A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 22, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:37 AM and Firebroiled steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: My fellow Redskins!

Speaking for the Great White Father in Washington
and all the American People,
let me say we respect you savages
for your Native Ability to instantly Adapt and Survive
in whatever Godforsaken wilderness we move you to.

Out there. Sign here!

||||||||| At 8:38 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DrHackenTween gets out at 7:24 PM.
DrHackenTween: Who's Thanksgiving _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| DrHackenTween leaves to catch the 7:25 PM train to Elmertown.
||||||||| wake enters at 7:46 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
wake: Ugh.
wake: You speak with forked tongue.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead inside, makes a note of the time (8:25 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Mudhead: Forked tongue drive Indian squaw up teepee wall
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'DrHackenTween', just granted probation at 8:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DrHackenTween: ROFL
DrHackenTween: Hey Mud
Mudhead: hiya Wake n Tween
Mudhead: sounds like a cough medicine
DrHackenTween: give him a quarter
Mudhead: thats just a 2 bit routine
DrHackenTween: Anybody who memorizes Firesign has my respect, and sympathy lol
DrHackenTween: Maybe Wake will tell us where he hails from in the States
DrHackenTween: Hell, I'd like someone from Bejing to join us lol
DrHackenTween: (if it's allowed, of course)
Mudhead: they'd be typing upside down tho
DrHackenTween: It's OK, they're speaking yuan
DrHackenTween: lol
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dr. Headphones falls out at 8:52 PM.
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Mudhead: hai Doc
Dr. Headphones: good morning, afternoon, or evening :)
Dr. Headphones: muddy: is that like bali hai without the bali?
Mudhead: its 4:20 somewhere
Dr. Headphones: well, i don't think it's here, but i *do* get the reference
DrHackenTween: Hey DrH
Dr. Headphones: how is the tweeny bird?
DrHackenTween: So what are we afarid of??
Dr. Headphones: btw, no work tomorrow, so i can stay up late tonight!
Dr. Headphones: i ain't afraid of no ghosts.
Dr. Headphones: the only thing we have to feah is feah itself
DrHackenTween: /me would like a Superbird with a Hemi to answer that question ;-)
Dr. Headphones: ah, the old "/me" trick didn't work ;)
DrHackenTween no man is a Manhattan
Dr. Headphones: but whiskey and vermouth is
DrHackenTween: The old Key place...
Mudhead tries the old : trick
Dr. Headphones: gimme the key!
DrHackenTween: How well I remember Francis the talking Key
Mudhead: Ive only got the half key
Dr. Headphones: yeah, yeah, i know all about that dastardly sound effects guy
DrHackenTween: Biltmore Harbor
Mudhead: froggy little lizard boys running thru the fields in their leather aprons
DrHackenTween: LOL
Mudhead: it took me years to figre that one out
Dr. Headphones: i'm not a pederast, and my name is not anselmo
DrHackenTween: Now, my wife and I would like to return to the thrilling conclusion...
Mudhead: seems the little boys would run thru the hemp fields collecting the resin from the plants
DrHackenTween: Better than sugar, Cain...
Mudhead: then you press the resin and heat it in the fie
Dr. Headphones: i have heard that myth before. it might be true, not sure. but i always thought about that when i smoked hash ;)
Mudhead: fire*
Dr. Headphones: fire when you see the whites of their eyes
Mudhead: theres a new method you can use in your freezer
Dr. Headphones: i see i'm in cooperstown again and the tweenmeister is "unknown"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 22, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Mudhead: its a sticky paper that the resin from the groundup herb sticks to when frozen
DrHackenTween: The US did a really good album called "Rhythm, Country & Blues", in case anyone's interested :-)
Dr. Headphones: thanks for the time, catherwood. if you have the time, i have the beer
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:01 PM"
DrHackenTween: Catherwood, please pour everyone a Polar Pro
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a polar pro.
Dr. Headphones: well, i really don't have beer, but it's a catchy phrase dredged up from the basement of my memory banks
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, please pour me a bear-whiz beer
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dr. Headphones a bear-whiz beer.
DrHackenTween: Dave, what are you doing?
Dr. Headphones: dave's not here, man
Dr. Headphones: oops, wrong comedy sketch......
Dr. Headphones: i'm sorry, dave, i can't do that.
DrHackenTween: Sister Mary Elephant
Dr. Headphones: how many other "dave" references are there in popular culture?
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:03 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dr. Headphones: mornin, merlyn
DrHackenTween: And arriving in a puff of smoke...
Dr. Headphones: and catherwood, for your information, merlyn is NOT an idiot
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dr. Headphones and asks "Did you want something?"
||||||||| New notice: 'Buy everything at the Firesign store'
DrHackenTween: "Made it out of my own sandles,,,"
Merlyn: Yes, I are
DrHackenTween: about freakin' time
Dr. Headphones: well, if'n you sez it, i believes it
||||||||| New notice: 'Buy everything at the Firesign store'
Merlyn: Had to make the link open a new window
DrHackenTween: about freakin' time...
Mudhead: everything? Do they have groat flakes?
Merlyn: It's freakin' time?
Dr. Headphones: well, the proper question tonight is: did everyone get their fill of turkey today?
Merlyn: out of groats right now
Mudhead: uh, no...but its a personal problem
Merlyn: Yes, and I'm pretty fed up with Albania too
DrHackenTween: You have friends and relatives? Don't let them be a pod... Innoculate them with Firesign
Dr. Headphones: personal problem? TELL IT TO THE CHAPLAIN, TROOPS!
Dr. Headphones: Albania for the Iberians!
DrHackenTween: BC just paid millions rofl
DrHackenTween: They really should let priests love the ladies ;-)
Mudhead: I want my lotto ticket winnings pay for my lotto ticket addiction
Dr. Headphones: they should let priests do anything that doesn't harm innocent people as long as consenting adults are involved
Merlyn: people should be able to buy non-winning lotto tickets at a steep discount
DrHackenTween: I say, let's invite over a bunch of immigrants an make cars!!
Dr. Headphones: i never buy them. i was given one last christmas and won $5 on it
||||||||| 9:12 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Dr. Headphones: hey, cat, meow to you
cease: hi all
||||||||| Catherwood leads principalpoop in through the front door at 9:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: do we get cni tonight?
principalpoop: gobble gobble gobble
Mudhead: hi cat and pp
Merlyn: If clem shows up, he can change the notice to a CNI link.
cease: maybe he's buys tonight
Mudhead: I beleive theyre takin the nite off to b able to chat at near realtime
cease: busy
DrHackenTween: Catman...
Dr. Headphones: maybe he's sold tonight
DrHackenTween: Princ...
Dr. Headphones: hi poopster
principalpoop: near realtime, sounds quantum
DrHackenTween: Jim & Bambi have been under the weather, in many ways
cease: hi tween. i see the yearly kos convention is coming to austin next summer. you going?
Dr. Headphones: we were under the weather here last night, about 1" snow
principalpoop ( poor keepers of the root
DrHackenTween: Nope, didn't see that... you have to visit SXSW next Spring :-)
cease: cold enough the troley lines froze in vancouver
DrHackenTween: (www.sxsw.com)
Mudhead: sounds painful
DrHackenTween: yikes
principalpoop: kos banned me, we can talk about eisenhower lying about U2, Johnson lying about the Gulf of Tolkin, but talking about possible crookedness involved in 9/11 gets you banned, fuck kos and the donkey he rides on
DrHackenTween: But then you don't like the sun, right? SW sun is quite intese
DrHackenTween: intense
cease: yes i'm sunphobic
principalpoop: the sun is stronger than it used to be
Dr. Headphones: i have several actinic keratoses so i'm rather heliophobic also
DrHackenTween: Talk about opposites lol
cease: just like our dollar
Dr. Headphones: wow, the canadian dollar worth more than the USD
principalpoop: i used to burn, get a good tan, and never burn again all summer, not now...
DrHackenTween: I love the US SW
cease: it got up $1.10 at one point. not i think its around 1.02
DrHackenTween: OK, rub it in lol - the looney is worth more than the dollar
cease: a bummer for my parents. they get paid in US$
Merlyn: the new xmas present this year - canadian money
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:21 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
DrHackenTween: It's a conspiracy against pensioners who move to CN
cease: hi merl
llanwydd: happy Thanksgiving!
DrHackenTween: Hey LL
principalpoop: gobble gobble
DrHackenTween: Gobble
Dr. Headphones: howdy, llan
Merlyn: hey cat
cease: i think my parents are the only old people who have ever moved to canada
principalpoop: is george gobble still alive?
Mudhead: 1.00 CD is worth $1.019 at the moment
llanwydd: wasn't there a joseph gobbles?
DrHackenTween: Yeah? Try me in 5 years lol
principalpoop: he was hitler's boyfriend
llanwydd: I read part of his diaries once
DrHackenTween: The Iran Occupation and no health care
cease: i'm listening to greg palast on air america radio now
DrHackenTween: Palast has a good sense of humor
cease: on the rise of the left in latin america. apparently he has a new dvd out
DrHackenTween: Will Durst is better, tho
cease: i just rented naomi klien's flick about the argentines taking over their factories
||||||||| 9:23 PM: D. Arlington Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
cease: it was great hearing durst sub for rachel maddow yesterday
principalpoop: gobble gobble fong
DrHackenTween: Don't know if I'd like to be a journalist in Venezuela
D. Arlington Fong: and I couldn't understand a word you said
llanwydd: hello D.Arling
cease: hi phong.
DrHackenTween: Fong...
cease: greetings hanoi
DrHackenTween: LOL
Dr. Headphones: senor fong, buenas noches
principalpoop: ok mp3 songs, juke, i had picture, you and me laughing, we're loving it all
DrHackenTween: Hill? Tons?
principalpoop: hand me the tongs
D. Arlington Fong: Hi Cat, Kend^, tween, llan, mudhead,poop, and to all you GI's on wake
DrHackenTween: Don't crush that tong, pass me the yakuza...
principalpoop: ewww, you covered everyone with that fong
DrHackenTween: Oh, that's _not_ it lol
cease: speaking of dont crush that dwarf, did y'all see the munchkins getting a star on the walk of fame the other day?
DrHackenTween: Wouldn't surprise me
Dr. Headphones: you mean they weren't already there? a travesty of justice, i say!
cease: one of the meanings of the firesign title refers to them, building planes during ww2
llanwydd: did they put their size one shoe prints in cement?
cease: crawling into cockpits, handing each other pliers
principalpoop: ahh, they had to wait, until people forgot, they were a drunken, viscious mob on the set
DrHackenTween: Did he waggle his wig, Drh?
Dr. Headphones: better than a viscous mob, i guess
D. Arlington Fong: Zets
principalpoop: thick
Dr. Headphones: thick as a brick
DrHackenTween: The liberatilon of the Bastard Eel!
principalpoop: greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
principalpoop: one-eyed willy strikes again
DrHackenTween: lol
principalpoop: ahh tween is full of turkey too
DrHackenTween: Gobble
Dr. Headphones: anyone want a flying car?
principalpoop: glen gobble knobby
Dr. Headphones: http://www.sparkdesign.nl/actueel/20041013palv/20041013press.html
llanwydd: is anyone experiencing "tryptophan syndrome"?
DrHackenTween: An '08 Shelby?
Dr. Headphones: "the flying dutchman"
llanwydd: I don't think I ever have
principalpoop: i am llan
D. Arlington Fong: I am speaking/typing to you tonight from crowded and expensive Arlington Virginia, bedroom community to Washington D.C. and a thousand more communities like them
principalpoop: good drugs
cease: i never liked turkey. thankfully this isnt our thanksgiving
Dr. Headphones: ah, mr. fong went south for the holidays :)
D. Arlington Fong: poop: you are not llan you are poop
Merlyn: a flying car can't be towed
principalpoop: i grew up in alexandria, where you at fong?
DrHackenTween: I say we buy one for Jim & Bam for xmas:-)
Dr. Headphones: although nino says "new york city"
DrHackenTween: Cross the James in style
principalpoop: no, he is the walrus, coocoocachoo
llanwydd: so you won't have to move your car tonight, Dex?
D. Arlington Fong: Arlington Heights
principalpoop: never heard of it hehe
Dr. Headphones: gettin' high in virginia. so, the truth is out
D. Arlington Fong: llan: car already been moved 200 miles south..they don't patrol that far
DrHackenTween: Crystal City?
llanwydd: I didn't think so
principalpoop: where are you from the airport used to be and they built a shopping center?
DrHackenTween: Well, we just wanted to tell the D.C. folks what Klinking glasses means ;-)
D. Arlington Fong: and the Crystal Cathedral.where Crystal Ball is even now beginning her evening penitence
principalpoop: i never listened to disco music
cease: think of the Balls you'll have
DrHackenTween: lol
llanwydd: the belle of the crystal ball?
Dr. Headphones: i put both my balls on the other side
D. Arlington Fong: Tween: I bought a set of those klinking Glasses and they were'nt even Asian
DrHackenTween: OK, we'll skip over this part...
principalpoop: the guy from hogans' heros makes glasses now?
cease: i see Nothing
D. Arlington Fong: You mean Herr Optometrist
Dr. Headphones: herr optimist?
principalpoop: yah vole
Merlyn: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiismiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed!
llanwydd: professor herr
DrHackenTween: I noh play, noh play...
D. Arlington Fong: Der Voles ist in den garten
Dr. Headphones: and the little voles in kindergarten
principalpoop: super impersonation that M, wow
Mudhead: mmmm, vole skin cookies
DrHackenTween: Channel 85, your comerade in arms
Merlyn: gotta do the little salute with it
D. Arlington Fong: I'm countng all the dots over the eyes
llanwydd: got your charge-a-card?
principalpoop: well, woke up it was a chelsea morning
Dr. Headphones: and a hillary afternoon
Mudhead: ell it was hard gettin up this morning
principalpoop: thou speakest verily mud
Dr. Headphones: sometimes mine is hard when i get up, but it goes away after a while
D. Arlington Fong: Mud: You were with Chelsea...i was with the Bush girls
D. Arlington Fong: What motel room did you have
principalpoop: a guliannie night?
Mudhead: I usually take a pee
D. Arlington Fong: I'll buy a vowel movement
Dr. Headphones: i take a lima bean
principalpoop: damn, I spun and got 'lose a turn'
DrHackenTween: You remember the song... M-A-R-X....
D. Arlington Fong: Da
principalpoop: the candybar commercial?
principalpoop: oops mars bars
Dr. Headphones: E-N-G-E-L-S....
D. Arlington Fong quickly informs politburo Police
DrHackenTween: TV family...
DrHackenTween: lol
llanwydd: I grew up in the town where they made mars bars
llanwydd: and m&ms
principalpoop: the family on the praire were commies?
DrHackenTween: So how do we reconcile that with the best military in the world protecting our right to Bejing credit?
principalpoop: you can have them put your name on an m&m now, or something like that
D. Arlington Fong: Sure, Tovarish....aren't you?
cease: blackwater?
Dr. Headphones: i'm red to the core
D. Arlington Fong: runs deep
llanwydd: I wonder if they'd publish my book
principalpoop: money talks and ahh you know the rest
DrHackenTween: Good Doobie Brothers song, cease ;-)
DrHackenTween: Spaceiba...
principalpoop: pass that doobie, bro
Mudhead: If Blackwater gets to buy automatic rifles I want one oo
Dr. Headphones: doobie? who's got one? pass it around!
cease: fong said "best military" i assumed thats what he menat
D. Arlington Fong: Who let the doobies out
principalpoop: pfffffffffffffffffffffffst oh wow
DrHackenTween: Sorry, no Willie here :-(
cease: only 813 days til our olympics
Dr. Headphones: damn, it got short and burnt my fingers
llanwydd: the doobie dance. buzz buzz
D. Arlington Fong: Cat: Fong didn't say it, tween did
cease: ah yes. i get them confused
principalpoop: who said what?
DrHackenTween: Springtime For Hitler winter olympics
principalpoop: le luge, wow
cease: i went to an olympic event last wed. those athletes sure are thin
llanwydd: springtime winter olympics must be difficult
DrHackenTween: Simple possession in TX is 6 mos in jail and $2k fine
D. Arlington Fong: going afk for refill and by the by a little something for Cwood
principalpoop: how much does one of those lugies cost?
cease: make me feel fat
cease: of course, i was eating at the time
D. Arlington Fong: Catherwood get me some cranberry sauce
||||||||| Catherwood gets D. Arlington Fong some cranberry sauce.
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, get sauced on cranberries
||||||||| Catherwood hands sauced on cranberries.
principalpoop: ouch tween, stay clean
llanwydd: I live near lake placid and I've been to the world championship skijumps
Dr. Headphones: llan: done off bob hope's nose?
DrHackenTween: Not Aspen
llanwydd: back in 84. austria won
cease: i like cranberries
principalpoop: i have been to schroon lake
llanwydd: I've lived in schroon lake
DrHackenTween: I try very hard to stay on the good side of TX cops ;-)
||||||||| Hemlock Stones enters at 9:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
DrHackenTween: But there are some parts of town that would rival SF
principalpoop: ahh stones
Dr. Headphones: tween: from what i've heard about texas justice, that's a wise plan
Hemlock Stones: Greetings
DrHackenTween: Stones!
cease: sounds wise, tween.
cease: hi stones
Dr. Headphones: hi, stoney
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
Hemlock Stones: and a very happy Thanksgiving to you all
principalpoop: how are things on that side of the pond?
D. Arlington Fong: Evening Stones
principalpoop: gobble gobble
Hemlock Stones: in chaos yet again
Dr. Headphones: TY, stones. i ate until i damned near busted my pants and shirt wide open
llanwydd: to you as well, stones
Hemlock Stones: the IRS has lost confidential data on 25 million brits
DrHackenTween: Pass the asian Indian, please...
Dr. Headphones: it ain't confidential any mo'
Hemlock Stones: i guess not Dr
principalpoop: i have it, but i am not sure what currency I want for it now..
Hemlock Stones: ID theft on a massive scale
llanwydd: does anybody know why thanksgiving is on thursday?
Mudhead: How many brits are there?
D. Arlington Fong: Hmm who should i BE TODAY?
principalpoop: last chance for freedom in britain, become someone else quick stones...
Hemlock Stones: close on 65 million Mud
principalpoop: i used to know that llan
Mudhead: so not everyones been comprimised
principalpoop: wb fong, if you are fong
Hemlock Stones: sorry Poop i already dont know who i am
cease: you can be the queen. someone has to
D. Arlington Fong: I'm not fong...I'm gnoF
Hemlock Stones: no way cease, have you ever tried wearing high heels and a Tiara ??
D. Arlington Fong: Have you had E gnoF??
Dr. Headphones: gnof the gnostic
Mudhead: ah the asian from Beijing Tweeny
principalpoop: i showed those pictures of him in strictest confidence stones....
DrHackenTween: What is it? Who am I? The correct Naval Observatory time is...
D. Arlington Fong: Ken: And I gknow gwereof is spreak
Hemlock Stones: ok, ty for that PP, have you got the negatives
llanwydd: this time brought to you by
principalpoop: it is all digital now
DrHackenTween: Brought to you by Daylight Savings... because no minute in _entirely_ free....
D. Arlington Fong: Tween: The correct navel observatory at this time is hmm, lots of lint
llanwydd: it was the longest time before I realized that only austin and ossman were on that track
D. Arlington Fong: llan: How long was it?
Hemlock Stones: Have any of you folks ever seen an Earthlight or earthquake light ?
principalpoop: 73 men sailed from the san francisco bay
DrHackenTween: Love Pink Hotel, whatever cease says. Bubba did a great job with the audio
Dr. Headphones: llan: they were all on a figure 8 track, meeting at the middle then going their separate ways again for half a lap
llanwydd: guess I hadn't read the liner notes
principalpoop: not that I know of stones
Dr. Headphones: i've never even seen an aurora
Hemlock Stones: i ask because i just saw one less than two hours ago and only a few hundred yards from my house
principalpoop: i have seen many aureollas
Dr. Headphones: you have pics, poop? :)
principalpoop: that is a real word?
Dr. Headphones: areola is, close enough to what you wrote
llanwydd: is cni playing tonight?
principalpoop: no photos, wink wink
Dr. Headphones: that's the dark circle surrounding a nipple
principalpoop: leo was on earlier
D. Arlington Fong: llan no
DrHackenTween: Well, Stones... the ladies don't like a 'light' earthquake
DrHackenTween: They want Richter lol
principalpoop: poop radio mp3s now, leo sayer long tall glasses
llanwydd: then why don't we simulcast? what have we all got?
Hemlock Stones: this was a weird one for sure
principalpoop: swamp gas or what?
Dr. Headphones: stones: is the UK in an earthquake zone?
principalpoop: hehe he said nipple hehe
DrHackenTween: i swear I saw the dog catch what looked like a frisbee..
principalpoop: make him drop it, you don't know where that frisbee has been
cease: but it turned out to be a flying saucer?
Hemlock Stones: bright white light with a faint blue tint to it, appeared suddenly over a row of cottages about tree top high, emitted several beams, turned towards me for a few seconds so i couldnt see it was so bright then faded out like someone used a dimmer switch
Dr. Headphones: damn, that's a UFO!
principalpoop: ahh, that happens all the time to me stones
DrHackenTween: A real square little feller
D. Arlington Fong: stones: You have just benn photographed and deep scanned by The One World Government
Hemlock Stones: i think to be hones, that most UFOs are really earthlights Dr
Dr. Headphones: the one which took me to pluto was most certainly real!
Hemlock Stones: but strange though it may sound i got the distinct impression it had spotted me and was checking me out
Dr. Headphones: "paranoia runs deep...."
Hemlock Stones: lol
principalpoop: put on clean underwear before you go to sleep, and drink lots of water
Hemlock Stones: things like that dont spook me Dr
Hemlock Stones: i have seen several forms of earthlight before, this area is notorious for them
Dr. Headphones: did you hear about the dyslexic paranoid? he thought he was following someone. (rim shot)
D. Arlington Fong: and hug your pillow tight
principalpoop: i am spooked easily
DrHackenTween: My neighbors got the same pictures!
principalpoop: hehe he said rimshot hehe
llanwydd: I didn't see the aurora when I was in england
llanwydd: or "an" aurora
Hemlock Stones: i have seen it three or four times llan
Mudhead: I drove an Olds Aurora
principalpoop: no, it is spelled aureola
DrHackenTween: 8-cly GM? Nice car...
DrHackenTween: cyl
Mudhead: yah, leaked oil tho
llanwydd: I've seen it in my neck of the woods though
llanwydd: only twice
DrHackenTween: If you like $3.50/gal
llanwydd: very brillian over lake placid once
DrHackenTween: (high-test)
Dr. Headphones: saw gas here for $2.87 today, but i was riding with someone else so i didn't buy any
Hemlock Stones: it can be truly amazing llan
llanwydd: brilliant
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DrHackenTween: I'll take the Jag XJS-12HE, thank you very much
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, that gong is entirely too loud
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dr. Headphones and asks "Would you like something?"
llanwydd: the northern lights are in my mind they guide me back to you...
D. Arlington Fong: llan: that's a light house
principalpoop: i thought that was the southern cross, damn I am lost...
Dr. Headphones: i have a heavy house
DrHackenTween: Stillsssss
D. Arlington Fong: Ken: You *are* heavy
Dr. Headphones: i saw them do that live once. great song
principalpoop: brick huh? no straw or wood for him..
llanwydd: I like it too
D. Arlington Fong: You're not light, you're my seester
Dr. Headphones: fong: yeah, up over 210# now. some of the pants are difficult to fasten
D. Arlington Fong: K: Think elastic
DrHackenTween: lol Dex
Mudhead: I'm thinking bed
principalpoop: when my sister sits around the house, she sits around the house
Dr. Headphones: sans-a-belt is for old people. oh hell, i'm 55 now, maybe i should get some....
Mudhead: So its time for evening siesta
Mudhead: g'nite dear friends
Hemlock Stones: anyone got any jokes
principalpoop: sleep well mud
cease: night, mud
DrHackenTween: Nite Mud
llanwydd: nite, muddy!
principalpoop: gobble gobble
||||||||| At 10:03 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dr. Headphones: mud: enjoy the sleep with some sweet dreams
Hemlock Stones: good night mud
llanwydd: fortunately siestas only last an hour so mudhead will be back in a bit
D. Arlington Fong: Adios Mudhead from inside the beltway
principalpoop: wait I heard a joke the other day, no, yes, ahh nope
Hemlock Stones: Jewish guy phones his mother to see if shes ok
principalpoop: hahahaha
Hemlock Stones: How are you mom he says, she says, i havent eaten anything for a month
wake: geeeeesss
principalpoop: hahahaha
Hemlock Stones: he says why ever not
principalpoop: hahahaha
Dr. Headphones: wake awakens!
Hemlock Stones: she says, I was waiting for you to call and didnt want to have my mouth full
principalpoop: the joke woke wake
principalpoop: cough cough ha
Dr. Headphones: lol, stones, i'll have to remember that one ;)
wake: Hello everyone
principalpoop: gobble gobble wake
cease: time for me to flee
llanwydd: hey wake!
cease: have a good holiday and i'll see you next week
Dr. Headphones: is wake actually in singapore or is nino lying to us?
D. Arlington Fong: Hi Wake
Hemlock Stones: fleeing wont help you cease, weve got you covered
llanwydd: nite cat
Dr. Headphones: later, cat
||||||||| cease is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:07 PM.
principalpoop: thanks cat, same to you canuke
D. Arlington Fong: Night Cat
wake: Sorry. I was trying to make a crust.
Dr. Headphones: fleeing, ticking, what's the difference?
D. Arlington Fong: Ken: Wale is in south east asia
D. Arlington Fong: Wake
principalpoop: mosquitting too
wake: I have been loafing with the bread man again.
principalpoop: is your yeast fresh?
Dr. Headphones: slice me off a piece of pumpernickel, please, and slather on the butter
Hemlock Stones: interesting slice of life Wake
wake: Yes Fong... Guilty as charged.
llanwydd: I've been loathing the bread man
principalpoop: pump her nickel once for me too
wake: Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
D. Arlington Fong: Wake: Dr Headphones wondered where you were
Dr. Headphones: poop: for you a special, only a dime
llanwydd: and the very same to you wake!
principalpoop: no, I save my dime for ice cream
Dr. Headphones: the sad part of this is that i actually remember the ice cream man in his truck and spending a dime for one
wake: Could somebody send me a five gallon bucket of cornbread/walnut stuffing???
llanwydd: so do I kend
Hemlock Stones: i know that feeling only too well Dr H
llanwydd: the good humour truck
Dr. Headphones: no wallnuts here, but i have some floornuts ;)
llanwydd: and an "orange cup" was only a nickel
principalpoop: you should have asked sooner wake, almost all gone now
D. Arlington Fong: Sorry Wake: They have to be shipped separately. When shipped together they seem to set of security alarms
wake: I was on the phone with a particularly long winded customer.
Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, even though no work tomorrow, old habits die hard and i'm ready for bed. ta ta for now
wake: Some assembly required?
DrHackenTween: I'm going to have my name changed officially to "Captain Crunch".
D. Arlington Fong: Wale: The longer winded they are, the longer they stay afloat
llanwydd: how can wind be long? does it really have dimensions?
Hemlock Stones: i seem to have spent the whole of the week on the phone Wake
principalpoop: sleep the turkey sleep, gobble gobble ken
D. Arlington Fong: Wake (sorry)
llanwydd: good night, kend!
Hemlock Stones: long winded is the opposite of short pants
||||||||| Around 10:12 PM, Dr. Headphones walks off into the sunset...
DrHackenTween: After the breakfast cereal full of sugar that my elementary school teachers had to deal with ;=)
wake: Time is a dimention, right?
principalpoop: don't get in a huff about it
D. Arlington Fong: Night Kend^..come back more often, stay longer, be happier
principalpoop: actually it is a continuum, no existence without place and duration, space/time...
D. Arlington Fong: Wake: Time is a dementia
DrHackenTween: It's across the 8th Dimension, wake ;-)
llanwydd: if you want to look at it that way, but time is long in a different sense
DrHackenTween: (see Buckaroo Banzai)
DrHackenTween: (fun movie)
D. Arlington Fong: 'been a long time gone, gonna be a long time comin'......John Homes
wake: I'll need a gallon of gravy, too
principalpoop: i love that music
DrHackenTween: Ah, Canadian...
principalpoop: i am your captain, though i'm feeling mighty sick
wake: If I had a million dollars.
DrHackenTween: The new Ben & Jerry's flavor - Wavy Gravy
llanwydd: is that for real, tween?
principalpoop: would you give me half wake?
DrHackenTween: Well, P, as long as Todd ri=undgren thinks you're an American Band
llanwydd: gravy ice cream, yecch
DrHackenTween: Rundgren
principalpoop: yes and a new cheese soda
D. Arlington Fong: Tween: BJ oops B&J Ice Cream have had wavy flavor for a long time..at least in NYC
llanwydd: but it doesn't taste like gravy, does it?
DrHackenTween: Ooh, Vanilla Without a Cos...
principalpoop: no, it tastes like cheese
llanwydd: that's better
principalpoop: heh, low ridaah
DrHackenTween: mmmmmmm, gravy.....
llanwydd: I dreamt once that I made lobster wine
wake: I can see I'm getting nowhere with the Thanksgiving chow... Back to the rice porridge and pork knuckle, I guess.
llanwydd: in a lobster tank in a restaurant, no less
llanwydd: the manager and waitstaff were not amused
principalpoop: how did you make him whine? tease him about the boiling water?
DrHackenTween: Let's hope he opens with Crown of Creations...
||||||||| 10:18 PM: Woody One jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
D. Arlington Fong: llan: It tastes kinda groovy and nutty with a distinct under flavor of mindless rebellion, debauchery, and religion
wake: You all be good and see you next week, Ihope
llanwydd: lol princ
DrHackenTween: Hey.... Woody...
principalpoop: hello woody
Woody One: Hoyay hoyay hoyay., firends
llanwydd: sounds cool, dex
DrHackenTween: You may not be my brother James
||||||||| wake hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's wake?! It's 10:19 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
D. Arlington Fong: Night Wake..thanks for the long trip
llanwydd: glad to get that settled
principalpoop: ahh too many sillyballs in the fong, tone it down for the numbnuts please
DrHackenTween: You may not be my brother, James...
principalpoop: night wake
DrHackenTween: Thanks for joining the padded room, Wake :-)
D. Arlington Fong: But I *am* your brother, James?
principalpoop: this chat needed a woody
llanwydd: you nazi
DrHackenTween: Your name is also James?
D. Arlington Fong: poop: Now all we need is a chubby]
principalpoop: who is a naughty nazi?
DrHackenTween: Twist and Shoot?
Woody One: Happy late Thanksgiving, everyone. Like always, I learn a new capacity to my gut.
D. Arlington Fong: llan: I am not a nazi, I *am* a narzi
Hemlock Stones: all Nazis are naughty
DrHackenTween: Ah, the other ones...
principalpoop: gobble gobble
llanwydd: and I am a dedicated surrealist!
Woody One: The wife aND i WATCHED A CLASSIC dISNEY.
D. Arlington Fong: stones; But few Nazi's are nautical, thenk God
principalpoop: which one?
DrHackenTween: They have the antidote
Hemlock Stones: well you seem convinced Fong
Woody One: Caps upside down
DrHackenTween: Don't despair
llanwydd: hitler tied his shoes in little nazis
principalpoop: don't dali with me stones
D. Arlington Fong: Stones: Do you remember when we sank otto Bismark?
principalpoop: oops or llan
DrHackenTween: Hitler would have done to the Japanese what we did. Sad truth
DrHackenTween: And LA, and NYC
Hemlock Stones: i remember the order going out Fong
principalpoop: how is otto now? beard ok?
D. Arlington Fong: Unt...oops und...I mean and you yust follewed zie orders, yes?
principalpoop: busted flat in baton rouge
DrHackenTween: And now, for something completely different...
DrHackenTween: How 'bout them Dodgers?
DrHackenTween: lol
Hemlock Stones: yes they appeared dodgy to me too Tween
Merlyn: can they really dodge?
principalpoop: yes tween, truth is harsh, especially with a stomach full of turkey and fixings, i am decadent
Hemlock Stones: well they sure try hard
Merlyn: them trolley dodgers
Woody One: If any of you are subject to injecting Firesign in your music audio recodings say EYE.
DrHackenTween: Only Daytona in '69 (NASCAR ;-)
Hemlock Stones: surely, corpulent PP
D. Arlington Fong: Merlyn. I used to go out with Dolly Troger
principalpoop: both
DrHackenTween: Dodge they did ;-)
principalpoop: artful
D. Arlington Fong: She was a Cigarette Girl...Used to roll the customers
Hemlock Stones: did you give her a jolly rogering Fong ?
D. Arlington Fong: Lower your flag there stones...
Hemlock Stones: did you grab her tips ?
DrHackenTween: http://motors.search.ebay.com/69-daytona_W0QQcrlpZ765406071Q5f9887QQfnuZ1QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQkeywordZ69Q20daytona
D. Arlington Fong: I gave her the finger once
principalpoop: did you see her aura?
D. Arlington Fong: Yes I did
D. Arlington Fong: It was during an earthquake ...or an english Breakfast
Hemlock Stones: does she know you saw it Fong ?
D. Arlington Fong: She gave me extra sausage
DrHackenTween: Jam on the Jelly Roll, eh wot?
D. Arlington Fong: What?
principalpoop: no, you are supposed to give her the extra sausage, even I know that
Hemlock Stones: you didnt say she was a Lady Boy, Fong..... now its becoming clearer
D. Arlington Fong: Come here Morton I need to dance
Woody One: Hemlock, I must exit. I feel sleep is coming upon me. Please make a note of this. Very interesting.
principalpoop: jesus was a capricorn, he ate organic foods
DrHackenTween: Bye Woody
principalpoop: losing our woody, where is the viagra?
Hemlock Stones: and wore organic sandals
D. Arlington Fong: yesh
llanwydd: good night woody
DrHackenTween: They killed him
llanwydd: so long woody, you nazi
D. Arlington Fong: Quick, hide arlo
D. Arlington Fong: lol llan
principalpoop: never told what disney movie he saw, what a maroon...
D. Arlington Fong: =))))))0
principalpoop: arlo thomas, dannys' daughter?
Woody One: Night. The bed is making funny noises.. What? Nazi?
Hemlock Stones: all disney movies are the same are they not ?
D. Arlington Fong: I nominate llan for best integrated FST quote of the night
llanwydd: that's a line from Over the Edge, Woody
principalpoop: mary poppins gave me a woody
D. Arlington Fong: Poop: Edgar Bergen gave me a Woody
principalpoop: watch out for splinters
||||||||| At 10:33 PM, Woody One vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
principalpoop: where were we?
DrHackenTween: a sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be...
D. Arlington Fong: Who's weee
principalpoop: wait, you were standing over there fong, and stones, get back next to the bannister
D. Arlington Fong: call CSI
principalpoop: we is us
DrHackenTween: Who _is_ we?
DrHackenTween: We're us...
principalpoop: and you're one of us, maybe
principalpoop: possibly
llanwydd: who's peggy?
DrHackenTween: possibly
DrHackenTween: Ask the cop in the woodpile...
principalpoop: whaaaaat?
D. Arlington Fong: ...Er uh I'll *be* Peggy if you want me too
principalpoop: ask the cop on the beat
DrHackenTween: And the Pegasus takes off with Mark on board...
D. Arlington Fong: I'm Peggy Lipton, inventor of Tea and undercover girl cops
principalpoop: it was pignight
DrHackenTween: lol Fong
D. Arlington Fong: And all the porkers were there
D. Arlington Fong: up to there knuckles in slop
principalpoop: i don't like ice tea anymore, what causes that?
principalpoop: and they were pickled
D. Arlington Fong: Who was I to say hold! This is too much!!
DrHackenTween: Bars, anyone? Well, I'm at the bar...
D. Arlington Fong: Poop: That sydrome is often related to winter
principalpoop: oops yes, thanks
D. Arlington Fong: Poop: Try ice tea without so much coolant
llanwydd: so many of us have succumbed to tryptophan already
principalpoop: stop it fong, don't make me laugh so hard with a full stomach
Hemlock Stones: turn down your AC Poop
DrHackenTween: Chinese iced tea? they throw the engine coolant in for free!
D. Arlington Fong: About to be taking Green Model Tea wild ride
D. Arlington Fong: down Monkey Mountain
DrHackenTween: But seriously, folks...
principalpoop: rimshot
DrHackenTween: Life's been good to us so far...
D. Arlington Fong: The Ja,es Gang
D. Arlington Fong: James
DrHackenTween: Communist Chinese Visa. Only the Carlyle group could have thought that one up
principalpoop: if good looks was a minute, you know that you could be an hour
DrHackenTween: Take A Look Around :-)
principalpoop: i want one of those cards
D. Arlington Fong: afk for a sec/minute
principalpoop: can I get a commie party mastercharge card?
DrHackenTween: no, you don't P lol
principalpoop: lol tween
DrHackenTween: Which art do you belong to? Worhol?
llanwydd: I keep getting redirected to cafepress
principalpoop: get me an expresso, 4 sugar cubes
principalpoop: i thought art is carney
DrHackenTween: Catherwood, give PrinceP a nice sugarcube
||||||||| Catherwood gives princep a nice sugarcube.
principalpoop: ahh cool, nice paisley horsie
Hemlock Stones: well i have to do some more press interviews tomorrow folks so i will have to go get some ZZZZZZZZZs
Merlyn: me too, see you next week
principalpoop: wave next time, don't be bashful with the lights
llanwydd: nite Merl!
Hemlock Stones: hope you recover soon from your Turkey overload
principalpoop: thanks again M, have a super week all
Hemlock Stones: cheers Merlyn, see you next week
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:46 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Hemlock Stones: take care everyone, have a good week
principalpoop: i still need to clean up, i have room to nibble while I do lol
principalpoop: you too stones :D
principalpoop: kiss for honey
Hemlock Stones: she across town dining with friends but back next week
llanwydd: I'm getting awfully tired myself. be seeing you folks in 150 hours or so
principalpoop: ahh thanks
Hemlock Stones: sweet dreams one an all
Hemlock Stones: good night
principalpoop: i will do a fong and maybe back, night if not
principalpoop: afk
||||||||| Hemlock Stones departs at 10:48 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
DrHackenTween: later, gators...
||||||||| At 10:50 PM, DrHackenTween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
D. Arlington Fong: back
D. Arlington Fong sees an exodus has occurred
D. Arlington Fong: llan: you gone?
D. Arlington Fong: =))Night gang
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| D. Arlington Fong - dead from the yaws
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principalpoop: oops night all
||||||||| 11:12 PM -- principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
D. Arlington Fong
Dr. Headphones
Hemlock Stones
Woody One
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"