A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 06, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:21 AM and Firebroiled steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: Let’s get down to business.
Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby..
Here’s the case I call Number 666..
It all began innocently enough, on Thursday..
I was sitting in my office that drizzly afternoon,.
listening to the monotonous staccato of rian on my desktop,.
and reading my name on the glass of my office door .
My secretary lay snoring on the floor,.
her long beautiful gams pinioned under the couch . . .

||||||||| Firebroiled scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Firebroiled?! It's 9:21 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Outside, the 2:12 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving erfdsfdfg coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
erfdsfdfg: www.wildkeenzie.9f.com
||||||||| It's 2:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| erfdsfdfg - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'laegimegroeg', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 4:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
laegimegroeg: and suddenly a shot rings out amidst a thunderous cloud of smoke
laegimegroeg: but who fired the shot?
laegimegroeg: no one is in the room, except the thunderous cloud
laegimegroeg: oh my, says the smoke, i really need to quit
laegimegroeg: can smoke really talk?
laegimegroeg: who asked that question?
laegimegroeg: wasn't me.... ME NEITHER
laegimegroeg: wha.....?
laegimegroeg: gotta run ..... smoking is bad for my health
laegimegroeg: but you are smoke aren't you?
laegimegroeg: who asked that?
laegimegroeg: not me.... me neither
laegimegroeg: nor me
laegimegroeg: who is here?
laegimegroeg: ( i asked that question)
laegimegroeg: who are you?
laegimegroeg: the shot
laegimegroeg: what shot
laegimegroeg: the one that rang out
laegimegroeg: actually. I rang out my lungs from all this smoke
laegimegroeg: you really need help (smoke says)
laegimegroeg: actually, I need another shot
laegimegroeg: thirsty?
laegimegroeg: no, just lonely
laegimegroeg: cough, cough, gotta run for now, smoke is entirely to heavy in here for me
laegimegroeg: are you saying I'm FAT?
laegimegroeg: no, just weird
||||||||| laegimegroeg rushes off, saying "4:30 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 7:47 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
ah,clem: test
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 7:49 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'phillywalt', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:35 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah,clem close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:40 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
ah,clem: hello
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:41 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: hey clemmo
Merlyn: wait, that'd be the Marx Brothers
Merlyn: Was "Hello" a Marx Brother?
ah,clem: hi Merl
Merlyn: The Evil Marx
ah,clem: things working ok for me tonight
ah,clem: dunno what happened last week
||||||||| LocutusOfTween tiptoes in around 8:42 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: ok clem
Merlyn: blame cosmic rays, that always works for me
ah,clem: no that was a stooge, lol
Merlyn: hello, Hello, HELLO!
ah,clem: (hello, Hello, HELLO.... hello.)
ah,clem: lol
ah,clem: you type better than I
Merlyn: hey tween, you there?
ah,clem: ok, off to radio land bbiab
Merlyn: ok clem
Merlyn: back to radio prison with you
LocutusOfTween: Good eeeevnening....
LocutusOfTween: We have a little story for you tonight...
Merlyn: hullo, alfred
Merlyn: wow, nino has NO IDEA where you are, tween!
LocutusOfTween: hullo
LocutusOfTween: That's because I've taken my Dead Cat invisibility pills
Merlyn: a whole dead cat in every pill?
||||||||| It's 8:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| phillywalt - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
LocutusOfTween: Made entirely from united states soap operas
LocutusOfTween: over to OS 9, this is just too slow in Firefox OS X, Merlyn
Merlyn: ok tween
||||||||| Outside, the 8:54 PM crosstown bus from District of Columbia pulls away, leaving Tor Hershman coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Fellow Bozos
Merlyn: Hey Tor
Tor Hershman: Fox Game in Thailand?
Tor Hershman: You can dine on a beagle, in Bangkok
Tor Hershman: Hey, Merl, how does one get one's pic up here?
Merlyn: snoopy vs. the red chardonnay
Merlyn: send me a link to a pic of you and I'll add it
Tor Hershman: Snoopy vs. the Red Darin - the story of a Rock Idol gone commie
||||||||| LeifTheTweeny enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Leif
Merlyn: I thought that was Dick York or Dick Sargeant
LeifTheTweeny: Wiggle your knows...
Tor Hershman: Howz about the slogan for a Richard Nixon memorial lollipop?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bambi into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
Bambi says don't take no wooden nickels ... apparently bad luck
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
LeifTheTweeny: Camoflauge, deer, camoflauge!!
Merlyn: "so long, suckers"?
||||||||| llanwydd steals in around 9:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: how's everybody?
LeifTheTweeny: Hey LL
LeifTheTweeny: (as the octopus said to the shark)
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Ll
Bambi: HI Clem, Tweeny and Tween beside himself, Merlyn, Tor and llanwydd :-)
Bambi: lol Tween
llanwydd: what's on cni tonight?
Tor Hershman: Oh, you can watch moi
Bambi: "I'm all over you like a wet suit" (octopus to the shark) ??
LeifTheTweeny: Waiting For The Electrician - follow along, as we learn three new symbols in Native American
Bambi: Waiting for the Electrician (or someone like him) to start llanwydd
LeifTheTweeny: lol Bambi
Tor Hershman: YEA, Clem
ah,clem: waiting for the electrician right now
Tor Hershman: Start up the upstart - a Stones song, no?
ah,clem :)
LeifTheTweeny: Too easy, Bambi... too easy
ah,clem: close
LeifTheTweeny: /me has a Prince Poop response
Tor Hershman: LOL - WifeyWU, too.
Tor Hershman: "Oh, Osama"
Merlyn: "Oh, klahoma"
ah,clem: where the wind....
LeifTheTweeny: I'ze white!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:07 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Cease
Merlyn: hi cat
Bambi: oh, sorry ... looking for a song? How about "Stuck on you" (octopus to the shark) ??
Bambi: Hey Cat
LeifTheTweeny: Hey Catman
cease: hi gang
ah,clem: catherwood, please give everyone their favourite beverage
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone their favourite beverage.
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a klahoma and cream, wait, a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a klahoma and cream wait a toasted almond.
LeifTheTweeny: What's the password, Canada?
Tor Hershman: Oh, hot skim milk with 4 packets of Splenda and vanilla extract
ah,clem: (maple leaf)
Bambi: didn't want a Kahlua and Cream ... had one of those last week
cease: one?
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| LocutusOfTween - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: the concept of having one drink is as alien to me as having one breath
LeifTheTweeny: No, too!
ah,clem: she does not drink much...
LeifTheTweeny: (One is a very good Bee Gees song ;-)
cease: that's more for Me
cease: i didnt know thre was a good beegees song
Bambi: oh, fidderlers sticks
LeifTheTweeny: Trust me, a good album (One)
cease: i remember their first, every christian lion hearted man, firesign played it on their 67 christmas show
LeifTheTweeny: I hate disco
ah,clem: one is a very good 3 dog night song, never heard bee gees do it...
Bambi: thought One was the loneliest number of Three Dog Night?!
LeifTheTweeny: Three one night?
Bambi: fiddlers I mean
LeifTheTweeny: The only fiddlers on One are are in a Kurzweil ;-)
Tor Hershman: "It's about space"
ah,clem: it's about time
Bambi: disco in the early 70s?
LeifTheTweeny: Like most of us here, I have extremely ecclectic tastes ;-)
llanwydd: be back in a few minutes
Merlyn: the Disco Very channel
LeifTheTweeny: No, One is 80's with Maurice on Kurzweil
cease: this is really dated
LeifTheTweeny: You can nuke "Stayling Alive" lol
Bambi: that's the beauty ... all unique
cease: i remember a firesign member saying disco killed firesign
LeifTheTweeny: This is 1969, as I recall
cease: i think that's giving disco more credit than due
LeifTheTweeny: Why do we come here? We like Fields & Marx as well
LeifTheTweeny: lol cease
Bambi: that's the Very Disco channel Merlyn ;-)
cease: this came out in early 68
cease: they played it on their radio show, and then suddenly it wasnt there any more
cease: a great show while it lasted
LeifTheTweeny: Then again, Electric Ladyland & Sgt Peppers were done with 4-tks. They didn't say how many 4-tks, of course
Bambi: it's funny though ... cuz it became abit of a cult classic for so many of the era ... probably bigger than if they had played it day and night LOL
LeifTheTweeny: Amazing for '68
LeifTheTweeny: GRU? Soviet Army Intelligence?
LeifTheTweeny: g-u-r-u?
Bambi: in '73 there was a progressive station on the FM band that played the Stones album start to finish one night in a 'firesign show' ... I had never heard of that at that time and thought they said 'fireside show' lol
||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: that was intentional, bambi. the lads wanted firesign to be mishead as fireside
LeifTheTweeny: Some guys in HS tried to get me into the FST, but they were selling the EobE CD in 86. Then I started listening a little more closely
cease: misheard
Bambi: worked well Cat :-)
LeifTheTweeny: (HS '72)
Bambi: And The Giant Rat was a great "Fireside Show" :-)
LeifTheTweeny: A riff on FDR's Fireside Chat
LeifTheTweeny: of course
cease: i was part of an interview that ossman did with a local vancouver radio station and he talked about that
ah,clem: you were still in HS in the 80's? lol
Bambi: kewl :-) doesn't surprise me one bit
LeifTheTweeny: Giant Rat is an American classic, even if it does make a bit of fun of Connon Doyle
cease: i love giant rat
LeifTheTweeny: Cannon Doile
ah,clem: the state calls to the stand "YOU"
Tor Hershman: Conan's doily
LeifTheTweeny: I was graduated in 1960. 1st grade
cease: there are parts of it that are so joke-intensive its like coltrane's wall of sound, only jokes
Tor Hershman: Gonna go and sit with WifeyWu, still be a-listenin', just not readin'
ah,clem: funny that was to be our next movie, I kid you not... (RAT)
LeifTheTweeny: To say they're mixes are deep is to say that the Grand Banks is a nice trough
ah,clem: ok Tor, tickle well
Bambi: If you love Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the real Sherlock Holmes .. it was a wonderful twist on an old favorite
Bambi: have fun Tor :-)
ah,clem: holmes would laugh at it.
cease: by tor
LeifTheTweeny: The Star Trek NG episodes are beyond excellent
LeifTheTweeny: "make a character that can defeat Data..."
LeifTheTweeny: One would hope, clem ;-)
cease: yes ng is very good, for us tv
Bambi: Yes, I think he would Clem lol
LeifTheTweeny: (Data fighting Morioraty)
ah,clem: here, look at this robotic 70MM gun turret, think that might do, lol
cease: i dont think doyle would get the jokes
Bambi: took me awhile but I like it too ST:NG
LeifTheTweeny: LOL
LeifTheTweeny: Is it a "Tucker Turrent'?
Merlyn: data fighting white noise
ah,clem: sure he would, his character was a coke addict..
ah,clem: (so was he, lol)
LeifTheTweeny: What's your generator, Merlyn?
cease: merly and tween, can you email proctor by hitting return on his planets?
LeifTheTweeny: I love the newsletters
Merlyn: /dev/null cranked up
LeifTheTweeny: Also a regular fan of Ironic Times
cease: i think i tried it before and it worked
Bambi: they were not overt about that Clem .. but it was funny that FST used it in their Hemlock Stones, The Great Defector
cease: i have to email him about whether he knows thom hartmann or not
Merlyn: not sure cat
LeifTheTweeny: Ask me to choose sides. OK, the the fifth one...
cease: i'll try it and if it doesnt work, i'll try something else
ah,clem: great defective, my deer,
cease: he mentioned hartmann lovingly in one of the planets and thom doesplay little firesign bits
Bambi: if you are on his list for Proctor Planet, you can just reply to that, can't you? I have and he responded. :-)
LeifTheTweeny: There's a problem with your leaded toy?
cease: thanks merl
cease: maybe thats what i tried before and he did answer. that was about him coming to vancover for duagther's wedding
Bambi: Ah, The Fifth Element Tween?
cease: yes bambi i think i did too
LeifTheTweeny: When something's realllly cool, I send it to Proc & Krassner
LeifTheTweeny: Aliiiennnn!!!!
Bambi: oh, no...you are right Clem ... Defective ... with all the news type stuff going around Defector seemed to be stuck in my mind...sorry ;-)
LeifTheTweeny: You want me to protect America?
LeifTheTweeny: Imeach
LeifTheTweeny: Impeach
cease: tween, did he send you his on strike at huffpo column?
cease: i didnt see it in huff po
LeifTheTweeny: Yep
cease: i'd rather have my country die for me
cease: quoth grace slick quoting james joyce
LeifTheTweeny: Very funny. Huffington Bloggers on strike
LeifTheTweeny: lol cease
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:34 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: the firesign arent the only joyce quoters
cease: almost, though
LeifTheTweeny: Well, guess we have to make a few little rules. Oh, wait... we already did!
Merlyn: hey dex
Bambi: hey Dex
cease: i bet Dexter Fong could quote Joyce
ah,clem: ask not what your country can do for you, but how you can get out of your country...
Dexter Fong: Heighdy Ho! Ho! Ho!
LeifTheTweeny: The sate of Tejas
LeifTheTweeny: Tomorrow is anoootherrr dayyyyy
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem, Bambi...you're Home!!; Cat, Tween, Merlyn, and TOR
cease: he's old enough to have been alive when joyce was still alive.
Bambi: they are ruining copyright law in canada to keep out the defectors LOL
Bambi: (just kidding of course)
ah,clem: seems we are, lol
cease: thats much better than being the Same day, tween
Bambi: yes, winter hours Dex :-)
Dexter Fong: Cat: You wanna hear Joyce...OK! I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree...etc
LeifTheTweeny: My favorite Marx Bros (obviously - DrHackenTween)
cease: rejoyce: war's good business, so give your sons
LeifTheTweeny: Ain't nothin' wrong with business
cease: i saw Citizen Kane last weekend, first time in awhile. charles foster firesign character
LeifTheTweeny: Listen to Eisenhower ;-)
Dexter Fong: Ain't nothin' wrong with bidness either
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dave & Katie into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:38 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Woof and Ruff
Bambi: it's just how business is run; and how well it's kept out of gov't
cease: d&k
Bambi: hey Dave & Katie!!
Dave & Katie: hi folks, I just saw citizen kane as well, I wish I could see the ways they filmed it though, lights, shadows, Etc. ah oh well, audio's still good though
cease: it would be too weird if it were just Katie
Merlyn: monkey business?
LeifTheTweeny: Ruff!!
LeifTheTweeny: Cocoanuts?
Dave & Katie: it would be weird, and she's miss type more than I do, which is saying something
LeifTheTweeny: Horsefeathers?
LeifTheTweeny: Hail Freedonia!!
cease: i remember seeing it in a film class in 72. we were told to watch all the interplay between background, foreground and midground. it was supposed to be quite revolutionary for its day
Bambi: I bet your imagination does a great job of it Dave! I spend more time listening to audio books these days myself for that very reason.
cease: yes most of the actors in Kane came from radio. it would have been at least as good as a radioplay
Bambi: Duck Soup?
cease: welles had one of the greatest voices ever
cease: clem and bambi, didnt i send you the bergman show with orson welles in it?
cease: it was called The Digital Diner
LeifTheTweeny: "Oh, your excellency, we've been expecting you..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
cease: orson is one of the guests
Dave & Katie: I want to see duck soup, which flopped horribly in its day, I've seen bits of it
LeifTheTweeny: (Rufus T. Firefly)
Tor Hershman: Moi 'tis back. WifeyWu just hit the sack. Hence whence the voice for "Sing Like A Ruptered Munchkin" come from.
Dave & Katie: ooo iI wanna hear that CAt
cease: marx brothers always hilarious
Dexter Fong: Hey Llan
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, to the recently arrived
cease: ok i'll include it in the tapes i'll make for you eventually, dave.
llanwydd: eloo again
cease: right now back pain is so severe, getting in and out of chair is most painful
Tor Hershman: Oh, "Duck Soup" 'tis most wonderful, indeed.
cease: i sent a bunch of stuff to ah clem. i hope he finds it, or i'll resend
cease: llan
Dave & Katie: sadly I know what you mean Cat, I have a bad back as well, it's getting worse, not better
Tor Hershman: It's listed on moi's MySpace page
Tor Hershman: With a pic, and EVERTHING.
cease: the pain i was suffereing from last week largely abated, and then picking up some heavy groceries a few days ago reinjured muscles
Dave & Katie: yes but people who were hoping for the future didn't want a movie about how fucked they were at the time
Tor Hershman: Crap, Cease,
Dave & Katie: thanks cat, appreciate it, take your time, haven't spoken to kend at all in the past few weeks, can only assume he's doing ok
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Boney', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Merlyn: that's about it, dave
cease: thakfully i wont be picking up any heavy gifts
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bon
cease: hi boney
Boney: high buoys
Bambi: change is inevitable ... the type of change is what's of concern unfortunately ...
LeifTheTweeny: Hey Boney
cease: life is change, that's how it differs from the rocks
cease: now that i'm on a roll with the airplane
Bambi: hey Boney
Dave & Katie: even the rocks change though, just takes longer
cease: true, dave
Tor Hershman: Nay
Boney: hey Bambi
cease: think the airpoane were just trying to sell albums
Dexter Fong: Is everyone celebrating the 25th anniversary of the release of Michael Jackson's Thriller?
Boney: Hey Tween
Dave & Katie: no but I fucking love that album, always have, god it's been that long huh?
ah,clem: I am not, lol
Bambi: the type of change that means less freedom, rights and liberties is not a good type of change at any time
Tor Hershman: "Thriller" t'were a great video.
Dave & Katie: just put it on, thanks
ah,clem: what's to celebrate, Fong?
Dexter Fong: Dave: Yep...An astonishing piece of work...changed R&R completely
ah,clem: I was not thrilled...
Tor Hershman: "Rights"????????? Wat iz dat?
cease: i remember dancing frenetically to thriller with my daughter and some of her friends
llanwydd: think there will be another Firesign album in the style of "Dwarf" or "Bozos"?
Tor Hershman: Ya howl dat vowel
Dave & Katie: yeah I've heard it's a great video, music vids and I were never ever the best of pals, I have a vinyl copy of the record, a tape copy, and a digital copy, I can't explain why I love the album, it along with the White albus was the first music I was really exposed to, or remember being exposed to
Dexter Fong: Cat: maybe that's when you're back troubles began
Boney: Katie is treated like a member of the pack and allowed to sniff our asses
cease: but perhaps not
cease: where is this from: keep your cold nose out of there!
LeifTheTweeny: Is she the lader of the pick?
Boney: the alpha bitch
Dexter Fong: Cat: Can't remember at this moment but do know the line
Dave & Katie: yeah that sounds like katie, with a tail that will whip yo hard if you don't watch out,
LeifTheTweeny throws a good thought from austin to denver
Dexter Fong: How many liters could the leader pick if the leader was a liter
Tor Hershman: a ladder day saint gettin'-up in the worl
LeifTheTweeny: Ah, in euruos?
LeifTheTweeny: let me calculate...
LeifTheTweeny: Despite my problems with 'Latter Day We'ans' ( only US can meet Grid), I like Donny. Met him
llanwydd: well, I must be leaving early tonight. see you in another 167 hours
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Ll
LeifTheTweeny: And his sisters and brothers
||||||||| At 9:55 PM, Boney runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| The Children enters at 9:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
cease: ok llan
LeifTheTweeny: They _really_ shouldn't say , 'We're It!!"
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, The Chil
Dexter Fong: Take off you coats children
cease: not yet. must apply more fire
The Children: Any of you on a wireless connection?
LeifTheTweeny: Oh, no, skeleton children!
Tor Hershman: Not moi
cease: take cube. chill
Dexter Fong: I'm hard wired into the grid
Bambi: The Children are here ... hello Children
cease: i'm still wiaitng for the electrician
Bambi: have a great night llanwydd
Bambi: and Boney too
ah,clem: oh, no the corn was over I thought,
The Children: Maybe on a laptop at a coffee house, listening to the espresso machine say WHOOOSH
Bambi: that sounds like a personal question Children :-)
The Children: A notebook, a PDA, a fancy schmancy cellphone?
Bambi: why are you?
The Children: AN iPHONE?
cease: cold hook, not nose
cease: i was translating into dog language for katie
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think you meant to say "Who am us?"
ah,clem: lol, quite the question, Bambi...
The Children: http://www.news.com/8301-13578_3-9829759-38.html
Bambi: Dex: you may be right! :-)
Dave & Katie: dog language for katie usuallu translates to, "can I eat it? huh? huh? wag wag sniff sniff
ah,clem: warm nose, cold hook, you are in the wrong port...
cease: any port salut in a storm
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ah,clem )
Dexter Fong: Cat: The Electrician has arrived
LeifTheTweeny: Ruff, ruff... Timmy's traped in the mine? Ruff, ruff.... get the sheriff?
cease: a contrtactort we were talking to about doing our kitched actually used the phrase "waiting for the electrician" this afternoon
Tor Hershman: Oh, moi's YouTube flick of "To Anacreon In Heaven" is/was one of the Class Materials at SMU's World Civilizations Since 1500 class this sea mess TOR. Ain't that a hoot.
LeifTheTweeny: Ruff, ruff... the Vice President worked for Haliburton and is authorizing no-bid contracts?
LeifTheTweeny: Sorry, girl... we're going to have to put ya down...
cease: good for you, tor
LeifTheTweeny: Alleyz come, aaleyz go...
The Children: Up to $300,000 for the "subset of anime called hentai" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai You big octopus!
Tor Hershman: "Tis a hoot, all things considered.
LeifTheTweeny: Call me Red LOL
The Children: $300,000 fine, that is.
LeifTheTweeny: "You've got a love too good for a Tweeny like meeeeee....."
cease: what brings you to a firesign theatre chat site, children?
Dexter Fong: The school bus dropped them off here by mistake
LeifTheTweeny: (hope it's Father's Children, D.C. ;-)
The Children: We're looking for free wireless
Dexter Fong: Children: YOu mean radio??
cease: you wont find it here
LeifTheTweeny: Ah, hat would be Switzerland bank account
Dave & Katie: free wireless and firesign? huh? don't get the correlation
LeifTheTweeny: Muslm band in the 70's
cease: a real zeppo tube would provide free wireless for everybody
cease: even people who didnt want it
LeifTheTweeny: D.C. Mosque
Merlyn: radio is usually wireless, otherwise it's called a phone
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: That's so 90's
Tor Hershman: Merl :-)
cease: what if texas and maine actually had nothing to say to each other, quoth thoreau
LeifTheTweeny: What 90's? lol
The Children: Boney told us that we could do Thursday Nite chat using a Nokia n800 Linux PDA in a coffee house with free wireless
Merlyn: but now we have those wireless phones
cease: your boney's children?
Dexter Fong: If Boney said that...it's prolly true
LeifTheTweeny does the lobster quadrille
cease: he must really be boney
The Children: We're Boney's Kids
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tor Hershman: Rodenberry sure nit the hail on the head, yes, no?
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Ll
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Didn't know you were a pilot
The Children: He does a telethon every Labor Day
Merlyn: in colonial times, the PDA coffee house was where revolutionaries gathered
cease: i thought he was dead
The Children: Boney is dead?
LeifTheTweeny: A very bad plot.... and thickened!
cease: lets invite over a bunch of immigrants and make cars
The Children: He has ceased to be?
cease: roddenberry
Dexter Fong: Documented immigrants I think you meant to say Cat
cease: boeny was here a minute ago
Tor Hershman: "All men are created equal" and that was written and signed by slave holders. Yikes, what a world.
cease: lol dex
Dave & Katie: merl that was horrible, but funnu
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:11 PM and late as usual, it's Donk, just back from Michigan."
The Children: All you are is just another brick in the wall
cease: hole in the water
LeifTheTweeny: TX Motors? I'm in :-) Let's make Ferdinand Porche jealous with the TX People's Car :-)
LeifTheTweeny: Hey Don
Dexter Fong: The Don K is here
Dave & Katie: eh the irony of humankind, or human kind?
cease: donk
The Children: Another power brick plugged into the wall at the coffee house
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Donk
Dave & Katie: k of donness
Dexter Fong: Donk Donk Donk Donk of Earl Earl Earl
Dave & Katie: is there some guy with an acousti guitar at the coffee house? saying how we should change the world while he sips a starbcks?
Tor Hershman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iQRFP_e90 this is for, The Children
Donk: hey Tweeny, Dexter, Tor, cease and all
Bambi: you still need an audio player even on a pda that can do audio streams ... what pda software palm or pocketpc?
LeifTheTweeny: (the earl of mar didn't get them very far...)
Bambi: Hey Don
ah,clem: hi
Dexter Fong: Hoi there Kinder: Why aren't you at home with Boney?
Tor Hershman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEQhsZrkM8 This is for everyone that remembers the Red Rose monkey ad
Dexter Fong: Looking out for the old man
LeifTheTweeny: No Dave, the coffee is for the dog. You're supposed to be inflating your shoes)
Dave & Katie: I don't see no old man
LeifTheTweeny: Creak creak
The Children: Tor, is that why teacher wouldn't let us look at the Washington Monument?
Dave & Katie: sorry tween, coffee kills guide pups like mine, and that's not happening, inflates shoes and crosses the protest waters singing, "god save the bozozs"
LeifTheTweeny: Tie up Katie to my walker and let's jog!
Donk: lol
Dexter Fong: Yes Children,,it's a monumental erction
Tor Hershman: Was Mrs. Washington the teacher?
LeifTheTweeny: Never protest, Dave. It's bad for your heath....
Dexter Fong: YOu mean Martha?
Dexter Fong: And it's also bad for your moors
Tor Hershman: Martha and Mothra
LeifTheTweeny: My wife Murtha? Unhand her!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop in through the front door at 10:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tor Hershman: No he cut-off her hands
cease: did you know they used george washington's actual letter in that "i'll be doing things now for the final time" riff
Dexter Fong chops off Murtha's hands
ah,clem: the Washington Monument....looks nothing like Pres. Wahington, looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton
Dave & Katie: well there are so many issues to protest on, I just sit back and watch, and aktie would jog for as long as you let her, then she'd collapse, but that'd be funny to watch
cease: hi poop
Tor Hershman: Butt, he left the good pards
Tor Hershman: parts
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
principalpoop: hehe he said erection hehe
Tor Hershman: Howyd do, Prin
Bambi: hi princep
principalpoop: hola ciao bebe
Dave & Katie: lol! clem good one
Dexter Fong: Poop: I said it for you, babe
LeifTheTweeny: Papoon For President!
Dexter Fong: Not Insane!
principalpoop: hope springs eternal
Dave & Katie: yo yo pp
principalpoop: Not Responsible
LeifTheTweeny: I like English style tennis, er, horsebuck riding
principalpoop: woof woof
cease: no, hope springs presidential candidates
Dave & Katie: sproyng!
cease: i like not moving. a lot
Tor Hershman: yo yo pop and yo yo mom, good one, D&K
ah,clem: was a borrowed riff, Dave, credit goes to one of Jeff Dunham's pupets...
principalpoop: onaemotopeia
Tor Hershman: In the vain of cello
LeifTheTweeny: Ever rose horseback, Dave?
Dexter Fong: Dave: Don't know if you're familiar with hime or not but saw an old B%W movie that had a musical interlude by Spike Jones...they did all their stuff live
LeifTheTweeny: rode with a rose? on horseback?
The Children: What's an obelisk, Tor? Is it like a Lady Washington geranium?
cease: in der furer's face
principalpoop: bag it, never bareback
LeifTheTweeny: Could you trust a horse, Dave?
cease: 1/3 of my favourite novel. The Black Obelisk
Bambi: That's JeffDunHAM.com LOL
Dexter Fong: Ono Moto Paya...Sound like Yoko's bribing DJs to play her records
LeifTheTweeny: Even sighted, sometimes you have to :-)
Bambi: If you have ever heard his purple puppet, you will know why I capped HAM in the URL
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:21 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs The Children by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Tor Hershman: horns and hooves and bones - Horns and Hooves and Bones - HORNS AND HOOVERS AND BONES - J E L L O
principalpoop: i remember the episode where obi had a lisp
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:21 PM and Boney steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dave & Katie: man it would have been crazy to see spike Jones live, such timing, and let's see, Clem I wish I could see Dunham's puppets, really funny shit vocally but the visual just is great I've been told, he's getting quite the following and using an old art and updating the material, which I think is great
principalpoop: nice grape boney
cease: you said bones and he appears
Boney: it sure is big
Dexter Fong: Go straight to bed children
Dexter Fong: and no horseplay
Boney: the grape, I mean
principalpoop: did you finish your homework?
cease: "wish i could see" and funny vocalizers doesn't make sense
principalpoop: throw a towel over it
Bambi: you would enjoy the bits even if you only hear the bits (but you are right, the way he does it is great to see too)
Dexter Fong: Boney: Your kids were just here...we turned them over to Child welfare
LeifTheTweeny: When I was 14/15 years old, my daily phys/ed was English horseback.
ah,clem: you do not loose much Dave, if you have someone to describe the puppets, as the way they look is the gag
LeifTheTweeny: We're not talking what you see on TV. Real steeplechase
cease: you want sight? gaze at a woman of your preference. anything else is trivial
Boney: The Grape is the name of a gay bar in 1970s L.A. that Frank Zappa mentions in his song Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
ah,clem: o good with voices, you know who is talking..
LeifTheTweeny: mud and trees through the forest
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bubba's Brain in through the front door at 10:24 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ah,clem: so good
principalpoop: do we have a cure for the shuffles yet?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey all...
Dave & Katie: makes perfect sense if you're me Cat, sorry to disagree there with you, and yes my friends have described the puppets to me, and that has helped
cease: hi bub
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bub
Boney: Bub
principalpoop: hi BB
LeifTheTweeny: Hey Bubba
ah,clem: the bathroo?
principalpoop: that is metaphysically impossible
Dexter Fong: afk for refill and download
LeifTheTweeny: A roo? Nice supper...
Bambi: the shuffles? don't you just get them off of thorazine to get rid of that?
Dave & Katie: oh Cat I'm always gazing, grin, nothing paid out, eh just giving it time, meanwhile i've got my pup
LeifTheTweeny: If it doesn't beat you to death first lol
principalpoop: ahh yes, I had forgotten
Dave & Katie: yaaaay a fred allen ref!
Dave & Katie: Mr. AAAAAAAAAAaallen!
Tor Hershman: Metaphyics is an impossiblity, too bad....spook houses can be fun.
LeifTheTweeny swings his club and gets Jack Parr
cease: i had been listening to these guys for almost 3 years when i finlaly saw them live at the ash grove at the end of 69they were Much better on the radio
principalpoop: example, CIA safe house, metaphysically impossible
Tor Hershman: Impossibility was impossible, till now
cease: i have fond memories of jack parr
Dave & Katie: funny man, Par, never liked Carson, yes I've watched both
principalpoop: everything was better back in 69, crisper, more colours, trails when you waved your fingers
Dave & Katie: first host of the Tonight Show if I recall
Boney: catherwood, hand me a glass of Jack Paar's baby tears
||||||||| Catherwood gets Boney a glass of jack paar's baby tears.
principalpoop: didn't like johnny carson?
principalpoop: i ought to slap you, grrrrr
cease: i loved carson and did see him live. parr only on tv, late at night when i was supposed to be asleep
principalpoop: slap some sense into you
cease: what i enjoyed about parr was he treated his audience as adults. and i was a kid at the time
LeifTheTweeny: Certainly not Carson City. Or gouda....
Tor Hershman: Are those tears of Jack Parr as a wee one, orrrrrrrrrr, his kid's tears.
principalpoop: you talk about timing, he almost invented timing, almost
cease: first host was steve allen who had many, many tv shows, radio shows, hit singles, etc
Tor Hershman: OH, Jack's tears,
cease: has a great 3 hour interivew with the firesign for npr
Dave & Katie: no, Jack Benny invented timing PP
principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahhh, clem
Tor Hershman: Okay, syntax is down!
||||||||| H. Stones tiptoes in around 10:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, H.
cease: yes, paar cried enough to fill a good sized swiming pool
principalpoop: steve allen is good too
H. Stones: Greetings,
Boney: catherwood, get Tor a Jerry Lewis Nice Lady
||||||||| Catherwood hands tor a jerry lewis nice lady.
principalpoop: ahh cheerio matey
H. Stones: been so busy i forgot it was Thursday
cease: yes, carson very much a student of benny, dave
LeifTheTweeny: Hey UK, hail well and met!
Tor Hershman: LAAAAAAAAAAADY!!!!
Dave & Katie: so I didn't recall properly, and I have a record of Steve Allen on piano, good stuff, and one of the most rare records ever is the one he did with Kerouac, don't have that one cause it's damned near impossible to find
cease: hi stones
Bubba's Brain: syntax? like a charge on cigarettes?
Dexter Fong: Stones: You'eve missed you're entire adventure with The Giant Rat of Sinatra
ah,clem: good night all
cease: i may have sent you kerouac and steve allen, dave
principalpoop: i said almost, Benny knew how to draw it out long, hehe
Bubba's Brain: nite, clem.
LeifTheTweeny: Love and health Dendron :-)
Dave & Katie: yes I know, I just never liked what i've seen of Carson, it's all personal preference
principalpoop: thanks so much keepers of the root
principalpoop: toad away
Dave & Katie: I have the Jack Kerouac box they put out Cat
cease: yes i got that too
||||||||| ah,clem is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:31 PM.
cease: but i know there's another steve allen kerouac thing
Tor Hershman: TTFN, clem
cease: by clem
Dexter Fong: Well Folks, I'll tell you this..Craig Ferguson does the best goddam monolgue I've ever seen from a late night talk show host
Dave & Katie: I wish I could read the bios people have done of him, there is surprisingly little kerouac stuff that is accessible, most is in audio format
principalpoop: no, you must adjust your opinion to match that of the principals, what kind of school is this?
Bambi: Hi Stones!
LeifTheTweeny: later, gators :-)
H. Stones: Hi Bambi
cease: who is he, dex?
principalpoop: night tween
Dexter Fong: Keep in touch Tween
cease: tween
Tor Hershman: Nite all, stay on groovin' safari
Dexter Fong: Cat: Comes on after Letterman
cease: ok tor
principalpoop: that is the guy from the ahh hello cleveland show?
cease: i'll chekc it out then
principalpoop: groove it tor
Dexter Fong: Scottich chap..has done stand up and some movies, (Voiced Shreck) and was on Drew Carey's tv series
Bambi: How's Honey, Stones?
principalpoop: ok, i have seen him
H. Stones: shes right here, Bambi
cease: dont know him
Boney: Kids, I warned you! No writing!
principalpoop: i like the other scotish comedian, the drinker
cease: best stand up i've ever seen is eddie izzard, dressed to kill
Dexter Fong: Again I say,,,,and I've seen them all...best monolgue...(Funniest, for me at any rate) but still the best monologue ever
principalpoop: that would be fun to see
Bambi says Hi Honey!
cease: your kids, boney?
Boney chases kids out of chatroom
cease: you saw monologues in the silent era, dex
cease: charlie chaplin, buster keaton
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes, the ones with subtitles
H. Stones: dammit, skype and messenger just moofied
Dexter Fong: In sepiatone
principalpoop: moofied, omg
Dave & Katie: I have yet to see izzard, I had it on my comp but deleted it
cease: i dont know if its really monologue but spaulding gray was fanstastic
Dave & Katie: silent movies, boooooooooooooring
Dexter Fong: I haven't seen izzard but have seen ecko
cease: youre bettter off not seeing him, date. its aural humour
principalpoop: i have bits and pieces of various lizard shows
cease: ive seen him As chaplin ina flick but didnt bleive him at all.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes..and yes monologist
Boney: I'm nobody's Daddy-O and I don't dig Mr. Beat
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Honey falls out at 10:36 PM.
cease: but his standup is state of the art. there are a few peers but no superiors, that i know of
principalpoop: ahh his face, when he is teasing about englbert humperdink being dead is worth having eyes that work
Honey : man am i windblown
Dexter Fong: LOLLA Honey
principalpoop: hi honey hola
cease: i saw spauoding do two monologues, Slippery Slope and Monster in a Box
Honey : 'allo crew
Bambi: hi Honey!
cease: both were what the firesign are on radio, compared to what they are on staage
cease: hi honey
principalpoop: stormy weather honey?
Honey : heya poopster
Honey : a bit choppy, yer
Dexter Fong: Honey: You know the old saying..."Better to be windblown than not blown at all"
H. Stones: thats what we call her Poop
Honey : lol dex
Merlyn: hey dere
Honey : don't get me started on stormy weather
Boney: Although I was impressed by the performance of Maynard G. Krebs in the Dobie Gillis Goes To College episode
Dexter Fong: I call the wind Mariah
H. Stones: Mariah Carey ?
principalpoop: the speech in animal house is a classic hehe
cease: Ms Carey doesnt work any more?
Boney: The location shots were filmed at Pomona College
Dexter Fong: Mariah Tote..she also cook and clean de scene
cease: is that near you, bone?
principalpoop: Pomona, how is she?
Dexter Fong: and Kookamunga?
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from jaundice
||||||||| LeifTheTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: chief cook and bottle washer?
Boney: It's near CMC, where David Ossman attended college
H. Stones: dont forget Wallambula
Dexter Fong: Meshak and Abednego
Honey : near alice springs?
Dave & Katie: bula land
H. Stones: close
Boney: Both are in fact part of The Claremont Colleges
Dexter Fong: Alice doesn't so much spring as pounce
cease: i was offered a scholarship to a claremont college. i found it scary, went elsewhere
H. Stones: last time i saw her she was lurching
Boney: The L.A. County Fair is held in Pomona, California.
Dexter Fong: Claremont College? That's where I learned to play Truck driver style pedal steel welding
Honey : oooooooh and the renfest is held in ontario
Honey : huzzah!!!!!
principalpoop: that was the bum leg, she got it in the war, I have no idea why she carries around an extra leg
H. Stones: Command Fong and his Lost Pedal Air Heads
Dexter Fong: Wren Fest? Man I could eat about 300 of them suckers
cease: i prefer our ontario
Boney: A huge sign over the entrance at the annual L.A. Country Fair proclaims A FAIR FOR ALL
cease: is that where the firesign go it, bone?
Dexter Fong: Stones! You've heard my album
H. Stones: Yes
H. Stones: but hopefully not again
Honey : never leave home without an extra femur, poop
Boney: They parked cars there once, cat. Or so I'm told
principalpoop: that is tibia of you honey
Bubba's Brain: .... and no fair for anybody...
Dexter Fong: If you play it backwards, there's a message from MI5
cease: i thought it was extra lemur
Honey : the lemur is always extra
cease: park and lock it. not responsible
principalpoop: no monkeying around
Dexter Fong: Any spare chimps man?
cease: theyre smarter than japanese college students
Dexter Fong: Gorilla Chat
principalpoop: yes, we have no bananas
Dexter Fong: Who isn't
cease: but plenty of bandanas
H. Stones: i will play banjo if you will sing it Poop
Dexter Fong: Chicita Bandana
cease: you heard news yesterday about chimps beating japanese college students in memory test?
Dexter Fong: Don't doit poop, he just wants to plcuk you
Honey : lol no i didnt hear that is that for real, cat?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Old news
H. Stones: well you are a pheasant plucker Fong
Boney: Chimps beating Japanese college students? Is that on YouTube? With the drunk elephants, maybe?
Dexter Fong: Was gonna tell you last year but forgot
principalpoop: you don't have a ukelele?
cease: i taught japanese college students for many years. i'm not surprised
Honey : dont you mean pleasant feller, stones?
H. Stones: i know what i mean Honey
Honey chuckles
Dexter Fong: Stones does know what he means
Honey : lol
Dexter Fong: but he likes it that way
H. Stones: Honey Chuckles sounds like a breakfast cereal
Dave & Katie: japanese college studenst are probably just like american college students in how they act
principalpoop: stones says what he knows he means
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:47 PM and late as usual, it's doctec, just back from Hellmouth."
Honey : snap chuckle n pop
principalpoop: hi doctec
doctec: am i too late?
H. Stones: and the more i know it, the more i mean it
Dexter Fong: Honey Chuckles..didn't she go out with Fatty Arbucckle
Honey : shut up catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood shuts up.
cease: here you are
Bubba's Brain: Hey doc.
H. Stones: he was still slim back then
Boney: Remember that Taiwanese dude with a Bible that jumped into the lion's enclosure at the city zoo?
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Doc
doctec: buck up, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood bucks up.
cease: carlos?
Honey : hello doc :)
principalpoop: i thought it was fanny artchuckle
cease: hows work mistreating you?
doctec: hiya hiya hiya hiya hiya...
Dave & Katie: good ol' fatty, yes I know what you're talking about
Boney: He shouted "It's okay, I don't believe in Darwin!"
doctec: work is giving me a (mental) workout, that's for sure
Merlyn: hey doc
Honey : preaching to the lions, huh?
Boney: My housecat mauled me today. She was hungry
principalpoop: samantha's husband? I was upset they replaced him too.
doctec: i still have a lot to learn but i have managed to latch on to enough stuff (especially with the database and SQL stuff) that i think i'll survive
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: if youre small enough to be considered a meal, i'd be worried, bone
Honey : it's derwood, poop
doctec: the malling of armenia...
Dexter Fong: DonKOed
Bubba's Brain: ... and think and two and three and four...
principalpoop: what kind of wood?
Boney: She's got a big appetite
cease: donk be gone
Dexter Fong: Der wood, poop..it's over dere
Honey : dagwood
Dave & Katie: well time for me to check out for the night, night all, see you next week, or not, as I have a big exam that next morning, so maybe two weeks, layter
H. Stones: Der Wood forest, wasnt that where ? oh never mind
Dexter Fong: Night Dave
||||||||| Dave & Katie leaves at 10:51 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bubba's Brain: Get wood, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood gives wood.
Dexter Fong: And slepp welll Katie
principalpoop: jaundice and janice and janet underhill, the singing derwood sisters
H. Stones: hands dave a dog biscuit
doctec: someone's examining you? what fun...
principalpoop: night dave
Boney: Do you mind stepping through the metal detector that we've installed at the entrance, Doc?
doctec: nite dave & katie
Honey : niteers dave & katie have a jolly week
Dexter Fong: Get a handjob Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives a handjob.
H. Stones: see ya both next week
cease: by d&k
principalpoop: mmm that felt good
Boney: catherwood, lose Doctec's luggage
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Boney and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
H. Stones: give a damn Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets a damn.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood aim to please
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Something I can help with?"
cease: 3 gorges?
principalpoop: oops, he's on the list, step in here and take off your clothes please
Honey : catherwood is quite the toady tonight
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Honey and says "Something I can help with?"
H. Stones: wrong chat room again Poop
doctec: boney: i thought that was a mental detector
principalpoop: oops hehe
cease: at least he's not Toad Away
Dexter Fong: he said he he....he he
cease: a mental defector?
Dexter Fong: or was it hehe
H. Stones: now dont encourage him Fong
Boney: Catherwood, get and lose Doctec's psychic baggage
||||||||| Catherwood brings and lose doctec's psychic baggage.
Dexter Fong: Please store all psychic baggage in the overhead storage lockers
principalpoop: oops my thumb slipped, start over again please
||||||||| Catherwood leads LiliLamont inside, makes a note of the time (10:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
doctec: mental detractor
H. Stones: is that an Edgar Case Boney
Honey : how ya been pp i haven't seen you in donkeys years...or so it seems
Dexter Fong: Hey Lili
LiliLamont: Hi, guys.
principalpoop: hi lili
Honey : hello lili
doctec: wow, it's ... the zeigeist babe! (and what a babe she is :D )
Boney: Catherwood, hand me my lost mind
||||||||| Catherwood hands Boney my lost mind.
principalpoop: pretty good, not bad, I can't complain, and you?
doctec: zeitgeist
cease: hi lili!!!
LiliLamont: Hi, Dex. It's bee a while.
Merlyn: hey lili
Dexter Fong: It sure bee
cease: i hope you are surrounded by health
Boney thought he saw his lost mind around here somewhere
LiliLamont: Hi, doc. Just thought I'd join in for a while.
Dexter Fong: afk
doctec: i'm so glad you did - and so is everyone else here!!!!
principalpoop: mind? no I don't mind thank you
cease: how are you?
LiliLamont: Cease: Ihave some surgery scheduled for next Tuesday, but I'm feeling okay.
Boney: Catherwood, hand Lili her lost mind
||||||||| Catherwood brings lili her lost mind.
Honey : oh i could complain & bitch and whine and moan but why??? i'm ok, poop
cease: feeling ok is good
principalpoop: good is good
LiliLamont: Honey, how are you?
principalpoop: ok is okeydokey
cease: i sprained back last week, still really difficult to get out of chair
cease: but that's temporary unpleasentness
principalpoop: easily solved, stay in the chair
Honey : still alive & well lili :)
Boney: Catherwood, give me all of the precious metal objects and jewelry in the plastic dish
||||||||| Catherwood gives Boney all of the precious metal objects and jewelry in the plastic dish.
doctec: ooh, sorry to hear that cat - how did it happend & what sort of therapy you giving it?
Boney runs from room
LiliLamont: Indeed. I take a fistfull of drugs every day, but I feel okay, so I try to ignore thequantities of drugs I'm taking.
principalpoop: i saw the physician, told him it hurts when I do this, he said don't do that
Honey catches boney first and shakes him down
doctec: i remember that movie ... "a fistful of drugs"
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey : same here lili
principalpoop: come back boney
H. Stones: its not the first time you have been told not to do that Poop
cease: first was from ligting wieghts only it didnt kick in ti the following day, last thurs when i was guzzliing back pain medicine.
doctec: at least i think i do ... the '60s are kinda hazy if you know what i mean
doctec: purple hazy-ish
Boney: That roller derby maiden has got me in a hammerlock
cease: then it got better enough for me to go out for dinner on freezing friday night.
LiliLamont: You take a fistfull of drugs too, Honey?
principalpoop: excuse me while I kiss the sky
Honey : indeed i do
cease: then reinjured lifting groceries on monday. now getting up requires virtual push-ups
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Excuse me, those are my air rights
Honey : i save up every month to be able to afford them
Boney: Catherwood bring Lili the drugs from the lost luggage
||||||||| Catherwood gets lili the drugs from the lost luggage.
principalpoop: i have a ticket, how many times must I pay you fong?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood you're under arrest, assume the position
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?"
H. Stones: i took all the uppers, wanna hear me rap ?
cease: i try and exercise on the big exercise ball but its difficult
doctec: "the lost luggage" ... a saga of love, laughs and missed connecting flights
Honey : no!!
Dexter Fong: Yo YO YO Shout out
principalpoop: act your age, not your IQ
LiliLamont: I'm lucky in that regard, Honey. I've been getting my health care and drugs from the VA. I guess the 7 years in the Air Force were well worth it.
cease: i hope you're in good spirits, lili?
Dexter Fong: 165?
principalpoop: not sure what that means anymore
Honey : if i acted my IQ i would be drooling & doddering, pp
H. Stones: in my case thats not bad Poop
doctec: 145?
Boney is on strike until Honey gets off his back
Honey : indeed yes in that regard, lili i am glad that the VA is there for you
H. Stones: use the spurs Honey
Dexter Fong Lifts Honey off Boney's back
principalpoop: give him the full nelson honey, make him say uncle
doctec: strike while the iron is hot
LiliLamont: What is 165 and 145?
Boney: those Sixties vintage roller skates are more painful than spurs
cease: contemplating anything heavier than air on my back is painful
Honey : hey careful with those melons, dex
doctec: hi queues
Dexter Fong: 310?
H. Stones: a pass mark for Mensa
principalpoop: new interstate highways?
doctec: dex: lol
Boney: I had that Jimmy Caan on my back once
H. Stones: leave Honeys melons alone please Dex
Dexter Fong: Jimmy Caan Corn?
Honey : did you have to get him lanced? boney??
Dexter Fong: I don't care
LiliLamont: I'll let you all talk to doc. My back is killing me and I need to lie down.
doctec: leave honey's melons $500? $1000?
doctec: poor dear
principalpoop: art chili con corney
doctec: take a load off lili
Honey : aw lili well i am glad you showed up rest easy it was nice to see ya, lili :)
H. Stones: take it easy Lilli
doctec: i won't be on chat very long
principalpoop: best of luck lili
Boney: a motorcycle exploded into flames and after that I forgot everything
Dexter Fong: adn put the load on Boney
Dexter Fong: Night Lili...Best wishes and good luck with the upcoming
doctec: lili goes into the hospital for the last round of plastic surgery this coming dec 11
doctec: well, almost the last round anyway
cease: by lili
doctec: wns to last round we think
cease: good news, doc
principalpoop: that was not a motorcycle, that was the microwave
Dexter Fong: Gimme one for my baby and one more for the road
doctec: 2nd to last round we think
Boney is silly to think that everyone has seen the original Rollerball
H. Stones: your baby has had more than enough Fong
principalpoop: good tidings for christmas
Dexter Fong: Rollerballs from Outer Space?
Honey saw it
Dexter Fong heard it
Honey is a rollerderby queen
cease: you have much greater tolerance for sinatra than i do, dex
principalpoop: sorry jonathan E
doctec: doc sniffed it
principalpoop snorted it
Dexter Fong: It was a real square little guy...not from around here
Bubba's Brain: sniffing packets again? really have to get off that habit.
H. Stones: i forgot it
Dexter Fong: It's Jubilee folks
H. Stones: dont give him the cheese Fong
principalpoop: that nun had a lot of bad habits
cease: only the Cleese
doctec: jubilee? you mean chanukka?
Dexter Fong: I must be off to park car...If y'all are gone upon my return, see you in two weeks...off the las Vegas next week
principalpoop: what is the other one, kuwasabi?
Dexter Fong: off ot
cease: good luck, dex. literally
doctec: ok, i'm going to leave you all with a lengthy xmas joke i heard the other day - i'll deliver it in segments
Honey : remember fong what happens in vegas stays in vegas
principalpoop: don't lose the farm big spender
cease: i read something about jubiliee the other day
H. Stones: how can you stand all the excitement Fong
Dexter Fong: Honey: Yes, I'll be staying in vegas
cease: in thomn hartmann book
doctec: Three guys happen to die at the same time on Christmas Day. There they are at the gates of heaven, and St. Peter greets them, saying:
doctec: "Since you all died on Christmas Day, the Lord is making an exception to those of you who have with you a symbol of Christmas. Any symbol will do, but if you don't have one then you won't be allowed into heaven."
principalpoop: can I stop you if, oops, a new one
doctec: So the first guy searches through his pockets, pulls out a lighter, and lights it. St. Peter asks, "What does that have to do with Christmas?" The guy says "Why, it's a candle!" St. Peter opens the gate and says "OK, you can come in."
doctec: The next guy searches through his pockets a moment, then he pulls out his keys and jangles them. St' Peter asks, "Now what does that have to do with Christmas?" The guy says "It's jingle bells!" St. Peter rolls his eyes, but opens the gate anyway and says "OK, you can come in too."
doctec: So now the third guy is fishing through his pockets. St. Peter asks, "Well, what have you got that has something to do with Christmas?" He's fishing, and fishing, and startst to look a little concerned when suddently a smile crosses his face. He pulls out a pair of women's panties and twirls them around his finger. Astonished, St. Peter asks "Now what could that possibly have to do with Christmas!?" The third guy, smiling, says:
doctec: "These are Carol's!!!"
Honey groans
Bubba's Brain: booooooooo
cease: very good, doc
principalpoop: oops, I thought it was now we don our gay apparel
Merlyn: rimshot heard round the world
Dexter Fong: Tils the seaso...oops "tis the season
Honey : nice typing, doc :)
cease: lol honey
doctec: hello sailor!
principalpoop: he types fast
doctec: (cut & paste is a wonderful thing honey)
Dexter Fong: Cut and Paste maybe?????Hmmmmm?
Honey would love to see poop in his gay apparel
Honey : aha doc !!!!
cease: i coulndt type thgat many words without mistakes in a imllion years
Dexter Fong: and Doc shows his hole card
cease: of course, doc gets paid
principalpoop: cut and paste, no, I not into S&M or B&D or A&P
Dexter Fong: anyway later
||||||||| 11:14 PM -- Dexter Fong left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
doctec: i was getting gas the other day, the woman behind the counter told that joke to a friend of hers
Bubba's Brain: I don't have any gay apparel -- I don't read fashion magazines.
Honey : ne meither
Honey : m & m, poop???
doctec: her delivery was so good, i vowed to go home and transcribe it
H. Stones: see ya later Fongster
principalpoop: yes candy
principalpoop: good luck fongster
principalpoop: las vegas would ruin me, I get the fever
doctec: and on that note (was that high c or vitamin d?) i'm heading outta here
Honey : its the devils playground!!
principalpoop: rimshot for doc
Honey : nite doc
cease: keep em flying, doc
cease: will contact yo later
doctec: gotta get some sleep, got another loooong day of work ahead of me
H. Stones: good night doc
doctec: cat: email me this weekend
doctec: thanks
Bubba's Brain: nite doc
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for real!
||||||||| doctec leaves to catch the 11:16 PM train to Billville.
Honey : he cought the last train to billville
principalpoop: take the last train to billville and meet at the station
principalpoop: me
Bubba's Brain: Heading out too.
cease: and he brought his Head with him
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes off, saying "11:17 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
principalpoop: herman will never forgive me for that one
Honey : nitey bubba
principalpoop: night bubba
cease: by bub
H. Stones: i must away too. hope you all have a good week
principalpoop: i think your hold on boney was too tight honey, he lost consciousness
H. Stones: see ya same time same station
principalpoop: same to stones, and twice as good for you
cease: off we go
H. Stones: Honey's too tight to Mention
Honey : i best take the leap out of here too goodnight dear friends
||||||||| cease leaves at 11:18 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
principalpoop: ahh the bus, i will jump too
principalpoop: ciaooooo
principalpoop: have a super week
Honey : nitey bubba
H. Stones: good night all
||||||||| Around 11:19 PM, principalpoop walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: nite fokez
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:19 PM train to Minneapolis.
H. Stones: and thanks to Merlyn as well
||||||||| H. Stones is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:20 PM.
||||||||| At 11:27 PM, Boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Boney plummets into the garden at 11:27 PM.
Boney: Honey? Lili?
Boney wonders if putting the Marxes in charge of the metal detector and the Stooges in charge of the luggage was a good idea
||||||||| Boney is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:29 PM.
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
LiliLamont: Hey, all. I crashed. See you next week, post operatively.
||||||||| LiliLamont is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 1:33 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dave & Katie
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
The Children
Tor Hershman
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And, "The Home Team"