam back with: i will not commit to the gig unless they commit to paying my expenses for the week if they decide i don't cut it after a week there
Tweenybird: Sock it to me!
Hemlock Stones: A Glut of Sock Fleas
Bubba's Brain: Geez
Honey2: a glock of flea sulls
llanwydd: ah, yes a glock of spielguls
Honey2: thats abominable work for free for a week yikes
doctec: i calculated travel to/from wi/ct, lodging & meals for 1 week at $1000
Tweenybird: Keep 'em comin' clem :=)
Bambi: tux paint has cool stamps of animals, fish, birds, etc. many of which have sounds and are announced as to what they are, as well as shapes and colors etc. to create pictures
Mudhead: i dunno if i'd let em beat me up like that
doctec: so we (headhunter and i) are waiting to hear back if s. c. johnson will go along with that
Hemlock Stones: i know of people who would pay a lot more than that to get rid of me Doc
Tweenybird: /me thinks Bambi has found her second childhood
doctec: frankly, i think i can demonstrate my perl competence in the first week i'm there
llanwydd: if I made 1000 a week I'd call myself succesful
Bambi: headhunter, you mean headhunter here in Virginia?
Tweenybird: lol Stones
Bubba's Brain: Doc - I read log -- good to hear.
Mudhead: hi Bambi
Hemlock Stones: if you made a 1000 a week llan, i would call you regularly
Tweenybird: Hmmm... HTML no work
doctec: thanks bb - nothing's definite yet, waiting to hear back from headhunter - i should know tomorrow some time
Bambi: hi Mudhead
llanwydd: lol stones
Tweenybird: The Virginia headhunters only want your head. You can keep the body
doctec: also bb: lili got some soc sec disability money ths week - timely financial help for sure!!!!!
Bubba's Brain: They got Spock's brain, too
Hemlock Stones: what time does the party start Doc ?
Bubba's Brain: saw that in log too -- very good to hear.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:49 PM and Principalpoop steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Honey2 will bring party favors
doctec: stones: when the headhunter tells me to start packing for trip to wisconsin
Mudhead: welp, i hope u n lili show up doctec, lemme know
Hemlock Stones: Hail and Farewell Poop
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop...
Honey2: aha
Mudhead: im fading
Mudhead: g'nite dear friends
Tweenybird: Hey P...
Principalpoop: halow
Hemlock Stones: come back Mud
Bambi: hi princep
Principalpoop: ok stones, be that like
Dexter Fong: Night Mudhead
Mudhead: yes Stones?
Honey2: nite mudhead
Mudhead: hiya Poop
Tweenybird: Not likely P lol
Bubba's Brain: nite mud.
doctec: thanks muddy - i'll letcha know!
Tweenybird: Bye Muddy
Bambi: who's your headhunter rep?
Hemlock Stones: dont go yet Mud, the night is young and you are enormous
Honey2: where have you been and what have you been up to pp?
Principalpoop: mud too, night night those leaving
Mudhead: if you'ld like to meet Stones send me yur email
doctec: must be nice to have 100k personal closest friends... :-)
Mudhead: they stop by every year
Hemlock Stones: Mud, i should take what Nino says with very large pinches of salt
Principalpoop: what? what what?
Mudhead: its called Sailfest, we get the tall ships
doctec: bambi: an outfit called "compupros ltd: - they have offices in milwaukee and dallas
Principalpoop: honey, i wish it was interesting, i got my days mixed up
Dexter Fong: Poop: If you just keep your thumb on your calendar....
||||||||| "10:53 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Hemlock Stones: funny that Poop, only seven in a week
Bambi: ah, ok ... likely not the same crew then...unless our friend sold the biz
llanwydd: well, my show opens tomorrow. If you're in Fort Edward, NY, come and see Love's Labour's Lost
Principalpoop: where is fort edward?
Hemlock Stones: havent they found it yet llan ?
llanwydd: I'm sure it's going to be a great show
Honey2: in new york, poop
Principalpoop: seven now stones? since when
doctec: fort edward - where is that relative to southwestern ct?
llanwydd: very near glens falls
Principalpoop: the city or what?
llanwydd: north of albany
Hemlock Stones: i see the medication has kicked in PP
Principalpoop: one of the forts to protect us from canadda?
Principalpoop: nono stones
llanwydd: or the french or something like that
Hemlock Stones: good news is that they are always in the same order Poop
Principalpoop: they start on monday in europe
Tweenybird: The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming!
doctec: that's a five hour drive give or take
llanwydd: we're doing the show in a small barn on a farm on Plum Road, Fort Edward
Hemlock Stones: they never stop in england since Blair
Honey2: at least 3 day drive for me if i drive fast and dont stop, llan
Tweenybird: They're going to steal all our heat!
Principalpoop: I know that barn, I lost my virginity there, twice
Bubba's Brain: I think I found it, Pp.
llanwydd: it rained last night during our rehearsal and the roof was leaking
Hemlock Stones: i bet you say that to all the girls Poop
Principalpoop: funs fun
Honey2: then it is a perfect place to put on the show loves labour lost, poop
Dexter Fong: Dear Friends, it time to park the car. See some of you later and some of you still later
doctec: break a legging
llanwydd: thanks, doc
doctec: dex - ttfn - will prolly be gone when you get back
Hemlock Stones: watch out for that Dumpster Dex
llanwydd: see ya dex
Honey2: ok dex take care
Principalpoop: are mickey and judy in it also?
Principalpoop: hair rida
Principalpoop: yes honey perfect
doctec: ok, lili's fading on me here - gotta get her up to bed (and me as well - have to take car in for servicing very early tomorrow morning)
doctec: i'm glad i made it here in time before everyone took off
Bubba's Brain: nite doc
llanwydd: well, I'll be expiring for the evening. I'll respire next thursday.
Principalpoop: best of luck Doc and lilli
doctec: y'all have a great rest of the evening - and a great weekend
Hemlock Stones: ok take care Doc and have a good week
Bambi: happy short motoring Dex
Honey2: ok take care doc and good luck indeed
doctec: hope the play goes well lland
Principalpoop: break a leg llan
llanwydd: thanks
Bambi: have a great night doc & lili
Tweenybird: Best to you and Lilibird, Doc
doctec: with any luck i'll have a contract gig in racine by next week
doctec: ttfn ttyl l8r etc ....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bubba's Brain: crossing my fingers,doc
Tweenybird: Fingers crossed, Doc
Principalpoop: what about G7?
Bambi wishes doc well on the racine gig
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: i prefer G12 Poop, Bill Hicks recommends it
Principalpoop: gee one too or gee dozen?
Principalpoop: and pussycats to eat them
Tweenybird: Gee whiz, Dad...
Bubba's Brain: gonna get out too.... lather, er, later all!
Hemlock Stones: when the cows come home
Principalpoop: the voice of ahhhh, clem
Honey2: bye BB
Bubba's Brain: nite
Hemlock Stones: see ya BB
||||||||| Bubba's Brain says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bubba's Brain exits at 11:03 PM.
Principalpoop: give my best to the best of bubba's brain
Bambi: see ya bubba
Principalpoop: moooo
Bambi waves to Clem
Principalpoop waves at the waves
Hemlock Stones: Brittannia Waves the Rules
Honey2 waves in the breeze of all the waving going on
Bambi: Waves Rule
Hemlock Stones: catch them all honey and trade them in for particles, they fetch a better price
Principalpoop: how is brittany?
Tweenybird: As we did with the Patriot Act, Stones ;-)
Hemlock Stones: it was just across the English Channel when i last checked Poop
Honey2: good idea, stones :D thanks
Principalpoop: watch out for their spears
Hemlock Stones: i noticed that Tween
Hemlock Stones: Real ID will be fun
Bambi: or the copyright fiasco, or Internet Radio, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
Honey2: i dont want a biometric chip
Honey2 whimpers
Principalpoop: can I have yours honey?
Bambi: UnReal ID
Honey2: sure
Tweenybird: Ah, no it won't...
Principalpoop: goody, i like chips
Bambi: no UnReal ID here
Hemlock Stones: time to get out the foil hats i think
Honey2 already has hers on like every thursday night
Principalpoop: yikes, foiled again
Bambi: they can stuff their UnReal IDs, errr...you get the idea.
Hemlock Stones: Hmmm Poop and Chips, Delicious !
ah,clem: they damaged my veins so badly in hospital, I feel like i have an implant
Honey2: lol
Bambi: lol
Tweenybird: Makes it hard to shoot the heroine, eh clem?
Principalpoop note to self, get ah, clems frequency so I can listen to him
ah,clem: chips and dip?
Bambi: JL hates needles ... 8 days of it was rather overload
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: freedom chips
Principalpoop: ewww bambi, no details please
Hemlock Stones: the Chip Liberation Front
Honey2: no no that the liberation front for chips
Principalpoop: your videostore is fun honey, thank you so much
Tweenybird: Chip Off The Old Block
Hemlock Stones: the Popular Front for Chip Liberation ?
||||||||| 11:11 PM: knod jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Tweenybird: You're store's up Honey?
Tweenybird: Your
Tweenybird: Wink
Hemlock Stones: Hi Knod
Bambi: hey Knod :-)
Principalpoop: do you have chapped lips and a chip in your lap?
Honey2: no i dont have the store up yet tween
knod: hey Bambi :)
Hemlock Stones: all these chips are guaranteed off the old block
Honey2: i dont know what poop is on about
Principalpoop: a nod at knod
Honey2: hi knod:)
ah,clem: I faint if I watch them take a blood sample, iv drugs were ever an issue for me
Hemlock Stones: dont worry Honey, neither does Poop
Principalpoop: ahh ok honey wink wink nod knod
Tweenybird: Just kidding, clem ;-) Lines not to be crossed
Principalpoop: ewww ah, clem, more details huh? ewwww
Honey2: lol the only place i have videos is here http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/
Hemlock Stones: you have my sympathy Clem
Principalpoop: stones gave us a link you liked or licked
Principalpoop: they have already added another 100
Honey2: mine too i have spent enough time in hospitals gettin jabbed
Honey2: ahhhhhhhh the vitameatavegamin link?
Hemlock Stones: lol
Principalpoop: it slices and dices and does the dishes?
ah,clem: thank you, Mr. Stones, but I never had a problem with inhalation
Hemlock Stones: yes it does all that Poop but to your head
Principalpoop: knod is donk backwards
Tweenybird: Jeeze Honey, want to set a 10th cookie? LOL
Hemlock Stones: now now Clem no need for formality, you can call me sir
knod: donk is knod spelled backwords
Honey2: they are all harmless tween :P
Principalpoop: you got me there knod
Tweenybird: We don't need a gun, we've got a Donk!
Tweenybird: Of course, HS
Principalpoop: were you nighted stones?
Hemlock Stones: Knighted rather
Principalpoop: huh?
Tweenybird: Better than being dayed ;-)
Hemlock Stones: not really Poop just ideas above my station
Principalpoop: dazed
Principalpoop: he walks again by night
Principalpoop: can I dub you?
knod: close enough
Honey2: no you can not poop!
Principalpoop dubs stones sire knight helmlock stones
Hemlock Stones: sure Poop, we are on Skype talking about everyone behind their backs
Principalpoop: koo lake,
ah,clem: Don has heard that one before, about 7 years ago, and he did not get the ref a first, had to explain it, but I had just seen Crocadile1...
Honey2: hahaha
knod: reall nice
Hemlock Stones: the Dub Version is on the B Side
Principalpoop: i have a chip on my B side
Tweenybird: And the ska version?
Principalpoop: ska? ska? cough cough
Hemlock Stones: Jah Rastafari Tween
Honey2: respect I, irie
Hemlock Stones: Yeah man
Tweenybird: Jah, mom
Principalpoop: earry
Tweenybird: man, whatever lol
Principalpoop: sign here
Principalpoop: mahn
Honey2: dude, just pass it
Hemlock Stones: goes to make tea brb
Principalpoop: where's the fire?
knod: this is like going to the midnite show , of the rocky horror picture show, everyone knows every lilne
Tweenybird: Don't bogart that pickle, my friend
Principalpoop: what's my line? sniffffffff
ah,clem: as it should be taken, Don
Hemlock Stones: the lines gone dead Poop
ah,clem: ever since the top of the page
Principalpoop: i saw that
Tweenybird: Just hold you thumb in the inspector's cigar guillotine, P
Principalpoop: ouch tweeny
Tweenybird: The Bride Of Firesign is a Horriffic album
Principalpoop: no scorching
Tweenybird: Cleauseau wants to question you, P lol
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:27 PM and Merlyn waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: non, je sais rien
Principalpoop: Hi M
Merlyn: Look at this grape
Honey2: hola merlyn wb
Hemlock Stones: Wow its Merlyn in the flesh
Principalpoop: whata grape, wow
Principalpoop: what?
Tweenybird: Merl...
Principalpoop: no gossiping on skype honey
Tweenybird: Don - I started listening to FST over 30 years ago, and there are still things they're doing I never caught before ;-)
Hemlock Stones: (whispers something about Poop to Honey )
Principalpoop: it is, new and familiar at the same time
Principalpoop: sir stones, you cannot act the fool anymore, leave that to me and the other peasants
knod: i think you got me by a year, Tweenybird, posssibly two
Principalpoop: where am I?
Merlyn: hey, Ossman didn't get the "we used to have one, but he vanished mysteriously" line until the 2001 tour
Principalpoop: lol M
knod: the first fst lp i bought new, when it first came out was their third,
Principalpoop: wow knod
Hemlock Stones: it must be moofie night
Honey2: gee catherwood just roll us a couple of bombers and put them over on the side table
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Honey2 and queries "Did you need me?"
Honey2: catherwood i always need you
||||||||| Catherwood brings you.
Dexter Fong: Sending
Principalpoop: fie
knod: i bought the first two lp's after i bought the third
Tweenybird: Hey Merlyn - the chat's a bit flakey tonight. keep getting dropped
Principalpoop: wb fong
Tweenybird: And Honey, I neeeed you lol
Principalpoop: i got dropped once
Honey2: catherwood, please make me a mimosa
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey2 a mimosa.
Hemlock Stones: Yo Fong
Principalpoop: but came back and everything was fine
Tweenybird: Three times so far
Principalpoop: what is a mimosa? and how do you say it?
Hemlock Stones: about six or seven times here Tween
ah,clem: catherwood, please role everyone a couple of bombers
||||||||| Catherwood ignores ah,clem
Principalpoop: i thought it was a tree, with moss
Dexter Fong: many drops here
ah,clem: catherwood, please roll everyone a bomber
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to ah,clem and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Honey2: mim oh saw poop
knod: champaigne and oj
Principalpoop: ahh cool, thanks
ah,clem: when did he get a labotomy
knod: lol
Principalpoop: i don't recall ah, clem, but they warned that would happen
Honey2: he needs to be taken in for regrooving
ah,clem: catherwood, please give me a nice ale
||||||||| Catherwood gives ah,clem a nice ale.
Tweenybird: I'd rather have a bottle in front of than a frontal labotomy... oops, too late...
Principalpoop: good for what ails you
Tweenybird: in front of me
Tweenybird: That's animal's sick!
Principalpoop: thanks tween, that seemed to long to write, glad you got it
ah,clem: catherwood please give everyone a nice drink
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a nice drink.
Merlyn: The gut feeling terrorist level is turquoise
Tweenybird: lol P
Merlyn drinks a nice drink
ah,clem )
Honey2: thank you catherwood for this lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Honey2
Principalpoop: tour kois
Tweenybird: We were actually worried about you P. Chat wouldn't be same w/o you :-)
Principalpoop: i got a singapore sling
ah,clem: catherwood, please give everone another lovely lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood brings everone another lovely lovely beverage.
Hemlock Stones: they reduced the terrorist threat level over here last week Merlyn
Merlyn: Catherwood, pee into this bear-whiz beer bottle
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Merlyn and says "My ears are burning..."
Principalpoop: i apologize, i actually did show up on friday, and wondered why cni was talking about cyrptography
ah,clem: you have to say plaese, lol
Merlyn: taking pictures of graves?
Principalpoop: lol ah, clem
Honey2: i was worried about you poop i thought you had holed up somewhere with some broad and began the lost weekend
Tweenybird: Gotta love our head of Homeland Security. He's got "a gut feeling" there's going to be a terrorist attack. Gee, thanks lol
Principalpoop: they know al-queda is in a secure location making plans, but cannot find it
Hemlock Stones: last week they reduced the threat from Abject Despair to Hysteria
knod: i've got a gut feeling , all our gov't officals are morons
Dexter Fong: lol stones
ah,clem: makes life more interesting, read 2600 mag summer, funny conection to that, lol
Merlyn: Catherwood, give Knod a ceegar
||||||||| Catherwood gives knod a ceegar.
Tweenybird: An 'undisclosed location' P ;-)
Principalpoop: hysteria already? I need to turn on my tv
ah,clem: and yes, morons
Tweenybird: lol Stones
Hemlock Stones: Shhh, Trust No One Dexter
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Undisclosed location? Isn't that where Cheney always goes?
knod: thanks sCatherwood, got a lite?
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to knod and yells "oh, fuck off knod!"
Principalpoop: in pakistan they said
Merlyn: I go to unclosed dislocations
knod: yikes!
Honey2: don't rile up catherwood....it's that time of the month
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:43 PM, on the dot!"
Principalpoop: outcast woman
Honey2: see
Tweenybird: We do know how to pick our friends... Pinochet, Musharaff et al
ah,clem: catherwood, please light knod's cigar
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past ah,clem
Merlyn: catherwood panics if he can't parse what you say to him
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Merlyn
ah,clem: bite me, lol
knod: bad bad bad bot]
Principalpoop: give catherwood please drinks to
||||||||| Catherwood gives drinks to.
Tweenybird: He's not that hungry lol
ah,clem: not a very mallialable robot
Hemlock Stones: Hey Poop, you broke the Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Hemlock Stones and says "Stop typing gibberish, Hemlock Stones!"
Honey2: catherwood please give me a passionate kiss
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey2 a passionate kiss.
Honey2: ooooooooooooh
Principalpoop: lucky catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Principalpoop and yells "My ears are burning..."
Honey2: he's workin ok
Honey2: lol
Merlyn: Catherwood, dance up a storm
||||||||| Catherwood dances up a storm.
Principalpoop: hehehe
Principalpoop: oops hehe hehe
Tweenybird: Good Mary Chapin Carpenter song...
Hemlock Stones: tongjes and everything Honey ?
Merlyn: swing my partner, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood swings Merlyn's partner.
Honey2: well no tongjes
Principalpoop: loosners
Honey2: but everything else
Principalpoop: no tongue?
Hemlock Stones: thats japanese for tongues Honey
Honey2: ah so
Principalpoop: i thought it was a chinese city
Merlyn: no tongs in japan?
Hemlock Stones: but there are some Fongs
Dexter Fong: FOngs very much
Merlyn: Carl LaFong!
Honey2: don't mess with the fongs in tongs
Principalpoop: ahhh, super AC
Tweenybird: Nope, just ladels
Merlyn: do fongs in tongs wear long jongs?
Tweenybird: Thranks a marillion, clem :-)
Hemlock Stones: without the Sword of Fong i could never have made it to Level 29 of Final Fantasy
Tweenybird: No sweat, clem. I can listen anytime
Honey2: thranks Clem :)
Principalpoop: and the bongs and gongs and songs and ponce de leons
Tweenybird: Just wanted people to hear Cat's work
Dexter Fong: Stones: Did you reach the Happy Endings Level?
Hemlock Stones: didnt Burt Bacharack write that one
Principalpoop: a climax yet stones?
Dexter Fong: Gnight Clem and god bless also
Hemlock Stones: i reached the endings Fong but it wasnt too happy
Principalpoop: thank you ah, clem and glad you have gotten out from under the weather
Hemlock Stones: Thank you once again Clem
Merlyn: john shelby spong vs. carl lafong
Principalpoop: you too bambi
Honey2: thanks clem and keep on getting better
Principalpoop: and most of all, King Root
Tweenybird: Well, it been more than amuzing folks. Thanks for your company. Until last time, again...
Principalpoop: thank you mister tween, sir tween
||||||||| Tweenybird hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Tweenybird?! It's 11:49 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Tweeny< remember to keep your thumb on your calendae
Principalpoop: me too fong
Dexter Fong: Everybody must get thumbed
Principalpoop: summer time summer time sum sum summertime
Hemlock Stones: you hit it on the nail there Dexter
Principalpoop: hot fun in the summer fun
knod: thanks ah ,clem and Bambi
Principalpoop: toad away
Dexter Fong: Well Dear Friends, I am outta here..Peace out as they say in the Taiwanese Sweat shops
Principalpoop: have a super week fong
ah,clem: good night all
Merlyn: me too, see you next week
Merlyn: should have a new rev. barnstormer clip fairly soon up on the site too
||||||||| 11:52 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Honey2: nite clem see ya dex you too merl
Principalpoop: all busses now departing, for toulouse, tootight and justright
Honey2: adios amigos
||||||||| Merlyn is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:52 PM.
Principalpoop: ciaoo and bisous honey
Hemlock Stones: plays some Charlie Parker
Principalpoop: is he one of the parker brothers stones?
Hemlock Stones: well your either on the bus or under it i suppose
Principalpoop: or running behind, or standing at the bus stop watching it go
Hemlock Stones: before he started playing he used to be the chaufeur for Lady Penelope in Thunderbirds
Hemlock Stones: or just reading the timetable on a website Poop
Honey2: thunderbirds are GO
Principalpoop: ahh penelope, she had a nice calliope
Hemlock Stones: Roger that Virgil
Principalpoop: i get the urge with virg
Hemlock Stones: his acting is a bit wooden Poop but he could get a real woody without even trying
Principalpoop: not al gore stiff, he could pound nails
Principalpoop: as they say
Hemlock Stones: Algore Trout, i remember him
Principalpoop: i got that al gore rhythm, the formula to win
Principalpoop: ahh, did you realize what site I was talking about honey?
Honey2: actually, no
Principalpoop: http://www.videostored.com/
Principalpoop: they have added about 100 since stones told us
Honey2: oh no not that old video come back to haunt me
Principalpoop: cool
Principalpoop: blade runner in spanish was a hoot
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| knod - dead from measles
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: hooooo honey, the old videos again, hoooooo
Hemlock Stones: Monty Python in Latvian was a disappointment
Principalpoop: i did not try it
Principalpoop: i love time bandits, I have no idea why
Honey2: it was interesting in the african clicking tongue language
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Hemlock Stones: wake up Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up.
Principalpoop: click click honey hehe
Honey2: i liked buckaroo bonzai in the 8th dimension
Principalpoop: i love that film
Principalpoop: is that there?
Honey2: he wasn't bad in the 4th 5th 6th and 7th either
Principalpoop: i have the theme song somewhere
Honey2: i have not seen it poop but they should add it for sure
Principalpoop: yeppers
Honey2: i mean i have seen it, but not there
Principalpoop: innocent voices was challenging
Principalpoop: bad boy something, bizarre film
Principalpoop: australian, weird
Principalpoop: i recommend it hehe
Honey2: cool
Principalpoop: fantastic planet, a classic
Honey2: yes i have that on video poop
Principalpoop: i must have watched that stoned 5-10 times at theatres
Principalpoop: i do too hehe
Honey2: heh its one worth owning
Principalpoop: the french one right? not the id thing on another planet, that is a classic too
Honey2: yes the french one
Principalpoop: oki
Principalpoop: the other was, ahh forbidden planet
Honey2: yes i remember thatone hahaha
Principalpoop: the man with the diamond arm was a hoot
Principalpoop: a russian film, trying to be 60s hip film lool
Hemlock Stones: join us on skype Poop its easier than typing
Honey2: lol
Principalpoop: i get addicted but ok ok
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey2: i like mst3k when they get a hold of a goofy movie or cult classic
Principalpoop: honey is away and you are offline
Principalpoop: 2rien
Principalpoop: voecais
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Honey2: ciao bellos
||||||||| Honey2 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Honey2 exits at 1:07 AM.
Principalpoop: ciaooo
Hemlock Stones: byee for now
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves at 1:07 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: night night
||||||||| Principalpoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Principalpoop exits at 1:08 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
Hemlock Stones
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"