A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 06, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Firebroiled', just granted probation at 6:24 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Firebroiled: The True White Brother is coming home. Remember what the Great Spirit said? If we did what we were supposed to do, and lived according to The Plan, White Brother would finish his work in the East and come back to us.
Firebroiled: Gee, I hope not !!!
||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 6:25 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (7:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with fireSign Theatre" at about 9 pm eastern time'
||||||||| Around 7:46 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:53 PM, dragging The Electrician by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
The Electrician: Thanks a lot, you old goat. I'm no surfer - I'm Nobody's Sweetheart!
The Electrician: Has anyone seen my Tube? Damn that Stones!
||||||||| The Electrician leaves to catch the 7:56 PM train to Illinois.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:56 PM and The Electrician sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
The Electrician: Hellannoyed? Save your volts, dolts!
||||||||| The Electrician rushes off, saying "7:58 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Poker Kcin steps in at 8:43 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Poker Kcin: Oh no!
Poker Kcin: nick neve
||||||||| Outside, the 8:49 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving NickTweenger coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
NickTweenger: olleH?
NickTweenger: Hmm, not working
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's catherwydd, just back from Hellmouth."
catherwydd: I must be on time
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 8:58 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:58 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: I see nothing
llanwydd: hey cat
llanwydd: hey cat
cease: thats what bush wants you to see
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem in through the front door at 8:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
NickTweenger: Hey LL, Cat
llanwydd: he would be pleased
NickTweenger: Yo dere clem
cease: hey llan, anyone else who is or isnt here
cease: tweeny
llanwydd: hey clem
cease: do we get cni tonight?
llanwydd: what are you playing tonight, clem?
||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Poker Kcin - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ah,clem: hi all, a bit late, got distracted by some crazy people in cni chat, lol
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:00 PM, dragging Mudhead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
cease: who was poker nick?
Mudhead: <--- no vouchers
NickTweenger: Who you callin' a crazy dummy?
ah,clem: big broadcast, how can you be and red shift
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 06, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
NickTweenger: Kewl :-)
Mudhead: Hi all
cease: red snhift again? you should play Neal Amid, my fave and Austin's best vocal work on my projects
llanwydd: the only one of those that I have is 2 Places. Please let me know when it comes on
cease: yesterday was the anniversary of On the Road being published. if neal were alive today, he'd love to hear Neal Amid i'm sure
cease: you heard about the aussie tv comedy show crashing the g8 summit?
cease: sounds something like a Very Young firesign theatre might try
cease: if egged on by Paul Krassner
NickTweenger: Red Schnifter?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Fong in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Mudhead: Thats a way to get shot
llanwydd: hey Dex!
NickTweenger: Haven't listened to Amid yet. Will keep that in mind
cease: hey dex
NickTweenger: Fong
Dexter Fong: Howdy Fellow Travelers
cease: i was watching Simon Schama's Power of Art on pbs last week and the last show was about Rothko
cease: not that i have any tolerance for modern art but i was intrigued by this art hanging in the 4 Seasons restaurant. do you know if its still there, dex?
cease: if so, might be a destination for my next trip to NY
cease: it was hung 50 years ago
llanwydd: do you get to NY often, Cat?
Mudhead: Stop here when ya visit cat
cease: ah the big broadcast
cease: i was there in 05, my frirst trip there since 64
cease: but i want to go to egypt and nyc is sort of on the way
Mudhead: xlnt
Mudhead: please let me know
Mudhead: we can dine
cease: yes there are people i failed to visit on my last trip. principally Klow in rhode island
Mudhead: together
cease: where are you, mud?
Mudhead: New London, CT
cease: i failed to visit one of the chat folks in washington dc when i was there
cease: oh ct, doc and lili live there.
Mudhead: yes
Mudhead: about 50 min away
cease: id like to meet as many people as possible before i dissappear into the pyramid's ever widening hole
llanwydd: I've lived very near connecticut but have spent very little time there
Dexter Fong: Cat: Important!!Do not give the thumbs up sign when in Egypt...It is considered extremely naughty
Mudhead: well, come on down anytime
cease: Fumiyo is suggesting I go in Jan or Feb but parents location is still uncertain
cease: may have to wait til jan 09
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| catherwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
NickTweenger: Rather like the middle finger here, I would imagine
Mudhead: you do?
Dexter Fong: I don't know how yah do it, Nick
cease: another roto router ref
cease: i'd forgotten this one. a major theme in the clark wintergreeen show
cease: they got a lot of use out of hollywood madhouse
llanwydd: testing
Dexter Fong: passing
NickTweenger moves away from Dex
Mudhead: ull his finger
Dexter Fong: Don't squeeze me
Dexter Fong: Nice hand for Ossman
||||||||| wake enters at 9:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Dexter Fong: Hi wake
NickTweenger takes no-doze
cease: did we lose Sleep?
wake: Hello folks.
Dexter Fong: Nino indicates wake is in Singapore
NickTweenger: Evening, wake
ah,clem: yes, Dave did some good work on this
cease: Disneyland with the Death Penalty, as wm. gibson called it
wake: My node is in S'pore.
wake: I have a code in my node.
Dexter Fong: Gesundheit
Mudhead: Yur Welcome
wake: I am actually in Thailand.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'boney', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
wake: Thanks Dex.
Dexter Fong: Hey boney
NickTweenger: Hey Boney
cease: hi bone
Dexter Fong: Wake: You were here a couple weeks ago, yes?
wake: Pavarotti RIP
boney: No man is an island, Wake
boney: Except for Paul Simon
NickTweenger: Good one, Bone
wake: Yeah... a couple weeks ago. It's 8AM Friday here.
cease: i thought he was a rock
Mudhead: He was a large man, but not an island
Dexter Fong: TGIF
boney: No man is an atoll doesn't have quite the right ring to it
boney: Ask not for whom the Wake atoll
Dexter Fong: Ask rather for who
Mudhead: What frequency?
wake: Nobikini atoll--------> very popular place.
NickTweenger: Daily
boney: Wake atoll for you
Dexter Fong: I don't worry about atoll, I've got easy pass
boney: You get it
Mudhead: I need a hall pass
wake: Monty Hall???
wake: Let's make a ceasar salad!
NickTweenger: Monty Hall's Revenge?
boney: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wake_Island
wake: Romain in your seats.
Mudhead: Get this egg off me
wake: I meant "lettuce" make a ceasar salad.
NickTweenger: Egg on your face again, Mudhead?
NickTweenger: I'll bring the Chavez sauce
boney: all we ask it that you lettuce do it your way
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:28 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Dexter Fong: For those listening to CNI, this musical number (Stairway to Paradise) is being sung by Lance Loud of that PBS special about his family, kinda first reality show
Merlyn: hay people
Mudhead: hi M
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
boney: all Opera web browsers are officially in mourning
Merlyn: hello all
cease: merl
NickTweenger: It was also featured in Aviator - the movie about Hughes
NickTweenger: lol boney
NickTweenger: Lo dere Merlyn
Merlyn: I'll be away from keyboard on & off tonight
Merlyn: starting now for a bit
cease: dex, you know if the rothko paintings are still hanging in the 4 seasons restaurant?
Mudhead: wait
Dexter Fong: We'll time you Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Cat: I don't know
wake: Open a window and let some aria in here.
cease: google probably knows
cease: rothko said he wanted to give rich people indigestion
NickTweenger: US Google - we have your information. All of it...
Dexter Fong: Yahoo!!
wake: Give me liberty or give me indigestion.
cease: this reminds me of this weeks tom the dancing bug comic
cease: which seems very much based on the young tom edison prototype
cease: for those of you who dont read Salon daily
NickTweenger: The dancing bug is very funny
cease: on the unwiseness of counting on a kid to save the world
llanwydd: I see I'm going grey
Dexter Fong: No play for Mister Gray
llanwydd: np: premiata forneria marconi
Dexter Fong: Is that iwth a bolgnese sauce ?
||||||||| Elayne tiptoes in around 9:37 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Mudhead: hi E
Dexter Fong: Hey E!
cease: and speaking of comics, here's El
boney: Elayne
Elayne: Were you speaking of comics, then? I'd better check the log.
NickTweenger: Hi Elayne
cease: tom the dancing bug, very similar to young tom edison. ruben bolling i think
llanwydd: evening, elayne
cease: particualrly this week's episode
Elayne: Ah, Ruben Bolling. Yes, I know his work.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 9:39 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
Elayne: Hey Bubba!
Mudhead: hai BB
Bubba's Brain: Dave Thomas things Del Close was in the Firesign Theatre.
boney: Bub
cease: http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2007/09/06/boll/
NickTweenger: Evenin', Hoosierman
cease: bub
cease: dave thomas thinks that? he should know better
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Dave Thomas from SCTV?
Bubba's Brain: Is that like Jokerman, Tween?
cease: though i would be surprised if they werent acquainted
ah,clem: ...
Bubba's Brain: Yes... just saw it -- about half way down on this article http://movies.ign.com/articles/035/035849p1.html
cease: he was on tv the other day, bob and doug mackenzies 24th anniversary
Elayne: Well, he's a Canadian, what do you expect...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give everyone a beer and some back bacon
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a beer and some back bacon.
Elayne: Catherwood, pass around the toques.
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Elayne
Elayne takes a toque (I'll bet she does).
Bubba's Brain: Thanks, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
NickTweenger: lol E
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
llanwydd: so you guys let me know when the big broadcast goes off so I can cue up 2 Places, ok?
cease: im ssurprised dave thought that.
cease: i got lots of tuques. thankfully dont need em often in van
NickTweenger: I'll bet she does, nod nod wink wink
boney: Catherwood, bring every Windows browser some zombie bot spam
||||||||| Catherwood gives every windows browser some zombie bot spam.
cease: maybe close was on stage with them if they did a show in chicago or something
Dexter Fong: Ummmm! artificial brains
cease: i know thye've had lots of guests
Dexter Fong: Chris Guess for one
llanwydd: I just tried to click on the cni link above and got a message reading "cannot open this file"
boney: tastes like pork
Dexter Fong: llan: You still using Web TV?
llanwydd: sure am, dex
llanwydd: well, now it's called msntv2
Dexter Fong: Suspect WTV doesn't have the capability to get CNI
Elayne: Dang, I was hoping to stay longer but I think I'm going to collapse.
Elayne: Next week, all.
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:47 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Mudhead: night E
ah,clem: catherwood, please give everyone a lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a lovely beverage.
Dexter Fong: Bye E
llanwydd: how long is "the big broadcast"?
NickTweenger: Speaking of spam, Bambi told me about these guys. An excellent spam filter - Spamfire 2 - Protection & Revenge: http://www.matterform.com/mac_software/spam_email_filter/
Bubba's Brain: Oh what a beautiful beverage!
Dexter Fong: Album is maybe about an hour total
cease: by el
boney: Nite
llanwydd: cool, dex
Dexter Fong: solid, Jackson
ah,clem: re- time 69:10 in all for the big broadcast
Dexter Fong: 'bout an hour plus or minus 15%
ah,clem :)
NickTweenger: This album was marketed?
ah,clem: 70:10 (I cannot add tonight) but I was close
ah,clem: not that I know of, ask Cat
Dexter Fong: 'bouy an hour plus or minus 15.65%
cease: this was one of fred's projects
cease: if you call that marketing
Dexter Fong: Nick: Far as I know, it was only offered by Freditor
boney: Did someone say the F word?
Dexter Fong: On the radio show, boney?
NickTweenger: Who is seriously in the dog hose these days, apparently
Bubba's Brain: The camera's brother is an illiterate F-word.
ah,clem: given that this will be the last airing, enjoy
boney: Thanks for your comment, you little jerk
Dexter Fong: Yeah! And you're drafted
ah,clem: and my apologies to the 4 or 5, I did not know
boney: I'm the Lord's willing vessel
boney: His tug-of-war
cease: have you been asked not to play any of fred's products, clem?
Dexter Fong: well, Clem: Fred was apparently given the okay to release this product as only ossman and Austin were the FST contingent
boney: toy boat
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:59 PM and Hemlock Stones bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: i think merl would know
cease: stones
Dexter Fong: Hey Hem
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
||||||||| 9:59 PM: PureHoney Sanchez jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Hemlock Stones: Hi Cease, Fong, Boney, Clem Mud, Bubba et al
cease: this sounds like an outgrowth of Exorcism in your daily life
ah,clem: thank grid, it's Mr. Stones, he will solve this mystery
cease: hi honey
Dexter Fong: PurimHoney
boney: tugboat of war
llanwydd: Hi PHSanchez
Mudhead: Hai Honey
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: what mystery can i solve for you Clem
NickTweenger: Mzzzz Sanchez...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood please get it on and strike a gong
||||||||| Catherwood brings it on and strike a gong.
NickTweenger: Hail and well met, Stones...
Dexter Fong: Bring it Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands it.
boney: Richardson didn't have much chance of getting past the millions of Christian fundamentalists in this country, anyway
Hemlock Stones: the Hail has gone now Tweenger but it could sleet any time
Dexter Fong: Why this has been handeled
Dexter Fong: Put it Bach
boney: PTL
Dexter Fong: File it under Moe's Art
NickTweenger: Iceburgs on the Thames?
Hemlock Stones: not yet Tween but soon maybe
llanwydd: brb
Dexter Fong: oko
Hemlock Stones: next time i try to cross the big pond i will avoid the ship and take the3 burg
PureHoney Sanchez: yono
cease: phil austin as paul harvey
Dexter Fong: stan 3burg
PureHoney Sanchez: and now.............page 2
NickTweenger: Another benefit of global warming - iceburg transport!
PureHoney Sanchez: please bring me a chocolate martini, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets PureHoney Sanchez a chocolate martini.
PureHoney Sanchez: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hemlock Stones: your feeling better Clem
Hemlock Stones: ?
Dexter Fong: Loud and CLEAR
Hemlock Stones: ouch, that was loud Fong
||||||||| principlepoop steps in at 10:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Yeah!!=)
PureHoney Sanchez: hola pp
Hemlock Stones: welcome Sir Poop
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
NickTweenger: Hey Poop
principlepoop: Yaaawan, Ah it was Fong that woke me
Mudhead: hiya PP
Hemlock Stones: see what you have done now fong
principlepoop: hi all,
cease: poop
principlepoop: officer midnight, save me
ah,clem: too depressed about other issues to feel bad Stones, if you can call that an improvement
boney: We're principled
NickTweenger: Sorry to hear that clem :-(
cease: firesign is best antidepressant i know of
Hemlock Stones: i know that feeling only too well clem
Merlyn: Thunderstorm going through, I think I'm going to turn off my computer for a bit. I'll be on later...
Merlyn runs out
||||||||| "10:09 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principlepoop: oops, I've been down so god damn long, that it looked like up to me
PureHoney Sanchez: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee merlyn
Hemlock Stones: see ya later Merlyn
NickTweenger: The cure for what ale's ya ;-)
boney: The Daily Show is a topical antidepressant
boney: Nite
Mudhead: not lately
Hemlock Stones: sounds like you had the blues real bad Poop
cease: then you can marry joan baez's sister
NickTweenger: Not a bad Doors tune
principlepoop: ahh thanks,I could not remember who sang that, not the archies
cease: bone
boney: cease
NickTweenger: Need to restart folks - biab
||||||||| NickTweenger leaves to catch the 10:11 PM train to Texas.
PureHoney Sanchez: it was the title of a book first if i recall correctly
principlepoop: gloom despair and agony on me, ohhhh
Hemlock Stones: didnt Lightenin Hopkins do the original version ?
PureHoney Sanchez: hb tweenger
principlepoop: deep dark depression, excessive misery
boney: That's a Thomas Pynchon joke, I think
cease: yes, it was a novel by richard farina, husband of the more talented baez
cease: pycheon was a friend of his
PureHoney Sanchez: yeh
principlepoop: ifin it twernt for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Dexter Fong: and inventor of cereal
cease: i read a book about him recently called Positively 4th St.
||||||||| "10:12 PM? 10:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Donk should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Donk enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
boney: The wedding took place in the same small town where David Ossman attended college
PureHoney Sanchez: hiya donk hola senor
cease: refently as in past few years
cease: hi donk
principlepoop: hi donk
Dexter Fong: Hey Don K
Mudhead: hai donk
Donk: Hey All
principlepoop: ahhh the voice of ahhhh, clem
Dexter Fong: No thanks, make mine oats
principlepoop: it is good to hear that voice
PureHoney Sanchez: groat cakes for fong, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to PureHoney Sanchez and asks "Did you want me?"
boney: Tell me that you've seen a thousand wonders and your dorm is green
principlepoop: hehe imagines honey in the shower hehe
PureHoney Sanchez: oooooooh yes pant pant catherwood i want you now
||||||||| Catherwood hands you.
Dexter Fong: Honey: You wan't grat cakes, C-Wood is yer guy
cease: ah the great Clem voice
PureHoney Sanchez: lol
PureHoney Sanchez: thanks catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
principlepoop: sound is super, but I am mostly deeef
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, just what is your job
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
||||||||| Outside, the 10:15 PM bus from Texas pulls away, leaving NickTweenger coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
principlepoop: ahh, clem has mono? keep warm
PureHoney Sanchez: i am sure it is from staying up all night speaking le francais, poop!
Dexter Fong: wb tween
principlepoop: wb tween
Dexter Fong: cuase it's so hot it's on fire
PureHoney Sanchez: it sounds like stereo to me hmmmmmmm
PureHoney Sanchez: wb tweenger
principlepoop: tu as raison ma belle miel
Donk: hey Tween
cease: ah, canadian
principlepoop: gee, whiz
Dexter Fong: Have some more backbacon
NickTweenger: Good to be back
NickTweenger: Hi Don
principlepoop: look at that blue horse
principlepoop: I've seen this
cease: jack kerouac. i thought you were dead
Dexter Fong: Look at that embarrassed elephant coming out of the men's room in handcuffs
PureHoney Sanchez giggles at the imagery
principlepoop: jack kaopektate?
Dexter Fong: It's like a modern day Soft parade
cease: must be very big handcuffs
NickTweenger: Haven't read "On The Road" in 30 years. Should revisit it
PureHoney Sanchez: indeed, yes tweenger
principlepoop: charles kerault?
Dexter Fong: Cat: No, we just squeeze em tight
cease: a freind sent me link to slate article from yesterday
cease: interviews with one of kerouac's wives, neal's wife, and others
boney: Bring me a pink elephant, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands boney a pink elephant.
PureHoney Sanchez: ahhhhhhh like most law enforcement do good n tight
cease: i see theyve released the original ms of On the Road
Dexter Fong: Teach 'em a lesson dey desoive
principlepoop: nice feel
PureHoney Sanchez: hey keep yer hands where i can see em, poop
principlepoop: easy access
Dexter Fong: Hey Buddy! You gonna be in that stall a long time!!?
PureHoney Sanchez: non
NickTweenger: Just pulled my paperback copy a guy gave me in high school
principlepoop widens his stance
PureHoney Sanchez eyes widen
Dexter Fong: Would you care to stance?
cease: if there was no kerouac, there'd have been no Neal Amid
principlepoop: i could have stanced all night
boney: Kneel amidst?
Dexter Fong: I vogued all night
PureHoney Sanchez: hmmmmmmmm neal would have driven for someone anyone
Dexter Fong: Canadian eh?
cease: sanchez'd all night?
NickTweenger: Don't pick up that bar od soap, Poop ;-)
Mudhead: Neal! Stand up!
Donk: i saw a good documenary on Jean-Louis Lebris de Kerouac aka Jack a couple weeks ago, they had video of all those sessions he did with steve allen
Bubba's Brain: Hey all..... back and gone again. Cath needs the computer. Bye
Dexter Fong: Stand up! For your right to party!!
PureHoney Sanchez: oooooh i would have loved to see them, don k
principlepoop: night BB
PureHoney Sanchez: bye bubba hb
cease: is that the one with footage of him in quebec?
Bubba's Brain: Nytol
boney: Cath wants her brain back
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba
Mudhead: nite Bubba
cease: by bub
PureHoney Sanchez: or see ya next time
||||||||| 10:23 PM -- Bubba's Brain left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
NickTweenger: Bubba's in through the out door again..
principlepoop: wb cath, send BB to the store again
principlepoop: land of the fair ohs
Donk: i'm not sure, cease
Dexter Fong: I thought it was land of the Sparrows
NickTweenger: The fair oohs? Where's JP?
Dexter Fong: Spare hose, I mean
Mudhead: mmmm, good eatin them
PureHoney Sanchez: canada?
Donk: lol fong
principlepoop: hey hey, funs fun
PureHoney Sanchez: hosers
NickTweenger: Brother, can you spare a row?
Dexter Fong: I was a hoser for the Fire Department
principlepoop: a dime? or nickle bag
NickTweenger: Wasn't Gene Hackman in Hosers?
Donk: wasn't he nixons, vice president?
PureHoney Sanchez: is that a confession or the title of your next novel, fong?
Dexter Fong: They put the fire out then go to the nearest bar, who rolls up the hose, me!!]
principlepoop: Helen Gackmen
Hemlock Stones: i didnt know you wore hose Fong
PureHoney Sanchez: ooooooh the kind with the line up the back?
Dexter Fong: If it's good enough for Joe Namath it's good enough for me, Stones
PureHoney Sanchez fantasizes about fong in silk stockings
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:27 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
principlepoop: broadway joe
NickTweenger: He held the fishnet for the FD
Hemlock Stones: approaching too much information i think Fong
Merlyn: more storm, less drang
Dexter Fong: Honey: How about some nice mohair lederhosen?
NickTweenger: wb Merl
principlepoop: wb M
PureHoney Sanchez: und drang?
Merlyn: off-broadway joe
PureHoney Sanchez: that works too, fong
cease: less drang, more tang?
Dexter Fong: Drang and Sturm it Honey
Hemlock Stones: so its Dexter Thong next is it ?
principlepoop: sturm und drag, i saw them in vegas
cease: ah, there i go.
PureHoney Sanchez: lol
Dexter Fong: Stones: You saw next spring's collection!!
principlepoop: you go too far stones, i will have nightmares
boney: Catherwood, bring me a white elephant
||||||||| Catherwood gets boney a white elephant.
cease: you should get one from wake. he's in thailand
Dexter Fong: Catherwood please give everyone a red herring
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a red herring.
PureHoney Sanchez: they were the twin crossdressers who were attacked by their pet gerbils that went rampant i remember, poop
Hemlock Stones: now dont go lookin in the same catalogue that Fong uses, its full of shiny things Poop
Merlyn: well now I'm barking up the wrong tree
NickTweenger: lol Honey!
principlepoop: Fongs Thongs, a wedgie in every package
Dexter Fong: Poop: And batteries not included
boney: Catherwood, bring Ms. Sanchez a McGuffin
||||||||| Catherwood brings ms sanchez a mcguffin.
PureHoney Sanchez: yum, thatz good advertisin' poop
Hemlock Stones: our motto, You cant go wrong with a Thong !
principlepoop: not gerbils, it was hamsters
PureHoney Sanchez: oh yeh hamsters they got vicious on the crowd
cease: theyre in everybody's eggs
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give Senorita Sanchez an egg'amuffin
||||||||| Catherwood brings senorita sanchez an egg'amuffin.
NickTweenger: Catherwood, catch us a snook
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to NickTweenger and says "My ears are burning..."
principlepoop: have some syrup colonel
PureHoney Sanchez: catherwood bring me a reggaemuffin, please
||||||||| Catherwood gives PureHoney Sanchez a reggaemuffin.
Merlyn: Catherwood, bring me a ragamuffin
||||||||| Catherwood brings Merlyn a ragamuffin.
principlepoop: what makes america great?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood: Pass the *reggaemuffin to the left
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
NickTweenger: Catherwood, give everyone a snook fishing pole
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a snook fishing pole.
PureHoney Sanchez passes the muffin to fong
Merlyn: And now bring me a gamin, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings Merlyn a gamin.
boney: boogie on, reggae woman
cease: roxanne, dont put out your red muffin
Hemlock Stones: Technical question folks, anyone know much about Webcams and why they might not work ??
Merlyn: thank you mr maguffin
principlepoop: Catherwood, bring me a gamate
||||||||| Catherwood gets principlepoop a gamate.
ah,clem: long subject Stones
cease: we're always buda pest
NickTweenger: Catherwood please throw it back
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to NickTweenger and says "Stop typing gibberish, NickTweenger!"
PureHoney Sanchez: catherwood please send in the homunculus
||||||||| Catherwood sends in the homunculus.
boney: boo da pest
principlepoop: nome nome ole buddha woodha
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give everyone some hummuhs
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone some hummuhs.
Hemlock Stones: yes clem i know , but i have used one for three years in messenger, etc with no probs but now when i try to use it, it says its already in use ....
NickTweenger: Defnition of Budapest. A Buddhist person at a stoplight handing out leaflets
principlepoop: MI-5 is keeping an eye on you, it is already in use
PureHoney Sanchez: really it's serious he needs help now i am unable to see his great tits
boney: Memo to Hugh Heffner: I still masturbate several times a year
boney: Hefner
wake: back again... had to have a meeting there.
Dexter Fong: Tit enhancer's by Fong of Beverly Hills
boney: Heff for short
PureHoney Sanchez: wb wake
principlepoop: year? or day?
boney: year
NickTweenger: You're doing the Firesign chat in a conference room lol
principlepoop: no man is an island, except for wake
cease: have you heard the firesign riff on breasts
wake: ----> snarfs down hummus in huge gulps
cease: from Hour Hour
Dexter Fong: This is the Firesign conference taking place in a chat room
boney: mental masturbation once a week
cease: youre awake?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I have
NickTweenger: What is the sound of one hand jerking?
principlepoop: eating hummus, llan?
PureHoney Sanchez: mu
NickTweenger: I do so like Mr. Krassner ;-)
Mudhead: welll
Dexter Fong: Depends on what lubricant you use
principlepoop: i have a right arm like bjorn bjorg
boney: "I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied" - Elvis Costello
Donk: how'd we get to him?
wake: I am not the funeral gathering.
NickTweenger: lol P
principlepoop: we're bring the war back home
cease: better to be a guest
NickTweenger: You assimilate often, P?
Dexter Fong: than a visitor
PureHoney Sanchez: sing it sing it loud and clear, poop
cease: nairobi, mam. one of my fave firelines
wake: Or someone who has been sleeping...
PureHoney Sanchez: or what is behind the boat?
wake: I am the trail of water left behind a boat.
PureHoney Sanchez: aha i knew it!
principlepoop: often? like kramer I guess, i would lose the contest before i finish this sentence
Dexter Fong: that carried the troops that were lost at the bay of pigs
wake: you got it PHS
cease: boats piss?
boney: Was that a clone of Sacha Baron Cohen in Australia?
NickTweenger: (He's a Bjorg. He assimilates often)
principlepoop: don't make waves here
Dexter Fong: afkfr
principlepoop: no wake zone
NickTweenger: That's a really funny Seinfeld
PureHoney Sanchez: k hb dex
wake: as long as the boat is moving, that is.
principlepoop: I have found that resistance IS futile
NickTweenger: lol P
PureHoney Sanchez: it's electrical too, poop
Donk: good thing this isn't a "now wake" zone
wake: These day it has become a cliche, sadly enough.
NickTweenger: But how about capacitance?
principlepoop: shocking
Mudhead: oh, i see where this is leadin
wake: "In the wake of____________" fill in the blank.
principlepoop: yes yes
NickTweenger: Bernie Leadin?
Mudhead: for me, its leading towards my bed
principlepoop: wahkiki
boney: "A completely dissociative personality"... What a relief. Bill Maher is taking about Ronald Reagan, not me
NickTweenger: Sure hope you feel better, Mud...
Mudhead: ty Tweeny, everyday feelin stronger
principlepoop: all this talk of self abuse gave you evil thoughts mud?
NickTweenger: Ronnie Ray-Gun?
cease: sleep well, mud
ah,clem: lol Boney
principlepoop: good to hear mud
Mudhead: ty, g'night dear friends
NickTweenger: Kewl, Mud :-)
Donk: wow, i didn't even here ah clem, turn the record over
wake: They say it on the news about twenty times a day... that and "aftermath"
PureHoney Sanchez: nite mud
||||||||| "10:44 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
principlepoop: night mud
PureHoney Sanchez: oooooooh aftermath is one of my favorite words
NickTweenger: Trigonometry?
boney: "the broken homes, the broken bones, the total degradation of..."
PureHoney Sanchez: a wake is a kind of aftermath
principlepoop: it was english class as I recall
Dexter Fong: Colts 24, saints 10, 3:30 remaining in third period
PureHoney Sanchez: like in the wake of the storm
Dexter Fong: Night Muddie
principlepoop: you, the little guy
NickTweenger: Especially if it's after a flood
Donk: i went to a wake a few weeks ago, i guess it was an aftermath
Dexter Fong: or the still of the night
PureHoney Sanchez: yes wake of the flood was a good GD album
NickTweenger: Colts 24, Malt 45s 10
principlepoop: wake up little suzie wake up
cease: isnt scinece after math?
Dexter Fong: and the over/under is 40
NickTweenger: Honey got it
Donk: i prefer sunflower, but thats just me
NickTweenger: Everly Bros - worked with their band live in the 80's once
principlepoop: ahh nancy
wake: I don't like the reference to "troubled waters". A wake is happy water... your boat is sailing along in a peaceful sea.
boney: Awake
NickTweenger: The USS Carter? lol
principlepoop makes happy water
Dexter Fong: fleeing pirates from the straights of Sinatra
boney: Nite
cease: sounds like 6 Feet Under
||||||||| At 10:48 PM, boney hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Donk: GD channel premiers tomorrow at 12 eastern, on Sirius 32, 24/7 Dead, ,
principlepoop: night boney
PureHoney Sanchez: thanks don k
PureHoney Sanchez: i had heard that but forgot
Dexter Fong: Don: Great! you cna tune in, go away for awhile, come back and never miss anything
NickTweenger: (Princ P anoints Boney with his sword)
wake: fun is where the fair's at
Donk: cool, glad i could be helpful, that doesn't happen very often
principlepoop: gosh, I have never had it called a sword before, thanks
NickTweenger: You have your shoes inflated, wake?
Donk: lol fong
PureHoney Sanchez makes sure her shoes are inflated
Dexter Fong: Still doing the Dark Star medley
wake: I do.
cease: the old john carpenter flick?
cease: i loved the Dodgers ref in it
Dexter Fong: Honey: Stones is wearing a pair of inflatable he bought from my catelog
principlepoop: what next? Beatles channel? Bob Dylan channel
NickTweenger: Love the CSN live version of Dark Star. Stills impressed some Austin guitar players
wake: Isn't it amazing how prophetic some of the FST stuff was. Nike Air shoes
PureHoney Sanchez: yes its one of my favorite csn trax, too
Dexter Fong: Obsidian Door knockers, also available from my catelog
principlepoop: the whole obsidian section is disturbing fong
wake: Like Andy Warhol saying we would all be famous for 15 minutes...
cease: look at the knockers on that door
Dexter Fong: It's an obsidian C-section, that way the grain comes up
PureHoney Sanchez: indeed i never knew obsidion could be used on the body in so many ways labrets ear plugs etc
wake: Sure enough ---> shoes with air pumps in them came along.
Donk: i'm still waiting for my 15
Dexter Fong: and look at the size of that male slot
cease: i think they had read or been exposed to enough sf that when they envisioned a future, they tried to be prophetic
cease: i thought it was a ref to the big shoes clowns wear
PureHoney Sanchez: i don't think they had to try
principlepoop: was it george burns talking about putting an oyster in parking meter slot?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Think it was too
wake: They already have a Beatles channel in Japan, 24/7 John Paul George and Ringo.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Clam up about that cpaer
Dexter Fong: caper
NickTweenger: Amazing how FT is still amazing relevant
principlepoop: welcome, to the future
PureHoney Sanchez: catherwood please startle me
||||||||| Catherwood startles PureHoney Sanchez.
PureHoney Sanchez: oooh
principlepoop: cool wake
Donk: it's not that difficult to predict the future, if you're wrong, everyone will forget, if you're right they'll think you're a genius
cease: ossman's parents took him to a worlds fair and he's been dreaming of them ever since
Dexter Fong: Her husband Johnny? Johnny Fresno??
cease: also childhood fan of corwin and bradbury among others
cease: well put, donk.
cease: i think the lads give themselves too much credit for prophecy
NickTweenger: I predict we will elect a President who is an "outsider"
PureHoney Sanchez: catherwood roll a couple of bombers and just leave them there on the table
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear PureHoney Sanchez
Dexter Fong: Tween: Dat's me!! Lemme in! Lemme in!
PureHoney Sanchez: you mean an an alien, tweenger???
wake: world's fair..... When was the last time we had one of those? 1980s???
Hemlock Stones: how about electing Hugo Chavez, hes definately an outsider
cease: thre was one in nagoya last year
PureHoney Sanchez: i would vote for him!
cease: there's goonna be on in shanghai soon
Donk: i predict we'll have 1000 terebyte hard drives in 5 years and 1000 gig flash memory, hey i could be right
NickTweenger: An alien? You mean from Glendale?
Dexter Fong: Don't buy grapes till Chavez is elected
PureHoney Sanchez: or van nuys perhaps.....
PureHoney Sanchez: lol dex
cease: a van nuys worlds fair?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with drmatt close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule.
wake: Really??? A World's Fair? In Japan?
PureHoney Sanchez: hello dr
NickTweenger: Or drink sangria
cease: i must have dreamt of such things when i lived in van nuys
Dexter Fong: Hello Doctor
principlepoop: hello drmatt
drmatt: Good Evening....
cease: yes. my friend got a job as tour guid there
Dexter Fong: Are you operating?
PureHoney Sanchez: i have a pain right here when i do this........can you help me?
drmatt: The doctor is in....
principlepoop: give me something for my cough
Merlyn: hey matt
Donk: what ever happened to worlds fairs, must be that damn terrorism thing
cease: canada bragged about its pavillion endlessly on the local news
drmatt: The doctor is operating
principlepoop: don't do that honey
NickTweenger: lol Honey
Dexter Fong: Honey Dont do that, let me do it to you
Donk: hey Dr
PureHoney Sanchez: yeah i completely forgot about world fairs
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Outside, the 11:01 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: there was one in lisbon in the late 90s. when we visited Lisbon in 02, there was a section of the city that was a legacy of the fair. very impressive
principlepoop: hi doctec
Merlyn: two doctors, no waiting
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc, meet Doctor Matt, he's operating
NickTweenger: Hey Doc
doctec: can't stay long, very tired, long day today, longer day coming up tomorrow
cease: and speaking of docs....
drmatt: Purely technicle reasons...
Dexter Fong: YOu can close for him
wake: HEY I gotta go. It's been luvly tho. I'll try and be back next week.
PureHoney Sanchez: last one i remembered was the one in seattle
principlepoop: doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor
Donk: i went to the nyc worlds fair in 64? and the new orleans worlds fair
Dexter Fong: Thanks for dropping by wake
PureHoney Sanchez: bye wake have a good week see ya next time
drmatt: or is that testical reasons?
NickTweenger: Well, glad to see you Doc
principlepoop: you will leave a wake wake
Merlyn: ok wake
doctec: thanks
cease: doc was supposed to put up some pix i sent him from lisbon on the Traveling Ishikawas part of www.seemreal.com
Hemlock Stones: ok Wake see ya then
Merlyn: you make Nino expand his map
cease: new orleans had a worlds fair?
drmatt: bye bye and buy bonds
NickTweenger: Matt, if it goes in, it must come out
doctec: oh dear - sorry cat
cease: has barry retired?
doctec: i assume these are pix you sent me long ago
doctec: i'm sure i have them in my archive
Dexter Fong: Tween: 'cept for these sponges
drmatt: Ahh yes, the old motor operated pushover...
wake: )()(()()()(()(()))()))( <------ wake's wake
cease: you stopped after france. most of the spain and portugal pix never got uploaded
principlepoop: what I am doing in fresno?
cease: what is anybody doing in fresno?
doctec: i will have to retrieve them from my email archive
||||||||| "Hey wake!" ... wake turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:03 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
drmatt: must be in 2 places at once
principlepoop: where is fresno?
cease: i thought maybe you were scheming of a new way to present the pix, doc
cease: hi matt
principlepoop: but I am not anyplace at all
cease: 4mat? 6mat?
drmatt: Hi
Dexter Fong: hi drmatt
cease: its the land that austin never forgot
drmatt: well, the wife is screaming, it must be bed time!!!
drmatt: for the kids...
doctec: it's weird, i could've sworn i got those done
Dexter Fong: Or an intruder
doctec: it will have to look at what's on the site
drmatt: Must get on the funway, peace
cease: you married a screaming bed?
principlepoop: aliens
cease: that must be werid
doctec: i may have got them uploaded but never set them up properly
Dexter Fong: Night drmatt
principlepoop: bye drmatt, come back soon
NickTweenger: Dorian Earl Grey?
drmatt: hmmmm, now there is a thought
doctec: am on downstairs pc, will relocate upstairs now - brb
||||||||| doctec is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:05 PM.
cease: did you get Miharu and Miki youtube thing today doc?
drmatt: I will, great place.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:05 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Bambi: hello
Donk: does dry ice melt?
NickTweenger: Hey Bambi
Bambi: Hello, Dear Friends!
cease: hi bambi
principlepoop: i vouch for her catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores principlepoop
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
Merlyn: it evaporates, Donk
Donk: hey Bambi
Dexter Fong: Hi bambi, been awhile
principlepoop: wait wait I remember that, it sublimates or something like that
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "11:06 PM and late as usual, it's doctec, just back from Milford."
Dexter Fong: Honey has had to satisfy all our urges
Donk: yes it does
doctec: ok back
PureHoney Sanchez: hola senora bambi :=)
principlepoop kiss bambi
PureHoney Sanchez: wb doc
Bambi: Hi Cat, Dex, Don, drmatt, Stones, Merlyn Tweeny, princep, Honey, and of course, ah,clem :-)
principlepoop: that was fast doc
Bambi: hey doc
doctec: i will poke around on seemreal & see what the deal-i-o is with the spain/portugal pix
Bambi: how's Milford doc? ;-)
Donk: you could have just said hi everyone, bambi :)
principlepoop: be gentle doc, and wear a glove
Dexter Fong: Isn't Milford Milhouse's brother on the simpsons
doctec: milford is just fine
Bambi: yeah, I could have Don, but it wouldn't have been as personal :-)
NickTweenger: If a bit disconnected
principlepoop: BJ on mash was from milford
cease: did you get Miki mp4 doc?
cease: the latest youtubery
Dexter Fong: poop: BJ? Wrong chat
NickTweenger: But when he wasn't drinking mash he was from SF
principlepoop: mp4??? oh no, not a new one again....
Dexter Fong: The mash was okay but the aftermath was great
principlepoop: beforebiology
Bambi: very warm up stairs ... very humid tonight here in VA
doctec: cat: i haven't popped my email box since i left work at 6:30
doctec: so it's probably there waiting for me
cease: how goes work?
Dexter Fong: humid here too Bambi
NickTweenger: They did the Mash...
NickTweenger: The Monster Mash
doctec: my laptop is in my bag (i take it to work every day)
doctec: work is overwhelmingly challenging
principlepoop: it was a, no, I won't say it
doctec: i feel like the queen in alice
doctec: running as fast as i can to stay in one place
principlepoop: courage doc
cease: i hope more challenging than overwhelming
PureHoney Sanchez: poop what are you doing in that hole of a town, fresno???
NickTweenger: They gave you something to challenge your talents, eh?
Bambi: mp4 = non DRM encumbered Apple iTunes type of audio file ...does a nice job
Dexter Fong: Doc and telling everybody to take off they're shirts and blouses...off with their tops
principlepoop: i got lost on the wrong freeway, I meant to take the antelope
NickTweenger: Not always a bad thing ;-)
principlepoop: at least you know it is doable, keep doing
Bambi: I have a few of them from iTunes Plus (non-DRM-encumbered) ... quite nice! Course I translate them to mp3s for listening on all my devices/computer OSes.
NickTweenger: Well, it time for me to hit the sake, er sack. Everybody have a great week :-)
cease: you got the wrong deer
Dexter Fong: Poop: Be sure to stop in at Johnny Fresno's joint
||||||||| At 11:13 PM, NickTweenger vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
PureHoney Sanchez: yes spin that straw into gold everyday and you've got it made, doc
cease: if you tell us to, we will
Hemlock Stones: ok Tween take care
principlepoop: i have no ipod type things
principlepoop: don't talk about me ahh, clem, I go mental, oops already am
principlepoop: night tween
Dexter Fong: Night tween, I'm away next week
Bambi: bummer, Tween already hit the hay
Hemlock Stones: Yo Clemster
Bambi: have a great night Tween
Bambi: Clem doesn't have my monitor on ...
principlepoop: coon done?
cease: kundun, i saw you standing on luna, you were grilling a tuna
Bambi: how's every little thing across the pond Stones?
PureHoney Sanchez: hey clem, stones is a great escort :=)
Donk: too muc mercury in tuna
Hemlock Stones: well i cannot see the very littlest things cos my eyes are not what they were, but the slightly larger things are ok
Bambi says I'll take two! (grilled tuna)
principlepoop: I'll wear your monitor bambi, if you are in to that kind of thing
Bambi: No mercs, no mercs ... oops, that was no nukes, no nukes...
Bambi: lol princep
principlepoop: oops wrong chat
doctec: i take a seven and a half
ah,clem: well, glad you all could listen, after this album I will be toad away, be well all
PureHoney Sanchez passes her monitor lizard to poop here wear him for a while
principlepoop: don't grill it, just put it with mayo on white bread
Donk: thanks ah clem, enjoyed the show
PureHoney Sanchez: you too clem........take it ez and get better!
Donk: yuck, poop
principlepoop: wonderful hearing your voice again and that you guys are doing better, my best to root
Hemlock Stones: poops got the monitor in a vertical hold
Bambi: how's Cat and Canada doing?
cease: is that hold legal?
principlepoop: a lizard in a vertical hold
cease: cat and canada?
cease: my new comedy team?
PureHoney Sanchez: in pro wrestling it is
Hemlock Stones: only if the monitor consents Cease
Bambi: unless you are chatting from Japan that is ;-)
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drmatt - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: no ive been back a month now
cease: got back aug 9 and came right to chat
PureHoney Sanchez: dang there went the dr an me with no health insurance sigh
cease: i'm gradually editing the interviews i did there and posting them on my daughter's site with help from doctec
Dexter Fong: The operation was a success, the patient lived and the doctor died
Bambi: the security is getting weird in this country (especially on ferries within an hour of two bridges which are unsecured...
principlepoop: almost back a month already? no no, stop playing with the calender
Bambi: kewl Cat!
PureHoney Sanchez: everything is getting weird here bambi
Dexter Fong: Bambi: They make you get off and swim?
principlepoop: i have to report you for saying that bambi
principlepoop: you too honey
Bambi: yes, time does seem to be speeding right along princep
Dexter Fong: Poop: I have to report you for your slow response
PureHoney Sanchez: haha dex
principlepoop: not if I report you first fong
Dexter Fong: I filed my reoport yesterday
PureHoney Sanchez: i have already reported you all muahahahahaha
cease: there goes doc
cease: sounds like he went down a hole
Dexter Fong: where?
Bambi: they won't take your actoins for 'yes' you consent ... really irriating ... created a sign that I am going to put in the window ... YES, I am familiar with the Screening ... YES, I submit to the Screening. That way I don't have to talk to them!
principlepoop: rats, with all the points I already have, I am headed to gitmo
Dexter Fong: Igtmo fashion at fongs of beverly hill
principlepoop: make sure you stop where they say, or they can shoot you
PureHoney Sanchez: famous for creating the "Fong Thong"
Hemlock Stones: Hey you, stop where you are so i can shoot you
Dexter Fong: That was apparently an order
doctec: no, just distracted - looking thru hard drive archives for my work on cat's trav ishikawa stuff
PureHoney Sanchez: yer flag decal wont get you into heaven anymore
principlepoop: acted in a suspicious manner
Dexter Fong: Honey: Will it get me into the green zone?
PureHoney Sanchez: you can try it, fing
Dexter Fong: and for all the caps
PureHoney Sanchez: fong
Dexter Fong: fing is good
principlepoop: dry your hair before you leave the house, don't go out with your hair wrapped in a towel
Bambi: the idiot at VDOT said they do require you to 'say' YES that you submit ... to protect them in court ... so they are more concerned about idiots who may sue them, than the frustration they cause to residents who must use the ferry unless they want to double their time and gas on the road. :-(
Dexter Fong: A little somefing
Dexter Fong: Nudge Nudge
Dexter Fong: wink wink
doctec: well, no sign of having done the work on the spain/lisbon pix - but i do still have all cat's emails w/the pix in my archive
doctec: damn, coulda sworn...
Dexter Fong: Go ahead and swear doc, you'll fell better by dingy
principlepoop: ahh bambi, eat some raw garlic before you talk to them
doctec: i think, cat, you sent the spain/lisbon stuff when lili had to go back into the hospital with the lung problem she developed back then - oct 2006
doctec: that's probably why that got lost in the shuffle
cease: thats is likely, doc
cease: i still have the emails
doctec: i have them too
cease: shall i resend?
Bambi: The Coast Guard only requires that they randomly do the Screening. VDOT decided to require you to SAY you submit, even though there are TWO SIGNS that you have to pass that says if you get on the dock to get on the ferry that you submit to the random screening
Dexter Fong: My i-tunes got lost in the shuffle
Hemlock Stones: so not all bad news then Fong
Bambi: lol Dex
principlepoop: put empty packages marked bombs and anthrax and guns in the back seat, watch their eyes
Dexter Fong: Sauseach hizown
PureHoney Sanchez: by submitting to the random screening does that mean a body cavity search>
PureHoney Sanchez: ?????
Dexter Fong: Poop: Watch their guns
Dexter Fong: Honey: Planning a road trip?
PureHoney Sanchez: not on that ferry!!!
Bambi: LOL not likely unless you give them probable cause I guess LOL
cease: good show about egypt on pbs now
Dexter Fong: We prefer the term alternate life style boat
PureHoney Sanchez wonders what probable cause might be
principlepoop: hehe wink at them hehe
ah,clem: no they just look in the car trunk, nothing personal
Dexter Fong: "Hey Charlie, she looks hot...let's strip search her."
PureHoney Sanchez: no no no no
Bambi: don't plan any on any ferry Honey...The Coast Guard is requiring these random searches on all ferries subject to Maritime rules
Dexter Fong: "Maybe she's wearing a Fong of Beverly Hills outfit
PureHoney Sanchez: violate my rights i dont think so
cease: ah, good to hear tiny's voice
principlepoop: tie up a life sized doll and throw it in the trunk, they have a boring job...
PureHoney Sanchez: lol poop
Dexter Fong: Violate my rights but lay offa my private cavities
PureHoney Sanchez: unless they have a proper dentist screening no one checks my cavities
doctec: ok cat have a reminder to work on the ti stuff on my desktop's desktop
Dexter Fong: Poop: Where do you live..I ask because I wanna stay away from their
Hemlock Stones: for real excitement, just paing "Car Bomb Delivery Service, Please do not nudge !
doctec: (desktop of desktop pc that is)
Bambi: you have to turn off your vehicle, pop the trunk and get out of your vehicle and open the trunk and then close it get back in the vehicle while they run their little mirror on a stick under your car (and once in a blue moon a guy with their canine patrol runs around it too), then wait for them to say it's OK to go and restart your car and get on the ferry.
ah,clem: thought about three papertowell tubes painted red, with wires coming out and an old alarm clock, but really do not have time to be detained for a day for a silly joke...
Dexter Fong: Stay at least 300 feet back
doctec: have a company function to attend saturday, will start work on it sunday
Dexter Fong: Wow! Bambi dropped a novelette
principlepoop: lol yes ahh, clem, only try these gags when you have lots of spare time lol
doctec: i have to get to sleep now, long & hard day in front of me friday
PureHoney Sanchez: indeed poop
cease: thanks doc
Merlyn: ok doc, at least you're working agin
Bambi: apparently there are some folks who have taken them to court over 4th amendment rights according to the guy at VDOT and they want to insure 'THEY WIN' in court.
cease: sleep well, doc
Merlyn: read "the ax" by Donald E. Westlake sometime
principlepoop: good luck doc, glad things are going good, if challenging...
PureHoney Sanchez: awwwwwww ok doc sweet dreams see ya next time
Hemlock Stones: even if you didnt have spare time beforehand, you will afterwards i suspect
doctec: thanks all - nitey nite (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:36 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctec by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Night Doc, glad you're working even if it's hard and best to Lili
Hemlock Stones: ok Doc see ya next time
ah,clem: "built that for the grandkids, sir, it is just a toy
Bambi: have a great night doc and our best to Lili :-)
principlepoop: what is the national security interest in that dopey little ferry?
Bambi: lol Clem
principlepoop: they cannot do this nonsense without thought
Dexter Fong: They could run it upstream and damage the wetlands
Hemlock Stones: they have made a pretty good job of it so far though Poop, deny that
Bambi: not just this ferry but all ferries ... and only because they are subject to Coast Guard (and DOT rule)
principlepoop: bombing a bridge in upstate michigan? oh my, the country will collapse
Hemlock Stones: i dont believe in Ferry Stories
principlepoop: that is nonsense
ah,clem: right like I would move to Dendron, (have a Dendron city sticker on my car) and blow up the ferry, what are they thinking
Dexter Fong: Bambi: IS VDOT the Virginia Department of Transportation
PureHoney Sanchez: their job does not require them to think just to take orders and do their job
Bambi: as I mentioned, there are two bridges about an hour away either side of the ferry ... but adds double time and gas to go around
principlepoop: yes honey
Dexter Fong: If so, these cheesy little govmint departments are just a bunch of loose canons and cowboys
Bambi: Yes, Dex
Hemlock Stones: sounds about right Fong
PureHoney Sanchez: well yes of course dex....
principlepoop: the land of Barney Fifes
principlepoop: afk
PureHoney Sanchez: hb
ah,clem: but they get $18 an hour for this I hear... it is your money
Bambi: many of the security folks realize that if you travel back and forth every day (sometimes more than one time back and forth) and are familiar and 'physically' submit to the "Screening" that that means yes ...
Dexter Fong: Poop: They're much more dangerous than Barney fife...it's like "COPS AND ROBBERS" to these red neck morons
Bambi: we've all knwn that since Bill Cosby's jokes about dealing with 2 yr olds
PureHoney Sanchez: everyone is a terrorist until proven harmless
Bambi: that's right JL .. .they work for US!
Dexter Fong: Honey: Or dead
Bambi: or as Tweeny would say, US+ LOL
PureHoney Sanchez: us yea US of A meaning asshole
Dexter Fong: US+ We hire idiots
Bambi: Honey, yes, guilty until proven innocent ... seems to be the rule these days ... despite our constitution stating the contrary
Dexter Fong: and we don't train 'em iether
ah,clem: but the VA and US tax service call us "customers" WHAT?
Dexter Fong: Clem: You buy that crap?
Bambi: LOL ... like I would be a customer of the IRS ... the only reason I deal with them is because I have to
PureHoney Sanchez: lol the constitution i heard bush said it wasn't worth the paper it was printed on and used it to light cigars for his homeys
ah,clem: citzen maybe but I am not your customer, that implies consent
Bambi: exactly JL
Dexter Fong: Clem: If you don't buy it you're not a customer and *NOT* entitled to the spedcial introductory offer
ah,clem: I'll pass
PureHoney Sanchez: the irs is contracted to the gov'mnt they are not a part of the government
Bambi: LOL
PureHoney Sanchez: so yeah customers
Dexter Fong: Then we won't introduce ourselves before we take away everything you have
Bambi: Don is fading.....
Dexter Fong: Mr. X, seize his assets; Mr Y, seize her ass...ets
Hemlock Stones: some of the nutters over here want everyone including kids, on the DNA database
Hemlock Stones: even visitors and tourists
PureHoney Sanchez: especially kids
Bambi: yeah, that stinks too Stones
ah,clem: yes, saw that Stones, insane
PureHoney Sanchez: unreal, stones
Dexter Fong: Good Idea, Stones..That ought to solve the old "are we all descended from Adam" question
PureHoney Sanchez: lol fong
Dexter Fong: It's my Eve
Dexter Fong: to shine
Bambi: won't be long till they (gov't and corps) are wanting us all tagged and stuffed with tiny tracking modules
ah,clem: Happy Eve, Dex
Hemlock Stones: yes Bambi, its already happening
PureHoney Sanchez: they will do it at birth
PureHoney Sanchez: they are doing it at birth now
Dexter Fong: Thanks C;lem...btw, stay away from the snake
Bambi: tracking and seizing modules LOL ... call Firesign!
cease: sounds like xfiles
cease: proc ans os are amazing in this
ah,clem: I'll be a Blank and Stuffed with truffles, lol
Bambi: LOL
Bambi: just call him Blank Clem
ah,clem :)
Bambi: (in honor of Blank Reg from Max Headroom)
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give everyone some Soylent Green
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone some soylent green.
PureHoney Sanchez: ooooooooohh ty yummmm like cheezits but not
Hemlock Stones: not for me thanks Catherwood, i have had enough
||||||||| Catherwood fors Hemlock Stones thanks i have had enough.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I watched and liked and remembered Max but not that character
Hemlock Stones: lol
ah,clem: oh my God, it's people!!!
Hemlock Stones: not all of them Clem, some of them is Repiglicans
Dexter Fong: Clem: Yeah....but they're your people
ah,clem: (why is it green?)
PureHoney Sanchez: food coloring
Dexter Fong: Stones: Replicans?
Hemlock Stones: mold i suppose Clem
Dexter Fong: Clem: It's the chlorophyll
Hemlock Stones: i know what i typed Fong
Dexter Fong: Stones: Glad you'
PureHoney Sanchez: or the formaldehyde, fong
Bambi: algae
Dexter Fong: rere keeping track
PureHoney Sanchez: algae spirulina is just fine
Dexter Fong: Algie Spirilina used to model Fongwear
Bambi: kelp and protein?
PureHoney Sanchez: she was very olive green complected
PureHoney Sanchez: yes bambi
Hemlock Stones: you could get a part in Thong of Norway, some good songs in it
Bambi: kelp, kelp, I've fallen and I can't get up
Dexter Fong: Kelp and protein...what is it...why do we need it....where does it come from
Bambi: don't ask Dex ... you don't want to know
PureHoney Sanchez calls billy nye the science guy for a consultation
Dexter Fong: Stones: Tried the thong in Norway but twas December,,,,severe shrinkage factor
cease: wasnt that the project the pythons never finished?
Hemlock Stones: Sex and Drugs and Kelp and Protein, hmmm we'll let you know
Hemlock Stones: but fortunatley the thong was shrink proof Fong
Bambi: Bill Nye, the Science Guy :-)
PureHoney Sanchez: preshrunk cotton
Dexter Fong: But the attendant equipment wasn't Stones
Hemlock Stones: i didnt realise you had an attendant, thrills and new excitement eh ?
Dexter Fong: But fortunately I had some FongCo products that took care of that
Bambi: if it wasn't stones, was it concrete?
Bambi: didn't seem to be very concrete to me
Dexter Fong: Preshrunk Concrete...
Hemlock Stones: its difficult to get at all the facts Bambi
Dexter Fong: Old Man Clem
Bambi: LOL
PureHoney Sanchez: yeah everyone turns into an old man eventually unless they are a woman
principlepoop: back
PureHoney Sanchez: front!
Dexter Fong: Side
principlepoop: forward to the rear march
cease: night clem
PureHoney Sanchez: grid noches, clem
principlepoop: damn I missed toad away
cease: they arent extinct. yet
Dexter Fong: Night Clem, thanks for *turning *us* on*
principlepoop: night night ah, clem thanks so much again
Hemlock Stones: all stand please
Dexter Fong widens his stands
PureHoney Sanchez harmonizes
cease: lol
principlepoop: my stance is as wide as it gets
ah,clem: good night everyone, be well
||||||||| "12:00 AM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Bambi: center, surround ... don't screw it up!
principlepoop: be nice to the ferry fifes
Merlyn: I'm going too, gnite folx
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
cease: merly
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Bambi: night Clem ... see ya real soon!
PureHoney Sanchez: nite merlyn thanks n see ya next week
principlepoop: night M
Merlyn: nice to see singapore showed up on nino when wake logged in
Hemlock Stones: yes and i think i will be hitting the Lost Highway too till next week
||||||||| Merlyn is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 12:01 AM.
Bambi: why because we love you! :-)
principlepoop: that was super cool, nino is the tops
Bambi: M I C K E Y M O O S E...
Dexter Fong: He's real square little guy
Hemlock Stones: stau safe everyone and have a good week
principlepoop: oops, the trains are leaving the station
PureHoney Sanchez: watch out for the landing, stones its not soft that lost highway!
Dexter Fong: Night HEMLOCK see you in two weeks
Bambi: Nytol! Time to hit the hay here too!
cease: stones away
PureHoney Sanchez bows out too nite all peace n blessings to you this week see ya next time
PureHoney Sanchez: adios ya'all
cease: off we fly
principlepoop: you too stones, chip chip cheerio old chum
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
Dexter Fong: Nite Bambi
principlepoop: ciao honey aurevoir
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 12:02 AM train to Vancouver.
Bambi: see you all next week and hope to see you for our show on Satuday if you get a chance to pop in http://www.cniradio.com
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
Hemlock Stones: TTFN one and all
principlepoop: gosh, night all, bambi cat fong
||||||||| At 12:03 AM, PureHoney Sanchez vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
principlepoop: ciaoo
||||||||| Around 12:03 AM, principlepoop walks off into the sunset...
Bambi: two weeks, two weeks ... sounds like a damn parakeet .... where's Stones going?
Dexter Fong: Is there a fire somewhere
Dexter Fong: Bambi: It's me in two weeks, away next week
Bambi: ah, ok ... have a good trip! See you the week after!
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi
Dexter Fong: Night don K
Dexter Fong: Night everyone
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves to catch the 12:05 AM train to AOL.
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
Hemlock Stones
Poker Kcin
PureHoney Sanchez
The Electrician
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